Video summary
The hosts of DTNS Office Hours begin their Thursday live stream by jokingly addressing the unusual schedule, attributing it to a mysterious agreement with "Thursday" and technical glitches involving Patreon's delayed feed. They quickly pivot to a much more serious and embarrassing topic: Sarah's dog, Rex, escaping through an open back door at midnight and wandering for six hours before returning home. The incident was caused by Rex eating something from a garbage can or scavenging off the street, which led to severe gastrointestinal issues and a dramatic mess on the living room rug. Despite the chaos, including a sleepless night and significant cleanup efforts, Rex eventually returned safely, though Sarah spent the day furious at him before realizing that dogs often do not understand the specific reasons for their owner's anger but simply sense the mood shift.
Following the ordeal, the conversation shifts to practical solutions for preventing future escapes. Sarah explains that while she previously used a Fi tracking collar, she discontinued the subscription because her dog is not an outdoor runner and the monthly cost wasn't justified. However, after this incident, she decided to purchase an Apple AirTag holder from Chewy to attach to Rex's collar, ensuring she can locate him if he runs off again. The hosts also discuss the reality of dealing with a missing pet in the middle of the night, noting that police and animal control typically do not respond to such calls at 3:00 or 4:00 AM. They emphasize the importance of using enzyme-based cleaners like Nature's Miracle to remove both stains and odors, as dogs have keen senses and will return to areas where they previously had accidents if the scent remains.
The episode concludes with a segment on upcoming content and audience engagement, specifically focusing on a "Tournament of Techports" to determine the best technology category for future voting. After a poll revealed that flash memory storage has surpassed hard disk drives in popularity among their viewers, the hosts brainstorm ideas for new tournament categories, settling on "Best Smart Home Appliance." They discuss various smart devices they own, including LG appliances that struggle with connectivity issues and Sonos speakers that frequently go offline but eventually reboot. The hosts also touch upon other potential categories like environmental sensors, door locks, robot vacuums, and smart garage openers, inviting viewers to submit their own ideas via email before wrapping up the show and teasing a return tomorrow with guest Molly Wood.
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Thursday. Going live on Thursday. What's
that about?
>> Is that even a loud tongue?
>> How does it work?
>> Pretty pretty sure I saw that in the in
the the statement of understanding that
we weren't supposed to be going live on
Thursdays. What is this?
>> Yeah.
>> What is a Thursday?
>> Did we Did Thursday sign up sign us up
for this? I think Thursday signed us up
for this.
>> I uh I'm trying to make us live on
Patreon, which means I'm hearing
everything you say twice. That's why I
was like a deer in the headlights there
for a second. Hi.
>> What were we saying about Thursday?
>> Uh Thursday signed us up to go live.
That's what it did.
>> Yeah. Okay, good. That's why that's why
we're live
>> now. See, I know there's an ongoing bit
of me complaining about the Patreon live
streaming every time we go live. Uh
today it was mostly fine. It's just as
soon as it gets the feed, it starts
playing it, but it's on like a half
second delay until it realizes that it's
playing and then it mutes itself. But
there's that, you saw how long it was
where I was just like
>> anyway,
uh we were talking about something much
less pleasant. Sarah's dog.
>> What was Oh,
>> took a big old
>> Well,
>> present.
He gave me a present. I did not want
>> present.
>> So, uh, very short story. In fact, on
this week's Have Such a Good Day, I will
talk about this in great detail. Um, but
the very short version is
>> this is a good tease. Yeah.
>> Yeah. My dog got out at about midnight a
couple nights ago. Did not, you know, I
mean, I trust me, I looked for him. Um,
six hours later after I had sort of
given up and just left the back door
open,
>> six hours is just Yeah.
>> Yes. And trust me, Sarah did not sleep
during this time, but I was sort of
like, I'm better off at home
>> if he comes back than, you know,
wandering around somewhere else.
>> He's going to be like, where'd she go? I
better go back out and find her.
>> Yeah, exactly. So, he came back. Um, all
was well, but um, he, let's just say,
seemed to be having some gastro issues.
>> Yeah, because he probably ate some
>> he ate something out of a garbage can.
Yep.
>> You know, or who knows? Who knows what
he did? No one knows. Um, and
>> only he knows.
>> He's just like, I'll just do it. Um, cuz
he'll eat anything if you give it to
him. So, I'm sorry, Rex. I know this is
embarrassing for you, but you know, you
got to learn your lesson somehow. And uh
public shaming is is what we're doing
with that.
>> Name and shame.
>> But uh yeah,
>> it's harsh but effective.
>> Uh a couple hours later after I had I
had laid down for a little while because
I was like, well, you know, it's been a
sleepless night for me and I have to do
some work today. Um I woke up and I had
a very large and very strange presence
>> on my living room rug. And you can only
imagine where that came from. Mhm.
>> And I have to assume that Rex just had
like a very spicy Mexican party,
>> you know, because just just kind of
given the stuff that he would have
access to, you know, here and there on
the street.
>> Um it was very dramatic
>> and I will spare you the details. Uh,
but uh, your girl here had to do quite a
bit of cleanup and I still think that I
need to hire like a an actual
professional carpet cleaner. Um, we we
made some progress yesterday. We made
some progress and everything seems to be
fine now. You know, we're we're back at
it. But, uh, I was and I had to stop
being mad. I was mad at him all day
yesterday. I would barely even look at
him. And you could tell that he was just
like, "I'm sorry."
>> He's like, "I I don't know. I did
terrible things to you.
>> They don't even know why you're they
just know you're mad at that point cuz
>> he knew why I was mad. He did.
>> He knew why.
>> I've been told that dogs they they don't
associate why you're mad with what they
did very well. They know you're mad and
so they're like, "Yeah,
>> when I point at the, you know, volcano
of death and I say, "Why did you do
this?" And he's like, "Oh dear." He
knows. He knows what he did. It wasn't
me, it was him. Um but but yeah, this
morning I had to just let it go that it
wasn't you.
>> This morning I you know he was he was
very excited to um you know have his
morning walk and everything seems to be
fine now. Uh the the damage was done. Um
and
>> Howard says that it is a gift to provide
candid feedback and Rex will should
appreciate that. So there
>> Yeah. Yeah, my little Mensah dog out
here. You know, he's he's really on top
of everything, you know. He's not The
guy's It's like it also that whole thing
was It's not like he's trying to escape.
>> He never takes off like that.
>> No, he doesn't. Um, in fact, he's very
clingy.
>> Did you hear like something in the
distance or anything that might have
caught his attention? I didn't. But
later on when I was like cuz he went out
the back steps. It's kind of hard to
explain but you know we just don't have
a fenced driveway you know so he ran out
the driveway and you know by the time I
ran out after him once I put my shoes on
he was gone.
>> Yeah.
>> So I don't know if he was chasing
something. He doesn't really have that
much of a prey drive.
>> He's not really like he doesn't even
chase cats or squirrels or anything.
>> Yeah. Uh, but you know, I think he was
like, I want to eat some garbage
>> because he knows from walking around
that there's like a fair amount of just
like chicken bones that people leave on
the ground. Just
>> Yeah. Which is dangerous.
>> Totally. Yeah. Or just, you know, like a
Taco Bell bag that might just be good to
lick. Mhm.
>> Anyway, um this morning I
decided, okay, I can't just keep being
mad at you because you ruined, you know,
basically my day. And sort of still
today, I'm not totally back on I I need
a little bit more sleep, I think, before
I feel like a human again, just because
it was just so uh dramatic. But uh but
yeah, I mean the you can you can only
imagine the things that happen uh in
worst case scenarios, you know, where a
dog goes missing, crosses a street.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, you know, is is somebody
swipes them? Like, who even knows? And
none of that happens. So, uh
congratulations, Rex. You had a fun
six-hour solo journey and you'll never
do it again.
>> And now he's paying for it.
>> That's right. Yep. Was it worth it?
Let me
>> He's like kind of
mad at me.
>> Don't answer that. It wasn't.
>> So, yeah, it was uh it was one of those.
>> Oh, I'm so sorry. That's the worst.
>> It is. I know. To the point where I'm
like, should I do like a makeshift
fence? But then it would be like an HOA.
We're We're just going to We're just
going to be a lot um more stringent
about coming and going leashed up.
>> Yep.
>> Because beforehand, you know, I'd be
like, "Oh, we're almost home." Like,
"I'll take him off the leash." And he,
you know, sort of runs runs around for a
minute cuz he knows
>> comes right back in. Yeah.
>> Yeah. And that just that didn't happen
the other night. And I, you know, can't
go through that again. You not only lost
the sleep, you you you spent more energy
stressing than even if you had just
stayed up on an average night, you you
you wouldn't be stressing. You wouldn't
be spending all that energy worrying.
So, it's like double whammy.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And it was it was
actually funny when he So, I left my
back door to wide open. I wasn't asleep
because, you know, I couldn't, but I was
kind of laying down just because I was
just like, "You got to chill a little
bit, Sarah." You know, um, instead of
pacing around in circles. And when he
ran up the back stairs, you know, that
doesn't sound totally different than a
human doing that, right? And I was
paranoid, you know. It's like, not that
I I mean, my neighbors for the most part
are pretty chill people, but it's like
if somebody sees a wide open back door
and wants to run in my house, that's not
good.
>> No.
>> You know, and so so I hear like steps,
you know, so I kind of sit up and it's
him, you know, and he comes in, you
know, comes in and looks at me and and
sort of does this like
>> are you mad?
>> Yeah. cuz the heat, you know, like like
and I didn't want him to run out again,
>> run away, right?
>> Yeah. So, I was like, "No, no, no. Come
in. Come in." I quickly go, you know,
shut the door, lock it,
>> and then it was like, "Go to your
place."
>> It's like It's like that parent who's so
worried and then they're mad.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Totally.
>> It's like I was so worried and now I'm
Now you're grounded.
>> Do you know how worried I was?
>> Yeah. You have no idea what I went
through. Uh, well, maybe this will cheer
you up. Come uh wrote in and said,
"Thank you for the tote bag." Uh, he got
one of the uh Patreon merch rewards that
automatically go. I was watching DTNS
had the video paused when the tote bag
delivery arrived and it gave me a
chuckle to see Sarah on the tote bag
with the same facial expression as in
the video. And he said he sent this
picture.
There you are. Len perfectly captured
you and now you're doing now. There's
three. There's three of you doing it.
>> Yep. It's one I can do well.
>> What I can do well. It's sort of like
>> It is funny that the pause happened
exactly at that moment. Yeah. That's
great.
>> Well, thank you, K, for sending along uh
the picture. I like getting pictures
like that. It's good. Good stuff.
>> Yeah, we do. And and you know, everybody
likes a good tote.
>> Oh, the other thing with the not to go
back to the Rex thing again, but I'm
gonna
>> That's one of those uh I don't mean to
be rude, but then you say something
rude. Uh
>> no offense, but
>> but uh but
>> I don't like you.
>> You you told me you you have now because
because you had tried the tracking
collar and it wasn't really working, so
you weren't using it. In this case, it
would have been handy, but you know,
hindsight's always 2020. Uh, have you
taken any technological preventative
measures for the future?
>> Indeed, I have. Um, yeah, I'm glad you
asked this uh because uh we didn't
really talk technical stuff on on the
latest episode of Have Such a Good Day,
which is episode 350. It'll be out in a
couple days, but um you
>> get the full Rex story.
>> Yeah, you you you definitely get like
the playbyplay uh if you indeed want
that. But uh but yeah, so the FI caller,
which I reviewed on a previous episode
of Live with It because I got it for
free for 6 months through a partnership
between Fi and my vet, Modern Animal,
which is now owned by Chewy, so
everybody's consolidating.
>> Your vet is owned by Chewy. Interesting.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Uh they were acquired a
couple months ago, and I don't really
think that'll change anything. And also,
I'm I'm a big fan of Chewy. So,
>> yeah, Chewy is not bad. I order from
them a lot.
>> Yeah. Um, great customer service. But
anyway, the F caller was sort of like,
hey, want to try it out? 6 months of a
free subscription and, you know, and
we'll give you the the tag, you know,
that goes on the collar for free. And I
was like, yeah, I love free things. But,
but after that 6 months was over, I
didn't feel like it made enough sense
for us because again, my dog doesn't go
running out
>> um for me to pay a subscription. And I
don't remember offhand, but it was
something like 20 bucks a month, which
>> listen, if if if that makes sense to
you, totally get it. They also have a
smaller one for cats as well if you're
interested in, you know, where they are
and where they're going. But I'm like,
my dog is not really an outdoor dog.
He's outdoors with me. Um, and that just
it just didn't make sense for me to keep
to keep paying for it. Now, last night I
would have killed for that thing. So,
what I'm going to do is I'm going to get
an Air Tag from Apple um from Chewy. Uh
so, Chewy.com, they have little Air Tag
um
>> you know,
>> like holders.
>> Yeah. For for like a collar that's the
size of the collar that Rex wears. Um,
and that's what he's going to be rocking
from here on out because the only thing
that I couldn't do. Well, I mean, there
were a lot of things I couldn't do the
other night, but I was like, if I could
track him, I mean, I could get in my car
and I don't know. I mean, maybe he'd
keep running, but at least I would know
where he was. I mean, I have no idea
where that dog was the other night. Um,
and that was the nice thing about the
FIller is I would have had his map and
even if the map was confusing, I would
have known how many steps he took and
just a lot of information about, you
know, 6 hours of me flipping out,
calling the police. By the way, the
police were like, "Uh, we can't like
find your dog for you." But I tried. I
did. Um because you know you just
sometimes you get desperate and uh yeah
they were like no and animal control
isn't going to like come out at 4 in the
morning either. We're just not going to
do that.
>> So there's no one who will try to find a
dog in the middle of the night.
>> Not really. Um you know I I posted on
Next Door and Citizen. You know, I
texted all the neighbors I had who I
have contact information for where I'm
like, "This is going to sound crazy.
It's 3:30." But, you know, here we are.
>> But, uh, turns out homeboy just came
strolling.
>> I'm back. Thank goodness.
>> Hi. Are you mad? Okay, you are mad. I'm
going to poop on your mad. Anyway, I had
this great Mexican food. I'll tell you
all about this.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like, ooh, ouch. You know,
not sure it's sitting well with me.
Yeah.
>> So, let's just wait till mom takes a nap
and then we'll
>> and then I won't have time to wake her
up cuz it's going to hit me like a ton
of bricks.
>> Always an adventure. We've all been
there, Rex. Sort of.
>> We have. We have. Uh,
>> not necessarily that adventure, but
you're like
>> exactly the same. I may have gone a
little too hard and uh yeah, not feeling
great now
>> and you know uh been unable to uh make
it where you need to go.
>> Well, well, and you know, here I am
sleeping at a funny time because I
hadn't slept all night,
>> you know. So, he's just sort of like,
well, guess I got to do my thing.
>> Yeah. And she's she's not waking up for
love or money.
>> Yeah. I'm like, my old dog Otis would
like lick my face if he wanted to go
outside, you know? You you couldn't miss
it. He was good about that. Rex is just
sort of like,
>> well, don't disturb mother.
>> Let's just do this. She won't be mad,
right? And then, you know, you know how
that goes. Yeah. Later.
>> Thank God for nature's miracle. I'll
tell you that.
>> Oh, it is a miracle. It really is.
>> It is. for anybody who doesn't. It's
like a It's like an enzyme spray that's
really good for
accidents.
>> It takes away not only the bad dirt
stuff, but also the smell, which is
important with pets who have a very good
sense of smell, so they don't go like,
"Oh, it smells like it's okay to go
here."
>> And you don't want that. which is
something that you think like I mean if
you've got like formula 409 or you know
something like that it's like isn't that
you know it's basically bleach related
you know wouldn't wouldn't that take
away stuff but everybody who is either
you know a veterinarian
or you know in the business of dog
training or just anything they say no no
no you need it doesn't have to be
Nature's Miracle that's that's just one
brand but something that's enzyme based
because that actually kills the smell so
that they don't go back to that place
later and say, "Well, I peed here
before."
>> Yeah. Cuz the bleach will will get rid
of the living things. It'll, you know,
and it'll get rid of stains,
>> but it won't necessarily get rid of of
every aroma. And and dogs and cats are
little sniffing machines like
>> they are. It's true. It's true. And poor
Rexy, I mean, he's he's when I first got
him,
which is gosh, we're going up on a year
now, which is crazy. Um, it feels like
he's still so new in this house, but
>> yeah,
>> time flies.
>> But, you know, he had some accidents in
the early days. Oh, sure. And, you know,
you know, it was
>> mildly annoying, but I chocked it up to
like he doesn't know me
>> and you know, he doesn't know where he
is. And there have been a couple
setbacks, you know, over the last year.
>> That's pretty normal, too,
>> especially with adopted dogs,
>> right? And and you know, I also I have
to be very very rigid about taking him
outside because we don't have a yard.
>> Well, we don't have a safe fenced in
yard obviously.
>> Yeah.
>> Um so, you know, that and depending on
my day, sometimes I'm like, "All right,
you know, we're going out early and then
you got to chill and then I'll take you
out later." But you got to chill during
the day. And he it took him a while, I
think, to get used to that. Um but but
yeah, it's
it's just one of those things. It's one
of those things. He's he's my little kid
who had an accident.
>> Yeah, exactly. They're permanently three
years old.
>> Mhm.
>> That's what they say.
>> Yeah. Although
seven
>> is seven three years old, right?
>> He's two years old dog, you know, which
is uh but they say they're permanently
like a three-year-old human.
>> Um I feel like sometimes seven is more
like a six-month-old.
Not not in this way that we're talking
about now, but just like this morning
out of nowhere, I went to put his collar
on and he's like, "I'm going to play I'm
going to play with my mouth. They're
going to bite you while you try to put
the collar. Not that he really is trying
to bite me, you know, but I'm like, you
haven't done this since you were like
tiny. What What has gotten into you?
>> Yeah. Like, what's your deal, man?
>> Rex is the same thing. We call it T-Rex
mornings
>> where he's just like, I just want to
nibble on your hands. Now, I wouldn't
want him to do that with like a strange
child,
>> of course,
>> but it's like he doesn't bite me. He's
not biting. He's just like He's just
like, I'm just being crazy. But it's
it's very like it's
>> it's childish.
>> It's childish behavior. And I don't mean
that in a bad way. It's just like you're
just being a little kid.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, and he's he's only three
himself. And I don't know, for anybody
who has never dealt with a boxer,
they're kind of clowns anyway. So like
three-year-old is basically sixmon.
Seven has a tiny bit of boxer in him,
but he's got enough other stuff in him
that uh makes him silly that I can't
tell if the boxer is is part of it or
not. Yeah,
>> he's he's mostly he's 30% husky. He's
like 25% Shepherd, then he's like 18%
pitbull and less than 10% boxer and then
a bunch of other things that it couldn't
detect.
>> Yeah. I mean, he looks I mean, he's very
husky.
>> He's got the husky tail.
>> Shepherdesque. Yeah.
>> Yeah. But then he's got the shepherd
legs and the shepherdy ears.
>> Yeah,
>> I guess those are husky ears, too. But
>> I mean, Otis, my previous dog, um, R O P
R I P rather, not R O O P. Um, he he
>> was boxer, great Pyrenees. And then he
had a little uh American Stafy
>> and a little little tiny bit of
Doberman,
>> which was always funny because he's like
he was the opposite of what a Doberman
looks like or you know I mean just I
don't know what that was
>> but um but he was he was very just sort
of people were always like what kind of
dog is that?
>> Not not in a bad way like people looked
at him put their finger on it. He was
good. But you know when I would tell
them I I would say boxer great pier and
they go that is one heck of a you know
interesting look.
>> But Rex is purebred boxer. Now I got him
from a rescue.
>> Yeah
>> cuz I don't I don't do uh breeder stuff
but you know he was already in a rescue
and that's what he is according to his
DNA. Um, and so it's just like, all
right, you have the characteristics of
this dog. You are not a mixture of other
dogs.
>> Yeah. I mean, and not that every boxer
is exactly like every other boxer, but
you do have a a more more of a range of
behavioral characteristics that he's
going to fit into.
>> We went to the dog park the other day, I
don't know, a couple weeks ago, and
there was a another boxer there. Um, you
know, kind of same coloring, beefier,
but you know, and and we made a beline
and Rex was like, "Yeah, play with me.
It's like looking in a mirror." And the
other dog, whose name was Coconut,
>> Coconut was just like,
>> "Oh, really?"
>> Cuz Coconut was like
>> seven years old, and he was just like,
"I'm at the dog park to chill and like
sniff the fresh air and
>> just sort of observe. I don't come here
to play with you, young bucks.
>> Yeah, Rex would not leave him alone, you
know, and it was fine. I mean, it wasn't
like it wasn't contentious, but it was
cute where I was like, you know what?
Not everybody wants to play with you.
And he's like, but he's my brother. He's
my brother.
>> He ain't heavy.
>> You could tell that he was like, "No, he
looks like me, though. This is my dog."
So, yeah, Coconut was a good sport.
>> That's good. At least at least it was a
good sport. Hey,
>> hey, I'm back. Uh, waiting on uploads.
Uh, Rue just turned one on Friday.
>> Happy birthday, Rue.
>> And she just started her first heat on
Friday.
>> Oh, is she a track runner?
>> Not fun.
>> Yeah. So,
>> yeah.
>> I've never had a female dog before. This
has been an experience.
>> Now, are you
do you have to get through that a couple
of times before
>> for large breed dogs? It's recommended
twice for the cancer and the hips and
all that stuff. We're just we're just
going to do once. We're I'm not doing
this again.
>> Yeah.
>> Give her the full one one full cycle and
then it's it's done cuz this is this is
stupid.
>> This is why you have boy dogs.
>> I Well, yeah. Or you know, you got to
wait it out. We were um
>> I I am lucky in that she's wearing the
diapers well. Like she's not fighting me
over the diapers and things like that.
So she's she's kind of resigned. She's
like puts her head down and just kind of
stands there and lets me put it on.
>> She gets really excited when I go to
take it off cuz it means we're going
outside. But yeah, it's been
>> I un unless you're just begging for
punishment. This is not recommended.
>> I remember being at on like a a trail.
This is with Otis, my my my former dog.
And um it was we did it often enough
that he knew our route and he was okay
off leash. other people. You weren't
really supposed to do that, but he was
always fine off leash and other people
had their dogs off leash and you know,
they would just sort of run around, but
he was essentially on the trail with me.
And we came across a Doberman actually,
like beautiful dog and like a family and
um you know, so it's like mom, dad,
little kids. And we're like, "Oh, hi. My
dog's friendly." And they're like, "My
dog is too." And so, you know, Otis is
is very excited about this dog. And
finally, you know, he's kind of like,
I'm really excited, you know, in that
way. And uh they're like, oh no, she's
in heat.
>> Oh no.
>> Oh no. And I'm like, well, he's fixed.
Yeah. So, I mean, we're not making
puppies here today. But also, why are
you here?
>> Why did you not say that earlier?
>> Yeah. Like, why are you here? It it
didn't make a lot of sense to me, but at
the same time, nothing bad happened.
>> Yeah,
>> that's good.
>> He was just like, "Wow, you're very
pretty."
>> Uh, well, we have been uh in the finals
of the tech tournament
uh since last week, I guess, right? Is
it time to declare a winner? Oh,
between flash memory and hard disk
drive.
And
>> I mean, sure.
>> Do you have a prediction?
>> Yep. Um,
>> I'm going to go with a sentimental
choice knowing knowing the audience we
have.
>> You think hard disk pulled pulled ahead?
>> Yeah. There's there's something about
getting 24 terabytes on a platter. You
know what I mean? Like there's just
Yeah, maybe that's what Rex 8 24
terabytes on a platter.
>> My god.
>> Uh, what about you, Sarah? Flash memory
or hard disk drive? Which one do you
think pulls ahead?
>> Hard disc drive?
>> Yeah, you're both hard dis drive. Okay.
Well,
>> nothing against you. Flash memory.
>> Yeah. No, no, I prefer flash memory now.
It's just overall
>> I'm going I'm going with the the old
sturdy.
>> The old sturdy. You think the audience
is like, "No, no, no. The old the old
ways are best."
>> Sadly, no. 56% voted for flash memory.
>> Oh, man. Wow.
>> The greatest
storage format of all time is flash
memory.
>> I'm going to have
>> Congratulations.
>> Disagree.
>> I mean, you can disagree all you want,
but scoreboard.
>> Congratulations, Flash Memory.
>> Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. You're the winner.
>> Look under your chair for the for the
car.
>> A new car. So, now we got to figure out
a new tournament idea. What's our What's
our next
>> How about we have Sarah here? Maybe
she's got a good tournament idea.
>> You got any tournament ideas?
>> Well, uh I mean, so it's it's you know
what's the best thing of this category?
>> That's usually what we've done. Uh it
does
>> What have we done? What have we done in
the past?
>> Yeah. Let me uh let me get back to the
let me get back to that list and we can
we can look at the previous tournaments.
>> And Tom, after one day of good upload
speeds to Substack and Patreon, we have
returned back to the slow pace.
>> I'm sorry to hear that. All right,
Tournament of Techports, Tournament of
Pies, Legends of Everything, Best Sci-Fi
Tech, and Favorite Tech Store. And I
have to say, as much as I enjoyed The
Tournament of Pies, the ports and the
storage have been the most popular of
the ones we've done.
>> People do like to vote on something like
you can wrap your hands around, I guess
you could wrap your hand around a pie,
but technology that you can
I mean, not for long now if it's in
front of me, but yeah. So, ports and
storage have been very good. Sci-fi tech
was all right, but
>> it was fun. Didn't didn't get a turnout
we were hoping for.
>> Legends of Everything was just too
silly. Pies was just some people were
like, "Yeah, I don't care."
>> I mean, what about what about something
like
best smart home appliance? Oo, that's
good.
>> That is good.
>> Yeah,
>> because that you know that could be
anything, right?
>> Yeah.
>> Vacuum, refrigerator, smart bulbs.
>> Yeah. Yeah. What's What's the
>> smart TV?
>> What's the best thing?
>> Basically, what what do you want to be
smart in your home? Like, is it light
bulbs? Is that it? Is that the only
smart thing? Is it plugs? Or is it a
refrigerator? Is it a Do you want your
dishwasher to be smart?
>> Yeah,
>> I like that. That's good.
>> My new uh dishwasher, which we will be
reviewing on an upcoming episode of Live
with It. Um
>> All right. How's that going?
>> It's It's It hasn't been taken out of
its packaging yet. Uh because yesterday
was a doozy, but um but it will be
today. Um
>> it's not it's not a smart dishwasher.
Um, but it is so that wouldn't actually
be part of this category, but but you
know, my June oven, my you know, Echo
Show, that's that that's that definitely
applies. Um, anything that connects to
the internet really is is fair game. I
have we re a few years ago, I guess it's
been like five, six, eight years now. We
replaced all the all four appliances in
the kitchen, the refrigerator, the the
microwave, the stove, and the
dishwasher. We got them all to match.
They're all smart in one way or the
other. They all connect through the LG
app. Um, except for the dishwasher. We
could never I can never get it to
connect. And the the thing it wants me
to do is to go in the back and unplug it
and plug it back in.
Do you know how hard it is to pull a
dishwasher out?
>> Yeah, that doesn't sound fun. That's a
thing you never want to do.
>> I've tried doing the circuit breaker and
that doesn't work. So, it wants me to
actually go in in the back and pull it
out and then hit like a reset button or
something on the back of the dish
dishwasher. I'm like, that's not that
that's just never going to get
connected.
>> Yeah. I tried to uh hook up my LG um
laundry machine to the Wi-Fi and it just
wouldn't do it. It was one of those old
style where like, "Okay, switch your
phone to connect to the LG Wi-Fi and
then tell that what your Wi-Fi is." And
it just wouldn't it wouldn't do it. So,
I gave up. I was like, "Forget it. I
don't need my laundry.
>> I don't need a notification that my
dryer is done. It's fine. I can I can
live in the past." Tom, you don't have
you don't live in a house with five
people. It's important to get a
notification right now.
>> I know it's important. I'm just resigned
to the fact that I'm like, well, it's
just not going to connect. Forget it.
>> I mean, mine just does like a
>> Mine does.
>> Yeah, I think maybe mine is a little bit
more singong, but I remember I had a
friend over one night and he was like,
"What is that?" And I'm like, "Oh, my
dryer is done."
>> Yeah.
>> Is it that weird? He's like, I didn't
know what it was.
>> It sounded really weird. Smart speakers.
Um, also, you know, that's
>> that's a category. I am currently I have
two Sonos ones that are, you know,
they're they're getting a little long in
the tooth at this point. And they both
had to be redone. when I updated my
Wi-Fi, it was it's very long story, but
uh the one I have one in um my living
room and one in my bedroom and you know,
for the most part, and I've got I've got
Ziggy here, which is my Echo um
>> studio. Um,
but uh the one in my bedroom just keeps
going offline.
>> And then when I hard reset it, it's
like, "Yep, I'm back."
>> And then it just and then I'm fine for a
few months. And the thing is is the
bedroom speaker is great in the morning
where you're kind of like, "Okay, I'm
waking up, but like
>> I'm just going to lay here for a minute.
you know, hey, you know who, you know,
play me my news brief, you know, just to
sort of like know what's going on in the
world. That's that's kind of what I use
use it for. I don't really use it for
anything else, but just sort of warning
stuff and alarms also. And it just keeps
dying, but then it keeps coming back to
life. So, I'm like, you're not actually
dead. You're mostly dead.
>> You're only mostly dead,
>> but you're not dead dead. So, I'm g I'm
gonna keep reviving you until you're
actually dead,
>> which is to bluff.
>> Yeah. Right.
>> Uh, okay. Smart home appliance is a good
one. Uh, we have a dock of other ideas
that I I I've forgotten that Thor and
Ryan suggested communication methods as
a tournament like telegraph, ham radio,
>> and string,
>> telephone.
Best worst product names was submitted
by Mad Marv.
>> I think you just go with worst.
>> Yeah, he he was basically like you could
do best or worst. You you wouldn't do
them both in the same
>> like what what's the worst product name?
>> Uh messaging is a good one from Thor uh
which is based on an idea from Tom Gian
Vtorio uh Captain Jack. Um and then uh
Howard just suggested epic fail product
launches as well.
So, we got some good ones in here. Uh, I
like the smart home appliances one, too.
That's a really good one. We've got a
nice little list going. That's the the
the best thing about smart home
appliances and messaging is we have a
nice list of good candidates for the
tournament. So, that that gives them a
leg up. But yeah, we'll uh I don't know.
We'll decide by next week. So, if
anybody wants to weigh in on these, uh
if you got some smart home appliance
ideas for the tournament, let me know.
We've got one, two, three, four, five,
seven. So far, we're almost halfway
there to the 16. Dishwasher, light bulb,
electric plug, refrigerator, oven,
laundry, smart speakers.
What am I? There's got to be some
obvious ones we're missing here.
Smart speakers.
Oh, um, door lock. Door lock. Automatic
lock. Oh, yeah. Mhm.
>> Smart plugs, doorbell,
security camera, or just camera.
>> I'm just trying to think of all the
little things.
>> Oh, well, you got you got uh
environmental sensors like CO2 sensors
and and fire alarms, water sensors,
freeze warning sensors,
>> water uh
>> Yeah. Are those one?
>> I mean, they all come in different
variations of different packaging.
Therefore, but um or thereof. Yeah,
thereof. But
>> actually, I I would put environmental
sensors as like a category though. Like
that's
>> But I think um like a uh a smart um
smoke alarm
is is a separate one, don't you think?
>> Uh well, yeah, usually I see that with
smoke alarm and CO2. Yeah, smoke alarm
CO2 are in California anyway required to
be the same thing.
>> One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine. That's 12.
>> Yeah.
Can we squeeze four more out?
>> I don't know. Air purifier.
>> I do have I do have a smart air
>> and I have a smart garage door opener.
>> Well, there you go.
>> I'm that guy. Robot vacuum. That's a
good one. G. James B.
>> I do not have a smart one of those.
>> Sarah does.
>> Dumb.
>> Um, mine is it's it's jugging along.
It's it's been
>> robo rock and rolling.
>> It's robo rock and rolling. Yeah. I
mean, it it gets caught in weird corners
sometimes where I'm like, "Dude,
why?" You know,
>> what is your problem?
>> Yeah. Like can I like it's all I can do
not to just be like kick it out of the
way cuz it's like don't be rude. Don't
be rude.
>> Put it in a other place but then it'll
just go back to the corner. I'm like
what is wrong with you? Why aren't you
learning? You should
>> you didn't clean that corner with
enzyme.
>> Yeah.
>> It keeps going back to it.
>> Yeah. The robo rock is like drawn to it.
>> Um Tommy, do you have a AV device like a
a Hue sync?
So like something Phil Phillips Hue
lights
>> well it it syncs between the lights and
in your environment so it can like set
up different things but yeah
>> I mean that that one won't get it out of
the first round but we need 16. So
>> well I I was hoping that me saying that
would spark something better but
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> I have a smart network that ties into my
smart home.
>> Sure.
Got to have some boundaries, right?
>> All All the lights turn turn red if the
internet goes out.
>> Yeah, that's the that's the sync thing.
Okay, that that that's good. All right,
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dailytechneow.com.
Uh thank you all for hanging out with
us. We had a lovely time with you as
well. We'll be back with DTNS Live
tomorrow at 2 PM Eastern. Molly Wood
will be joining us.
to talk about whether you need that new
device or not.
>> No,
>> the answer is yes.
>> Oh, see, we already have a question.
>> See you later, everybody. Bye
>> bye.