Why You NEVER Poke Michael Jordan - A Trash Talk Story Told By NBA Legends
Watch on YouTubeVideo summary
The video explores the legendary intensity of Michael Jordan, recounting stories from former NBA players who witnessed his competitive fire firsthand. The narrative centers on a specific incident during an exhibition game where Jordan's personal motivation became a source of both amusement and frustration for his teammates. After spending hours playing cards with the team, Jordan decided to target rookie Dan Marley, promising him a dunk contest worth 40 points if he could score against Jordan. This challenge was accepted by Marley and others, viewing it as a badge of honor to earn the attention of the greatest player in the world, unaware that Jordan's primary goal was simply to motivate himself by finding someone to beat.
The atmosphere at the time was distinct, with players recalling the unique experience of playing in older arenas like Chicago Stadium, where they would walk up creaky stairs through smoke-filled rooms to face a gladiator-like stage. During the game, Jordan displayed his incredible athleticism and dominance, executing a reverse pivot to dunk on Marley for the 40 points while the rest of the team watched in disbelief. The sheer force of his performance left the rookies terrified, with one player noting that Jordan was so great defensively that if he didn't want you to score, you simply couldn't touch the ball. This display of power highlighted why players avoided provoking him, knowing that angering him would result in an even more punishing response.
Following the game, the situation escalated as teammates felt responsible for Marley's loss and attempted to "kill" him during practice the next day out of guilt over not playing cards with Jordan all day. The story concludes with a humorous revelation that Jordan had been messing with everyone by claiming he would give Marley 40 points, turning a serious competitive moment into a joke among the group. Ultimately, these anecdotes illustrate Jordan's unique ability to elevate his game through personal challenges while maintaining a playful demeanor, proving that his legendary status was built on an unstoppable drive to win and entertain himself above all else.
Read the full video transcript
well I don't know if it never happened
but I do know he does take everything
personal and and everything that he does
cards whatever I I was in a room with
him for I don't know 5 hours one time
day of a game we play cards he wouldn't
let us leave welcome sports fans this is
Sky
spino these guys know me for who I am
and and I try to make them understand me
for who I am and I enjoy just being
around and joking around and just being
a part of them
[Applause]
wins
again but we know why he win me Tom
Chambers Ty Corbin and I can't remember
if it it's an exhibition game it was the
play I can't remember I'm old it was an
exhibition game and he would not let us
leave and I'll never forget one of my
first exhibition games we played the
Bulls
[Music]
I mean literally we had played the night
before travel that day I was stiff as a
boy he would not if Scotti pipping in
the room horis Grant I mean we just
playing this game called TK okay and we
just going at it and now I stood up I
couldn't hardly walk and we were stiff I
called cotton said cotton I can't go he
said that's okay I was going to hold you
out uh Tom called him up cotton I'm sore
I can't go that's okay I wasn't G to
play and Ty Corbin wouldn't dare do it
right I'm not doing it and we're playing
cards and and people are knocking on
Michael's door and he's in there as an
alias anyway and we're playing cards and
whatever like this it was the funniest
thing ever cuz it was Pippen and Michael
and neie and myself and I don't know a
few other people I can't remember
exactly who it was I think maybe Kerr
was even there I can't remember um so
Jordan stands up in the room and he says
you tell that boy Dan Marley I got
something for him
tonight their GM Jerry Krauss that
talked about how much he loved you and
they knew that and Jordan knew that and
Scotty knew that and the same way they
did with kach in the Olympics like that
you were the guy Jordan always picked a
guy it's like that's going to motivate
him you the guy did did you know at the
time that this that he had targeted you
he looked at Tom and I he said I'm gonna
give your boy 40 in an exhibition yet
yeah we like who Dan I like yeah okay
whatever bet bet 100 bet 200 I took the
BET Tom took the BET oh no I think it's
a badge of honor I mean he's the
greatest player in the world you got his
attention is trying to kill me yeah that
is a badge of honor though when you're
the guy cuz he had to pick somebody
every time to get him motivated me
against the world and you were that guy
and Jack Haley was in there
and Jack Haley was trying to make the
team and uh and Michael said okay I'm
ordering some you know drinks or
whatever like that we all ordered drinks
whatever it was a beer whatever like
that and Jack Jack ordered
milk and Michael said what are you doing
you're going to be getting cut tomorrow
and you're drinking milk you need a
freaking whiskey you need you need
something so he literally ordered milk
in front of all of us guys and it was
the funniest thing ever and somebody got
hurt the next day so they couldn't cut
him so he actually went through the
season with them that Old Chicago
Stadium mhm it was you literally dressed
in the basement and when you go up to
the floor it was like you went up these
old crickety stairs and like these doors
open and it was like walking in like the
old like you were a gladiator like you
walking in and back then people were
smoking There Was You Know smoke all in
the building everybody was on top of you
there was no better feeling in the world
going up those stairs and in in those
little Arenas like that and playing in
in that kind of stage I mean that's kind
of stuff you miss it was awesome the
[Applause]
N so he starts the game and he just
going nuts
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
w
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
that was a you know late second round
pick I didn't know if I was going to
make the league I was on a non-g
guaranteed contract and I was just
trying to make the roster I'm try I'm
over there still stiff I got heat packs
under my clothes man I'm like stiff this
man's out there going crazy
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
and it doesn't make me feel anyway
because he is the greatest player in the
world were you ever a not afraid but
nervous that you were going to be
embarrassed by guarding somebody in the
NBA no I I looked at I mean I love
guarding Jordan uh you know as when I
was with the sons that guy was so great
not only offensively but defensively if
he wanted to score on you he's going to
score on you if he didn't want you to
score score you weren't scoring wow it
was a challenge and I loved it I think
that was you know you knew you were
going to get scored on and just tried
not to get you know as you said
embarrassed and that's why I never said
anything to Jordan my whole philosophy
of playing Jordan was to talk golf ask
about how his drives and putts were and
that's all I did I was like hey Mike
how's the game what kind of ball you
playing what clubs he's using I'm just
trying to keep him mellow so maybe he'll
give me 35 yeah cuz if I piss him off
he's going to give me 55 right so I'm
just talking golf so I didn't know that
that was one of his motivations and now
it kind of makes sense you him on the
defensive side uh we kept on
[Music]
[Applause]
Switching and Tom and I sitting there
looking at him like this dude is just
insane and I'm already scared to death
like God I hope I don't get into this
game I'm not ready for this so he had
about
34 and he walks over to the bench he
looks at Tom and I like get that money
ready catches the
ball Michael Jordan gets the ball he
reverse pivots on him so Dan's got to
back up backed up and he went
right and he turns he went right around
Dan Marley and he just tried to te r
that tongue where he went down bam dunit
looks back at our bench and just starts
laughing
and holding up
400 nobody knew what the four was right
and I'm looking like there's no way in
hell I can ever make money now I really
don't want to I thought I thought and he
went man he dunked for the 40 on
everybody and look what ran past I
want my money checked himself out the
game and so
we're looking so time out cotton called
the
[Music]
timeout and Michael came over at the
time out he say cot your
boys you were playing cars with me all
day told on us that's whych oh yes
that's so that's why y'all not playing
that's why they not playing and they bet
me too I told them I was going to give
your boy danam Marley 40 and we sitting
over and cotton turns to Dan who's a
rookie right and cotton looks at Dan and
said Dan what did you do to Michael just
messing with him and then I didn't do
anything to
him we fell out laughing he would just
like I said the guy was unbelievable uh
and he carried their he carried their
team he was that good I'm telling he was
the best whatever he did he was the best
if he wanted to guard you and not let
you score or touch the ball you weren't
you weren't touching the ball the next
day cotton tried to kill me and Tom
virtually the whole team in practice
because he felt that that's the reason
we didn't play oh my goodness so Michael
will tail oh my goodness wow all right
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]