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The video chronicles the chaotic and high-stakes journey of a fantasy football team, the Colorado Buffaloes, as they compete for the National Championship in "Wheel of College." After a season marked by resilience, including a comeback from an early deficit to win every subsequent game, the team faces their ultimate test against the Missouri Tigers. The host enters this final match with a roster featuring legendary players like Clay Matthews and Javon Kur, aiming to secure a spot on the prestigious carryover list for the upcoming "Wheel of Mud" season. Despite having a strong offensive line and elite defensive talent, the game is plagued by the unpredictable nature of the simulation, where even top-tier players struggle with dropped passes and questionable decision-making under pressure.
The gameplay is defined by intense back-and-forth action, featuring dramatic plays such as a controversial fake kicker flip pass for a touchdown early in the contest and a series of interceptions that shift momentum between the teams. The host's commentary highlights the absurdity of the game mechanics, noting instances where players make impossible throws with their feet set or fail to catch easy passes, leading to heated exchanges with his teammates and the virtual crowd. Key moments include a defensive stand by AJ Holmes, who delivers crucial tackles and an interception, and a frantic offensive drive led by Terrell Anderson, whose ability to gain yards despite constant pressure becomes a focal point of the team's strategy in the final minutes.
As the clock winds down, the tension escalates into a desperate "Natty Chip" scenario where the host attempts to score a 40-point bomb to clinch the championship. The drive is filled with risky plays, including multiple fourth-down conversions and a series of throws that narrowly miss their targets or are intercepted by the opposing defense. Although the team manages to extend their lead through a combination of defensive stops and clutch offensive drives, the game ultimately hinges on a final play where the host's quarterback struggles to deliver the decisive touchdown pass needed to secure victory amidst the noise of his own internal monologue and external distractions.
In the end, the Colorado Buffaloes emerge as National Champions, celebrating a season that lived up to its reputation for being ridiculous yet entertaining. The host reflects on the performance of his roster, acknowledging both the brilliance of players like DJ Lagway and the frustrating inconsistencies of others, while confirming that the team successfully met their fantasy point requirements to carry over a legendary player. The victory sets the stage for the next chapter in the series, "Wheel of Mud," leaving fans with a sense of closure on this wild season and anticipation for future episodes where the stakes remain as high as ever.
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the wheel of college.
[screaming]
>> Now listen, I saw what corrupt football
could do for a team like Michigan. So I
called up the big Yahoo and I said, "Why
can't you do that for me? Do that for me
in Wheel of College Playoffs round two."
And he said, "Fuck you, man."
>> Our round two playoff game was so
ridiculous. I got off to a really hot
start when my opponent had a phantom
fumble. But despite that, even being
down BY 15, HE MARCHED BACK INTO the end
zone, threw a dot to a wideopen receiver
who was out of bounds. And to ADD INSULT
TO INJURY, we would cap off the
following drive with a fake kicker flip
pass to Ethan Davis for a touchdown. My
opponent realized that the Big 10 was
officiating and intelligently left the
game. Welcome back, gentlemen. It all
comes down TO THIS, THE NATIONAL
CHAMPIONSHIP. Despite starting this
Colorado season one and two, one loss
away from elimination, we've gone on to
win every single game since. It's been
one hell of a season. And do or die
today, the very next wheel of you'll see
on this channel is the wheel of mut. SO,
I'D FEEL A HELL OF A lot better if I won
today. Now, keep in mind, if I drop a 40
bomb today, I will apply that to Wheel
of M. So, let's try and make the natty
an amazing one. Here's our top five.
Ethan Davis, Shawn Taylor, DeAndre
Moore, Clay Matthews, and Javon Kur.
There really is so little we could do to
improve this roster. We could get a 90
overall halfback. We could get a 90
overall left guard or right tackle, but
I think the difference in play is going
to be negligible. This team is really,
really good. So, my goal today is just
add on to what we're great at, and I
don't want to drastically change up the
scheme. I think Lagway has been
incredible for us. I think even though
our running backs are kind of slow at
this point in the year, they've been
great. Maybe I'll go for a fullback
today. Now, at the end of last episode,
I got a special teams jackpot, but the
kicker was not available. There's an 87
overall kicker, and I you not, he
is literally still not available. The
auction house is so dead this year. So,
we may need to wait all the way to the
natty for our kicker. Regardless of
that, we've still got two juiced wheel
spins to add to this team. So, let's
make them count. Honestly, any 90ish
overall player and ACC top 12's got a
really good chance of doing that. This
is going to be the 12 highest overall
players from the ACC on the auction
house right now. Clemson, Duke, Florida
State, Georgia Tech. There's a lot of
good schools in here. Miami. There's
definitely going to be some monster
options. And then we just sort this by
overall. Choose one player out of Ed
Reed. Gerrod Hollowman. Damn, there's
monster safeties. This is like the one
position I don't need. Free safety is
literally the one position I don't need.
Really good quarterback. Tony G. Oh my
god, look at the tight ends. Tony G.
Dorian Thomas. Okay, there's an 89 right
tackle. Dude, like I want Tony G, but my
I have a 90 and an 89 tight end. I
really can't take Hollerman or or Ed
Reed. Matt Rose is nasty. Megatron. Oh
my god. And there's an there's a
halfback. Oh my god. I have no idea what
to go with. It's right in front of me.
There's my fast running back. I've been
asking for Bruce Smith would be
genuinely insane. Megatron. I love
Megatron, but my wide receivers are
good. Honest to God, I kind of want to
go O line. I kind of want to go PJ
Williams. My right tackle's an 87. This
is the smart and sensible thing to do.
I'm taking PJ Williams. This is That was
a really tough decision, but I'm very
happy with what we went. DJ Lagway is
right-handed also, so I roll to the
right much more often. Oh, line's nasty.
Now, before we do our second wheel spin,
there's one big thing we need to
discuss, and that's a prestige player.
Every time I make a national
championship, we get to prestige one
additional player that carries over to
the next roster. Our current prestigious
are Jeremiah Smith, Bo Jackson, Dylan
Stewart, and Leonard Moore. I'm hoping
one of these guys can get a new card,
but regardless, I can add one more on
top of that. I plan to continue Wheel of
College on the Meig's channel, although
I'll only post it once a week. But good
prestige options. I mean, we have so
many with the amount of legends on this
team. Javon Kur, Clay Matthews, Shawn
Taylor, Rod Woodson. All four of those
guys, I feel like they'll get another
card. I mean, Leian Tomlinson might get
another one, but that's two running
backs. We really could go tight end.
Ethan Davis, Chase Kaufman, both really
good. And locking up the O line is
always great. I know Charles Jagusa is
like really good in real life, so maybe
he gets another card. I don't know how
good PJ Williams is, but he's a monster.
It's going to be a very tough decision.
But we got to stay focused on the task
at hand.
>> These things got X-ray in them, so I can
see big booby honkers, but I can't
really see MY SCREEN.
>> THE FINAL OH MY GOD, IT'S THE FINAL
WHEEL SPIN OF COLORADO SEASON. CAN YOU
BELIEVE IT? LET'S MAKE IT A GOOD ONE.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
OKAY, THIS WAS INSANE THE FIRST TIME,
HORRIBLE THE SECOND TIME. Let's see if
third time's the charm. We get 500k to
spend. We get two spins out of every
team. We can pick one of them. I give
myself two spins on this cuz there's so
many bad programs. But maybe we can get
lucky. We got Oklahoma one time. Our
very first spin.
That's the wrong Miami. I mean, there's
always a chance they have a monster
player. Although I think Ben
Rothllessberger played for Miami of
Ohio, so maybe there's a legend. My
favorite story from Miami of Ohio was
when I was a freshman in high school.
There's this senior and he would tell
everybody that he's getting recruited by
Miami and he would not specify that it
was Miami of Ohio. We all thought BUDDY
WAS GOING TO FLORIDA. IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU
HAVE A girlfriend that goes to another
school, you can just say whatever cuz
she goes to another school. I actually
lost my virginity to a girl that goes to
a different school, but you wouldn't
know her cuz
She goes to a different school. Okay.
Miami of Ohio's best player is a 77
overall. That is a criminal whiff.
>> WE CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS. It's the
natty. It's the final spin. Give me an
Alabama. GIVE ME A GEORGIA. GIVE ME A
REAL MIAMI. Texas Tech. I told you. Wait
a minute. On the right side of Texas
Tech is I'm trying to see. The right
side of Texas Tech is East Carolina and
the left side is Syracuse. Damn. I mean,
Syracuse might have been okay, but
they've got two absolute
monsters. First up is 90 overall Michael
Crabtree. And I'm kind of always at odds
with myself cuz I just don't use my wide
receivers. So, while Michael Crabtree is
incredible, 61, 215, 90 speed. I don't
even need this. I'm honestly leaning
towards this unit DTackle, bro.
He has 90 strength, 91 power moves, 85
speed. This is the best DTackle in the
game. He's ridiculous. I might even
bench Landino and let Javon Kur play
DTackle, too. And I'm going to have the
one of the best D lines you can have. I
think this is the move. Limited AJ
Holmes. Texas Tech 90 overall DTackle.
>> That might be a prestige, too. The
scariest but most important challenge
wheel right here because we could start
next season with a pack if we can
complete it. That's one of my favorite
challenges. 35 plus fantasy points. PPR
scoring. One player needs a monster
fantasy game. Also, I realize I totally
lied about that 40 bomb. The 40 bomb
would go to Wheel of Cut, not Wheel of
Mut. I'm a Chud.
>> The biggest game of the year. Tatum,
Ethan, Sean, Marcel Reed, Ricky Gibson,
Daniel Windgate taking on the Missouri
Tigers in Allegant Stadium. Why are we
in Allegiant Stadium? This really feels
like a national championship now. I
don't know how you ended up with this
stadium cuz you UNLV does not play at
Allegant, do they? There's no way they
play at Allegiant, right? That'd
be insane.
I certainly didn't have Allegian as an
option when I played with UNLV. Well,
we'll be starting out on defense for our
national championship. That Missizzou M
looks too much like the Michigan M. Just
pissing me off. Come on, throw it. Throw
it, Marcel. DAMN, HE'S FAST. HE GOES FOR
THE SPIN and it sort of worked. Second
and inches. That's risky starting out.
I'm blitzing. Oh, this is RPO. I knew
it. I KNEW IT. AND I still CAN'T
STOP IT. OH, WE WERE SO CLOSE to that.
Oh, we were so close. That's okay. It's
okay. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. I'm
going on Clay.
Big Matthews. Go Dylan. Okay. Okay,
guys.
Oh,
>> what? [screaming]
You're not in bones. How you looked down
at your feet. How are you not? You're a
dumbass. Oh my god. Oh my god. What are
we doing out here? Will James, you're
fired, buddy.
Caleb Bacon, HERE WE GO. BIG TACKLE.
Needed it. Take out his knees. No more
ACL's for you, buddy. I'm guessing pass.
I need that monster Dline to get home.
Good, good Gets it off in the
middle. Good play. Staying in cover,
too. He might hand this off now that
he's got some breathing room.
No, just going play action. Clay, good
user. He's going to take off. Keys
scrambling like a madman. I got a kid to
contain in. Let's try cover three and
I'm containing these edges. So, we got
Stewart, Curse, Holmes, Landino, and
Tatum. Second and six. Although the
right side is still open for a scramble.
Good. Good. AJ
Holmes. AJ HOLMES GOES RIGHT UP THE GUT
and I'm getting risky. I'm blitzing.
Come on, Clay. UP THE GUT. CLAY. GOOD
DEFENSE. Great defense. He gets fourth
and 17 now. AJ Holmes gave us a huge
one. I might blitz again. All right,
we're going with a hot blitz. It's going
to get scary in here. HOT BLITZ. MARCEL
AIRS IT OUT. SHANT T got IT
TOSSES one
entourage I thought he was going
to go Sha Taylor. I have no idea why I
didn't get a meter for that. That was
like 30 yds deep.
>> That was a good ball. Is a better play
by Sha T. Now let's HAVE SOME FUN. FIRST
AND 10
in the natty chip. And I see something
that he does in Ethan. Ethan
sticky Ethan Davis. That was juicy. Oh,
he's getting up close and personal. I
think that's a mistake, my friend. Look
at Terrell Anderson.
LOOK. OH HE GOT JAMMED TO
OBLIVION. HE CAUGHT THAT ANYWAY.
Oh my god. Terrell Anderson. Oh my god.
Go look at this jam. Look at the press
by this DB. He completely stuffed me. I
thought I had a good release until I got
pushed out of bounds damn near and he
still came down. Oh my god. Hey, I need
35 fantasy points. Why don't we get him
a little PPR right here? Okay, he keeps
getting
I would riot in the streets if that
happened to me. I would genuinely riot
in the streets of Electronic Arts
headquarters. That BB is him up
and he's still catching every ball. I
got to adjust my glasses. I can't see
All right, I'm locked in. You are
not running speed option on the go.
Don't ever run speed option on the go.
How about that, buddy?
AJ Holmes is faster than Marcel Reed.
AJ H. Dude, that's a touchdown. If AJ
Holmes doesn't exist. Oh my goodness.
Crazy has the right detackle call. We
need the right call with that man. All
right. Now he's just hitting me with a
run onslaught, but he's not going to get
there. Second and eight play action.
That is the worst play I've ever seen.
What on earth did you just run?
>> All right, Caleb Bacon, we're in a cover
four. Nothing deep. Third and 15.
Well, it wasn't deep. Then check out
gets him 14. He's a true MMG enjoyer.
What's the play call? Fourth and one.
Does he go inside zone? Let's blow it
up. Go inside zone. He doesn't. It's a
pass. HE LOOKS RUNNING BACK. HE
OVERTHROWS. GENUINELY, DUDE, I dare you
to press again. You think Charlie
Anderson gets jammed at the line again
and then just still goes buu bonkers on
him. Streets say why not off the back
foot. I'm horny. Why are you jumping?
Holy I'm about to smack you on
your ass. You're about to get a
spanking. Come on the sideline, Ethan
Davis. I'm taking you to the blue t. Why
the do players in this game jump?
Losing momentum. Oh, the ball's coming.
Oh. Oh, perfect. Perfect in the
muddy shot.
>> Game is built by Dude, if I said
this game was built by monkeys, it'd be
an insult to every homo sapien out
there. It'd be an insult to every single
primate. Every primate would ride in the
streets. Don't associate with Holy
Oh my god. Yo, I tell you what though,
Ethan Davis and Terrell Anderson are
going to have some serious fantasy
games.
Flagway.
DJ Lagway, you dirty dog. Let's make it
16. Let me get Let me get Terrell
Anderson. He's scared of the inbreaking
route. You know what that means? We
throw an out route.
[laughter] Why does CG jumps there, too?
Why the are they do they want to
jump so bad? That's a banger play. That
only worked because he shaded inside. He
shaded his corner for the slant. And if
you run the opposite breaking route, you
usually get a really good release. And
that's exactly what happened there.
Go back there, Nolan. Oh my.
Took the check.
Good tackles. First and 10. I'm blitzing
off the edge. Come here, Johnson. You
got to redeem yourself, buddy. After
that whiff. Ooh, clean shot. I just got
a roughing the passer. I just got Oh my
god, it's shift. Damn. Did I really just
get a roughing the passer? I kind of
didn't know you could get that. I mean,
I did know you can get that. It's just
so rare. Guess I'm getting a little
antsy in my pancies.
>> Yeah, I just said that. What are you
gonna do about it, little I JUST
GOT ANOTHER RUBBING THE PASSER. HOLY
I'M walking this guy into
the end zone. Did he just decline the
penalty? What do you think you're better
than me? Did you just decline the
penalty? Do you think you're more
ethical than me? I'm going to keep
roughing your pass. Come here.
I'll decline the penalty to be a good
guy. you, dude.
>> [laughter and gasps]
>> THE VOICES IN MY HEAD are screaming.
[gasps] The voices
The voices in my head.
No. [screaming]
I was so close to salvation. I might
have been able to keep it with whoever
that was that Clay Matthews. I
could have kept that in house. He was
moving so slow. I thought it was a
deline.
Oh, I'm sick. Oh my god, the voices in
my head will never stop. I'm not
sleeping tonight.
There it is. Come on, buddy. I was born
on a day. It wasn't yesterday. Thought
you could get me with that weak ass
counter. This cow rattle football.
boy. Don't run my play on me. I invented
that I came out the womb running
speed option. You little cuck. Yeah, you
better pass, honey boy. You better pass,
boy. You better pass before I show you
something, boy. and throw it. You
dumbass.
Yeah, buddy. Take him to You're out of
field goal range. Oh my god. I'm playing
Ann Frank.
And you don't have to play on the
addict's Wi-Fi anymore, honey. We got
Ethernet. How the did you just drop
that? Oh, that was a pick six. And you
bet your sweet little ass cheeks I was
going to pitch it backwards. You bet you
the voices in my head were screeching.
Golly. Orbit bubble Mosley. Streets
don't want you to know about that.
Yoink. Let's go get a 40 bomb. Let's go
get a 40 bomb. Let's go get Terrell
Anderson the challenge. And I tell you
what, once our team got good, we got
unstoppable.
Holy Ethan Davis was open. Is this like
actually a game and I'm just playing
like a lunatic and it's working or is
this guy ass?
The classic dilemma.
Oh yeah, I want to throw the ball to
Terrell Anderson so badly. I think I'm
just going to do it.
No, that's not
I'll go even Davis. Maybe he's guessing
pass though. Maybe that's why I'm
feeling the heat. Let's go inside zone
here. We're going to test if he's
guessing pass.
Face mask. He's playing aggressive and
guessing pass. Yeah, that's why he looks
so good right there. Good decision on
the run. Oh, buddy. You're fine.
>> First and 10. Here it is. Patience.
>> Holy pass rush. You see how open S
Anderson was.
>> Pissing me off.
There we go. Mosley. Bad catch. I need I
didn't get control of him for too late.
30 seconds. Timeouts are for little
boys who pee their pants. You
know, I did used to wet the bed way
later than you're supposed to. Fun MMG
lore fact. I'm throwing the ball to
Terrell and I'm green beaning your
ass. [screaming]
In my head that was going to go way
cooler. First and 10. Let's just get a
safety. That's what a real man would do.
A real man would get a safety right
here.
Oh yeah. Oh,
catch the ball. Oh my god. The ball's in
front of you for a touchdown. Big sense.
And you're just jerking yourself off,
hanging on your ball, sucking it. Oh my
god. Second and 10 is all and it is
work. It's just part of the ball game.
Run the ball, Mazou. I don't need a
safety. That shit's a mess.
Don't you dare.
Uh-oh, Marcel. Yo, this could be a hell
of a punt right here. Can you block a
punt in this game? Is it genuinely
possible to block a punt? I'm going
straight rush and I'm pulling more off
and I'm going to try and block this.
I've never attempted to block. Oh wow,
it forces you to pause.
Jeremiah, I may have just issued you a
death sentence. Oh my god. Excuse me.
[laughter]
What? Ah, so the voices in in your head
speak to you, too, while mine are
louder. Oh my god, that almost worked.
All right, let's bring out the go- go.
Let's get serious, you guys. No more
goofing around. Okay, I'm I'm sick of
all the hooting and hollering.
You're going to press. Tight, tight,
tight,
TIGHT. OH I HAD TERRELL for the
first time. I had Terrell Anderson and I
didn't see him. He was He It was a
touchdown. Terrell has gotten absolutely
bagged on the press every time other
than right there.
[laughter]
>> YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
DON'T YELL WHEN IT DOES.
[screaming]
>> Like what? Oh my god. You think I
learned my lesson? This game is poo poo
pee pe.
Just throw another pick to me, you
fraud.
Do it. Do it. Have the nuts.
He did it. I didn't think he'd actually
do it. Okay, I'm getting on right
now. I need to lock in some
right here. Undoubtedly some
Counter speed option.
>> Come on, bro. Come on, bro.
Wow, he has.
>> No more Mr. Nice Guy, dude. It's no more
Mr. Nice Guy. Is this an RPO?
That's another pass.
You know, I fear this ain't going to
make it. Hey, hey, hey.
That's my play. Let me show you how it's
done, little buddy. I HEAR YOUR VOICES.
I HEAR YOU. I'M GOING to do it. STOP
YELLING AT ME.
OH my god. Did you guys
There's four IQ points amongst the
entire Colorado Buffalo's football
roster. There's four.
>> OH, IS THAT A LIVE BALL ON THE GROUND?
>> Am I the only smart one here? Am I the
only genius in this building? Cuz that's
how it feels.
Wow.
Good user play. I didn't think he had
that in it.
I really didn't think he had that in
him. I just I didn't respect him at all.
I did not think he had that in him.
Well, it's not fun if it's not a game,
right?
>> Sure. Hey, that's why we go for two,
baby. We still got a lead. Come on, bro.
You know I'm pitching this back. I might
even house call this one on you. That's
big mistake, Mizu.
Shall we throw a laser beam, gentlemen?
No, we shall check down. Oh, frozen. Oh,
the fourman spin. OH MY GOODNESS. LT GOT
HIS SWAGGER BACK. IS Charlie Anderson
double teamed right now? What is this
defense?
Oh, Jeremiah had him.
Have you lost your marbles? Have
you genuinely lost your marbles?
Damn it.
We made a mistake. Quick lock in. Quick
lock in. Let's get the ball back. Let's
pitch it backwards. Let's get a
touchdown off the pick. [cheering]
Was really hoping for the interception
there, but I will take that. That was a
good play. Speed option. [cheering] RPO.
I don't really know what I'm looking at.
WELL, IT'S AN RPO. FOURTH AND 12.
DEFENSE. COME ON, DEFENSE.
>> UNDO MOSS. POOR FAVORE DEFENSE. OH, here
we go. You're getting the Clay Matthews
treatment, buddy. Clay Matthews up the
gut. Marcel. Marcel.
Marcel.
[laughter]
Checks into no man's land. All right, I
need to run coaches suggested plays.
We're going to start out with coach's
play call, gun splitbacks. And I like
this play call, coach. You know why? I'm
going to throw the ball to
Terrell Anderson and ignore. Oh my god,
you're so ass, DJ.
>> Dude, we're just dropping everything
now. This is interesting. Motion lead
swing. [cheering]
It's kind of a miracle that got positive
yards. Looking at a fourth and seven
here.
[cheering]
DJ, [laughter] I saved I showboed out of
bounds. DJ Lagway just saved the day.
Streets think I can't get a 40 bomb with
this much time left cuz the streets are
a bunch of Ethan Davies,
>> are you sucking me dry? Are you draining
my balls? I JUST GRADED THE PISS OUT OF
THAT.
>> I'M GOING READ OPTION. I'm keeping it. I
don't give a what he does. Oh, lag
wag.
We're up by nine. We can extend the
lead. We can still 40 bomb. Don't doubt.
Don't hate. Believe. Believe in
something for once in your god forsaken
life. You little cuck. Yeah, I'm talking
to you. Davies.
Holy DJ Lagway. You just fly in
from Helen Keller Town. You just
crawl out of the attic. Where the
are you throwing the ball? Marcel Reed's
wearing a thong. I swear to God, I can
see it. It's with the X-ray vision. Yo,
why is that a dot, though? All right,
bro. If you keep breaking these
not freaking cool, man. Do it again.
Yeah, throw this. You know you want to.
Come on. I'm going Mike Blitz.
Hey, good defense, my slime. We can run,
man.
That was a dot. That was literally
a criminal dot. You better not BE
GOING FOR TWO SPEED OPTION. I promise
you that'd be the wrong call.
Excuse me. Can we lock in? It's cuz I
can't see anything. Mad or a twin?
Jeremiah
Smith. I knew I'd never bench you. YOU
[screaming] LIKE THAT? A NEVER BENCH MY
GOAT. I TELL YOU WHAT, THAT 40 bomb is
alive. I tell you right now, that 40
bomb is alive. Going for two. Why? Cuz
my wiener's bigger than yours.
Significantly longer. When I go to bed,
I wrap my wiener around a fireman's
house. I'm running inside zone. Oh, just
kidding. He knows who's on LT.
I'm him.
He's going to hand the ball off. Oh,
what are you chewing clock? I've got a
40 to get. I got a 40 bomb to get,
buddy. You're not chewing clock. Marcel
Reed, you're chopped chicken
here, buddy. I just Marcel Reed, I want
you to know that I'm going to ass blast
you.
Oh,
that's the ball. [screaming] Oh my god,
that's the ball. What the
Ethan Davis, what a release.
What is going on? AJ Holmes got the INT.
The whole game is falling apart. Oh,
here we go. We go. Texas drag.
Oh, what the was that throw? What
the What? JUST THROW IT TO THE
button. It can wide open, you
dumbass.
Oh my god. Are we for real? For real?
What the are you throwing, DJ
Lagway? He just threw two straight reds
with his feet set in the pocket. What
the dude? Are you kidding me?
This game is so unbelievably ass. I'm
running the blitz. I'm not scared.
COME ON, MARCEL. OH, SURE. OH, SURE. YOU
CAN THROW A DOT LIKE THAT AND
HE'LL CATCH IT CONTESTED. DJ LAGWAY
COULDN'T THROW WITH HIS FEET SET. Can't
see through my glasses. That's the
issue. I think he'll run the ball here.
No.
Better do something. Marcel, I don't
even know how he gets this off.
You know, I might run the blitz again. I
think he's going to run a screen.
Yep, there's the check down. I knew it
was coming. It forced his fourth, but he
still got it off for some good yards.
He Oh my god, I was on Rod Woodson. He
ran it and got stuff. Holy I
thought that was a pass for sure, bro.
I'm on Rod Woodson. I was on Rod
Woodson. Tatum 22 comes from the other
side. LET'S SEE IF DJ LAGWAY CAN REMOVE
HIS HEAD FROM HIS ASS. I'M RUNNING THE
BALL. This idiot can't do
anything. Give the ball to LT.
He guessed pass and got that which is
crazy. I still got to get a 40.
Oh my god. Um um um um. That was great
as Find me the monkey who built
this game. I will find you the first
ever Neanderthal. Third of the seven.
And he drops that. THIS IS THE NATTY
CHIP. A real goat like me goes for this
every single time and gets it EVERY
SINGLE TIME. I'M GETTING A 40 piece. Tri
Anderson, do the thing. Tri Anderson, do
the thing. Do the thing where you go get
a bunch of yards. Trell. Ooh. [cheering]
Sh. Oh my god. Oh my god. Can one person
maintain their momentum? [laughter]
Do it, Jeremiah. [gasps] Do the
thing, Jeremiah. Do the thing. Third and
eight. It's okay.
>> Everything's okay. Everybody needs to
settle down. Everybody needs to settle
down. Everyone,
you, Ring Game. Yeah, look at that
bum ass user. I'm goodter. I'm just
goodter. I was born to be goodter.
[laughter] They don't teach him that.
They don't teach him that anymore. Come
on, Jeremiah. Jeremiah,
they're the thing [screaming]
Jeremiah.
Terrell Anderson.
Holy underthrow. DJ Lagway, COULD YOU
SUCK MORE DICK? OH MY GOD, HE'S GOT HIM
BEAT. WHERE ARE YOU THROWING THE
FOOTBALL? I'm going to I'm going to
sniff Marcel Reese's ass. I am so
serious. I'm going to smell it. Are you
ready? Oh, well, he's blocking the
ball. Ball where?
god. Come here, MARCEL. COME
HERE, MARCEL. FOURTH AND ONE. I GOT 40
BOMB TO GET, BUDDY. We clear. No, you're
not. No, you didn't. Holy good tackle.
Wowers in my trousers. Did we need that
one? Oh, good golly gracious. I should
not be in man.
But that's just what a real slime would
do. That's just what a real slime WOULD
DO. COME ON. TIME TO THROW IT. Just give
no time to throw it. OH YEAH, BUDDY. YOU
AIN'T THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, BUD.
THIS IS YOUR LAST PLAY. YOU ARE NOT THE
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. This is all you
got. ALL YOUR SCHMECKLES, ALL YOUR
MARBLES. YOU BETTER SEND A PRAYER UP TO
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU HIMSELF. HE'S THE
ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE YOU NOW. LET'S
GET BACK THERE, SEAN. Let's get back
there, Shan T. Let's make a play, KID.
LAST PLAY OF THE NATTY,
MARCEL REED.
[screaming]
He would have won the game over there.
National champions.
>> All in a day's work for DJ Lagway. You
know, all in a day's work. Just how it
was in the script. Do we have 50? Do we
have 35 plus fantasy points with
anybody? It was an interesting game for
maybe my defense. Dude, we got a lot of
interceptions. DJ Lagway 14 for 34, five
interceptions. DJ Lagway, your ass.
Okay, I played that game better than I
ever could have. That was the best game
I've ever played. I couldn't have played
that any better. DJ Lagway had two
rushing touchdowns. LT had six for 35.
Trial had two for 45. Jeremiah had one
for 46. Tatum had two sacks.
Interception out of AJ Holmes.
Interception out of AJ Holmes, by the
way. You're reading that right. He had a
sack and an INT. Ryan Nolan, Shant T.
Leonard Moore. You know, gentlemen, I
wanted to end the season with a bang.
I like to think we did. Your Colorado
Buffaloos are national champions. We've
got to prestige one of the players on
this team and we've got to get ready for
Wheel of Mud. Hope you guys are having
an awesome day. Hope it just got better.
I love you and I'll see you in the next
video. Peace.
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