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The video chronicles a chaotic and eventful start to the Colorado season in a football simulation game, where the narrator begins with a 1-1 record after a dramatic one-point victory in Game Two secured by a reverse speed option play. Before taking on new opponents, the host engages in a "Wheel of Mud" segment to upgrade his roster from an initial 80 overall team, utilizing three spins to acquire key players like Lamar Odom, Azie Newsome, and Matt Forte. The first spin yields a mix of standard and college kickoff packs, providing necessary depth at tight end and running back while revealing some humorous glitches with player heights and animations. Subsequent spins successfully address critical defensive holes by adding Caleb Bacon as an outside linebacker and Hayden Hansen as a monster tight end, significantly boosting the team's overall rating to 84 before the main game begins.
The gameplay portion focuses on a grueling challenge where the narrator must score using only one specific offensive formation for the entire drive to earn a reward pack. Despite initial struggles with his own defense allowing easy points and frustration with the game's meter mechanics, the team manages to execute several successful plays, including deep passes and stiff arms from running back Leian Tomlinson. The match becomes increasingly intense as both teams trade possessions, with the narrator's offense struggling against a determined defense that forces multiple turnovers and sacks. The tension peaks in the final minutes of the game when the clock winds down, leaving the outcome dependent on a single play call involving a triple option strategy that ultimately fails to convert into a touchdown.
The episode concludes with a heartbreaking loss as the opposing team scores an easy touchdown on the final play, denying the narrator the chance to keep his newly acquired players and secure a win. This defeat resets the roster, stripping away the high-rated additions from the wheel spins and returning the team to its silver-tier composition, though the host retains a few specific players like Simeon Coleman and Chris Peale. Despite the disappointing result and the drop back to a 1-2 record, the narrator expresses satisfaction with the new defensive additions and the entertaining nature of the game's glitches and animations. The video ends on a lighthearted note as the host thanks his audience, acknowledging that while the season started poorly, the experience provided plenty of entertainment before promising to return in the next episode.
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Colorado season. The season's off to a
crazy start, gentlemen. A loss in game
one, and in game two, it came down to
the final play, but a reverse speed
option got us a crazy one-point victory,
leaving our record today at ONE AND ONE.
COLORADO BUFF SEASON. YOU'RE LOOKING AT
OUR TOP five players. Leonard Moore,
Leian Tomlinson, Dylan Stewart, Bo
Jackson, and DeAndre Moore. We've
managed to scrape our way to 80 overall.
I'm back in the black studio. Why did
you think there's going to be a joke?
Huh? Did you think I was going to make
it funny? I'm reformed. Okay, we don't
make jokes like that anymore. I'm
calling my mom.
>> O line could use some work. I
desperately need a tight end today. A
third wide receiver wouldn't hurt
anybody, but defense is where we really
got issues. No strong safety, no free
safety, no outside linebackers. I could
use a better left edge rusher, dackle
two, corner three, and I still NEED A
KICKER. THE ONE THING THAT'S SAVING us
is Colorado offense is cracked. It may
not be meta, but it's one of my favorite
offenses ever, the go- go offense. And
that's the reason we got two awesome
running backs, Leanian Tomlinson and Bo
Jackson. But today, we got to focus on
winning, building this squad, and making
it to the national championship.
Gentlemen, Wheel of Mud is approaching
quickly. So, before I move Wheel of
College to the Meeks channel, we got to
have a banger last season. Let's not
forget about our seasonl long challenge
wheel as well. I got to get a,000 plus
rushing yards. And if you take a look at
the tracker, we're doing really good
right now. It certainly helps that we
have a great offensive game plan for the
run game. And if we complete this
challenge in the regular season, we earn
a jackpot. Any single player in the game
of my choice. You know the rules,
gentlemen. We got three wheel spins to
build on to this team. We'll hop into a
game, and if we win, we get to keep
those players. And for our very first
wheel spin, I mean, with with so many
silvers on the lineup, this could be
good. I got to figure out what packs
we're going to go with. We get three of
any packs in the store. Keep in mind
this is only standard packs. I am not
allowed to go to the training store. If
I could go to the training store, this
be the best spin ever. So I get like
three 88 plus overalls. Now there is a
brand new promo called college kickoff.
But EA has gotten so ridiculous
about every single pack costing real
world money. Maybe one day they'll bring
back the pro pack. 70 to 85 overall big
and tall fantasy pack. Don't show this
to Floyds on Tik Tok. 6765 64. What the
is this? Gentlemen, don't ever feel
bad about your height, okay? I'm 5' n
>> and let me tell you, I STILL GET IT
DONE. I need medication. I'm going just
keep it a buck. Pretty much [music]
every pack that costs coins is kind of
ass other than the junior pack. So,
we're rocking three of these. We do have
a small chance at a monster pool. Our
very first junior pack, we just don't
want any duplicate positions. A
SUPERCHARGE IS A GOOD START. I was
literally going to say quarterback is
the only position I can't get. I got
Lamar ODM. Okay, that was literally
worst case scenario. pretty much any
other position. This is technically an
upgrade. Chris Peele has a really good
card, like an 87 overall. So, this could
be a good pack-a-punch. I also can put
him at safety for now. And he's 61200.
So, he'll be decent at safety. That's
actually not that bad. At least he can
play out of position. We got a legends
player here. WHO YOU GOT? TALK TO ME.
Azie Newsome. Honestly, exactly what we
needed. We've got ourselves a tight end.
Might not be an endgame tight end. He's
super short for a tight end. My wide
receivers are bigger than this. He's got
78 speed. A tight end. And another just
not Aussie Newsome. Please. What do you
got? Matt Forte. Such a banger pack. 83,
84, 81, 85. Matt Forte is not what I
expected, but the go-go offense loves
its running backs. I could put Matt
Forte at fullback. He's a big dude. It's
only Lamar Odin that we cannot use. I'm
actually going to open a college kickoff
pack because there's a chance we could
get the crazy limiteds that are
available right now. The two limited
available right now, there's an 89 Kelly
Jones and an 89 Mario Craver. Both would
be insane. I think I technically could
get those in the junior pack as well,
but I just want to switch it up. I've
never opened one of these. Damn, he's
Colorado. He's in an Indiana jersey, but
that says Colorado. Santana Hopper is a
banger name. I need a DTackle, too. And
I think he's technically a Colorado
player, which is pretty cool. Ended up
being a nasty pull. Then this a platinum
player. Just going to give us coins.
Santana Hopper. And our third and final
pack. I'm going junior pack. Again,
these really are the best, but I like I
can get college kickoff for sure. Denver
Harris once again. He can play out of
position at safety. So I've got a
technical What's this? It's a legend.
It's an 80 overall. That's some cuck
by the way. The fact that EA has
that crazy animation for these doodoo at
for Jake Locker, bro. Suck me. The only
pos Oh I got another one. No, not
a bad position for it. Dave Diccastro.
Not a bad position for it at all. And a
prime prospect. What do you got? James
Smith. So I officially don't need
DTackles, but I guess he could play left
edge rusher. He was fast enough. That
was a big dude. 62314. So, a lot of good
updates to this roster. As much as I
kind of want to put Matt Forte at
fullback, I still don't have a wide
receiver. So, Matt Forte is actually
going to be wide receiver three on this
team. I don't see any reason that won't
work. Azie Newsome goes to tight end.
And right now, I got Henry you at
Sorry, that's how you pronounce it, by
the way. Everyone thinks it's Fenu. It's
Henry, you. It's a Nigerian thing.
You wouldn't understand. Dastro is going
to start at right guard, which is
actually the perfect that was the
perfect offensive line pull to get. And
then we have a we have a technical
offensive line. Three left guard still.
Like I need a true center and a true
left tackle, but left guard's pretty
good. Right guard's okay. My right
tackle is really nice, David Sanders. So
defensively, here's where it's going to
get weird. So Chris peels in at corner
three. Let's move Evan Johnson to free
safety. But I'm not going to lie, David
Busy. David Busy put in some work for a
silver. And then Ashlin Barker is going
to come out for Denver Harris. Denver
Harris not technically strong safety.
This is really just a speed issue we
have. Elite wide receivers just run past
my silvers. It doesn't matter what their
technical position is. I just can't get
burnt over the top for one play
touchdowns. I did nothing to address my
outside linebackers unfortunately. But
Santana Hopper on the Dline. Pretty
awesome to have that addition. And then
let's take a look at James Smith
compared to Chris Long. So James Smith
better at everything. And he's even
faster. Wow. James Smith. I'm going to
be honest, I can't tell what teams these
guys play for cuz he's got a Warhawks.
He's got a University Louisiana Monroe.
Is that the name of that school? ULM?
The Warhawks? But then he's got Ohio
State there. I don't know who these
dudes are playing for. But welcome to
the team. Beautiful first wheel spin,
but we got to win this game to keep it.
We still got two more. And our second
wheel spin is going to be 86 87 top 12.
Okay, THE AUCTION HOUSE IS GOING TO
determine what positions we could get. I
got to see at least a center, a left
tackle, a tight end, a safety, an
outside linebacker, or even a kicker. I
feel like there's so many positions we
could get that would work here. We got
to have a good shot. These 12 are sorted
by buy now price. We're going to sort
the auction house by time remaining.
That should just give us a random
assortment of 12. Chris Cole, outside
linebacker. Luke Reynolds, tight end.
Carter Smith, left tackle. Oh I've
got a ton of good options. Caleb Bacon,
banger name, 6'4, 85 speed. Brendan
Jordan, free safety. So many. There's a
Dante Moore. Quinton Whisner. Wide
receivers halfbacks are off the table.
Quarterbacks are off the table. Left
edge is off the table. So honestly, it's
this whole top row right here. I think
Caleb Bacon is better than Chris Cole.
Luke Reynolds, 6'4 tight end with 85
speed. If he was like an outstanding
tight end, I'd consider it. We're
cooking bacon tonight, boys. 6'4, 240,
85 speed, 80. Yeah, buddy. Caleb Bacon.
Welcome to the team, my friend. I think
for the first time in Colorado season,
my defense has serious legitimate
chances to get stops. We can put Caleb
Bacon as our sublinebacker, and our goal
is just to make sure he's always on the
field if possible. BUT I'VE GOT ONE
FINAL WHEEL SPIN. I could get a true
safety, maybe some offensive line help,
maybe a monster offensive specialist.
Well, it's going to be somebody. Team
Wheel 500K sounds insane, but you got to
remember this is every single team in
the game. So, as we spin this gigantic
wheel, it could be Sam Houston. It could
be Alabama. It all comes DOWN TO THIS
ONE PLAYER, 500K from Oklahoma.
[laughter]
Boomer Sooner 88 overall wide receiver
Isaiah Satna III. He's pretty fast, but
he's 5'10" and I low-key like my wide
receivers. Next option is John Matir, so
that should be a sick upgrade. He's
definitely better than CJ Bailey, but
it's just a small upgrade. Also,
apparently CJ Bailey and Jeremiah Smith
were teammates in high school. That's
awesome. Hayden Hansen is on Oklahoma.
Oh my god. Wait, do you guys remember
this guy? Hayden Hansen was like a
glitched tight end that I had in Road to
Glory 2 years ago. Hayden Hansen is now
on Oklahoma. He's 6'8, 270, and he has
85 speed. What the I'm so sorry,
Aussie Newsome. I mean, I do need two
tight ends anyway. So, he's 6'8. That's
Craz going to be a green machine. All
right, gentlemen. Offense looks so much
better. We get a right guard. We get a
monster tight end and his backup. And
Matt Forte slots in at wide receiver.
While on defense, we make some big
moves, too. We moved a few corners to
safety. We add Caleb Bacon. We beef up
the Dline. And Chris Long is going to
play outside linebacker. THAT'S A BIG
EPISODE. WE went from an 80 overall
lineup to an 84 overall lineup with
those three wheel spins. But nobody's
locked in unless we win today. All
that's left is the challenge wheel.
Completing this challenge gives me one
of any pack in the store that cost
coins. And we just saw how good that is.
And we've never I did just update the
challenger, by the way. There's a ton of
new challenges on here. And this is one
of them. Super simple challenge. We have
to start a drive with one formation. And
I got to imagine we're going to go with
go- go, but there's a few different go-
go formations. Twins flex, offset, over,
offset over, weak, go- go offset, slot
open. You get the idea. And we cannot
come out of this formation until we
score. I think go offset is going to be
the move. Go offset has speed option,
has inside zone, and it still has
standard pass plays. I just really like
that you can quickly go to inside zone
in this formation. I'm going to let my
own defense take a look. Holy I
really hope that we don't look like this
in the real game. I'm going to give my
defense to Jeremiah Special. Oh my god.
I'm Doo Dog Water ass. I can't move the
ball against my own defense. That was a
criminal start. Here we go, boys. Top
three. DeAndre Moore, Leonard Moore, and
Leenian Tomlinson. He's got Bo Jackson,
Michael Mick, Antonio. Can I just play a
doo dog water team? I would love to play
a doo dog cheeks ass team. That would be
so sick. Alas. Hey guys, I can actually
kick off now. For the record, I can kick
off now. Knock on wood. Knock on wood.
Knock on wood. But I think my Yeah, look
at that. There's no like huge liability.
Silver is on my kickoff team. So, I can
actually kick the ball. All right, boys.
We're going to have to play some good
defense, but I love all the new
additions. And I'm going to start out on
Caleb Bacon. That's an RPO. He feeds it.
Eats one hit and can't eat the next like
three. That was Keto Bernett, the tight
end I had last year. He's big dude. Not
as big as Aiden Hansen, though. All I'm
going to say, let's make some plays,
boys. Baronowski, Caleb Bacon. I don't
know why Evan Johnson, strong safety,
has a star under him. Oh, good ball. Oh,
he's also got Damn, he's got the thick
unit tight ends. He's also got Hayden
Hansen. First and 10. I think he's going
to run the ball. I don't know what that
is. Motion the tight end over. Vick's
got a lot of room. Vic's going to throw.
And I have the meter on my DBs and I
didn't even know it. That would have
been a funky interception if I knew it.
The meter on defense is honestly so
stupid because that's just a pick dead
to rides every time. Why would you need
to time that up? I can't believe I
forgot I had that. All right, sold
interception to start the game. But you
know what that means, gentlemen? It just
means he's liable to throw another.
That's all it means, baby girl. WHO'S
GOING TO TRACK DOWN MICHAEL VIC? Michael
Vic scrambled back about 45 yds, lost a
lot of stamina, and threw the ball away.
I'll tell you one thing, we're playing
good defense. Say whatever you want,
we're playing good defense here. I think
it's a good thing to keep the meter on
on defense, though. I got to keep
getting better and better with the
meter, even if it's frustrating
sometimes. Baronovski, I take an angle.
God, he's so fast. I can't be mad at
about anything on this drive, cuz I just
had a pick and dropped it. So, I think
we're just going to earn the ball back.
I'm really not too worried about it. Oh,
don't run. Don't run. Don't run.
Good tackle. Evan Johnson, Bo Jackson,
Michael Vic, backfield play underneath
on this one.
That was a crispy route he just threw
right there. We know he's willing to
throw an interception. Looks like an
RPO. First and 10.
That's an interesting ball to throw
there. There's a lot of stuff over, but
he still picked up a good amount of
yards. I'm blitzing. I think it's a run.
Sick. Actually sick. What choice do we
have? Denver Harris is a star, too.
They just give these out to anybody.
MICHAEL GOES DOWN. GREAT DEFENSE ON THAT
ONE. Second to 14. Need more of that.
Nice work, Mav. I'm bringing one out.
Haven't blitzed all game. Second and 14.
Let's see what he likes on this.
Oh, he doesn't get it. James Smith. And
it's third and 25 now. He's hoping for
the same defense. He's not going to get
it. He's got to go guard. Third and 25.
HUGE PLAY RIGHT THERE. I GOT THE DEEP
LEFT CROSSERS. I don't have that. And
what? Where the are you going? He
just picked up a third and 25. So
brutal. This is a run play. I would bet
my ass this is inside zone. I'm getting
Barker over for it. He audible out of
it. It's pass.
Oh, switch stick. Where's my switch
stick? Damn, I tried to switch stick to
that. I'm going to pick that thing. If I
switch stick, that's an INT. I'm pulling
Johnson for the inside zone. Oh, jet
touch pass or fake jet touch pass into
an inside zone. There it is. Sure. Why
don't you just teleport off of your O
lineman's into the end zone? Oh,
I thought we had that deadend to
rightites. That was a 3minut 30second
drive, which I don't like for our
challenge cuz we need rushing yards. We
need to score with one formation and you
know, I still want to get a 40 bot. I
think for my formation on offense, I'm
going to start in a pass formation and
if it goes well for our challenge, then
I can switch to go whatever I want. I'm
going to go gunight. Guntight is always
a really good passing formation. I'm
going to use this formation for the
whole drive. And if we stay in it and
score, challenge complete. But let's see
how it starts out. We start out with a
few passes here. Hansen's open. I'm
taking the check down cuz I was too
scared to throw it. But if he comes out
in that same defense, I know we've got
something down there. I really do like
this play. I think there's just so many
options on it.
Morris got single coverage.
Pocket collapsed virtually instantly.
Holy He took Anthony. He did not
take LT. LT would have been open there
for sure. Is Moore going to be wide open
here? Pretty sure DeAndre Moore is going
to be wide open. He's got a linebacker
on him. No. Easy. Nice work, Forte.
Ugly, disgusting catch, but nice work.
Kind of want to throw downfield.
Can I? No. WHY WOULD I? MATT FORTE, WIDE
RECEIVER three with a pretty nice juke
for the wide receiver since he's a
running back. Tell me why Matt Forte is
my lead my leading receiver right now.
Okay, I want to pick up the tempo. I did
not like how slow his offense was.
Maybe Jeremiah. No. Everybody's bagged
except for my checkdown. Don't blame me.
Thomasson got off of that second and
one. Nice work. Stay in no huddle. I
want to go fast. Want to get this
challenge knocked out then make a
defensive stop. Oh, here we go. Now he's
playing real man coverage. I'm going to
give DeAndre Moore a corner route. I
like him the best. Oh, just kidding. I'm
so full of That's not man coverage
at all. I am I am a checker. Kind of
just coming up with a play every single
time. But I tell you what, is this truly
MAN COVERAGE NOW? I WANT to see him run
it. Oh, that is man coverage. Holy
bagged.
Forte, I'm a psycho. Lock me up. Lock me
up. Oh my god. We threw that More
green bits. That's why we keep the meter
on. THE METER GIVES AND THE meter takes.
That was disgusting. I'd be so
pissed. Oh, we green that Tie that
thing up. It only took us a minute 30.
Every single play came out of the gun
tight formation. We basically ran bench
and slot stick and just audible every
single route. We made up our plays on
the fly. I mean, come on. Look at that,
dude.
This is so disgusting. Way to keep the
play alive, DeAndre Moore. I'm going to
go Tampa two. He's in split offset. This
could be a lot of things. Two running
backs in the back field.
So many things it don't matter. Oh,
Dylan Stewart got all the way back
there. Michael Vicks feeling some wear
and tear. Great pass rush shot of
Stewart. I don't know how he got that
ball off if I'm being honest. All right,
we're going to send a little blitz here.
I'm not going to guess pass,
but we're going to get up in his grill
here a little bit. Third and three.
Wow, he just missed. Holy he just
straight up missed. Go Tampa 2 play
underneath. I need a QB spot. I'm going
Landino in the spy. He's pretty fast.
We're going to guess pass here. Let's
go. Same play.
Same setup. I got like What are you
doing? You're standing right
there. WHAT ARE YOU WHAT THE are
you doing? Genuinely, you're standing
right there as he's catching it, not
animating. What the That's such an
easy swat down. Mic's going to keep
getting wear and teared if we can get a
sack on him. Might do the same thing
with his running back. He's done it a
few times now.
Yep, we got him. Dylan Stewart. Three
sacks for Buffalo. This new D line is
heating up. Okay, I'm going to go on
Johnson. I'm going let Bacon play in his
role. I'm looking for the running back
here. No.
Where's he going? He's going nowhere.
Fourth and 32. Mario Landino.
And he quit. Oh, that's horrible. I'm
definitely not counting that game.
That's bogus. I did complete my
challenge wheel. Let's start there. One
pack for challenge wheel complete. I
stayed in the exact same formation the
entire drive. So, let's get a junior
pack here. Hopefully, we get some
positions we need. Sunday spotlight
better veteran Chris Long cuz he's
actually a linebacker. Next up is a cuck
80 but could be a good position. No, a
true cuck 80. Another Sunday spotlight
and a phenom, please. We just got hosed.
That was bummer central. Well, for the
first time this season, we get to whip
this puppy out right here. Rage grid
wheel. Yes, sir. We can lock this player
into the lineup. That's a heater if it
stays. Did that stay? 200,000 coins to
spend on one player. Okay. Wild line's
got to be good to go for go. Also, good
news for you guys. You get two episodes
in one. Bad news for my editor, Ty.
You're so handsome. I love you.
>> I love that God damn.
>> This dude looks like a unit. Howard
Samson, Texas Tech. Raw strength 68330.
Holy It's a great addition to this
team. Now, let's go play the game for
real. This does give us a brand new
challenge, though. Now, the reason I'm
playing another game, I'll actually tell
you after we see this challenge wheel
spin, cuz this is super important. Two
challenge wheels in one game. Oh
If we get this challenge, we get a 40
bomb. Three plus touchdowns in each
half. That would be insane. If we won
the game, got the challenge, and got the
40 bomb. Ooh, we're going to have a hell
of a season. But here's the reason it's
so important that I play a full game.
The regular season challenge wheel is so
important to me. So, if I accept that
game as a win, I get like no yards. And
then I get a win closer to playoffs. It
just sucks. And it sucks for you guys
cuz I want every episode to be a
banger. So, even No, THAT'S NOT A BAD
TEAM. THAT'S A worse team than what we
just played. I was going to say even if
we lose the game, it's like okay, but
we're going to earn our losses and we're
going to earn our wins. And I'll tell
you what, this is a nice setup. It's
Colorado versus Texas now. And hopefully
this guy wants to play ball. He's got
Matt Forte back there with Marcel Reed.
And this is an interesting formation.
Fullback in the backfield/tight end. Not
sure who he's got there. Marcel Reed's
looking this over. Starting out in cover
four. I don't want to get bombed on the
first play.
There's a handoff up the middle. And I
might get run bombed. Yeah, there's
levels to that MattForte, too. There's a
way better MattForte than I have. So, I
could even pack a- bunch Matt Forte. And
I think his Matt Forte is going to give
me problems. You got to go low on him
every time. Nice tackle by Bu Carter,
though. How does EA determine the stars?
How is Evan Johnson strong safety a
star? I don't understand that
pass here. He's got the check down. Ooh,
that was so open. That was so open. He
had nothing but daylight. We're very
lucky that worked out the way it did.
You got to imagine he passes this. I'm
just going to float with Chris Beal.
Three down lineman and Chris Beiel is
free to be a user. He wants Forte on the
angle, but it's not going to be there,
but it's not going to be there. And he
gets a crazy pass in. Nice play. Broken
play. Gives him the yards. Great play. I
think after a play like that, you would
just run the ball, right? Don't you
think? I'm bringing Harris over for the
inside zone. God, I'm a genius. I don't
want to toot my own I don't want to suck
my own wiener too hard, but it looks
right for the sucking. That's how the
saying goes. So, I'm not being weird.
It's just the saying. He could run the
ball again, but he won't pass because
why? Cuz I mean, Albert Funky Einstein.
Uh-oh. Albert Einstein, who can't stop a
pass to save his life. Oh, Maverick,
kill it. Take his head off. Third and
four. Dude, I tell you what, that last
game was going to be a good game, but I
think it would have been a win. And boy,
did I want it. Maybe an inside zone,
though. Counter other side. No, this is
just a pass. And I saw it, but too late.
Saw it just a little too late. He likes
that early run. There it is. BUT THIS
ONE'S TO MARCEL REED. That could have
been a fumble right there, baby. We love
to see fumbles on that. I'm putting
Dylan Stewart in QB spot. I'm scared of
a scramble right now. And I think Dylan
Stewart's my fastest guy on that D line.
Goes with the quick throw. Decor some
easy yards. I'm blitzing. You got to
play underneath. And I got to go. There
it is. What the are you doing,
Dylan Stewart? Did anyone just see Dylan
Stewart just stop in the middle of that
play? Dylan Stewart, it wouldn't even
matter if you were a linebacker. You
shouldn't do that. But you're a
Dlineman. Your job is to go him up.
That was crazy. I don't know what Buddy
was thinking. I'm gonna go a bunch of
deep ones and then Tomlinson under.
We're just gonna see how this sets up.
Hansen's open.
How do we miss that? Eight sat in the
cleanest pocket you're ever going to
get. He's butt naked. He doesn't have
any clothes on.
He's going with the loopers, which is
actually pretty nice. He's going with
those looping edge rushers. So, if you
just step up in the pocket, you can
usually get a little more time. That's
something I struggle with. I don't step
up in the pocket very often, but we
recognized it there. That was man
coverage. Hansen got wide open. Keep it
simple, stupid. I'm going LT.
Going to go with a little juke here.
Second and one. Play a lot of pace. The
only issue right now IS PLAYING WITH
THIS MUCH PACE. It's kind of hard to run
the ball. It's our regular season
challenge wheel. So, let's just see what
he got.
I got blackout hammered back there. We
can go power option. Let's see how his
Oh, wow. Oh, this looks golden.
Wow, that's just so money. I will say
those plays are so much better when you
don't run them all game. Like in the
last couple episodes, I've literally
been running that like every play.
It's a lot better when you're not. I'm
going to hit him with our game winner
from last game, though. Motion, our
tight end. Kind of a little decoy. See
if he follows it. He does. And then we
get our pitch out to the wide side. Big
juke. We juke that save. Do we get that?
Second and nine.
It's man. I'm just going to test it.
Hey, green beans. Damn. I'm on today. I
am on today. These are not easy catches.
Damn. Jeremiah with a monster here.
There it is.
He's literally so close. I'm just going
inside zone. I'm just going LT up the
gut.
And he ran commit and got it. Second and
goal. Couple fake audles and just hand
it off up the middle again. LT. Okay. Is
he going to let me get bow again?
>> Yes. Yes, he is. Same play that got us
there. Seven to seven. Nice work.
>> Good stop. There we go. Second and nine.
Good stop. Switching to a pass here.
I've only got two safeties deep. Oh, not
switching a pass. But he is running with
his quarterback in the open field. You
risk a fumble every time you do that.
Have I D. No, we got a pass. He's going
to Forte and he eats the tackle.
Brutal.
We were there, too. That was my
responsibility in man and he got too far
away from me, so I let him catch it.
Then he broke the tackle. The double
Texas routes press coverage, you say?
Bam. Ultra bagged right there. A blitz
did not get picked up. We're back in the
go- go. He's floating to that side. Hit
him with an inside zone. like this the
last thing he expects. That felt like
such a good play call. Got no yards. I'm
going to run the swing.
That looks good. I could fake the swing
and hit Jeremiah over the middle, maybe.
What the Jeremiah's getting
assaulted. I guess that's legal.
That's insane. Holy [cheering]
What the did I just watch? I cannot
believe what I just saw. God, this game
is so ass.
Sure, I'll just take the ball back, I
guess. It's a big interception.
Certainly needed the ball back. That's
Denver Harris, UNLV. You got to snap it,
CJ. What is this animation?
Oh my god. And he bumped into another
dude. Can you guys get There is negative
football IQ on this field. Literally, we
just ran a pick on ourselves. JUST RUN
OVER TOP OF EACH OTHER. Look in front of
your face and don't run into
each other. I'm falling apart at the
seams right now.
>> Why is THAT BALL THROWING UP THERE? YOUR
FEET ARE SET IN THE POCKET. OH MY GOD.
If he catches it in stride, it's up the
is Why are you even jumping,
Jeremiah? You're 6'4. You caught that
ball at your chest. When you jump, just
don't jump. I'm getting pissed. Third
and two, 13 seconds. No timeouts.
Holy And we're just criminally
bagged. Fourth and two in 8 seconds. CJ
Bailey is dead on arrival.
>> He's got a chance.
Good defense. 3 seconds on the 45. We'll
see what we can do.
>> Caught though. Good defense. Would have
mattered. Like I want to go to the run
game, but everything feels bottled up
right now.
Yeah, completely vacated this side.
LT gets really good yards in. Maybe I
stay run game for the rest of this
drive. This is still a good play.
Good juke. Staying in this there. He
goes fully floating.
Leanian Tomlinson stiff arm. We're
getting back to the run game. We're
moving the ball real well. I'm proud of
this. It's halfback swing and inside
zone. It's how we're getting the job
done right now.
He's got audible. He's in trouble in
this defense. He's in big time. BIG
STIFF ARM. BOOM. THESE TWO PLAYS are
absolutely killing him.
>> Don't have to throw it. Don't have to
throw it. I don't mind that. Second and
12. I don't mind that.
Should have pitched that.
Good block. Boom.
If we held those blocks a little longer.
Fourth and seven. Is this worth it? I
think we can get it. Fourth and seven. I
think we can get this. That was some
awesome offense, but it all comes down
to this. It doesn't matter if we can't
convert this huge play right here. Got
to step up in the pocket.
That's great defense DPI. [laughter] He
finally got it. He finally got it. Hey,
that's karma for that Jeremiah Smith DPI
cuz that Jeremiah Smith DPI was
egregious. That's a crazy way to still
be in this game.
Beautiful. Good blocks. Tomlinson is
going to get seven. This is almost
entirely these two plays. This drive
swing.
Good blocks.
Spot lead swing is really good cuz it
looks like the same thing. But I can
throw this to Jeremiah.
He floats all the way over. Are you
kidding me? Jeremiah's so open.
>> Oh, his user is so out of position.
LT can't juke him. LT, you got to make
that juke, kid.
>> Absolute butter.
>> Come [screaming] on. This game is not
over.
A defensive pass interference. That's
insane. That's a bailout. I
mean, how else can you call? CJ Bailey
is hardly breathing anymore. He's
probably going to run the ball.
>> Yeah, there is. Bot Luna.
Luna's barking her head off. Post office
guy said, "You gaming in there? That's
some loud gaming." He doesn't realize
how big of a game this is. He doesn't
realize how many good players I have on
the line. 30 in. I guess sounds like my
defense did pretty good. Uh, I'd
probably run if I was him. There it is.
Ooh,
you dirty dog. I invented the
Dude just did a split on it. He just did
a split on it crazy style. What was
that? Great triple option. Got nothing
but respect for the triple option.
Oo, look at Matt Forte feeling that wear
and tear, too. He looked like CJ Bailey.
Halfback draw. I'm surprised that's a
good play. First and 10. He may just go
right back to it. Lots of motions for a
halfback direct snap. I don't know where
the D line's going there.
Spot route. He's got nothing. And Reed
goes down for the first time this game.
Reed goes down. Two-minute warning. We
just got a sack. Do I blitz again? I'm
gonna set a nickel blitz. This is crazy.
Third and 13. Running back check down
would be super open. I might have to
float to that with bacon.
He's got nothing. Reed's going to take
off for a fourth AND EIGHT. OUT OF
BOUNDS. Same defense. Fourth and eight.
Huge play.
Oh,
that's a spectacular round. I cannot be
mad about that. Great play. He might run
the ball now. Yep. Oh, we're not chewing
the whole fourth quarter for the win,
right? He's trying to chew the whole
fourth quarter for the win. Cornball
behavior, bro. Four minutes. You watch
from the cuck chair, too. Next time you
watch from the cuck chair, you ought to
invite me. Let me pull UP A CHAIR AND
WATCH. IT'S GOING TO FEEL good to beat
you, Tay Andrews, cuz you're looking
like a little right now. I just
want to tell you that the whole fourth
quarter, we were in the third when this
started.
He goes half back, direct snap, and he's
bottled up. Come on. Let's see you
little Let's see that offense.
boy, you better HOPE YOU GET A
TOUCHDOWN ON THIS CUZ I'm getting one.
>> Nope.
>> Ooh, that's a bummer, Taye. Cuz that's
an incompletion. Now the clock is
stopped. That's a bummer for your game
plan. Just want you to know right now.
That's a bummer. I'm going to go Tampa
two drop. We'll put Dylan Stewart on a
Cubos spy. I think he's got a pass here.
Maybe not. Third and six. Goes for the
orbit.
It's open.
I don't know why that was so open. I had
a light blue over there. It's a go for
two game. His plan crumbled when he had
that incompletion. And I don't know
which would have been smart. But now if
we score, got to go for two. He lost a
lot of my respect when he kind of
bitched out of it, but Oh. Ooh. Jeremiah
out to the 46. We got to go for two.
What's going to be our go for two play?
Do I do do I do the reverse speed
option? I may go with reverse speed
option. That's my go for two play.
That's a gnarly speed option right
there. I don't know if his play is good,
but he's so far back. It might be.
Where's the user?
>> Wow. Good blocks.
Jeremiah gets a ton. 50 seconds to go.
Crazy game on the line. Kind of looks
like the same thing.
Interesting. Just leaves it again. Going
to go no huddle. This is a crazy play
call.
CJ Bailey. Boom. Time out. And we got
ONE TIMEOUT LEFT. 21 SECONDS. Every game
comes down to it. Ain't that crazy,
boys? Every game comes down to it. RPO
alert. Hatback flat has been pretty
nuts. Let's see if he's ready for bow.
>> I'm just going to take him up the gut.
>> Not what I wanted. 18 seconds. We don't
have a lot of time for more plays here.
Go. Triple option. Whoa. What is this
play? This is not what I called.
Just the swing. Just the swing.
Tomlinson's out of bounds. This play is
disgusting. First and goal. 13
seconds. I was trying to call triple
option.
What the What the Block.
There's a hund of you. Oh my god. It's
over.
Oh my god. He just walked untouched.
I do get the snap off. Tomlinson would
have to make a miracle. Why the did
nobody block the guy right in front of
them? I have to see that last play. What
a cornball. Oh my god. What the
What are you doing? I JUST PICKED YOU
UP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
What the dude? I lowkey when I
snapped that I thought maybe he got like
a really good bull rush move and he just
got me on it. Tomlinson's so open, too.
I had Tomlinson. This is me loading up
my animation right here, too.
Oh my. If I had thrown Tomlinson,
absolutely immediately, I would have
gotten it. What the Who's he going
to block? How is your responsibility not
the guy, the only guy in front of you?
College Triple 27 in a nutshell. THE
PAIN IS NOT YET OVER, GENTLEMEN. WE
don't get to keep our three wheel spins.
That counts as a loss. Our first game
was a quick rage quit. We don't count
that. Our second game, we lose there in
a horrible fashion. So, here's the team
reset. Outside linebackers are gone. I
get to keep Simeon Coleman from the
challenge wheel of the first game. I get
to keep Chris Peele from that very same
pack. Our DTackle two is gone. Left head
rusher is back to Chris Long. No more
strong safety. Offensive line is back to
Silvers. My tight end is back to Amari
Winston. My wide receivers's back to
James Madison. I'm actually so I'm
probably most sad about losing Matt
Forte's wide receiver. He was such a
dog. One and two, gentlemen, with 56
rushing yards added. It's a tough day.
At least we get Howard Samson and a
couple of players on defense, so it's
not a total wash, but would have loved
to have won that one. All right, boys. I
love you. Thanks for watching as always,
and I'll see you in the next episode.
Peace. [music]
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