This Game Came Down To ONE PLAY! Wheel of CUT! Ep. #11

The Wheel of College season two. If you missed the season opener, [music] you might be employed. We know you're not, bro. We all know you're not employed. But we spun the team wheel and landed on Colorado for season 2, which also gave us our Colorado team captains, DeAndre Moore and Buu Carter. We also introduced a new prestige player, getting South Carolina's Dylan Stewart, alongside our existing prestiges, Leonard Moore, Jeremiah Smith, and Bo Jackson. AND THE SEASON OPENER GAME WAS CRAZY. I ENDED UP facing a god squad, but Leanian Tomlinson would not give up. Leian Tomlinson had an ungodly game. And despite the loss, with only a few seconds left, Leenian Tomlinson scored his third touchdown. That completed the challenge wheel and saved Leenian Tomlinson from getting wiped. So, as we head into episode two of our brand new season, we're 0 and one. We've got a big loss on the record. I still have Leenian Tomlinson. I still have Bo Jackson. And we have a very clear runheavy offensive program getting built here. Also, our regular season challenge wheel is for 1,000 plus rushing yards and we had 230 230 rushing yards in game one. Now, I don't want to say deja vu, but last season we started out super hot with like six touchdowns and then I didn't end up completing my regular season challenge. But it is technically a good thing that we lost because I get the entire regular season to complete this challenge and I need five wins to make the playoffs. So, at the very least, we could have five more games this season. Now, let's get serious about this Colorado team. Now, you might look at this team and think that we lost last episode because of Austin Carile, but I would strongly disagree. 69 overall. Austin Carile was shockingly good. What really lost us last game was the offensive line getting completely bullied. No tight end option for blocking or passing. And defensively, I mean, no safeties, no linebackers. It's a free touchdown if people throw down the field. So, yes, I do want to get a real quarterback in. I don't think Austin Carile is going to take us to the natty, but I just have so many holes on this team. We got to find a way to get our first win and snowball that into the rest of the season. Either way, it's Colorado Buffalo season. We're 0 and one. Three losses. We don't make the playoffs, but we've got three wheel spins. And that is a Is my wheel What the is that? Is an empty wheel spin. Well, how did that happen? That's the first [music] time in 10 years I've ever seen an empty wheel spin. There's a first time for everything, gentlemen. First time I've ever gotten an empty wheel spin. It could be your first time speaking to a woman ever in your entire life. 200,000. It's going to be a little ACC action. 200,000 coins to spend on one ACC player. Literally everything upgrades this team. We're going to sort by the ACC. We got big teams like Clemson, Miami, Stanford, and 200,000 coins should get us an 86. My two quarterback options are CJ Bailey or Darien Mensah. And I honestly don't like either of these guys. Damn, CJ Bailey is 6'6. There's really not a lot of other options. CJ Bailey, NC State, 6'6, 82 speed. Got to get a quarterback. There are certainly better quarterbacks in the game, but for 100,000 coins, he's a hell of a lot better than Austin Carile. As much as I enjoyed Austin Carile in that first game, I need more options. I need to be able to run my quarterback, I need to be able to consistently throw. So, we've got CJ Bailey, LT and Bo Jackson, Jeremiah Smith, DeAndre Moore, and then the O line. Dude, the O line is just so scary cuz it's so bad. There's just so many things to worry about. If I can get a wheel spin that gave me packs or multiple players, that'd be huge. Outside of that, we're just going to be peacemealing this team together. it's such a good spin, though. I hope I don't regret taking quarterback. I hope there's not a Big 10 quarterback I would have really wanted. I really, really need defense. I have to go strong safety, free safety, middle linebacker here. It's kind of non-negotiable. Darius Taylor, Klay Matthews. Klay Matthews could be a pretty good user. Couldn't get a tight end. I don't have a tight end right now. Dorian Fleming, Maryland. Wait, that's so ironic. Maverick. Dude, this guy was so awesome last episode. He was so awesome, but because I lost, I lost him. I kind of want to bring him back. I'm not even trolling. He's actually kind of the best choice here. I literally said this last episode, too. I said last episode, I said, "If I can get Maverick back, I want him back." So, it's similar to last game, but we have a quarterback this time. CJ Bailey in at quarterback. Maverick Baronowski in at middle [music] linebacker. I need a safety. I think if I can only get one more player, we get a safety and then we just have shitty linebackers all game and we just pray that we can find a win somewhere in here. 200k Big 10, 200k ACC. Hopefully this third wheel spin can be something awesome. By the way, I saw you guys commenting about bringing back the fun interactive wheel spins. I will absolutely be doing that when we get into Wheel of Mut, but this one's going to be Phenoms 250K. I Dude, I keep forgetting the promos in this. I'm lowkey MM JCHA Jencha. Mm. Jmenta. Was I going to say MMJ? Why did I say jmention? Field feed dogs is a sick promo though. And we've got 250,000 coins. We got a little extra schmeckles on this one. Uh we've had Darius Taylor. I got to get a safety. So we've actually had one of the safeties from this promo before. We had Xavier Mincy last season. And he might be the only safety in this promo. I'm not sure if there's another. I guess our other option would be to take a corner and move him to safety. So we've had David Sanders too and he would be a very welcome addition to this lineup just cuz we so desperately need O line. I don't know if we can afford Mincy. Oh he might be crazy expensive. Yeah, we're not going to be able to get Xavier Mincy. Yeah, he's 310,000 [music] coins at the cheapest. I literally don't know what to do here. This is actually my best option. No right tackle. We're just going to load the offense up like crazy. And we just have to score every time we touch ball. Okay, so 87 overall David Sanders who was on our team last season. It's exciting to welcome back as now our right tackle. Left tackle, left guard, and center are all halfway decent even though they're out of position. We have no right guard, but our backfield is CJ Bailey, LT Bow. We've got two solid wide receivers, no wide receiver, three or tight end. Defense is Like, I'm just going to be so honest with you. Two silver safeties. I'm Of course, we still have a challenge wheel. This saved us last game. Last game, we needed three touchdowns. One player was all LT. And this one, oh this is going to be so hard. Not only is this hard because I don't have that many good wide receivers, but also I have silver safeties. So, his wide receiver is going to tear me up. Another way to think of this challenge is I need the game's leading receiver. So, if Jeremiah Smith has 150 receiving yards and his best wide receiver has 140, I complete the challenge. Pretty simple. Taking on BU in Alabama Stadium. Who is this psycho? I didn't get to see his top three. Ooh, I did not get to see his team. 89 Warren Moon 88 Sun Smith. Is it Is it all the best players in the game by chance? They need a separate game mode where people just, you know, enjoy the game. Don't just whip out their mommy's credit card and slap it on the table. What am I talking about? It should be exactly the way it is. >> OKAY, OUR WIDE RECEIVER NEEDS A BALL OUT. JEREMIAH looks like he has a very favorable matchup. Ah, no. They're going to drop back. CJ Bailey. Okay. I mean, he gets a literal yard out of that. It could have been worse. But now they're pressing up a little closer, which I like. I'm going to go LT Jeremiah. I'm going to roll out right here. We should have some time to do that. Just kidding. What the actual did I just witness? Let's just go watch back the blocking. He bulldozed the double team and then the other dude just ran a big circle around my guy because six monkeys in a tiki hut in THE IN NEPAL. OH, EA SUCKS. GOLLY. Should be illegal to be j this shitty at making a video game. I swear to God they should tie him up. Bailey, WHAT A BALL. [screaming] LT BIG SPIN. OH YEAH, don't switch on. Why don't you let your computer do it? Yeah. You want to sit in the cuck chair and jerk off while the while the game plays the game for you? Why don't you switch on and tackle like a real man? Golly. Guy sits in the cuck chair with the god squad THAT HE PAID FOR. Holy bum. You're going to let your DTackle get a sack for you, too. My goodness. Good job, defense. Nice tackle, you guys. >> Wow, that was fun. Here we go. Second and 16. Let's ride off into the sunset. Let's go get a tudwood. Holy This guy has some cheating blitz. What the is this? I need you to know this from my heart to yours. You're a loser. They just go like that and my What are you guys two David Sanders is my best player. I understand. step up in the pocket. This isn't a question of do I step up in the pocket or not. This is a question of why does EA suck dunking dick at making the easiest video game on planet Earth. I'm throwing that. Oh my god. And you don't block. And let's watch that again. You can't block the guy that's directly in front of you. And now I'm taking a 48 yard field goal because this game was made in a jungle. Outdoor Boys made this on his bushcraft survival mission in Alaska. Fourth and 26. 74 overall kicker. Can he hit it? He actually might be able to. Damn, that's actually butter. Come on, Big Mav. Come on, Big Mav. Let's make some big plays. Okay, that's a great start. Nice. He actually caught up to that. I'm kind of shocked. I mean, this is our game plan. Kind of knew that everyone was going to be wicked fast and kind of poo poo on us a little bit. I'm just under that. Eats the hit and gets in the end zone. Well, that took him about 3 seconds. Dude, why do why does everyone I'm playing have the best team in the game. Good lord, these guys are getting bullied. B's going to be able to get a little check down. I'm just happy to get something. Texas Choice could be nice. No, it's funny cuz they're telling me to throw. Hello. Why are you so open? Moore is so open. Big juke. I don't know what happened, but DeAndre Moore got wide open. me. Oh, more good release. A solid pass OUT OF BAILEY. SECOND AND FOUR. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Bailey's got a lot of room over here. Floater. Holy I'm hit. That was nasty. CJ Bailey TO BO JACKSON. THAT was dirty. Oh, you dirty dirty dog. Who would have thought that was going to turn into a touchdown? No way. You thought that was turning into a touchdown. Okay, offense got a little better there. There's almost no I'm not even kidding. If this guy is not If this guy is competent, which he definitely is, I don't know how I'm going to stop on defense. Like, he's going to literally need to throw the stupidest pass ever fumble. And if I'm him, I'm just running the ball every play. That's exactly what he's doing. But I stepped up with my BYU guy, Evan Johnson. Good Good Well, I was thinking Jeremiah might be my wide receiver for yards, but Moore has that big one now. Maybe Moore is my guy. Either way, anybody that gets open, I'm happy to take. He's going to go halfback, direct snap, and he's going to get the Mav treatment. Only gets four yards on that. Wait a minute. Is there actually a stop possible? He's passing for real this time. I'm guessing pass on this. I'm having Mav the middle. Why am I blocking? What are we doing? [cheering] Mav was like getting blocked by the center. He wasn't supposed to do that. He's just supposed to hang out and drop back. Buucy, beauty. Big hit. Oh, he didn't green it. I know the feeling. I know the feeling. Absolutely be a run play. I've only got three down linemen in it second. No. No. He doesn't want the wheel. He's going to throw this. He's got What the is he doing? Oh, that's crazy animation. That's a crazy animation. He almost didn't get that sucker off. He's going gun empty. Okay. I don't really like Tampa two here, but I'm gonna run it. I'm in a gas pass. And we just got to hope that Dylan Stewart gets home. Oh, very nice play call. Very nice play call. Yeah. Where you going, buddy? You should have ran it again. [music] >> Baronowski has three interceptions in two games with this team. Holy that was goated. Although we have the ball on the one now. I hate that we have the ball on the one now. First and 10. Sketchy business. Got him. I could have racked that for a lot of yards. Second and three. We're out of the danger zone and he is still in this formation. Holy What the is that? We stopped in the red zone for what? That's so ridiculous. Got to make another big defensive play. Second and 10. Oh, a slip screen. >> What the is this? Get him. Third and seven. Guessing pass here. Big play. Big play. Big play. Insane defense. I thought that was going to be a pick. He's going to pass it for real. He's got the top left. Yep. Wide open. I think he wants to do the QB draw up the middle again. Yep. Hey, he's not going to fumble. The fumble would have been so big. Maybe Mav will get him again. Oh, he's just going to run for it cuz we're all silvers. Just another one. Big Mav Mav just lit this guy up and he doesn't fumble. What am I watching? Nice miracle drive, dude. Nice actual miracle luck. Enjoy it. It's not happening again. That is so bizarre. Did he guess pass? No, he did. I almost don't want to score that cuz I didn't want to give him more time. I almost wanted to down that to one, but he guessed pass on that. That's really bizarre. Maybe the Mad Blitz. Oh, he's going to run the ball. He's going nowhere. He's going to motion his wide receiver out. Second and 10. Oh that's so good. Person 10. 10 seconds. Mav. Oh, good defense. Silver pass breakup. Not bad. I don't know what he wants here. Maybe make his field goal easier. I'd imagine that's all he's doing here. Two. Oh, let him let him it up. He it up. I was going to say, don't tackle him. He gets nothing out of it. [applause] Okay, so we have a one-point lead. This is such a bizarre game. All right, 16 to 17. He's going to start this out with an RPO. He's going to get going to get tackled by the silver. I got to get more yards to my wide receiver if I want that challenge. Although, I don't feel like any of his wide receivers have that many yards cuz I don't really know. out. >> Did his wide receiver just play defense on his wide receiver? That was crazy. What just happened? Third and nine. Huge play. He wants to go to his running back. You know it. You know he wants to go to his running back. He's going to run a wheel route or a something. I'm telling you. Come on. Here it is. BIG MOMENT. OH, WHAT THE ARE YOU DOING? PITCH IT. THE VOICES. Why would you pitch that? The voices in my head were so loud. We need to win this game. We need to win this game. I'm bringing out the good Where's my best go- go tech sauce? it. It's such a good play. It's so funny. Come on, switch on. Yeah, WATCH FROM THE CUCK CHAIR WHILE I YOUR WHOLE LINE UP. OH MY GOD. SWITCH ON AND PLAY THE GAME. WORKS FOR ME, BUDDY. BOY, I'll spin out all your CPUs. I I have the option to throw this to Jeremiah. Yes. I don't That was such a weird decision of who to block. Feel like we could have gotten a lot more if they blocked that. like not idiots, but hatback zone alert. This is super weird. What? Oh my god, it's Jeremiah. Bo is boz. And I didn't green that. Wow. I thought I green that. It's so hard playing with the small meter cuz sometimes you can't see it. But playing with the big meter just looks so stupid. I wish he just had an option where you could choose the size of the meter. Seems pretty obvious, but then again, this is Electronic Arts game, so nothing's obvious. Everything was made in a tiki hut in Nepal. And there comes the glitch blitz. That's so stupid. What idiot allowed that to be real? It's not even him. It was the other guy. It's the other guy that up that play. Literally just runs around my 87 overall right tackle. Only in an Electronic Arts video game. Okay, Moore's got to beat his man or Jeremiah's got to beat his man or we are Kentucky fried. Where's my green window? Non-existent. I should have been trying to get yards of Jeremiah though on says greedy. Kept running the go- go. The win is obviously more important than the challenge. So, he's kind of making a bad decision from the start. This is probably a run play. Maybe speed option allowed. >> Good defense. WHO GOT THAT SACK? Demetrius Ballard silver 67 overall left edge rusher. We've got everybody accounted for and hopefully I can just get to Warren Moon before he finds somebody open. LET'S FIND OUT. THERE IT IS. AND HE DROPPED IT. BOO CARTER. Boo Carter's having a game. And dude, we're getting stop after stop after stop. I just need to go score. Jeremiah Smith. DeAndre Moore. this wide receiver challenge. I need to win this game. I'm going halfback swing. This play has been so elite for us today. And really, I'm making a poor decision. This is such an obvious inside zone. It's three down line. Just hand the ball off. LT takes a big hit. That was an ugly move. But we get second and two. Now here's the thing. We just run the exact same thing. Make it look like the same thing, but this time we run swing. Throw it out to LT. Might be a touchdown. BIG SPIN. WOW. THE CUCK CHAIR paid off. The cuck chair paid off. Oh, spot lead swing. This is how we get a Jeremiah touchdown. Make it look like the same thing. Come around to the other side. IT'S A CRAZY HARD PASS. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. You bought the best team in the game. Your mommy's credit card bought you perfect man coverage so you could sit in your cochair and jerk off while your video game team plays the game for you. I get it. I get it. All right, I get it. I might actually just hand this off to Bo. I'm going to the perfect time for GLload option. THIRD GOAL. SO MUCH DEFENSE IN THIS GAME. They've just faked so many different Yeah, this will get it. Get out there. LATE PITCH. GET OUT THERE, LT. YOU'RE FASTER. Did you not reach that across? Ain't no way. Oh, he's Wow, there's an insane pitcher and he got clobbered. I can't believe he didn't reach that across. He's right there. Fourth and goal. I'm going to go speed option. Oh, is that not a fumble? Should that not have been a fumble? Six. Nice defense. I mean, that was completely bottled up. There's nothing even remotely open. WHY WAS THAT NOT a fumble? Oh my god. I was right on top of it. Second and 10. A safety for a safety. A two safety game would be insane. I've definitely never seen such a thing. [cheering] Can't believe LT didn't reach for that. That is so big. Ladder Moore about took that football. Keep making big plays, boys. Wow. This is the weirdest game, but it's very winnable. Up by one. He's going to go to the handoff and Mav's going to move him into Dylan Stewart. Nice work, Dylan Stewart. [music] I can't get there. Oh. Oh, the Silvers. The Silvers unites TO TAKE WARREN MOON DOWN. Fourth and one. Cover two underneath. Maybe he hands this off. I don't know. I'm going under. Oh, we blitzed. And the Silvers can't get it cuz they're so ass. We had a chance there. Nice try, boys. Very nice try. He goes for another handoff and wow that was a nasty move but we'll slow him down enough that he doesn't score it. Do it. He dropped dropped it. He dropped it. This guy has no business having this mommy's credit card s team. This guy sucks. You need to go get your money back, bro. I don't know what you spent on this team, but you need to go get your money back. I need Dylan Stewart to get home. That's my prestige. Dylan Stewart insane pass. [cheering] He just scrambled back 30 yards and threw a perfect downfield and the running back caught it right now. I cannot believe that that pass was that good. Come on, Ky Par. Come on, buddy. That's supposed to be your user. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's coming down to it. This should be an easy passage, Jeremiah. Keep it simple, stupid. Keep it simple, stupid. [cheering] Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. Ooh, I haven't ran pistol strong, ACTUALLY. THIRD AND FOUR. 20 SECONDS. NEED SIX TO WIN IT. Third and fourth. Big pitch. Tomlinson [music] to the edge. That's a first. FIRST AND 10. STOP THE CLOCK. TWO TIMEOUTS. OH, THE MARBLES, BABY. Every mother effing marble right here. Right now. Same formation, different play. Same formation, different play. So, he sees pistol. He thinks load option to the left. Hopefully. Maybe not. Motion bow. User follows. LT up the gut. LT up the gut. Good yards, but not enough. Great yards, but not enough. This could be crazy. He hasn't seen this yet. Every time he sees motion, he floats to it. Well, what if we show opposite motion and then stay right side? Yes, he's following it. HE COMPLETELY FOLLOWED IT. [screaming] OH my god, it worked. 23 the 23 the decoy. Oh no, but I don't have a kicker. And I can't guard kick return. So I still have to squib this out of bounds. I could SQUIB IT TO A BIG BOY and burn some clock. I'm going to squib it to a big boy. Okay, we're going kickoff middle. We squib this to one of the thick units. Yeah, like right there. No power. Thick unit who's hopefully too slow. You look fast. That's super bad. I got him. YES. OKAY, SO HE STARTS THE 38 WITH THREE. It's pretty much Hail Mary. We don't guess anything. I'm not guessing pass. I'm just getting the back. I'll blitz flow and beauty. I'll blitz flow and busy. I didn't guess pass, so we're fine. >> [screaming] >> The motion option, dude. The motion option. LT is the player of the game again. Of course, he's a player of the game. Is there any chance we won that challenge? Could we have won that challenge? I really don't know. That was such a crazy game, bro. He had more first downs, more total offense, more total plays. We had more yards per play. We dominated. Well, he had more rushing yards. I mean, dude, he had a literal full god squad. Tomlinson had 105 and two. Bailey had eight. Jeremiah had three rushing yards and Bo had two, which is super bizarre. I don't know how this works, but if we add all this up, that's 5 110 118 rushing yards. Receiving, DeAndre Moore had four receptions for 78 yards. What did his best wide receiver have? I mean, how do you even count this? Sutton Smith is his running back. I don't think that counts. I mean, it shouldn't. It's not a wide receiver. Vernon Davis is his lead receiver and he's a tight end. I think we COMPLETED THIS CHALLENGE. MY WIDE RECEIVER certainly had more receiving yards than his wide receiver. DeAndre Moore barely caught anything and Amari Miller barely caught it. Did someone take the This 12-year-old needs his mommy's credit card removed from him. GG's. Well, first things first, a nice little update to the regular season challenge. 338 rushing yards out of 1,000 plus. Our record is now one in one, which is awesome to get a win. And we completed our challenge. So, I get one pack from the store that costs coins. And as always, we're going with the junior pack. 183 plus, a 79 plus, 276 plus. First player is a Is that a legend? What do you got? I do need Dline help big time. Chris Long, a prime prospect. Okay, Kobe McKenzie. Certainly need linebacker help, too. Maverick can't do it all himself. Ashlin Barker, I have literally no safeties. Holy these are perfect. And our final player, I guess he could go to free safety. All right, gentlemen. Not bad. I need a tight end. I really wish I could have thrown my tight end that game. That would be huge. But we do lock in CJ Bailey as our quarterback. Would love to get someone in for James Madison. And dude, it's actually crazy. But when these dudes actually whip out their credit cards, they're clamping Jeremiah and DeAndre Moore. There's 90 91 overall players that are just sitting on top of my wide receivers and not letting them get an ounce of separation. So, I think we're going to continue to have to rely on unique play calling and our crazy playbook until this team gets better and better. Mav is locked in. CJ Baileyy's locked in. David Sanders is locked in. Got to keep the snowball rolling. I almost lost it in that game. I almost lost all my shmeckles. I love you, boys. I'll see you in the next one. >> Peace. [music] >> [music]