Video summary
The video documents a family's experience testing out a new used kayak, highlighting both the challenges of hot weather conditions and the superior performance of the new vessel compared to their previous rental. The narrator notes that while the life jackets provided are Coast Guard approved, they are uncomfortable in the heat and lack the mesh material found on their preferred gear. A significant portion of the video is dedicated to comparing the new kayak with an older one; the new boat features a pointed front design that makes it faster and easier to paddle, though it sits lower in the water due to a natural lake setting affected by drought. The narrator also discusses the weight difference between the two boats, noting that the new model is significantly lighter than the heavy lead-acid battery version they previously owned, which weighed nearly 50 pounds.
Throughout the outing, the family explores various parts of the lake, including narrow channels and areas near a bridge, while discussing potential upgrades like keel protectors to prevent scratches on the hull. The narrator mentions that they cannot take their larger motorized boat further up the river due to concerns about the trailer's wheel bearing, but the lightweight kayaks allow them to access remote spots like Gum Slooh Springs and Crystal River. There is also a touching story shared about teaching an ex-wife how to kayak using water jugs for stability training, which ultimately made her realize how easy paddling becomes once she overcomes initial fears of instability. The video captures the fun of the activity, with the family member "Monkey" enjoying the new boat's features, such as adjustable foot pedals and knee pads, despite initially being afraid of alligators in the water.
Towards the end of the adventure, the narrator shares a dramatic incident involving a lightning strike near their garage while they were picking up the kayak, leading to a humorous debate over naming the boat either "Storm" or "Lightning." The family decides to let viewers vote on the name through a poll, adding an interactive element to their channel. They also discuss future plans, such as camping trips and taking guests out on the river, while acknowledging that they will likely need to register the new kayak and eventually replace the old one since it is now owned by Monkey. The video concludes with the family packing up the kayaks, securing them in a boat trailer, and expressing satisfaction with their new equipment despite the heat and minor mishaps encountered during their day on the water.
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Okay, everyone. Monkeyy's out there on
her new kayak. Well, it's used, but it's
her new kayak, if that makes sense. All
right,
I'm going get ready and get out in here
myself.
Wow.
I'm definitely going to be getting
another paddle cuz that one's black and
it's hot. Hers is aluminum, so it'll
stay cool.
All right.
Let's get in here.
This life jacket sucks. It's not my It's
not the one I'm used to in our boat.
There we go. Come on.
All right.
Oh, this is hot.
Come on.
All right.
Wish there was more shady spots.
There we go. Yeah. I don't know if you
guys can see that, but I mean, it's so
low. It's like
I don't know, maybe 3 ft. Let's see
here.
That's deeper than that.
There's a fire truck.
this water. It could take another year
at least to get this back up to where it
belongs.
It's not a man-made lake. This is
natural lake. That's why there's no dam.
She said that one's not as stable as the
one she rented, but she'll get used to
it.
This one's pretty pretty stable.
Getting used to it.
A little bit.
Just don't get in a hurry and just
cruise around. All right.
Is it easier to paddle than that other
one, though?
It should be easier cuz it's pointier at
the front.
>> It is a little bit more.
>> Okay. It's not as wide in the front and
in the back, but
>> it's not.
>> Yeah. But if you want one of those new,
>> they're almost $1,000.
>> Yeah,
>> we looked them up.
>> All right, guys. Well, we are kaying. I
hope you can see. We came in here.
Lake is open. There's a boat in here.
You just can't do
the closed, but we went over it.
This thing's fast.
>> You take your time. I'm just saying this
is a lot faster and easier to paddle
than that one we rented. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
Well, turn.
>> So, as you might be able to see that,
>> I like this. I like this one.
had a uh I think it was a BKC
in Ohio. I took in on trade on a truck.
Man, it was it was nice. It's like
Cadillac of these things and they're
expensive to this day, but this I think
it's not quite as stable, but it's every
bit as easy to paddle. I didn't bring
the motor or anything cuz I had to order
a battery. I wasn't going to put that
big heavy lead ass battery out of a boat
in it. So, I ordered one weighs 22 lb.
So, that's that's pretty where the other
one weighs what almost 50 40ome.
It's it's it's double. I know.
give you some wake. Did I just hear her
right?
You want me to give you wake so you can
practice?
>> Jesus.
Well, stop.
Always turn towards the wake.
Never hit a wave on the side,
>> right?
>> You know, a guy with good arm strength
this lifetime, he could probably really
get this thing cruising.
I mean,
it's nice. I like this boat.
Yeah, this is all right.
We're not going out real far or
anything. Like, I could never paddle
across this. It's not that far, but for
me paddling, I could never do it.
That's why I'm going to have a motor on
it.
Yeah. All right, guys. I'll kick you
back on in a minute.
You
>> want to go to the bridge?
>> Yeah, we can go to the bridge.
>> All right. I'm following you.
>> No, you go.
>> I want you to go.
>> Go ahead.
>> Relax.
Just go.
Get wet.
>> You get wet with any
>> ores.
H go that way.
>> All right.
I was going to bring that thing for my
drill, but I didn't.
Just kind of wanted to watch her cuz if
I got to go in, I don't want to lose my
new drill.
Hun,
>> there's no current.
Jesus,
you paddle left to go right.
When she gets used to that, well, I'll
I'll get her a new one, a brand new one.
Maybe it's a little bit wider,
maybe like a fishing kayak because
they're more stable.
Got my paddle straight across. I
probably should feather it.
and get under this bridge and cool down
a minute.
Pop's probably getting hot. I forgot to
bring my koozie.
We bought two of them up there in
Georgia.
But when she gets better, she's afraid.
Really afraid of alligators. But when
she gets better, we'll take her. We'll
take you down.
We'll take you down the with Luchi down
by where we go camping.
Now, I think I mentioned it, but one of
my videos where I was fishing, there's a
turnoff to the right. As you're heading
north
um up river, there's a turnoff. You
can't get either one of our other boats
in there, but you can get kayaks and
canoes in there. You get them in there
and you go back there a little piece and
it is uh there's a springs back there.
It's called Gum Slooh and we've never
been into it.
Um
we probably could have took our ginu in
there.
just never did or Ginu would have made
it. But these will definitely make it.
People k back kayak back in there a lot.
Nice clear water. Crystal clear water.
Oh yeah.
Professional kayaker girl get this thing
going. I mean it's not a race boat cuz
they have the racing kayaks. They're
real thin. Very unstable, but they're
real thin. I had a couple of them and
they will uh you can get them going
pretty good.
Get up here in the shade. I'm going to
take a drink of my pop.
>> You're fine. She's worried about getting
stuck. You can run these in six inches
of water.
All right, guys. I'll kick you back on
in a minute.
>> Check it out.
Somebody left their fishing stuff here.
I'm not going to mess with it.
Could be a homeless
Where?
>> That black bag.
>> Just a little Black & Decker bag.
>> Yeah, I'm not going to mess with their
stuff.
>> But people do that. They They'll just
leave
like they'll leave whole camps, tents,
everything.
>> Yeah,
>> we've seen that happen.
>> All right, guys. I wanted to show you
that. Okay, guys. She wants to go up
there into the little channels.
So that's where we're going.
I'll speed you up like I did a minute
ago till we get up to about where that
old oops bridg and button is
Oh, we brought our boat through there.
>> Yeah.
This is awful.
Take a nice big huge hurricane.
What's happening?
You're going back and forth.
really
in a bad really bad drought. I think
That's a closebody.
water.
Nice. Back in here.
I could kayak over to that island.
>> Yeah,
>> that one I've been wanting to camp out
on.
>> Yeah.
We should take these down by the um
where that little bridge is going
towards the
boat right there.
>> Yeah, I can put this I can put in pretty
much anywhere. Yeah, that's why we got
because we haven't
>> Well, we could go
>> like she said, we haven't been able to
boat there. I'm not saying we can't
boat. We could go to Crystal River. We
could go to, you know, up to Cedar Key,
put in there. Um, but
the reason why we can't do that is I
don't trust the wheel bearing on the
trailer on the boat trailer.
It's making some noises. Last time I
took apart and checked it, the race was
bad. And usually when they get like
that, you know, you don't want to take
them on a 100 mile trip. But, you know,
we can take it like to here just a
couple miles, you know, or down to the
river just a couple miles. But, you
know,
to take it 20 25 miles
one way and then you got to come back,
you know. No, I wouldn't uh I wouldn't
trust it that far, but
niece and nephew are coming down from
Ohio in September.
My nephew wants to go on boat. I might
take it over to uh Rainbow River
uh which is not real far. Or I might I
might contr it that far. But uh this
house is empty. Yeah. But um
the ramps are still open there.
I'd like to show them the Rainbow River.
Yeah, this house is empty. I know you
guys can't see it, but got a nice dock
or deck there. And then you got dry dock
here like a boat house. You pull up in,
you put them straps,
>> you put them straps under your boat and
take your boat up out of the water.
>> Yeah.
>> See them?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. That house is empty. It's been
empty for a little while now,
>> huh?
>> It's been empty for a little while.
>> Yeah.
>> And it just dead ends right up here. All
right, guys. I'm going to shut you off.
I'll kick you back on. There's a cute
little boat there. got a little trling
motor on it.
But
>> around, doesn't it? Or is it end? It
ends.
>> That ends right there.
>> Oh, I guess.
>> That's a cute little boat.
>> Yeah.
>> Got a little trolling motor on it.
>> Yeah.
>> All right, guys. I'll kick you back on
in a minute. Okay, guys. We're going to
head back to the bridge.
Cool down a little bit.
Then these life vests aren't right. We
got to get some good ones. They're not
I mean they're not really kayaking
vests. They're hot. We need one ones
that are like a mesh and they fit you
better. These are just
I mean they're Coast Guard approved, but
you know, it's not really meant for
kayakers to be out in the heat for hours
at a time.
I mean, they would be okay if you uh if
you was just uh like safer tubing or
something where you're in pretty much in
the water, but
they're just not kayaking vests. I like
our other vest better, the ones we got
in our boat. They're still not regular
paddling vests.
Oh, there's some shade right here.
And a bird found him. Found him a snack.
Cut,
cut, cut.
>> How's it going?
>> Good. How are you?
>> Good.
There's monkey. All right, guys. I'm
going to take a little break here in the
shade and I'll be back with you. Okay,
guys. We're going to head back.
Got maybe
eighth of a mile. We're going to head
back. I'm going to see if Monkey wants
to try this one out
just for fun.
But I don't have a seat bottom
bottom part for my seat. So,
the back's fine,
but I don't have any padding. I got a
seat at the house. I'm going to check
and see if it'll fit in here. It's off
of a motorized scooter. That'd be nice
if it fit in here.
So, all right, guys. I'll speed you up
and we'll paddle over here to the uh
to the boat ramp.
Heat. Heat.
Heat.
Hi guys, we're back. There's a little
beach here. Man, my pants are soaked,
but I should have wore shorts. I'm going
to get a pair of regular like biking
shorts or, you know, something for a
kayak. Um, they should put right here.
They should put a slip in for kayaks.
All right, guys. Wait, don't monkey.
She's way out there. I'll bring you back
in a minute.
Think I'll get some keel protectors for
these. Like they're also called known as
slippers. Durable plastic you put on the
bottom of your boat. Just keeps them
from getting scratched up so bad. Cuz I
beat these things. I don't care. Like
this guy was he bought this brand new
and he didn't want to drill any holes in
it or nothing.
Well, I'm going to be drilling holes.
I'm going to be putting camera mounts
and stuff like that on it. It's mine
now. I'm going to make it mine. But so
yeah,
let's see how well she does beaching.
And uh but I I think she's doing very
well. She's doing a lot better than some
people.
Uh just getting on, you know, that's
only the second time she's ever been on
a yak. So, um
proud of her. Proud of you, monkey. And
um
but shoot, uh yeah, I'm going to get a
pop, too.
One of my exes.
I believe it was my very first wife, my
oldest daughter's mom. Rest ass her
soul, she's passed away now. But
uh I had a kayak and I wanted to take
her out and
teach her how to use it. But before she
did, I went and got one of those. Well,
I got two of them. Those You guys
remember those? Um you can still buy
them. They're real soft plastic water
jugs
and they got like a little spot on them.
Went to the grocery store, bought two of
them and I put one up front and one in
the back and you know that water when it
goes like that. I told her get in that
kayak and start going. She like, "Oh,
it's unstable. Just keep going." After
about 3 days, 2 to three hours a day,
she was fine. She wasn't wobbling
anymore or anything like that. And I
said, "Okay, now you ready?" She said,
"For what?" I took the water jugs off. I
said, "Go." And she said, "Oh my god,
this is so easy." So sometimes it's
always sometimes it's better to learn
the hard way before you learn the easy
way cuz then the easy way is even that
much easier. So yeah. So she was like,
"Oh my god." And then plus it kind of
simulated gear, you know, if we ever
want to go somewhere, which we never got
to, but you know, simulates gear up
there kind of topheavy a little bit, you
know, like I'm going to have a battery
sitting back here, you know, but I mean
I'm I'm used to that stuff.
Um, and I'll probably
I might do some camping with it, but
definitely when I do some solos down on
the river, I'm going to bring this with
me. So, you know, I I do I've got to get
a white light for the back and nav
lights for the front. Uh I'm not going
to wire them into the battery. I'm just
going to get the battery operated ones
and just stick them on there at night if
I use it at night. Now, now hers, see, I
don't like these kind of feet rests. I
like hers. They're like a pedal and
they're adjustable. They call these
adjustable feet rest, but they're not.
You don't adjust them. That's just where
wherever you want to put your feet. But
hers, I'll show you when she gets here.
I'll show you her feet rest. Uh they're
very nice. She's got a nice little nice
little yak there for 175 bucks.
All right, guys. I'll kick you back on
when she gets in here. I'll show you her
pedals or her feet rest. Okay, guys. So,
here's her foot rests. I like them.
I don't know if I can
get a set of them, make them work in
mine or not, but I do like her foot
rest. I like the knee pads. Of course,
mine didn't bother me, but you can buy
this stuff and put on mine if I want.
But she's got a nice little react there,
don't you, Monk?
>> Yeah.
>> What do you think so far?
>> It's fun.
>> You like You like yaking?
>> Yeah. Ying?
>> Yeah.
>> Leave that vest on. I want you to try
mine. Oh, you want me to tie you up?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> All right, guys. I'll be back with you.
So, she's on mine. Let me see if I can
zoom you in a little bit.
Yeah,
she likes it.
I'll probably never get it back now.
She said, "Oh," as soon as she backed
out and as soon as I pushed launched her
off, she said, "Oh my god, this is a lot
more stable than mine." And hers,
excuse me, even sit down in lower.
It's not technically a sitting kayak.
They still consider it sit on top, but
that's a true sit on top one. Mine
there.
And she took off. I said, "It even takes
off easier." She's like, "Oh, yeah.
Yeah." Mine cuts right through. Look at
her go.
She's booking. You're booking, mama.
Yeah, she likes that one. She said, and
she says these are the steer goes more
stable or more straight.
Okay, guys. I'll kick you back on. Okay,
guys. I'm going to show you how we load
these up.
All right, we're just going to slide
them up in there, right, mama?
>> Yeah.
>> Hang on.
Got a little gouge on the bottom of
yours.
It's not a big deal. I can fix it. But
you're probably going to be getting a
new one,
you know.
Now, this one
Yep.
Hang on a sec.
This off. This goes to our big boat.
>> Yeah,
>> we need to get a new one for it anyway.
Need a couple of these.
>> They're handy.
>> Yeah.
Okay.
There you go. Shove her up in, mama.
Go ahead, push.
Hang on one second.
Okay, go ahead and push her up in there.
There you go. Oh, now I need the yellow
strap that I just buried.
We're going to get a trailer, guys.
Yeah, I'm just going to take
I was looking at,
>> but I'd rather get you one of those
before we get a trailer cuz this is good
enough for now.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> And if we go camping, we'll throw them
throw them up on top the camper anyway.
So,
>> all right. Put this under here.
in here.
All right.
All right,
seems good. I'll get the paddles, mama.
They're on my side.
Throw that up in there
so it doesn't blow out the back.
this and we're ready to rock and roll.
Well, what do you think, mama? That
>> was fun.
>> Huh?
>> I liked it. That was fun.
>> You like it? That was fun.
>> Yeah.
>> All right.
>> I do feel that I can tell that
>> looking at cleavage. I mean, your mic.
But you can tell a difference, huh?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Well, we'll just get you a brand new
lifetime then. Yep.
>> I don't need a brand new one cuz mine
I'm second owner. He's only had it out
four or five times,
>> right?
>> So, there's no reason for me to get a
new one.
>> Yeah.
>> You know.
>> Yeah.
>> So, you'll get it registered this week,
right? We'll get you one. You won't need
to register it.
>> No.
>> But you keep your paperwork in case you
ever do
>> cuz if you ever need a motor, I can just
tow you.
>> Right.
>> Like if we're going up river or
something.
>> Yeah. I can take you up river and then
we just paddle back.
>> I'd like to take him over where we went
to Silver Springs that time.
>> Oh yeah, when we took the Guinu.
>> Yeah, the Duke and Duchess. Remember the
Duke and Duchess? So, what are you going
to name yours? Did you ask your people?
>> No, I need a new one first.
>> Oh, okay. I got a name for mine, though,
right?
I'm going to give you guys the choice
>> of
>> I told you before we left the house, but
you were reading.
>> You should have told me.
>> I did. I should have told you. I did
tell you. I said, "Are you listening?"
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Listen, guys.
So,
it rained when we went to pick this one
up yesterday. Of course, when we went to
pick mine up the day before, little bit
of scuffs, not bad.
Uh, what'd it do? It's storm.
>> Yeah, it's cold.
>> Huh?
>> Oh, you want to call it storm?
>> I said I'm going to give you guys the
choice, my viewers.
>> Right.
>> We can name it storm because it was
storming like hell. Or what was the
other one? What almost happened to me?
What happened to me?
>> Oh, you almost got shocked.
>> Lightning. Yeah, a lightning would be
cool
>> because lightning struck.
I I came out. We stayed in the guy's
garage talking and we had the door open,
you know, but we had this open so it
started pouring. So, I went out to shut
this and when I was heading back to the
garage about from here to that pole,
wasn't it?
>> Yeah.
>> A big lightning struck strike. Well,
when I closed this, I felt the hair on
my arm start standing up.
>> Yeah.
>> Again. And lightning struck about struck
a tree about from here to that pole.
When I turned around, there was branches
and leaves and his daughter saw it.
>> Yeah. She could she was like, "Holy
crap." Screamed and went in the garage
more.
>> So, I almost got struck by lightning for
the second time. So, it's either storm
or lightning. Leave your comments below.
Um, I should do a I'll tell you what,
leave your comments below. I'm also
going to do a poll.
>> Yeah, do a poll. And the ones with the
most of either one will be the name of
that boat. So I think that'd be cool.
Lightning.
>> Yeah.
>> But we can also name it Storm.
>> Yep. One or the other. They have to
choose.
>> So when you get a new one, we'll have to
come up with a name for it.
>> Yeah.
>> All right. All right guys. Shay Bear the
M leg. I'm gone for now. Momishes out.
Bye y'all.
>> Bye guys. We'll see you in the next one.
Stay stay tuned for more videos. Yeah.
Okay. All right guys. Bye-bye and take
care everyone.