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The National Championship Was ABSURD! Wheel of CUT! Ep. #9

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The video culminates in the highly anticipated National Championship match of the LSU season, a game that serves as both a final test and an awards ceremony for the previous regular season. Before diving into the championship, the host presents four distinct awards based on the team's performance throughout the year. The Game of the Year award goes to Episode Two, featuring a dramatic comeback where a miraculous catch by Jeremiah Smith secured a win against the clock. Defensive Player of the Year is unanimously given to Ken Houston for his consistent tackling and interceptions, while Offensive Player of the Year honors Jeremiah Smith for carrying the offense in crucial moments. Finally, Bo Jackson is named the season's MVP due to his presence as a common denominator who contributed big plays in every single game. For the championship itself, the host assembles a "god squad" featuring top-tier players like Megatron Calvin Johnson and Evan Stewart, with the strategic goal of prestiging key members for the upcoming Season Two. The team utilizes the Wheel of CUT to add new roster depth, successfully acquiring an 88 overall wide receiver, Megatron, who immediately becomes a game-changer despite his unusual jersey number. The wheel also forces the addition of Nico Grammatica as the premier kicker in the game, providing essential field goal capabilities. As the championship begins at home, the host's team faces a formidable opponent with an oppressive defense that utilizes tight man coverage, making it incredibly difficult for the host's receivers to separate and catch passes. The gameplay is a grueling battle where the host struggles against the opponent's superior offensive scheme and relentless defensive pressure. Despite having two interceptions and a tackle-for-loss on the challenge wheel, the host's offense finds moments of brilliance, particularly from Megatron making massive downfield blocks and Jeremiah Smith scoring a long touchdown. The match goes into overtime after a tense regulation period where neither team could score enough to win, leading to a dramatic conclusion that hinges on clutch plays and strategic adjustments. Ultimately, the opponent proves to be too skilled, securing the victory in a game that tested the host's limits and showcased the high stakes of the ultimate championship format.
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One game left, THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. AN UNDEFEATED REGULAR SEASON AND AN UNDEFEATED PLAYOFF RUN LEADS US TO TODAY, THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. BUT FIRST, WE'VE GOT TO DO THE SEASON ONE AWARDS SHOW. I'M your host, Jobless Chud. Certainly, you can relate. WE'LL BE GIVING out four awards today, starting with our very first, the game of the year. We've played eight crazy games this season, BUT THE ONE THAT STOOD OUT THE MOST WAS EPISODE TWO. THIS GAME was back and forth and with not a lot of time left, I took the lead. I thought I could just close out the game and then I made a cardinal sin. I kicked the ball off. My opponent instantly kick returned it. And with 26 seconds left, I was down by four. Despite this, Micah Alleado marched us into range and with absolutely literally no time left on the clock, I just threw up a prayer to Jeremiah Smith. I just basically said, "Please, can you catch this contested BALL?" HOW JEREMIAH CAUGHT THIS, I don't know. I will never know how he caught this. Our next award goes to the defensive player of the year. And although we had so many players who were amazing, our defensive player of the year is undoubtedly Ken Houston. GOES TO THE PITCH AND IT'S Ken Houston. Ken Houston. DON'T THROW IN THE VICINITY OF KEN HOUSTON. That's who I want to have the loop IS DYLAN. OH, KEN HOUSTON. I love Ken Houston. Ken Houston was basically my best player at everything. He almost never got caught on. He intercepted the ball consistently. He was one of my best tacklers. And if the voices in my head weren't so loud, he would have had another pick six. OUR NEXT AWARD IS OFFENSIVE player of the year. And this race was a lot tighter, BUT I FINALLY HAD TO GIVE IT TO JEREMIAH SMITH. REALLY GOT TO TEST OUT THE GREEN METER. WHY NOT Jeremiah be Jeremiah Smith? Caught that Caught that Believe. Oh my GOD. BIG MISTAKE. I'M GOING TO CLEAN THAT JEREMIAH SMITH NUMBER ONE FULLY carried our first two games. He caught the game-winning two-point conversion in episode one. He caught the ridiculous game of the year catch in game two. And he came down with more ridiculous, completely unfair green catches than anybody. And last but not least, the MVP award. The most valuable player of LSU season was none other than Bo Jackson. And then check out Merchant. Oh my god. The merchant. The merchant is off to the races. I'd have a star under him. Good blocks. What? Oh, HE GUESSED PASS. HE GUESSED PASS. I THINK BO JACKSON WAS THE common denominator in every single game. Bo always had a big play. LSU's MVP is Bo Jackson. Thank you for joining this season's awards ceremony. You're very handsome. LET'S BEGIN THE NATTY CHIP. HOWDY DIDDY, GENTLEMEN. The national championship. We've assembled a god squad for this national championship. 85 overall with an 86 offense and 85 defense. Our top five is full of ridiculously monster players. And one thing to keep in mind for the national championship is one of these players will get prestiged and carry on to our next season. So Tradez Green and Wit Weekes are our team captains. But I can prestige a team captain. I feel like Tradez Green is obviously a really good option. I mean this card is ridiculous. Offensive line is always a good option. Just lock up somebody on the O line so it's not all silvers. Jeremiah Smith is already prestige and I feel great about that. I almost never prestige a quarterback, but RG3, I feel like RG3 is definitely getting another card. Defensively, I mean, Junior Sea already has an 87 middle linebacker. That could be a really good option. Ken Houston should get another card. Dylan Stewart though, I mean, Dylan Stewart's going to get another card, right? and having an edge rusher prestiged could be pretty amazing. MOST IMPORTANTLY THOUGH, WE CAN'T WORRY about that right now. We've got a national championship to play. If we win the national championship, we earn the national championship pack, which is a pack that has some really good players in it, and we'll be able to open it at the start OF NEXT SEASON. GENTLEMEN, the wheel spins today are the final two of LSU season. We got to make them count. Upgrades that would help. A monster wide receiver is exactly what this team needs. Jeremiah is my only really good wide receiver. We've got a tight end and we've got 84 Evan Stewart. If a wide receiver was not an option available to us, I wouldn't hate like an 88 overall, 87 overall middle linebacker or potentially an 87 88 overall corner. The wheel WILL DECIDE ONE PLAYER TO ADD TO THIS TEAM before the national championship set. Jack B. >> That almost rolled over, too. Well, you think we're going to get a good wide receiver? >> WE COULD GET ANY WIDE RECEIVER. WE COULD GET ANY SINGLE PLAYER in the entire game. Oh, I think I know who I'm getting. There's an 88 overall WIDE RECEIVER WHO JUST SO HAPPENS to be not only a limited, but one of my favorite players of all time. Megatron Calvin Johnson Rush Limited. Georgia Tech 6'5 237 88 speed. He's bigger than Jeremiah. He's faster than Jeremiah. There are other really good players in this game like there's an 89 overall limited Michael Vic. There is an 89 Cam Coleman Texas Ray Hubard 89 overall. As good as those players are, I'm going Megatron. I need a wide receiver. He's one of my favorite players ever. Okay, so the good news now is Evan Stewart can play wide receiver three. And all Kayla Chzinski has to do now is just be a tight end. Now here's Megatron matched up with my Jeremiah. Megatron's literally better than everything. He's better at everything and he's taller. I also got to change my abilities. Right now my 50/50 is on Jeremiah Smith. I got to put my 50/50 on Megatron. Might as well use all of our ability points. This is the national championship. I'm going to run recuperation. You literally can't ask for a better WHEEL SPIN. MEGA, YOU GOT TO MAKE A BIG PLAY TODAY, BRO. The final wheel spin OF LSU SEASON TO ADD ONE PLAYER TO THIS ROSTER. WE ALREADY GOT A JACKPOT. That might be the most comical wheel spin to I think there's only like literally one player I can get. 250,000 coins to spend on either a fullback, a kicker, or a punter. This forces me to add positions I usually don't add. But guess what? I've already got Mike Allstar. So, we're not going fullback. And I'm not going to buy a good punter because I'm not going to punt. So, we're going to get the best kicker in the game. There's only one kicker better than Brock Taylor in the whole game. EA is not showing a lot of love to kickers this year. Oh my gosh, you can get an ability. Nico Grammatica is the only kicker better than Brock Taylor. He is better. more kick power and kick accuracy and that is always important. I mean he gets an ability so actually this is really really good. What can we do? There's really only two. There's coffin corner which is punting and there's chip shot. Slightly easier accuracy timing on short field goals. I will actually take that. Field goals are really hard in college. They're so much easier in Madden. Now the true final spin is the challenge wheel. Challenge wheel is so important in the national championship. Remember, after this game, no matter what happens, this entire team resets outside of prestige players and we start season two. But if I complete my challenge, I get one of any pack in the store. So, I could start next season with one of any pack in the store, which would be amazing when it's loaded with silvers. So, the challenge wheel. Obviously, I want to win the most. But, if we could get a challenge that was like realistically attainable. Oh, that one's going to be crazy. Honest to God, the hardest part of this challenge is a TFL. TFLs are so hard because the only way to get a TFL is your opponent has to run the ball and you have to tackle them before the line of scrimmage. A tackle for loss. A sack does I like technically I think a sack counts as a TFL, but I'm not counting it as a TFL. SO A SACK I feel like WE SHOULD GET ONE SACK in the game. An interception maybe a TFL. I don't know. It's a tough one. It all comes down TO THIS. THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP HOME FIELD. OH, THAT'S his team. Prince Mark Fletcher. DJ Bailey at quarterback. AND WE GOT A BRAND new top three member, Megatron, LSU, Florida State. Damn, home field advantage. Look at that stadium. It's so beautiful. Final game of LSU season. Being a home game feels so good. All right, let's play good kick return coverage. I got scored on by a kick return last game, even with my team being really, really solid. So, I need Oh, we're so ready. We're so not ready. Oh god. His offensive line. Sanders, Lulu, Geodise, King, and Clemens. Wow. He's got That's what my O line used to look like. CJ Bailey. Who's the running back? He's going to kick this game off with a run, and he's going to get a good seven yds. Mark Fletcher. Mark Fletcher is the running back. Ben, don't break. Let's play our defense, boys. Ooh, direct snap. Haven't seen that in a minute. Really good tackle out of Dylan Stewart. All right, looks like he's going to be running the rock. That's his game plan, and I respect it. Well, that should give us a good chance for a TFL. He's going to pass this one. Get a sack. Get a sack. Get an interception. Leonard Moore. The voices can need to GO BACK INSIDE OF THAT. THAT'S ONE INTERCEPTION. LANNARD MOORE IS ALL WA WHAT THE THERE'S A BASKETBALL hoop and a basketball. WHAT THE WAS THAT? Megatron is number 21. That's so weird to me. We got to throw it to Megatron, you guys, don't we? Let's see if that safety drops back. If we get SE Oh my god, that might BE THAT IS SINGLE COVERAGE. MEGATRON. WHY NOT? I wanted it so bad. I couldn't green it because I'm ass. I'm going to go speed option. OUT TO THE LEFT. SPEED OPTION. GET THE PITCH OFF. That's two straight games where speed options done me absolutely no good. We're looking at a third and 13. This is looking like pretty pitiful offense right now. Jeremiah is press covered. What do the safeties do? I got to give it to Jeremiah. Oh, maybe. Maybe Jere. DUDE, I HAD SINGLE COVERAGE WITH JEREMIAH and single coverage with Megatron. I'm just going to be honest. I'm throwing those. I'm throwing those. Now, we're looking at something a little uglier, though. We know he's running man coverage. So, how do we split that apart? If he shades outside, we throw to Megatron on the post. If he shades inside, go to Trade Ez. And if he shades to nothing, we just throw to ONE OF THEM FOR THE 13. HUGE PLAY. Users on that side. Oh no. Literally bagged. He sends a stunt and gets home. We're back on defense. That was such greedy. Every play call there was so greedy out of me. And now he's going to go with a handoff. Let's get a TFL. Oh no. Definitely not a handoff. Throws the check down and it's dropped somehow. He would have probably got a few positive yards, but we were certainly over there. I'm going to go on Lean in case he hands this off. Second and 10. It is a pass. Well defended. He gets the check down in. He gets bounced out of bounds after four. I mean, it's a good stop. Third and six. I'm going Tampa 2 here. I want to cover up the short routes. Well, Joiner just wasn't in the right position. I'm going to blitz, too. I want that TFL. This could be Oh, it is a run. It's a counter. And I'm not able to get Fletcher. He I just think he runs it up the middle. I'm going to run commit this. This could be a TFL. I'm run committing. OH, IT'S A PASS. IT'S A PASS AND I'm actually over there. Oh my god. I actually had a chance to pick that off. I had a chance. He threw that at me. Big mistakes early. Time out on the PAT. You going for two, son. Really awkward burned timeout there for him to kick the PAT. Okay, I need to be way smarter about my offense. He's definitely running man coverage. I could just take slants and drags and digs. And I don't need to go for the Hail Mary ball every time. As bad as I want it with my new Megatron. Jeremiah. Jeremiah. Jeremiah. He dove early. He dove early. Matt Forte can't catch me. Chris Pale can't catch me. Jeremiah's in. The universe has come back to me after last game. Damn. Damn. It's been a while since I've done that, too. 7 to seven. We get handed a freebie. 101 yds to the house for Jeremiah Smith. Now, how do we prevent him from doing that exact same thing? We lock in. We kick to the right spot. And I make sure that Lean blows up a blocker. Make sure we get one. Beautiful. That's how you stop it. His run game is lethal. Maybe Whitw weeks. No. So, we got another pass here. He's Does he? Does he? He goes deep. I'm running a left pirate three. Man, we're running a stunt here. We got a bunch of weird things occurring. I need a sack, too, but the interception is usually pretty tough, so it's nice to get that out of the way early. The pirate worked. That was Fisher Kak on the left pirate threeman. That was Dude, you know why this Pirate Threeman's so good is cuz I have Fischer KAK, an edge rusher who's pretty damn fast as my DTackle on third and 10. He's passing number nine. I got to stay with number nine. Ooh, dot. That's just a dot. Oh, this is Wildcat. This is Wildcat. This Wildcat TFL. TFL. TFL. YES, SIR. That's a TFL. He goes Wildat to the running back. Loses two yards. We need a sack now. And the challenge wheel's complete. Still in Wildcat. He can pass out of this. No. What the He got so many yards on that. I don't know why that worked so well. He's back in a standard play. I think this is a run. I'm bringing Houston down for the counter. No, it is a pass. He'll check it down to Fletcher. Just going to take a couple of hits. Second six. Would love to fatigue Fletcher. He's using Mark Fletcher a lot. Some strong hits on him. Get his wear and tear going. I do think this is a handoff. I'm going to go on Lean. No, he's got 12. He's got that. Good hit. Ooh, big wear and tear on that receiver. Yeah, buddy. Minus three speed and route running. I got to switch up my defense. It's kind of lighting me up right now. Hand off. Hand off. RPO. Good blocks. Good hit. Second and inches. He's dicing me up. I'm on Ken. Calls a bunch of audles. Is passing. He's got the scramble and he's going to take it. Slide down. First and goal here. I'm putting spies on this time. I'm not sure what I want. Motions one down into the back field. There's a handoff. He throws. What are you doing? Miles Graham. He had the handoff. Miles Graham's running out of gas. Fix. I hate this game. Oh my god. I have to post this video. I didn't do that. I SWEAR TO YOU. I SPUN THE OTHER WAY. I have to post this video. This is the worst day of my life. Snap it, Megatron. Snap it. Megatron. Snap it. Megatron. Am I stupid or is this a Megatron touchdown? See how fast this user is. him. WHAT? OH, criminal overthrow. Criminal overthrow. Okay, he's running really tight man coverage. He's going to follow Megatron again, right? Dude, what is this man coverage? I mean, honestly, what the is this? Do you just you just perfectly bag everything always? This is so dumb. I hate man coverage, bro. This be pissing me off. Third and 11. Trade, you got to save me, buddy. Okay, that's that's all. Well, we got Chromatica now. 49 yd field goal to take the lead. I can't move the ball cuz this guy's got just absolute clamps in man. I got I'm going to have to re the ball. Big kick. Pinned it. Nice work, Grammatica. That's why you get the best kicker in the game, dude. I can't move the ball. How are we going to What's our offensive game plan? I Now I'm extra pissed that I did that with Miles Graham. I'm behind number nine. He could throw it. Okay. Get seven yardds on that. He started with ball. Second ball at half. We can guess pass. Same play. He's got a corner route. Where are you going? So he's just going five wide. I don't have mid blitz, so I actually can't blitz against this, which is kind of a bummer. Good. He just greened a four-yard catch on me. That's nasty. RESPECT. HOLY SECOND AND FOUR. He's not going to get this snap off. Oh my god. He just greened a four-yard catch. Okay, goes back to five wide. I still need a sack. I have a TFL and I have two interceptions, not just one. I have two. That's open. Overthrown. Happens to the best of us. They're lower overalls, but dude, you miss a lot more throws than you should in this game, that's for sure. See if we can play man. I mean, can this team survive in man coverage? That's the question. Doesn't feel like it. It feels like we're getting Friday, man. Oh. Oh, Dylan Stewart. Fourth and four. It's not a sack. Holy Dylan Stewart, that was an insane pass. What's he GOING TO CALL? HUGE PLAY. BIGGEST PLAY OF THE GAME. FOURTH AND FOUR. Get there. Greens it. Respect. I I mean respect. It's absolutely insane catch. Nice play. I'd expect a run after converting such a crucial play. I'd expect a run. There it is, dude. Why are we so slow? Second and one, a minute 20. He may just run it again. I'd expect few different audles. Could definitely be a run. It's not. He's going to take the check down to Fletcher who's going to get him. First and 10. Kind of like this. Is this the counter? No, he's got the check down TO THE RUNNING BACK. doesn't green THAT ONE. >> THANK GOODNESS HE DOESN'T GREEN THAT ONE. >> I DO like this play call, though. I like this ghost camp, too. No way. He found that. I'm on it. Hand off. RodMore. No. No. Yes. See a goal line stand. It's too big here. Hulk. HE KNOWS HULK. HE KNOWS HULK. Hulk is so good. Telling you, this is a glitch. Rob Moore and I missed and I missed and I missed and I missed. I had a chance. Okay. Okay. 14 to 10. I CAN BALL a half and I have 46 seconds and two timeouts to score. So far though, I don't think I even have positive yards on offense. He's literally just going man and everybody is bagged. Usually I beat man with like with bunch. This uh playbook doesn't have it. First and 10. Easy. All right. Well, we finally got some positive yards. 30 seconds. 28 27. Can you snap the ball? >> Oh my god. I can't even can't even throw it. Holy Took him 16 seconds to snap that ball and I wasn't even able to throw it. >> Torch. Nobody's on this. Oh my god. Look at the blocks. Evan Stewart. Get the off of me. Evan Stewart. THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN. MEGATRON'S BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION IS A DOWNFIELD BLOCK. THE MAN COVERAGE FINALLY rubbed off. Oh my god, that man coverage is so oppressive. Holy Megatron can't separate. Jeremiah Smith can't separate. Somehow Evan Stewart was unguarded and he just took a drag to the crib and we'll get the ball after half. We have to score. I HAVE TO SCORE EVERY TIME I IF I SCORE EVERY TIME I TOUCH THE BALL, I WIN. But my opponent's playing so much better than me. He just is. He's playing so much better than me. His offensive game plan is so much better. He's got 5 seconds and three timeouts. So, we just go prevent. We just play this smart. He may honestly Oh, he's in Wildcat. He's running it. That is insane that Dylan Stewart just blew that. Okay. Anybody in a purple is getting blitzed here. And then I have five deep. Oh, I respect the effort. I HAVE THREE TFLS. I HAVE TWO INTERCEPTIONS. No sacks. I have not sacked the quarterback yet. So, we need to um we need to score. I need to really sit down and think about what offensive scheme is working and why. I may need to go to the run, too. It's going to be Darius Taylor on this kick return. And we're going to get just out to the 20. Let's see who goes on bow. We'll see if we can find a way to make this work. Does that work? No. This is insane. It's It's just crazy. My best players can't get open on anything. Go Megatron inside. I mean, my Stewart underneath worked. The block bow and just try and get some time. Third and nine. Huge play. Trade as I need you to catch a big one. He does. Downfield blocks. No. SHE'S GOING TO BE A GAUNTLET. BIG PLAY AFTER BIG PLAY. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO DO IT. OKAY, NOW I KNOW WHAT WE DO. GO UNDERNEATH THE Tradez after hitting him with the corner out. It's really not open. I actually like I really just don't understand. How are they They're like magnets on me, dude. Megatron can't get open. Okay, it's an option. I I did the curl. I did the curl cuz I assume he's shading over the top to stop it. But maybe he's not. I'm going to go quick snap and I'm going to go Megatron. No, I can't cuz he's not open. RG3's got so much room, though. That's huge. Huge. Huge. Huge. Get out of bounds. Okay. I mean, this is working. This is the first of anything that has even really remotely worked. I'm going to go with a handoff. Oh, good. Oh, good. GLITCHED JERSEY BOW gives me first and goal. Kind of like this Evans Stewart route. Where's the user? Gets some positive yards. RG3 takes a big hit for it. Second and goal. You think, could I really bring out speed option? Speed option's been getting bagged. Speed option has just not been a good play call for me recently. Huge play. Big pitch. Boom. Get through that. Bang. YES. NO, YOU'RE NOT. NO, YOU'RE NOT. THE NET CHIP. NO, YOU'RE NOT. YES. LE, BRO, nobody will play out a damn game. THAT WAS MY TOUGHEST OPPONENT. YEAH, that defense was so damn oppressive. It took me every ounce of brain power to beat it. He was too tilted by the speed option. Dude, don't you think that would have been a great game still? My opponent was better than me. Also, I don't think I got a sack, right? I mean, if you count me tackling his Wildcat running back as a sack, but then if you count that, then I don't have a TFL cuz I would have three sacks and no TFLs. I don't know. I don't know. But that's so lame. Wow. We're right back to the drawing board, boys. College overtime to determine my challenge wheel in the national championship. His top three. Decoran Moore, Tayan Holloway, River Helms. Ah, Megatron. I only get one game with Megatron. Unless I prestige him. I could prestige him, but I'm not going to prestige a wide receiver. That's crazy. Double pass is only good against zone. So, I got to hope that my opponent started this game out in zone. He did. He totally did. Why is that such a dot, by the way? I didn't even read it. Why does that Why does Bo throw a better ball than RG3? I'm gonna miss this team. And I really wish my opponent played that game out. I think he would have I think he would have seen, dude. Golly, this team's too good. Just one more, you guys. Just one more. Just one more. Just one more. Why not? You know. Okay, so Megatron did have a god tier downfield block, but I haven't gained a catch with Megatron yet. That felt like a pretty good one. Fake jet toss pass. All right. Well, me dude. Megatron at number 21 is so weird to me. Um, Megatron has his touchdown. Do I go for two? >> The goat. Evan Stewart doesn't hang on to it, but he's the goat. But he's the goats. Now we got to keep Trinidad Chambers out of the end zone. Does he hand it off? No, he won't pass. That was a bold throw. I'm giving him the left pirate threeman. Motions one over. This guy's the screen demon. That ain't no first boy. I'm on it. I'M ON IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Where is everybody? Was that my zone? Well, my last game is LS. You can't be a boss, you guys. Right. They don't want the smoke. Green bean. Green bean. Green bean. Oh, the double post tech. What do you know about the triple post? Triple post tech. Triple post tech. Triple post tech. Streets don't want you to know about that. Hey, it made it work. What's the yuckiest play we could run here? Just going to run stick. Just a classic. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, it all dissolved. I'm running motion double pass on the goal line. I think he's in man coverage. I'm fairly certain this is going to literally not work at all. Oh. Oh. Oh. BO PUT A LITTLE LOFT ON IT. DAMN IT. BO, you just you Bo, I know you're not a quarterback, Bo. I know you're not a quarterback, but you just got a little little something under it. You had it. GG's. GG's. I'm ass. I get it. I'm ass. Okay, last one. I swear. And then I'm hopping off though. This is the last. We have to win. Lenor Sellers hopefully sells this game. That'd be very nice. Hand it off. Hand it off to Owen Allen. You know you want to. You know you want to run inside zone. No. He'll wait till the final second to Oh, I'm over there, but I'm I'm Dylan Stewart. What do you think? You think this is an RPO? This is a new interesting. No, it's not our deal. HEY, GO AHEAD KMAC. GO AHEAD. Get him. Fisher Kmac. >> Second and 20. Obviously a big here. I'm going to blitz Dylan. Corner out. You know you want to throw a quarter. You know YOU WANT TO THROW A CORNER OUT. THE VOICE IS IN MY HEAD. The voices in my HEAD HAVE BETRAYED ME. CALVIN JOHNSON 87 yd pick six. Are we so for real? >> You know what we do now, boys? Now we clutch. Go RG. I'm going to hurdle his user. I'M GOING TO HURDLE HIM. IS HE BLITZING? HURDLE. HURDLE. Somebody Somebody come get this control out of my hand right now. Keep it simple. HEY, THAT'S MY BOY MEGATRON. He's already got an 87 yard pick six today. Uh-oh. Did I shank this? No, I didn't. Chromatic. Okay, so now we get the ball back and we're forced to go for two. I think the play we just ran to Megatron would be a really good go for two play. He is. He's manned up, but he's Oh, come on. RG3. Would you remove your head from your ass? That's such a easy butter ball. Zone coverage, you say? Just kidding. That is not oone. He he I'M HURDLING, DUDE. I'm attempting to kill Robert Griffin the third, but he's not. Dude, he doesn't even get wear and tear from that, bro. Okay. I mean, I ain't mad about all out blitz. You've made a grave error, my friend. There's a lot of ways I could do this. Take the controller out of my hand. No. I kind of like the challenge. Accept it. Accept it. I like the challenge. Okay, now we just got to go 22 yards in one play. I've got him right where I want him. Now I can get a Megatron green catch. Megatron, YOU GOT TO WIN US THE GAME, BROTHER THE GOAL. Oh my god, Jeremiah. JEREMIAH, WHAT THE ARE YOU DOING WITH A ONE-HANDED CATCH? THE GAME IS ON THE LINE. WHO THE does Jeremiah Smith THINK HE IS? OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR. LSU SEASON, GENTLEMEN. Say your goodbyes to this beautiful team. The start of season two will be on the Mig's channel cuz I've got Wheel of Mud on this channel. But don't worry, I'm going to stay playing college football ultimate team cuz this season was awesome. And I've got a prestige somebody. Megatron, Tradez, Dylan Stewart. All right, I love you boys. Thanks for watching as always. I can't wait to see you in season two. Peace. Hey, hey, hey.