The Most Chaotic Game of My Life! Wheel of CUT Ep. #13

Backs against the wall, your mother's breasts against my face. [screaming] Season one at Wheel of College was the dream season. A 5-0 undefeated regular season, an undefeated playoff run, and a national championship. Mm throws deep strikes again. BUT COLORADO SEASON HAS NOT been the same. Our first game, we got blown out 0 and1. Our second game, we came out with a miracle. But just like Karuda Shigimo and Jiujitsu Kaizen in our most recent game with time expiring and no timeouts, we got sacked. I tried desperately to call a final play, but it went nowhere. And that leaves us with a 1 and2 record. It's very rare that we're in this scenario. It's really bad. We have to go undefeated the rest of the season. And as I've already seen so far, my team just keeps getting outclassed. My offensive line gets bullied. If there's anybody I can give credit to, it's my defense. Despite not having the best overalls, my defense has played really well. And our seasonl long challenge wheel did not get a good boost last game either, only adding 56 rushing yards. It'll be an uphill climb if we're going to make it to the playoffs. So, starting now, we can't lose another game or this team entirely resets. So, we got three wheel spins to add to this team. And I'll tell you what, gentlemen, I'm giving you the best game of the season right now. Win or lose, I'm giving you the best game as we get our choice of an 87 overall player. You know what I think would really transform this team? Obviously, a tight end would, but I think I'll worry about that somewhere else. I think I need a safety. Like, I've rocked the entire season with no safeties, and I constantly say that safety is the most important position on defense. I'm getting a safety. I'm getting a strong safety. I'm getting an 87 overall strong safety, and that is such a bummer. There are zero 87 overall strong safeties in the game. Oh, we could get redemption on Brendan Jordan here. I had him as an option previously and did not take him. He's much better in zone than man, which is what I run. Other options include Xavier Mincy, who we had last season. He was very good. There's also a KJ Balden and an Earl Thomas. KJ Balden looks nasty. 78 hit. I'm going with whoever has more hit power. He's got 78 hit power. Fumbles win games. Brandon Jordan. What do you got? He's a box specialist. He just like me for real. Damn. 86 hit power. 86 hit power. 90 zone. It's a no-brainer. Welcome to the team, young man. Honestly, a beautiful first spin. Our choice of a player. A high overall filling a position we need. If choosers, I want packs. Packs would be so money right now. Prime Prospects is a cool promo. And we had Caleb Bacon from it last game. He was super good. I was kind of sad that I lost him. This might be time for redemption if I don't see somebody better. This is going to sound so bad. Ma Bayer DM me on Instagram last year cuz I kept calling him gay boy or gayer or something and I don't know how to pronounce his name and he told me in the DM how to pronounce his name and I forgot it. But you're gayer for now. Actually, it would be a really good option though. I'm going to be honest. The actual best option is Caleb Bacon. This guy is ridiculous. He's 6'4 240 with a good amount of speed, block, shed, pop. He's a really good linebacker. I just got to go for him again. Resurrecting Caleb Bacon from the graveyard. There is a wheel spin called graveyard where I get to resurrect players that I've lost from losing games. So, we can think of this like that wheel spin. Caleb Bacon is back in the lineup. Much needed. Him and Maverick in the middle are really good. It's been all defense. I still don't have a tight end. I think no matter what with this wheel spin, I got to find a way to get a tight end. Assuming I'll get a choice. We're going to literally get a monster player. Probably not a tight end. Okay, so let's discuss this. These training packs are insane. They guarantee an 88 overall or better player. I could do college kickoff, Sunday spotlight. You get the idea. They're all literal monsters. I just can't force it to be a tight end. So, we're going to get a serious playmaker here, but I've got no say in the matter. Let's at least do some scouting. So, here's all the players in college kickoff. Craver and Kelly Jones are the current limited, so I could pull them. God tier wide receiver, god tier corner. Both would be insane, dude. He's [ __ ] 6'4. There is a Delaware Blue Hens three safety, halfback, left guard, [music] dtackle, corner. There is a tight end, Dylan Wade out of UCF, 86 speed. He's 6'2. Wow. Wait, this is really good. The only bat, the only shitty player we could get in this is Nate Shepard. And even then, Nate Shepard could be wide receiver three. College kickoff 88 plus. WE ONLY GET ONE PACK. WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR ME, BABY? 88 PLUS. IT'S NOT A WAIT, a season. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I forgot it could be a [ __ ] [screaming] Oh, what? I just got rolled. I have never even seen this card in my entire life. I didn't know this existed. TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS TIGHT END. They say Wheel of College is scripted. Script that up, you're [ __ ] nuts. Ethan Davis, 88 speed, 93 catch, 93 short, 90 mid. Oh my god, this guy's a municip. Ethan Davis is literally the best player you can possibly pull. I literally do not consider that as an option. That is so crazy. >> Well, we better use him now. I'm going to give him takeoff. It's only bronze tier, but I'm still going to do it. >> All that is left for this team is our challenge. Completing this challenge will give us a pack of our choice from the store. [ __ ] It's like the worst case scenario challenge, but we might be able to get it done. 30 plus fantasy points with one of my wide receivers. Number one, Ethan Davis is not a wide receiver. is a tight end. Number two, if I'm getting fantasy points at wide receiver, it means I'm not getting rushing yards with my halfback. Well, this is going to need to be a high-powered game to pull off this challenge wheel, but I like to believe we can do it. Well, the top five officially has a brand new member, Ethan Davis, DeAndre Moore, Leonard Moore, LT, and Dylan Stewart. One and two record. No choice but to win here. And admittedly, some conflicting challenges. I need fantasy wide receiver points. I need seasonl long rushing yards. And I just got a brand new tight end. I think I'm going to let the game dictate what occurs. Michael Vic, DeAndre, more Jordan. It's not the worst team in the world to see. Top threes can get a lot worse than that. And this is an interesting one. He is the Buffalo Bulls. Definitely the first time I've seen this team in online headto-head. They've got their little student section over there. Another home game for Colorado. Also, gentlemen, I apologize that I don't have my Colorado jersey yet. They delayed um my shipping. The sweat shop's getting overworked down there. All right, Caleb Bacon is back in the lineup. He's starting out with a run to the edge and it's going nowhere. Caleb Bacon is cooking already. Johnson, Jordan Barker. You're barking up the wrong tree, pal. Why is Barker still in? Oh, yeah. And Nicholls says Barker isn't. I take it back. Looks like they got a quick offense. Has a quick speed out, quick out right there. Now third and seven. Dude, I think my team is good enough to where I can honestly blitz. I'm going to get on Jordan over here so I can cover this running back. Is he got an angle route? He does. AND I'M SITTING ON IT. Come on. Fourth and seven. This is a monster start. What about a 40 bomb? What if we got a 40 bomb? What if we got all these challenges, kept all our players 40 bomb, and we were two and two. That could be Oh my god, he's going for it. I didn't even He dropped it. First and 10. I reset my favorite plays to be like truly only my best stuff. I had some some doodoo dog water plays in there before. So, we need rushing [music] yards, but we need fantasy wide receiver points. So, what we can do is we can run the ball down to the one and then throw it in to get like the fantasy touchdown points. I think the only issue there is PPR. And damn, that DTackle absolutely ruined any ideas I had there. Like, let's say we start a drive on the 25. Let's get 60 rushing yards and then let's have, you know, Jeremiah Smith or DeAndre Moore really punch it in. We're going to try tight crossers right here. This is a nasty play. And Jeremiah Smith, he's got him in the corner. That's a dot. That's a dot. What a start to this game, dude. This whole season, I haven't started a single game this hot. We got a turnover and a touchdown. This is exactly what we need. Okay, I'm going for two for the fantasy wide receiver points. And if he stays in man coverage, I like Jeremiah Smith on a simple out route. Let's have a little pocket presence. Make our life simple. Eight to zero. That is a monster start. [cheering] He gets a quick pass out. Dude, he throws the ball fast. Okay, here we go. We're just running cover three. That's an RPO that he caught. I'm going for a blitz here. Baronovski. Let's get home. Oh, that's a good play. Good hit though. Good hit though. Oh, he's got to make him pay for it. Is this a handoff? I want Vic so bad. Come on, Mike. Come on, Mike. No. Boom. Carter. Big return. Please don't quit. Please don't quit. Please don't quit. I need this. He's quitting. Best start ever. I mean, I'm excited for a spin on the rage quit wheel, but that was such a good start to a game that really could have had everything land in our favor. Oh, I need this. Special Thieves J. What's the best kicker in the game? I give the best kicker in the game right now. Let's take a look. Sorting kickers by overall, the best kicker in the game is Nico Grammatica. I'm not going to lie, bro. That Niko Grommonica, I hate that art. That looks like [ __ ] Taking Colin Rogers, who's got more kick power, less accuracy. 83 overall kicker. Can you believe it? Same challenge wheel, same everything. But this game actually counts. Now, if I get a quick rage quit in this game, it is a win. Two quick rage quits is a win. Ethan Davis. Welcome that top three, baby. DeAndre Moore, Leonard Moore, and he's got Bray Hubard, Dallas Wilson, and Will James. Okay, Miss versus Colorado. Starting on defense, I do love. See, we got, boys. Clax. Why is Clax on the return team? That's a silver. That's bad. Thank you, Chris Long for saving us. All right, Mad Baronavski is going for it today. That's play action. [ __ ] Oh, he had so many yards and it doesn't get him. Chris Long. Second and 25. Here we go. I'm on Johnson. Evan Johnson. BYU corner. He goes for the heap. Oh. Oh. Oh. [laughter] The tip drill. Brandon Jordan, our Texas Tech newest free safety, gets the tip drill. Okay, let's get rushing yards. Let's get rushing yards. Let's get rushing yards and then do the same thing as last game and then win again. Please tell me you're not going to run that route. Tomlinson, look at Tomlinson's. Please tell me you're not going to do that, right? Tell me that's just a visual bug. Okay, CJ Bailey, we got speed option out to the right out to LT. Hold your damn blocks. It is okay. We got an early stop, so I'm feeling good. Okay, second and 15. He's going to use user this. Nice play. Damn, I really thought he was out of position for that. Oh, this is silver. Might be a pick six. Yes, that's how slow we are. Damn, that's an insanely bad start. It was an awesome start, then it was a horrible start. It's like he scored on his opening drive. I saw him over there and I thought he was out of position, but he baited me. Oh, we can get a lot of fantasy PPR points with his checkdowns, too. I don't know. We just got to play for the win. Can't be doing anything stupid, honestly. That's some tight man coverage right there, dude. What is your throw power? That was so pitiful. I'm just going with a handoff. He shouldn't have the numbers for this. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] What is with blocking in this game, bro? It's so bad. Holy [ __ ] He got assaulted in the middle of his route. 10 yards downfield. That's a penalty. Got him again. There we go. Jeremiah gets 10 yards. Yeah, that was the same thing I tried to throw last time. I don't see how he covers Jeremiah here. Well, look at this coverage. How are you that much faster than Jeremiah Smith? Oh, wow. That's a touchdown, baby. It's going to be a crazy game. That's a lot of yards. I don't know who he's supposed to have on that. That's crazy play by CJ Bailey. Way to set your feet and deliver that thing. No rushing yards right now. Jeremiah's still in. I was worried that Jeremiah was gassed. Let's just take the easy one. Oh, you're a silver lulus. I don't even know who that is. Wow. That's a touchdown. Jeremiah Smith. Ever sleep on the three-man rush? Maybe Jeremiah just beats his man outside here. Yeah, he does. Caught it and then dropped it. Now it's fourth and fourth and four. Got him. Horrible pass. Horrible pass. Jeremiah caught it anyway. That's a lot of fantasy points for Jeremiah Smith, but we got to win this game still. I don't know how much power you need to put on a sky kick to not go through the end zone. Oh, damn good kick. He could let it bounce. Tell me why those blocks are so Okay, he's got to go 95 yds. Uh maybe a handoff. Yep. Mavs got him. Second and 11. Just going to run the same thing. Got to pass here, right? Guess pass. He's got the corner out. Wow. He goes for it all. Triple coverage. Not intercepted. He's lucky. I don't know what he's looking at here, but on third and 11, he's in some trouble. You got to imagine he's passing. I'm guessing pass. I'm on this. I'm not on that. I am sort of fourth and 11 from the four. What would you do? He's going to punt. If ever there was a time to block a punt. That's crazy. You rarely see punts. Jeremiah Smith. Wait a minute. I get little punt return. Tutty. Great return. Start to try 35. This is a crazy game. Threw a pick six. Stopped him on defense twice. mounted a big drive. Now we just got to keep mounting the big drive. Dude, did I almost turn that ball over? Dead to right almost turned that ball. I'm just going to block LT. Man, I can go Ethan Davis, too. So, he's up top with Hubard, which dude, that's so [ __ ] up. He's in the middle of his round. He gets that happens so much. Holy [ __ ] It's called pass interference. You're not allowed to physically stop and hold a wide receiver in the middle of this round. is a yard of separation and he just got an inter a diving interception off of that [ __ ] [ __ ] this dude. Oh my god. He goes play action. Let's see if he turns the ball over again. Oh my god, that's so annoying. This dude is getting bailed. At least we're playing lockown defense. His only touchdown is on defense, dude. That is so [ __ ] frustrating. Please. Thank you. He just wants He is going for air mail. Exclusively air mail. I have to be so careful about what I throw because if they get bumped, I'm throwing an interception and the game will not call that DPI. There's Jeremiah. So, that is the exact same thing I tried to throw last time. Oh, Horton. Where the [ __ ] is Bo Jackson? What do you mean Horton? [cheering] He's going to get the AR. Where is Bo Jackson? What is this game smoking? Obviously that's Bo Jackson. Well, he's going to fly to that. I got it right up the gut. Dude, we have -7. [cheering] No, this guy wouldn't run a zone. Nice catch DeAndre Moore. He has zero first downs right now. I played this smart, too. Looking for Davis underneath here. That is hilarious defense. genuinely. Holy [ __ ] This is criminal. [laughter] That's nasty, >> dude. This man coverage is [ __ ] up, dude. This is so disgusting. Are we so serious? Your guys are magnets. Just quick crosser here. Oh, I had X. I had X for a tutty. Did I get rid of that? Second and 10. This is some shenanigans. I'm going to try a G load option to to Tomlinson. I just got to switch it up, honestly. Oh, wow. Did you guess pass? Wow, what a [ __ ] play by him. Switched on and guessed the cut. I could have just ran to the edge. Audible the inside zone cuz he's floating on the left side. Why the [ __ ] did we just get flagged? I called too many audles. I should have got that first LT though. If I just stay on the boundary, I get that so easily. I'll accept defeat on that one. I could get Jeremiah here depending on how disgusting this man is. I got to try this. Oh, that's Madison. That's a silver I just threw it to patience. Patience. I didn't mean to throw that. >> I didn't mean to throw that. I was just trying to playmaker him down. He has subbed in DJ Lagley. He has subbed out his last guy. If I keep playing insane defense, we'll win. Dude, his defense is absurd. He's got to pass now. I'm guessing. Oh no. Just made a big mistake. Got bailed out. I don't know what this is. I mean, honestly, I don't know what this is. He's got a deep corner out. Are we joking? Let him score. >> [cheering] >> How on earth could there not be a person there? I'm in a cover three. I was on Mav. No. Was I on the wrong guy? Was I in a blue? I just fumbled on the kickoff and he recovered it. There is no way that just happened. Is this game real? Am I really playing a game right now? He's got to throw this away. Get him. Oh my god. This is the worst game I've ever played. THIS SILVER'S NOT FAST ENOUGH. DYLAN, YOU GOT TO DO IT. [laughter] OH MY GOD. Wendel Mo. Wend Moe's my left guard. Why is he on defense? Why is Wendel Mo on defense? And why did he just get a pick and he pitched it to Stewart? DJ Lagway would have caught him. What the [ __ ] is going on? Genuinely, what the [ __ ] is going on? He threw a Hail Mary to nobody. Nobody's over there. Then I fumble on the kickoff. Then he picks sixes to my left. I don't want to know. Actually, I actually don't want to know what the [ __ ] is going on. I get the ball at half. We just have to not get completely bombed on here. If I just take out some blockers, we got a good chance. Beautiful. I'm going coach suggested defense. I don't trust [ __ ] anymore. That has run written all over it. Unless this is a trick play. No, it's just Holy stiff arm. I'm a confused man. Play action. God damn it. I'm surprised he'd still throw it. This is the only formation that I'm seeing success out of. He is truly just running the tightest man pressure I can imagine. He's got to be guessing pass, right? Yep. His user still that fast when guessing pass. That's criminal. Either way, you can see how everyone took a really horrible angle. That's because he's guessing pass there. Brings that guy close down on Jeremiah. Should get a good release out of Jeremiah here. Whoa. I did. Why was Jeremiah's route like that? Was that a pick? Jeremiah just ran his out route 10 yards too deep. I mean, what can even be said? It's a crazy game. That was an interesting play. Oh, was that Wildcat? I trust our defense. Couple audles out of lag way. Couldn't be a dot. Dude, that guy's wear and tear he did that. I'll take one out. This is the worst game I've ever played. I'm just going to be so honest. This is so [ __ ] stupid. You fumble on one, you get returned the other. It's 21 to 21. Let's play ball. Tell you one thing though, if I didn't throw so many stupid passes, I don't think any of this would matter. Like, we just would be in the lead. That's why I hate passing this much. I wonder if he's going to try that deep bomb again. I'll move these dudes back a little bit. I expect to run here. No, he's got his running back stupidly open. Good move. No big hit. Not enough to stop the catch though. Another handoff. Actual pass. That's an insane one. That's an insane pass right there. We got to pick that next time. Third and two. Expecting a run here. Out to the edge right side. >> There's the jet touch pass. He cuts it up. Goes for the hurdle. Gets in the end. I mean, where did it last? I kind of don't want this at this point. This is just stupid. I mean, what do you They're just hand They're just handing it to me. Maybe I guess stop kicking it. He's got 220 return yards today. I'm like not happy about this at all, though. I need to establish my offense cuz even if I stop on defense, that's the last time I ran a play. Dude, I think EA is convinced, like absolutely convinced that if you were to watch a football game, there'd be a kick return touchdown every game. Even though it's like one of the most rare things in football, EA is convinced it happens every game. He's got to go another 75s. There's a handoff. Lot of bodies in there, but we can't stop him till he gets five. This is a pass. Second and five. I'm going to guess pass. He's going to motion one over. It is a pass. Ooh, down goes Lagway. Third and eight. Down goes Lagway. Needed that big time. And I'm guessing pass again. Can we make a play? Can we make another play? Third and eight. No sir. Good defense. Stride for stride. And it's fourth and eight. And he's going for it. That's really good defense. He was off his back foot. So that was just a really tough throw. Honestly, we know he's passing again. Need you to float better. >> 84. He's not there. HE'S GOT PRESSURE ON and he [ __ ] catches that [ __ ] ball. No green. The [ __ ] out of here. That was such good defense. >> That's so [ __ ] up. Then you you know he's running the ball after that. Got some wear and tear on the running back. That's horshit, bro. So, you got that with stats while my users there. Second and seven, I'm guessing. Pass here. I don't think he runs it again. Come on. Throw something crazy. You know you want to, dude. React to the ball. Oh my god, it's a pick. He is out of his mind with these play calls right now. He passed out of this last time, didn't he? I don't remember when he ran out of this though. Third and seven. Oh, that's a great route out of that. Not this time, buddy. Not this time. Let's go, Leonard Moore. Okay, I haven't ran off. When's the last time I ran offense? Million years ago, literally, bro. Tomlinson's probably open. Yes. Take a boladian. THIS IS the most chaotic [ __ ] game of my life. And we've got a chance at a 40 bomb. And this game isn't over. As many mistakes as I've made, I have actually played incredible defense. I have returned two kicks. Like I I'm making up for the worst passes of my life by playing the best defense I played in a long time. And and housing two [ __ ] kicks, dude. Housing two kicks is so diabolical. Although you got to give some credit to my return team. My return team's playing out of their minds. But Tommonson picks up a huge gain. I can't get one play bomb again. I don't know how he did that to me before, but no more of that. Wow. Wow. I mean, it's like I just said it. It's like I just said it. I was on the safety, but I don't know why the safety on the left side got bombed so hard on me. Here's the thing. There's 3 minutes 28 seconds. I really could be in a situation where I just chew the clock, kick a field goal, but I want the 40 piece and I want the win. I'm just going to score as quick as I can. My defense better than his. Okay, with Jeremiah on it. Oh [ __ ] I don't want you to fumble. What I need to do here is score as fast as possible. The Tomlinson route ended up being the money. I'm going hand off. He's been guessing pass like every play. He does it again. Wait, this is huge rushing yards. Why are you so fast, bro? You have guessed pass. Why are you faster than Leenian Thomas? That's just not how that's supposed to work at all. Either way, we got huge rushing guards on that, which is super big. And now this should hopefully be a little bit easier. Are you going to guess pass again? Yeah, you are. Sure. Get [ __ ] squirted. Walk it in. Come on. That's a 40 piece like tablet in a 40 bomb. And he's gone. And he's gone. No, that was an insane game. 40 bomb complete. Challenge wheel. I don't know. Did DeAndre Moore have that? Did Jeremiah? Probably not. But also rushing yards. I got to go through the footage cuz I don't know what our rushing yards are. Okay, so after Leanian Thomasson had that first big run, he had 50 yards. And that touchdown run we just saw was his ninth carry from the 50. So 50 plus 50, 100 rushing yards for Jessian Tomlinson. I'm just going to call it 100. We're adding 100 to our seasonl long challenge and we're actually getting pretty damn close and we're two and two right now with three games left. So, it's possible. Now, technically I I guess I don't know if I completed that challenge. Like, it was so insane. We'll open a tops pack at the start of next episode for the 40 bomb. I'm going to take my challenge wheel pack. Mainly because I got a pick with a left guard who pitched it to Dylan Stewart for a touchdown. Um, I know it wasn't the challenge, but I'm opening a pack. One more junior pack. Why not? Feels like we have opened so many of these recently. Can you get me an upgrade to the O line would be great. O line upgrade would get me going. Michael Crabtree Coleman Collie. This is ass so far. Just keep it a buck. Although Crabtree is a starter. I don't think you're going to play. That's the worst junior pack we've opened in a while. You're actually pretty good. We really need O line still. I'm going to be so honest with you guys though. I still don't understand. I have a full D line. I mean Kellen Lindstöm sucks ass. Is it because Kellen Lindström is not a DTackle? So then it subbed in my left guard. How on earth did my left guard get in the game? I still don't get it. I'm not spinning the rage wheel. That was so late in the game, but it's definitely a win. We are two and two on the season. Anything is possible. All right, boys. I love you. I'm out of here. I don't know how I'm going to top that, but wish me luck. I'll [music] see you in the next episode. Peace. >> [music]