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In this episode of Wheel of College, the host faces a challenging season with a 2-2 record and a daunting goal to accumulate 500 rushing yards in just three remaining games. To improve his roster, he opens a Bowman Chrome box containing players from 2024, acquiring Jawan Newton, Xavier Restrepo, and notably DJ Lagway, who becomes a key upgrade at quarterback despite the host's initial confusion about how he was picked off previously. The team also secures Charles Jagusa for the right guard position and Tatum Tuot for outside linebacker, significantly strengthening both the offensive line and the defense. However, the host struggles with the auction house not having DJ Lagway available immediately, leading to a temporary reliance on CJ Bailey at quarterback while waiting for the coveted 89 overall player to appear.
The gameplay begins poorly with a fumble on a kick return, but the team rallies thanks to a spectacular pick-six by Wendel Mo and a massive run from Leenian Tomlinson. Throughout the match, the host navigates difficult defensive situations, including a brutal interception that initially seemed like a lost cause but ultimately resulted in good field position. The offense relies heavily on the triple-option strategy, with Leenian Tomlinson proving to be an absolute force who scores multiple touchdowns, while Bo Jackson and Ethan Davis also contribute crucial points. Despite some frustrating moments where passes are incomplete or defenders make incredible plays, the team manages to keep up with the score thanks to consistent rushing attacks and timely defensive stops.
As the game progresses, the host faces a critical challenge to score four touchdowns to complete a specific season-long objective. With two touchdowns already secured by Leenian Tomlinson and others, the team pushes hard in the final minutes, utilizing inside zone runs and scrambling plays to gain necessary yards. The defense holds strong against Notre Dame's offense, forcing turnovers and stopping key drives, although the host expresses frustration with inconsistent game mechanics regarding meter readings and pass completions. Ultimately, the team secures a 31-26 victory, improving their record to 3-2 and bringing their season rushing total to 710 yards, leaving them with a realistic chance to hit the 1,000-yard mark in the final two games.
Following the win, the host makes significant roster adjustments by finally acquiring DJ Lagway on the auction house, replacing CJ Bailey at quarterback. He also addresses his defensive needs by subbing out Tatum Tuot for a more reliable pass rusher and bringing back Caleb Bacon to strengthen the linebacker corps. Although the rushing yards challenge was not completed due to falling short of the 1,000-yard threshold, the host is satisfied with the win and the improved roster composition. The episode concludes with excitement about the upcoming games, where the team aims to finish strong and potentially complete their remaining challenges while enjoying a much-needed victory after a rough start to the season.
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The Wheel of College. Gentlemen, we had
a first last episode. FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN my history playing these games after
a brutal fumble on a kick return, my
opponent was looking to capitalize and
that's when we picked off DJ Lagway. But
wait a minute, pause that. Who just
picked that ball off? Did you say Wendel
Mo left guard by chance? How my left
guard got subbed in DTackle, I have no
idea. But this guy with 61 speed and 40
spectacular catch had a pick six. but
he's a thick unit, so he pitched it back
to Dylan Stewart, who took care of the
rest. Not only that, but we'd kept the
game off with a huge run from Leenian
Tomlinson, adding 100 rushing yards to
our seasonl long challenge, putting us
just over half in today's episode. So,
as it stands, we need 500 more rushing
yards in the regular season, and our
record is 2 and2. So, I have a lot of
rushing yards in these next three games.
WE ALSO COMPLETED THE 40 BOMB CHALLENGE.
We dropped 41 points last game, which is
enough to open this Bowman Chrome box
and add one player to the lineup. I'm MM
Chud and this is 2024, but I'm confident
we'll get somebody. One pack, 10 cards.
Our first player is Jawan Newton, Basel
Tooten, Ali Gordon. Shoot, you can tell
this is 2024. In fact, a lot of these
guys do not currently have a card.
Xavier Restrepo. Dang, these cards are
sick. Oh. Oh, I opened two. Hey, Alex
orgy. We love an orgy around here. I
know Alex watches the videos. Alex, if
you're watching, it's time for an orgy.
Ooh, that was the signature I kind of
breeze past. Ismail Texas State Bobcats.
Okay, I'm not going to lie. So far, I
actually don't have any options. The big
kahuna. That's a DJ Lagway. Yo, that's
sick. Banger. Big Kahuna. DJ Lagway
auto. He's got a really good quarterback
card in this game. Also got a Khil
Barnes. I'm going to be so honest. I
think DJ Lagway is the only player out
of that whole pack that has a card, but
it's a really good one. In fact, Lagway
is who we picked off with our left guard
last game. So hopefully Lagway doesn't
do that to us. Yeah, there's an 89
overall now playing for Baylor. Baylor
Limited. DJ Lagway, which should
actually be a huge upgrade. Okay, so
Limited is not on the auction house
right now. So I'm just going to buy the
83 as a placeholder. That's a heater
quarterback upgrade when we can actually
get the 89. I'm sorry, Austin Carile.
Your goated run has come to an end.
We've got three games left in the
regular season, and I'm going to post
Wheel of College three times a week.
More videos for you guys, and we can
start Wheel of Mut sooner. The offensive
line needs help. I need a right guard
and a center. Wide receivers, I mean,
Crabtree could certainly take an
upgrade. Defensively, I could use
outside linebackers, safeties, and I
could certainly use another DTackle. We
do have a really solid kicker now,
though. We got an 83 overall kicker,
Colin Rogers. Okay, gentlemen. Our game
plan is clear. I think we should just
build this O line since we have to run
the ball so much anyway. So, whenever I
get on this wheel spin, I really want to
go center or right guard [music]
monster. We're going to get a unit.
Yeah, that's exactly what we're talking
about. He's not even an 88. He's an 89
overall. Charles Jagusa. Honestly, it
doesn't get much better than this for
what we're looking for. Crazy good
stats. 91 strength. Big dude. He's less
than half a mill. That is a gigantic
upright. That is literally plus 23 at my
right guard slot. My current red card is
a 66 overall. BBW's assemble. Listen,
not every wheel spin needs to be like a
limited wide receiver, you guys.
Sometimes you got to build the trenches.
I'm really talking to myself cuz I'm the
one who neglects it. Our next wheel spin
is the top 10 players. Sorry, the top 12
players in the Big 10. That's a tongue
twister because there's the Big 12. Stay
with me now. We're going to sort by
overall. We can choose one player out of
these 12. 91 overall strongside
linebacker. Teatum Tuot Tuot looks
insane and I need outside linebacker
help. I'm a 91. That could be the pick.
Could go O line. I've been talking a lot
about O line, but I'd have to move
Trevor to center. That feels weird.
Marcus Allen's a no. Nico's a no cuz
we've got Lagweight. Technically, Jere
Alexander is nice, but he's not as good
as as Tatum. Also, by the way, you guys,
you call me Mm Casual. The amount of
people who commented, "Bo Jackson's a
prestige, right? Why don't you get this
Bo Jackson?" I regret to inform you
guys, but Bo Jackson, who currently
plays for Ohio State Buckeyes, is not
actually the same person as legend Bo
Jackson, who played 20 years ago. I know
this is a crazy thing to wrap your head
around, but they're not the same person.
The only issue I'm going to have with
this Oregon kid is figuring out how the
hell I say his name. One million coins
for this duck strong. Oh my god, he's
huge. 63 265. His stats are so good,
too. Block, shedding, tackling, power
move, finesse move. He's a really good
pass rusher. I think we're gonna have to
send him at the QB. We have already
spent 1.5 million coins on today's
episode. Charles Jagusa at the right
guard and Tatum Tuotei at strongside
linebacker. Not easy names. I need some
Ben Smiths. I need some Caleb Bakans out
there. Dude, these are monsters. Honest
to God, I just want a center now. If I
can like fully crack out that O line
since we're going to need so many
rushing yards. I don't know if this is
going to do it. Sunb Belt 200K. Not the
best wheel spin. The Sun Belt is so
random, too. I really have no idea what
the Sun Belt is going to offer me. Okay,
so the Sunb Belt actually has a limited
Randy Moss in a Donnie Smith. Neither of
these guys are my price range, though.
Well, my decision is kind of made for
us. I do need a DTackle, and that's
pretty much all the Sunb Belt can give
me in my price range. We've got Latrell
Bullard, Georgia Southern. It's actually
a really solid detackle. He's not very
fast, but he's very strong. You win
some, you lose some. And at this point,
I've already waited over an hour for DJ
Lagway, and he's just not popping up on
the auction house. So CJ Bailey is going
to rock this game again for us, but just
know that we have an 89 overall limited
DJ Lagway on layaway. I honestly think
that this was such a good episode for
the lineup. Yeah, Tanner Moley is not
the best center, but this whole line is
good. Once we got 86 87 overall center
in there, I'll feel amazing. The run
game is going to be great cuz LT's
already been insane. We still got Bo, we
can pass with CJ Bailey, we got Ethan
Davis, and now defense has got an
unbelievable strongside linebacker. And
we've got a full D line now. And of
course, we've still got the challenge
wheel if I complete this challenge. What
if any pack in the store and store packs
are super good right now because of
rush? Okay, two players need two
touchdowns. So, at the least, I still
need to score at least 28 points.
Interesting challenge. I mean, Leinian
Tomlinson's getting two touchdowns a
game anyway. Maybe two to Ethan Davis,
maybe two to Jeremiah or DeAndre Moore.
Well, no matter what way you shake it,
we have to play such a good game. We
have to win to keep the season alive. We
got to score four touchdowns for that
regular season challenge. wheel and we
need a lot of rushing yards. We're
sitting on 504 out of a thousand at
best. I've got three games left. What
are you looking at? Oh, that's me, baby.
Ethan Davis, DeAndre Moore, Leonard
Moore. We're looking at Nick Harour.
Caleb Bacon. It's a Caleb Bacon off. And
it's the Notre Dame Fighting Irish
taking on Colorado. I just added a Notre
Dame right guard. Oh, and guys, I
finally got a Colorado jersey. Can you
believe it? All right, his team is not
God Squad. This could be a really good
opportunity for us. We play some good
kick return defense. Love the things you
love to see.
Oh [ __ ]
Why are we so slow?
I didn't guess pass. What the hell was
that? Absolutely. That was Owen Allen. I
must have like button mashed guess pass
or something on accident. I have no idea
what happened there. I did not mean to
guess pass. We're going to start out
with the goated tech. Holy [ __ ] That's
literally a fumble. The ball is on the
ground. The ball is literally on the
ground. I I thought I'd get the pitch
off. I did it. Trying to start out go.
Looking a little sketchy. Looking super
sketchy. We're just going to pass. We're
going to pass until we're alive again.
CJ Bailey. CJ Bailey, you got to make a
play, brother.
Starting on the go go is always bad for
me. What can I say but lock in?
Here's our We got a sack now. Dylan
Stewart, I've been practicing not
getting super upset when something bad
happens cuz if I'm going to win these
games, I have to lock in.
No handoff there. He was definitely
thinking about it. CHODYI. WOW, he went
for the hurdle. Dirty dog. He went for
the hurdle. 3-3 Cub has been a super
good defense for us.
He's going to get out to the edge, but
I'm over there with Jordan. Fourth and
14. What's he going to go with? That way
he punts it, right? I just don't want to
give him time to throw some [ __ ]
You know what I mean? I'm going to guess
pass and I'm going with 2D.
Oh, what the [ __ ] is that innovation?
What are you doing? Oh my god. That's
the exact thing I didn't want to happen.
That was the What are we doing? You're
flailing your arms like a bird, bro.
just slapped the ball.
Absurd.
Absurd. But that was good defense on
that second and six. I still I
absolutely think we can win this game.
That was a great opportunity to uh to
get that ball back. I think we just got
a little unlucky on it.
Okay, good tackle right there out of
Evan Johnson. The play underneath here.
I'm expecting a pass and he could run
this. I just don't think he will.
He does pass. Oh, screamer. Fourth and
18. No way. He pulls off some
shenanigans again. Mario Landino gets
home. Now we get the stop right here.
Sending Dylan Stewart guessing pass.
Keep it simple. Keep it simple.
My god. I thought he caught that.
>> I thought he caught that.
>> And honestly, dude, the triple option
looked really good. I don't know what
happened on that last pitch, but I'm
telling you, this looks good. Yeah, that
does look good. Get good yards on this.
Bye. What the [ __ ] What just happened?
He's still up.
Oh my god. Bo's still up. That's a
touchdown. Bo Jackson. I think the game
thought he was down or something. That
was so weird. Holy [ __ ] Bo, what a run,
dude. I have no idea what I just
witnessed, but I love it. Like I said,
we're going to fight through it. It's 7
to7. It was bad start to the game, but
there's a Dude, especially in college
football in Madden, you make like a
turnover or two and it's just you're
pretty much cooked. But college has so
much time. Dine's been getting sacks
really consistently right now. I just
need them to keep getting home. I'm
sending Dylan Stewart. His only big play
is that crazy run he broke. And I don't
think we're going to make that mistake
again. Please don't. Okay, let's switch
up the defense. Keep playing different
defensive looks. I'm going to go on to
OD. Let's see if he runs the ball again.
No, not this time. Quick check down to
Owen Allen. Damn, lethal spin. Owen, I'm
going for the strip every time. I'm
going to send Dylan Stewart again. Trust
my Dline to OD. Yeah, buddy. Dude,
there's just too many bodies in there.
Way too many bodies in there. Great work
by our D line. Come on, boys. Let's have
some fun with it.
[ __ ] I tried to jump that so perfectly.
Hey, we got him either way. TFL. Third
and 13. A kicker's got Brock Taylor.
He's going to need another 20 yards if
he wants a field goal. Kind of has to
pass here. I'm going to guess pass.
Third and 13. If he runs it, I'm in
trouble. He doesn't. I've got the tight
end. I've got the tight end. I don't
have the running back. Oh, thank god he
missed it. That would have been an
insane throw. That would have been an
insane throw. But he did playmaker's
running back really well. It would have
been a jump backwards dot if he did
that. Okay, we got a guest pass and just
hold everything up. Let's get it. Caleb
Bacon, it's your moment to shine, Mr.
Bacon.
I'm on it. NO, I'M NOT ON IT. YES, I am
on it. Caleb Bacon caught up. Dude, he
was a little bit faster than me. I
almost didn't catch up to that. Just
going to get out on the left side. Oh,
that's got a lot of room. Need a big
spin. Yikes. There was the one time I
got that crazy spin on LT and I've never
been able to get it since. We're just
going to pass this. I've still got Ethan
Davis. Still got really good players.
He's pinching the D line. Should be good
for us. [cheering]
This is risky. Nope. That's just the
perfect little touch pass. That's
exactly what we needed there. Coming
right back to triple option here. It's
just a give.
Yep. Yep. Oh, I can't get through that.
But that's a ton of yards. LT triple
option offense, baby. Now we go keeper
and keep with CJ Bailey.
Tough. I need you to I need CJ Bailey to
shoot up that. Now we hit him with a
decoy. I'VE BEEN USING THIS SO MUCH THIS
YEAR. But honestly, this offense is like
so frustrating to play against. Like you
do you bail out to the motion, right? So
Ethan Davis, this is going to be the
fake motion. We go to the right side. We
just need him to follow it. And there he
goes. And there he goes. CJ Bailey. Oh,
look alive. Bailey, why are you running
so damn slow? He's running like he's got
to take a [ __ ] I'm honestly just gonna
make something up. Like, I'm just gonna
play like a true player and just see who
the hell gets open. I'm hoping Ethan
Davis make my life easy. Okay. Or or you
can send four at five and literally go
straight up untouched directly at my
quarterback. Blocking this game is so
[ __ ] bad. Tell you what though,
outside of the one play touchdown, we
are playing really good defense. So, 10
to seven, we'll take it. Okay, a minute
16. He can still run the ball and he
does and Caleb Bacon is all over it. I
don't want to tamp it here. He has a
really bad defense. Oh wow, he runs it
again. Okay, that's great. It's going to
go gun bunch. Third and six. I would
love to get this ball back. I will guess
pass here.
Oh yeah.
What did I do wrong? EA stand directly
on top of the [ __ ] ball with my brand
new It's like the best player on my
defense. What the [ __ ] did I do wrong?
That should be a pick. This should be my
ball right now. That is so brutal. I'm
pissed. Oh, that's so brutal. All right.
It is what it is, boys. It is what it
is.
Okay.
And I don't even jump for that one. I
SHOULD HAVE PICKED THAT OFF, TOO. But
that's actually better. It's better that
I didn't cuz we get better field
position from this. Great defense. We
are absolutely clamping right now. Let's
keep it up. Okay. So, all of my option
plays have gone to the side of bow, but
this stretch goes the opposite side. So,
maybe we'll have some room. We
absolutely will. Hey, got a little
sticky in there, but we get a ton of
yards. Okay, first and goal. This is
where we got shut down last time,
though. I'm glad we took our field goal.
Need a little better offense this time.
I mean, preferably this goes to Bo,
right? But we can't really predetermine
that. I'm going Jeremiah. Oh. Oh, no
way. He's not in. Jeremiah is not in.
That's brutal. I wouldn't even mind the
second touchdown going to LT cuz I
didn't go two touchdowns LT. Two
touchdowns both. I just want Jeremiah
and DeAndre Moore to look over here as
if we're doing some [ __ ] Then we
just run up the middle with LT.
Huh? Who is Winston? Is that Amari
Winston the silver?
That was gorgeous. That was gorgeous.
Okay, so one touchdown to Bow, one
touchdown to Ethan Davis. So if we're
going to get this challenge, we need
another out of Bow and another out of
Ethan Davis. Just kind of random, but I
like it. 17 to seven. I think he gets
ball half as it stands. That is still
his only touchdown,
which is super good for us.
Also, Owen Allen, look at the wear and
tear on him. He took a big hit on that
last one. Oh, we start with ball. He's
onside kicking. Well, onside kick is bad
for a rushing yards challenge, but
generally speaking, it's good. Makes the
game a little bit easier for us. Bad
onside kick. We should not have touched
that. That thing was at eight. Okay, I'm
going to try this. I have not ran this
play once yet. But it's a really
interesting formation. You're under
center. This little like wing tee
looking thing. And
somehow Leenian Tomlinson turns that
into yards. I mean, listen, if Ethan
Davis wants to get wide open, I ain't
going to stop him. It's all I'm saying.
Uh-oh. Honestly, really frustrating that
like six people can't block four. Going
to have to make a play here.
I like this.
Just kidding. I don't like it that much.
I don't think this field goal is worth
it. Now, with all the challenges we've
got on the line here, we've already got
the two possession lead. Just got to
make something happen here.
Oh, no way. CJ Bailey is going to get it
on the ground. Great blocking. You know,
if I'm always going to clown my own
line, I got to I got to hype them up
when they do something great like that.
That was great. It's exactly what we
needed.
Jeremiah's open. CJ to Jeremiah, but his
feet are out. All right, let's get some
routes to rub. He's running man coverage
at this point. I need some routes to
bounce into each other and get somebody
open.
Yep.
Are you [laughter]
dude? Come on. Your feet are dead
[ __ ] set. Oh, that one hurts.
>> I'm just going to keep it a buck. That
one [ __ ] hurts.
Wow.
Same throw. Oh my god. And he [ __ ]
missed it. What the [ __ ] is CJ Bailey
doing? His feet are set in the pocket.
One more time.
He's got a spy on me this time. I mean,
if we tackle him, it's a decent punt.
Not really. That's [ __ ] That's so so
so [ __ ] There were two dead nuts for
there was a touchdown. I guess I should
have waited a few more hours on the
auction house for Lagway. CJ Bailey is
cut for sure.
Owen Allen with the wear and tear is so
much worse. I don't know what we're
looking at here.
outside handoff. Goes for a hurdle. Did
that just work? Oh my god, that just
worked.
It's honestly pretty sick. He stays in
this formation. He's got to be passing
here. I'm selling out for the pass.
Tried to check it down. It would have
gone nowhere if he had checked it down
anyway. Thank god we're playing good
defense cuz this game could get scary.
Put some contains on. Third and 10.
Oh my god. Dylan Stewart pass coverage
demon. Dude, Dylan Stewart has been an
awesome prestige. Really happy about
him. I'm coming in with the blitz. THE
EVAN JOHNSON BLITZ. Guessing pass.
Fourth and 10.
Oh, THE BAT DOWN. WAS THAT DYLAN Stewart
again? The bat down saved it. That was
Oh, no. That was Caleb Bacon, baby.
Defense keeping us alive. That is a
guarantee.
I'm about so [ __ ] sick of this. Why
on earth is 89 overall Charles Jagusa
blocking like that? What the [ __ ] That
is crazy. I'm giving the ball to Damed
Tomlinson.
Oh, sure. Sure. Why the [ __ ] not? I'm so
sick.
CJ Bailey adds some rushing yards to our
challenge. 49yd field goal. I'd rather
run it. Honestly, he can't score on me.
We're playing such good defense. I think
I should risk my uh rushing yards
challenge here. Going triple option
here.
Huge.
Oh my god. Leanian Tomlinson. Yeah, I'm
done passing, bro. Passing is [ __ ] up.
The amount of mistakes we made passing,
I literally just can't pass it.
[ __ ]
No, he's in. [ __ ] I tried to stop him
at the one. Oh, it was a good touchdown
though. It was a great touchdown.
>> I really needed him at the at the one
there and I let Bo. Okay, so we have an
LT touchdown and Ethan Davis touchdown
to Bojacks touchdown. It's still
possible. First and 10. Defense has him
second guessing everything right now.
Guessing pass here.
Under.
Oh, that's so open.
Leonard Moore, try again. [ __ ] I'm
sorry, Leonard Moore. That was a low
light. That was a low light.
>> Okie dokie. 24 to7. Send that edge that
edge pressure. He's got running back
shite.
Oh, you're fast. Who are you? Who are
you? Guess he didn't need Owen Allen all
that all that time. Let's go, man. I'm
going man blitz. And I'm sending tootu
to yoti.
Good. I really like this blitz, but it
does leave that underneath on the left
side so exposed. Let's just try this.
I'm going to guess pass here and then I
got to fly over with Tuiote to get the
pick.
Good defense upended Azie Newsome. Yeah,
I like this blitz. Little 425 blitz
here. We're going to go with it again.
It's off the side of the bunch, which is
a little ugly. And I'm going on Michael
Jordan. Actually don't remember who this
is, but I'm on him. And Aussy's not
there. Fourth and two. He's got to know
how to cover two will get him. Cover two
will get him. We just QB spies. There's
no way he's running this. I do not
believe you are running this. You're
You're not. You're passing. Yep. Huge.
Huge. Huge. Boo Carter the pitch. Wait a
minute. Oh f [screaming]
I didn't pitch. I didn't pitch. He just
[ __ ] fumbled. Oh my god. No. Guys,
the voice is in my head. That wasn't
even their fault. He literally just
fumbled. Also, Evan Johnson was slow as
[ __ ] right there. Dude, come on. I'm
offended, dude. Something tells me that
this Tatum 22 kid um is a horrible
linebacker, but he's a true pass rush
guy. I think I need to adjust my defense
accordingly
cuz he's already d Oh, no way. Do we
stop that? Thrch is huge. I got to
adjust my defense so that this Tatum kid
is where Chris Long is. That's what we
need to do. I'm like about 100% sure of
it. He's definitely a pass rush guy cuz
we already dropped a pick and he feels
like he's lumbering too slowly cuz he's
260 lb. That's my fault for not checking
that before, but we're playing a really
good defensive game anyway, so there's
no reason to to overreact.
I just [ __ ] clobbered him into the
end zone. Uh, going for two does nothing
here. He may do it anyway. Slot offset.
I don't know going on Evan Johnson. Oh,
he's passing.
Oh, yeah. Oh, give me a pick, too.
Great defense, Leonard Moore. Okay, so
he's got to onside kick this. If he's
going to kick it that short again, don't
touch it.
Okay, Crabtree's got it. He got
hammered. Now I just need handoffs. We
need to continue to get team rushing
yards. Let's just go inside zone. So
Tomlinson's got a touchdown. Good thing
to remember. Ooh, this could be really
good.
Hey, nice work, Sanders. Sanders kept
pushing. Gave us five there when really
didn't seem we were going to get it.
David Sanders, that was huge. Gave us a
lot more than we deserved on that one.
I'm going inside zone again. I just like
the number game here.
Ah, LT broke it. Freak. Absolute freak.
I'm going to try and scramble on this
one.
Yep. CJ.
Good word, Bailey. CJ Bailey is going to
pick up another 15. Inside zone LT.
Okay. Okay. Super weird. Everything was
bizarre on that, but we got a ton of
yards on it now. Same thing. I'm just
going to block my edges. We're going to
scramble this with Bailey.
Yep.
Ah, [screaming]
he's going to fight. I think he might
have got a yard on that. He goes
timeout. What about a zone toss? Oh, no.
He's going to know. I'm on some [ __ ]
with these plays. Second and goal.
Oh, wow. The blocking on that was
spectacular. Leanian Tomlinson has two
touchdowns now. Bull has one. Ethan
Davis has one. It's 31 to 13. I need him
to score. I usually find this
semi-cheing or really just cheating, but
our Russian challenge is far away. Dude,
I just ran commit. How on earth did we
cover that? Well,
there we go. Green beam. Any way we
could get this ball backwards a little
bit, you know?
Uh, too much momentum. So, we can get 42
yards here. Please don't quit, brother.
What the hell is this play? Oh my god. I
I can do this.
Oh, that's so sick. I can hit LB to
pitch to Bow and I can hit RB to go to
LT. Oh, wait. An Ethan Davis touchdown.
We get our challenge.
Out to Bo. He calls the timeout.
Dude.
Oh, what a [ __ ] play. Are you
[ __ ] me? Are Are you [ __ ] me? I
hate the meter. It's so [ __ ] stupid.
[sighs] Ah, throw it to your running
back. Oh, such a clean play, too. The
meter is so unbelievably inconsistent.
Do it.
He's not having fun either. Probably
shouldn't let him score, though.
Not sure who that pass is going to,
brother. One more stop and we're out of
here.
Excuse me, WHERE'S MY METER? SO, I GET A
METER FOR LEENIAN Tomlinson on the
stupidest [ __ ] [music] pass on that.
I don't get a meter and I just get
automatically dunked on. And he doesn't
green it either. I'm sick. That's what I
mean about this inconsistent ass meter.
Throw the check down. Throw the check
down.
You're [ __ ] lying to me. Did you just
activate hacks? What? If he gets this
onside kick, I will retire. I've been
looking for an excuse for a while. This
could be it. What kind of [ __ ]
wizardry just occurred on all of those
plays? Okay, just lock it. Lock it.
Crabtree hands team all-American
Crabtree. Beautiful. And I still got to
run the ball cuz there's so many more
yards we can get.
Tomlinson.
Davis isn't even in.
Oh.
Oh. OH,
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HEY, that's extra yards, BABY. NO
CHALLENGE WHEEL. That got way too scary.
31 to 26 win over Notre Dame. My
goodness. Player of the game. You know
it. 15 attempts, two Tutties, 136
rushing yards. We're going to have a
really, really good rushing game here. I
don't know what our stats are going to
look like, but they're going to be
juicy. Hey, GG's to my opponent. Let's
take a look at the stats. He had more
total offense. 206 team rushing yards.
Holy [ __ ] 206. That's exactly what we
need. Honestly, his quarterback was 14
for 27, three touchdowns, and an INT. CJ
Bailey was horrible today. Actually
horrible. I cannot wait to get rid of
him. He was so bad today. Leenian
Tomlinson had 136 yards, two touchdowns.
C.J. Bailey had 13 and Bo had 57, giving
us 206. So, unfortunately, no challenge
wheel completed. We just take our win.
Our record is now 3 and2 and we add 206
rushing yards to our seasonl long
challenge wheel bringing us up to 710
out of 1,000 plus. I'm doing my math
right here. We have two games left. So
we need 150 in each of those games. But
after a 200 yard game right there, we
gave ourselves some wiggle room. And
finally, oh my god, I thought it was
going to happen. Somebody posted lag
way. This is kind of an overpay. But the
auction house is dry, bro. It's like
your mom's. We're not done yet, though.
There's a big adjustment I need to make.
So, Lagway's in at quarterback, which
I'm super excited about. But dude, this
dude Tatum, this guy's an insane edge
rusher. He should not be here. I'm going
to send him at the quarterback with
Dylan Stewart. I'm going to make my
sublinebackers, Caleb Bacon, and we'll
go back to Mav. Average Baronovski is
actually super good. I think it was a
mistake trying to play him the way I
did. So, we'll be ready for next episode
now. ALL RIGHT, BANGER EPISODE. A much
needed W and we move on to next episode.
I love you boys. Thanks for watching as
always and I'll see you in the next one.
Peace.
Hey.
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