Video summary
The video chronicles a chaotic yet humorous journey through *The Isle*, following a small Dibble navigating a dangerous world filled with T-Rexes, Allosaurs, and environmental hazards like crocodiles. The narrator begins by expressing confusion over migration paths while jokingly comparing the atmosphere to *Jurassic Park*, quickly facing technical glitches such as getting stuck on rocks or slipping into water that require using an in-game teleport feature to recover. Throughout these survival challenges, players experiment with mutations for better hydration and stamina regeneration but frequently suffer from starvation or severe injuries during intense fights against large predators like Triceratops and Allosaurus, highlighting the unforgiving nature of early gameplay where even minor mistakes can lead to death by massive dinosaur packs.
Beyond individual struggles, the narrative delves into complex social dynamics within the game's voice chat, showcasing a mix of friendly cooperation among herbivores and hostile encounters with cheaters known as "Trikes." A significant portion of the session is dedicated to tracking down and eliminating notorious third-party players like Randle in Sanctuary who intentionally killed others without communication, while also addressing the deep-seated toxicity between fanbases caused by the original developer leaving to create *Path of Titans*. The group debates tactics such as splitting up versus staying together when protecting their hatchlings from Carnosaurus attacks, all while dealing with frequent anti-cheat crashes and sudden disconnections that leave them vulnerable or stranded in dense areas.
Despite taking heavy damage, bleeding out, and facing overwhelming odds against various dinosaur species including the infamous "allows," the players maintain high spirits through frantic combat and humorous banter about AI-generated content accusations and technical issues like a player named Mooney suddenly disappearing only to reappear later. The session is marked by lighthearted farewells from both living participants and those who have been eliminated, celebrating successful kills while jokingly reflecting on their survival skills compared to veteran streamers with thousands of hours logged in the game. Ultimately, the video concludes with a reflection on limited playtime versus extensive dedication ranging from 400 to over 2,000 total hours, teasing future content about *Path of Titans* before ending on a note that balances the frustration of technical difficulties and toxicity with the enduring fun of surviving as a small dinosaur in this prehistoric sandbox.
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[music]
I don't know what my my little blips are
below my um my foot. Look at me. I'm so
cute. Oh, is it me? Am I too big? Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. [screaming]
Hold on. Where's my migration?
Migration's over that way. I think we
probably just head to the migration,
right?
>> Yes.
>> There's an A and a B and a Y. Okay, this
is a good place for me. It's a true
Jurassic Park horror film now. Like,
look at this. I mean, there's one thing
I've never faulted the aisle for is
atmosphere and freaking graphics. It was
always really good in those regards.
One hour in the aisle and nothing
happened.
Like, do I have anything to worry about
in here? I feel like this place is so
remote that any crocodile that could
kill me is is like gone. They're like,
"Nah, there's now here." And what's my
weight? 1.7 tons. Oh. Oh, sorry. My
mistake. No, no, no. You can drink this
water, but the water like that look
exactly the same. No, I'm just I'm just
going to take my sips and go.
Okay, that's a giant T-Rex. All right,
there we go. Okay, all filled.
I guess I'll just go for my migration
then. Yes, it's my domain, baby.
>> Oh, I said it was my domain.
[groaning and screaming]
Oh no.
Oh god. Wow.
Wow. No way.
No way. Okay.
Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I
I've been caught. You This is the
problem, right? Like, you want to have
fun. You want to enjoy this game. And
yet,
little things like this just aren't
tested or like it's Yes. Give We'll give
the little rocks collision. Yeah. Oh,
it's probably just a bigger rock
underneath, isn't it? That I'm slipping
down on and there's nothing I can do.
Okay, let's try and safe log.
Just start moving.
NO, NO, [screaming] NO. OH my god. Am I
have to I'm going to I can't even type
it here. Unstuck.
No Belgian player has been located
within 4,000 m for unstuck. Please try
again later. So, hold on. All the
Unstuck does, or Unuk as I keep on
calling it, is just teleport you to the
nearest player.
No elder player has been located within
40,000 m for unstuck. Please try again
later. Are you kidding me? Are you
freaking kidding me? Oh, I GOT BIG
ENOUGH. OH my god. I Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh,
it's a baby stego.
Holy [ __ ] You scared me.
>> I'm totally joking.
>> You can hear me?
>> Yes, I can hear you.
>> Oh my god. Finally. Jesus Christ. Okay,
I fixed it.
>> Oh my god. Steos.
>> Oh, there's Stegos.
>> Hello.
>> I found your baby.
>> Can I be another baby? [laughter]
>> The group is free. Unfortunately,
[music] you can walk with us, but if
something comes to get you, we cannot
help you, unfortunately.
>> All right. All right.
>> Be free, little stego.
>> Oh, no. I think I'm good here,
[laughter] actually.
>> Fair enough.
>> Thank you so much. Have fun.
>> I would have just went with those guys.
I think I would have told her
everything. I don't know nothing. Gain
water when eating plants. I mean, I'll
just get that one. That sounds like a
good one to have. I imagine I'd be able
to get elder. I've had really good diet.
I've been migrating, but that's not the
point. I don't care about that. I want
to get a bloody herd. Wait, what? Wait,
did I just get another mutation? Oh,
really? That just that [laughter] gave
me elder. [gasps]
Okay, your food drains, though. I don't
want that. Your footprint fades much
faster. Uh, resist or reduce fracture
damage. Well, if I'm if I'm fighting
something that's going to fracture me,
I'm I'm screwed. Uh, lesson. No. No.
Increase bleed resistance, I guess. Go
on. Why not? Yeah, that'll be my only
combat thing, I suppose. Dude, dudes.
>> Ah, it's you. Hi there.
>> Hello, Pirate Gaming. I see we must
fight to the death. There can be only
one gaming. I'm joking. I'm joking.
[laughter]
>> Okay.
The potato gang.
>> I like to be potato. I like to survive.
>> You're playing the wrong game. Then
>> you need to just be a PT and get in
friendly with some uh
>> Hello, Ed boy.
>> Dude, I came into the swamp small, all
my stuff. Now I'm elder and now I don't
know what to do.
>> I mean, find T-Rexes and fight them.
>> You'll get pinned and you'll get like a
shish kebab.
>> Be like
everything goat told us.
Uh, we got to cross the water to get
that A. Is that safe? Uh, you don't have
to worry about crocs here, I don't
think. But, uh, you you probably do have
to worry about drowning.
They go in for it. And that's the thing.
They're swimming across, right? But I'm
pretty sure if you just walk around, you
can easily get to stuff. 77%. I'm 3.1
ton. Sorry, 3.2 tons now.
What is that?
Oh my god.
That was terrifying. Two giant rexes. I
mean, they walked that way. I ain't
going back that way. This is mine now.
I'm eating this.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, they're so going to get
eaten by a T-Rex, though. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. Those Rexes were not
talking to each other. They were just
silent as the grave
cuz they were hunting. Oh, I should have
made a note of who the names were. Damn.
Then I could be like, "Oh god, the T-Rex
is in the run." [laughter]
Oh, lay low.
>> You want to pair up?
>> Are you a dibble, too? Where are you?
>> I am. I was hiding in the bushes seeing
my spam up.
>> Oh, nice. Okay. Well, I'm going away
from the swamp because I managed to
somehow hide from two like subad adult
Rexes. Well, I don't know if I want to
go back over there if I'm going to be
honest.
>> No, that's fine. I'll follow you. I can
We can find something somewhere.
>> Do you know how to get out of here?
That's what I'm looking for.
>> I've only been playing for like 3 days,
so I'm I'm I'm searching myself.
>> What happened 3 days ago? Like I I came
across two dibbles as well or sorry,
Stego, and they've only been playing for
3 days.
>> I mean, I've watched streamers play the
game quite a bit, and I just never
really had the time to play it, but now
I've jumped in. Did you see a voice chat
short on YouTube or something?
>> [ __ ]
Oh my god. Another
another two Rexes.
You see those two Rexes?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh [laughter and gasps] yeah.
>> Oh my god. That's the second time I've
been so close. There's like nothing I
can do.
>> Scenario. I'll sacrifice myself since
I'm going hungry anyway.
>> That's very honorable of you. I don't
think it would matter. I think they
would probably just kill us both anyway.
>> I agree.
>> [music]
[music]
>> Uh, okay.
I have a question.
>> What's the question?
>> Can I
>> I don't like this.
>> Your mouth say no, but your eyes say Oh,
yeah.
>> Okay. [laughter]
Wait, how many can we have in our group?
>> Five.
>> Wait.
>> Yeah, the limit's five.
>> Anyway, anyway, I'm going to in more
than one 1%.
Almost 98. 9846.
>> Are you an old boy? I'm going to
>> You will be young again.
I don't know who's been rolling.
>> We can't
do really.
>> Oh,
tried.
>> No.
>> Why are you doing that?
I guess he did three call, I suppose.
Oh, that's a shame. The guy was all
about to end tomb and the other trike
heard him and was like, I don't think
so. Killed him.
That sucks.
>> Maybe it's cuz we were in you guys were
in Sanctuary. I don't know.
>> Oh, no. It's nothing like that. He was
just he was just doing three calls and
threats.
>> The first hit I was like, "No, look, our
interaction we can't do it. I we we're
going to do with the dibbles." Then the
second hit I was like, "No." Okay, he's
trying to kill me.
>> Oh yeah, if the guy if the guy's not
talking, he's doing that deliberately.
Like he just wants to kill and not FEEL
ANYTHING. OH, TRIKES. There's a there's
a the freaking friendly killing trike
over in the sanctuary. He's got a red
crest on him.
>> The [ __ ] Randle?
>> Oh,
>> yeah. He's
>> Is it the same one? I want to watch
this.
>> You've been looking for this mother two
days.
>> Oh, really? It's a trike that's cross
teaming with Sarah. Like he admitted
like, "Oh, yeah. Those cells are my
friends. I'm just in the Discord pole
with them."
>> Oh, so that's why he doesn't talk. He
literally just spawned in and then
started threatening us and then killed
killed the devil to the left.
>> If you could like scout out the the
trike and like slow him down, get him to
chant with you or something, you know,
get him like stabilized for a little bit
so he doesn't run away.
>> I wonder if he knew
like other tribes were coming to kill
him.
>> Oh, it's you tribe. You killed my
brother.
Oh my god. I can't believe I found him.
You want to kill me, too?
>> Oh, no. Where did they go?
Over here.
>> Hey.
Oh, he's actually coming as well.
Oh, they found him. They found him. They
found him.
Nice. They got him. Yeah, they got him.
Oh, brilliant. Okay, hold on. Uh,
stance. There we go.
>> I've been playing trike for too many
hours, brother. Oh,
>> it's not the same trike. It is not
trike. That is different trike. His
voice is different.
We thought you were the one who deals
with Sarah.
No, that's not me, brother.
>> No, this one killed the dibble.
>> Not the [ __ ] baby killing kid. Dibble
was kind of grown, you know.
>> Wait, did he just did he just log or
something?
>> Whoa.
>> Whoa. What is that?
>> What was that?
Whoa, that was crazy.
Is he got like a lag switch or
something?
Dude has like some crazy lag switch.
>> Yeah, something to happen, man.
I hope he dies.
Yes. Get him killed. This is what you
get. You suck.
>> Yes, you got him.
>> The [laughter] tri. What do you mean
third party? We're in the same team.
[gasps]
>> Oh my god. Wait, did he say that the the
small trike was third partying?
>> Yes, he was crying about my teammate
third party.
>> What? [laughter]
>> Well done, Mr. Triceratops. We love you.
>> Yeah, now he's mouththing off in Discord
chat.
>> Oh, is is he on Discord?
>> You just just don't stir anything, guys.
Just just let him.
>> Oh, I'm stirring. Oh, boy. Well, am I
stirring,
>> guys? Just just let that
>> trike in highland sack. Enjoy the third
party ban. [laughter]
Oh my god. All the pteranodons.
>> But there's Rexes. There's Rexes. Don't
even try going there. There's two uh
Prime Rexes.
>> Oh, really? [music]
I'm only saying this because you did
good, but apparent there's two Prime
Rexes in the sanctuary coming this way,
so just in case.
>> Oh, it's probably Oh, yeah. [ __ ]
>> Oh, yep. Yep. There's There's two Rexes
coming there.
>> Yeah. Well, I'm like half, so we're
moving. [laughter]
>> Hey, Sukus. How are you doing, man?
>> Yeah, good.
>> Do you get my food in Highland?
>> Yeah, I got I got two big question.
>> You French?
>> I'm from Philippines.
>> Ah,
do you know what what [music] that's
mean?
>> I don't care.
>> Yeah. [laughter]
>> You from the Philippines.
Jollibee.
[music]
Well, it is quite a beautiful game.
Unfortunately, I just found out of this
game really recently. No,
>> don't say fortunately. It was ugly years
and years ago.
>> Yeah, but the community is growing big
strong.
>> I remember the daysle fans were toxic.
>> Really?
>> Oh, yes. Big drama between the aisle and
Path of Titans.
>> Oh, yeah. Wasn't it like one game was
copying the other or something like that
back in the day?
>> Ah, yes. That's what they would like you
to believe. Dundee would like her to
believe that Path of Titans copied them.
But the truth is different.
>> What's the truth for us?
>> The whole reason why there is a Rema and
a Legacy is because the person who made
Legacy left. Dundee could no longer fix
it or add anything to it. So he had to
start all over again
>> from scratch.
>> The models were there. The whole reason
why he left, well, that's a whole
another story. But that person went on
to make Path of Titans.
>> Wa plug.
>> Really?
>> Plug with a
>> wa.
>> Yes,
>> that's new. I bet I know.
>> I was I was not expecting that.
>> And thus the hatred began. isle players,
Path of Titan players hated each other.
One said that they copied, one said they
were kicked off the project. Who you
believe is up to you. There was
something about cheating with
girlfriends. I don't know. But anyway,
>> the next chapter,
>> there was a guy on the game who, let's
say, got in some hot water, you know,
grooming and the like. And then when it
all came out and Dundee, he took a
backseat for a long, long time until
he's recently came back. That's a yard
nightmare.
>> Oh yes. He came back and did the best
thing he could. Say that the camera was
too good and wanted to put the camera
right next to your head so you couldn't
see the dinosaur.
>> Perfect. [music]
>> Oh my god. 96%. I have been playing I I
haven't died. How many hours? It's like
6 hours to get this guy to 100%.
Oh my goodness,
>> there's so many.
>> Hey, this is forget your ambush.
[screaming]
>> I'm going to smack one of you. I am on
the brink of starving. I'm going to
smack one of you. I am on the freak of
starving.
>> Yep. I'm fine.
>> Okay, but let's move.
>> I did get prime. I got prime.
>> You got there's dials up ahead.
>> I know you're no [laughter]
>> I'm hungry.
>> Wait, where did I hear?
>> I heard beaver.
>> They gave me beaver.
>> Yeah.
>> Where?
>> I don't know.
>> He's my god. [laughter]
I heard him. I heard him say, "I'm
hungry."
>> You didn't hear anything
>> in a video.
>> Wait, there he is again. [laughter]
Oh, bless him. He's here. He's here.
Where is he? He's right here. [laughter]
Where is he?
>> Do you all going to in or what's
>> just me die? Thank you, dies.
A, you're so kind. Thank you. Bye-bye.
All right, guys. Here it comes. I've
been tombed. Now I just need to get
picked off by a raptor. Are you ready?
Oh my god.
You can't just teleport in on me. That's
not fair.
[laughter]
Whoa. Whoa.
Is this is this the one I'm seeing on
Mumble who's like always on me?
>> I'M one of the admins. I just saw you
running around as a solo dibble. I just
wanted to stop and say hi. [laughter]
>> So, it's you.
>> You're kick H3.
>> Uh, no, I'm not. Yeah, I just I saw a
little lone bibble running around. I
thought I'd just pop in and give you a
little spook and say hi. And I just like
to go around saying hi to some of the
random players around the map.
>> Oh, okay. Hey,
>> just showing some presents as one of the
admins, that's all.
>> Well, thank you all.
>> You're welcome. Have a good night. Good
luck on your
>> Hi, magical teleporting T-Rex. Well,
that's not disconcerting at all. I'm
just one of the advent and be like,
>> "Hello.
>> What are you?"
>> I'm a little aloe.
Please don't kill me.
>> How little?
>> Uh, too little to be a threat to you.
I'm behind you.
>> Oh. Oh, okay.
>> Yeah. See, [laughter] it's really
little.
>> You put up a big show, though. Well
done.
>> Thank you. Thank you.
>> Whoa. Something dead up there. Oh, wait.
Hold on. There it is.
>> It's a dead Hello. It looks like
somebody just like ran off and died.
[laughter] Like, no. When he gets a pack
of dilos, I would Yeah, I would die very
easily. Oh my god, there's like water
here.
Maybe I will just mountain gut my way
down.
>> Stop.
Oh god. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh my
goodness. Well then. [laughter]
Okay, we got a mutation.
Find somewhere to hide. Booking has a
high chance to dismount animal. Sure, if
I'm going to get pounced, let's go for
it. I need more Y. But the only Y can
see is I go right by the that carcass
over there. See, there it is right
there. Right next to it. All the Y.
Why? Oh, why? I'm three tons two
threequarters of the way to fully fully
heavy. Oh, devil. Hello.
>> What the? Hello.
>> Aboard Twitch.
>> I'm not [laughter] alive.
>> What? A. So, how you doing? You were
almost famous. Good. How are you?
>> Oh, good. Just been grabbing Y.
>> You seen any A?
>> Oh, you want a I did just see three
raptors run by, but I don't think
they're coming back.
>> Yeah, I saw them, too.
>> Do you need any water or food?
>> I'm pretty good right now. Just need
some aid to get my
diet. Hello.
>> What's up? Is it safe to drink here?
Have you drank water here?
>> I haven't drank here. No,
>> I haven't drank yet, but I'm going to
pray to the croc gods.
>> Oh, I'll stand behind you. [laughter]
>> How valiant of you. Oh dear. I do
remember there being a croc in here
yesterday, but he was chill. As long as
he was full, I don't need a drink.
[laughter]
>> Hey, I I'd be the one to be taken.
>> Holy [ __ ] It needed to [screaming] be
done. It needed to be done. I [laughter]
would have gone for the patchy, but
you're a devil, man. You're
>> Oh, no. Not the Twitch streamer.
>> Okay, I understand.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah, I I I wouldn't drink from here.
[laughter]
>> I wouldn't either.
>> WHAT? OH, SHE'S ALIVE. OH, WAIT. As long
as she doesn't need to do a death roll
and spin all HER ORGANS OUT EVERY
>> Were you the same croc here yesterday?
>> Um, no. I got here today. Me and my
>> Are you the only croc here?
>> I'm the only croc here right now. All
right. All right. Well, I'm going to go
the other side cuz that did not
completely fill me up. And I'm going to
go try to kill something else.
>> Okay. Bye-bye.
>> I don't want to keep on ining. I don't
want to like add more pressure to myself
to be like, "Oh, now we need to do the
third intomb and then the final intomb."
Cuz you know what'll happen? You'll just
die. You'll just be a baby and you'll
just be eaten by something. I'd rather
actually be able to fight.
>> Now, the key is to walk with confidence.
>> [laughter]
>> I like their style. We have to entertain
them somewhat. Give the people what they
want.
What? The The game just crashed.
I'm in the most densely populated area
in the aisle. And my dinosaur has just
crashed.
Um, yep. I see there. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight. There's
like 20 people. Oh, client disconnected.
Anti-che integrity check failed. You've
been what?
Booked out eggs.
>> Huh? Huh?
>> Hello.
>> This is an awkward place for cash, isn't
it?
>> Hello. I cannot see anything.
>> Oh, hello, T-Rexes.
>> Hello.
>> Hello. [laughter]
Oh.
>> Oh my god. You're so big.
>> Thank you for not killing me.
>> Yeah, I know. Don't worry.
>> I got kicked out the game.
>> Yeah, you're fine. We noticed. That's
why we tried to just scare you. We're
not going to kill you.
>> Oh. [screaming]
Okay. Well, thank you. Oh my god. I
can't believe that happened.
>> Those T-Rexes were protecting me from
the caros. Okay, this is the worst it's
been. I literally Yeah, there's nothing.
There is I can't even see the sky. Is
this what it's supposed to be like? And
I've just been lucky getting the the
full moon or something. Oh, whoa. I was
Oh, okay. Never mind. I was facing the
wall. [laughter]
[gasps]
I opened a bar and he went. There we go.
Oh, is a stego and a serrat?
Is it a kro? Oh, it's a stego. was an
aloe. Oh, he's bitten the stego, that's
for sure.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah. He's going for me. Okay, here
we go. Here we go.
Oh.
[groaning]
Uhoh. Uhoh. Uhoh. Yeah. Hold on. No,
that's not good. That's really not good.
Need to buck him off. Oh god, he's big.
Yeah, there we go.
Don't let him get around the back. Yeah.
There we go.
Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. Ooh.
There we go.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. It's not
looking good. IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR
ME. It's not looking good.
Get him. Get him down.
Oh [screaming] yeah,
we did it.
Woo. Freaking stegosaur. I don't know
what happened over there. Oh, I'm just
going to rest.
Oh my god. The one thing I didn't want
to face up against freaking Allosaurus.
[laughter]
That was my first fight.
Oh, I'm bleeding. Although it doesn't
say wounded.
Although my screen looks pretty wounded.
I ain't even elder or prime or whatever.
I mean, well, what am I? 85%. So, yeah.
I mean, I'm all right at this point. It
could probably be like 3.4 tons or about
300 by4. So, I could have done more
damage, but wow.
I kind of I kind of just want to sit
down here just in case anyone [laughter]
else comes by and be like, I did that.
That was me. Oh, well. GG's Alo. That
was really good. I'm healing now.
He didn't do too much bleed to me. He
did a lot of other stuff. [laughter]
He did a lot of the physical. He was
getting desperate though. You could
tell. He was like, I'll just face tank
him. It's fine. You know what? I'm glad
that before I did this session, I
actually did sort of train for a little
bit in that death match server.
>> Well, this did not go well.
What is my guy doing? Wait, so he just
pounces on me?
Is there anything I can do in this?
Like, yeah, sometimes I do my my old
bite.
Oh, damn it. You just get locked.
What? Oh my Oh my god. Like, what? What
is What is that attack? Uh, yeah, you
just stabbed the ground and then he just
What is What is going on there? Oh,
damn. Yeah, it's all about getting to
know the dinosaur. I'm just going to I'm
just going to click. I don't I don't
know how to do this. how to fight. Oh,
well done getting around me there. A GG.
I'm sure that was close.
Oh my god. Is he an elder or something?
Oh my god. Oh my god. [laughter]
There's literally nothing I could do
there. Yeah. GG. But I think he wanted
to fight cuz he could have went into
sanctuary and gotten all the free food.
Although, it did just do corpse cleanup.
So, there we go. 24% health regen.
That's good.
He's just like spilling the organs
of a Harrara.
>> Hey, how's it going?
>> It's good. How are you?
>> You want some food?
>> I'm good. Unless I can drink the blood.
>> You sure?
It tastes It tastes beautiful.
>> Oh, lovely. Like chicken.
Yeah.
Are you with the other carnos over
there?
>> No. No. But have a good one.
>> Yeah, friendly. Hello.
>> Hello. Oh,
>> you're too big.
>> There you are. I couldn't see you.
You're too small.
>> Huh?
Keep me small.
>> You small? Yes. Very small. [crying]
>> Do you know where you're going?
>> You're so big. Oh,
>> I am big.
>> But uh your leg is broken.
>> My leg's broken. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
>> Are you going to go to sanctuary
>> to ask me? Okay. Huh?
>> You're going to go to sanctuary?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, good luck.
>> See you. Have a nice day.
>> Bye-bye.
>> They're so dead. They are so dead.
>> Hello.
>> Too much noise.
I'm making too much noise.
>> Well, me. It wasn't me.
>> Yeah,
>> there's something dead around here. I
might have killed her, but he wanted it.
He was starving, so he asked me to. And
then I ate her.
>> Oh, very good. Don't waste.
>> You sound like the gaming diva. You know
that.
>> I do.
>> Yeah, you do. You won't stop me from
eating the hero, right?
>> No, you go ahead.
>> No. Okay. There's not much going on in
the sea. No croc. Nothing. Nobody comes
here.
>> You have a cool skin. Well, considering
all the skins in the game are boring
now. That one looks quite cool.
>> Patch made everything boring. Everything
is brown
[laughter]
>> except for you. You're green and and
brownie red.
>> Yeah, I'm green and brownie red. I
perfectly camouflaged on brown trees,
right? But you didn't see me, right?
>> Nope.
>> Perfect.
>> Pretty much boring as well. You can hang
in a tree for 10, 15 minutes. Nobody's
coming by.
>> Well, I've played for Oh god. I mean,
total recording time is probably like 6
hours and I've gotten to one fight.
Yeah, if you try playing the T-Rex yet,
>> God, no.
>> You get immediately checked by Cro.
>> Can get up there. Wow. Okay.
>> I'm a mountain goat. I can also like go
down as well.
>> Yeah, I thought so. Well, I can go up,
too.
No way. Okay.
>> [laughter]
>> Now you want to see me jump off a tree.
>> Can you go up here? No,
>> I don't think so.
>> Can I try something for a moment? Can
you quickly stop moving?
>> I would like to jump on your back, but
without without floors, without damage.
I will just But just look if I can ride
you like a mount.
>> You You want to see if you can mount me?
>> Yeah. Stop right there.
>> No. [laughter]
>> No. I'm I'm stuck. Okay.
>> Oh, you were stuck, were you? And
there's always stars a T-Rex here. Oh.
Yeah. You wanted to get me, you [ __ ]
All right then.
Was quite big though, guys.
>> Okay, that's fine.
Pounce him. Pounce him. Pounce him.
Pounce him, guys. Holy [ __ ] It's
bucked. It's not bucked.
>> I'm alive.
>> HAVING FUN.
NOW YOU DIE.
Can't bounce him. What's going on? He's
bitching.
Why?
Can't hurt you.
>> Oh,
I got scared up by the caros.
>> [laughter]
>> Oh, hello guys.
>> Hello.
>> I was just being attacked by like three
raptors.
>> We were chasing those three cars.
>> Well, thank you. Hey, look. It's a
Harrar.
>> Yeah, I'm still alive. Well, they they
pounce me sometimes, but I'm not even
bleeding. They didn't hurt me.
>> Oh, yeah. So, they must have been really
small. Oh, it's the Stegosaurus. They
made it to Sanctuary.
>> I see you made it to Sanctuary and
you're not dead yet. That's good.
[laughter]
>> Rex's coming.
>> Oh yeah.
[screaming] Oh godamn it. [ __ ]
>> And so he crumbled.
>> Oh well.
>> Well, it was nice meeting you.
>> That's not fair.
>> OH, GOD DAMN IT. [laughter]
[gasps]
OH, WAIT. OH, did the Heroras someone
just try to attack him? Oh, that sucks.
[laughter]
That's the worst way to go out is just a
way that you you can't do anything. I
can't fight back. I'm just literally
pinned until I die. Thing is, I wouldn't
mind dying to those raptor packs if if
it if they wore me down enough and I
just didn't get any kills on them. It's
like, ah, well, you know, give a good
shot. But Z-Rex just, you know, stomping
on you going munch munch munch.
Especially when he's like miles away
from you. It's cuz the game's weird and
glitchy.
>> Hello. Hello. Must we must stick
together for survival.
>> I like that idea.
>> Well, I didn't see you yesterday, did I?
>> Yeah, probably.
>> Were you playing as a dibble?
>> Sure was.
>> Got killed by a truck.
>> Oh my god. In Sanctuary?
>> Yep.
>> I was part of that group. I just met you
guys and then the Trey killed you.
>> Yeah, he was very angry. I think he
didn't like me calling him a baby
potato, maybe. I don't know. Well, if
anything, he died.
>> Really? What killed him?
>> Apparently. Well, we bumped into two
other trikes and we said, "Oh, I warned
them." I said, "Look, there's a
triceratops in the sanctuary killing
people." But when they did track him
down, it was a different one, but we
already told them that he killed you.
So, they engaged him and killed him.
>> Fair enough. We just finished with three
and we took out one and then we get
killed by a truck. It's like, "Oh my
god." So, how's that other game you were
talking about?
>> Oh, Path of Titans.
>> [music]
>> Is it sort of realism like that? The
>> I guess the big difference is it's more
arcadey cuz then you can you can choose
like moves and attacks and buffs and
stuff. A bit like the mutations, I
suppose.
>> That's kind of cool. I shall have a look
at it. I think
>> Yeah, it's really fun.
>> And there he goes.
>> I wanted to die anyway. So it works.
>> So what was that? A deliberate killing
or or what?
>> Oh my god. Is it the Is that the gaming
beaver?
>> No.
>> That's so tough. Are you the trike?
>> No.
>> I'm a trike.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> HELLO.
>> We just adopt all these children.
>> Yes. You have responsibilities now. You
have the game. You want to fight me? You
want to fight me? I want to die.
>> No, I'm going to fight you. I'm a
friendly car. I don't want to fight.
[laughter]
>> Why? What? You're already like beat up,
aren't you?
>> Exact. Well, I'm going to die because
Oh, stop.
>> I thought you wanted to die.
>> Yeah, just something that's in my weight
class. I think that's my weight class.
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN. YOU WANT TO FIGHT?
>> HEY, is anyone fighting these caros?
>> No.
>> Good luck. I'm
>> No, no, it's just too big for me. I'm
okay.
I doubt this.
>> They already did.
>> I'll just sit here.
>> I promise I'll be a good baby. Please.
>> There's another.
>> Oh,
no. I think the Maya is losing.
>> Honey. Well, the Maya's been
trying to kill himself.
>> I got my money in the trash.
>> Oh, there's another one. [laughter]
Did you do your homework there, Castro?
>> What homework was this?
>> Whoa. That's
>> Oh, GG's. Well done, Mumbai. I love you.
>> Did you take much damage at all from the
>> Uh, I took a beating when I was just
like tanking his back kicks, so I
stopped doing that.
>> Quick question. How do you play this?
>> Oh, is this your first time playing?
It's me and Satin's first time. Yeah.
[music]
>> All right, little Tesos. Stay still.
Hold Q and then you should see your
thing light up with loads of letters.
Then pretty much go find and eat them.
>> Okay.
>> Ju just not the drumsticks.
>> Yes. Don't eat the drumsticks. That's
dead bodies and they'll probably have
carnivores around them.
>> Be free, my pretties. Oh, do any of you
little guys have a blinking DNA thing
next to your foot?
>> Uh, nope.
>> Okay, good.
>> What's a good mutation?
>> I would say as this thing, the one that
uh gives extra percentage of booking
things off is good. And gaining
hydration when you eat food is good, I'd
say. So, you don't have to drink. Oh,
>> so you don't have to go to water. Okay.
It's nice.
Oh, a dead stego.
>> Stay behind me, brothers.
[laughter]
>> You know, I like you. You You're You're
chilling my
>> I like you, too, brother. You must die
now.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Fight me.
I mean,
>> good, good, good game then. Bye-bye. Oh,
he's coming over. Here comes the
diplomat.
>> So, anytime soon.
Just just hungry.
>> Oh, you want to eat the Yeah, go ahead.
Go eat the meat, dude.
>> Oh, go for the stego, man. Go.
>> See you.
>> We definitely can't. So, enjoy.
>> Yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much.
>> I had like a tiny bit of excitement in
my life for two seconds. [laughter]
So, sort of over that mountain is West
Rail.
>> Oh, let's go.
>> Or the game could crash. My game's
crashed. If you can still hear me.
>> Yeah, I'm the same.
>> Wait, your game crashed as well?
>> Yeah, it it's probably just in an area.
>> Oh, is it just me? Is it just me and
you? Is everyone else gone, too?
Hello.
>> Yay. Welcome back. Man, that took ages.
Now, the question is, did they drop off
as well? And do you think they're going
to rearrive or
>> just go explo?
>> I don't know. I think if they dropped
off, they would be in the same shard
that we were, but they weren't. So, I
think they they just kept going.
>> I I mean, I got a full crash, so
>> Oh, I got a full crash as well. I was
like, "Are send error." I see I see
trike up there. Maybe a trike has seen
them.
>> Hello there.
>> Have you seen any dipples?
>> I'm afraid I haven't.
>> Oh.
>> [music]
>> Get him.
>> Oh yeah. Get him.
>> Get him.
Get him.
Yeah, you guys should have me actually.
Let's go.
>> Oh, no.
>> There we go.
>> Sorry.
Die.
>> I'm almost dead. I mean, if you get me,
then
I'm
Yeah,
bro. I'm almost dead.
We can still fight. The fight is still
going on. Yeah. Good job.
>> Why do you want to fight?
I don't know. I want to die, man. I want
to die. That's the thing. Look, I don't
want to die poorly. And I'm almost dead.
>> You almost got me, man.
>> You got to stop. What you
don't
>> Oh, it's going to be tough. It's a tough
one.
Oh, you got me.
>> Ah, damn it. [laughter]
>> No, this
Oh, well, that was a good fight. Tech
technical difficulties. Hello, brother.
How are you doing?
>> I'm good.
>> Yep. WHAT THE HELL, BEVER?
>> NO, DON'T KILL HIM. WE JUST SPAWNED.
>> I lost you, brother.
Kill him.
Oh, sorry. It's okay. Come back here.
>> Oh, that must be blood now.
>> He was so rude.
>> Kill him. Kill him.
Come [clears throat] here. Come here.
Come here. I want to I want to tell you
something. I want to tell you something.
>> Let me tell you something.
>> Let me tell you something. Oh, that was
more more freaking excitement than I had
in my whole like 12 hour recording
session. Oh, [laughter]
>> I need to go to that place that you were
at when you were fighting all those
Sorranos. That looked fun.
>> Oh, South Plains. And you say you you've
you have never stored a dinosaur before.
>> No.
>> So, today's going to be your first.
>> Why would I want to store one?
>> To get up a collection. I don't want to
collect. I play and I die.
>> What mutation do you pick? I chose
congenital for now and then I'm going to
take uh tactile and then and then um
gastro. No, not gastro.
>> You say these things like I know what
they mean. Who is Mooneyat?
>> That's Mooneyat.
[screaming]
Bootycat. Shut up. [laughter]
He said no.
>> Oh. Oh yeah. Oh, they're allows.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> I think he saw us. I think he saw us.
>> Leave them alone. Let me victimize them.
>> But it was the other devil friend. Help
him.
>> What are you doing?
>> They're busting out in the bushes.
>> Leave him alone. We have food.
>> You're a Sarah. Why? How? How do you
have morals? [laughter] How can you live
with yourself and have morals when
you're a Sarah? I am a baby, though.
It's acceptable.
>> You take loads of damage, did you?
[laughter]
>> Yeah. You
>> grew too much. You're too fat for me
now.
Yeah.
>> Oh, damn it. [groaning]
>> Yes.
>> The devil. What do you mean that you're
my father? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET?
[laughter]
>> Look how big they got. They like double
my size. Both of them.
[music]
>> Where's my father?
>> Where dare
>> father? D. Oh. Oh.
>> Hi, father.
>> I I have three sons. What a moment.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, I know. Are you a single father? Did
the mom go buy milk?
>> Yeah, I'm a single father. I'm a single
father. Where is your mom?
>> She She told us she's going to go buy
milk.
>> There was a meanie. A meanie that
attacked [music] me in the sanctuary.
>> That's right. He started life and he got
attacked and then he went sanctu got
attacked. And he's probably going to get
attacked to get in.
>> No.
>> Oh, more
heart.
>> Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
>> Oh, no.
>> Kill him, daddy. Kill him. I I don't
>> Okay, I didn't saw that.
>> Mom, no. No, no.
>> And what the Come here. [laughter]
My son.
>> No. Don't touch me there. This is my No,
no square. He knows. Don't touch me
there. This is my no no square.
>> I don't consent to drowning. Well, I
made it.
Oh, you made it.
>> Yeah. Oh, we made it.
We made it.
>> Okay, let's get our stamina until we can
see.
>> Why is it taking an eternity to get my
stamina back?
>> Because Dundee likes us very much. He
likes us to suffer.
>> Oh,
we can see again.
>> Oh no, there's a crocodile in the water.
I see the crocodile.
>> You see a croc?
>> Yes. Yes.
>> Big croc or a croc. A big croc.
>> You are lying. There's no dino.
>> Maybe
maybe the cliff. Don't take me.
>> Yes. Like that. Hug it.
>> He's good. He's good. He's gone.
>> Oh, that was close. I wasn't even
joking. I did see one.
>> Actually, you really see that?
>> See if we can climb this. Yeah, I know.
This This seems This seems about right.
Did you guys know there's an in-game
map?
That's funny. If you press Alt F4, it's
an in-game map.
>> That's funny. You're so funny.
>> No, he actually didn't.
>> You a fool to think that Dundy would put
in a map. Wait, did I just close his
game?
>> Oh my gosh.
>> Yeah, I did. Al closes your game.
[laughter]
>> You got to wait for him to come back.
>> Hello. Can you hear me?
>> I can hear you.
>> I can hear you. [gasps]
>> Yes.
>> Wait, are you Mooney?
>> Yes. Oh my god. I've been trying to
figure out this mic for ages. My mic
wasn't working and I didn't know why, so
I just kept fiddling with the settings.
>> Mooney, why did you roar all the time?
>> I don't know.
I couldn't speak. That's the only way I
could communicate. I've only had this
game for like a day, so
>> Oh, what? Yay.
>> Oh, that's great. You should play Path
of Titans, though. [music] It's way
better.
>> You cut out fever.
>> I what?
>> I can I can hear you now.
>> I'm being censored by Dondi. I said you
must play Path of Titans then.
>> No. Path of Titans is not as good as the
>> That's a lie.
>> No, it's not. It's It's not.
>> Yes, it is. I will make a whole video on
it. Just watch me.
>> Oh no.
>> Why? I hear the fight. You'll see. What?
>> You have music turned on.
>> Oh. Oh.
I'm losing.
>> Oh my god. The fight music. That's why
he has [music] to battle the game. Fight
the rock
>> is glitching. So
>> you got this. I believe.
>> No, no, no. I I
>> just try hard. You said that the aisle
is better than path of titans. Who wants
to see this? [laughter]
>> This This This is a feature.
>> Moody, this is your time to get out.
Never touch this game again.
>> This is This [laughter] is called the
bunny feature in the aisle. You see him
hopping?
>> This game's been in development for 11
years.
>> [laughter]
>> Welcome back, father. We're just walking
and waiting for father. I guess there's
a lot of food in front of us. Well, we
all go to a glitchy spot now.
>> What do you mean glitchy spot?
>> Oh, it's when there it's it's when
there's no patrol zone, but you can
still eat the food.
>> Oh, so this is part of our diet.
>> No, it's not. It needs It needs to show
the symbol. [laughter]
>> No. What is father doing down there?
>> I
feeding the dino. That's where the dino
is.
>> He's dead. Oh no. Stop it.
>> Father died.
>> No.
>> Oh, I see a rainbow.
>> Father,
>> he became a rainbow.
>> Oh yes, he's a rainbow now.
>> So,
>> let's go.
[music]
>> Oh, that's what Mr. Trike was looking
at.
>> Big stinkies.
>> Don't Don't say that. Don't say
stinkies.
>> But they do. Oh, they have stinky breath
cuz they eat meat.
>> Okay, people.
>> This is like trying to watch the Lost
World where there's about five
conversations going on at the same time.
[laughter]
>> I can go.
>> I swear there's a voice clip in that
Kendra call. I can hear like a human.
>> Problem.
>> Maybe it's one of Dundy's girlfriends.
>> Oh gosh. One off.
>> Give me a game plan. If you see a Rex,
you just start running back to this to
this part over here. Okay,
>> you need to be extra vigilant. I think
we faster. Yes, we are faster.
>> We saw a dial and a hipsy.
>> Here we are. We're back. Hello, Spiky.
>> I really need a pee. So, I'll be right
back.
>> He's back. Did you wash your hands?
>> No, I covered in
>> Wash your hands. Oh, the T-Rexes are to
the left. Eat him. Eat him. Eat him.
>> Oh, guys, get ready for a battle.
>> Oh my god.
>> Oh no.
>> We're getting flanked.
>> Everybody call. Everybody call. One
call.
>> Make him scared. Make him scared. One
call.
>> This is just like that scene in Disney
Ty.
>> Arms are so tiny.
>> You got tiny arms. You got tiny arms.
You guys are getting recorded and you're
getting reported for this. You're not
supposed to be mixing like this.
>> We're not mixing.
>> That's not mixing. We're nesting.
>> You're mixacking.
>> No, you're fighting.
>> We're not We're noting.
>> It doesn't matter if we're not fighting.
You're mixing.
>> If you guys If you guys go after
someone, we can't help. Just saying.
>> Yeah, we know that. But you're still not
supposed to be in a max herd like this.
That's why we're just we just we just
speaking.
>> So when everyone's at delta when
everyone's at delta they're mix packing
or when everyone's at a sanct
on the same
>> don't hate the player hate the game
stupid.
>> I mean you can go read
>> oh hello
>> oh what guys remember if if if if that
interaction thing pops up we just need
to run as fast as we can.
>> Wait.
>> Okay. Can can can you all guys can can
all the spiky stand like in a row
quickly? Mr. Spiky, you too, good sir.
[laughter] Okay. Okay. Let me zoom in.
Let me zoom in. Yes, he knows. He knows
what to do. Yes. Lift up the tails.
That's it. That's the Lord.
>> Oh, he I think he died of bleed. Maybe
he pounced him. This is what happened.
This is what happened. He pounced him.
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. We need the
intro. CSI Dibble.
[music]
Hey, go tell the story, Detective
Dibble.
>> Okay. What happened was this
Herrera was on a tree. He jumped this
poor little Kro that was laying over
here minding his own business. Kentro
died. Herrera bled out. End of story.
>> You need to say your catchphrase. He
just needed to try harder. Say it. Say,
say it.
>> Try harder. I tried harder.
>> No, no, no. That's not it. You need to
say he just needed He should have tried
harder.
You should try harder.
>> That'll do. That'll do.
>> Oh my goodness. Hello.
>> Wait, do we do Do we think if we sit and
watch him long enough, he will die of of
of hunger.
>> Oh,
>> I mean, we we can kill him now if you
guys want to. But that will be kind of a
dickish move. So maybe
>> I wouldn't kill him. I I've had too many
people like take pity on me after I've
disconnected.
>> Yeah, but no, he's not disconnected. If
If you disconnect, he'll stand up. He's
in the game.
>> He's probably watching
CSI Double. CSI double. That's a good
one.
>> You would say that.
>> How long's this going to take?
>> This is like watching paint dry.
>> This is just he really weird.
>> Are you not here?
>> Weird.
>> He just popped.
>> He's alive.
>> No, he died.
>> Oh,
>> he popped.
>> I was zoomed in on his face. He died.
>> Yeah, he he just popped. Did you think
he came back to try and hit you or
something?
>> Yes.
>> No, he popped. [laughter]
I ran so quick.
>> Yeah. No, you were right. He He was
about to die.
>> Oh, it's getting dark now.
>> Who ate the sun?
>> That's Papa. That's Papa looking down on
us. He blotted out the sun with his
ginormous
anus.
>> What?
>> Something Something's [music] wrong with
you. Jesus Christ.
>> Something something.
>> Everything Everything is wrong with you.
>> Yeah.
>> Is it a bad time to say I'm hungry?
[laughter]
>> Yes.
>> Very bad time.
hungry.
>> Eat grass. [laughter]
>> I don't know what's worse, the fact that
it's night or I just said the anus
thing.
>> So, do you guys come here often?
>> I know, but he does.
>> I don't I think I think I play the game
too much.
>> You definitely do. Every time I go on
bloody YouTube, you're there. [laughter]
>> I'm glad. And
>> I'm like, "Oh, I have to go say hello.
>> [laughter]
>> Can we bring up that clip of him dying
as a T-Rex again? That was funny.
>> No.
>> Now, now play the tree one again. That's
funny, too.
>> Oh, no. [laughter]
>> That's so traumatizing.
>> After you lost your T-Rex, you like left
your stream for 40 minutes.
>> Really? Was it 40 minutes?
>> Yeah. What did you do? Did you just walk
away?
>> No, I sat by my by my PC still. I did
walk away and go went to grab a nice
cold glass of water just to like cool
off, but you never came back.
>> I did come back after a while.
>> Oh, how many hours do you guys have in
the game?
>> I don't know. Like 7 8 hours.
>> I think I think mine's like 400.
>> 400?
>> That's nothing. Just wait till you go
on. Go on. Tell them to just try out.
Tell them.
>> I'm okay.
>> No. Do it. Go on. Tell me.
>> I've spent a total of 2,000 hours in THE
GAME. OH MY GOODNESS.
>> DO you have a life? Oh my god.
>> This is my life.
>> I think he told you he didn't.
>> Oh,
>> wait. Mooney catch was bigger than us.
>> Yes.
>> Yeah. I don't know my percentage.
>> Press tab.
>> Click alt f4.
>> No, don't. Please don't. Don't.
>> Okay. Tab. [laughter]
>> Tab.
>> I think it pretended to be AI like
dibble.
>> No, but it's not double AI anymore.
>> I know, but like I reckon some people
probably fall for it. I saw a video of
it. Did you see my video?
>> No, sorry. I watch your account.
>> I'm just going to go cry over here,
buddy.
>> THAT'S A GI.
>> DO IT AGAIN.
Do it again.
>> You want You want us to kill you?
>> Yeah. I WANT TO DIE.
NO, NO, NO.
>> MOODY. He's trying harder like he's
supposed to. I have respect for you,
brother.
>> Try hard.
Try hard.
>> Oh my god. Booty got two kills.
>> Hello, Diva.
>> I mean, you just killed killed a galley,
so I don't trust you.
>> The giant be to be killed.
>> I killed her.
>> She said, "Kill me, so we kill." Yeah, I
don't believe that
>> she did. She did.
>> She did.
>> Yeah, of course.
Oh,
>> he only knows half of the story, guys.
Let's sit down. Let's sit down so he can
feel safe and come and eat.
>> No.
>> And then we then we then we let him be.
>> Come on, Birdie. Oh, he's just going to
rot and go to waste.
>> I'm just going to fish then.
>> YOU CAN'T FISH. IT'S BUGGED.
>> NO, it's not. It's only bugged for
people under under 30%. Sh.
>> Oh sh Why are you not eating, brother?
Come and eat the food. We're not going
to kill you. We sitting down.
>> You'll run out of stamina.
>> So, Nah, I'm just gliding. I'm not using
any stamina. Herbies are so aggressive.
I don't trust you guys,
>> brother. Why? Why? Why do we want to
kill you?
>> I for the fun of it. You are very proud
that that she got two kills already.
>> She has the highest kill to death ratio
and she's played for 2 hours.
>> Yes, [laughter]
>> guys. Guys, if he lands, we we He's
landing. Let's Let's Let's run to him.
Let's run to him. Look, he's going to
fly now. He's going to fly now.
>> No, we just WANT A HUG. COME BACK.
[laughter]
>> HUG, GUYS.
>> I knew it.
>> Well, you made it a thing. If you
weren't like, "Oh, you're going to kill
me." We wouldn't have done it.
>> Yep. [laughter]
>> Money is AFK, it seems. She crashed.
She's gone. She just went poof.
>> So, what does that mean? is like she
logged or is she just timed out?
[laughter]
>> I think she disconnected. Maybe she
poofs back in.
>> She might poof back in. [music]
>> Do you um do you remember Fox um that
that other trike?
>> Oh yes.
>> He said he said the only reason he's
playing is because the voice server.
>> That's the only reason I play the game
at the moment.
>> Yeah. After that he quit. Oh good. He
should play Path of Titans. It's way
better.
Oh no, it's not.
>> Is that Is that Mr. Beaver again?
>> Run. [screaming] Run.
>> Life of a devil. LIFE OF A DEVIL. WHAT?
GET OVER HERE.
>> It's not It's not Beaver.
>> It's not Beaver. Go away.
>> Wait, where are the allows? Oh, over
there.
>> Yeah. To the left hand side. It's going
to be a very difficult fight.
>> So, beaver.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, they can pin us, right?
>> Wait, a grown aloe can.
>> If one of us gets Well, two two of those
can. So if if one of us gets pinned, the
other one needs to knock them off so we
can stand back up.
>> Oh, okay. So the chances of us both
being pinned is zero then.
>> About
>> Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
>> This is going to be This is going to be
>> Get him this way.
>> Let's Let's split. Let's not split.
Let's not split.
>> Okay, we split them.
>> I'm I'm not They did not want to have a
fight. [laughter] What the hell?
>> Hello.
>> Hey, you guys got this. Come on.
>> We got this.
>> Battle.
>> Oh, they're going to run again.
>> Stay down. Stay down.
>> Oh, there we go. There we go. There we
go. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him.
Get him. G. Get him. G.
You must always look in front of you,
too, good sir. You must watch where
you're driving. Get out of here. There's
no place for a sanctuary for
There's no place. You tell him. In a
sanctuary,
>> devil's going to get you.
[laughter]
>> He's a little bit quicker.
>> What's the st? We can't go under 60. If
we go under 60, our stamina won't regen.
And then and then if we keep on
fighting, especially you that that
doesn't have tactile.
>> Oh, right. Okay. Cuz then I won't I
won't get the stamina back from taking
damage.
>> Yeah. Always hurt at least.
>> No.
>> Excuse me. You are.
>> No.
>> Yeah, you are.
>> No.
>> Who's talking?
>> Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. You are.
Yeah, you are.
>> No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
>> I hate this person.
>> No, you don't. You love me.
>> Show yourself.
>> No.
>> Show yourself.
>> I don't want to die.
>> If Mooney was still here, she would have
killed everybody.
>> Where's Beaver? It looked so promising
that fight with the yellows.
>> I did, right? [laughter]
Just no one wants to fight us. Yeah, I
just pimped. My water's like nothing. My
food's nothing.
>> Oh, should we get running then? Can you
get here as a croc?
>> Just you just have to walk a long way.
>> The three allows. The three allows
>> my god.
You mother gets
>> now. No swearing.
>> That was
>> You don't need to swear. [laughter]
I love how we bumped into them again.
How did they get here? They were like,
"Ah, not you guys again." [laughter]
>> Oh, there's at least three adult carnos.
>> Yeah. Yeah, it could be a good fight.
Oh, they won't fight us. THEY MIGHT
FIGHT OUR BABY. [screaming]
OH, just running trying to get one.
>> But if you charge us,
stop
>> stop.
>> Who's telling you to stop
>> stop
running? Stop stop.
>> You can nuke it out, right?
>> Stop. [ __ ] Our baby's alone. Our baby's
alone. Stop. [laughter]
We didn't want to fight you.
>> That's rude.
>> I just got 50%. Let me pick my mutation.
Let me pick my mutation.
>> Oh, okay. Now we protect the beas.
>> They only pick fights with like raptors.
Paras maybe
>> things things that can actually like
no
>> I got you
>> under my skin.
>> Oh, I got you there.
>> Yummy baby. Yummy baby. Yummy baby.
Yummy baby. Oh yummy baby. Oh yummy.
Holy crap. Okay, wait.
>> Stop. Stop running so much, brother.
>> I'm sorry. I'll stop.
>> We got to predict you somehow.
>> You're keeping in the open.
>> It's okay. We'll
>> try to be on the offense.
>> Sit down.
>> I'm not her. I'm just
>> Nom nom.
>> No. No. Nom nom.
>> No.
Okay, now I can't see. Oh, no.
>> Yes, they can see.
>> That's okay. No one No, no one can see.
>> Yeah, we can see. Great. I can see your
big fat ass. He's protecting that thing.
>> I can also see you, Gro. I can see you
perfectly fine.
>> I see two horns.
And that's it.
>> Oh, you almost did it. You almost got
caught, son. This is like a horror game
now.
>> This is fun.
>> Stay together. Stay together. Stay
together.
>> They're not even in our shard anymore,
so they might have just run away.
>> Yes.
>> Don't fight. Don't fight.
>> Oh my goodness.
>> The track's giving up.
>> No. No. Don't Don't die. [ __ ] that.
Don't even help him. Don't even
>> helping. We're just walking past.
>> All right. Cuz we'll be watch uh you
should really consider trying to fight.
>> Fight.
>> At least try.
>> Oh, I think you guys are going to win
this, brother. You're going to die if
you don't.
>> Trike, I think you're out of stamina,
aren't you?
>> Trike, you got to fight back. They're
going to kill you.
>> TJ, TJ, you're being too cocky.
>> Wait, is there anything that he could
do?
>> Yes, he can fight back.
>> He could put his butt up against the
wall and try to fight.
>> Yo, just like thrash them or something
like that. For For how long have you
guys been doing this?
>> Like 5 minutes.
>> You probably only got 5 minutes left to
go.
>> Shaking or not?
>> You're bleeding out, baby. You ain't
going to make it too much longer. You're
standing up. You might bring that ass
down. Come on. [laughter]
>> Why does this feel like a rodeo? Like
>> Well, I mean, when he's like, "Come on,
>> get some authentic blueg grass in here."
Yeah. We'll see you on the way back.
>> See you. Good luck.
>> Hopefully, you don't lose your track.
>> Good luck.
>> Do we want to Do we want to do Do we
want to tell the trike that um he can
remove the venom if he presses Alt F4?
[laughter]
>> No. He's already having a bad time.
>> Okay. Okay.
That would just be the cherry on top.
Could you imagine?
>> Yes.
>> No way.
>> Whoa. He can spar him.
>> Please don't push me off.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> Ankles.
>> Wa! Man, he's quick.
>> How did you do the buddy hop? How did
you do that?
>> You have to spam space bar nibbles.
Honestly, I think it's for Rex.
>> Oh my god. So, you you you click space.
Look at the way he goes on the side.
[laughter]
Okay.
Yes. A or A or O D and then just spam
your space bar to left or right. There
we go. Oh, okay. Well, that was fun.
Thank you, Triceratops.
>> Beaver, maybe end the video like on a
good note. It's the sun is setting.
Everything looks so fine. You can
>> It's boring.
>> Thank you for letting me join you guys
for the short time.
>> You're welcome.
>> It was fun.
>> Wait, what is that in the bush over
there? Is there something in the bush in
front of us?
>> Uh, I don't see it.
>> What was a raindrop? Yes, there's
something in that bush.
>> Oh, yeah. I think I see it, too. Is it
Is it like a T-Rex waiting or something?
>> I good.
>> Yes, it is. Run. Run. Oh my god.
Oh no. NOT LIKE THIS. NOT LIKE THIS.
Not like this. Not like this.
[laughter]
>> Why is he coming after me?
>> Disney dinosaur it.
Oh my goodness.
>> Freaking message, man. He's still
following. Oh, he's still following. Oh,
he's still following, dude. He's still
following.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we need to I don't
know, get somewhere. But one of us is
going to die most probably cuz he can
outstand us.
>> Yes, he can. He walks much quicker than
us.
>> Well, we just need to hide, right?
>> Well, he he can track our footprints.
[music]
It's a hard knock life for us. It's a
hard knock life for us. We're doing
good. We're doing good.
This is
the Rexes.
>> Oh my god. Rex is everywhere. Rex is
everywhere.
>> Oh, we we can kill them.
>> Can we?
>> We We can We can fight that. Yeah, we
can fight that.
>> Hell yeah. Let's go.
>> For our country, [screaming]
for her everywhere.
What is your problem?
The body
>> fight me. OKAY. COME ON THEN.
>> I don't want to fight.
Then you die if you don't [ __ ]
>> Oh god.
>> They're bolting. They're bolting.
>> They're bolting.
>> Run away.
>> They're bolting.
>> They're going to They're going to run
out of stam. We have stam.
>> We have stam for days.
We're going to get you. We're going to
get you.
We're going to get you
guys. Come on. Why you want to ruin the
fun for all players?
Oh, there we go. There's one down. One
down.
>> There's one. There's one. There's one.
Where's the one? GET THE OTHER ONE. COME
ON. Come on. Come on.
>> We got to fight. There's a corner
watching us, too.
Wow.
>> Yeah. Killed me.
>> I did the jump.
>> The same
thing. Kill on side, right?
>> Yes, precious.
Get you
precious. Get him. GET HIM.
>> You die for real.
>> That's not very nice.
Get him.
>> Thresh him. Thresh him. Nice.
[cheering]
>> [screaming]
>> to be [ __ ] for real. [laughter]
>> Let's go.
>> Oh, we've been waiting so long for a
fight.
>> Oh, [laughter] it had to be a freaking
T-Rex as well.
>> T-Rex,
[laughter]
you got your revenge.
>> Oh, you know what the thing is, right?
The Rex is like, "Oh, that was 6 hours
of my life, dude. This was 17 of mine."
[laughter]
>> Yes.
>> You know what I should have said just
before I killed them? words.
>> You should play Path of Titans.
[laughter]
>> And that's the best advert I could have
given him. You'll only lose a fraction
of your growth. [laughter]
>> Yeah, but those Rexes were huge. I'm
wounded, by the way. I'm not sure if
you're wounded.
>> Oh, I mean, no, I'm not I don't think
I'm as bad as you, but if they just
turned around and attacked us, they
probably could have killed us.
>> Oh, yeah, definitely. They if they
fought as how a Rex should supposed like
needs [music] to fight, they could have
killed us easily.
>> If they're just going to eat turtles
until they get to massive, then they're
going to have no practice when it comes
to an actual fight.
>> Exactly. And then they're mad when two
doubles killed them.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm actually shaking. I'm actually
shaking cuz of of of the adrenaline that
that gave me. Like
>> it's good. Yeah. [laughter]
>> See, and that's why I like the aisle.
You don't get that in part of Titans.
>> Yeah, you do. You do, but you like,
okay, if I die, this is a small step
back, [music] then it's fine.
>> Depends. Depends what what serve you're
on and what you're growing. I grew as a
freaking spino and kept on dying. And
every time I was in a fight, I was You
should see I'm pretty sure my I'm like
wobbling my screen like crazy with my
mouse. I'm like, "No, not again."
[laughter]
>> Got to show me then. I'll play Path of
Titans.
>> See, what you've got to do is just act
crazy. You can't reason with the crazy
person.
Dude, like one thing I noticed the big
difference between Path of Titans and
the aisle when it comes to content is
the amount of AI generated images people
use for their thumbnails.
>> Yes,
>> it's crazy. You've definitely just taken
a picture from inside the aisle. Why did
you have to run it through a like an AI
thingy? [laughter]
>> I don't know. I've done it before.
>> Kill him. Kill him. They say they say
you need 10,000 hours on something to be
like a an an expert on it.
>> Oh, you mean you're talking about a
skill though, right? Not a game.
[laughter]
>> Well, this this game is skillful at
>> Yes. I love the way you got killed by
that mangrove tree. PLAY IT AGAIN.
>> There's some big allosauruses down
there.
>> Killing babies.
>> There's big alos down here. They just
threaten to kill me.
>> Oh, down this way. Sweet.
I mean, I'm I I'm looking for a fight
anyway, though. So,
>> can I get in your group so I can fight?
Not these. Not these.
>> Oh, no. We We fought THESE ONES BEFORE.
GET THEM.
>> NO.
>> GET THEM. It's not us. It's [laughter]
not us. It's not us. It's not us.
>> Turn around. It's them. Turn around.
Turn around. Look, it's them.
>> Turn around.
>> Do you guys Do you guys want to fight
us? Maybe.
>> No. We're going to kill the others.
>> Oh.
>> Oh, okay. Hello there. Wait, wait a
minute. Who? What?
>> Wait, is that you? Wait. Gaming beaver.
>> What? I
Yo,
>> I did hear the voice.
>> What voice?
>> There's no one called here. There's no
one called here called the gaming
beaver. What do you guys mean?
>> No, but but but I know who it is.
>> Yeah, somebody somebody sounds like him.
It must be They might be stronger than
us. [laughter]
>> Why is it Why is it always this place?
>> Yeah. Yeah, we we we hide over here. We
hide over here. And as soon as soon as
they show themselves,
charge
me.
>> No, you're supposed to fight us, not
them. Not yourselves. That's stupid.
>> It's attack missed.
Get out. Get out.
Get out.
>> No. Get you killed.
>> Die. DIE.
AH, THAT'S ME.
>> Oh no.
Hop up. Bye-bye. Just hold E. Hold E.
Hold E.
>> Oh, wait. Just do this.
>> You get him.
>> Get him off. Nice.
Yeah. Get you.
Oh, we might lead out.
[screaming]
>> Kill him.
Sensor. Sensor. Sensor.
[screaming]
NO, HE'S MINE. I WANT HIM DEAD.
I'm going to bleed out.
No.
Oh, bye. You want me to bleed out?
>> Don't bleed out.
We must kill him.
>> Not like this. Okay, just watch me. Just
watch me bleed out.
>> Get him.
>> Okay, that's me.
>> OH, IT'S BEEN A GOOD ONE.
>> Be a good one.
>> Oh, hey, we won. Oh, you big cheats.
WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY. HA.
>> That's the beaver.
>> Yes, it's me. Goodbye, Krulu. Goodbye.
Goodbye. [laughter]
>> Goodbye, Bever.
I
>> I guess I hear you guys. [laughter]
>> I'm speaking from the dead.
Spooky.
[laughter]
>> Yeah, but you already broke my SP. Why
can I still hear you?
>> ARE YOU DEAD?
>> YES, I'M DEAD. [laughter]
>> I killed the aloe, though. He died.
>> Oh, nice. Good job. [laughter]
>> He died. He got knocked him down and
just killed him.
>> That's not bad. Two T-Rexes, two allows.
That was a good run.
>> Yeah, not at all.
[music]
>> [music]
[music]