Watching *HARRY POTTER and the Prisoner of Azkaban* for THE FIRST TIME!

I TOLD YOU, MOTHER. [screaming] I TOLD YOU. OH. OH, WAIT A MINUTE. GOD IS HERE. YO, everybody's in his roommate. He's the enemy. What happened to the hypocris? Crazy. I did it. I'm a genius. I got to say something to you guys. People were like, "Nick, how'd you know about a Spectro Patrono?" Guys, I have a wife and my wife is in love with Harry Potter and I had to take my wife to Harry Potter places during our I was going to say wiihood during our marriage. So that's why I know I know things. Okay, I know things. The series has been out before Christ. All right, I'm going to know things. But I don't know story. I don't know plot. I don't know anything. I don't even know what that means. I think it's like a it's a spell obviously. It's like dope patrono. You know what I mean? Like it's something maybe it happens in this movie. I don't even know if it happened already. I I don't even know. So, let's see what happens. The hell is that? A whale? Oh, is this going to be dark? Yo, this melody will never get old to me. Oh, he's practicing a spell under the sheets. Wait, how old is he? Oh [ __ ] At least he got his own room. This guy never changed. I love how all the kids grow and the adults look the exact [ __ ] same. I used to do that all the time. Maxima. Maxima. >> What is he going to enslave the guy? What is he doing? He's going to whip him. >> Maxima. >> And the prisoner of Ocaban. I love that name. Ocaban. What's that sound, bro? I need an owl. Oh man. To be a kid again. >> Platunia. She looks like a Patunia. Yo, the movie looks better. Look at this. Wow. That budget tripled. >> I need you to sign this form. >> He ain't going to sign anything. He hates you. >> If you behave. If you behave. >> I will if she does. [snorts] >> You're still here, are you? >> Yes, >> bro. Look at him. He's like >> Yes. In that ungroup. >> A day away from a beard >> on my doorstep. >> THEY ALL HATE HIM. >> HE'S my [laughter] god. I want to pop him. I want to pop him like a balloon, bro. I swear to God. I get a picture of him. just to burn it. Is he going to have a redemption arc? This bastard. >> What is he a slave? Yo, get that whip. Harry, >> use it more. That's a boy. >> Where's a grenade when we need one? >> Brandy would be wonderful. >> Oh, you nasty. >> Smurking at >> Yeah, I' I've been beaten loads of times. >> Oh my god, he's a man. >> I won't have this naming wish. >> He probably has grandkids in this movie. >> Look at him. planning something with blood. >> I know that face. >> Will out. >> He didn't work. He was He was a drunk, too. No doubt. >> That's kill them. Yeah, that's right. Let him know. What do you mean? What' you say? >> A DRUNK. >> LET HER KNOW. DAMN IT. [laughter] >> DON'T WORRY. DON'T. >> Oh god. Get a glass shard in her skin. >> Quiet, Veron. You clean it up. >> How about you lick it up, you dog? >> It's all to do with the mother. You see it all the time with dogs. If there's something wrong with the [ __ ] then there's something wrong with the pup. >> SHUT UP. SHUT UP. >> Strike her with lightning. >> Oh my god. Oh yeah. >> Let me tell >> Yeah. I would send Hogwarts through her [ __ ] skull. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Your true form, you beast. Nothing makes me happier than this. >> Uh-huh. >> If you ask me, SHE LOOKS NO DIFFERENT. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE. >> YO, why do I want to kill all these characters? Yes. Oh [ __ ] I thought it would knock him out. It was the best day of my life. If I was Harry, man, I'd film this to remember it. Yep. Your true form, you [ __ ] balloon. That's right. Fly away to hell. >> Let's hope they get high enough so they can drop. I want to see it all. >> Sorry. [laughter] >> Go be with the clouds where you belong. Oh, this was the best opening to any of the movies. Damn. It's where Harry becomes evil, bro. always tapping into his Sith side. Uh-oh. Talking [ __ ] about his mom and dad in front of him at dinner. That [ __ ] was a demon. Yeah, break the steps. >> YOU BRING HER BACK. YOU BRING [screaming] HER BACK NOW AND YOU PUT A RIGHT. >> NO. >> BEG LIKE A DOG. >> KEEP away from me. >> You're not allowed to do magic outside school. [laughter] >> Boo boo. >> Anywhere's better than here. >> Finally. Holy [ __ ] Only took you three movies. He's old enough now to run away. Anywhere's better than here. Green in the streets, he said. Look at that. [laughter] Who is he going to run into? Wait a minute. Movie is so [ __ ] dark, bro. I need a flashlight. Is this the homeless arc? Uh-oh. Somebody's coming. Who's coming in the car? Ron, probably. Ron's going to be coming. The Weasley's. Maybe Voldemort in the whip. I don't know. Hell no. Hell no, bro. I'd stay home. I don't [ __ ] with this. Yeah. Nah. Nope. Nope. If I'm homeless, I'm I'm carrying a bat or a gun. Even though it's a puppy, I don't care. It's a demon dog. Oh, I've seen this before, bro. I was literally inside of this in Japan. My wife took me or I took my wife to to to here. I stood on this [ __ ] bus. I have a picture. It's so cool. >> Let's not wait for the grass to grow. >> Everybody's so mean. >> Oh my god, man. Everybody hates Harry. >> What are you looking at? Nothing. >> Is this Europe? >> Is everybody mean in Europe? I mean, there's a lot of European accounts that hate me. Either y'all are nasty. I I don't know, man. I thought New York was bad. This is sick. Chandelier on the on the bus. >> Move on. Move on. Move on. >> You're lucky I have one in the house. This guy looks like he snorted something like 10 minutes ago. I grow iron. >> It's going to be a bumpy ride. Oh, bumpy ride. Bump. >> Look at his neck, Mo. What is he doing? >> Didn't 12:00. >> Uh-oh. >> Boom. >> Oh my god. He's driving like a taxi driver in New York. >> You better hurry up, woman. >> Two one on three quarters. Yes. >> Yo, this is cool. >> Who is that? That man. >> Was that Gary Omen from Batman? >> Yeah, >> that is serious. >> Yeah, it's Gary Omen. Sirius Black. >> Tell me you've never been here in a serious >> Oh, that's sick. >> He's a murderer. >> Nice. >> Got himself locked up in >> I bet he's a good guy. How dare you? >> I don't believe this guy. He was locked up wrongfully. >> He's the first one that >> guarantee you. >> He was a big supporter of >> who? Say his name. I dare you. >> We're going to find out. Voldemort is Harry's uncle. Mind your head. >> A man, I miss movies with this feeling. >> Why the longest? >> Next up, Nocturn Alley. >> Noturn. >> Mr. Potter. >> Lord, >> at last. >> I want to see that bus again. That was awesome. >> This movie seems darker. I mean, like literally darker. I mean, it's at night. What What do I expect? But still, >> there he is. Oh, he came. >> He'll never let him go. >> This evening, your uncle's sister was located south of Sheffield, certain chimney. >> She got a weird sickness from the food. >> Properly punctured and her memory modified. >> Punctured in what way? >> That's that. And no harm. >> Unfortunate. >> Pisu. >> Uh, no thank you. I broke the law. underage wizards on top. >> Come now. >> Should I be an Asaban next? >> Send people to Aszcoan for blowing up their aunt. >> Yeah, man. No, no, no. This guy got to be put out. Anybody laughs like that, you you keep your distance. >> Sirius Black, you mean? >> But what's he got to do with me? >> He's probably upstairs. >> Nothing. Of course. >> You're safe. And tomorrow you'll be on your way back to Hogwarts. >> Oh, school. No, >> I would just stay with Hagrid. Why doesn't he just do that? I'm sure Hagrid would accept it with open arms. I love it. I love this. I need this book. Throw it at my enemies. No spiders this movie, right, guys? I hated that last [ __ ] movie. You better stay away from the owl. What's the owl's name? Harold. Yeah, stay away from Harold. Bro, looks like a spider. I don't like the Harry Potter anymore. Everything's demonic in this world. Yeah. Give us some food. It'll calm down. I love Herold. Oh. [laughter] Sick. [snorts] Very smart. >> Yo, LONDON IS A [ __ ] HOLE. >> OH, WAIT A MINUTE. I don't have voice. >> Let's see how old they look. looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me. Harry >> Yo, look at them. They're like teenagers now. They're going to be in the nursing home in the next movie. OH MY GOD. THEY'RE LIKE GIANTS. >> And this is two years later it it came out compared to the other movies that were one year apart. So maybe more time was put into this movie. I don't know. Man, I already like the concept of uh >> Sirius Black right there. >> Looking forward to a new turn. >> Yeah. >> Have you seen this wizard? You sure this is the right place? >> You need to know the facts. >> And a public restaurant. >> You are in danger. >> He's He's been in danger since the second we saw him. >> He's right there. He's probably listening through the [ __ ] picture. >> Do you know why >> he's coming for you? >> Don't say his name. >> Oh my god. He's 13. He He He's a teenager. >> Voldemort. >> My [music] bad. >> Stay. >> Uh-oh. >> To find you. >> This is cool. He's not going to kill a child. It's a family movie. >> Find him before he finds you. the rat. A, he's so cute. [laughter] I want one. I had rats when I lived in uh the city. >> They weren't pets, though. Is every movie going to start like this where they take the train to Hogwarts and we get to see the revolution? This would be great. I wonder what the big twist in this movie is going to be. Who am I not going to trust right off the bat? Is it going to be this guy they're in a cart with? Let's see. Ron's father. >> Sirius Black has escaped from Aszaban to come after you. >> Black is coming. He's a murderous raving lunatic. >> Thanks, Ron. >> Bro, is that going to be him right next to him? Oh god, it's a rainy night, too. >> Hell is coming off. >> 30 Voldemorts are on the train right now. Oh god. >> Ouch. That was my foot. >> Yo, this is scary. >> There's something moving out there. >> Halloween movie over here. Not a spider, right? No. Like really? I'll end I'll end I'll end the movie. This is the only part of the reaction you'll get. >> Someone's coming to Can they have one normal day? Oh my god. I mean, it wouldn't be a boring movie if they did, but Jack Frost, I'm telling you, bro, it's him. Pull his sheet down. The [ __ ] is that, bro? The grim reaper. Where's his invisibility cloak? Use that [ __ ] right now. [snorts] What the [ __ ] Yo, that's scary. I didn't know Harry Potter was so scary. What is this? Sucking his soul away. HIS LIFE. PIVOT. SOMEBODY CLOSE THE [ __ ] DOOR ON IT. He's sucking them off. >> Hurry. >> Hopefully, we get answers to that today. >> Here, eat this. It'll help. It's all right to >> It looked like the grim reaper coming to collect a soul or some [ __ ] All right. Am I going to be able to trust this guy? >> It was a dementor. One of the guards of Asco. >> That's the perfect name. >> Why'd he cover Harry? Oh, wait. Maybe he was getting his memories. It collects memories. It sucked his memories out. I don't know if I trust this guy. I've learned with the other two movies. >> We Somebody was screaming at I'm guessing that was his mom and his memories. >> I felt weird though. like I'd never be cheerful again. >> No one was screaming. >> Maybe that was the future. The dementor showed him the future. Helped him out. Adam, I don't think the dementors help anybody. They've come to collect. We're here on a stormy night. Wow. What a vibe. [music] >> Oh, yeah. I'm sure foreshadowing it with the song. Oh, thank God he's still alive. >> To another year at Hogwarts. Good luck, professor. >> I'm going to tell you right now, I do not trust him. He's the O. >> This is why you need to give me >> He's the enemy of the movie. He's working with serious black, you [ __ ] >> Even you actually fainted. >> Shove off, Malfoy. How did he find out? >> Why couldn't the dementure come for him? >> Rubious Hagrid. >> Hell yeah. [laughter] >> Everybody loves him. Finally, on a more describing note, >> which I'm I'm really afraid that everybody loves him. >> Further notice, he might die. >> Play host, the dementors will be stationed at every entrance to THE GROUND. >> MY GOD, THEY'RE LIKE ice agents. >> A word of caution. Dementors are vicious creatures. >> Yeah, don't look at them. Don't [ __ ] with them. >> Therefore, I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. >> Yeah, Ron. >> He knows who he's talking to. None of the NPCs are going to mess with the dementors. But you know, darkest of times. >> True. Subscribe and check out the Patreon. Full uncut reactions available on there. >> Listen. >> Yo, these kids got so old. Oh my god. They're going to look older than me in the next movie. [screaming] >> Amazing. Just my voice. >> Exactly. >> So mean. I thought her voice was lovely. >> Wait, where's Nicholas? >> What is that? [laughter] Do not give him one again. >> Oh, no. No. No. That was definitely a voice effect. There's no way he just did that. [laughter] >> This is adorable. >> Come on. Do a giraffe. >> I love how they show moments like that because they're kids at the end of the day. I want to see them hang out with each other. It doesn't It shouldn't be all serious all of the time. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. Nah. Nah, man. Imagine sleeping knowing this is outside. I feel like this movie is more serious and cooler already than the last one. I could have lived without seeing that. >> Take the cup of the person sitting opposite you. >> I love her. >> She's playing this role perfectly. >> Waiting to be read >> like the crazy teacher, >> but she's actually brilliant. broaden your mind. Look the cup. Oh yeah. Um >> Ron always looks scared. >> I don't think this movie is going to slow down with the fear. >> The grim. >> The grim. Oh yeah, bro. >> He hasn't had a breath. He hasn't been able to breathe this movie. It's nonstop. My god. He's cursed. What's next? He's going to trip down the [ __ ] steps. Thunder's going to strike him, bro. A bird's going to [ __ ] on him. Wait, no. That's good luck. So, that would be good for him. >> Exactly. Family class. >> It's not going to happen. A dead bird's going to fly into him. You just clone yourself. >> Use your inner eye to see the future. >> Come on now. Follow me. >> Oh [ __ ] What do Oh, not this forest. Oh, [ __ ] that. Now, okay, it's daytime, so that's better. But we better not be going to a certain part of the forest that I said I never want to go back to. >> Exactly. How do we do that? >> Yo, Draco got He's like seven feet tall now. Look how much taller he got. Look at Look at his chiseled jaw and everything. He's like 18 now. >> God, this place >> Hermione looks like she wants to murder him. >> Dumbledore's got this. >> Oh my god. Look at them. >> Yeah. No, man. Throw a bomb at him. >> Here we go. Fist fight. >> DEMENTAL. DEMENTAL. >> [laughter] >> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STROKE IT. >> EXPLOD FLAMETHROWER. Of >> a Wait, that's adorable. >> Beak. >> Bug beak. >> Oh my god. >> Very deeply offended. You do not want to insult a hippogri. It may just be the last thing you ever do. >> So if I call it stupid, it's going to kill me. >> It's adorable. Well done, Harry. >> Yeah, Harry, go ride it and then fly into Draco's head. Take a big hippo grip [ __ ] on him. >> See if he bows back. If he does, you can go and touch him. >> Jakarus on Draco. >> Well, we'll get to that later. >> Big. What if the owl gets jealous? Come on. Bow like a Japanese man. >> Oh [ __ ] it offended it. >> Yeah, it would have Stomp me out if I was Harry, bro. All right, now we could use it to kill our enemies. >> Let's go to uncle's house. >> Fast. Oh god. Slow down. OH, [screaming] [laughter] >> nice and slow. >> I'm so weird. I want them to get married when they're of age. >> Come on. >> Hey. Hey. >> Over here. >> You better not startle it. >> Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> Hey. Oh, this is the life. We're going to go to Voldemort's house and burn him. My god. You better not pass a dementor. We're going to have like 30 of them telling us. It's like how to train your dragon, bro. It's toothless. Wow. The visual effects got better. Everything got better. Look at that. No handlebars. You better calm down a little bit. I don't know, man. Like, I get a little worried when they start acting like this. I guess not. I guess he's safe. Let's go to Aszaban. What if he was falling? How would you save him? Yeah. Draco, you jealous. >> You should be. No. Hippo Griff's going to like you, buddy. Yeah. Is he clbing? >> What do you mean, oh, please? Yo, I swear to God, I'd be him. Beak him, professor. Professor Hagard. >> Yes. You're not dangerous at all, are you? You great ugly dude. >> Kick him. >> Yes. [screaming] >> Yes. Oh no. Wait a minute. Is Hagr going to get in trouble now because it assassinated a student? >> Oh, that felt so good. >> Calm down. It's just a scratch. >> You deserved it. >> He has to be taken to the hospital. >> I would not react like that. I'd be like, leave him there. [crying] >> Oh, you're going to regret this. Class dismissed. >> Oh my god. He's going to get his father on him. >> If I was Harry, I'd be making sounds like that to his face. >> Little [ __ ] >> Good boy. >> Oh. Oh. Oh, I thought Harry just flew through the school. >> This world is so creative. >> Madam Pumprey, another minute or two and I uh could have lost my arm. >> Couldn't possibly do any homework for weeks. >> Maybe in another universe, I hope. Yeah, look at him selling it. He ain't hurt, bro. That's part of his plan. >> He's been silenced. He's been silenced. >> Who? >> Serious. Black. >> Uh-oh. >> Town. >> Black has been cited. >> Hogwatch. >> Do you? >> Of course, bro. >> He's in the bathroom right now. >> He's already slipped past them once, hasn't he? Who was to say he won't do it again? >> Like trying to catch smoke from your bare hands. >> Damn. [laughter] Yo, that's an angry man. Oh my god. Uh-oh. He's coming. Oh, wait. No. Maybe he's going to disguise himself as a dementor and fly to Hogwarts. My god, it destroys all life. We're always messing with dangerous things that hurt the children. >> But then, you know, they got to get strong. They got to get hurt. Only way to teach. >> Ridiculous. >> Ridiculous. Ridiculous. >> Very good. Well, so much for the easy part. See the laughter. >> You need to force it to assume the shape [laughter] you find. Uh Neville, you join me, please. >> Oh god. Come on. >> This might be Neville's last stand. >> Neville, what frightens you most of all? >> You, >> Professor Snape. >> Damn. >> I believe you live with your grandmother. >> Yes, but I don't want that bogurt to turn into her either. >> Oh my god. >> Picture her clothes. Only her clothes very clearly in your mind. As long as you see it. >> Voldemort's going to come out for Harry wardrobe. >> The spider from the last movie will come out for me. >> Can you do that? >> Oh my god. Are we going to see him? >> Yes. in women's clothes. No way. >> Is the actor actually gonna do this? No way. >> Ridiculous. >> No way. A >> it works for the back. >> I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, BRO. IT WORKS WITH HIM. You know what, Draco? Imagine Harry comes out for Draco. >> I want everyone to picture the thing they fear the very true colors and turn it into next. >> Ron, concentrate patiently. You're right. >> No. [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] movie. [ __ ] this [ __ ] MOVIE. I SAID I DON'T WANT TO SEE A SPIDER AGAIN, BRO. Come on. Stop. Like like enough of this [ __ ] I'm not looking. I'm not looking. I'm not looking. >> All right. You know what? That actually worked. >> This is a nice way to face your fears. I was actually able to look at it. A snake. Snakes are cute. Give it a clown nose. Give it a top hat. >> RIDICULOUS. >> OH, what's Harry going to see? His uncle. No, he isn't. He ain't afraid of them. Ah [ __ ] Damn. >> Ridiculous. I mean, I'm gonna stop fearing a dementor. Honestly, man, if I if I was them, that [ __ ] is scary. Turned into a balloon. I want to see Draco. >> They better show that class. THAT'S THE END OF [screaming] >> SORRY, >> BRO. OH MY GOD, BRO. I wanted to see Draco's fear. >> I can't believe it's the same children from all the movies. Like, >> that's the rules. >> Even the background characters are the same. Since I'm neither, it would be inappropriate. Hagrid's his new father. Let him sign it. >> That's my final word. >> To hell with your word. I'm I'm joking. I love her. I love her. >> See you later. >> Damn, bro. He hasn't had a break. I'm telling you, the world hates him. >> I did think of Voldemort at first, but >> he has a new fear though. >> On the train >> cuz he kicked Voldemort's ass. He ain't afraid of him anymore. >> That what you fear the most is fear itself. Our dementas forces to relive our very worst memories. >> I think it was my mother. >> Ah, I knew it. your mother, Lilies. >> I really don't trust this guy. Maybe y'all going to hate that I don't trust him, but but I really don't. I I don't know. I have to see a full complete movie with him in it to trust him. >> He was there for me. She was also an uncommonly kind. >> Did he like her? >> He had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble. >> Oh, he's the enemy. He is the enemy. >> He's talking [ __ ] >> He passed on to you. >> I mean, he said it kindly, but in a way, I don't know, man. I think he liked his mother to see just how much >> he said that in a positive way. I'm just, you know, sniffing them out. I'm like a dog, bro. I'm sniffing them out. >> Let me please. Excuse me. I'm head boy. >> No one is to enter this dormatory until it has been fully searched. >> The fat lady, SHE'S GONE. >> OH [ __ ] >> Serious black kidnapped her. >> He was a terrible saint. >> Funny. [laughter] >> Ron was like, "Thank God." Oh, sick of that fat lady. >> You heard? Move. >> There's never a slow day at Hogwarts. Those are serious black claws. >> He knows. >> There's no need for ghosts. >> Everybody search for the fat lady. The >> fat lady's there. >> Gosh, she hung over. >> Did they hang her or is she crying? >> Oh no, the baby was crying. >> Yo, her head's going to be off her body. >> Baby, who did this to you? >> Oh, he's like the devil. He thought >> Siri is black. >> Oh my god. He's in the school >> somewhere in the castle. Serious, >> bro. He's probably on the walls like Spider-Man. >> You better send the cow out there. >> The cat. The cat needs to He you can smell him. He can smell a rat. Uh-oh. Yeah. Let's lock him in here. There's a killer on the loose. Let's trap him inside, but the children. Yeah, that's a beautiful picture. Oh my god. All right. It's smart. They're keeping all the kids in one spot. >> You think it's not a single professor inside this castle would help Sirius Black to enter it? >> You sure about that? >> The students pack that. Always the teachers. >> What about Potter? Should he be warned? >> Perhaps. >> Potter's right there, bro. You know he's uplifting you. >> Don't swim in the deepest ocean. >> Double door knows Harry the best. >> Highest cloud. >> Damn, that almost put me to sleep. That was beautiful. I wanted to narrate a book. Like an audio book, man. Is he alive? Damn. Now it's my type of room. Yeah. Make it dark in here. Turn to page 394. [laughter] >> I bet y'all remember that exact page number. You're freaks. And I love you all. >> Where's Professor Lupin? >> Dead. >> That's not really your concern. >> He's hanging out with Sirius Black, his best friend. >> Incapable of teaching. >> Oh yeah. Why? Because he's plotting. >> Page. >> He's plotting. Oh, this is my favorite time in class when we watch movies. >> Werew moves. >> We're not meant to start movies for weeks. >> Quiet. When did she come in? Did you see her come in? >> Oh man, these kids are so >> so adorable. >> No one. >> He's never picking on Hermione cuz she knows all the answers. He's going to point on Harry. Bro, >> a werewolf has no choice. You kill his best friend. >> This is important. >> Furthermore, the werewolf only responds to the call of its own kind. >> Oh, [laughter] thank you, Mr. >> Strangle him, bro. I swear to God. >> Are you incapable of restraining yourself or do you take strangle this kid? insufferable know it all. >> It's called God. >> Calling her insufferable. No, she's not. She's adorable. >> On the werewolf with particular emphasis on recognizing it. [laughter] >> It's tomorrow. >> Then I suggest you take extra care, Mr. [laughter] P. >> THEY HATE HIS GUTS. HOLY [ __ ] [laughter] >> 394. >> The only time I SAW HIM SMILE WAS WHEN THEY WERE MAKING ANIMAL sounds in the room. I don't think HE'S EVER SMILING AGAIN. FEEL LIKE A missile is about to shoot through the room. Yon say I'm going to like Draco. >> I don't understand how that's literally how it feels right now to be Harry. I feel bad for him. They play Quidditch in thunderstorm weather. I don't think that's safe. Unless Dumbledore has like a storm barrier protecting them, but I bet he doesn't. This is the most dangerous school in the world. They better have lightning proof booms. That guy's dead for Quidditch. Yep. That's my last day playing Quidditch. See something like that in the sky, I'm done. I think we should just, you know, fly back. Maybe we should fly back. Here they come. Here comes [ __ ] Sirius Black riding on Voldemort. I think we should uh cancel the game. God. Yo, you would think he's fighting enemies. It's a quiddage game. >> Arrest momentum. >> Oh, that means arrest the momentum. Yeah. M maybe uh uh we should only play in nice weather. >> This got to be the dumbest school on earth. >> No. Like seriously, bro. >> Why would they let the kids play in that? Let's play a sport that requires flying while it's thunderstorming. >> Dumbledore was furious. As soon as he saved you, he sent them straight off. >> There's a >> I want to see that. I want to see him battling. >> Oh man. >> Now we got to go to the shop and get a new broom. >> To hear about your broom. >> I'll blame Dumbledore. No charms of fixing it. >> Why do the dementors affect me, sir? >> You better watch what you say around this guy. >> More happy memory. >> They're demented >> until nothing but his worst experiences. >> Some people don't need a dementor for that. Teenage me didn't need one. >> There are true horrors in your past. >> I felt like that naturally. >> You have nothing to be ashamed of. >> I'm scared, professor. >> Well, I'd consider you a fool if you weren't. >> I don't know, man. >> Need to know how you made it go away. >> Yeah. What' you do? >> Wait a minute. Is that what Patrono is? That has I need to rest >> for now. I need to rest and come up with a better plan with Sirius Black to overthrow [music] Hogwarts and murder Dumbledore. Right. Right. Right. Oh my god. It's got to be the most beautiful set I've ever seen [music] in my life. My favorite Christmas movies. Harry Potter. Right, guys? These guys give me like drug dealer vibes. You know what I mean? But like the good drugs. >> What are you doing? >> Got him. >> That there is the secret to our success. It's a wrench giving it to you. Believe me. But we've decided your needs are greater than ours. >> Not to no good. >> Hey, >> Padoot and Prongs. >> Prongs >> are proud to present the Marauders map. >> We owe them so much. >> This is Hogwarts. Is that really >> Dumbledore? Any study >> pacing? Does that a lot? >> So you mean this map shows >> everyone? >> Everyone. >> Everyone where they are. >> Where's Drago? Nicked it from Fil's office. >> So I can plan something. Oh, and Harry, don't forget when you're doing it, just give it an attack. >> A radar, bro. He has a UAV. >> Wow. I bet somebody's going to be undetectable on it. Sirius Black is going to pop up on the map. Going to be right behind Harry. Nah, he's going to be hanging out with somebody we know. Here we go. This where we find out what's really going on. Going to be a fly on the wall. Telling you, bro. I wish one day. No, I was going to say I wish one day the invisibility cloak was real, but people would use it for weird [ __ ] The wrong people, too. So, no. You know what? Don't don't don't invent it. >> This movie is such a vibe. You know what I mean? Like, it makes you feel so jolly and happy inside even when evil [ __ ] is happening. >> You do shopping for your new dream home? Big grand for you, isn't it, Weaselbe? Don't your family sleep in uh one room? >> Shut your mouth, Malfoy. >> You don't even have a family, Draco. Where's your mother? >> How to respect his superior. >> Ron, throw him into the barb wire. >> You mean yourself? How dare you talk to me, you filthy little mud. He's so racist. Where's the dementor? >> Who's that? >> Look how afraid he is. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Hey, [screaming] look how scared. [laughter] That's right. Throw him off the [ __ ] mountain. >> Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. The bullies are always going through something at home. You know what I mean? Maybe his dad does something weird to him, like slaps him every night, so he acts this way. I feel a yo, her laugh is so cute. Oh my god. >> Bloody hell, Harry. >> It's good to see him smiling finally [laughter] for the last 10 seconds. >> He wasn't sending dementors into my >> son of a [ __ ] man. >> We should be working with the dementors. I don't like this at all. I looked at my shirt, bro. I drool on it. >> Harry Potter. >> They're always talking about Harry Potter when when he's around them. >> Harry, >> everybody's always talking about Harry. What else is there to talk about? >> I say no underage wizards allowed in. >> Oh my god, there's more of those. >> Damn door. >> So rude. >> Damn. >> Uh-oh. What's Harry going to see? >> Now tell me what this is all about. Well, >> if you knew where they were, one who did was serious black. >> Oh [ __ ] Told you know who. >> It's Peter Pettigu. >> Peter Pettig. He took his little boy serious. >> Dude, this information is crazy. You better watch where you're backing up into. >> Black was vicious. He didn't kill Petty Glue. >> He destroyed it. >> He m ate him. >> A finger. That all was left a finger. [laughter] >> Nothing else. >> Yes. Serious black made his And now he wants to finish what he started. >> I don't believe it. >> That's not the worst of it. >> He wants to take out the potter name. Best Sirius Black was and remains TO THIS DAY. >> OH [ __ ] [laughter] >> WHAT? Oh my god. HIS [ __ ] GODFATHER meaning they made him that. That was a choice. It's not blood. It's his godfather. Meaning they trusted and loved him and then he killed them. Maybe maybe he's a good man. MAYBE MAYBE EVERYBODY HERE IS EVIL. WAIT a minute. I don't know, man. I don't know. Everything ain't what it seems. I don't know, man. Unless he got fused with the dark arts in Voldemort or something. Yeah. Yeah, they said that. But you know who? His godfather, man. I wonder if I don't know, man. We'll see. We'll see if he's a good guy. He didn't look like a good guy in in the picture. Hermione knows how to comfort. You know what I mean? It It's such a beautiful trait to have. >> And he betrayed them. >> Why though? >> HE WAS THEIR FRIEND. CUZ when he does, I'm going to be ready. >> Going to murder him. When he does, I'm going to kill him. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah, I don't blame him. Anybody would talk like that. Let me get at him. Nah, there's something deeper here. There's something going on. Maybe Sirius Black is a good guy. >> Are you sure about this, Harry? You know, this is very advanced magic. >> All right, here we go. It's after Christmas, meaning this guy. >> The spell I'm going to try to teach you is called the Patronis charm. Did you ever hear of it? >> Patronis. Okay, the one spoiler I know. Expectto Patronis. who can rather. >> Damn. So, I know a pretty big spoiler for it to work. >> This is like a big spell. >> Need to test any memory. A very happy memory. A very powerful. >> Think about Ron and Hermione. >> Patron. >> There it is. See, I know that one. >> Patronum. >> Patronum. Oh, he mastered it already. I still don't know about this guy, man. I don't trust him one bit. Why do you wait till after Christmas? What's going on here? >> Expert. >> Nope. Nope. He's choking. Nope. Uh-uh. He gets lost in his fear. >> Here we go. >> Damn. >> I didn't expect you to do it the first time. That would have been >> I mean, he's showing him how to face his fears. >> So, maybe he's a good guy. Should I trust him? Should I just drop it? >> The first time I rode a broom. >> That was a happy moment. >> That's not good enough. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hermione and and Ron. It was like the best moment when you met them. >> There's another day he was born. >> It's not happy. Exactly. It's the happiest I've ever felt. But it's complicated. >> Is it strong? >> Then let's give it a try. >> It's going to be one of his already. >> How does he remember that? >> It's going to work this time. >> Yep. >> Patronum. >> There it is. He did it. OH, what was that memory? Are we going to know? Oh, the hippocriff when it attacked Draco. That was my happiest moment. Wow. See, I >> I don't know, man. This This guy's SHOWING HIM HOW TO FACE HIS FEARS. He's probably good and I'm just being an [ __ ] >> I trust him. I'm I'm I'm going to drop it. I'm going to drop it because why would he teach him this? >> I was thinking of him. >> Nah. Okay. >> But it's the best I have. >> Real or not, man. Look what it made you achieve. Beautiful. What a moment. Finally, >> something good happens for our boy. >> Ronald has LOST HIS RAT. >> NO, LOST ANYTHING. YOUR cat killed him. >> Rubbish. >> Cat got the mat. >> Wait, cat got the rat. >> You should learn to take [laughter] better care of your pets. >> Your cat killed him. >> Oh, bro. What is that guy, man? He looks like a McDonald's. Buckbeat was a deadly and dangerous creature who would kill you as soon as Look at you. >> And then he asked for the worst. >> LITTLE OLD LUCIUS. NO. >> HE'S BEEN SENTENCED TO DEATH. >> WAIT. OKAY. WAIT. He's not dead yet. We still have time. We still have time to save him. The [ __ ] is this movie? Yo, Draco could burn. Like, seriously, man. I don't care that he's a kid. You kill that animal, he better die, too, with him. I'll do it. I'll make I'll make sure it gets done. [ __ ] that, man. You don't mess with animals. Damn. Sirius Black hasn't even been in the film yet, bro. It It's been like over an hour. Uhoh. Uhoh. What is Filch doing? Huh? What's going on here? Who's walking this time of night? Oh, wait, wait a minute. That That's his friend, Peter Pedigree. >> Peter Pedigrew? >> Yeah. What the Well, you better GO TO HIM RIGHT NOW. >> DESTROY. >> OH, [ __ ] YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, BRO. Did he just go in his shoes without socks on? >> Put that light out. Sorry. >> Uhoh. Spooky. Uhoh. He's walking towards him. Harry. Harry, watch it be uh what's his name? Dobby, >> what the hell is going on? Huh? >> Watch it there, boy. Or maybe trying to sleep here. >> He's upstairs, downstairs, or is it the past? UHOH. RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN. There's no way, Snape, didn't you see that? >> Wandering the corridors. >> I'm looking for Peter Pedigrew. I'm sleepwalker. >> He too was exceedingly arrogant. strutting about the castle. >> My dad didn't strut. >> My dad's not a strutter. >> Would appreciate it if you could lower your wand. >> Oh [ __ ] bro. Just telling him how it is, man. >> Uh-oh. >> Your pockets. >> Potter. >> It's bad bit of parchment. >> Really? Open it. >> Oh [ __ ] I mean, he used the spell maybe to like hide it cuz he said something. >> Reveal your secrets. >> Oh [ __ ] Oh no. >> Read it. >> Padfoot and prongs offer their compliments to Professor Snape and >> go on >> and request THAT HE KEEP HIS [laughter] ARMS KNOWS out of other people's business. >> Excellent little professor. >> Well, he called him a bird. >> Oh my god, that was brutal to keep his abnormal nose out of the business. Oh my god. I don't blame Snape for acting this way, but why? Like, why is he always acting like this? >> But he also protects a parchment designed to insult to investigate any hidden qualities it may possess. >> Nate, I don't blame him for feeling a little sus right now, man. A little suspicious, >> you know? Like, I don't blame him for wanting that. He had the right idea. >> Death, put that light out. Now I >> Yeah, I like this movie better than the last one already. >> It did never occur to you that this in the hands of Sirius Black is a map to you. You know, your father never set much store by the rules either, but he and your mother gave their lives to save yours. Unprotected with a killer on the loose seems to me a pretty poor way to repay them. >> Damn. [snorts] >> Now I will not cover up for you again. Harry, >> he doesn't know what Harry knows. >> And don't take any detours. If you do, I shall know. Oh no. Oh my god. He has the map now. I'm telling you, man. >> Professor, >> this means something. I don't trust him again. >> Meet a pedigree. >> Why'd you tell him? Why'd you tell him? >> That's not possible. >> Why'd you tell him? No. No. No. I don't trust him. I'm going back to not trusting him. Oh my god. Now he has his hands on the map. It's done. Yo, look. Look at him, bro. This is all sus. >> I'm telling you, bro. I had the right >> feeling in my stomach about him. The correct gut feeling. >> Thank god I have subtitles on, man. Sometimes I don't know what the HELL TO SAY. OH MY GOD. FINALLY. YEAH, she has the right to be angry, man. People are very rude to her all because of what she is. >> Have I said something? >> Yes, you did. That was mean. Everybody's mean to her, bro. How mentor Hermione has her main. Not that she wasn't always meant to. >> Ron, you better chill out with that >> for everyone to go back. >> Steal it. >> Fine. See you later. See you. >> Now he's going to stumble somewhere he shouldn't be. Perfect. Everything happens for a reason. Watch. Sneak. Sneak in there. No. Don't. Don't. No. Sh. Sir Black's going to be communicating with her or some [ __ ] bro. Peter Pedig. Oh [ __ ] bro. It's him. OH MY [laughter] GOD. HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING. >> [ __ ] [gasps] >> That's for lonely. >> He will return tonight. Tonight he betrayed his friends whose hearts with murder shall break free. Reunited [music] once more. >> What a scary movie. Oh my god, man. Damn. >> Possessed. >> Did you say something? >> No. >> Yeah. Don't say anything there. >> Nothing. >> She can't be trusted. That's what he gets for wandering alone. I thought I knew it. I knew some [ __ ] would happen like that. So, he's coming. Black is coming and he's serious. >> Where are we in Dark Souls now? >> Can't believe they're going to kill Buck. >> Never had a guy like that at my school. >> Just got worse. >> Son of a [ __ ] I I want to keep your head hanging on my wall in my background. >> Look who's here. doing my reaction. >> Some evil little cockroach. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look at the little baby. Look at Look at this little baby cry. [laughter] You okay? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. RUN. >> NOT GOOD. >> BRILLIANT. >> Hell yeah. Oh my god. Kids messing with you, bro. Do what she just did. I'm I'm telling you to do it. Every bully deserves a beating. A rude awakening. >> Oh, look at him. Loves the smell of the trees and the wind blows through them. They know it was me. >> Oh, well, >> there is no way they're doing this. >> Great. >> If they assassinate this bird, I swear to God, I will I This is where the movie reactions end. From tarantulas to murdering an animal. No, this would be the worst franchise of all time. Like, if it was an ugly animal. No, I still wouldn't like it. >> You're alive. Oh, close your eye on your pets. >> It better not. >> I just realized that's what the guy was sharpening. He was sharpening his >> See you in a moment. >> Blade to kill the [ __ ] animal, man. Hell no. >> I'm going to use that blade on something. >> Yeah, they better save him. I swear, bro. Look at those big ass pumpkins. Oh my god, man. I want one. You could survive a year with that. >> It ain't happening. >> It ain't happening. Only one getting executed would be you, buddy. The execution shall dispatch. >> What? >> Oh no. >> I thought I just saw >> Oh god. >> What do you mean never mind? No. Say it. Say it. Say it. What do you mean never mind? >> NO. OH MY GOD. They never complete their thoughts. He's like, "Save me. Don't let me die." Oh, that was heartbreaking. I Yo, no, no, no. Seriously, if he dies, I I'm going along with it. I'm going down with him. We're in this together, bird. At least we got the rat with us. He'll come to use for sure. Why is the music getting louder? What? No. NO. [screaming] Oh my god. No. No. No. We didn't see it. Would we want to see it? I don't even know what the [ __ ] is going on right now, man. >> Yeah, he's pissed off at you for leaving him alone. >> We didn't see what happened. Maybe he flew away or something. It was a disguise. I I don't even know. >> What were they talking about earlier in the film? You can't be in two places at once or some [ __ ] Maybe it cloned itself or something or we figured out how to do that. It happened. There's no way they're they're going to do that in a family movie. No [ __ ] way. No chance. No chance. Luckily, lucky for me, I pay attention. What is that? The dark tree. Is that Voldemort's tree? >> I'M HIDING. >> Is that his treehouse? Oh [ __ ] it's going AT THE WRONG OH [screaming] NO. OH MY GOD. Dragging him to its lair to dead. Is that a wolf? A werewolf or some [ __ ] We literally just learned about werewolves in the class. Oh my god. Keep out. Ron's always being abducted. No wonder why he's afraid of everything. I'd be too. Oh, >> this is a video game mission right here. Try to get inside the tree. Oh my god. Oh god. We got clos line. Uh-oh. Now we can't see. She knows how to play hopscotch jump rope. She's a girl. She knows how to do this. We're fighting a tree. Only in Harry Potter could you fight a tree and it's this fun. Why am I laughing at her pain? [screaming] It's like a ride. Yeah, I'd be throwing up all over the place. Yo, he looks so different without his glasses. Come on, Harry. [ __ ] bam. Oh, wait. Wait a minute. We could get in this way maybe. >> Okay, that was great. All right, now we got to save Ron. There better not be no [ __ ] spiders in here. >> Not inside the tree. Please. >> It just looks like a Brooklyn apartment if I'm being honest with you. >> Like, tell me not if you're from New York. You would agree. >> Ron, you're okay. >> Where's fine? >> He's Animeus. >> HE'S ANIMEUS. OH [ __ ] WAIT A MINUTE. YEAH, WE LEARNED ABOUT THIS LIKE AN hour ago. Oh my god. Is it going to be who I think it is? Is it going to be Black or is it going to be the guy? >> NO, [screaming] he's a werewolf or anime, whatever it is. >> No, only one would die tonight. Then it'll be you. >> Harry's going straight to strangle him. Oh my god. HE'S GOING TO CHOKE HIM OUT. PUT IT RIGHT IN his face like a gun. >> Are you going to KILL ME, HARRY? WELL, WELL, SIRIUS, looking rather ragged, aren't we? >> Wait. Oh, >> final. >> Oh, I was about to say I told you so. But wait a minute. He's protecting us with you, Ramos. >> What does that mean? Huh? >> I TOLD YOU, [ __ ] I TOLD YOU. OH MY GOD. I SAID THERE'S going to be a twist. There's going to be somebody in this movie I don't [ __ ] trust. And it was him from the beginning. I TOLD YOU. I told you. >> And all this time, >> you've been his friend. >> Son of a [ __ ] >> He's a werewolf. That's why he's been missing classes. >> Oh my god. Wait. We saw werewolves throughout the film. >> How long? >> I knew it, man. [ __ ] sick. Get out of here. >> The essay. >> He's sick in the head. Yo, he's evil evil. Wait a minute. Look how he's talking. >> Let's kill him. >> My man's name is Remis. Like penis. >> Remis the penis. >> 12 YEARS OF IT. WOW. I never saw him act like this. This is great. Ask him back that bad. >> Kill him. But wait one more minute. Harry has the right to know why. >> You're the reason they're dead. >> No, Harry. It wasn't him. Somebody did betray your parents, but I believe to be dead. >> Who was it? Peter Pennington. >> Peter Pedro. >> Yep. Oh [ __ ] >> Maybe he's in this room. He's invisible. >> Peter, >> wait. It would make sense. >> Come out. COME OUT. >> OH, WAIT A MINUTE. GOD IS HERE. YO, everybody's in his [ __ ] roommate. Voldemort [ __ ] who else? Who else is coming? Voldemort. [ __ ] Double Door. >> Took your friend into the castle. And now here's the proof. >> Yo, Snape to the rescue again. He's the hero of the story. >> Is you Remis and I have some unfinished business to attend to. >> Put it to his neck. Ever. Don't be a fool. >> He can't help BUT >> SERIOUS. BE QUIET YOURSELF. REM. >> LISTEN TO YOU two quarreling like an old married couple. >> Why don't you run along? >> Maybe they are. >> The way they looked at each other, man. I'd believe it. Do I detect a flicker of fear? Dement's kiss. >> Seus, please. >> Oh [ __ ] He saved the day again. >> No, Harry said. I'm not running away. I'm running >> the armor. >> Harry, >> you attacked a teacher. >> Tell me about Peter Pedigrew. >> He was at school with us. We thought he WAS OUR FRIEND. >> YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? >> THE MAP WAS lying then. >> Matt never lies. >> He's invisible. WHERE IS HE? >> HOW IS HE ABOVE? WHERE? HE is meant to hurt. >> IS HE THE RAT? >> WAIT, WHAT THE [ __ ] HE'S THE RAT. THAT'S WHY HE BIT HIM. >> Curiously long life for the common guard AND RAT. HE'S >> NO. [screaming] WAIT A MINUTE. THE RAT IS HIM. >> THE DIRTY COW. ANYONE WOULD THINK HE WAS DEAD. Did you? >> No way. He's been here the entire time. >> Leave him alone. Get off him. >> Scabers is part of the story in a bigger way than I thought. HE'S THE ENEMY. THE [ __ ] RAT KILLED HIS PARENTS. Oh my god, HE LOOKS LIKE A RUT. >> It's Ratman. >> Huh? >> Serious. >> My man's acting now. >> Old friend. >> Get out of here, bro. It's a twist within a twist within a twist. >> You like James. We were the best OF FRIENDS AND I >> NO, YOU WEREN'T. >> Wait a minute. I don't know what's going on. I don't know who to [ __ ] trust, man. I don't know who to believe. >> What would you have done? What would you >> I would have been like this. I WOULD HAVE DIED >> in the room >> AND DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY MY FRIENDS. >> Harry James wouldn't have wanted to be killed. >> Your dad, your dad would spare me. >> Get him off. Get him off. >> But if didn't kill you, THEN WE WOULD TOGETHER. >> NO. >> GODFATHER. Stop it. Imagine he said that. >> This man. >> Wait a minute. ARE THEY ON HIS SIDE? ARE THEY GOOD? I don't even know anymore. >> Cuz I don't trust this guy. Look at him. >> Get off. >> Look at his face. >> I said we take you to the castle >> and then we slaughter you. Can I have you? >> What happened to the hypocrite? >> Wait a minute. It's so serious. Black is not >> very sweet. >> A bad guy. I don't know anymore. >> Did I make the change permanent? >> Look at them. They're helming each other. He's good. >> I don't know what to trust anymore. I don't understand what the [ __ ] is going on. >> Here we go. Godfather godson talk conversation. I've been waiting for this. This story got wild, man. Oh my god. I don't know anymore. >> I think there's still twists to come. Everything happened in that goddamn tree. Maybe he'll join the school again and teach. >> Walk through those doors. That was a noble thing you did back there. >> Look, they're standing beside each other. They're >> He [music] doesn't deserve it. >> They're nice. >> Well, I just didn't think my dad would have wanted his two best friends to become killers. Dead. The truth. [music] I was with him. >> Maybe this is a trap. Harry fell into the trap. I think I fell along with him. >> You won't let him give me to the dementas, will you? I was your >> He has been a good pet. >> Sweet girl. Clever girl. >> I feel bad for you. Well, I can understand if you choose to stay with your aunt and uncle. >> I'd rather stay with him. >> But if >> being with him is better than the aunt and uncle, to be honest with you, >> come and live with you. >> Well, that's just a thought I can understand if you don't want to. >> Harry, >> he got away, didn't he? Oh [ __ ] the moon. Wait a minute. Uh-oh. The werewolf. Yo, that was a sick transformation. Oh my god. Have >> you taken your potion? >> That was a sick shot. >> This is crazy. [groaning and screaming] >> THIS IS ONLY FRESH. >> Oh no. >> Got him. >> Get him. Oh [ __ ] It's too late. He got away. Oh no. >> Oh, that explains all the time where he couldn't be around and everything, man. He's a [ __ ] werewolf. Oh god. >> Oh god. Wait. Wait. >> There goes saying at his house. Maybe he's good. >> Oh god. Nah. He turns it to full beast mode. Now he's going to attack. Bro, don't get so close to him. I KNEW THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD BECOME. [crying] >> Where's Dobby when we need him? Look at him protecting the kids. Snape is a real one. OH MY GOD. OH, WHO THE [ __ ] IS THAT, BRO? WAIT A MINUTE. WE HAVE ANOTHER DOG. [ __ ] werewolf battle. Yo, is that black? Yeah. Yeah, that wolf is black. Black. That got to be black. He's seriously black. I didn't think I'd see this in Harry Potter, bro. [ __ ] kaiju battle. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear dogs making that sound. Even if it's a werewolf, it's still a puppy. Animeus is an animeus battle. Go help your godfather. your god where wolf >> yeah throw a rock at it. Is that his owner? Wait a minute. Is that me? I think I know her her her tone. I don't know. Or is it uh uh uh uh Voldemort? Oh no, >> bro. Did he kill him? I think he's dying. I think he's seriously dead. Oh [ __ ] Hopefully he gives him the key to his house. Oh, not another [ __ ] dark forest. Oh my god. Better not be a spider. I swear to God. Yeah, he's dead. He's dead. Oh my god, the dementor. Oh my god, he's coming to collect. What is it? A collect. He's dead. How about we leave him alone? >> Unless it's like a medical dementor. I I don't know. [ __ ] Get up. Get up. Get up. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. But is it powerful enough to attack all of them? There's like 40 of them there. NO, >> THEY GOT HIM. He's gone. >> Oh, no way. Is it going to get all of him? [music] Yeah, it's not that strong. Oh, it's like a shield, so they can't get past him. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's not enough. Oh [ __ ] [screaming] Oh [ __ ] No. It's like the best movie of the three so far. Holy [ __ ] man. I don't know what's going to happen. I'm on the edge of my seat. Come on. What's that? They got him. Is that his soul? They fully extracted him. Is that a deer? A moose? Who's inside of it? WHOA. What the [ __ ] is that? A magical moose. It looks like uh uh the sigil. Is it the sigil? Yo, it saved him. Maybe that's his dad. Damn. IT JUST SHOWED UP AND DID THAT. WHAT was that? What' it do? Was that out of him? Did it come out of it? I have so many [ __ ] [music] questions, man. Who was that? Or was that a tree? Wait a minute. What the [ __ ] was that? It's like it's almost like his uh doomsday. Like if something goes off on him, like if he's if he's reaching his end, it comes out to protect him or some [ __ ] Yo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're not going to get answers today. I saw my dad. >> [ __ ] >> He sent the dimension. >> Wait a minute. It was his dad. >> I saw him across the lake. >> His dad was a moose. >> Captain, they're going to suck out his soul. >> They're going to suck him off till a soul comes out. That's crazy. >> Sirius is innocent. >> It's scammers who did it. >> Scappers. >> It's my rat, sir. >> What? >> Oh, wait. Well, he believes them. It's just the other people that won't believe him. >> A child's voice. Whoever honest and true is meaningless to those who forgotten to listen. >> Damn, bro. Double door is crazy, bro. Oh [ __ ] Haven't they executed enough today? >> Sirius Black is in the topmost cell of the dark tower. >> You know the laws, Miss Granger. You must not be seen. If you succeed tonight, more than one innocent life may be spared. >> I'm getting worried about Dumbledore, man. Like, he's such a good guy. It's kind of like Hagrid where I feel like something crazy is going to happen to them. They're too good. >> I find retracing my steps to be a wise place to begin. This guy is >> is my lord and savior honestly double door. >> What the bloody hell is [laughter] that all about? >> Yo, what is she gonna do? It's like a rescue mission. This became his new prison. They got to break him out. >> You trace your steps. So smart. Dumbledore is the god. Double god. They time traveled. >> Where's Ron? >> 7:30. Where were we at 7:30? >> This got to be the best movie of the series so far, at least. Oh my god, man. It's so serious and dark. I love it. I love dark. They got to find out what happened. Could we go save the hypocrite while we're at it? While we're here, >> could we smack Draco on the [ __ ] head while we're at it? >> We're doing the show. >> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. >> Get is where he she hit him. >> This is not normal. >> This is a time. >> Yo, >> we're going to go get >> Oh my god. They're going to save him. They're going to see the head come off. We didn't see the head come off. THEY'RE GOING TO SAVE HIM. And it's going to change everything. >> Yes. Dumbledore obviously wanted us to return to this moment. Clearly, something happened. He wants us to change. >> The innocence. The innocence of the hippogri. That's what we're trying to save. Oh, yes. I get to relive it a second time. >> Thanks. Malfoy's coming. >> Wait a minute. [laughter] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. when they were watching the hippogri. Um um um Hermione was like, "I thought I saw I bet I bet you they saw themselves." She he he she saw herself. That's why she didn't say. She's like, "Maybe I'm losing my [ __ ] mind or some shit." >> Oh my god. Oh my god. This movie is great. No [ __ ] way. Y'all got to say pre-washed. I guarantee you. I can't fake my excitement. I I I I can't explain how many times I have to say this to you guys. I can't fake this excitement. You know how crazy it would be for me to do this for like three plus [ __ ] years, five plus years to fake react. It would be exhausting. I [ __ ] knew it. Oh my god. She saw herself. >> He's still alive. >> What would happen if she saw herself, though? Like, would that change time? And >> Dumbledore said if we succeed, more than one innocent life could be spared. >> So, they're about to save him. So, this happened already. So, it's not like a multiverse kind of thing. They're not doing that weird stupid [ __ ] >> Here they go. >> Yep. I better hurry. Fudge >> has to see but beat before we steal him. Otherwise, he'll think Hagrid set him free. >> Yeah, he's alive on right now. Little rat bastard. >> Harry, you can't kill that rat. >> Calm your ass. >> Harry, if you just go bursting in, you'll think you've gone mad. He can't be seen. >> Okay, that explains it with time. They're going to go mad or some [ __ ] >> The rocks. Oh my god. I didn't even THINK OF THIS. OH, I JUST thought the rocks had minds of their own and was warning him. Magic rocks. >> Are you mad? >> Ow. >> Yo, >> that hurt. >> You got to wake up, buddy. You got to wake up. I like this, man. I don't like it. I love this [ __ ] >> Love it. Thank god Hermione didn't see herself. That might have mind [ __ ] her. You know what I mean? >> Her brain would have exploded. But now they live in this magical world, so they would have put two and two together. I wonder if she saw herself or Harry. >> Is that really what my hair looks like from the back? >> There's no way she saw herself. >> I just saw >> myself. >> Never mind. Let's go. >> Crazy. I did it. I'm a genius. Put me in this [ __ ] school as a professor. I'll teach the dark arts how to fake react. These crows don't shut the [ __ ] up, bro. I'm about to hit one. Kick it. They're saving him. They're saving him. The hypocris's like, "What the [ __ ] is going on?" >> So sad. They're going to be tied for life now. >> I I really think I should sign as well. >> Very well. THAT IS GOOD. >> OH MY GOD. HE KNEW IT. He knew it. He knew it. He knew it. [laughter] He's going to sign like this. >> Oh, let me do it again. >> Your name only. >> Such a very long name. [laughter] YES, he's buying him time. Come on, puppy. Get the [ __ ] thing. Hurry up and get out. >> Come on. >> Making all the noise in the world. >> Shut up. >> Look, Professor Tibbit had that ling planted when he was headmaster. >> Oh my god. He's the goat. He's the goat. >> Double goat. >> Over there. Look. >> Oh, it's such a beautiful day, isn't it? >> Where is it? >> I saw the beaks just now. No idea. Hagr has no idea what's going on. Double door knows everything. >> That's why he's the the principal. >> He's been with us all the time. >> Yeah, >> we must search the ground. >> Meanwhile, I'd like >> Yes. Yo, I'm going to [ __ ] get them. Let go. I'm going to get them on the lips. >> Your services are no longer required. >> Yeah. Get out. >> Thank you. >> I love this movie. I love this franchise. Only one spider in a movie and they did not kill an animal. So, I will continue my reactions. >> How? >> Thank god he's alive. Buckle beak. >> Oh, Buck. Buck. I call him Buckle. >> Look, it's Lupin. >> Wow. They changed everything. They saved the hippogri and now they're going to >> Snape's coming. >> Change something. Snape's always telling him. Thank god he's nosy. >> Get it? I'll say it again, bro. This is the best movie. Love it. I love it. 10 out of 10. He needs the happy is alive. >> I did see someone. That someone made the >> Yeah, there was someone inside of the the moose >> with only a really powerful wizard could have conjured it. >> Wait, that's what it is. A patronis. It It's >> It was my dad who conjured the pronis. >> Sorry, your your dad's >> dead. I know. I'm just telling you what I saw. >> Huh? That's awesome. >> Wow. So, knowing about Patronis was a massive spoiler. Luckily, I didn't know the context and I just knew this the word. But oh my god, it's massive. >> Yeah. To hell with the Derslies. >> We live in the country. Someplace you can see the sky. >> That's not happening. It sounds way too good to be true. He's supposed to be going through pain. >> I was thinking, oh, when when she was screaming Harry, it sounded like the Harry that he heard in the beginning of the film. But I guess not. What are you doing? >> Saving your life. >> I knew it was her. [screaming] >> Great. Now he's coming for us. >> Yeah, I didn't think about that. Run. >> And it wasn't a mcguffin. The whole turning time. It It makes sense. Everything makes sense in these films. It's not just, oh, they just created this little loophole. No, man. It works in this world. Surely he could sniff them out. >> Animals have very strong scent, I'd suppose. So, especially with a [ __ ] werewolf, they're using a magical cloak that hides their scent. There's going to be a jump scare right here. Calling it right now. Watch. Yep. She's going to back right up into him. Oh [ __ ] Oh wow. Was it a jump scare? For them, it's a jump scare, but for us, that was a cool way to do it. >> [screaming] >> No. Oh [ __ ] Get his ass. We saved him. He saved us. We're on We're on equal terms now. >> Professor Luben's having a really tough night. >> Oh, the mentors are coming in a hurry now. Maybe we could find out what the patronis was. You hear the clock ticking? I just realized that. So, watch. They're going to be pulled back at the right. MAYBE IT WAS HIM. WAIT. >> Now the clock's ticking. He's not going to be able to see it. Maybe he was the person. >> We'll see. >> Don't worry. He will. He will come. >> Hurry. >> Oh my god. >> EXPECTTO PATRONUM. YO, [ __ ] chills, man. [ __ ] chills. It was him. Oh my god. This might be the most beautiful moment so far. Holy [ __ ] [music] man. I got goosebumps. A little [ __ ] tear in my eye. Dude, it was him. He did it. Wasn't his dad. How is he going to feel about that now that he has [music] that information? >> It wasn't my dad I saw earlier. It was me. >> Oh, wait. >> I saw myself conjuring the patron. >> Oh, he's not sad about that. He's happy. >> I Well, I already done it. >> Does that make sense? >> No. >> Yeah. [laughter] What the? Time travel is such a mind [ __ ] [music] Yeah, we got to break him out. Let's go. Let's go. Movie's almost over. >> Oh, don't laugh too loud, buddy. Oh, got him. We saved two lives. Damn, we uncovered a lot going back in time like that. Thank god Dumbledore told us that. He saved the day by telling us all of this. Wait, maybe Sirius Black could run away with a hippogri. Why would >> be forever grateful for this >> to both of you? >> So, I was right about him being a good guy. He is good. Is he going to be in the next movies? >> You're meant to be here. >> Maybe he'll come back in the end. >> You look like your father. >> You look so like your father. >> It's cruel that I got to spend so much time with James and Lily and you so little. >> So, he is a good guy. That's why he's the godfather. Yeah, he is a god. >> Never really leave us in here. That's what I was about to say. Like, I'll give you the key to find them. He meant Yeah, there he goes. Never see him again. Imagine >> you really are the brightest witch of your age. >> Wow. Wait. So, he is going away with him. The two innocent lives leaving together to be free because they're both wanted men flying into the night sky. Wow. Wait a minute. I just realized something. In in when what's his name? God, I forgot his [ __ ] name. The guy the the werewolf when when when they were when he was showing all the kids like their fears and stuff or to face their fears to stop Harry's fear, the um the uh uh dementor. I It's a lot to remember these names. He did like a moon with a night sky. So, it was kind of like foreshadowing there. Love it. Love this, bro. You know I'm into something when I start talking like that. They saved the day. Well, >> he's free. We did it. >> Did what? >> Good night. [laughter] >> Did what? >> Oh, >> how did you get there? >> Oh my god. >> I was talking to you there. [laughter] >> How's that work with the multiverse and stuff? >> Only being two places at once. >> I'm starting to think like a wizard. Film was brilliant. I'm brilliant. I feel smarter because of this movie. I put so much together and I bet there's still so many questions I need answers still. >> So, Lupin is fine. He's not like a bad guy. So, I was wrong about that. I was right about him being sus, though. >> I've looked worse. Believe me, >> it's not his fault. It's just what he turns into. But when he's human, he's good. >> I resigned. >> Oh my god. He should have went with black on the hippoc. >> Let slip the nature of my condition. someone. >> I mean, I trust him more than others. >> But Dumbledore, Dumbledore has already risked enough. >> Dumbledore isn't enough. >> Besides people, >> yeah, they're racist towards him. >> Unbelievable. Don't worry, brother. I I I like you. I believe in you. >> If I am proud of anything, >> it is of how much you have learned this. >> What's he going to learn in the next movie? I feel like there's going to be one or two more twists. Everything seems too good. >> Way too good to be true. Like, everybody's saved. Nobody's dead except for Pedigrew. He's the one that got away. So, where's he going? He's the snake or the rat. Damn. We probably won't see him again. Sad. Can't help himself. >> I didn't mean to open it, Harry. It was something left a present behind a new broom. >> OH. OH MY GOD. That's like a [ __ ] flamethrower on it. >> This came with it. >> Come on, Harry. Yeah, let's see. Man, you don't even need a team anymore in Quidditch. You have that [ __ ] man. He's going to rock it all to the moon. A serious Black's house. >> [ __ ] So, Black left this behind for him, I'M GUESSING. >> NO, HE'S >> THAT'S HOW YOU END IT. >> I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good. >> What the [ __ ] Look at him here. HOLY [ __ ] HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S DIRTY. >> Oh man, guys, we got to talk about this. I loved it. This was the best one of the three. I think the weakest one was the uh middle one. So the second one and not Yeah. No. Yeah. And I was gonna say not because of the spiders. No, the spiders definitely played a part in that. I just love the overall story of this. Like it's called the prisoner of Aszaban. You're supposed to think that this guy Sirius Black is the enemy. He's the bad guy, but he has been duped. He's been [music] framed. And uh uh he is not the enemy. It's the [ __ ] rat. It it's it's Wait, what does Ron call him? Uh scabber. Scabbers. Scabbers. It was him all along. This guy's been around for how long? Oh my god. So, he's been hearing everything. Like, how is that going to work? Who is he going to? Is he going to the Lord? Is he going to Voldemort? Are they going to work together in the next movie or some [ __ ] man? Oh my god. Yeah. No, this was great. This was a great film, man. I can't wait to watch the next one. We're doing two a month, so next week I'm not going to be watching another Harry Potter. We'll probably save it for um the middle of September or like the beginning of September. We'll see. And uh yeah, we should catch up before the time of the show coming out at the end of the year, which is going to be around Christmas. That's the plan. Even though the the mo the the the TV show is only going to cover the first movie. So technically, I could watch it when it comes out regardless if I catch up or not. But uh I want to I want to make that my goal. But yeah, guys, other than that, if you like what you saw, if you like this reaction, subscribe, like the video, and uh yeah, let me know what was your favorite Harry Potter movie. I'd love to know. Um, this one so far is my favorite. So, uh, yeah.