THE DARK TRUTH W/ ERICA DUCHESS, JOJO ALONSO, DC YOUNG FLY & KARLOUS MILLER

Hey, what's up? It's your man Carlos Miller. September 3rd. What you doing? Let's kick it at center stage. Yes, I'm bringing the one man show back. >> That's your man right there. I can tell y'all dress alike. That's your man right there. Y'all kind of dressed similar. At what phase of the relationship do y'all start dressing alike? Ladies, if you got that kind of [ __ ] I don't want none. September 3rd, Atlanta, Georgia. Grab those tickets, man. Carlos Miller one man show you talking about >> you get DRUNK [ __ ] out you talking about what's that smell some people ain't going to know what that smell is until they go stick their finger in and do like this >> that stink you knew THAT WHEN YOU WALK ALL THE WAY OVER there >> some people be like that >> growing up so we had [ __ ] mice OH. OH. >> HEY. HEY. TIME OUT NOW. >> TIME OUT. THAT'S WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE AT. >> WE HAD NO RATS. >> Who had no mouth traps around here? >> We got a little rat. >> Hey, let me tell you something. I don't play with no [ __ ] rats >> at all. They wasn't that. >> No. >> When a rat get in your house, that is the worst [ __ ] in the cuz they not [ __ ] scared of you. They not. >> They not scared. >> Let me tell you. This [ __ ] will come out and stand on YOUR DRESSER AND SHOW you the [ __ ] they >> mean. I I miss I miss being around goofy stupid people. So you can just >> just laugh all day cuz when I be by myself, I be stressed and nothing be funny. >> Oh, nothing is [ __ ] love this episode. It was very wholesome. Even though we our our traumas Oh [ __ ] I shouldn't have started jumping like this. >> Well, my wish I could play the [ __ ] guitar, man. Oh, these [ __ ] they hate me. Well, they hate me now. >> Let them know. >> Well, they going to be like, "This [ __ ] they be like, "God, gave that [ __ ] all the talents." >> WHAT THEY BE SAYING? DON'T get started. Come on now. Come on now. Don't even get me stuck. >> I wanted to do that WITH YOU. >> LISTEN, BRO. THEY BE LIKE, "GO ALL THE TIME." I know, [ __ ] But the crazy part about it, [ __ ] it's hard to use them all at the same time on you. [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Straight up. >> I be trying to unload your [ __ ] I be like, "What? >> Huh?" >> No, my brother. >> I want to get you like a little plate or something. That goddamn guitar so smooth, bro. That's some of the smoothest [ __ ] in the on all the musicians, bro. These are the most smoothest instruments. You have a harp. >> You have a harp. >> Mhm. >> That's some of the prettiest [ __ ] in the world. I sit harp. >> I sit and listen to that [ __ ] all day. I go to sleep. >> No cap. >> Um, >> I found a black girl in Atlanta. >> Oh, well, I was in the mood with a [ __ ] that play harp. She really famous for that [ __ ] like that [ __ ] And I went to school with a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'mma do a song with her. I'm going to let her play the harp live on the record. The guitar, the piano, saxophone. >> Mhm. My dad play >> saxophone. [ __ ] [ __ ] your [ __ ] playing that saxophone. >> No cap. I I swear on them ladies crazy about my daddy. You know, my mom as [ __ ] too. >> Yeah, but that ain't smooth. That's some old slave [ __ ] That's her talking. >> No, no, no, no. >> From a jazz era, too, though. That's really That's a jazz base. No, but you know for real. >> But a harp, >> I fell in love with just it's just just the vibrations of that [ __ ] That [ __ ] is crazy. How you THE MOMENT THEY START PLAYING BUT I DON'T EVEN MOVE. >> I just sit there. I be like, "Bro, this shit's amaz." And how they know >> where the [ __ ] to go. >> Talking about with the strings. >> Yes. It's like they know exactly like they fingers. >> That [ __ ] is That [ __ ] is amazing. Just keep playing, [ __ ] I just I'm here. Keep playing. Just keep doing it. >> Just keep on playing. >> Yeah. There was a lady playing um the heart. We was in um St. Thomas >> for real. >> Yeah. She was just in the middle of the lobby >> going in at five. >> Yeah. >> You got a We recording about you. >> I >> Oh, hold up. I'm still eating. >> No, [ __ ] They caught you on that. >> Not while I'm eating. >> No, [ __ ] That's going to be on THE PREVIEW, TOO. WE GOT TO SHOW THESE [ __ ] IT'S REAL LIFE HERE IN THE FIELD. [ __ ] ain't ate eight all year. >> Yeah, I don't care. >> Sh had two pork chops sandwich. I'm so >> How many she ate? >> Two, >> bro. That [ __ ] >> bro. Damn, >> she ate them so smooth. >> I don't think she had like a real She like, "What y about [ __ ] with y'all? Is >> that a pork chop?" I'mma tell the [ __ ] up later. I can't wait. God damn. >> I love pork chops, too. >> Love pork chop. You need to stop, too. High blood pressure, man. >> But I don't eat it like that no more. I don't even know the last time I ate one. But I will eat one. Good hell. >> Tell they good to hell. >> You feel me? >> Tell my nose. I >> hate that for real. >> What? I tell them folks, man, take that [ __ ] out of uh take that [ __ ] off the even a contribute to that [ __ ] >> I don't want to p >> I ain't going to contribute to that hot blood, man. >> I don't want to pork chop that bad. Now >> listen, bro. >> If you treat your treat chicken all my [ __ ] life. >> Mhm. >> That [ __ ] was >> You trying to [ __ ] was doing me dirty, boy. >> If anything going to do it to me, it going to be a pork top sandwich. Mhm. I used to probably me about 3 or 4:00 in the morning. >> [ __ ] I would go on remember talking Waffle House is my spot. So I would go to Waffle House, eat bro like three times a week. Damn. >> That [ __ ] had me in pain. >> Yeah. >> No, I'm dead serious. Eat. I can't walk pain. I eat that [ __ ] early in the morning about 11:00. I'm hurt like a [ __ ] Hurting. I'm not just hurting like like food poison hurt. You ever had food poison? [ __ ] felt like that. Okay. Glad. >> I got food porn from Glattus Night. >> From Glattus Night. >> That restaurant. >> Yeah. >> Me and my son. >> You record it. >> But that [ __ ] Yeah, we about to be. >> Oh, >> but that [ __ ] I started eating pork. That [ __ ] felt like food poison every time I ate that [ __ ] >> I had I ate pork. >> Pork. It's my um as once I start paying attention to my body and now I'm trying to figure out why I'm so sluggish and I'm just like >> no pork is just shellfish. M yeah. >> But um I had to start watching what I eat because of my acid reflux. That's the worst [ __ ] ever in the world. Nobody [ __ ] be thinking that [ __ ] I don't wish that on nobody. I don't wish that on nobody either. I don't wish that nobody is not right, man. That [ __ ] is not like supposed to be in your body. >> [ __ ] don't not understand that [ __ ] hurt. >> Yeah. >> And you know what? You know what trigger it, right? Food, stress, >> stress. >> He don't even know you stressed out till he starts hurting. No stress was and it wasn't even me. >> It wasn't my It was my stomach. It was my chest. My throat and my chest. >> You got it, too. >> Hell yeah, >> man. I got it back. >> I don't have it. I don't have it. >> I got a real bad so bad. I be I got to throw up in order for it to go away. >> And then it be like you get in that bag. Where y'all peas at? >> Oh, I got I got my pill. >> Mine on me. >> I got my pills. >> Mine on me like right now. >> Yeah. What? You got a >> b. >> Oh, [ __ ] I got I got accept. You old the [ __ ] you DID AL THAT [ __ ] DON'T WORK NO MORE MAN >> WE DON'T USE DIFFERENT I used I used Okay this [ __ ] works instantly inant but my you take that alka cell >> then you going to throw up >> no I don't know [ __ ] I don't drinking salt water >> that [ __ ] work that [ __ ] made my stomach hurt even more >> nu >> what about Zante you know Zante had a recall no business >> yeah I don't mess with them no more >> I think Pepto made it worse I used to carry Pepto in my book I got my [ __ ] on me right now. >> Pepto made it worse. >> [ __ ] >> I used to drink that [ __ ] before just so I couldn't have acid reflux. >> I got a little tablets >> mother. >> Yeah, that's >> I just don't I don't eat no more. I don't know what's in this [ __ ] >> I used to drink white I used to can drink white alcohol but I can't drink my alcohol. That never mind. I can't drink it no more. >> What? No, this ain't good right here. Oh, yes it is. >> Yes, that is my water. Hey, don't throw away my water. But yeah, I can't drink. I can't drink white no more. >> Why? >> Cuz whatever in it trigger my ass. But I stop drinking. >> Just asking. >> So now when I go get a lemon drop, I ask for um some tequila in it. >> Tequila that black. >> Or some uh or some um ain't vodka. >> They black. >> What you mean? >> Tequila. Black. >> Yeah. Everybody say black. They usually say dark. >> I ain't no alcohol [ __ ] I ain't going to lie. I'm scared of that [ __ ] bro. Don't blame me. That's good. >> I don't like that [ __ ] I I ain't never saw nothing good out of that [ __ ] bro. Like I ain't even know folks just be having fun, bro. Something going to pop off, bro. >> [ __ ] Who don't like >> I ain't never been around somebody just be drunk and have a good ass time. Well, that [ __ ] turn. That [ __ ] going to turn up, buddy. >> Yeah. For about 2 hours. >> I hate it. It got to a point where it if I start out to drinking >> out of there. >> At first beers. >> When they first start, the first hour, they just socializing, drinking, drinking, drinking. >> Piss. What you said? >> Then about hour two and a half, that's when the party start. About 2 and 1/2 hours to 3 hours. >> Then [ __ ] get mean, pissy, and sleepy. >> I don't know who y'all hanging on like that. What you mean? >> We be a vibe, >> man. Get away from me. >> I be having all that. >> Get away from me. How Tim say get away from me. >> I do. >> I got no looking like somebody dead. >> You do alcohol? >> I am somebody dead. >> Say you drink alcohol. >> See how I said like alcohol is drug. You drink alcohol. >> My cup is right there. >> You [ __ ] around. >> You know what? I got tips at one good time. I was a young [ __ ] though. 17. You should get tested about once a year. >> No, but I don't like it. I don't like that tingly feeling. >> What's the tingling? >> I don't know what that [ __ ] is, but do something smooth. >> It tingly. It's like I feel like before you get drunk, >> there's a tingling sensation that you must go through. It is. >> I don't like that. >> Uh-huh. >> That little tingly. >> One thing about drinking though, that's that's the most honest to me. Drinking will let you know if you really like yourself or not. >> Drinking. >> Hell yeah. >> Why you say that? Cuz that [ __ ] you turn into when you're drunk. >> What's this? >> Tell you everything about yourself. >> Stop, man. Stop it. Stop it. >> Somebody said that to me. Somebody said when they shoulders when they loosen up their shoulders and their shoulders came from here to here. >> Uh-uh. >> They knew they was lit. >> I can't do it, bro. But that [ __ ] caught up. It snuck up on me when I was a young [ __ ] cuz I'm playing pool with my sister boyfriend. I take I'm young as hell. I took one wine cooler. A wine cooler. >> Took another one. I DOUBLED UP >> WINE COOLER. >> I'M SUITED ON TWO WINE COOLERS. >> What flavor? What flavor, >> man? Strawberry. >> I don't know. Strawberry. >> Strawberry wine cooling. >> [ __ ] I'm on a [ __ ] I'm talking [ __ ] I like [ __ ] my sister don't even like you, [ __ ] >> You wanted to say that [ __ ] anyway. >> Yeah, that's it. The wine cooler ain't going to make you do all that. >> No, it did. That's called liquor courage. >> Listen, I was so >> That [ __ ] lasted like 15 minutes. >> 15 minutes. [ __ ] was drunk for 15 minutes, man. [ __ ] out of here. >> Tip off a wine cooler. >> I take a tip. >> That [ __ ] do take you on a >> It's like a >> It's a roller coaster. >> It ain't no like you going to stay here, [ __ ] This ain't no >> You're not on alcohol. Shut up, dude. >> You just have a low tolerance like me. I know I have a lot low tolerance. I know >> now. >> Huh? >> Now? >> No, no, no, no. Always. Always. But no, no, no, no, no, no. See, look how you say no. Get drunk. >> No. I I No. I got drunk before. I get drunk, I will get [ __ ] up. But I have a low tolerance. Like right now, if I drink all this, it's over with. >> It's rap. >> Yeah. If I drink this, it's over with. >> Like I know. Like >> if I drink all this drink, you going to be [ __ ] up. I'm like, "So, do you know >> talking about somebody can [ __ ] you? >> Somebody can [ __ ] >> drink." >> Let me see how much it >> Let me see. I want to see too. I want to see how much >> I know. If I drink that, it's over with. >> I mean, that's over with is a lot. >> That's how much it take for you to get drunk to find somebody >> for you to get [ __ ] >> Somebody going to [ __ ] me once. >> This about this much. I'm just letting Y'ALL KNOW. >> ONE DOUBLE SHOT. >> ONE double shot. >> But still though, this is dangerous, Los. If this can [ __ ] tell me it's dangerous. No, what I'm saying is I'm so nervous. What if I accidentally drunk that? >> Oh, I'll be so scared. I'll be like, "Oh, bro, please take me home >> now. Now, [ __ ] Oh, please take me home, but I don't know what I'm about to do." >> You got about >> Yeah. >> You turn to the little thing. Let me float outside >> the car dealership. >> You got a good You got a good about like 30 35 minutes before it really hit you for real. >> Take me home. I'm scared. Take me home. Oh, it going to be my first time. What you going to do? I'm going sweat, have fun for about 30 minutes, and start crying. >> I'm I'm get sick >> or want to have sex. >> I'm I'mma trip out cuz I'm drunk. Drunk lotion. You don't drink at all either, do you? >> No. Maybe once a year I have a little >> I get [ __ ] up. Or if I'm somewhere where they ain't got no weed. I get >> See, I drink like your >> I don't like I can't [ __ ] up around a bunch of alcoholics. I don't [ __ ] with that. >> That's why I don't I don't do drugs. Like I can't snout no powder. >> You be you don't do that. You tell me to go to the bathroom. >> No. >> Oh, >> no. No. >> Get this off the table, man. Come to the bathroom and [ __ ] >> My bad. I thought everybody with it. >> No, it's two people that's with that. >> But you know what? You know what though? Alcohol like when a person like a real alcoholic that that that addition is worse than I think crack. >> Yeah. >> What? >> Alcohol addiction. Yes. >> Because now your body need it. >> Alcohol addiction is your body need crack. I don't >> Your body need crack too. >> Your body need crack too. But like alcohol it's like >> is that a real statistic? >> Yeah. >> Let me look that up. >> See the thing about alcohol is it it it goes great with all your other addictions. >> If you got a gambling addiction, you could be drinking too. If you smoke correct, you definitely be drinking. That's what I'm saying. >> Smart. >> Everything that it's a great >> It's an addiction. >> Yeah. addiction. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And it go And it goes with all your [ __ ] >> And you know And you know what else do too? Cigarettes. >> Yep. Yep. >> All drug addicts love cigarettes. >> I don't [ __ ] with them cigarettes. >> They got cigarettes. >> Alcohol. Oh man. They getting >> gambling and having sex. >> And having sex. You paying for if you get drunk, you going to have sex. And after you have sex, you going to want a cigarette. >> Cigarette. And you might want to [ __ ] again. So what you about to do? Drink again. >> Damn coffee. >> That is so >> Then when you get up in the morning, you got to drink coffee. >> Yeah. And you got to have a cigarette with that coffee. >> Got to have a cigarette with THAT COFFEE. >> AND YOU MIGHT PUT SOME LIQUOR in the coffee IF YOU A DRINKER DRINKER DRINKER. >> OH, that is so true. I know somebody that do that. >> This [ __ ] getting [ __ ] up right now. >> Trying to see that. That wasn't the right statistic. >> No, it's true though. Alcohol um addition is worse than crack. >> What? >> That ain't she looking up alcohol worse than there has been more. There has more uh no people suck dick for crack. Don't nobody suck dick for no liquor. >> Ain't nobody alcohol in there. >> Do suck dick for alcohol though. >> Right before the alcohol come. YOU GOT ALCOHOL. >> WHAT? >> OKAY. Oh do. >> But I'm saying to be outside like man you got some alcohol. >> Need a place to stay at a lot. >> You right. Yeah, but I think the effect on your I just seen I don't seen an alcoholic and I don't seem like a crack person. I And I think >> the best thing about being an alcoholic though is you don't have to be one by yourself. >> What you get? >> They always got a >> They always got a group of friends or people who would drink with them >> who understand why they drinking cuz they drinking with them. Don't listen to that [ __ ] and they be pulling each other up. I I know what going on >> man. What? And plus alcohol is abundant. Everybody buy you some alcohol. Hey man, what you drinking tonight? >> And guess what? On top of all that, guess what? It's legal. >> It's legal. >> Yes. >> Oh yeah. >> And you can't do too much, but they allow they'll sell it to you. >> But you know what? Everything has an addiction, bro. I sw everything. My OG cross the street. He stay. >> This [ __ ] drunk alcohol like how we smoke weed. If I'm going to check the mailbox with a blunt, he's checking the mailbox with a case. No, >> when he get I get out the car with my blunt, he getting out the car with his case. He hustled all day. What y'all want to do? That's how they celebrate. Hey man, what do we drink? We go get us a case, man. What we doing? And I'm like, gang. And he like, "Brother, why I [ __ ] with you, bro? You always got weed just like I got bill. I don't need a [ __ ] >> I don't need a [ __ ] boy. I keep me some bill, boy. I don't NEED >> THROW THAT one up." >> And he got the case >> before he even get out the bill. He he cracking for himself. Y'all not going to be talking about drinking and I get drunk. I drink. >> You get drunk. Papa do that. Do it. Let's do egg brown. See, we got drunk. I do it. >> And I like I like >> Yeah, that [ __ ] can be it could be a lot though, man. >> Well, at one of them at one of them type of situation, bro, when it's like that's is in like that's involved. Weed is the most laidback chill. You ain't going to do that. >> But like you said, everything everything can be addictive though. It's some [ __ ] who can't stop eating ice cream every night. They eat they eat a whole bunch of ice cream. Ice. >> Ice. I got a real bad problem with that [ __ ] You ain't stop that though. >> I do. I do. Okay. [ __ ] ALREADY FALLING OUT. >> WHAT? Your teeth >> in the way in the back. >> Why? Wade in the back. >> Ice. THAT WHAT I THINK IS BECAUSE THE ICE CAVITY. >> NO, [ __ ] That [ __ ] is gone cuz that ice that no cavity. Yeah. >> You like >> all day every day. >> Yeah. That's that's eating children. >> You do you chew ice? >> Yeah. Not probably not as bad as she does, but for sure. >> I just was doing it right now. I'll be like, "Damn, he probably got it all in there." >> Remember I used to do the thigh ice? >> You did used to have a lot of ice when we we would be around each other earlier. >> Yeah, rich people. Well, >> that >> Yeah, that ice >> football is back. So, you know what that means? More games, more players, and more action every week. That's why I'm back on Prize Picks. There's plenty of sports to follow and plenty of ways to make your picks. The app is simple to use. First, pick more or less on a few player stats and lock in your lineup. And if you pick their teams, prize picks let you choose the winner spread and the total on the games or fight, whatever, bro. What I like is that you can follow your friends and your favorite creators right on the app and even, you know, you can steal their pics if you want to. 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He just finished on the way here. >> Huh? >> That's my wife. >> Oh, for real? You a good ass lesbian. You found a [ __ ] look just like a [ __ ] That [ __ ] crazy. Your [ __ ] got a hat on and everything. She got all the [ __ ] accessories. boots, a belt, then hid them titties. Where where the titties at, girl? Hid the [ __ ] out them titty. Got eight bras on. Titty big as [ __ ] Catch that [ __ ] at home with a double D out in public. No titties. Oh, [ __ ] about no lesbian. >> What? >> Ain't nobody mad. You think y'all do Y'all think y'all did something by taking two awful [ __ ] off the market? Y'all ain't the type of [ __ ] nobody in here want. Ain't now [ __ ] in here sad like damn she was cute. >> I ain't going to lie. Like smoking it if >> Oh, that's bad too, [ __ ] >> No, but not even the bad part. Like I know that. I'm not even We all know that. I'm not even smoking. >> It make me feel good. Matter >> of fact, >> that little tingly feeling that you be talking about that, >> bro. It be having me I be tweaking sometimes. So, I don't really like it for real. >> Yeah. See, see weed. Weed if weed you have to be very Hit that too. >> Yeah, I'm going to hit that. >> Cuz if you're not controlling the weed can take you some places, >> how you supposed to control it? >> You supposed to tell yourself, chill, [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> Like, you literally got to tell >> yourself, you supposed to know that before you even start. >> No, not even like tweaking on like on that. Not like that. >> No, you really like, you know, I have to I really have to talk to myself. >> No, no. First of all, I'm already like [ __ ] up. Right. Kind of. Everything is a movie to me. Everything is a movie in my head. Right. So like let's say I smoked some weed. Now this just happened probably some months ago. Some months months ago like I know I do the booty right >> but when I smoke the weed so I like hit the blunt. Hit the blunt with him. [ __ ] Here come my mind. Oh he's taking up the dick. Oh he going to rub it on me. Like this is my whole body. >> You narrating it. >> Yeah. LIKE LIKE WHEN I BE SMOKING like like oh now he want he's it's coming closer. It's closer. It's closer. You don't need to do that. >> I hate that. I can't let my mind act like that. >> And you know the crazy boy? He didn't smoke the weed. His mind working the same way. Pull the dick out. >> Rub it on her. >> No, don't put it in there. Just rub it on her stomach. Rub it on her stomach cuz that's how I be when I'm >> Yeah. >> Rub rub that dick on her stomach. >> Let's get closer. And then we do >> I come over with some [ __ ] down there. Put your balls on her lip. >> What you think about THE [ __ ] >> MAN? WHY WE WHY WE DOING? >> RUB that nipple on them. >> That's one part. >> No, he ain't [ __ ] [ __ ] out then. >> Yeah, that's my mind. It's just everything a movie. You know how like what's on Easter? It's a way movie >> when they be talking but when stuff be going on >> the narration. >> Yeah, that's just how >> you got to end a monologue. >> Yeah, it is like >> you got to stop that. >> I do. >> Everybody has that. But I >> Everybody don't have that. >> What the [ __ ] they do that? Why you [ __ ] crazy? >> Some people, you know how you can read some [ __ ] silent? Some people don't. They can't do that. >> Can't read that. >> Everybody don't have an inner monologue. You know how you be sitting there and you be telling yourself, "All right, pull your [ __ ] together." [ __ ] be cool. The police behind us. Some people don't hear [ __ ] in their head like that. >> That's a lie. I don't believe a [ __ ] I don't believe a [ __ ] don't have a voice in. >> They have no money. >> So you just there. >> It's no way. >> If you just sitting there, you just Yeah. There's nothing going on. You ain't thinking about [ __ ] >> Nah. >> Like what the [ __ ] is that smell? Like you just talking. Yeah. Like what? >> What? >> They might not like do it like how I I do it like in the real movie. But then >> you really think everybody is smart as you? >> No, I didn't say everybody dumb [ __ ] out. You talking about what's that smell? Some people ain't going to know what that smell is until they go stick their finger in and do like this. >> That's stink. You knew THAT WHEN YOU WALKED ALL THE WAY OVER THERE. >> Some people be like that though. >> Some people don't believe [ __ ] >> What was that? Stinky. >> That's stink. >> It's stink. >> Don't never assume people got it as good as you do. >> I know they don't. >> I know they don't. When I talk to people and when they say I could be talking to them, having deep conversations about some stuff. >> You know what I'm saying? Real deep conversation. Probably biblical. >> Mhm. >> I be like, >> "You don't need me knowing." [ __ ] be like Abraham Lincoln. >> Hey, we out of groceries. Somebody bring groceries. Just out of the blue [ __ ] >> Like, >> yeah, >> you are. But >> it's that weed. >> Uhhuh. >> That weed had you giggling and [ __ ] >> man. They want to do something. Oh yeah, the alcohol. They just alcohol. Get on THE WEED. >> SEE, BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE THAT'S GOT YOU FEELING LOOSE. HERE I am. >> Out the blue >> smoking the blunt. >> Yeah. As I'm smoking the blend, I'm laughing. Now I'm laughing. >> See, but see this the part of the weed I I miss. I miss being around goofy stupid people. So you can just >> just laugh all day cuz when I be by myself, I be stressed and nothing be funny. >> Oh, nothing is [ __ ] funny. >> Oh man, >> nothing. >> Nothing is [ __ ] funny. I'm just playing. My dog got tears in his eyes. Somebody >> [ __ ] funny, bro. I be like, "Bro, I'm about to hurt some goddamn body." And the weed ain't doing no better cuz making me think about this [ __ ] >> So when I get around by people, >> that [ __ ] be I'm a sold smoker. >> Yeah, you got to get around. >> I only smoke around people. >> Yes, I got >> I had the best time when I'm around [ __ ] high. >> Me too. Cuz when I'm at home, man, that >> [ __ ] be hell. >> And I be smoking. We >> You be crying more than you. Think about maybe we would have had roaches behind our pictures and [ __ ] like >> them [ __ ] be so many of them [ __ ] behind that picture. >> Soon as you look at that picture >> when I be at home thinking about [ __ ] smoking by myself. >> So you still got roaches? >> No [ __ ] I'm thinking I'm about to >> back in the day. Oh yeah. >> Like back in the day like damn >> was a lot of roses lying piss behind them pictures. Why they behind that picture like that? No, for real. >> It was a lot of them [ __ ] They were praying and everything. They like they like they stayed there. >> All sizes. Big roaches. Little roaches. >> Yeah. Alino. What? Albino roaches. >> You move that paint. [ __ ] got everywhere. Damn. You can't catch them. >> Hey, that's some real ghetto [ __ ] right there. >> Ghetto [ __ ] If you ain't never seen that one light-skinned roach, >> you ain't never a no real ghetto [ __ ] If you ain't never seen that PEOPLE LIKE THAT [ __ ] YELLOW TIGER STRIPE >> A GOLD RODE. OH. OH, WHAT? >> I seen all of them. >> De got some tiger stripes. >> All on behind that picture, boy. >> Boy, they be behind that. >> What was in that picture? >> Have you ever been on somebody house and they was infested with roaches? >> Yes. >> And they get mad when you say something about it. >> You be like, "Man, damn. You don't want to do nothing. I got you. You got that. Hey. Okay. >> And you know roaches [ __ ] just like people. Sometime they [ __ ] from the back and sometime the lady wrote lay down and >> I ain't never seen that. I always [ __ ] seen it happen. >> Yeah, man. >> But look though, one time I went over one of my family members house right now. Mind you, my kids, they ain't used to roaches. They not. They not. So >> that's normal. So we go over there. And my little girl, she just don't know what going on. She said, "Mama, they got animals over here." I like, "Dude, not animals, baby. Those are instant >> cuz she ain't never seen." Yeah. >> She said, "Mama, they got animals over here." >> Hey, but for you to say that that you, >> bro, I've been in somebody house with a lot. LISTEN, he [ __ ] burnt in the stove. You know how under the grill? >> No. >> Oh, boy. They ain't make it. They burnt in the stove. In the grill like as people like cooking, bro. No. All right. >> Roaches in the fridge. >> No, I was saying in the refrigerator. >> They be right there. Come on. I'm talking about they be like they was waiting for you to open like right there at the top last little rubber part. >> Soon you open like but >> Hey, thank you. Thank you, [ __ ] >> They open up they fall out. >> That [ __ ] making my [ __ ] skin frog. >> Yeah, I'm itching too. >> Y'all itching. We just went down memory lane. >> PTSD. No, I do actually have PTSD. The thing is is though we ain't we a roaches like that. I remember one time I had got infested with roaches cuz somebody bought them to my crib. >> Oh yeah. Well, you had roaches then. >> Yeah, you had no matter how you get them. You got >> Yeah, you had about getting rid of them after >> but it was it was bad but it wasn't like bad bad. You know what I'm saying? It was like I had to get rid of these [ __ ] >> Yeah, but growing up so we had [ __ ] MICE. >> OH. OH. >> HEY. HEY, TIME OUT. TIME OUT. THAT'S WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE AT. >> WE HAD NO RATS. >> HAVE we had no mouth traps around here? Hey, we got a little ray. >> Hey, let me tell you something. I don't play with no [ __ ] rats >> at all. Mice, >> they wasn't that mean. >> None of no I I don't play with no mother lizard. >> I don't play with no mother. Uhuh. I mean, we we stay >> when a rat get in your house. That is the worst [ __ ] in the cuz they [ __ ] scared of you. >> They not they not scared. Let me tell you, >> these [ __ ] will come out and stand on YOUR DRESSER AND SHOW you the [ __ ] They >> they will need it >> and right >> and they fast as [ __ ] Just imagine, just think you just chilling. You had a long day at work. You minding your own business. You finally relaxing. You look up and you just see your big ass chick [ __ ] scatter across the [ __ ] [ __ ] You are one million roach before I take a rat. >> I ain't taking no million roaches. >> One million roach. I can't do that. Rats be rats will walk around until you actually try to get up and do something about they will walk out. >> I AIN'T TAKING NO MILLION. >> Break out of your ass. If I had a choice, >> I'll take 100 roaches. >> I'm whatever. I'll take anything over [ __ ] rat, man. I can't stand I the [ __ ] I don't want [ __ ] I I >> can I change the [ __ ] subject. All these insects and rodents. >> We just went down the wrong lane. I don't want nothing. >> Write down. >> I really got PTSD from this [ __ ] to the to the point to where like I don't even use the bathroom with the light on. >> Light off. >> Yeah, bro. >> Why? Cuz a C cuz a mouse >> like Yeah, bro. Like I'm just I don't want to see the [ __ ] like >> Okay, so look. So when you go to the bathroom, you cut lights. So how the hell you get to >> like even know where the toilet is over here? >> Like I take a shower in the dark. This [ __ ] weird, bro. I got I'm trying [ __ ] up. >> Like it it was more than just a [ __ ] up situation. >> I feel you. I feel >> And so like >> Yeah, that [ __ ] crazy. I know. to watch. So you see look how that right got her traumatized. I don't think that [ __ ] going to ever go away >> cuz you could be at your house and you know ain't no roaches on there but if you feel like something grounding on you get the [ __ ] >> boy what boy what >> natural way there I'm trying to tell y'all Illollywood it's all in your mind for the rest of your life you going to think something crawling on you >> for days my my natural reflex I can see a road from a mile away boy >> I can see you uh don't you do that >> I can smell you >> I know I know what the house what Roaches smell like >> anybody got malt balls. They trying to get rid of >> I got I got one that's worse, bro. This [ __ ] bro, that I was dealing with. >> He used to come He used to come to my crib or whatever. But in part, this in particular time, I decided to go to his crib. The [ __ ] had bed bugs. >> Damn. You got them on you? >> I had them all over me. >> Oh, damn. [ __ ] Traumatized as [ __ ] It felt like he got >> like something was crawling on you and >> you were laying in the bed >> like all day every day. >> Yeah. Like it was like I was like, "What the fuck?" And I like >> Well, if you woke up, it was him. >> No, [ __ ] I flipped the [ __ ] like, "What the fuck?" Cuz I felt it and I seen him. >> Damn. You seen him? >> Seen him. >> Wow. How they can't go over nobody house, >> bro. Like little bitty like roaches but like circles. >> Damn. Like little ladybugs. >> He was doing it They wasn't even biting him. That's the crazy part. He abused to the [ __ ] >> He about to get bit. >> He didn't even know cuz they wasn't biting him. But they they came out and [ __ ] told me up. Bro, >> you still [ __ ] with him after that? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] me. I did, but I ain't go back over there. >> I didn't go back over there, bro. >> I think he brought them business in the draw. >> I was like, "Hey, bro." Like, >> yeah. You know that might his draw. 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Them four-wheel, >> man. He don't want to hear ALL THAT. HE DON'T WANT to hear ALL THAT AT NIGHT. THAT MAN AT 40 years old. He needs some rest. >> Come on, Philly. >> Hold up. Wait a minute. YEAH. HEY, CUT IT. CUT IT OFF. HE CAN'T wait to get in that locker room. Tell them young [ __ ] cut the music down. Looking at this lineup, Tyrese Maxi, Ed Con, Jaylen Brown for sure is allar. LeBron James at 41 years and goddamn 12 months. Embiid >> is that better than the Knicks right now? >> For sure. >> He going to make them all step up and play like they best game. >> This the best team meet I've been on with [ __ ] in their prime. >> When people stay hurt like Embiid, I give I have a problem giving them a nod, man. Cuz a [ __ ] can't stay healthy. Yes, I know what he can do, but has the [ __ ] done it on a consistent basis? That's where the question mark lies. >> Use that [ __ ] laying on that table like a bad [ __ ] Every year. >> Every year that [ __ ] go get some work done. I don't know for basketball or something. >> Got to lay up in that hotel for a couple. >> But that [ __ ] have a fire on every August. >> Yeah. >> Till October. >> Yeah. >> This year no fire. He ready to play. >> Say you just play 50 60 games. Long as you ready for the [ __ ] playoffs. Heat. Heat. time limit on bed sheet change. >> Yeah. >> Oh, bad [ __ ] >> Yeah, [ __ ] Cuz some people don't know that [ __ ] >> You got to change your sheet. What about >> I'm sorry you got us. We ain't talking now. So I guess >> about a month. >> About a month. What's What's the time limit on change? >> It depend on if you [ __ ] now cuz if they getting wed up or you got to change >> but you just sleeping on your ass. >> She said what she say. I wait. >> I wait. I like what SHE SAY. SHE LIKE TWO THREE MONTHS. I LIKE two three months. >> No. If you ain't [ __ ] >> you should still change it like twice a month. But if you [ __ ] >> You should change them after you [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Don't keep [ __ ] on them same [ __ ] >> I'M [ __ ] ON THE SAME TWO THREE MONTHS. >> You like two three week. Oh, you see you got that [ __ ] I'm a clean ass [ __ ] I be like ain't nothing going on. >> Yeah. Fact. >> [ __ ] on them now. >> If you [ __ ] on them for sure, for sure. For sure. Cuz once you see one stain, two stain, RED MIRROR, BLUE STAIN, >> MAN. MAN, going back to what like Jo what Jojo said, the [ __ ] didn't have like no um like no um beds, no [ __ ] like that. But when I went over there, when you said chain of sheet, that [ __ ] brought back a memories, shorty, cuz you know, I was like, "Don't piss me." Uhoh. cuz I was like laying down and you know I'm laying like this [ __ ] smell like some [ __ ] >> I'M LIKE I KNOW THIS AIN'T my [ __ ] >> while you was OVER HERE. >> YEAH, I LIKE MY [ __ ] >> SMELL LIKE [ __ ] >> HIS TEETH smell like [ __ ] I like I know this ain't my [ __ ] My [ __ ] ain't never smelled like that. >> It might got a little tart but it ain't never been that. >> I said you got to change. I said I was like, "What the [ __ ] did I say?" You ain't change your [ __ ] >> You got to change your sheet. >> I don't know if I got his ass. What? >> It's just story. >> You change your story? >> No. Like sheets? >> No. This [ __ ] I was dealing with at the time in college, like I had just went and did giving these suck ass [ __ ] chances. >> I had just did his laundry, right? And we had like a game night at his crib. He got mad cuz I was beating his ass in the game, right? So he started talking crazy. I left. >> Damn, he jelly. I come back the next morning, we chilling or whatever. I look on the bed, [ __ ] It's a big ass stain on the bed. Like, like the [ __ ] just got some [ __ ] >> Damn. >> We going to [ __ ] >> He was mad cuz you beat him. So, he went and [ __ ] somebody cuz you beat him. >> Yeah, bro. >> He could have just been getting out the shower and then you know, Ty was just sat on the bed. >> See, he tried to hit me with some stupid [ __ ] like that and he's with his excuse. >> Just walk around the house naked [ __ ] >> Oh, I uh it was already like that. Like you didn't you didn't clean the sheets all the way basically cuz I had washed the clothes but I had made the bed. I know what the [ __ ] the bed look like. You know how much I inspect a [ __ ] every I expect so [ __ ] much. Yeah. >> You still gave some pit though. >> No I didn't. >> Not that beat his ass and left. >> Damn. >> You be fine. >> I used to. >> I graduated. >> Man I remember I tried to fight a [ __ ] That [ __ ] to the [ __ ] out of me. >> I'm glad I fight a [ __ ] I can't do this. >> Yeah. I'm glad I ain't >> But I don't try like me and my one of my baby daddy. We be that [ __ ] trying to fight. >> Can't beat no [ __ ] >> Yeah. I'm just glad I ain't never ran into you know >> Mr. Beat the [ __ ] head. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I don't ran into that young [ __ ] That [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of me. Oh my god. >> I said what did I do to this [ __ ] You told me the [ __ ] Why would you choose [ __ ] to shoot me like that? >> The [ __ ] is this [ __ ] >> Straight up. >> You know how some older women they be shoes on a little young [ __ ] >> You know what I'm saying? BUT YOU TOLD me [ __ ] >> Mhm. >> [ __ ] >> I ain't ask for this [ __ ] >> Damn. What did I do to you? Who do I remind you of, [ __ ] Auntie or something? [ __ ] THEY GOING TO FIGHT A [ __ ] LIKE THAT? WHY WOULD YOU HIT A [ __ ] LIKE THAT? For real. >> Oh my god. >> I'm about to start doing. GOT TO TURN THE LIGHTS OFF. a flat [ __ ] >> Oh, that feeling right there. >> So true. >> See, this [ __ ] is >> a [ __ ] DM me. Let me know why the [ __ ] did that [ __ ] go on like that? >> Why did you choose me to do me? >> Why? What did I do to deserve this? Please. >> Mm- Oh. cuz I done saw that [ __ ] hands on too many times. >> But you [ __ ] stupid. >> Uh-uh. >> You stupid. But my sister gangster though. Sometime women do provoke that [ __ ] But men, even if they do provoke it, just run, bro. >> Run, bro. Run. Be the [ __ ] and run, [ __ ] >> Be >> the [ __ ] >> Be the [ __ ] >> Yeah. I I was like, >> "Yeah, be the bitch." Like, be the [ __ ] All right. God damn you. >> Becomes the [ __ ] and runs, [ __ ] Yeah. >> And just haul ass, bro. >> Mhm. >> But you straight to the table. >> That's fine. No, this is true. I been through I think I've been through everything a woman went through in life. >> You think so? >> Damn [ __ ] Tell the [ __ ] name something. This how to sell women I should been through all that [ __ ] and [ __ ] still pretty [ __ ] got motion. >> You know what I'm saying? Got motion. >> Big motion. >> PJ talking about PJ PJ. >> PJ [ __ ] not do this [ __ ] >> He do this. >> Look, I ain't going to do that too. I got to do it fast. >> You did though. >> I can't complain over this [ __ ] Women be going through a lot of [ __ ] though, man. Y'all don't even know what I have for this [ __ ] >> No, we do. >> But then like my the other day we watching Love Island, me and my little girl, >> right? >> She she talking to some mom. You not a girl's girl. I said I don't I don't understand that. I am I for women, but I got to be real with you. It's hoes out here. >> I'm not a girl's girl. >> It It's hoes out here and [ __ ] be doing dumb [ __ ] Rose piss be like support and [ __ ] because I know I'm a woman. I don't know. I did some [ __ ] the stars and [ __ ] with a [ __ ] pulling up popping up in a [ __ ] house and [ __ ] know the [ __ ] over there >> know [ __ ] going to go crazy cuz you going popped up over there. >> You know we be doing like women know [ __ ] and it's what I see a lot today like the [ __ ] they be lying and [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> And I see that hoes can't take rejection. Well >> they can't >> talk your tongue. We be talking about men and women cannot take reject. What you mean? >> Crazy, man. >> Gang. >> I'm I'm for real. Y'all be knowing. >> They be swearing like that [ __ ] don't affect >> man. That [ __ ] do affect. I see a lot of [ __ ] Men do be need like talks and I understand the mental health [ __ ] Boy, this [ __ ] for I see [ __ ] both way >> for sure. >> I be I ain't been I be around [ __ ] all day every day. >> So I know. >> Right. You hear what they talking about? >> I hear I see. Man, >> [ __ ] really do sometime be sleep, [ __ ] He really do be sleep. >> God damn, that [ __ ] do be crazy. The [ __ ] sleep. >> [ __ ] is sleep. Like hearing the stories of like like what the [ __ ] be saying about how these hoes be how they be acting out here. >> I'd be appalled. I'll be like ain't no way this girl did this. >> Jesus. >> Just like or or how women been how they be acting these days. They don't want to do [ __ ] >> It's [ __ ] f sometime too though. Yeah, >> I'm not saying that it's they fault, but it's embarrassing as [ __ ] >> right? >> Like, it's embarrassing as [ __ ] And I said earlier, I'm not a girls girl, and I'm going to step on I'm going say, >> "So, what you mean by you're not a girls girl?" What? >> Like, I'm all for women coming together and helping each other. >> So, empowerment. >> Yeah. Like, I'm all for that. Mother, [ __ ] like that. But like, no. [ __ ] done crossed me way too many times. I can feel you. And a lot of [ __ ] that be around me that well that I like encounter and I feel they be they be off bro. I don't know what the [ __ ] be going on with them man. I don't know. [ __ ] just weird man. >> It be like a lot of competition, jealousy. Um I feel like it might be like a lot of insecurities maybe that some some women may have and they just like project that off of like off to other women. Maybe >> sometime they might be intimidated by your confidence. >> Yeah. the confidence or just you yourself, your who you is. I get that [ __ ] all the time. It just >> Some women just like to be the only woman. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's why I said it's like a competition thing like >> Yes. Like I don't want to share [ __ ] >> You ain't talking about in a relationship, [ __ ] >> What you talking about? >> Just in general like >> you want to be some you they just want to be they want to be your girl. They want to be your mama. They want to be >> like girls just do a lot, bro. >> But me too though. >> Hold up. What you talking about? We know. Break that down. Like when y'all say >> we know that. >> Share. What we sharing? >> I'm just saying like anything like the spotlight anything or or or or success or you know what I'm saying? Like women just It's only one. It's my turn. >> Like y'all ain't going to get on no show all y'all together. Why? Cuz [ __ ] [ __ ] >> You [ __ ] up my opportunity to get the [ __ ] away from over here, right? >> What type [ __ ] >> Yeah. Hey, I I vice versa. >> You know, >> I be going through a lot of [ __ ] like for real. Like, and I don't even give a [ __ ] Like, I already know me being around a bunch of men, I already know it's going to be hard for a man to trust a [ __ ] that's around one a lot of [ __ ] every like all day. >> Unless he done had women before. >> I feel like man, don't. >> It just depends on how it on how easy it was to [ __ ] you. >> No, you can't count. >> I mean, [ __ ] be tripping cuz they know how easy it is to [ __ ] >> No, cuz it may not. What you mean? You over there WITH SOME [ __ ] AND Y'ALL JUST KICKING IT. THAT [ __ ] I [ __ ] I [ __ ] YOU EASIER THAN THAT. >> YOU MADE SICK. >> YOU'RE TOO EASY TO [ __ ] >> THAT'S WHY I DON'T TRUST YOU. I [ __ ] YOU TOO EASY. I going to make the That's [ __ ] though. >> If you [ __ ] me like this and I'm A REGULAR [ __ ] WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WHEN YOU GET IN THERE WITH THEM RAPPERS? YOU DEFINITELY GO SECOND. >> I [ __ ] I BORROW money from you and I still got the reason. When you get around some [ __ ] who don't need THE BALL [ __ ] YOU GOING TO BE SO [ __ ] hell with that [ __ ] >> Hey, >> yo >> man, that makes so much sense. No, but the thing the thing is though you can like [ __ ] a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> No, that [ __ ] true. >> I don't I don't agree with that from you. >> Spend the night over your house and never left. Well, you can some [ __ ] who got paid for you sucking dick. >> I was unemployed when I GOT THAT LOOK. NO, FOR REAL. >> Got you on a boat. I know you been to >> Oh, yeah. Now we Now we take it off. >> Oh, he took you ON THE BOAT. OH, HE [ __ ] AND EVERYTHING. >> OH, he been back there. He been in the boot and everything. >> Oh, man. >> You know, [ __ ] that's true. No, I want to say this though cuz some dudes they think that but like sometimes the [ __ ] don't be knowing that you really just she really just wanted to [ __ ] you. You just was the easy [ __ ] Everybody ain't going to be easy like that. >> Jesus. >> I'm just telling you how men think. >> That's true. >> No, we know that. We know that. We know that. >> I [ __ ] way too easy. You [ __ ] been nice to you all day. took you from the day party to the boat. [ __ ] bought you a personal outfit. I know you [ __ ] me in the booty. >> HE HIT THE BOOTY. >> HE done did all that. >> HE BOOTY. >> HE HIT THE BOOTY. >> OH MY GOD. I KNOW BOOTY. He done did all that. >> Yeah, he did all He's a nice guy. That [ __ ] got paper. >> Oh my god. >> He bought a first class trip. Everything flew out. >> Oh yeah. God. >> Oh yeah. I I needed to borrow a couple dollars when I met and I still why I said I don't even care cuz I'm not even prove that [ __ ] to a [ __ ] cuz I already know how a [ __ ] going to be thinking. If you if you know me, you going to know I don't roll like that. >> See, I be trying to tell y'all. >> But I know a [ __ ] ain't going to >> That be the low side of of me and self-esteem. >> Yeah, >> cuz we just basic [ __ ] based off what we got. I know she going to [ __ ] if these [ __ ] if a [ __ ] treat her nice, she going to [ __ ] >> That's why we knew you was going to [ __ ] easy. THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTED us to you. >> Damn. >> You're not going to make this work is all we know. You're not. >> Please, man. Shut. >> We be knowing the [ __ ] that we had to go through. And we know when your woman cheating and she in a hurry to cheat, she f to just lower all them standards and find one [ __ ] that don't qualify for NOTHING JUST CUZ she want to [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> That second place [ __ ] got it the easiest, bro. All you got to do is be the [ __ ] her [ __ ] ain't. >> That's it. >> No, that part right there. What your [ __ ] don't have and another [ __ ] will get you. >> Hey bro, YOUR [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] BOOTY. 16. >> YEAH, that's that's over the top. >> No, for real. >> Stop it. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT, BROTHER. STOP IT. TOLD YOU, MAN. >> Oh my god. I got TO BLOW MY NOSE. >> I CAN'T WAIT. >> PLEASE. I got to blow my nose. I got to blow my nose, man. >> Yeah, man. She hates you. >> No, that's a that's a lot. >> Please. I need to blow my nose. >> Boy, that's some of the funniest in the world. >> Oh, boy. You see that's that's how it be. >> That's a lot. >> Oh, boy. You want to go over my house, man. I'm going to class something, man. Please. >> No. Go over there. >> Oh my god. >> In the corner. >> Oh. >> Oh, I got to walk that one off, bro. I ain't going to lie to you, boy. >> He beat it up real bad. >> That was the funny [ __ ] I ever heard. But I ain't going to lie to you. >> Why your [ __ ] cheating and let a [ __ ] go [ __ ] ass over? >> She cheating. Cheating, man. She don't [ __ ] no more. So, just so we're clear, that's a deal breaker. >> Oh, boy. >> All that deal breaker. All >> deal breaker. >> Oh, you ain't going. Hey, man. >> I think I got one. >> Delete my number. >> So, deal breaker. So, cheating is cool, but is off limits. Like, it's all the way over with. She cool, but you let that [ __ ] [ __ ] your ass. It's rap. >> Please stop. >> Y'all go together. >> I can't. >> There's nothing I can do. There's nothing I can do. >> Take your little boy [ __ ] Everybody out. I don't give a [ __ ] Daddy, man. Listen. [ __ ] that. All y'all out of here. Your mama let [ __ ] [ __ ] ass, son. That's why y'all got to go. I don't care how that he TOO YOUNG FOR THAT. [ __ ] THAT. HE BROKE. HEY, [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] ass. >> You ain't going to never let him know that words. You know, is is that worse than your girl giving a [ __ ] head? >> No. I mean, yeah, right. Yeah, right. Bro, >> you let that [ __ ] [ __ ] you in your ass. >> Yeah, that's going to get the [ __ ] out my house, >> man. >> All of that [ __ ] terrible. >> I'm a gangster for real, man. >> I don't even need to get to that part. >> What are you talking? >> Soon as I seen you replied to the message, it was over. >> Well, that was crazy. >> I stopped believing you soon as you started talking. >> Damn. >> You was talking back. >> It's a bunch of that. You were liking [ __ ] putting hearts on the conversation. It's over with. >> Over with >> I ain't even thought that deep when a [ __ ] cheek like that. Dang. >> Cuz they going in that boot hole, man. >> That boot hole is the thing. >> The crazy part, he didn't ask her. She offered it to him. Want some boot? Yeah. >> Want some boot? >> You want some? >> What she What she say to him? >> YOU WANT SOME BOOT? SEE, OPEN TO >> AIN'T YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP. BUT DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT? >> DO YOU WANT IT or not, [ __ ] You playing all these games. >> Ouch. >> The [ __ ] that's [ __ ] think you goofy. I don't know why your [ __ ] don't want you. >> This [ __ ] low down dirty [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> Oo, that's horrible. Damn. I didn't think about that. >> It is. It is definitely different tiers of cheating, man. >> Think about this. >> Like, >> you think your relationship going fine? This [ __ ] riding around 285 got your girl sucking dick with the sun out. >> Beautiful. I love >> she putting her whole life in danger to cheat on you. >> I love that for her. >> You You love that for her. >> What? >> Yeah. She >> run around second day at 2:00 in the morning. >> No, not 2:00 in the morning. It's like >> in the afternoon. >> 10:00 in the morning. >> But see, how you look at that? how to look at this [ __ ] right? It ain't cheating. [ __ ] it. >> [ __ ] it. >> That's not your [ __ ] >> It ain't. >> This ain't your dick. It's all about the respect level that we have for each other. Check this out now. I can't get mad at you for who you give that [ __ ] to. >> You can't. >> Long as you keep coming back to me, that's all I give a [ __ ] about. Cuz if I stress about who you [ __ ] I am going to lose my mind. And that attachment that [ __ ] have on some [ __ ] that don't belong to him, >> right? will get your ass hurt, my man. Or you'll get yourself put in a position where you is tripping and another [ __ ] who THINK JUST LIKE YOU TIMES 10 and you don't even know that you was the side [ __ ] >> What juvenile? >> His [ __ ] >> Hello. >> You hear me? Worst case scenario, which one would you be more upset about? >> Your woman giving her some [ __ ] or some money? >> That money. >> You said money. >> That was the option. Yeah, she giving up that money or that [ __ ] Which one? You giving out, [ __ ] We got S. If my [ __ ] is is cheating and he paying for a [ __ ] to get her [ __ ] titties done or some crazy stupid ass [ __ ] Oh, I'm live. >> What if he only bought one titty? >> I don't give a [ __ ] I don't care if he bought the [ __ ] lunch, [ __ ] $1250. I'm pissed. >> If he if he giving a [ __ ] some money. >> Yeah. Like, just [ __ ] her. >> Sometimes you got to give [ __ ] some money to Lee. No, take 200 to get the [ __ ] on like >> No, then you do that up front then if you going to [ __ ] her for that. >> Do it up front. Can't do it can't be exchanged like that. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying with a good >> You got money. >> What I'm saying is is how what I would prefer. >> I don't care how what y'all got going on, but what I would prefer is for my [ __ ] going to do anything like that. >> You don't pay that [ __ ] and keep >> No, it ain't like that's your problem. We really go through all those things. >> It's because I'm It is And it's crazy. >> I'm not I don't been through all that's crazy that I'm like listening to y'all talk about like women cheating. Like >> when I was younger, I used to cheat back all the [ __ ] time. >> Cheat back. Yeah. I was a cheat backer. I never cheated first. >> Never cheat first. >> And look, this still got to be you. >> You still You don't know how to stay down when you hurt >> now. >> You get backer. You get backer. >> I used to be. You got this chick for tackle. >> And I used to think I was lame for this, but somebody told me I'm not. I ain't never I have never cheated on anybody I ever been with in my life. >> Congratulations. Even Even if I was in a situationship, >> what's your rel What's your definition of cheating? >> I mean, me, I've never like [ __ ] on a [ __ ] >> What else? >> Even when you with a Even when I'm with a [ __ ] >> But did you did you accept a gift from another [ __ ] while you was with a [ __ ] >> Give No. A [ __ ] giving you [ __ ] for free. So every [ __ ] you had you dealt with just one at a time. >> Now [ __ ] just gave >> every time you had a [ __ ] you dealt with him one at a time. >> I dealt with one. >> And if you [ __ ] with a little [ __ ] you cut that one off. >> I had I had to make sure it was um I had to make sure everything was like totally cut off before I [ __ ] with another [ __ ] cuz I don't seen so much [ __ ] I don't seen so many [ __ ] getting [ __ ] killed for [ __ ] like that. And I just I don't even want to play with nobody. And then you know [ __ ] I [ __ ] with you know they like >> outside. You know what I'm saying? So I don't even want to cause no [ __ ] like that. >> Respect though. That why [ __ ] going to hold respect for you cuz they know what type of woman you is. See women don't think we take heed to that. We respect you how you want to be respected and how you carry yourself if you don't be a hoe. But it's hard to treat you like a hoe. Like it's hard. You don't carry yourself like a hoe. I can't even come at you. I mean just if you got hoe tendencies. >> What's tendencies? Let's lay them out. Cuz having tendencies don't make you a hoe. >> [ __ ] bunch of people say no. Who the [ __ ] >> Yeah. [ __ ] a bunch of people make you a hoe. >> That's correct. >> You can have all the whole tendencies as long as you don't [ __ ] >> That's what I'm trying to figure out. Go ahead. What's the whole What's What is it? I don't know. I mean, riches is everything. >> I'm Everybody know them whole tendencies. Sneaky, untrustworthy. >> Okay. >> Always up to something. >> These ain't good hoes cuz hoes hoes is great at manipulation. But that's sneaky, [ __ ] >> Yeah, sneaky. >> Yeah, >> they ain't sneaking if you don't have no idea what the [ __ ] going on. >> That is manipulation. >> You feel me? Now you got wholesome hoes >> who's conservative, but they nasty as [ __ ] >> and only you know because they got the respect enough to [ __ ] with you. They already they they they trust you. They admire you. >> Oh, she just freaky. >> No, she a hoe. Cuz we hoes. [ __ ] hoes. I'm a hoe. >> I'm a classy taster gentleman hoe. You a hoe. >> Yeah, I'm I'm a hoe. I'm a I'm a hoe. I know I'm a hoe. Cuz when you got hoe waves, >> you know another hoe. >> A hoe. >> Okay. You feel me? >> I don't I don't I >> It's all about how you carry your wholeness. >> But do you see how people do everything to avoid the label of it and he just proudly said, "I'm a hoe." >> All you got to do is claim that [ __ ] >> I know. I had a friend like that. She say, "Oh, I'm a hoe." >> Bro, that we love them like that. When a [ __ ] say, "Oh, I'm a hoe." And you be like, "Damn, they crazy." But you like that why I [ __ ] with you. You like that girl is crazy. I'm a hoe, too. >> I don't know if I'm lame or what cuz sometime I wish I was a hoe. >> Hoes get more uh >> No, you don't want to be a >> It's all about level of hoes. >> I'm just saying like like you know why men love kind of hoes, >> right? >> You know why men [ __ ] with hoes? >> I mean with it. >> A hoe ain't never hurt our feelings. >> No, >> a hoe ain't never hurt our feelings. >> A ho. Yes, she is. That would have turned into a hoe. Stupid hoe. >> Not a hoe. She telling you know she a hoe. She ain't never hurt your feeling. >> Like she want a hoe. >> Now that you understand for sure. For sure. Cuz that's the tone. A real hoe. >> Anytime she was up front and said she was a hoe, I ain't never got my feeling hurt. >> That what I'm saying. That Yeah. >> Cuz you knew off real like it was. >> I'm talking about straight hoes. >> A [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] >> A [ __ ] will hurt your feelings on purpose. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> I would say get back her, but >> you know, see this is different. >> She was more on offense. You >> see this catch you cheating and then started an argument in the apartment complex and be outside TALKING ABOUT WHO WANT THAT DICK STUFFED IN THE BUILDING. >> OH, THAT'S FUNNY. >> They do that. >> That's a do that's funny. They do that. They do that. >> Not an apartment. >> Who they dick suck? >> THAT'S THEIR DICK SUCK TODAY. YEAH. >> You know how you be out there argue with your [ __ ] and she be like, "Fuck that. Who want you [ __ ] want me, [ __ ] He want to [ __ ] up here AT THE TOP." OH, THEY see like >> that [ __ ] start some [ __ ] Not [ __ ] Now >> they go back to sneaky [ __ ] >> Oh, now they going to try. >> I think the way you get jammed up say a lot about your character though. >> What? >> Somehow you get caught cheating. >> When you get caught and not even necessarily cheating, just when you just dead ass wrong. Yeah, that when I start eat ass. >> Why? Why is you on the other side of the apartment complex? Who the [ __ ] you know over there? You cheating in the complex in the same complex you live in. >> Complex neighborhood. All that [ __ ] is >> I ain't never take that [ __ ] >> I let that [ __ ] in. >> What? >> But I'm dead wrong. I did. You know how you >> in the complex? >> It was the complex, but how I did the [ __ ] It was just like I felt I felt bad. I was like, damn, gang. I'm tripping. >> What you mean? >> I got to make up. >> I don't take a [ __ ] back. >> Stupid [ __ ] I'm so easy to get back. >> But ain't that butt. >> Got right. >> I'm so easy to get back. [ __ ] God make you good gracious. >> I am too. Kind of. I'm really a sucker for real. But I go I already put you through hell. Well, I used to put you through hell. >> You changed Jojo. >> I did. I did. I had grew up. I was in therapy. I'm still in therapy. So damn. >> What wrong? You need a hook. It's okay. >> Don't act like she been through war with some [ __ ] like >> some people from a different like her take [ __ ] back regardless. >> A lot of different [ __ ] If you chase me like keep calling my phone and [ __ ] Oh my god. >> You like that? >> You like a chaser [ __ ] to I don't lie. I don't give a [ __ ] >> I like people chase me. >> I be like man [ __ ] so crazy [ __ ] >> that [ __ ] You better act like you want me. >> But he love me. Look at him keep calling my phone. No call ID. No call ID. No call ID. >> Such a [ __ ] at heart. >> You a [ __ ] at heart. Sh. >> She's a [ __ ] at heart. >> Oh my [ __ ] Stupid ass. >> Don't call your ass back. >> Uhuh. >> Right. >> What? What? Man, I told you. I'm ever playing hard [ __ ] >> Y'all always play hard, but sometimes y'all are self-sabotage. Y'all will self-sabotage. Get it. Be in your own way. >> Be in your own way. Don't want to compromise. Can I Hey, be a lady. >> Yeah. No, I can hard. I can be hard. >> Lady and don't give a [ __ ] that. Now, that's my problem, though. >> I'm so glad this [ __ ] over with. >> This will be so easy. I don't have to deal with none of this [ __ ] >> You know what I'm saying? I be so normal and [ __ ] now though. Now I normalize. Let's talk about that. >> How [ __ ] peaceful it is >> to not have to deal with like single, bro. Like >> you single? >> Yes. >> Yeah, I'm single. >> This is the most peaceful I've been. >> [ __ ] If I get lonely sometimes, like >> I snap out of that [ __ ] No, not even like sex. Lonely like want to cuddle, want to watch a movie with a [ __ ] want to watch Netflix. >> It just I'm sick of that [ __ ] wear like these do. >> No, it still work. It's just it's not it's like it's it's a it's a spirit on that [ __ ] man. >> On the road. >> I'm talking about the road. >> Sick of you. I don't want that [ __ ] no more. Like sometime Yeah. I can hear this mother all that [ __ ] Oh my god. That [ __ ] >> Mama got hold on you. >> Hell yeah. Cuz >> it's so bad fly. I have the [ __ ] stuffed in my sofa right there. >> No, he's not [ __ ] playing with me. >> No, that [ __ ] stuff right there. I call my little girl to screenshot the [ __ ] right now. >> No, >> it's stuck in the It's in my sofa. >> In your sofa like a pistol. >> Like a [ __ ] pistol. It's [ __ ] You never know when you need. >> You never know when you going to need it. >> See that ho talking about the pis? >> Let me look look like Let me get this. Let me get this [ __ ] out watching Netflix. He >> see what I'm saying? >> I ain't trying to catch nobody. No, no regular. >> That's like a [ __ ] who got a jack off problem. That [ __ ] a hoe. That about crazy. That boy that don't blow that mother. >> Well, he got a problem, man. It's level to that [ __ ] It's [ __ ] who done gave up completely on [ __ ] That's all they do. >> That's horrible. >> That's all they want. They just want to watch everybody else. That [ __ ] that [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] wild. That's it, >> [ __ ] Ain't trying to get no [ __ ] for real. He rather just jack off, [ __ ] Over, >> bro. They be satisfied, bro. >> Now that's crazy. >> Sometimes it just be too much work getting [ __ ] Just >> ain't that ain't that much work. >> All you got to do is just ask for it. >> [ __ ] is really >> But he might not work. >> Hold up. Was what? >> Easy. It really is. talk. >> No, no. I be Look, let me tell you something. I be around [ __ ] right? >> You said [ __ ] is >> it is. It's like lot like >> [ __ ] is definitely >> like here here. Like I see so much [ __ ] and I be so appalled. Did I say [ __ ] right? I be so appalled with the [ __ ] that I see >> and they be they beautiful women. >> They are beautiful. Like oh [ __ ] you is bad big. You know what I'm saying? I think we going to give a [ __ ] a hard time. B ready to [ __ ] >> I be trying to tell >> just like damn like why >> it's all about the characteristic in your charisma, my boy. >> I [ __ ] too. Like I I ain't trying like I'm harder. I a little be slick little easy too. But I'm slick a little easy too. >> But you got to put a little work in. But >> I don't look easy too. >> Yeah. You know, >> but theirs is a little You know, >> [ __ ] easier than y'all though. >> We We are super. Oh my goodness. We are We don't have no stand up. >> If a [ __ ] got some >> That's cuz we got a lot of compassion in our heart. >> Cuz if a woman didn't ask you for some dick, that means she really probably needs some dick and you could be like saving her life. >> Yeah. >> And she thought enough about you to ask you for it. >> Got to go. >> Make you feel special. Can I have some dick? >> Yes. >> Me and you. Come on now. Yeah, >> YOU KNOW. COME ON. >> AH, I KNEW YOU was different. >> I'm so old. I knew you was different. >> Yes, you can have some dick. >> After all this [ __ ] out here, you could have had and you asked so humbly. You had to humble yourself to come over here and ask. >> Listen, bro. >> Yes. >> Easy. One time I was out, you know, one of the big old gathering things and stuff >> and I was just about to tell you some of her whole story. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I was just looking out at the party. I was just looking out at the party, right? And I was like watch walked up behind you and was like Erica. >> No. >> I would have been like byebye. >> Sound like a movie. So we had a gallop, right? IT'S A GALL. >> I WOULD have been like >> black time. >> No, no, no. I'm just saying I you know how you I'm just you know you people people watch then I'm probably high and I'm in my head. I'm I'm at the movies. >> That's the note. That's the voice. >> I'm at the movies. In my head at the party. So I'm like, okay. I like, oh, she is the she is the cuz she she the only one getting knowing just women. I'm just looking at everybody. I'm looking at men. I'm just >> I'm just what they call people. Yeah. But this a movie in my head. It's only one girl just getting know like dancing everybody. >> Uhhuh. >> I said good. >> I said she is the hoe. >> Uhhuh. Then you got one girl, you know what I'm saying? Then hold up. Then you got [ __ ] too. [ __ ] a character too. What is this? Right. Right. Boom. Boom. >> [ __ ] got holding this [ __ ] Dick [ __ ] just holding this [ __ ] >> This a movie that's in your head. >> It's in my head, but it's really going on in real life. >> Oh, you was watching it >> at the party. >> Yeah, she narrated. >> And I'm saying I see how different people it is like women and everybody. >> Super in that atmosphere. >> In one atmosphere. You got it all right there. Hey bro, that [ __ ] be loud boy. >> So I just be like, "Damn, this [ __ ] is really real. >> Y'all [ __ ] is easy." And these whole No, we we stupid easy, bro. >> I think nowadays everything just too easy. >> You find you if you can't find you no digging, something is wrong, >> right? >> Something is >> You can find some dig. I just don't want no dickling. >> Yeah, I easily go in my DMs like be [ __ ] cuz [ __ ] can't [ __ ] A lot of [ __ ] can't [ __ ] out here. Ly [ __ ] cannot [ __ ] >> You can't find nothing. You can't find her. >> You [ __ ] >> Oh, see you. You you you setting the block on yourself. You said something you can go home to every night. You might not can't go home. But that one LIKE >> IT AIN'T ABOUT BEING A HOE. You got to work on it. You might can't go home with me because >> I'm going to somebody else home. She said she don't want to be a hoe like y'all. >> I know >> you. You ain't supposed to be no hoe like no man. >> It ain't no hoe. She But she just got standard. She go home to every night. She need a [ __ ] like at her house. >> What do you What are you cosigning? >> She said you can't be no hoe like no man. >> No you. >> What do you mean? >> What? >> Like you can't be a hoe like as a woman you can't be on the whole like the magnitude of like how men be hoes. >> What you mean? Why would you want to? >> That's what we saying. You can't. So that's what I was just saying. You just >> you're not saying that you want to, but there are some hoes that is >> Yeah. >> But when you go that far, it's like you doing way too much. Like you not supposed to out. >> Women got way way better finesse with. >> Yeah. They should. >> See, [ __ ] got to spend money. A woman all she got to do is just play like she like you. If she play like she like you. >> Don't say all don't say only. >> If she play like >> sometimes that [ __ ] hard cuz if a [ __ ] ugly as [ __ ] I'm mad as [ __ ] I got to see her in this ugly ass [ __ ] face. You [ __ ] up the finess. No, I'm finessing. But what I'm telling you is mad. No, what I'm saying is you >> you ain't got the heart to play the game. >> What I'm saying is is you're saying that like, oh, it's easy for women cuz all you got to do is act like. And what I'm telling you is is the act like part be hard because I got to sit here next to this ugly ass fat [ __ ] like I like them. >> And guess what? And you going to receive every benefit. >> Exactly. I'mma do it. But it's hard. >> It's hard, right? It's hard. But then you done done that so much and done conditioned yourself that now when you do get with a real [ __ ] it's harder for you to even see that. >> No, that's not true. >> [ __ ] game so much. >> No, you can realize you can pinpoint when you run a game and when you not. You think I'm running game so much to where like I know when I don't know when to not run it. >> Sometimes y'all get condition. >> Maybe sometimes women do, but I don't. So I don't know. >> Jojo, how long you been single? >> Huh? since like >> [ __ ] sounds stress. >> Uh [ __ ] officially really bro on and off but really cut off for real December. >> Oh y'all break up. >> [ __ ] just didn't work out. >> How long y'all was together before y'all broke up? >> Mm. >> On and off for like 6 years. On and off. >> Oh that's a long time. >> Yeah. Y'all in love still? >> Yeah. Y'all still in love? >> Y'all y'all off now? [ __ ] >> Yeah. talking about y'all going to be on a >> No, but this is the first time that we had no like it it was like no contact when it's over. No like physical contact over no physical contact with talking. >> Well, we have to because we have obligations. >> Oh, for sure. >> It just been different for me. And I don't know if because a [ __ ] just don't got, you know, older now and you just don't want to just be >> I thought you had done got married and [ __ ] leg. You married >> on the wrong thing. >> Go ahead on Lo. You know I've been divorced. >> I didn't know that. >> Fly. >> I got divorced. I got divorced in 6 months. >> For real? >> On Zoom. >> I did not know that. >> You got divorced in 6 months after your marriage on Zoom. >> I divorced that [ __ ] on Zoom. Oh, you the worst. That's some play [ __ ] >> Damn. >> I hold my phone like that. Walk around. Give you >> that [ __ ] came to court with a with a white beat on. >> [ __ ] ain't nothing to come on this court. That [ __ ] didn't give a [ __ ] That [ __ ] so ready to get rid of me. >> You stupid. >> Oh my god. You just so long you not ready for this. >> No, look. Give me the short version, [ __ ] >> Okay. >> This [ __ ] was so [ __ ] sick. >> What happened short? >> No, cuz I'm curious. >> So [ __ ] sick, bro. >> She's so stupid, bro. >> Yeah, man. >> I forgot you got married, bro. >> YEAH, ME TOO. HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT? >> She's so stupid, bro. Okay. >> No, it been probably what I almost six years now. About five, six years since I happened cuz you was in love. I saw a little video. You >> I want to say I was in love all you. >> You were happy. Shy, you were happy. No, real talk. You were happy. I happened to get married. Wait, so you wasn't in love and you [ __ ] >> I br him up here. You did bring that lane man feel man. >> YES I DID. >> YEAH HURT YOUR FEELINGS AND [ __ ] man [ __ ] was f damn man >> cap ass. >> But you were happy to see that you envisioned a future and you had a dream and for your friends to look on the outside. We were like man look at E man cuz to be real bro you don't be giving that puss up. You feel me? Like [ __ ] be like she do hang around us but [ __ ] SHE AIN'T [ __ ] WITH US. You feel me? WE HER BROTHERS for real. So to see her happy with like okay look at E sh that's all right there. >> Yeah what's up >> that was even talking about nothing. >> She was talking about you see how that you see >> I don't even f with little dick. I was sacrificing [ __ ] sacrific dumb ass [ __ ] like that for me. I can't do that. That's a bad stain on your name. >> I got to have that off rip because if you do do some dumbass [ __ ] up [ __ ] I got to remember like, >> oo, that's a bad stain on your name. But you can be whatever type of [ __ ] it is, but don't be that one. >> Yeah, >> that one. >> Yeah, cuz >> it's hard to come back for that [ __ ] >> Well, ain't no coming back. You just >> hope somebody like you at that point with the wrong brother. Come find out, man. I'm not going to [ __ ] I'm not going to say >> you [ __ ] with Damn. >> And the other brother's the one you should. >> No, not him. But he had a big dick. It was We all went to school together. His name used to be in the bathroom for a while. >> You already know. >> Now his name was on the bathroom mall. Such and such got a big dick. >> Damn. >> You know we work that [ __ ] on the mall. >> Yeah, I know. Such and such got a big dick. >> That why made me start my baby daddy. Everybody saying he had one like everybody like him. Worst [ __ ] ever. >> [ __ ] want a [ __ ] ran through. Stupid ass. >> She so damn stupid, bro. But it was kind of see what he was talking about, baby. >> But yeah, that [ __ ] was that [ __ ] was curiosity. So, how did you know it was over with? Like, how did you realize like, hold up, wait a minute. When did this [ __ ] start changing, >> man? You know what? I knew I ain't supposed to marry that man when I walked down the 6 months. >> I knew that. You know, you know I got married in Vegas, right? You know that. I got married in Vegas. When I walking down that aisle, I knew I ain't supposed to do that. Guess what song I came out on? >> Put it on and make them want to marry me. Shut the [ __ ] up. I KNOW YOU DID. >> PUT IT ON. PUT IT ON. MY BROTHER right now, he'll tell you. I don't know. Watch this [ __ ] online. >> This is [ __ ] up. This the most ghetto [ __ ] >> Yo, this story right here is pissing me off. E, what the [ __ ] >> That [ __ ] online, [ __ ] GOT MARRIED with Rashid playing n you ghetto as hell >> ghetto as [ __ ] I love it. >> Hold on. But that's how you had came out. You was marching like that. Eh, right. >> You was side stepping like that, MAN. YEAH. >> [ __ ] THAT'S how they told US TO DO IT. OH MY. >> Oh man. >> But you ghetto ass. >> E. That's the perfect song though. >> That was a perfect song choice. >> That's how you knew you weren't supposed to do it. >> I knew I marry him when I walking down that damn eye. I say, "Bitch, you so crazy. gone. You already there now. Go on and do it. Then I married the wrong [ __ ] anyway. >> Oh [ __ ] >> I We went to school together. I thought it was two short [ __ ] in my class. I thought he was the other one. Like >> you married the wrong [ __ ] >> Yeah, man. >> That's [ __ ] up. He going to hear this [ __ ] and be like, "So, I'm the wrong one." >> Yeah, [ __ ] We got divorced. >> Why you stupid? >> Of course you was the wrong one. >> Make up that I ain't lying. They they watch it online. >> They watched it online. My brother right there. >> Who your brother? >> Right there. That my big brother. >> Bro, you saw it online. >> I [ __ ] >> Yeah. I ain't tell you no lie. I tell you a joke, but I ain't going to tell you no lie. >> You living e. >> You still ain't tell it was over with. >> It was over with. >> So it's definitely over with from the start. >> Really from the start. But you still can't take >> what get. >> No, cuz first of all, he was like a preacher preacher son. >> You want a clean cut, [ __ ] >> He a preacher son. That [ __ ] work concrete. He >> What happened? What? What was the reason? >> I'm I'm trying to get to it. >> She talking about concrete. Hey man, your ass. >> Oh, HE'S SO BAD. >> OH, MAN. >> Oh my god. >> What else, man? >> Oh my god. >> You know, you do. >> That's [ __ ] up. Y'all laughing at that man, bro. >> OH, MAN. IT'S FLY. THIS IS FLY. >> He done swept you off your feet with the concrete. It was stuck. It's the concrete. Don't look at it again. Oh boy. You is >> I'm trying to change my life, bro. >> I knew you just went for something new. >> [ __ ] love you. >> Nah, she tried to go for something new. >> Yeah. Try to do something new. >> No. And not follow her [ __ ] heart. Thank you. >> Yeah. I've been needing that for so long. >> You had your [ __ ] work concrete before. >> No. The [ __ ] >> I think bro. >> That's a good 9 to5 [ __ ] >> I ain't mad at 9 to5. >> Just broad, man. That's all I can say. This [ __ ] just crazy. >> Some people cover that [ __ ] up so good. Damn, >> they do. >> It's hard cuz when you get in a marriage, it's like, man, you kind of locked in and now you got to go through a process to separate. You like but I start going to leave when they want to leave. >> Man, >> you feel me? >> It ain't that easy. It ain't that easy. Now you got process to leave. You like >> I got I got my [ __ ] a no. >> Oh, you did. You got a normal >> and I get a north on. >> So what's a no? >> Like usually we thought if you um married divorce quick or something like that then you get annoyed. But in the state of Georgia you can't get an annoyment >> cuz I didn't want it to count as a marriage. That's why that's the purpose of trying to get a norman. >> Uhhuh. >> But in the state of Georgia, you can't do that unless like it's some incest or you find out you were married to somebody else. >> But you got but you got married in Vegas. >> Yeah. But >> damn. So you couldn't get a norm, >> you know. >> So but it's all It was a good experience though, man. >> Well, y'all is stupid. >> This [ __ ] is so true though. >> Damn. 6 months married. >> 6 months. >> Hey, >> that's a good little time. >> Some women ain't even got that >> fact. You ain't been married six months. >> I ain't been married or proposed to. >> Damn. >> I've been proposed about three times. >> I know. I got a home girl that was proposed to like three times. >> I've been proposed to three times. >> I got I got two other home girls that was engaged and cheated on their [ __ ] >> get back with me and [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] crazy. >> Cold world out here. >> What you say, Jojo? >> I had two home girls who um were engaged and they cheated on they [ __ ] And then I had a home girl that got engaged like I got proposed to like three times. Yeah. I have another one married. >> Why do they cheat? Why they was a fiance? >> Cuz they're cheaters. Okay. Some people are just [ __ ] cheaters, man. >> Yeah. I couldn't believe it. >> I can't I can always believe it. See what I'm saying? >> Don't you think you going to get married? >> I don't know. >> I'm a hell of a catch though. I'm a hell of a catch. >> Okay. You better let them know. Talk to your >> They know. >> They know. They know. >> They [ __ ] know. I'm a hell of a catch. >> You stupid [ __ ] That what I be saying, too. >> I'm scared of this. >> I know I am. I be looking at my qualifications sometimes. >> I'll be like, "Boy, I don't know what this [ __ ] is." >> Somebody daughter going to get a whole goddamn husband. >> Oh, I thought somebody daughter >> whenever that time. I don't know. Hold on. I I just really want to know what's the next round, the next chapter going to be with my relationships cuz this [ __ ] hard though cuz they be acting nerd. >> They be acting like they can handle the lifestyle or whatever a [ __ ] got going. But then once they in be like, "No, [ __ ] you [ __ ] somebody." >> Mhm. Everybody like you never you too. >> They ain't never had that though. They ain't never had like they they woman around all that attention. It's really just the attention. It's just like how you said it. It depends on how I [ __ ] If you gave me a hard time, then maybe I can say, you know, it ain't it ain't easy to [ __ ] that mother. You know, >> SHE AIN'T COMING OFF A COMING OFF THAT PUSS like that. But if we [ __ ] in the car, >> man. >> Hey, don't tell him what she might do. >> He done been on the boat. Yeah. >> He got some of that hair booty. >> He got his booty. >> Booty. >> Well, at the end of the day, even if he felt like that, that that's him. That's all him. Like still an insecurity that that he got to go through. >> Yeah, he got to go through that. That's the best. That's the number one thing. You got to find somebody that you can trust. >> Even if even if you can't, they'll give a [ __ ] enough about you where you won't always catch them [ __ ] up. >> I should have brought that [ __ ] up. >> See, he done been there before, man. >> That booty, man. >> That booty. >> Just imagine [ __ ] and your girl booty though. >> She gave it to him. >> Yeah. You want some booty? You want some booty? >> That boot is something. >> That's a hell of a cheat. We done all been through some [ __ ] with these relationships, man. You just keep going. Keep fighting. Stay out there. >> [ __ ] Yes. The [ __ ] >> Don't search. Really? I've been super cool. Not searching, chilling. [ __ ] a [ __ ] girl in the ass. Get back. >> That [ __ ] feel great. >> You like that? >> Who me? She said she like being by herself. >> Oh, they said like being >> Why you like being by yourself? >> I'm saying like I like it for now. Like I like being able to >> You like being at peace. That's >> Yeah. I just like this peace that I'm at right now. And being >> find somebody to have fun with. >> I trade some of this peace for some head. >> Yeah. I want I want some head in the house. >> Y'all don't get it. >> I've been able to like walk in on so many other attention been directed. >> That's what I'm saying. like my energy. >> If I love you, I'm a love part. I'm going pour all into like the relationship building all types of [ __ ] >> I need to pour that into like myself, my business. What I want to do like somebody >> Yeah, I'm ready to trade in some of this peace puss. >> Sometimes I do get lonely. >> I don't blame you though. I'm with you. >> Somebody can bring the snacks from upstairs. I mean, yeah, eventually I want a [ __ ] but I've been okay right now without one. I've been >> I want some of that old school love. She can get used to [ __ ] Don't even get off the phone. Just put one T after. >> I obviously want a [ __ ] but right now I feel I'm just so good, bro. I'm just chilling. >> I got to get off the phone to get >> And I'm not like I'm not like turning [ __ ] down. Like if they want to go on a date or something like I'll go maybe. >> Oh, you getting some dick though. Am I going to get some dick? No. I You know I ain't >> You ask if I'm getting dick right now. >> Yes. >> You want to know if I'm actively [ __ ] You heard me first. >> You heard me. Don't go with the question. >> If I want some dick right now, I'm going to go get a what I said. That ain't the question. >> That ain't what I said. Yo, I said, "Oh, you getting some dick right now." >> Am I sane right now? Am I chilling? And am I sitting on this couch? I'm [ __ ] properly [ __ ] Then yes, [ __ ] I'm getting dick. >> No. If I came in this [ __ ] frazzled as [ __ ] Like, no, I'm not getting dick. This >> n I don't know the big word. Yeah. >> Yeah. He said dodge. >> Something she was doing. You heard what I said. >> She getting some dick. >> Yeah. I'm getting dick, >> dude. >> I be in every now and then with >> But that's what I'm saying. Like every now and then, but >> and I that's exactly what we just talking about. >> What? >> Well, I like get some dig. Oh yeah. AND TWICE A WEEK. TWICE A [ __ ] WEEK. >> Twice a week is a lot. >> See, that's why [ __ ] how you [ __ ] you going to always be >> Hold on. Wait. Hold on. How often did you get dick? >> [ __ ] you got dick on you. >> How I need to know how often you rece how often are you receiving sex? >> She said every now and then. >> Well, >> in a month. How many times? In a month. Y'all asking each other question, but won't nobody answer. >> Back to you. >> Reverse back to me. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to I'm going microphone. >> That's what the [ __ ] I thought. >> Stupid. >> Y'all [ __ ] stupid. That's >> That's crazy that y'all [ __ ] somebody and then looking for somebody to take you serious. >> No, no, no. What? [ __ ] hold on. >> You [ __ ] a [ __ ] but you hoping you meet a [ __ ] who raised me serious. >> [ __ ] please. >> [ __ ] counterproductive. >> No, it ain't, >> man. I'm just [ __ ] these hoes till I meet my wife. >> That's true. That's a thing. >> I CAN'T SEE. >> THAT'S NOT A THING. I thought that was >> my wife. Uh-huh. And save me from myself. >> Yeah. >> This is so >> Oh, every day she leave me out here. My husband, man, you go down. >> Where is my wife? Come save me from myself. >> Oh my god. >> Yes. Come and rescue me. I'm with you. >> I'm not taking these hoes serious. I just need this [ __ ] to keep me active. >> But you [ __ ] you [ __ ] like I would I'm going just be honest. Like for me, if I'm I would only [ __ ] one person. It's not like I'm going to be out here [ __ ] multiple people. It would be like one person and that would be if I want to have sex like Yeah. It ain't like a Oh, [ __ ] multiple [ __ ] That's That's insane. >> Oh, okay. Well, long as it's only one person, I get >> Yeah, it is fine. >> I guess that's all right. >> Yeah. Old reliable. >> Old faithful. Going crazy. Going home. >> Going crazy. Blast be stupid, bro. >> Going crazy. >> This [ __ ] is hilarious, man. I want my wife to just show up. Just save me from this [ __ ] >> I'm just [ __ ] these hoes. I meet my wife. >> But soon as I meet my wife, >> stupid. >> I'm cutting off sleep. >> Hell yeah. >> I would believe it. >> Crispy bacon, eggs, fluffy with the cheese in them. them big biscuits with a little gra. [ __ ] Waffle House. You can have that at home. >> I know. But I'm saying >> we got Waffle House at the [ __ ] house. >> But what I'm saying, we don't [ __ ] so good. I I want to like kind of like just go out and get swaff then come back and [ __ ] again. >> Go ahead. >> Dang. >> I miss those days. >> I miss them days. >> Cooking is a love language for me. Like >> like we [ __ ] and then go get the food then go home. But >> cook brother. It's a good damn date right there. Ain't that like going back home to it? Oh my god. >> Right. But everybody ain't got good seconds. >> Sloppy sex. >> No, you don't. >> It be so freaked out. >> What she saying? >> Slap the stick. >> I'm talking about steak from food. She talking about slap the stick. >> Why you had to say it like that? [ __ ] so stupid. A lie, [ __ ] Everybody like seconds ain't good, bro. It's good. Like the first time, but you got to reheat that. Put it in the refrigerator. [ __ ] Over it. >> Oh yeah, >> that [ __ ] over. >> Over. Everybody got reheatable food. >> No, for real. >> But that [ __ ] that [ __ ] like fast food. Once that [ __ ] dry throw that [ __ ] away. >> Over with you stupid, bro. >> I got my stab in her. That is I got snack coming out. Never heard no [ __ ] like that in my life, man. >> Yeah, clam. >> Y'all is crazy, man. Y acting up, man. >> Stupid, bro. Laugh probably the hardest I ever laugh. Oh, I caught the Holy Ghost, gang. Ain't never heard no [ __ ] like that, bro. >> Bro, what? What did What was in your mind all my popping? What the [ __ ] >> bro? The [ __ ] said >> [ __ ] said the girl cheated, bro. Let the girl let [ __ ] [ __ ] in the ass, man. >> IT'S IT'S ALL RIGHT. >> He offered it to him, man. Hey, ain't nothing you nobody. Damn. And she ain't give you no booty eating it. >> She ain't eat you no booty. >> Hit it. >> You ain't even know she got down like that. >> Damn. Oh my god. Lo, >> y'all ain't never even discussed this. >> Oh my goodness. >> Oh, this is the funniest [ __ ] in America. >> That's true. Somebody's out there in the butt. OVER [ __ ] with that [ __ ] with them bed bugs though. >> What you find out? She ain't get a [ __ ] up just under the butt. >> Oh, damn. That's worse. >> How How you going to find out though? >> Oh, you going to see. But when it's your turn. Hey man, >> somebody been through. >> That's why when you get older, you just have to start checking [ __ ] off that list that don't even matter, >> right? Bro, you ever been to like where them old church ladies be? >> They all they list be short as hell. Long as he ain't on no drugs and don't put his hands on me >> straight up. Yeah. >> That's all they looking for. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> They they'll deal with everything. Long as he'll do, too. Cuz you do one of them, it's that's it. >> Yeah, >> they get you. If you do one of them, >> oh, that's it. That's >> older women than dealt with [ __ ] who was on drugs and all kind of [ __ ] >> When James got on that pipe, >> he stole everything in my house. And I told myself, I will never deal with nobody who does drugs ever again. >> Cuz they saw two versions. They saw what could have been and then they saw what happened when a [ __ ] got on this [ __ ] >> Mhm. >> They like that. That [ __ ] done destroyed household game. >> Hell yeah. >> Why you stupid, bro? >> That's the thing. >> They going to call this episode the uh the dark truth episode. >> The dark truth. >> Oh my god, that is so dope. >> This this this was this therapy. Did we all uh >> I think everybody came out of this. Okay, we always talk a lot about the [ __ ] but the end the solution is >> we should treat one another with respect. [ __ ] on who we want to [ __ ] on. Have a great time and don't cheat in the >> butt. But >> all of that. Yeah. >> I thought the message of everybody got a little hoe in them. >> Everybody do a little ho. >> Everybody a little easy. >> But if you cheat and you do it in the morning, >> it's over. >> We going to be Hey, you you going to talk to that lady. You ain't going to tell that lady, bro. >> You evil. >> Oh my god. God. >> And you need to stop [ __ ] with people who got bed bugs. You could have endangered your whole household. You had to go home. You could have took them bed bugs home. >> You got a great heart, bro. Stop using it on people, man. That's abusing it. >> A long time ago, guys. I You live, you learn. >> Okay. >> Jojo says, >> the word bed bugs would terrify me. >> Yeah. >> Now bed bugs. That [ __ ] eat, bro. Like, bro, no. That [ __ ] like them like crabs. Yeah, that [ __ ] >> that [ __ ] like crabs, gang. >> Once some [ __ ] get on you, gang. Hey, man, you you scratching, gang. >> You got to move. You got to leave all that [ __ ] in there. >> You got to leave all that. >> You can tell when bed got bit, [ __ ] You soon as you lay down, >> what's the other, >> you get the itching. >> What's the other one? Oh, skes. >> Skies. Hold up. What that scab bees? >> That's it. Ain't no damn book. >> Yes, it is. It >> a ske, man. [ __ ] >> They in your bed. They be in your bed. You live like a meth if you got that [ __ ] [ __ ] >> I thought that was like a water [ __ ] >> They be in your bed. Don't they? >> Yeah. They be in your bed. Cuz I remember this lady in when I stayed in apartment, they came and took her children cuz children had skes on them. Where they had >> skes? I heard SK, but like they was >> Let me go look at them. >> Yeah, I remember the own. >> Yeah, >> for real. >> Yeah, but they be in the bed. >> Yeah. Don't they be in your bed? >> Yeah. Attach your skin. They stay up on you. >> Yeah. D. >> So what them little orange bugs is they be banging you and [ __ ] They they be flying. Them little small ass little oranges. >> Chiggers, huh? >> Ch. What? A tick. >> Chiggers. That's what they call. Them little small. They be moving real fast, but they be biting the [ __ ] at you. >> Chers. I ain't never know the word for it. Man, this was a good episode. I know. Chiggers. >> No, I ain't never know that. Them little orange bugs that be biting [ __ ] >> I know what you're talking about. >> Where they come from? Where them little [ __ ] come from? >> Rats. >> Grass. >> Oh, grass. You scared the [ __ ] say rat and rats. No, that's how you get the plague. >> Oh, >> boo plague. >> We don't talk about bugs and [ __ ] I never heard is not a damn bug. >> What is it? Come on now. >> It's mites. She just said that. >> He just told her. >> Microscopic mites. >> They just get they get on your skin. >> Scabies is a is a contagious skin condition. No. >> Yes. No. No. No. >> Scabies is a highly contagious skin condition. >> It's caused by tiny mites. >> Yeah. But it's but scabes is a skin >> you can get scabes from bed. >> You can get scabes from a lot of different things. You usually like how it spreads is it's like skin-to-skin contact with someone who has scabies. >> Dirt get them from them little bugs. >> Damn. So you get scabby for eating coochie? >> No. Stop making up [ __ ] No. >> No. >> Say skinny skin. >> Don't go to real. Yeah. No, you just you get it from a person. You only can get it from a person. >> Hey, bro. I'm not even going to lie. I enjoyed this episode. It was very wholesome. Even though we're expressing our >> our our traumas, >> it turned into some therapy. >> Oh, it was beautiful. >> Get some great balance from women. For real though. For real. For real. We have a lot of legs on this show. >> I love I love coming up here with y'all. So many guys over there on Broken Play. >> Yeah. I love my folks over there on Broken Play. >> Oh yeah. Y'all been out here making big moves. Been outside. >> We pulling up at events and [ __ ] >> Yeah, we be at events. We was just in LA. >> Well, for prize for prize pick, right? >> Mhm. Yeah. >> Prize pick from that BET man going crazy, man. For sure. >> Hell yeah. >> That [ __ ] just feel good to see y'all folk just handing y'all business. [ __ ] I know. >> Seen on BT. That was dope as hell. See that >> [ __ ] be everywhere. >> I love that [ __ ] >> Drinking Don Julio. >> Mhm. >> On TV. >> Hey. >> Those are props, guys. >> Could have been records. >> You drinking D Julio on TV? >> Hell yeah. >> Okay then. >> Knowing that was real Dulio. >> For sure. For sure. >> Oh yeah. He had now just admitted it on the show today. He was like they were like make sure you get those props of Don Julio. He say he was looking around like props, [ __ ] This Don Julio in here. [ __ ] is you talking about? >> He ain't playing about that lip. >> No, >> bro. >> I love that about him cuz neither am I. So that's why when we be in LA and wherever the hell, we be like, "Bar, >> you got to have that, bro. I'm going to start streaming, bro. >> You can drink. I can >> I saw you on there with Neon. Started streaming, bro. Yeah, this [ __ ] is >> [ __ ] together. >> You should deem >> the great for kids, but >> I need to stay youthful. >> We about to put the lobster food on. >> Hang Larry the Lobster. >> Larry the L. >> Yeah. No, man. But them kids, it's I don't know, man. Once you get them, you got them. >> They so easy to entertain, bro. >> Wow. >> But they're there. >> Mhm. >> You feel me? They're like there. >> You got my support. Good, buddy. >> You talking about streaming? Yeah. >> Yeah. I did it for like I don't know. >> You gave up 5 days. I did cuz I have other stuff that's like >> for sure. You have to put it in your You have to put it fit in your life. >> Yeah. It has to fit in my life. >> And I can't sit and just talk to myself on camera like I'm about to start too. Then when you start I'm start but I'm going have something to do like I can't do that either. Well I'm like there and I'm like >> all right. No man get the [ __ ] on man. Look at you. >> So one time trying to trying to get my niche back on damn just on the internet period. Instagram or something. >> Go ahead, man. >> That talking good. >> What's your IG? >> Erica Duchess. >> Uhhuh. Say it again. >> Erica Duchess. >> I said it again. >> Erica Duchess. >> What's your IG? >> Uh underscore Jojo Alonszo. underscore Jojo Alonzo. >> Yeah, the other Jojo Alonzo with no underscore. She ain't posted since 2006. >> Oh, >> 2016. >> What happened? >> I'm saying like she got my damn name and she don't even be on there. >> Damn. >> So what? You got two underscores? >> Just one. >> Uh, >> but the regular just Jojo Allonzo with no underscore. [ __ ] I ain't even active. >> So what your [ __ ] is? Jojo Allonzo_. >> It's underscore Jojo Alonzo. >> Oh, okay. I ain't even know like so many Dutches. I really thought I just came up with some [ __ ] >> No, you know we should smoke that. >> No, not like how I spell my name. >> Oh, no. Duchess is D U T C that's the weed. But the Dutch is like the princess is D U C H E S. >> And I thought Duchess. >> Oh >> yeah. You know the dukes. >> That's what I thought. >> And I thought I had like that name like me. But >> I ain't never look it like that. I would always thought about weed. >> That's funny as [ __ ] >> I get so mad. Somebody if they like make my fly or something, put that tea in there. I be mad as hell. >> Yeah. >> Start though running back. >> This ain't right. >> Okay. My bad. This one the crib. >> You're an idiot. >> Your mind is crazy, too. >> Hey man, we appreciate y'all stopping through here and [ __ ] with us. What time it is? >> Love y'all, man. 2 in the morning. >> Man, we've been in here talking [ __ ] for about 2 or 3 hours, man. >> Y'all [ __ ] I had a great time. I'm not going to lie. This was a This was a blast. >> I had a great time. I love y'all. >> I needed this laugh, >> man. Y'all know where we at. Y'all stop through and [ __ ] with us sometime. 85. 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