Three Idiots VS Minecraft HARDCORE

Hey, anybody else cool? >> Hey. Hey, fellas. Fellas, fellas, look up. Look up where I'm looking, but like turn around so I can get this like sick [music] YouTuber camera. >> What? What? No. What the [ __ ] is your skin? Are you Are you ninja? What is this? >> Oh my god. Wait. And they're fighting. [music] >> Beat the [ __ ] out of you, bro. Now you smacked me first, bro. >> All right, guys. Can I just do my YouTuber intro, man, for Minecraft? >> You can do YouTube intro. >> What's going on, gamers? [music] Welcome back to Minecraft Hardcore, where three idiots that have never played Minecraft are going to attempt the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Finishing the game [music] with one life. Even if one of us dies, the series will persist until all of us are dead. >> What happens if one of us dies right now, though? >> Then it's over. And then [screaming] I think he died. [laughter] DAMN. ANY ANY KNOWLEDGE I HAD ABOUT this game years ago, I do not remember. So, you have to like guide us through like 90% of this stuff. Like, you got to tell us what to do. >> Dude, I I spawned on the highest tree possible, and there's no safe way [laughter] down. >> I'm right here, bro. Just jump into my loving arms. See me? >> I'm You know what? I'm just going to dig through the tree. That way, I get wood. Um, so yeah, I don't know how much you guys know or don't know, but like you're going to want to get tree wood and then we'll get [music] some tools. >> Oh, tree wood. I thought we were going to get rockwood. Stupid. All right. What is all [music] of our experience with Minecraft? Have any of us ever beaten the ender dragon? >> I built many houses and I've survived days. >> Technically, I beat the Ender Dragon because I had Dragon Ball powers. >> Well, that that >> So, he hasn't actually beat the Ender Dragon yet. >> I was going to say, >> All right. Do we have an idea of where we're going to like, you know, build a >> establish base? Honestly, no. I [music] mean, we could do it here. Jungle, I I will say it's a little >> I think we just got to move, bro. >> Yeah. [ __ ] this place. That's what I'm thinking, too. >> Yeah. I think we just got to like set out on an adventure, bro. Like >> we got to blaze those trails. I just want to say that this is the month of Minecraft on my channel. So like for one month, we're doing nothing but 3DS Minecraft recordings. >> So So it's singular episode. [laughter] >> No, it's the month of Minecraft, dude. >> Trying to take mom so bad. >> I [laughter] I actually No, never mind. I want the month of Mayhem as that's happening to be me doing mom as well, but it's month of Minecraft. That is a genius idea. Yo, Dion, let's drop a t-shirt collab that says two moms. >> Got a We We got a problem, bro. We got we got an issue. >> What's the problem? Where's Zeon? >> We need to find a wool, bro. We need to get a bed going. >> Why? We need to sleep, bro. Like, I'm literally just going to have to live in my own town cuz I'm not staying in this buckass forest for the rest of my life, bro. >> I ain't going to lie to you. Did you find a village or something, Dion? >> Where the hell did you guys go? Uh, you can find us, bro. That bar if you just spin around, bro. Wait until you find my color, bro. >> Oh, the problem though is if it becomes nighttime, we are going to die. >> I'm sorry, little ducky. in this world. I'm not plant-based. >> Actually, you know what? I'm going to have that be my side quest. I'm going to see if I can survive by not eating any animals, bro. >> All right, man. >> I mean, you technically can do that. You can make bread. You can make hella bread. What are you going to do at night? Like, real question. >> Probably just mine. Yeah, like we don't have to play it too dangerous, man. We could also craft. >> I ain't going to lie. I might get cooked here. >> Um, don't die. >> What is this? I found whatever the [ __ ] this is. >> This is worthless. >> Ry, are you in a hole? He He did go in a hole. Oh [ __ ] rhyme. You found coal and you're mining copper. Yeah. Okay, we're done. >> As much as I hate for these beautiful cows and stuff to get killed, I do think it'd be best to set up our our camp where all these animals are probably. >> Yeah. I mean, I appreciate even though you're doing your side quest, thank you for looking out cuz I'm building a slaughter house. >> All right, permission to start the building, bro. >> Hey, get building, Dion. >> Hey, what do we do for food? Do we have a food source? >> Uh, we live next to the river, man. We hunt for fish and we wrangle up these cows. Ah, I just got to remember the button. What's the button to bring up that menu where I can like put the things on the thing or whatever? [laughter] We We ain't going nowhere with this Minecraft, man. >> Yeah, we not doing I told you. >> Uh the night night's fallen, Dion. How's that How's that basic house looking? [music] Cuz I would like to start like a mine or something. >> All right, this is this is just for night one, guys. It's going to be real basic if we survive night one. >> I'm not even using I know I could open this book, but I'm going to remember how to build a goddamn fence post if it's the last thing that I ever do. I I just know a skeleton about to pull up and just shoot me. Uh, drill me in the eye with this uh bow. You >> like this? I'm a [ __ ] genius. I knew I would figure it out. >> Do when he does something that literally grade schoolers do. [laughter] >> Yeah, but grade schoolers probably look up Tobuscus guides and [ __ ] man. I did that all on my lonesome. The hell was that? Bro, something just hissed like it's never hissed before. Oh. Oh, >> I'm getting attacked by a spider. Do back me up. [laughter] >> Bro, not dog. Not like this. >> I'm cutting the grass in front of him. Dion. First boss defeated. >> I Bro, I'm not going to lie. I got nervous when I popped him. I'm like, please, not like this, man. >> Um, I'm not doing this right, but I kind of just want to guarantee a food source in case people are wondering like, why the [ __ ] is he trying to do this without seeds? [screaming] >> Oh, Dion almost died. Dion almost got taken out. Dion, please, bro. We just need a square, bro. Like, make a square and I'll be so happy. >> Bro, what you mean, bro? This is kind of squarey already. >> Like, let's get inside, bro. >> Bro, I I found an underwater cavern. >> Ryan, get out of You're not prepped for an underwater cavern. >> This is my house. It's in my house. There's got to be mold here because it's my house. We're We're living apart in a world that can easily tear us aunder. >> Aunder. I want to come to you guys underground, but I'm Dion. >> Somebody's soliciting outside of our doors. >> Hey, Dion, I'm going to fry us up some pork chops. Feel free to take any if you need some. I know you're on your vegan [ __ ] but like, you know, not everybody starts vegan. >> Hey, I don't mean to get stereotypical, but Oh, I meant to eat that, but [laughter] I took out a junk of watermelon and slap Donald in the face with it on accident. >> Where are you guys? Okay. I I want to see I want to see orange. >> Well, cuz we're overlapping. We're right on top of each other kind of. >> All right. Well, we have food. We have shelter. We got away from I I even have some pigs outside that I wrangled. Uh so what? Yeah. Once the sun comes up, I'll like teach him and feed them and [music] give them all that. Oh, D on the wooden flooring. >> Come on now. >> Hey, do we do we know if it's daytime yet or no? >> It's definitely not. >> Damn. How deep are you into the cavern, bro? really don't even know what day it is. >> I'm trying to like strip mine towards you guys. >> You're strip mining. Oh. Oh, I can hear the walking dead run above me. >> Uh do uh can I can I bum some stone off of you, bro? Like cuz when I destroy the stone, I don't get stone. Double that. >> No problem. I mean, you're using a stick. Uh but I got you, man. >> Oh, I can see your names. I can see your names. I'm almost there. >> Yeah, just just go into the house, bro. We're down the cave. We need to find like a cave system or just some diamonds [music] like something like that. >> I can see your like I can see I can like smell you guys. >> We need iron. I need to make a shield. Once I get a shield, I'll start acting a little more dangerously. But with the [music] sun up, I'm making my first adventure out. All right, creeper. Time to do battle. >> Oh. Oh. Oh my god. I'm so bad at Minecraft PvP. >> Fighting actual creeper. Oh, I thought there was a second creeper. >> I found coal, boys. >> Hey, we need some more coal. >> And where there's coals, there could be diamonds. >> The worst thing about Minecraft is when a skeleton that would normally be burning up just chills out in the shade of a giant sun, man. >> [ __ ] behavior, bro. Get out here and burn. Don't you just wait there, bro? Oh. Oh, he's trying to put it between the eye. Yeah. Welcome to the sunlight. Yeah. Two and a half hearts for one arrow. Oh, crisscross applesauce, [ __ ] Going in for the picture maneuver. Me in the sun. Tag teaming. Is this safe? >> Yeah, there's nothing up here anymore. Yo, what are you doing? Do you know, [laughter] bro? >> I'm still strip mining over. >> You don't have to strip mine. You can come up now. >> Think for me, do >> what? Where are you, bro? You're Ryan, you're literally below the most peaceful area of all time. >> I can see light. >> Hey, how far does this [ __ ] mine go, bro? That's mine all the way across. Damn, you guys got a little NICE LITTLE SETUP. NO, NO, NO. She'll Oh, I thought you were about to slay my pigs, bro. We're trying to breed these things. >> Do I got a challenge for you, bro? >> I don't know how you'll do it, >> but like, pick one pig, bro, that you don't kill. You You You can eat all the other ones. >> Oh, brother. Nah, Trust me. I got us. I got I'm about to get a nice little wheat farm growing. >> We need that wheat farm. That would be so sick. We got to like iron down the property, though. Like, let's create a giant wall. >> You sound like somebody. >> It'll be the greatest wall you've ever seen. I never like the three idiots. They were always [laughter] more of a shenanig kind of guy. >> Guys, I just heard a [ __ ] dragon. >> I'm pretty sure you did not hear a dragon. [laughter] >> If we look up there actually is the ender dragon came here early. >> Uh Yako, please. Like what? I don't know what the [ __ ] that was. Surely it wasn't a dragon, but I heard what was akin to a dragon. I've never heard that sound in Minecraft in my life. >> Uh Ryan, Ryan, real quick, can you come help me? Can you come help me? >> Yeah. >> Can you come help me like right now? Like they're not going to wait very long. >> Like right now. I I I visually see you not coming over here. >> Hey, I'm on my way. I'm on my way, bro. >> I need you to uh just like build a wall two blocks high around these chickens. >> This guy can't stop with this [ __ ] wall. >> Uh >> need some chicken space. >> Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know how to make how to make a wall. >> Just blocks. Okay, >> now the vegans aren't going to like the condition these animals are kept in, but I'm going to put free range on the meat anyway. >> What the [ __ ] is this, man? >> Just these poor guys. >> Well, Dion, I'm going to force them to breed, bro. And that just look away, man. >> Yeah, chicken sacks. >> Yeah, chicky baby. >> I'm going to let y'all do your thing, man. I'll be over here. >> Wait, it's been long enough. I need to build a sky base. >> Ryan, please. What if you fall and die? >> What? I Does that sound like me? Yes. Hey, uh do I have to kill the sheep to take its wool or can I just like get it wool >> if you build shears if if shears are too iron? Uh and yeah, then you could shear it if you want. Or you can kill it. That could happen. >> I'll be finding my shears. >> Hey, does any any chickens in here want to have sex? >> What did he say? >> I need to get back home. Hold up. I've strayed a little far from home. No, Spidey. >> Wait, bars? >> Yeah. What up? Uh, how much you like me, bro? I got a surprise just for you. >> Oh, no. Is this going to be lame? >> No, bro. If it is, I'll kill myself in front of you. >> All right. What's up? >> You got to close that door, bro. >> Got you. >> Yeah. >> Look, look, look, look at us, bro. Look at us, bro. Look at us. >> Oh, yeah. I did find iron. I forgot I already found iron. Do we have a uh like a furnace to smelt this [ __ ] or what? >> Yeah, right. Right to your left, >> son. Oh, I thought this was just to cook food. >> We're not beating the [ __ ] hardcore game, man. >> All right. When the night falls, that's when the true miners come out. >> Whoa. Whoa. >> Oh, guys. This is not This is not Oh, I I don't What's the saying, bro? Like, this is real. This is not just a drill, bro. This is real. >> Wait, you found diamonds? No. >> The [ __ ] was that? >> Uh, they're right outside our house, breathing down our house. What's up? >> Yeah, I can hear him breathing. What did you find? >> I found a cave system. A naturally forming cave system. >> Yeah, I'm different. [music] You need backup. >> Play it safe, Dion. I don't want to lose any friends. >> Oh, hey, bro. I did not realize that there was a Yo, I COULD HAVE DIED. >> OH, there's a creeper here. What's up, buddy? >> Oh, I just hit the coal motherload, dude. Yes. >> No, you get away from him. Leave him alone. >> I didn't I didn't, bro. I was I was I was handling that, bro. >> Hey, remember torch it up. Oh. Oh, we're under attack. Never know what do if that's a good or a bad thing when he's supposed to act on. >> There is a arrow up your ass. >> There is. Okay. So, it was a skeleton. >> Yeah. I just know I'm about to walk off and just break my ankle. I just sensed it. >> Damn. He made it pass by. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. Panic. Panic. I need help. I need help. I need help badly. I need help badly. >> I mean, rhyme, are you near? >> Help. Help me now, dude. Help me. What did you do? >> Help me. >> I'm on my way. I'm on my way. >> What happened? >> He's got me. >> No, but help him. >> Are you about to die? >> I NEED HELP NOW. >> I'M RUNNING to you, Donald. Run. Keep running. Keep running. >> I got him. I got him. I got I I I have four hearts. Okay, that's my That's my time to get the [ __ ] out of here. I'll see you guys in the morning. I'll see you guys in the morning when I am less scared of death. Good night, y'all. >> That was That was one guy, bro. >> Yep. I got one guide and I'm I'm good on that. >> I want to leave a marker so we know how to so we know the spot to leave. >> We just leave me. You left me. >> I'm still here. It'll be the spot with three torches above it. All right. Cook up some iron. That should be pretty good. Just waiting on food. >> Hey. Hey. Hey. Look what I got for us, bro. Look what I got for us. Bam. >> What you got? >> Some more iron. >> All right. First priority is getting all of us. Uh I mean, I guess we should get Dion a shield. Dion, do you have a shield yet? >> I do not. Okay, we get Dion a shield. Then we give all of us armor. It sounds like something that will just get in my way. >> Is it safe to go outside? >> Is it daytime? If it's daytime, I'll start building a wall around our place. All right, let's see if these chickens want to have sex yet. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Get off, fellas. >> Ooh. Okay. I don't know if this the same cave system that you that we were in before and just like a different entrance, but I am in the cave system. >> I'm playing this like really fearful for some reason. >> I mean, it's hardcore, bro. Yeah, it's going to be real awkward when you die in your own video and then it's from me and Dion. >> Yeah, but like do I really need to like fence the entire house? Like this seems like it's valid, bro. Stop doubting yourself, bro. I'm sick of this. Are you D O Doya or you do Odoya? >> Oh, he's speaking to me. >> Look at that. [music] Look at that. >> All right, once night falls, I'll go back to the cave and finally [music] be brave cuz we need that armor. >> Look at that. We got Bro, look at this. Look at this, bro. Oh, we going We're never going to be hungry, >> honestly. Like, like we got chickens. We got pigs. Oops. Speak for yourself. We got wheat. Start planting [music] me some goddamn fruit. >> Yo, this is a nice little Look at this. Look at this little crib, bro. >> I know, right? Like, we really got something going on, bro. And not a lot of people would admit that. >> My My favorite is how you didn't keep it asymmetrical at all. >> No different kinds of wood. >> Yeah. I mean, it's a beautiful place to live, bro. >> But, you know what? Yeah. I mean, we don't we don't need much. More men and they say men can't decorate. >> Fine. What the [ __ ] are you doing? Oh, I see >> a moat, bro. >> Yeah, moat. I mean, that's We need a moat. >> Oh, look at that. Now it's asymmetrical. Oh, it looks like an actual man cave, bro. To the doubters that said we wouldn't survive like four nights. You're wrong. Anybody who thought that busy playing Fortnite, bro, cuz we going to last four nights. I like your girl cuz I got four types. [music] She a vampire cuz she bit me and left four bites. Oh, >> I'm high as [ __ ] It's like I'm attached to four tights. Y'all sitting here pressing the watch button, but I need four likes. >> A little bit more than that would also be appreciated. Who Who edited the the castleification of our house? >> That was me, bro. [laughter] >> This is this [ __ ] not tough enough. >> Symmetrical, bro. >> Hey, I'm making our bedrooms, too, right now. They're basement rooms. >> Oh, we got basement room. Damn. We [ __ ] really with the bachelor life. >> Yeah. Okay, come on out. Cuz cuz I looked at the top and I I kind of want our house to be low-key. Our shit's going to be like a bunker. >> All right. Um Dion, do you have your shield yet? >> I do. I picked it up. [ __ ] it. >> Uh I feel like we should just do All right. Well, you made this. >> I did. My bad. I I thought you'd sign off on it really quick, Dion. I'm dropping off your iron pickaxe for you. >> Hey, do we have like a food source? >> We do. We have our chickens. Um they're slow growers, but you can breed them. >> Do we have anything cooked? >> Uh no. No. Let's see. Oh. Oh [ __ ] Run. Hurry. [laughter] Hurry. [screaming] THEY'RE IN THE HOUSE. THE GUY IS LEAKS. NO. They're jumping me. THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME. >> I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. >> No. >> Okay. >> D. Are you good? >> Barely. Bro, they got opening the door [laughter] for the long. They open. Did you open the door? >> I I paniced cuz I was trying to close it, BUT YOU HAD ALREADY CLOSED IT. SO, I OPENED AND THEY WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND THEN eating you. [laughter] >> I thought they and I went out to feed the [ __ ] choo. [gasps] Oh, no. [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] that, dude. I'm good, bro. The great the the start panicking. [laughter] >> The great fence is not finished yet. And they found the [ __ ] opening and ran through, man. I [laughter] went to feed the chicken and bolt it at me, bro. One of them had a little shovel. He started clapping my [ __ ] with that. [laughter] No, that [ __ ] took all my confidence away, man. >> Oh my god. Yo, I'm [ __ ] crying. I'm [ __ ] crying for that one. >> Hey, W man's Dion, bro. Like, he jumped in action, bro. Heard [ __ ] with a ride. Hey, just like I told you in real life, bro, if I see one of y'all getting jumped, bro, you not getting jumped, bro. I thought they opened the door, bro. Like, it looked like they just [laughter] said, "Nah, bro. We know how that [ __ ] works." >> They threw that [ __ ] to the side and chased me down 17 flights of stairs. >> What is all that down there? >> Oh, what? >> Down there. >> I almost split myself open on a stagmite. [laughter] You know the Patrick image where he sat on the hook and moans? That would have been me. >> All right. Why did he moan? It's actually this. Let me see. >> Oh, he didn't see me. >> What is it? >> Skeleton, >> you good? >> Yeah, I'll be fine for now. I don't think he can get to me, but he was where I wanted to be, so it's a little annoying. The more the more we tame this place, the safer it'll be to just get in, get some materials, and get out and slowly push it out. >> Where was that? Where was that monster at? >> Uh, I I don't think you'll run into him naturally. He was pretty Oh, out of the shadow. I was like [ __ ] vengeance, bro. He actually attacked me like the dark knight. Um, I do need to I need to leave, bro. Like this. Like what am I doing down here? Another sobering reminder that I'm being too brave. I take like I don't know if you guys have gotten hit yet, but you take so much damage. >> I have gotten hit. Yeah. >> [ __ ] like four hearts for one slap. All right, I'm going up. I'm going to eat. Man, we could like if you want adventure out and here, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, I'm a little too injured, bro. Adventure out and feed those chickens for me. >> They made little ones. Yeah, if you feed them, they'll [ __ ] we're we're dos. >> The great fence is complete. I would like to raise it another level. I would also like to torch out a bigger perimeter. But as far as ground fleets go, we are completely safe, I think. Man, I'm starving. We're going to have to kill some of these little chickens soon. >> Hey, no, we have we have bread. We have bread, bro. We have bread. We have a lot of wheat. >> Hey, hey, what a what a nice weed farm, bro. Actually, here, I'll run back and get some bone meal. We say, "Yeah, we can we can bone meal it up and then replant it." >> Salmon, I judge you guilty. Beautiful house, man. Man, they were not ready for Minecraft Monday to be such a roaring success. >> [ __ ] Went from month of Minecraft to one Monday. >> Hey, uh, do how do we make bread again? >> Uh, three wheat in a row. >> Yo, can I really not jump over this? I got to take the door. >> Holy [ __ ] [laughter] You scared the [ __ ] out of me, Dion. >> Just got me, though. >> I thought that was an enemy attack, man. I don't when he sees a black guy. Wait, I can make shears now. [ __ ] Where did you come from? Guys, I think I just birthed a chick. Did you? I think so. >> Hey, where'd he come from? >> Hey, is that is that your guy? >> Yeah, it's my little guy. He's my pet. >> Did we name him? >> Yeah. What's his name, Dion? >> Does his name just pet? >> Imagine they put him mimics in Minecraft. Like that [ __ ] would actually [ __ ] my hole. >> What? >> Processing him up. >> He would [ __ ] your hole. >> Probably would [ __ ] my holes. >> There you go. We homies now. or what? Yeah, man. This [ __ ] just ate my food and left. Get your stupid [ __ ] ass back down here. You're my friend. >> I feel like Josh Peek, bro. Like, where's the door? How do I leave this? How do I leave the fence? >> Uh, there's like tiny little gates. >> I'm aware of that. >> Some of the gates, if you right click them, they open, bro. But you got to like, if it doesn't have a bottom, if it looks like it being held up, that means >> I know what a gate looks like. I'm saying I don't know where it is. [ __ ] explaining the [ __ ] inner mechanisms of a doorork knob to me right now. >> Damn Dion, your room nice as hell. You got like wooden walls and [ __ ] >> Uh yeah, like the rest of the house. >> Yeah, but we don't have rooms, bro. Like for how much? 34 and Oh, 43 and cooking. Hey, we about to get kitted out, y'all. Well, guys, that was our first week on hardcore survival Minecraft. So far so good. GET OUT OF HERE. GET INSIDE. [laughter] GET THE [ __ ] RIGHT NOW, DEAR. GET THE [ __ ] GET INSIDE. >> WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? >> I told you I heard a dragon. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, let me explain. Those are phantoms. They spawn in whenever you don't sleep for more than like a couple days in a row. So, next week, we really need to get us some beds, bro. Like, that cannot be happening. >> Well, how do we how do we Aren't they going to just beat it the whole time? >> Well, not maybe not in the daytime. No. >> How are we all supposed to sleep, bro? >> We can't. All right. Next week, we're going to try and get some wool so that doesn't happen. >> We'll see y'all [music] then. Bye.