Video summary
Dino Trauma emerges as a compelling spiritual successor to Dino Crisis, offering players an atmospheric horror experience set within the abandoned Genomes Industries facility. The narrative unfolds through Agent Grant's solo infiltration mission, where he must navigate diverse environments ranging from server rooms and labs to underwater zones while managing critical resources like health, stamina, and limited ammunition. This survival challenge is compounded by environmental hazards such as poison vents and booby traps, alongside combat encounters against a variety of dinosaurs including Velociraptors, Triceratops, Stegosaurus, and plant-based monsters using an arsenal that includes pistols, shotguns, crossbows, and stunners.
Beyond the immediate threats of prehistoric beasts, the game demands strategic puzzle-solving involving key cards in red, blue, black, yellow colors to restore power, disable laser fields, and open restricted areas. The depth of gameplay is further enhanced by a robust skill tree system that allows players to upgrade endurance, healing potency, and weapon damage, alongside collectibles like grenades and painkillers found throughout the run. These mechanics significantly boost replayability compared to other dinosaur-themed titles, while hidden objects and Easter eggs add layers of discovery for those willing to explore every corner of the facility's dark corridors.
The climax of the experience centers on a tense boss fight against a massive T-Rex in the Swamp of Death, where Grant must employ clever tactics such as luring the beast into traps or using explosives when overwhelmed by additional raptors and limited medical kits. Upon defeating this final monster, the game concludes with an end screen displaying impressive statistics like 97 monsters killed and outlining a roadmap for future updates scheduled for 2026. The story also weaves in intriguing backstory elements involving Nazi-era teleportation experiments from Gino Industries that lead to time travel themes via an Einstein machine, culminating in Grant reaching the mobile lab before receiving final instructions regarding team Bravo's sentry guns.
Ultimately, Dino Trauma delivers a polished and highly recommended experience despite its intense horror elements like jump scares and difficult encounters. The reviewer highlights how the combination of atmospheric design, intricate puzzle mechanics, and upgrade systems creates an engaging loop that keeps players invested until they successfully recover data and escape the facility. Whether sliding through doors via glitches to find key cards or upgrading stats with earned points, every moment contributes to a cohesive narrative about survival against overwhelming odds in a world where dinosaurs roam freely alongside automated defenses.
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Oh, wait. There's others.
THERE'S OTHER THINGS. OH MY GOD. OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. SO, GUYS, we have seen
a lot of spiritual successes to Dino
Crisis. Design-wise, looks wise, this
seems to be the closest we can get to
it. I know it's a trigger word.
Everybody says spiritual successor to
Dino Crisis. Throw them up there
everywhere. I saw 2 seconds and I
thought, "Woo, this looks quite
interesting.
Asia, it's been a long time, agent. As
usual, this is one man infiltration
mission. Mobile lab will help you to
survive, upgrade your skills, and
prepare before entering each area.
That's all so far. Good luck. Goodbye,
continent. Okay, so as far as I'm aware,
we we have to go and we have to kill
dinosaurs. Uh, navigation. What's this?
[gasps]
Oh, that's cool. That's like the old
arcade, like the lost world arcade where
you had to go through uh different
areas. Oh, that's that's interesting.
Okay. I mean, I literally know nothing
about what's going on, so I kind of want
to check out character upgrades. Okay,
so we've got our little skill trees,
endurance, healing, paleontology,
information about past organisms and
their weak points. Oh, okay. Well, we
have 100 health, 90 stamina, and no
bonus weapon damage to do with the
dinosaurs. Interesting. We're definitely
in the Lost World RV. We are 100% in the
Lost World RV. What? That's so crazy. I
love this. Well, I guess I I got to
navigate then. Play.
Ooh, spooky. I have a cattle prod.
Listen up, Grant. This is a top secret
Black Ops. Don't expect any official
support. Cool. Uh, first, you're to
secure Dr. Whisk. He's currently working
as the head of a nonweapon project at
this facility.
Uh secondly, you're to investigate,
gather intelligence, and report back
what's what is h what is happening?
Okay, interesting. Well, I like it so
far. Uh this is it's very dino crisis.
So, what's this? Excavation procedure or
evacuation, sorry. Once experiment
becomes dangerous or when it becomes too
impossible to stop, evacuate
immediately. will deploy a helicopter
that will be waiting in the landing zone
in site beta. Site B. Okay. What is this
server room? Oh, dude, this is
terrifying already. Oh no, I don't like
this. Oh, I definitely don't like that.
Oh, I'm being watched. I'm being watched
by the camera. Okay, so Q is I have a
kick button. Kick.
Oh god. Oh, that's me. I have my
flashlight. Assume that's with that I
must have in darkness. Okay, I have map.
I have Oh god, this is Dress Data Ary.
What is this game? Why have I never
played this before? Beasty. Well, there
we go. Velociraptor. And there seems to
be a load of different other dinosaurs.
Attack speed. Reward 100 points for
killing them. Okay. Yeah, I'm liking
this. This is good. Really good. Okay.
So, I I don't have a weapon at the
moment, but I see shotgun shells. So, uh
locked. Sight C. Locked. Uh oh. Sight A.
That has a green.
Here we go. Here we go. We have a gun.
Can I Can I look down the the barrel?
No. Okay. We have meeting room. Well, we
must meet the dinosaur. Soda. Water. Oh.
Oh, I got a key card. Atos. What's
asbestos?
Oh. Oh, I got a coffee. I made a coffee
come out. I don't think I can have the
coffee. I can have a soda. I can't pick
these up, though. And shooting them does
nothing. That was probably not a good
idea to waste a single lone bullet.
Right. Okay. Okay. You know, I've never
played Dino Crisis on the channel.
Should I, guys? Should we? Let's try
this. Oh my god, there's dirt in this
room. Dirty. Filthy. That looks kind of
like a spider. Okay. Uh oh, there's the
key card. Good bullets. Extra handgun
bullets. That's good to know. We need
those. We like that. We like that here.
Big beautiful bullets.
There it is. OH. OH, DID we shoot his
Oh, how do I use Oh, there we go. Oh my
god, the blood. The blood. Okay. Press Q
to kick to destroy fragile crates. Oh.
Oh, I didn't realize I could do this
before. Oh, some health. Okay, well, I
don't need that at the moment. I'm
assuming the game thought
game. I was going to say don't do that.
I want to go back through here and kick
these crates. Q.
Nothing. Oh, health kit as well. Okay,
good to know. Although, unlike Dino
Crisis, I can't just, you know,
pick them up. Can I go through here? No.
Okay. Right. So, we did pick up the red
key card. So, I'm assuming we'll do
security room.
Easy kill. Easy kill. 100 point. 100
point ruse. Ease. Ease peas. Ease peas.
Is it going to be in a locker? Oh, we
need a blue key card.
Hi, Damian. Check this. A short tale of
solitude game demo. Can you imagine the
developer hasn't finished it since 2010?
What a jerk. Is that the aisle?
[laughter] I feel like that's a that's a
that's a joke to the aisle. Oh my god,
that's hilarious. Solitude. I mean, that
is the aisle, I suppose. Just by
yourself. Okay. Uh oh, it's a is locked.
Look at that. Okay. What's this? E open.
Well, I I opened the door. Okay. So, I
guess we go to uh sightsee.
Ooh. Oh, look. We're out.
We're out and about.
How many shots DOES IT TAKE? OH MY GOD.
ANOTHER ONE. OKAY. OKAY. OH, did it
break through?
Combo. Combo. Okay, so we're a bit of
like Dino Crisis 2. I never played that
game, but I did watch people play it.
So,
kick kick the box.
More boxes. Can I KEEP SHOOTING THEM?
AH. AH, LOVELY STOCK sound effect. Yeah,
I like to see armory. We can't get in
the armory. This is also locked. Damn. I
need a key card. We got to go find the
key card. Come on, Grant. We got this
security room. Oh, it's available now.
Wait, no. Hold on. We were here a second
ago, weren't we? Damn it. I need the key
card. Not in here.
I thought that was the key card. I'm not
going to lie. Cannot do like a Jurassic
Park 3, Mr. Kirby. Nope. Okay.
Oh. Oh, did I do it?
Oh, I did. Oh, there's a dude hiding in
there. Hey, were you just checking out
the server room?
Oh, that was cool. It took me a second.
Okay. Well, nearby gate has been opened.
Oh my god. [laughter]
Oh well then. Uh I'm assuming I still
don't have the blue key card. No, I
don't. Right. Okay. I don't know where
he came from. Oh, there it is.
Oh. Oh my god. We've got Amazing. We
We've got a shotgun. We've got a
shotgun, guys. Heck yeah.
Oh, [laughter]
mice. Get the zapper.
[screaming] There it is. Combo.
Oh, I love that royaltyree sound effect.
That's brilliant. [laughter] Oh, this is
a good game, dude. What?
Wow. Okay. Okay. What do I do here?
I mean, apart from like shooting that
maybe. No. Okay, that one doesn't come
down. I can't really interact with this.
Can I crouch? Yeah, crouch crouch over
here. I see lasers. Oh, that that is a
classic Dino Crisis.
Okay.
Oh, I feel like someone's going to smash
through the window. Right. Find lever to
turn off laser shield. Well,
right. Now that we've done that.
Oh, sorry. I missed you, dude. Oh, two
shots with a shotgun. Really? I was
expecting uh I I feel like that's going
to be copyright stuff, isn't it? Get rid
of that. [laughter]
That's going to be like Night of the
Living Dead or something. Probably. Uh
oh, here we go. Dear Lucas, I really
don't know where that your key card to
level C is. Maybe Nastia. Nastia. Lost
it somewhere near the canteen. Good
luck. Is that Asia? Oh, we need to go to
the canteen then. Well, here's the
kitchen. Oh, I don't have it. Okay,
well, we need to go canteen.
Where's canteen? This canteen. Canteen.
I hardly know it.
Good luck. Get Oh. Oh, they're still
going. Maybe I should just do pistol.
Oh, there we go. A, they look cute
though.
Very well done. Very well done.
>> [gasps]
>> This is very Dino Crisises, isn't it?
This area, what we got? Tech logs number
one. Communication department will be
closed at 8:00 p.m. At that time, the
antenna will temporarily be disabled.
Cool. Nearby laser field has been
disabled. Well, if I know anything uh
that is uh Oh, I I can set it to
different shots. Can I set the
semi-automatic or something? We're on
single shot at the at the moment. Right.
Oh, okay. Let's go this way to the
gallery.
Changing room. Oh, sorry.
Oh, there's the blue key card. Anything
going to pop down? No. Okay. T D N D.
That's got to be a code, right?
Totally. Don't
negotiate
dinosaur terms. That's what I think that
stands for. Okay, let's see if we got
any any ammo. Anything at all? Try to
open it. Oh, yes. Hang out. Ah, hangum.
Hang gum.
Oh, yeah. I have that now. Oh, I think
that was something else I've just
grabbed instantly. I didn't realize.
Cool. Cool. Is it shotgun bullets? It's
shotgun bullets.
Wait, I was going to say, can I just
click and hold? Okay. Well, either way,
let's go back because now we actually
have the blue key card, and I want to
see what was back this way. Now, if I
was a good game dev, I would add
something in here now that I'm
backtracking. You know, for the for the
people that are uh No, we can't do that
one yet. I think it's security room.
There's like a locker in here. Yeah,
here it is.
Oh, more shotgun shells. That's it.
[sighs]
Ah, that's a shame. Wait a minute. Hold
on. Did I play a game not too long ago
that was ripping on this game? They they
were basically just using it like the
the same style. Oh, two raptors. Okay,
two shots. Oh, one shot for that guy.
Oo, I'm getting better.
Oh, I really have to do it one by one.
Okay, well, we're in the kitchen.
Raptor's in the kitchen. I like the
Easter egg.
Is that Dilophosaurus? Oh, is that a
cryo? Oh, well, I'll never get to see it
now. It turned to mulch.
I'm assuming it's a cryophosaurus. What
is that? That's trash.
Okay.
Oh, right. We got uh dice poke.
What is that? What are these? Oh,
they're copies. I shouldn't be wasting
that. Ah. Oh my goodness. Is that cuz I
clicked the I I didn't even think I
clicked the thing. Oh, I could have just
freaking done my ah what's it called? My
little taser. Press E to start. Roll.
Roll. You lose. Is it draw? You won. Do
I get anything for that?
>> No.
>> Okay. Well, it's just a mini game.
Again, if I was a dev, I would I would
put something in there. No.
Right. Okay. Okay. Lots of bullets.
That's nice.
Did I Did I miss anything? Oh, hold on.
Stupid chair. I need to be in the
toilet. Anybody in cubicle one? Oh,
there it is. We got the yellow key card
for the outside. Come on. Come on. Who's
using the toilet? Ooh, medicine. I'll
take that. Oh, there's got to be a
raptor in the toilet. In the toilet.
Press. Oh, we can flush it though.
Oh, would be interesting if there was
something actually in the toilet, but I
think
Oh, well, he tried. He tried to use the
toilet. I kind of want to go this way.
Oh, loads of health going over here. I
don't like the look of this. Oh, right.
We did a loop. Nice. Well, well done.
Well done, game design. Well done.
Right, side scene. Here we go. I'm going
to pull out my shotgun again. Going to
reload it just in case.
Ooh, and one more thing. 3 hours ago, we
lost contact with one of our moles,
Agent Rick. Last transmission was from
site beta.
Use underground transport line to find
him and check what happened. Okay. Oh,
that's locked. Shooting range. So, wait.
I can't. The armor is still not open.
Oh.
Can I use this? Is there a button? There
we go. Nice. Down we go.
It's loads of fun.
Here we go. The underground transport
line.
Oh, we know what we need to do. No.
Oh, okay. Okay, there it is.
Well, at least they can't open doors.
Oh, never mind. They probably could.
They're just dead.
[gasps] It's like a holding facility for
them. Oh, this one's broke. Okay, I
guess go through this one. Anything
here? Bad camera. Don't keep an eye on
me.
But I don't consent to this.
Ooh. Ooh. Is this a puzzle?
Oh, is this where the dinosaurs are from
or DNA? So, we got the raptors from
Mongolia.
Oh, looks like a Unless it's a cryo.
That could be a T-Rex.
Oh, okay. Okay. Gen Lab one. Hello, Gen
Lab. Dinosaurs. Find mechanism to open
doors and rescue. Oh, sorry. Require
power. Okay. Well, guess I'm going this
way. Anybody found a switch? Hello?
Guess I go down.
Okay. Well, I can't go through there.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Dear Hi, Chris. Regular meetings of the
Gnomeza research teams will be held at
the laboratories. Take care that power
supplies be stable at all times. Okay.
Oh, Jen Lab 2. Oh my god, a scientist.
Sorry, I have an itchy TRIGGER FINGER.
OH, ANOTHER ONE. NO, DON'T SPIT. You
can't spit through doors, dude.
[laughter] You suck.
Oh. Oh, eggs.
>> Yes, they're nesting. Life uh finds a
way.
Okay.
OH NO, THERE THEY [screaming] ARE. LOTS
OF LITTLE ONES. SO THAT'S WHERE you get
me from. Little angle biters. This is
how I got through. Okay.
Oh, that's a blue one.
Unknown noise. I admire all forms of
life.
Noise.
All right, then.
Let's see if there's anything in the
lockers. Of course. I think we've
probably got a lot of shotgun shells
now. Yes, we do. Oh, it's one of these.
Chip chip chip out. Oh, it did it. Oh,
okay. Don't know what I did, but there
we go. We have power. Oh my god. I
thought that was something in the in the
cupboard there. That lampost. I was
like, what the hell is that? That weird
distorted color thing. Okay, so we have
power now. Yay. Oh no, THEY'VE CAME OUT.
THEY'RE COMING. Oh my god.
You know, if if they didn't just do like
walk at you like that, it might be a
little bit more scary if they had some
weird weird uh pattern to them. Okay.
Well, that just reimbured me for all the
shotgun bullets and uh yeah. Okay. So,
let's go upstairs.
We can uh see all the lab now and get
in, get all the all the bullets. Uh
check out this September. OH MY GOD. NO,
NO, NO. I could have just kicked them,
couldn't I? Okay, hold on. Let's read
September 15th. We finally did it. We
have the gate. We have called it the
Einstein machine. Oh, so aptly named
DNA structure. That didn't help me.
Okay, well, next one. Let's uh pull out
a pistol just in case, you know. There
they come. There they come. Come on
then.
Oh, I know. Okay. Well, there we go. We
got a black key card now.
>> Eggs. Lots of eggs. I've went up and
down this thing about four times trying
to find out certain things. And uh I
didn't even need to.
Okay, I uh I just need to find the
shooting range then. I guess
on there
transport line. That's it. Where's me
little zapper?
Where's the other ones? There they are.
There we go. Is it just a stunner?
Oh, okay. Well, we'll just make sure in
case they are stunned. I wanted to try
this thing. Oh, there's the motor rail.
Where are we? Oo, we're in the
doommites.
Nothing else here. Okay, we're just
going to get in. Okay, let's get in.
Nothing. Nobody in here. Okay, press the
button. End. End level. That was it.
Oh, we need to upgrade ourselves. Heck
yeah. Back to the mobile lab.
Okay. Navigation system. We don't need
that. I want the upgrade. Here we are.
So, now we got 7,000 points.
Vitality is 4,000 points. Endurance
overall stamina healing. Heal heal
potency.
Uh 2% weapon damage. Do we need that?
And look. Luck affects many elements of
the expedition. What? I could upgrade
look if I wanted to. Many elements of
the expedition. I don't know about that.
Just I think more health. Oh, it's only
5%.
Healing efficiency. I think it's
probably better to just get that then, I
think. Yeah, we'll get that. Okay. Is
that all I can do?
Cool. Right. Let's go back. This is such
a fun game. The meltdown. Let's play.
We're in the lab.
All right, it's our stop. There's no
turning back now, so keep pushing, Agent
Grant. We're counting on you. I mean,
I'll try. Oh, it is. We're going to see
Torphodons. I mean, Detradons.
All right. Oh, is that water? Ooh,
spoopy. No doubt. We'll have to go in
there. Oh, another gun. Just in case I
didn't have one. Oh, we have to collect
the the key cards again.
Steam leak has been stopped.
Okay. Oh, we can swim kind of. Oh, no.
We can't swim. And we have air.
No, that's not going to do. Okay. Okay.
Right. Uh, well, I mean, it stopped the
the gas leak.
Can we go through? Is it? Oh, is this
Okay. Right. Well, at least we know we
can swim, right? There he is. All right.
There we go. Sword. Gezy taken care of.
We got some batteries.
Central service. Hello. Do you need a
service?
Apparently not. Okay. Central service.
What do you have? Kick you.
Oh. Oh no. That's open. Okay. I don't
see anything. Nothing to shoot. Nothing
to click. Right. Nothing in central
service. Cool. Let's keep going.
Yes. Pull out the stunner. Oh my god,
it's a cryophosaurus.
Six bullets I think is max pure.
Oo, pistol ammo. Nice. Okay, let's have
a look. Tech logs number two. Damaged
underwater gate mechanism. Problem with
valve 3 repaired. Now functional. Oh my
god, it's landed the lost or whatever or
or or something. I don't know. Die.
copyright material. Nearby underwater
gate has been opened. Ooh, sweet. Guess
we can go through now. Yeah, it's under
there.
So, we'll need to come back this way.
Although, is there is there anything
here we can we can do and get? Will we
ever need to go here?
Don't like that. It's very ominous.
All right, let's go. Underwater gate.
Hopefully, there's no underwater DINOS.
OH, THERE'S UNDERWATER DINOS.
Freaking Nesses. Oh, that is so cool.
Whoa.
Alasmosaur or Stixasaur. Oh, that's
awesome. They are dead, right?
Okay.
[laughter]
That's so fun. I've just located Rick's
beacon.
He is currently passing the visitor
center. You're telling me he's alive?
Uh, restore the power and find the
elevator to the service. Be careful,
though. I mean, I will.
Something here. Hi, Sebastian. Thank you
for letting me know. Safety is our top
priority when it comes to gas leaks.
I'll come over as soon as possible to
access assess the situation. Barry.
Barry. Well, I can't I can't I'm going
to have to come back here later, aren't
I?
I'm going to Let me down. Let me down.
Thank you. Right. Okay. I came from that
way, I think. So,
jump up. Get some bullets. Some bullets.
Oh, rat. Can I kick it? Oh, yeah. I can
just kick the rats. Freaking five
damage.
Oh, I was going to say, what is that?
I'll take the shotgun. Hell yeah. I
don't get any bullets for it, though,
which is interesting.
Um,
there's another one. Okay, just want to
make sure that I can't open anything.
Cool. Cool. There we go. Steam. Oh, we
are locked.
I see that. Uh, what's he called?
Jinaro. Not Jinaro. I guess it could be.
What was he called?
I can't remember his name now.
Um. Oh, you're a different colored one.
Hey, don't. There we go. Absolutely
demolish those guys. Don't stand a
chance against me.
Right. Did I Oh, right. That's the way.
That's That's the way. Right. Okay. So,
we've we've done a loop. We can't go
there.
Do we Do we need to go this way? I'm
trying to figure out why I'm why I'm
going this way, though. I Oh, sorry. I
turned off another gas leak. Okay, here
we go. We got the card now.
Oh, I got a grenade.
Whoa. Is that a damage thing or does it
open away? I feel like maybe that might
open away.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Here he comes. Just let him uh
figure out the door.
Okay. Oh, that that looks like it could
be um I saw YOUR LITTLE HEAD. AH, THEY
GOT SPITTED.
OH NO. Kick it. KICK HIM. DIE. OH MY
GOD. NEVER MIND. I should have just shot
them. Woo. Where's that health kit?
[laughter]
Literally just passed it. Thank you.
I'll take that.
Where's me? Yeah, I don't need to. I
mean, I guess you could throw a grenade
in. I don't think I' I found anything
that I I I needs a grenade if I'm going
to be honest. Right. So, that's the
laser. That's another laser. Okay. Lots
of lasers.
Some more guns. Some more bullets.
So, what is there? Anything here.
Oh, classic tilophosaurs.
Oh no. Oh my goodness. Took like 30% off
me.
Ooh, what's the purple smoke outside?
All right, so we got another generator.
We don't have a red key card.
All right, is there anything here? Here
we go. Laboratory procedures number six.
It is essential to be aware of the
potential hazards of Archamaha
and take necessary precautions to avoid
inhaling any toxic gases they may emit.
If you suspect that you or someone you
know has been exposed to toxic gas, seek
medical attention immediately. Right. So
that's what this is out here. This this
toxic toxic grass. Toxic glass. Toxic
gas. So I need to find power.
So I need one of those generators.
again with you. Bad camera.
All right. Well, there we go. Nearby
laser field has been uh deactivated.
That's good. That also means that
something's going to probably come and
get me now.
That's Sebastian. I'll take some more of
that. So, there was a laser field behind
this door,
which we can now get through.
They're just chilling.
I'm sorry, guys. Lots of I'll take that.
Okay, so that needs power as well. We
got another one of these tech logs
number four. We regret to inform you
that there is currently a power outage
affecting several areas in the complex.
Our technicians are working hard to
resolve the issue as quickly as
possible. We appreciate your patience
during this time. Bye-bye.
At least, you know, they're working on
it. They're working on it. Never mind. I
can do this.
Right.
In the water. Of course, I'm in the
water.
All right. Well, we killed him. That's
good. There's just one dude down here.
Poor booger. Oh, piece of candy. All
right. Okay.
Oh, well, there we go. We have power.
Just like that. Power. Oh, another one
spawned. My goodness. I love the
leveling up feature in this game. That's
quite fun.
You can level up your uh endurance and
stuff.
Oh, I don't like this.
Almost drowning. All right, we have
power. Good.
Yep. Yep. Telling me that we have power.
Oh, the phone's back on. Can I make a
call? I want to order a Domino's pizza.
It's two for Tuesdays.
Yeah. So, here's the power, right? Uh,
yeah, the power's on. Cool. Oh, that.
Yeah. Well, we definitely don't want to
be exposed to that, do we?
Is there nothing we can do? Do I want to
go out there? I feel like going out
there is going to die. WHAT WAS THAT? OH
[screaming] MY GOD, THERE'S A FREAKING
PLANT. There's a plant monster.
Do I want to go out there? I don't have
a mask or anything. Although, there is a
red key card. I just going to take
passive damage.
OH MY GOD, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
[screaming] NO, I'M DEAD. OKAY, so here
we are. We're back again. Open the door.
Here they come. Look at them move.
Right. So, I assume these are the things
that are like making the poison. Maybe
not. I don't know. We're just We're just
going to wait. There we go. Dead. Okay.
Yes. I think I was right. Or was I? No.
But there's got to be something I can
do. Oh, yeah. You take 1% each time.
Okay. So, we get in here. We get the
card. We run out. There we go. Is there
anything to heal me or am I Oh. Oh, you
got pistol ammo. That's it. That's it.
Okay. Well, apparently it's fine. Oh.
Oh.
Whoa. Hold on. Whoa. What's this?
I'm doing things.
Is there a certain order?
Oh my god. Am I Have I been missing
things this whole time?
Okay. Oh, I did it. I've never been in
here before. I don't think I have.
No, I have. Yes, I have. Oh, but I never
came through to this bed.
Oh, wow. This is all new.
Whoa.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Yeah. So, I I went in here
and then
I need to find a pipe in order to get in
there. So, I need to turn off a pipe.
There we go. Ha.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, there's got to be
something here, right? Something's going
to explode through that.
Oh, never mind. Okay.
Oh,
jewel and uzies. I wonder what I'm going
to need against this.
Wow.
Okay, that just exploded everything.
[laughter]
Oh, copies. Copies. Come on. Copies.
There we go. Oh, a green one. A green
one. Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, I did not expect to see that
there.
Right. Uh, okay.
Oh, this is the other side of the door.
Kick the box.
There we go. Is there anything in there?
Nope. Okay, so there's no power.
Right.
Oh god.
Noise. We were playing with forces
beyond human understanding.
Like a coffee machine.
Oh, here we go. September 19th. This is
Peter. They're using the vents. That's
how they're getting around the site.
Stay away from them.
Okay. Guess we'll take the crossbow.
Single shot. All right. So, the power is
still all off in here. Oh, I've got the
I got the red key card. That's good. You
got shotgun ammo. Here's the red. Uh-oh.
This is it. Any vents? I don't see any
vents. Okay, there we go. We have power
again.
It's going to open all the thingies.
Nothing out there. Okay.
I mean, the atmosphere in this game is
so freaking good. I don't know if I want
to use this, though.
I feel like this is going to be way
better for what I'm Yeah.
And there, look, there's the big plant
thing. Try the single shot crossbow on
this.
Oh,
okay.
It's not very good.
There we go. [laughter] It's not very
good at all.
All right, take the health.
What's this? That bolt.
Submachine gun ammunition. Nice. Let me
reload that.
There we go. That was quick. Oh, there's
the card.
Oh, I don't need I don't want to I'd
rather use shotgun shells on them.
Right. Okay. So now we can we can use
this that another one
more little ones.
I just need my little pistol.
Look at him. He's so slow.
Right. Okay.
Uh where where do I need to go now?
There's another room here
apparently.
Right. Oh. Oh, that's a lot.
Right. There's another dilophosaur.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Some health, which I don't need. Ooh,
this looks safe. Yeah, this looks like a
safe room. What's this? Mle, get over
the engineer room ASAP while I stay here
and figure out what the problem is.
Luke. Oh, Lkey. Oh, that's it. Monsters
52, [music] secrets zero out of two,
time 103. Well, I did pause the game for
ages. And points.
Whoa,
such a good game.
I kind of want to complete it all in one
session now. I think this is just the
demo. I could be wrong, though. Right.
So, we got 11,000
um
healing and we've already upgraded that
endurance. I don't need endurance. So,
I've never need to run away from
something. I don't know why we'd want to
do luck. Um,
vitality. I mean, more weapon damage
could be good. Never to 4,200. 4,200.
4,200. Oh, every time I get one, the
price goes up for all of them.
Okay, so we do a little bit more damage.
We have 10% healing from things.
Max health could be better. Okay. Yeah.
Let's increase the max health a little
bit. There we go. Gotcha. All right.
What are we on now? The mobile lab.
Secret passage. Play.
Oh, we're out in the wy. We're out in
the wy with our 105 health.
I'll take the shotgun just in case. Ah.
What's that? No. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Okay. Well, there goes my 105 health. I
didn't even see this. I saw you. Oh my
god. Are they just going to keep coming?
I need to find somewhere. I need to get
in. It's locked.
I heard that. Heard that. Heard
something. Okay. Oh my god. Jumping
balloon bags. Control room.
Oh, just checking.
Anything in? Nope. Nope. Soda. Okay.
Control room.
We got a blue key card. Great.
Is there anything else we need? Oh, we
got a log. Oh, control room
instructions. This space is useful for
all personnels who need to monitor in
real time. Locations, cages, electric
fences, process, feeding, and safety
status.
Okay. Well, I don't see anything.
I think I I missed one of the secrets
last time because uh I I didn't pick up
the tape and then I died. Restroom. Oh
my god. Sorry. Wait, wait, what? Oh,
rest room. Literally, as in this is
where you go to have a rest.
This is cool. Barracks report. I had no
men and we had no actual orders, so I
stayed in bed and hoped the incident
would go away.
I'm assuming it didn't,
seeing as there's a bloody stain.
They have a little furnace.
All right. Uh, I think that's everything
in here. Could check the map.
Yeah, there's a blue key out here. This
thing apparently.
Ooh.
Oh, dos.
Did we get it?
I thought I saw another one. Oh, okay.
So, we can't go this way. Oh, it's the
Avery scene. That looks so good. What
the hell? There it is. Okay, got you.
Ah, I shouldn't have picked up that
health kit. Shouldn't have picked up the
health kit.
All right. Uh,
E to press access.
Oh, do I need to collect all of these
and go out? Okay. Well, then Oh.
Oh, okay. Access denied. That's fine.
That's fine. I didn't realize I could
click on the the different ones like
that. So, I don't want to hit the
circles. I thought I had to collect the
circles.
There we go. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Right now, what opened?
Can I see anything through there? No, I
can't. Okay, let's go. Oh,
[ __ ] Oh, yes. There you go. Get
stuck, stupid flying dinosaurs.
Oh, here's the Avery scene from Grant.
It's me again.
I accessed the confidential genomes
industries files. We didn't think they
would go so far.
We had oh
leaks about experiments, but we had no
idea the device called the gate. It's
just like dino crisis is time travel.
This is insane.
I got your shins.
What does it say? I want to read. Mr.
Whisk, I would like to report that the
main passage to site gamma has been
sealed. Valerie Bard, security team.
What are raptors doing in here?
Oh, I'll take it.
I'm assuming we don't want to go down
there.
What's this feeding center?
Oh, there's a yellow door. We can't go
that way. Let's go in feeding center
then.
They grab you. I was trying to move
backwards.
Right. There's a blue key card there.
Okay, let's get the blue.
Is that it? Is that it? I think that's
it. That's it. Okay. I don't know what I
picked up, but there we go. All right.
We don't We don't need to go that way.
Oh, this is This is it. Don't Billy
Billy. He falls. Oh, okay. So, is there
something in here I need to get?
Uh
I I missed somewhere. Oh, no. There is
something in there. There is something
in this that I didn't get.
Okay. What is it? We got a log where
dear visitors. Uh, is that it? Oh,
there's a door. There's a locked door.
There we go.
Oh, it's still it's still all poisony.
No.
Oh god, there's multiples. Oh god. Oh
god.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Go. Go. Go, go,
go. Oh,
damn it. No. What? [screaming]
Freaking triceratops boss.
Right. I need my I need my What's it?
Oh, like what can I do? What can I do?
What can I do?
I mean, I'd rather just, you know, do
this. Oh god.
There we go. There we go.
Oh, what happened? Did I Oh, is there a
barrel? I thought it was an explosive
barrel. There we go. Turned to bloody
pulp. Okay. What are these? These the
machine gun. Oh, so I should have ran
around. I [laughter] should have been in
here running.
Okay. Well, anyway, I've got loads of
ammo now. Um, all right. Oh, another
explosion. An explosion.
Come on then.
Oh, what? That didn't kill him.
It's right next to him though, right?
What? I I am running low on stuff.
Oh, there it is. There's the key card.
There's some health. Nice.
Just stand on the eggs. There we go.
Right, we can go back now.
This is so fun. Oh, let's kick these.
Bam. Shotgun.
Think I shoot them.
Oh, never mind. I don't think I can.
Okay, so is there anything in this area?
No.
So, we got the yellow key card from
here. I'm going to have to go back into
the the Oh, for God's sake.
I literally have 20 bullets left.
There we go. Take them out. Take them
out. There's one left. There we go.
Good, good, good, good, good. Oh god.
Run, run, run, run.
I know you were there. Oh god, another
one.
The stick.
Okay, here we go. This way. This way.
Oo, a nice safe room. I can even gamble
if I wanted to. Oh, Night of the Living
Dead. Let's get the secret tape. Let's
get you. Get you. Uh, kill the camera as
of course. But then I need This is
logged. Oh, there it is. Haha.
I was right with
Ooh, I got the red key card. Yeah, but
what does a red key card do? This isn't
a thing. There's nothing here.
That's definitely death as well,
isn't it? Oh, there's ladders. There's
ladders here.
Oh my goodness.
Yes, we did it. Okay. Okay.
All right. What is that? Submachine gun.
This is what I need the red access key
card for, I think. Where's my subs?
All right.
Ah, he hit me. Damn. All right,
I'm coming in Rambo style, dude. I'mma
shoot you all up. I'll do it.
Oh, I killed Nice. Wait, easy does it.
[screaming] What? What happened? Did I
Did I not see the booby trap?
>> Yes.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there is something
on the floor.
Oh, that almost killed me. Wow.
That's not so good.
Who would have thought a chaining fence
wouldn't protect you? It's It's Agent
Rick's alive. There is no time for
questions.
You'll need to use the manhole in the
northwest and get through the facility.
I'm so dead, dude. The signal is too
weak to locate Dr. Whisk, but I'm sure
he's at Sight Vader.
Booby traps.
Booby traps. But why?
Oh no. Oh god, there's loads. I I can't
even take a copy hit at this point. I
mean, I can, but I don't I don't want
to.
Oh, now now it's a true horror survival
thing.
All right.
Ah, there it is. There's health kit.
That's good. That's good. That's good.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. We got this. We
got this. We got this. Is that the end?
Oh, there was an explosive there. I
should have used the explosive.
Right. Let's get our shotgun out.
Shotty. trusted old shotty.
There we go. Good, good, good. Clear it
out.
I just healed.
X marks the spot.
That's not so good. Do I have a grenade?
Grenade. Grenade. Grenade.
I did. That do anything? I I don't know
if that did anything, dude. Hit Hit him
in the ass. Oh, yes. Choose the tree.
8% health. There we go. Woo.
Maybe I shouldn't have done that.
Oh no. That was definitely the way I
needed to go. Okay.
Oh. Oh. Thank god you gave away your
position, dude.
Right. Is there nothing else here? Look
at the map. No, I don't think so. Oh my
god. One bullet left. Well, at least we
got 30 pistol bullets. We're not
completely defenseless.
You got painkillers. Woo!
Smashing more boxes. See if what we can
get. There's the manhole.
Is that it? I mean, that's end level.
Okay. Okay. Hi, Catherine. Tomorrow, I
will be sending out emails to all
engineers asking for an update on cage
relocation inside beta. Anastasia. Why?
This definitely feels like a secret
area.
No, no secret.
A Oh, that was a fun little level.
Yes. No secrets. We didn't find any
secrets. Ah, damn it. Right, let's uh
level up something.
Uh, we got 6,500 vitality, endurance,
healing.
I mean, it feels just better to get the
healing, right? Cuz every time we get
some health, which happens quite often.
Uh oh, here we go. Points exchange.
Oh, now we can have an inventory.
Star crest. Special items designed to
open doors, unlock chests, or grant
passage to certain areas when they are
active. Facility. Let's go. Facility,
dude.
Yes. Probably should have got some ammo.
Maybe we'll be okay. Grant, listen
carefully. I have found some information
that might be important.
So, in 1980, Gino Industries started
work on teleportation.
The design was based off the classified
Nazi experiments of owl mountains during
World War II.
Many reasons for it were wiped out
because of the strange issues. But
finally the gate was completed two years
ago.
Looks like history repeats itself.
Ooh.
Damn. Damn. Time travel.
He's hiding.
Oh, I see an ID card thing. Evacuation
procedure. Keep a safe distance from any
wildlife that may pose a threat and
avoid making any sudden movements that
could provoke an attack. Well, if you
shoot them, you don't have to worry.
Although, I do not have much in the way
of ammo,
so I've only got 13 bullets.
Well, I guess we go in here.
Oh. Oh. Okay. Oh. Oh, you you're all
coming in one by one. Oh, in you. Is
that it? Oh god. Thank god I got some
ammo. I didn't realize there were
stairs. Oh, there's another one.
How many are coming through? Might have
to run down for that shotgun if they
kept on coming.
Uh, shotgun. I'll take. That's nice.
We can go down there. Okay. Okay.
Oh, that's definitely a boss fight then.
Oh, it's a Stegosaurus.
What am I SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST THAT?
OH, I can get through. Oh, it's dead
now. Beasty updated. Hey, that's good.
But I literally have no Oh, well,
there's some health, but I've got no
ammo. What am I supposed to do when I
don't have any ammo, dude? All right, so
instead of four So, a shotgun does the
damage of two pistol bullets. Dear text,
I'm writing to remind you about the
critical role that the water temperature
plays in laboratory experiments. Even
minor fluctuations in water temperature
can have a significant impact on the
accuracy and reproducibility
of the results, especially in
experiments with aquatic organisms.
Michael Vinski.
So, this is where I was before.
Oh, see there they are now.
So, I'm assuming
that if you can Oh, if you can pro it,
you can get up there. But wait, where
did these guys come from, though?
Cuz you can't you can't jump up there. I
need to get that ammo over there,
though. Yes. Yes. Oh boy. We got loads
of shotgun ammo. Nice. We're good. We're
good. Right. Well, I guess we go out
here then.
We got raptors. Oh, one shot for raptor,
right? Let's kill the stego.
Okay, Stego's running away now.
Cool. Cool.
All right, kill you
and you.
We're going to have all of this to
ourselves now,
unless more can climb out there, but
I've got a lot of pistol bullets now.
There we go.
Right, here we go. Still no blue key
card. Pistol ammo. That's good.
What's in here? Do I want to know?
Bullets and shotgun ammo. Nice. So,
we're rolling in it now. Hell yeah.
God.
Okay. Going to need to find something to
turn off
that power. God, the music's
I don't feel like it should it should be
this crazy yet. This is almost like a
chase music. Oh, there we go.
There's more. Oh, hold on. There we go.
Little ratuses.
I was looking for a for something to do
for ages here and I finally found it.
Okay.
Oh,
that's on the outside, right? Oh, wait.
This is in a lab.
My god, what have they been cooking up
in that lab? Look at the Look at this
experiment. Laboratory logs. Number two,
experiment objectives. Amplify a
specific region of Velociraptor DNA
using PCR. purify the amplified DNA
product and applications down the line.
They were experimenting on raptors.
This is that how you make dinosaurs? No,
this is how you play God.
Well, there's nothing else I can get in
here. So, I guess I'll just go up here.
What? It really wants me to have a
freaking blue key card at this point.
[screaming] up. Right. That's got to be
the blue key card, right? It's got to be
in here.
We're so close. So, I can taste the blue
key card.
Okay. Well,
lots of shotgun ammo. A secret tape.
Copyright thing. Nearby door has opened.
Always good. normally means that loads
of loads of things have been have been
released and are ready to kill me. Oh,
hold on. Oh my god. There we go. Oh, I
don't believe that.
Oh, I spent so much time wandering
around. Unknown noise.
Bravo.
Respond.
I still don't have I've got the black
key card now. There's so many blue
things I've freaking bumped around in.
And yet, okay,
so we got the black key card. So, that's
down here.
All right. I see you dead. Make sure
there's nothing else here. Black key
card. All right.
This a new facility. Oh, this is this Oh
my goodness.
It must be a killer brachiosaurus. What
did IT DO TO ME? Um
Um I I mean I I guess
A I'm so sorry, dude. Why did you kill
me?
Thank god I had other ammo though.
Jesus. Took a beating. And finally,
Swear to God if I'm getting demonetized
for this I'm going to be so annoyed.
It's just pixels.
Let's cartoonish go. Nearby laser field
has been disabled. Okay, so I know what
that is.
All right. Is that going to trigger
anything?
Always trigger something. Just through
there. Is that where I'm going to
finally get my blue key card? We little
boogie there. Use my explosive barrels
this time.
[laughter]
Right in here. This will be this one.
There we go. and get med medicine.
There he is. He's coming up the stairs.
Did I get him in one shot? A legend.
There it is. Right. Hold on. We're going
to need this. As soon as I get these,
we're going to get flooded. No, no
trigger. Oh, finally I have the blue key
card. Oh, that's where we go. Oh, okay.
Right. That's nice cuz now we can
literally just go through everything.
Okay, we got a grenade. That's good.
That's good.
We need to get back over here cuz I'm
pretty sure this place has a blue door.
Yes. Yes. Very good. Blue door.
Oh. Oo. What a cozy little room.
Dear all, I am writing to inform you
that due to an emergency situation, we
must immediately evacuate under the
facility. Please leave your workstations
and gather your personal belongings as
quickly as possible. Thank you for your
cooperation in this matter. Sincerely,
Miss Natalie Clover.
Thank you, Miss Natalie. Uh, but there
was literally nothing in here. Just uh
So, this must be the CEO's desk or
something.
Tempted to restart and see if I've
glitched something, but I don't know if
I have. What? What? Uh, what? Did I just
slide through it and get it? Are you
kidding me?
What?
Guys, I I I don't know what to say. I
don't know what to say. I just did that.
I I literally just did. I thought, you
know what? Let's Let's go sideways at
the door and I did it. That That
couldn't have been a feature. There's no
way that was a feature. Dear Simon, our
team worked closely with the army
personnel to ensure that dinosaurs were
transported safely and securely. We took
all necessary precautions to ensure that
the dinosaurs were all caged for your
journey and that they arrived in
destination excellent condition. There's
no way, dude.
Oh my god, that was it. I ran round.
I mean, you could see that took probably
15 minutes were me just backtracking
trying to find a way. Oh no. If I just
just scoot sideways to get it. Oh my
god. I I I don't know what to say.
I mean, I get it cuz in my head I was
thinking to myself, "Oh, if I if I, you
know, if I was really there, I would try
and scoot sideways to get it." And
that's exactly what I needed to do.
That's crazy. I can't tell whether
that's genius or psychotic.
Uh,
I mean, we've got what, how many points
now? 18,000.
So, [gasps] I mean, we could get the
shooting range pass. It feels like every
level has one of those.
Submachine gun, pistol ammo.
I think I've You know what? For 400
points. Sure. Let's get some of those.
Yeah, why not? Why not? So, that's in my
inventory.
Uh, and then let's upgrade
vitality. Well, endurance. We don't I
think endurance. And the look affects
many elements of the expedition.
That feels
to me
as though things just won't spawn. So,
the landing zone. Let's go. Heck yeah.
It's been such a fun game so far.
Grant, can you hear me? A few hours ago,
team Bravo mounted mounted sentry guns
and seized control of this area. They're
working with Genomes Industries and they
want to recover all experiment data.
I suggest you be careful. So I now have
to contend with automated guns.
Oh,
that's good. Well, it's been a good one,
guys.
I'm assuming I can just shoot it.
Uh, no.
Shooting it doesn't work. Okay.
Right.
So, I can't touch them. Oh, look. A
shower. Ah, you want cleaning? They
wanted cleaning. Oh, bless. Let's get in
the shower. Oh, get nice and clean.
I feel as though if we wait here for a
minute, it will probably unlock an
Easter egg or something. Damn it. Okay,
I mean, you know, that's just me
thinking out loud.
Oh, more sentries.
Interesting idea.
I'll take that.
Oh, what's down there? Well, let's go
here first.
Okay. Health kit. Don't need. Restore
power to the elevator.
Okay. Well, there's lots of eggs here.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Oh my god.
THERE'S MORE. NO, [screaming] I WASTED.
I'm wasting. Oh, wait. There we go. I
thought I thought I accidentally grabbed
the uh the medic kit there.
Well, then guess we're going downstairs.
Let's just reload. Kick a box. Kick
another box. Open the door. Get in some
enclosed spaces.
Oh, I like how now I've destroyed the
things. It would be way cooler.
Help. No, it was it wasn't even
aggressive, that guy.
Oh, I am just eating through my uh my
shotgun bullets.
Oh, a known rat. Operation wipeout
cancelled.
Repeat. Cancelled.
Okay. Uh well, let's get back here.
Return to the underground immediately.
They must have seen Oh, I see you. I see
you.
Oh, well, it takes two. It takes two,
baby.
Me and you.
Oh, what's in here? Nothing but a
medicate. That's That's never the case.
Nearby laser field. Yeah, I thought so.
Hey. Hello.
Let's just whittle down all of my ammo
first. Oh, I could have done the
explosives. I always forget the
explosives.
That's him dead. Some more machine guns.
No, we need to save those. Those are so
good.
Okay, kick it.
Kick the bucket.
Shotgun and pistol. Nice.
Oh,
WELL THEN.
YOU THINK THE other one would set the
other one off, right, if I shot the
first one? But no. Nearby laser field
deactivated.
I like how he knew.
I thought I saw another one.
So, I've disabled two laser fields. I
can't remember which ones were where.
I'm assuming this was one. Okay. Well, I
need to go in here cuz this has the key
card.
Grab it. I knew I knew it. I'm not going
to shoot the barrels cuz they'll
probably hurt me. Maybe I should have
shot the barrels. Oh. Oh. Oh, this is
terrible. Oh my god,
I should have had me damn pistol out.
All right, well, let's read the thing.
Tech logs number seven. During routine
maintenance checks, we discovered a
malfunction in the power station at the
barracks. We have activated the backup
generator in the meantime to ensure the
critical systems remain operational, but
it may not be sufficient to support the
entire barracks. We apologize. You may
die. Okay,
let's go. OH. OH. OH, THERE'S dudes now.
Do we just go pistol? I think we go
pistol.
There we go.
They got open doors. They got open
doors.
Okay.
I love I really do like this game.
It's so good. It's so atmospheric. The
puzzles aren't that complicated, but
they are at the same time. It really
depends. Right. So, I came from here.
I think I couldn't go this way. There
was something stopping me. No, that's
right. I needed to restore power. And
I've got the red key card now. Oh, I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. I was
intruding.
It should be a thing. If you stand on
the eggs, it summons some
eggs. Right. Here we go. Personal diary
number five. Responding to the alarms is
a routine part of our training. But when
an alarm sounds in a secret laboratory
complex, the stakes are much higher.
Okay, is that it? Just a little bit of a
little bit of a Oh, hey. Yep. There it
is.
I don't know what that did, but I I've
I've cut off power to something.
So, something's going to be opening now.
Oh, this one.
Oh, nice. A yellow key card. And this
personal diary number four. I often find
solace in playing my electric keyboard
to my freedom.
Okay, there we go. Sorry.
Didn't realize I could open doors.
Anyway, uh whether I'm alone in my bunk
or jamming with fellow soldiers, my
electric keyboard has become an
essential part of my regular day at the
barracks. A Oh, hold on. D.
[laughter] Anyway, well, that was nice
of them to put that in. Okay. Uh,
so I have a yellow. I have a yellow. Is
there anywhere that's needed a yellow?
I don't see that I've came across a
yellow. But then again, oh, we don't
want to go that way. Oh, yes. Yes. So,
maybe upstairs. Yeah, there's the red
key card. That's good. Oh, outdoors.
Outdoors. What is that? That's a new
gun.
Whoa. Oh, looks like electric gun. Oh,
the the leg length. Okay, hold on.
Before we grab that,
do we want Okay, it sounded liquidy.
Whatever that was. What is this? Is that
a flamethrower?
OH,
it's a laser gun.
Whoa. WHOA. [screaming]
WHOA.
Future text. Cool.
All right. Okay. Cool. Yeah, I wasn't
scared. That was a mildly yell. I don't
know what you're talking about. They all
seem to came come from here, though.
Must be loads. TDND. Blue key card
acquired. That's good. Anything else in
here? Just to double check. No, I'm I'm
getting wise to the game's tricks. Oh
god, there's more. I said I was getting
wise. I don't know if I am. Keep on
spawning these guys. All right, there we
go. Painkillers. That's good. We got a
blue key card now. Let me in. Let me in.
Right. No power. Power. Power has been
restored. Great. So,
uh, where's my crazy laser gun? Do we
use that? I think we're still good with
the pistol, dude. Trusty pistol.
Oh, I thought that was the gun there.
Uh, so we need to go back to the
elevator.
Another one. No. Okay, elevator ready.
A, they should have put a dinosaur in
here.
Reload. Not going to lie. Oh, okay. Oh.
Uh, and uh, we're going to open the door
and walk through like nothing's wrong.
Oh, do I need Can I get through that? I
think I can. Let's get through. Let's
go. Go, go, go.
Going with the go. Oh. Oh my god. He's
shot like instantly.
Premature spit problem. Huh?
Oh, I don't like this. Oh no.
555. Enter. Oh no. Oh, I'm going to have
to find out the code.
Oh. Oh, this is horrible.
I hate this. Or is there not one of
those? Nope. Not a thing to shoot. Cool.
Cool. Cool. Cool. Is there anything in
here? Oh my goodness. I was going to say
there's normally two holes. They come
from
little buggers. Oh god. Just dodged out
the way of that one. So shelter. Is
there another not a thing here? Oh well,
there's a camera. Get rid of that.
Okay,
it's not a thing. Okay, shelter.
I have to run by it.
Means you have to run by. Ready and go,
go, go, go, go.
Painkill is nice. There's anything here.
That is
right. Okay, so there is a lever here.
That's good.
Oh, come on. Sentry gun. You did a
terrible job.
Could have been attacked by all those as
well to be fair. Okay, so we got to make
a run back over for it.
Unless health kit. I think this is what
I open actually.
So, ooh, grenade. Nice. I got three of
those now. [snorts]
Oh, I was wondering I I was fighting
those things and uh it sort of switched
me straight back to something else like
a different weapon when I had a full
reload.
Well, that's good. That's good.
Eggs. 6274. There we go. Just stand on
all the eggs first. Ha. That's what you
get.
6274. What's in this one? Another
grenade.
Whoa.
6274.
Right. Where is it? Here it is. Right. 6
274. Enter.
72 64.
Oh, it's a one.
Oh my god. I was glancing at it and it
looked like a four. 6271.
Idiot.
There we go. Nice.
Let's call home. Call mama.
Barracks report number three. An
emergency evacuation order has been
issued. Emergency response teams have
been activated to assist with the
evacuation and ensure the safety of all
personnel.
Okay.
All right.
Anything in here apart from the little
tape?
Does the map want to tell me there's
anything in here? No, it doesn't.
Okay, we've restored power. I I don't
know. Oh. Oh, there it is. Shelter's
open. There we go. Well, we got to go to
shelter. I'm sure there won't be any
dinosaurs in here. Yeah, there's
definely dinosaurs in here. Didn't even
get a chance to bloody finish my
sentence.
Oh my god. Where's that grenade?
Oh,
YAY.
Mince meat.
You're about to be extinct.
I'm your K2 event.
Relax, agent. My study is nearing its
final stages. If you're looking for me,
I'm not here anymore.
says Dr. Whisk.
Is there anything here? Lots of buttons
to press. Boop. Boop.
I guess I'll go down then into the
depths. This is where everyone was
evacuated to. But there's there's nobody
here, though. Where did they all go? Oh
god. Oh, that's a lot of pistol ammo. Oh
my god. Oh my god.
Oh,
two dead.
Hold on. Three dead.
It looks like it was flooded. Was it? I
assume I need to go down here.
Yeah. Nothing here, though. Oh, hold on.
Storage. Oh, it's locked. No. No. Why?
Oh, there's another one.
Or did he disappear?
I could see something over there.
There's that. I thought so. Okay. So,
that's where I need I I It was a fan I
saw spinning.
Oh, okay. Okay. Get up. Oh, we got a
black key card. That's exactly what we
wanted. Nothing in here. Just uh
something going to scare me when I go
back in. Sweet. Cool.
Why was that red bubbles?
I don't like that. That was red bubbles.
Oh, no. No. Climb the ladder. Climb the
ladder, James. Come on. Come on. You got
this. So, wait. Hold on. That was in
here. That was storage.
I was wondering why I would need all the
pistol bullets.
Spray and pray, boys. Spray and pray.
Oh, hello.
Is this the end?
>> [gasps]
>> Is this the end? End level. Woo! 97
monsters killed. Back to the mobile lab.
Interesting.
We But we've got to see a T-Rex, right?
Surely we got to see a T-Rex. Crisis
monitor. What's this? Kill first boss.
Higher crisis level unlocks new gear.
Okay. New locations reveals hidden
objects and increases score gains.
However, your missions become more
fearsome and introduce new enemies,
traps, and dangers.
Dude, this is like a fully polished
game,
right? Well, we need to increase again.
And I think have doing more damage might
be better. Let's get some of that.
Uh, as far as trading
Oh, laser fuse.
Yeah, that's a really good weapon. Let's
get like all of that. Hell yeah.
Okay. Power plant area number one. That
must be the training area. But we've got
we've got to do this.
Could do the full game. Where's my laser
gun?
Hell yeah.
Although I will pull out my pistol to
start with.
Okay. What's this? Right. Okay. We have
a brachiosaur.
I'm assuming I need to kill the
brachiosaur.
All right. Let's just kill the things
around it. H. There we go.
Oh, there it is. There it is. There it
is.
Okay.
There we go. [laughter]
Not bad. That was pretty much all of my
bullets for that thing, though. though.
I'm sure we will. Look at that. Like two
shots with these miniguns, man. They are
so OP and so beautiful. I love them.
Kick it. Come on, Grant.
You're just like the the the badass
grunt I used to know as when I played
video games.
800 moolas. Oh, well, we got to do that,
didn't we?
That's obviously something we got to do.
Oh. Oh, there we go. Raise the water
level. It's just the water temple and
over again.
I was a bit worried there. I heard some
scary music. But that could just be the
soundtrack.
Skipped the box.
Got a grenade. I got eight grenades. I
need to start just running into rooms
and throwing these things.
Locked. Right. Okay. Well, we've raised
the water. I don't know why I did that.
It was just something that apparently I
I needed to do. Okay. Oh, we'll go over
this way.
Oh, is there Oh, there's no way. Right.
Okay. So, I needed to do that in order
to
uh
hop that
h. And now
from the bushes. Clever girls.
Ooh. with my spy shotgun. Oh, wait. Hold
on. What?
Can I Oh, no. I can't I can't get in. Do
you think I Oh, hold on. Here we go. I
don't know what that did,
but it's done something. You can't even
crouch.
Oh, hold on. Look at that. There's a
hole there.
So, that's how you get in. You get in
and out through that hole.
Is there Is there a hole here?
Is there a hole under here? There is a
hole. Oh my god. There it is.
There. Gotcha. Just going to Do I do I
even need anything in here?
Like just in case I need to come back.
Go.
You never know. Now we can leave. And
now we got the card key and a place to
use it right over here. Oh, hold on. Got
loads of these. Some pistol ammo. More
pistol ammo. All right. What's in this
place? Grant, there's something I forgot
to tell you before. I love you. As we
know, the government denied any
involvement in Goss whatever and
industries, which yesterday received Oh,
I got rats.
received. Yes, informants. It seems they
knew that Dr. Whisk's project has a new
weapon and access
assessed it as nonproductive. There is
evidence such as suggests large
bag transfers.
Stupid rat. Oh my god. Can avoid my
bullets.
Oh, fine.
Come on then. you.
How can they not get me? Am I slightly
elevated? It would appear so. Look at
them. They got a lovely little nest.
Squish them all. Squish them all.
They also brought the key card to them
as well.
They're like, "That's my card. That'll
go perfect with my eggs."
All right. Now, we can get all the way
over here.
Okay. Okay, it took it took some
figuring out, but what I love about this
game so far is that the puzzles can be a
bit obscure, but they're not impossible.
You've just got to be observant.
Oh my god. Is that another Brachiosaur?
That's another freaking brachiosaur.
960 points.
Oh, you hear it coming.
The pistol. It's not so bad.
Oh my god. Is it just going around? Oh,
bless it. You know, I guess what you
should do, right, is leave this guy with
1%.
And then kill everything else and get it
at the end of your combo.
So, get him.
Get that. And now, there you go. There
you go. Instead of 2,000 points
combo for 2,560 points, I think.
Well, that's not that. That's That's not
the right ammo. Grenade
to cut it. Yeah.
Oh, look at them.
Oh, he's behind a great
Oh, this is just like a killing gallery.
Look at this.
You could get so many freaking kills and
combos from that.
A I knew there was loads more.
Oo, okay. We've got another open area.
And this is like a different kind of
puzzle now. So, we have we've had the
rooms. We've had what you expect from a
Dino Cric successor. But now now look at
this. This is new.
We've got our yellow key card here.
Nice. We got more ammo from the
submachine gun. Really wants me to to
bring those boys out. Let's go bring the
girls out. Uh we also need to turn on
the switch.
I'm assuming I can't shoot it. Should be
a lever somewhere. Oh, it's probably
behind there. Okay.
Well, well, I've got to get up here
somehow. Look at the supplies.
Right. So, this is yellow. This is where
we can get into now. Uh, this is the
ladder.
There we go. In Einstein's equation,
time is a river. It speeds up, meanders,
and slows down. So, if you can create
whirlpools or shortcuts between
meanders,
look at them. You can rule time and
transfer any material between worlds.
really thinks he's all that, doesn't he?
He thinks he's clever. No, nothing in
here. Oh, here we go. Subject collapsed
underground passage. We've got to inform
all personnel that the underground
passage at the base has collapsed.
Unfortunately, no one was injured.
Fortunately, during the incident,
however, the passage will be closed
until further notice while the the we
assess the damage and determine the
necessary repairs. Signed, chief
engineer at Bass. Right.
Oh, that's that done. Uh, I don't know
if there was anything else here.
Oh, wait. What? I had the black key card
this whole time. Oh my god. Ah. Oh. Oh.
Little nightmares.
I can't believe that. I was like, "No,
wait. Oh, hold on. I Oh, why is this
going to open?"
Okay. Well, that was one of my best
weapons. Sort of wasted there. Might as
well reload the the pistol.
Right. I need to get across, I think.
Yeah, I need to go up one more.
Oh, there's a ladder. I think I saw a
ladder. Yeah, here it is.
Can I Can I Can I Can I What? Can I
Oh,
of course. Pteranodons.
Oh. Oh, god. Oh. Oh, you kidding me? Oh
my goodness.
Now I switched to the pistol when I
don't shouldn't have used it. Cool.
Now we got that.
We got this.
Yeah. Let's get over painkillers. Very
good. Like that. Um. Oh god. Oh god.
What's that? What's that? What's that?
What's that? Oh, it's a zombies. It's
zombies. Oh god. Of course. A switch to
this
freaking raptor as well. like,
oh,
did that destroy something? That might
have destroyed something. There's a key
card over there, but I just want to make
sure there's nothing nothing here I'm
missing. Okay. All right. Let's go for
it.
Oh, it's a hell kit. Oo.
Okay, let's go in here.
Door to pump station has been unlocked.
Gotcha.
Oh, but more deadlies have arrived.
Any more deadlies? Is it deadly? I need
some more. I want to get more
pointeroos.
Oh my god, there's a Spinosaurus.
Woo!
That's a first large therapod. Oh my
god. Oh, he can run.
Oh my Oh my goodness.
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I did I did not
expect them to be able to Oh, this is
not good.
Dodge him. Dodge him. Dodge him. Where's
my really good gun? Where's my laser
gun?
I die. There we go. He deserves that.
Well, didn't expect that to happen.
[snorts]
Today's full of surprises. Take the
tape. Dear all, I regret to inform you
that we are experiencing some major
issues with the pub station and
reservoir that supplies the water to the
base. We have initiated an emergency
repair to plan off. I'm working to
resolve the issue as soon as possible.
Science chief technician at the pub
station and res reservoir.
[laughter]
There we go.
It's like I knew that was going to work.
All right. Well, now we can go down
into here. Oh. Oh.
Well,
who didn't Who didn't see that coming?
Hh.
Is it this way?
I can't remember which way it is. Yes,
it's this way. Okay. Right. We've got
the power. We've opened up this now.
Ooh, now that's a lot of little
nightmares.
One, two, three, four, five, six. Yeah.
Well done. Nice.
Right. But Oh god. Don't Don't run into
that, though. Let's just save. We've
come quite far. If I get cheap killed by
something, I will be very annoyed.
Right. Let's take that off. Is anything
going to happen when I come back down
here?
Tech log number six. Earlier today, a
team of engineers and technicians
conducted a review of the retention
channels at the base. However, during
the review, one of our engineers, Andrew
Paw, went missing. Despite an extensive
search, he has not been found. Andrew
Paw.
Oh, what is this?
End level.
We did it. Okay, back to the lab. We've
only got two levels left and then we've
complete the game.
Or at least we've completed, you know,
the story. 35,000.
Well,
[groaning]
I think paleontology. I think I think we
need that. Do 8% more damage. That is a
must. Also, some of my points, laser
fuse is quite good,
but
submachine gun ammo is very good. And
pistol can't be underrated. Oh, I've I
bought all my pistol. Oh, that's because
I must have max pistol. Okay, are you
ready, guys? Let's go. Second last one
under the mountain.
Level one.
Hello.
I guess I'll turn my torch on.
So, we've seen the spino.
Uh, it's got to be T-Rex. Okay, Grant.
There is a lot of electrical
interference coming from here. Local
transmission to Rick is probably
impossible. Try moving away from that
area.
I mean Oh, it's already locked. Oh, I I
guess I go back. Mission failed.
Oh, hello.
Oh, bonk and bonk.
Soon as you pick up the pistol, yeah, it
triggers them. I knew it. I knew you
would. Oh, I got a raptor. Wrong time to
reload.
Well, then a five combo. That'll do.
That's good. That's good.
This they are compies though.
Uh oh, here we go. Attention all
personnel. It is with deep regret that
we inform you of recent incident in the
transportation tunnel. Today, a section
of the tunnel experienced a collapse
resulting in damage to the
infrastructure and potential harm to
individuals in the area. Please stay
tuned for further updates and follow for
safety procedures and guidelines until
further notice.
Oh well, that's a shame.
Oh. Oh no, not rats. Not rats. Oh,
they're the most deadliest of things.
Oo, there it is. There's the key card.
That's what we needed.
Or we going to fall down. Ha. A more.
You boogers. I already killed you.
Well,
you're very very naughty.
I knew it was coming. I was still
scared. Cheap jump scares. God damn it.
Oh, there he is. We're in a cave area.
We're in a cave system of some sort.
Oh, that is a that was a long foot.
Okay, well, we got we'll kill the
officer first.
There we go. That's some good combos.
Some good points there. 745.
Okay. Red key card we need then. Oh,
that's another red key card, right?
Yeah, it's all red key card.
I don't like this.
It's now starting to engage my brain. My
run and gun method
didn't work. Oh, there's the ladder.
That's it.
Can I jump? Oh, nice. Worked. But are I
supposed to do that? I don't know. I
think I was
freaking right. You're just deadling my
toes. I'll get him. You distract him.
Like, what was I supposed to do there?
cheap. Is this what that is? Okay. Is
there anything here? I'm above
something.
Nothing here. Eat to open. Well, that's
the door.
Is this Is this where I where I was
before? No, this is a new area.
Security level A.
I've got that. by me.
Oh, there's more.
Good, good, good. Health kit. I didn't
really need that. Shouldn't have
Shouldn't have taken. Nearby door has
been unlocked. Cool. I think I saw it.
There. Here it is. Oh, let's just get
out.
Are they in there? We got the pistol.
Little comies. There they are. Oh,
there's the red. Perfect.
Oh my god, they came from behind the
governments. Oh, Uzi. Nice. Though I
don't Do I I'll keep it out just in
case. Oh.
Oh, seamless. I mean, twos.
Is there more? Is there more? Okay,
there's no more. What are they doing
down here?
Oh, there we go. Okay, that led me all
the way back. That was nice. Uh, so then
we just go over here.
Spray prey. Surprise.
Beaver's here.
Freaking pteranodons.
Really?
Wow. Okay. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No.
Seven.
1,500. Damn. I could have got one more.
Noise. Oh, noise.
Oh, that that's a spiky boy, isn't it?
Oh, I thought I heard something run at
me from the side. Ah, damn. Didn't get
that in my combo.
Right, so we need power
security level E. Don't have that.
That's the black key card. I'll save
this for a second.
Uh, let's get up here. Oh, this looks
like a yellow. It is a yellow. Okay.
What is this big steamroller thing?
Yeah. So, I've been over here. Can't get
that.
I haven't been this way. How How do I
know? Because there are things that
aren't kicked.
Although, I think this is exactly where
I came from. I walked past everything. I
didn't even bother smashing boxes.
Oh, well, there's another grenade.
Uh, let's get back to the shotgun.
Shotgun's all right.
So, we need to find power.
It's going to be another one of these.
Look around. Oh, is this where I went
before? I think I walked over this. I
might have.
It's where I got spat on by the cheap
Dilophosaurus. Oh, I see I see a
turbine. Yep, there it is. Boom. The
game's taught me lots. I know what to
do.
Ha. Here's James.
Oh, you you followed me. You literally
spawned around the corner.
All right. Let's pull that. Uh, let's
get whatever you are.
Anything else? No. Okay. Well, all we
did Oh, we're going across here. Never
mind. Crossbow. Okay.
That's what I needed it for, I assume.
Y
instantly.
Okay. Is that it though? I didn't get a
key card, though. Oh, did I turn power
on? Oh, I brought power back on, right?
So, the other door should be open then,
I guess. Wherever the other door is. Oh,
here we go. Here we go. Look who's here.
Anything else? Anybody want some? Nope.
All right, then. I'll go in here.
Dead Buddies.
Freaking Dilophosaurus.
They're the worst. Oo, I have a blue.
I'll get that. There's a yellow in here,
though, which I can't get.
Okay.
Right. One door. I can get through.
Some painkillers.
Oh god. Run. Uh, where's my amazing
weapon? Where's my laser one?
Oh, they can grab you though. Soon as I
open the door, I'll get grabbed.
Where's the other one?
Where's the other? There's never just
one.
Oh, do you need to kill them? No, never
mind. There was three of them.
All right. Oh, there it is again. Nice.
Another 20 of that. I'll take it.
Uh, yeah, definitely don't want that.
Oh, no. No. When they get close to you,
they do so much damage. Thank god I
didn't run left away from this guy.
Oh, nice. Dear security team, I wanted
to bring to your attention the recent
issues we've had with security in our
underground labs. We've noticed some
unauthorized access attempts and
suspicious activity that have raised
concerns about the safety of our
research and personnel. Signed Leon
Kennedy.
He's in this game. So, there's the
yellow. There's a yellow key card.
Should I just bring up a pistol? It's
going to happen.
Ready?
WAIT. OH MY GOD. IT'S IT'S NOT GLASS.
Oh god, I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh my god. Did I even Where do I save?
[music]
Oh god, this is terrible. Oh, dead
again. No. I'm just wondering if I run
over this way. But then we have the
explosive. We have two explosives. So,
I've got to remember that to shoot
those.
Oh god, this is a nightmare. Okay, let's
just go.
Right,
right. Okay. Wait, what?
I think I see more over there. Are they
stuck?
Do they not know how to get to me?
Yeah, look. They were expecting me to
have clicked the thing. Ah, loser.
Loser. Ah, you're dead.
Yes.
Although, there should be another
Dilophosaur or something. Oh, that was
perfect. You thought I clicked the
button. So, when they've made this game,
they've just put when you when you touch
this with your body, it triggers.
[laughter]
So, when I came through here, did I did
I do this and come through there and
didn't see the smash glass in the floor?
That's funny. Okay,
nearby laser field has been disabled.
Okay, I think that there's still like a
Dilophosaur I haven't seen.
Yeah, there's a lot.
I was going to say I thought there was
others,
you know, meandering his way forward.
So, those ones triggered when I clicked
it. Ah, okay. What is the one with the
power on? I don't know what we got in
here. We got a gun.
Oh, there it is. There's the yellow key
card.
Boom.
Nice. Did I not come this way? I I can't
even remember.
Well, we got the yellow key card. So,
now
I can leave. This is it. Yep, this is
the one.
All right. Anything out here? Ky, let's
go to yellow.
Really good game. Like I am thoroughly
enjoying this, especially when you
consider just how bad games are for
dinosaurs. Steam leak has been stopped.
I didn't know we had a Steam leak.
That's fun. Great. I didn't even know
where that is.
Cuz I get loads of people ask me, "Are
you going to play Claude?
I actually did play Claude
and it was so bad I just scrapped the
video. I I just couldn't believe it. It
was horrendous.
Is that I was going to say is that a
stego? No, it's not. Oh, wait. There's
something else. There's something else
in there. Is it? Oh, it's going to be
one of those. Is it a power thing to
shoot? Ah, I knew it. Yeah. Okay.
Right.
Oh, there's the Okay. You ready, guys?
There he is.
It's not triggered by me uh picking up
the card. It's triggered by just a box.
There's something there that when I when
I enter the object.
Oh, right. Where is it? It's like It's
just this way. It's like over there.
Okay.
I don't I don't think I have any
reliable weapons at the moment.
Everything's really low. I mean,
shotgun's pretty decent.
Yeah, I've only got my shotgun and
pistol really. Okay,
he Oh, he nibbled his unknown noise. The
party is over for you, Grant. What you
mean? Party. I wasn't invited. I feel
like this is uh leading up to a big boss
fight. Uh, crossbow bolts. Oh, machine
gun ammo. That's good. That's good.
Logistics log number seven. Today, a
large cargo shipment was transported
using the freight elevator. During the
process, it was noted that the fuel
consumption was significantly higher
than anticipated. We immediately took
action to contact the tech team and fix
it. Okay. Um, what does that mean,
though? [panting]
What does that mean? Oh, it's one of
these. Oh god. Oh god. I feel like up
there's a T-Rex. So,
requires seven gallons of oil. So, Oh,
right. Okay. Exactly. It should say
requires exactly seven. So, I can't I
need to drain it. There's no way of
stopping that. So, there's five.
I can't mine this though, can I? Hold
on. Hold on. If we can get three, six,
and then put five in, will that leave
one left?
Right. Okay. So, five, six.
Got you. Got you. Right.
So, three. Three.
That's six.
That's seven.
WAIT, WHAT? OH. OH MY GOD. THAT'S THE
WHAT?
UH, OKAY.
WAIT, there's another one. Or is there
just one? Oh god. OH GOD. OH. OH my
goodness.
But this is this isn't a normal
Spinosaurus.
I'm dead, dude. Oh, wait. Hold on. I can
cheese it. Yes.
Oh my god.
Yeah. Yeah. This is cheese it, dude.
Wait. I've got loads of grenades.
Wait, he won't he won't be able to get
me here, though, cuz he he doesn't know
how to do the thing. Woohoo!
Yay! Woo! [screaming]
Grenades finally use for the buggers.
Woo!
Oh! Oh god! No! Get away! Get away! I'll
tase you. Oh god, he bit me. He actually
bit me. Oh no.
Okay.
No, you know that's not it's not
completely useless. The crossbow
it. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. YES. YES. UP
the body.
Yes.
Okay. Did I do good? I've got like seven
health left.
Okay.
Did I do it though? I didn't think I did
do it. Apparently I did. Okay. E.
Yeah. Yeah. Are we going? We not going.
Why are we not going? I want to go. I
want to leave. Uh oh, there it is. Oh,
wait. Here it is. There's supposed to be
the button. Yes, we did it. Up we go. 91
monsters. One secret which we didn't
find. Back to the mobile lab. Onto the
final one.
Oh my god, I had to choose that. I had
no weapons. Is there any need for me to
get any of these? Apart from like maybe
that
it's that leaves me with 5,000 points
if I do 10% damage. Yeah. Okay. So, I
got 5,000 points.
Impact module.
Oh, I probably could have got some of
this. Weapon items are enhanced that
allow you to reinforce your equipment.
Well, what I need really is
the laser is so good,
but also a submachine gun for 800.
[snorts]
Ooh,
I get 60 of that though. I'm just going
to buy all the lasers. Buy lasers.
Buy some submachine gun. That'll do.
That'll do for our final bit. I think
we're good.
Right here it is. Swamp of death. It's
got a T-Rex. Level 17. Level one. Let's
go. The swamp of death.
Is it literally just just a death thing?
Oh, this looks like it's Oh god, it's
Oh, it's giving me uh what you call it?
Um uh Oh my god, I can't even Left for
Dead like tank level.
Okay. Are they just going to come from
wherever? Is that it? Is there anything
I can do? Oh, that's a gun. Never mind.
Let's get that.
Uh, are we good? Swamp of death. I have
a blue key card.
Oh, I was just I was just expecting this
to be the end.
Oh, what? Wait, hold on. Hold on. I've
got one of these. Attention all
personnel. It is with deep regret that
we inform you T-Rex broke free from its
enclosure and is currently loose in the
surrounding area. We are taking all
necessary precautions to ensure the
safety of everyone in safety. Oh, sorry.
Safely capture or you neutralize the
animal as quickly as possible. Genomes
Industries. Well, I think we need the
best weapon.
Hell yeah. Where is it though? Do I have
There we go. There we go. Come on. I'm
down. I'm here. There it is.
Oh my god.
Right. Okay. Okay, we need we need to
lure it into things.
Oh, that looks so cool.
There's not two, is there? The way it
stomps makes it break that box. Grant
makes it feel like there's multiples.
Oh, I've got this, though. Do headshots
do more damage?
Oh, I don't know if they do.
Oh god. Oh god.
Oh, he's getting faster. Oh no, dude. I
I Oh, wait. There's others.
THERE'S OTHER THINGS. OH MY [screaming]
GOD. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. Oh my Oh,
this this is m This is standard.
Oh, dude. I'm dead. I'm What was this
supposed to do?
Oh my god.
That was like non impossible.
Whoa. Okay. Uh, let me just get this and
then have everything coming out attack
me.
Okay. Okay.
Ah, damn.
Ah, no. Nibbles.
I need everything. I need to get
everything from here.
Armory, let me in, please. Why not?
Okay. Oh, I'm terrified. I am terrified.
So, not only do I have to deal with a
T-Rex,
but then I I have to deal with raptors
and stuff. Okay, let's just reload
everything so that when we switch to it,
we're good. Yeah, that's good. Well, we
definitely don't want that. Definitely
get that. Oh, get rid of the I kind of
just want to get rid of the crossbow.
What a waste.
Okay, let's save. Let's save this bit
because I don't want to have to do the
first bit all over again. Can I not
like, you know, can I not cheese it,
please? Please.
Oh,
where is he? There he is. Where is he?
There he is.
Okay. Wait, what?
His
vision should be based on movement.
That's a lot of pistol bullets, dude.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah. I can hear other things. I
can hear other things. Uh,
this isn't good. I'm only on 70 odd% and
they're starting to throw things at me.
Give me the health. Like literally one
health kit. That's all I have.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on.
Kick, kick. I need more things.
Painkillers. I got painkillers.
Right. That's pistol out. That's pistol
out. Uh, yeah. Don't use that. We need
to save that.
Yep. Some bolts. We need we need
to to get it to a situation where we
just fly through the 50%.
Okay, once he hits 50% he starts going
nuts.
Okay, here we go. Here we go. Right.
Right. This is it. I think I think if I
just do this. What's my switch? That's
my switch. Okay. Ready?
Go go go go go go go go go go.
Reload. Reload. Reload. Run 21%.
Okay. Okay. Okay. We're doing good.
We're doing good. MISSION GUN. THAT'S
IT. YES. Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh, that was so close. I even have my
bloody torch on him. Oh, we did it. Turn
to pull. Yes.
Okay. Do I click this? Now we get to
swim out of here, I think. Yeah, there
were lots of painkillers, but they would
have done anything. He started just
attacking me. End level. Oh, that's it.
That's the end of the game so far. Like,
if we got there's a road map apparently.
Leviathan update, uh, a chasm update.
Q Q3 2026 Q4 2026. So, they've got
updates planned for this game.
Whoa, this is really fun.
This was such a pleasant surprise.
Not going to lie, I've played a lot of
dinosaur games recently and they're just
always awful. They're always, don't get
me wrong, okay, they're not awful, per
se. fossil fuel. They're fun little
romps, but you know, there's not too
much replay-ability. Like, you've
played, it's like a linear story. You
play it, but this has got upgrade
systems, really cool and interesting
puzzles.
Of course, it's still got, you know,
things to kill first boss, which I did
do, and gain so many points. Oh, okay.
And then I get a crisis level. Oo, it's
like super hardcore difficulty that you
could also play. But yeah, man. Loads of
Easter eggs, loads of fun. Definitely
check this out. Highly suggest it. Even
just this, you know, this little Lost
World homage
is really cool. This is awesome. Anyway,
guys, we're going to wrap it up here. I
just wanted to play through the whole
game since, you know, why why have it
spread in one multiple episodes? This
deserves to be one massive one that you
can, you know, do things with. Daily
report. Yes. Uh, until next time. We'll
see you later, guys. Bye.