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Why Did I Get Married Again? Review - I Want To Die

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The reviewer approaches Tyler Perry's latest film, *Why Did I Get Married Again?*, with a mix of skepticism and familiarity, noting that while they have not seen the previous entries in the trilogy, their extensive experience with Perry's other works sets clear expectations for what is to come. The movie is set against the backdrop of a lavish wedding in Italy, though the reviewer quickly points out that the setting feels entirely fictional; by the second half, the action takes place in a massive chateau backyard that bears no resemblance to Italy. The film introduces an enormous cast of wealthy characters who are universally divorced or cheating on their partners, establishing a premise where infidelity is treated as a mundane "bump in the road" rather than a serious moral failing. This ensemble of rich, unfaithful individuals creates a world that feels disconnected from reality, which the reviewer finds difficult to engage with given their background as someone who grew up watching shows like *Martin* and *In Living Color*. The narrative structure is heavily criticized for relying almost exclusively on long monologues delivered by characters standing around at a wedding reception, effectively turning the film into a "stand-up speak" rather than a traditional movie. The reviewer highlights several absurd plot points that underscore this disconnect, such as a scene where a character lifts an impossibly heavy weight that falls harmlessly onto his chest without causing injury, followed by other guests casually dismissing the incident with laughter. Additionally, the film features a subplot involving a woman with Alzheimer's who takes photos to remember her life, only to be met with a nonsensical explanation about being strapped into a padded room if she forgets who is in the pictures. These elements, combined with a massive exposition dump early on that introduces numerous characters and their complicated family histories, contribute to a viewing experience described as dreary and tedious. Ultimately, the reviewer concludes that the film's primary message appears to be that cheating on one's partner is acceptable behavior, a theme reinforced when characters openly discuss their past infidelities in front of their children without any real consequence or emotional weight. The financial absurdity of the wealthy characters spending $45,000 on a single night of debauchery further illustrates the film's lack of grounding in reality, making it impossible for an average viewer to empathize with their struggles. While the movie attempts to offer lessons and resolutions through endless talking sessions, the reviewer finds the conflict resolution unconvincing and the overall tone boring, suggesting that only those who enjoy low-effort content or have a specific affinity for Tyler Perry's style might find value in it. The review ends with a strong recommendation against watching the film unless one is looking for a quick, forgettable experience while doing other chores, leaving little room for praise beyond its status as another entry in a prolific but often criticized franchise.
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In my neverending quest to find a good movie streaming across all platforms, all roads once again lead to Netflix with a brand new Tyler Perry film. Of course, this one is called Why Did I Get Married? Again, that's right. It's part of the Why Did I Get Married trilogy, a saga some would argue was rival to that of The Godfather in terms of cinematic quality. I wouldn't be one of those people. But we're back here with Tyler Barry, baby. It's been a week, so we naturally have a new film. I'm going to talk about this one in a Yeah, we'll say spoiler route. There's There's nothing to spoil outside of an hour and 45 minutes of your time, which is what you would be spending if you watch this garbage. Let's begin. I do want to point out I have not seen the why did I get married uh set of films prior to this one. So, I am going in a little bit uh cold. That said, I have seen a bunch of Tyler Perry movies, so I know exactly what to expect. And I don't feel like I missed a single step by not having the knowledge Richard prior to this film. The basic premise is simple. Jasmine and Wesley are tying the knot in Italy, which is just a fancy way of saying they're getting married in Italy. But you really wouldn't know it's Italy because by the time we get there in the second half of the film, you're pretty much relegated to a chateau backyard. You might as well have filmed in my crappy backyard because nothing about Italy is on the film because this is a Tyler Perry vehicle. There is a rich tapestry of characters on display. And by rich, I mean literally rich. These people have a stupid amount of money, which is always fun to see in any sort of film because it's so relatable to us common peasants. Right out of the gates, we get to know one of the main characters, Angela, who is always at a level 25 out of a possible 10. She is screaming every single word that comes out of her mouth. We're going to watch as she wanders around the castle grounds of her freaking monstrous mansion that looks like it cost 15 million if not $1,000 million. That's a real number. She's going around looking at the table dressings of the the largest banquet table I've ever seen in existence. Jesus Christ and his disciples would look at that and go, "Yeah, that's a bit much." Little over the top. The first 15 minutes are really going to let you know what to expect from this movie, which is absolute dre as she's going to talk to her husband about every single family member who's attending the big day. The exposition dump is massive here. This is a T-Rex amount of exposition dumping going on. Yes, we have Jquisha coming over. She's super rich. She's divorced, you know, and her son hates her guts. We also have Clarence coming over from who knows where. He's super rich if you didn't know. I don't know the actual names. I wrote them down and then I realized I really don't care about any of these people because they all suck. They're all wealthy and they're all divorced or cheated on their significant other. That's pretty much the message you're going to get through this film. Everybody's unfaithful to their significant other. That's fine. Just a bump in the road. No big deal. Inevitably, when I talk about a a film with a black cast, one of the comments that always pops up is, "Hey, you're a white idiot." This is not a movie for you, which I would retort, "This isn't a movie for anyone, unless you like shitty movies." This is not my first time around the block, okay? I grew up watching the UPN. All right? I watched Martin. He was a mainstay in my house every single night. I love that [ __ ] I prefer in Living Color over SNL every single day of the week. I give that show an around the world and a back snap. You would think a film revolving around Wesley and Jasmine getting married. Wh What's the problem here? Sounds like everybody's got their lives figured out, RIGHT? WRONG. THERE'S A zany cast of characters that we have to put up with. You have wildcard Uncle Mike who brought his hot piece of ass younger girlfriend to the wedding. You have Marcus Jr. who's just a horn dog in the making like his old man Marcus. Marcus Jr. is the son of Marcus if that wasn't clear by the junior. This is the kind of thing I do. I clear up any uh misconceptions. Subscribe. And you better believe he has his eyes on Mike's prize. He's going to take her up to the bedroom during the dinner reception and he's going to go to town. That is UNTIL ANGELA SHOWS UP. OH MY GOD. THE POWER OF PATTY COMPELS YOU. THINK OF um Leslie Jones from Ghostbusters, the all female edition that everybody loves. And that's basically how Angela is through the entire flick. There's a lot of lessons to be learned in this movie. It is a Tyler Perry vehicle after all. The last 25 or 30 minutes of the film are going to be dedicated to monologues. Really, the entire movie is nothing more than a stand and speak. That's what I call it. It's a stand and speak. People standing at the wedding reception for 30 full minutes. people standing at the wedding for 30 full minutes just talking. Sounds like Marcus Jr. needs a pep talk. And I think that can only come from his father. You know, his father, he's not the best with words. It's just a lot of people either having problems they need to talk about or having solutions they need to solution about. The movie is so boring that I start to get annoyed by the little things that don't really matter at all. For instance, there is a scene where the guys are lifting weights and Mike is trying to show up his competition, Marcus Jr. by lifting a full six plates on a bench. That's I mean, that's over 300 lb. Honestly, this was uh my my bench record at a at a at a time, but that was a long time ago. I'm no spring chicken anymore, and every day that goes by, I wither away like a like a like a mummy. He attempts to put up the weight. his arms a tremble and then woof it falls on his chest which should have shattered it into pieces, but instead it just goes. It makes a metal sound effect. Unless this guy's [ __ ] Iron Man, that doesn't add up at all. And instead of these guys freaking out because something horrific just happened, this guy died in front of them. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. INSTEAD, they're just like, [laughter] I told you you couldn't do the weight. I told you. And then he racks the plate. He gets up to leave. Marcus Jr. starts snapping his mouth again, at which point Mike turns around, walks back over, and then just starts popping him off like it's nothing. That's not how lifting works. There's a lot of conflict in this film that needs to be addressed, overcome, and that's going to be done through the power of talking. One such issue is uh our love birds are maybe not the most love birdie of love birds. Uh she might be getting hit by this guy. He might be he might be checking her once in a while, putting her in her place, some would say. And so some of the gals are concerned that she's being abused. There's talk amongst themselves that they should probably confront the situation, but they're going to let it they're going to let it play out a little while. They're going to let it seep cuz you know, you might as well when it comes to abusing a woman, you should just roll the dice. Just just let let it let the chips fall as they may. Another really pressing storyline is uh the heavy lady, I don't know her name, um she's got Alzheimer's and so she walks around with this crappy little camera. She takes photos, spins them for the next one, and one of the other ladies goes, "Why are you doing that?" Well, as you know, I've got the zyrs and I'm afraid one day I won't remember any of this. So, I'm taking lots of photos so that when I do forget, I can look at the photos and then be scared AND THINK, "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE in the photos?" And then they'll they'll strap me to a a gertie and they'll wheel me away into a padded room, as they do with all people with Alzheimer's. Okay. Uh yikes. Is are are you is that something you're concerned about? Losing your memory? And then the heavy lady with Alzheimer says, "Uh, yeah, no shit." What? What kind of a dumb question is that, you idiot? Another really hard-hitting thing that's going to come up several times in the first part of the movie, actually, now that I think about it, a lot of stuff at the beginning of the movie doesn't really circle back at the end. I can't remember who it is. I think it's Wesley Senior. He holds a bunch of records at the school for football. you know, rushing yards, passing yards, longest penis, things like that. And he's concerned that his son, Wesley Jr., again, I'm trying to clarify, he's the son. Wesley Jr. is the son of Wesley. He's concerned that he's going to beat his records. And this is all they talk about for the first 20 minutes of the movie to the point where I'm really invested in this. Does he accomplish that feat, though? unclear because the movie never addresses it unless it happened after the end credits where Tyler Perry once again shows those hilarious outtakes where people just can't stop breaking character from all the laugh out loud hi jinks that are involved. I never laughed once during this movie. I don't know how anyone could, but the people involved in making it sure thought it was funny as [ __ ] This is PG-13. There's no nudity, no penetration, no comedy to be found. Penetration, short for penetration. Should have clarified that. Nothing really at all. Again, it's a stand and speak. Stand around speaking. I don't know if I've addressed this yet because I actually recorded this uh review once earlier today on my live stream. You can see the other version there as well where I lose my [ __ ] mind because I kept a comment up on the screen during the recording and instead of trying to find some sort of post way to get rid of it, I just redid the whole video. Anyway, I don't want to be redundant, but I said in the other review, review 1.0, it's really annoying to watch wealthy people in films because it's incredibly out of touch with the working man that watches. And since everybody's rich in this, it's really hard to get on board with the problems that they're pretending to have. Here's an example. After the 30 minute mark, there's a scene in a club and Wesley Jr. and his douchebag friends are getting drunk off their ass. They leave Tyler Perry's character with a $45,000 bill for the night. What? And in any other movie or like a episode of Roseanne or some [ __ ] this would be the entire arc of a season. This would be like dire stuff. We somehow have to pay off $45,000 for a night of debauchery. How are we going to do this? That's all I make in a year. But no, no, no, no, no, no, no. In this movie, Tyler Perry's like, "Yeah, yeah, okay. Another day at the races for me. I'm wealthy." There's a lot of lessons that'll be learned at the end. Mainly that it's okay to cheat on your partner uh as they roundroin around the wedding party and and talk about all the times they banged other people while married to the kids' mom or dad. And this is in front of the kids and the kids are like, "Oh, this is fascinating. I didn't know that, Dad. I didn't know you were a complete sleasball douchebag piece of [ __ ] Tell me more about the [ __ ] you were banging." And then they do and it's a very nice touching moment of Yeah. The big takeaway from this is that if you have a ton of money like Tyler Perry, you can open up a studio, churn out the most loweffort garbage humanly imaginable. It's the Sandler motto. I think it's the Sandler formula. Sign a sweetheart deal with Netflix and then bingo bango bongo penis, you're making handover fist money. It It's just truly a great time to be alive. All right, there you have it. My thoughts on why did I watch this again? It's a Netflix ex Tyler Perry vehicle. Let me know if you checked it out in the background while you were vacuuming. Maybe your crossdressing dad fell asleep on the couch 15 minutes into it. When he woke up, he was like, "What happened to the media films? That was when men could be men." Let me know in the comments. Please think of subbing to the show. Adam does movies. I'm on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcast. would love to see you around. Hopefully in a week when I review inevitably the next Adam Sandler, His Daughters, or Tyler Perry films. 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