This Might Be a CRAZY Playoff Run! Wheel of CUT! Ep. #19

The will of God. >> The first round of the playoffs was shenanigans, bro. It was shenanigans. Nothing made sense. There was zero ball knowledge, game planning, playbooking. IT WAS 10 SETS of hooting and hollering. But guess what, baby? We won that game. So, for the first round of our Wheel of College playoffs, we advance. That means today we are two games away from the national championship. And if you take a look at my top five, my team is nasty. We used our regular season jackpot on that beautiful Shawn Taylor right there. And our team is sitting at an 87 overall. Now remember, we've only got two wheel spins today, but they are juiced because it's the playoffs wheel. So hopefully we can make some big additions. My wide receivers have gotten a lot better. We got two USC guys, Terrell Anderson and Trent Mosley. Both really, really solid. The offensive line looks great with two Kentucky guys in the interior. Notre Dame, David Sanders, Elijah Paige, Ethan Davis at tight end. On defense, my whole team looks great here, too. Dline, corners, safeties, everybody's a dog. If there's one thing I need on this team, though, I need one player from the University of Michigan. That way, if we lose this game with zero seconds, we just get an extra play. Can University of Michigan's frauds beating Western so stupid. Tel Aviv called Michigan answered. [snorts] Okay, actually there is a really good kicker that we can get. Colin Rogers is not the best kicker. I don't have a punter. I probably won't use that. The saddest thing is that halfback could get upgraded. Like if I could get a 90 or 91 overall halfback. That would probably be the move. But overall, the team is ready for the playoffs, and we're just being greedy at this point. You know the rules, gentlemen. It's been win or go home for like five straight games. So, let's keep it rolling with one training pack. DAMN. WELL, IF YOU'VE WATCHED ANY OF THIS SERIES, you know that the training packs in college football are ridiculous. This is not the same in Madden. A guaranteed 89 overall or better player. Legends is definitely the move here. I don't have any 89 plus legends on this team, so we're guaranteed to not get a dupe. And there's a 90 overall limited champ Bailey in packs. That would be an absurd upgrade on the defense. Hopefully, no matter what we get as an upgrade, one training pack, I'm going 89 plus legend. If we see limited, it's Champ Bailey. No limited. It's a guaranteed 89. LEGEND PLAYER IS DAMN. I didn't know what to expect. I didn't do my research. Javon Curse. He is better than Dylan Stewart, but Dylan Stewart's been amazing. I think I know exactly what we're going to do with Javon Kur. Florida Gator. Dude, for an edge rusher, Javon Kur is always so fast. 85 speed, 86 XL. Finesse moves are great. He's just good at everything, honestly. So, here's the thing. My edge rushers all season long have been really good. Dylan Stewart and Tatum Tu2 have been nasty. Landino is great at DTackle. I've been running Chris Long at DTackle. It's really good. I'm putting Javon Curse here as a big upgrade on Chris Long. Better at pretty much everything. He's got one less block shed and that's it. But he's literally better at everything else. Now, it may look like he's DTackle, too, but I run four down linemen almost every single play, which means that Dylan Stewart, Landino, Curse, and Tatum are pretty much in always. Also, quick MM Dementia story. I got a DM from Nick Dero. He said I was pronouncing his name wrong. And I said, "HOW DO I PRONOUNCE IT?" And he goes, "Dude, my name is Nick, not Ethan." Why the did I call this dude Ethan for an entire episode? Where did I pull that from? I like to think when God was done creating me, you he got to the end of the potion and he was like, "Oh my god, wait. I made this guy hung like a horse, 65, 245, jacked, handsome, wealthy. I maxed out his stats. WHAT HAVE I DONE?" AND then he just gave me dementia and he called it a day. I won't make that mistake again. Okay, our first wheel spin lands us an addition to the Dline. I will never complain about that. Our second and final wheel spin for a playoff episode. At this point, I will take anything. I didn't expect to go deline, so I'll take But I can get here and I'm going to have a choice. SACRIFICE. SACRIFICE. Did you know that in ancient Greek times, if a baby was born and it had some sort of defect, like a mental or a physical defect, they just chuck it off a cliff? I like to imagine that's what they would have done with a lot of you. Be very grateful you were born in this era. This is kind of like that. We're [music] going to sacrifice two lower overall players and get our choice of an 86 to 88. And I've got a lot of depth on this team. First one to go is going to be Simeon Coleman. Thank you for your service. Don't really need a backup center, so I'll ye Matteo Guava Vera. That wheel spin sucks early on, but it's really good this late when I basically have a backup at most positions. We're taking a look at every 88 overall in the game. Brian Dawkins, Brandon Marweather, we could get Megatron. One addition I did want to make was getting a bigger strong safety. Like here's Ryan Nolan headtohead with Jamal Johnson. Jamal Johnson is two inches taller. He's 15 pounds heavier. He's got more zone and man coverage, better change of direction. Play rack. Doesn't hit as hard though. You kind of got to respect since Ryan Nolan is smaller. I'm going to go with Jamal Johnson. Get a little more size at strong safety. So, it looks like today's episode is all defense. 88 overall Javon Kers. He's really an 89, but an 88 at tackle and 88 overall supercharged Jamal Johnson. I really like this team. You know what? No matter what I keep saying about halfback, I'm still rocking with Leenian Tomlinson and Bo Jackson in that backfield. I don't think I can play the way I played last game. I think that was just miraculous and bizarre, but it's not a good strategy to make the national championship. So, let's go have an awesome game. Let's win one here and let's advance. Your top five gets a brand new addition with Javon Curse. And all that is left now is a good old playoff challenge wheel, which would give me one of any pack in the store, including those insane training packs. Maybe we could get Champ Bailey. Ooh, it looks like I can't be a Leenian Tomlinson merchant today. Three separate players need 50 plus yards. It doesn't matter if it's rushing or receiving, but quarterback passing yards do not count. Quarterback rushing yards do. So, I could scramble for 50 with Lagway, but Lagway's passing yards don't count for this challenge. Adam, Ethan, Sha T. What do you got on your top three? Georgia, Nate Frasier, Ashlock. Interesting. Round two of the College Football Playoffs. We're taking on the Georgia Bulldogs as Jeremiah Smith will get us first and 10 on the 18. You know, Jeremiah Smith is very happy we didn't get Nick Carver because Jeremiah Smith was about to get benched, which is kind of crazy to say out loud, but it's just crazy in Ultimate Team. Every single episode that goes by that prestige players don't get a new card, they continue to get outdated. In fact, all of my prestige players at this point are outdated. There's just so many teams, so many players in college football. We're going to start this game out in the past. Guntight has been an excellent formation for us. And I'm going to feed Jeremiah Smith. We're happy to still have you, Jeremiah. You're a dog and you know it. >> Great throw lag way. Great blocking up front. You know, I am very excited to start up Wheel of Mut, but I want a natty before we start that up. And I'm not leaving this series by the wayside. So, let's do our best to close this out strong. There's an easy one for Jeremiah. DOES HE SWITCH ON? HE DOES. You know, I always respect when people switch on because honestly, the computer does make some darn good tackles. The computer is really good at finding out, but when they switch on, it's just so much easier to hit them with it. Wow. We are moving the rock right now in the pass game. Oh, Ethan Davis. I just sold, bro. Ethan Davis had a touchdown. He had outside release on that corner. That's my bad. Hey, we still picked up some nice yards. Lagway dumps it off to Leenian Tomlinson. Second and two, but I'm a little mad at myself. Ethan Davis really did have that. Okay, second and two. Let's see if it's available again. It's not. I'm just going to get rid of this one again. I could have dumped that off to could have dumped that off again. All right, I'm going to my best play of the year. Crazy enough, this has been the best play this season. Halfback swing out of GoGo. It's been better than speed option. Speed option's great, too. My opponent is very ready for this, though. I'm going to go inside zone. Look at how hard he's floating down on that left side. Completely overloaded. Just brought the safety, too. We just go inside zone and go take THIS FOR FREE. JEREMIAH SMITH, PANCAKE, you dog. Jeremiah Smith. He might have guessed. He might have guessed the left side there. Jeremiah Smith with that DB on his ass. Hey, that's the other beauty of this play call is like people are so scared of it. Makes him act irrationally. Look at that. That's money. Leenian Tomlinson's in. There's that back swing. Bang. Leenian Tomlinson's in the end zone. I'm not sure what our yards are looking like. Jeremiah's got good yards. Leenian Tomlinson has rushing and receiving right now. We certainly don't have 50 with anybody. I don't think anybody has 50 at the moment. Very efficient offense. I'm very happy with how we played that. All right, third and three. Marcel Reed at quarterback. He's trying to run the ball. Oh, good play action. I just got a roughing the passer, too. Holy That was a money. He's going to score. That was such a good play. AND I ROUGHED THE PASSER. OH, HE'S NOT GOING TO GET THERE. HE'S GASSED. HOLY SO, THAT actually adds roughing the passer adds 10 onto the spot. So he gets to the 19 on the sprint back screen and he gets 10 on top of that. Holy what a play call. I didn't see that coming at all. I thought that was a boot out to the right. But you know what? If he keeps running the ball, we can stop this. He's got Owen Allen in. Oh yeah, actually. Wow. I thought that was play action again. Got one huge play down there. Listen, goal line normal. This has got to be a pitch. Maybe play action. There's the dive. Damn. got really good yards, but he met Shawn Taylor, so we get a good hit. Third and goal from the five. This is big. Oh, he stays in goal line. This guy's a psycho. All right, I'm going on Sha T. That's the Oh, it's a fumble. It's a fumble. How is that a fumble? Siobhan Curse gets it. What? DON'T SHOOT A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH. I DON'T THINK THAT'S the saying. I don't know if that's the saying. When life give you lemons, shut the up and take your lemons. That's what the University of Michigan said when they got the most criminal bailout of the 21st century. Is it the 21st century? That never made any sense. Wait a minute. That never made any sense either. Well, actually, MMG, I have a PhD in being a loser. I'm going to tell you why in the Shut the up. I'm throwing a dot. Oh my god. Why is everything working right now? 7 to zero. I got to keep getting 50 plus to multiple players. I mean, Tomlinson feels like a lock. I almost feel like I shouldn't go to him, but I'm going to I'm going to bring out the speed option here. Oh, take a good angle. Good down. Never mind. I was going to glaze him for the downfield blocking, but he's no Jeremiah Smith. LT picks up a ton on the speed option. And I'm going to go stick a wheel here. Trent Mosley. Let's go Anderson up Texas in an out route. Wow, that's disgusting. Let's go with the post. This is gross. Playmaker. Oh. Oh, he lost the playmaker. LT, spit his ass. Oh, I'VE ONLY SUCCESS. I HAD A STROKE. I've only successfully spun one time this whole series. I swear to you, bro. I got one good spin move. I've never broke. I got to stop clicking that button. LET IT BE KNOWN WHEN I'm done clicking that button. Nasty playmaker, DJ Lagway. Absolutely nasty. I thought that defender was going to follow and it was going to be contested. He did not follow. So, we're in a really, really, really good spot here. LT's got the yards. So, we're going to lay off LT here. I'm going to go Trent Mosley on this. We're going sprint whip, but I can just wait patiently. Oh, yikes. This is Somebody lock me up. [snorts] It had a good chance. I just didn't get my greeny beany lagway shuffling real nice in that pocket. So, I know Jeremiah has a little bit of yards already. I don't know if Ethan Davis has caught any. I think the best strategy is just going to be like play as fast as we can. Oh my god, that got in front of the user. I just risked a pick six. It ended up in a touchdown. That was scary. Ethan Davis big touchdown. Let's go for two. We're playing great right now. What worked really well last time was that Jeremiah quick out. They didn't have any answer to that. Let's see if that's still the case. Ooh, that's well guarded. Excuse me. What on earth just happened? Can we watch that back? Look at his defender. Honest to God, I'm just kind of getting lucky right now. He fumbled. I don't know how that was a fumble. We are We are on the winning end of a lot of 50/50s, and that is not a good strategy. So, we got to start playing a little smarter. Let's get a stop here. >> Seven first downs, 238, 166. >> We're going to have to check our yards, too. All right, let's get aggressive. I'm sending a blitz. There's the handle. Why am I on this camera angle? Why are we missing that tackle? Okay, way to catch him, dude. He has these two huge plays. I have no idea how I whiffed that. I got stuck on the wrong camera angle, though. It's so much harder to tackle on those angles. Good ball to Nate Frasier. This guy's like three plays that took him like 90 yards. We stalled him right here. Let's see if we can do it again. Javon Ken, his first game has a fumble recovery. It's very exciting for him. Everything is well defended. Marcel, if you throw this ball, you're out of your mind. Look alive, kid. Helen Keller down there. The ball's coming at your face. Go get a pick six, son. All right, we're sending a blitz. Here we go. Clay Matthews in the middle. I got Dylan and Tatum off the edges. Javon Kur in the middle. Good ball. Big hit. No. First and goal down to the eight. He's going no huddle. We're going to switch to Tampa 2. I don't care if he runs it. I'm ready to stop it. He doesn't run it. He's passing. MARCEL REED'S IN A lot of trouble. Just barely gets rid of the football. Great defense, dude. I tell you what, red zone offense is difficult in this game. I'm really grateful that I have the go- go offense cuz when you put a lot of zones out there, it's tough to find somebody open. Goes with a little light screen here. He gets three, but it's third and goal from the five. I'm I don't think he can score. I'm not kidding. He needs to run the ball. If he doesn't run the ball, we're stopping this. I'm dropping triple QB spot. He's passing. I'm going to go on Javon Curse. I'm going to use Javon Kur. I'm telling you, he can do it. Third and goal. Look at that. There's going to be nobody open. He doesn't have a chance. Hey, let's go. I'm telling you, Chris Long QB spots fourth and goal from the six. He has to go for this. I'm running the exact same defense. We're zoning up everybody. Fourth and goal. Three, two, one. He's not going to get the snap off. He'll let it go to the two-minute warning. This is ball game. If he doesn't get this, absolutely ball game. Same defense. I'm spying up everybody. I'll send two off the edge. >> [laughter] >> He didn't get a flip down. There's nobody on him. Why does he even jump there? [laughter] My god. Tell me you're challenging it right. I think he might have quit. Oh, the booth IS REVIEWING IT. WE GOT A UNIVERSITY of Michigan official review. He's getting that Western Michigan treatment right now. So, they reviewed it. It's not a touchdown. Now, he is impressed, man. And I think we might have a bomb to throw. WE MIGHT HAVE A BOMB TO THROW. Terrell Anderson. Gone. Come on, Ken. Come on, Houston. Oh, I didn't fumble. How the did I not fumble? I'm not even being a conspiracy theorist. I love making these videos. I swear they like predetermine the outcomes of games. Sometimes it feels like you literally cannot do anything wrong. I just showed FOR 8 SECONDS, GOT DRILLED in the face. That was a pass. I passed that. That might be receiving yards right there. Hey, let's just be grateful. We are on the good end of this. If I switch this to a pass and send Mosley across, I think we score. Oh, B was wide open. LT was way more wide open. I goofed that, too. Okay, maybe I can do wrong. We just got to come out in a better play. We need triple option. If we run triple option, we'll be just fine. The decoy motion. I need the user to follow it. Follow it. Follow it. Follow it. Yeah, he shifted his line. Late pitch inside. Now I'm looking real stupid because I didn't take my touchdown on Tur Anderson. That would have been a four bomb. Oh, this is brutal. If I get this, I'm so sorry. I'M SO SORRY, GEORGIA. [laughter] I'M so sorry. >> Holy dot out of the kicker and he's going to quit. I mean, WHAT ELSE? YOU HAVE TO, DUDE. I'm sorry. Genuinely, you got I mean, oh my god, this is a tough one. HONESTLY, IT WAS SUCH AN electric game. I'm going to count it. I'm going to take my rage quit spin and then we'll play one game of college overtime to determine the fate of the challenge wheel. I was actually pretty close to that challenge wheel, though, cuz Terrell Anderson for sure had it. Leian Tomlinson for sure had it. And I have another guy with 50 plus. I'm not entirely sure that we earned that rage quit. That was um just literally everything that could possibly go right went right. Ooh, special team jackpot. So, I think I got this last time and that's how I got the kicker. Maybe I'm remembering that wrong. I'm pretty sure there's a better kicker than Colin Rogers in the game right now. I thought they dropped a new 88 overall. Oh, they did. There's an 87 overall kicker. Payton Woodring, Georgia Bulldogs 88 kick bar 84. That's a huge upgrade. But he's not on the auction house. I'm not going to lie. When I see nothing on the auction house, it kind of makes me happy cuz it makes me know that people are not giving their money to EA. So, it's a blessing and a curse. doesn't work out great for Wheel of College, but him. I can't get Payton right now, but I'll make sure to get him before next episode. More importantly is earning the challenge wheel. Since our opportunity was robbed, we get one chance to redeem ourselves by winning a game of college overtime. Last time I did this, I lost. Brian Shazir, AJ Green, Isaac Brown, utter god Squad, Auburn, Colorado. Why can't I play this guy in the playoffs? Who am I kidding? If I play this guy in the playoffs, I'd be bitching. All right, let's start out the game the exact same way. This is a monster team we're facing, but it's college overtime. >> So, all you got to do is go get that score in. Oh, good Jeremiah. Good Jeremiah. Oh my god. And he ate a hit. Jeremiah Smith, you're a freak. All right, we get down to the four on our first play, but I'm telling you, dude, red zone offense is not easy. We're going load option to left. He doesn't see it at all. I don't have the wheels. Damn. That's what I mean. That should be a touchdown, but we don't got the wheels. I'm going to look like I'm coming out the same thing and I'm just going to run inside zone here. I kind of want to scare him off of it. And that's exactly what we do. Leanian Tomlinson's in the end zone. The go- go is so juicy. I made this problem last time. I started with the ball. I scored. I kicked the PAT. But I'd rather stop them for a two-point conversion than outright lose. Okay, seven to zero. If Auburn scores, they're going to have the option here. They can go for two like our last game's fate. That's RPO. Floats it. Damn, that was a money ball. Holy that was a money ball. I thought for sure we were going to stop that. He's instantly down to the seven. Let's see how he plays this. Arch Manning to Tony G. So, he started on RPO. I'm going to go on Jamal Johnson, TCU. He's running the rock. Wow. You know, that play's actually so good just cuz everyone gets all piled up like idiots. We had the angles, but we just piled up like dumb asses right there. He's going to go for two. It's the same as last time. It's the exact same as last time. I'm thinking this is another RPO. It is. HE HANDS IT OFF AND I'm on it. Come on, buddy. HE RPO CHEESED HIS WAY INTO A LOSS. THAT FEELS SO GOOD. Best way to stop those RPOs is man coverage cuz then your DBs like play that screen fast as hell and it's just my responsibility to tackle the running back. And we did it. Player of the game. They sim the game. So your player of the game is random. But it's just so funny that it's still Leanian Tomlinson and it always is. We get a college OT win. Damn, that one felt good. That was a damn good team we just fought. And this time my my PAT was the right call. All right, boys. I say run it back. Legends 89 plus. Worst case scenario is Javon Curse again. Best case scenario is limited champ Bailey. 14,000 training and 89 plus legend. And one of these days I'm going to get that limited. I tell YOU WHAT OUR LEGEND PLAYER IS. Oh That's who that is. Dude, I faced this Titan a few games ago and he was cooking. I didn't know who he was. He's a legend. He's a Missou legend. Chase Kaufman. 6'6, 250 with 87 speed, 89 catching. Excellent route running. Pretty good blocker, too. Allaround monster tight end. Ethan Davis will still be the starter, but damn, we just got a unit in the backup. Shout out Trees Green though who made a little appearance, you know, shadow appearance from his LSU season, but he was he was kind of awesome for us. There's so many monsters on this lineup now. We really are in a position where it's hard to upgrade anything. I could get a true fullback. I mean, a true fullback would actually be nice for some of the plays we run to have a real lead blocker and not Bo Jackson. Tight ends are disgusting. O line is nasty. That's it, gentlemen. We made it. Next episode is the national championship. Let's get after it. I love you boys. I'll see you in the next one. Peace. [music] >> [music]