WTF IS THIS SHOW!? Hazbin Hotel - Pilot (REACTION)

Oh, harder, daddy. Son, >> I'm all about new experiences. Last time I tried something similar to this was the Amazing Digital Circus, and what happened? I ended up loving it. The other day, we checked out the Hasbin Hotel season 1 songs for the very first time, and I was actually shocked that I loved it. Well, today we're going to be checking out the Hasbin Hotel pilot. If you guys want Hasbin Hotel reactions, let me know down below and get this video to 12,666 likes. Spindle Horse presents [singing and music] >> to find it. So I' very love [singing] >> this is beautiful. >> Oh my god. I can relate with the song already. [singing] >> Whose voice is this? Is this great? [singing] >> Damn. [laughter] >> It's like the most beautiful song. What are WE IN HELL NOW? THE juxiposition is insane. The duality between her voice and what I'm looking at. Is she a dog? [singing] >> WELCOME TO HELL. HOLY [ __ ] Her voice is so angelic, heavenly. And then it's like, welcome to hell. >> Oh, this art style is really unique. really nice. [crying] >> What the [ __ ] am I watching? Why is this one of the most played parts on the video? >> What's wrong with you guys? Porn studios. The what? OF headquarters. >> I used to work there. >> Did you get my money, Angie? Baby, I'm with a John now. with a John. What is that? The name of the people. The John's. I don't get why this needed to happen so soon. Anthony extermination though, boss. Just do it. No sass. K sugar. Yes, Val. What is this like about prostitutes? This this this this anime cartoon, whatever the [ __ ] it is. >> Are they prostitutes? >> I mean, it's hell. I I'm always chasing rain. >> I'M NOT GETTING A RAINBOW VIBE WITH WHAT I'M LOOKING AT. >> I don't think she belongs here. >> You're looking for a rainbow. You in the wrong place, girl. Girly pop. 365. The next cleanse. It looked like New York to be honest with you. Nothing I'm not used to. Huh? Oh, I'm alive. I'M ALIVE. >> That's crazy. Oh. Holy [ __ ] >> You're better off, brother. >> Fun time. Hot stuff. >> Yeah. Yeah. Listen, keep this discreet. You hear me? I can't let it get out. I'm offering my services to randos on the street. >> What kind of services? >> You got it. >> Whatever you say, [ __ ] [laughter] >> I didn't know I was getting involved in this. Honestly, I thought I was about to have a nice cute [ __ ] time, bro. Uh-uh. Do I got to watch this with my dick out, bro? In a g-string. >> Ouch. Oh, such an insult. Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me. You sack of prawly package horse [ __ ] Tell the misses I said hi. My stack up. >> This is New York. Drugs. Imagine you could get drugs out of the vending machine. God damn. I'd be dead already. >> Hey, a furious drag show. >> Oh my god. Welcome to California. >> Damn it. >> I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on. All right, man. I don't know. When I started the amazing amazing digital circus, it was a little easier on me. Right now, I'm hit with a lot [ __ ] hand jobs, every job, rim jobs. >> Those other cowardly sinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover. A wise decision. The power of my machines are unmatched. No other demon can compare to the likes of I. >> Gee, that was pretty swell, boss. >> Yeah, you really showed them what for. I liked when you shot >> Dumpty. What's he doing down here? >> I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun. >> At this rate, I >> What's wrong with these [ __ ] >> The entire west side of the pentagram by day's end. And nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering. Is this like Mojo Jojo? >> Back this empire from my constrictive grasp. >> This isn't what I was expecting at all. >> I don't know if I love it or hate it yet. >> And everybody will know the name OF SIR >> PIN. WHO SAID THAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? YOU FRIED CHICKEN FETUSES. SPEAK UP. >> That wasn't us, Mr. Boss Man. [screaming] You looking for a fight, old man? >> Hey, >> get that secret toy [ __ ] off my turf. >> Hell yeah. Yo, she a baddie. >> More. That's >> what I'm talking about. Oh, I'll give you more. >> Well, I'm happy to oblige. [screaming] This is a lot. This is a lot to digest right now. Oh my god, bro. Wow. Wow. My brain's scrambling right now, man. [ __ ] >> Good afternoon. I'm Katie Kiljoy >> and I'm Tom. >> All right, these subtitles are way too [ __ ] big, bro. I don't like it that big. Okay, I need it a little smaller. This is a little too [ __ ] big for me. There we go. Outside of Pentagram City today is a turf war between spunky powerhouse Cherry Bomb. >> That's right, Tom. After the recent extermination, >> ain't no Tommy areas are now up for grabs. Demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new territory. >> Those two seem to really be going at it. >> Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot. >> And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot. >> You are. >> Me too, buddy. Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me too Tom Tom I bet Tom is based >> ipick jackass Tom >> Olympic jackass I would watch this new station >> we have an exclusive interview of hell's own who's here to discuss her brand new >> she's like a Disney princess that's why she was singing like all Disneyish >> all Snow Whiteish >> okay you remember what to say >> why why aren't there news channels that are like this yet like I need a news channel that relates with me. Like I'm my demographic. You know what I mean? Like I hate this professional suit and tie. Hey, welcome. Today's news. [ __ ] that [ __ ] bro. I want somebody to call someone an [ __ ] >> Yes, let's do this. >> Just look at me and I'll mouth it to you. >> Come on, Vaggie. I know what to say. >> Baggie. Oh, Maggie. >> Feel like we need to >> name Vag. No. Make things sound more exciting. >> What if I sing a song about it? You knew I was going to say that. >> I like the princess. >> But please don't sing. This is serious. >> Well, you know. >> N sing. I love her voice. >> Expressing myself in my voice is lovely. >> The only lovely thing here, hun. >> Fine. But I have these other ideas of what to say. The highlighted bits are the best parts. >> Uh, it's all highlighted. Is this a drawing? >> Yes, that's the happy ending. See, >> everyone's smiling and happy in heaven. I don't think it's that simple. Just please. >> This is runchy as hell, man. Literally >> and do not sing. Okay, fine. I'll just have to resort to my >> I thought I was going to go through hell watching this [ __ ] I honestly thought I'd [ __ ] hate the [ __ ] out of this show, but I'm actually quite enjoying myself. >> Impeccable improv skills. >> Hi, I'm Charlie. >> Katie Killjoy. Everybody is so [ __ ] hot in hell >> to meet you. >> Maybe I don't want to go to heaven anymore. >> I don't touch the gays. I have standard. >> Yeah, >> I don't touch the gaze. >> Working out for you. >> Look, my time is not gay. >> Keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. >> I would pay to do that. >> You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment. >> Cannibal cooking? >> Big [ __ ] to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying [ __ ] about what some tuckw wearing demon princess wants, >> bro. Oh my god. I didn't know I'd be turned on this early in the morning, especially by Hasbin Hotel. Holy [ __ ] Insert in me. >> Do advertise. >> So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will [ __ ] bury you. >> And we're live. >> Welcome back, >> bro. What the [ __ ] is wrong with me, man? She's stuck in my face. What was I supposed to do? Tell us about this new passion project you've been insisting. >> She's asking for it being this [ __ ] >> Well, [clears throat] >> damn. >> As most >> everybody's a piece of [ __ ] My type of place. >> Growing up, I always tried to see the good in everything around me. >> You are my people. >> What an [ __ ] >> We We [music] just went through another extermination. >> She wants to turn this into heaven. >> Stop being a tourist. My people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance. I can't stand idly by while the place I lead to such violence. >> SO, >> BOO, I WANT VIOLENCE. >> Isn't there a more humane way? >> She wants to make it like Japan. Boo. >> Perhaps we can create an alternative way to [music] change souls through redemption. >> Redemption. >> I think yes. So, that's what this project aims to achieve. Ladies [music] and gentlemen, >> I I think I just saw Diddy in the back. >> First of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners. >> Hasbin Hotel, >> you know, cuz hotel. >> So, is that what Hasbin Hotel is? It's a rehabilitation center for sinners. Literally what she just said. We're gonna have like Diddy, Epstein, David. Who else could be in there? Me. Even me. I'm kind of a sinner, too, bro. I've [ __ ] up during my life. Maybe maybe not on Diddy scale, but uh yeah, I I'd like to go through rehab, repent for my sins. She So it's like church, repent for your sins or some [ __ ] >> So she's running a church >> has been church. >> Is this girl? She thinks you hear what she thinks. She [laughter] Oh, she's nuts. >> I figure it would serve a purpose. A place to WORK TOWARDS REDEMPTION. THE [ __ ] IS SHE talking about? >> Look, every single one of you has something good deep down inside. >> These subtitles suck a dick. I'm turning them off. >> I know you do. >> It's distracting. Anyways, >> through to you. >> Oh no. >> There we go. Yeah, this will get through to them. Music gets through to everybody. Just start rapping. [music] >> No. No. If this was really hell, everybody here would start just killing themselves. >> They wouldn't like musicals. >> Their true colors are coming out. They're actually enjoying this. creepy hatchet. >> So, she feels as if anybody could be redeemed. You know what, man? We need somebody like that in the world. Somebody doesn't doesn't hold you against your mistakes. Lets you redeem yourself no matter how big of a mistake you've made. You know what, man? A rehab. You know, I actually really respect that. >> It's rehab for for demons. hotel. >> Oh my god. What is Malcolm in the middle? [laughter] was a teenager. Man, this [ __ ] is rad as [ __ ] I feel like Tony Hawk. >> Ah, bro, she's even hotter when she goes in her hell form. >> When she gets all devilish, >> makes my winky wet. >> [music] >> This show is for me. [laughter] >> I'm not going to lie. Okay, this is crazy. This [laughter] What the [ __ ] am I watching right now? What the [ __ ] am I watching, bro? I I never thought I'd watch something like this in my life. I hope my dad isn't watching me right now. I forgot what I was going to say. I had a good point to make and then I pause on this. How could I remember? How can I have a train of thought when I see a frame like every [ __ ] frame is crazy, Miss Hanigan? Watch. I'm going to pause it right now. Okay. No. Isn't that crazy? What a beautiful scene. >> That was beautiful. >> Wow, that was [ __ ] >> Damn, bro. What are you the YouTube comments? >> [ __ ] >> Wow, that [ __ ] sucked. [laughter] >> Nine circles makes you think a single >> Oh, wait. That was funny. Boo section and it's a ghost. Boo. Get it? >> What in the nine circles makes you think a single denisin of hell would give two shits about becoming a better person? [laughter] >> You have no proof that this little experiment even works. You want people to be good. >> You need rehab, you [ __ ] >> Well, we have a patron already who believes in our cause and he show >> Oh, and if you want to become a patron of Nicholas Light, join on Nicholas Light TV. Patreon/NicholasLlight TV. You'll get all of his reactions even earlier on Patreon. Give me money. >> Incredible progress. >> Oh, and who might that be? >> Oh, just someone named Angel Dust. >> Oh, yeah. Tell her, >> Tom. >> In any case, >> she's so [ __ ] an accomplishment. I'm sure you can get this to do anything with enough booger sugar and L. >> Oh, I beg to differ. He's been behaved clean and >> Bro, I have a filthy mouth, but my mouth doesn't come close to the filth that comes out of this motherfucker's mouth. Oh my god, I've never been that filthy. Even I'm disgusted. I'm like the filthiest reactor in the reactor verse. And I'm even a little disgusted by her language. >> And out of trouble for two weeks now. >> Breaking news. >> We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war. Let's go through the live feed. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Indeed. It looks like >> it's never a slow day here. >> Is none other than porn actor >> Angel dust. >> All right. So that's going to be the example. Apparently >> you must feel really stupid right now. [laughter] >> Clickbait. >> It sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. Tell us, how does it feel to be such a total failure? >> I believe in her. >> Yeah. Well, how does >> I believe in princess? >> Huh? >> I like her. Oh, >> oops. >> What' you call me? [screaming] >> Back up, Angie. >> No kidding. This is the best action I've seen in ages. >> Where you been anyway? I thought you up and died or some [ __ ] >> Oh, I wish. I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are letting me stay rentree if I play nice. >> Some broads. Bro, he sounds like he's from New York. I'm not I'm telling you guys, this is New York. I'm born and raised there. I know what New York looks like, right? This is New York. >> He even sounds like an Italian from Brooklyn. >> Problematic language. >> Literally, this was right around the block from me. These >> crazy [ __ ] are no fun. Been clean for two weeks. >> Pot shop. Well, sort of clean. >> LITERALLY THE WEED SHOP, BRO. THIS IS QUEENS. >> CLEAN. As clean as you could get a shitload of Bolivian marching powder. >> Oh, harder, daddy. Son, did he just say what I think he said? Did he just say son? Wait, unless it's because he called him daddy, so he believed that was his son. But was or was it actually his son? No, that would be crazy. Oh my god, that would be [ __ ] crazy. >> No, no, no. Wait, wait. I don't know, MAN. MAYBE HE BELIEVED IT. I DON'T KNOW. [laughter] >> You [ __ ] have no class in war. The side remembered is the side with the most style >> or the side that ain't dead. >> Speaking of style, is your hat like alive or something? >> All right, that's not his dad. >> I got worried. >> I was like, that's heartbreaking. >> Would that make your hat the top and you the bottom? >> That's crazy. >> I'm going to blow you to bits. >> Oh, you're going to blow him, aren't you, Dad? >> Kinky. Oh, no. >> I knew it. I [ __ ] knew it. I belong in this show, bro. >> Like that, pervert. Pervert. You got to be a pervert if you're here. >> Not so cocky now, are we? >> Pervert is a compliment here. >> Really got to watch what comes out of your mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole time. And it's obvious you ain't catching up. I mean, IT'S JUST SAD. >> SO, think you're going to get I like these sex jokes. >> What's one little girl? >> Sex here, guys. Who would go there? Let me know in the comments. Would you go there? >> My cause. >> It's straightforward. Do you want to [ __ ] Come here. >> Come here. >> You haven't changed. You know you're my favorite [music] guy to party with. >> What is sperm coming out of them? >> You ready to finish? >> Sugar tits. >> Ready, baby. [screaming] >> Welcome to hell. [laughter] 666 shop. Happy hotel. Boo. Where's the homicide hotel? >> Based. >> What? What? WHAT? WHAT WERE YOU DOING? >> I owed my girl buddy a solid. Isn't that a redeeming quality? Helping friends with stuff. >> Not with turf wars that results in territorial genocide. >> Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. >> [ __ ] happens. >> It wasn't that bad anyway. genocide. You know what I mean? >> Come on. I had to. My credibility was on the line. I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was trying to go clean? It just proves out my entire persona. >> Your credibility? What about the hotels? Your little stunt made us look like a [ __ ] joke. >> No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny. >> This is so [ __ ] up. I love it. >> Sad. >> I'm so [ __ ] up, man. >> Like an orphan. >> I'm such a [ __ ] No arms or legs. Uh oh. With Progeria. [screaming] >> How is this monetized? >> Bummed thinking about it. Does this thing have any liquor? >> Can you please just try to take this seriously? >> Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby. Was that you? >> Don't get your taco in a twist. I've learned so many phrases because of this one pilot episode so far. I'm going to use them. >> Trying to be sexist or racist? Whatever pisses you off more. You have to be sexist and racist in hell. It's the only way. >> Is there seriously no liquor in here? I'm gonna kill him. Too late. But >> I'm gonna kill him. >> Would that make me double dead? Where exactly do I go? To double hell. [laughter] >> You go to heaven. >> That's your punishment. >> Get used to it. >> Literally, his punishment would be heaven. >> Listen, who cares if some Jags got hurt? Most of them are ugly freaks. Look around. We got a bunch of [ __ ] Harley Quinn babies down here. want to talk. >> Hey, this body is flawless. Everyone wants some of me. And I got the creepy fan that >> You know what? >> Hear me out. >> To prove it. >> Hear me out, guys. Hear me out. >> That was really uncool. You know, Angel, >> uncool. After that train wreck, there is no way anyone >> What is this heart to heart [ __ ] she's trying to do? >> To you and your selfish [ __ ] >> Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore? Ah, well, shucks. >> Hey, come on. We don't know if things are over yet. Try to relax, Vaggie. It'll be okay. >> Is her name Maggie or Vagie? Because it sounds like she's calling her Vagie. The subtitle said Maggie. I wonder if anybody's going to show up at the hotel. Um, excuse me. I I need rehab. >> It's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. You know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here. >> There would definitely be a McDonald's in hell. [laughter] >> Definitely. Oh, there's a heart in there. You know, I felt it in that moment. There's definitely a heart. >> Mom, she's a mother in hell. >> Hey, Mom. Um, I know I keep calling and you must be busy. Really busy. But um the interview didn't go well and I don't know if I'm going to make a difference. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice. Mom, I I think Dad was right about me. >> Damn. >> Anyway, >> of course the man is a piece of [ __ ] long. Love you. >> Am I right, ladies? And dad's like, "You're going to be a [ __ ] and you're going to love it. You're going to do drugs every [ __ ] night, [ __ ] >> Hello. >> He's here for rehab. It's your first customer." >> Radio demon is at the door. >> What? >> Uh who? What should I do? >> Well, don't let him in. >> I don't like the way he's sucking on that. >> May I speak now? >> You may. >> Alistister, pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart. Quite a pleasure. Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a P. >> Yeah, I'd close down a hotel if this guy walked in. I'm not dealing with this [ __ ] bro. Nope. This ain't worth it. >> And I just couldn't resist. What a performance. Why? I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929. >> [ __ ] that, bro. We're closing business. >> Stop right there. I know your game and I'm not going to let you hurt anyone here. You pop this cheesy dog show [ __ ] lord. >> Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already. >> Yeah, I believe that >> here because I want to help. >> SAY WHAT NOW? >> HELP. HELLO. IS THIS thing on? Testing. Testing. >> Well, I heard you loud and clear. >> Um, you want to help with >> this ridiculous thing you're trying to do this hotel? I want to help you run it. >> But >> okay. >> Why does anyone do anything? Sheer absolute boredom. I've lacked inspiration [music] for decades. My >> bro, if I'm bored, the last thing I'm doing is working. work became mundane, lacking focus. Aimless, I've come to crave a new form of entertainment. >> Does getting this reporter count as entertainment? >> It's the purest kind, my dear. Reality, true passion. After all, >> I'm going to be completely honest with you guys. Just like with the amazing digital circus, I am really [ __ ] surprised how good this [ __ ] looks. Just a YouTube video, bro. Look how many views it has, too. 122 million deserved. Seriously, this is so [ __ ] high quality. From the voice acting to the art to the music. It's just oozing with talent, man. All over the [ __ ] place. Even just looking at the background, the environments, the pictures on the walls, everything. Every sound effect, the uh characteristics with the characters, everything, man. Seriously, it's so [ __ ] cool to me, man. >> The world is a stage. >> Little moment I wanted to have >> a world of entertainment. [music] >> I love how his voice changes. >> Dumper. What? Wait, what? >> HABILITATE A DEMON. >> Of course not. That's wacky nonsense. Redemption. Oh, the non-existent humanity. No, no, no. >> I don't think there's anything [music] left that could save such lopsome sinners. The chance given was the life they lived before. The punishment IS THIS. >> [laughter] >> NO SECOND CHANCES. [ __ ] yeah, man. You know what? When I stole from the grocery store when I was 7 years old, right then and there, I should have been in prison for life. >> There is no one doing what is done. >> So then why do you want to help me if you don't believe in my car? >> The world would be such a better place, right? If everybody's locked up for their first crime. >> Consider investment in ongoing entertainment for myself. I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment. Damn, >> repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure. >> That is [ __ ] crazy. I want to be involved just so I can see people fail. Holy [ __ ] That's like if I started a workout problem and I want everybody joining to get fatter and fatter so just so I could [ __ ] laugh at them in their despair. messaging them, you fat [ __ ] >> Yes, indeedy. I see big things coming your way. And who better? >> Keep eating. >> Uh, so, uh, what's the deal with smiles over there? >> Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me. The radio demon. One of the most powerful beings hell has ever seen. >> Everybody in radio is a demon. Okay. >> Decades ago, Alistister manifested in hell. Seemingly overnight, he began to topple overlords who had been dominant for centuries. >> This is crazy. >> Raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then he broke his carnage all throughout hell just so everyone could witness his ability. >> Sounds like a good guy. >> The radio demon. >> Somebody calls him Satan. Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure, >> he's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of misty and a violent monster of chaos. The life >> sounds like a good guy, honestly. >> Getting involved with unless we want to end up erased. >> You done? >> He looks like a strawberry. >> Is it over yet? Well, I don't look that bad. >> To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men, >> Charlie, listen to me. >> If he got a dick, >> leave this creep. >> I don't trust >> just a happy face. He's a dealmaker. It's pure evil. He can't be redeemed and is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything. >> But that would go against the whole hotel in a whole dream, right? If you're going to kick this guy out, you might as well just close the [ __ ] business. What's the point of having a redemption hotel? You know what? I invite him in. Anybody could be redeemed. That is the [ __ ] message >> we're trying to do. >> I We don't know that. Look, I know he's bad and I know he probably doesn't want to change. But the whole point of this is to give people a chance. >> What I say, >> things will be better. How can I turn someone away? Chance. >> Oh my god, that's her mom. And oh my god, it's her mom. Is she single anymore? >> And have faith things. >> Sounds like the dad's out of the picture. >> How can I turn someone away? I can't. >> I'll be mom. I'll be whatever. >> Everything I'm [music] trying to do, everything I believe in. Just >> trust me, I can take care of myself. >> Whatever dad came in. >> Whatever you do, do not >> Could he be redeemed with him? >> Don't worry. I don't think so. You picked up one thing from my dad. >> You don't take [ __ ] from other demons. Yeah. Okay. >> I'm sorry, bro. I would not be able to run this place. I'd be against it just like everybody else. I believe some people are just beyond redemption, right? Most people. Most people, not some. Most people cannot be redeemed. That's just how I see it. You [ __ ] up. You know, you [ __ ] up. You're going to [ __ ] up for the rest of your life, man. I I don't know, man. You know, it's like how you let criminals out of jail and they just do the crime again. This is why you don't let them out. You just keep them there. So, Al, you're sketchy as [ __ ] and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke, but I don't. Yo, >> I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help on the condition that there be no trickster voodoo strings attached. >> So, it's a deal then. >> Deal with the devil. >> Nope. No shaking. No deals. I >> you got to earn my hand. >> As princess of hell and heir to the throne, I uh hereby order that you help with this hotel. >> Wow. >> As long as you desire. >> What a great first customer. >> If he could change, anybody can. >> Fair enough. >> Cool beans. >> That's the whole purpose of this. >> Nobody says cool beans in hell. >> Smile, my dear. You know you're never fully dressed without one. Wow, that's crazy. [laughter] >> So, where is your >> smile woman? >> Uh, well, >> you're going to need more than that. >> And what can you do, my affeminite fellow? >> I can blow his dick. Dick. >> [ __ ] no. >> You're >> I swear on my [ __ ] hairline on my left right nut and my [ __ ] my [ __ ] head. I never washed this before. I just thought to myself, what could he do realistically? And that's the only thing that came to mind. And I was right. >> Well, this just won't do. >> What could you do? I can catch to liven things up. >> Little hell babies. >> This island is nifty. >> Nifty. >> A little spider. >> She's cute. >> While they've made new friends. >> Okay, she's [ __ ] weird. >> Anyone here? >> I'm sorry if that's rude. Where are the dicks? >> It really needs a ladies touch, which is weird because you're all ladies. No offense. Oh [laughter] my gosh, this is awful. Nope. Nope. Nope. N. >> Yeah, I squashed the [ __ ] out of this spider. Shut up. Shut your [ __ ] mouth. >> Nope. >> Freedom and wheat, boys. >> I'd pray for a missile to hit this hotel. >> Hell what the [ __ ] is this? >> YOU. >> AH, HUSKER, my good friend. Glad you can make it. Don't. >> Not you again. >> For me, you son of a [ __ ] I was about to win the whole DAMN POT. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. >> What the hell do you want with me this time? >> My friend, I am doing some charity work, so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services. I hope that's okay. >> Are you [ __ ] me? >> No, I don't think so. >> I'm so glad I'm watching a show where I'm not worried about the audience watching my reaction and being turned off with the way I talk because these [ __ ] talk worse than me. I feel like I'm competing with them. >> A big [ __ ] riot. Just >> I feel like a nice guy compared to them. >> You think I'M SOME KIND OF [ __ ] CLOWN? >> MAYBE. >> I ain't doing no [ __ ] charity job. >> Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment. With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you. Don't worry, my friend. I can make this more welcoming if you wish. What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze? Well, you can. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey. No, no bar, no alcohol. This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin. Not some kind of now brothel man. >> Shut up. Shut up. >> We are keeping this. We are sucking dick whether you like it or not. >> Only if you watch me. >> Oh my gosh. Welcome to the Happy Hotel. You going to love it here. >> This was quick. >> Ability to love years ago. >> No, no, I didn't. I'm married. But for other people, I'll never love anybody else. I love my wife. That's it. I don't love anybody else. >> This is amazing. [crying] >> It's okay. >> THIS IS going to be very entertaining. >> They're a family. >> One [ __ ] up family. Here we go. You wish to tell and it's laughable. But hey, what the hell? >> What the hell? >> You're one of a kind, a charming demon bell. Now, let's give >> this is like a uh if Will Woolly Wonka just [ __ ] the devil. >> These burning fools a place to dwell. >> Literally Willy Wonka the devil. >> Inside of every demon is a lost cause. But we'll dress them up for now with just a smile with some old flare and show these simple some proper class. >> This is so [ __ ] good. >> I thought I would hate every [ __ ] second of this [ __ ] man. I'm over here like this, man. I'm enjoying this [ __ ] I might sing along with this one day. Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the strike. We meet yet again. Alistar, >> do I know you? >> Oh, yes you do. And this time I have the element of surprise. >> I'm so evil. [laughter] >> I'm so evil. Yeah. [screaming] I think they should put this in Disneyland. Be honest with you guys. Honestly, [cheering and screaming] >> it fits right in. [groaning] >> Put this right next to the Seven Dwarfs ride. There you have it. >> Well, I'm starved. [laughter] Who wants some jumbolaya? My mother wants >> Luckily, he's in the rehab hotel. >> In fact, it nearly killed her. You could say the kick was right OUT OF HELL. I'M on a roll. >> Kick the hell out of him. >> This is the start of some real changes down here. >> Literally, the tower of terror set now. Yeah, we got to change the name. Caspin Hotel. He's alive. Nobody dies in hell. You're already dead. >> Oh, well, you shoot me with your ray gun. >> Maybe you should join the hotel. I'm going to be completely honest with you guys, that was a lot. I don't even remember any characters names. All I remember is I actually did enjoy it. The fact that it's not like this bigname Hollywood studio behind it, it attracts me a little bit more. I'm all about showing love to independence. And this whole pilot episode oozed. It It was the embodiment of independence from the music, the soundtrack, the characters, the characteristics, the language. I thought the language would throw me off a little bit. Like, oh, it's corny. They're cursing every other second, you know? Like, it's too much. I don't like movies where they're cursing every other second. I think it's really [ __ ] cringe, but I think it fits here. It's the only way to talk. We're in hell. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] You know what I mean? I definitely need to see more. I wouldn't say I love it, but I really liked it. I really enjoyed myself to the point where I actually do want to watch more episodes. So, if you guys want more episode reactions, if you want me to pick up the series, like the video. Let me know down below your initial thoughts to Hasbin Hotel. I'm curious what you guys thought when you first watched the pilot. And make sure you hit that subscribe button. But other than that, y'all, that's going to be it. I'll see y'all next [ __ ] time.