This Is NOT the Horror Movie We Expected! | Tucker & Dale vs. Evil | Movie Reaction

Today's video is quite simple. This is going to be our first reaction to Tucker and Dale Versus Evil. So, if you enjoy this reaction, like, comment, subscribe, hit us up on Patreon if you guys want to see the full uncut reaction. Make sure you hike the video. Let us know in the comments what's another movie you guys want us to check out. Have you ever seen this? >> Nope. >> I've never even heard of this movie. Like, don't get me wrong, the suggestions throughout like the suggestions I've heard of this movie, but a lot of the times we watch these like Top Gun for example, like I've heard of Top Gun several times. It's been brought up and stuff, but I've never heard of this movie at all. So, this is about as blind as it gets. Yep. >> All right. This is kind of like on Pokemon, the original Pokémon game when you go into the the bat, the cave with the Zubat. >> No. >> Yeah. You don't got the flash yet. You guys know what I'm talking about. All right. Let's watch this. >> Let's go. >> Are you sure we should be doing this? This is still a crime scene. >> Back up, Billy. It's called investigative journalism for a reason. You know, the police missed something here. I can feel it. You won a Peabody award. Look great up ON YOUR >> [screaming] >> OH MY GOSH. >> Is that the evil? >> Yeah, I guess so. Okay. West Virginia. >> People have their opinions about West Virginia. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Who does? >> Oh, they're just like common ones that are obviously not [snorts] true. >> No, a lot of them are true. Chad, just cuz you're not in your future doesn't mean that freaks. >> Well, it actually does. Allison, you see you're [music] either Omega Beta or you're A FREAK. >> OMEGA BETA. >> HEY, CHUCK, speed up, man. They're going to pass us. Oh jeez. Wa. Jesus. >> Bear. [laughter] >> That guy's got a real staring problem. >> WE FORGOT THE BEER. [screaming] >> NO, >> HE had some. [laughter] >> This feels like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre or something. >> Yeah, >> guys, I love West Virginia. Beautiful. There's a lot of poverty and stuff up there though. [clears throat] You ain't born to that. >> Can I help you? >> Where's your beer at? >> Beer's in the back. >> Why don't you look for it first? I would think that's weird. >> Why is it so creepy? >> 3/4 in nails, hacksaw, bailing hooks, brush clearing sides. >> What? [laughter] >> Condo, hand drill. Stone B. Excuse me. [laughter] Let's get out of here, >> man. I'd have been out of there. >> Yeah. We need anything else? >> Pick a leg. >> Six pounder. >> Oh, hot dog Tucker. Have you ever seen anything like that in your life? >> Just your average college girls. Nothing average about that. >> You know something, Dale? She's just human. Why don't you go over there and talk to her? >> What in the world would I say? >> Tell her that she got a vacation home. That'll probably impress her. >> These are college girls, okay? They grew up with vacation homes and guys like me fixing their toilets. [laughter] >> Girls can smell fear now. Come on. >> Yeah. Get over there, big guy. >> What? What's the worst that could happen? >> She can say no. That's it. >> You're right, Tuck. I'm going to do it. >> All right. Just smile and laugh. Oh, he's [laughter] got a siphon. >> I know. He looks like a dang psychopath. >> You guys uh going camping? [laughter] Smile and laugh. >> We don't want any trouble. All right. So, just Okay. Okay. [laughter] Okay. I'm sorry. He's a good looking cooler. Uh >> a He just got misunderstood. It was creepy. It was creepy. >> His hat says giver. He's a [clears throat] giver, not a taker. >> I'm a zero with the ladies. They hate my face. >> They hate your tactics. >> Yeah, they hate the scythe. The scythe ain't cutting it. >> Literally. >> I always get all stupid. My hands get clammy and I just act like a big fat idiot. You got an inferiority complex. >> No, I don't. [laughter] >> I think it's that he eats pickled eggs. >> That's true, I reckon. >> Oh [ __ ] What are you doing? We got a cop. >> But the beer falls in. >> The cop's head [laughter] over. >> Oh no. Awkward. >> You think they're going to get misunderstood again? >> My hand is stuck. >> Unstuck it. Then he's got him out of his car. He's out of his car. >> He's out of his car. and his shirt open. [laughter] Sorry, officer. >> He says, "Give her." >> It's a beautiful day, isn't it? I lost my wallet a couple weeks back. New one is in the mail. >> Where are you two headed? >> We are headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake. [laughter] >> He's been striking out with the ladies. I figured a little man time might do him some good. >> This awkward >> up there, but pain is suffering on a scale you can't even imagine. >> Oh, shoot. I pulled you over cuz you got a broken turn signal. >> Oh, get that fixed. >> That was very helpful. >> He said there ain't nothing up there but pain and suffering. >> They said that dude's weird. >> He was jealous cuz he can't afford a place of his own. >> Was that it? [laughter] >> Pretty good life, man. >> That's kind of wholesome that they just want to go drink beer together at their little spot. >> That cop thinks they're about to be doing all kinds of stuff in that cabin. I love how they switched shut the characters on us. That was cool. >> Creepy. >> It looks fun, but considering this is a horror movie, that looks creepy. >> Feels like meth has definitely been done in there. >> Oh my god. It's perfect. And what they call this, a fixer upper? >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS OURS. OH MY GOD. >> It says keep out on the door. >> It's just a little dusty is all. It's a mansion. [laughter] Now, whoever used to live here must have been a an archaeologist or something. >> Yeah, my ar Yeah. Must have been a real news junkie, too. [laughter] >> Chili Dog Depot. Buy three, get two free, no expiration date. >> All right, >> that's a good deal. >> But that's what you got from that. [laughter] >> Dreams really do come true. >> Oh, I thought that killed him. Oh my gosh. >> You have a reoccurring dream about [ __ ] a dick, but you never do it. Are you gay? >> Yes. >> Yes. [laughter] >> Hey, that's that guy from No, >> she's the man. >> Oh yeah. >> Now, do you [ __ ] want to hear a real story? >> Okay. >> Has he got a wristband on? >> Feels like Leon. No, we don't want to hear >> right here. It was 20 years ago today. What the [laughter] >> how a bunch of college kids they came out here to have a good time. They weren't the only ones in these here woods. >> Dang. They were having a good time. [laughter] [music] >> Oh god. >> Uhoh. >> Put that back on. >> No. This is cool. This is cool. I like this. Oh my god. What a throw. Oh my gosh. [music] >> She's going to TRIP >> or jump to her. >> It bothers me that that's a duo. >> Only one person lived to tell this story and their bodies are buried beneath us. >> There's a lake back there. Who wants to go skinny dipping? >> I do. Let's go. He said, "I [laughter and snorts] do, didn't he?" >> And he pointed to him. It was like, "What the heck?" >> That's okay, Tuck. You You take that. That's yours. >> That's why you're never going to get in life. That's cuz you don't stick up for yourself. >> Do not even think about it. >> But you just said, "You serious?" [laughter] >> I said, "Don't even think about it, though." So that was the last thing I said. I like them, but they're like dumb and dumber, aren't they? >> This movie so far is hilarious. >> God, Chad, what the hell are you doing? You're such an [ __ ] >> Oh my god, his name is Chad. >> Of course it is. >> You know, you can drop the act now. Like, you're better than everyone else. >> I don't know. >> Yeah, you do. But that's okay, Ally, because I get it. You are better than everyone else. >> Oh, God. >> You and I, Ally, are cut from a different cloth. You know what I mean? I'm You're >> That's a good thing. It lowers my inhibitions. [laughter] >> Let's talk about this later. I'm going to go catch up with everyone. >> Do you think he popped his collar before or after he started drinking? >> I think it before. >> HERE WE GO. >> WHAT IF I DID THAT? >> Don't do it. >> What's that all about? >> I think we should go check it out. I think y'all should stay away. >> Oh my god, they look so creepy on me. [laughter] >> That's dangerous at night. [screaming] >> Isn't that right? >> What is the matter with you? >> When you see a college girl prancing around in front of you half naked, you do not yell out my name. >> You are hopeless. Do you know that you're hopeless? >> She didn't come up yet. >> Oh no, >> lady. >> I feel like they're about to get blamed for this. >> I know. >> And that guy's going to hunt him down. >> I think cuz they just told that ghost story, they're going to think it's the two people. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh my [screaming] god. >> We got your friend. >> [laughter] >> We got your friend while the hell they're running away. Hey, don't matter. Tuck him. We got to get him back to the cabin. Come on. Let's roll. >> Oh god. [laughter] >> Oh my god. And he can throw axes. >> I told you he's going to be like the kid on Stranger Things. Remember [laughter] >> Hillbillies or hillbillies? >> Hillies from the store. >> Sprung in action. Boy, >> hillbillies. This is a trip. >> This movie is funny. Oh, she's alive. Thank goodness. >> A [laughter] Why does he have to walk like that, though? >> Don't Don't cry. >> Don't go. [laughter] >> It's a pancakes. YOU HATE PANCAKE. I'M I'LL GO TO MAKE YOU SOMETHING ELSE. OH, >> it's not that he's walking crazy particularly. It's just that she's perceiving him as walking crazy because of her own like prejudices, you know. >> I guess I am too then. [laughter] >> Chuck, tell them what you saw. Well, it was really dark, but it looked like one of the guys was eating her face off. >> That is so disgusting. >> They're on bat salts. >> We don't need the police. We can handle this [clears throat] on our own. >> No, no, no. What if I go? >> Fine. You want to go, Chuck? Then just go. >> I'll be back, Mr. I swear. THAT'S SUCH [ __ ] WHERE IS HE GOING to go? [laughter] >> It's just a cabin. It doesn't mean they're psycho killers. >> Then why don't you go in there and talk to them? >> Maybe I will. I said maybe. [laughter] >> The music is so perfect. >> Oh, I still can't get over his hat. It says giver. >> Please don't tell me that you hate eggs and bacon. The dog's like, >> "What am I doing here?" >> Me and Tucker, I mean, uh, uh, I and Tuck. >> Well, Tucker and I br you here last night. >> Why? >> You were about to go swimming with your friends and then you climbed up onto a bunch of rocks and you slipped and fell and banged your head and then you fell into the water and then I dove in and rescued you. >> You were spying on us? >> No. No. What? No. I swear to God. No. No. We were out there fishing and I didn't we didn't see I didn't I didn't see maybe Tucker might have seen a little >> Oh no hush. >> They ran off. >> They they just left me. >> Yeah, but don't don't be mad at them. Some people just aren't any good in the crisis and that's why Tucker and I br you here. >> I br you here. >> I didn't I didn't have any girly clothes. So >> it's okay. I I never really had much fashion sense anyway. >> Me neither. [clears throat] >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry about all the mess around here. You know, this place and uh you know, I'm sure it doesn't look like much to a a high class girl like you, but uh [music] you know, we always just had sort of a dream. >> What's your name? >> My name is Dale. >> I'm Allison. My my friends call me Ally. >> Oh, it's a real pleasure to meet you, Ally. Son, >> he said son. >> Do you guys have anything to to do around here? >> Do you like board games? >> What kind do you have? >> Got this one right here is my favorite. Trivia up. >> Trivia up. That's your favorite board game. You're going to be good at that. >> So, they're becoming friends. >> He's going to be like a a vassel of knowledge. >> And walk, [ __ ] >> He's going on like the maintenance man shirt. >> Goddamn Romeo. >> They're just interacting normally and he just thinks that's so impressive. [laughter] >> Uh-oh. Bad sign. bees. Are you going to be swinging that thing? [laughter] >> He looks like Leatherface. [laughter] >> But the truth is he's a doofus. >> Yeah. [screaming] >> Oh my god. >> That's how I am when bees are hit me though. I hope he doesn't actually Oh, did he just get stabbed? >> He just killed himself. >> Another misunderstanding. >> Oh, and then he gets stung. Anyways, probably. >> I think he understood in the end. Damn, buddy. >> Here we go. Big roll. Five. >> Cursed land for real. Who was the fifth president of the United States? >> Oh, that's too easy. That's James Monroe. >> Oh my god, you were right again. You are killing me. >> I got this weird brain where I'm dumb as a stump, but I remember everything that I ever heard. >> I barely even made it past the third grade. >> Oh, that doesn't mean anything. There's a difference between education and intellect. >> There is truth to that. >> What is it that you study in college? >> I'm getting my bachelor's degree in psychology. >> Oh, Bo. [laughter] I just think that so many of the major problems and conflicts in the world are caused by a lack of communication, you know. >> Yeah. >> Like this whole situation. >> Hey. Hey. Oh my god. Tucker. What happened to your face? I swallowed into a beef nest. Why? >> Well, I didn't do it on [laughter] purpose, you idiot. And I might have avoided if you were out there helping me. You said why? [laughter] I came out here to work. DON'T SIT AROUND PLAYING STUPID BOARD GAMES. >> HEY, how about I come over there and I pull those stingers out of your face and I'll help you with whatever you want. >> All right, I'd like that. Thank you. >> Okay. >> A saw your friend out there. He must be allergic to bees or something because he was running like a bat out of hell. >> I should go out there and find him. >> No, no, that's No, you need to rest. We We'll go find your friends. You should relax. Tucker and Dale are on the case. Ain't that right, Tucker? >> Come on. >> They're not letting her leave. She's going to get suspicious and see that body, I think, and think she's kidnapped. >> Be careful, okay? My friends can be kind of judgmental. >> I know. I'm going to let Tucker do most of the talking anyway. He can win over just about anybody, can't you, Tucker? Real people person. [laughter] >> He looks so scary. >> They killed him, man. >> They left his body here as a message. >> Yeah. >> Oh, [laughter] would you [ __ ] quit it with this thing, okay? It doesn't work out here. [laughter] >> This guy is so over the top. >> Survival of the fittest. [laughter] Quick, somebody's coming. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> Man, I would have got my hatchet. >> I love how they're running so scared of them. [laughter] >> I know. >> College girl like that and I was beating the crap out of her. >> You beat the crap out of everybody. There's something wrong with your brain. >> I know. You keep telling me that. When we get back, I'll finish her off real quick and then we'll get back to work. Okay. >> They're going to kill her. >> He's talking about the game. Let me finish her off. [laughter] >> What was you thinking? >> I just thought he was going to kill her. I mean, I don't REALLY KNOW. >> COLLEGE [screaming] KIDS. >> HEY, COLLEGE KIDS. >> COLLEGE KIDS. >> MAYBE WE could leave them a note in case they come back. >> With what? >> Well, this will work. [laughter] >> Careful. >> I'm going to have to etch it in. So they're going to think there's a message for them. [laughter] A creepy message. >> We got your >> cuz they're just country bumpkins and that's how [laughter] >> Well, it also takes a lot of time to carve that. I'm sure. Shortcuts, you know. >> I got my kish. You think that girl is hot? >> Do you guys have my friends? >> Uh whoa. Your friends? No. No. We left them a note. They should be by here any minute. >> What are you doing? >> Uh oh. I'm digging a [ __ ] hole. [laughter] I'm digging a crap crapper hole. It's a It's a hole. It's for the [ __ ] house. Crap house. >> You mind if I help? >> What? >> No, no, no, no, no. It's not work for a pretty for a girl like you. That's Oh, >> they're going to be like she's digging her own gra. [laughter] >> We got your friend. [laughter] >> Yeah, you're doing a good job. >> Thank you. >> I think they're kind of friends now. >> I think so. >> That sick [ __ ] He's making her into our own grave. >> God, you scare me. >> There is no way. >> You guys going around the witcher. >> Oh no. Please no one go in the witch. >> I'm just right here. >> Good idea. >> Oh, good. Look, your friends are here. Hey. [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] >> Oh no. >> Oh my gosh. At least she's seen that. This freaking guy. Oh my god. >> Ew. >> Are you okay? >> Oh, you know better than that. [laughter] Oh my. >> I thought about that happening to me, guys. My dad has a tree company, so he has a lot of chippers and I've used it a lot. One of my biggest fears, there's a safety bar you can grab. But >> some kid, he just hooked himself RIGHT INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER. WHAT? HEAD FIRST RIGHT into the wood [laughter] chipper. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED to her? What? Oh, she got knocked down, fell into the [ __ ] hole right next to me. One of those suckers came running out of nowhere and speared herself straight to THE GUT AND DIED ON TOP OF ME. TUT, >> IT'S going to look They look cursed from their point of view. >> Yeah. From their point of view, they look like some cursed. Yeah, >> I know what this is. >> What? >> This is a suicide pact. >> What? These kids are coming out here and they're killing themselves all over the woods. >> Oh my god, that makes so much sense. >> We have GOT TO HIDE ALL OF THE SHARP OBJECTS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, TUCKER? I think they're trying to [laughter] kill her, too. That's why they acted so funny after we saved her because they want her dead. >> I hope they don't break in there, cuz it makes them look even crazier. >> Call the police. >> Yeah. Tell them what? Oh, I I would tell them what happened. Oh, howdy ho, officer. [laughter] There we were minding our own business, just doing some chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property. [laughter] It doesn't matter what happened. What matters is what looks like what happened. And what LOOKS LIKE [laughter] WHAT HAPPENED is pretty nasty. >> We got to clean this mess up. >> Oh my god, >> this movie is hilarious. I mean, it's sad that people died. Okay, I'm not that heartless. But >> what the [laughter] hell are you still doing here? How are we going to get out of here? Dick Wad over here sent Chuck off with the truck. Well, then let's walk. [laughter] >> 40 miles. >> Maybe you should have thought of that before you wore your stripper shoes. >> [ __ ] I would start walking. >> Are you sharpening any of that? >> You guys are all a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Oh god. >> I mean, a few little tiny murders and everyone just freaks out. But do you know how lucky you all are? >> What the [ __ ] are you TALKING ABOUT, MAN? [laughter] THERE'S NO RULES OUT HERE. IT'S us against them. And if you don't think you can handle that, maybe you deserve to die. >> Oh my. >> He is tripping. He's acting like he still won't get charges. >> Y'all hear that? >> The [laughter] police. I'm going to come on you guys and go. >> Wait, who invited this guy? You know what I mean? >> He invited all them. >> Your friends are probably fine. Probably just a little misunderstanding, that's all. >> OH GOD. PUT HIM IN THE BACK SEAT AND we'll go have a look. >> Don't go have a look. Drive him out of there. [screaming] >> Oh my god. >> We're still dealing with that. >> The cops going to pull up. I know. I know. >> Sorry. Better not charge me for this. >> It's like Fargo. >> Yeah. [groaning and screaming] >> Get off me. Get off me. Get off me. >> Don't drag it. >> This is gory. >> Might as well finish grinding them up at this point. >> I know. Oh god. >> Let me do the talking. That's a good idea. >> You can't stay put. >> It's not what it looks like. >> We've had a doozy of a day. [laughter] >> There we were. >> Yep. >> Uh minding our own business. >> Yep. >> When all of a sudden, out of nowhere, these kids started killing themselves all over my property. >> Yeah, he dove head first right into the wood chipper. >> There's another one who shoved a spear THROUGH HIS GULLET. NOW, I don't know how much experience you've had with this, >> but we were scared shitless. >> Scared shitless. [laughter] >> That it looks so bad. It looks so bad. >> But what is he going to say? >> Think that I'm some kind of [ __ ] Believe story like that. No, sir. >> Not a [ __ ] >> Not openminded. Mhm. >> You say you were just working when this kid ran up and stuffed his head into that wood chipper? >> That's a fact. >> That's a fact. They might be trying to kill the girl that we have inside. >> She can maybe explain the whole thing if I hadn't knocked her unconscious with a shovel. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> You've got another one inside. And And you say she's unconscious? [laughter] >> Like shut up. He seems kind of calm, right? >> Don't go in there. >> Right this way. Sure. >> They're horrified. >> What's he doing? >> What's that point? What is that? >> Why did he [ __ ] arrest them? [music] >> Well, she's alive. >> At least she's not brain dead. >> Oh, thank God. I told you boys to stay away from this place. Officer, do we look like a couple psycho killers to you? >> Yeah, >> looks can be deceiving. >> No, no, no, >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WA! NO, [screaming] >> I WAS EVEN WALKING RIGHT NOW, SON. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S going to walk it off. He's going to be fine. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Tyler, I told you we should fix that thing. [laughter] Oh my god. >> Oh, they're going to get the gun. >> [ __ ] you. You [ __ ] No. No. No. >> You got to take the safety off on the side there. >> Don't look at the barrel. >> Oh, DON'T. [screaming] >> They said take you got to take the safety off the side there. He told him. >> He's a dumb dumb. [laughter] >> I don't know. >> None of this would have happened if it wasn't FOR YOU. FOR BEING SUCH A GODDAMN GOOD SAMARITAN. OH MY GOD, SHE'S DROWNING. HELL, IS SHE STILL ALIVE? OH, HALLEL [ __ ] [laughter] >> none of this would have happened if we hadn't have gone fishing. [laughter] I DON'T EVEN LIKE FISHING. YOU DON'T like >> Oh, that's rude. >> What the I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Tucker. Did I hurt your feelings? >> Yeah. >> Oh, no. >> Where's all this ammo coming from? >> Where's Jangers? >> [sighs and gasps] >> No, >> not Jangers. >> Hey, Hill. Your move. A >> Did you bring that nail gun in here? >> Yeah. Why? >> Imagine trying to tell the judge. You're like, "Judge, this all happened cuz he's just such a good guy." You know what I mean? >> Oh my god. >> I ain't never shot at nobody before. >> Think of him like moving 2x4s. >> Oh, I'm sorry. >> That's aimed right at his throat. I'm going to go out the back door. Try not to shoot me. Okay, I'll try. All right. >> I would not believe him. >> HEY, KIDS. YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? >> Where'd the dog go? >> He thinks that's hiding. >> Well, apparently it's working. >> HOW YOU LIKE THAT, COLLEGE KIDS? HOW'S THAT TASTE? PLAY THAT CAME FROM. BUNCH of fakes. [screaming] Jesus, Dale, >> he was having fun with that. [laughter] >> YOU SHOOTING US AGAIN AND YOUR DOG'S DEAD. >> IF YOU KILL MY DOG, I SWEAR TO GOD. >> Let's go. >> I DID REALLY, REALLY BAD. >> [laughter] >> AT THIS POINT, I'M JUST dying to know how this movie ends. Like, are they going to go to prison or what? >> I don't know. They killed a cop at this point. I mean, there's no way you can You have no evidence of nothing. >> Are you saying they have so much evidence against them? >> Yeah. >> Circumstantial, though. Did he just really try that? Oh god, please no. >> This has turned insane wrong with you kids. >> What is the matter with us? I've never stood so close to pure evil before. >> It's payback time, Hillbilly. Let me go. I can get my cooler. Hey, I got 10 to 12 beers in there. They're yours. >> NO. [screaming] >> He doesn't deserve it. No. I feel so bad for him. >> I know. This is such a big misunderstanding. >> Damn. >> This is crazy. Thank god we're recording. This reaction has been awful. >> What happened? >> I can't really say. It was so awful. Oh god, I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry. >> Just let it out. It's okay, right? [laughter] I want you to take a deep breath. >> No. Tell me what happened. >> Do some of your friends take medication? >> Why? >> Because I think they forgot to take it. [laughter] >> I It's [clears throat] like all your friends just decided to go nuts all at the same time. [laughter] >> I remember I I saw >> Yeah. At first I thought they were trying to kill you and then they started killing themselves and then they tried to kill us and now they're going after my dog. >> Oh, >> he's so emotional about it. >> No, there there must be some kind of mistake. My my friends would never hurt anyone out there until they kill all of us until >> Nobody wants to hurt you. >> It sure sounds like someone does. >> I'm going to go talk to them. Okay, >> Elsa, don't you know what it's like out there? >> Oh my god. Oh my god. It's going to be his hand or something. >> Why did he even bring that in there? >> Did you see them? >> No. >> What is that? >> OH MY GOD. >> OH MY GOD. CUZ THEY CUT OFF HIS BOWLING FINGERS. >> Not his bowling fingers. >> Now we got your [clears throat] friend. How long was I out for? [laughter] >> A few hours. She's like, "How did they turn into this?" >> My best friend needs to get these kids. >> They must [laughter] have thought that you were trying to harm me. >> Oh, and why would they think that? >> Uh, when we first saw you guys back back at that store, we just thought that that you looked a little creepy. >> I was nervous. I I don't know how to talk to girls. And >> No, D. I I know that now, but we didn't then. >> You thought that I looked like some kind of freak. >> I'm I'm really sorry. >> I should have known that if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody' END UP DEAD. >> [laughter] >> DALE, DON'T STOP. WAIT, >> TUCKER, are you out there? >> Not in the hat. >> God damn stupid college kids. [laughter] >> I'M COMING FOR YOU, BUDDY. >> LIKE, imagine how dumb he probably thinks that guy is. Like, holy [ __ ] [laughter] Freaking idiot. >> Yeah. H. [ __ ] you're trapped. >> WHAT? >> Oh no. Oh no. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. Oh god. >> Oh, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear. [laughter] That's funny. That kid has got some serious issues. >> I know. Wait. Sorry about that. This vacation sucks. [laughter] >> When they go in there, it's going to be hilarious cuz the murder like newspaper [clears throat] clippings. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're going to like some freaks >> and like the bones ain't this place. [laughter] >> This is where evil lives. >> What are you guys doing? We're saving you stupid. Let's go. Why are you whispering? There's There's no one else here. Oh, >> what have they done to you, Ally? >> They haven't done anything to me, Chad. This has all been a huge misunderstanding. >> He's going to think she's brainwashed. [laughter] >> No, CHAD. NO, CHAD, STOP. THIS IS THEIR vacation home. >> Oh, [laughter] >> Tucker and Jill do not mean to hurt anyone. They're They're really nice. >> You have no idea what this is all about. >> No, he's just laring right now. He's having fun. Tucker and Dale have been nothing but gentlemen to me this entire time. >> They started this by doing what? Saving my life. [clears throat] >> I remember reading about this in my sociology class. >> Here we go. >> It's called the Stockholm syndrome. When someone who's been kidnapped ends up falling in love with their kidnapper. >> The what? This is >> Tell me you're not falling in love with that freak. >> This kid doesn't listen at all, does he? >> You don't understand. >> Well, are you or are YOU NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM? >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? >> TELL ME. >> WHOA. Let the girl go. Are you okay, Ally? Did he just call you Ally? >> Wait, wait. [laughter] >> Nobody wants to hurt anyone. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. You could have fooled me. >> [ __ ] off, Hillbilly. >> You [ __ ] body perm. [clears throat] >> Wait, [laughter] wait. >> Body, >> how about I make some tea and and we all sit and and talk this out. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, this sounds like a good idea. I'll provide the finger sandwiches. [laughter] >> Sit here. Okay, mister. >> He's hilarious, though. Like, I know he's supposed to be like >> He's like the guy on Scaryable. Yeah. He really reminds me of that kid from Stranger Things for real. >> I want you each to tell your side of the story. As you're listening to the other person, I want you to see yourself in their shoes. >> She's using her psychology major. [laughter] >> Chad, why don't you start? >> Well, where should I [ __ ] begin? >> Wherever you'd like. >> Before I was born. >> Okay, maybe not that far. This is important. >> Oh god. [laughter] >> You see my parents, they were attacked by hillbillies just like him. >> So this goes deep. >> I was here for >> everyone just for fun. >> So he's out there on a revenge arc. >> My father was helpless and he didn't even know that she was pregnant with me yet. But my mom, SHE FOUGHT BACK AND she escaped. But my father wasn't so lucky. Dang. His body was never found. And >> he's got rage inside. >> By the time I was born, my mother was already institutionalized. I grew up hearing that story from my grandmother. >> Thank Thank you for sharing with us, Chad. >> That was so intense. >> But like, what's that got to do with them, though? >> He said it generationally goes deep. >> And Chad said they were gone longer than 15 minutes. We come in guns blazing. >> Oh no. [laughter] I >> feel like they could have been 40 mi away by now. >> He said we come in guns blazing. >> I am really sorry that your family got massacred. I didn't have anything to do with that. [clears throat] It may not have been you, but it was definitely your kind. >> Who? Billy. >> Can I Tucker? I can't even hurt fish. >> That's right. >> He don't even like fishing. >> So, now that you've both expressed your side of the story, how do you feel? >> I feel better. I feel [sighs] I feel like awake. Yeah, I feel good. >> Y'all didn't say nothing. >> IT'S SHOW TIME, FREAK. >> UH-OH. NO. OH, DANG. >> I guess the pharmacy time's over. >> He said, "Why didn't he go? >> Go back to hell where you belong, freak." Sometimes I feel like the YouTube audience treats us like these hillbillies. >> I know. >> Y'all are from Georgia. >> No. No. Don't use that. [screaming] >> Oh my god. >> Oh man. I liked him. He was my favorite. [laughter] >> Oh no. Oh my god. >> Oh, she's gone. >> Help me. >> Get off me. [screaming] >> Y'all just got to drive away from that forever. For life. Never come back. >> You're killing. >> Dang, man. >> I'm a terrible therapist. >> What? No. No. >> I thought you did a great job in there. >> You never let them talk about the fact they didn't kill each other's friends on purpose. There was no misunderstanding. [laughter] >> Uh, guys. >> Yeah. >> Confirm your kills. >> Oh, he was that thing in the beginning. >> Oh my god. [screaming] >> Never mind. Let's go. Uh-uh. Maybe we should help him. >> Do not bloody. DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE? BE CAREFUL WITH THIS. THIS IS the only thing I've got. >> He's not going to catch them. He is way too slow. A >> what? >> How do you wreck? Dude, that's the only thing he had left and he wrecked it. >> I STOP NOW, BOY. ALISON, >> DID he take him? >> She's gone. [ __ ] What happened? >> You took her. I tell you something, Dale. It's going to be a long time before I take a vacation again. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah, he lost two fingers. >> People like me and people like her just don't mix. >> It's not true. >> It is true. Do you remember when we was a kid and we used to go catch frogs down at that creek? How we used to compete to see who could catch more? >> Yeah, I don't think now is the time to talk about it. Tucker, >> I used to tell you that I let you catch more than me because I felt sorry for you. >> I remember you used to let me lick them all, too. [laughter] I always made me feel kind of funny. [clears throat] >> Licking the toad. >> You caught him on your own. You was quicker than I was. What I'm trying to tell you is that you're better than you think you are. I've seen the way that the two of you look at each other. I think that she really sees you for who you are. Who knows? Maybe after this is all done, you two can date. I doubt it. That's what I'm talking about. I don't want any more negativity. You're smart and you're strong and you're not as ugly as you think you are. >> Thank you, Tucker. >> Life is short. >> I know. >> You got to go after what you want. She needs you now more than ever. Especially cuz she always falling down and hitting her head. >> Okay. But I don't even know where he took her. >> Jengers went out. >> Jeners is like forever. Best [music] friends forever. >> Don't go. >> Poor guy. >> That hurt very much. >> I can tell. [laughter] >> Kick the [ __ ] out of that little college [ __ ] for me, would you? >> I'm going to shove my boot down his [ __ ] throat. [laughter] >> Dang. And they've been at it all night, right? >> Uh-oh. >> Good boy, Jeners. Good. Good boy. >> Good boy, Jengers. >> What is the matter WITH YOU? >> YOU'VE GROWN HUMANELY on me, Allison. Now, I'm willing to forgive you, but you're going to have to beg it. >> Turned into Harvey Too Faced over here. >> So, you have to be more passionate than that. >> Chad, please. >> THAT'S THE STORY. >> PLEASE, JUST STOP. >> I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN. My face would be hurt and I don't think I'd be in the mood for all that. [music] >> I'll show you a killer hilly. Oh, >> he's got on his climbing spikes. >> Oh, his welding cap. >> He looks like our neighbor across the yard. [laughter] [screaming] >> It's just me. Hey, it's okay. >> D, [gasps] what are you wearing? >> Oh, I thought it might look kind of intimidating. >> Thank you for coming for me. >> It's no big deal. I was I was headed over this way anyway, so Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You better hurry up. >> How sweet. The dimwitted hillbilly is trying to save the girl of his dreams. It's time to say goodbye to the girl. You shouldn't have betrayed me, Alison. >> Use the saw or whatever that you have. >> The chainsaw. >> I don't know, man. That's risky. Can nick her, but I would use that. Probably let her get cut with this. OKAY. [screaming] ARE YOU OKAY? HUH? Because I didn't mean to. >> Oh, let's go. >> Uh-oh. >> Oh my gosh. >> No way. Oh, he believed in himself. >> Wow. Do I do >> to feel my pain? Bring it. [laughter] >> They're acting like swordsman. >> Yeah. >> Feel bad for that blade though. The chains getting all kinds of dull. >> Go get up there. Oh Jesus. Ice Christ. That kid is tough as nails. [laughter] Kind of looks like no one's been here for a while. >> Yeah, >> he really has survived a lot, believe it or not. >> This might work, huh? >> That little plastic bath. >> Oh, he can't drink that. Remember? >> Yeah. >> Look at the guy in the middle. >> He looks just like that Kentucky Fried College kid down there. >> Yeah, >> that was his dad. >> Single survivor leads police to the Memorial Day killer. [music] Survivor is reported to have been tortured and raped. She's now undergoing psychiatric evaluation. He said his mother was captured in his father. >> His father's body was never found. >> I think we just found him. >> Oh my gosh. >> Time to die, FREAK. FIGHT. FIGHT. CHAD, [music] you're a hillbilly, too. >> That's your real father. >> No. No. You're half hillbilly. >> Oh, damn. Chad, >> you're a halfling. >> They lied to me. >> [laughter] >> Everything is alive. >> Oh my god. >> What' you do? >> I am fem snowbillis. >> What? >> That's the ingredient in chamomile tea that can cause an anaphylactic reaction in rare cases where people are allergic to it. >> Trivia. [music] >> Like I said, I remember weird stuff. >> But he'll be okay as long as we get HIM HIS INHALER. OH. >> OH. >> WELL, he kind of deserved it. >> The door. They were never here. >> Do you have teeth? Do I got any teeth? >> Teeth are clear. >> That's you before we record. >> What appears to be a tragic mass suicide involving a group of mentally unstable college kids may in fact be the work of a lone deranged killer whose body is yet to be found. >> That's perfect. >> Hey buddy, how you feeling? >> I'm feeling high on prescription medication. >> Yeah, >> they found my fingers. Check it out. That was a girl's finger. >> I don't remember that one looking that way. [laughter] >> That looks natural. It's good. [laughter] >> Oh, buddy. That's a PBR, buddy. >> That's a big beauty. It's cold, too. There you go. >> Did you ask her out for God's sake? >> I was going to, but then I never actually got the chance. So, >> Dale, you were hopeless. You know that you're hopeless. >> No. She kind of mentioned to me that she's a pretty darn good bowler. So, we're going bowling. >> That's why he's got the shirt on. >> You little [ __ ] I'm out of here. >> Hey, don't be rubbing it in cuz he can't bowl anymore. >> Yes, he can. They fix his fingers. >> He's going to have a little finger. >> I guess it's just beginner's luck. >> That girl has got an amazing shot bowling finger. >> I know. [laughter] >> You have to go after what you want because it sure as heck fire ain't just going to fall right into your lap. >> Shut your rack. >> I know. talk to her. >> Okay. >> Don't be nervous and just be yourself. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Look at him giving motivational. >> I hope you don't think this is too stupid or whatever, but I got you a little something. >> That's so sweet. You don't have to do that. Oh my god. >> It's a helmet. >> I think you know it might just be better you wear that every day from now on. So, >> okay. [laughter] >> Cuz she's always getting knocked down. >> I'm really sorry about everything that happened. >> What do you mean for what? I had a great time. I just You know what? Let me let me just let me just say this cuz I don't know if we're ever going to get to spend this kind of time together again. And I just wanted to let you know that I >> feel the same way. >> BJ, >> WHY did he hit her? What the hell? >> I guess he's going after what he wants. Oh my god. What the heck? I guess the stereotypes weren't all stereotypes after all. >> [laughter] >> I'm just kidding. All right, guys. That was Tucker and Dell Versus Evil. Babe, what did you think about that movie? >> I just feel like it was a movie that embodied misunderstandings. >> Oh my gosh. >> Like the ultimate misunderstanding movie. >> Yeah. Yeah, that movie was really clever. Um, [music] it really tackled that very common theme that we all experience in our life, right? Just the good oldfashioned misunderstanding and like uh >> and judging books by their covers. >> Yes. So, like I guess if this movie was trying to make a statement, I guess the point it would be trying to make is uh never ever ever go to West Virginia. >> No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I think the point is trying to make obviously is uh don't judge people. The the prejudices that we have, the misconceptions that we have of people in a lot of ways can often lead to a lot of misunderstanding. And we'd all be better off if we would just get to know each other, try to give each other a little bit of grace, try not to assume the worst about each other. Sorry to interrupt you, but going along what you're saying, the movie said it is true and sometimes not true. >> Oh, it is true. I'm not about to sit here and be all Mr. Rogers on y'all. A lot of people, you know exactly what the [ __ ] you getting into. Stay away from them. If if uh if your gut tells you that you're probably right, you're probably right. [laughter] Um but this movie really tried to uh play on that theme of just misunderstanding, right? And um >> and and it made it hilarious. >> It was so funny. Yeah, >> it was hilarious on both sides cuz both sides are misunderstanding each other. >> Yeah, cuz like if I'm the college kids, like if I open the thing and the guy's like like you would think that was weird if that happened to you like you wouldn't like that. >> And the way they just said we got your friend like can you just say it like with a little more like I don't know >> we got your friend. >> Yeah. Verb it differently. [laughter] >> Like hey we helped your friend. Yeah. My thing is like uh a lot of social anxiety and a lot of like angx and a lot of things like that led to a lot of really poor socially awkward decision-m that really gave the other party an opportunity to just fill in the gaps with whatever preconceived notions they could possibly fathom. And it just led to one of the most >> extremely over-the-top movies I've ever seen. And honestly, it was so much fun. And I really like our characters. Like Dell was so wholesome and just kind of like such a nice guy. And there's a lot of people that are like that. Just you would think they look scary, but they're just some of the nicest people. But at the same time, like, who's got time to sit there and just assume everyone's an angel? You know what I mean? It's like get yourself freaking murdered. So, >> um [music] I mean, I guess that's why you just have to make a good first impression. That's why first impressions are so important. >> Don't walk up with a scythe. >> Don't misconrue people. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. And that one of the biggest things about society I noticed though is no one gives anyone grace at all. Like we see that on our YouTube channel. Like we'll say something like and people will take it a certain type of way and they'll I don't really know a good example, but they'll take something we say a certain type of way because they just weren't willing to give us any grace at all. Like the other day when you called a um a carving fork, we called it a [music] pitchfork and somebody explained to us that it was a carbon fork and they told us that we're stupid cuz we thought it was a pitchfork. That that's not them misunderstanding us. They just weren't willing to give us any grace and try to understand that we were just trying to make a joke. And I feel like uh the world's like that a lot, especially on social media, the internet. And it's just funny cuz this was like that in real life. And when it's when when life is is as absurd as the internet is, it comes out hilariously >> like that. >> You know what I mean? >> So yeah, I thought it was crazy. The funniest part of the movie to me was how that guy just hopped straight in the chipper. Like he just dove straight in. Like >> I my my favorite part was when he said they're like coming at us and killing themselves. [laughter] Like from their point of view, they were like coming up and just like murdering themselves. >> Yeah. [laughter] But like if you're the college kid though, like dude, I would be freaked out by two dudes in the woods. Like >> they look I mean it looks like what people think hillbillies are like scary. They'll eat you like >> And it's funny because they're like college kids. So like they go to college and so you know what they teach you in college? They they're taught that like if you're just two dudes from West Virginia and you like to hunt and stay in a cabin, they look at you as like the craziest type of person also. So they other you so hard. So this whole movie was just really funny how it touched on that like social dynamic. So [music] but if my ass was hiking through the woods and I saw a cabin and some dudes in there >> and especially they they bought the sketchiest cabin of all time like >> I know it was like a rundown [ __ ] that was like I know. Yeah. Yeah. So, I guess that cabin had all those newspaper clippings and stuff because of what? >> It was a fixer upper. Or it could have been the person before is like >> their obsession. >> Yeah. >> Or maybe the psycho serial killer dad maybe stayed there or something. Yeah. >> But it seems like somebody would have took that property cuz the state ain't going to let a good property go to waste. >> Yeah. >> So, I don't know. But yeah, really good movie, guys. I hope you guys enjoyed it. If there's any more themes or something that we missed, uh, chances are I probably didn't miss, but I just get cringed out talking about the themes and stuff in movies cuz sometimes I think it's corny. But, um, if there's anything I did miss, please let me know. But, that's the way I perceive the movie. I really enjoyed it. I thought it was so much fun to watch. Just a big misunderstanding. >> Yeah. And I think the thing I'm going to take away is like next time Mrs. October is getting on my nerves, I'm going to just try to give her as much grace as possible, which I do. And I'm going to always just try to make sure that I just take an extra second to listen. And I feel like we do that, but when we were younger, we didn't do that near as well as we do now. So, and the fact that we're able to give each other more grace now than when we were younger, I feel like that really helps our relationship. Like, seriously. Do you think so? >> Yeah. >> I feel like it really does. Just not attributing bad motives to each other and just understanding that, you know. >> Yeah. But yeah, try to work on that, especially if you're younger than us. It's something I used to struggle with when I was younger, for real. So, I feel like that movie embodied it and I really enjoyed it. We're going to see you guys on the next