WTF IS HAZBIN HOTEL !? 😭 Episode 1 (REACTION)

How does that feel? To know how little you matter? >> You know what, man? I'll shoot her. Last week, for the first time ever, I checked out all of the Hazbin Hotel season 1 songs. And what do you know? I actually really enjoyed myself. And it looks like you guys enjoyed yourselves as well, because that video did amazing. And I promise you guys, if that video did well, I would check out the show. And what do you know? We're going to start today. If you want these videos earlier than usual, earlier than YouTube, patreon.com/nicholaslighttv. >> Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven. >> BOOM! >> IN THIS PLACE LIVED A BEING OF PURE LIGHT. >> WOO! WE HATE HEAVEN. NO, NO, STOP, STOP, STOP. >> AND HE was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for >> Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. >> a troublemaker by the [music] elders of Heaven. For they felt his way >> The hell with Heaven. I'm speaking as if I'm a fictional character, okay? We're talking about the fictional hell, the fictional Heaven. Okay, God? I'm not going to hell. >> But despite this, Adam demanded control. >> Yo, look at Adam's jawline. Damn. >> with Lilith. Lucifer found her, and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. >> Hey. >> Offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, >> Eve! There she is. >> accepted. But this gift came with a price. >> now. Adam and Eve. >> single act of disobedience, >> Damn, bro. I was rooting I I I I was rooting for Lilith, to be honest with y'all. >> For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth. As punishment for their reckless [music] act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark field >> [ __ ] Heaven, am I right? >> never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity. Only the cruel and the wicked, ashamed >> second chances? >> but Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by >> Heaven made a truly heartless decision. >> Oh, what do you know? >> They would send down an army and extermination >> to ensure hell and its sinners could never rise against them. >> I don't know about that. >> Lilith, the princess of >> Wait a minute, that's our main character. She's the princess of hell. This is Lilith's daughter? >> I'll make you proud. >> Charlie. >> Did you hear all that? >> Uh yeah, I was right there. >> This is cool. >> Sorry. >> I like the setup so far. This is cool. >> Bro, I made this joke a million times, but I mean it. Like it ain't even a joke. Y'all got to take this for real, man. You hear everything going on outside? The bullets, the fire, the sirens. New York is literally no different. They should have just named it NYC, Manhattan. Honestly, you want to give it a little Has-Manhattan? You could call it that, too. >> Did you hear from your mom yet? Oof. How long has it been now? >> Not that long. Only seven years off doing something important. >> much changed my life in seven years, bro. Seven years ago I was homeless. >> All right, come on. Alister says he has something to show us. >> Hell yeah. Alister can show me something. >> Well, HELLO THERE, YOU WAYWARD SINNER. DO YOU like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? >> Yes. >> OF COURSE YOU DO. THAT'S why you're in hell. >> I've always known I belong in hell. >> we have his most delusional daughter. >> Delusional. Damn, look at this agenda. You hear this [ __ ] Leave it to a news station to have an agenda. Wow. [ __ ] you. Ah. Call now or don't, I don't care. We still don't have a working phone. I love this show already. >> So, what do you think? >> That was beautiful. That sold me, to >> sorry. What the [ __ ] was that? >> THAT WAS GREAT. It was natural. It was real. >> So, someone's making this, seriously? Oh, amazing. >> I'm not doing advertisement like that. >> Maybe the tone is a bit >> I think it's themed in hell, you know what I mean? The residents would love it. >> This, it didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole [ __ ] POINT. >> YEAH, WELL, THEY'LL LEARN THAT AS they go. >> So, I had a little fun with it. Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? This is not what we want to represent us. >> Sit down and shut up. >> Nobody's going to want to come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time. >> Uh speak for yourself. >> If you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of >> What kind of commercial you want to film, brother? Huh? I I have a thought in mind. I'll volunteer. Why not, man? Y'all Y'all Y'all need business, man? I'll I'll do it, man. I I could work with this. >> Porn star. A famous porn >> DAMN, THEY STRAIGHT UP SAID IT. >> I'LL HAVE THE DEMONS >> THOSE YOU GOT HERE? >> knocking these walls. >> Hell yeah, man. I'll run right in. >> I swear, if you film me going at it with Mr. Fancy Talk Creepy Voice here, >> I'd pay to see that. But I'm sure this freaky fandom, there's plenty of videos of this already, man. Collection. >> This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms. Oh, I got the legs. >> Wait, what does it have? >> the holes, the chest plots everyone thinks are hot. >> Oh, what more could you ask for, to be honest with you? >> I could keep going all night, baby. >> I bet you can. >> Call me whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat. >> you might like that. >> Come on. Keep talking dirty. I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, tots. >> I need a baptism. >> The crack is expensive. >> It is. >> I I can't >> know about that, though. >> Totally. My dad just called. He said that the leader of the angel army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead. >> I don't think you want to go to the angel army. >> I can do this. >> Here we go. >> Somehow I know it. [laughter] I'll get heaven >> She's flustered into the song. >> Charlie, hold on. There's just no >> Now I know the context of this song. Yeah, you can. Stop. Bro, what? What? >> It's just a meeting. Chance to change their minds and touch their hearts or whatever angels have. >> This could be >> Boo, hearts. >> This could be some >> Hearts are for farts. >> Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell. >> Okay, but just don't sing to them. >> Is she Oh, she's dancing. >> Yo, it looks way better than the pilot. >> It looks cleaner. >> I like it. >> That's what I will be doing in hell. I'll do it now. >> Go [ __ ] yourself. >> We already reacted to all of this. But it like I said, it's cool to get the context of this. I I need to do that to my nipples. Ooh. Apple. Very inspirational. Like seriously, I want to go to hell now. >> [music] >> Such a beautiful town. It's better than where I'm from. This is the good neighborhood. Hell yeah, we love the sinophiles. No other files. Go to every week. It It should happen. >> [singing] >> Damn. This is my type of Frozen. This is Frozen live action. Set aside Jabba. >> [music] >> You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] It makes you want to yell [ __ ] from the top of the roof. What's up? UH-OH. I [ __ ] GOT YOU. DID YOU [ __ ] SEE THAT? Good [ __ ] They're worse. This is how I would talk in heaven. This guy ain't listening to her. He's trying TO GRAB CHEEKS. [laughter] WHAT UP, PIECE OF [ __ ] IT WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL. YOU'RE A BULLY. Now we're talking. Hell yeah. We're updated. Oh, it's like the beginning of a porno. >> [music] >> This is wild. I never thought I'd be watching this. to the right place. Okay, Angel, I need you to be less Put that on the news station right now. I got you. HE WANTS TO [ __ ] HIM. HE WANTS THE PUSSY'S [ __ ] >> DO YOU know who I am? I'm [ __ ] Adam. I'm the original dick. All the dicks came from me. I'm the dick [ __ ] master. >> Anyway >> I'm the dick [ __ ] master. You know Say that out loud. The dick That means you [ __ ] dicks and you're the master of it. Is that what he meant? I'm the dick [ __ ] master. I should have called myself that. >> And we [ __ ] and IT WAS AWESOME. >> WHAT? >> WHAT DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND? >> WAIT, your name >> None of that. >> Like the first man, Adam? >> Yeah, he's the original dick. You ain't listening? >> Well, Adam, sir, Mr. Adam, sir. >> Call me dick master. >> All right. >> Adam, you seem like a >> [ __ ] master, the masturbator. >> I mean, your words, babe. >> Who would really love >> Adam's a piece of [ __ ] >> [ __ ] love putting my name on [ __ ] Shit's the best. >> It's a solution to our biggest >> All right, Adam. >> Oh, uh, ugly people? >> Yeah, the hell with those people. WE HAVE THE DIRTIEST ROOMS. OH MY GOD, we're hypnotizing. >> You're doing great, vagina. >> All right. >> Vagina? I might start calling her that. I love I think Alister's my favorite. Let her know, vagina. And It was THAT EASY. WOAH! HE HASN'T changed at all. >> Let's make a [ __ ] cup of [ __ ] >> Make one with me. >> I like that you wanted equality. >> [ __ ] this guy. >> So, our shared problem of overpopulation >> to take heaven down. >> Luc, how many demons did you kill this year? >> Got a good 275 this year, sir. >> 275? >> THEY'RE EVIL. WHAT DID THE DEMONS do to you? >> Pounded. >> Uh, no. >> Danger tits? >> That must SUCK FOR YOU. >> [laughter] >> BUT THESE ARE SOULS. Human souls, just the same as the >> She's the only one with a heart? >> They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation. >> NO, WHAT ABOUT FORGIVENESS? >> ANGELS don't make mistakes. You really think that? >> I thought this was a godly, heavenly, biblical way for second chances and forgiveness. What is this [ __ ] >> because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel to know how little you matter? >> You know what, man? I'll shoot her. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Here we go. Singing time, let's go. Sing to him. >> [music] >> Sell them. Sell them on this [ __ ] COME ON, GIRLS. SING IT. SELL IT TO ME. I'm so glad I'm watching this because when I watched all of the songs, I didn't understand anything, right? It was just nice to listen to. But knowing the context, this is really cool. It's a really fun concept. Hell. WE'RE GOING TO PUT HEAVEN IN THE POT. IT'S WAY BUDDY. I HATE THIS GUY, but his voice is so good. He's so cool. [music] I hate him, but I love him. I hate that I love him. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. This guy rocks. The dick [ __ ] master, [music] I love him. [ __ ] YEAH. BRO, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS. LIKE, I MIGHT CHANGE my mind on this. Heaven seems a little bit cooler, if you ask me. Look at this guy rocking with his [ __ ] out, bro. The [ __ ] dick sucking master. I love him. Hey. YO, THIS IS RAD. I like this [ __ ] He's shredding. >> [music] >> [ __ ] that. So, is it to say she didn't accomplish anything tonight? If anything, she made it worse. What a hell of a season out of us, no pun intended. [ __ ] That could not have gone worse. >> How did it go? Did they listen? >> Oh, uh uh >> Think about that. >> They sure did. Hear it. But, >> You better start lining up the hell citizens. >> You all made a new one? >> Yeah, one of my better performances, if I do say so myself. >> to see those back shots. Come on. >> Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. >> Welcome to the Hazbin Hoes. Come on through. >> [laughter] >> Oh, [ __ ] Sounds amazing. >> [cheering] >> Wait, what? >> Oh, [ __ ] See what you did. Charlie. >> We found the body, sir. >> [music] >> Oh, [ __ ] Here we go. We're going to have an army going on, bro. We're going to have a battle, a war. This is the real World War I. >> When we come back, you will be facing a demon like this full of stunt like this again. >> Evil. I had such a good [ __ ] time. I I feel like I have to say more [ __ ] fuckety [ __ ] [ __ ] You know what I mean? To go along with the vibe of a series. But I had such a fun time with that. Oh my god, man. Like I was moving, grooving. I I was smiling. Uh uh uh uh It was fun. It was exciting. Um I like the concept of it. The humor's literally me. I thought it would be a little bit corny, but it's not. It's fun. And then you add the musical element to it. It's even more fun. It's It's something [music] that I find myself that I could find myself like really enjoying through and through in the more the episodes go on. So, uh yeah. I mean, if y'all like these reactions, let me know, man. I'll continue. Seriously, we'll watch it on a weekly basis. >> [music] >> I mean, there's not that many episodes. Now, how many are there? There I I think there's like eight. There's eight, bro? And then season 2 has how many? Another eight? Like bro, we're good. We we can do this.