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The podcast opens with a dramatic recounting of what is described as the worst phone call in history, centering on musician Phil Collins and his life in 1970s Surrey, England. After moving into an old farmhouse called Oldcroft that required significant repairs, Collins embarked on a year-long tour to pay off its mortgage before returning home only to discover his wife had been having an affair with the painter hired to fix up the house upon his departure. Upon flying back from the successful tour, he found she was leaving him for Canada with their children and converting the master bedroom into her new music studio. Overcome by grief and anger while staring at a ravioli in a derelict state of mind, Collins channeled this emotional turmoil directly into songwriting, reportedly writing "In the Air Tonight" on an invoice from the painting company that slept with his wife. The narrative then shifts to explore how these personal tragedies often fuel artistic genius and unexpected life turns. While Collins was in a fugue state creating music for his new studio, he also wrote "Against All Odds," which went on to win a Grammy. The discussion highlights a specific anecdote where the song's massive radio success led a man in Manchester who had recently split from his partner to hear it repeatedly; inspired by the track, they met at a bus station and eventually reunited, leading to marriage and three children within six months. This story serves as an example of how art can influence real-life reconciliation, though the hosts clarify that Collins himself did not write coded messages for specific listeners but rather poured his raw pain into the lyrics about drowning and wiping grins off faces. The conversation expands to other instances of rapid creative bursts in music history, noting that Dolly Parton famously wrote two of her biggest hits, "Jolene" and "I Will Always Love You," during a single songwriting session, joking later that it was an incredibly good day for writing. Similarly, the hosts mention Bobby Darin's "Splish Splash" being written in just 20 minutes and The Beatles recording their greatest hits albums with incredible speed. These examples illustrate how artists often experience intense periods of productivity where multiple masterpieces emerge from a single burst of energy or emotional state, contrasting sharply with the typical slow pace of modern content creation. The focus then moves to actor Sylvester Stallone's legendary struggle before his breakthrough role in *Rocky*. Born with facial defects that hindered casting opportunities despite his desire to act, Stallone decided to write his own script after years of rejection at auditions. He isolated himself for three days, painting the windows black so he could not distinguish day from night until finished, and wrote the entire screenplay while struggling financially to the point where he had to sell his dog for a few hundred dollars just to eat canned beans. When offered one million dollars by studios who wanted only the script without him playing Rocky, Stallone turned it down in favor of taking twenty-five thousand dollars so that he could star as the title character himself. The story concludes with *Rocky* becoming an unexpected hit on a shoestring budget filmed handheld and without permits, which allowed Stallone to finally buy back his beloved dog from the man who had purchased him for pennies by paying the original asking price of twenty-five thousand dollars once he became wealthy. The hosts emphasize that this three-day bender where Stallone wrote *Rocky* while at rock bottom is perhaps more inspiring than the fictional boxing story itself, as it represents a real-life redemption arc involving financial ruin and emotional loss followed by total triumph. Throughout these stories, the podcast underscores how personal pain and adversity can transform into some of history's most enduring cultural artifacts and life-changing moments.
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Let's tell you a story about the worst phone call of all time. >> You have my interest. >> Okay. So, it's Picture this. We're going to go back to 1970s Surrey in England. There's like a beautiful old farmhouse called Oldcroft. And a musician who's just moved in. And he's in a band and they just had their first like top 40 song. So, it's at that point of a musician's career where either this is like we're about to take off or we had that like one blip and we that. And he's just mortgaged like the most insane house for like his wealth size. Like way above his income cuz he's betting on his future success. And he's like this is the childhood sweetheart dream. He met his wife when they were 11 years old in drama class. They got two kids together. So, they've moved into this house together. This beautiful old farmhouse with the two kids. And like he's managed to get the deal on it. So, it's slightly cheaper than he can afford, but it's still way too expensive. But the whole thing needs a whole paint job. It's like the whole building needs a load of different work. Kind of like this stuff here, right? Um >> Shut up, Fred. >> And so, he he has to go on tour go and try and crack America to see if he can pay for this house. So, he's kind of leaving the house. There's painters there that are doing everything up. And he's kind of saying goodbye to his family. And as he's saying goodbye, he doesn't know if this is going to be the last time he sees this house or if this is going to be the new family home. So, he goes on tour for a year. Um And surprisingly, the tour goes really, really well. So, he's basically going to pay for this mortgage. And at the end of the tour, he's having a phone call with his wife. And it's not going well. And she basically confesses whilst he's been away, she's been having an affair. And like his heart just drops. He's like who? So, he starts thinking of whoever it is. Like the singer or somebody else in the band. The guy she was having the affair with was the painter. He was paying for the house. So, he like got he just loses mind. He ends up flying back from the tour, tries to win her back. The Not only can he not win her back, she basically says, "I'm taking the kids and I'm leaving to Canada." So, he sits down the band and he says, "Well, I think the the band's over. Like, I've got to go Like, there's no remote work. I've got to go I'm going to fly to Canada and try and put my marriage together." So, the band say, "Hey, we'll just do a solo hiatus. We'll go on solo and we'll get back together." So, he goes to Canada for 3 months putting it putting the marriage back together. Flies back 3 months later, it's completely failed. And the only place he has to stay is he goes back to this old house. And he says he walks in and he says the paint was still wet with the man who cuckolded me. So, he got he can't So, he's just fuming. So, he leaves, goes to his favorite restaurant, orders a ravioli, and he's just staring at this ravioli. He's starving cuz he's not eaten in days. And this ravioli is staring at him, he's staring back at the ravioli. He just can't eat. He goes back to the house. It's just this old derelict house that he's made all this money and paid for, but his family are no longer there. So, he starts drinking. He's calling her and she's ignoring his calls in Canada. He starts drinking. He's calling her. And finally, he goes, "Well, I've got to start channeling this thing." So, he decides, he looks at the master bedroom that she slept with the guy who was on his payroll whilst he's on tour and goes, "Well, you know what? This is going to become my new music studio." So, he starts like channeling all the energy that's coming up. And as he's like in the moment, he grabs the invoice from the painting and decorating company that slept with his wife. And he writes a song on it, okay? So, should I play I've got it on my phone. I'll play the song. You ready? This is the song that he writes. You're [ __ ] me. So, that's how Phil Collins wrote In the Air Tonight? It's on the invoice of the painter that slept with his wife. >> And what's interesting What's fun about >> Did you know that story? >> What's so What's funny about this um this story IS UM >> NOTHING. LOOK, IT'S A SAD STORY. WE GOT A banger out of it. >> But he Well, anyway, so while he's he's in this house um or in this new music studio that he's created, he then is in a fugue state, writes Against All Odds, which goes on to win a Grammy. So, he makes that song then Against All Odds the next day. What's interesting about the story, the funny part is um what he makes Against All Odds um obviously becomes a smash hit on the radio. And there's a guy in Manchester who's listening to the song on loop cuz he split up with his partner 5 years ago, his girlfriend 5 years ago. So, he's listening to the song thinking about her, sees her at a bus station um and they end up going out on a date, spend all night till 6:00 a.m. They get back together. It's within 6 months they're engaged. They have three children. Second child was me. So, the whole >> Whoa. >> So, the whole thing >> He goes, "Yeah. Yeah, with the toothpick. Yeah. Yeah, the second child was me." Are you >> So, yeah. So, when you So, what's beautiful now when you re-listen to that Phil Collins in the air tonight >> son? >> No. No, no, no. >> Wait, I got lost there for a sec. >> No, no, no. My dad My dad basically wrote that song um when he split up with my mom, basically. >> Okay. Okay. >> Phil Collins' story. That's where you got from. >> No, no, no, NO, NO, NO. >> YOU KNOW WHICH ROOM THAT WAS? THIS ROOM. >> AND THAT'S why >> That room became a podcast studio. Okay, still crazy. >> So, yeah. But what's crazy is when you re-listen to that song I think that song's incredible anyway. It still holds up 50, 60 years later. But when you now re-picture him in that old master bedroom where it all happened. And the lyrics often when you go back and listen to >> What does he say Is he saying something that's like direct or coded for that? >> in there like, "If you gave me If you was drowning, I would not lend a hand." Um and it talks about you been smiling or I wipe that grin off your face. Um it's all about him falling >> Doesn't sound like a breakup song on first listen. >> Well, but it is. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's crazy. Dude, I [ __ ] It's such a fantastic one. What was it that we found out the other day that Dolly Parton wrote uh um two of her [ __ ] biggest Google what two songs did Dolly Parton uh >> Jolene. >> Jolene and um [ __ ] like Working 9 to 5 or something in the in the same day. She wrote them in the same day. The [ __ ] crazy. >> Wow. >> There's a bunch of those examples of these bursts these bursts where like I think the the Beatles famously did this when they recorded like a [ __ ] album in a day or they did like they had like this insane burst of their greatest hits in a very short >> about five >> What was it? Jolene and I Will Always Love You. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> In the same day uh she mentioned in interviews that she wrote them during the same songwriting session and later joked that was a good writing day. >> Wow. So nonchalant. >> I I think Bobby Darin's Splish Splash was wrote written in 20 minutes or something like that. >> Have you guys heard the full uh Rocky story the Sylvester Stallone Rocky backstory? >> No. >> Oh, this is insane. You know this one. So, Sylvester Stallone wants to be an actor. And uh you know, but he's got this like birth defect. So, when he was born, I think the doctors they did something that's why he has that crooked smile. So, he had like a medical almost like a malpractice issue when he was born that messed up his face. But he wants to be an actor. He's a talks kind of funny, face is kind of funny. So, he's not getting any roles. Keeps going to casting auditions. No role. No role. No role. So, he says, "All right, if I can't get cast in somebody else's movie, I'll write my own." So, he goes to his house and again like sort of in that fuse state, he basically does two things. He paints all the windows black. And he's like, "I'm not leaving this house. I don't even want to know if it's night or day until I finish the script." He hates writing. So, he's like, "I just got to do this fast cuz I hate writing." So, in 3 days, he writes the script for Rocky. And he has And the story of Rocky, which is like this average guy wants to be a boxer, but it's not really happening for him. This is the story of him wanting to be an actor, but he just chose boxing cuz it's more like physical, like knockout punch, easy for the audience to understand. But, it's his story. And so then he goes and he pitches the script and people are like, "Actually, the script is pretty good." He's like, "Awesome." And they're like, "We'll buy it." He's like, "Great." He's like, "And I'm Rocky." And they're like, "No, no, you're not Rocky. We'll buy the script, but you're not Rocky." And so, he has an offer, I think, for a million dollars or something like that, which at the time was a lot of money. And he turns it down. He ends up taking, I think, 25 grand or some ridiculously low amount of money for the script, but he gets to be Rocky. And he's struggling to make ends meet. He literally He's like eating like canned beans. He ends up selling his dog because he can't feed his dog. So, he's like His dog was his only companion in the world. He goes, he sells it to a guy, and gets like uh a couple hundred bucks for his dog. And then he's just like, "Fuck." He's just literally rock bottom. To film Rocky, he basically films the whole movie on like a million-dollar budget, handheld camera, no permits, sneaking into things. They filmed Rocky that way. Okay, Rocky becomes this huge hit. He basically gets this money. He goes and he First thing he does, he goes back and buys back his dog. The guy doesn't want to sell it to him. He's like, "I love this dog." And he ends up paying 25 grand to get his dog back. And then that was basically the the start of Sylvester Stallone's story was this like 3-day bender he had to write the story of Rocky. How insane is that? >> guy in in the film as well, right? >> And that was part of the deal. It was like, "I'll give you 25 grand and you get to be a cameo in the movie." And he's in the movie Rocky, the guy. He's like by the liquor store is the guy who he sold his dog to. >> I didn't know any of that. >> [ __ ] >> know that Sylvester >> Isn't it better than the actual story of Rocky? Sylvester Stallone is George's dad. Oh, we did. Yeah, you've got the nose for it. We'll get back to talking in just 1 second, but first tell me if this sounds familiar. You train regularly, you eat reasonably well, maybe you even supplement. You feel fine, but you're just kind of going off vibes. Most people have absolutely no idea what's going on inside of their body, which is why I partnered with Function. Function gives you access to more than 160 advanced lab tests spanning hormones, heart health, metabolic markers, inflammation, thyroid, nutrients, liver and kidney function. It even detects early signals linked to more than 50 types of cancer. To put that in perspective, your typical annual physical might test about 20 markers, and Function runs over 160. 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