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“You’re Rolling the Dice With Steroids” - Dr Mike Israetel

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Dr. Mike Israetel addresses the relationship between steroid use and longevity, arguing that while anabolic steroids do accelerate the dying process through specific physiological mechanisms, they are not a guaranteed death sentence for everyone who uses them. He explains that drugs negatively impact health by growing heart muscle in ways that impair pumping efficiency, elevating blood pressure, and causing cholesterol levels to damage arteries. However, he notes that many users can mitigate these risks if they strictly control other variables like insulin management and do not carry excessive body weight relative to their frame. Israetel emphasizes that even with genetic advantages or careful health monitoring, the combination of high doses used for extended periods while maintaining a large physique significantly increases mortality risk, effectively causing one to "roll the dice" where genetics become the only loaded factor determining survival. The discussion highlights extreme examples in bodybuilding to illustrate these risks and exceptions. Israetel contrasts his own experience with that of Chris Bumstead, noting that while elite athletes like Bumsted retire young due to their massive muscle mass relative to their height, others face different outcomes based on genetics. He cites Ramy Brooks as an example where carrying 340 pounds off-season creates a much higher health burden than someone weighing less but similarly muscular. Conversely, he references the "Golden Era" of bodybuilding in the 1980s and mentions figures like Arnold Schwarzenegger to show that many pro athletes live into their seventies and eighties despite past drug use, suggesting that media hysteria about immediate death was exaggerated at the time. He also shares a story about his mentor BR Chavez's grandfather who took oral steroids for decades while working in coal mines; although this individual lived well into his sixties or seventies, Israetel warns against relying on such rare genetic outliers as a model for most people to emulate. For those seeking longevity rather than maximal muscle size through drugs, Dr. Israetel recommends a sustainable training approach that mimics the benefits of cardio while minimizing gym time and social stressors from "sweaty nasty people." He suggests working out two to four times per week for 30 to 45 minutes using compound movements like pull-ups, rows, dips, squats, and deadlifts. By utilizing short rest intervals (around ten seconds) between alternating muscle groups, individuals can achieve high repetition sets that provide cardiovascular benefits essential for extending lifespan without the overkill of training two hours daily six days a week. This method allows people to maintain necessary physical activity levels while keeping their schedule manageable and reducing overall stress on the body compared to exhaustive gym routines or drug-enhanced bulking cycles. Sleep is identified as another critical pillar for longevity, serving as the ultimate system resetter that reduces chronic stress. Israetel applies an 80/20 rule to sleep duration, suggesting that if a person feels well-rested and only needs one or two cans of Nootropic coffee throughout the day rather than multiple energy drinks after 2 p.m., they are likely getting sufficient rest between seven and nine hours for most people. He acknowledges rare genetic mutations where individuals function on as little as four hours, citing Tim Kennedy's experience running out of ammunition while awake for days or Ross Edgley's ability to swim around Great Britain without sleep, but notes that these cases are statistically improbable like being hit by lightning twice. For the vast majority, chronically feeling un-rested is detrimental to both life quality and span, making consistent sleep hygiene—such as keeping rooms dark, cool, and free of blue light—a non-negotiable component of a healthy lifestyle. To ensure that health strategies are effective, Israetel advocates for regular blood work rather than relying solely on how one feels or anecdotal evidence about others' longevity. He promotes the use of advanced testing services like Function Health, which monitors over 100 biomarkers including heart health, hormone levels, thyroid function, and nutrient deficiencies to provide actionable recommendations from expert physicians. This approach allows individuals to track their progress scientifically rather than guessing based on external appearances or isolated success stories. By combining a moderate training regimen focused on compound movements with adequate sleep hygiene and regular medical monitoring, individuals can optimize their chances of living longer without needing to resort to the high-risk strategies associated with extreme bodybuilding drug protocols.
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what is it that the drugs are doing that's speeding up the dying process yeah what aren't they doing that speeds up that uh they're growing your heart muscle in a way that makes your heart worse at pumping blood they are consistently presenting you with cholesterol levels that do nothing good for your arteries they are elevating your blood pressure now many of those variables I have kashed so I could be lucky and be looking at less than five years but there's also an element of where carrying that much excess body weight starts to be a standin for the muscle when you weigh I'm 5'6 and I currently weigh 235 you weigh 235 pounds of 56 you are I'm uh like one obesity category away from the highest one all the time on BMI correct yep but like the amount of weight you carry around the amount more forcefully your heart has to pump blood Etc that still [ __ ] counts fing 100% And so to quote Donald Trump on the heartbeat thing again he's not 100% wrong um that definitely is a factor so if you happen to have used lots of steroids but you kept most of your health values in check and you just had dog [ __ ] genetics for being jacked and you never got really big you're probably looking at less than five years off your lifespan on average but I've been pretty big for my size for a long time and my parents are both teeny tiny people with very small frames I also have a very small frame I just have a lot of muscle on it relatively speaking and a lot of weight and I have had for years and that's absolutely a big [ __ ] problem do you I think about Chris Bumstead when you talk about that someone who's just retired age 30 okay 62 63 I think he steps on stage at like 2 20 230 something like that I'm not too sure very mysterious what the classic guys actually weigh but yeah 220 to 240 or something yeah um I think about him you know trying to get in and get out he's like you know Navy SEAL Team Six like kicking a door down shot someone in the face six times and then like you can't get me anymore I don't have any more Olympia trophies yeah all right uh I wonder wonder how much he's been able obviously genetically Elite uh I wonder how much he's been able to get in and get out so to speak the more you can get in and get out the better um I never used preposterously high doses mostly because I was like I don't exactly want to dilate tomorrow tomorrow but also because for me high doses were just not so great with my psychology and stuff yeah but uh for someone like Chris Bumstead I mean his degree of muscle mass and body weight that he carries for his height and frame were never like insane do you know who big Ramy was yes like is um that's gonna put you in the grave a lot sooner cuz you are carrying am one isn't he like 340 off season correct so he literally is 100 lb more than seum at probably a slightly shorter height like that's the kind of thing that's going to affect you so just to review real tail end 100% so to review the muscularity part if you are very underused it's probably not a huge deal for longevity but being of at least normal musculature for the average person of your sort of height and frame and age is probably your best bet at longevity having a little extra muscle can help can hurt probably cancels out on average so if you're jacked as a Natty unless you got super fat to do it like I did when I was natural no big deal Y and then as you use drugs if you use drugs to get jacked but you're really good at controlling your health variables you never had excessive cholesterol you never had uh chronic high blood sugar from mismanagement of insulin and growth hormon [ __ ] like that if you did a good job managing that and you never got enormous enormous yeah like the drugs definitely kill you faster but not psychotically faster I mean there are dozens and dozens of Golden Era Pro bodybuilders that are still live today they're in their 70s and 80s Arnold's still kicking it like if this [ __ ] was remember one of my mentors um Dr Mike Stone uh told us something about the steroids when we were in PhD program he's like you know we in the 80s knew that the media was lying because you just went into locker rooms and gyms you just didn't see any dead bodies because you know like 80s anti-drug hysteria was a totally different level like one ster injection you're criminal you're in jail you're addicted to heroin somehow also and you're for sure dead like tomorrow that absolutely doesn't happen however last category is if you get very very large stay large for a long time stay on tons of gear for a long time and don't attend to the various Health consequences at that point you're rolling the dice and the only way in which the dice are loaded is with your genetics because there are Juiced up people that have been jacked for forever they're beat red and they just like don't die and they live into their 80s not the great model for most people because they just have ball or genetics one of my friends and a mentor of mine BR Chavez had I believe like a grandfather or an uncle who like worked literally in the coal mines and he had like uh some kind of chest condition this is an amazing story it was the 1960s and he like went to the doctor and he's like H something in my like some lungs or [ __ ] and they're like oh yeah here are Diana ball tablets dball tabs oral stairs right so you just got a script for oral steroids and he was on them for like a generation straight this is an oral drug you're not supposed to take for longer than like six to eight weeks he was just on it all the time and I was like all right so what was he like he was like jacked and mean and he lived like well into his like late 60s or 70s and [ __ ] coal mining right and BR broad said once he was like I think he just died because he was just like God [ __ ] this he just don't want to be alive anymore the thing is most of us do not have genetics like that so really important to say like if you know someone that's lived a long time in spite of everything do you want to take that chance on yourself I wouldn't anything else to say mus actually that's question there is something else to say if I want to take a non- bodybuilder but longevity approach for training for this yes very rough hee what do I need to do yes training two to four times per week for 30 to 45 minutes at a time mostly compound movements large muscle mass movements underhand pulled out in pull-ups rows close grip bench presses dips overhead presses squats deadlifts Etc stuff like that obviously vanity [ __ ] you can do usually with relatively short rest breaks for sets of 10 to 30 repetitions per set alternating muscles that aren't involved in one movement with those that are involved in the other so do some close grip benches take a quick 10-second breather do some underhand pull Downs quick 10-second breather and back and forth and back and forth that should constrain your workouts to a small amount of time interestingly enough if you're working out exclusively to get more life at the end of your life like you're also consuming a lot of life being in the gym around sweaty nasty people so you have to integrate that in but this keeps the duration of you spending time in the gym lower but also because of the short rest intervals and the higher repetitions it allows you to have some of the benefits of cardiovascular exercise that are U sort of enhancing to both quality of life and how long you live and so that's probably the best way to do it it it's very minimal effect on your schedule and it has probably as much as you'll ever need to extend your lifespan or make it higher quality if you're training in the gym like two hours a day six days a week and you're like for longevity like it's not it's not bad for you necessarily but it's Overkill you're overshooting yeah definitely sleep what about sleep sleep's a big deal sleep is the ultimate stress reducer in and every 's life like that's pretty much the one of the main purposes of sleep is to kind of reset the whole system and sleep is a thing where again that 9010 8020 rule comes in handy if you're mostly sleeping enough to feel well rested which means if you need like [ __ ] newtonic I need eight cans of monster to keep me awake after 2 p.m. you're not getting enough sleep but if a can or two of nutonic throughout the day is all need to be your sharpest then you're good to go and you're probably getting enough sleep 7 to n hours for most people as good of quality of sleep as you can manage keep the room dark keep the room cool few distractions no blue light a few hours before bed all the general sleep recommendations that are really awesome if you just checklist that and you usually get really good sleep a night or two every few weeks you stay up all night or you get you know really busy with work you don't sleep few hours no big deal generally that's the recommendation chronic low amounts of sleep in a way that has you feeling it is a big deal some people just don't need as much sleep as others Joo uh is that true supposedly so the 430 a.m. thing which I'm reliably told by some of my friends that are fathers that they beat on an almost nightly basis easy I'm never asleep they've got dad [ __ ] to do yeah exactly um but yeah I mean there's that genetic mutation that I think the same likelihood of you having that that requires you to only sleep maybe four hours a night and feel okay is the same likelihood as you being hit by lightning twice holy [ __ ] it's like super super unlikely a few very very rare anyway um Joo is one of those people that I've heard I think basically what most special forces select for are people that can deal with sleep de very well very big deal because if you if you need lots of sleep consistently and you also degrade very heavily in your cognitive and physical function you just won't make it through selection even if you're a straight up killer that's the kind of guy you want to be like an elite bodyguard for someone like the president who sleeps normal hours if you have a decent rotation for your bodyguarding shifts you can be like a Delta Force Level shooter you're just like look if I don't get my sleep I'm I'm good to know when after a few days Tim Kennedy told me this story maybe you ask him about it tomorrow if you're chatting to him ask him about the time he ran out of ammo and he'll know the story and uh I think he said he was awake for like the only time he slept was when he was concussed by an IED going off holy [ __ ] in like 48 maybe more hours he's asleep for awake for two full days runs out of every different platform every different magazine every different piece of ammunition that he had and uh he just realized that okay that's that's what the job demands of you Ross edley who I think uh wanted an intro to you to have a chat at some point oh dope um I asked him you know he's done all of these crazy swam or did a a triathlon holding a tree uh Triathlon he's the first person in history to ever swim around great Britany did six hours on six hours off for basically seven months uh he's just done the longest single distance River swim in history uh it's 300 miles oh my God 55 hours without touching land without sleeping without anything 55 hours straight through and um I asked him what his superpower is and it completely makes sense all of those things together are him allowing to deal with sleep deprivation and to digest food in very strange situations yeah some people's digestion will shut down and Ultras and stuff so he's able to have piping hot porridge to keep him warm when he was in the Yukon swimming in in Canada piping hot por like a internal hot water bottle heating him from the stomach out um but then get back to moving and being horizontal if you feed me food I need to be vertical for at least 45 minutes afterward just the way my digestive track put together I don't like being horizontal um so what I'm saying is certain people deal with digestion sleep and very very very different ways yes so for those people that don't need as much sleep don't feel like you have to get it but if you're genuinely not well rested chronically you're doing some reduction of lifespan and and life quality 100% what about regularity of sleep I've heard that the regularity can impact longevity as much as the duration yeah yeah it's probably a little bit of an exaggeration though maybe not by much especially in extreme cases it can be pretty nasty shift workers fir fight as nurses correct um sleeping roughly with the day and night cycle uh and getting to bed and waking up at roughly the same time on most days is probably a good idea for some people that like that Brian Johnson robotic lifestyle every morning you wake up at the same time every night you go to bed at the same time dope but for most people they're going to take a hit on social quality of life factors and yeah if you stay up a night or two a week a little later and wake up a little later it's just not going to be a big deal but regularity is a really really good thing it's a thing that should be built into your life anyway and violating every now and again is okay always being in the mix of God knows when I go to sleep and wake probably not ideal for Longevity if you haven't been feeling as sharp or as energized as you'd like getting a blood work done is the best place to start which is why I partnered with function they run lab tests twice a year that monitor over 100 biomarkers they've got a team of expert Physicians that take that data put it in a simple dashboard and give you actionable recommendations to improve your health and life span function track everything from your heart health to your hormone levels and your thyroid function plus nutrient deficiencies they even screen for 50 types of cancer at stage one which is five times more data than you get from your annual physical best of all Dr Andrew human is the scientific adviser and Dr Mark Heyman is their chief medical officer so you can trust that the data and insights you receive are scientifically sound and practical getting your blood work analyze like this would usually cost thousands but with function it is only $500 function has a 300,000 person wait list boo but every Monday they open up a few spots for modern wisdom listeners yay right now you can get the exact same panels I get by going to the link in the description below or heading to function health.com slod wisdom that's function health.com slod wisdom thank you very much for tuning in if you enjoyed that clip which come on you did how about watching the full episode with the beautiful Dr Mike right here