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The video chronicles the chaotic and high-stakes journey of a fantasy football team, the Colorado Buffaloes, as they compete for the National Championship in "Wheel of College." After a season marked by resilience, including a comeback from an early deficit to win every subsequent game, the team faces their ultimate test against the Missouri Tigers. The host enters this final match with a roster featuring legendary players like Clay Matthews and Javon Kur, aiming to secure a spot on the prestigious carryover list for the upcoming "Wheel of Mud" season. Despite having a strong offensive line and elite defensive talent, the game is plagued by the unpredictable nature of the simulation, where even top-tier players struggle with dropped passes and questionable decision-making under pressure. The gameplay is defined by intense back-and-forth action, featuring dramatic plays such as a controversial fake kicker flip pass for a touchdown early in the contest and a series of interceptions that shift momentum between the teams. The host's commentary highlights the absurdity of the game mechanics, noting instances where players make impossible throws with their feet set or fail to catch easy passes, leading to heated exchanges with his teammates and the virtual crowd. Key moments include a defensive stand by AJ Holmes, who delivers crucial tackles and an interception, and a frantic offensive drive led by Terrell Anderson, whose ability to gain yards despite constant pressure becomes a focal point of the team's strategy in the final minutes. As the clock winds down, the tension escalates into a desperate "Natty Chip" scenario where the host attempts to score a 40-point bomb to clinch the championship. The drive is filled with risky plays, including multiple fourth-down conversions and a series of throws that narrowly miss their targets or are intercepted by the opposing defense. Although the team manages to extend their lead through a combination of defensive stops and clutch offensive drives, the game ultimately hinges on a final play where the host's quarterback struggles to deliver the decisive touchdown pass needed to secure victory amidst the noise of his own internal monologue and external distractions. In the end, the Colorado Buffaloes emerge as National Champions, celebrating a season that lived up to its reputation for being ridiculous yet entertaining. The host reflects on the performance of his roster, acknowledging both the brilliance of players like DJ Lagway and the frustrating inconsistencies of others, while confirming that the team successfully met their fantasy point requirements to carry over a legendary player. The victory sets the stage for the next chapter in the series, "Wheel of Mud," leaving fans with a sense of closure on this wild season and anticipation for future episodes where the stakes remain as high as ever.
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the wheel of college. [screaming] >> Now listen, I saw what corrupt football could do for a team like Michigan. So I called up the big Yahoo and I said, "Why can't you do that for me? Do that for me in Wheel of College Playoffs round two." And he said, "Fuck you, man." >> Our round two playoff game was so ridiculous. I got off to a really hot start when my opponent had a phantom fumble. But despite that, even being down BY 15, HE MARCHED BACK INTO the end zone, threw a dot to a wideopen receiver who was out of bounds. And to ADD INSULT TO INJURY, we would cap off the following drive with a fake kicker flip pass to Ethan Davis for a touchdown. My opponent realized that the Big 10 was officiating and intelligently left the game. Welcome back, gentlemen. It all comes down TO THIS, THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. Despite starting this Colorado season one and two, one loss away from elimination, we've gone on to win every single game since. It's been one hell of a season. And do or die today, the very next wheel of you'll see on this channel is the wheel of mut. SO, I'D FEEL A HELL OF A lot better if I won today. Now, keep in mind, if I drop a 40 bomb today, I will apply that to Wheel of M. So, let's try and make the natty an amazing one. Here's our top five. Ethan Davis, Shawn Taylor, DeAndre Moore, Clay Matthews, and Javon Kur. There really is so little we could do to improve this roster. We could get a 90 overall halfback. We could get a 90 overall left guard or right tackle, but I think the difference in play is going to be negligible. This team is really, really good. So, my goal today is just add on to what we're great at, and I don't want to drastically change up the scheme. I think Lagway has been incredible for us. I think even though our running backs are kind of slow at this point in the year, they've been great. Maybe I'll go for a fullback today. Now, at the end of last episode, I got a special teams jackpot, but the kicker was not available. There's an 87 overall kicker, and I you not, he is literally still not available. The auction house is so dead this year. So, we may need to wait all the way to the natty for our kicker. Regardless of that, we've still got two juiced wheel spins to add to this team. So, let's make them count. Honestly, any 90ish overall player and ACC top 12's got a really good chance of doing that. This is going to be the 12 highest overall players from the ACC on the auction house right now. Clemson, Duke, Florida State, Georgia Tech. There's a lot of good schools in here. Miami. There's definitely going to be some monster options. And then we just sort this by overall. Choose one player out of Ed Reed. Gerrod Hollowman. Damn, there's monster safeties. This is like the one position I don't need. Free safety is literally the one position I don't need. Really good quarterback. Tony G. Oh my god, look at the tight ends. Tony G. Dorian Thomas. Okay, there's an 89 right tackle. Dude, like I want Tony G, but my I have a 90 and an 89 tight end. I really can't take Hollerman or or Ed Reed. Matt Rose is nasty. Megatron. Oh my god. And there's an there's a halfback. Oh my god. I have no idea what to go with. It's right in front of me. There's my fast running back. I've been asking for Bruce Smith would be genuinely insane. Megatron. I love Megatron, but my wide receivers are good. Honest to God, I kind of want to go O line. I kind of want to go PJ Williams. My right tackle's an 87. This is the smart and sensible thing to do. I'm taking PJ Williams. This is That was a really tough decision, but I'm very happy with what we went. DJ Lagway is right-handed also, so I roll to the right much more often. Oh, line's nasty. Now, before we do our second wheel spin, there's one big thing we need to discuss, and that's a prestige player. Every time I make a national championship, we get to prestige one additional player that carries over to the next roster. Our current prestigious are Jeremiah Smith, Bo Jackson, Dylan Stewart, and Leonard Moore. I'm hoping one of these guys can get a new card, but regardless, I can add one more on top of that. I plan to continue Wheel of College on the Meig's channel, although I'll only post it once a week. But good prestige options. I mean, we have so many with the amount of legends on this team. Javon Kur, Clay Matthews, Shawn Taylor, Rod Woodson. All four of those guys, I feel like they'll get another card. I mean, Leian Tomlinson might get another one, but that's two running backs. We really could go tight end. Ethan Davis, Chase Kaufman, both really good. And locking up the O line is always great. I know Charles Jagusa is like really good in real life, so maybe he gets another card. I don't know how good PJ Williams is, but he's a monster. It's going to be a very tough decision. But we got to stay focused on the task at hand. >> These things got X-ray in them, so I can see big booby honkers, but I can't really see MY SCREEN. >> THE FINAL OH MY GOD, IT'S THE FINAL WHEEL SPIN OF COLORADO SEASON. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? LET'S MAKE IT A GOOD ONE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. OKAY, THIS WAS INSANE THE FIRST TIME, HORRIBLE THE SECOND TIME. Let's see if third time's the charm. We get 500k to spend. We get two spins out of every team. We can pick one of them. I give myself two spins on this cuz there's so many bad programs. But maybe we can get lucky. We got Oklahoma one time. Our very first spin. That's the wrong Miami. I mean, there's always a chance they have a monster player. Although I think Ben Rothllessberger played for Miami of Ohio, so maybe there's a legend. My favorite story from Miami of Ohio was when I was a freshman in high school. There's this senior and he would tell everybody that he's getting recruited by Miami and he would not specify that it was Miami of Ohio. We all thought BUDDY WAS GOING TO FLORIDA. IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE A girlfriend that goes to another school, you can just say whatever cuz she goes to another school. I actually lost my virginity to a girl that goes to a different school, but you wouldn't know her cuz She goes to a different school. Okay. Miami of Ohio's best player is a 77 overall. That is a criminal whiff. >> WE CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS. It's the natty. It's the final spin. Give me an Alabama. GIVE ME A GEORGIA. GIVE ME A REAL MIAMI. Texas Tech. I told you. Wait a minute. On the right side of Texas Tech is I'm trying to see. The right side of Texas Tech is East Carolina and the left side is Syracuse. Damn. I mean, Syracuse might have been okay, but they've got two absolute monsters. First up is 90 overall Michael Crabtree. And I'm kind of always at odds with myself cuz I just don't use my wide receivers. So, while Michael Crabtree is incredible, 61, 215, 90 speed. I don't even need this. I'm honestly leaning towards this unit DTackle, bro. He has 90 strength, 91 power moves, 85 speed. This is the best DTackle in the game. He's ridiculous. I might even bench Landino and let Javon Kur play DTackle, too. And I'm going to have the one of the best D lines you can have. I think this is the move. Limited AJ Holmes. Texas Tech 90 overall DTackle. >> That might be a prestige, too. The scariest but most important challenge wheel right here because we could start next season with a pack if we can complete it. That's one of my favorite challenges. 35 plus fantasy points. PPR scoring. One player needs a monster fantasy game. Also, I realize I totally lied about that 40 bomb. The 40 bomb would go to Wheel of Cut, not Wheel of Mut. I'm a Chud. >> The biggest game of the year. Tatum, Ethan, Sean, Marcel Reed, Ricky Gibson, Daniel Windgate taking on the Missouri Tigers in Allegant Stadium. Why are we in Allegiant Stadium? This really feels like a national championship now. I don't know how you ended up with this stadium cuz you UNLV does not play at Allegant, do they? There's no way they play at Allegiant, right? That'd be insane. I certainly didn't have Allegian as an option when I played with UNLV. Well, we'll be starting out on defense for our national championship. That Missizzou M looks too much like the Michigan M. Just pissing me off. Come on, throw it. Throw it, Marcel. DAMN, HE'S FAST. HE GOES FOR THE SPIN and it sort of worked. Second and inches. That's risky starting out. I'm blitzing. Oh, this is RPO. I knew it. I KNEW IT. AND I still CAN'T STOP IT. OH, WE WERE SO CLOSE to that. Oh, we were so close. That's okay. It's okay. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. I'm going on Clay. Big Matthews. Go Dylan. Okay. Okay, guys. Oh, >> what? [screaming] You're not in bones. How you looked down at your feet. How are you not? You're a dumbass. Oh my god. Oh my god. What are we doing out here? Will James, you're fired, buddy. Caleb Bacon, HERE WE GO. BIG TACKLE. Needed it. Take out his knees. No more ACL's for you, buddy. I'm guessing pass. I need that monster Dline to get home. Good, good Gets it off in the middle. Good play. Staying in cover, too. He might hand this off now that he's got some breathing room. No, just going play action. Clay, good user. He's going to take off. Keys scrambling like a madman. I got a kid to contain in. Let's try cover three and I'm containing these edges. So, we got Stewart, Curse, Holmes, Landino, and Tatum. Second and six. Although the right side is still open for a scramble. Good. Good. AJ Holmes. AJ HOLMES GOES RIGHT UP THE GUT and I'm getting risky. I'm blitzing. Come on, Clay. UP THE GUT. CLAY. GOOD DEFENSE. Great defense. He gets fourth and 17 now. AJ Holmes gave us a huge one. I might blitz again. All right, we're going with a hot blitz. It's going to get scary in here. HOT BLITZ. MARCEL AIRS IT OUT. SHANT T got IT TOSSES one entourage I thought he was going to go Sha Taylor. I have no idea why I didn't get a meter for that. That was like 30 yds deep. >> That was a good ball. Is a better play by Sha T. Now let's HAVE SOME FUN. FIRST AND 10 in the natty chip. And I see something that he does in Ethan. Ethan sticky Ethan Davis. That was juicy. Oh, he's getting up close and personal. I think that's a mistake, my friend. Look at Terrell Anderson. LOOK. OH HE GOT JAMMED TO OBLIVION. HE CAUGHT THAT ANYWAY. Oh my god. Terrell Anderson. Oh my god. Go look at this jam. Look at the press by this DB. He completely stuffed me. I thought I had a good release until I got pushed out of bounds damn near and he still came down. Oh my god. Hey, I need 35 fantasy points. Why don't we get him a little PPR right here? Okay, he keeps getting I would riot in the streets if that happened to me. I would genuinely riot in the streets of Electronic Arts headquarters. That BB is him up and he's still catching every ball. I got to adjust my glasses. I can't see All right, I'm locked in. You are not running speed option on the go. Don't ever run speed option on the go. How about that, buddy? AJ Holmes is faster than Marcel Reed. AJ H. Dude, that's a touchdown. If AJ Holmes doesn't exist. Oh my goodness. Crazy has the right detackle call. We need the right call with that man. All right. Now he's just hitting me with a run onslaught, but he's not going to get there. Second and eight play action. That is the worst play I've ever seen. What on earth did you just run? >> All right, Caleb Bacon, we're in a cover four. Nothing deep. Third and 15. Well, it wasn't deep. Then check out gets him 14. He's a true MMG enjoyer. What's the play call? Fourth and one. Does he go inside zone? Let's blow it up. Go inside zone. He doesn't. It's a pass. HE LOOKS RUNNING BACK. HE OVERTHROWS. GENUINELY, DUDE, I dare you to press again. You think Charlie Anderson gets jammed at the line again and then just still goes buu bonkers on him. Streets say why not off the back foot. I'm horny. Why are you jumping? Holy I'm about to smack you on your ass. You're about to get a spanking. Come on the sideline, Ethan Davis. I'm taking you to the blue t. Why the do players in this game jump? Losing momentum. Oh, the ball's coming. Oh. Oh, perfect. Perfect in the muddy shot. >> Game is built by Dude, if I said this game was built by monkeys, it'd be an insult to every homo sapien out there. It'd be an insult to every single primate. Every primate would ride in the streets. Don't associate with Holy Oh my god. Yo, I tell you what though, Ethan Davis and Terrell Anderson are going to have some serious fantasy games. Flagway. DJ Lagway, you dirty dog. Let's make it 16. Let me get Let me get Terrell Anderson. He's scared of the inbreaking route. You know what that means? We throw an out route. [laughter] Why does CG jumps there, too? Why the are they do they want to jump so bad? That's a banger play. That only worked because he shaded inside. He shaded his corner for the slant. And if you run the opposite breaking route, you usually get a really good release. And that's exactly what happened there. Go back there, Nolan. Oh my. Took the check. Good tackles. First and 10. I'm blitzing off the edge. Come here, Johnson. You got to redeem yourself, buddy. After that whiff. Ooh, clean shot. I just got a roughing the passer. I just got Oh my god, it's shift. Damn. Did I really just get a roughing the passer? I kind of didn't know you could get that. I mean, I did know you can get that. It's just so rare. Guess I'm getting a little antsy in my pancies. >> Yeah, I just said that. What are you gonna do about it, little I JUST GOT ANOTHER RUBBING THE PASSER. HOLY I'M walking this guy into the end zone. Did he just decline the penalty? What do you think you're better than me? Did you just decline the penalty? Do you think you're more ethical than me? I'm going to keep roughing your pass. Come here. I'll decline the penalty to be a good guy. you, dude. >> [laughter and gasps] >> THE VOICES IN MY HEAD are screaming. [gasps] The voices The voices in my head. No. [screaming] I was so close to salvation. I might have been able to keep it with whoever that was that Clay Matthews. I could have kept that in house. He was moving so slow. I thought it was a deline. Oh, I'm sick. Oh my god, the voices in my head will never stop. I'm not sleeping tonight. There it is. Come on, buddy. I was born on a day. It wasn't yesterday. Thought you could get me with that weak ass counter. This cow rattle football. boy. Don't run my play on me. I invented that I came out the womb running speed option. You little cuck. Yeah, you better pass, honey boy. You better pass, boy. You better pass before I show you something, boy. and throw it. You dumbass. Yeah, buddy. Take him to You're out of field goal range. Oh my god. I'm playing Ann Frank. And you don't have to play on the addict's Wi-Fi anymore, honey. We got Ethernet. How the did you just drop that? Oh, that was a pick six. And you bet your sweet little ass cheeks I was going to pitch it backwards. You bet you the voices in my head were screeching. Golly. Orbit bubble Mosley. Streets don't want you to know about that. Yoink. Let's go get a 40 bomb. Let's go get a 40 bomb. Let's go get Terrell Anderson the challenge. And I tell you what, once our team got good, we got unstoppable. Holy Ethan Davis was open. Is this like actually a game and I'm just playing like a lunatic and it's working or is this guy ass? The classic dilemma. Oh yeah, I want to throw the ball to Terrell Anderson so badly. I think I'm just going to do it. No, that's not I'll go even Davis. Maybe he's guessing pass though. Maybe that's why I'm feeling the heat. Let's go inside zone here. We're going to test if he's guessing pass. Face mask. He's playing aggressive and guessing pass. Yeah, that's why he looks so good right there. Good decision on the run. Oh, buddy. You're fine. >> First and 10. Here it is. Patience. >> Holy pass rush. You see how open S Anderson was. >> Pissing me off. There we go. Mosley. Bad catch. I need I didn't get control of him for too late. 30 seconds. Timeouts are for little boys who pee their pants. You know, I did used to wet the bed way later than you're supposed to. Fun MMG lore fact. I'm throwing the ball to Terrell and I'm green beaning your ass. [screaming] In my head that was going to go way cooler. First and 10. Let's just get a safety. That's what a real man would do. A real man would get a safety right here. Oh yeah. Oh, catch the ball. Oh my god. The ball's in front of you for a touchdown. Big sense. And you're just jerking yourself off, hanging on your ball, sucking it. Oh my god. Second and 10 is all and it is work. It's just part of the ball game. Run the ball, Mazou. I don't need a safety. That shit's a mess. Don't you dare. Uh-oh, Marcel. Yo, this could be a hell of a punt right here. Can you block a punt in this game? Is it genuinely possible to block a punt? I'm going straight rush and I'm pulling more off and I'm going to try and block this. I've never attempted to block. Oh wow, it forces you to pause. Jeremiah, I may have just issued you a death sentence. Oh my god. Excuse me. [laughter] What? Ah, so the voices in in your head speak to you, too, while mine are louder. Oh my god, that almost worked. All right, let's bring out the go- go. Let's get serious, you guys. No more goofing around. Okay, I'm I'm sick of all the hooting and hollering. You're going to press. Tight, tight, tight, TIGHT. OH I HAD TERRELL for the first time. I had Terrell Anderson and I didn't see him. He was He It was a touchdown. Terrell has gotten absolutely bagged on the press every time other than right there. [laughter] >> YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. DON'T YELL WHEN IT DOES. [screaming] >> Like what? Oh my god. You think I learned my lesson? This game is poo poo pee pe. Just throw another pick to me, you fraud. Do it. Do it. Have the nuts. He did it. I didn't think he'd actually do it. Okay, I'm getting on right now. I need to lock in some right here. Undoubtedly some Counter speed option. >> Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Wow, he has. >> No more Mr. Nice Guy, dude. It's no more Mr. Nice Guy. Is this an RPO? That's another pass. You know, I fear this ain't going to make it. Hey, hey, hey. That's my play. Let me show you how it's done, little buddy. I HEAR YOUR VOICES. I HEAR YOU. I'M GOING to do it. STOP YELLING AT ME. OH my god. Did you guys There's four IQ points amongst the entire Colorado Buffalo's football roster. There's four. >> OH, IS THAT A LIVE BALL ON THE GROUND? >> Am I the only smart one here? Am I the only genius in this building? Cuz that's how it feels. Wow. Good user play. I didn't think he had that in it. I really didn't think he had that in him. I just I didn't respect him at all. I did not think he had that in him. Well, it's not fun if it's not a game, right? >> Sure. Hey, that's why we go for two, baby. We still got a lead. Come on, bro. You know I'm pitching this back. I might even house call this one on you. That's big mistake, Mizu. Shall we throw a laser beam, gentlemen? No, we shall check down. Oh, frozen. Oh, the fourman spin. OH MY GOODNESS. LT GOT HIS SWAGGER BACK. IS Charlie Anderson double teamed right now? What is this defense? Oh, Jeremiah had him. Have you lost your marbles? Have you genuinely lost your marbles? Damn it. We made a mistake. Quick lock in. Quick lock in. Let's get the ball back. Let's pitch it backwards. Let's get a touchdown off the pick. [cheering] Was really hoping for the interception there, but I will take that. That was a good play. Speed option. [cheering] RPO. I don't really know what I'm looking at. WELL, IT'S AN RPO. FOURTH AND 12. DEFENSE. COME ON, DEFENSE. >> UNDO MOSS. POOR FAVORE DEFENSE. OH, here we go. You're getting the Clay Matthews treatment, buddy. Clay Matthews up the gut. Marcel. Marcel. Marcel. [laughter] Checks into no man's land. All right, I need to run coaches suggested plays. We're going to start out with coach's play call, gun splitbacks. And I like this play call, coach. You know why? I'm going to throw the ball to Terrell Anderson and ignore. Oh my god, you're so ass, DJ. >> Dude, we're just dropping everything now. This is interesting. Motion lead swing. [cheering] It's kind of a miracle that got positive yards. Looking at a fourth and seven here. [cheering] DJ, [laughter] I saved I showboed out of bounds. DJ Lagway just saved the day. Streets think I can't get a 40 bomb with this much time left cuz the streets are a bunch of Ethan Davies, >> are you sucking me dry? Are you draining my balls? I JUST GRADED THE PISS OUT OF THAT. >> I'M GOING READ OPTION. I'm keeping it. I don't give a what he does. Oh, lag wag. We're up by nine. We can extend the lead. We can still 40 bomb. Don't doubt. Don't hate. Believe. Believe in something for once in your god forsaken life. You little cuck. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Davies. Holy DJ Lagway. You just fly in from Helen Keller Town. You just crawl out of the attic. Where the are you throwing the ball? Marcel Reed's wearing a thong. I swear to God, I can see it. It's with the X-ray vision. Yo, why is that a dot, though? All right, bro. If you keep breaking these not freaking cool, man. Do it again. Yeah, throw this. You know you want to. Come on. I'm going Mike Blitz. Hey, good defense, my slime. We can run, man. That was a dot. That was literally a criminal dot. You better not BE GOING FOR TWO SPEED OPTION. I promise you that'd be the wrong call. Excuse me. Can we lock in? It's cuz I can't see anything. Mad or a twin? Jeremiah Smith. I knew I'd never bench you. YOU [screaming] LIKE THAT? A NEVER BENCH MY GOAT. I TELL YOU WHAT, THAT 40 bomb is alive. I tell you right now, that 40 bomb is alive. Going for two. Why? Cuz my wiener's bigger than yours. Significantly longer. When I go to bed, I wrap my wiener around a fireman's house. I'm running inside zone. Oh, just kidding. He knows who's on LT. I'm him. He's going to hand the ball off. Oh, what are you chewing clock? I've got a 40 to get. I got a 40 bomb to get, buddy. You're not chewing clock. Marcel Reed, you're chopped chicken here, buddy. I just Marcel Reed, I want you to know that I'm going to ass blast you. Oh, that's the ball. [screaming] Oh my god, that's the ball. What the Ethan Davis, what a release. What is going on? AJ Holmes got the INT. The whole game is falling apart. Oh, here we go. We go. Texas drag. Oh, what the was that throw? What the What? JUST THROW IT TO THE button. It can wide open, you dumbass. Oh my god. Are we for real? For real? What the are you throwing, DJ Lagway? He just threw two straight reds with his feet set in the pocket. What the dude? Are you kidding me? This game is so unbelievably ass. I'm running the blitz. I'm not scared. COME ON, MARCEL. OH, SURE. OH, SURE. YOU CAN THROW A DOT LIKE THAT AND HE'LL CATCH IT CONTESTED. DJ LAGWAY COULDN'T THROW WITH HIS FEET SET. Can't see through my glasses. That's the issue. I think he'll run the ball here. No. Better do something. Marcel, I don't even know how he gets this off. You know, I might run the blitz again. I think he's going to run a screen. Yep, there's the check down. I knew it was coming. It forced his fourth, but he still got it off for some good yards. He Oh my god, I was on Rod Woodson. He ran it and got stuff. Holy I thought that was a pass for sure, bro. I'm on Rod Woodson. I was on Rod Woodson. Tatum 22 comes from the other side. LET'S SEE IF DJ LAGWAY CAN REMOVE HIS HEAD FROM HIS ASS. I'M RUNNING THE BALL. This idiot can't do anything. Give the ball to LT. He guessed pass and got that which is crazy. I still got to get a 40. Oh my god. Um um um um. That was great as Find me the monkey who built this game. I will find you the first ever Neanderthal. Third of the seven. And he drops that. THIS IS THE NATTY CHIP. A real goat like me goes for this every single time and gets it EVERY SINGLE TIME. I'M GETTING A 40 piece. Tri Anderson, do the thing. Tri Anderson, do the thing. Do the thing where you go get a bunch of yards. Trell. Ooh. [cheering] Sh. Oh my god. Oh my god. Can one person maintain their momentum? [laughter] Do it, Jeremiah. [gasps] Do the thing, Jeremiah. Do the thing. Third and eight. It's okay. >> Everything's okay. Everybody needs to settle down. Everybody needs to settle down. Everyone, you, Ring Game. Yeah, look at that bum ass user. I'm goodter. I'm just goodter. I was born to be goodter. [laughter] They don't teach him that. They don't teach him that anymore. Come on, Jeremiah. Jeremiah, they're the thing [screaming] Jeremiah. Terrell Anderson. Holy underthrow. DJ Lagway, COULD YOU SUCK MORE DICK? OH MY GOD, HE'S GOT HIM BEAT. WHERE ARE YOU THROWING THE FOOTBALL? I'm going to I'm going to sniff Marcel Reese's ass. I am so serious. I'm going to smell it. Are you ready? Oh, well, he's blocking the ball. Ball where? god. Come here, MARCEL. COME HERE, MARCEL. FOURTH AND ONE. I GOT 40 BOMB TO GET, BUDDY. We clear. No, you're not. No, you didn't. Holy good tackle. Wowers in my trousers. Did we need that one? Oh, good golly gracious. I should not be in man. But that's just what a real slime would do. That's just what a real slime WOULD DO. COME ON. TIME TO THROW IT. Just give no time to throw it. OH YEAH, BUDDY. YOU AIN'T THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, BUD. THIS IS YOUR LAST PLAY. YOU ARE NOT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. This is all you got. ALL YOUR SCHMECKLES, ALL YOUR MARBLES. YOU BETTER SEND A PRAYER UP TO BENJAMIN NETANYAHU HIMSELF. HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE YOU NOW. LET'S GET BACK THERE, SEAN. Let's get back there, Shan T. Let's make a play, KID. LAST PLAY OF THE NATTY, MARCEL REED. [screaming] He would have won the game over there. National champions. >> All in a day's work for DJ Lagway. You know, all in a day's work. Just how it was in the script. Do we have 50? Do we have 35 plus fantasy points with anybody? It was an interesting game for maybe my defense. Dude, we got a lot of interceptions. DJ Lagway 14 for 34, five interceptions. DJ Lagway, your ass. Okay, I played that game better than I ever could have. That was the best game I've ever played. I couldn't have played that any better. DJ Lagway had two rushing touchdowns. LT had six for 35. Trial had two for 45. Jeremiah had one for 46. Tatum had two sacks. Interception out of AJ Holmes. Interception out of AJ Holmes, by the way. You're reading that right. He had a sack and an INT. Ryan Nolan, Shant T. Leonard Moore. You know, gentlemen, I wanted to end the season with a bang. I like to think we did. Your Colorado Buffaloos are national champions. We've got to prestige one of the players on this team and we've got to get ready for Wheel of Mud. Hope you guys are having an awesome day. Hope it just got better. I love you and I'll see you in the next video. Peace. [music] >> [music]