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Man, I hope we finish [music] this franchise on a high note. >> Yep. >> Oh, I would shoot myself >> in that traffic. >> Hell yeah. [music] [laughter] direct in traffic. Do they know who they're sitting here in the presence of? >> What if he just really wants to do that and get paid to do it? >> Like he's having the time of his life. [screaming] >> I didn't tell YOU TO GO. GOD DAMN. [laughter] >> LADIES, you just did THE 81 COLOR SUPREME. I need to see your license and registration, BROTHER. YOU OKAY? You cool? [laughter] >> What? All cuz he was just vibing too hard. >> No, that was just hilarious cuz like the women in the car, he was like yelling at him and then the dude in the car like beating the music. He's like, "You cool?" [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> This is [ __ ] You know who I am. My family owns half of Rodeo Drive. >> I want a lawyer. You need a personal trainer. This license says 180 lbs. Weigh more than a damn car. Girl, >> I have a thyroid condition. WELL, STOP EATING THYROID. >> [ __ ] >> LEE, we are on for tonight. I just picked up two girls who want to play hide the little Asian policeman. [laughter] >> You're mad because of what happened when we was in New York. >> I don't want to talk about that. >> It was 3 years ago. When you going to let it go? >> Isabella was my girlfriend. >> Who's this Isabella? >> That girl. >> Oh, yeah. My mom says hi. Yeah. What the heck? >> My mom says hi. >> Sorry. I thought they had some adventures I didn't know about, which I'm sure they have. >> It was cuz that was his girlfriend. They only did like the little kiss. I didn't know it was a girlfriend. >> Well, I guess that's what I'm saying. I didn't realize. >> The Chinese triads now have half a million members in over 100 countries. We must cut off the head of this snake. I haven't entrusted my good friend, Ambassador Hong, to lead the fight against the largest criminal organization in the world. [applause] >> They're leading two different lives right now. [laughter] >> The Triad Society is on the roof. >> Nobody knows who these men are, who controls them, who leads them. After years of searching, I believe I finally located Shyishin. Shyin does not exist. With all due respect, sir, I like >> Uh-oh. >> That's honestly a horrible place to give a speech >> in a horrible time because >> you're the head of the World Criminal Court. >> He was given information like right in the middle. Like that was damn near bound to happen eventually, right? This dude right here. [laughter] >> World Criminal Court building. The Chinese ambassador has been shot. >> Chinese ambassador, move your asses over. [music] >> Hey, this dude's slick, too. Oh my gosh. >> Crazy. >> He's wrong for that. >> What are you doing? >> Yeah. He tried to turn him into flap Jackie Chan, didn't he? [screaming] >> That's you. >> I'm like, babe, you should have went that way. [laughter] >> Just scaling walls. Please, I'm coming. Lee, [laughter] >> slide. Slide. >> In the bloopers, do you think he's going to miss the slide? >> Yeah. And hit his chin. >> Hello, Lee. >> Who are you? >> Mario. >> No. No. >> Damn. Who is this person? >> Who's this? >> I think we both know that's not going to happen. >> Oh my. You almost got that girl. >> That was close. Lee, >> you okay? Lee, I almost killed your ass. WHY YOU DIDN'T MOVE? >> I'd like for you to meet our dates for this evening. Marsha and Zoe family. >> I wonder which [laughter] >> I was going to say. I wonder which one Lee's getting. >> I need to see Ambassador Hunt. >> The Ambassador is just out of surgery. The bullet missed his heart. He's going to be okay. [sighs] >> You handcuffed two women and stole their car. Isn't that why we have insurance? >> Last month, you put six Iranians in jail for a week. >> You and I both know them Iranians was terrorists. >> They were scientists at UCLA. [laughter] >> The LAPD won't be leading this investigation. >> The ambassador is my responsibility. >> Well, then maybe you could tell me exactly how that shooter got away. The ambassador's daughter is coming to see her father right now. Make sure nothing happens to her. >> Don't worry, Captain. We're going to make you proud. I haven't seen her since she was 10 years old. >> Oh, she's going to be older. Me either. >> Let's go to the gift shop and get her a little teddy bear. >> She ain't a little teddy bear. >> It's been so long. >> So long. So young. So so young. >> How is he? >> He's out of surgery. >> Man, it wasn't your fault. He got sniped. Oh, I guess he's talking about the guy running away. >> I want you to find him because I don't think he'll stop until my father is dead. I need to hear you say it. >> Okay, I promise. >> And so do I. [laughter] Good thing we know who it is already. >> Two weeks ago, my father mailed me an envelope. He said if anything ever happened to him, I should give it to you. >> Where is it? >> I put it in my locker at the kung fu studio where I teach Chinatown. >> A She teaches at a kung fu studio. >> Yeah, >> she is so wholesome. >> Yeah, I'm glad to see that she's doing good. >> Go home, Ker. This is a business of China. >> Well, for your information, I'm part of Chinese now. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha. Earning two black belts and woou martial arts. I am half Chinese, baby. >> If you're half [laughter] Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You download that Snoopy. That's dope, ain't it? >> Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement. >> Has he really been doing martial arts or is he kidding? I don't know with him. >> All right, listen up. I NEED EVERYONE'S ATTENTION. I'M DETECTIVE CARTER. We need to see Suang's locker right now. >> No one's allowed in the back without the master's permission. Wait, Carter. >> Uh-oh. >> Hey, kids. Listen. Violence will solve nothing. >> Sorry. >> Okay, >> I don't know him. >> Let's just calm down and put this. >> Damn. >> I tried talking now. I'm about to beat the puby out of y'all. [laughter] >> Uhoh. >> Whoa. >> This dude is huge. Final boss. >> I thought this was the bathroom. Sorry. [laughter] >> I got a big problem, man. This boy's on steroids. >> I got a huge problem. >> You better sub in Lee. >> OH, DAMN. HE'S GOT A big foot. >> Let's get THE HELL OUT OF MY [laughter] MAN. Let me go. I don't want Chinese people. >> Wait. Oh, >> he [laughter] tossed the moon. >> I'm about to slice you up like a giant California roll. >> You better just run out the dojo is what you ought to do. >> Why are they getting so handled? [laughter] >> They need to separate or like create some space or something. [screaming and crying] >> That'd be fun if you could do that. Oh, >> he even answers to that guy. >> May I help you? >> Who are you? >> You? >> No, not me. You? >> Yes, I am. You >> are you deaf? >> No, you is blind. >> I'm not blind. You blind. >> That is what I just said. >> You? >> Yes. >> Not you. Him. What's your name? >> Me? >> Yes, you. >> I am me. It's me. >> And I'm you. >> And I'm about to nerd. >> Why does she work here? Or why did she go here? Yeah. Why isn't Lee handling this? [music] Let's go. I don't know what the hell you feeding him, but he is too damn big. >> Why do they always start with Carter getting nowhere and then Jackie Chan enters and is like handled >> and he just like acts normal? [laughter] Yeah, but sometimes you got to have Carter too though cuz sometimes Jackie Chan can't get it done. [laughter] >> Sometimes you need his like >> there's all the damn cops, >> you know, outlandish behavior. >> Where's security? >> They were called away. What's wrong? >> Oh, this ain't good. >> They're coming for him. >> What do we do? >> Move rooms like on the Godfather. >> Oh [ __ ] He looks serious, don't he? >> Mhm. >> Dang. Y'all were in the middle of it. >> DON'T MOVE. ROLL YOUR ASS CHEEKS OFF. [laughter] >> HEY, good acting by her. >> Don't move. Please throw me a gun. >> He's like so good at everything. But then he messed that up. >> And he's in the middle of a shoot on himself. He's like, "Hey, throw me a gun." >> Right. They are to shoot these people. I don't know why they're freaking put them at gunpoint and holding them. >> That was awesome. >> We put him in an arm bar. >> I got you on my back. [laughter] >> Oh yeah, she's a teacher. She's got some moves herself. >> Hey, that was fire though. >> I know. Daniel, >> bro, that was too cool. >> You almost got me killed, Lee. >> Y'all always almost get each other killed. >> What the hell is that? >> I think he's speaking French. >> What kind of speak French? Tell him [laughter] to stop playing around and talk right. >> Tell him stop playing around and talk right. >> You're Asian. Stop humiliating yourself. [laughter] >> YOU'RE ASIAN. SPEAK ENGLISH. [laughter] >> He's going to torture him. >> Sister, we appreciate you doing this. >> My pleasure. >> Please ask who sent him. >> Why is she interrogating? >> He says you're both making a big mistake. Use the N word. >> What the N word? [laughter] You tell this little mother. >> You tell this piece of sword that I would personally f word him up. >> [laughter] >> Did he say negro? >> He used the N word again, but this time he mentioned your grandmother. >> You tell him that his mama's a H. [laughter] >> Oh, we spelled with a W, >> right? W. And his grandmother's a two bit W who makes double cuz SHE GOT NO T. YOU TELL HIM I SAID THAT. [laughter] >> She's like, okay. He called this gentleman a word that means cat and another word that rhymes with maggot. >> What? [laughter] >> Well, you tell him. His aw. >> Oh, it's spelled with h. [laughter] >> English is so complicated. >> He says you both been marked for death like Han and the girl. >> Oh, sister. Turn your back. You don't want to see this. Who is that? How do we find him? Tell us right now. I'll cut your bees off and shove them in your mouth. >> Your [laughter] bees? WHO IS THAT [ __ ] TIA, WHAT DID HE SAY, SISTER? >> He said, "Shoot me." >> YOU'RE GONE. LEAVE. THERE'S NO BULLETS IN HERE. >> DAMN. >> I'm trying to kill somebody, man. [laughter] >> I don't even care no more. I'm marked for death. I ain't got nothing to lose. >> I'm marked for death. >> Call the Lord and tell me to have some company. >> She's helping. >> Forgive me, Father, FOR I HAVE SINNED. >> HE SAYS, "WAIT." 50 FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT. >> Thank you. That was brilliant. They played that brilliant. >> Any time, BROTHER. [laughter] >> Come on, man. >> Why did that remind me of airplane? >> And why was the clap so crispy? [laughter] It was so loud. >> Anytime, brother. >> Suja. >> Mr. Renard, >> we're getting out of Los Angeles. It's not safe for us. >> Just a few days too young. You'll come with me and my family to Paris. >> Okay. Hey, I don't trust them. >> Not since the last movie. >> You white and rich. No way. >> You think you Damn. >> That was like The Godfather again. >> I still don't trust him. >> We go to Fiji. We had out for a year. Maybe change our names, get jobs as blockers. And I'm going to call you Kiko. >> We have to find Shai Shen before he finds us. >> We're going to Paris, homie. >> Yeah, cuz when we rented the movie, we saw the Eiffel Tower in the background. Yeah, there's Isabella. >> You have to forget about her and let me hook you up >> after what you did to Isabella. >> It was an accident. Besides, you never even slept with her. >> It was going to happen, but you just had to ruin it. >> What did I do that was so terrible? >> You shot my girlfriend in the neck. There's nothing else. It's >> not like she died. So, she has a droopy eye. So, she works at El Poco Loco. [laughter] >> You have too much rice in your diet. You're constipated. You have too much rice in your [laughter] night. >> He said as soon as she could blink, they took her back. [clears throat] >> Can we have one kila to fish and some egg slacks? [laughter] >> He stopped up cuz of that rice. >> Rev of the DST. Would you please come with me? Just need to ask you a few questions. God damn. >> Oh no. >> This is [laughter] for the worst airport I ever been to. >> Why don't you tell me what you cops are looking for here in Paris? >> I told you, man. We on vacation. >> This is my city and I'm responsible if two stupid cops come here and get their heads blown off by the triads. I found this dirty little gun inside your jacket, which means you could both do 20 years in my jail. Do we understand each other? >> So, we can go now. >> This will just take a moment. >> Welcome to Paris. >> They said we we >> uh you got to make sure they're not hiding anything >> cuz they found a gun on him. Yeah, Jackie Chan can be hiding a clip in his ass. >> 50 Franklin uh D. Roosevelt. >> No, get out. >> What? >> I don't drive his kind. >> My kind? >> Americans? I don't drive Americans. Always starting wars. Always killing people. Americans make me sick. >> Look, man, we are not in the mood for this. Me and my partner just got violated by a small Frenchman >> wearing a very large ring. >> You lost in Vietnam. You lost in Iraq. You can't even beat the Europeans in basketball anymore. The dream team is dead. >> I ain't hear you, man. Talk about the NBA again. I dare you. I double that dare you. >> Even you skinny women disgusted me. Hollybearing. >> Oh, hell no. I think you done gone too far. [laughter] >> Say you love America. >> I love America. Please don't kill me. >> Sing the national anthem. >> I know it. Oh, say can you [singing] see [laughter] [screaming] [laughter] >> that was hilarious. >> I actually like this one a lot so far. And I like that they've aged a little bit. Like I normally hate that, but I really like it. I think he's funnier this way. Ah, that's not true. Maybe that's a little bit too far. But he's still just as funny, right? Ooh la la. >> Cutter, stay focused. We're looking for Jean VF. >> Let's split up. I'll take the women. [laughter] >> I love how he just ignores them. He's just like whatever. >> It's best to just let him get distracted for a little bit. >> Carter, James Carter, I know you probably don't understand a word I'm saying, but I got to tell you, you're the most beautiful woman I ever seen in my life, and I'd like to strip you down and and shave your armpits. [laughter] Shave your armpit >> cuz he's French. >> Yeah. >> I happen to speak six languages. One of them I'm English. [laughter] >> It's €1,000 minimum. >> How much? I'm short. >> €930. >> Let him play. >> Thank you. >> They say, "Yeah, we'll take your money. Why not?" [laughter] >> Even though it's not a lot, we'll take it. God, I'm glad I don't have a gambling habit. [laughter] >> I know. I feel like I would suck. always. >> He looks like Mark Ruffalo, don't he? >> Do you know what I hate about cops? Even when they're with the woman, they can't stop thinking about getting their man. >> Who is >> See what I mean? [laughter] >> Come upstairs, cop. I'll give you what you want. >> I'd be like, I appreciate the seduction, but you're crazy and creepy as hell. >> She is a sword. >> I'm not following you nowhere. >> Three Kings. Read them a week. Three Kings is a zero. You have the worst possible hand. You lose. >> What? [laughter] >> Madame is a seven. She wins €100,000. [laughter] >> I like to bring you breakfast in bed. >> She said bring me some French toast. >> Way to go, Lee. Today my boy becomes a man. [laughter] >> Would you like to know a secret, Cole? >> Yes, please. >> Someone's going to die here tonight. And it's you. Oh, >> dude. She's like a Mortal Kombat character. >> That's what I was about to say. You like [laughter] you think he hears all that metal clanging in there? He's like, "What the hell?" >> You don't hide that dragon. [laughter] [groaning and screaming] >> What the heck? Cut up. >> He's way too into that. >> Oh, >> is he Isn't he behind that door? >> YOU LIK [laughter] >> Why did Lee follow her up to the room, though? cuz she he wanted to know the secret. >> Tell me right here. Like I get it. I know people are probably thinking like, you know, what the hell is wrong with you? But I get it that she's trying to like sleep with him, but she was obviously trying to kill his ass. >> Oh, BASTARD. DON'T SCARE HIM. >> GEORGE, you watch American movies? >> Yeah. >> Okay, man. All right. >> Well, you're in one. >> SUPER SPY. NOW DRIVE this camp. All he needed was that little pep talk. >> Oh, go. >> He's got two Americans in the car. That's his excuse to be wild. >> Jackie is not American. >> The brakes. >> Yeah, but he's with him. Remember [laughter] >> Oh, the doors, dude. Back up. [screaming] >> Oh, nice. He needs to be on payroll. >> Yeah. He reminds me of the pilot on Stranger Things, the helicopter pilot. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, he's dead. [laughter] >> I thought that was going to be awesome. >> [screaming] >> Get your own. >> Oh my god. He's whipping it sideways. >> He's like, "Get your own gap." >> The car has a kickstand now. A van with a kickstand. [screaming] >> The bridge on neutral. This is not my fight. >> Do you think we'll see him again in the movie? >> Like on Deadpool? >> Yeah. Yeah. Like in that movie. >> Whoa. They get captured a lot. Oh, they're taking them to the goolog. >> Some people say the modern world was invented when the French built [music] these sewers. Welcome to Paris, Lee. Lee, you know this clown? >> Introduce him to your shi. >> Your brother? >> He doesn't talk about me much. >> You're not my brother anymore. I'll allow you to leave if you promise to leave Paris tonight. >> You got a deal. Thank you for showing us a sewer. [laughter] >> What about H and his daughter? There's nothing I can do for them. >> Then I have no choice. >> Well, I guess he stand. Who want to take me to the airport? >> We'll always be brotherlessly in this life and the next. [music] >> Tell me, Kenji, who's >> some secrets are worth dying for. >> Oh, okay. All right. Okay. Hey, which way, man? >> Maybe it's that lady. HELL NO. I REALLY DIE. COME ON. >> Oh yeah, they spend way too much time in the sewer. Oh, I would throw up. I'd vomit uncontrollably. >> Oh my god, they're about to walk into this hotel all nasty. >> Bonjour. Welcome to the Plazatin. How may I help you? It's great to see you again. It's been too long. >> How come you didn't tell me about Kenji? >> It was none of your business. >> In case you missed it, man, people are trying to kill me. And some French cops whoop my ass with some yellow pages, man. >> You're lucky we're not in Hong Kong. Phone boat is twice as big. [laughter] >> Oh, hell no. Lady, >> the damn dog just pissed on me. [laughter] >> No harm, no foul. Like, what more can the dog do? She just [laughter] ignored him. >> The Yakuza killed his family in Tokyo. He was sent to China when he was seven. He was put in Chingo, the orphanage where I grew up. >> You protected each other and you still protected him. >> He was like my brother and then I left him. >> He was adopted. What choice did you have? >> He ended up on the streets. >> That would be a burden though. >> My little brother Perry, we used to be best friends. Now we don't even speak. He think got tipped off the cops about his chicken fights in his garage. [laughter] Just cuz my chicken lost in the semi-finals. I ain't even really care. >> Carter, [laughter] it's best if I do this on my own. This fight is personal. >> Let me help you, man. I'm going to tell you right now. Whatever Kenji is telling you, it ain't true. He ain't your brother. >> And you are not my brother. [gasps] >> Rude. Fine. I'm not your brother. >> Dang, that cut deep, didn't it? That pierced him in the soul. He said the other chicken didn't make weight, but he fought hard and showed a lot of heart. [laughter] Is he going to do that to him next time he sees him? >> Sometimes I don't know where you get this [ __ ] from, babe. >> I would like to order some fried chicken, please, and some sweet potato pie. [laughter] So you miss >> those girls [music] were not >> Oh, that's his own Jackie Chan was listening to right. >> You minister, >> they want to kill me. Me and my family. >> Who is Shashen? >> Shashen is not a person. It's a list. >> A list. >> Every 5 years, the triad bosses come together for an election. And during that ceremony, they choose the men who will lead the triads. >> Dragon heads. >> 13 dragon heads. And the 13 names are inscribed on a list known as Shashen. A young lady named Jean Viev made contact with Ambassador Han. And we believe she knows where it is. >> I'm asking for your help. Get to the girl before the trials do and you'll get treasure. >> Let my man put some clothes on next time you come over. >> I know. Don't stand at the door like that, creepo. >> He does not need to be in here. I know he's going to get nowhere. >> I don't understand. Who are you? >> I'm Bubbles, the new costume designer. [laughter] >> Do we look okay? [laughter] >> No, no, no. These costumes are terrible. WE HAVE WORK TO DO. >> He said, "We got to change these right now. We [clears throat] all got to change." It's like he has a nose for it, [laughter] you know? He just >> first I will dress the blonde ting [laughter] the brunette. And some of you have what I like to call silver dollar portion. [laughter] >> Like what is he doing? >> What are you doing here? >> I found the ass. How did I You're going to kill her. >> What? Come on. They always look so pissed off, don't they? >> At least play like you're happy to be here. [music] >> Hey, that's pretty awesome. They got a whole car in there. >> You say you think it's cool there's a car in here? I brought a Glock in here. Oh, it's kind of like Stone Mountain. [clears throat] It's the laser show. [music] Uhoh. Was [laughter] that him? >> Your life is in danger. What the hell is going on? They're going to kill you right now. Who are you? >> James Carter. LD. >> It's sweet cuz he's trying to save her act. >> It's time for my solo. >> Oh no. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> She's like, "Okay, stop that." Now [laughter] >> he's really [clears throat] giving it his best shot right [laughter] now. >> [laughter] >> Rose. >> Oh, >> they don't care anymore. >> It took him a while to figure out what was happening though, didn't it? [laughter] They're like, they were confused for the last possible second. >> That part didn't >> He sent him out there like that. [laughter] Costume designer. >> Get in. >> Oh, yes. >> I've been looking for you all day, my friend. We need to talk. We not pay for any damages. >> Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to pay. I want to ask if I could drive you fulltime, no charge. >> Oh, he loves his wife. >> He felt alive. >> The guns, the shooting. Now I understand what it is to be an American. >> I'll drink this [ __ ] all day if I have to. Just give me a chance. >> What? Starbucks. >> But it was like the New Yorker Lakers and he whipped an illegal U-turn. [laughter] He's American as hell, ain't he? >> We need her to talk. Get her relaxed. Maybe open up some wine from the mini bar. >> Maybe we should put on a dirty movie. >> Lee, only9.95. This is our chance to find Shashang. >> He's changed a lot. Why is he becoming the sensible one? Well, kind of. >> I'm one [music] of them. And if I'm dead, you're dead. >> No one knows we're here. Just relax. >> I'm marked. Trust me. Marked for dead? >> Yeah. A donkey's lips will not fit on a horse's mouth. >> I'm not sure how that applies. [laughter] >> You saved my life today. Thank you, Carter. [music] No one saved me in a long time. How can I repay you? >> You had 20 bucks. [laughter] >> James, >> what? I'm bad. >> I'm bad, too. >> I'm a bad girl. >> Hallelujah. [laughter] >> I've never been with an American man before. Neither have I. [cough] How you say twice now and once in the shower in French. I'm being [laughter] about to make myself more comfortable. >> I feel like this is a setup. >> Oh, 100%. Right. >> Too good to be true. Right. >> A bottle of honey and some Red Bull. [laughter] >> Oh my god. Did you see that? >> Was that just above his head? >> Oh shoot. He's waving. That was like a scream. >> Exactly. >> Do you like it? No wonder Lance Armstrong came all the way here to ride a bike. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Look, Jackie Chan's like, "What? >> Damn." >> Damn. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> I'm shocked. It's okay. It's okay. It's just a flesh wound. It's okay. So, we even now, huh? Is that it? I shoot your girl, you shoot my girl. I was showing you something. [laughter] We could wait a minute. Next time I'm getting my own damn room. >> Is that S? [laughter] >> These people are dangerous. They're bleeding. How can you bring them to our home? >> They're bleeding. >> I'm not what you think I am. [laughter] >> I'm an American spy. >> You're a stupid cab driver. Like your father was a stupid cap driver. >> He's going to be a hero one day. >> I know. Don't ever ask me about my business. >> Come with me. >> Did you steal that list from the triath? >> We cannot help you until you tell us the truth. Where is Sh? >> You got to be honest. >> I like her French hat. [clears throat] >> You just like it cuz it's sparkly. >> HOLY JESUS. SHE'S A MAN. >> I'm not a man. He's just a wigger. >> YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? LEE, GO OVER THERE AND CHECK THE HARDWARE. If she got anything in her bag bigger than a 3, we going to beat his ass. >> You have taen? No, [clears throat] I am Shai Shen. >> What the hell? You're the list. Oh, it's on the back of her head. >> Oh, >> that's why she had a wig on. I could tell it was different. >> When the triads would select new leaders, they would secretly tattoo the names onto a woman who could carry the list of Shaien to the 35 provinces of China. When her journey ended, the woman would be beheaded and buried forever. No records. >> Well, [ __ ] that task. >> I know. >> Have these guys ever heard of a damn fax machine? >> Kenji [laughter] made me do it. >> Then why did you send the names to Han? Because I thought the World Code could protect me. We can't fight no army. Who can protect me? I mean us. >> I know a place. >> I still can't believe that stage in that place is just so open to all the rooftops. >> Mhm. >> Insane. But I guess in real life that's how it is. >> My wife says I can't be a spy and I have to be home for dinner. The truth is I'm a driver, nothing more. >> A he needs to keep that. >> You'll never know what it's like to be an American. Never know what it feels like to kill for no reason. [laughter] >> Oh well. and good luck. >> Oh, [laughter] >> you ought to put on a Spurs hat and tell her to get back in the kitchen. You know what I'm saying? [laughter] >> Some people said it was a myth. >> No, it's no myth. I've seen it, felt it, kissed it, but I didn't French kiss it. [laughter] >> We have to get you out of the country. Would you mind taking off that wig? >> Man, we always got to leave the country. >> We never know where she was. >> Right. >> Hey, did you just hear him? >> Yeah, he never said that. 13 names linked to [music] centuries of tradition. The only real proof that the secret world exists. >> Not really. You could just say that she got it tattooed on for no reason. >> Jier, get your guns. >> I told you he was bad. Didn't I tell you? >> No. >> Well, I was thinking it. The explosion at the embassy. >> Why did you come to my room? >> Jier was going to be killed. Having you die in the crossfire would put an end to the investigation. >> It's over, Renard. You know what it's like for old men in prison? They make you work in the library. Your best friend going to be a mouse. [laughter] >> The green mile. >> Yeah, that's funny as hell. [laughter] >> Hello, brother. I'd like to make a trade. >> Something very valuable. >> Please. >> No. >> Help me, please. >> What do you want? >> Shyan, you and Jungvie will meet me alone tonight. >> Where? >> Jules V Restaurant. >> Oh, the Eiffel Tower. Oh [ __ ] I don't care what happened to him when he was younger. You don't grow it to be the most diabolical villain in the world, dude. [laughter] I don't care how bad it was. >> Couldn't have been that bad if he grew up next to Jackie Jan. >> I feel like he's blaming Lee talking about some you left me. Like I could understand if he was like 60 and still working at like, you know, the Olive Garden, but there's nothing wrong with. But he's a damn super criminal. [music] >> Hopefully she can fight. Welcome to the party, Lee. >> That's what they're going to behead her with. >> Tonight, we celebrate the return of Shaien and the return of my brother. >> Why are y'all wearing white then? >> So, I'm assuming they're supposed to be like an even match cuz they're brothers. >> Hundreds of years ago, the Triers would kill their enemies with 100 cuts to the body. >> Psychos. You have just experienced your first cut. You could never kill me, Lee. We both know that, >> man. Nothing about me. >> Stop pushing him. >> You have nothing. Just like me. I wouldn't say nothing. >> Stop. His brother from another mother. >> Crazy. [music] >> That poor girl. >> Oh my gosh. Do you WANT TO DIE, KENJI? KA, >> drop that gun. >> Get off that damn rope. I'm shooting you and the damn temptations. [laughter] >> UH-UH. DON'T KICK. >> I'M NOT PLAYING. YOU AIN'T MY DAMN BROTHER. [laughter] >> CUTTER. >> Tonight I lose a brother. Kill him. Get the ass Kenji. >> He's just back there hyping him up. >> COME ON. KILL HIM ALREADY. >> OH. OH. >> He might be your brother, BUT TURN HIM INTO YOUR SISTER. [music] [laughter] >> Oh my god, [screaming] man. That ain't fair. This is a brother fight. Stay out of it. OH, you come here. [laughter] Give me that. >> Man, he would have killed you, brother. >> He's going to pull you out, bro. >> Oh, never mind. >> No, you're right. The audience is sitting there like, "Well, [ __ ] duh." [laughter] Guys, sometimes we have to say the obvious stuff cuz if we don't, you guys think we don't get it. >> [laughter] >> Double kill. >> Man, this dude is crazy. >> Y'all have great balance. Just saying. >> Oh my >> [screaming] [laughter] >> He's getting good though. The reality is if you could calm your nerves, you could probably walk around just fine up there. I mean, I know the wind would be a lot, but >> not me. If I look down once, I'm done. >> Hence to calm your nerves. But yeah. >> Nope. Yeah, I would say they're they're fighting in a phone booth right now. Enough. >> Oh my god. Oh, y both going to fall. Oh, [screaming] >> in the water. >> Oh, a net. >> Oh, [screaming] >> I was hoping there was a fountain or something. I've never really been there. >> There ain't no damn fountain under [laughter] the Eiffel Tower. Then it would be the Eiffel Fountain. [laughter] >> She's like, "What the hell?" >> Oh my god. >> Got to let him go this time. >> What are you waiting for? >> Do it. >> You asked for it, buddy. [music] Let go or we're both going to die. No, I can't save you. >> Goodbye, Lee. >> No, catch it. No. >> Oh, redemption arc. When I looked down and saw those lights, I thought that was water and I was like, "Please don't be a fountain under [laughter] the damn Eiffel Tower cuz I'm going to get roasted if there is." >> I've already had about a brain dead reaction. >> Oh, I'm coming to you. [laughter] >> Jackie Chan's running on that thing. [clears throat] [laughter] >> So relatable, cuz that's how I would be. Stay cool, man. Come on. This doesn't this way. >> Don't do it. >> Please put the rope back on the cleat. Oh my god. >> Would you like to know a secret? >> No. >> Oh, >> would we like to know a secret, >> man? Kick her off. [screaming] >> Yeah. >> Oh, she fell in the wheel. >> Oh, she got crunched. Well, she got what she deserved. Lee, you should have seen us, man. We whooped ass. >> I'm okay. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh, >> who are these guys even? >> God, >> that was slick, though. >> You better hope that flag's not weathered. [laughter] >> [screaming] [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Of course. [screaming] >> Really? [laughter] >> Said black people don't fly. Get me out of here. >> Oh my god. >> They're going. >> There is no snow. Hell no. Don't do that. >> A parachute. >> They make quite the pair. A shoot. There's your fountain. There's your fountain. [laughter] >> He's just yelling. >> Tyler, I'm no constipator anymore. [laughter] >> E, >> put your hands up. >> We're police officers. >> And you two just killed this girl. BLEW HER BRAINS OUT. GOD. >> DON'T DO IT. >> OH, [screaming] WHAT HAPPENED? >> Who shot him? >> What? [laughter] The taxi guy. >> I knew he'd be a hero. >> Case closed. >> So, you saw them flying down on that parachute? [laughter] >> Do you think his wife's mad that he's still out? >> Congratulations. It appears we have finally brought down the trials. We >> He didn't do [ __ ] My butt still hurts. >> Together, we can do anything. >> Man, throw his ass in the water. >> You go this way and I'll go that way. [music] >> All right. >> Where's the bloopers? [laughter] >> Is this the end? >> Cuz the bloopers are the best part. Absolutely. [music] >> I'm going make it to where every time you call me the song, please. [music] >> Freeze. >> A the seafood service. Seafood >> secret service. >> The sea >> secret not seafood. Well, everything together become a seafood. >> Yeah. Good. Mohamad Ali swing, man. [laughter] >> I'm sick of you, Kenji. You've been trying to kill us ever since the start of this damn movie. [laughter] >> Action. Okay. [laughter] The mom's gone. [laughter] >> Maybe we should put on the dirty movie. Wait, >> I like the ones with a story. >> What? >> I like the one with a locker room scene. I like the ones with a white girl. I'm into [laughter] I like the one with the horses. What's that mean? >> Why you teach me? >> Oh, people are telling him to say all this. [laughter] >> What's wrong with you? >> I don't know. But right now, tell teach me that. >> And you are not my brother. I'm not your brother. All the stuff we've been through. Rush Hour one, Rush Hour two, [laughter] >> guys. Rush Hour 1, 2, and three has been an absolute blast. I had so much fun watching them. >> Yeah, >> you did, too. >> They were so much fun, man. Like, uh, they were honestly just so different from anything we've seen on the channel. I mean, like, we've seen a lot of comedies and stuff, but >> we don't watch a lot of action, and to me that had an action. It was like action comedy. >> Yeah, the these movies just felt really unique. I don't really know how to describe it, man, because there are a lot of movies with a lot of similar things. Like I even point out the similarities in the reaction, but these movies had a very particular flavor to them. And I really really enjoyed these movies. >> I really love Jackie Chan. I like literally hope he's my grandpa. >> Yeah, he's [music] awesome. >> Yeah, >> not only are they just incredible, incredible talents because they are um they seem like awesome people. Honestly, they look like a lot of fun to work with. But then I think the bloopers really like solidify that for me. >> It was probably a fun set. They There's probably never a dull day, >> you know, like back in the day the DVDs would have like the bonus features and the special editions and all that stuff >> on the on the screen. >> I bet this one was a fun one. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Let us know, guys, because a lot of you guys bought it on DVD. I'm sure maybe even the first one on VHS. I'm not really certain cuz >> y'all probably watch these like stars and stuff like on like on satellite. You know what I mean? >> Yeah. Oh, let them know what. Let us know what. Sorry. >> Oh, let us know how and when you watched them. And then also let us know of the three which one is your favorite. I'm going to have to say two. >> I like Rush Hour two the most. >> Rush Hour one was incredible. >> I say one because one was good because it got them together, but then two because they were already together, their chemistry, their partners. I love two. That was >> two was so memorable to me. Usually, usually when a movie like u has a sequel, it for the most part kind of feels like the original idea was the brilliant idea and then if the second movie can just be good, you know, usually just a continuation of your relationship with the characters is good enough to get you through. But I thought number two was phenomenal. And there's been a few movies like that. Like I thought Terminator 2 was better than the first one. >> Mhm. >> Maybe that's not a popular opinion, but I I personally liked it more. Um >> and so yeah, I'm really going to miss this franchise. I actually kind of wish that they would make more of these movies, but I'm glad they made them when they made them cuz in today's climate they would just be so different. >> Yeah. And I want to watch more movies like this like during that time period, which is like early 2000s, late '9s. I want to watch more movies from that era cuz we have missed quite a lot of them. We're in our 80s and stuff, but not really '90s. >> We're trying to watch like 70s, '8s. We would We're not really trying to go in in any particular order, but it's always nice to watch an older film, you know what I mean? cuz it's just an olderish. Well, this is kind of an older film. Like this one came out in what 2007? The original came out in like 2001 maybe or something. >> And we were in middle school. >> Dang, dude. Tom Brady was dropping 49 touchdowns this year. >> Oh, and also >> was it? >> I want to see more Chris Tucker, too. I don't know. I don't exactly know what he's in. If he's in standup or I know he's a comedian, obviously he's hilarious, but like >> does he do I don't know. We would put comedy like we would watch a comedy special but guys you know how we have to edit the video. We'll redo that. If you don't know we do it so that way it'll pass copyright. Um it's pretty obvious to most people I think at this point but just in case you are wondering like we have to basically like create clips that way one big clip won't get copyright stricken. [music] And if they copyright strike the movie not really a big deal but the issue becomes when they block the video and then you guys just will never be able to see the reaction unless you go to Patreon. They're always on Patreon. Um cuz there's there's like 30 videos and 30 movies that we've reacted to at this point that are completely blocked and you guys are never going to get to see them unless I eventually re-release them, which I probably will. I'll probably download them and try to edit them a little bit. >> One that was disappointing was Oppenheimer cuz that was a long movie. >> Oppenheimer. Uh another one was um they just said it in this movie. Uh what was it? The Shaw Shank Redemption. >> You mean The Green Mile? >> Yeah, The Green Mile. Shaw Shank Redemption. Is that one block two or is it copyright? >> I actually think he was talking about both movies cuz he said Shaw Shank Redemption. He said you're going to be a white guy at the library and I think that was Shaw Shank Redemption and Green Mile was the mouse. >> Yeah. Oh yeah, that part was sad. The dude at the library he gets out. >> Oh my god. >> Oh man. >> Yeah, but unfortunately I don't think you guys can see that. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe if you look it up they'll be out there. Kind of like Castaway. Is Castaway blocked? >> I don't know. But I feel like the blockbusters and if Tom Hanks is in it, it's probably blocked. Well, I feel like copyright used to be easier and our movies used to pass copyright and now we wake up and our old movies get hit with copyrights all the time >> because they switch like the same. Yeah. And AI tools and all that. Yeah. >> So, let us know in the comments what you guys want to see. But thank you guys so much for hanging out. That was a lot of fun. [music] Uh so yeah, man. Just leave us a comment. Thanks for hanging out. Like, comment, subscribe. Uh [ __ ] I done said that. Hype the video. [laughter] Is that it? Always so short, man. I hate getting off here cuz I get I have to leave all my friends. But I'll see you guys. Come over and hang out anytime. We're always here.