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The video culminates in the highly anticipated National Championship match of the LSU season, a game that serves as both a final test and an awards ceremony for the previous regular season. Before diving into the championship, the host presents four distinct awards based on the team's performance throughout the year. The Game of the Year award goes to Episode Two, featuring a dramatic comeback where a miraculous catch by Jeremiah Smith secured a win against the clock. Defensive Player of the Year is unanimously given to Ken Houston for his consistent tackling and interceptions, while Offensive Player of the Year honors Jeremiah Smith for carrying the offense in crucial moments. Finally, Bo Jackson is named the season's MVP due to his presence as a common denominator who contributed big plays in every single game.
For the championship itself, the host assembles a "god squad" featuring top-tier players like Megatron Calvin Johnson and Evan Stewart, with the strategic goal of prestiging key members for the upcoming Season Two. The team utilizes the Wheel of CUT to add new roster depth, successfully acquiring an 88 overall wide receiver, Megatron, who immediately becomes a game-changer despite his unusual jersey number. The wheel also forces the addition of Nico Grammatica as the premier kicker in the game, providing essential field goal capabilities. As the championship begins at home, the host's team faces a formidable opponent with an oppressive defense that utilizes tight man coverage, making it incredibly difficult for the host's receivers to separate and catch passes.
The gameplay is a grueling battle where the host struggles against the opponent's superior offensive scheme and relentless defensive pressure. Despite having two interceptions and a tackle-for-loss on the challenge wheel, the host's offense finds moments of brilliance, particularly from Megatron making massive downfield blocks and Jeremiah Smith scoring a long touchdown. The match goes into overtime after a tense regulation period where neither team could score enough to win, leading to a dramatic conclusion that hinges on clutch plays and strategic adjustments. Ultimately, the opponent proves to be too skilled, securing the victory in a game that tested the host's limits and showcased the high stakes of the ultimate championship format.
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One game left, THE NATIONAL
CHAMPIONSHIP. AN UNDEFEATED REGULAR
SEASON AND AN UNDEFEATED PLAYOFF RUN
LEADS US TO TODAY, THE NATIONAL
CHAMPIONSHIP. BUT FIRST, WE'VE GOT TO DO
THE SEASON ONE AWARDS SHOW. I'M your
host, Jobless Chud. Certainly, you can
relate. WE'LL BE GIVING out four awards
today, starting with our very first, the
game of the year. We've played eight
crazy games this season, BUT THE ONE
THAT STOOD OUT THE MOST WAS EPISODE TWO.
THIS GAME was back and forth and with
not a lot of time left, I took the lead.
I thought I could just close out the
game and then I made a cardinal sin. I
kicked the ball off. My opponent
instantly kick returned it. And with 26
seconds left, I was down by four.
Despite this, Micah Alleado marched us
into range and with absolutely literally
no time left on the clock, I just threw
up a prayer to Jeremiah Smith. I just
basically said, "Please, can you catch
this contested BALL?" HOW JEREMIAH
CAUGHT THIS, I don't know. I will never
know how he caught this. Our next award
goes to the defensive player of the
year. And although we had so many
players who were amazing, our defensive
player of the year is undoubtedly Ken
Houston.
GOES TO THE PITCH AND IT'S Ken Houston.
Ken Houston. DON'T THROW IN THE VICINITY
OF KEN HOUSTON. That's who I want to
have the loop IS DYLAN. OH, KEN HOUSTON.
I love Ken Houston. Ken Houston
was basically my best player at
everything. He almost never got caught
on. He intercepted the ball
consistently. He was one of my best
tacklers. And if the voices in my head
weren't so loud, he would have had
another pick six. OUR NEXT AWARD IS
OFFENSIVE player of the year. And this
race was a lot tighter, BUT I FINALLY
HAD TO GIVE IT TO JEREMIAH SMITH. REALLY
GOT TO TEST OUT THE GREEN METER. WHY NOT
Jeremiah
be Jeremiah Smith? Caught that
Caught that Believe.
Oh my GOD. BIG MISTAKE. I'M
GOING TO CLEAN THAT
JEREMIAH SMITH NUMBER ONE FULLY carried
our first two games. He caught the
game-winning two-point conversion in
episode one. He caught the ridiculous
game of the year catch in game two. And
he came down with more ridiculous,
completely unfair green catches than
anybody. And last but not least, the MVP
award. The most valuable player of LSU
season was none other than Bo Jackson.
And then check out Merchant. Oh my god.
The merchant. The merchant is off to the
races. I'd have a star under him. Good
blocks. What? Oh, HE GUESSED PASS. HE
GUESSED PASS. I THINK BO JACKSON WAS THE
common denominator in every single game.
Bo always had a big play. LSU's MVP is
Bo Jackson. Thank you for joining this
season's awards ceremony. You're very
handsome. LET'S BEGIN THE NATTY CHIP.
HOWDY DIDDY, GENTLEMEN. The national
championship. We've assembled a god
squad for this national championship. 85
overall with an 86 offense and 85
defense. Our top five is full of
ridiculously monster players. And one
thing to keep in mind for the national
championship is one of these players
will get prestiged and carry on to our
next season. So Tradez Green and Wit
Weekes are our team captains. But I can
prestige a team captain. I feel like
Tradez Green is obviously a really good
option. I mean this card is ridiculous.
Offensive line is always a good option.
Just lock up somebody on the O line so
it's not all silvers. Jeremiah Smith is
already prestige and I feel great about
that. I almost never prestige a
quarterback, but RG3, I feel like RG3 is
definitely getting another card.
Defensively, I mean, Junior Sea already
has an 87 middle linebacker. That could
be a really good option. Ken Houston
should get another card. Dylan Stewart
though, I mean, Dylan Stewart's going to
get another card, right? and having an
edge rusher prestiged could be pretty
amazing. MOST IMPORTANTLY THOUGH, WE
CAN'T WORRY about that right now. We've
got a national championship to play. If
we win the national championship, we
earn the national championship pack,
which is a pack that has some really
good players in it, and we'll be able to
open it at the start OF NEXT SEASON.
GENTLEMEN, the wheel spins today are the
final two of LSU season. We got to make
them count. Upgrades that would help. A
monster wide receiver is exactly what
this team needs. Jeremiah is my only
really good wide receiver. We've got a
tight end and we've got 84 Evan Stewart.
If a wide receiver was not an option
available to us, I wouldn't hate like an
88 overall, 87 overall middle linebacker
or potentially an 87 88 overall corner.
The wheel WILL DECIDE ONE PLAYER TO ADD
TO THIS TEAM before the national
championship set. Jack B.
>> That almost rolled over, too. Well, you
think we're going to get a good wide
receiver?
>> WE COULD GET ANY WIDE RECEIVER. WE COULD
GET ANY SINGLE PLAYER in the entire
game. Oh, I think I know who I'm
getting. There's an 88 overall WIDE
RECEIVER WHO JUST SO HAPPENS to be not
only a limited, but one of my favorite
players of all time. Megatron Calvin
Johnson Rush Limited. Georgia Tech 6'5
237 88 speed. He's bigger than Jeremiah.
He's faster than Jeremiah. There are
other really good players in this game
like there's an 89 overall limited
Michael Vic. There is an 89 Cam Coleman
Texas Ray Hubard 89 overall. As good as
those players are, I'm going Megatron. I
need a wide receiver. He's one of my
favorite players ever. Okay, so the good
news now is Evan Stewart can play wide
receiver three. And all Kayla Chzinski
has to do now is just be a tight end.
Now here's Megatron matched up with my
Jeremiah. Megatron's literally better
than everything. He's better at
everything and he's taller. I also got
to change my abilities. Right now my
50/50 is on Jeremiah Smith. I got to put
my 50/50 on Megatron. Might as well use
all of our ability points. This is the
national championship. I'm going to run
recuperation. You literally can't ask
for a better WHEEL SPIN. MEGA, YOU GOT
TO MAKE A BIG PLAY TODAY, BRO. The final
wheel spin OF LSU SEASON TO ADD ONE
PLAYER TO THIS ROSTER. WE ALREADY GOT A
JACKPOT.
That might be the most comical wheel
spin to I think there's only like
literally one player I can get. 250,000
coins to spend on either a fullback, a
kicker, or a punter. This forces me to
add positions I usually don't add. But
guess what? I've already got Mike
Allstar. So, we're not going fullback.
And I'm not going to buy a good punter
because I'm not going to punt. So, we're
going to get the best kicker in the
game. There's only one kicker better
than Brock Taylor in the whole game. EA
is not showing a lot of love to kickers
this year. Oh my gosh, you can get an
ability. Nico Grammatica is the only
kicker better than Brock Taylor. He is
better. more kick power and kick
accuracy and that is always important. I
mean he gets an ability so actually this
is really really good. What can we do?
There's really only two. There's coffin
corner which is punting and there's chip
shot. Slightly easier accuracy timing on
short field goals. I will actually take
that. Field goals are really hard in
college. They're so much easier in
Madden. Now the true final spin is the
challenge wheel. Challenge wheel is so
important in the national championship.
Remember, after this game, no matter
what happens, this entire team resets
outside of prestige players and we start
season two. But if I complete my
challenge, I get one of any pack in the
store. So, I could start next season
with one of any pack in the store, which
would be amazing when it's loaded with
silvers. So, the challenge wheel.
Obviously, I want to win the most. But,
if we could get a challenge that was
like realistically attainable. Oh, that
one's going to be crazy. Honest to God,
the hardest part of this challenge is a
TFL. TFLs are so hard because the only
way to get a TFL is your opponent has to
run the ball and you have to tackle them
before the line of scrimmage. A tackle
for loss. A sack does I like technically
I think a sack counts as a TFL, but I'm
not counting it as a TFL. SO A SACK I
feel like WE SHOULD GET ONE SACK in the
game. An interception maybe a TFL. I
don't know. It's a tough one. It all
comes down TO THIS. THE NATIONAL
CHAMPIONSHIP HOME FIELD. OH, THAT'S his
team. Prince Mark Fletcher. DJ Bailey at
quarterback. AND WE GOT A BRAND new top
three member, Megatron, LSU, Florida
State. Damn, home field advantage. Look
at that stadium. It's so beautiful.
Final game of LSU season. Being a home
game feels so good. All right, let's
play good kick return coverage. I got
scored on by a kick return last game,
even with my team being really, really
solid. So, I need Oh, we're so ready.
We're so not ready. Oh god. His
offensive line. Sanders, Lulu, Geodise,
King, and Clemens. Wow. He's got That's
what my O line used to look like. CJ
Bailey. Who's the running back? He's
going to kick this game off with a run,
and he's going to get a good seven yds.
Mark Fletcher. Mark Fletcher is the
running back. Ben, don't break. Let's
play our defense, boys. Ooh, direct
snap. Haven't seen that in a minute.
Really good tackle out of Dylan Stewart.
All right, looks like he's going to be
running the rock. That's his game plan,
and I respect it. Well, that should give
us a good chance for a TFL.
He's going to pass this one. Get a sack.
Get a sack. Get an interception. Leonard
Moore. The voices can
need to GO BACK INSIDE OF THAT. THAT'S
ONE INTERCEPTION. LANNARD MOORE IS ALL
WA WHAT THE THERE'S A BASKETBALL
hoop and a basketball. WHAT THE WAS
THAT? Megatron is number 21. That's so
weird to me. We got to throw it to
Megatron, you guys, don't we? Let's see
if that safety drops back. If we get SE
Oh my god, that might BE THAT IS SINGLE
COVERAGE. MEGATRON. WHY NOT?
I wanted it so bad. I couldn't green it
because I'm ass. I'm going to go speed
option. OUT TO THE LEFT. SPEED OPTION.
GET THE PITCH OFF. That's two straight
games where speed options done me
absolutely no good. We're looking at a
third and 13. This is looking like
pretty pitiful offense right now.
Jeremiah is press covered. What do the
safeties do? I got to give it to
Jeremiah. Oh, maybe. Maybe Jere.
DUDE, I HAD SINGLE COVERAGE WITH
JEREMIAH and single coverage with
Megatron. I'm just going to be honest.
I'm throwing those. I'm throwing those.
Now, we're looking at something a little
uglier, though. We know he's running man
coverage. So, how do we split that
apart? If he shades outside, we throw to
Megatron on the post. If he shades
inside, go to Trade Ez. And if he shades
to nothing, we just throw to ONE OF THEM
FOR THE 13. HUGE PLAY. Users on that
side. Oh no.
Literally bagged. He sends a stunt and
gets home. We're back on defense.
That was such greedy. Every play call
there was so greedy out of me. And now
he's going to go with a handoff. Let's
get a TFL. Oh no. Definitely not a
handoff.
Throws the check down and it's dropped
somehow. He would have probably got a
few positive yards, but we were
certainly over there. I'm going to go on
Lean in case he hands this off. Second
and 10. It is a pass.
Well defended. He gets the check down
in. He gets bounced out of bounds after
four. I mean, it's a good stop. Third
and six. I'm going Tampa 2 here. I want
to cover up the short routes. Well,
Joiner just wasn't in the right
position. I'm going to blitz, too. I
want that TFL. This could be Oh, it is a
run. It's a counter. And I'm not
able to get Fletcher. He I just think he
runs it up the middle. I'm going to run
commit this. This could be a TFL. I'm
run committing.
OH, IT'S A PASS. IT'S A PASS AND I'm
actually over there. Oh my god. I
actually had a chance to pick that off.
I had a chance. He threw that at me. Big
mistakes early. Time out on the PAT. You
going for two, son. Really awkward
burned timeout there for him to kick the
PAT. Okay, I need to be way smarter
about my offense. He's definitely
running man coverage. I could just take
slants and drags and digs. And I don't
need to go for the Hail Mary ball every
time. As bad as I want it with my new
Megatron. Jeremiah. Jeremiah. Jeremiah.
He dove early. He dove early. Matt Forte
can't catch me. Chris Pale can't catch
me. Jeremiah's in. The universe has come
back to me after last game. Damn. Damn.
It's been a while since I've done that,
too. 7 to seven. We get handed a
freebie. 101 yds to the house for
Jeremiah Smith. Now, how do we prevent
him from doing that exact same thing? We
lock in. We kick to the right spot. And
I make sure that Lean blows up a
blocker. Make sure we get one.
Beautiful. That's how you stop it. His
run game is lethal. Maybe Whitw weeks.
No. So, we got another pass here. He's
Does he? Does he? He goes deep. I'm
running a left pirate three. Man, we're
running a stunt here. We got a bunch of
weird things occurring. I need a sack,
too, but the interception is usually
pretty tough, so it's nice to get that
out of the way early.
The pirate worked. That was Fisher Kak
on the left pirate threeman. That was
Dude, you know why this Pirate
Threeman's so good is cuz I have Fischer
KAK, an edge rusher who's pretty damn
fast as my DTackle
on third and 10. He's passing number
nine. I got to stay with number nine.
Ooh, dot. That's just a dot. Oh, this is
Wildcat. This is Wildcat. This Wildcat
TFL. TFL. TFL. YES, SIR. That's a TFL.
He goes Wildat to the running back.
Loses two yards. We need a sack now. And
the challenge wheel's complete. Still in
Wildcat. He can pass out of this. No.
What the He got so many yards on
that. I don't know why that worked so
well. He's back in a standard play. I
think this is a run. I'm bringing
Houston down for the counter. No, it is
a pass. He'll check it down to Fletcher.
Just going to take a couple of hits.
Second six. Would love to fatigue
Fletcher. He's using Mark Fletcher a
lot. Some strong hits on him. Get his
wear and tear going. I do think this is
a handoff. I'm going to go on Lean.
No,
he's got 12. He's got that. Good hit.
Ooh, big wear and tear on that receiver.
Yeah, buddy. Minus three speed and route
running. I got to switch up my defense.
It's kind of lighting me up right now.
Hand off. Hand off. RPO. Good
blocks. Good hit. Second and inches.
He's dicing me up. I'm on Ken. Calls a
bunch of audles. Is passing. He's got
the scramble and he's going to take it.
Slide down. First and goal here. I'm
putting spies on this time. I'm not sure
what I want. Motions one down into the
back field.
There's a handoff. He throws. What are
you doing?
Miles Graham. He had the handoff. Miles
Graham's running out of gas. Fix.
I hate this game. Oh my god. I
have to post this video. I
didn't do that. I SWEAR TO YOU. I SPUN
THE OTHER WAY. I have to post this
video. This is the worst day of my life.
Snap it, Megatron. Snap it. Megatron.
Snap it. Megatron. Am I stupid or is
this a Megatron touchdown? See how fast
this user is.
him. WHAT? OH, criminal overthrow.
Criminal overthrow. Okay, he's running
really tight man coverage. He's going to
follow Megatron again, right?
Dude, what is this man coverage? I mean,
honestly, what the is this? Do you
just you just perfectly bag everything
always? This is so dumb. I hate man
coverage, bro. This be pissing me
off. Third and 11. Trade, you got to
save me, buddy. Okay, that's that's all.
Well, we got Chromatica now. 49 yd field
goal to take the lead. I can't move the
ball cuz this guy's got just
absolute clamps in man. I got I'm going
to have to re the ball.
Big kick. Pinned it. Nice work,
Grammatica. That's why you get the best
kicker in the game, dude. I can't move
the ball. How are we going to What's our
offensive game plan? I Now I'm extra
pissed that I did that with Miles
Graham.
I'm behind number nine. He could throw
it. Okay. Get seven yardds on that. He
started with ball. Second ball at half.
We can guess pass.
Same play. He's got a corner route.
Where are you going?
So he's just going five wide. I don't
have mid blitz, so I actually can't
blitz against this, which is kind of a
bummer. Good. He just greened a
four-yard catch on me. That's nasty.
RESPECT. HOLY SECOND AND FOUR.
He's not going to get this snap off. Oh
my god. He just greened a four-yard
catch. Okay, goes back to five wide. I
still need a sack. I have a TFL and I
have two interceptions, not just one. I
have two.
That's open. Overthrown. Happens to the
best of us. They're lower overalls, but
dude, you miss a lot more throws than
you should in this game, that's for
sure. See if we can play man. I mean,
can this team survive in man coverage?
That's the question.
Doesn't feel like it. It feels like
we're getting Friday, man.
Oh. Oh,
Dylan Stewart. Fourth and four. It's not
a sack. Holy Dylan Stewart, that
was an insane pass. What's he GOING TO
CALL? HUGE PLAY. BIGGEST PLAY OF THE
GAME. FOURTH AND FOUR.
Get there. Greens it. Respect. I I mean
respect. It's absolutely insane catch.
Nice play. I'd expect a run after
converting such a crucial play. I'd
expect a run. There it is, dude. Why are
we so slow? Second and one, a minute 20.
He may just run it again. I'd expect few
different audles. Could definitely be a
run. It's not.
He's going to take the check down to
Fletcher who's going to get him. First
and 10. Kind of like this. Is this the
counter? No, he's got the check down TO
THE RUNNING BACK.
doesn't green THAT ONE.
>> THANK GOODNESS HE DOESN'T GREEN THAT
ONE.
>> I DO like this play call, though. I like
this ghost camp, too.
No way. He found that. I'm on it. Hand
off. RodMore. No. No. Yes. See a goal
line stand. It's too big here. Hulk. HE
KNOWS HULK. HE KNOWS HULK. Hulk is so
good. Telling you, this is a
glitch.
Rob Moore and I missed and I missed and
I missed and I missed. I had a chance.
Okay. Okay. 14 to 10. I CAN BALL a half
and I have 46 seconds and two timeouts
to score. So far though, I don't think I
even have positive yards on offense.
He's literally just going man and
everybody is bagged. Usually I beat man
with like with bunch. This uh playbook
doesn't have it. First and 10.
Easy.
All right. Well, we finally got some
positive yards. 30 seconds. 28 27. Can
you snap the ball?
>> Oh my god. I can't even can't even throw
it. Holy Took him 16 seconds to
snap that ball and I wasn't even able to
throw it.
>> Torch. Nobody's on this.
Oh my god. Look at the blocks. Evan
Stewart. Get the off of me. Evan
Stewart. THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN.
MEGATRON'S BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION IS A
DOWNFIELD BLOCK. THE MAN COVERAGE
FINALLY rubbed off. Oh my god, that man
coverage is so oppressive. Holy
Megatron can't separate. Jeremiah Smith
can't separate. Somehow Evan Stewart was
unguarded and he just took a drag to the
crib and we'll get the ball after half.
We have to score. I HAVE TO SCORE EVERY
TIME I IF I SCORE EVERY TIME I TOUCH THE
BALL, I WIN. But my opponent's playing
so much better than me. He just is. He's
playing so much better than me. His
offensive game plan is so much better.
He's got 5 seconds and three timeouts.
So, we just go prevent. We just play
this smart. He may honestly Oh, he's in
Wildcat. He's running it. That is insane
that Dylan Stewart just blew that. Okay.
Anybody in a purple is getting blitzed
here.
And then I have five deep. Oh, I respect
the effort. I HAVE THREE TFLS. I HAVE
TWO INTERCEPTIONS. No sacks. I have not
sacked the quarterback yet. So, we need
to um we need to score. I need to really
sit down and think about what offensive
scheme is working and why. I may need to
go to the run, too. It's going to be
Darius Taylor on this kick return.
And we're going to get just out to the
20. Let's see who goes on bow. We'll see
if we can find a way to make this work.
Does that work? No.
This is insane.
It's It's just crazy. My best players
can't get open on anything. Go Megatron
inside. I mean, my Stewart underneath
worked. The block bow and just try and
get some time. Third and nine. Huge
play.
Trade as I need you to catch a big one.
He does. Downfield blocks. No.
SHE'S GOING TO BE A GAUNTLET. BIG PLAY
AFTER BIG PLAY. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO
DO IT. OKAY, NOW I KNOW WHAT WE DO. GO
UNDERNEATH THE Tradez after hitting him
with the corner out.
It's really not open. I actually like I
really just don't understand. How are
they They're like magnets on me, dude.
Megatron can't get open.
Okay, it's an option. I I did the curl.
I did the curl cuz I assume he's shading
over the top to stop it. But maybe he's
not. I'm going to go quick snap and I'm
going to go Megatron.
No, I can't cuz he's not open. RG3's got
so much room, though. That's huge. Huge.
Huge. Huge. Get out of bounds. Okay. I
mean, this is working. This is the first
of anything that has even really
remotely worked. I'm going to go with a
handoff.
Oh, good. Oh, good. GLITCHED JERSEY BOW
gives me first and goal. Kind of like
this Evans Stewart route. Where's the
user?
Gets some positive yards. RG3 takes a
big hit for it. Second and goal. You
think, could I really bring out speed
option? Speed option's been getting
bagged. Speed option has just not been a
good play call for me recently. Huge
play.
Big pitch. Boom. Get through that. Bang.
YES.
NO, YOU'RE NOT. NO, YOU'RE NOT. THE NET
CHIP. NO, YOU'RE NOT. YES.
LE, BRO, nobody will play out a damn
game. THAT WAS MY TOUGHEST OPPONENT.
YEAH, that defense was so damn
oppressive. It took me every ounce of
brain power to beat it. He was too
tilted by the speed option. Dude, don't
you think that would have been a great
game still? My opponent was better than
me. Also, I don't think I got a sack,
right? I mean, if you count me tackling
his Wildcat running back as a sack, but
then if you count that, then I don't
have a TFL cuz I would have three sacks
and no TFLs. I don't know. I don't know.
But that's so lame. Wow. We're right
back to the drawing board, boys. College
overtime to determine my challenge wheel
in the national championship. His top
three. Decoran Moore, Tayan Holloway,
River Helms. Ah, Megatron. I only get
one game with Megatron. Unless I
prestige him. I could prestige him, but
I'm not going to prestige a wide
receiver. That's crazy. Double pass is
only good against zone. So, I got to
hope that my opponent started this game
out in zone.
He did. He totally did. Why is that such
a dot, by the way? I didn't even read
it. Why does that Why does Bo throw a
better ball than RG3? I'm gonna miss
this team.
And I really wish my opponent played
that game out. I think he would have I
think he would have seen,
dude. Golly, this team's too good. Just
one more, you guys. Just one more. Just
one more. Just one more. Why not? You
know. Okay, so Megatron did have a god
tier downfield block, but I haven't
gained a catch with Megatron yet.
That felt like a pretty good one. Fake
jet toss pass.
All right. Well, me dude. Megatron at
number 21 is so weird to me. Um,
Megatron has his touchdown. Do I go for
two?
>> The goat. Evan Stewart doesn't hang on
to it, but he's the goat. But he's the
goats. Now we got to keep Trinidad
Chambers out of the end zone. Does he
hand it off? No, he won't pass.
That was a bold throw. I'm giving him
the left pirate threeman.
Motions one over.
This guy's the screen demon. That ain't
no first boy.
I'm on it. I'M ON IT. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Where is everybody? Was that my zone?
Well, my last game is LS. You can't be a
boss, you guys. Right. They don't want
the smoke.
Green bean. Green bean. Green bean. Oh,
the double post tech. What do you know
about the triple post? Triple post tech.
Triple post tech. Triple post tech.
Streets don't want you to know about
that. Hey,
it made it work. What's the yuckiest
play we could run here? Just going to
run stick. Just a classic.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh,
it all dissolved. I'm running motion
double pass on the goal line. I think
he's in man coverage. I'm fairly certain
this is going to literally not work at
all.
Oh. Oh. Oh. BO PUT A LITTLE LOFT ON IT.
DAMN IT. BO, you just you Bo, I know
you're not a quarterback, Bo. I know
you're not a quarterback, but you just
got a little little something under it.
You had it. GG's. GG's. I'm ass. I get
it. I'm ass. Okay, last one. I swear.
And then I'm hopping off though. This is
the last. We have to win. Lenor Sellers
hopefully sells this game. That'd be
very nice. Hand it off. Hand it off to
Owen Allen. You know you want to. You
know you want to run inside zone.
No. He'll wait till the final second to
Oh, I'm over there, but I'm I'm Dylan
Stewart. What do you think? You think
this is an RPO? This is a new
interesting. No, it's not our deal.
HEY, GO AHEAD KMAC. GO AHEAD. Get him.
Fisher Kmac.
>> Second and 20. Obviously a big here. I'm
going to blitz Dylan. Corner out. You
know you want to throw a quarter. You
know YOU WANT TO THROW A CORNER OUT. THE
VOICE IS IN MY HEAD.
The voices in my HEAD HAVE BETRAYED ME.
CALVIN JOHNSON 87 yd pick six. Are we so
for real?
>> You know what we do now, boys? Now we
clutch.
Go RG. I'm going to hurdle his user. I'M
GOING TO HURDLE HIM.
IS HE BLITZING?
HURDLE. HURDLE. Somebody Somebody
come get this control out of my hand
right now.
Keep it simple. HEY, THAT'S MY BOY
MEGATRON. He's already got an 87 yard
pick six today. Uh-oh. Did I shank this?
No, I didn't. Chromatic. Okay, so now we
get the ball back and we're forced to go
for two. I think the play we just ran to
Megatron would be a really good go for
two play.
He is. He's manned up, but he's Oh, come
on. RG3. Would you remove your head from
your ass? That's such a easy butter
ball. Zone coverage, you say? Just
kidding. That is not oone.
He he I'M HURDLING,
DUDE. I'm attempting to kill Robert
Griffin the third, but he's not. Dude,
he doesn't even get wear and tear from
that, bro. Okay. I mean, I ain't mad
about all out blitz. You've made a grave
error, my friend. There's a lot of ways
I could do this. Take the controller out
of my hand. No.
I kind of like the challenge. Accept it.
Accept it. I like the challenge. Okay,
now we just got to go 22 yards in one
play. I've got him right where I want
him. Now I can get a Megatron green
catch. Megatron, YOU GOT TO WIN US THE
GAME, BROTHER
THE GOAL.
Oh my god, Jeremiah. JEREMIAH, WHAT THE
ARE YOU DOING WITH A ONE-HANDED
CATCH? THE GAME IS ON THE LINE.
WHO THE does Jeremiah Smith THINK
HE IS? OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR. LSU
SEASON, GENTLEMEN. Say your goodbyes to
this beautiful team. The start of season
two will be on the Mig's channel cuz
I've got Wheel of Mud on this channel.
But don't worry, I'm going to stay
playing college football ultimate team
cuz this season was awesome. And I've
got a prestige somebody. Megatron,
Tradez, Dylan Stewart. All right, I love
you boys. Thanks for watching as always.
I can't wait to see you in season two.
Peace.
Hey, hey, hey.