The Legend of Zelda Ocarina Of Time FULL GAME PLAYTHROUGH - Nostalgia Trip

It's starting. It's start. It's start. Hello everyone and welcome to Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. This needs no introduction, but we'll give it one anyway. It was an amazing game for the Nintendo 64 and it played a big role in my childhood and I guess you know video games for me as a whole because before this video games were like Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, uh linear games, platformers and I played some Zelda games, Link to the Past and the one uh Links Awakening on the Game Boy. My mom mainly played those. And then when this game came out, it blew me away with its graphics. I mean, I was I don't even know. I was like seven, six or seven when it came out and I completed it and I was so proud when I completed it. Um, but it really sort I I never grew up with JRPGs or anything like that. So, this was my first foray into, you know, a a story being told in a video game. And because now we have the new Zelda remake, Ocarina of Time remake coming to Switch 2 or God knows whatever they're calling it. It's time I came back to this in the vast deep forest of Hyrule. Long have I served as a guardian spirit. I am known as the great Oh, sorry, the deco tree. Sorry, I think I became the great deco tree. The children of the forest, the Kieri, live here with me. [laughter] Each Kiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy. We all point and laugh at him. It's very funny. I mean, that's what happens when you sleep without a blanket on, you know. You got to do that. Also, when you sleep with your eyes open, that doesn't help either. So, welcome everyone who's I don't know if this is going to be multiple parts or if it's one long video. I am looking forward to this. Like, you have no idea. I cannot remember the last time. Yes, it's I I haven't played this game completed it since I was a kid. I think since that time, you know, when I was eight or nine. N'vi. Na'vi, where art thou? Come hither, my child. Beautiful. Ah, Na'vi, Na'vi the fairy. Listen to my words. The words of the deut tree. Doust thou sense it. The climate of evil descending upon this realm. Malevolent forces even now are mustering to attack our land of Hyrule. For so long, the cookie reforest, the source of life, has stood as a barrier, the detring outsiders are maintaining the order of the world. But before this tremendous evil power, even my power is us nothing. It seems the time has come for the boy without varying, to begin his journey. The youth whose destiny it is to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth. Na'vi, go now. Find our young friend and guide him to me. I do not have much time left. Fly, Davi, fly. Fly, you fools. The fate of the forest. Nay, the world depends on thee. How epic. You have like old Shakespearean language. Hast dust thou hast a bloomer? Find flimflam. Don't go through the kids. Yeah, whatever. We'll ignore that. We'll ignore that. Nobody saw anything. Look how whimsical this is. It's so good. I mean, we could probably call the uh the graphics maybe aged a little bit or stylized these days. This does not bode well. My fair is a bit stupid. Yes, we all live in trees and eat bark like beavers. Hello. >> Hello. >> Oh, hello, Flip Lab. Wake up. The great three wants to talk to you. Flip Lab, get up. I still don't have a blanket. Hey, come on. Can Harold's Destiny? I really depend on such a lazy boy. I You know what it is? I remember replaying this. No, I did play it. I did play it probably about 10 13 years ago now cuz me and Whitney went through a phase of just playing through old like old uh old games we sort of grew up with. You finally woke up. I'm Nav'i the fairy. The great agotry asked me to be your partner from now on. Nice to meet you. The great agotry has summoned you. So let's get going right now. Yes. Like there's nothing going on. Look at the pixelation. Isn't it glorious? The Kiri Forest. Oh, wait. It's Harraria. What a run. Yahoo. Hi, Flimflam. That's me. Oh god, the inversion. There he is. Me fighting dinosaur. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, I know. I know. I need to go see the great data tree. I've got stuff to do first. We got Na'vi as well telling me stuff. I don't I don't think I really care about Na'vi. We're just going to go this way. I have So, like the thing is I was talking to a friend about Zelda. Um or like this game in particular. Oh my god, we can't even pick that up. What can you do? Nothing. And when I was a kid, you know, this game, Zelda and just general video games in general weren't as mainstream as they are now. And it just feels like Zelda, you know, it's it's sort of mainstream now to be like, "Oh, yeah, Zelda. Wow. You think Zelda's a good game?" Daring today, but no, back then it was. It was like, "What?" You know, I've got a sword. We've already got a knife. There you go. That's how we do it. You got the Kiri sword. This is a hidden treasure of the Kikiri. It wasn't that hidden, but you can borrow it for a while. Be sure to practice before you really fight. Right. So, we need to equip it. Uh, heck yeah. There he is. There he is. Could Could you never move the the camera? Oh my goodness. Maybe you couldn't. I always thought you could, but I guess I'm wrong. Heck yeah. a fiverr. Wait, hold on. There it is. Right. I think we need to get like 15 rupees. Oh, but also there was a boulder there trying to run me over, but we don't care about that. Come on. Look me. Look me this way. Can I do my thing? Oh, I can do my thing. Hell yeah. Although, I'm not doing a good job of getting rupees cuz I need a sword and a shield in order to get through. I think there's there's a house that just has loads of treasure chests, though. Then we just rob them. Oh, there's a pot here. I can throw that though. Let me take your pennies. I think these are the the brothers or something. I don't even know. I'm not going to talk to you. I can't be bothered. But what a start to a game, you know? Like normally, you know, if you weren't me, you would just run through here, talk to everybody. Oho. Have a great old time. But I'm, you know, I'm I'm not here to sort of speak to everybody, 100% everything. We could go up there. We can get the hearts, too. Also, does anybody remember Zelda Uo? Was it UO? Unforgotten Realms. No, not Unforgotten Realms. Was it Unforgotten Realms? Unfor I I didn't even know it was Zelda, wasn't it? That was Oh my god. Growing up with that. Oh, that was so hype. I say a movie. I made a film with the action figures. I was so proud of it. I Oh, there it is. I knew it. I knew I wasn't crazy. I knew there was something. Is it 30 30 rupees? Well, there's plenty of stuff over here. Hopefully, I'll put up a clip of it now. It was It was awful. I think I called it Legend of Zelda. The Herulion shield. Give me me shield. Where is it? Ah, it's 40. I knew it. Aha. Here we go. This is it. Okay. They're not they're not pots. They're also the graphics on the on the rupees and stuff. I mean, it's not really too close up here, but later on you get chests that have the blue rupees and other stuff. Ah, it looks something about it. Okay. The the heart the heart sucks. The heart sucks. But the rupees with their shine and they just look they look juicy. They look I'm an adventurer. You got a teu shield. Switch it to equip uh subscreen and select it with blah blah blah blah blah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Use R and R and Z and R. I don't want to buy anything else. I'm good. Everything else you can get for free. Here's Mido or Maido. He's like the only character in the Kiwi that I I remember cuz he's god's the thing. And then I think he gets jealous of your relationship with Saria or something. Oh, you have a deco shield. And what's that? The holy sword of the Kikiri. Oh, Antioch. Yes. I'm not a wimp. I, the great Maido, will never accept you as one of us. Ah, racism. Shoot. How did you get to be Sar's favorite? The great dut tree. A grumble. Grumble. Grumble. Uh, don't worry. You don't want to be doing what I'm doing. I'm about to get attacked by stuff. Oh. Oh, there they are. Oh, danger. Ow. Wait, hold on. I got a stick. I got a shiny stick. There we go. Okay, well, now we can skip stuff. Hold on. Let Let me just like face bomb it. Okay, now depending on how you kill them, I think they give you different things. Shh, guys. Great deco tree. I am back. Oh, sorry. This is Na'vi. Oh nu, thou hast returned. Flim flam, welcome. Listen carefully to what I, the great deut tree, am about to tell thee. Thy slumber. These past moons must have been restless and full of nightmares as the servants of evil gain strength. The vile climate change pervades the land, causes nightmares to those sensitive to it. Verily, thou hast felt it. Flimflam, the time has come to test thy [music] courage. I have been cursed. I need your brother. Did you get that? Yeah. Good. Right. Get inside me. Then enter, brave Flimflam. And thou, too, Nav'i. There's room for both. Nav'i the fairy. Thou must aid Flimflam. And Flimflam, when Nav'i speaks, use the updirectional pad to listen well to the wise words of wisdom. Or just ignore. Oh, we're back to happy music. Woo. You ready? I I I don't want really to talk to her though. >> Oh, fine. Come on. Be brave. Let's go into the great decor tree. Into the darkness and into such a good soundtrack. Oh my god. Like games like this. I had somebody ask me the other day, where do I come up with um Oh, I can face the wrong way. Oh, I could just go into them. Sweet. Oh, we got nuts. I got mouse. All right. Yeah. Somebody asked me the other day like, "Oh, where where'd you get your music?" Like, I want to, you know, I I want to edit videos that that are basically just yours. Wait, how do I jump? Is that one? Yeah, that's the one. [screaming] And this is how we get nuts. I think you do. You get seeds like this as well? >> That's how we get a stick. But basically all my videos are just these games. You can climb. Look at this wall. The vines growing on it. Give it a rough surface. Maybe you can climb it. Flip flam. I know. It was like I was going to do it. Na'vi. I never found Na'vi annoying when I was growing up. Maybe I will now. Now that I know what I'm doing. I know. That was that was the meme. That was the joke to uh find Nav'i annoying. Oh, too excited there. The sculpture is Oh, it's all coming back to me. The nostalgia. I got a map. Nice. I'm never going to use it. Although, I'm already technically using it now cuz it's in the bottom right of my screen. Oh, yes. It's a You can open Okay. Okay, I get it now. Uh, yes. I was around with the early Flash cartoons. Everyone making fun of Na'vi. Oh, yes. Oh, yep. Oh my god, it's shut. The way is shut. It was made by those that keep it. And can I can I get him? >> Oh, okay. I'll just talk to him. F forgive me, master. I give you a clue. Will you let me go? When you jump off a high cliff, if you hold forward, you will roll on the ground when you land and won't get hurt in your fall. I can't guarantee it will work, though. If I don't care, he die. We'll try it if you are feeling bold. Hey, brilliant. Okay, that's nice to know. What a nice little deu scrub. It's about to break. What's this going to be? Slingshot. Thinking slingshot. Spoilers. Spoilers. We're going for a speedrun, guys. You got the fairy slingshot. Oh, I didn't I Oh, that brings back a memory. I remember when I was a kid making one of these or trying to, you know, like I was like, I can make my own slick shop. That'd be so cool. Why can't I skip this? Yeah, I know how to do it right now. We Oh, of course. That's why we couldn't have gone any nuts. Wait, hold on. No, that's not what I wanted. Oh, let me remember the controls. Is it not that? Is it this? That's the wall. There we go. So now I think we just have to go. Oh. Oh god. Inverted controls. Yeah, that makes sense. I made a ladder. Ow, that really hurt. Oh god. [laughter] Get ready for a lot of that. A lot of slapping doors with my sword. Oh, I miss games like this, man. I wonder what they're going to do with the remake, though. Do you think they're going to Oh, wait. I can just Z target it, can't I? [screaming] Stupid spider. Oh, wait. Is there another one? I think there might be another one. Wait, which way is he going to go? Oh, no. Don't see me. Go, go, go, go, go. Do you think I can get through without him seeing me? Oh, never mind. Well, it doesn't matter. Right. Inverted controls. Up is down and down is up. Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh, I can just eugen it. Sweet. Is it going to give me anything good? I thought it was going to go I think what was it on the Ocarine of Time [snorts] Master Quest. One of these was a golden skull chiller. I can't remember. I think that was the one that came with the Gamecube. You got regular Ocarina of Time and you got the Master Quest. If you were like a super cool dude. Oh, big sculpture. Scary big sculture. Hold on. I think technically deu sticks do more damage than anything I have at the moment. So if I want to do the most damage evers, I use a deu stick. Ah, yes. I don't think I can kill him with this. I think it's just going to rock him backwards and forwards. Oh, it's like I know what I'm doing. How dares? I mean, yeah, I meant to do that. Yeah, sure. [laughter] Oh, there's there's a there's a thing here. All right, [sighs] let's let's pretend we don't know what we're doing. Or we do know what we're doing. Yep. Right. In order to save a stick as well, you pull out your sword and that way the stick doesn't break. [music] Classic old game design. All right. Is it going to Oh, brilliant. Oh, I did lose it though. That's a shame. Oh, wait. I didn't need to do it. Oh, I thought I needed to bring the the thing over. That's all right. There's plenty. They grow on literal trees. A compass. Good. Sounds a bit dodgy actually now. I say it like that. How about we never say it like that again? Yes. Yes. Plenty of sticks. Oh, there we go. But we do have we do have this. Oh, look. There's a golden scultula. Right. So, we can't we can't actually get this evers [gasps] because we don't have arrows or anything that can attack it. Yeah. And there was a golden scultula behind us. So, we need to >> All right. You need to wait for him to turn around. Go on then. Turn around again. I always hated uh like trying to attack these things. So, I I would always just do the two shot instead of trying to slap it with me sword. But, oh, you know, now living in Japan, I know what these things are based on. They're based on um one of the golden orb weavers that you see everywhere in Japan at like old temples and stuff. It's funny when you come to Japan, you're just like, "Oh, wait. Japan is just video games." Cool. Right. Let's see if we can line up my my thing. [screaming] Oh my god. Wow. We broke it. Nice. I think this one stunned me quite for well for a while when I was a kid cuz of course they haven't introduced that you can set things on fire. There it is. Our first golden school. Oh wait, he's not dead. Yes. Oh, wait. Hold on. Oh, wait. Is that another one? I didn't realize there was so many. All right. You know what? I think this guy would be chill. He would 100% be chill. Oh, I got glowy seeds. I mean, look at the graphics in this game, man. It's so charming. All right. How do I get up there, though? I need to get over to this bit. Oh, I can't. It's shallow. I didn't realize it was shallow. Right. What does this do? Oh, it just burns it. Ah, yes, the golden torches. That's right. Let's Let's just get a terrible heart or whatever it is. Yay. What a waste of time. [laughter] Uh, right. Well, let's uh Ready ready. Oh, [laughter] brilliant. Never had a Z targeted there. I think I would have done a good run over. Here we go. Nice. A power to stop time. Yeah. Right. Um, is there any way for me to get over there? Oh. Oh, okay. Here we go. No. Oh, I kind of do need that, though. I'll just quickly grab this, guys. Hold on two seconds. Hold on. Let me just get the uh the golden school. Oh, well, that's annoying. Yeah, this and Majura's mask. Oh my god. I I have a memory of playing this game or like later on when you become adult Link. I remember going to like come doing that and becoming an becoming an adult when I was just a bear bear and picking my mom up from work with my dad and being like, I did it. I I'm like out of leg and and and like everyone's scary now and and and you know what is I think she she didn't want me to do it yet because she must have already got to that part and thought the red bit might have scared me [music] as a kid. But anyway, I did. Please forgive me, master. I'll get you anything. I'll give you something cool. You will never beat my brothers up ahead unless you punish them in the proper order. The order is me son Ichy 23 is number one. Remember that. Bye-bye. Do you think I'm a traitor? Whoa. Getting existential up in here. Uh oh yeah. Put some dirt in your eye. That's how we do it. It's how we do it. 23 is number one. Oh. After you get into the water, if you hold down A, you can dive. Oh, yes. I remember do that. I do that in Zora's Domain so much. Oh, there it is. Just just as it told me. Is it going to be a timer one as well? It might be. Oh, is this is this like a version of um what's it called? Legend of Zelda where Oh, can I get on it now? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I see. I see. I see. Yeah, cuz the uh the switches all have Is that the logo that's people got annoyed at? I think so. There's the religious logo shield. We need to get down just in case. Woo. I might get hurt. Can I get up here? Oh, I can't. Nice. Oh, scary. Wait, hold on. Hold on. I got this. Oh, never mind. All right, so this is how you do the most damage, right? Is this? Yeah, but it does break a stick. Or it can break the stick. It doesn't always. Oh my god. Yes, I know. Nav'i, you don't have to be so Oh, and the fact you can't skip it as well. I mean, I get it now. There we go. We did it. You see that's that that means you've been good. More seeds. Oo, plenty of seeds. I'm just spreading around my seed a jump. Climb it. There we go. So, we got the compass, we got the map, we got the weapon. We just need the boss key. Is there even a boss key in this one? I don't know. Keep on picking the wrong thing. All right. Well, let's set this place on fire, baby. Quickly. Quickly put it away so we don't lose it. We must Oh, that's not cool, dude. Okay, fine. Takes a long time, doesn't he? It's like get on with it. Oh. Oh, another one. I don't think we want to. Yeah, we don't want to do that one. That one doesn't have anything. That just has that guy in. No, no, no, no. There it is. There it is. [laughter] Oh my god. What was that? Eggs. Oh, I didn't look up. Oh, that's right. Yeah, there's like the little little baby versions of the boss. [screaming] I don't need to worry about you guys. I just need to crawl through the hole. Bye-bye. [laughter] See you later. My little sword does nothing right now. No, you don't. Is it 10 the maximum deu sticks? Deu. What did I used to call them? Deku. It need more deu sticks. [laughter] Put the sword away. Good boy. Okay. Don't. Oh my god, I'm an idiot. Yes, I know. I don't need you to see. But yeah, a lot of music in this game. It's just it's so iconic. Oh god. Oh, there we go. I jump a bit. We need to do the thing. Oh. Ah. H. A bit awkward, isn't it? Bit awkward. Oh, and then we need to go here. [screaming] Bye-bye. I thought we were going to take loads of damage there. This is it. This must be Zebus. 23 is the number to beat. Okay. Yep. Just get absolutely rinsed by all them. 22 on your turn. Three is number one. He was number one. Did I do it? I think I did. How did you know our secret? How irritated. >> [laughter] >> It's so annoying that I'm going to reveal a secret of Queen GMA to you. In order to administer the coup glass to Queen Guma, strike with your sword while she stand. Oh, Queenie. Sorry, brother. Oh, how did you know I coat? I guess I'll tell you how to kill her. Are you ready for the first boss fight of the game? It's so epic. You're like walking around like, "Oh my god, what do I do?" Oh, wait. I was going to say, okay. [gasps and groaning] Yeah. And then you're like, "Oh my god. Oh my god. What do I do? What do I do?" Then you go first person and you look up and you go, "Oh my god, what is that?" It's a divide sign, isn't it? I think so. Parasitic armored arachnid gooma. Leave me alone. >> I don't want to be any part of you. Oh, wait. What? How do we Oh, that's right. Oh, well, that's no good. Okay. Okay. I I guess I'll just do it again. Oh yeah. Yeah. Then you go upstairs and you put your little babies on the floor. And we have to do this like three times. Yes. Yes. Yes. I think we have to shoot you though. I think you can destroy the eggs before they hatch. Come on then. There we go. Destroy the eggs. There we go. Just like real spiders. >> How dare you kill my babies? Oh, that's right. Hold on. We have to We have to do this all again. Yep. Come into the middle. Yep. Let me just adjust myself. [laughter] Get up the sword. Yep. Yep. Come on. Come on. Eggs. And another one. And the third. Oh my god. Oh, almost didn't get it. Wait, do I have to Oh, there you are. There you are. Oh. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I I've learned it. I've learned it. There we go. There we go. That's how you do the most damage. All right. If you're going to do this again, I might as well I might as well just get more of this. No. Use the sword. Get your sword. Wait, can you not get hearts? Fine. Very basic boss, but you know, it it's it's a good like learning because you use all your different things. Close. [screaming] Put some dirt in your eye. The groin of the head. Oh, the way it melts like crumbles away. So cool. You caused all these problems. You have been by a few bloody sticks. One of the least cool looking hearts in the entire franchise. I'm not going to lie. But there we go into the portal. [music] And just like that, we proed it. That's one of Oh god. How many are there? Well, there's three in the first in in when you were a kid. Technically four if you count under the well. Well done, Flim Flam. I am sorry. I must die. So nice of him. Thou hast verily demonstrated thy courage. I knew that thou wouldst be able to carry out my wishes, but you weren't good enough. Now I have yet more to tell thee. Would thou listen? Sure. Now listen carefully. A wicked man of the desert cast this dreadful curse upon me. Now, now come on, Deu. Deucree. We can't stereotype here. Just cuz he was a man from the desert doesn't mean he was bad. Okay, he's running through fire. He's obviously very bad. And he has lightning. Yes, a very bad man. Again in death, this evil man ceily uses his vile sorcery powers in his search for the sacred realm that is connected to Hagar. [snorts] For it is in the sacred realm that one will find the divine relic of the Trifus which contains the essence of the gods. Like the bathwater of all those only fans, [gasps] before time began, before spirits and life existed, there was life. Three golden goddesses descended upon the chaos that was Hyrule. This is cool. I like this as well. Din, the goddess of Naru, the goddess of wisdom. Fer Ferrer Rosh, the goddess of courage. Did love when you get those powers in this game as well. They always so cool. rocks. See, this is this is how the earth was really made. Din with her strong flaming arms, she cultivated the land and created the red earth. Naru bought her wisdom onto the earth and gave the spirit of lord to the world. Nan cat. And finally, Ferrer Rosh. What did she do? With her rich soul produced all life forms who would uphold the law. So she also made Ganondorf. That was silly. Now they become Starwing. The three great goddesses, their labors completed, departed for the heavens. and a golden away and and golden sacred triangles remain at the point where the goddess has left the world. Since then, the sacred triangles have become the basis of our world's providence and the resting place of the triangles has become the sacred realm. There's something so funny about and the triangles. Yes, we must find the triangles. They are very important. Thou must never allow the desert man in black. Hey, come on now and lay his hands on the sacred trifles. It'll make up dirty. Thou must never suffer that man with his evil heart to enter the sacred realm of legend. That evil man who's cast the death curse upon me and sapped my power. Because of that curse, my end is nigh. Now your valiant efforts to break the curse was successful. I was doomed before you started. Luke, yes, I will pass away soon, but not but do not grieve for me. I have been able to tell you of these important matters. This is Hyrule's final hope. I even sat down. Flimflam, go now to Hyrule Castle. There thou will surely meet the princess of destiny. Take this stone with you. The stone that man wanted so much that he cast the curse on me. Hey, just like that, he can just summon it. Bam. Oh, these look so cool. Like what what is that made of? Like you look at it. What is it? I mean the gold. Yes. But what is that middle bit? A jelly. You got the Kiri's emerald. This is the spiritual stone of the forest. Now entrusted to you by the great deu tree. I remember being on this screen and as a kid and just like leaving it on here for ages cuz I knew as soon as I clicked anything more it was going to go and I'd never see it again. Well, you kind of do later though. The future depends upon thee. Flimflam, thou art courageous. Na'vi the fairy. Help Flimflam to carry out my will. I entreat ye. [groaning] Oh, he made a single Dorito. It's cool what they did with the textures. Let's go to Hyru Castle. Flip flop. [laughter] Goodbye. Great deco tree. Guy c. Real boys. Real men cry at the great deco tree. Wow. Did he just phase? Hello. Hey, Flimflam. What did you do? The great decor tree. Did he die? How could you do a thing? Nightmare. It's all your fault. Well, I'll see you later anyway. Cool. Just walk away like you've crapped your pants. Sweet. All right. If I remember correctly, we now must go to the first I think proper time to the Lost Woods, which again, another freaking baller of a song. Love it. Look at all of these. Kiri Village, Inside the Great Deu Tree, Lost Woods. Every one of these slams. Wait, hold on. We need to do a speed strap. Oh, never mind. I think isn't that how you do it? That's how you can get into Hyrule Castle before it closes or something. I think you can just do that. Oh, okay. Never mind. I did it wrong. Ah, there it is. I need a bigger seed pouch. So, in order to get a bigger seed pouch, we need to big big big. Look at him. He's stunned. He's about to spit on me. Cool. You're great. You scored three perfect balls eyes. I have to give you a neat present to such a wonderful person. Please take it. What a nice guy. Yes. Take a seat bag for even bigger. I can hold 10 more. Right. I don't think there's any point me going over there, though. That's only if I've got Ocarina, which I technically don't have at the moment. I'm about to get in in a second, though. Off we go. No, maybe. Hold on. I can't do anything with you yet. Woo. I didn't need to roll there. Oh, I rolled that. [gasps] This is it. Oh, you're leaving. I mean, as far as I know, we only had like two conversations. No, not even that. I knew that you would leave the forest someday, Flim Flam, because you are different from me and my friends. Ah, the racism never ends. But that's okay because we'll be friends forever, won't we? We have to leave your childhood friend. I want you to have this ocarina. Please take good care of it. See, if I was like back in the Newgrounds days and we were making like parody animations, he'd be like, "Wow." And he'd like fumble it and drop it through the bridge and then he'd be like, "Oh, bye. See you. You received the fairy ocarina. This is momento from Saria on the select items." We don't have to do this. Yep. Yep. Yep. We just roll it out so slow. When you play my ocarina, I hope you will think of me and come back to the forest to visit. I love this walkway. He's like, um, so I'mma go. [laughter] I mean, I think that was him being like, I don't want to go, but I I got to go. At the same time, it, you know, the best they could do, I suppose. Here [gasps] it is. Hyrule field designed to be just big enough that you can't make it across in a single day and night cycle. Although after we talk to the owl, maybe we can. I don't know. I'll try. I think there is a way to do it, but I don't think you can. We'll see the skelly bones though. H Mr. Owl, my favorite character. Hood. Flipflop. Look up here. It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure. You will encounter many hardships ahead. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged. Even bring during the toughest times. Go straight this way and you will see Harold Castle. You will meet a princess there. If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map. The areas you have explored will be shown on a map. Press stand. to enter the sub screen for Oh, okay. No, I'm good. Ah, [screaming] damn it. Why? Oh, wait. No, I'm good. Yeah. Okay. I I did the right thing. All right. Cool. Thank you. Thank you. Hold on. Right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Here we go. Here we go. [screaming] Hold. I need to adjust a little bit. I think it's this way. Here we go. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I can get all the way over. I swear. Come on. Come on. Go. Is it Is it possible? Is it possible? I'm clicking as fast as I can. Nah. It's definitely designed so you can't. Right. No. No. No. No. No. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Yes. Yes. I made it before it turned night. Get in. [laughter] [gasps] Look. So, you're not supposed to. Oh, what a legend actually [laughter] did it. You're supposed to be out there and it turns night and then like all the things come out. All the skelly bones. You're like, "Oh my god." And they just never end. Remember being absolutely petrified by that. Thank you for the money. See you later. Will it still be like night? No. Okay, cool. Isn't this really cool? Look at everything. It It really the best. But we got to go. We got to go over to here. Hi. Castle. See, Mr. Owler, I did it. I came over before it turned night times. Hey, Flipflop, this way. Yeah, I know. The princess is inside the castle. Just ahead. Be careful not to get guarded by the gods. [laughter and gasps] All this ground time flows normally. But time stands still while you're in London Ranch or in the town. If you want time to pass normally, you'll need to leave town. Well, well, which way are you going to go now? Hoot hoot. Do you want to hear what I said again? Oh, no. You're such a smart kid. Good luck then. Woohoo. Right. Do we need to go? We need to find her dad, I think. Is it this way? I feel like it's this way. Could be wrong. Let's see. because I I now I don't want to get caught by knights. All right. So, we I mean, do we want to even go down here? I don't think so. See you. All right. And then you have to go. [laughter] Just avoid the lights cuz if you get caught, they kick you out. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we we need to see him then get kicked and caught. Kicked and caught out. That's what we need to do. Cuz the knights don't take kindly to strangers. All right. But we should be able to get loads of rupees here. Not that we really need them. Look at them all. There's just lots of coinage. Oh my god, that was such a fast night. Right, then we need to speak to him. Hello, Mario. Mumble mumble. Come on. Yeah. [screaming] There will be chickens. Excuse me, sir. How do I get in to see the princess? [laughter] Love that. Right. Okay. Now, where is she? She should be here. Hello. Can I have the chicken yet? Hey, your clothes, they're different. You're not from around here, are you? I'm going to call you fairy boy. Oh, you're a fairy boy from the forest. My name is M. My dad owned all around. And dad went to the castle to deliver some milk and he hasn't come back yet. Yeah, I've seen him. Wait, what? I have found your dad. Yeah, I have. He was the one that fell asleep. Was I supposed to be caught first? A I have to do it all again. I'm being in his egg very carefully. He Oh, wait. Hold on. Oh, there we go. You got a weird egg. Feel it. Feels like there's something moving inside. Set it to sea and see what happens. So, [snorts] I think we just need to walk around and then it'll just hatch. I think I think that's how this works. So, there we go. I don't need a save. I'm good. I'm good. Such a triumph of music. Wait, hold on. Can I roll into it? I think I can roll into these, can't I? Nope, I can't. Oh, yeah. Everyone talks about how like sexy and how how much of awakening the fairy was in this game. Nah, I'll show you who was an awakening for me. [laughter] And it wasn't weird triangle booby fairy lady. No, it was somebody else. Although we're not going to see them for a long time, unfortunately, but I'll let you know when we get there. Hey, a chicken hatch from the egg you incubating. It's a miracle of life. All right, chicky. [screaming] What inarnation? I like how he's got a Bowser pin. I never noticed that he has a Bowser pin. Cut a person got a little shut out here. Yes. Hello. And you might be. Yep. I'm Tail, the owner of Longhorn Ranch. I went to the castle to deliver some milk, but I sat down here to rest and I guess I fell asleep. Watermelon was looking for me. I got a catch. I missed some Look at him [laughter] go. Look at Mario go. This is what happened to Mario. He balded and then he became Chris Pratt. We got the real worst ending, didn't we? So, I think I need to place two of them. They pushed two of them here. But it's nice, you know, it gives you a full day to just take things in. They also did just mention about how um time flows. Oh, wait. Can I do it with just one? I don't think I can. I think I need both. I'm going to assume I need both. That's why they gave me two. Look, they put in helion lon ranch or something or llon milk. Must be milk on the side of that. If you didn't know, there is actually a language. Helian has an alphabet. I remember that cuz when I made my Legend of Link video, [laughter] I had to write like lawn lawn milk or I I put something. It wasn't lawn lawn. I mean something dirty. Dirty milk. Okay, hold on. Let me just crawl under. Right, here we go. Here comes a fun bit. Actually, I don't know if I can. Maybe I could have went that way. I think later when they they redid this for the 3DS, I think they put like dotted lines so you could see what they could see. Oh my god. [laughter] Look, if you if you really wanted to, you could go down there and collect a gazillion rupees. By a gazillion, I mean about 20 30, but I can only hold 99. And I've got 61, which would take me to a whopping 91. Look at those. What? What are they? They're not PNGs. They've got like a SVGs or something. Lord knows. Come on. Just move. Just move. Just move. Just wait. Just waiting. Now, if we were caught, it would suck. Again, amazing music. The whole soundtrack for this game is gorgeous. We did it. We're going to find the princess lullabi. Ah, this is it. It was fate. They were bound to meet each other. Hello, it's me. [laughter] [gasps] Who? Who are you? How did you get past the guards? Good, good point. Good point. You riffraff. Oh, what's that? Is that It's a fairy. Then are you are you from the forest? Then then you wouldn't happen to have the spiritual stone of the forest, would you? That green and shiny stone? Why, who's asking? That's the stone of my people. Do you want to buy it? Yes, I do. She's too happy. I don't like it. Just as I thought. I had a dream. In the dream, a dark cloud turned blueing over the land of I rule. But suddenly, a ray of light shot out of the forest, parted the clouds, and lit up the ground. It was a nuclear bomb. The light turned into a figure golden and a green shining stone followed by a fairy. I know this is a prophecy that someone would claim would would come from the forest. Yes, I thought you might be the one. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm profiling. I got carried away my story. I didn't even properly introduce myself. I am Zelda, princess of What is your name? Flipflam. Flimflam. Strange. It sounds somehow familiar. Okay, then. Flimflam, I'm going to tell you the secret of the secret realm. Yeah, just just just tell me everything about your royal family secrets. Please keep this secret from everyone. Okay. The legend goes like this. Yeah. We're going to we're going to learn the truth, guys. Oh, we've already been here before. The three goddesses hid the Triforce containing the power of the gods somewhere in Hyrule. I thought it was the moment the place they left. The power to grant the wish of the one who holds the Triforce in his hands. If someone with a righteous heart makes a wish, it will lead Hyrule to a golden age of prosperity. The triangles. If someone with an evil mind has his wish granted, the world will be consumed by evil. That is what has been told. So, the ancient sages built the Temple of Time to protect the Triforce from evil ones. What if you wanted to make a good wish, but you were evil? Does it not matter? Like if you I wish for world peace, but you were like secretly a bad guy. You didn't know it. How does that work? Like, oh, I thought I was a good guy. That's right. The temple of time is the entrance through which you can enter the secret realm of our world. But the entrance is sealed with a stone wall called a wall. And in order to open the door, it is said that you need to collect three key. I mean spiritual stones. And another thing you need is the treasure that the royal family keeps along with this legend. The ocarina of Oh, wrote title crawl. There it is. Just said it 1 hour in. [laughter] Did you understand well the story I just told you? Yeah. Yay. That's great. Now look at this guy. I was spying through this window just now. The other element from my dream, the dark clouds. I believe they symbolize that man there. [laughter] Will you look through the window at him? I mean I What would happen if I said no? [laughter] No. No one. No. There he is. He's different. He must be evil. Can you see the man with the evil eyes? There he is. He's to the right. [laughter] That is kind of dope. The leader of the Kerudos. They hail from the desert far to the west. Though he swears allegiance to my father, I am sure he is not sincere. The dark clouds, the coveret hier, my dream name symbolize that man. Where are some leaps and bounds here? [laughter] What happened? Did he see you? Don't worry. He doesn't have any idea what we're planning yet. Ah, look at these beautiful flowers. Yes, I told my father about my dream. He said I was stupid. He didn't believe my prophecy. But I can sense that man's evil intentions. He has bad vibes. What Gandalf is after must be none nothing less than the triangles of the sacred [laughter] realm. He must have come to Hyrule to obtain them. And he was he wants to conquer Hyrule. No, the entire world. Flipflam. Now we are the only ones who can protect Hyrule. Please, I don't believe you. [laughter] Thank you. I believe you say I don't believe you. She would just go, "Are you sure? Are you sure?" [laughter] It would just be like, >> "Are you sure?" >> Over and over. I am afraid. I have a feeling that man is going to destroy Arrow. You're such terrifying power. But it's fortunate that you have come. We must not let Ganondorf get the tribos. I will protect the Ocarina of Time with all my power. He shall not have it. You go find the other two spiritual stones. Let's get the Thrive Force before Ganondorf does and then defeat him. One more thing, take this letter. I'm sure it will be helpful to you. Yes, we're pen pals. You receive Zelda's letter. It's got an autograph. Frame it. Send it off to PSA. Get a grade 10 and sell it for $10,000. All right. Cheers. See you later. Who is that? is Imper before she became like short and hot and round in what was it? Hierro warriors I don't know something like that. I am Imper of the Shikar. I am responsible for protecting Princess Elder. Everything is exactly as the princess for. You are courageous boy. You are heading out on a big new adventure onto. My role in the princess's dream was to teach a melody to the one from the Oh, she's like just with her fingers, isn't she? This is an ancient melody passed down by the royal family. I have played a song for the princess Zelda as a lullabi ever since she was a baby. So, if you ever want to date her, just do it and then it's sort of like a hypnosis. She'll do whatever you want. There's a mysterious power in the notes. Now, listen carefully. This is called what what would you call that when indoctrination? No, that you don't realize it. It's like, oh, I love him. He sung my song. Oh god, how do I do this again? Uh, so good. Glowies. I learned something. You've learned to sail this lullabi. If the castle soldiers find you, there will be trouble. Let me lead you out of the castle. Well done, game. Finding a way to get me out of there without uh me going back or getting caught. Oh, you just put me straight out. Look at She's got a little shanker on her back. You brave lad. We must protect this beautiful land of Hyrule. Take a good look at that mountain. That is Death Mountain, home of the Gorans. Ah, you should be fine there. Not Not an issue. At the foot of Death Mountain, you will find my village, Kakarigo. That is where I was born and raised. You should talk to some of the villagers. There before you go to Death Mountain. The song I just taught you has some mysterious power. Only royal family members are allowed to learn this song. Remember, it will help you to prove your connection to the royal family. The princess is waiting for you to return to the castle with the stones. All right, we're counting on you. Gas lighting. No, that's not it. I don't know what it is. Well, anyway, I best head over there before it becomes night. That's right, game. Turn me to face the right way. Could I do the other one first? Could I do >> the blue like the Zoras? No, maybe I could. Hold on. Let me just do this. How much? [gasps] A penny. A penny saved is a penny earned. Really, I should be sidest stepping. I know, guys. Newbie newbie mistake. Kakaro village. I'm here. Bye. Right. Is there anyone I really need to talk to here? Like Andrew to collect the chickens and then I can use the chickens to glide onto something. I think I can't remember what it is, but there definitely is is a use for it. Wait, is there a piece of heart all the way up the top here? Hold on. Is it all the way up there? There's a butterfly up there. I don't think it is. When I was a kid, right, I had my granddad made like a rec recreation of this for me cuz I was like, "Oh, it's like this tower. You go it be really big." It was made of cardboard and cellar tape and stuff, but it was so cool. Oh, yeah. That guy's like, "Oh, how'd you get up there?" really cool. Bye. Um I mean we could learn the song of storms. I think uh it's fine. You've got plenty of legs. You're okay. You got the scultula family. But I don't think I have enough scultulas. Andrew's like, I need all me chickens back. Please. I guess we could start this. We could get a piece of heart. Sure. E. I'll take it. Well, I need this guy first. I can't remember why I need this guy. I think I need to jump off something in order to get another chicky. Yeah. So, I need to go over here to get that chicken. Throw that one. Throw that one. Look at them bounce. Just a bunch of chickens. Okay. Oh, this is going to be bad now. Oh, god damn it. Okay, fine. Now you stop. >> [screaming] >> There's one up there. I'm trying to remember how to get to that, though. Look, I got you, chicken. You're bloody useless. I'll get your other one as well. Oh, so I never could turn the camera. I could just do the Z target. Interesting. I also need to somehow get up there. And I'm trying to remember how to do that. How do I get that? How do I get that chicken up there? There he is. No. Come back here, you. I'm not falling for it. I'm not I'm not going to I'm not going to hit you with anything. Cuz if I do, the chicken's come after me. Oh, we don't want that. One left. One. One more chicken left. I think I'm able to just get over this. Oh, yes. There we go. That's how we do it. I don't think you can get over this way otherwise. And that should be all three of them. Once I get the guy up here, how the How did you get up here though? Jeez, a terrible chicken keep. My cookers have run away. Please help me bring the other three back to the You've got three more. [music] Was at the very start. Do you think I just ran past the Yeah, I ran past it at the [laughter] very There you go. Can I have my heart, please? Thank you for finding my coco. I have allergies, so I get goosebumps when I touch them. Uh, sorry. For helping me, I will give you this. It's fine glass. You should be useful or and should be useful. It's fine glass. Please take care of it. Oh, it's for a bottle. Oh, never mind. This is way worth it. Sweet. Freaking sweet l. All right. Okay. Well, that's my adventures done for now. I guess I'll go up to the mountain of doom. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Before I do this, I need to get Oh, there's no shopkeeper. H. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got this. I got this. Like, I will not let you through unless you have this. Oh my god. This surely is for Princess Zelda's handwriting. Well, let's see. This is Flimflam. He is under my orders to save Hyrule. [laughter] Wow. What a kind of funny game is this princess is up to. Okay. Okay. All right. You can go now. Just be careful. I like like that's good enough. I'm just sending this guy to his doom. It's pretty funny, right? He's like, "Yeah, go on then." Up you get. Go on. By the way, Mr. Hero, if you're going to climb Death Mountain, you should equip a proper shield. It's an active volcano after all. If you go back to Hierru Castle Town Market, you should check out the bizarre. They sell shield there. Tell them I sent you and they should give you a special discount. If you think you're good to go already, don't worry about it. Now, I'd like to ask a favor of you. No, I don't expect you to do it. Is this where I ask for the mask? Have you been to the Happy Mask Shop that just opened in Hyrule Castle? It's amazing. My My little boy pested me for a popular mask, but I don't have time to go there. So, could you go and get the mask for me next time you were in market? If you don't feel like it, that's okay. But, well, I have no choice. This is my job. Sigh. All right. Well, we got to go back and get a shield. Ah, hello, chicken. Nice to see you back. Oh, they've all returned. I literally did nothing and she's let them all go again. Well, she did say she had allergies. [screaming] Yeah, there we go. That's what I like to see. I think. Do they take off one heart each? He's like, "Oh my god, they do take off a heart each." Run, run, [laughter] stupid chickens. Think in there, people. How dare they? Well, you know, if we if we can speed up, we'll I'll perfect my uh my running technique. Oh, the back flip. I forgot about that. No, I will not let it become night again. Okay, hold on. [laughter] That was close. That was close. It will not be night on my watch. Doop doop doop doop doop. Okay. Can I have it now? 80 rupees. He said he'd give me discount. Oh, sorry. Hold on. I need to talk to you. Welcome. Talk to owner. My current hot seller is the Hilian shield, but it might be too big for you, kid. So, it's just 80 rupees anyway. I can't even tell him that I was sent. Oh my god. Okay, fine. We'll go mask salesman. Hello. You'll be a major's mask. I am the happy [laughter] m. How would you like to be a happiness salesman? I'll lend you a mask. You sell the mask and bring the money back here. If you want to read the fine print, take a look at the sign right over there. After you've sewed all the masks, you will become happy yourself. Happy. Give me the keton mask. For 10 rupees, I'll do it. Thank you. You borrowed the keton mask. Wear it with C to show off how happy you are. He's like, happy Pikachu. Right. We need to make money, guys. We're going to have to uh we're going to have to gamble a little bit here. Well, not really gamble. We're just going to have to do this. Yeah, I want to play. Gabble me, buddy. Woo. Oh. [laughter] Oh, yeah. The other way, I think. No. Oh, there we go. That's good. I am not going to get Oh, god. Oh, yes. I've only got two left. Did I Oh, did I I missed two? Well, all right. I'll let you try one more time for When did I miss two? What do you mean miss to? Oh, did I run out of bullets? God, it's so finicky. There we go. Oh, damn. Ah, balls. Right. Okay. Here we go. Ready? Hop. Right. The other two. Hop. Hop. Oh, he's going to give me a free one. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a free one. I got this. I got this. I got this. Come on. Yes. Thank you. Oh, you're going to give me a don't know what to say. [music] There we go. 81. Nice. Right, let's go get that shield. Bing bong. Biggly bong. Bing bong. Wiggly bong. Fine. I'll buy. You heard about us from the god at Death Mountain Gate? Well, I have to give you a good deal then. Wait, how much? You got a helen shield switch to subscri just give it to me for free. Uh, you gave me 15 rupees off. [gasps] I think I still would have needed to uh to have done or gotten more rupees. So, it's not so bad. They could have been worse. Bye-bye. Oh, it's it's going to become night. Okay, cool. Right. Well, I [screaming] tried. But that's okay. Ready for this skelly boneses. Zombies. Look at them. [screaming] Oh my god. Oh, that's okay. Well, at least they're gone. That was a bit scary for a second there. I was worried. Imagine if there was like loads more that just like sprung up wherever you were. That'd be absolutely terrifying. See, [laughter] I was expecting it to come through the stairs. I was like, "Oh, well, I guess I guess that's it. He's uh you know, whatever." This is the depressed guy that in Majura's mask is like the chicken dude. People are disgusting. My own father and mother are disgusting. You must be disgusting, too. All right. Well, fine. Fair enough. Didn't say anything to him. Poor guy. I wonder who his mother and father were. [gasps] What evil things did they do? All right. Join Pikachu. Here's Pikachu. There you go. Ha. Do you think you're in disguise, Mr. Hero? Oh, is that a key something character mask? I heard he's very popular recently. Me, Pikachu. He's my boy's favorite. That key something mask. If you don't mind, will you sell it to me? Yes. My boy will be very Oh, look. He's wearing it. You are a You really are a Mr. Hero. You should You sold the 10 rupee mask for 15 rupees. You earned a little profit. Let's go to the mask shop and pay back the mask price for 10 rupees. Travel all that way for five pennies. What a waste. Here we are. Death Mountain Trail. Beautiful. See, if you're not at night, it's likeun or something like that. I don't know. I can't remember the theme. But uh at night time, it's all peaceful and quiet. Up we go. See you later, little spinners. In fact, I can do this. [screaming] [screaming] Yo, never catch me. Oh, maybe you will. Hey, look at Goron. See you. Oh, wrong way. [screaming] Speed running. Speed running strats. Yeah, look at that. I know what I'm doing. Hey, Goron. Oh, he didn't want to talk to me. Uhoh. He tries to stop you, little booger. I thought that all the Gorans were gone, though. Oh, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. We need to do the thing. We need to do the thing. Oh, wait. Hey, dude. Oh, wait. No, I can't do it yet, can I? [gasps] That's right. I can't I can't lift up bomb flowers yet. Wait a minute. Am I Am I remembering things right? No. All the Gorans are gone when you're an adult. That's right. Okay. Hey, Mr. Gor, I might as well talk to you then. Oh, I'm so hungry. Everyone feels faint from hunger because of the food shortage in this town. We're in danger of extinction. It's all because we can't enter our quarry, the Dongo's cavern. We g live on a diet of rocks and the most delicious and nutritious rocks around the Dongo's cave. But that seems like ancient history now. We've become such gourmet that we can't stand to eat rocks from anywhere else. Ah, I want to eat the top sirloid rocks from the gargo cabin. Is that right? Right. Where do we get the goring bracelet from? I've completely forgotten about that. Hey, hey, it's dangerous for a little kid like you to come out here. You might fall down. If I'm not mistaken, you came out here to eat the red stone. Well, too bad it's not here. What? That's not why you're here. You're looking for a spiritual stone? You must mean that delicious looking red stone that was once displayed here. I was so hungry that I thought it would be okay to just give it one tiny little lick. So, I snuck out here, but it was already gone. I think Big Brother took it away. He always says that everyone is after that red stone. Big Brother has shut himself up in his room saying, "I will wait in here for the royal family's messenger." Oh, well, goody. That's me. All right then. Uh. Oh my god. I've forgotten the song. No. No. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There we go. I remembered it. I was like, there's only one song I've learned. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. I am the messenger. It is me. Sup, dude. How you doing? What the heck? Who are you? When I heard the song of the royal family, I expected their messenger had arrived. But you're just a little kid. Has Daruna, the big boss of the Gorans, really lost his what status that he gets. Whatever. I'm the king now. I'm really angry. Get out of my face now. Are you asking why I'm such a bad mood right now? Ancient creatures have infested the dongo's cavern. We've had a poor harvest of special crop bum flowers. Starvation is hunger because of the rock shortage. But this is a gourd problem. We don't need any foreigners. [laughter] Well, that's fine. I'm about to rock your world. I mean, hold on. Uh, there we go. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I mean, hold on. Hold on. Yeah, there we go. Oh, there's pots over there. Yeah. I mean up just one. Oh no. [screaming] Ah damn it. There we go. That's that open. There we go. Got that. Woo. Look at me spin. [laughter] I'm so cool. Right. Okay. So, I think I might need this. Is there another one I can do? Yes. Right. So, this is the Lost Woods area. Oh, so I didn't mean to stab you there, dude. So, now I can quickly go and do a little shortcut. can go. And then this should send me to the Lost Woods. Hey, over here. Oh, Flim Flam. Good to see you again. Listen to this. Oh, dude. After going through the lost woods, you will come upon the sacred forest meadow. That is a sacred place where few people have ever walked. Oh, yeah. I forgot about this. What's that? I can hear a mysterious tune. You should listen for that tune, too. Woohoo. Do Do you want me Do you want to hear what I said again? No. No. No. No. If you're courageous, you will make it through the forest just fine. Just follow your ears and listen to the sounds coming from the forest. Hood. Thank you, Mr. Owl. Thank you. ever the pleasure. All right. Is there any No. Okay. So, I need a bomb to do that. Okay. So, we need to go in here. Okay. That's to the Zora area. Okay. Is it this way? No. Oh, this is it. Nice. Am I back where I started? I feel like I'm back where I started. Okay. Uh, no. It's this way. Oh, that's it. We must be in the meadow. We're in the meadow. Sacred. Oh my god. It's a werewolf. [screaming] Kill it. Oh. Oh, one shot. Wow. Okay. Well, so much for a guardian. [laughter] He's freaking dead. He's dead in one. Is this the moblins? Is this like the only time the moblins appear? Oh, no. It's not. Moblins are when you get older. Oh my god. Stop. Just Just run. It's fine. I'mma go this way. Hello. We must get to the meadow so we can see the Seraria. up. It's fine. I've got HP for days. Is she here? Is she here? There she is. [sighs] I like how they they tie things all together and it's only when you're an adult, you're like, "That's that's the forest temple." And then like, "Oh, that that's what that symbol means." But when you're a kid and you're playing through it the first time, you have no idea. It's like, "Oh, this is a weird thing." Hey, sorry for leaving you. Um, I've killed people now. [laughter] I've been waiting for you, Flim, Flam. This is the sacred forest meadow. It's my secret place. I feel this place will be very important for both of us someday. That's what I feel. If you want Oh, sorry. If you play the ocarina here, you can talk with the spirits in the forest. Would you like to play the ocarina with me? Don't do it. [laughter] It's like it's like no, not don't do it. Don't do it. Okay. Try to follow along with the melody I will play. Are you ready? Ah, easy peasy. It also helps that it tells me what notes are coming up as well. Thank you. Nailed it. Nailed it. I know you're worried, guys. Will he do it? Will he Will he Don't know. Heck yeah. Oh, that was weird. Please don't forget this song. Do you promise? When you want to hear my voice, play Sia song. You can talk with me anytime. Oh, brilliant. We have Sia Rerea's song. You've learned Saria's song. All right. See you later. Never going to see you ever again, I don't think. It's interesting because she turns into like a little guide. If you ever really get stuck in the game, you can just like ring her up, be like, "Sorry, I'm lost. What do I do?" Which is funny because when I was a kid, I actually rang up the phone line that was in the the the booklet if you ever got lost. Oh, I nailed it. Right. Where's me ball? Where's me where we There we go. Yeah. Yeah, if you ever got stuck in the game, there was a help line in the booklet and I rang it up. I prisoner mine. See you later. Yeah. And I rang up I think it was the shadow temple. I didn't know how to get the boat to move in the shadow temple. There's like a little boat with it. Dingle dangle bells and I had no idea how to make it move. So I rang them up and they had not a clue what I where cuz my mom was like cuz she knew it was like a a sort of P. Oh god. Yes. Did you learn an Ocarina song from Sio? That melody seems to have some mysterious power. There may be some other mysterious songs like this that you can learn in Hyrule. If you hold the ocarina with C where a melody is necessary, a musical staff will appear. I recommend that you play a song you know. I also suggest that you play even when a score is not displayed. Just like this hoot. Thank you. Thank you. Anyway, back to my story. Melodies have how many melodies you have learned will be recorded on the quest status subscreen. You should memorize those melodies. Bye-bye. Yeah. So, I rang them up. They had no idea. They were like They were like, "Do you need to know how to get back to the uh Oh, I didn't mean to do that. Well, that's a booger. I'll have to go do it all again." Although, I have the songs. Is this Oh, yep. Okay. So, we can go down here and play for a little bit. Um, and they were like, "Oh, you trying to find the entrance to the Shadow Temple?" I was like, "No, I'm in the Shadow Temple." And it took ages uh for them to find out. Hey, dudes. Um then should Should we play a song? Follow along with our song on your Acarina. We'll lead you into it. Oh. Oh, it's one of these. Oh god. Okay. Oh, I didn't realize. I was waiting for the the thing to come up. Hey, up right down. Right. Oh, I got it right. [laughter] Yeah. So, in the end, I actually just figured it out while I was on the phone call. My mom took over the phone call to try and explain what was happening in the temple banner. Um, and then I just figured it out. Hey, right, left, down. But how crazy is that? There used to be people on phones to try and help you if you got stuck in a game. A right, left, down, left. A, right, left, down, left. That was quite a nice session. As a token of our friendship, please take this heart. Oh, what? Oh, do you have to keep playing to get the heart? Ah. Oh my god. We're going for a final one. Right, left, A, down, left, up, A, down. Right, left, A, down, over, A, down. Okay. Right, left, A, down, left, up, A, down. Hey, that was quite a nice session. as a token of our friendship. Please take this finally. Good God. All that for Bye-bye city. Goran city. Gorans where I go when I need a poo. When I need a poo. Sorry, it's been a long long session. [laughter] All right. All right. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Uh what was it again? Uh it's got to be that. Yeah. There you go. D. Look at all the leaves. I used razor leaf. It's super effective cuz you're a rock type. Dancy dance. Wait, is that a spear? Why is it never noticed there's a spear there? Oh my goodness. Well, there he goes. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hot hat. What a hot to be. Hey, what a nice tune. And just like that, my depression is all gone. See, it's easy, guys. Uh, something [laughter] just came over me. I suddenly wanted to dance like crazy. I am Dunia. I'm the big boss of the Grons. Was there something you wanted to ask me about? What? You want a spiritual stone of fire, too? The spiritual stone of fire, also known as the Goran's ruby, is our race's hidden treasure. But hold on. I'm not going to give it to you that easily. If you want it so badly, why don't you go destroy the monsters inside of the dongo's cavern and prove you're a real man? That way, everybody will be happy again. If you do it, I'll give you anything you want, even a spiritual stone. I have something for you. I'm not really giving you this in return for anything, but take it anyway. If you wear this, even a little fella like you could pick up a bomb flower with a the Goron bracelet. That's super shiny gold. Yes, I can pull bon flowers. There we go. See you. Thanks for the mooney. I was going to say now that we can we can throw something in there, but it's random. You might get a happy face. If you get a happy face, I think you get a piece of a heart. If you don't get a happy face, you don't get anything. Although, oh, wait. This is where I wanted to go. There is there is that other dude at the top who if you visit him when you're an adult, you get like the the sword, but he I I think he requires something. I can't remember what he requires. I think I want to go this way. Sorty time. Some money. Maybe it's money. If you pay him a certain amount, he'd be like, "Oh, it'll take like five years or 10 years." And that guy, you can stop with a with a bomb as well. But we don't care about that. All he gives you is a piece of art. What we care about is the important stuff, like getting the special gems. I mean, oh no. Throw it. Nice gum. All right. See you later. It wasn't me. Oh, wait. Hold on. I can just I can take a shortcut. Woo. Nice. Right. Off we go for the first mission. I mean, second cave. second dungeon. The dongo, although it hasn't started yet. Sorry, we need to open it. That's right. Because the the gorans couldn't do this. There you go. If if they could just do that, then they can get in. But I guess maybe there's things in here that want them dead. So maybe that's why they don't go in. But then send me, so that's fine, I guess. Oh god, you again. It looks like there are many lava pits around here. So, watch your step. Cats, get there. Where do I need to go first? That's the question. Through there. Oh, maybe through there. I guess I'll go this way. I remember this one being cool cuz you have to light the eyes. Oh, plus the boss is pretty cool. Oh, this isn't the one with like a lens of truth thing, is it? Oh my god. Have we got the map already? Heck yeah. I I I miss old dungeons. [laughter] They're just so easy. Look, you you threw a thing at the wall. Brilliant. You got a map. Good on you. Uh is there any Right. Okay. I can't do anything there. So, I guess I have to go back. Oh, nope. Nope. Not good. Ah, still burning. Yeah, it's hot. Fire is hot. Mr. Laser Eyes. Hello. Got a lovely little fat belly. Lasers. I don't think I can get up there. But we can do these. Now question. Will I complete this play through without dying? Oh god. That's it. That's all that was there. Oh, do I need to kill these things? I might need to kill these things. Hey dude. Oh, wait. Is this called an II? a Beimos and bang down here. Oh, there's another one over there. Never mind. This is probably where I need to go. Uh, I'm trying to think like which is my favorite Zelda game. I don't know. You know, I have a soft spot. Is this baby dong? Baby dingies. Oh my god. I have a soft spot for Twilight Princess. I know it's not a good movie. I mean game. Or at least people don't think it's a good game. Don't these guys blow up? Oh no, he killed another one. All right, so I think what I need to do is get one of them to follow me and I need to kill it. Oh, you you know what it is? I'll probably just get my weapon. I'll probably just get bombs, won't I? I think that's that's probably what this is going to be. It's going to be a bomb. Oh, they're going to go. [laughter] I always liked when they did that. Oh, the Which one's going to come alive? Oh, none of them are. All right, then. I'm trying to grab. Come on. Get on the symbol. So weird that they decided to use like a religious symbol for like their regular thing. Very strange. Like they have other symbols they made like the Goran symbol, deu symbol and all that, but they were like, "No, no, no. We need real bats." No, they're called keys for some reason. Oh no. [laughter] Oh, is this a lizard goes? I love this guy. I'm your biggest fan. Hit me. Go on. Ah, you signed my shield. Yes. [screaming] I love you, dude. A find the other one. Come over then. Where's the other one? Oh, do you want Is the other one over there? Is the other one's like I love these guys. They're so stupid. I love you. Biggest fan. [screaming] Look at him run away. He's like, "No, he hurt me really bad." Oh, he's like still running away like, "No, it's your turn. You get him." I love these guys cuz they have a death animation. Like, oh, they fall down. They don't just go and die and they go, "Ah, look at him. We watch his friend die. How terrible is that?" [screaming] I mean, oh, sorry. Oh, okay. Fine. You got some free hits in. Fair enough. Be [screaming] happy. Bless lizard men. They're so cool. I love lizard men. I paint Lizman actually. Sarafon as the cool kids call them. Oh, is this where there's more of them? Don't know what that is. Some something's making a big ruckus in here. Oh, it's a bigger one. I love these guys. Hold on. This is where we learn how to defeat the boss. Would you believe? Ready? Come on. A [screaming] No, that was bad. [laughter] Never mind. Right. Okay. Okay. I I can't die. I can't die. I can't die. I said I wasn't going to die. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. When he swoops around, it's pretty dangerous. [screaming] I mean, hy. Okay. Can I get him? Yeah, there he goes. And then he's going to explode. Kaboom. Although, I'm sure there's going to be hard. I think I completed Twilight Princess without dying. I don't I don't think it's that much of a brag if I'm honest to uh Oh, are you going to set on fire for me? A He didn't though. Whoa, one shot. I didn't realize that was going to be one shot. Okay, I hear a fire somewhere. There it is. There it is. We need to get a stick. I need a stick. Hold on. I just want to get rid of that ferry. It's It's precariously uh on my quick select screen. And then another one. Actually, I don't even think I need to kill these guys. I just need to do this. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to hit you. Bye-bye. Woo. And now we're going to open something. Oh, the gate across that way. Wait, was there anything in there we needed to do? I did blow something up, didn't I? And I never found out what that was. Hey, dude. Oh, the other guys are back. Oh, that's good. Didn't want to feel like I was uh I'm killing someone for nothing. They all come back. It's all okay. Yeah, I destroyed this and never found out what this was. Oh, he's just ah Does he trade? Does he give me a trade? I can't remember what this guy does. Uh, I guess I'll equipped it just for this one time. Oh, then. Well done. Like I'm so sorry. All right. Who I haven't heard. I will sell you a deg sticks. Oh, is that all you do? I mean, I guess I could have to be fair. [laughter] sticks are like the best weapon in the game. They do more damage than your like little kiri sword. They light things. I mean, I don't know if they set things on fire, like enemies on fire. They're really good. They're like the deu stick stocks are like really good. Like PSA grading them. Made that joke again. But you know, we're running out of ideas here. See you. Oh, we also need to switch my shield back cuz if I get set on fire again, that's it. It's gone. And then I have to buy another one. All right. Oh, this should be pretty easy. You just have to lift one up. Yeah, I know. Nav'i guard. Oh, there's a thing here, too. Oh, well, that bounced. [laughter] I went through it. Okay. Wait, what? Oh, I see what I needed to do. I was a bit too gungho about it. I seem to remember there being a room in the Master Quest version of this that stumped me. Oh, I hear a golden scultula. Do I have to climb on the vines or is that just Okay, I'm going to go this way cuz I feel like this is where I'm going to get my weapon. Oh, maybe it is. They go. I remember these guys. They make funny sounds. Funny sound. Well, give me my bombs first. I've got a a compass. Not as good as a bomb, not going to lie. Come over here. Fight me. Okay, never mind. Apparently, what I need to do is throw a bomb to him, then wake him up. Okay, never mind. The bomb just goes off cuz it knows it's an enemy. Oh, that you can come over here. Yeah, he's going nuts. Oh, there we go. Oh, nice. So, I got my bombs. No, I got a compass. Never mind. That was like a waste of time. I didn't even need that. Ah, yes. Perfect. Got to love it. Just something to really slow down the pace of the game. Steps. You can't just climb. Now, where is this scultula? Must be in there. I think you need the fire arrow for it. Oh, there's a little one. Oh, but there's a bigger one there. Yeah, you can't get that unless you've got a hook shot. And I ain't got a Wait, no, hold on. I can climb this, I think. Did I run out of seeds? Cuz I spent them all. Oh, no. I've got five. Okay, it could be worse. But I mean, I guess I could kill them both. Oh, he only takes one. Nice big buglebe. I could probably now go and get a bigger uh wallet. I saw that. [snorts] Can't skip out on some free nuts. Am I right, guys? Or girls. I don't know. [laughter] Oh no. Never mind. He hasn't seen me die. You have though. Oh, never mind. I'm I I meant to do that, but that'll do. Uh >> Oh, I can just grab you. All right, cool. Whoa, there's like two pairs of ladders on this. That's weird. Thank you. That's all I need to do. Sweet. Where's my weapon? Oh, look a fire keys. It looks cool, actually. Let's kill him. [laughter] Oh, almost didn't do the right one there. You know what? This game indoctrinated me so much that I thought that no matter how far you fall, as long as you do a roll, you'll be okay. [laughter] I remember telling my dad that as well. He was like, "What?" Cuz of course he would be. All right. I don't know. It's just one of these. Oh, watch out. There's dangerous spiky things that go and you know, you got to you got to z around corners like you're in a stealth game. Oh my god. Yes, I get it. All right. Is there Is there one here? Is there one this way? No, there isn't. Wait, can I grab this? I don't know if I want to grab it. I want to climb. I want to climb. Oh. Oh, [gasps] this is the first time that I'm actually struggling in a puzzle. Ooh. Uh, maybe not. Maybe not. Hold on. It's just not like straightforward. >> Okay. Wait, what do I want this for, though? Go on. Give me a heart or something useless. Oh, 20 rupees. 20 buckaroonies. Oh, I didn't even see this. Oh, there's a thing here. Ready? Boom. I didn't realize they Oh, kind of glitched there. They look like um freaking King Bob or whatever he's called from um Super Mario 64 or other game that I haven't heard of. Yay! Woo! Here we go. Just avoid those guys. Ah, I didn't see him. And boss room. Boss room. More lizards. Yes. My favorite, my boys. [screaming] I mean, oh, [laughter] got you. Got you. Got you. It's a shame about this bit though, the waiting. He's like, "Oh." Oh, he had to pull out his sword. You see that? He didn't have his sword to begin with. Hit your sword. Frame. Perfect. Off he goes. He's put his sword away. Freddy's. He's going to get ready. Watch him. Watch him. He goes, he does a little spin. I never noticed that. [screaming] I mean, I I guess I could use my stick, but I don't want to break it. Ready? Now, that's how you earn sea weapon. I like how they don't notice. I just keep attacking his shins. Nobody beats the shin killer. All right. Look, there's like little hearts is over there. Oo, what is this? Oh, it's above the other one. Oh, that's cool. I didn't notice that. Oh, and there's flowing lava, too. Oo, roll through Link. You don't have to fight them. Look at that. I didn't even take any damage doing that. It was always interesting to me cuz I think they called that the roll attack. And I I I never knew that it could. Well, I don't even think it can do damage. Right. Okay. So, we need to go in here. Go. And then you're like, "Oh, wait. But [gasps] where is it?" There it is. N'vi being as helpful as always. Boop. And now we must come out onto this bit. Yeah. Thought so. And then we go. Hey. Yep. Uh, don't get the treasure chest cuz well well let's see what it is. It's a big We've got the map. We got the compass. Boss key. That's normally after a boss fight. Oh, there it is. Now we've got it. Made of Ddongo's stomach. 20 bombs inside. Now you can set thingies with thingies. I have a feeling that this is not really not really going to be worth it. Okay. Oh my god. How quickly do these Oh no. These bombs explode so quick. I just wanted to bounce. Oh, it's another little door. But if I go down, I can't. No, I'll come back once I do the thing I need to do here. Look at that. What does this say? This will be like light the Dongo's eyes. Giant dead dongo. When it sees red, a new way to go will be open. I was right. Now, do you think it'll be worth it? Although, it's definitely not going to be worth it, right? like whatever is in that other room, it's not part of this game or it's not part of what it wants me to do. Okay, ready? So, we grab a bomb and then we dropped the bomb. Oh, and then we almost fall on it. It sees red. He's really angry. Ready? It's raw. And there it is. Nice. Get a go in his gob. Oh no. Thank you. Oh, maybe we should go that way then. This will be like a couple of rupees, which I've already maxed out on now. And that'll be me for the rest of the game. I'll just be maxed out. So, you know what? For the sake of it, I'm going to go back that way because there's a reason why that up and downy has all of a sudden arrived. It's so I can come back here, right, and see what this is. I hate you. I hate I hate all of you. God damn it. wasting my time. Yep. In we go. Oh, it's not the boss right away. What is this? Oh no. [screaming] I mean, yeah. All right. Now, what what do we see? We have to Oh, we need a We need something though cuz as soon as we step off it. Uhoh. Uhoh. I need something. Wait, which way did I come in? Okay, I didn't come in that way. Oh no, he's coming. He's Oh, he missed us. Right, but we're pretty much at the boss door now. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, I'll get it eventually, guys. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. I need the patience. I mean, people like, "Why aren't you see targeting?" Cuz I'm a pro. I don't need it. Oh, here we go. Why are these boulders here? Okay, there's another one we need to push out over here. Uh, right. [screaming] There's another Oh, a fairy. Well, I've already captured one of you, but I guess I'll eat you. Or do you not want Okay, that's fine. I don't actually need you, right? And now once I'm here, I can push this out and we are free to take on the boss. You think we can take all three on? I don't think we can actually. Is it going to? Oh no, I'm on fire. Come on, push. Push. Ah, I'm on fire again. Stupid keys. I mean, if you want me to go into the boss with a disadvantage, fair enough. And there we go. Oh, look at him. [laughter] He's raring to go. No. You are scarier than the boss. Oh, this is cool. It's like Oh, wait. Yes. That's it. We got We The boss isn't here. It's just bombs. Ominous. I wonder if we have to do this. Whoa, there we go. [screaming] And we're fine. Didn't even roll. We're good. Are you ready? Are you ready? Oh, look. We get that POV shot as well. Like, oh no. Oh no, he's huge. Oh, it's King Dingus. Also love that. No, that's not what I wanted. I'm going to No. Yes. Click it again. [laughter] Uh, put it there. Put it there. Ready? Go on then. A [screaming] there we go. We need to follow him around. Follow him around. He does a roly pololy. I mean, he's a pretty terrible boss, let's be honest. To it. [laughter] Didn't stand a chance against the great deu sticks. Beautiful. I make this game look easy. Look at him. He melts. It's like, oh, my only weakness. If only I hadn't rolled into the lava. I'm an idiot. And man, look at him. The lava turns hard. And there he goes. Look at him. I think if you come back later, he's gone, though. Who ate him? I don't know. Can you hit him? No, you can't [screaming] hit him. But he's cool. Look at him frozen in time like the Terminators. And that's it. Now we get uh we get stranger dangered by Gorons, I think. [music] Yeah. Woohoo. We did it. There he is. Dunima. Oh, look. He's happy. He's happy. It's me, Darunia. Well done. Bag. Thanks to you, we can once again eat the delicious rocks from the Ddongo's cavern until our stomachs burst. What a wild adventure. It would make an incredible story. I can't believe that the Ddongus suddenly appeared in such great numbers and that big rock blocking the cave. All this trouble must have been caused by that the guy from the desert. Oh, he's a thief now. He's from the desert. He's a thief. He said, "Give me the spiritual stone. Only then will I open the cave for you." You, on the other hand, risked your life for us, kid. I like you. I was about you and I become sworn brothers. Now, there's no big ceremony involved. Just take this as a token of our friendship. Well, then we're brothers. Brother, go on, brother. What are you doing? What are you doing? Stop. Stop. Wow. Shiny red jewel. Oh, it's so pretty. I love it. You obtain the Goron's ruby. This is the spiritual stone of fire passed down by the Gorons. You don't know what he means by sworn brothers, but you've collected two spiritual stones. You have one more to find. Now, it's time for the ceremony. You'll keep brushing up on your skills as you travel, won't you? You should go see the great fairy on top of Death Mountain. She will power you up. Hey, everybody, let's see brother now. Kill him. You did great. How about a big Goran hug, brother? A brother spherical. All right. Okay. Well, I guess we'll see greatest bigger sparious. Really, the only reason I'm going to do it is because we get to ride the owl. And I want to ride the owl. Hear that cow? There will be a cow in these woods. What? Rubbish. Okay. Well, I guess I didn't need to do that one. Oh my god. Were they always this quick at detonating? Okay. Don't know where that one went. What? One, two, three, four. Yeah, there we Okay, we'll just take the long way round. There's a cow hiding. Well, we don't really need a cow. I mean, it's just hiding under that rock. If you play Lon Ranch theme, it'll make milk. But we've got fairies. Oh, no. No [screaming] rocks. Thank god I've got a shield. It's not like the weight or anything would crush me. It's fine. Up we go up up the mountain. Oh my god. Dingling. There we go. Two bouts will do. Okay, three bouts will do. Do I have slingshot ammo? I hope I do. I think I might just have like three or something. I've got seven. In fact, seven's good. [laughter] Okay. If you drop nuts, I might have Hold on. Hold on. Do you want to see what happens when they get annoyed? I mean, you could just avoid it if you're lucky and he doesn't go he doesn't turn your way. Oh. Oh, we're lucky. Yeah. Oh god. Oh god. I'm not I'm not right. Well, you've lost your living privileges, I'm afraid. Sorry, dude. Okay, there we go. It's only a spider. It's you. Woohoo. You've done well to come all the way up here. Flip flap. This is the summit of the sacred death mountain hoot. It is said that the clouds surrounding this peak reflect condition. The condition of death mountain. When they look normal, it is at peace. Climbing all the way up here just proves how smart you are. Now I want to see you make another smart move. The great fairy lives on this mountain top and she will give you a new skill. She is a leader of the fairies, you know. I will perch here and wait for you when you're ready to go back down. I can help you. Now get going. Free the fairy. Free. There we go. I mean, it looked like it was made out of plywood or something. Okay. And this is it. This is the part where all the little boys lost their mind when they played it for the first time. You're about to find out why if you haven't seen this before. It's the screen that makes it really [laughter] beautiful. Now look at them polygons. I think it's creepy if anything. [laughter] Her face is just creepy. I am the great fairy of power. I'm going to grant you the saw technique. receive it. Now, I mean, you could have came up with any design for a fairy. It didn't have to be Just remember that. It didn't have to be this one. Yet, here we are. [laughter] It's bold. It's out there. You mastered the sacred sword spin attack. Hold B to charge your weapon. Release B to unleash a wave of energy when you spin. If you want to release energy without charging a weapon, just rotate the stick once and press B. Oh, didn't know that. When you charge power for a spin tag, magic power will be consumed. Pay attention to your green magic meter. Hey, boy, you're a messenger of the royal family, aren't you? Next time you're in their neighborhood, you should drop in on our a friend of mine who lives in Hyru Castle. She'll surely grant you another new power. When your battle has made you weary, please come and see me. [crying] Does she turn into little fairies? No. And now we have a magic meter. But really, the main reason why we came here was this. Hoot. Do you want to come down the mountain? Grab my clothes. Grab my strong hand. [screaming] >> [gasps] >> It's so fun. I mean, he basically goes back up the mountain there. It just it gives a sense of scale. It's so good. And he put me on top of the the house, which ah that's how you get up here. I did wonder that. Right. We need to We need to not jump off. That's what we want to do. And then we can go in here and say hello to the cow. Hello, cow. That's my heart. Mine. Mine. [laughter] And off we go. Oh, well, I guess we'll get a bigger wallet. Oh, there's a scultula here. [gasps] I forgot about the day and night cycle shift. It might make the difference. So, we may as well get it. Look at how big it is. Imagine you saw a spider that big in real life. Would you do this to it? Would you poke it with a big sharp stick? Oh, and another one. Woo! >> [screaming] >> Nice. You found a gold scultular head or whatever it is. Is there one of them free? A none of them are free. Oh, I haven't killed enough. What I used to like doing was this cuz you can do Hold on. Hold on. Ready? Ready. See some cool. You hit him, right? Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. There we go. [laughter] And then you just leave. Little bit of disrespect. So basically they're a family that hoarded their wealth and got cursed because of it. Something like that. And then they got turned into scultulas. And only by killing all the golden scultulas do they return back to normal. When they return back to normal they give you money or sorry they give you a bigger wallet. Oh my god. Skellyy boneses. Hey, it's back. Oh my god. I thought I thought I went through the bridge there. So now we just need to do the zoras. I think we might be okay to just go up there and just do the zoras. I don't think we need any specific like go to the mountain like with the gorons. I think we're okay. Oh, wait. Hold on. Who takes the skull mask? I I can't remember. Oh, great. You sold it. Please pay me back now. All right. Payment received. Thank you. A horn skull mask. You borrow a school mask. Wear it with C. Show it off. You feel like a monster while you wear this. Oh, it's got to it's got to be somebody who's scared. I feel like there was a knight who was scared. Like a scaredy knight or something. I don't know. Anyway, let's go see the other fairy. [laughter] You've got to be very particular. There's literally like one way to climb this thing. It's hard to describe the scale and the the epicness, if you know that was a word, grandeur that this game had when it first came out. It cuz it's I mean in comparison to everything these days, it seems very small. Like it's quite obvious to you like, oh yeah, it's literally just this bit, but it looked so much bigger. Hey, hello, great fairy. I'm gonna sing you a song. Big Bong. Oh, that's right. You need to go to the future for the Song of Storms guy. If you go to the future, he tells you the song and then you go back to the past to kick kick some ass and then uh and then torment him with the song. Oh yeah, this one's in a different position. She's lying down. I mean, look at the camera angles, dude. There's no defending it. Let's be honest. There's no defending it. I will give you a magic spell. Please take it. Fairy kisses. What's this one? Do I just get like stronger? Oh, I get freaking D's fire. What? That is the coolest. I love this thing. The other ones suck. Den's fight is like, "Kill everything and you get a cool animation." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. You're nothing in comparison to like the one that awoken me. [laughter] And that that's something about this game, right? If you ever hear anything about Ocarina of Time, it's like, "Oh my god, guys, that water temple was like crazy." Water temple's easy. It has always been easy. The only reason why people said uh that the water temp Hey, dude. Oh, okay. Fine. The only reason that people said the water temple was hard was because you have to like lower and raise the water level and that's it. Literally, there's only like one time where you have to raise the level like that it isn't necessary. Like normally when I think when you go through it, it's like, oh well, you need to raise it to get to this bit and then you need to load it to get to that bit. But then after that, there's like one extra bit where you need to do the level to get to somewhere else. It's not apparent. And because of that, everyone was like, it's the hardest level in the game. I mean, well, we'll find out when I get to it. May maybe I forgotten. Maybe it is really hard. But I always thought it was easy. Well, not easy, but like not meme status level. Oh, is that going is the river going the other way? Oh, the river is going the other way. What you want, Nav'i? I wonder if Sia knows anything about the other spiritual. So, Dude, I don't need Saria. It's all in me. Hold on. There we go. Oh, okay. Maybe this wasn't the speed strike I thought it was. It will be now. [screaming] There we go. I don't think it makes a difference here. The owl's back. The owl that knows all. Oh, wait. Hold on. Do I have power? That's how you do it. A green bottle. Hello, Mr. Owl. Looks like you've gotten bigger and stronger already, Flim Flam. Just ahead lies Zora's domain. Zores serve Hyrule's royal family by protecting this water source. They pee in it all the time. Ha. The door will not open for anyone except those who have the same connection to the royal family. Let them hear the melody of the royal family. Oh, he didn't even ask me to, you know, listen again. That's his favorite thing to do. Hya. Bomb it. When in doubt, bomb it. All right. I think we need the chicken. Also, I think we need to do this. Chicken. No. Oh, I mean, I tried to get you out the way. Fine. Come here. We have a magic beam man who sells beans. Can we talk to him while we're holding a chicken? No. I can talk to him now though. He's just like, "I really like magic beans. What? You want to buy some?" It's like super cheap and they look really cool. They're like multiple colors. Thank you. I want more stupid chicken. I'm after beans. How about 20 rupees? Hell yeah, dude. I'll give you all my rupees. Money is worthless. Beans do everything. Oo, I didn't know they were quite so popular. Yes. Well, that's all I can hold for now. You want to plant magic beans? I do. I want to place it here. Basically, magic beans just, you know, lay I think if you use a certain um water they grow. Or maybe just when you're an adult they grow. I can't remember. Oh my god, an ocarok. That's from the original game. Yeah, it basically takes you over there. But I think the chicken helps you do something and I can't remember what it's definitely going to help you get to somewhere. Let me think. It can't be there. I need to get up to that bit. But there's already a chicken there. Chicken. Chicken throw. I feel like I need to do this though. Watch me not have to do it. [laughter] Is it Is it Is it just going to fall in the river? It's definitely going to fall in the river and just take off. Oh, no. It didn't. No. Check it out. Ah. Well, there goes my chicken. Did I need it for anything? Maybe. Okay. Well, I think that was a fence to stop me from getting over here, but I'm already over here. Let's see. If I brought the chicken over this way, would anything have happened? Say, I've got the chicken now. Little bridge. I love the sound effects of the water as well that change. Oh yeah. So, if anyone thinks that I don't actually own this game, for a start, I played as a kid and also I bought it in Japan for like a really good quality version of it. 13 quid, that's like $15. You know what I mean? Just crazy prices. Uh, however, I did buy that a couple of years ago, so it might have went up in price now. Oh, there we go. We parted the Moses. Hi, Char. Now this. Look at it. >> [music] >> I remember first coming into this area as a kid and just going [groaning] I mean I've all I I love water I like water Pokemon all my favorite type swimming love swimming all that stuff love animals love fish so when I saw this I was like and the music it's so like bossanova A chill, relaxing. So good. Love it. Right now, where's the fatty? There he is. Hello. It is me. Oh, my dear sweet princess Ru. Where has she gone? I'm so worried. Well, she's behind you in the belly of Lord Jabujaboo. But we need first to do things. I can't remember what exactly. Hey dude, I'll play a game. Diamond game. 20 rupees. Want to play? Uh, can I do it? Sure. Okay. Pick up all the rupees I throw from here. You have only a limited amount of time. When you pick them all up, come back here. I'll give you something very nice. All right. Can I dive that far? I don't know if I can. Stop. Oh my god. Okay. [screaming] Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's okay. Okay. God, I make this game look easy. It's really not cuz even if you're a little bit off. Do I have to go back up or do I just collect them all? Yay! Congratulations. I've got something very nice for you to come and get in. It's a slap in the face. Sweet. So, how how do we knock him out of his little My dear Princess R? Well, first I've got to, you know, got to do this. So, these are basically just the Star Wars things. Although, did this game come out before the prequels? Misa. Hello. Can I have a scale, please? What a graceful dive. Now, please take this. This is a scale of our kind. With this, you can dive much deeper under the water. Yeah, it looks so cool. I would have loved one of these in real life. If they if Honestly, merch is so easy for the Zelda franchise. Just make just make like a marble thing with that in beautiful. So now I think I can dive for six seconds instead of three. But anyway, crew post time. Oh, that didn't do anything. Oh, okay. I thought it would. Right. So maybe we do this. I don't know. I've forgotten. Woo. Oh, look. There's there's a freaking bottle all the way down there. Hell. Oh, that's it. That's the note from Princess R. That's right. Have you seen anything strange in this lake? The river carries many things into the lake. Yeah, well, you're a swimming dude. Your own princess is missing. You know what? The the message in a bottle. Yeah. So, I wouldn't have been able to get this before. You got an empty bottle. Put something inside. But there's already something inside. I love how streamlined this game can be if you know what you're doing. Here I go. There might be people who now understand where I get my sound effects or transitions and stuff from. Yeah, it's all the games I played. Like I said, that guy who's like, "Oh, uh, what what what music do you use?" That's not what it's about, dude. It's about like the music isn't just like, "Oh, that that's a good music. Use that there." It's my childhood. It's the reason why I put that music in. It's because that resonates with me and it's but you know anyway I get it. Uh so here we go. Message in a bottle. Genie in a bottle. Huh? It looks like there is something already inside this bottle. It's a letter. Help me. I'm waiting for you inside. Lord Jabu Jaboo's belly. R. Don't tell my father. Hey dude. I've I've got you now. Oh, this letter is from Princess Rut. [gasps] Let's see. She's inside Lord Jabjabu. That's not possible. A guardian god Lord Jabujabu would never eat my dear Princess. But since that stranger Galindorf again with the profiling here came here. Lord Jabujabu has been a little green around the gills. The evidence seems clear. Of course, you'll go find Rut, won't you? You can pass through here. Watch. I'll just fart a lot. I'll keep this letter. You keep the bottle it was in. Take it respectfully. Please find my dear princess. There we go. This is the little Not only does it take ages, but you get the shot of the crotch. >> Really? That's all you want. [sighs] things like this. Nature is so beautiful. >> Yep. Yep. There we go. Now, I have a funny story about this next part. I worked it out all my own because I think if you talk to him, he's like, "Oh, last I knew she was feeding Prince R. I mean, Lord Jabujaboo." So, except if she was feeding him, but I remember I I used to go to this um this football club. Fun fact, Aunt and Deck used to go to it. It was called Wild Zen Boys Club. Um, and there was a kid there who was older than me and we didn't really talk much and we were about to go and I can't remember what happened, but basically uh I found out that he played this game Legend of Zelda. And he was like, "Oh, I'm really stuck on this um on this bit. I can't seem to, you know, do anything. It's like Lord Jabujaboo." And I was like, "Have you fed it fish?" And he was like, "No." Like, "That's what you need to do." [laughter] But how do you get a fish is the question. Hello Lord Jabujaboo. I will slash you. [screaming] Uh I'm trying to remember how you even catch a fish. [music] More height the better. All right. You ready? Yeah. I got it. I don't have an extra heart yet. Oh yeah. [laughter] I don't know why Link wouldn't just take a chicken with him everywhere. All right, enough of that. Get rid of that one. Up we go. If it falls in the water, it'll just fly away. Okay, here we go. Oh, I could. No way. Hold on. I probably could use a chicken to get that. Oh, never mind. Please be the cow. Please be the cow. Freaking not a cow. I a Oh, wait. There's something over here, though. Oo. Please be a cow. Yes. I mean, I'll take the fish. Hell yeah. Nice. Look at the icon. It's so cute. And this game is also the reason why I used to have a fascination with bottles. I would look and go just think of all the things you could put inside. Wow. It's such a cool I love this game, man. It's so fun. All right, chicken. Go on then. [screaming] We're not doing it. I told you it can't be done. What a legend. Ah, there he goes. [laughter] I told you they could do it. Even though Lord Jabujabu is quite small, he's actually really big. >> [laughter] >> It's a bit like a a Doctor Who Tardis situation. Hello, Lord Jaboo. How you doing, mate? Let me just uh I don't know, place a a fish down on the floor here. Just, you know. Oh, look at it flop. Isn't that cute? Wait, what? [groaning] [laughter] How lovely. Bye-bye fish. Bye-bye, me. Bye, Flim Flam. Flim Flam. And here we are inside Jaboo Jaboo's belly. Gorgeous. All right. I think we do need the slingshot, though. Slingshot comes in handy a lot. Slingshot, maybe bombs. I don't think we need anything else, though. Also, what an enemy choice though, like freaking bubbles. [laughter] And they said Pokemon ran out of ideas six generations later. Oh yeah, we we can't we can't even kill this guy. I feel like we Oh, also the sound effect. block. Oh, okay. Cool. Uh, I think Oh, look at that. What What part of Lord Jabujabu's body is this? Oh my god. No, this isn't the one either. By the way, that's weird. You Who are you? I am Ruth, princess of the Zaras. What are you saying? My father asked you to come to save me? I never asked someone to do such a thing. Letter in the bottle. I have no idea what you're talking about. My father is worried about me. I don't care. Anyway, I can't go home right now. And you get out of here. Understand? [screaming] H bloody woman. [laughter] Hello. Are you still hanging around here? I told you to go away. I'm okay. I've been going down inside Lord Chabjabu's belly since I was little. But Lord Jaba Jaboo is very strange today. There are electrified jellyfish. I notice I'm doing the same voice for everyone and strange holes around. On top of that, my precious stone was But that's none of your business. Anyway, you go home now. Understand? Is she just going to stay here? You're that worried about me. Then I then I'll go then I will give you the honor of carrying me. However, I won't leave until I find the thing I'm looking for. You'd better believe me. Yeah, there we go. Freaking loads of scultulas. I love that [laughter] when she gets hit. You're the one sat your ass doing nothing, love. Oh, well, I'm just going to get hit by bubbles. Oh, sorry. You're going to get hit by bubbles. Oh, no. Bubbles. All righty. Um Oh, yeah. These weird things. I remember those. Um they're like Ooh. Well, I'll kill you. But these things, they're like stingrays, if I remember right. So, they come out the water and they go and then they attack you. Oh, I see what I've got to do. Oh, there he is. Shouldn't have stepped on him. Woo! Don't go for me. Don't do it. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Okay, that's fine. Well, I guess I'll There. Oh, wait. Wow. Ah, stop it. I'll just collect this while I'm here. [laughter] [gasps] Screw the mission. Freaking pots to smash. Oh, and a fairy. Nice. I mean, I guess I could use another fairy. Got plenty. Got it. I have another prisoner. Woohoo. Oh, thank God. They they're just hearts every This is why you don't die in Zelda games because cuz you take like three hearts worth of damage or one heart. Yeah, three hearts and then you kill a bubble. You pop a bubble and then you get all your health back. Welcome to Zelda's first escort mission in the in this game. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Can I Yeah, there we go. I just want Oh, no. Ah, damn it. Oh, that was that didn't last long. Healed a quarter of a heart. Uh, I should have put it away straight away. I I hate the fact that up and up is down and down is up. Oh, I didn't even realize I couldn't go through there. Well, that was lucky, right? Suck it. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. I know there's a platform about to come down, but I can dive now. I can fight. Oh, what do you do? What? What are you going to try and sell me? Ah, well, it's kind of him not to laugh at me when that happened. Oh, then I surrender. I'll give you deco five pieces for 20 rupees. I mean, sure. It's not really worth it, though. I'll be honest. Look at that. Two. One. Oh, I could dive down so far. Good job. There's spikes on the bottom of that. I might have not have hurt myself there. And now we wait. How many times have you like watched this video? Like, have you paused it? Is it multiple days or is it just one long sitting? Are you doing something? Are you on the toilet still? Hopefully not. Hopefully not on the toilet. God, some things. Oh, you know what? I don't think I've held you long enough to know that's something that can happen. Uh that it can go and yawn. All right. Well, let's not drop you anywhere. Right. Look at the pulsating floor, isn't it? Oh my god. What was that? It was an amiebas. Uh, these claw things. Oh no. Wait. Do I want to go this way? Maybe. Oh, what's this? Watch out, Flim Flam. Electricity is running through this blue slimy thing. Is it? Oh, so I can't I can't Oh, I don't think I can get this. Oh my god. All right. Well, she's kind of stuck there. I I can't really get her. Uh, can I grab There we go. All right. Never mind. Woo. I guess we go a different way. Oh, there we go. this. You see, if it's blue, it's a timed awaited thing. So, we need to put her on it. There you go. And now I get to fight the boss or something. Uh uh I think I know what to do, but I I can't do anything yet. Yeah. Okay. So, I can't do this bit. It's locked. Where did you go? Oh, I know. How inconsiderate. yada yada yada. Well, I didn't know, did I? Can we go this way? Oh, we got to go that way. All right. Yep. Avoid the claw. I guess the only other way I can go is this way. So, I'll go this way. Brilliant. Good job, Link. This switch, it doesn't look like you can press it down with your weight alone. Flim flam. Well, I'm not. Yeah, I was already ahead of you apparently. Oh. Oh, so we need to do this for the map, huh? Okay. Do I just need to step on it? Oh, there we go. Yes. You just take one hit. Oh, two hits. Love the sound they make. Wait, what are these called? And they're called a stinger. And I did love the uh design of these things. Like a little battleship or spaceship. Woo. Oh, there's still another one. All right. Could you give me some nuts when you die, please? Or some seeds. Well, all of this for a map, which at this stage I don't really need. It's like baby's first dungeons. >> [laughter] >> a map. Oh, wait. What? I don't even have a map. I've got a boomerang. I have the weapon. Sweet. Now I can do things. Woo. Right. Where do we put you? I think we put you there. And we're good. Now, where's complains a lot? There she is. Yep. And now I have to remember where to go. Don't. I love how all the little enemies have names. I've always loved that about games. Whenever a game gives you like a description of an enemy and they have like a little biography like, oh, you know, this you got to be careful of this cuz oh, they they're stronger than I love that stuff. I love that stuff. Okay. I could miss it. That's fine. Yep. And uh we just wait for the um I don't even know what you call this. Tonsil to come back again. Wait, is that it? Is that all it? Oh, there it is. Yep. Come on. One more. Does Oh, did it come down to attack me? There we go. Come on then. I'm right here. He turned into I don't know what that was. Jelly bits. It would have been cool if they made the treasure chest to look like, I don't know, bits of the body as well. What' you expect? This is early 3D F. There we go. So, I I had to get the the weapon before the map. It was a deliberate designer's choice. And then this was the deliberate part where, you know, it' be like, "Hey, how dare you? You're so inconsiderate." And that would have been the first time that would have come across that. So, now that I got rid of that, I can go in here. Yes, I know the red slimy thing is gone. That must be because you cut the red tail. Will that work with the other one? I got to I got to pop bubbles. Pop bubbles. Oh. Or I could just run into them. That works, too. He's got gas. Hit it with your face. >> My god, there's quite a few of them, isn't there? >> They really weren't trying with these ones, were they? They at this point, they're like, "Just give them the map. G, give them the compass or whatever it is. There you go. You're done." [laughter] It really is like a just get over with the go. Thank you. Go on then. Let's go. All right. Now, there's only one other bit now. I don't know where it is. You have to really be doing something wrong to uh get got by that thing this time. There's uh octopus. I mean jellyfish to kill. Huge dye with cool colors. See the red and the blue? That's awesome. I love when Oh, he's coming. There he is. And we're going to get him. Where was the other one? Like the main. I can't remember where that was now. There we go. He doesn't have asthma anymore in his passages. You know, after having major surgery, this level hits different. Maybe this is what my insides looked like right now. Yep. Big ammo thing. I think we needed to go down there. I think we did. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to say we need to fall down in this one. Although there was just a a wibbly wobbly in there which we didn't really need. So I think we need to fall down this one. [screaming] Maybe I was right. Damn. It was one up. Ah nuts. So it wasn't this one. It is this one. [screaming] There we go. Wait. Hold on. There's a scultula. Hold on, babes. Daddy's got to get his bag. I mean, wait, do they come over to you? I don't think they do come over to you. Hold on. Let me just And where's the other one? That's it. There we go. Just grab that, you know, cuz that's what boomerangs do. They allow you to do this. Australians know Off we go into There it is. A jewel. That's it. That's what I want. I've been looking for throw me up there and I went to the platform. Go and get eaten. A a Oh, she's got crosseyed. That's nice. Princess R got the spiritual stone. But why Princess R? Oh my goodness, I finally found my mother's stone. I got very upset when Lord Yujabu swallowed it. While I was feeding him, he suddenly swallowed me. I was so surprised I dropped it inside. But now that I found it, I don't need to be here anymore. Bye-bye. So, take me home right now. Well, too bad. Just Oh, there we go. See you later. Into that digestive tract she goes. What is this? An octopus. Oh god. This is a Japanese game after all. Oh my god. Hey dude. I'm trying to remember how you work. Oh. All right. All right. Wait. Can I just attack you? might be able to just attack you. Can I attack you? No. [screaming] >> Well, I I know that I need to attack his ass, but I'm I'm at a loss of how to do it. Like, he is just going round. There we go. That's it. >> [laughter] >> Wait, do I have to Do I have to get hit by him in order to trigger it? [screaming] There you go. Yeah. Go on. Hit me again. Go on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then then we go back around. It's probably a case of like I just have to chase him, don't I? [screaming] Is he dead? Oh, and he faded into the ground. He gossian blurred away. I'm here. Princess, where's the princess? Another fairy. Wow. They really think I'm going to die or something. >> Hey, look. More jellyfish. I wonder if this is a sign of things to come. I don't need full health. I'm fine. Oh, look a jelly square. There we go. Don't need to worry about him. Yep. And off we go. Okay. Now, if we fall here, bad things will happen. Oh, or maybe not. Oh my god. I don't even know what this is. I need a box. Let's get a box. No, we don't have to kill all the jellyfish, James. We just need a little box. Unless the jellyfish wants to kill you, in which case we can kill the jellyfish. Okay. Okay. Do I need to stand on it first and place the box? There we go. Ooh, where the hell are we now? Oh, this place is green. It's such a weird noise for a jellyfish to make. Like, why? I mean, I guess there's no there's no rule book on it, but please just be a golden scultula. Don't be like an annoying one that's going to hit me off, pretty please. Oo, well, we know what to do here. Woo! Door down there opened. Ah, you bugger him. Right. Kill all the jellyfish. They deserve to die. Kill that one as well. Get him killed. Uh, there is a scultula somewhere, but I do. I really care. I don't Oh, there he is. Whoa, he did a full heart to me. That's not cool. Hold on. I hate this inversion. Maybe I need my fairy now. Or just some hearts. This is the boss room, though. >> Please give me some hearts. I did complain about getting hearts all the time. Ah, some seeds. Cool. That'll do. I only needed two hearts for the boss. It's fine. Oh, you ready? Are you ready for crickle crackle jams? He's got a funny little face. There it is. What looks like a heart thing. Baronade bio electric anemy. Hey up. Hold on. Let me just, you know, just get some hearts. Thank you. Right. Right. Now I can fight you. All right. Here we go. Oh. Oh, I'm missing it. I need to hit the tentacles. There we go. Wait. No. And the other tentacle. There's three of them. And the other one. Thank you, Na'vi. Wait, can I just attack it now? Yes. Lunges. Wait, I have sticks. Why am I Why am I not using sticks? Sticks would be Oh, I don't have any. Uh, that's a bucket. Oh, there we go. [snorts] Oh, he's it's a Beyblade. You play with little spinny tops and weird things come out. Oh, think you're going to catch me? Uh, maybe. But I'm a skilled speedrunner. Oh, do I just have to do this? Okay, never mind. We just got to wait for the attack to be over. There we go. >> Oh, wait. Can I attack these? Oh, I can. I don't want to attack those. Oh, maybe I do. [laughter] Never mind. >> Oh, it kind of hits it away. So, we want to just kill all the jelly. There we go. Kill the jellyfish. You got no fans. You got no friends. Oh, it's got a weird bottom. I mean, this is what this just boils down to. Just throw the boomerang until something sticks. There we go. Right. [screaming] Well, that didn't work. I wonder if doing my little fire thing. Was it Ferrero Rochet? Fire. That one. Right. When we stun it next. Oh, it's ready. It's ready. Tins. Fire. Fire. Fire. Did that work? Uh, don't know if that worked, but uh, okay. I have It's really hard to tell. Can I not get it again? [screaming] Nope. Can't get it again. Fair enough. Yeah, there we go. And fin. Oh, I knew it as well. [laughter] Oh, so that's what happens when an enemies die. They explode. I'm surprised I'm not covered in green stuff. It's very 90s of me. Slime time. [laughter] Woo! Another heart. There she is. See, this is what I don't like. Why is she Why is she making that face? That legit looks like something else, but maybe. Okay, here we go. You You're late. What took you so long? You're useless. I was just lonely, that's all. Just a little [music] I mean, she's like the only character that has ever went in this game. So, she's got to play a major role. [screaming] >> I just love the extra eyes on the side of your head, love. That does something for us. >> Oh, no. No. When you make that face, you you looked cool. Cooler than I thought you would. Anyway, just a little. Well, anyway, you saved me, so I guess I'll reward you. What do you wish? Just tell me. I want the spiritual stone. Nothing really. Let's do nothing, really. Don't be shy. I could tell you. I could tell what you're thinking. My mother gave it to me and said I should give it only to the man who will be my husband. You might call it the Zor's engagement ring. All right. I'll give you my most precious possession. Zores Zappaya. I wonder if you if you selected just give me the stone, she wouldn't say all that jargon about her mother giving it to her. No, I think she probably would cuz otherwise later on in the game you don't get any context for it, I suppose. Yes, the three stones. Literally, there's three of them. Look at those pixels. You obtain Zora's sapphire. This is the spiritual stone of water passed down by the Zorus. Her most precious possession. You don't know what she's talking about, but you're finally collected all three spiritual stones. Go back to see Princess Zelda. Fuse like don't tell my father. [laughter] And she's gone. Brilliant. Well, there we go. That's something. Oo, what is this? Look at all the fish. [laughter] Look at them. But you can't catch them. I just want to use a bomb over here. Bomb time. Bomb time. Oh. Oh, that's that's a little bit bigger than I was expecting. Oh, another one. I didn't even mean to find this one. Fair enough. Uh, I guess we'll take it. Is this going to give me is it Nu's love or Ferrer Rash's wisdom? I can't remember which one. Unless it's just a bigger magic ball. They should have made them different colors. I think it's always the pink one. Yep. There she is again. Different pose this time. Uh no, no, same pose. So, this must be another little spirit gem I'm going to get. Welcome, Flim Flam. I am the great fairy of magic. I will give you your magic spell. Please take it. Yep. Same pose. Oh, it is. It's the Ferrer Rocher wand that I would never ever use. Sweet. Get in. So, this is one where if you use again, I I just love that polygonal art style. You got Fro's wind. Uh, you will teleport [laughter] to the war point when you first use the magic. You will create a war point. When you use the magic again, you could either dispel the warp point you created last time or war to that point. Now, you only ever would really use it if you want to just get back to the start of somewhere. But when you're in a dungeon, you normally kind of just want to you complete the dungeon and then you get teleported out of there. So, you never really need it. It's pro It's probably usable in some places. The other one is better because I think the blue one Oh, was that Oh, I need Oh, okay. Uh, cool. Uh, that's nice. [laughter] Kill it. Yeah. I It was this that made the noise. I went through the bush and it went it made a So, I was like, "Oh, is there a spider here?" Oh, there you go. There was a spider. I just didn't know about it. But yeah, the other one I think it's somebody's protection or some it's Nairu's shield or protection or something. I don't know. Oo, [snorts] look at this. Wherever there's butterflies, there's a reason for it, I think. But I'm not sure about that one. And I'm not sure about that one, Chief. So, that's it. We have, if we go in here, there they are in the bottom. All three. And I'm one quarter of a heart away from a whole another heart. [screaming] There's also part of me that doesn't want to like I want to complete it with the minimum amount of hearts possible. Oh, there she is. Hello. Did my most precious possession help you in your quest? Uh, I haven't used it yet. But maybe maybe I think if you do his diving game again, you get a piece of a heart. But who wants to do that? Who wants to act [snorts] is I know you can get a golden scale. I can't remember how you get the golden scale, but silver scale. That's a good one. That's the best one. Let's go. Here we go. So, it's all been fun in games all the time. You know, you you've been doing dungeons, but you know, it's it's all a positive. Life feels good. You know what I mean? Oh. Oh. Oh, wait. No, I can't do it. Can I? I was going to say if I could if I could jump on that but I can't I can't stop it. I can't climb up. Oh well, we got swooped away into loads of money though. There's there's worse things. Just pennies everywhere. Single rupees. And there we go. And now what's going to happen? Let's find out. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You got this. You got this. You got this. You got this. You got this. I mean, yeah. Sure. For points, [screaming] right? It's closed. Why is it closed? Ooh. Ooh, spooky. We caught the three stones. We should be all right. Down comes the drawbridge. It's like the dream. They're running away. Woo. just smashes. Ready for There he is. It's the problematic person. Everyone doesn't like Maybe it's the fact that everyone doesn't like him. Ah, I lost her. You over there, little kid. Oh, now I see why he's bad. You must have seen the white horse gallop past you just now. Which way did it go, answer me? >> I don't talk to strangers. >> So, you think you could protect them from me? You've got guts, kid. [music] >> I have a sword. >> You have a death wish. Look at my ears. They are huge. You want a piece of me? Very funny. I like your attitude. Oh my god, he's got to kill him. But he died. That's the end of the game. You die. Imagine. Pathetic little fool. Do you realize who you're dealing with? I am Gador. Soon I will rule the world. And off he goes off to search. I'd love if they were just like running around the high rule field the whole time. Look at the face of determination. Iron will. And then just everything goes back to normal. Like you could you could play the game anywhere you want. We we could now go to Lmon Ranch and get a pona. We can then, you know, we could proceed. I think we get a poner. We get a poner first cuz that's like the first thing you do when you're an adult. You like want to get a poner. So, we need to go to Lon Ranch. And then in order to do so, oh, you need to read the sign, of course. Uh, this way. And then this way. [laughter] I love this. I love this. watching all the speedruns in preparation for this series. Not really. [snorts] Oh my god, the horse just disappeared. Where the hell did that horse go? Oh, we need to learn the song. That's right. We're on the ranch. We We have to do it. We have to do it. Teach me a song. Oh, it's the fairy boy again. I heard that you found my dad. How did you like the castle? Did you see the princess? He Dad, come in and hurry after you found me. Oh, him. Oh, yeah. I have to introduce you to my friend, fairy boy. She's this horse. Her name is Epa. Isn't she cute? Spelled backwards. It says I'm no be. [laughter and gasps] Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. What? You're not going to teach me? Teach me. Why you not going to teach me? Teach me a song. Seems like opponent's afraid of you, fairy boy. Opponent, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of me. Love me, please. My mother composed this song. Isn't it nice? Let's sing together. Okay. Oh, [laughter] about it. You okay? Oh, cuteina. You got to play this song with Ocarina. [laughter] Okay, let's play the song. Thank you, Aona. This is brilliant. Yeah, this is not going to cause anyone problems uh with seizures or anything like that. That's fine. There we go. Beautiful. Ah, lovely song. I mean, I think all we need is the song itself. Oh, there we go. We fixed it. [gasps] You've learned a ponus. Wait, did it do it deliberately there or would that normally have just done this like that little fade in the owl? Thank you, Mr. Owl. Thank you. Well, there we go. We're done. I think that's all we needed. You can find Luigi if you want. Luigi's knocking around. He ends up taking over the ranch and being a little naughty booger. [screaming] And out we go. So now we just need to go to the Temple of Time, guys. Now to skip all the way to Rule Castle. Is it still here? Those people on the white horse, they were Zelar, weren't they? It looked like they threw something in the Are you ever not going to spoil anything? There it is. Almost forgot about you. All right, dive. You found the ocar of time. This is the royal family's hidden treasure which Zelda left behind. It glows with a mystical light. Oh. Flimflam, can you hear me? >> It's me, Zelder. Flimflam, when you hold the ocarina in your hands. I won't be around anymore. I'm dead. I wanted to wait for you, but I couldn't delay any longer. At least I couldn't leave you. The ocarina and this melody. I really needed to poop. Okay, I just needed to go. And then in Majura's Mask, you can play it and then you can play it backwards. I think in this one you can play it um [music] you can play it like twice as fast or something. I don't there's scarecrows that do stuff. I feel that's obviously where the idea came from. You learned the song of time. It is a wide screen. Lovely. Now, Flim Flam, play this melody in front of the altar in the time temple of time. You must protect the triangles. I don't like that they never call them triangles again. Oh, I'm no longer in the mode. That was nice of her. Oh, Na'vi, calm down. Jesus. Yes, I chucked away Saria's ocarina. Haha, funny joke. uh you know, make an animation about it like, "Oh, wow. Cool." And of throw it away. That's all you needed to do to make animations back in the day on the internet. [laughter] Can you believe people got paid money for that joke, right? Bye. I know you're after your dog. I don't care. You love your dog, but at night he goes missing. The only way to find him is the lens of truth. [groaning] Are you ready? Are you ready? I mean, we already had it kind of spoiled with this vibe, but ready. Like, if we hadn't had that in the flashback with Zelda, this would have been so strong. This like also the sound of the carpet when you walk slowly or walk at all. Everybody did this. Everybody who's played this game did that walk here. Like the slow you have to. You've got to be like, "Oh, this is what the the three templates I've done have built up to this moment." Oh my goodness. Oh no, never mind. Sorry. My bad. Um, I had to remember it. Down. Yes. Now they're all going to come out of me. >> [music] >> Boom. Did it. Cinema. Absolute cinema of this game. Wow. Cool. The triangles. Are those the actual triangles? Whoa. I'm going to make a wish. I'm going to ask for so many pineapple pizzas. Yes. Mr. Dry Force, can I have pineapple pizzas? Oh, what's in here? Oh, Flimflam. Isn't that the triangles? That's not a triangle. That's not a triangle at all. It's the legendary sword. The master sword. I don't need it. I just want my pineapple pizza. All right, I guess I'll go up to it and just see what happens. Ah, that's really cool. Okay, let's go. Fine. Let's approach it from the other way. Uh, we can't do anything. Okay, here it is. The little symbol look different on the on the the back of the sword there. Oh no, it's him again. Excellent work. As I thought, you held the keys to the door of time. How? What? What do you mean? How did you know that? With those sticking out of me. You have led me to the gates of the sacred realm. Yes, I owe it all to you, kid. So, we'll find out. Flim Flam, wake up. Flim Flam, the chosen one who screwed everybody over. Blue. Oh, sorry. Hey, this isn't this is this guy. Where am I? This looks weird. I'm scared. Ooh, green. Oh, fat man. How you doing? I am a Ru, one of the ancient sages. Go. We ancient sages built the temple of time to protect the entrance to the sacred realm. This is the chamber of sages inside the temple of light. The temple of light, situated in the very center of the sacred realm, slightly next to a very rundown 711, is the last stronghold against Gondidorf's evil forces. The master sword, the evil destroying sword that you pulled out of the pedestal of the time was the final key to the sacred realm. You screwed the pooch on this one. Flip flam, don't be alarmed. Look at yourself. Oh, I went through puberty. I'm big. I'm a big boy now. I sold my cow. Mama, look. Flimflam. Oh, sorry. Look, Flimfl, you're big now. You've grown up. The master's sword is a sacred blade which evil ones may never touch. Only one worthy of the title of hero of time can pull it from the pedestal of time. However, you were too young to be the hero of time. I also pierced your ear. Therefore, your spirit was sealed here for seven years. It's the gay year. This is what I did. And now that you are old enough, the time has come for you to awaken as the hero of time. Well, do you understand your destiny? No. Right. It looks like you will fly. Oh my god. Is he going to ask it again? Is did you get it? No. Oh, come on. You can't you can't not let me skip it now. You've been locked here for seven years. And now that you're old enough, the time has come for you to wake the hero time. Well, you understand your destiny. >> [laughter] [gasps] >> But remember though you open the door of time in the name of peace. Ganondorf the Gerudo king of thieves used it to enter this forbidden sacred realm. He obtained the Triforce from the temple of light and with its power he became the king of evil. His evil power radiated from the temples of Hyrule, and in seven short years, it transformed Hyrule into a world of monsters. My power now has only little influence, even in this sacred realm. Maybe one day I could make a cool, sick looking rainbow bridge, but namely this chamber of sages. But there is still hope. The power of the sages remains. When the power of all the sages is awakened, the sages seals will contain all the overpower in the void of the realm. I rule and one of the sages and your power to fight together with the sages makes you the hero of time. The hero of time chosen by the master sword in the chamber. You get it? Keep my spirit with you and find the power of the other sages and add that might to your own. Just like really sick Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Wow. A golden penny. We did it. Yay! You received the light medallion. Rotroo the sage adds his powers to yours. Doesn't do anything by the way. We don't We don't get anything for having Rott's power. Find the other sages and save Hyrule. Bye, Link. Bye. Temple of Time. It looks a bit different. Oh, there I am. Well, thank God that I got the weapon to kill Ganondorf. That was lucky. I've got these sick cool wristbands, too. Flip flam. We're back in the temple. I mean, the temple time. But have seven years really passed. It looks like you won't be able to use some of the weapons you found as a kid anymore. Let's get out of here. Why have they deteriorated? Did they rot? I hope I can still use the sticks. No. Who's this? It's Imper, right? That's right. Just draw your blade on them straight away. Yeah. I've been waiting for you, Hero of Time. Oh, this tune. When evil rules all, an awakening voice from the sacred realm will call those destined to be sages who dwell in the five temples. One in a deep forest. One on a high Oh, hold on. Can I write this down? One on a high mountain. One under a vast lake. One within the house of the dead. One inside a goddess of the sand. Together with the hero of time, the awakened ones will bind the evil and return light, the light of peace, to the world. This is the legend of the temples passed down by my people. The sh Shika, I am Shik, survivor of the Shikas. Cool. Uh, as I see you standing there holding the mythical sword. What was that logo on that sword? Am I playing like a beta build of this game? Holding the mythical master sword, you really do look like the legendary hero of time. Except the earring. Kind of weird. >> If you believe the legend, >> if you believe the legend, you have no choice. You must look for the five temples and awaken the five sages. One sage is waiting for you. Oh, for the time of awakening in the forest temple. The sage is a girl. I am sure you know. Because of the evil power in the temple, she cannot hear the awakening call from the sacred realm. Unfortunately, equipped as you currently are, you cannot even enter the temple. But if you believe what I'm saying, you should head to Kakaro Village. Do you understand, Flimflam? No. Hello. Can I talk to you again? To save the forest girl, you need another skill. Head to Kakar Rico. All right, I'm off. I'll see you later. God, I guess I'll Oh, they just popped in, didn't they? Draw this. Oh, so wait. Oh, I can't use bombs in here. I was going to say, can I not use bombs as an adult? That sucks. I wonder what beautiful. Oh. Oh no. This isn't good. I like how Gandalf left the temple of uh Oh no. Oh no. What happened to the castle? It's all black. We need to at least see it. Oh no. What is that? Anus the gate. Oh my god, it looks so cool now. I like what you've done with the place. Ganon's castle. Who's Ganon? I thought we were fighting Ganondorf. No, [screaming] the great fairy. No. Oh dear. Well, nothing we can do. Bye-bye. Ooh, Hyrule looking pretty scary. That's a big moon, right? Let's go to Kakarugo Village. I feel like it's got to be the Well, well, well, well. Up I go. I can move way quicker now. I've got adult legs. Kakaro Village. >> [screaming] >> Oh, there's nobody here. That's right. Hold on. Hold on. Nope. Nothing. Cool. That's fine. We must go over this way, though. Anything going to happen here? Uh, not yet. Not yet. I think I know where I need to go. I must find the fabled man of destiny hiding in question mark. There he is. Look at him. He's really angry now. Go on, teach me the song. What? You've got an ocarina? What the heck? That reminds me of that time seven years ago back then a mean kid came here and played a strange song. Notice it's purple. It messed up this windmill. Thank you. Oh, look at them just jacking it like crazy. What a wholesome moment. They don't make them like they used to. You have learned the song of storms. Thank you. Oh my god, it goes so fast now. Woohoo. Right. Go to Kakaro Village. Why am I going here? I assume. Oh, I remember now. It's the place I never went to when I was a baby. the graveyard. Okay, here we go. We must get the sacred skill. Hey, look. Freaking ghosts. Stupid ghost. All right, fair enough. Be gone, spirits. I don't want anything to do with you. [music] There we go. Just, you know, as soon as you see that little triforce, you've got to got to punch the numbers in. Or the arrows in this case. Oh, wow. [sighs] Well, this seems normal. Oh, that was kind of cool. Oh my god, Bob. >> [laughter] >> What the freak was that all about? Freaking song can make crazy powers happen and explosions. All right, down the hole we go. Don't question it. Just go. Royal family's tomb. Well, you know what we have to do here? We have to we have to crack it out. Oh, yeah. [screaming] Crazy power of fire. There we go. Oh. Oh, did I just set all the bats on fire? I think I did. >> Oh, I'm on fire. Uh, I don't have a slingshot. So, so if I do this, hold on. Oh, there's another one. Oh, wait. Did they just relight? Hit it properly, man. Damn it. There we go. Uh, where's the other bat? Come down here and fight me like a bat. He's got He's going to set himself on fire. Ah, [sighs] come on then. Oh, there's another one. I heard you. Do I have to kill you as well? No, he's like, "No, no, I need to go to the fire. I must be fire." I thought the Den's fire would have killed him if I'm honest. There we go. And who would have thought that the bats were the key to unlocking the door? But apparently they had little systems inside their hearts that when it stopped beating. Uh we're good. All right. Uh let's just avoid the readads at the side. It's way easier just to do this. There we go. Woo. Ooh, look a little etching. This poem is dedicated to the memory of the dearly departed members of the royal family. The rising sun will eventually set. A newborn's life will fade. Oh, that's a bit dark, isn't it? From sun to moon, moon to sun give peaceful rest to the living dead. This is an interesting poem. [laughter] [gasps] Something is inscribed on the tombstone. It's the secret melody of the composer's brothers. Sun song. Oh, well, I guess I I guess I'll play it. We're learning all the songs today. [music] A and it becomes day. You've learned the sun song. Like the literal sun. Cool. All right. Restless souls wander where they don't belong. Bring them calm with the sun's song. I'm sure that'll come in handy later. Let me just uh you know cross over the river sticks and what I can only assume are the the reanimated corpses of the royal family's family. Yep. There we go. So, did I even need to light the torches? I I probably need to do both. So, would I have needed the fire arrows for that or Oh, God knows. Well, anyway, that's that done. Oo, there's a thing up there. We don't have Z weapon. Is the weapon in here? [gasps] What is this? What's behind door number one? Oh, hello. Oh, it's a treasure. Or is it just a treasure chest? Uh, that is. But is this just a treasure chest? No, it's not. There's more. Oh, god damn it. I mean, do I actually have any fairies? Oh, I do. Well, that's cool. We may as well get one more. They all stay the same level as me to make it easy to catch. Thank you. So, I think anywhere where there's a flower, you can pull back. Get away, stupid ghost. Hello to young man. Are you fast on your feet? I may not look like it, but I'm confident in my speed. Let's have a race. Follow me. Oh no, he hit me. You can't just do that, man. I said yes to a race. I didn't say yes to being set on fire. I got you, dude. Okay, let's keep going. Okay, keep going. Keep going. I got this. I'm locked in, guys. I'm well and truly locked in. Oh, is that it? Oh, well, that was easy. [laughter] The time of this race was 101. Hey young man, you were very quick to be able to keep up with me. As a reward, I'm going to give you my treasure. It's called the hook shot. Oh, there we go. That's what we needed. The springloaded chain will pull you into any spot where it's hook sticks. Doesn't that sound cool? I'm sure it will help you. I live here now, so come back again sometime. I'll give you something cool. One more thing, be careful on your way back. Oh, that was very nice of him. Thank you, Dan. He was the graveskeeper when I was a kid that I never saw. But now he's dead. How? Probably polio. You found the hook shot. It's a spring-loaded chain that could be cast out to hook on things. You could use it to drag distant items towards you. Or you could use it to pull yourself towards something while holding sea. I know. Yada yada yada. Oh, I guess I'll never get out. I I know what I'm doing. I think I think I know what I'm doing. Whoa. Ha. You didn't expect me to be on good terms with the royal family. Yeah, I could get an extra heart now. Just give it a second. Wait for it. Yep. Swing around the shield and get ready. Wait for it. We got it. We're almost there. Almost there. [laughter] Nice. Sweet. We did it. We got the hook shot, guys. We did it. Nice. So, maybe I could get a bigger wallet. Oh, yeah. Also, all the nizens of Hyrule Castle Town are here, too. Is anyone free? Have I freed anybody? Yeah, I freed somebody. The curse has been broken. Thank you. Here's our reward for you. Yes, I got adults wallet cuz I'm an adult. I have adult money. You can hold up to 200 rupees. I can buy a fish with that. Nice. Get in. I think that's really the only one I need though. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No, we need the horse. This will make it so much easier. I know. I know, guys. I know it's going to get But but trust me, you'd rather have this than, you know, me walking. >> Maybe I could just cut it for you guys. Yeah, I guess if I just cut it, then you don't even There he is. There's Luigi. There are some people in Kagar Rico spreading rumors that I cheated Talon out of the ranch. But don't be ridiculous that Gualan was weak. I the hardworking Ingo backward spelters Agny poured so much energy into this place. I don't want any strangers like you saying anything bad about me. Listen, the great Ganondorf recognized my obvious talents and gave me the rights to be. I love that there was an interaction between Gandalf and this guy. He was like, "You look good. This ranch is yours now. I will raise a fine horse and win recognition from the great Ganondorf. Say, young man, do you want to ride one of my fine horses? Pay me 10 rupees and you can ride. Do you want to hear how to ride? No. Thank you so much. He all right. Well, there we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Get off. Aona. Oh yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Oh god. We got loads of them now. We got all the basic ones. Saria song. Aona song. Upright left. That was it. I knew it. Come to me. A pona. I will ride a horse. Right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let go. Let go. Now you're getting better. How about a little race with me? One lap around the corral with that horse. Let's make a little wager. Say 50 rubies. All right, cool. I mean, to be fair, this guy, you know, he sort of knows what he's doing. He's he's he worked hard. We saw Talon like sleeping on the job. We just need to take him on the inside. That's all. There we go. See? Super easy. Guy didn't stand a chance against me. There you go. 50 rupees is mine. Ha. I'll wipe you clean, buddy. Shoot. If the great found out about this humiliation. Hey, you. How about another race? If you win, you can keep the horse. Now he cheats, though. Oh, he doesn't. Deliberately getting in front of me, though. That's not cool. Take him on the inside. Take him on the inside. There we go. All right. What? That wasn't fair. Oh no. >> A damn it. Damn it. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. We got him. Oh, we don't. We don't. We don't. No way. I need to hug the side here. There we go. It wasn't that hard. I don't know why I made it look hard last time. [laughter] I was gotten lucky when like the the collision in the boxes. What's up with that horse? Is that a boner? How did you tame that wild horse right under my nose? I was going to present that horse to the great car, but I bet on it on the race and last shoot. As I promised, I'll give the horse to you. However, I'll never let you leave this ranch. Oh. Oh, well. Okay. Well, I guess I'll just uh you know pop the fence. [laughter] Woohoo. Don't know how the horse survived that fall, but we're not going to question him. Opponent is free. A free elf. Well done. There we go. Brilliant. Woo! Into the Lost Woods. My god, it's amazing what one transition can do to a guy. Can change his shirt and cut his hair. Oh my god, it's ginormous. Yes. Freeze him, then attack him. We can get a giant deu stick. Oh. Oh. Face the opposite way. You know, he targeted everything there. Oh, I could still have deu sticks. That's good, >> right? Okay. So, we're back. Um, little little bit of transition. I think we're going to make it all one video, one very very long video. So, I I did some digging. Well, I didn't do some digging, but because I'm playing this now, uh, and I must have searched it, a lot of videos came up about this game and theories and all this stuff that I didn't really know about, uh, which I thought was quite fascinating actually. theories on the forest temple, who certain people were, as well as some other things that I didn't even know I could do in the game. So, we're going to hopefully get to wherever it is. [music] I think you go left here. Always left, right? I Damn, I don't have any bombs. Nuts. Unless a bush had it. No, we could go to the Gorans, but we want to go to the uh the sacred grove. We could also Oh, hello, Maido. How are you doing? What are What are you though? You wear cockyish clothing. You can't fool me. I promise. Sorry. I would never let anybody go through here. Oh. Oh, yeah. Hold on. That's right. Yeah. And I I need to do the the There we go. I didn't even have to look at it. I was like Sounds like it starts down then right left. I know her little song. Little boy. That melody. Sarah plays that song all the time. You do know Saria that song. Saria taught that song only to her friends. Okay, I trust you. When I see you, I don't know why, but I remember him. [laughter] Is it good? Is it bad? I don't know. Also, yeah, I realized that. Um, what do you want? I wonder what's going on in the forest right now. I'm worried about Saria, too. That's right. Because I think if we Is it doesn't sound like there's any music? Okay, there we go. I think Is it straight ahead? Is it straight ahead? Please be straight ahead. Please be Damn it. I knew I had to take a right nuts. Please be this one. Oh, thank God. Okay, now we're at the forest meadow. From here on, we'll be going through some narrow passages. If you take it slow, maybe you can sneak up on some enemies. Press the Z targeting. The thing, you know, the thing you haven't been doing this whole time. Yeah, that. Uh-huh. Once your view is set. Oh my goodness. Does it really think I went through the whole game and didn't do this? I understand. Oh my goodness. Okay. I I didn't think he was going to just sneak up like Okay. >> Oh my god. What are we supposed to do with you? Freaking moblin looking weird thing. So, is he going to do I have to do I have to walk slowly. If I run Oh, there we go. That's brilliant. That's what we wanted. Hey, dude. Can I go this way? Oh, I'm actually having to do it now. I did. I mean, surely I can attack you now, right? No. Is he going to [laughter] get him? Wait, what's he doing? Oh, okay. There we go. So, I can't just attack him like that. >> [laughter] >> What if I use the hook shot? Oh, there we go. Ah, so the master sword, you know, the evil's bane cannot kill it yet. You know, if I do this, then I can Oh my god. It's cool. It's cool. I wanted to be here. I wanted to be here. I think I think I do. Go this way. Oh, there he is. Just one shot in the back. I mean, h there we go. Crazy that one shot with a hook shot kills him. Right now, this is a fun one. [gasps] H I mean, oh, that's not fair. >> There we go. Oh, well, we don't even have to kill him. Let's not kill him. There we go. Right. Yes. So, [laughter] I found a theory about this place. Like, what was the forest temple? What are its meanings? She's gone. And it was a lot of bases. I think the guy who made the video was called Meow I'm Scared. Um, very few subscribers. A really, really good video. Um it was all about how it's the forest temple is very tied to um Japanese culture and great decor tree being a tree that lives around or grows around shrines. The flow of time is always cruel. It speeds sorry its speed seems different for each person but no one can change it. A thing that doesn't change with time is a memory of younger days. In order to come back here again, play the minute of forest. Blimp. Also, all of these um what do you call them? They were all supposed to have uh the medallions, they're supposed to have special abilities as well that I found out. So, originally the forest medallion would have been that teleporter thing, the Ferrerero uh special power, and obviously there's a red one and a blue one, but then there was like the spirit temple was supposed to allow you to take control of Na'vi and things. There's loads of cool stuff that was cut. Flam, I see you again. Don't you dare blind me. God, every time you can't just like, you know, walk away. No, that'd be too easy. So, yeah, when it comes to to temples in Japan like um Shinto and um all that, they you know, the entrance to a shrine is no. Oh, why is my red not appearing? Am I too far away? Oh, maybe maybe I am. Oh. Oh, the game really glitched there. the Yeah, there's normally like a Tory gate and this looks like it would have been a Tory gate if the other side wasn't broken or at least a Tory gate made of uh of trees. Oh my god. One shot kill from the Master Sword. I think you were one shot kill from the deu. Anyway, am I like OP? I don't remember this game being this easy. Yeah, and the fact that this temple looks different to all the other temples. Like it doesn't look like it was made by the Kiri. Oh, hold on. I need to climb this, but I wanted to sort of go into this almost blind, you know, not know. Oh, there's the gold scultula. Uh like not looking up in the tutorials, just going off uh my memory. But this bit I wouldn't have done. I was watching that video on like the theory of who are the uh like there's a boss in this game if you if you don't know. Um, and it was like who who are the who are the the Po sisters which are the bosses and apparently the like the theory was that they were shrine maidens entrusted to uh to looking after this place and before the great war of Hyrule like the uh the Lost Woods was a lot more of a safer place to travel to like a pilgrimage where the sacred meadow is and in Japanese it's like morino um [screaming] ski or something Not ski obviously that's like but it means like forest sacred forest. Um oh my god he's dead. Bless him. I'd like some hearts though. Oh ask and you shant receive or shall receive. So this is it. These are the uh the four maidens that were like looking after the temple. Theory goes and then they were corrupted. Apparently if you're to become a poe you need to have hatred in your heart. So the theory is that Ganondorf forced them to desecrate their sacred place, which is why they got filled with um hate. And normally if humans get stuck in the lost woods, they turn into stalos, which are skeletons. Um but these guys turn into pose, which is interesting. So you don't turn into a stalos, then a poe. I think it doesn't go that way. I could be wrong. Who knows? Oh my god. Oh, thank god I have that weapon. There we go. Oh, killed the floating head. Oh, a boss fight already. Oh, there's stalos. So, what the theory could be is that these guys were originally uh like caretakers or workers as well. Maybe not shrine maidens. Maybe they were uh pilgrimmers, pil pilgrimage people who worshiped the the forest temple and then got uh stuck here and or knew their fate would be uh to you know die or maybe they didn't but it's what happened to them and they were happy with that. They they were you know there's loads of cool theories actually when you think about like you know the the game is what it is. Um but theories are always great. They're always Oh my god. I'm going to do this on you. Ah, damn it. Wait, can I do this? Oh, I can. Oh. Oh, I was going to say if I time it right, I can I can Oh, I was going to say he was going to do it there. Yeah, there we go. I mean, this is probably one of the enemies in the entire game that is like such a ball. Wa! He went through me freaking shield there. Okay. Okay, there we go. Bit worried, not going to lie [laughter] when I started hearing that uh that thing go. Also, I am a bit scatterbrained cuz of course this is a game that really you just need to concentrate and it's not one that you just sort of, you know, relax and play. There's a lot of puzzles and stuff. So, I lose my train of thought very easily. Oh, fairy. That'll do. Come here, fairy. Do I have to go away? There it is. Nice. So, now I have two keys. And he's back. I think if he hits you, you just can't use your shield. Oh, it used to be. Or maybe that's in a later game. I'm not sure. I do hear [gasps] There he is. The golden spatula. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Don't know what happened there. Just didn't want to do it for a second. I mean, I love the theory aspect of all games. That's why I'm, you know, I was such a big fan of Okay. Little Nightmares. The fact that, you know, you didn't really know the story too well. Oh, well, we know what to do here. Watch this be for nothing. There's so many when I was, you know, I've edited this video or the last part of the video and just seeing all the different places that you need to go like, oh god, you would need to backtrack in order to do this and do that. Pain in the butt. Hey, giant deu. Are you called giant deu? Big deu baba. So baba is actually a term for an elderly person in Japanese. And it's not really a Okay, are we not wanting to attack? That's not really a a term of endearment. It's more like calling somebody an old hag. All right, I remember correctly, you can lower that water level. All right, let's see what else we got around here. There's plenty of vines for us to crawl up. So, I guess we'll just crawl up that vine. Kill this guy with his own weapon or not. Wait, can I even get up? Oh, of course I can get up there. There he is. Wait, I seem to remember there being something under here. Oh, no. Never mind. It's blocked off. This is our first proper temple. Wait, that doesn't look climbable. No, that's definitely not climbable. That's just graphics. However, this one is. Rolly. Oh my god. Oh, I hear another one. I'm going to Yeah, it's already like Nav'i, you were you were highlighting it there for a second. Oh, there's quite a few. But I don't even have my slingshot. Can I get that guy? He's too high. Oh, we're going to have to play this carefully. We're going to have to like go to the right here. [laughter] Okay, we need to wait. We need to wait for it to turn around. Oh god. Oh no. Go left. No. Go left. Okay. Go. Go. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Oh yeah. Come on. Come on. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Almost. Almost. Al almost. Oh, another one. Hey, dude. Ow. Ah. Oh, he is just determined there. There we go. I love that when you kill an enemy sometimes things happen. It's like they had something implanted in them so if it dies it's like oh well you guess we unlock the thing or else everything would just be keys. What' you think map? It's such a weird place to give us anything. Oh yeah, just that thing he killed before. Like a tiny little thing. Yeah, give him a map for that one. It's a baby. There we go. Oh, I was going to say I can kill you there. So, oh, hook shot. Okay. Got it. It's so bloody sensitive. There we go. We drained the water. I was right. Although that's a different area. Or might I must be in a different room. Uh I don't know actually. Oh my god, he's huge. That's what she said. Okay. They don't teach you this one in school. [laughter] That's not fair. Can I Can I jump down then? How do I How do I do that one? Yeah, you can try it. There must be a way then. Yeah, they've deliberately placed that treasure chest on the edge. Well, I guess I'll just go down here. [screaming] >> It's fine. Look, there's hearts. Oh, no. This is the this is the way to the other place. Oo, small key. Oh, is this our third key? Oh my god. Jesus. Maybe I didn't even need that other key. I mean, obviously you do. I think you need all the keys. But yeah, sorry. There was like a glitch on this for the first 4 hours of this video. There was like a little square that would often appear. No idea. I tried googling it like where's this uh square keep coming from, but to no avail. So yeah, I can I can get through here to there. So yeah, I've got to I've obviously got to get to this place from a different area. I have a map. I don't have a compass though. So I'm going to see if there's anywhere in the main place in the main rooms over cuz there is definitely some places I haven't been in here. There's like loads of doorways. Oh, finally one that needs a key. I've got plenty of those. Hey, dude. Never get past me. No. Yeah. Yeah. Well, ooh, look. Candles. Spooky. Oh my god. Kill it. Kill it with swords. Since it was already on fire. Oh no. I've just remembered. Oh, I've remembered what what made this temple so distinct. I don't like that. >> Oh, here we go. Their arrows pointing on the floor. Oh, wait. No. Okay, we're okay. We're cool. We're cool. So, we just move this over here. Can we get round? We'll move this this way. Always the best part of any Zelda game, the slow push of blocks. Yeah, not much to say. 10 out of 10. Stella commentary. Is that it? Ah, a new way. A new passage. Wait, can I put on the mask? Oh, it's only for Kid Link. Damn. Look, some rope. Always found always found that graphic very odd. I'm assuming we need the weapon for this. Yeah. Okay. Oh, can I push this a different way? I can. Where is this going to go? Just keep pushing. Okay, it's supposed to go this way. Fair enough. All right, that's blocked in that. All right, what's down here? Bloody inverted controls, man. Oh. Right. So, that's where I came in. Climb up the ladder. Yeah, went in here. I'm assuming I can Oh, can I not jump up this? Oh, right. Oh, yeah. It didn't go this way. And that's just the entrance. Oh, there's a door. Okay. And then push this this way, I assume. Unless I meant to push it the other way. Oh, no. No. There we go. Okay. Woo! Testing my old noggin out today. Right. And then I push this. But did I did I want to push it the other way? Oh, I did. Oh, but I've already done it. Is that going to fall down as well? Probably. There we go. Just pushing blocks as you do. Guess I'll go this way. Oh, more stairs. Stellometry as well, by the way. Hold on. That's better. Oh my god. Wait, can I just say I was going to say I just hit you with the shield. I don't need to bother with the hook shot. >> I know. Sorry. Wait, what? What's your name? Blue Bubble. [laughter] Oh, Link. Come on, man. Get off it. There we go. Uh, there's also this, but I feel like this isn't going to work. Yeah. Well, I'm assuming now we're going to get that weapon. Oh, here we go. This corridor is all twisted. I remember this being so cool, but I also hate this room. I hate it. Oh my god, watch out for shadow monsters. Yep. Yep. that are on the ceiling. Can you see them? No. They legit just appear. There we go. Okay. Thank god I have another key. Oh, we're on our first We're on our first boss, I think. There she is. They all have names. Do we have to I think we have to go find her in the portraits. >> Yes. Is that good? Am I Did I want to do that? Oh my god, he gave me a shock. [laughter] Oh my god. Wait, he could just fly like that. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Ah, that was terrible. Over my shield. Okay, hold on. Here we go. Here we go. Ready? There we go. There we go. And then they hop. Yeah. Nice. How could he How did he fly over that? That was so strange. Oh my goodness. That was Yeah, that's not what I want to do. Yeah, there we go. Right. Sword. A damn it. [laughter] I for you, you have to pull out your sword. There we go. And I like on the other guy, you know, he's he's not going to intervene. That's very nice of him. There we go. Oh my god. [laughter] The lag. Is he going to come back? Are you going to attack me, dude? There we go. Well, he like majorly glitched or something. Like, he hasn't disappeared. Does that count as him dead? I'm hoping that counts as him dead. I was going to say, oh no. Oh god. Okay. Okay. Okay. Lag. Lag. Lag. That's fine. Will you attack me already? Oh my god. There we go. There we go. One more. Yes. Ah goodness. [laughter] I was like, if that other guy gets up, I swear to God. Okay. Okay. Okay, here we go. So, I can't go back out that way. Yes, I've got a bow about this big. [gasps] The fairy bow. Press C to take it as you hold down C. Yeah. Yeah. Would help if you know the game had somewhat decent controls for uh you know FPS first person, but uh it doesn't. So, we're really struggling here, right? So, we're back here now. And now, now, do we need the ocarina? Maybe. Hook shot. Definitely. Okay. Where is she? There she is. No, you little bugger. You We're going to get you. Hold on. There we go. Bennies, right? I think the other one's upstairs, isn't it? Ah, you can't escape from me. [laughter] Hiding in the picture. Nowhere else to hide now. Hey. All right. You want to go down? You want to go down? Right. So, what's this one called? Joelle. One of the Po sisters. Aim for her when she appears. Die. Oh, I guess we just wait then. Although she can attack you. I forgot [laughter] about that. No. Come back. Bam. [laughter] Yeah. Just a little bit of waiting. Let her do her attack. She comes back and then boom. Oh. Oh, not dead yet. Oh, okay. I don't think you can kill them with the sword, though. I think they just disappear by the time you get too close. No, still. Okay. I'm assuming the hook shot would do it as well, like if you ran out of uh bullets. Oh, I also brought it over. Off she goes. Dead. Good. Got me arrows back. That's good. Don't know what did more damage, the hook shot or the um Oh god, another key. Brilliant. Do I want to go here? Yeah, I assume so. I don't need hearts. Apart from that stealth. That was the That was the one that was pretty tricky. Oh, we got another one here as well. Oh, she was she was close. Oh, it's the blue one. I hate the inverted controls. H. There's got to be another one up here, isn't there? Or is there not? Oh, there's a key. Oh. Oh, there we go. I think they're based on a on a story like the names. I think the the designer of um the forest temple loved the uh the novel so much that he based the these sisters on them or at least names. Hello. Ah, right. How many shots with a hook shot though? Blue fire always looks so cool though. [laughter] I think I took about five. I definitely did four. What's this one called? Beth, I want to say Withering Heights, but it's not Withering Heights. [laughter] It's something where there's like four, five sisters or so. Maybe it's just three sisters. Probably four, actually, seeing as there's four pose. I mean, it's a terrible attack, let's be honest. Okay, it seems to be five no matter if you use the bow or the air hook shot. No, I love like if they've turned to face you, the little eyes are like [laughter] So that's two of the post two of the four post sisters. Easing of blue, I've got a blue drink. It is the compass. Nice. It's so fun this game. Thank you for indulging me. It It definitely breaks up the monotony of uh dinosaur games. Reliving my childhood. And also just seeing how much I can remember of this. Uhoh. Uhoh. Oh god. I know. I know. Oh, I hate them as much as you do. What if I did my magic here? Not you. I'm going to do Let's do the magic. Cuz if I if I get grabbed, I can come back here [screaming and groaning] if it happens. Hopefully. Yeah, it stays here. Okay. All right. Oh, I hear him. I hear him already. Ready, ready, ready. Wait, did he stop? He stopped. Oh, okay. I thought he was going to come for me. Did he not want to? Fair enough. Is that Oh, wait. Hold on. Is that a key? Oh, I need a key. Okay. So, I'm going to have to do something in here. I don't think I can do it in here. Yeah, I don't think there's a treasure chest here. Interesting. Okay. Well, there's definitely some places we've already been before. So, this will actually be good. And that power will be good if I dec you know if you wanted to go back to other temples to get pieces of heart that you might have missed. You can put it at the entrance and then just teleport back. What I will do is switch out my weapon cuz I will need this. And I know for a fact I will accidentally click that and teleport myself back when I don't mean to. Okay. cuz I've passed by multiple eyes that I need an arrow. So, I'll probably have to go that way to get a key and then we can teleport there. So, let's go this way. All right. So, we go up. I don't think there's anything in here we need. Oh, there is. Hold on. Where is it? It's like above me. Or is it below me? Uhoh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, there it is. Oh, it's the boss key. [laughter] Right. Well, uh, I guess I'll come back to that in a second. So, where's these treasure chests? All right. I don't know. I feel like I should have probably had a Oh, there's a treasure chest in here. >> Okay. Go on then. apparently. Oh, that's what I need to do. Please be a key. No. Damn it. There we go. Oh, straightened them all out. Nice. Yeah. Well, there's still a Oh my god. Still a key in here or some sort of chest. I thought Did Oh, did I not kill them all? Oh, never mind. It seems to be probably below me. Yeah. Okay. Well, we we switched this room and this was the room that had the boss key in. So, now that it's flat, we should be able to get the boss key. There it is. Woo! I love the way this treasure chest looks. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Open it. Open it before we get grabbed. Love the boss. Cake. The chest looks awesome though. So, wait. What am I supposed to do in here? There he is. [screaming] Oh my. Okay. Okay. Well, I fell down here. What is here? I have no idea. >> Oh, both of you come back here. >> All right, I'll just stab you, I guess. There we go. Oh, those two counted towards something. What? I didn't know. I didn't realize I was stuck in here. But maybe I have to be down here. It's definitely somewhere I haven't been before, so that's good. Ah, this is the area. Okay, ready? See, I meant to get captured. It was all part of the plan. Ooh, two doors. Which one do I take, do you think? Okay. Well, the tiny one leads to a little treasure chest. So, I want to go here. There's a little probably a little key in here. Ah, nice. Oh my god, it's a hand. The scariest of monsters. And just like that, it turns into little hands. What are they called? Oh, they're also called floor masters. Okay. I thought they'd have a cool name. I think they'd like grab your face or something like freaking alien. Oo, pure magic, little one. Yeah, there we go. Okay, so now we can go all the way through and hopefully that this will be a small key. Good. I need my magic though. Okay. So, instead of like finding my way back, getting all the way through again, what we'll do is we'll just teleport. You cast for a return to what point? Oh, there's no cool animation for it. Shows how often I've used this. Um, ignore me. Ignore me. I just need to get through here. Oo, spinnies. Oh god, this says floor floor master vibes on it. Ah, no it doesn't. Okay, so let's get the arrow ready and we just wait. So, I just love this game's graphics. It I know it's polygonal and aged to death, but I just love it. No. Well, I didn't really hit it. Oh, I made it twisted again. Okay, there's nothing else in here except for a pool of blood. Although, it doesn't really look like blood. Oh my god. Just wait. I'm just waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. So, so what's twisted? So, these are called green Oh god. What are they called? Green bubbles. Use your sword when it's green. Fire vanishes. I think that's the same for all bubbles. Do I want to go down here? I just want to make sure there's nothing I'm missing before, you know, this guy tries to get me. [screaming] I'm in a chessboard. Oh, I remember this. Uh oh. Oh, is this where um the other door led on the outside? Is it? No, I'm somewhere completely different. I think I could jump down actually and get that treasure chest. Right. So, how does this one work? You need to look. Oh god. Okay. Oh my god. The Na'vi man, watch out. The ceiling is falling down. Yeah, don't say. Oh, wait. What? I can't. Okay, I guess I'll go over to this one. Jump on this. Don't know what that does. Okay, that opened it. That's good. All right, so I I just want to I just want to run straight forward. >> [screaming] >> Oh no. >> Yeah. I'm just going to go. I What is this? Bubbles. [gasps] Oh, I remember this. I don't think we can do this, though. [laughter] Oh, never mind. Was kind of right. Oh god. Oh, I hate these things. >> [music] >> Oh, don't you give me the how hard pounding. There you are. Now die. Oh my god. I can't hit you when you're doing your move. It's the only thing you can do, I suppose. I just wish there was a way to, you know, maybe I can. Do you think Do you think I can just attack them when they come through? Let's see if I can use my sword. Maybe I'm being stupid about this. Maybe I can do it way better. Oh yeah, I can. Okay, right. Yeah, instead of like five arrows, I can probably just do that twice. Wait, I have a deu stick, don't I? Unless I just got it for baby me. There we go. That's one final one left. Let's get some hearts. Let's get some hearts. Hey, dude. Bye, dude. Oh, you won't even take the rupees I gave you. Oh. Oh, no. There's the last one. Look at her. She's crying. Her sisters have died and she's sobbing. It's so sad. They didn't want to be evil. They were corrupted by Kanan, man. Look at her. She's wiping her tears. It's so sad. No. All right, time to kill you. All right, put you out your misery or not. Okay. Oh, there we go. [laughter] Oh my god, there's so many of them. Which one is the real? >> Well, you make it easy. It's you. You're the evil one. Oh, don't tell me I have to do it again. I'm going to have to do it again, aren't I? Oh my god. Oh. Oh, there it is. It was this one. >> Oh, okay. Fine. I have to use my arrow. There we go. The one that does a little dance. Which one does it Oh, there she is. Hello. She just like She's got style. Bless her. There'll be a rundoing. That's so sad. They died. I didn't want to do it, but here we go. Okay, last one. Any final words or any Well, one final spin. There it is. Well done. Little circle eyes. No. I feel as though there's probably some treasure chests I've missed. Two there, one there. And I I have the boss key, though, so maybe I'm okay. Maybe I can just do the boss now. That was quite quick. I felt there we are. Now, how does this one work? I think you need to push it. I feel like you have to go here and just like push. Yeah, there we go. It's not really a hard puzzle. Oh, there's a switch. Oh, okay. I've I've just turned it and Right. Okay. [laughter] Oh, there you go. On to the red one. Boom. Can't say it was the the most complicated of puzzles. It was just one of those where you're like, "Oh, I just mess up." Do you ever have those puzzles where like you you you got to think about, "Okay, which bit goes which?" And you just end up punching buttons until you get the right code. [laughter] [gasps] Yay! We have it. Now we get to kill uh what's his face? Dumbledore. This was pretty cool. I remember this fight being really cool as a kid. Oh, look at those spooky paintings. Oh, I remember. You have to leave. I remember that. It's like, oh, there's nothing here. Oh, wait. There is Oh my god, it's Guin. I had the toy of this. It had like the mask you could put on top of it. Evil spirit from beyond. Phantom Ganon or from beyond. Off he goes. Bye. Right. Is he going to He's coming. He's coming. Oh, it wasn't that one. There he is. Got you. And then we just do this a bunch of times. Just keep an eye on the painting. Is it going to appear? There he is. Or is it back in the painting you go? I think you can beat him with a bottle. Actually, I think it's one of those. Oh, well. Yeah, I was going to say there you go. Straight back in. Oh, he's out. Go on then. Use your staff. A damn electric a. So I can't hit him, right? He'll just block it. Of course he will. But his own magic. Oh, damn it. It's delayed. What is it? What does Nabby have to say? It's an evil ghost of the forest temple. He comes out of one of Oh, sorry. One of the pictures. Answer his magic attack with an attack of your own. Oh well. [laughter] Off we go. Sorry. I I'm a terrible tennis partner. I apologize. Okay, there he goes. A Come on. You got to hit it back. I know I'm a terrible shot, but still. No, [screaming] I've only got one health left. I don't want to use a fairy. All right, that wasn't my fault. [laughter] I meant to hit it and he went do a little stab instead. Do you big hit? Why did you do a stab move, stupid? Yeah, you did. He did that one. I guess cuz I was holding forward. My bad. All right. Well, it doesn't count as a death. I'm not counting that. Freaking freaking delay. Oh, that didn't even count. Nice. I'm getting P. I'm getting monitor lag. There we go. Oh, he let that one hit him. He gave that one to me. Wait, he wants to be hit again. What? Normally, he's he's just like, "Oh, just one. One will do." Okay, well that that was definitely like finish me. And then he was like, "Oh, fine. I guess we'll play tennis one more time." He's very good. >> [laughter] >> I'm the final. >> Oh, there we go. Crackle him. Look at him melt. Hey, kid. You did quite well. It looks like you may be gaining some slight skill. But you have defeated only my phantom. When you fight the real me, it won't be so easy. What a worthless creation that ghost was. I will banish it to the gap between dimensions. He's a pretty evil guy. Think about it. He did his best. He put it in that final game. That set match. That was beautiful. That final one. Give me me heart. There we go. I'm going to need this. I mean, I did enter the match with like two hearts missing, I think. Not that it really matters. I became a gem. Chamber of sages. Where's Rottru? There she is. Thank you. Because of you, I could awaken as a sage. I am Saria, sage of the forest. I always believe that you would come because I know you. No, you don't have to explain it to me. Because it is destiny that you and I can't live in the same world. She looks very sleepy. I will stay here as the forest sage and help you. Now, please take this medallion. Take a chocolate penny. Whoa. Jesus, the camera was having fun there. Woo. It would have been cool if you did get the abilities for them. You received a forest medallion. Saria awakens as a sage and adds her powers to yours. Like at least then you could actually use the medallion. Sar always be your friend. Oh, I mean a normal play through you would have probably talked to her a lot more cuz you would have been like, "Oh, let's play the song. Where do I need to go? What does she have to say?" Wasn't this when we spoke to her like twice, I think. No, three times. Oh, that's a weird leaf. [screaming] It's a fatty. It's the deu. Hi there. I'm the deu tree spout. Because of the you and Sarah broke the curse on the first apple, I can grow and flourish. Thanks a lot. I'm not doing this voice the whole time. Just a little bit. Hey, have you seen your old friends? None of them recognized you with when you were grown body, did they? [laughter] That's because the Kiri never grew up. Even after seven years, they're still kids. What happened to the dust thou art know? You must be wondering why only you have grown up wondering. Well, as you might have already guessed, you are not a kiri. You are actually a Hilian. I am happy to finally reveal the secret to you. I was always a dirty foreigner. Some time ago, before the king of Hyrule unified this country, there was a fierce war in our world. One day, to escape from the fires of the war, a Hilian mother and her baby boy entered this forbidden forest. The mother was gravely injured. Her only choice was to entrust the child to the decor tree, the guardian spirit of the forest. I'm an orphan. The decor tree could sense that this was a child of destiny whose fate would affect the entire world. So he took him into the forest. It's a lot a lot of pressure to put on a little baby boy. After the mother passed away, the baby was raised as a cooker. Now finally the day of destiny has come. Day? I think you mean multiple days. Surely you are a Hilian and were always bound to leave this forest. And now you have learned your own destiny. So you know what must you must do. That's right. You must save the land of Hyrule and save the triangles. Now Flimflam, break the curses on all the temples and return peace to Hyrule. So technically I've broken the curse on the temple. But if I go in there, it'll still be filled with real like baddies. Oh, there's no uh Oh, wait. Did I [gasps] It's not broken anymore. Yay. All the people are out. Nice. Look at them all having fun. Not that I'm going to speak to any of them. Oh, nice. Good opponent waiting for your uh owner, freer, liberator, well, whatever you want to call him. I did something good, right? Death Mountain it is. Do we need to do anything before we go to Death Mountain? You should be able to jump down there. I've never tried that. I've never tried jumping over there, but I don't think you can. I brought a new type of miniature cuckoo. I call it a monstrosity. I don't get goosebumps from this baby. Cuckoo are very good at getting lazy. Laid rises out of bed. Haven't you heard of them before? Oh, getting lazy later. I'm terrible. It makes them very happy to crow. Especially when it awakes. However, my cuckoo is not entirely happy right now. You You look like you're good at handling cuckoo, do I? Here's the egg. After the cuckoo hatches, bring it back to me. After a while, I'll check out its mood. What do you think? Would you? Of course. Of course. I'll take the egg. I got a pocket egg. Eggs. It will hatch overnight. Be sure to give it back when you are done. All right. Well, I guess I need to go to Death Mountain now. Where is it? In my inventory. It's down there with my quest items. Oh no. What happened to the key mask guy? I hope he's all right. Oh, do I not have any bombs? Oh, I might have to kill guys. I might have to kill dudes. Uhoh. Boulder. So, there's a there's a sculpture in there. Uh, yep. We'll just keep going all the way to the top. We need the big Goron sword. That's what we need. But I think I need to do the quests in order to get it. Either that or the Goran can only make a certain type of the sword. I can't remember how it goes. [screaming] Is the dude still here? He's not here either. >> Well, let's check on our cheery Goran fellows. Hold on. We need We need to stop this guy. He's like the only one here still. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, no. No. No. Oh, he's scared of me. No. Come back here. I won't let you get me. You probably work for Ganondorf. [laughter] Ah, come on. He was right there. No. [screaming] No. Oh, come on. Ah. Ah. What an ass. Yes. Got him. Oh my goodness. How could you do this to me? You You're Ganondorf's servant. Hear my name and tremble. I am Flimflam. Here are the Corons. Are you really? I don't know if you are. Oh, hello Flim Flam. What? Your name is also Flimflam? Then you must be the legendary Flim Flam Buster. [laughter] My dad is Darunia. Do you remember him? Dad named me Flimflam after you because you're so brave. It's a cruel name. I really like it. Flimflam, you're a hero to us, Gorons. I'm so glad to meet you. 7 years old, it must be. Uh, please give me your autograph. Sign it to my friend Flimflam of the Gorans. Oh, I guess it's not a good time to ask you for this. Please help everyone. My dad, Dunia, went to the fire temple. A dragon is inside. If you we don't hurry up. Even my dad will be eaten by the dragon. Oh, and he cries. He's so sad. You'd better try to calm down if you can. Maybe we'll calm down if you talk to him. What do you want to ask him? Uh, about the Gorons. You better try to calm him down maybe. Yeah. About the dragon then. A long time ago, there was an evil dragon named Vulvajia. In this mountain, that dragon was very scary. He ate gorons. Using a huge hammer, the hero of the Gorans boom, destroyed it just like that. This is a myth from long ago. But it's true. I know because my dad is a descendant of the hero. Boohoo. You better try and calm him down. Uh, Goron, then everybody was taken to the fire temple. While my dad was out, Ganondorf's followers came and took them all away. All of them will be eaten by Vagia. Dad said that Ganondorf has revived Vagia. As a warning to those who might oppose him, Ganondorf is going to feed them all to Vagia. Dad went to the fire temple all by himself to try to save everyone. Please help, Flip Plum. I'll give you this heatresistant tunic. Oh, there we go. That's where we get it. That's very nice of him. This suit is in Junica's adult size, so it won't fit a kid. Going hot places? No worry. Oh, so I needed to do that. I didn't even know. Okay, well that's good to know. I remember there being a room of lava. Yeah, this is it. I could be wrong, though. Maybe you need to do it when you're a kid. No, I'm right. There you go. No indication whatsoever except I think Nav'i glow is a little bit green. Oh, that's right. Because you get the hook shot and then doesn't it turn into the long shot or something. Yeah, it must be. You must get the the long shot. And I think that that's probably the weapon that you get in the the water temple. This is what I was thinking. It was this guy, the giant Goron who's in here. I think he says for us to like come back in like seven years. It would take exactly seven years to make an amazing sword for you. There he is. Hi, dude. I just completed a small weapon. How about it? How about buying this knife for 200 rupees, right? Nope, you don't have enough rupees. Bye. So, I think what happens is if we do the quests for him, we get the Goron um sword cuz otherwise I think it breaks very easily. But either way, we've got to go all the way up to the tippity top again. [music] Oh, there's a giant. Oh my god. Kill it. [laughter] You're as big as a mountain, Mr. Goron. My brother opened a new store. It's Medigorro's blade store. However, I am better at making blades. Oh, that's the other guy. So, Highland carpenters, praise me for my skills. [groaning] I'm not lying. Right. So, yeah. So, he the other guy will make the sword for you, but it won't last. It'll break. That guy makes the permanent one that doesn't break. Death Mountain. No, that didn't work. Nope. I mean, I don't know what this is, but I'm going to do it anyway cuz it's definitely a Oh, free bombs. Investment. Oh, 50 rupees. I think so. Oh, what an investment. Oh, well, there's mail on. Thank you very much for the other day. I haven't even asked you your name yet. Flimflam. Really? Flimflam? That's what I thought. You're the fairy boy from the forest. That was years ago. Do you remember me? You do? I was sure it was you because of Aona remembering you. Oh, I have to tell you about Mr. Ingo. He was afraid that the evil king might find out that Aona had been taken away. It really upset him. But one day, all of a sudden, he went back to being a normal nice person. Now my dad is coming back. I can't believe it. But peace is returning to this ranch. It's all because of you. I owe you so much. Thank you. Thank you, Flim Flam. Oh, you're welcome. He's apparently in one of the houses. sleeping away. There he is. All right, I'll be checking. What? Darnation. Could a person get a little shy out here? Yes, I know. Did you save me? Thanks. I'm going to go back to the ranch then. Yeehaw. There we go. Okay, that was super quick. Oh, also, please make my cuckoo happy. Okay, I did. There you go. See? Oh, your cuckoo looks pretty happy. He must have w awakened somebody extremely lazy. You're [laughter] a good cuckoo keeper. I'll give you a rare valuable cuckoo if you're interested. Its name is Kajjiro and it used to be my brother's cuckoo. Its blue body is quite charming. It's so cute. Since my brother has gone, it's strange, but Kajjiro has stopped growing. Do you want to keep Kajjiro? Yes. Now we start one of the darkest stories in Aaron of time history. I got Kajiro. So, now we need to go find the brother. And the brother is the guy who normally sat at this tree when you're young. Um, as a young wait, as young Link, but he's decided to go off and uh go into the Lost Woods. Hey, Grog. He's the one who's like, "My my my husband, not my husband, my dad's terrible. My mother's terrible person. You must be terrible. Here you go. Cajiro, why? Normally only a nice guy like me could tame you. Which means you you must be a nice guy. Must be. You must be. Please, Mr. Nice Guy, please deliver this stuff to the old hag in the potion shop in Kakaro Village. This will disappear if you take too long. So, you got to hurry. Okay. I got a weird mushroom. You got an odd mushroom. A fresh mushroom like this is sure to spoiled quickly. Take it to the Kakaro potion shop quickly. Oh my god. Oh, it really is uh a time. I didn't realize I hate time missions. I hate them. Hate them with a passion. We have the mushroom. Let's go. I wonder what happens if you if like do you have to go back or do you just fail the the mission outright? Like that's it. You're done. This is hers. Medicine shop closed until morning. Well, I think she's this one, though, isn't she? I need a chicken. I need to get over there. What? I'm all the way over here. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. That's not good. That's not good. Oh god. It's going to be bloody close. I think I can get in the this this medicine shop here. There's like a back way I think I can get through now. Please be a back way. Please be a back way. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yes. Yes. Yes. There we go. There we go. Come on. Go. Go. Go on. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. It's still not over, dude. Okay. Well, it definitely this is her. Sniff, sniff, sniff. What a mysterious smell. You must have something. I do. I do. I do. See that bum? He had to go into the forest. I see. Hey, give it to me now. Oh. Oh. Oh, there we go. If you see that fool, give this to him. It is the strongest medicine I have ever produced. However, this potion will not work on a monster. So, here what's quite interesting. Okay, he received an odd potion. You don't know what's going on between this lady and that guy, but take it to the Lost Woods. They say that there is no medicine that can cure a fool. I guess that's true. So now we have to go back about to heal him. But wait, where did he go? That guy isn't here anymore. Anybody who comes into the forest will be lost. Everybody will become a stealos. Everybody's steal. So he's not here anymore. Oh. So basically he died. He or at least we think he did. He also took the chicken with him as well. That guy isn't here anymore. Yeah, I know. Anybody who comes into the forest will be lost. Yeah, I know. Everybody becomes selfos. Elos. So, he's not here anymore. Only his Oh. Oh, wait. What? Only his sore is left. He That medicine he's that medicine is made of forest mushrooms. Give it back. Okay. So, he left this and it's called the poacher saw. The young punk guy must have left this behind. [laughter] Are you going to be two? Wait, are you going to be too? Wait, what am I? No, no, I'm not going to be left behind. You can, as you can see, I have a fairy. So, now we have the poachers knife. So, the story is all starting to come together now. We We You know, he was in here for a mushroom. He's also stolen his father. um get into in a second. [music] So when I do that on my ocarina, what does what what does everyone else think? Does time speed up or you know like whoa what happened? The sun's up already. I screw everybody over. And this is Oh, this is such a good song. I remember when I was learning to play piano as a kid. It was one of the first songs that like I went on YouTube was like how to play Gerudu Valley. [laughter] Here we go. Here we go. So, the bridge is out. But that doesn't stop me. Here we go. And there he is. The master craftsman who, as you can see, is wearing tiger pants. Who also had a tiger? The old hag. We go talk to him. I am a master craftsman. Those Gurudu thieves, they broke the bridge. I want to fix it, but all of my workers are gone. They said working as carpenters isn't cool. And they went to the Gudu's fortress to become thieves. Hey, you if you're going to a fortress, could would you mind finding them and bring them back? He also said when you were a kid that his son doesn't have a job and all this jazz, but I have this the poacher's knife. Hey, that's saw. It's mine. But I thought I left that saw with my old lady. Oh well. My big Goron tool broke, so I was going to Goran City to get it repaired. Your coming here is great timing. Will you give me me my soul? Of course. Good kid. Thanks. I'm sorry that I can't give you something as good in return, but take this anyway. And there we go. We got the hilt. You traded the poacher's saw for a broken Goran sword. visit a big gourd to get it repaired. So basically what happened that whole shebang sitting by the tree he says that his dad's disgusting, his mom's disgusting. He has the poacher's knife. So the theory is that his dad's a poacher and his mom makes medicine. So she has a little tiger. He's wearing tiger pants. They probably killed tigers and turned them into medicine. You know that that TCM, that traditional Chinese medicine, that lovely stuff. And he obviously hated that. Stole the knife from his dad who left it with his mom and uh and then was like losing all hope in humanity. Reunited him with his his chicken, was like, "Oh, wait, no, there's still good in the world." And then he got lost in the woods and died. Or he found his way out. It's really not said what happens, but uh yeah, that's just like a little story, a little piece of the puzzle that I had no idea about until I watched a YouTube video about and I was like, "What?" Because I'd never done that mission. I never knew. But uh this game still is full of surprises all these years later. And I freaking love it. Little or at least it's it's hinted towards, right? Like he's wearing those kind of pants. She's stroking little tiger on the thing, but she says, remember the medicine won't work on a monster. So, she knows by him going into the lost woods that he's probably going to turn into a monster. Um, a there's so many little things like that. It's so good. So freaking good. And now I'm hoping that this big is going to repair this sword for free. Oh my god. Are we going to do that? Oh my god, we did it. Don't Don't go for me. Oh, and he didn't even fall down. Brilliant. Yo, Big Goro, bruh, fix me, sword. Oh, he's so sleepy. Look at him. Oh, it's so cute. My brother opened a new store and Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I got this. I got a broken sword. That broken knife is surely my work. I really want to repair [groaning] it, but but because of yesterday's eruption, my eyes are irritated. There are fine eye drops in Zora's domain. You will find them if you go to see King Zor. Please go get the eye drops. Okay, I got a prescription. [laughter] Oh, what? I didn't realize this is this is crazy. I love this. I love this mission. I must enter the Zoro's domain. Can I do the dive game again and get the the golden scale? So, do the Zoros have to do this as well in order to get in or is it just because they're fish people that they can just, you know, traverse the waterfall? Oh, I forgot about this. I forgot that he's um Oh, damn. He's frozen. He's frozen in a big red ice block. I forgot about this. Where is he? There he is. Big red blocky. All right. So, we have to do something else first. See, this game isn't linear. You You can You can do it whichever way you want. We could probably be doing the fire temple at the moment, but this is all, you know, it's all it's all going to help. So, Lord Jabujabu either disappeared or died. I can't remember which. Oh, there's a heart piece over there. Oh, let's go get it. God, this camera is so freaking close. Ah, [groaning] damn it. Yep. We go. Nice piece of heart collected. Well, now let's get back. Oh god, this the camera is absolutely awful in this. Oh, come on. What? No. No. So, I want to go over that way. No, I want to go this way. Why? There we go. There we go. Okay. Okay. I need to be able to Ah, you are. All right. Well, that's him taken care of. Okay. This This is an easy one. Look at this. That's very close. That's good. That's good. This one. Let's just get on the other end and then get a little run up. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. And this one as well. We'll just [music] We'll just get like a little run up and Yeah. Okay. All right. So, this is where we learn. Oh, again, lovely soundtrack. Beautiful. >> This is basically its own little mini dungeon, I think. Can we kill them with this? I know you can with the arrows. I I didn't mean to do that. There we go. It's fine. Oh, there's another one. Oh, he he just like sort of spawns in. I assume I need to kill him. I Where you going? There we go. [laughter] Slashed in the back. Oo. Ah, I was I was lured into a trap. Slidy floors. What looks like a scythe. Okay. You're not going to get the pot. Oh my. Get the pot. What? Just kill the pot. All right. Okay. Well, we got to up Oh, yeah. Oh, they just fly at you. Oh, gold scultula. Hold on. Yeah. Just grab that. Thank you. Right. So, there's more. There's a silver rupee at the top. Got to go jump and grab it. Such a weird thing to put in the game all of a sudden. Oh, yeah. By the way, there's like these silver rupees that when you collect them, they make a little jingle. Oh my god. Sliced by ice. Okay, there you go. And oh, that's nice. I just remember there being snow wolves in this one. And I think it's like the only place that you see them. I might be wrong, though. Hey, dude. Ah, brah. [screaming] I was just an ice person. Why? You know what it is? I don't need the prescription out. Let's be honest. I don't think I need that. I might have to get rid of my bugs, though. Oh god, we got ice. Yeah, we got ice keys. Oh, wait. That doesn't All right. Well, that'll get him. Go in. How about you? Look. I don't know why they made the hearts like that. It's like two different types of hearts. Oh, there it is. Oh, up. Right. Oh, yes, Na'vi. This is blue fire. It doesn't seem natural. Maybe you can use it for something. I don't know. Maybe. Tell me when you've got actual stuff to say. How about we put some buggies into it? Bye, bugs. [laughter] And I may as well just like get rid of the fairy as well. Now, really, if I wanted to, I could just go back, unfreeze King Zora, redo the mission. But I need uh I what I used to call them, iron boots when I was a kid. Oh, well, I've got iron boots, Bob. Right now, we need to make sure that we don't accidentally click them. Although, we will need one. So, [screaming] >> I mean, I destroyed his face there, so we shouldn't be able to do anything. Oh, blue fire melts red ice just like red fire melts blue ice. Is that the thought process? probably. Does it Does this have a map? Surely not. Oh my god, it actually has a map. That is terrifying. Okay, cuz that means there's so much more of this place. Don't do it, Link. Don't jump. Right. Okay, two should be enough, right? I don't think we need more than two. I think that was everything, right? There's nothing else in here. No other way. Yep, we're good. All right, let's see what else there is. I was going to say put it away. Oh, he's back. Oh, he's also facing the wrong way and I'm not even touching him. Whoa. How do I get killed by that? Not killed, but hit by it. Right. So, it was there a way. Yeah. Is there there's a few different pathways, but I don't know if like I can Okay, fine. Is this anything is that? No, that's definitely a way. Okay. Yeah, surely I can use this here. I'm going to melt it. Oh, thank you, God. I was worried that it wasn't going to it wasn't going to be anything. So, this will either lead me to the compass or to a boss. Oo, I just have to push. All right. Okay. Well, first things first. Okay. I was going to say just just get these out the way cuz they're just going to be nuisances. There we go. Right. Let's see if we can like shoot the other one out the sky. Oh my god. Oh. Hey, what a shot. Nice shot. We have a scultula here as well. So, I may as well get it cuz I'm not going to come all the way back here. I'm not 100%ing it, but you know, it would be nice just to get some more. So, this is one of these where you have to push it and it slides. All right, that's one. [music] All right, there we go. We did a slidy puzzle. Hopefully, that's all of them for the rest of the game, but I know it definitely won't be. [groaning and screaming] What happens if you pour the fire on these guys? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Well, I think we're good. I don't think I need any more. I mean, I'll need one more for the, you know, king's aura. Also, think there's another place to use it as well. Will these have fairies in? No, just hearts. Here we go. This looks so cool. I love this room. Wow, look at it. It looks awesome. And then you have Oh, die. Au die. You suckeroo. Die. [screaming] Damn furies. Get out of my game. I mean, it doesn't really make a difference how you attack them. You will just eventually hit them. There we go. Right. Do I want to go this way? I still need fire. I need blue fire. I got the iron boots. So heavy you can't run. So heavy you can't float. Oh yeah, we're going to see a bing bumping. Hello. We meet again. Flim flam. It's cold in here. If you came here to meet the Zoras, you wasted your time. This is all there is. With one exception, the Zoras are now sealed under this thick ice sheet. I managed to rescue the Zora princess from under the ice, but she left to head for the water temple. This ice is created by an evil curse. The monster in the water temple is the source of the curse. Unless you shut off the source, this ice will never melt. If you have courage enough to confront the danger and save the Zoras, I will teach you the melody that leads you to the water temple. Oh yeah, because they teleport. That's right. Time passes, people move. Like a river flows, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water surface reflects growth. [music] Oh my god, those fingers. Those fingers. Oh, they are horrendous. They knew what they were doing with this room. They were like, "Oh, yeah. We're make it look glorious. Have the camera go round. It's so pretty and crystally." You have learned the serenade of water. That's right. Right up the ass. Fam, I'll see you again. No, don't do it. Was Was Link going to stab them there? Like, ah, I got you. [laughter] Okay. Well, we now we have the iron boots, but I don't know where this is going to take me. I feel like it's just going to take me out, isn't it? Like, or is it? cuz I swear to God if this takes me out I will be so annoyed. Hold on. Hold on. Where are we on the map? We didn't even get the compass. There is no compass. Oh no, it won't. Oh good. I was going to say so. Let's get the booties on. Stylish. Bam. Although I will drown. Oh, so we do need the You can't breathe under water. If you start choking, take off those boots. Thank you for the helpful advice, Nappy. Well, we need to take them off, right? So, I need the fire cuz I think that was the entrance. So, I need to fire at least two bottles of fire would be great. God's sake again with this. You must use it on Na'vi. the love of God. You know, it is it it probably wasn't that bad when I was a kid because there was like a gap between doing things because I was just, you know, enjoying the game. I wouldn't play for hours. I probably play for like an hour and then go and do something else and like play outside. But now that, you know, I'm playing it as I am. Yeah, it's bloody annoying. Time to go. It would have been cool to have seen Lord Jabu Jawu just as a a giant frozen lump. Ganondorf probably slapped him in his eye. And he exploded. Hello, you. Let me pour some fire on your wound. Oh my god, I made the same noise as Link did that. I didn't even realize. Yay, you're alive. You're free now. Give me a prescription, please. I need to talk to him over here. Hello. Oh, I've come back to life. Was it you who saved me? Don't be nervous. It looks like you have a hard time breathing underwater. As an expression of my gratitude, I grant you this tunic. With this, you won't choke underwater. Ah, brilliant. It's color blue. Also, dude, I got this. Oh, this is well my drops. You might say we have them. You might say we don't. We do have the ingredients. Oh my god. If [snorts] you take the ingredients to the doctor at the lake laboratory, he can make the eye drops for you. But you need to deliver them fresh. Oh god. Can you make it before they spoil? It depends. I'm going to say yes. You use the prescription and receive the eyeball frog. Be quick and deliver to the lake before it gets cold. Yeah, there we go. We can teleport to Lake Helio. Oh, what the thing you were going to deliver. Try again. Ah, I see. Princess R went to the water temple. Yeah, well, I've got this. Oh, this is Yep. Yep. Okay, so I can't cheat. Come on, Eyeball. Let's go. Oh, actually, yeah, you definitely do need a poner because you can't you can't get through, I don't think. without her cuz she has to jump the gate. Come on. Let's go. [music] One gate. Two gate. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, you know what it is? I could I guess just fall down the Garuda River and I think that would take me there, right? Lake Helia. This better not be count towards me time. There he is. Come on. Come on, scientist. Right. Yeah. Okay, we made it. We made it in time. Hey, dude. I have a frog. Hello there, son. I'm researching the process of making medicine by mixing Lake Hillier's water with various unusual compounds. Perhaps you've met the old lady from the potion shop. She is like a student of mine. Ho ho ho. I have a frog. Oh, wow. I haven't seen an eyeball frog like this since Zora's domain froze over. His eyeballs are so delicious. Tonight, I will cook fried eyeballs for the first time in a long time. Such great stuff. Please say thank you to the king of Zora. What? These are for making bigor's eye drops. Oh, how disappointing. You should have said so in the first place. Come on then. Squeeze his eyeballs. I mean, assuming that's what's happening. Here it is. This medicine doesn't have any preser preservatives in it. So, one last Oh my god. At this temperature. Uh, run as fast as you can to the death mountain. You're young. You could do it. Oh, it looks so cool. You traded the eyeball frog for the world's finest eye drops. Hurry. Take them to Big Corinth before they go bad. Okay. Where the freak is the door? Four minutes. We got this. Come on, Aona. We got this. No teleporting around apparently. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's what I wanted. Go, go, go, go, go. We've done it. We've done it. We've done it. We've done it with 40 40 odd seconds left. Oh, it knew it. It knew it. It wasn't going to let me just like click it or anything. Okay. Okay. Okay. I have your things. Really? You brought the eye drops? I'm so relieved. I'm going to use them right now. [groaning] Wow, this is stimulating. It's working great. Now I can get back to my blade business. My work is not very consistent, so I'll give this to you so you won't forget. After a few days, please return. Wait, just wait patiently. Wait, what? The big Goron sword. You got a claim check for it. You can't wait for the sword to be completed. I have to wait a couple of days. You're a scam artist. I did all of this and I still have to wait. >> Yes, >> they got rid of the jar. The jaw was the best part. Oh, you're standing on soft carpet for guests. It feels so plush on your feet. >> Right. You can move this. I know you can. Maybe just need to pull it out this way. There we go. I knew it. I knew I didn't have to do the weird like go to the top of the mountain thing. We need to get serenated by what's his face? Chic. There we go. I'm going to have to kill you. Oh, never mind. It is something that grows over time. A true friendship, a feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time. A passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power. And through it, you will know which way to go. This song is dedicated to the power of the heart. Listen to the bolerio of fire. I think I remember learning that one on piano as well. Tingle [bell] bingo bingo bingo. Whoa. Oh, is there a skull on the Master Sword's like hilt? Not the hilt. Sorry, the uh the seath. Is it Sith? I don't even know. What's the the holder? That thing. You have learned the Bolero fire. Flipflam, I'll see you again. Wait, how? [screaming] Oh my god, he's on fire. I knew it. He didn't wear the red tunic. Oh, maybe he did. I don't know. Well, there he goes. I can hear the little of like time running out. Do I have time? I didn't think I did have a time limit. Well, anyway, here we go. Let's free some grandios. Ah, who needs [screaming] ladders? [crying] >> It's only a heart. It's fine. Look at the picture at the end of the hallway. Oo. Now, I don't know if we need to go this way. I feel like this is just where you see a Goran who's just locked up. Yeah. Yeah, there's no need. He's just like, "Help. We're being eaten by the dragon. Free us." What do you think we'll need for this one? Yeah, I need the hammer for that. Oh no. Oh no. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Please leave me alone. Oh, there he is. There's Darunia. Who's there? Is that you, Flimflam? Oh, it really is Flimflam. You've grown so big since I last saw you. I want to have a manto man talk with you, but now is not the time. Ganondorf is causing trouble on Death Mountain again. He has now revived the evil ancient dragon Var. On top of that, he is going to feed my people to the evil dragon as a warning to the races that might resist him. If that fireb breathing dragon escapes from the mountain, all of Hyrule will become a burning wasteland. I will go ahead to try and seal up the evil dragon. I'm concerned though because I don't have the legendary hammer. But you have no choice. Flimflam, I'm asking you to do this as my sworn brother while I'm trying to deal with the dragon. Please save my people. The prisoner's cells are in the opposite direction. I'm counting on you, Flipflop. I don't know. He has the key. He has the boss key somehow. And he relocked the door. So, that was nice of him. So, I guess I'll just go this way. What a legend. He's got to fight the dragon while I rescue the people. There you go. That was easy. I mean, you could have done that yourself. You're free, dude. Are you really seeing me? Am I free to go? I'll tell you a secret for saving me. In order to get into the room where Darunia went, you have to do something about the pillar stuck in the ceiling. Find a path that leads to a room above the ceiling. Like, bye-bye. Let's just kick this open. Give me a key. I like keys. Good. All right. Okay. So, that's that one done. This one I don't think was really that challenging. I think it's it just gets a bit annoying cuz there's a lot of points in this where you have to like run around and then there's like hidden barriers and stuff. It's a bit of a pain in the patootuti. Woo! Particles fairies. I'll take that. I definitely won't need a ferry, I don't think. So, do I do I want to go anywhere? So, I must have to go the other way. Straight across. It's the only way to go. A beautiful. Luckily, I have a key. Time for the key, please. I can't go that way. Look, they have freaking jet propulsion in this place. Don't think I can go there. I can only go here, I guess. Always have a look over to see my webcam froze. It's one of the things I can always guarantee happening. My webcam freezes. Don't know if we need to do that. Oh, we're in a prison cell. Another one released. >> You're welcome. be free. Actually, I don't even think it makes a difference if I tell him to go. I literally just need the key. I think it's just if you want a hint. I mean, it's up to you, dude. If you want to go, you can go. I'm not going to free you. Ah, go on then. Why not? Are you releasing me? Am I free to go? Here's a secret for saving me. A wall that you can destroy with the Goron special crop will sound different than a regular one. It's like I saw one of those across the way. I like we just watch him. I don't know how he got out there cuz if you think about it, he's got he's got to like jump through fire and stuff, but hang on. What? I mean, I guess Goran's a lava resistant, I assume. Yep. Out we go. Well, I can I can walk through this, I think. Yeah, without taking any damage for a little bit and then I think I start taking damage. Okay. So, I'm going to need the bombs. There's no need to have that. And I could have used that, but I'm not going to. I don't even think I need to do this. It's like this temple was designed that you can do it without the tunic, but you couldn't though, cuz you couldn't even get into the temple without stopping uh Flimflam Jr. Hey, dude. Oh, fine. I really swear you to go. I'll tell you a secret for saving me. There are switches in this temple that you have to cut to activate. But you can also use the Goran special crop to do that job. Just walks away. Doesn't ask any questions. Another key. That's the second key I've gotten. I feel like the temples get very hard or difficult when you go towards like the shadow temple and stuff like that. I feel like that's when it gets tough. But for now, I think the these are pretty easy, I think. Oh, can I get up there? Oh. Oh, I can. Nice. I don't know what using the ocarina would have done, but we'll ignore that for now. That little uh temple gate thing. Boom. What's the mini boss in this one? I don't even remember. Oh, sliding. Am I sliding? And this took me a while as well to figure out that you can climb the chain link fence. Didn't realize that was something you could do. Oh god, there's a freaking bat, isn't there? Oh no, never mind. I guess I don't do that. Did I want to climb over that? Oh, I need I need to climb on top. Can I climb if I go to the top? Will it let me climb on? I guess we'll find out. Unless I climbed it from the other way. Oh, there we go. Oh, no. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh, look. They're just sleeping. Oh, that was terrible. Oh my god. I really glitched myself there, right? [screaming] That's what you get. They're just having a chill chat to each other and then they died. Although I I I didn't want to be this way, did I? Damn it. Look, more little bats is there. I wanted to be over there. Can I use the hook shot to skip some of the process? Okay. A little bit. A little bit. I mean, there's nothing that says to you that you should be able to climb at the top there. So, I think that's just a little bit of a Okay. Little bit of a bad game design there. Oh, come on. All righty. Why did I do it? Cuz I could. I felt like it. Okay. Link. Okay. Push. Got a lot stronger. I'm not even wearing the Goran bracelet anymore. It's too small. Guess I'll going up. Woo. Oh, another one. Oh, that was lucky I got the other key. [laughter] Otherwise, that would have been annoying. All right. Oh, the slugs. The fire slugs. >> What's it called, though? Torch slug. When the fan on its back is extinguished, it will run away. Destroy it before it be lights. I don't think we can kill it with a sword. Oh, we can. Oh, he's like, "No, my fire. Why? You and me both." >> Does he Does he do anything? Oh, that's it. Right. So, he's got a fire on his back. And what he does is he just jumps at you. Okay. Oo, our first look at these. Oo, now we can climb. I'm assuming it was this. Oh, wait, wait. Where is it? What? That was such a weird like way that it showed me. What? Where was that? What? Oh, it's at the top. Ah, okay. Okay. So, I need to get over there. Can I do it by this? I can't. Right. Gotcha. Wait, hold on. Do I want to do this? Oh, yeah, I do. Cuz I want to be able to climb. Okay, one more. Wait, I think I wanted to climb. Okay, so that's allowed me to get up there. Although, it wants me to push the block further. Is that going to trigger anything? No. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. I get it now. Okay. Maybe I don't. All right. So basically it went use the bomb light. Okay. There we go. Dim dum dum dum dum. I mean I'm wearing the the tunic. Shouldn't I just be able to walk through the fire? I didn't think that one through, did they? No. All right. Oh, this is the rolling stone. There he is. This is a little bit of a nuisance, this one, cuz there's places you need to be down here. Ah, leave me alone. Leave me be. Okay, guess we'll go this way. Another treasure. I mean, another prison. But there will be treasure in the prison cell. or I don't want to talk to you. You make the temple too easy. I don't know if I would have got that one if I would have worked it out myself. Let me tell you a secret as a reward for releasing me. When you're on fire, you can put it out by swinging your sword or by rolling forward. Did you know that? I don't think I can be on fire if I'm wearing this. I think I'm all good. Doop doop doopydoop. Do I want to go this way? No, I don't. Okay, there's definitely somewhere in here you Oh, god. You have to do like the song of time. Oh, okay. Never mind. He wants to go that way. That's fine. It's like that ball had a sentence of its of its own. There definitely is a way to get up, though. Uh, okay. >> Ah, damn it. Oh, is there a wall I can destroy? There might be a wall I can destroy with a bomb. A nice. I just don't know how I would see it, though. Is it in the corner? I feel like it's a corner wall. Right. Well, we found we found the door. Oh dear. Okay. Right. So, I need another one. Oo. Oh, do I? Yeah, probably. Right. Oh, look at that. Look at that. I gotten used to the inversion now. All right. Now, let's just carefully walk over. Don't want to fall now. Oh. Oh, nice map. So, I I need to find one more Goron. I has map. Nice. But I don't has key. Go this way. All right. I feel like there is Oh, now that we have the map, maybe it'll tell us. So, I went here. Oh, God damn it. Let's take a whole bar off. I think it might have. Is it here? >> No, there it is. But I think that's just for a sculpture, though. Oh, yeah. You can see it through the wall. Ah, no. You little buggy. All right, fine. Right. I was right about that. But you know what it is? I know. Oh, I know what I needed to do. I know what I need to do. I need to fall down there because I've missed a room. Yeah, I need to fall down here. [screaming] Hey, look at me go. Now, there was one of this these ways. Okay. Oh, there we go. So, I did need to do the song of time. Silly me. Oh, what am I like? Is this a slug? Oh, like likes. Oh, wait. Do they have names? I must know their names. Oh, they don't have names. A I wish they had names. Right. And then this thing does this bloody thing. Like like Oh, look at him come over. Like like an enemy that eats shields and certain clothes. Beed quickly to get your gear back. I used to deliberately get my stuff stolen just so I could like go [laughter] and hold it up again. Cuz you never get that once it's once you've uh got it once. That's it. Oh god. Oh god. Wait. We need to Hold on. Oh. Oh. Target it. Damn it. Target it. There it is. It took a long time. I was like, which buttons is it? Yay. Oh, so there isn't anything in here. It was just a gold sculpture. Ah, okay. Oh, I have to do this again. Oh, okay. I was going to say, oh, can we bomb it? >> I don't think we can. Okay, so that's all that was here was a gold sculpture. I thought that was the case, actually. Right. So, that means we have to find wherever else we need to go. Wait, what? There was a guy in here just in this maze bit. Oh my god. I'll tell you a secret for saving me. In this temple, there are doors that fall down when you try to open them. When one of these doors starts to fall, move. If you What? If you use a sample of the Goran special gr, you can break it. So, you see a door falling down, run away and then use a sample of the Gorons. I love that they don't say bombs. Interesting. Okay. Well, we got the key we needed. Now I've just got to remember where to go now. Got run over. Stupid boulder. Oh, there it is. I think. Yeah. Here we go. Oh, Jesus. Almost ran straight off. That would be no good, right? Oh, I remember this one. I thought it was cool cuz it's like over the lava, but then you can get on anyway. Yes. The fire's going to chase you. Run, Link, run. Don't act like you're not wearing a a a Woody, a a fireproof tunic or anything. It's okay. Oh, the We need some crazy ass chase music there. Oh, it would have been all over for our hero if he hadn't have done it. Right now I'm upstairs. Now I can see it all. Can I shoot him with an arrow? Like, no. Let me run away. No. >> Oh, wait. He's still he's still away. >> Look, the gor special crop. I mean, oops. The gor special crop. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Na'vi, no. No doubt you're going to say you should be here. I don't care, Na'vi. I'm here for me. I do me things, not you things. Where did I save him? No, not that. I wanted to see where he was. Is he all the way in the corner? He looks like he's probably over there. >> Oh, the boulder got me. Oh, like we least expected it. All right. Okay. So, the game deliberately tries to make you rescue all of the goons cuz then obviously how'd you get the keys? Well, I guess we'll just one, two, three, four. Right. Oh, Mr. Goro. Oh my god, I almost got hit by that boulder there. I got lucky. Woo! I found a small key. Hello. What are you going to tell me about the thing? Are you ready to be free to go? I'll tell you a secret for saving me. If you find a place that you can see on the map but can't reach, try playing the ocarina. Already did it. Already did it. This feels like, you know, this should be the first temple we do. Like Na'vi gives me enough hints as it is. Now I've got Gorons telling me about every single tiny thing. >> Hello. He has eyes. I didn't realize he had eyes. Stop it, naughty. Now go away. I'll spare you this time. All right, we got to hoop. >> We got to hoop it. Then we got to hoop this. And then we got to hoop down. [screaming] Ah, so that's how we freed the other guy. I was wondering how we got to him. There was no way. Gonk. Oh, hey dude. How you doing? What are you going to tell me? Here's a tip for rescuing me. Somewhere in this temple, you're sure to meet up with some creatures that dance as they Oh, he's cool. Was there There was a series Legend of Link or not Legend, but something like that. And it had like had one of these. Um, use arrows won't hurt. It looks like you might need some of the Gor special crop. I don't think you even need that. I think you can just hook shot him out of his little dancing uh mode. So, I've got so many keys now. So many keys. Like, how where do I need to go for the like I don't even know where to use the keys. Like, we went up, we did everything. And yet, I'm so confused. Do I have anywhere that I could still use the keys? Oh, wait, wait, wait. I did see one. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, is it up here? Yeah, there it is. There it is. It's up there. Okay. I knew it. So, yeah, it is this room. Just very, very carefully carefully does it. And then run. Right. So, I need to get back up there. Got my two keys. So, how does one get over there? I mean, I need to be from this angle, right? I get the Oh, I get it again. Oh, no. Whatever will I do? Can I just climb that? >> [screaming and groaning] >> Oh. Oh. I need to get up there, though. Stop it. Bad fire. You're annoying me. Whoa. The reach on him, though. So, can I not Oh, I can. I thought it seemed like such a like not the right way to go, though. All right. Here we go. Here's the fire dancer. Probably. No, still no fine answer. Oh my god, I've Oh, I forgot about this room. This is the one with all the invisible fire barriers. That's a pain in the ass. Um. Oh. Oh. You I No, Nav'i, I don't want to do that. I need to go through there. Look, if you look down, you can see all the way into the room. But first, a door. Oh, [screaming] it's a fake door light. Just like that. Goron said he wasn't lying. Wait, he said I can use a bomb to destroy it. Oh, there we go. Oh, what is this? What is this? Oh, it's just a little hole. Okay. Is that another fake door? It's going to be another fake door. Is it not? >> Oh, come Oh my god. Well, that's not fair. I got double team by the freaking boulder. Oh no, this isn't I might die. I might legit die here. Hold on. Okay, there's a normal door. Oh, thank you. safety, please. Oh, this is just going to be a freaking compass, isn't it? Do I have a fairy? I I I think I deliberately didn't take a ferry. No, no, no, no. I have a compass. Woo! I would like anything but a compass at this point. Oh, god. All right. Yeah. Okay. Can't go that way. Can't go that way. Can't go that way. Can't go that way. Oh, freaking bat as well. Oh my god. Oh. So, that was just for the compass that way. Oh my god. I need one of those bats to attack me. I need it to drop something. Oh no. No. You're bugging it. Did I get it? Please drop something good. Anything at all? It didn't drop anything. Oh my god. Oh no. Do I Do I have a fairy? My blue fire. Never mind. We've got hearts here. I just uh can't remember. Well, can I can I climb that? I might be able to climb it. Hold on. Hey, sweet. Some hearts. Actually needing these guys. I don't believe it. All right, hold on. Oh, it definitely doesn't look like I'd be able to get up there. Woo! Okay, I'm not going to die. I'm not dying. I'm not dying. [laughter] Go spot us. No. Yep. No. Not so good. Go on, you bat. >> Watch out. >> No. No. No. No. No. You don't. Oh, look. There's loads of pots over here. Oh. Oh, cheeky git. I'll take the hearts, though. >> [laughter] >> So, it knows exactly where I am and it keeps on trying to like where I'm going. E. Oh, no. The fire. Fine. We don't go around that way. We go around this way. Okay. Are we doing Are we doing like the mini boss yet? We It's Oh, here we go. Okay. This has got to be the mini boss. Okay. Sorry, dude. Hold on. Let me Let me uh free you. We have to do mini boss time now. Okay. Never mind. It's not mini boss time. Not yet, anyway. Okay. Okay. you. You know what I mean? Could have could at least have done me the kind the decency of uh giving me some arrows. That's going to be a trap. Yeah. Oh, which way is he going to go? He's going to have to go around. Oh, not Oh. Oh. Oh, so I don't if I can't go around that way. I can't go through there. Oh, I can go through here. Oh, okay. I got to turn everything off. This is it. Oh, I've got to remember the way. [laughter] Get it quickly. [screaming] Ah, another one of you. I fell for it. I fell for it. Oh, there it is. Okay, this is the boss. This is the fire dancer. He has such a good time dancing. You just do this to him, I think. There he is. Oh. Oh. Ready, ready, ready. [screaming] >> Oh, he's going to set himself on fire again. Oh, he's changed color. Look at him now. Look at him dance. Oh, that's a shame. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Let's go around. Let's go around. Let's catch him. He's like, "Oh, no. [laughter] He's so cute." And finally, his green color. Oh, god. Oh, for God's sake. Stupid camera. Look at him spit fire. Spitting hot fire. Oh, okay. He's going to run. Where you going to go? Where you going to go? There he is. Oh. >> Oh my god. He inflated. He was a cool guy though. And just like that, off we go. Oh, I was a bit worried. Was that going to be another one that was just going to fall on me? And I'd fallen for it again. Okay. So, this is going to be another one of those you need to get up there before it goes off. So, in order to do that, you need to go ready. N Yeah, there's not enough time to climb up and get there. Feel like I've done that before, though. It's like the third time I've done that. Oh, what is this? Okay, so we we must be so close to the freaking item now. It's like the last thing we need. There it is. Oh, for God's sake. I failed it instantly. There's bats as well, dude. There's bats. Oh, we did it. We did it. I had to concentrate there. [laughter] Finally, I have the hammer. The megaton hammer. If only to ruin your hat this. It's so heavy. You need to use two hands to swing it. Well, you win this time. No, I don't want to. So, we need to go down here. Now, we need to equip it. Now, there's so many things we can do with it. So many things. We first hit this. Bam. Fall down with it. Then Oh, was this something that Nope. I think that's where I went. Okay. And now we're just going to smash everything >> except for the bats. Bats can die. >> Okay. Bats can give me like three freaking hearts though. Nice. Smash. I mean Oh, what? That's a I've never seen this shield. Uh when you do the megaton hammer. Oh, that's interesting. It revealed a new way to go. Oh, is this going to stay? What do I do? I mean, oh freaking Oh, do I have to take a box down? Oh my Oh my god. Just die. There you go. That's one dead. That's two dead. >> Oh, he gave me hearts. Nice. >> Just in time for the boss. Yep. Yep. Come on. Let's take a little box cuz apparently this box weighs as much as I do. Hy. I don't know if we can do two. We might hurt ourselves and then break the box. So, do one at a time. Ready? There. [laughter] >> They could have used like a rock or something. That That box looks like it's made of plywood. Let me down. [screaming] Oh, and let me in. Well, I guess we haven't been in here before, so let's go. Oh, the ocarina. Oh, I think I I need to do I need to do this. I don't think I need to do anything if I'm honest. But uh No, it's something like that, isn't it? Or is it the other way around? There we go. It'll eventually pick it up. I have no idea what the hell's going on. What a lovely view. Is it in front of me now? Oh, there we go. This is how we can free him. I was going to say if I can't climb up that, that would suck. I missed it. There we go. Second time's a job. Oh, forgot. This switch looks rusted. Hello. Are you releasing me? I am free to go. I'll tell you a secret for saving me. A door is hidden inside the statue at the entrance to this temple. But the Goran special crop won't work on it. Don't you have anything stronger? Yeah, dude. I got some strong stuff. All right, I'll take the key. Apparently, I got one more key to do. There we go. Now, which way do I need to go is the question. Uh, I Yeah, I think it is this way. No, I don't. No, I need to get over there, though. Can I get over there? I want I want I want to get over there. Okay, follow the boulder. The boulder knows all. The boulder lies. Never trust a boulder. >> Screw this game, man. Sometimes. Oh, I did it. I did it. Is there a rusted switch up here? Oh, there is. But haven't I already been in there? >> Yeah, I have. Okay. Yeah. So, I could I I could have avoided that, but I needed the key. Woo! He's surely going to survive this. Oh my god. No damage. [laughter] Literally no damage at all. Oh, wait. Wrong way. My man, we got to go this way. It's satisfying when you can just blast through it. When there's a flow to it, it's nice. When it feels like you taking ages. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know, guys. >> Yeah. Uh-huh. And the other one. Okay. The other one didn't want to do it. That's cool, too. I love how they just disintegrate. So, they didn't the the de the developers were like, I don't know what to do here, man. Have it just go small, scale it down, and go. Oh, and you You're not getting away. No doubt. I need to kill everybody in here. >> Oh my god. How many how many how many shots? >> I hate you all. There's another freaking bat as well. Just the right distance away. And then one more up. There we go. And you I love how he's like, "I'm your biggest fan." No, don't kill me. I was just excited to see you. Look at that lovely JPEG or whatever is SVG. Oh, another like like room, huh? Oh, no. This is not good. This This bad. Don't need my shield. My shield my tunic. Oh, >> yeah. Give it back. Come on. Yeah. They look so cool on the floor. I was like, wait, hold on. Where is it? Oo, pretty. Nice. >> All right, then. And you. Oh, I need to equip it again. Although, I kind of like it. I like him without a shield. Yeah, this is a cool look. [laughter] Cuz you can't unequip a shield once you've got a shield again with you. Okay. Okay, fair enough. Uh, hook shot. And I guess we just use the megaton hammer on him. It's got to do way more damage, right? All right. All right. Go on then. Come around this way. Wait, what? Is it doing that much damage? >> No. >> No. Yeah, the sword's way better. Uh, we're not even on the final transformation, dude. Megatron Hammer sucks. >> I had no idea it was that bad. >> Oh, yeah. There we go. Now we're on the final one. Should be the green one. >> Hello, greedy. >> Get ready to die. Okay, one more shot. One more. One more shot. One more shot. There he is. >> You heard me. Oh, we get something. What? What? What do we get here? A treasure chest. Uh, the wrong way. I like how Nav'i gets out the way. She's very kind like that. Great. More bombs. Brilliant. What a waste. Well, here we are. We're at the the end of the the temple. Are you going to spoil a boss for me? I bet you're going to be You should hit it on its head. The tiny boss key. Go on then. Spoil it for me. Okay, never mind. I don't know why what he had to say, actually. Okay, I guess it'll be a mystery. Okay, now we can just go through. Although, there any pots? I might want some help. Oh, wait. No, there's a there's a ferry through here. And just grab a ferry. Flip flam. It's too hot in here. Oh, I need my tunic. That's right. Of course. 44 seconds. Damn. I die in no time at all. Use the blue one. Yeah. And then Oh no, this is bad. I didn't realize I needed my hook shot. It's always fun when you need to do something over again. Is it just really rubs it in like you you were just awful. Oh my god. You kidding me? Or is it just not not going to happen? Oh, it is going to happen. Nice. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Make it awkward. Make it awkward. I should probably get rid of the flame. Oh no. That That's not what I wanted to click. Get rid of the flame. Will it burn the pots? What happens when you do blue fire? Yeah, my fail safe. Now I don't have to be like too crazy scared anymore. Definitely don't have to be now. Who needs a shield? That's how we do it. Uh I think literally all I need for this one is that I might take the hook shot just in case. Um but yeah. Oh, I can't get over there again, can I? Do this. It's all good. Can I climb this? No, I can't. Just I'm I'm just drawing it out for you guys. [laughter] I like to keep you waiting. Who needs a shield? Who needs a shield? Oh, this boss was so cruel to me as a kid. I was like, "Wait, where's Darunia? Where are you, dude?" He got eated. There's a lot of things in Majou's mask that sort of felt like they repurposed them because the Goran that died in that has a big slash across his belly. Um, and it feels like that's what happened to Darunia, but we never see that. There he is with his wiggly waggly arms. Subterranean lava dragon. Got a little happy eyes like Hey, dude. Hold on. Okay. Oh. Oh my god. [screaming] Jesus. What was all that about? >> You can't do that to me. I'm the hero of time, dude. >> All right. Where's he going to pop up next? Are you going to fly out now? more hammering. Although, should I use my sword for that attack? Maybe. Oh, we got him. Okay, return. Where's he going to come from? Or she. I think it's a she. Hello. Right, sword time. A no, I just did one swipe. But that shows you that the sword uh does more damage. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He's going up. She's going up. She's going to drop the boulders. If only she was looking at where I was going, not where I went. Oh, okay. Oh, the boulders are just falling on her now. >> Hey, I mean, sorry. All right, here we go. Here we go. Ready? Big shot. Big shot. There we go. Okay, one more. Surely one more. I just can't believe he freaking killed me like instantly. That was so funny. Oh, wait. Are you using fire now? Can I not slash it? >> Oh, yeah. I don't have a shield. [laughter] Yeah. Down you go. Oh, w standing in lava. Right. So, are you going to go up again or are we do our little dance? Here we go. And A. One more then. One more. Just run around. Run around. It's going on the ceiling again. Dropping the rocks. Never understood why the rocks just keep falling on it while it's going in the hole. It came with the middle. All right, Master Sword. Go. There you go. I got hit like two or three times at the beginning just to instantly [laughter] kill me. Oh, he's in its hit box. Oh, look at it. It's so confused. It doesn't know what it's doing. And it sort of just crumbles and turns into a skelly bone bush. Oh, did it breathe a little bit? There looked like it breathed. We have a heart from his head. Get in the room. Where are you? Off we go. That's it. Forest temple. No, forest and fire temple done. Kaboom. Woo. Oh, it's a normal day. Don't just don't worry about the volcano erupting or anything. Chamber of the sages. Does he say he died? We can have that man-to-man talk. Oh, he looks happy, though. Thank you, brother. I really appreciate what you did. I thank you on behalf of the entire Goran race. You turned out to be a real man, just as I thought you would. By the way, I, the wild Darunia, turned out to be a great sage of fire. Isn't that funny, brother? Well, this must be what they call destiny. Nothing has made me happier than helping you seal the evil here. Hey, brother, take this. This is a medallion that contains the power of the fire spirits and my friendship. Nope. No manto man talk. Okay, that's not red. That's magenta. I'm wearing red. You receive the fire medallion. Darunia awakens as a sage and adds his power to yours. Don't forget now you and I are true brothers. Are we the Are we Did do we do we do anything that I mean? Okay, cool. Bye. If it makes you feel any better. Okay. Oh, now you might be wondering, how do we get out of here? Well, if you got used to the inverted controls by now, you could do it really quick. And there you have it. But then we could do this to the rock. And another one. Now, any gray rock we can destroy. Fairy fountain. [groaning] What are you going to Oh, I don't have a shield. Oh, that's a shame. That's a shame. Otherwise, I would have. Wait, can I use sticks? No, I didn't think so. I didn't think so. Right. Okay. This way. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I think there's another piece of hard. I didn't realize that was a climbing thing. Whoa. Bam. Bam. Bam. What's this way? Ooh, great. Oh, wait. Another fairy. Oh, yay. Oh, goody. So, can you be an adult and young Link and see the same fairies? I don't think you can, cuz the one that's at uh Hyrule is dead. He's dead. Lovely. What are you going to give me? Is that a different pose? Oh my god, it is not lying down. Welcome, Flipflop. I am your great fairy of wisdom. I'm going to enhance your magic power. Receive it now. You're so open to new experiences. Oh, my my magic bar is going to grow so much. And it's going to be green. Your magic power is enhanced. Your magic power has been enhanced. Now you [laughter] have twice as much magic power. When battle has made you weary, please come back to see me. [crying] They knew what they were doing with the poses though, 100%. Look at my big magic bar. But I want my Goran sword. We're already here. Give me my sword. But first, we got to climb this ladder. I think I think we can't get that piece of heart because I think that's from a plant. But but but but I think there's another one here. I think we climbed down this way. Yeah, I knew it. I'm a clever boy. I'm a big boy. I sold my cow. Let's go. Still not a full heart though. And now hopefully enough days or time has passed that he'll give me the sword. But technically no time has passed. So, I don't know if he will if I literally have to wait days. Let's see. Hey, dude. Go and wake up. You get your cool little cut scene. Oh, I don't remember the cut scene at all. I always remember Goran being at the top, though. All right. I want my sword now, please. Oh, it doesn't look like it does anything. Is that right? Not yet. Hey, you. You are impatient. I knew it. I freaking knew it. I knew he wasn't going to be ready. Yeah. Whatever. [screaming] [groaning] Is it going to still erupt? [gasps] It's no longer erupting. Cool. Does that mean I can smash these rocks? I didn't know if I could smash the red ones. Oh, surely. Yeah. Where's the gold sculpture? Where are you? Come out. Oh, you're in this one, are you? Yeah, I will be. Oh, you're not. Okay. Maybe I need to come at day. I mean, at night, >> probably. Well, we could release the cow at least. So, is the next one I can do the water temple? I mean, I've already got me iron boots, so yeah, I guess so. Let's go. Woo. It's fine. We don't need knees. Ah, it's all It's all It's all part of the plan. Is it night? No, it's technically day. Let's see what that man says at the very top of the tower. Look at me. I'm on top of the world. It really bothers me to see anyone at a higher level than I am. I have to be on top. Can you see it from there? Dead mountain is back to normal. It bloody well is. Wait, how many scultulas have we killed? Do you think we got 20? Ooh. Do you think 20 is enough? I don't know. I think when we got 10, we freed a guy, but 20 I think it might be a little bit more. Oh no, we got another one. Okay, cool. Are you just going to give me a piece of heart though? The cursed bro. Thank you. Here's your reward. You obtained the stone of agony. If you equip a rumble pack, it will react to nearby secrets. Oo, >> please don't go. >> Did I Did I ever have a rumble pack? I don't think I did. I had the the Game Boy transfer pack, but no, I never I never got the rumble pack. Poor me. I was only so privileged. Oh, my pony is still here. Oh, brilliant. Come on, A pony. We've got a water temple to see. Okay, don't go full speed over the bridge. She doesn't like it. All right, are you ready, guys? Are you ready? Oh, but there's a fishing spot as well. I like the fishing spot. Oh, we could take a pona all the way down here. Sweet. So, when we like fix the temple and uh and like the water rises, does opponent just drown and die? >> Stop. >> Oh, that's that's quite dark, James. We don't like that. All right, so we need that one and that one. And we're ready. Oh. Oh, we also need the hook shot. Probably do need the ocarina. And that's probably going to be it to the bottom of the lake. That's all it takes to enter is uh to knock that and then it all comes out. I think it like Oh, yeah. Those are the iron boots. Yeah. Yeah. They wait. I wanted to see it fall. Look, it comes out and it goes wee bye-bye like a little fish. Right, let's go in. Here it is. The hardest temple in the game, apparently. Um I I don't remember it really being that hard. I think I remember the Shadow Temple being a bit harder, but we'll find out. We'll find out. Okay. Oh, the lag. No, no, no. Not the spider. He's going to hit me up. Oh, this is the hardest temple in the entire game. I hate it. Let's go this way, then. I got the spiders can go in water. I think the problem with this is that it's a lot of this. So, going in the menu, equipping the iron boots, unequipping the iron boots. Okay, what we got? Do we just pull this out? But then if we pull it out, okay, well that we'll we'll save that for later. Whatever that was. There's obviously something there to do. I think in the uh the 3DS remake they added the button to unequip the uh iron boots. No, that made it a lot easier. All right. Well, that's one part done now. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be the long shot, isn't it? That's a long shot. Go to the bottom. Is there something down here? Oh, is it the spike balls? It's the spiky balls. It me. I'm here. Now we have to do this again. Put on my cookie rey boots. Ah. Oh. Whoa. There was things in there. The hell's that? Oh, I'm not going to be able to get over there, am I? Also don't have a key. Okay, so I didn't need to be over here at all. So then we have to go back to shoot the boots and then you have to go back over here. Now, you can see why people they they called this a hard game or a hard temple, but I don't think that's exactly right. I think it's a pain in the ass temple, but I don't think it's a hard one. Maybe that's what they meant. Maybe they meant it a pain in the ass temple, cuz you also have levels like this where you want to be partway through. So, you want to switch to your iron boots while you're part uh floating. Let's see. I like that I don't have a shield. Oh, maybe maybe I should have a shield. Oh, this is terrible. Okay, we are we are we are taking off the boots. We are not dealing with this. Can I get out? Hello? I can't climb up here. What? Damn stingrays. Okay. Okay. Maybe maybe this is a little bit harder than I remember. God, there's so many of them. Leave me. Leave me alone. God damn it. Okay, it's living up to its name. It's not that it's hard. I can't You can't do anything. You legit can't do anything when you're when you've got your iron boots on. You might be able to use your bow and arrow, but I don't actually have any uh um records. I don't have any arrows. Okay. Let's try this. I mean, this is the whole temple basically. It's this big up and downy bit. Okay. So, I can't go in here either. Huh. Everywhere's locked. Oh, there's something that I've got to pull out. Assume there's another locked door. I've been in there. I have not a clue on where to go. I'm going to kill the spider, though. The spider is really bugging me. Right. There's a bit all the way down there. We're going to go all the way down to the bottom cuz I don't think I went in here. Oh, freaking spike balls of spikiness. Go. Hey. Oh my god, she's all grown up. Oh, you. I'm all right. Flipflam. You're Flipflam, aren't you? It's me, your fianceé, R, Princess of the Zores. [gasps] I never forgot the vows we made to each other seven years ago. You're a terrible man to have kept me waiting for these seven years, seven long years. But now is not the time to talk about love. I'm sure you've already seen to Zora's debate. Totally frozen. A young man named Shik saved me from under the ice. But my father and the other Zoras have not yet. I want to save them all. I want to save Zora's domain. You You have to help me. This is a request from me, the woman who is going to be your wife. Flim Flam, you have to help me destroy the evil monsters in this temple. Okay. Instead of inside the water temple, there are three places where you can change the water level. I'll lead the way. Follow me quickly. She gonna Oh, yeah. So quick. Oh my goodness. Slow down. Is she not like Wait, how how are you how are you breathing? I guess it's already a a given she knows that I'm I'm wearing the uh the tunic. Oo, look a crack. Is she here? She said she was going to lead the way and yet she's gone. Okay. All right. She led me into a trap. Oh, damn it. Oh, do I need to do I need to bomb these? I probably need to bomb these. I'm going to say I need to bomb these. There we go. [laughter] There we go. Hey, stop coming out of your ball every time a bomb's about to blow up. Okay, this is the fastest we got a map before. I think the uh the fire temple was definitely one of those rows like you get them all at the end. All right. Well, there's the map. She didn't lead me to a place to change the water level, though. Oh, no. There it is. Now, is it this one or is it the song of time? It's a freaking song of time. What are you talking about? Okay, sorry. My bad. I need to check it first. Those who wish to open the path sleeping at the bottom of the lake must play the song passed down by the royal family. Sorry, I wasn't standing right in front of it. Oh, my bad. Okay, we're looking good. [screaming] That's not what we wanted, though. We didn't want to be all the way down here. Uh, so now I don't have a deco stick. But what I do have is one of these. Oh, yeah. There we go. Oh, you could just stand. You got loads of arrows. >> Oh god, not these. Go on then. Go. Ready? Wow. Tough. All that for just a tiny key. So, so, so far like quite linear, right? Right. Nothing that's too complicated. Just try to find the right door first. That's as hard as it's gone. Is there going to be any hearts or just arrows? Probably just arrows. Yeah, just arrows. I got plenty of those. And now we get to see where there's no water in the temple. What it looks like? It's all beachy and cool. Oh, the spiders are going to fall down. Spiders are going to attack us. Ooh. Do you think Do you think we need a a boom? Oh, we need our uh iron boots, too. Is this going to be one of those where I'm going to get attacked by something as well? It definitely is. I've got my hook shot. I think I can still use that underwater. Easy done. And then now to take the boots off. I can't believe this made it into the game. Like surely they should have had the boots be an item to unequip, you know, in the hot thing. Hot key or hot whatever it is. Um but they didn't. So that's definitely something they're going to put in the remake. Oh, do you think I can make it over there? Oh, with my little baby shot. Yes, my little baby shot can do it. Oh my god, spinners. Throw another spinner. Oh, yes. Good investment. All right, Barbie. Yep. Oh, that didn't work. Oh, can I do my Ooh, like this. There you go. I know what I'm doing sometimes. So, ah no, stupid spider. Oh, fine. There we go. So, is it every 10? It might be every 10 you get someone. You save somebody. All right. So, this whole place was literally just for a gold sculpture. Brilliant. What a waste of my time. I'm a freef fallen man. And then we can just take our boots off now and swim. There we go. There is a water level. It's just a little bit lower. All right. So, that was all completely wasted. But oh, this is it. This is what we needed. This will probably put the water level up, I think. Or can we hook shot? Ah, we can hook shot. Oh, and there it is. This is how we make it. I think there's three levels, isn't there? There's that one that brings it all the way down. This one that brings it to medium height, and then the top one. Now, there was a wall to be broken. And I think was that the bottom? I think that was at the bottom. So, I kind of want to go back there again. Take my boots on. Put my boots on. Yeah, I know. Yep. Yep. Yep. Cuz this is where I saw her and then when I was rising there was something to bomb. So, let's see. Some eagle-eyed viewers would have seen that already. A big crack in the world. There it is. Thank you. Nice. And that's a small key. Well done. And then there's loads of keys in the main room. Oh, sorry, doors that need keys. So, I don't think we need to be back on the ground floor anymore. It would be interesting to know what the consensus is now on this temple. Oh, look at that. Do you think can we do that? Do you think Do you think we can shoot an arrow into the water? Oh, do we need to make the uh Oh, no. That's not what I wanted to do. Or do we have to make the water lower? Do you think it won't work? Okay, I can hear somebody. I think it's from above, though. Ah. Oh, never mind. Okay. Yeah, we we we can't get in there. Yeah, it's [screaming] not up. Oh my god, a spider fall from the ceiling. Let's see what's behind door number three. Okay, I'm assuming Ah, look at you. I mean, I heard you. I didn't realize you were going to come for me like right away. All right. It was just an eager spider. I'm being shot up. I'm being sprayed up the body. Okay. Is there anything in here? No. Right. Cool. And then this is how to make it go all the way to the top again. Uh, so what's this going to do? What have I done except for just move the levels? And there we go. Back to the top. Back to being attacked by stupid head. There we go. Got to get him when he's at the top of peak of his height. Peak of his jump. So, I don't have a key now for that. You again. Hold on. A loads of hearts with that guy. All right. this. Uh, okay. Now, it might be a little bit confusing because all we've done is just change the levels and that's it. But we'll see. We'll see. I do have a map so I could check that out. Okay. There's like a sneaky snake. A sneaky snake. So, where have I not been? So, that's the bottom floor. the base floor right inside and to the right. Okay. Haven't been to that floor cuz of course that's I think the boss. [snorts] First floor has loads of rooms to go to. So I don't think I want to go down here. Oh, they come back all the time. They just keep coming back. Ah, okay. Yeah. So, there's no point me being in here at all. Okay. So, that's the next bit part I probably need to go to when I get a key. No, it's not because I can't even get over there because I need the long shot. So, as soon as I find a key, I need to get to that other room. Okay. So, I don't I don't think there is anything on the on the bottom floor now. Well, it's I need to get it back to the medium level cuz I need to use the fire to unlock that one. So, it is a bit of a pain in the ass. Like I said, it's just a pain in the ass. That's what it is. It's just a pain in the ass. Oh, for God's sake. Fact, the menu takes ages to load. Aha. Ooh. Can I pull this out or can I push it in? Ha. So, I went down one more. And this hopefully should fall into place on somewhere. Find out. There it is. So, you do that whole bit where you change the water levels and then you have to make it go back down again in order to get this to work. Although, you probably could have done it before, I suppose. >> Yes. >> Yeah, you probably would have done it the first time you make the water level all the way go down. You would have been able to do this. >> And this probably should end up with either another key or a boss. I guess I'll use that. Nice. Oo. I mean, look at this place. It looks so good. The aesthetics here are beautiful. Freaking love it. So, we're going to have to put our iron boots on for a second. This is where we get blown around. Ah, there's a thing. We can't climb that. Okay, so we're going to have to do. Take off those boots. Go to here. Put them back on over here. Miss it. So, you know, you have to take your boots off again. This time, put them on so you haven't overshot it. My god. Now, now you go. Uh, you don't Yeah, you miss it first. Is there going to be a timer? Oh god. I'm just I'm I'm just going to take the shoes off. There's no saving it. It's like ah just just send me up. Damn it. >> Yeah, I know. I've been attacked by them million times. Stop it. Dabby. Jesus. Oh, yeah. Fine. It's I just needed the key. So, yeah. You would have done this the the first time. Oh, for God's sake. Look at it. Look. Look at what its camera angles are doing, man. Hya and then take him off again. What a balleache this is. I get blown around. Woohoo. O. O. And that's it. Now we need to make the water go back up. Fine. I'll kill you now. Well, you won't target him. Nappy [clears throat] man unless you're staring directly at him. No. All right. Well, I don't need to do that. Okay. I'm pretty sure that was right on the line, but hey, whatever. See, it's it's not [laughter] going me this whole this whole time like it's not that bad. See, you do this and you do that. It's all good. So, now we just need to make her go all the way up again. There was another Oh god. Oh, am I going to have to put my boots? I'm going to have to put my boots. Okay. Weird. But I I get it. They're teaching us how to get out of the water while wearing our boots. Cuz again, this would have been very early on. And I'm definitely not wearing them the whole time. I mean, the Nintendo 64 controller has so many freaking buttons. They couldn't have just assigned the iron boots to one of them. No, it's going to get much worse as well, dude. It's going to get much worse cuz you get the um what is it? Oh, is there a gold scul in here? You get the hover boots. Oh my god. Right. So, I get it up halfway. So, where was the other door that needed to be unlocked? [music] Can't remember. Can I use my thing to get up there? No. Probably need the long shot to get that. Oh my god. That was me clicking cancel to like cancel out of the the C target or whatever. Uh did it lock behind me? I don't know if it did. Yep, it did. Okay, fair enough. Um, yep. And then we go in here. Yep. It's me and you both, guys. It's painful. It is truly painful. I'm going to be attacked by the spider again any second. Why? Just Just Why would you do this? It's going to hit me. There he goes. Freaking spiders, man. Right. And finally, where we should have been to start with because I as soon as we did the first level, I should have done that. And that's where it gets confusing cuz it's not outright like, oh, let's push that block in. And that's where, you know, if you haven't done or haven't played too many Zelda games, that's where you get confused. So, all of that should have been avoided. And then I should have just instantly done this. See, it's so easy. Oh god, bats. Kill it. And the other one. Oh, he tried to get on the wall. Oh, thank you for the arrows. Right. Yeah. Here we go. So, it's just going to be one of these. Hh. Oh god. I'm going have to wait for it. I want that one. I want that one. Come on. Come to papa. Come on. Yeah. Right. Next one. Okay. That one. That one. Yeah, mastered it. Oh, I don't have a key. Ah, I gave all the damn it. I need to get a key from Oh, that was cool. I saw the little water droplets there on that design. So, I can't go that way. Okay, so I missed a key somewhere. There's no way I can get over that, though. I'm going to go back to that room. Oh, I was wondering. Yeah, I was wondering about this room. The one with all the stingrays that try to kill me. All right. Because you have to hook shot to get out sort of thing. But if it's all the way filled up. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. [laughter] I need iron boots. Well, get him. >> Don't let him get away with it. Yeah. Suck it all you. Right. Is there a way to get out? There is. Right. Okay. Again, this is all still possible. However, that's a compass, which is annoying cuz I'm going to have to throw a bomb at it or something. Oh, arrows. Arrows work. Yeah, I can get arrows. So, we've got the compass. That's good. Ready? Oh, god. I'm doing it. I'm opening it. Right. Okay. At least now it'll tell me if there's any treasures I've missed. Oh, okay. You You don't want You don't want to turn back on now? I got the compass out of I didn't know. It was a weighted treasure chest. Cool. Oh, there's still a freaking another one. Oh god. They deliberately put this tiny little bit of wall there so if you were swimming you couldn't get under. Right, let's have a look at the map. Has it helped me? Right, so the second floor I'm on. There is somewhere to go that has a treasure chest that I have been and I've missed. You needed to use the arrows to get across, but it needed to be the medium level in order to do so. And this way has a treasure chest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This way has I've been there before, though, apparently. Oh, I just I've just seen it. I've just seen which one it is. Oh, sneaky. So sneaky. Again, this could all be completed if you know what you're doing. If you know what you're doing. So, when I first I went here, I turned the water level to nothing. But again, there's no way of you knowing, is there at all? There's a treasure chest in the center. But when you make the water go up and that floating platform or whatever uh lifts up, you need to put your boots on and then where that was, you fall below. Oh, I hate it. Right, we're getting somewhere. We're getting somewhere. It's fine. We're good. So, we go this way. Yep. Climb up here. Go in here. Go this way. Yeah, cuz look, it's going to be below that. When I was looking at the map, it just clicked. I was like, "Wait, how do I get there?" Hold on a minute. That's in the center bit. So, 100% that's what it'll be. [music] So, yeah. Yeah. Look, there it is. It shows you. I didn't even see it. So, there's a lot of backtracking with this temple and I think that is what has infuriated people. Yeah. See it down here. Oh, okay. There we go. All the way down. Oo, there it is. There's our key. It's got to release all of these freaking Oh my god. [laughter] Oh. Oh, wait. Hold on. We need to kill them. Oh, never mind. I thought I just I just wanted to get up there so they couldn't get me anymore. But no, no, that's uh that's what we need to do. Okay, just do this one shot. Two shot. >> Three shot. Okay. Come on, Z target. Don't fail me now. And the final one. There we go. Right now we can take our boots off. Are we going to get stuck on that? No. Okay. Wait, what? Oh, [laughter] of course. This was just the cage. No, there's going to be another one here. There it is. I was just the cage holding in all the baddies. This is the one we really wanted. There we go. And in here is the small key that now I need to go over, make the water level completely as high as possible, go into the room, hook shot back over to the So, so far, if you know what you're doing, you still only need to make the level go down, up, and up. And that's it. just one singular time so far. You just need to have known to go under this floor to go back to bomb that other place. It's almost as if it's mandatory for you to backtrack in this one. Like you wouldn't have a clue without looking around. Yeah. Jump on that little block link. Yes, that's that that's the perfect idea. You know what? Maybe maybe I'm remembering the uh the remake. Maybe I'm remembering the um 3DS version. You ass. Oh my god, he knocked me off it and now I can't get Oh my god, Link still makes the the sound effect when he's doing his shield. But I don't I don't have the shield. Ghost shield confirmed. All right, here we go. Now, will I need to redo the water level? Something tells me I might not have to cuz to get to the bottom level, I just wear me iron boots. And to get the top level, well, we got it there. So, I think I think you literally only need to do it once. We'll find out. I could be wrong. I I I mostly like I'm wrong, but you know, >> you love to get annoyed at me. Hya, [screaming] right? Let's not get that one. Or that one. No, let's get that one. And let's hop to it cuz it's about to go in. Here we go again. Again with the hook shots. It's all good. It's all good. I meant for this to happen. Okay. Didn't mean for that one to happen. Yeah. And now we can get across and use the key. Use the key. Good. Right. Oh. Oh. Looks like there's going to be multiple levels, so we may as well just attack you. And then I guess I'll manually do it with these guys. Ah, not even in aggro range. All right. Well, let's uh just do this. Bring up the water and the hook shots to get around. Okay. Oh. Oh, look. It's being clever. Cuz if we hook shot onto that one, we'll fall into the water. So, we have to hook shot onto this. Climb over. Very clever. And do this one. It's all about moving the Whoever designed this. We're like, we're I'm going to make it about just having the water go up and down and up and down. And then one more time once you jump on the guy's head. Little doggy, little dragon. I hear a body up here though. I don't like it. >> Freaking you guys. I like how I'm just killing the other one by accident. All right. And then we have one of you over here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hold on. Do bombs work on it? Surely bombs work on it. I would imagine. There we go. Easy peasy. Otherwise, I would have got eaten by him. 20 rupees. No, thank you. Are we here already? Look, this is so cool. Wow. Just walk across and you're like, "Wait, there's nothing here." Okay. Right. I guess we'll we'll go across this way, huh? This is still closed. I guess I'll go back. Wait, who's the dark shadowy figure over there? I think there's a couple of things that can defeat him. Oh my god. Dark film. Dark film flam. Conquer yourself. Your inner demons. Come on then. I know my own weakness. And it's definitely bombs. Oh, he dodged it. Ooh. Will you Will you give me space? There we go. Oh, I know what to do. I think I know what to do. Nope. Oh. Oh, I don't remember how to beat you. I thought it was a Megaton hammer. I'm not going to lie. I thought it was this. A! Come back here, you little pissed. Oh, I need to slap me on the head. Oh, normally he slaps you on the head. Oh, is it this? Look at him go. Wait, how how do I beat him again? Oh, I think I maybe I remember how to do this, but I think I I might have cheap cheeped it. Is it this? It might be this. Oh, whoa, look at him. He actually backed off. He goes all the way and he puts his shield down. Hey, got you. Got you, scumbag. [laughter] yourself by doing this. Yep. Got him again. Let's get him one more time. Can only do this so many times, though. A >> he's really far away. Yay. Although I can't do that anymore. But I have heard him. >> Oh, you bug at you. So if you if you just like mash at him. Oh my. Okay, I got him. Ow. Oh, I got him again. Just mash. We'll get him. Conquer yourself. Ah, yes. It makes sense. I am just stupid. [laughter] You thought this was a battle of psycho psyches and intellectualisms. No, it was just a battle of just smacking each other with a sword until one of you dies. Yay. Oh, he's he's getting aggressive now. He doesn't like that he's losing. Oh, there we go. See that? Easy. Super easy. Woohoo. Has anyone else Is there a tactic to it? I don't know, man. [laughter] It's really cool though. Conquer yourself. dark you. Okay. So, again, right now, if only, you know, there's the long shot. That's a long shot. You extends twice as long. And now we need to do the song of Tim. Now, I might need to lower the level again, though. What? Oh, do [sighs] Hey, sorry. It can't just teleport if you're standing on it. Oo, this Oh, flipflop. Be careful. Don't get swallowed by the vortexes. Oh, I like this. So, don't get eaten by that thing. I was wondering what this was on the map. No, not the fairy. We don't need the fairy. Okay. Going to make sure that we don't have the ferry equipped. That would be bad. Ha. Not exactly sure what happens if you do get eaten by the vortexes, but yes, I I definitely need a heart. Whoa. What? Excuse me. Uh hello. Why can't I get up there? Yeah, there we go. Okay, so don't get eaten by the vortex. That was a close one. So now I've got me long shot so it goes twice as long. Surely I can get that scultula. Hell yeah. Watch me miss it five times. All right, hog the wall. No. Okay. Uh, apparently that is okay. Um, um um. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Can I get out? I can get in, I suppose. That there. Oh my god. Please don't tell me I have to do the song again. There we go. Okay, so I think that's what I've got to do. We'll take another heart just in case. All right. Ready? Ready. Ready. Just a little bit here. Yeah. Nice. Oh, are you kidding me? Why is there loads of them? Can I swim out of it? Cuz there's no way I can get across there. So maybe I can swim. I mean, there's a hook shot there. Hook shot spot. Can I reach it from here? I don't think so. I can. Ah, brilliant. Oo, that was bloody close. All right, time to get out of here. And another key. Yippee. Right. So, now we've got this thing. I think I know where to go. Uh, do I want to be here? I don't think I I think I did everything in this room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, we'll take off the boots. Doing well without a shield, guys. God, you spin me right round, baby. Right round. Right. >> Oh my goodness. Stupid spinner. Find my Goron sword. You'd be dead already. All right. So, I can get across. Back across perfectly fine. I put my freaking boots on again. It's definitely not my favorite temple. So, I'll put our boots on here cuz this one you needed the long shot for. And then there was one on the other floor, the middle floor that I also as long as it means I don't have to like take my boots on and put them back on. Yes. Yes. Good. Right. Oh my goodness. Oh, and a boulder. Jesus, look at you guys. There's even like a whole area over that way. So, what am I supposed to do here? Just swim across and not get eaten by any uh vortex? I assume so. All right. Well, let's get under the water. Ah, I can climb. We're up. Uh, this is going to be a bit of an issue. I can't kill these guys with this. I can just stun them. Whoa. Right. I'm about to be absolutely mowled by spiders here. There we go. Thank you guys. I was a bit worried about not being able to get up there. Okay, so what's in here? What the hell was that? Oh, it's the stingray things. So, I need to get over there. I'm assuming I need to kill these guys. My god, there's so many. I'm not even killing the one I want to kill. Come on, swim towards me. There we go. Ooh, a crack. I don't have a shield. Just going to There we go. Oo. Push the block. [sighs] Oh, that's it. Okay. Well, again, like I did before, I don't exactly know what that has done. Uh, I assume I can hook shot my way out of this. Unless that's another wall. That is another wall. Okay, let's push it this way. Okay, we pull it out. How do we actually get out, though? I can't climb on this, can I? This is like a different colored one, though. All right, that going to raise the water level. Okay, it did and it didn't. Sweet. I need to get the block down there. But how do I get the block down there? Oh, I'm doing it the wrong way. Okay, [laughter] what was the chances? I did it the wrong way first. God damn it. Typical water temple. I'm a believer now. Sort it. I came into this thinking the water temple's not that bad. It's bad. It's bad. All right, we moved it all the way back. So now I just need to push it into the thing. It'll make the water level go up and then I can get the boss key. I hope. Although I have a feeling it might not be. If it's not here, it's in that other place. Please let me out. Thank you. Oh, it's been a nightmare. You have no idea. Oh, god damn it. Switch. Oh, a bloody timer. I don't even know what this is for. Oh, Na'vi. Stop it. Oh my you. A Oh my god. She locked onto them and I was like trying to stop locking onto them. Oh god. You know what happened there? Link let go because I was holding what was the same direction as I should have been and it was just like no. Oh my god. I'm back here. I'm back here at the freaking boulders. So, what was the point of me coming all this way? What did I get, guys? What did I get the What did I get coming this way? It says if I go this way, there's a treasure chest. So, actually, yes, I did need to go this way. I was going to say, no, no, no, no. You can't tell me I didn't do all I did all this for nothing. There has to be a reason, right? We need to wait for the boulder to come. There he is. Oh, I was about to have a heart attack. Like, you you're telling me. Okay. Well, let's wait for nothing. Yeah. Don't Don't lock on it when I need it now. Yes. There we go. My god. Let this be the last time I have to freaking equip the iron boots. >> Actually, won't be. I'll need to do it to get out of here. Why are we still here? Just to suffer? You know how I said there was another place I needed to go on that floor? I've just done all this. I've just done all this and I needed that key. The body I've lost. Guys, I don't even know what to say. This isn't like, oh, the water temple is it's like really hard. No, no, no, no. This is the water temple is done terribly. Like, what do you mean that I had a multiplechoice option of to choose which door to go through? And because I chose the wrong one for no reason, um, I have to do it all again. What? What do you mean? What do you mean that's normal? Okay. Whoever designed the the the water temple, good intentions. Just terrible. Like absolutely terri. Like what I have to do now is I have to I have to make the water level all the way at the bottom again. Then I have to make it halfway up to just get there. So really all you need to do is make it level down, level up, level top, level down, level up, and then level top. You need to do it uh twice each. But you that's minimum. That's minimum. you will do it multiple times and it's not your fault. It's not your fault that you have to do that. It's because the game is so this temple is so poorly level design that you will end up having to backtrack for stupid things that you weren't it's not your fault for not knowing. How did I know that there was two treasure chests to go for? How did I know that one of them needed a freaking key that can only be obtained by the other treasure chest? That is That is so bad. That is so bad. Like I I know how to do it, how to get there, what to do. It's just time. And I think I'm going insane. I think the music is designed to do it. This has to be >> [music] >> It has to be the hardest of all the temples just because it's it's broken on a fundamental level of like you could go there but you'll end up wasting your time. Nah. Nah. That's You know what it is? I think I think when it came to the 3DS version of this, they fixed the water temple. I think they did. I think that I remember that being a thing. Where is this bloody spider? Okay, he's above Oh, he's above me. But hopefully he doesn't fall down. Almost got chopped in two. So, this is it. This is the place that I needed to go. And okay, there it is. That's That's it. That That's it. That That was it. That was it. Do I have to hook shot? Ah, yes, I do. So, now I'm on the top floor, which is where I want to be. >> Okay, or is it actually is it where I want to be? I don't know if it is. I mean, I want to be over there, but I can't be over there because I've got to make this go up first. Oh my goodness. Like, I have to I have to Oh, and then the freaking spider again is going to come down. It's going to knock me off the damn f. I knew it. >> This This is horrible. How did I not remember this? Did I just have more patience? Like what? But it's I don't know, man. I I genuinely don't know [music] how I came to the conclusion of it not being that bad. >> [sighs] >> I mean, I don't mind I don't mind doing all of this. Wait, hold on. Where do I need to go again? It's not that way. I think it's on the bottom floor, isn't it? Yeah, you go to the bottom floor, you come up, and you're in that room, and then you have to go over there. Okay. So, actually, I just want to put the uh the boots on again. I don't have a problem with needing the iron boots on and off. I do have a problem with the mechanic just being a bit broken. The fact that you can't do it over and over again, you know, just like with a button. I don't have a problem with the the water level going up and down. Don't even have a problem with that. But the fact that you combine you you you combine all of these together with a broken dungeon that is like oh well you have to backtrack loads. You might go all the way one way and realize you need a key that was in the other way is in the other direction so you have to do it all again. It's stuff like that and like all I want to do now is get over there but I can't. I have to redo everything. I don't think I have to redo it all. Fortunately, I don't think I have to redo everything cuz hopefully the hopefully that block that I moved is okay. And I don't have to do that again. This This could go pear shape though. This bit or not? Okay. Yeah, cool. See, but you just you just have to go around. Okay, good. Oh my god. Okay. Well, there they're they're they're back, but as long as the bricks back in its position. Okay, it's not as bad. It's not as bad. Okay, maybe it's a little bit as bad. Yeah, it's a little bit as bad. Let's do this for the final time. For the final time. There we go. I just It's fascinating, man. It's fascinating how this was play tested and they were like, "Yeah, it'll do. [laughter] Chip it. It's perfect." Oh my goodness. I swear the other temple was aren't this bad. There's a little bit of tedium with the the the what is it? the Gerudo Temple. But it it was it was it was literally a key to unlock a door with an empty room with just a boss key. That was it. That was it. That was it. That was it. That's all I needed. That's all I needed. It was just that. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. [crying] Everything's fine. I'm not losing it. Oh my god. Oh, leave me alone. Oh, leave me [laughter] alone. I can't be bothered. I can't be bothered. Oh, well, it's almost over. It's almost over. It's times like these. I wish those vortexes spat you back into the main room cuz at least I'd get there quicker. How to how to do that? Little nudges. Little nudges. And again, I have to do this. This is the final time I'm putting on the boots. Final time. And I'm so glad. Really? That sums up this experience. I just want to walk across there in the menu. Do everything. And now I've just got to swim around a circle until I float up. We all float together. Here we are at last. Finally done. Just let me in. One of you. All right. Wait, what? Oh god. Oh no. Oh, I should have just ran into the thing. Oh, come on. Oh, there we go. And just just as a final like nail on the coffin, just something as tedious as that. All right, then. Flip flam. Look out. That is a normal water over there. Oh, who said that? That looked like uh Princess Rutu said that. Well, I might as well jump in the normal water. Or not. I'll just go here. This is all This looks so cool cuz it's like Oh, it's not normal water. POV shot. Is that a shark? Cool. Nah. Nah. Even the boss for this thing. We had a dragon like pose and and like a phantom. What do we get for this one? Freaking you'll see it. You'll see. If you don't know if you know, you know. But oh my god. >> [sighs] >> A ball morpher. Giant aquatic amoeba morpher. That's what they came up with. A giant aquatic. A giant a ball. A ball. A ball that does this. He goes up. He goes up into the little finger. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sorry. I didn't realize that's what he did. Okay. We get thrown around for a bit. Cool. Oh no. No. [screaming] Oh, not the spikes. Come on then, you stupid little sponge ball. All right. Well, I'm just going to I'm just going to move away then. Yeah, there it is. Okay, he comes up. Then he does something stupid. And then you just whack him a bunch of times until he goes back in the water. And then he does it all over again. And that's it. That's it. That this is the boss. It is so boring. Yeah. Here he is. Are you going to you going to No, there he is. Yep. There we go. And there he is. You might get like two shots on him if you're lucky, but he just goes back in the water. There he goes. Get him again. Can we get him again? Nope. All right, let's move over this way. Here he comes. Oh, no. There he is. There. Get him again. Going to bounce. Bounce and bounce. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what's he called? Morpher. Master of the water temple. It has absolute control of water. Pull out its nucleus and attack it. Oh, there's multiples. He's doing multiples. Oh no. Oh, that was a long one. That's what she said. Oh no. [screaming] Oh well, that was nice of him. Throw me all the way over here. He's like, "Oh no, come back. All right, just step away from him. There he goes. No, there we go. Down he goes. Cool. I've just got to watch out for the other ones that he sort of springs on me, right? Yep. I will admit I'm I'm taking way more damage than I thought I would. There we go. And he goes back in the water. I mean, I don't know why you would ever, you know, oh, why you would ever go in the middle cuz you you're just like in a static position to get grabbed. There we go. Nope. Not dead. Not dead yet. Nope. Just even the final boss is a pain in the ass. Come on. Oh, that was bloody close. Why you not dead yet? Die already. Look at him dance. He's not happy with that one. Come on. Oh my god. Oh, I mean the thing is I kind of I want to like shoot an arrow at him, but I don't think I can. Maybe I should try that when Well, actually be dead in one more. Just you watch. I won't get to try it. There we go. I knew it. Last one. There he goes. Yay. And the water I don't know. It sort of went into the ceiling and and disappeared. There we go. I bet my Goron sword would have made that fight a lot easier. Any heartpiece? It's got to be down the bottom, in it. Let's go down the bottom. Blue. There it is. Yay. We're almost on our second line of hearts, guys. I like how he stuck his legs out there. He was ready for a good ride. That's one, two, three, four medallions. She's got the shadow temple, Gerudo temple, and is that it? I think that's it. There she is. My waifu. Fishy waifu. Flim flam. I would have expected no less from the man I chose to be my Obine. Zor's domain and its people will eventually return to their original state. As a reward, I grant my eternal love to you. Oh my god. Well, that's what I want to say, but I don't think I can offer that now. Oh, what a shame. I have to guard the water temple as a sage of water. And you you're searching for the princess elder. Ha. You can't hide anything from me. She can say just a little. Princess Ela, she's alive. I can sense it. So, don't be discouraged. I knew you didn't want to be with a fish person anyway. God handled me. I could tell that nothing will stop you in your quest for justice and peace. You must take this medallion. Take it respectfully. Look respectively. There's literally two left. That water temple. You received the water. R awakens as a sage and adds her power to yours. Oh my god, I've never been so glad. If you see Chic, please give him my thanks. Okay, fair enough. Let me just mourn the life could have been with Fishwoman. Oh, and there we go. All the amiebus returns. Opponent drowns. As the water rises, the evil has vanished from the lake. Flimflam, you did it. I like this idea. You got to see it from like another perspective as well. Shake, I got to say, R says thank you. Did R want to thank me? How did you know? I see. We have to return peace to Hyrule for her sake, too, don't we? Look at that, Flimflam. Together, you and Princess Ruto destroyed the evil monster. Once again, the lake is filled with pure water. All is as it is here. Oh, whatever. All is as it Yeah, I I didn't read it. I I was just guessing. [laughter] You going to back away? Bam. Just knocked me into the water. I don't even need the deu thing anymore. Where'd you go? You were on the tree all along. My god, she melted into water. Hold on. There is something we need to do here though. Oh, hold on. There we go. >> [groaning and screaming] >> Die, son. [laughter] Wow, we captured the sun in an arrow. I think it What does it say here? When water fills the lake, shoot for the morning light. Just like Gandalf. So big. Like good grief. Hy. You got the fire. Set it to sea and blah blah blah blah blah. It's powered up. If you hit your target, it will catch fire. Oh, this didn't say anything. Oh well. Well, that was fun. Oh, they're all dead. Damn. I wish I didn't dry my horse now. That sucks. Well, at least I've got the next trusted steed near me. There, a new horse. Looks identical. Brilliant. Well, we have to wait a day now. So, with that being said, cuz I want my Goron's sword. You know, we get this amazing sword and we're only going to be use it in the shadow temple, the spirit temple. I think that's the Gerudo one. And of course, the final temple, that being like Ganon's castle. So, with that in mind, I'm just going to hang around for a day and we're going to shoot pose. I've never done this before cuz I was terrible at it. I think they only appear at night. Oh, no. Never mind. No. No. Damn it. There we go. There we go. Die you buggy. Yes. Yes. Oh, got it. Get in. Ah, brilliant. [laughter] You're coming with Wait, hold on. Let's look for someone who might know something about the sages. I don't care, Nabi. What is in a bottle? You defeated Po the ghost. Do you want to catch it in a bottle? You caught a big bow. Sell at that ghost shop for a lot of money. Here's my prisoner. We're just killing time until I get my big gore unsold. >> Here, eat this bottle. Oh, you brought a poo today. H, very interesting. This is a big poo. I'll buy it from you for 50 rupees. On top of that, I'll put 100 points on your card. If you earn 1,000 points, you'll be a happy man. Oh, that's it. Ah, okay. So, it's a way of holding more money than you can normally, it would appear. Okay. Interesting. So, if you if you get 10 of them, then you get a piece of heart, I'm assuming. Sounds like a useful use of time to me. Not Let's check out Big Gorn. Never mind. Oh, it's cuz I didn't pay him in time. Hey, set fire to the world. I've got a token. It's okay. What? What is it? Wow. I was like, what is on fire actually? Oh, it's Chic. I knew he was a bad. He was a wrong. Why did you do that, stupid? Get back flim flam. The foe is beyond all of you. Ah, what is down the well? That's right. Do you come kung fu hands? Oh no, she is Gmod Ragnal. Oh yeah, down she goes. Sorry, I mean he goes. That's right. So, what what is this? I love that it goes across like out of bounds area. Whoa. It's coming back. No, don't do it, Link. You don't want to see what happened. You You don't want to see the redacted files. And he died. Just kidding. I didn't die. Nothing can kill Flimflam. Looks like you're coming around. Flimflam, a terrible thing has happened. The evil shadow spirit has been released. Imper, the leader of the Kakariko village had sealed the evil shadow spirit in the bottom of the well. But the force of the evil spirit got so strong the seal of the well broke and it escaped into the world. Oh no. I believe Imper has gone to the shadow temple to seal it again. But she will be in danger without any help. Flimfam Imper is one of the six sages. Destroy the evil shadow spirit and save Imper. There is an entrance to the shadow temple beneath the graveyard behind this village. The only thing I can do for you is teach you the melody that will lead you to the shadow temple. This is the melody that I will draw you into the infinite darkness that absorbs even time. Listen to this. The nocturn of shadow. So wait, when when do we have to when do we do the the well then? Because we I don't think we can do it now. Also thing to note, you know how we go backwards and forwards in time, although I haven't done it yet. You can Oh, I love this. Cheeky. I think I also learned this one on piano back in the day. So, when we go back forward in time, do we change the past? That sucks ass. Or no, you've learned the nocturn of shadow. Let me take care of the village. I'm counting on you, Flim Plan. So, Emper sealed the spirit away, right? But yeah, okay. Flashbang. But after a certain period of time, it it broke out. So, if we go back in time and kill the spirit, then it will never break out. Although I don't think that's how this works. There's one dude, one lone bearded man. Do you have anything to say? The windmill draws water up from the depth of the well. Now the well is dried up though. Harump. Well, I can't really help you just yet cuz I need me really big sword. I got to get me sword. You know what it is. Oh my god. But I can do the thing. Put me to the crater of Death Mountain with a Zora wet suit on. Look, Twilight Princess got that. Like I love the uh the tunics in that one. Like the Zora one. 1 minute 20. I don't need 1 minute 20. I'm all good. I ain't going to die. I think what happens is you literally just turn into flames and you know like a really cool dragon for Okay, that's fine. Did I I don't think I did smash the rock. Oh, I did. Nope. Nope. I did good. I did good. It's all good. I don't need a minute. Still have a bit of pain though having to go all this way. I swear down if it still isn't done. Oh. Oh, there's going to be ructions. I'm going to have words. So, in the Fire Temple, I'm assuming you also need the fire tunic. I think I think I'm free. Where is he? Where's my sword? Get me. Have you made it yet? Get up, you big ginormous, mountainous buttocks. I made this. Trade for claim, Jack. Oh, okay. He was right. He didn't do it. I have my checky. Checky. Woo. Oh, it looks like this item. Sorry, I need to Z target him and then do it. Hi, that sword is my finest work. Yay. Big Goran sword. You handed in the claim check and got that big Goran sword. This blade was forged by a mastermith and won't break. See, if you if you I'd never done this before. I didn't even realize this was like a a mission. But apparently, Wait, do I already have it? And my other sword until Oh, it changed. You see it? It became orange. Oh, what does it look like? Oh. Nice. Sweet. All right. Now, what do we go back in time? I I think we need to go back in time. Me and my souls are best friends. Oh, is it the fact that I haven't went back in time? Uhhuh. That's the reason I don't know this song. There we go. >> Hello, it's me again. >> You destroyed the wicked creatures that haunted the temple and awakened the sage. Which one? But there are still other sages who need your help. In order to awaken all of the other sages, you must become even more powerful. You must travel over mountains. Done. Underwater? Done. And even through time. If you want to return to your original time, return the Master Sword to the pedestal of time. By doing this, you will travel back in time seven years. [sighs] Just that simple. The time will come when you will have to return here quickly. I will teach this to you for Oh, yeah. It would be nice to have it before the song to return you to the devil of time. The prelude of light. Straight out the buttocks. Bing boom bing bong. Right, left, right, left, left, right. So, yeah, the bit that they're talking about is happening right now. I need I need to go back cuz I need the item in order to do the what is it? Um my god, the shadow temple. That's it. And I think also the spirit temple. I need to I need to go backwards and forwards between time too. If I remember, there's a bit where you can crawl through. You learn the prelude of lad. As long as you hold the ocarina of time and the master sword, you hold time itself in your hands. Flim flam, we shall meet again. Here we go. Whoa. Actually exploded this time. Getting better with the pyrochnics. All right. Well, I don't need the master sword anymore. I've got the big Goron sword. >> Such a cool transition. It's so cool. [gasps] I'm me again. I can sling nuts. Although for some reason adult Link can still use the the deu nuts, but he can't use what's it the other one. The the deu stick or the deu seeds. That's right. Look, all is well. Oh, it's so good. Right. Uh, Kakaro Village, right? That's where we need to go. Ding dong ding. And then, and then we can do some crazy betting, guys. I didn't realize you could side jump here. No. There we go. It's the night got to see me. I don't think I can ride upon it. I don't think so. No. saddle. This ain't Majura's mask. Can you ride on Majura? I think you can. You definitely can. Not a time, though. I think that's it. No. Oh, no. It's It's not here. I need to do it. That's right. Cuz the guy who taught me it, it's like this this kid so long. So, hold on. If I've already been to the past and played these games that suck ass, but I've also done this because the guy told me about this terrible child who came and taught him a song, then I'm already I'm fulfilling the prophecy. So, it's a loop in this universe. Time is a loop that cannot be changed or broken or anything. Okay. What have you done to the Oh god, you're breaking the windmill. [laughter] I never noticed there was a door out there. Going to draw the water. So, we're about to enter. Actually, no. I don't think this was this wasn't a torture chamber, was it? Oh, dear. It were me, you're all going to die of dehydration now. [laughter] Ah. Oh. Oh, wow. Okay. Off we go. Right. Here we go. Bottom of the well. What gave everybody nightmares? The mini dungeon of the Shadow Temple. Hi. Oh, I remember this. Oh, well, guess what? You're going to die down here. There you go. Nice. What does it say? He's like, "Oh, I can hear the spirits whispering in this room. Look for the eye of truth." That's what they are saying. All right, then. I mean, there we go. Right. Love this place. This is so cool. And I think we are actually playing the first version that was released of this game. So, we're going to see some censored stuff. I mean, we've already seen the censored stuff, which was um what you call it? Um the the shape of the the blocky. Oh, no. Get away. Right. I think that is a hole we can fall down if you if you go towards that. Sorry. I know. I have no idea where my webcam broke there, but it did. Oh, of course. Of course. I I come in here and it's like, you need a key, right? Okay. I guess we'll fall down. Kind of reminds me of a back rooms game I played where there was this big rat just walking around the uh in like circles and it's a Oh, whoa, there he is. Yeah, look at him. All right, see you later, dude. [screaming] Yes, we're deeper in the world now. There's [screaming] arrows of pot. Oh, we need that. Ah, it's juicy. All right, there's things we cannot see. One of the cooler parts of this game. I'm not going to lie. I love the little hands. You can even step on them. [laughter] Like, no. Stupid red. Thank you. Right. There's going to be other ones. Uh, that's a regular one. We've got that guy over there. There's not. Oh, I guess there is sticks and deu seeds. H. Okay. Well, we'll just stick with the tried and true bomb. Don't know what to do. Use a B. Oh, wait. Hold on a minute. If I remember correctly, we can do the uh right down. Upright down. Upright down. Right. So, I feel as though this does something to them. Hey, it freezes them. That's right. Thank you. Otherwise, he jumps on you and it's very questionable. We don't want to see that. Very bad. I don't know if he stays stunned forever, though. Well, seeing as this guy's stunned, too. It's too spoopy scary. We probably could attack him to be fair if we wanted to. But why would we take advantage of him? That's not fair. Wait, what is this? Just in case I didn't have like an extra bomb or am I going nowhere? I'm going nowhere. Okay. Oh, that's why. Cuz you come from this area. Gotcha. Oh, he's not frozen anymore. Is he about to get up? Don't get up. I don't want any trouble, mister. Oh, so we fall on that if we want some rupees. And then oh, we've got another way. Hya. Oh, please work. Oh. Oh my god. Okay, that was full of I was going to say bombs, but sorry. The Goron special crop. It's amazing. Oh, so this is all just like Yeah, you're just going to like have a bad time. This is You don't want to be down here except for getting the map and the extra rupee. Well, the gold rupee, silver rupee. James man, come on. See, blue fire isn't hot. Or else I go as soon as I went past it. There is the Wait a minute. Is it up there? There's just five rupees. There. So, why do I do I need the the other silver ruby? I didn't see anything happen. We'll just continue to go and I'll continue to talk as if I know what I'm doing. That's how we like to play these. Oh. Oh, there it is. Woo! Never again. Oh, I need to do that if I fall down again, do I? He's like, "There's a wall you will walk through. Be careful." Right. This is the big room. The biggest rooms. Oh, yeah. So, there's like blood here. But if I remember correctly as well, you can uh cuz this was like a Was this a torture chamber? I know that the shadow temple was a torture chamber. And down I go to know what. Oh, a key. Finally, cuz appar Oh, wait. A bomb chew. I don't actually have a bomb chew. That's my first time getting that. Ooh, look, look, look. There we go. There we go. We just found all of the little secret places below this area. All right, we'll do a loop. I still haven't got a key, though. I'm pretty sure you can get in the middle somewhere here. Yeah, there it is. Oh, I don't like this place. This gives bad juju. Socket, right? Uh, if I remember correctly, you'll fall down if you go to get it. So, you've got to you've got to not go right in front of it, I think. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm thinking of somewhere else, but I'm just Oh, come on. Imagine if I'd fallen down if there was a little thing there. The X's under the X's you fall as well. But look, blood. Oh my goodness. Don't look guys. And this was a Oh, gave me a shock there. Our freaking wall masters are here, too. No, I don't like it. I kill it. Die. Oh, okay. Cool. Right. Sweet. That's fine. Oh, he's going to get me. Oh, he tried to get me. He tried it. Is it this one? I think it's this one where Okay, fine. I think it's this one where you'll fall down. Yeah, I knew it. Damn it. No, I didn't mean to. He's like, [laughter] I guess I'll just sit down again. Bless him. So, how is there a hook shot? No, I don't have the hook shot here. If I run full pellet, will I jump over it? Or it'll be if I have the lens of truth, won't it? If I have the lens of truth, then I'll see it coming. And then I'll be all right. Ah, good job. They restock you right here. Okay, so we don't want to go into the middle just yet, right? And run into walls. Run into all the walls. Don't like that. I can hear that weird thing. The lick click. So, still no key. Still no key. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Right. Oh, hold on. Is this Do I need to do the Song of Time or Zelda's little I'm assuming Zelda's little boy? Song of Time is only for the big blue blocks. Uhoh. I'm assuming I can go here. Oh, we got a singular pot. Freaking a nice five bombs. That's cool. That's cool. I like that. No. Go away, stupid. No. Oh, wait. Did it go back up? [screaming] Did I Did I want to do that? Ah. Ah. [groaning] Is that another way? I can't go. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. No, no, no. I'm on the stair, man. [laughter] All right, so we got to go. We got to go back up. I got to go back up again. That's a problem with this one again playing it blind, which I'm basically doing. I'm doing it from like, you know, a kid's memory. When I was seven or eight, I played this and I played the remakes and the remake on the 3DS. But that it run this way. I don't know if I made it this way. Did I make it this way? Oh no, he's coming actually. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, loads of things happened there. I remember that. I think we need to kill him for something to happen. And then that happened. Is this a lock? Oh, it's not a lock. Oh, fantastic. What's this one? Mummies. Moses. Now, I think if we burn them, burn the rich, then they just become redes. I think. Hello, dude. I need to set fire to all of your torches. In order to do so, I'm going to use a special power. There we go. I did them all. Oh, bats. What's in that one? More bats. And the other one. Oh, nothing. I assume I wanted to be in that one. Yeah, I think it was right next to me. Oh my god, a levitating mummy. No, [screaming] leave me alone, Mie. I'll burn you. And the bats. Actually, the bats won't die. Yeah, I'll just make them more powerful. But that's fun. Oh, well, I I Well, okay. [laughter] This room is just like cutscene after cut scene. Leave me a be. Your shield is gone. Oh yeah, that's right. I used to have that. Well, it's burnt now. Stop it. I'm going to have to use my freaking Actually, we can use Boomerang. Let's use Boomerang. Yes. Join me. Mom, stop burning me. So, I assume I have to kill this dude. Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Throw a bomb at him. Whoa. Bombs don't do anything to the dude. There's a There's a bang. He's actually moving, which is interesting. Okay, let's see if we can hit him. That does nothing. Is he going to have to jump on my face? I don't like it when they do that. That's not That's not cool game. Is he Is he going to scream? Oh, hold on. Let's charge up the magic. [screaming] He saw a glitch. He wants to go to sleep. Right. I did everything. Is there anything inside these? Okay. Oh my god. Nothing in that one. Oh, there's the key. There we go. Woo. Small key achieved. >> [screaming] >> Now, there are two doors to choose from. Which one do we choose? Again, I think we do need to kill that guy, though. Maybe a boomerang will do it. He's absolutely huge, but I think he's just a He's just a bubble. He's a bubble at heart. Really? There he is. Hey, bubble. I knew it. Oh. Oh, there he goes. Oh, no. Nothing happens when you kill him. I'm a murderer. All right, let's go to the room in the middle. That's got to be the place we got to go. Hold on. Hold on. We can have a look at the map. Okay, so I would assume that actually we want to go to the right. That looks like a boss room. That looks like a boss room. the one we have to crawl to. Let's go there. Cuz then that'll have I'm I'm assuming the other way will just be like, you know, to another key. But this one looks as though it leads to, you know, the thing, the really spoopy scary thing. Come on then. Let me in. At least I think this is it. Damn it. This isn't it. Oh no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, that all happened at once, didn't it? Now, yeah, there is this. Oh, there we go. See, I knew there was somewhere else to go. [gasps] Well, you know what? It's [sighs] better than nothing. Let's see what's over this way. A cool little crawly hole. which takes me to I don't know. Oh no. No. I tried running the other way. Watch out. There he goes. Oh, he didn't give me anything. Right. Is this it? [screaming] This is it. This is it. Now, I remember reading something and they were like, "Oh, if you should put on the mask for for the LOLs." Aha, I'm the scary one. Now, if you use the lens of truth here, apparently you can see him, but then you ne you'll never be able to do that cuz you you never get the lens of truth. So, this is the monster that gave everyone nightmares if you don't know. Ready? There he is. There he is. Ah, you tried it. You'll get burnt. Ow. >> Okay, well, that'll do. Hey, stop it. [screaming and groaning] Get him. Oh, did I kill him? [screaming] Okay, fine. I'll kill your hands then. Oo, I didn't realize that you could just do like the special attack just by like doing that. Oh no. Damn it. Oh no. [screaming] It's a bit, you know, for a game that's rated E for everyone. This is very not E. [laughter] Oh my god. Stop it. Let me go. Do I need to kill him? Can these hit him? Wait, is he is he is he just become invincible at something? Oh, there he is. I just have to hit his head. Right. There we go. If I get grabbed, he just emerges again, I think. >> There. Ah, let me go. We have to wait for his little head to come down. Come on then. You want a bite? [clears throat] You want a piece of me? Oh, no. Hold on. He doesn't want it. Yeah, he does. Oh, I should be using my deu sticks. Ready? Come on then. You're going to get me. Oh. Oh, wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Wait for it. [screaming] Oh, that wasn't it. Come on. Damn it. I'm so Okay, fine. Fine. We'll just hit you normally. Well, come on. [screaming] There he goes. Look at him waddle away. Yep. Just way to be grabbed. There we go. I had to be grabbed while he was under. There it is. All right. I mean, hold on. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. Tickle your chin. There you go. Nightmare fuel. Is his body even twitches afterwards? If you imagine like an 8-year-old sees that, this thing comes out of nowhere. Its head slowly comes down. I mean, imagination is all you need really. Raided E forever on my ass. Finally. God, you found the lens of truth. To look through it. Mysterious things are hidden everywhere. Be sure to try to use it outside of the well. Seeing the truth will cost magic. Oh no. Oh no. So that's it. I I don't think there is a any like a boss. I I don't think there is, but I but I think Well, get get underway. I mean, there's still places. There's still like treasure chests to get and things to do. So, we may as well do that. But I feel like once we got the lens of truth, we we could just get out of here. I don't think there's anything that I need to do. Aha. See, there is the truth. And there was a hole down there. Right. So, it wasn't that one. It was this one I was thinking of. A freaking wall masters. Right now, I'm trying to remember. I think it was around this way. Yeah. So, there's another entrance. And there's the hole. Does it say anything here? What should it say? This wall. It says something there. Danger below. That's what it says. Okay. Yep. Yep. There we go. So, this will be the last key or one of the last keys. And I probably need my boomerang again cuz all the freaking bats have turned back. I don't even need the deco stick. Really? Look, you missed it. Oh, you got another one by accident. How How did you miss the one you were aiming for? But then you got the other one. Oh, that was hilarious. That's got to be like a one in a million shot, right? Here we go. Were you going to be magic? I actually needed that. Oh, brilliant. No, I think there's a hole right in front of me. There is. Off we go. >> Oh, that's not cool. [screaming] >> Yeah. Don't get in it. [laughter] Kill it quickly before it steals me shield. All right. Well, is it just going to give me rupes? Yeah, that like likes always used to give you loads of rupees, which kind of makes sense. You know, they're going to they're these things that would just eat everybody. So, Oh, brilliant. More more useful useful you. Oh my god, my words today. I think my brain stopped working. Of course. Of course. There we go. Eight more to go. Oh, sorry, six more to go. So, still no key. Okay, but I didn't get my shield back. Jokes's on you. Or maybe me. No, [screaming] >> stop burning me. All right. Okay. Run by him and run to the wall. Don't laser me. I I didn't realize I had my shield on. That's why I got burned. Ooh, look at this. I definitely wouldn't have found this. And look, lovely faces to greet me when I come in here. [laughter] Yeah, I wonder what those are. So, I'm pretty sure you can still get you like you've got to do something to get in there. was born to be wild. >> Hello, Mr. Bones. Big bubble. And then, of course, you've still got the freaking this, but there's a way to get around, which I'm assuming. Oh, is it here? Oh, it is here. Ah, there we go. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't have thought about that. So, I've got everything. We got everything now. But how was I supposed to get this without the lens of truth? It seems a bit, you know, peculiar then. All right. All right. What what [snorts] um and then go this way and see. How was I supposed to do this one? Oh, go to the left. Of course, as all good things should take. Oh, he's coming. Look at him come. He's coming. All right. So, we go in here. We go in here. And then I think the door's this way. Yeah. I mean, we'll see what like I would have probably just left with the lens of truth. Like, that's all I needed. Oh my god. The worst thing imaginable. [screaming] Oh my god. The the sticks did not I mean, sorry, the pots did not like that. Jesus. All right. So, this was all for a gold scultula. Cool. And I think that's it. I I feel like that's it. There's still one more treasure chest here. And we'll have a look to see if there's anything on the map. Okay, there's another one there. Oo, okay. It's another Oh, I like this that, you know, you wouldn't have even seen that. I might have accidentally wandered into it when I was hugging the wall before, but uh and then maybe I would have just, you know, done it all. Right. So, that's it. We got this one and then one more treasures, but I'm assuming it's all just gold sculas. A living in harmony. You set them on fire, they get stronger, apparently. >> Watch out. >> Oh no. Watch out. The batteres. Let's go around this way. What? How are they just like floating in the air, though? And finally, another gold scultular. Yeah. So, I I was okay. I was okay to leave pretty much. I was fine. If I look down here, I wonder where I go. Oh, wait. Hold on. We can just teleport back to the temple. Let's become an adult again. I really wish I had more pizza. >> Your wish has been granted. But wait 7 years. It'll be cold by then. Oh, look. A master sword. Stupid. I don't want that. I want this. Right. And then we need to do the Shadow Temple song. What was that one? I wonder how many people liked or wanted to learn to play the ocarina because of this game. I know. I was one of them. Look at all of those chickens. It's a good job I've got the fire arrow. Not I have this. My fans, my adoring public, here we go. Are you ready, guys? Are you ready for the Shayo Temple? Now, this one I just remember being a little bit of a pain in the ass because of the item you get here. Again, just like the um iron boots, same situation here, but not as bad. Guess I'll just run through it. Yeah, whatever. You need the eye of truth. Uh oh. Yep. Yep. There's there's the symbol. [groaning] Oh, I can't do that. Um Okay. So, I I don't think I can get across there unless here. I wonder. So, so far you could do this with the lands of truth. Oh my goodness. Because one who gains the eye of truth will be able to see what is hidden in the darkness. I mean, so far you're just anywhere that's green, right? Shadow temple. Here is gathered Hyrule's bloody history of greed and hatred. Maybe I'm not working for the good guys. Maybe they're the bad guys after There you go. Wait, do I have to kill the bats? O. Oh no. I can't get it. Where's the other bat? Where's the other bat? Come on, bat. I hear you up there. Are you kidding me? I legit have to. Look at him. He's just living his best life. Oh, there he is. Thank you. I wonder if it would give me arrows cuz like I don't have the boomerang so I don't have any way of just you know attacking it for free. Dude, is that is that the map already? We literally walked in. [laughter] Ah, here you go. Thank you. I mean, hey, maybe the rest of the uh I mean this is the temple that I called the hotline. I remember it cuz it had a telephone like those old rotary telephones as the icon and then it was like flames. It was like hotline and I rang that up. The person on the other end had no idea where I was or what I was doing. No idea. So yeah. Yeah. Okay. Uh what is hidden in the dark? A I missed that one. I wanted to read that. What is hidden in the darkness is is something. So this is where basically Hyrule's like secret police the shik or the shika shadow temple here is gathered Hyrule's bloody history of greed and hatred. Yes, I know that. Um this is where they would torture people. Oh. Oh, look. Can we see him now? Where is he? Where is he? There he is. Look. Without it, you don't see him. Hey, dude. That's a good grab. Oh, that should have got him. Ah, [groaning] yeah. Cheeky. Ah, no. Oh, that that did some major damage to him. Oh, come back here. [screaming] A he pooped himself. Right now, they got a big Goron sold. This has got to do a lot of damage. Runn it. No. Come back here, you stupid hand. No. And multiple hands. No. All right. Where is he? Go on. Shuffle truffle your way over. Right. Here we go. Ready? Superpower attack. There he is again. The twitching. Twitching. Ah, chef's kiss. Love it. He has to wait for the chest to spawn in. And now we've got the compass. This feels like this this temple is going so quick. Oh, never mind. We got the hover boots. Cool. Right. We've got the the weapon. You can even use these to walk for short periods where there is no solid ground. Be brave and trust in the boots. All right. The annoying part is when uh Yeah, you're going to talk to me again. No, you're not. Okay. I've always got a feeling that you know something's going to happen here. It was them that was going to happen. Nothing. What is hidden in the darkness? Tricks full of ill will. You can't see the way forward. I don't know. I think I have. I think I got it. I think I got it. You're literally He blinks. Shadow Temple. Yes, I know. Yes. This was such a tricky little temple. Oh, no. I could have been fooled. I would eventually worked it out. Some of them you can go through, some of them you can't. All right, so we've got the boots. Um, what does this say? Only one who has sacred feet can cross the valley of the dead. This is the valley of the dead. Well, first off, we need to make my beak face the skull of truth. The alter wait the alternative is descent into the deep darkness. So if I don't make you face towards Wait, wait. Oh, wait. The skull of truth. Which one is the real skull? It's that one. Okay. So, yeah, you wouldn't have got this. So, we need to keep pushing until it faces this guy. There we go. Fun little thing. Fun little little doohickey. There we go. And now I need to do something that's going to get real old real fast. Call me Hermes. I'm slipping and sliding around. I hate them. It's It's like an ice temple on your feet or just ice in general. I'm coming for you. Woo! Wait, that didn't kill him. I can't kill you. Ah, there we go. All right. Well, we may as well. Let's go this way. Oh, got another one. Mommy. Oh, and daddy. They're both here. [laughter] All right, I will do this. And burn your little robes off. No, no, no. Leave me be. Leave me be. It wasn't me. Or was it? I mean, oh, I can't even see target you apparently. Oh, there. There goes that one. Ready. Line it up. Oh no. He could do He could do the thing. He could do the thing. Oh god. Okay. I am I am slipping and sliding towards him. I could have just Look, I wanted to make it snazzy. I want to make a little bit jazzy. I wanted to jump towards him, but my boots were like not giving me any uh run time. Oh my goodness. I mean, no, this is perfect. This is brilliant. This is this is this is game design. This is this is this is this is game feel. I summ preferred like Pegasus boots or something. You know the ones that you go like running full speed into a wall. That's way more fun. Oh my god. Don't shoot me. I'm a slippy bugger. Well, then uh I guess we'll do this and we'll equip this just in case there's any pitfalls that I can't see. Okay, never mind. I meant to do my roll underneath. [screaming] Perfect. [laughter] Wait, can I not shield? Okay, we've got health for days. I don't need to worry about that. cannot shield. Maybe I could roll. Okay, I can only roll a little bit. [screaming] >> Damn. Okay, we are we are taking a taking a lot of hits now. So, we've got one left to get. Oh, and it's one of those. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We need that more than anything. We need that more than life itself. Now, have a long shot. Is it long enough? It is. No, it's just long enough. Ha. All right. I did it. Ooh. Caught by Oh, thank you, Link. Well done. Wait. Oh, okay. I'm not going to get this, am I? No. Yep. Not going to get it. How about this time? Uh, maybe a little key chest. Now, imagine if I went any further and I didn't grab that. The rupees were kind of a giveaway, though, right? So, I assume we need to go down there. I don't see any other way to go. No, no, it's it's it's got to be this way. fall down into a ginormous room. Oh my god. B4. B4 is where all all the all the crazy parties are happening. What do you have to say? This wall, it's saying something. It says, "If you want to see a ferry to the other world, come here." Yes, please. I've got the hover boots, dude. I should be fine, right? >> [groaning] >> I mean, there is the ferry if I want to see a fairy. There is another room to go to, so that's obviously what I got to do. This bloody thing has done more damage to me than I think anything else in the game. I'm just too gunho. Oh, of course there's a thing to be bombed here. Oh, I didn't mean to do that. There we go. Nice. Oh, and there's the key. Nice. Brilliant. See, a nice reward there. Already had it. [screaming] Oh, you cheeky geek. I'm going to need some hearts, though. I've got a fairy, but I'm going to need some hearts. Okay. Oh, there was no way of me knowing. Did you even have a shadow? Should I be Oh. Oh, yeah. I s Okay, there was a shadow. I saw you this time. How the big goron sword is like a big stabby pokey stick. Look at the rits. Can I just glide over that? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Ready. Ready. Oh no. No. No. No. I saw you. I saw you. Come on. Come on. Get it over with. Stabby. Okay. That That was not what I meant. Jesus. Okay, never mind. Still need to time it. I mean, why do they need guillotines that big is the question. Watch for the shadows of the monsters that hang from the ceiling. They really when they play tested this, people did not pick up on those things, did they? Just wait for him. Wait for him. Get him. Get him. Get his. Oh, whoa. Damn. That was a lot of rupees that I, you know, didn't have. But hey, oh, whatevers. Guess we'll just go over here. Jesus. Almost. Ah, you're another quick Oh my goodness. All right. Very good. Oh my god. Are you Grog, the guy with the chicken? I don't need this. Can I just hit you off the edge? I hit you enough times. I feel like I I I Yeah, there he goes. And he was never seen again. All right, so we have to wait for this to go to the bottom and then we go over there. Cool. >> [screaming] >> Nice. There's nothing here. Okay, just to make this a little bit easier. Ah, that'll do. Grab that. Grab that. Oh, grab a bomb. Oh, damn. More silvers and then one. Fire one. Oh, cheeky kid. Swipe me ass. Okay, I need a key to get over there. So, I'm assuming we get the key from this way. All right, put this on just in case. I don't see any shadows. This is fine. Okay. Is it wall mastery? Oh, it's one of these. All right. So, we use this as a way to not get squished and turn into little mince meats on the floor. All right. Okay, there we go. Can we climb up this? Oh, we can't even climb up it. Ready? Suck it. Okay, there may be a chance that it would get us. Okay, slowest little thing in the world. Whoever Who place this thing this here? It's like we'll just just a just a tiny bit of a pain in the ass. Maybe put one of those small spiky things in here. Yeah, that'll do. Uh any hook shots? No. Okay. Uh what we got in here? We've got I'm assuming a gold scultular. Yep. Right. There we go. Okay. So, in order to stop us from being squished, we'll have to pull it backwards now. There might be a chance. When I did that one, I'd be got there. Yeah. Would have died. [laughter] I need a key, please. That's not a key. That is I mean maybe we could try and make a key out of it but for the most part it isn't a key now we can climb up here and up here. Uh is there okay? So we just run over glidey boots slipping and sliding. Thank god all my kendo practice came in handy. Said the nerd. Okay. And I can just get on the top of this then. Woo. That well that'll do. And plonus. Is there anything here? There's nothing here. Good. Good. Good. And then this should be the key. And then we need to go across the other way. Oh, what? Okay, there is another key to be had in this room. Wait, I didn't How did I not see that key? Oh, silly me. Did I just run past this or did it drop two treasure chests? There it is. Shadow Temple, I don't know. Whoever designed this was like, how about we make it like a bit trolly and every now and again it'll just be like, oh, five rupees. There you go. All right. Ouchies. Okay. So, Oh, wait. Hold on. We can go this way. Oh. Is this going to move? Okay. This one doesn't move. That's good. That one does, though. Nice. It's a good It's a good temple this one. It's fun. There are things everywhere. All right. And then we run away, right? Ooh, I can stop it midway. I didn't even know I could do that. Oh, I didn't annoy him. I didn't pee him off. That's fortunate. Whoa. What was there a hole in the ground there or something? A slight change in the elevation. Hold on. We need this in the middle. There we go. It was Oh, you're like, you're a lucky one. I almost gave you good hugs. Oh, that's not what I wanted. Okay, there's got to be a hook shot around here somewhere. Oh, is that a lens of truth shot? It was a lens of truth shot. Nice. Woo. Okay, that really cleared things up. Yep, definitely know where I'm facing now. Not at all. Uh, it says there's treasures in here, so I assume I'm going to have to kill them. But I don't want to >> run away. Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm very close to dead. There we go. It's cuz of my stupid little slidey shoe. Oh, wait. Is the other one coming over? The other one's not happy. Oh then. Oh my god. Well, luckily he's going to scream at me. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Are you giving up? You were so close, dude. Oh, we didn't even get to see him die. You got killed off screen. I guess it's an E for everyone game. Okay. Right. So, I need another key, which uh there it is. I unlocked it. So, I didn't need to kill them. I reward five ruples. Oh my god, it's scary. I don't want to look at it. I just climb. Oh, gold's gold. Oo, piece of game. Come here, bat. There we go. Oh, another bat. Stupid bat. warned. All right. It's going to be terrible with my bloody uh shoes on. Oh, that actually worked first time. Nice. Oh, he dropped a key. [screaming] >> Yeah, we can stop Z target him now. We we we've got the key. Slash it. Slash it. Five left, I think. And then we should get our 500. Uh. Ooh. But but we haven't done it all because we haven't killed the batises. Oh, three left is all I need. Shot's pretty good. But uh we need to we need to shoot this bat. Oh, he's coming. It's going to take a while to come down though. Thank you. Got me arrow back. That was nice of him. They're not back. But I assume I'm going to need this again. Just enough items to make it awkward. You You normally need like four or more items. All right. So, oh, damn. Is there one above? Of course there is. Okay. Here's me, you know, trying to be clever, but don't need to be, apparently. World's deadliest enemy. Oh my god. We're going to need the iron boots. Look at that. We're slipping and sliding too much. Now it all makes sense. Oh no. [screaming] Damn iron boots. Oh well, that'll do. I [gasps] mean, I was trying to move forward, but I guess he can't throw it cuz he's not, you know. Ooh. Well, I guess you know hook shots strong enough to pull me and me boots. Oh, come on, Link. Just Just commit. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Oh my god, it throws fire. I was worried. That was terrifying. What does this say here? I can hear the spirits whispering in this room. The those who have sacred feet should let the wind guide them. Then they will be led to the hidden path. That's what they are saying. Oh yes, I remember this one. We have to go back now. Oh, yay. More items. Fleet. Oh, okay. That's fine. Oh, wait. I do have to kill you. Ready? That's one dead. Oh, the other guy's not happy about it. We definitely need that magic, though. Oh, nearly. Feels like the the large magic bottle and the little magic bottle give me the same. Oh, no. Whatever will I do? Actually, I'll I'll burn a lot. That's what I'm going to do. There we go. Lovely jobly. Oh, more of this. All right. More zombos. Lots of treasure chests. Thing to bomb, which will probably have, I don't know, like bombs in it or something. Very trolly. Do a little bit of trolling. Oh, no. That actually had the key in. Okay, cool. All right. Uh, do I need to kill these guys? You know what? I feel like I don't even need to kill these guys now. I'm not going to I'm not going to kill them. Okay, I'm going to kill them. I'mma kill him. Oh [screaming] no, the one behind me. Ah, stay away. I'll do it. I'm a mad man. Oh, I was about to do it. What? [laughter] I caught him mid animation. So, it didn't work. Yeah, we're going to do all of this for like literally nothing. Watch. Watch it be like five rupees again. Damn it. Five rupees. That guy knew without even knowing. Didn't have to kill him. Ooh. So, I think this this was the bit that I couldn't understand. Do you know what it was? I think I was stuck at the bit where you fall down and you see it and you're like, "Ooh." And I didn't know how to get out. And I think I called the the hotline for that bit. I think so. I think I did. And then I I found a different way and I was like, "It's all right, Bob. I've done it." cuz I can't imagine that I got stuck on what's about to happen. I I Let's have a look. Let's have a think. Maybe I did. Maybe I was stupid as a child. Right. Where are you? Oh, he's up there. But how does one get up there is the question. All right. Nothing here. Yeah. What? It wants me to go over this way. But is there is there a way to do I have to fall up like down? No. Uh I mean you climb up. That's such an odd one cuz I don't think my my long shots long enough. Oh, no, it is. Oh, okay. So, there's hearts over there. I must be able to get over there otherwise. Oh, it was one hit now, was it? Oh, the boomerang was two. Nice. So, yeah. I can't imagine got stuck on this bit like, oh, I don't know. How do I How do I move the bow? What do I do now? Maybe I did. I was like seven or eight years old. So, chances are I didn't know what to do with this bit. I could see the fairy, but I don't know what to do now. [music] Silly me. It's like the fairyman's boat to the underworld. Now I've just got to fight loads of scallos. It's a happy boat. It's not just going, you know, it's not saying it's dead. How you doing? I've got shiny shoes. I'm going to hit you up. A Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Give me hearts or nuts. No, I didn't stand a chance. Look at this guy. Absolutely petrified. Hey. Anything? No. Nothing at all. Okay. I think two of them fall down at the same time now. No. Give it a second. Flip. Flam. The ship is sinking. Get onto the platform. [screaming] Well, off I go to the underworld. Oh, you know what it is? You know what it is? I didn't get stuck here. I got stuck at this bit. This is where I got stuck. I remember now. Oh no, the ship is sinking. Whatever will we do? Oh, I think it was this. Yeah, cuz how you get across. I was like, well, what do I do? I I don't know what to do here. But if you have a fire arrow, you can do this. Oh, no. Hold on. Never mind. Okay, that wasn't it. No. What? Okay, maybe I am stuck. We'll find out. All right, let's see what's in this one door that I can get into. Ah, wall masters. Brilliant. Always the most funnest things, especially when I've got like no health. Oh, he almost killed me. [laughter] Oh my god. Don't do it. Don't take me magic. You just going to give me magic? Yeah. Cool. That's fine. Oh, there's another one hiding behind here. Hello, dude. There it is. [laughter] That's what happens when you don't have a shield. Ah, you get all your hearts back. Right now, it's time for you to die. Are you going to split again? Oh, why are you like this? There we go. Do I get anything for this? I don't think so. Is there a door in every corner? Oh, there is a door in every corner. But which corner do I want to go in? Okay. Probably the left and the right one. This one is just a room where I have to kill something. I assume the other ones actually have a purpose. Okay, never mind. Go around this way. This one has 10 or two treasure chests in it. Oh my god. Whatever will do. [screaming] They're made of wood. They're not. Oh my god. No. Never mind. [laughter] I'm going to keep on going in and out until I remember what to do. I wonder if I know what this is, though. Oh, just magic. Oh, it's the boss key. Surely this will burn all. You need it, right? Yeah. Like I thought that's what the uh the freaking arrow would have done. Okay. Right. Well, we know what to do here, guys. One shot kill. There we go. Let's open our uh disappointing chest and get a bomb. All right. Fire basically nothing. All right, the other guy's going to come over. He's not going to be happy. And then we glitch him. Ready? No, we just killed. There we go. Nice. I forgot we even needed a boss key. Yes. Such craftsmanship. So, such polygons. You got the boss key. Brilliant. Woo. Now to get fisted again. Right. So, I basically just want to go straight. Straight across. Straight, please. Woo! There's a lock. Oh no, it's a dead hand. Wait, why can't I Why could I use the arrow there? No, you cannot use the arrow. You can only do big sword attack. Oh, look at him run. So cool. Can't wait to uh you know get an arrow. Oh, never mind. Okay. Actually did need it. Tomato sauce all over the floor. >> Hey, dude. Oh, I Oh, right. With this sword, the greatest offense is Sorry, defense is offense. So, there's one more place I need to go. We may as well try it. We may as well. We're here. We're at the end of the level or dungeon. It's a cool spinny head boss thing. We just need to throw bombs in it. I mean, for a room that, you know, doesn't actually require us to do anything. Oh, there's a golden sculpture in it. That's what's in it. Oh, what a shot. Oh, wait. Oh, brilliant. Pennies. Oh, fantabby dozy. Well, I haven't had the Let's try this. Burn it alive. It's like the meme. Kill it with fire, guys. Ha. Come on. Think. No way. Pull yourself together, man. So, we've done that. We've got the key. We got the boss key. Got across. And it's this bit now. So, the clue here is, you know, it's quite obvious. It's like, oh, you need to, you know, there's bum flowers beneath that. This one's already broken. Somebody's been across and broke it. So, I was like, "Oh, that's what you need to do." So, I mean, you've even got like the two pots here, but it must be a regular arrow. Does a regular arrow do it? I don't even know. I I assume so. Yeah, it does. Nice. Now, I'm going get smashed in the face now. Oh, that was lucky. I was just enough away. Although, actually, I don't think I was. I think I definitely got sliced in two there. Well, there we go. Is there a fairy here? No fairy. Large magic. Arrows. Arrows. Arrows. And arrows. That's right. Cuz the boss is basically arrows if I remember correctly. All right. The final room. So be it. Hey, you thought it was hard. It's not. Although I think I may need my booties. Oh, come on. For real, Z's. You're going to take a hard off me for that. Ooh. Do you think we'll just fall off if we if we side dodge? I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. If that one heart comes back to bite us, I'm going to be so annoyed. All right. Ready? Right, Bongus. Although maybe there's something at the top here. Is there pots? You little booger. You threw me down. I didn't even have a chance. I never look for pots. He loves the drink. There he is. The spirit phantom shadow beast bongo bongus. He's very easy to defeat, guys. Very easy to defeat. Oh god. There you go. Got one hand. Oh my god. Okay. Did not did not see the other hand. Oh my god. Oh Jesus. Wait, how do I how do I beat him? Oh god. Oh, that's that's so not cool, dude. There we go. There we go. Go on then. All right, there we go. [screaming] Maybe I can do this. Oh no. Oh, I knew it. Right, let's get his hand. There we go. Where is he? There he is. Get him. Get him. Get him. Oh, okay. One more. One more. One more. >> No. You failed me. There we go. Right, this should kill him. >> Oh, almost [laughter] almost didn't kill him, though. Freaking hover boots. What a weird looking boss. It's a flower. Oh. Oh, look. That's the spirit that left. It melted away. That feels like such a cheap move when he just goes. Yes. I've started my second group of hearts. Nice. I'd like to see Imper try and beat that. Is it Is it the uh the sages die? Like, do they try and take on the boss and die? Cuz that's what I thought happens. Like, Darunia isn't there when you go into the fire fire boss and take on Vivia has an aged today. The boy with the noble Zelda Ocarina. As I expected, you have come. I am Impa, one of the Shika. I am the princess Zelda's caretaker. I am the princess and I am also the sage who guards the shadow temple. Then do a good job of it. We Shika have served the royal family of royalty of Hyrule from generation to generation as attendance. However, on the day seven years ago, Gandalf suddenly attacked and Hyrule Castle surrendered after a short time. Gandalf's target was one of the keys to the sacred realm, the hidden treasure of the royal family, the Ocrid of time. My duty bound me to take Zelda out of Ganondorf's reach. When last I saw you, as we made our escape from the castle, you were just a lad. Now I see that you've become a fine hero. Fine me. There's nothing to worry about. The princess is safe now. Soon you'll meet Princess Zelda face to face, and she will explain everything. That is when we, the six wise ones, will seal up the evil king and return peace to hero. I have to say I have to stay here. You go to Princess Zelda's side and protect her on my behalf. Now I put my power, which should be helpful to you, into this medallion. Nothing really though. Is nothing. There we go. I love blackberries. M great grape flavor. Sh say black currant. Back in the day we didn't have grape flavor in the UK. It was black currant. You received the shadow medallion. Emperor awakens as a sage and adds her power to yours. What power? Please look out for the princess. I mean, do I have to? I don't think so. See you later. Glide boots. All right. So, I want to take them off and never put them on ever again. Also, I guess we'll put we'll put on the green. There we go. All right. So, next thing is the Gerudos. Yeah, I think Gerudos. Let's go check them out. Oh, wait. Hold on. What does Andrew say? Like we we gave the chicken away and everything. My brother must be must have been very lonely. He was He was very lonely and now he's dead. Oh well. I got stuff to see and people to kill. More importantly, babes. Yes. We're going to hot chick heaven. Let us go link to hot chick heaven. Where's me pony? There's me pony. Hold on. Yeah. Got to get to it in style. Perfect. [crying] There. Where the freak is the bridge? Here it is. Maybe we'll kill a poe on the way. I think you have to be on the road though. There it is. There it is. Kill it. Kill it. Yeah, boogie. Yeah. Nah, I didn't want you anyway. You just give me rupes. Rupes are pointless. Would like a fairy though. I do like having a bit of health insurance though. It does make the boss battles that bit more exhilarating that that time that you know taking on Bongu Bongus that was the one that the only boss I think that I've faced so far that was a bit like oh dear. So we could get a piece of heart here. Is there a point to getting it? Am I close to one? I mean, if I got this one Oh, I almost did it. If I got this one, that means that when I went Oh, wait. Hold on. It does a thing. We can get some rupees. That's not what I meant. Get some ruples. No. Bullseye. Okay, never mind. All right, let's go. Opponent. No, we made it that time. That was good. No, let's go get them back on an espionage mission. Oh, wait. Do I have to be a kid? I think I have to be a kid. A kid to do it. Here we go. Garudu's Fortress. I'm trying to remember how we do it. Cuz I'm pretty sure it's not just a simple case of oh, we just stroll up there. Is there one over there? Don't think so. Oh, I think we want to be captured anyway, don't we? Here she comes. Are you ready? Or is she? She might not. Okay, that's fair enough. She's not coming. Oh, she is. Can we get her? We're going to waste another arrow. I'm going to waste another arrow. There we go. Right, cool. Let's go in. Let's go save the workman. Thieves hide out. Hey, you young man over there. Look over here inside the cell. I'm being bred like cattle milked every day. I have no idea where you came from, but you must have a lot of guts to make it past all the guards around here. All of my fellow communists are imprisoned somewhere in here. If you can get us out of here, we'll repay you the favor somehow. But be careful. There should be Garuda guard somewhere around here. Watch out. Hey, you're not doing very well, are you? Oh, I'm not even meaning to kill. Oh, have you even hit me once? I mean, you've got the style, but you you didn't do very well. Oh, we caught a Jump. Bye. All right, you're free. Off you go. Go on. Oh, you get you can do your run. Did you come here to save me? Oh, that's just swell. I'm Ichiro the carpenter. We were really interested in the joining, sorry, in joining that all female group, but they locked us up like this just because we're men. We don't care about the Grder anymore. They're so rude. Three left, so please help them escape, too. Well, we haven't taken a single hit so far, so that's good. Off we go. Are we still ground floor? We are. Quickly run in. I feel like one of these ways has one. Oh, is it not here? I feel like one of them. No. Yeah, I got you. [laughter] Got you. Oh, there's another one. There's another one. Yes. I think that's I think that's all of them. So, I can get up here. I think so. Hold on. There might be one more. Nope. No. No. This is the exit. That's good. That's good. I think this is probably for the the piece of hard or something. Uh, loop. Oh, you think we can jump it? You think we can jump it? Hold on. Let me just Let me just double check. This is where I wanted to go. Oh, you know what it is? It's probably just for this, isn't it? It's probably just for the the golden bloody sculpture. Bane of my damn existence, these things. No, that's not what I wanted. I don't know why I'm doing this. Should have just done that. Nice. We've [yawns] almost got 500 ruples. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Although, it might also be to get over here. I think we can do this. We don't need the hover boots. I'm not putting them back on. There we go. Oh, yes. Nice. Although, maybe we might need them here. Oo. Oo. Lens of truth. Lens of truth does nothing. Okay. I think the long shot might do it, though. Come on. Yes. Give me, give me, give me, give me. What we going to get? Is it just a piece of hard? It's a piece of Okay, cool. I thought as much. So, I just need to free more dudes. So, when you get captured, you get out of here and then >> you jump down. Well, yeah, sure. Why not? I don't know where this goes. Let's have a look. We'll have a look from far away. Okay, there's a place there. All right, this is a door. Yep. Let's go down here then. We haven't been in here. Ah, thieve hide out. Oh, is this where it was before? I mean, hey, God, you guys really suck. [gasps] I think I've skipped a few. I think this is probably taking me to what should be maybe the final one. I guess it doesn't matter. We'll free them all. Oh, wait. This is the prison. Oh, this is how you get out when you're in the prison. Oh, 50 ruples. Let's go down into the prison. Oh no. How do I get out? I know. Okay, so there wasn't anything there but that way. Cool. That kind of sucks. Damn this game. There we go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. [screaming] [laughter] Yes, I'm in again. Hello. Oh, that's it. That's it. Here's another god wanting to be saved. You help me. I have no idea where you came from, but you must have a lot of guts. Yeah, I know. All of my fellow cars over. So, they just say the same thing cuz I guess it could have been either one that I would have talked to first. You say be careful somewhere around here. Whoa. Watch out. Oh my god. Another one. Oh no. If only the spam just was like unstoppable. He's not going to he's even hit the wall. Oh, that was off. Oh, you got me. You actually hit me. And you're gone. All right. Thank you. Just two left. Go on then. Off you go. You're a cute kid. Never say that to me again. Thank you for coming to save me. I'm Jirro the carpenter. These women are so scary. I'd rather work as a carpenter than join then. I can't wait to say goodbye to this place. Two of my buddies are still being held prisoner. Will you please get them out, too? I'm going to try. So flamboyant. So majestic. I was just making sure. Oh, I'll take the heart though. got scratched by that one. She got claws. Meow. Hey, I'm here. Oh, I don't even need a freezer. [laughter] I'm going to outsmart her. Get out the sword again. Oh, say there's two of them here. Please be arrows. Please be arrows. Please, please. I don't want money. Give me arrows. Uh, how about in here? Bam. Nope. Bam. Oh, for God's sake. They keep anything in here apart from money. Oh, please. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know. See, always the same. Same story. Same story, different time. If you can guess out of here, we'll repay you the favor somehow. Do you think they'll rebuild the bridge? I think they might rebuild the bridge. Oh my god, another one. Oh, I like to imagine it's the same. Oh, you hit me that time. You're getting better. Just pop rusher. There you go. That's how you do it. [laughter] Uhoh. Maybe in a remaster or remake or whatever, they'll uh they'll make that a little bit harder. Thanks, boy. You're fantastic. I'm Saburo, the carpenter. Have you seen our boss boy? He's probably worried about me. I have to get back to him immediately. One more of our workers is still a prisoner here. Please save him. He's got mad vibes. Yeah, cuz then you end up here. But I tell you what I haven't done. I don't think I've ever dropped down to this bit. I don't think I have. There. Got you. Did we go this way? Oh, this this looks new. Yes. Yes. Yes, I found him. Hey, you young man kind of nice. Get over here, boy. I have no idea where you came from. I know. I'm just going to keep on saying the same thing that everybody else has, and you're going to skip over until I say, "Watch out behind you." And then you get attacked. Yep. Mhm. Don't worry. She's hit me once every time before. Maybe she'll hit me twice now. Or maybe she won't. Let's see. That's one. You want to go? Hur. I mean, hur I mean Oh, she hit me once. Come on. Can you get a second hit on me? Oh. Oh, damn. Yeah, there we go. And the key poed out. Nice. Let's free him. Hey, I was afraid you were going to forget about me. Now I'm free. Thanks. I'm Shirro the carpenter. for rescue me. I'll tell you something interesting about the desert that I overheard the Gerudus talking about. They said in order to cross the haunted wasteland, you'll need the eye of truth. The colossus is on the far side of the wasteland. Okay. Now, I'm going to go back to my tent near Gruda Valley. So, drop by sometime. You may find something helpful there. Bye. Cheers, dude. I'll see you in health. >> [laughter] >> Oh, I've seen your fine work to get past the guards here. You must have good thieving skills. I used to think that all men besides the great Ganondorf were useless. But now that I've seen you, I don't think so anymore. The exalted Naburu, our leader, put me in charge of this fortress. Naburu is the second in command to the great Ganondorf, king of the Gerudu thieves. Her headquarters are in the spirit temple which is at the end of the desert. Say you must want to become one of us, eh? All right, get the scissors. Then you're in your Okay, take this with it. You will have free access to all areas of the fortress. Hey, I'm a girl now. You can get into the Groo training ground in their hideout. Who are you? You look quite funny. something funny your face. I don't know, guys. It's late. It's late. Can I speak to you now? From now on, you're free to come and go as you please through the gate to the desert. You'll find the spirit temple where the exalted Naburu lives. Out there in the desert. Feel like isn't Naburu? Is that like a planet in Star Wars? [laughter] Is it planet Naboo? H whatever. Oh. Oh, it slaps. Oh, it's so good. Hey, newcomer. Hey, you're just going to let me do this then? He's the new guy. Just Just let him full. Let him open the gate. It's fine. Hey, hey, rookie. Are you going into the desert? I'll open this gate for you. But you can't cross the desert unless you pass the two trials. First trial is the river of sand. You can't walk across this river after you cross it. Follow the flags we placed. The second trial is the phantom guide. Those without eyes that could see the truth will only find themselves returning here. Uh, for a second I thought they were talking about the other trials that I just quit noped out on. You are going You are going anyway, aren't you? I won't stop you. Go ahead. So, I need to put on my freaking boots again. I look well cool, bro. What does it say? Haunted Wasteland. If you chase a mirage, the desert will swallow you. Only one path is true. All right, here we go. Are you ready? Are you ready? Right, I think we need the hook shot as well. I feel like I remember this one taking taking some getting used to as well. Bing bong bing bong bing bongly bong. Do I? No, I'm good. Yeah, all sorted. Right. And now we just want to do this over and over. Hya. Wait, hold on. I see a thing there. God. God damn it. Can I just run to it? I'm going to run to it. What does it say? All those reckless enough to venture in the desert, please drop by our stop. Carpet merchant. Oh, is this the floating guy? Oh, he's like from that Zelda game. Hello. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hey, dude. Well, come. I am selling stuff strange and rare from all over the world to everybody. Today's special is a dangerous running object. Terrifying. I won't tell you what it is until I see the money. How about 200 rupees? Uh, yeah, sure. Anything. Take it. Oh, cool. Mom. Nice. Already got those. Thank you very much. What I'm selling is Bumchu. The mark that will lead you to the spirit temple is the flag on the left outside the shop. Be seeing you. Flag on the left. Flag on the left. This flag. Okay. Well, I can't even reach it yet, dude. Can I reach it now? Do I just run to it? I feel like I You can do this. You just run to it. You run to all of them. Look how big this thing is on the map. Can you even try? You can. Is it quicker? I don't know. But it's cool. So, he got rid of all my rupes for me, which I guess wasn't bad. Uh oh. What is this? Let's go. I love that these like this whole area is really cool to me. Uh I think we can fall down, can't we? Woo! [screaming] >> Hey, Escula. Hey, dude. I mean, sorry. Mine. My scultula. Mine. And then we just need to go zy up. And then probably get 50 rupees or something useless. Where did that go? Went behind me. Oh no, the hover boots are doing a hovering. Anything good? Uh oh. Okay. Well, did get swindled for 200. Does he keep on like selling things or is that it? Cuz he didn't really give me any advice. A fairy. Oh my god. It was all worthwhile. Now, I would pay 200 for a fairy. Sure, why not? A bottle and a fairy. Nice. Right. Let's uh just make sure we uh you know don't end up wasting that. That's it. Boss is done. Slapped it. Almost killed me. So good. I remember doing that on the on the keyboard like it's so good. Oh, whoa. Okay. What do we say? One with the eye of truth shall be guided to the spirit temple by an inviting ghost. The thing is like facing straight there. There it is. I will be your guide on your way to becoming. I won't play. I'll show you the way to go. So follow me and don't be slow. Thank you, Mr. Ghost. You're so kind and so fast. You know, to be a poe, you have to have hatred in your heart. This guy seems quite friendly, so Oh no. Oh no. Old school Zelda little enemies. Oh no. Come back. Wait. Oh, I can still see a shadow. That's not what I wanted. Why? Why was that green? >> Surely that's an enemy. Po. This poe doesn't disappear even if you stare at it. It doesn't spook easily, does it? So, even Nav'i is like, "This is a weird ghost." I wonder if there's been lore. Oh, we're about done. Thank you, Mr. Ghost or Mrs. Ghost. We did it. We made it. Ah, just keep music playing the whole time. I want to get in the temple and for it to keep playing, but it does like a weird thing. I don't like it. I don't like it as much as the Grud Valley. I don't need these on anymore. Right. That's it. I'm done. I'm done. Never again. Never again. Thank you. I've actually got traction now. I will kill you. Give me hearts. Freaking crows. Oh my god. God, I'm going to be killed before I can even get there. Is there anything here? I don't even know. There's got to be. Fine. Fine. Chic man, help us. Where are you? Help me. Where are you? Is do I have to get in the temple first? Oh, I think so. I think cuz you need to come back as a kid. So, I think I just need to enter and exit, I think, cuz then she's See? Yeah, I knew it. I knew it. I remember I have a brain sometimes. Oh. Hey, you. Past, present, future. The master sword. Is that the owl? I assume as an adult. The Master Sword is a ship in which you can sail upstream and downstream through Time's River. The port for that ship is in the Temple of Time. To restore the Desert Colossus and enter the Spirit Temple, you must travel back through time's flow. Listen to this recquum of spirit. This melody will lead a child back to the desert. >> [music] >> I got this. I got this. Oh, damn it. [laughter] Yes. Put a big red X. Hello. Okay, I got too excited. No, no, no, no. Look at the owl. You think he died, but he did it. He came back in the spirit devil. He just lives in the desert. I love a good owl. So majestic. That's the last time we see him. Bye, Mr. Al. Or maybe when we were a kid, we'll see him. All right. You going to do your thing now? Yep. We're just going to wait. to put a bit dirt in your eye. Okay, fair enough. Right. So, now I've got to go all the way back. I got to play the song. I think it's like Yeah, here we go. We'll fast forward and bring you know back, baby. Wait, if I'm in the past, why do I still have the same health bar? >> I don't get it. I definitely don't get it. Well, anyway, here we go. [gasps] I could plant some magic beans. Yeah, pop the bean in. No, put it in, Link. There's a good boy. Nice. Get another. That That's it. That's an extra heart cuz we got one from um Gerudu Fortress. Ah, back. Is it? Ah, I don't even have a shield. Why you do this to poor old linkage? Oh, look at it little face. The cobra strikes only when the venom is pure. Right. Where's my little hole? Where's my little hole? Naboui. Hello. I haven't seen you around, kid. What do you want? To see the temple? You're just a kid. The temple is no place for kids. Okay, then. I want I wanted to uh I'm looking for sages. A sage? I don't know anyone like that. Uh okay. Uh well, what what do I Nothing really. You have nothing to do. What good timing? Can you do me a favor, kid? Wait a second. I want to ask you first. You wouldn't happen to be one of Ganondorf's followers, [snorts] would you? >> I hate Ganondorf. Uhhuh. You've got guts. I think I like you. First of all, let me introduce myself. I'm Nuru of the Gerudu. I'm a lone wolf thief. But don't get me wrong, though we're both thieves. I'm completely different from Ganondorf. With his followers, he stole from women and children. and even killed people. A kid like you may not know this, but the Grudu race consists only of women. Only one man is born every hundred years. So then, how do you reproduce for the other hundred? What? Even though our laws say that lone male gerudos must become king of the Gurudu, I'll never bow to such an evil man. By the way, what is your name, kid? Flipflam. That's exactly why they were still in the car, wasn't it? What kind of name is that? Well, anyway, I want to ask you a favor. Will you go through this tiny hole and get a treasure that's inside? The treasure is the silver gauntlets. If you equip them, you can easily push and pull a heavy things. No, no, no, kid. Don't even think about taking the treasure for yourself. The silver gauntlets won't fit a little kid like you. If you try to equip them, your arm might just freak clean off. Ganondorf and his minions are using the spirit temple as a hideout. Only the silver gauntlets will allow me to sneak deep into the temple. Once there, I'm going to steal all the treasure inside and mess up their plans. How about it? Will you do it? Yes. Thanks, kid. You and I. Let's give Gandalf and his followers a big surprise, shall we? If you can successfully get the silver gauntlets, I'll do something great for you. All right. Well, whatevers. I've got magic beans. Drop me beans. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. Uh, hold on. Hold on. I need all my things. I need me boomerang. I need me slingshot. Well, hold on. I need bombs. Boomerang is basically just what I want for these little crusty buggers. Oh, yes. I'll take that. Another Crusty Juggler. >> Lots of them. >> I don't remember. Ah, well, I guess I'm going through here. Got to fit in tight spaces. Oh, is that the boss key? Oh, it's a normal one. Although I don't think I can even do this. No, I can't. Sweet. Oh, bombs. That's what I'm going to need to kill the buggers. There was a really big door. Is that just me? That look like a really big door. I'm a little scamp. I'm a hurt little scamp. Hello. Don't hurt me. I'll kill you. Oh, I'm terrible at this. Malarkey. All right. Well, there's that one open. Oo, biggest Doris. Oh, >> well, I guess we'll just slowly kill the bats. There's a gold sculpture on that side, too. You're going to Oh, I know what's going to happen. This whole gate's going to fall forward, isn't it? >> All right. So, I I I I have to do this then. What's the alternative? So, in order I mean, in order to get into the shadow temple, you needed to have this anyway. Hey, well, that's cool. Oh, I killed the scullet. [laughter] Oh, there's something. Woo! Did the other door open? The other door might have opened. Let's see if the other door opened. The other door did open. Brilliant. >> Oh my [screaming] god. You got to have me fight one of these. This is child abuse. Oh, I can go for his shins. He's got a terrible little shield. Well, I don't have one at all. Oh, you don't stand a chance. [screaming and groaning] There we go. Oh no. What if I just threw a bomb at you? Oh, it actually did work. No, don't kill me, please. I know I have a fairy, but please don't do it. >> Oh, I got him. Oh, right. Okay. And then I assume we just shoot him with this. [laughter] Such a tiny little thing. Okay, let's get our little boomerangies. Oh, we need to go. Okay, there we go. Actually made me flinch. Oh my god, if I was killed by one of those, that would suck kill by a flying butt. Bloody no. Okay. Well, at least in here, I think is where I put down the thing. No. What is that? Oh, it's one of those fire breathing things that you like never see in the game series ever. Anubis, it's vulnerable. Oh, it's vulnerable to fire. All right, then. Well, I guess we'll we'll just do this then. My only weakness. Fire. Damn it. No. Well, that sucks. That's what it's supposed to do. Watch out for the shadow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they never seem to trigger. Hold on, bat. I've got something to show you. Look at this. Pretty cool, huh? Oh, god. He's going to attack me. He's going to attack me. No. Where'd he go? Did he Did he fly back up? Oh god, I'm going to pee it off. There we go. Come on then. Come get me. There we go. And then the final one. Oh, wait. Is there one in the corner? Of course there's one on the corner. Not a fireb here, is it? No good. Yay. Oh. Oh, that's that's handy. Oh, get me out of here. There's bats everywhere. Yeah. Now I go through here. Get my big gauntlets. So, this is the well, like the bottom of the well, the shadow temple, but for the spirit temple. Heart, please. Nope. It's not a heart. Heart. Nope. No heart. All right. part, please. Anything? Oh my goodness. Right. Do I need to kill more? I need to kill more. Do I need to kill more? Oh, is a gold scultular there. I could probably just get him from the top, though. Oh, I got him again. Right. And then I should have got it. [gasps] Yeah, I can get 500 ruples now. Nice. I could use the ferry to get rid of that beeping sound, but I know it annoys you, so I'm just going to keep it. Oh my god. Hold on. Nope. That's not the button I was trying to Okay. No, listen. I don't Oh, wait. Oh my good. Bad. Listen. Don't make me do this. Oh, there's another one. Don't make me I'm your biggest fan. I love you. I mean, oh. Oh, yeah. Show me the light. Yeah, I know. Y then. because you got to do this. Get out the sword and then hoo slash. Do it again. A bless. No, I know that's what you do. There we go. One dead. I love the little sounds. [screaming] Wait, you're not dead. You should be dead. There we go. What have we learned? Don't get in my way. Oh, that's a Okay, maybe that's not what I wanted to do. I'm going to do this. Oh my god, we need a bigger bomb. Oh, where the hell did that fall? Oh, over here. There's multiple treasure chests. Okay, five rupees for that one. What for this one? Oh, a bomb chew. Ah, is that going to go? Is it going to Is it going to fly up all the way? Go, Bombchu, go. Oh, never mind. You need to go this way. An actual use for a bombshu. That's hilarious. [laughter] The face. Quickly, plug the light. It was ugly. Oh, look. Isn't she pretty? I remember getting to this bit as an adult, so maybe you have to do some weird backtracking. Uh, long shot for that, I assume. So, we need to find something. Whoa, hold the phone. This it would be interesting, right? If there was a temple where you you did it all as a kid and then you did the boss fight as an adult. Is that what this is? Oh my god, I got a map piece. Oh, not a map piece, but the actual map tick tick tick. Yes. Well, let's just hope this place doesn't change when I get older. What? Is there nothing here? There's a part in this. Ah, you buggy. I've [laughter] got me Goron bracelet. Yay. Woohoo. Getting there. Kind of looks a bit like the forest temple. The brick work. A red carpet. We go a little bit higher. Oh my good. Oh no. Everything is the worst. I don't like it. We've got pose. We've got like laser eyes. Suck it. Oh, he dropped a heart. Got to have it. Oh, it did. Oh, well, I didn't mean to do that, but maybe it'll do something. Oh, it actually hurt him. I don't know. It hurt him. All right. I'd rather kill him. Uh, right. So, we've lit that fire. Oh, we got a little thing here. Let's run this way. Collect the silver rupees. It feels like a very last minute choice. Like a placeholder. It's like what? What file already exists in the game? Rupees. Yeah. Make a big one. And make it silver. Let me just uh Oh, we Oh, the deu stick. Of course. They go sticking around. All right. Yep. So, one of them has a sun in it. And obviously, we need to get that sun. Can I do all of them here? Or do they go out after a certain period of time? They definitely go out after a certain period of time. Yeah. I thought that was the case. So, all I need to do is run around with a little deu stick. Going to be a little hooligan. I wasted all my magic. Right. Which ones we got? We got one. Is there one over there? Yeah, there's one there. Okay. So, let's go. Ready? One. Two. Was there one here? There isn't one here. No. Three. And watch it be absolute garbage. It might be a key. Oh, it's over there. Okay. Well, before we do that, let's uh just move this [music] uh Twilight Princess, Wind Waker. I've traveled with the best of them. Messed with the best of them. This one's probably hopefully a key. If not, it might just be some useless rupees. It's a key. Nice. Yes. All my work validated. Oh, perfect. I hear you. I hear you. Are you above me? You are you cheeky skeleton if you can get away. Well, we'll just put an end to his sorry little life. Should we get him with a bomb chew? That'd be pretty funny. Get him with a bomb chew. But [laughter] oh, I still need to use the bloody boomerang though. Although it would have taken three shots. No. God, there we go. Woohoo. You destroyed a girl sculpture. Damn right I did, baby. Oh. Oh my god. I've got to take on a dark nut. Oh my god. This guy scared the life out of me when I was a kid cuz he he does like three hearts worth of damage. Hey up. There you go. Oh, sorry. Iron Knuckle. Watch out for its axe attack. It hurts a lot. Strike when it drops. It's gone. It goes. [groaning] Oh, that you're supposed to jump it. Go into it. Oh, I could deu stick him. That like does the most amount of damage of everything. Ready? Go on. Hit me. Hit the thing. I want hearts. Oh, okay. Well, you gave me hearts. Hurry up. Oh, thank you. There we go. [screaming] Oh, you want to go faster? Hold on. I'm getting healthy fighting you. This is really good for me. Go and hit another one. Oh. >> [groaning] >> No, I want the hearts. Thank you. I'm fully healed. [screaming] Go on then. Come on. Hit me again. Hit me. Hit me. I mean, he would be really tough, right, if it wasn't for the pillars giving me so much bloody health. He had three pennies. Oh, I've got to take those. Heck yeah. He could probably destroy his own chair, couldn't he? Go outside. Yes, mister. I've missed you. Hey, what's up, Flip Flam? Surprised to see me. A long time in this world is almost nothing to you, is it? How mysterious. You saw me? He knows. Even I thought that the tales of a boy who could travel back and forth through time was merely a legend. Flipflam, you have fully matured as an adult. From now on, the future of all the people in the Hyrule is on your shoulders. Maybe it's not my time anymore. Here is my last advice. Two witches inhabit this temple. In order to destroy them, turn their own magic power against them. Hood. Do you want to hear what I said again? No, I will continue to watch you. What did I swear he used to leave feathers? Am I just getting it wrong? I think of a different owl. Must be all right. Well, I guess you better hand them over. You found the silver cotton. If you wore them, you should or you would feel power in your arms. Power to lift big things with a But the gauntlets won't fit you as a kid. Plus, you promised to give them to Niburu. You should keep your word. Oh. Oh. [screaming] Oh, okay. Well, there she goes. Hey, where are you taking me? Y, let me go. You you fiends gut off minions. Flipflap, get out of here now. [screaming] These witches, they're using black magic on me. Black magic. Why does it have to be black magic? Dark magic. Blue magic. Look like purple magic if we're going to be facitious. Is she dead? Yes, I get to keep the coordinates. [laughter] All right. Well, I guess we uh, you know, become an adult and come back again. Okay. So, the thing is with Ocarine of Time, a remake would be beautiful, but I mean this game, everything kind of feels bare bones. Like it it can work, but there needs to be a lot more. You can keep some of the temples, I feel, but the majority of it needs to be redone. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Here we go. Although, you got to keep the sound effects of this thing. Oh, there's a scultula. No, there it is. Woohoo! Another heart. Thank you. Woohoo! Let's go in. We're even stronger than we were before. Now I have my big gauntlets, my big man hands. Ha! Not this time. I'm older and smarter. Ah, look at that. Don't ask how it works. It just does. Go on. Push it into a big thing. Whoosh. Nice. Look at you then. Oh, we probably have to kill you, don't we? Oh, well, you got to give him credit. He's definitely determined. Yep. You ready? And wait, what? How dare you? Maybe waste a a bomb. All right. Okay, that would have sucked. Oh, wait. I I didn't even need it. Oh, well, there you have it. I suppose that's senseless killing. Really? One arrow, one bomb. Zero. Zero bombs. Oh, hello, Mr. Werewolf. Little furry. Nice to see you here. Hold on. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. There we go. It was funny. I I I mean, I was looking at the water temple after I completed it. Someone was like, I'm I'm right next to this the level of how to change it. Why Why is nothing happening? Why Why can't I It's like, you need to go right next to it, mate. [laughter] It's probably years old at this point. Why? Definitely didn't hit me. Oh, did he fall down? Oh my god. Is this the compass already? Wle wle wle wle wle. Sweet. All right, I'll come down. Oh, look at him. He can't even hit me. The poor booger. Well, there you go. Is that all that was in here? What? Nothing else? That's it. Oh, that was quite anticlimactic. So, I mean, I've already clicked this. I don't have a key. Oh, but the other Okay, the other doors open now, right? Oh, boulders and boulders. A song of time. Of course, it wouldn't be com Oh, thank you. [laughter] Uh, I guess I'll go this way. I can't get that. There's got to be a thing, right? There's got to be like a Nope. Nothing on the ceiling. Oh, I know what it'll be. All right. Okay. Is it That's one. And then it'll go into the middle or something, won't it? Yep. There it goes. I don't even need to see it. I know it's going in the middle. And it will have Oh, it hasn't. Oh my god. Spider, kill it before it lays eggs. It didn't. It just moved it. Oh, but how am I supposed to get it? Okay, so again, not that this is ever going to get old, I suppose. See, my sword has a weird little lightning logo on it as well that the Master Sword had. So, [screaming] ah, god damn it. Oh, have I just got to Oh, the hover boots. Of course. I've just got to run over that. It appears me thinking that. So, you can't do this temple without doing the shadow temple, basically. There we go. And take them off instantly cuz I ain't having any of that. And I don't even have the golden scale. We can't complete the game without the golden scale. Oh, well, there's a light like in here. But, uh, [laughter] bad touch. Bad touch. Skill. That's what pays the bills. Hey, let's go up here. Oh, not you. I don't like you. Oh, well, there you go. Oh, well, if you're going to give me stuff, I'll take some money. 20 ruples. I hope you guys have enjoyed this play through. Sorry, [music] I've never really addressed you, have I? I've I've sort of been recording these in batches and editing them as I go. It's been fun. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a What a master. Oh no. Why? Now come on. Now come on now. Enough son. Enough playing around. Make your babies. I think they just jump on you and eat your eat your uh magic. I think that's all they do. Ow. Get off. Oh, wait. They don't. They freaking don't. Oh. Oh. Oh. H. Well, back you go. Right. Not having that again. Interesting. I like that idea. Drain your life force, Link. Right. Is there any of these that we do we just need to turn them all happy? Oh, sorry. I need to push push it real good. One by one. That wasn't the one. Okay, next one. That wasn't the one. Why does it make like a sound that's like No, that wasn't what you're supposed to do. It's going to be the one at the end, isn't it? Oh, no. It wasn't. Okay. Well, now I need Now I I need to know what this one does. What do you do? Oh, you make another wall master appear. Oh, okay. I mean, if I had a freaking bigger wallet, that would have been perfect. So much moola. I'm so happy. [screaming] I love sunlight. It's great. All right. Bu. Oh, that's not cool. Freaking frozen little treasure chest. That was funny. That's the only one in the entire game that does that. I knew you'd come alive. I just knew it. Scumbag. All right. Is there anything I need to do here? I need a key. But I need to get over there. But how does one get over there? I don't think that. And I need the megaton hammer for this, but that's not going to that's not going to cut it. I feel like it's something to do with the hands. Do you think the hover boot I It seems like way too far for the hover boots to do this. Like way too far. I mean, there's a treasure chest over there apparently yet. I don't see it. So maybe I I don't think I do this actually. Oh my god, I do do it right. Never mind. Slap me funny and call me Michelle. I mean, uh, there's supposed to be a treasure chest here. It's not invisible. All right. Well, [gasps] okay. I don't know what I opened there. We're slowly working it out. I need to find where Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. What is that? Oh, it's a hook shot to get up here. Okay. Okay. So, I'm assuming that what we need to do is we need to go on the hand and then play the song of time. So, we're going to need the ocarina out, which is already out. And then we need the hook shot, but we also need this. Don't fall. Don't fall. Don't fall. You think they would try to fit the aesthetic, right? Nah, I just put the big yellow triforce there. Get the triangles in. You're over this side. Can I get you? I can get you. So, you need the water temple for the long shot. You need the megaton hammer. So, you need the uh the fire temple. You need the lens of truth, I think. Have we used the lens of truth? I don't know. Well, anyway, here we go. I almost ended up a treasure in the treasure chest. >> Yeah, this is so much easier. Like the water temple. It was just a like Oh my god. Just unfortunate. You really need to be paying attention for that. Oh, wait. Another one fell down. There was two that happened at the same time. Okay, watch this one be nothing. God, literally was nothing. All right. Okay. Uhoh. I best run. Bye-bye. No, he wasn't very good sentry, was he? Uh, oh my god, Anubis's. I need to first unequip my hover boosts cuz screw those. I need to get in the middle. I trigger both. I need to trigger all three of them. I think they breathe fire, which is kind of ironic cuz they're, you know, weak to fire. Wait, did the other one not die? Oh, maybe it did. All right. Well, anyway, we'll just do this. Oh, that's what that did. Okay. What is down here? You're You're doing something, but I don't know what you're doing. N'vi, well, there's only one thing left, and that's to kill you. I'm assuming you're going to unlock something. [gasps] I have nothing. Oh no, I have bomb shoes. A bomb chew. Hell yeah. >> I am nothing. Don't worry. Bum. Hell yeah. Okay. Oh, that's not where I came in. That's good. Okay. Right. Which one of you is not the pain in the ass? It's not you. Are you the pain? Are you the pain? You're all the pains. Oh, okay. You did it. But you're Yeah, it's not going to last long. >> Ah, damn it. Come on, guys. Get back on it. One of you, get back on it. No. [groaning] >> Oh god. He is. He is. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Didn't have to do it. Nice. [laughter] Oh, hold on. We have treasure chests in here. Okay. Lens of truth, please. I'm going to give me Oh, a heart. Oh, so kind of you. What about you? Oh, I didn't even need it on another heart. guys. Oh no, not a nut again. It's a knuckle duster. Right, [snorts] you know what we do? I've got a funny idea. Let's line him up. [screaming] You son. Oh, he's he's I think he's lost his armor now. He's He's not going to stand a chance against all of the There he goes. Didn't even need to get close to him. [laughter and gasps] He's like, "Oh, no. I waited seven years here and you cheed me. Dick it." [laughter] Oh, that was lucky. Imagine if I came in and that didn't drop down. I remember being surprised at this at the time as well. It's like, wait, what? I get another weapon. You got the mirror shield with the problematic logo. The shield's paw surface can reflect light. Sweet. So, [crying] ah, there's a chicken. In we go again. I don't know. I mean, there must be somewhere we haven't been. Is he back? Nope. He's dead. One of those enemies that never comes back. Little knuckle dusters. All right. Oh, I have to equip it. No, I I can't be shieldless anymore. Ah, I bet I looked so cool with a shield. Fine. P him. I mean, that time you didn't have to keep the light on him, which was interesting. Oh, was there a door that I went by that needed a lock? I didn't even realize. Cool. Oh, no, there was in the in the previous room. That's right. This one with a little floor doing its weird weird things with the Anubis. Anubis don't come back either. It's very interesting. Woo! Bam! There's another one. He didn't even see me. [laughter] I was right in front of him. All right. Okay. How's this going to work? Yep. Yep. Okay. Is it going to come back or is it just going to loop? Okay, it's going to come back. Ready? And up we go. There we go. You're a jend. Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. He's going to see me. There he is. Oh, I'm screwed. No. No. And [laughter] off I go. Oh, damn it. Oh, that was close. That was close. Oh, well, he was more of a threat than you were. Oh my god. I mean, what's the difference between this and a key at this point? Really? Flying through it. Flying through it. The only temple we really struggled with, or I felt like I struggled with was the water temple. So, I understand. I understand where people were coming from. Oh, slug me. I'm sure I can probably kill them in one hit. What? Or do I have to I have to extinguish its flame, do I? >> He's such a fan. Wait, can I block? Oh, what? [screaming] >> All right. Where's a fake door? It's going to be a fake door. We got to bomb it. This is the fire temple. That's what this is. Wait, what? Two freaking three hits. Knew it. There we go. So, uh, okay. We've got the hook shot, right? That's not ice. Or is it? Do I need a lens of truth here? The lens of truth should show the doors with like funny little faces or something. Yeah, that that's the only thing I can see to do is that. But I don't have enough bombs to do it. So, I'm going to I guess I'm just going to go over here and get some bombs, I suppose. I was going to say we haven't done enough damn it. We haven't done enough mirror stuff. Surprise. Oh, what are you doing? Oh. Oh. So, we need the fire. We need the hot fire. Oh, hey, lizard. Oh, I didn't want to do it. Oh, there's me bombs. Thank you. Right. Well, I've got five bombs. I need more than five bombs, though. Wait, what? Oh, put away then. Oh, they're just having a cool rave in here. Look at these guys. What are these guys called? White bubble. Aim for it when it stops. I don't remember. White bubbles. They're just They're just chill guys. Look at them. [laughter] They're having the best time. Oh, well, that's a shame they're dead. Okay, so you do what exactly? We shine light. We need to put away my sword. There it is. Shines all the way here. Okay, there it is. it. Yes. Now, okay, that's here. Cool. Some rupees, I assume. [laughter] Oh, there it is. That's what I needed. Beautiful. Okay, so we put that there. We'll go over here, start pushing it, get it turned around. And I really wish I didn't have these shoes on anymore. They are a pain in the There you go. Come on, little snake. You got this. You got this. We got this. Yes. Shines onto the other one. Oh, hey dude. Been long time. Poor buggers. relegated to pretty much nothing. Right, there we go. Although we have to use a little door. We have to get through here. Freaking pots again. Nightmares. All right. And then we can go. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't want to do this just yet cuz as soon as we do this, it's going to lower us down into the boss room. And we don't even have the boss key. Why? Because of stupid slugs that won't refuse to die. Wait, what that? That guy took two hits. All right. Well, kill you. Kill you. Right. Come on. Come on. Off you go. Kill you. Okay. didn't kill you. That's fine. I can only imagine this is what I need to do is just destroy all the fake doors. All right. Now, what's going to happen? Oh. Oh, well. It should have shown that when I did I don't have any arrows. An arrow. Oh my god, I finally did it. I've had to come all the way down to freaking Child Link's area and I found an arrow. Oh. Oh, and another one. Freaking from Scultulas, right? They're going to be back. They're going to be back. They're back again. And that the bloody doors need killing again. Go in. Ready. Long shot time. There it is. Woo! Woo! This was annoying. Here we go. Done. Freaking hell, man. Technically not the last boss key, I don't think. I think Ganon's castle. Ganon. Ganon. Ganon. Dingus. >> [laughter] >> Well, that was horrendous. I'm sorry. You can click unsubscribe. It's fine. I won't blame you. It won't be the first time. It won't be the last. All right. Let's just hurt ourselves a little bit for the boss fight as you do. Okay. Okay. Okay. I see. All right. Here we go. Princess Nab boou. Oh, looks like somebody's here. Combo looks like it's a kotaka. >> The mushrooms or kotake is mushroom. >> What an outrageous fellow is to intrude so bly. We shall ditch this outrageous fellow a lizard. Oh no, not a knuckle. Oh loyal minion, destroy this intruder on our behalf. >> Hello, loyal minion. He's like, wait, I don't have an axe. What? Never mind. There, magic it. Sweet. [laughter] Dude, you suck. You stink. You stinkers. [screaming] Okay, maybe you don't stink. Fair enough. Fair enough. Well, hit this then. Hit the gritty. Oh, then I I probably don't even need to get hit by you, dude. I can just do this. I It was dark nuts I was thinking about. They're the ones in uh Wind Waker, aren't they? Oh my god. It's Nab Boooo. Do I still have Diga? Oh, Freda. Never mind. Okay, this is the scene from the intro. Where am I? Well, well, looks like she's back to normal. Kou, she's just a little girl, but she commands a lot of respect among the Grudu Kotake. Maybe we should make her work for the great Ganondorf for a little while longer. Then we should brainwash her again. Uhoh. [screaming] Oh, and she's dead. Just like that. I mean, you have powers like that. Like, what am I supposed to do against it? Nothing. Is what? Nothing. All right, there you go. On to the final boss. This has got to be really boring cuz it's really easy. Here we go. I like it when it goes. That's fun. All right, then. Let's go in the middle. >> Look at that stupid kid. He came on his own to offer himself as a sacrifice to the great garden. The little teeth with my flame. I will burn him to the B. They're just some fun little old ladies. You know what I mean? With my frost, I will freeze him to his soul. Oh, sorcerer sisters twin rover. More like stupid. All right, then. Who's going to attack me? Come on. Is it you? Will it be you? They're so big. You're absolutely humongous. Oh, it is going to be you. Okay. Oh, no. [screaming] Where's Oh, hold on. Okay, never mind. I I did I did the wrong thing. Bad frost. Oh god. Oh god. Right. Okay. Oh, I don't want to touch it. I don't want to touch it just in case. Where's the other one? Got you. Oh well, you missed your terrible shot. You need to go to spec savers. You need glass. Go on then. Hit me. Hit me. There. That's what we do. That's better. There we go. Oh, nice. Okay, that's four times. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, let's get serious now. Okay, Ky double dynamite attack. Now, this is what I'm talking about. Oh, hell yeah. I get awake as well, baby. >> Screw the the great fairy man. This was my awakening. [laughter] I'm about to die. My awakening. I forgot I had the fairy I knew about. Oh, that's good. All right, get out of it, dude. They combine. She gets giant woman. What more do I need to say, dude? [laughter] Oh, I'll take that. Give me fire, please. Fire, please. No, I don't want that one. No, that's icky sticky. I want the fire. I want that flaming hot fire. No. Give me the fire. Yes. Fire, please. No. Oh, okay. So, if I had chosen to go for the ice, I would have been fine. Thanks, pet. There we go. Oh, flamed up. Oh my god. Hell yeah. Oh, yes. Beautiful freaking Oh. Oh, lovely. [laughter] All right. Wait, hold on. Put that Put that away. Oh, wait. She's a We She's a lady after all. Shields only cuz I can't have my shield out when I do my uh fire again. It is. Or will it be? I guess we've already got one. We may as well. Okay, that would have been two for the ice, but I missed the first ice. Is it going to be the third ice? Yeah, bugger you. Okay, I should have chosen ice. I should have stayed with ice. We all make mistakes. Oh, that's a four. I'm going with ice next time. Come on. Five, please. Fire, please. Yes. One more. One more fire. One more smoking hot fire. Yeah, there it is. Woo. Sorry to do this to you, babes. Oh, and another life, maybe. [screaming] Oh, it's over already. Oh, no. [laughter] No. Oh, this this is pretty funny. They're alive. They're not dead. Shoot. What a fresh kid. This time we'll get serious, right, Kotak? Hey, Kumu. What is that above your head, Kou? I don't know. But you have one over your head, too, Kotake. But I'm only 400 years old and I'm just 380 years old. We're twins. Don't try to lie about your age. You must have got your old. You're not going to say that. We are twins. How could it be older? Yeah. How heartless you are. How could you be so male? You're heartless. You're ungrateful. [screaming] And they die. I'll come back to you. Well, shouldn't they have been turned into pose? Where's my baby's heart? There she is. Oh, she's gorgeous. Oh, I Everyone's like on about the great fairy. Oh, that great fairy. That No, nothing. Nothing on that boss, man. Oh, it's over. That's it. I might as well just quit the game now. That That was my final boss. That was beautiful. Chamber of sagas. More like Chamber of Labos. There she is. She didn't die. Don't know what happened to her. Kid, let me thank you. He he. Look at what the little kid has become in the past seven years. A competent swordsman. Either way, I really messed up. I was brainwashed by those old witches and used by G used by Gandalf to do his evil will. But it isn't funny. But isn't it funny? Sorry, that a person like me could turn out to be the sage of spirit. And now I'm going to fight them as one of the six sages. I'm going to pay them back for what they did to me. Kid, no. Flim Flam, the hero of time. Instead of keeping the promise I made back then, I gave you I give you this medallion. Take it. Barbecue penny. Yummy. You receive the spirit. Naburu awakens as a sage and adds her power to yours. If only I knew you would become such a handsome man. Would you have tried to steal my heart? I should have kept the promise I made back then. What was the promise? What was the promise? I wasn't of age. [laughter] Flipflam. Flipflop the hero. Finally, all of us, the six sages, have been awakened. The time for the final showdown with the king of evil has come. Before that though, you should meet the one who is waiting for you. The one who is waiting for you at the temple of dim. Me. [gasps] All right, fine. Actually, can we even teleport to it or is it going to say you cannot teleport it at this time? So, if I save now, when I loaded back in, it would automatically stop me. Oh, there we go. I have been waiting for you, Flim Flam. What the sick? My butt did not lie. Flimflop, the hero of time. You have overcome many hardships and awakened six sages. And now you have a final challenge. A showdown with Ganondorf, the king of evil. Before that, I have things I want to tell only to you. Please listen. Another unknown legend of the Triforce passed down by the shadow folk of the Shikas. What's the secret? What are we going to learn? Their special recipe for amazing hot dogs. If you would seek the sacred triangle, listen well. Oh, shh, guys. The resting place of the sacred triangle. The sacred realm is a mirror that reflects what is in the heart. The heart of one who enters it. If an evil heart, the realm will become full of evil. If pure, realm will become a paradise. with hot babes. The triforce, the sacred triangle. It is a balance that weighs the three forces, power, wisdom, and kurag. If the heart of the one who holds a sacred triangle has all three forces in balance, that one will gain the true force to govern all. Oh, but if that one's heart is not in balance, the Triforce will separate into three parts. Power, wisdom, and courage. Oo, only one part will remain for the one who touched the Triforce. The part representing the force that one that one most believes in. And the other two, if that one seeks the true force, that one must acquire the two lost parts. Well, well, this is interesting for what's about to happen. Those two parts will be held within others chosen by destiny who will bear the Triforce mark on the backs of their hands. Okay, so this only happens once Ganondorf touched the Triforce and then they separated. 7 years ago, Gandalf, the king of thieves, used the door you opened in the Temple of Time and entered the Sacred Realm. Wow, that's a lot of dialogue. But when the when he laid his hands on the Triforce, the legend came true. The Triforce separated into three parts. Only the Triforce of Power remained in Ganondorf's hand. The strength of the Triforce of the Power enabled him to become a mighty evil king. But his dark ambitions were not satisfied. Oh, is it? Shik's got two eyes. To gain com complete mastery of the world, Gandalf stated or sorry, started looking for those chosen by destiny to hold the two other Triforce parts. The one who holds the Triforce of Courage is you, Flipflop. Oh, cool. And the other who holds the Triforce of Wisdom. It's kind of the the worse of one, let's be honest, is the seventh sage who is destined to be the leader of them all. me the what do you mean leader of them all? Wisdom is the is the one that be Oh, there she is. That's my babes. There's my There's my my my way. So pretty. It is I, the princess of Hyrule, Zelda. I apologize for meeting you in disguise, but it was necessary to hide from the evil king. Please forgive me. Or the king of evil, I should say. On that day, seven years ago, Ganondorf attacked Hyrule Castle. We [gasps] get a flashback. Another one. I saw you as I was escaping from the castle with my attendant, Imper. What? What a what a heroic dodge to safety. I thought I should entrust the Ocarina to you. I thought that would be our best chance. Ocarina are normally really fragile. I broke mine leaning up against a a wall when it was in my backpack as a kid. As long as you had the ocarina in your possession. I thought Gandalf could never enter the sacred realm, but you were an idiot. Something I could never expect happen. You did it. You let him in, stupid. After you opened the door of time, the Master Sword sealed you away in the sacred realm. Your spirit remained in the sacred realm, and then the Triforce fell into Ganondorf's hands. He went on to invade the sacred realm. Gandalf had become the evil king, and the sacred realm became a world of evil. All of this is an uncomfortable, oh, sorry, unfortunate coincidence. But wasn't I in the sacred realm? Why wasn't I turned evil? I passed myself off as she as Shikica and hoped that you would return. I waited for seven years. Oh, she's happy. And now you are back. The dark rage ruled by Ganondorf or dark age. Dyslexic, sorry. Uh, ruled by Ganondorf, the evil king will end. The six sages will open the sealed door and lure Ganondorf back into the sacred realm. I will then seal the door to the sacred realm from this world. Thus, Gandalf, the evil king, will vanish from Hyrule. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why don't we just kill him? Cuz then, like, he dies, we can I I can touch the Triforce. I I've got wisdom. I've got courage. I've got power. And then I could have the we could seal it. In order to do this, I need your courage again. Please protect me while I do my part. And here is a weapon that can penetrate evil king's defenses. The power given to their chosen ones. The sacred arrow of light. So wait, where did I where where is the ice arrow? Where did that thing appear from? Ah, who cares? You could have just like given it to us, but I guess this is more epic. You got the light arrow. Your arrows will be powered up. The light of justice will smite evil. Never mind the sword of evil's bane waves. Uh-oh. That rumbling. It can't be. Oh, Princess Zelda, you foolish traitor. I [laughter and gasps] commend you for avoiding my pursuit for seven long years. You let your guard down. I knew you would appear if I let this kid wander around. I was just Oh no. My only mistake was to slightly underestimate the power of this kid. Bye-bye. No, it was not the kid's power I misjudged. It was the power of the Triforce of Courage. But with the Triforce of Wisdom that Zelda has, when I obtain these two Triforces, then I will become the true ruler of the world. If you want to rescue Zelda, come to my castle. She wasn't that wise, was she? She got herself bloody caught. [laughter] Surely, she should be the one with the courage. Ah, well, I mean, is is there anything that I wanted to do before we like we don't have Naru's whatever? We don't have the ice. Oh, there's just something so charming about this. I I don't know what it is. It's just >> it defin Oh god. What? What you want, Nav'i? I was just having to talk to camera. We have to say Prince from I'm the one doing the YouTubing here. Yeah. So, there's just something about this game. It just I think it's everything is quite bare and maybe if you're a kid, your imagination takes over. So, I mean I this is that's from my perspective. Obviously, I don't know what it was like playing this as a 20some year old, but I played this when I was like seven. So, everything it seemed big and and and wide and glorious. It was beautiful. And now I'm back here. Have I saved another one? I've saved another one. Get away. I don't want you. I want him. The curse has been broken. Thank you. Here's a reward for you. The giant's wallet. What a huge wallet. Now you can carry 500 ruples. So, we still got little dude there. And then we got main dude. I I can't even remember what main dude gives you. It's probably going to be piece of hard after everything. I feel like it's as disappointing as a piece of bloody hard. Um, so going into Ganon's uh castle now. There is of course things I missed. Naiu's love, I think it is, cuz you got Den's fire, Pharaoh's win, Narrow's shield of protection, the ice arrow. We obviously didn't do all the masks, which I've done more than I ever did in this playthrough as a kid. Never. Never. I think I got to I never did the um the trading quest. Never got further than the blue coco. And with the masks, I think I just got to the skull one. You see back it's there's just something. Is that a poe for 30? Oh, it's a regular poe. Does he sell a fish for 200? What on earth? He sells blue fire. A fairy sp. You need an empty bottle to put this in. You know what? Sure. Let's get some fairies. You got a fairy. I never even know where the other two bottles are. I'll be honest. This tiny fairy is a reliable partner who will receive you the moment who Oh, sorry. I thought that would change the whole premise. Will receive you. Okay. All right. Only how much? 50 rupees. Oh, I'll buy you another one. I love, you know, the little extra details that went into all of the different items as well. They all look the same. They're all in the same sort of jaws and they could have just done that, but no, they didn't. They put the bug in a sort of like bug. What's it called? I can't even zoom in. They put the fish in like a packet. The bug in a a catchy thing, a poe in its own thing, and the ferry, the blue fire. It's all really cool. I think she can I can get a blue potion maybe from that the the old hag cuz I've given her the mushroom now. Maybe she can make the blue potion, which will probably cost her a little mini fortune. And I think that one revives all your hearts and also magic, which might be needed now that we've got the the um the light arrow. And also, I hope you guys have enjoyed this playthrough. If you've watched it, I'm hopefully I haven't watched this in one sitting cuz if you watch this at 8:00 a.m., it's probably almost 8:00 p.m. right now. you've ten out with the [laughter] day. But thank you so much. Um but yeah, instead of making it multiple parts, you know, I just thought it would be better to just do it all in one long one. Off we go. Now, as far as the rest of the game goes, I don't remember anything of what's about to happen. I go into Ganon's castle. I think there's also there's there's something else. There's like a giant black block as well that we need to go. We need to go see. So, hold on. You want to see all of the sages powers? Are you ready? Flipflam, can you hear me? It's Rau the Sage. We six will gather our power to create a bridge to the castle where Ganondorf dwells. The castle's cape, which is known as Gallant Tower, is protected by six evil barriers. Bring down the six barriers and save Princess Zelda. Oh. Oh, look. It's like Christmas. Yay. I love Christmas. There we go. Look at it. They did it. Wow. [sighs] I can walk over. I don't know anyone. I would imagine you did it all the same as I did, which you just jump off the bridge and into the lava and you just get a very disappointing. I think I think so. So, this is this might be Naru's love. It could just be Oh, there's a golden scul. It could be something else, though. I can't remember. Oh, here we go. Oo, Na'vi wants to hit it. Bam. I think we can lift it up now. Grab. Uh, I was going to say, can we not grab it says grab? Can I I need to put the sword away, though. Hold on. No, put the sword away. There we go. Now, can I grab Oh, can I not? Am I missing Am I missing the the thing to do? Yeah, I think I am. I I was so sure there there was golden gauntlets. So, yeah, that that's probably the the other one. Yeah. So, we got the silver gauntlets, but I'm pretty sure there's gold gauntlets somewhere else. But you know what? I can't be bothered. I'm going to go here and I'm going to slap Oh, maybe I'm not going to slap a spider. No, we we've come far enough. I don't want this playthrough to be 100% completion cuz that's not what I that's not what I came here to do. I didn't come here to complete every mission quest. We do it our way inside Ganon's castle. Castle. Oh, wow. Cool. There it is. Look at it. It's spooky. Right. So, now each of these little barriers is a portion of like a temple that we've already been to, which is quite interesting. They all have their own little themes. Bomb, please. Thank you. Oh, the lag. There's so many things going on in this room. Will he come alive? Okay. What? Surely one of these. Oh. It's like I don't understand. Like there's there's no problem with me losing a quarter of the heart. Like I don't mind doing this. [laughter] The game's like this is that's a thing worse than dead doing this. Oh, skilled it. Skilled it. And then we got to do this one. There we go. Nice. And if you know I mean, not that it really matters. We'll get the heart anyway. Ah, yes. Something that is very much uh ready. [screaming] Nice. You can't I was going to say you can't tell me that's all that this room is. Okay. Go. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Ha. Oh, we made the treasure chest fall down. But how do we get that one? Think an arrow. I don't have that many arrows. Oh, especially up the spirit temple. That was horrendous running out of arrows there. It's just going to hit the bar, though, is it? Yeah, I knew it. So, how Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's going to be bomb chews. It's going to be a bomb chew. It has to be surely. There's a part of me that doesn't want it to be that obvious. [laughter] But at the same time, like if there's literally only one item that can do the job, then you know what are you going to do? There's a bunch of cool things you can do as well. Uh like um hold on, let me just uh put the bomb chew on the ceiling cuz no doubt there's going to be something right above me. Um there's like some some things you can do when you're a kid. Oh my god. Never mind. I was wrong. Oh, do I just need to use the light arrow or a fire arrow? Interesting. Well, actually, no. We We don't You know what it is? Every time I've thought Let's use the fire arrow on what was it? Shadow Temple. Use fire arrows on the on the the the bomb flowers. Didn't work. Use fire arrows on the the other thing. I don't even know what it was. What was it? It was like the wooden the wooden things. The wooden barriers. Oh, did I get it right first time? Oh, nice. Sweet. There it is. The nuculus. We slash it with the Goron sword. Oh. Oh. Oh, you know what it is? We need the the um the light, the magic light arrow to seal away evil. Yes, Naburu, how you doing, love? Spirit barrier is dispelled. Hurry up, kid. I mean, I couldn't skip it. All right. Do we get this every time now? Oh, she teleported me out. Oh, that was nice of her. Well, let's do one of my favorite temples, the forest temple. Love this one. Spirit temple. Not that bothered. Oh my god. Come on, Poppers. Oh, I took a single hit and survived. Oh, every puppy dog has not done that so far. There we go. And he's done. Oh, what is this going to be? Do you think it's going to be a key? Surely not. Can't be a key. Hey, some moola. Nice. Okay, I would do this over here, seeing as we got one one over this way. So, if it's going to expand, [screaming] have a go. Oh, it didn't do it. I can't imagine we would need the ice arrow for anything, though, would we? Nice. There's only three rooms in the other one. Will this be three rooms as well? Okay, so yes, it is the forest temple, but there is a caveat to it, apparently. Oh, there's going to be a lot of climbing. Even though it's the forest temple, we need our little boots on. Booties. [screaming] Oh, thank you. Uh, bomb chew. I don't think that's going to go get it. I'd be very surprised. No, it didn't. Okay, we're going to need normal bombs. Although, wear me little feather shoes. Yeah, nice. It gave me bombs. Well, I've got to take it. Heck yeah. Okay, so we got a switch there as well. I don't know what said switch does. Right. If I go over here and I get pushed. Oh. Oh, that's not exactly what I wanted to happen. Like what? What? What was the alternative? [laughter] All right, then. Oh, there's got there's got to be a thingy, right? There's not. [groaning] How do I get it? Oh, it'll be this switch, won't it? That's what it'll be. It'll make a hook shot thing appear. And that's how we get back up, right? Just you watch. Ah, there it is. Yeah, there was a bunch of stuff that we didn't do like um in the Goron city there was those uh that temple, not the temple, the uh the song stone song or whatever it was. Uhoh. Oh god. No, that's bad. [laughter] Damn slippy slidy shoes. Oh well, there we go. Yeah, I mean Oh, three hearts lost already. Oh, wait. It was only two rooms that time. Okay. Okay. And it's a gold nucleus every time. Do you have any fun memories of this game? It's so funny cuz now that I'm playing this, I don't know, like my bloody YouTube algorithm knows. It's like, oh, do you want to know all the secrets? Do you know about the beta unicorn fountain that was supposed to be in the Oh, no. I mean, uh, what's it called again? Uh, Sarah. That's right. The first barrier is dispelled. Hurry up. Flim flam. She's been shot by an arrow. I didn't mean to. You were just in the way. Oh, was there pots at the start? Oh, I could have I could have got the pots. Yeah, if I remember correctly, uh I don't know. I don't have much attachment to the final boss sort of fight and stuff. I much I much prefer, you know, everything that comes up to the game, you know, everything that starts. Okay, we got blue fire. So, it's a good job that I didn't Oh, [laughter] god damn it. I should have seen it coming. Oh, it automatically I thought you just like tip out the fairy. Thank you, fairy. Oh. Oh my goodness. Nice. It's like it deliberately knew. Do I even need that? I don't think I even need that. I just need to kill the whiz robes. I'm not going to open the chest. I'm not going to do it. The lack of frames per second. O, you can't just do that. You can't just disappear. No magic. A damn it. Slipping a sign. There he is. Nice. Oh, what's there's no point. There's no point getting these treasure chests. Oh, two minutes to do a slidy blocky puzzle. Nice. What do I need to do here? I need to push this that way then. Then what do I do? Cuz I I need to get it to there. So it needs to Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Yeah. So, that one needs to be in there. Otherwise, this one will fall in. So, we just push that forward, left, forward, I think. Or can we just do it this way? We probably just do it this way. Ferry again, dude. Sweet. Now we push that this this way. There we go. And that hopefully I was going to say surely you can climb up that. Don't do it to me. Like don't tempt me. Tase me. Right. Burn that. Get my five frames a second. Nice. Oh, we we need a fire temple thing. Yeah. Oh, wait. What? What you mean? Why is there a timer? What's going to happen now? I would be very curious if I stayed in here for another 50 seconds, but not that curious. All right, the blue one. The blue. The light hours take a lot of freaking magic. All right. No, my fishy wife. It looks like I've shot her. Oh, wait. No, that one's gone. All right. Weird. The water barrier is dispelled. Hurry up. Oh, no. It was there. I was didn't see it before. Okay. Not that it Not that it really matters. Where are those pots? It's just using a different cut scene. I wasn't in that one. I didn't see a room with a pot in that one. I specifically turned around thinking there would be. All right. Well, we'll definitely need the freaking boots for this one. And we're going to need the lens of truth. Uh, or not. Oo, interesting. Okay. So, a hook shot. I guess we're just going to hook shot across. What are you looking down there for, Nav'i? We need to hook shot. I'll be able to get this. We'll be able to get this. It's been a fun nostalgia trip, that's for sure. Uh, maybe a fire arrow. I only have two arrows left, dude. I need to restock. Oh, you are kidding me. Okay. Okay. Well, we're definitely not putting on the damn hover boots. Oh. Oh. Like like bugger off. Oh my goodness. [laughter] There we go. Okay, so I think I think there was more there as well. Hopefully, we'll get arrows here. Oh, take the money. Heck yeah. Right, arrows. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to be extra careful with this. I'm going to throw it over that way. Almost fell off. Okay. And then this one be arrows. Oh, thank you. Oh, you have no idea. Right. So, we got to we got to do this again. We got plenty of time. H up. Uh. Ooh. Well, that was fun. Oh god. Don't. Oh. Oh my god. You dare spit me off the the bloody thing. [laughter] That was so unfair. What? No, you son of a Oh god. Scare the life out of me. [laughter and gasps] Wait, what? There's a map for this place. Okay, unless I get something else here. Oh, there they are. Oh, you found the gold gauntlets. You could feel even more power coursing through your arms. Weird. Okay, so now I can I can I can leave this place if I wanted to. Oh. Oh. Well, I I guess we slowly go like, is this supposed to be spiderw webs? It looks very spiderwebby. Oh, megaton hammer time again. It's hammer time. Oh, wait. No, I need that. Uh-oh. I've opened that up, but uh but uh I can't see my way out. Oh, okay. So, obviously after I clicked the other switch, these appeared. I was thinking where would those golden gauntlets be? Cuz I think there is also another um like giant block in this place. Yeah, you just sort of fall off them. So, I wonder what that is. That's probably to turn the the thing back on. Oh my goodness. Okay. Okay. So, before we shoot this, it looks like there's pots here. Yeah, there's pots here. Okay. So, one's going to have magic, one's going to have arrows. We definitely need to be stuck on those. Interesting that I thought that, you know, the first one was just like that because it was the spirit temple, but no, they all have little golden orbs. The shadow bar is dispelled. Please save the princess. Yeah. You going to twinkle? Oh, so it goes to my door like the That's why I didn't have any parts. Oh, okay. That's right. Put the scale all the way down. So, we got fire, light. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, we need Yeah, we need light is what we need the the big heavy things for. Flip flop. It's too hot here. You're going to die. I mean, if Ganondorf can just do this anyway, why why does he just have it always like this? Every room should just be like on fire and a million bombs about to explode. Nope. Nope. Okay. Like this is his castle. He made this. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Don't care about you. Okay, now we can do the grabby grabs. Going to grab it. Oh, there he goes. Look at that. He's got knees for days. Never skip leg day. I mean, Ganondorf couldn't move that. You kidding me? Do we? I think we do. We're going to have to need a little bit of a runup. Oh, that was close. Oh, god. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, my son. Go, go, go. Oh, because we did that as well. Nice. There it is. Smack him. Yeah. Go on. You can't relight yourself. There's no fire here. Unless it's a timebased thing. Oh, sweet. Oh. Well, you know what? I lose a heart. I go back to the start. It's not the worst thing. You lose a heart, you go back to the start. Sounds like a terrible little uh sing song. Okay. Nice. I feel like that was probably the whole thing, right? Yeah, definitely. Nice. A heart. It knows. It knows I've got enough. It's like you don't need anymore. Uh what else? Light. And I think that's it actually. There he is. The huge ball. The fire bar is dispelled. Hurry up, brother. He's got such a face on. It's such a shame that Twilight Princess showed the cut scene of all the sages like locking Ganon in or Ganondorf into the the Twilight Realm for some reason. And uh and then they just like they made them all look awful cuz I think Twilight Princess was supposed it started off as a sequel to this one. Here he goes. So, the only Zelda game that I haven't played, I think, is and completed is Breath of the Wild, Breath of the Wild 2, and it was it I think was it spirit tracks? I can't remember. Oh, can I just do this to him? Wait, what? Why can't I use my magic? What the hell? Why couldn't Why can't I Okay, well, whatever. I guess I'll just attack him then. There we go. Stupid bat. Okay. Right. We're taking off the shoes. I hate the shoes. So far, we we even did the the what do we call it? We did the water temple thing and it didn't even um it didn't even ask us to put on our iron boots. Oh, okay. There it is. There's the true chest. Nice. Nice of Ganondorf to give us extra like help. Like here you go, boy. Take the golden gauntlets. Oh my god, I got a key. I was going to say, is that it? That would be so funny. Oh ho ho ho. I'd love the idea that he actually designed this. That would be an early flash animation, wouldn't it? Like Kadolf Master, what do we put in the castle? I don't know. How about a room dedicated to each of the temples I've destroyed? >> This is perfect, master. >> Oh, and also give him like the golden gauntlets. He'll love those. Another key. And that it. No. Oh, we got a minute. Minute on the clock. Arrows. One. Okay. Two. Do we look around? Uh, yep. There's a hook shot up there. I did not mean to click that. I meant to click back. Oh, right. And uh, this this gave me what? How long? A whole minute. Uh, is there more? I don't understand. Oh, okay. Was there was there was there more of them like hanging around? Oh, there was [laughter] there was one more like I feel like I've done it. Oh, there's no there's no thing here. Oh, it's a wall master. It was all a trick. You're going to explode into more. Why is it when I predict it that nothing happens? Oh, is that a land of truth? [groaning] There it is. There's the real one. Oh, that was clever. All right, here we go. We're going to take on G and Dan. Oh, damn. I should I should have got the the pots. Okay. Oh, there he is. [laughter] Old man. The light bar is dispelled. Hurry, Link. I used to do an old man voice for Tiny Dino World and I'll have to rewatch that series because I can't remember how I did it. As soon as I hear it, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. So, is that them all done? Surely not. Oh, no, it is. He's not protected anymore. Ice arrow. Where'd you get the ice arrow from? You would think it's got to be somewhere icy, right? You would think it's got to be ice related. So, it's got to be in the Zora domain or something. That's where the unicorn fountain was in the beta. Also, if Ganon's so omnipotent and omnipresent and everything that he was like, "Ah, Zelda, you're in the the spirit of temple, whatever. Temple of time. Got you." And could just make a barrier appear. Why couldn't he just have done that to me as well? All right, Link. Yep. >> [laughter] >> It's so stupid. No, I'll just catch her. But you, boy, I want to I want to face you like a man. Come on then. Throw it backwards. I like it. Becomes part of the scenery. In we go. Great fairies fountain. Now, is it going to give me the hearts for when I I don't even know. It might be. It might be though. Normally Zelda Zelda Zelda games have that thing where if you have full health, you do extra damage. And apparently that was also supposed to be in the game that you'd fire off a a little beam when you got full health. But alas, hello again. It's me seven years later. I rescued you. Still not a patch. Not a patch. Welcome, Flipflam. I'm the great fairy of courage. Oo. I'm going to enhance your defensive power. Oh, so this is the the Nairu's shield or something. Although it doesn't look blue. Oh my god. What are you doing? Wait. Oh, I take less damage now. Oh, so that's what the hearts Why the hearts look like that? Oh my god, I just got a buff. I don't know if I wanted a buff. Your defensive power is enhanced. Your defensive powers have been enhanced. Damage inflicted by enemies will be reduced by half. I kind of like having it hard though. When I was about Yeah. Go see me again. Why did you just heal? You probably just healed. Oh, I've got full magic though. That's good. Okay, so we missed how many pieces of heart could you have if they're all 1 2 3 4 5 6 seven times that by four. You know, that's 28 pieces of hard that we've missed. Is I might have one or two, but there's a lot. And that's what I loved about this game when I was a kid and probably why it didn't feel as brutal when I, you know, I was doing the war temple straight was that you would you could go off and you could investigate other things and do little mini stories and things like that. I mean, I've enjoyed this play through though. All right. Okay. Come on, Gon man. Is it just going to be the stairs? What's it going to be? I love I love the music on the stairs, though. A actually his castle. Oh, but the music. Ah, well, I got you though. Do we need even need to bother killing you guys? I don't think so. Oh, it did a quarter. Look at that. Oh, I have to fight something in here. Oh, what are these? Dino Dino Dulus. Use your shield well to fight when Z targeting. I don't have a Well, I can't use my shield, so I'm just going to do that. Oh, [laughter] that normally kills a lesser lizardman. Go on, attack me. Oh, well, okay. So, they're just like twice as tough. But since I've got the defensive thing a killed them better, don't do anything. All right, three. Also, they put an anti-pirate thing into this game where if you if you pirated the game, you would be able to get all the way to the end and then one, the doors wouldn't open for you. That's so naughty of Zelda to do that. Or sorry, Nintendo to do that. Is there another one? Hey, I did. Oh, no. Well, I mean, he normally does like two hits or something or two hearts of damage. Damn, look. Look at Ganondorf having his own boss key. Didn't even have a map or a cumbersus. [laughter] It should look different, right? That'd be cool. But the boss doors, he's got freaking boss doors. Look at that. They're just normal doors. A well, is it worth doing? We may as well, right? Never mind. They That did a lot of damage. Okay. Uh, what does the light arrow do? Does it I mean, I remember with Dark Knuts in Wind Waker that they would just instantly like evaporate. Ah, nothing. >> [groaning] [groaning] >> Oh, damn it. I got too close to him. Oh, wait. What? I end up looking. Oh. Oh, can I get both of them? Oh, yes. Oh, no. Oh, I thought I got both of them in one hit. There we go. Oh, thanks for the hearts, though. I'll take them. More hearts, please. Very good. Took more. Uh, [laughter] I've healed more while I've been here. This is good. He's such a He's such a kind man. >> Here it is. Oh, look at the potuses. So many potters. Oh, the final staircase. This is so cool. The music building. Everything we've done leading up to this point like more instruments come into it. Are you ready, guys? Let's go. And I love that this music was actually diagetic music. Ganondorf was playing a piece. No. No. Look at him go. I like how he didn't do anything with it. I could take the wisdom. I could have the what? The Triforce of Power and Wisdom. Nah. Oh, my Triforce looked weird. They're [gasps and sighs] all in one room. So good. So good. Huh. The Triforce parts are resonating. They are combining into one again. The two Triforce parts that I could not capture on that day seven years ago. I didn't expect they would be hidden within you two. And now finally, all the Triforce parts have gathered here. These toys are too much for you. I command you to return them to me. >> [screaming] >> Oh no, he's using Warlock punch. Flim Flam, I can't help you because of the waves of darkness. I can't get close. I'm sorry. Flipflop. Here he goes. Grave King of Evil Ging, right? His biggest weakness. [screaming] Oh no. Oh, that's not what I wanted to do. Oh, come on. That's not fair. Oh, nice. Give me a second. I need to get up. He's like, "Oh, that was easy." He was so easy to kill. Right, right, I'm here. And the only place that's okay. Right. I'm ready, guys. Hy. Who said bottles didn't have a purpose? Hya hya hya. So, are we going to fight soon or we just going to, you know, do this together for like ages? Yeah, we good. Wait, is he not going to do anything? I need to move. This is it. We're just locked. [laughter] He's like, "Fight me with your damn sword. Would you stop using the bottle?" You know what? I don't I don't think the bottle's doing [laughter] anything. It's the longest back and forth I think I've ever seen. All right, fine. A There you go. Oh, wait. Hold on. That's Oh, hold on. That's not what I meant to do. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. I meant to hit you with an arrow. Right. I guess we have to use the sword. Although it's funny that you can do the uh you know you can do the bottle. It just apparently he's uh he doesn't like that. Don't know why. No, he tried it though. Oh. Oh, it looks so cool. Oh, come on. Ready. Oh, we can talk. It's Gandalf, the king of evil. I have no idea what his weak point is. I think it's his head or his eyeballs. Oh, there he goes. He's done. He's done. Oh, he's going to do a big punch to the ground. No. Oh, you're not. Oh, cool. Oh, that was terrible of me. [laughter] Oh, at least he's, you know, he's what do you call it? Um, I can't remember the word. This isn't like He's humble. That's right. At least he's humble. Not me laughing at you when you getting hit by things. Oh, well done. Well done. Well done. [laughter] Oh, his cape starting to have damage. Didn't even notice. This is Sorry, guys. This is probably the most scuffed Ganondorf fight you've ever seen. I mean, why don't you just, you know, pick your cave up the whole time. >> Right. Up the body. Okay. Apparently. Oh, there's another door there. Can we go through it? Are you going to do your big hit? Oh my goodness. Oh, I don't think we can do anything against this, though. I think we literally just need to like Yeah, like try and dodge it. There we go. I like those ones. That's good. Do those ones. He only let me hit me. Let me hit him once though. That time. Oh, for God's sake. What if we do a massive hit first? Go on then. Do your thing. Oh god. >> [groaning] >> Oh, damn it. Oh, can I hit him when he does that with the uh the arrow? Yes. Silly me. Uh, he's dead. That was it. Easiest game of my life. [laughter] Oh, is he going to cover blood? The great evil king got it off beaten by this kid. Oh no, it's a sensed one. It's green. Flip flop. Flip flop. [groaning] [screaming] Uhoh. Uhoh. He's put inscription on the walls. I like how he uses his power to blow up the windows and not me. He's like Vegeta when you try to kill Buu. It's like, uh, I didn't do anything. Well, that's me dead. [laughter] Destructive wave. Not very effective. There she is, a princess with a skirt slightly peeking out of the diamond. Well done, Ganondorf. Pitiful man. Without a strong righteous mind, he could not control the power of the gods. And what what else were you going to say? And what? Any stinky? Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Flimflam, listen to me. This tower will collapse soon. With his last breath, Gandalf is trying to crush you. Crush us in the ruins of the tower. We need to hurry and escape. I love I've got the I've got the um I've got the hover boots. Plus, I've fallen off greater heights and taken only one heart of damage. I'm good. [laughter] Yeah, but I only have one heart. The frames. Let's go. The frames. So, this is the part when if you you'd like what you called it? Um Oh, look there. The bridge is gone. Oh, cool. If you'd uh pirated the game, when Zelda does this, they don't open. But she goes through, but you can't. And that's it. You're just left to die. >> I was going to say, where where are we? >> Where is she? Oh my gosh, she's taking all her time. Come on, love. [laughter] Oh, maybe it's one of them. One of them. I don't know if it's that one, but it's one of these. Oh god. If I If I've come all this way [laughter] and then for some odd reason, I've downloaded the Nothing. [laughter] Well, do it. Oh, well. Oh, look at all the rocks. That's right. Oh god, she's quite a good runner actually when she wants to be. [gasps] How do you have this power? I thought you were wisdom. You were wise, not strong. Not not like a wizard. Although laughing you. Ah, he's got hit in the face. Oh. Oh. Wait. What? Oh no. Stos. Oh, it's always you guys. Yeah, little cheeky kiddies. It's all good. Don't worry. I got all my health back as well. All right. Nabi man, focus on the the enemy at hand here. Oh, he was going for it like Thank you, Flimflam. Now, let's hurry for me. Oh, then we got ages. Now that I know that can happen, I I was my heart was in my mouth [laughter] every time. It still is. We've got one more to go. What do you mean? I'm fine. Don't I'm worried now that it just won't just won't open and I'm screwed. Okay, one last one. Ah, [screaming] how dare you. Come on. Okay, we're done. We're done. I think we're done. I think we're done. Oh, we're not. What are you doing? Just go. What you mean? Oh, no. You're hurt. Look, you can make it up to me later. All right. Okay, that must be the last one. That must be the last one. Oh my god, a red. I didn't see that. Oh no. Get off me. It [laughter] was I didn't know he was here. Oh my god. This This is the final boss. >> Ah, we'll leave him be. [laughter] Let Let him Let him burn. Let him burn in the fire. Come on then. Where? Keep going. Am I supposed to follow right behind you? Is that what I'm supposed to do to not get hit? Oh, almost a whole minute clear time there. Nice. There we go. I mean, the architecture was a bit crap, let's be honest. Oh, I didn't notice it had the the colors down the side. What was it made out of? Papier-mâché. Sounds like it was made out of plywood with that sound effect. Oh, did it just cough up bricks? [laughter] Down. It falls. How? I don't know. Is it going to all explode? Trying to remember how this goes. I'm pretty sure it just flattens. Nicely. Nicely folded away. Hey, you got to give it to him. He knew how to fold a castle. Well, there you go. We win. What an epic final fight that was. Not. [laughter] It's over. It's finally over. Ah, yes. One of those classic phrases like, "We did it." Before it all goes to hell. Flim Flam, I'm sorry I couldn't help you in the battle before. It's all right, Nav'i. Don't worry. Sit back. I got this. Something made a noise. Something evil. What is that sound? I don't know, but it's something the bottle will be able to fix. I'm sure of it. Now, I don't know how to beat this guy. I think you hit the tail. Oh, there he is. You can't die. How does Ganondorf survive the Master Sword all the time? It's supposed to kill evil, yet it doesn't seem to do a good job of it. There he is. His true form. Gadon. No, my master sword. Ah, I don't need it anyway. There's no way he's going to hold me back again. This time we fight together. Oh, give me goosebumps. We got this. Dabby. Hit him with his pig nose. Kick him in the face. You going to do a new Oh, wait. Do I have the Megaton hammer or something? Do I just have to re-equip my other sword, which was probably already equipped? So, normally you're not supposed to have a sword, but now I have a sword. So, there we go. Oh, [screaming] well then. Oh god, you are awful, mate. All this build up. I've had better fights with lizardman. Wait, is Nav'i going to like Canon? I really have no idea what his weak point is. We said that last time. What about the glowy tail? Hasn't hit me once. Wow. I think we're doing a good job here. Like, are we supposed to do something? I don't know if we're supposed to do something. Bombs. Oh, okay. I like how it doesn't even try to block the bloody arrows. How many hits does this guy take? Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, he's just like he he just eats him with his face. I've got like one arrow left. Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. So, is he getting tired or something? Oh, yeah. Oh, can keep up with my skipping. There we go. Okay. Flipflop. The Master Sword is here. Hurry up. Okay. Oh, sorry. Hold on. I got to go get it. There it is. Finally, a shorter, stubbier, less damaging sword. Great. Come on then. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Oh. Oh, that was that was good. That was good. Go on. Tie yourself out, dude. Come on. Or I could just do this. There we go. All right. Oh, that's it. I'm out of magic now, though. This is going to be a bit tough. Oh my god, he hit me. Come on, get tired, dude. You're going to hit me. >> Can I get round him? I'm just just slowly trying to >> Is there Oh, hold on. Hold on. Can I do this? Yeah. Just rolling. Oh, roll. I mean, if only you went so big, huh? Okay. Maybe maybe a little bit of damage there. Yep. Yep. Can't see what the hell's going on. That's Oh, well, we're down to our last hop. Oh, dear. We just got to roll. Just got to roll. Oh, I'm dead. Oh, wait. What? That didn't That didn't hurt me. This is where I hope I've got a fairy. Oh, that'll do. [laughter] There's probably hearts in the other thing, isn't it? Yeah. There we go. Probably should have, you know, got the other ones, but here we are. Oh my Oh my god, it just gave me like all the health in the world. Is he dead yet? Woo! There we go. Oh, there we go. Finally, she does something. Kiko, I'm using [laughter] my bow to hold evil king. You use your sword and deliver the final blow. Oh, sorry. Was I supposed to do that now? Oh my goodness. It's glowy. All right, then. Sorry, dude. Hooks. [laughter] Hoots. Hoots. Right through the head. Should have left the sword in it. That would have been way cool. Sixers. No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ancient creators of Hyrule. Now open the sealed door and send the evil incarnation of darkness into the void of the evil realm. We have one of those. Why do we have one of those? Put all the evil stuff in there. Sorry. Looking sleepy as always. Napping on the job. They weren't the credits of Hyrule. Where? Where's Where's the other, you know, Din Ferrer Roshi? Did he just vanish? You curse you, Zelda. Curse you, sages. Is he going to say my name? And curse you, Flip Flam. God, say it. Curse you, Flip Flam. [laughter] Someday when this seal is broken, you'll all be dead. That is when I will exterminate your descendants. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was right. I could became a man again. Do you want to stay pig form? As long as the Triforce of Power is in my hand. So is that is there I don't even know what the law is for Ganondorf for Ganon. He has the Triforce of Power. Is there any way to just cut off his hand and just get get it out or is it was that just a symbol? Here we go. Shadows in the clouds. She's in that classic anime shy thing where they hold their own. Thank you, Flimflam. You're welcome. Thanks to you, Gandalf has been sealed inside the evil realm. Thus, peace will once again reign in this world for a time. Surely knows it's not forever. All the tragedy that has befallen Hyrule was my doing. I was so young, I could not comprehend the consequences of trying to control the sacred realm. I dragged you into it, too. Now, it is time for me to make up for my mistakes. You must lay the master sword to rest and close the door of time. However, by doing this, the road between times will be closed. Flim flam, give the give, give, give, give. [laughter] As a sage, I can return you to your original time with it. No, it's mine. I learned all my cool cool songs. Oh, when peace returns to Hyrule, it will be time for us to say goodbye. Is that right? Oh, okay. Now go home, Flimplam. Regain your lost time. Home where you were supposed to be. the way you are supposed to be. But I was I was the destiny child without no destiny. Now what am I? Don't do it, Zelda. I turned into a stones. Don't do it. She knew what she was doing. She was like, "Bye. [laughter] Cheers for helping me. Thank you, Flim Flam. Goodbye. Does it ruin the ending a little bit knowing that like this version of Link goes back, becomes a child, you know? It's like, oh, you you get your your childhood back but then ends up dying. Like the hero of time turns into a steal with a theory being that he went to the lost woods going to see the great deu tree or or whatever. But now that he doesn't have a fairy, spoilers, Nabi leaves him at the end that uh he just gets lost and turns into stealth. I'd like to imagine that he lives a full life and then in his time of passing or whatever near his time of death, he deliberately goes into the Lost Wood to become a Stalos, but knowing that like he'll be a good Stalos. like I want to live forever. See you guys later. Lost Woods it is. I don't know. I I I feel like I need to be clued up now on the law because otherwise it's it's a it's a hollow victory cuz you know the Gandalf comes back. You know that this hero of time helps out Twilight Princess's hero or whatever that's the hero Twilight whatever. Um I don't know. For me, completing this game, I remember as a kid, it it meant a lot. Truly meant a lot. And um Majura's Mask more so, I feel, cuz that came out what, like a year or two later. Um and in that one, it felt like there was legit stories and drama going on with that one. Um, and I just remember the ending of that one being like like, "Oh my god, that [laughter] was so cool. That was the game." But seeing as I never sort of played any um JRPGs, RPGs in general, this was like my my first. Even if you could, could you call that an RPG? It's not really an RPG, I suppose. Or is it? I don't know. I know what it qualifies it as. I'm I wonder what I thought when I was when I was seven reading the credits and going shin sha fo take tei moto [laughter] I I know for a fact I wouldn't have thought um oh yeah there's this Japanese game or whatever I was just like this really cool game from Nintendo I Nintendo is just an American company. Hello. Going to the Lost Woods. We see all the pose. All the fire. Yes. This is the stuff that like is awesome. This is I think this is what uh Majura's Mask did at the end as well. So like [music] the ending, the afterparties, this, you know, what happened, the celebrations, the ah, it's so cool. Kiri left the forest. Dude, what? Could they do that? I mean, I know it's all just like they just took the assets and had fun with it, but still. What? They became a quartet. It was meant cows. I've never seen the cows outside the barn. And you probably never seen the cows cuz I think I cut that bit. [laughter] There's so many bits I cut. We went to the uh Oh, look. She She's not allergic to them anymore. Oh, the giant Goron. I've been making earthquakes. He's got the same dance moves as the other guy. Yeah, I I can't remember what I What did I cut? Yeah, this is That's sad. Like his daughter's gone. Meon's sort of like friend is gone. Oh, what's that? Oh, how did he get here? That would have taken ages. So, as a sage, they just never interact now. There they go to look after the world. Oh, yeah, man. I mean, I remember talking to a friend. Uh, well, not talking to a friend. I was watching a video he made and he was talking about how just it feels like Zelda became so mainstream that it's not it doesn't get appreciated anymore. When this came out, especially Japanese action club or Japan action club and art vision when this came out, dude, this is such a big deal like for me and like no one I knew played this. None of my friends, there was no internet. There was nothing. This was in a vacuum. I played this. I completed it. so much and I couldn't talk to anybody about it at all. You were just there with this like amazing story, an amazing game and you were like, "Well, it's over." And I also can't enjoy it anymore. I can't [laughter] talk about it with anyone. But luckily, I think uh my mom played this. My mom completed this as well. She's the reason why I got into video games in the first place. She played like Link to the Past, Links Awakening, and played video games with me as a kid. And then this is it. The end. Nav'i gets her freedom. She fulfilled her duty and disappears. Probably back to the Lost Woods for our next assignment. Such a good score. Oh, I freaking get goosebumps still. presented by Nintendo before they became bad when it was about making games, not charging people out the woo. And there was a time when they copyright struck everyone's video who uploaded a let's play on any game that was Nintendo. And they forced people to sign a contract that made made you split the ad revenue with Nintendo. I remember those days. I probably still got the email of like from Machinima back in the day saying, "Oh, look, there's Bowser and Luigi." I've still got the email and it's probably it's like, "Don't sign anything from Nintendo." And that's it. Do they remember each other? What's the story? What they got to say? Do they Do they know? Do they Legend of Zelda? Awkward of time. The end. Oh, it's so good. That's it. I think does it just stay on this screen now? Old games used to do this. Like you you couldn't click anything and that was it. Like the game just got to this point was like hard end. That's it. It saved your game beforehand, but that's it. Wow. What a game. What a game. And thank you so much for uh watching the whole series. I say series, the whole video. God, who knows how long it is. I've still got to edit some of it. But thank you so much. Uh maybe we'll do some more. I don't know. We'll see how this goes. But I just wanted to, you know, with the new uh the trailer and the Ocarine of Time remake sort of, you know, now coming out, like let's go back. Let's visit the game. the the game that I remember so fondly and I haven't played in almost third well 28 years it's been I think damn been a long time. So thank you for joining me on this adventure. It's been a nostalgic trip. I've loved it. Until next time I'll see you guys in another video. Bye-bye.