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This New Play is UNBEATABLE! Wheel of CUT! Ep. #12

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The video chronicles a chaotic and eventful start to the Colorado season in a football simulation game, where the narrator begins with a 1-1 record after a dramatic one-point victory in Game Two secured by a reverse speed option play. Before taking on new opponents, the host engages in a "Wheel of Mud" segment to upgrade his roster from an initial 80 overall team, utilizing three spins to acquire key players like Lamar Odom, Azie Newsome, and Matt Forte. The first spin yields a mix of standard and college kickoff packs, providing necessary depth at tight end and running back while revealing some humorous glitches with player heights and animations. Subsequent spins successfully address critical defensive holes by adding Caleb Bacon as an outside linebacker and Hayden Hansen as a monster tight end, significantly boosting the team's overall rating to 84 before the main game begins. The gameplay portion focuses on a grueling challenge where the narrator must score using only one specific offensive formation for the entire drive to earn a reward pack. Despite initial struggles with his own defense allowing easy points and frustration with the game's meter mechanics, the team manages to execute several successful plays, including deep passes and stiff arms from running back Leian Tomlinson. The match becomes increasingly intense as both teams trade possessions, with the narrator's offense struggling against a determined defense that forces multiple turnovers and sacks. The tension peaks in the final minutes of the game when the clock winds down, leaving the outcome dependent on a single play call involving a triple option strategy that ultimately fails to convert into a touchdown. The episode concludes with a heartbreaking loss as the opposing team scores an easy touchdown on the final play, denying the narrator the chance to keep his newly acquired players and secure a win. This defeat resets the roster, stripping away the high-rated additions from the wheel spins and returning the team to its silver-tier composition, though the host retains a few specific players like Simeon Coleman and Chris Peale. Despite the disappointing result and the drop back to a 1-2 record, the narrator expresses satisfaction with the new defensive additions and the entertaining nature of the game's glitches and animations. The video ends on a lighthearted note as the host thanks his audience, acknowledging that while the season started poorly, the experience provided plenty of entertainment before promising to return in the next episode.
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Colorado season. The season's off to a crazy start, gentlemen. A loss in game one, and in game two, it came down to the final play, but a reverse speed option got us a crazy one-point victory, leaving our record today at ONE AND ONE. COLORADO BUFF SEASON. YOU'RE LOOKING AT OUR TOP five players. Leonard Moore, Leian Tomlinson, Dylan Stewart, Bo Jackson, and DeAndre Moore. We've managed to scrape our way to 80 overall. I'm back in the black studio. Why did you think there's going to be a joke? Huh? Did you think I was going to make it funny? I'm reformed. Okay, we don't make jokes like that anymore. I'm calling my mom. >> O line could use some work. I desperately need a tight end today. A third wide receiver wouldn't hurt anybody, but defense is where we really got issues. No strong safety, no free safety, no outside linebackers. I could use a better left edge rusher, dackle two, corner three, and I still NEED A KICKER. THE ONE THING THAT'S SAVING us is Colorado offense is cracked. It may not be meta, but it's one of my favorite offenses ever, the go- go offense. And that's the reason we got two awesome running backs, Leanian Tomlinson and Bo Jackson. But today, we got to focus on winning, building this squad, and making it to the national championship. Gentlemen, Wheel of Mud is approaching quickly. So, before I move Wheel of College to the Meeks channel, we got to have a banger last season. Let's not forget about our seasonl long challenge wheel as well. I got to get a,000 plus rushing yards. And if you take a look at the tracker, we're doing really good right now. It certainly helps that we have a great offensive game plan for the run game. And if we complete this challenge in the regular season, we earn a jackpot. Any single player in the game of my choice. You know the rules, gentlemen. We got three wheel spins to build on to this team. We'll hop into a game, and if we win, we get to keep those players. And for our very first wheel spin, I mean, with with so many silvers on the lineup, this could be good. I got to figure out what packs we're going to go with. We get three of any packs in the store. Keep in mind this is only standard packs. I am not allowed to go to the training store. If I could go to the training store, this be the best spin ever. So I get like three 88 plus overalls. Now there is a brand new promo called college kickoff. But EA has gotten so ridiculous about every single pack costing real world money. Maybe one day they'll bring back the pro pack. 70 to 85 overall big and tall fantasy pack. Don't show this to Floyds on Tik Tok. 6765 64. What the is this? Gentlemen, don't ever feel bad about your height, okay? I'm 5' n >> and let me tell you, I STILL GET IT DONE. I need medication. I'm going just keep it a buck. Pretty much [music] every pack that costs coins is kind of ass other than the junior pack. So, we're rocking three of these. We do have a small chance at a monster pool. Our very first junior pack, we just don't want any duplicate positions. A SUPERCHARGE IS A GOOD START. I was literally going to say quarterback is the only position I can't get. I got Lamar ODM. Okay, that was literally worst case scenario. pretty much any other position. This is technically an upgrade. Chris Peele has a really good card, like an 87 overall. So, this could be a good pack-a-punch. I also can put him at safety for now. And he's 61200. So, he'll be decent at safety. That's actually not that bad. At least he can play out of position. We got a legends player here. WHO YOU GOT? TALK TO ME. Azie Newsome. Honestly, exactly what we needed. We've got ourselves a tight end. Might not be an endgame tight end. He's super short for a tight end. My wide receivers are bigger than this. He's got 78 speed. A tight end. And another just not Aussie Newsome. Please. What do you got? Matt Forte. Such a banger pack. 83, 84, 81, 85. Matt Forte is not what I expected, but the go-go offense loves its running backs. I could put Matt Forte at fullback. He's a big dude. It's only Lamar Odin that we cannot use. I'm actually going to open a college kickoff pack because there's a chance we could get the crazy limiteds that are available right now. The two limited available right now, there's an 89 Kelly Jones and an 89 Mario Craver. Both would be insane. I think I technically could get those in the junior pack as well, but I just want to switch it up. I've never opened one of these. Damn, he's Colorado. He's in an Indiana jersey, but that says Colorado. Santana Hopper is a banger name. I need a DTackle, too. And I think he's technically a Colorado player, which is pretty cool. Ended up being a nasty pull. Then this a platinum player. Just going to give us coins. Santana Hopper. And our third and final pack. I'm going junior pack. Again, these really are the best, but I like I can get college kickoff for sure. Denver Harris once again. He can play out of position at safety. So I've got a technical What's this? It's a legend. It's an 80 overall. That's some cuck by the way. The fact that EA has that crazy animation for these doodoo at for Jake Locker, bro. Suck me. The only pos Oh I got another one. No, not a bad position for it. Dave Diccastro. Not a bad position for it at all. And a prime prospect. What do you got? James Smith. So I officially don't need DTackles, but I guess he could play left edge rusher. He was fast enough. That was a big dude. 62314. So, a lot of good updates to this roster. As much as I kind of want to put Matt Forte at fullback, I still don't have a wide receiver. So, Matt Forte is actually going to be wide receiver three on this team. I don't see any reason that won't work. Azie Newsome goes to tight end. And right now, I got Henry you at Sorry, that's how you pronounce it, by the way. Everyone thinks it's Fenu. It's Henry, you. It's a Nigerian thing. You wouldn't understand. Dastro is going to start at right guard, which is actually the perfect that was the perfect offensive line pull to get. And then we have a we have a technical offensive line. Three left guard still. Like I need a true center and a true left tackle, but left guard's pretty good. Right guard's okay. My right tackle is really nice, David Sanders. So defensively, here's where it's going to get weird. So Chris peels in at corner three. Let's move Evan Johnson to free safety. But I'm not going to lie, David Busy. David Busy put in some work for a silver. And then Ashlin Barker is going to come out for Denver Harris. Denver Harris not technically strong safety. This is really just a speed issue we have. Elite wide receivers just run past my silvers. It doesn't matter what their technical position is. I just can't get burnt over the top for one play touchdowns. I did nothing to address my outside linebackers unfortunately. But Santana Hopper on the Dline. Pretty awesome to have that addition. And then let's take a look at James Smith compared to Chris Long. So James Smith better at everything. And he's even faster. Wow. James Smith. I'm going to be honest, I can't tell what teams these guys play for cuz he's got a Warhawks. He's got a University Louisiana Monroe. Is that the name of that school? ULM? The Warhawks? But then he's got Ohio State there. I don't know who these dudes are playing for. But welcome to the team. Beautiful first wheel spin, but we got to win this game to keep it. We still got two more. And our second wheel spin is going to be 86 87 top 12. Okay, THE AUCTION HOUSE IS GOING TO determine what positions we could get. I got to see at least a center, a left tackle, a tight end, a safety, an outside linebacker, or even a kicker. I feel like there's so many positions we could get that would work here. We got to have a good shot. These 12 are sorted by buy now price. We're going to sort the auction house by time remaining. That should just give us a random assortment of 12. Chris Cole, outside linebacker. Luke Reynolds, tight end. Carter Smith, left tackle. Oh I've got a ton of good options. Caleb Bacon, banger name, 6'4, 85 speed. Brendan Jordan, free safety. So many. There's a Dante Moore. Quinton Whisner. Wide receivers halfbacks are off the table. Quarterbacks are off the table. Left edge is off the table. So honestly, it's this whole top row right here. I think Caleb Bacon is better than Chris Cole. Luke Reynolds, 6'4 tight end with 85 speed. If he was like an outstanding tight end, I'd consider it. We're cooking bacon tonight, boys. 6'4, 240, 85 speed, 80. Yeah, buddy. Caleb Bacon. Welcome to the team, my friend. I think for the first time in Colorado season, my defense has serious legitimate chances to get stops. We can put Caleb Bacon as our sublinebacker, and our goal is just to make sure he's always on the field if possible. BUT I'VE GOT ONE FINAL WHEEL SPIN. I could get a true safety, maybe some offensive line help, maybe a monster offensive specialist. Well, it's going to be somebody. Team Wheel 500K sounds insane, but you got to remember this is every single team in the game. So, as we spin this gigantic wheel, it could be Sam Houston. It could be Alabama. It all comes DOWN TO THIS ONE PLAYER, 500K from Oklahoma. [laughter] Boomer Sooner 88 overall wide receiver Isaiah Satna III. He's pretty fast, but he's 5'10" and I low-key like my wide receivers. Next option is John Matir, so that should be a sick upgrade. He's definitely better than CJ Bailey, but it's just a small upgrade. Also, apparently CJ Bailey and Jeremiah Smith were teammates in high school. That's awesome. Hayden Hansen is on Oklahoma. Oh my god. Wait, do you guys remember this guy? Hayden Hansen was like a glitched tight end that I had in Road to Glory 2 years ago. Hayden Hansen is now on Oklahoma. He's 6'8, 270, and he has 85 speed. What the I'm so sorry, Aussie Newsome. I mean, I do need two tight ends anyway. So, he's 6'8. That's Craz going to be a green machine. All right, gentlemen. Offense looks so much better. We get a right guard. We get a monster tight end and his backup. And Matt Forte slots in at wide receiver. While on defense, we make some big moves, too. We moved a few corners to safety. We add Caleb Bacon. We beef up the Dline. And Chris Long is going to play outside linebacker. THAT'S A BIG EPISODE. WE went from an 80 overall lineup to an 84 overall lineup with those three wheel spins. But nobody's locked in unless we win today. All that's left is the challenge wheel. Completing this challenge gives me one of any pack in the store that cost coins. And we just saw how good that is. And we've never I did just update the challenger, by the way. There's a ton of new challenges on here. And this is one of them. Super simple challenge. We have to start a drive with one formation. And I got to imagine we're going to go with go- go, but there's a few different go- go formations. Twins flex, offset, over, offset over, weak, go- go offset, slot open. You get the idea. And we cannot come out of this formation until we score. I think go offset is going to be the move. Go offset has speed option, has inside zone, and it still has standard pass plays. I just really like that you can quickly go to inside zone in this formation. I'm going to let my own defense take a look. Holy I really hope that we don't look like this in the real game. I'm going to give my defense to Jeremiah Special. Oh my god. I'm Doo Dog Water ass. I can't move the ball against my own defense. That was a criminal start. Here we go, boys. Top three. DeAndre Moore, Leonard Moore, and Leenian Tomlinson. He's got Bo Jackson, Michael Mick, Antonio. Can I just play a doo dog water team? I would love to play a doo dog cheeks ass team. That would be so sick. Alas. Hey guys, I can actually kick off now. For the record, I can kick off now. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. But I think my Yeah, look at that. There's no like huge liability. Silver is on my kickoff team. So, I can actually kick the ball. All right, boys. We're going to have to play some good defense, but I love all the new additions. And I'm going to start out on Caleb Bacon. That's an RPO. He feeds it. Eats one hit and can't eat the next like three. That was Keto Bernett, the tight end I had last year. He's big dude. Not as big as Aiden Hansen, though. All I'm going to say, let's make some plays, boys. Baronowski, Caleb Bacon. I don't know why Evan Johnson, strong safety, has a star under him. Oh, good ball. Oh, he's also got Damn, he's got the thick unit tight ends. He's also got Hayden Hansen. First and 10. I think he's going to run the ball. I don't know what that is. Motion the tight end over. Vick's got a lot of room. Vic's going to throw. And I have the meter on my DBs and I didn't even know it. That would have been a funky interception if I knew it. The meter on defense is honestly so stupid because that's just a pick dead to rides every time. Why would you need to time that up? I can't believe I forgot I had that. All right, sold interception to start the game. But you know what that means, gentlemen? It just means he's liable to throw another. That's all it means, baby girl. WHO'S GOING TO TRACK DOWN MICHAEL VIC? Michael Vic scrambled back about 45 yds, lost a lot of stamina, and threw the ball away. I'll tell you one thing, we're playing good defense. Say whatever you want, we're playing good defense here. I think it's a good thing to keep the meter on on defense, though. I got to keep getting better and better with the meter, even if it's frustrating sometimes. Baronovski, I take an angle. God, he's so fast. I can't be mad at about anything on this drive, cuz I just had a pick and dropped it. So, I think we're just going to earn the ball back. I'm really not too worried about it. Oh, don't run. Don't run. Don't run. Good tackle. Evan Johnson, Bo Jackson, Michael Vic, backfield play underneath on this one. That was a crispy route he just threw right there. We know he's willing to throw an interception. Looks like an RPO. First and 10. That's an interesting ball to throw there. There's a lot of stuff over, but he still picked up a good amount of yards. I'm blitzing. I think it's a run. Sick. Actually sick. What choice do we have? Denver Harris is a star, too. They just give these out to anybody. MICHAEL GOES DOWN. GREAT DEFENSE ON THAT ONE. Second to 14. Need more of that. Nice work, Mav. I'm bringing one out. Haven't blitzed all game. Second and 14. Let's see what he likes on this. Oh, he doesn't get it. James Smith. And it's third and 25 now. He's hoping for the same defense. He's not going to get it. He's got to go guard. Third and 25. HUGE PLAY RIGHT THERE. I GOT THE DEEP LEFT CROSSERS. I don't have that. And what? Where the are you going? He just picked up a third and 25. So brutal. This is a run play. I would bet my ass this is inside zone. I'm getting Barker over for it. He audible out of it. It's pass. Oh, switch stick. Where's my switch stick? Damn, I tried to switch stick to that. I'm going to pick that thing. If I switch stick, that's an INT. I'm pulling Johnson for the inside zone. Oh, jet touch pass or fake jet touch pass into an inside zone. There it is. Sure. Why don't you just teleport off of your O lineman's into the end zone? Oh, I thought we had that deadend to rightites. That was a 3minut 30second drive, which I don't like for our challenge cuz we need rushing yards. We need to score with one formation and you know, I still want to get a 40 bot. I think for my formation on offense, I'm going to start in a pass formation and if it goes well for our challenge, then I can switch to go whatever I want. I'm going to go gunight. Guntight is always a really good passing formation. I'm going to use this formation for the whole drive. And if we stay in it and score, challenge complete. But let's see how it starts out. We start out with a few passes here. Hansen's open. I'm taking the check down cuz I was too scared to throw it. But if he comes out in that same defense, I know we've got something down there. I really do like this play. I think there's just so many options on it. Morris got single coverage. Pocket collapsed virtually instantly. Holy He took Anthony. He did not take LT. LT would have been open there for sure. Is Moore going to be wide open here? Pretty sure DeAndre Moore is going to be wide open. He's got a linebacker on him. No. Easy. Nice work, Forte. Ugly, disgusting catch, but nice work. Kind of want to throw downfield. Can I? No. WHY WOULD I? MATT FORTE, WIDE RECEIVER three with a pretty nice juke for the wide receiver since he's a running back. Tell me why Matt Forte is my lead my leading receiver right now. Okay, I want to pick up the tempo. I did not like how slow his offense was. Maybe Jeremiah. No. Everybody's bagged except for my checkdown. Don't blame me. Thomasson got off of that second and one. Nice work. Stay in no huddle. I want to go fast. Want to get this challenge knocked out then make a defensive stop. Oh, here we go. Now he's playing real man coverage. I'm going to give DeAndre Moore a corner route. I like him the best. Oh, just kidding. I'm so full of That's not man coverage at all. I am I am a checker. Kind of just coming up with a play every single time. But I tell you what, is this truly MAN COVERAGE NOW? I WANT to see him run it. Oh, that is man coverage. Holy bagged. Forte, I'm a psycho. Lock me up. Lock me up. Oh my god. We threw that More green bits. That's why we keep the meter on. THE METER GIVES AND THE meter takes. That was disgusting. I'd be so pissed. Oh, we green that Tie that thing up. It only took us a minute 30. Every single play came out of the gun tight formation. We basically ran bench and slot stick and just audible every single route. We made up our plays on the fly. I mean, come on. Look at that, dude. This is so disgusting. Way to keep the play alive, DeAndre Moore. I'm going to go Tampa two. He's in split offset. This could be a lot of things. Two running backs in the back field. So many things it don't matter. Oh, Dylan Stewart got all the way back there. Michael Vicks feeling some wear and tear. Great pass rush shot of Stewart. I don't know how he got that ball off if I'm being honest. All right, we're going to send a little blitz here. I'm not going to guess pass, but we're going to get up in his grill here a little bit. Third and three. Wow, he just missed. Holy he just straight up missed. Go Tampa 2 play underneath. I need a QB spot. I'm going Landino in the spy. He's pretty fast. We're going to guess pass here. Let's go. Same play. Same setup. I got like What are you doing? You're standing right there. WHAT ARE YOU WHAT THE are you doing? Genuinely, you're standing right there as he's catching it, not animating. What the That's such an easy swat down. Mic's going to keep getting wear and teared if we can get a sack on him. Might do the same thing with his running back. He's done it a few times now. Yep, we got him. Dylan Stewart. Three sacks for Buffalo. This new D line is heating up. Okay, I'm going to go on Johnson. I'm going let Bacon play in his role. I'm looking for the running back here. No. Where's he going? He's going nowhere. Fourth and 32. Mario Landino. And he quit. Oh, that's horrible. I'm definitely not counting that game. That's bogus. I did complete my challenge wheel. Let's start there. One pack for challenge wheel complete. I stayed in the exact same formation the entire drive. So, let's get a junior pack here. Hopefully, we get some positions we need. Sunday spotlight better veteran Chris Long cuz he's actually a linebacker. Next up is a cuck 80 but could be a good position. No, a true cuck 80. Another Sunday spotlight and a phenom, please. We just got hosed. That was bummer central. Well, for the first time this season, we get to whip this puppy out right here. Rage grid wheel. Yes, sir. We can lock this player into the lineup. That's a heater if it stays. Did that stay? 200,000 coins to spend on one player. Okay. Wild line's got to be good to go for go. Also, good news for you guys. You get two episodes in one. Bad news for my editor, Ty. You're so handsome. I love you. >> I love that God damn. >> This dude looks like a unit. Howard Samson, Texas Tech. Raw strength 68330. Holy It's a great addition to this team. Now, let's go play the game for real. This does give us a brand new challenge, though. Now, the reason I'm playing another game, I'll actually tell you after we see this challenge wheel spin, cuz this is super important. Two challenge wheels in one game. Oh If we get this challenge, we get a 40 bomb. Three plus touchdowns in each half. That would be insane. If we won the game, got the challenge, and got the 40 bomb. Ooh, we're going to have a hell of a season. But here's the reason it's so important that I play a full game. The regular season challenge wheel is so important to me. So, if I accept that game as a win, I get like no yards. And then I get a win closer to playoffs. It just sucks. And it sucks for you guys cuz I want every episode to be a banger. So, even No, THAT'S NOT A BAD TEAM. THAT'S A worse team than what we just played. I was going to say even if we lose the game, it's like okay, but we're going to earn our losses and we're going to earn our wins. And I'll tell you what, this is a nice setup. It's Colorado versus Texas now. And hopefully this guy wants to play ball. He's got Matt Forte back there with Marcel Reed. And this is an interesting formation. Fullback in the backfield/tight end. Not sure who he's got there. Marcel Reed's looking this over. Starting out in cover four. I don't want to get bombed on the first play. There's a handoff up the middle. And I might get run bombed. Yeah, there's levels to that MattForte, too. There's a way better MattForte than I have. So, I could even pack a- bunch Matt Forte. And I think his Matt Forte is going to give me problems. You got to go low on him every time. Nice tackle by Bu Carter, though. How does EA determine the stars? How is Evan Johnson strong safety a star? I don't understand that pass here. He's got the check down. Ooh, that was so open. That was so open. He had nothing but daylight. We're very lucky that worked out the way it did. You got to imagine he passes this. I'm just going to float with Chris Beal. Three down lineman and Chris Beiel is free to be a user. He wants Forte on the angle, but it's not going to be there, but it's not going to be there. And he gets a crazy pass in. Nice play. Broken play. Gives him the yards. Great play. I think after a play like that, you would just run the ball, right? Don't you think? I'm bringing Harris over for the inside zone. God, I'm a genius. I don't want to toot my own I don't want to suck my own wiener too hard, but it looks right for the sucking. That's how the saying goes. So, I'm not being weird. It's just the saying. He could run the ball again, but he won't pass because why? Cuz I mean, Albert Funky Einstein. Uh-oh. Albert Einstein, who can't stop a pass to save his life. Oh, Maverick, kill it. Take his head off. Third and four. Dude, I tell you what, that last game was going to be a good game, but I think it would have been a win. And boy, did I want it. Maybe an inside zone, though. Counter other side. No, this is just a pass. And I saw it, but too late. Saw it just a little too late. He likes that early run. There it is. BUT THIS ONE'S TO MARCEL REED. That could have been a fumble right there, baby. We love to see fumbles on that. I'm putting Dylan Stewart in QB spot. I'm scared of a scramble right now. And I think Dylan Stewart's my fastest guy on that D line. Goes with the quick throw. Decor some easy yards. I'm blitzing. You got to play underneath. And I got to go. There it is. What the are you doing, Dylan Stewart? Did anyone just see Dylan Stewart just stop in the middle of that play? Dylan Stewart, it wouldn't even matter if you were a linebacker. You shouldn't do that. But you're a Dlineman. Your job is to go him up. That was crazy. I don't know what Buddy was thinking. I'm gonna go a bunch of deep ones and then Tomlinson under. We're just gonna see how this sets up. Hansen's open. How do we miss that? Eight sat in the cleanest pocket you're ever going to get. He's butt naked. He doesn't have any clothes on. He's going with the loopers, which is actually pretty nice. He's going with those looping edge rushers. So, if you just step up in the pocket, you can usually get a little more time. That's something I struggle with. I don't step up in the pocket very often, but we recognized it there. That was man coverage. Hansen got wide open. Keep it simple, stupid. I'm going LT. Going to go with a little juke here. Second and one. Play a lot of pace. The only issue right now IS PLAYING WITH THIS MUCH PACE. It's kind of hard to run the ball. It's our regular season challenge wheel. So, let's just see what he got. I got blackout hammered back there. We can go power option. Let's see how his Oh, wow. Oh, this looks golden. Wow, that's just so money. I will say those plays are so much better when you don't run them all game. Like in the last couple episodes, I've literally been running that like every play. It's a lot better when you're not. I'm going to hit him with our game winner from last game, though. Motion, our tight end. Kind of a little decoy. See if he follows it. He does. And then we get our pitch out to the wide side. Big juke. We juke that save. Do we get that? Second and nine. It's man. I'm just going to test it. Hey, green beans. Damn. I'm on today. I am on today. These are not easy catches. Damn. Jeremiah with a monster here. There it is. He's literally so close. I'm just going inside zone. I'm just going LT up the gut. And he ran commit and got it. Second and goal. Couple fake audles and just hand it off up the middle again. LT. Okay. Is he going to let me get bow again? >> Yes. Yes, he is. Same play that got us there. Seven to seven. Nice work. >> Good stop. There we go. Second and nine. Good stop. Switching to a pass here. I've only got two safeties deep. Oh, not switching a pass. But he is running with his quarterback in the open field. You risk a fumble every time you do that. Have I D. No, we got a pass. He's going to Forte and he eats the tackle. Brutal. We were there, too. That was my responsibility in man and he got too far away from me, so I let him catch it. Then he broke the tackle. The double Texas routes press coverage, you say? Bam. Ultra bagged right there. A blitz did not get picked up. We're back in the go- go. He's floating to that side. Hit him with an inside zone. like this the last thing he expects. That felt like such a good play call. Got no yards. I'm going to run the swing. That looks good. I could fake the swing and hit Jeremiah over the middle, maybe. What the Jeremiah's getting assaulted. I guess that's legal. That's insane. Holy [cheering] What the did I just watch? I cannot believe what I just saw. God, this game is so ass. Sure, I'll just take the ball back, I guess. It's a big interception. Certainly needed the ball back. That's Denver Harris, UNLV. You got to snap it, CJ. What is this animation? Oh my god. And he bumped into another dude. Can you guys get There is negative football IQ on this field. Literally, we just ran a pick on ourselves. JUST RUN OVER TOP OF EACH OTHER. Look in front of your face and don't run into each other. I'm falling apart at the seams right now. >> Why is THAT BALL THROWING UP THERE? YOUR FEET ARE SET IN THE POCKET. OH MY GOD. If he catches it in stride, it's up the is Why are you even jumping, Jeremiah? You're 6'4. You caught that ball at your chest. When you jump, just don't jump. I'm getting pissed. Third and two, 13 seconds. No timeouts. Holy And we're just criminally bagged. Fourth and two in 8 seconds. CJ Bailey is dead on arrival. >> He's got a chance. Good defense. 3 seconds on the 45. We'll see what we can do. >> Caught though. Good defense. Would have mattered. Like I want to go to the run game, but everything feels bottled up right now. Yeah, completely vacated this side. LT gets really good yards in. Maybe I stay run game for the rest of this drive. This is still a good play. Good juke. Staying in this there. He goes fully floating. Leanian Tomlinson stiff arm. We're getting back to the run game. We're moving the ball real well. I'm proud of this. It's halfback swing and inside zone. It's how we're getting the job done right now. He's got audible. He's in trouble in this defense. He's in big time. BIG STIFF ARM. BOOM. THESE TWO PLAYS are absolutely killing him. >> Don't have to throw it. Don't have to throw it. I don't mind that. Second and 12. I don't mind that. Should have pitched that. Good block. Boom. If we held those blocks a little longer. Fourth and seven. Is this worth it? I think we can get it. Fourth and seven. I think we can get this. That was some awesome offense, but it all comes down to this. It doesn't matter if we can't convert this huge play right here. Got to step up in the pocket. That's great defense DPI. [laughter] He finally got it. He finally got it. Hey, that's karma for that Jeremiah Smith DPI cuz that Jeremiah Smith DPI was egregious. That's a crazy way to still be in this game. Beautiful. Good blocks. Tomlinson is going to get seven. This is almost entirely these two plays. This drive swing. Good blocks. Spot lead swing is really good cuz it looks like the same thing. But I can throw this to Jeremiah. He floats all the way over. Are you kidding me? Jeremiah's so open. >> Oh, his user is so out of position. LT can't juke him. LT, you got to make that juke, kid. >> Absolute butter. >> Come [screaming] on. This game is not over. A defensive pass interference. That's insane. That's a bailout. I mean, how else can you call? CJ Bailey is hardly breathing anymore. He's probably going to run the ball. >> Yeah, there is. Bot Luna. Luna's barking her head off. Post office guy said, "You gaming in there? That's some loud gaming." He doesn't realize how big of a game this is. He doesn't realize how many good players I have on the line. 30 in. I guess sounds like my defense did pretty good. Uh, I'd probably run if I was him. There it is. Ooh, you dirty dog. I invented the Dude just did a split on it. He just did a split on it crazy style. What was that? Great triple option. Got nothing but respect for the triple option. Oo, look at Matt Forte feeling that wear and tear, too. He looked like CJ Bailey. Halfback draw. I'm surprised that's a good play. First and 10. He may just go right back to it. Lots of motions for a halfback direct snap. I don't know where the D line's going there. Spot route. He's got nothing. And Reed goes down for the first time this game. Reed goes down. Two-minute warning. We just got a sack. Do I blitz again? I'm gonna set a nickel blitz. This is crazy. Third and 13. Running back check down would be super open. I might have to float to that with bacon. He's got nothing. Reed's going to take off for a fourth AND EIGHT. OUT OF BOUNDS. Same defense. Fourth and eight. Huge play. Oh, that's a spectacular round. I cannot be mad about that. Great play. He might run the ball now. Yep. Oh, we're not chewing the whole fourth quarter for the win, right? He's trying to chew the whole fourth quarter for the win. Cornball behavior, bro. Four minutes. You watch from the cuck chair, too. Next time you watch from the cuck chair, you ought to invite me. Let me pull UP A CHAIR AND WATCH. IT'S GOING TO FEEL good to beat you, Tay Andrews, cuz you're looking like a little right now. I just want to tell you that the whole fourth quarter, we were in the third when this started. He goes half back, direct snap, and he's bottled up. Come on. Let's see you little Let's see that offense. boy, you better HOPE YOU GET A TOUCHDOWN ON THIS CUZ I'm getting one. >> Nope. >> Ooh, that's a bummer, Taye. Cuz that's an incompletion. Now the clock is stopped. That's a bummer for your game plan. Just want you to know right now. That's a bummer. I'm going to go Tampa two drop. We'll put Dylan Stewart on a Cubos spy. I think he's got a pass here. Maybe not. Third and six. Goes for the orbit. It's open. I don't know why that was so open. I had a light blue over there. It's a go for two game. His plan crumbled when he had that incompletion. And I don't know which would have been smart. But now if we score, got to go for two. He lost a lot of my respect when he kind of bitched out of it, but Oh. Ooh. Jeremiah out to the 46. We got to go for two. What's going to be our go for two play? Do I do do I do the reverse speed option? I may go with reverse speed option. That's my go for two play. That's a gnarly speed option right there. I don't know if his play is good, but he's so far back. It might be. Where's the user? >> Wow. Good blocks. Jeremiah gets a ton. 50 seconds to go. Crazy game on the line. Kind of looks like the same thing. Interesting. Just leaves it again. Going to go no huddle. This is a crazy play call. CJ Bailey. Boom. Time out. And we got ONE TIMEOUT LEFT. 21 SECONDS. Every game comes down to it. Ain't that crazy, boys? Every game comes down to it. RPO alert. Hatback flat has been pretty nuts. Let's see if he's ready for bow. >> I'm just going to take him up the gut. >> Not what I wanted. 18 seconds. We don't have a lot of time for more plays here. Go. Triple option. Whoa. What is this play? This is not what I called. Just the swing. Just the swing. Tomlinson's out of bounds. This play is disgusting. First and goal. 13 seconds. I was trying to call triple option. What the What the Block. There's a hund of you. Oh my god. It's over. Oh my god. He just walked untouched. I do get the snap off. Tomlinson would have to make a miracle. Why the did nobody block the guy right in front of them? I have to see that last play. What a cornball. Oh my god. What the What are you doing? I JUST PICKED YOU UP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? What the dude? I lowkey when I snapped that I thought maybe he got like a really good bull rush move and he just got me on it. Tomlinson's so open, too. I had Tomlinson. This is me loading up my animation right here, too. Oh my. If I had thrown Tomlinson, absolutely immediately, I would have gotten it. What the Who's he going to block? How is your responsibility not the guy, the only guy in front of you? College Triple 27 in a nutshell. THE PAIN IS NOT YET OVER, GENTLEMEN. WE don't get to keep our three wheel spins. That counts as a loss. Our first game was a quick rage quit. We don't count that. Our second game, we lose there in a horrible fashion. So, here's the team reset. Outside linebackers are gone. I get to keep Simeon Coleman from the challenge wheel of the first game. I get to keep Chris Peele from that very same pack. Our DTackle two is gone. Left head rusher is back to Chris Long. No more strong safety. Offensive line is back to Silvers. My tight end is back to Amari Winston. My wide receivers's back to James Madison. I'm actually so I'm probably most sad about losing Matt Forte's wide receiver. He was such a dog. One and two, gentlemen, with 56 rushing yards added. It's a tough day. At least we get Howard Samson and a couple of players on defense, so it's not a total wash, but would have loved to have won that one. All right, boys. I love you. Thanks for watching as always, and I'll see you in the next episode. Peace. [music] >> [music]