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The video chronicles the beginning of the College Football Playoffs in Wheel of Cut Season 27, where the creator's LSU team enters Round One having gone undefeated during the regular season with a perfect 5-0 record. Despite narrowly winning every game and failing to meet the specific touchdown requirement for a jackpot challenge wheel, the dominant performance left the squad intact without any player losses due to defeat. The primary focus of this episode shifts from the already formidable offense—which features an upgraded offensive captain named Trade Green—to strengthening the defense before the playoffs commence. With only two spins available in playoff mode and the wheel being "juiced" for better rewards, the creator prioritizes upgrading defensive positions that were previously weak links on the roster to ensure they can handle high-level competition like Oregon. During the first spin of the challenge wheel, the team secures an 84 overall Defensive Tackle named Marquee Gray, significantly thickening their defensive line and providing a new prestige option for future seasons. The second spin yields Dante Joiner from the Sunday Spotlight promo pack, who is selected over other options like Chris Peelle due to his superior stats despite being shorter; he immediately replaces Leonard Moore at corner one while creating depth in the nickel and dime sets with Jojo Johnson or Bryce Fitzgerald as backups. These acquisitions provide a massive boost to the defensive unit, allowing for consistent coverage schemes that rely heavily on zone defense rather than man-to-man matchups, effectively neutralizing opposing offenses before kickoff against Oregon. The playoff game itself is an intense battle where LSU faces off against Oregon in what feels like a major matchup despite being just Round One of the playoffs. The offense struggles initially with missed reads and fumbles but eventually finds rhythm through pitch plays involving Bo Jackson and Robert Griffin III, culminating in a crucial touchdown on fourth down to take a seven-point lead late in the first half. However, the defense faces its toughest test as Oregon mounts a comeback drive featuring lethal running attacks that wear down defenders; LSU's cornerback Leonard Moore makes several key stops but ultimately drops two interceptions while failing to convert critical third downs or force turnovers against Oregon's persistent ground game and trick plays. In the final minutes of regulation with seconds ticking away, LSU manages to score another touchdown via a speed option pitch play involving Bo Jackson, extending their lead just enough to survive until overtime rules apply in this specific mode. Although they secure two-point conversions that keep them ahead, the defense holds strong against Oregon's desperate attempts to tie or win the game through trick plays and long runs, ultimately prevailing with a decisive victory. This win advances LSU to the Round of Eight, leaving only one more round before the potential National Championship; however, the creator acknowledges that this first-round cakewalk was deceptive given the dropped interceptions and realizes the remaining playoff games will be far more difficult without further upgrades or better defensive consistency.
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of the prestige god. I still [music] got it. >> They tried telling me that Uncle was washed and he was chopped. Start a family, get a job, etc. I got Sir Elli's back. TRADE GREEN GOT AN UPGRADE AND WE'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS. SO, TRADE Green was our offensive team captain for LSU season. And team captains have the same rules as prestige players. If they ever get an upgrade, it's automatically added to the team. AND DAMN, DID HE GET AN UPGRADE. Trade Green is instantly the highest overall player on this team. He's actually an 89 overall, but he's boosted on my lineup from some chemistries. So now he's a 90. Not only is he 6'7, but he is now the fastest player on my team with the best route running, the best catch in traffic. This guy is going to be a green catch nightmare. This card is ridiculous. I actually think this is one of the best cards in the game right now. >> He's instantly added to OUR SQUAD. LET'S NOT FORGET THE MAIN PLOT, THOUGH. This is the first SEASON AT WHEEL COLLEGE 27 and we had to fight through the regular season to get here. Despite narrowly winning every single game, we went 5 and 0 in the regular season. However, for the first time in a wheel of series, I came short on the regular season CHALLENGE WHEEL. I NEEDED 24 touchdowns and I really didn't come close. So, no jackpot. BUT DOMINATING EVERY SINGLE GAME had its benefits, too. Our team is in an amazing spot. We never lost players from losing. We completed a lot of challenge wheels and had a rage quit to end it off. Here's the team headed into our first playoff game. Offensive line has a lot of players out of position, but it's still a really good offensive line. I could realistically upgrade a right guard or left tackle, and that's pretty much it. Tight end is a disgustingly good position on this team. Trade Greed with Kayn Chudzinski at depth. He's also doubling as wide receiver three with Jeremiah Smith and Evan Stewart as our wide receivers. And in the back field is Owen Allen, Bo Jackson, and Robert Griffin III. We even have Darius Taylor for depth. The offense is disgusting, but I don't think that's the focus of our episode today. I think the focus should be defense. Rod Moore is a relatively low overall, but he's really, really good. I don't got to replace him. Ricky Gibson is nothing to write home about. Neither is Jojo Johnson, so my corners could get an upgrade. I still have a 77 overall at DTackle, too. That could get an upgrade. Frankly, my entire defensive line outside of Fischer Kmak could get an upgrade. I have a solid kicker now, Big [ __ ] Brock, our 82 overall kicker. I don't have a great punter, but that doesn't matter too much. I doubt I'll be punting. Knock on wood. And our specialists are equally solid. We've got great linebackers with defensive team captain Whit Weekes, Miles Graham, Junior Seo, and Trey Lean. SO, REMEMBER, TODAY IS THE START OF THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFFS, and we begin in round 12. Technically, I went undefeated. I could have a buy, but I think that goes against the spirit of the game. SO, WE'VE GOT TO WIN TODAY TO ADVANCE to the round of eight. Then it'll be the final four and hopefully a national championship for LSU. It all starts with our wheel spins. Remember, it's the playoffs. Only two wheel spins, but the wheel is juiced. And that's a pretty damn good wheel spin, but it's not crazy juice. Our first of two spins is our choice of an 84 overall player. This would be an upgrade at right guard and left tackle, but I don't think I'd burn it anywhere else on the offense. I think I just need to beef up this D line. I mean, Carter Jenke has been like shockingly crazy good. He's only an 83 overall. So, let's go get the best 84 DTackle we can get. Potentially even a new prestige option. I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, but if we make the national championship, we earn another prestige player. So, it's always nice to have players on the team that are good prestige options. Like if I could get a legend here or maybe a really popular college football player, it would be better as a prestige option. I'm looking for somebody relatively fast because running backs and quarterbacks just blow by everybody. 79 speed on Isaiah Johnson. That's actually pretty good. We got Isaiah Johnson. We got David Stone, Oklahoma Alexander, Oregon. He looks like a unit. Will Eckles, he may not be the fastest. I know I just said that, but this guy has crazy stats for an 84 overall. 87 strength, power moves, and block shed for an 84 overall detackle. He's not much on the finesse front, but that's cuz he's 6'4", 322 lbs. That's a thick unit. That's a big girl. >> Ain't nothing wrong. Hey, ain't nothing wrong with big girl. Guys are always talking about how they're ashamed. >> You know, show I don't want to show. Oh, I took over four. I don't want to tell anybody. >> YOU'RE POUNDING A THICK TORTOISE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL YOUR BOYS. WHAT ARE YOU GREEDY? Are you scared they're going to take her? That's the GRADE THEY TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE. WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? SHRIMP CLUBS ARE GOING TO GO INTO BUSINESS. OH. OH. Marquee Gray. What are we talking about? 84 overall DTackle. Feedom's Marquee Gray Shield. I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right. I don't care. You clicked on this video cuz you sat down with dinner. And it's time to have your little toddler iPad time, didn't you? You little freak. Yeah. Clock that little cuck. I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS TEAM NEEDED going into the playoffs. Dline's looking a lot thicker. Okay. I said I wanted a deep tackle. And the Wheel Dogs blessed us. Our second and final wheel spin for the playoffs is Ooh, I was going to say I don't have anybody on my team from this promo, but I'm looking at one of them. Junior Sea, our backup middle linebacker, is from Sunday Spotlight. I honestly don't really know what this promo is supposed to be. More importantly, I don't care. We've got 250,000 coins to spend as we please in the Sunday spotlight promo. I think a corner would be really good. Now, the really good news is a lot of these player prices have come down recently on the auction house. Like Djan Lee is already an insane option. He's 6'4 85 speed. He's 100,000 coins. So, that's in our budget. That's a crazy corner by the way. He's six. That's such a good corner. Green catching is so broken. We got Chris Peele as well. Chris Peele higher overall, better overall stats, 3 in shorter, although his stats are significantly better. Definitely leaning towards Chris Peele right now. Dante Joiner is under. Damn. 87 overall. Dante Joiner. So, the stats keep getting better, but the corners keep getting shorter. I guess the question is what do I value most? Not getting green caught on or just my corner being good at everything? And I think I value my corner being good at everything. Maybe that'll come back to bite me. Dante Jordan 87 overall. Marilyn Terrapin 87 speed and 89 zone. And I run almost exclusively zone. The reason you run man is cuz you make a [ __ ] ton of adjustments or you blitz a lot. And I don't do either. He's got 82 strength, which is actually really shocking for a corner. He has 82 hit power. Oh my god. Actually, this guy's kind of a unit. DANTE JOINER 225. I did not think we'd be able to afford that in that budget. That's big. He actually now competes with Leonard Moore. He's the same overall as prestige Leonard Moore, who was far and away our best corner for a while there. So, heading into our first playoff game, the defense gets a massive jump. Dante Joiner is actually corner one now. Leonard Moore moves corner two, but I'm going to switch that. Leonard Moore is still our best corner because he's 6'2. If all things are equal, they're relatively the same stats. I'm taking the taller one. That moves Jojo Johnson to corner three, but that really should be Ricky Gibson. What we have now is depth. In my nickel and dime sets, either Jojo Johnson can come in or our backup strong safety, Bryce Fitzgerald, can come in. I don't like either of them that much, but Dante Joiner and Leonard Moore will always be on the field no matter what set we're in. So, that's huge. Big defensive upgrades. We get a Mizu Tiger and a Marilyn Terrapin. And this team's ready for its first playoff game. All that's left is the challenge wheel. And don't forget that [music] this IS JUICED IN THE PLAYOFFS, TOO. DUDE, I saw you guys getting pissed in the comments about me pitching. Number one, the voices in my head don't stop. OKAY, IF THEY'RE TELLING ME TO PITCH IT, you want me just to ignore them? You don't know what they do to me at night if I ignore them. You're going to be extra pissed off today. I have to score a touchdown pitching the football. It could be as simple as a halfback toss. It could be a speed option. Also, the voices in my head could yell at me on a pick six and that would count, too. The reason the challenge me is so juiced is in the playoffs we unlock the training store. Now, normally if I complete a challenge, I can open any pack in the store with coins, but the training store is crazy juiced. For example, there's a rush premium training pack, any 82 plus overall. There's a LIMITED OPPORTUNITY PACK, which is either a dog ship player or a limited, which is a crazy gamble. And then if we wanted to play it safe, I mean, these are insane. You get an 87 plus guaranteed phenom. get an 87 plus guaranteed Sunday spotlight and 87 plus prime prospect. You get the idea. Completing the challenge wheel in the playoffs is super important for building a CRAZY TEAM. ALTHOUGH NATURALLY, FAR AND AWAY THE MOST IMPORTANT thing is winning the game so that we can advance to the next round of the playoffs. AS IT STANDS RIGHT NOW, LSU HAS TO KEEP PLAYING THE WAY WE'VE been playing. Play our best football. Don't turn the ball over AND ADVANCE. I COULD EVEN GET ANOTHER 40 BOMB THAT'S ON the table. LSU Tigers. That's his top five. And it's going to be a wit weeks off. It's going to be a wit weeks off. How is Tradez? Uhoh. He doesn't have an ability on. That's why. I was ABOUT TO SAY TRADEZMAN top three. OH, DUDE. EVERY SINGLE match up we gotten has been against a banger team. We played like Texas, Ohio State, now Oregon. I know it doesn't really matter. It's not like I'm playing the Oregon team, but it's cool that it feels like a big matchup in the playoffs. LSU versus Oregon in the first round as Evan Stewart goes down. We start with the ball on the 22 and I think I just want to come out and run this thing. I haven't ran a lot of full house. I haven't ran almost any Wildcat. I'm going to start out Wildcat. I'm going to start out Wildcat. Also, I wouldn't hate going to a speed option. Let's see how quickly he notices. BO JACKSON IN THE Wildat and he just got an auto [ __ ] swim move. That had so much room to work with. Oh, that's brutal. Uh, well, it's Chudzinski block in there. It's Chudzinski block in there. It's all good. Is Bo Jackson throwing this? Did I just make a huge mistake? Holy [ __ ] Bo is throwing this. Do I snap this? [ __ ] it. [laughter] BO JACKSON TO RG3. I got six yards ON THAT. YO, THAT WAS ACTUALLY A HUGE MISTAKE. I thought I switched to a different formation. I didn't. But we got a Bo Jackson to RG3 throw to start us out. I'm never going to complain about that. Jeremiah Smith looks really open. I'm not sure what he's running here. Here I got Tradez in the back field here. Kind of like a pseudo fullback, but he can run routes out of that. Third and six. He does not get to Jeremiah nearly fast enough. You got to be ready for that, buddy. If you're going to line up in that, it's an easy complete. Look at his user just stun locked right there. Didn't know who to take. That works great for Jeremiah. And I'm so confused by my abilities. It's saying Evan Stewart has an ability, which he totally does not. Oh no, it's just start player. Never mind. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. This isn't Madden. Let's go trade as on the checkown because I'm an MM [ __ ] fraud. Go ahead, laugh it up, you little cuck. Enjoy me banging your mom tonight. Hey, when you crawl out of your dungeon because she's done making your lunch, just know that I clapped her [ __ ] cheese. Jeremiah, do I got a green and I don't Oh, we got rocked though. Got rocked right on the ball. That could have been a That could have been a fumble. Okay, I think it's worth pulling out a pitch play early in case Bo takes us to the house. WE'RE GOING SPEED OPTION TO THE RIGHT. I HAVE TO PITCH IT. RG3. Oh my god, that was so money. Usually they get that off. That was really weird. He had a second opinion on it. SECOND OF 14, WE'RE RUNNING THE ROCK HERE. BOSE'S going to get a decent chunk. Third and 10. This is not the offense we want right now. I got to take a shot. Okay, I think I mean on third and 10, we got to look at Tradez or we got to look at Jeremiah Smith and we just go up for a green if it's there. I'm going to give Tradez the corner. B is my check down and then Chud is my ultimate check down. I like this third and 10. Who's going to be home? B right in the middle. It's too easy sometimes. It's too easy sometimes. I don't know what kind of pitch plays this playbook has outside of speed option, but I'm scared to run speed option after that. Okay, let's be patient. That is what the [ __ ] Can we watch that back? That is so criminal. That was a dead nuts perfect pass to a butt naked wideopen wide receiver and it went 84 ft behind it. It's almost not even worth running the ball. I'm going to run. Is this insane to come out and go line right now? IS GOAL LINE STRONG TOSS. THIS IS A diabolical play call or am I a genius? My center, my right guard and my right tackle are pull blocking. SECOND AND 10. I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. LOOKS GOOD. CUT IT UP THE MIDDLE BOW and it doesn't get in. Nasty play call though. This could be our pitch touchdown. I'm about to just run it again. I'm just going to run it again. Get to the edge. Get Oh, is there a magnet in my pocket? Are you just happy to see me? What the [ __ ] He teleported on me. I should have cut that up, THOUGH. SECOND AND GOAL. WE CANNOT JEOPARDIZE THE MISSION for a pitch touchdown. Let's focus on scoring here. What's the playbook? The playbook is RG three. ROBERT GRIFFIN THE THIRD. HOLD IT UP. We got seven on our first drive. Took a lot of clock though. That is not forbomb efficiency, I'll tell you that. And with Brock Taylor, we can very consistently hit our field goals now. 70 against Oregon. Let's see what their offense looks like. He definitely made some good defensive plays though. Those swims were good. He shut down the speed option and he made that really good heatseeker tackle. First and 10. When we get back on offense, I'm going to try something out. Whoa, that has way too much room. Nice tackle. 15. That's Leonard Moore picking that up. That That was looking scary fast. I'm really glad he got on that. I'm going to go on Graham. He goes with another counter run and it's got a lot of room, too. Raan Luke is cooking right now. I got to get I need to start cut sticking him. I need him to feel it. Let's see if he runs it again. I'm going to pull Leonard Moore down. Jet sweep. There's the JET SWEEP. TOO MANY BODIES. If Young Bloodood didn't get it, I was getting it. Very good stop right there. Oregon looking to establish the run here. Great job by Jack Young Bloodood. I don't think I, you know, it's like a psychology thing after you have such a weak run, you just pass. And I think he's just going to pass here. Second and 13. The corner route is super open. Good cut stick. Huge cut stick. And look at that, dude. So, I've heard that if you cut stick, it has way more wear and tear. And already his tight end has minus4 speed off that one tack. Also, cut sticking is just way more consistent. Unless they're hurdling. Unless they got the nuts to hurdle. Uh-oh. DOES HE STILL THROW IT? WHAT ARE YOU? NO. OH MY GOD. I WAS RIGHT THERE. I mean, I WAS THERE, BUT HE ABOUT dunked on my [ __ ] head. He about put his nuts on the back of my forehead and told me to get a mushroom stamp. Luckily, kind of Houston was in there. I think he would have dunked on me. Fourth and three. Does he run this? I don't think so. I'm going on Leonard Moore. THIS COULD BE THE STOP IN THE PLAYOFFS EARLY. [ __ ] That's the second time he hit that. That's very consistent. That very quick corner route. I think it's a corner route that he is stemming down to be shorter. You can stem routes in this game. I don't do it almost ever cuz I don't believe in that kind of witchcraft feminism [ __ ] What the [ __ ] That was crazy. That went from a sack to a interception to a 30-yard gain by the offense. Damn. I don't know how the hell he did that. He's going back to the run now. I got to bring Ken Houston in. There it is. There it is. And it doesn't matter cuz he's picking up so much. I'm running the ball again if I'm him. Let me hop on Trey Le and get ready for an inside zone. Okay. Okay. BIG HIT. MORE of that. All it takes is one fumble, but he got rocked. Goes pistol. Full house. This could be so many things. There's passes out of this. There's triple option. I'm just going to go on Graham. There's the pass. Doesn't have the over the middle. Does have the check out. Where is my team? Where is my team? I'm in a zone. I don't know what happened on that. I think my linebacker just took off. No, you did not. No, you did not. That's so big. He just missed the PAT. There's 2 minutes 30 seconds left. He gets the ball at half. If I score, I'm going for two. We can take a two possession lead off that. That's massive. Okay, Evan Stewart's going nowhere. He got flattened and I'm lucky he didn't fumble that thing. The thing about the speed option is the speed option was there. I just didn't get to pitch him. Let's see if I can get another crack at this. There it is. There it is. BO, CAN YOU FIND A WAY, BO? OH, he didn't switch on. I should have just ran his ass over. I thought he was going to switch on. I could take that angle to the crib. That would have been our pitch touchdown. First and 10. SWITCH TO INSIDE zone after he's all nervous. After he's all nervous of the speed option, we switch inside zone. Okay, let's keep playing our game here. I feel obligated to use Trade Green because he's so good, but I don't want to force a pass that I wouldn't otherwise throw. I think if he's camping zone, I need to I need to beam him for it. [music] Beautiful. Okay. What the [ __ ] is that? That is the second time. What the [ __ ] is that? Okay, this is a simple read though. This is actually so easy to execute on. I can just run it again and get the first Whit Weeks, his linebacker on the left that he's usering, has to guard both Jeremiah and Bo in this coverage cuz he's in a zone. So, let's see what he takes. Takes Jeremiah. We throw Bow. It really is that simple. if he's going to camp that defense. I can no huddle and run the exact same thing because if he commits to bow, his zone coverage is not able to get Jeremiah there. So, let's see if he commits to bow now. >> Literally exactly Jeremiah. Ooh, actually should be chewing clock here. No, I'm not going to. I'm going to try to force a turnover. First and goal. We'll score quick. We got three timeouts. Let's just see how our defense can play. Okay, patience. B just Dude, now we chill. Yikes. I needed B to even pretend to block that guy for a second there. Second and goal. 8 seconds on the clock. I'm going speed option. Okay. Okay. [screaming] Oh, what happened? What happened? He was going TO MAKE THE TACKLE. HE like glitched. I DUDE, I HAVE NO IDEA. I THINK HE SWITCHED ON AND DOVE too early. LOOK AT THIS. 36 IS GOING TO BLOW THAT PLAY UP. THIS IS HUGE THOUGH. This is huge. We take a seven-point lead. There's 47 seconds. He has all the timeouts. If I can get this in there, though. Take a huge lead. I'm going to wide zone Bo Jackson. BO IS HOT RIGHT NOW. He's on that user whit weeks. He's on 40. I'm going to fake an audible. And we're snapping this. And he's floating to the wrong side. No way. Hold your blocks. He was so out of position. Jeremiah Smith. That was the worst block [music] attempt. What the [ __ ] Jeremiah got OKAY, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. IT'S EXCITING to get the touchdown, but that dude a a two possession lead is so big right there. So, I don't know what kick return he's in, but he not feeling those back. He's got 44 seconds and three timeouts to tie this game up. This will be big right here. I don't think he can realistically run the ball now way the way the clock is. So, he's going to have to find his MAN OPEN SOMEWHERE. And it's such good defense, but it's not intercepted. Great job, Leonard Moore. Great job, Leonard Moore. All right, I've set no heat all day. This will be the FIRST TIME WE SEND ANYTHING. He'll check it DOWN INTO THE MIDDLE. Take a couple of awkward hits. Get himself a third and two. No timeouts burn. I'm not risking man coverage. We go Tampa two here. See what he pulls out. Third and two. We know we want something short. We know WE WANT SOMETHING SHORT. WHERE you What? WHAT THE [ __ ] IS WITH MY DEFENSE RIGHT NOW? DID I NOT DID I not just perfectly play that ball? Why is this not intercepted? I just glitched into a tackle animation. Look at that. Oh, it's right in his mitts. That's so brutal. ANOTHER FOURTH DOWN. ANOTHER CHANCE TO END IT OFF. I'm guarding the flat. I'm guarding this running back out of the back field. Fourth and two. I'm guarding number two. Come on, Whit. [ __ ] Oh, he sold it. Oh my god. My presence. My presence was enough. Holy [ __ ] I was out of position on that running back. I think he thought I was going to have him, but I didn't. All right, first and 10. 16 SECONDS. WHY NOT TAKE A SHOT? I DON'T EVEN GET THE METER. TRADE GREEN. No green needed. First playoff game is going crazy. Instant Tutty out of our brand new tight end. I've already got my pitch touchdown. I'm going for two again. [ __ ] it. Where's your defense, RG? Damn. Damn, this Usuzer actually kind of had me bottled up. I wasn't even looking at my passes. I just thought RG3 would get there. I'm digging myself an awkward hole here with these two-point conversions. Now, I went from being able to take this big lead to now looking at a 19-6 score, but either way, it's first and 10 with 8 seconds. He'd have to throw a bomb, call a timeout, and get a field goal just to make it a 9-point. And he's going full house. So, this is presumably a triple option. Maybe a trick play. I'm backing up Lenmore pitches. Whoa, that actually got some crazy yards. That's a pitch play. He's got the same challenge wheel I've got. I'm not letting no shenanigans happen this time. Second and inches. Don't guess pass. Float over the top of Bryce Fitzgerald. He is in trouble. There's almost nothing he can throw. Well, there is. There is something he can throw, but all it got him was some wear and tear. We go into the half. Six to 19 Oregon ball. If he completes a perfect drive, it's 13/19. Every turnover counts. I mean, this is 40 bombable. I got 19 in the first half. Could easily been 2021 if I wasn't a greedy bastard. And he does need to go back to that. His run game was lethal. Honestly, like it's kind of funny, but the meta in this game is just to run the ball, which it never is. It's always pass. But with passing, there's so many things that go wrong in this game right now. You're kind of incentivized to just run. Third and three. Going to simulate a little pressure here. This is the counter. This is the formation he's ran counter out of. So, Ken Houston, you got to be ready. There it is. Oh my god. That was Dude, he's lit up, though. His wear and tear is torched. He's He's rocking minus two on everything on average. Let's get that even worse. Keep lighting him up, boys. Does he run it again? He's going to fully run out of stamina. That running back is 310 play action. He's got the left side crosser. Maybe not. Ken, I have genuinely dropped two interceptions today. Maybe three. Holy [ __ ] THAT WAS THROUGH HIS MITTS. HOLY [ __ ] EATING A POPCORN. ORVILLE. Check down. Check down. SO I CAN [ __ ] TAKE IT. OH, GOOD PASS BREAK UP. GOOD PASS BREAK UP. OREGON is beating me in rushing yards, but we're dominating the passing game and the touchdown game. My defense is there. I might run a stunt. I haven't ran any stunts. I'm Fischer Kak in coverage right now, by the way. Diabolical. Look at that. Way to get home. Huge play coming up here. Call a timeout. I want to run a stunt on defense. So, a stunt is when you have your Dline come in at different looping or blitzing angles. The way you do it is when you're about to call a play. I'm going to call cover three cloud strong. I'm going to hold Y. It's going to pull up all the stunts. And I'm going to try a left pirate threeman. A left pirate threeman. If your girl ever ends up in a left pirate threeman, you might be [ __ ] COOKED. GUESS PASS LEFT PIRATE THREEMAN. OH MY GOD. IT'S GONNA GET HOME. [laughter] YO, THAT WAS OUR THAT WAS OUR THICK UNIT. THAT WAS GENIUS. THIS game is over. If I convert on this possession, this game is over. I think he might have transitioned to man coverage. He did. [ __ ] it. Genuinely, [ __ ] it. Oh, I want it so bad. I want it so bad. I want that green. He's only got one high safety. Here's what we do. We're going to block bow and I'm just going to send trade. Nobody can guard him. He's fast. I'M A HURDLE. COME ON. OH, WHAT THE WHAT? >> Give me the hurdle. HE DIDN'T EVEN JUMP. ABSOLUTE diva doesn't even jump. Tra, can you legitimately just cook him for me? Can you make my [music] job really easy? I'm going to hurdle with RG3. [screaming] You [ __ ] like that? OH MY GOD. [screaming] ROBERT GRIFFIN the third. I don't even think he Oh, he didn't even dive. That wasn't He didn't go low. He didn't dive. I think I jumped straight over top of him or over his shoulder. I would quit, too. I would quit, too. I would quit, too. That is a commendable quit. Holy [ __ ] FIRST THINGS FIRST, GENTLEMEN. With that huge win, we advance in the playoffs. LSU is moving on to the round of eight. That means there's two wins standing between us and the national championship. Number two, our challenge was for a pitch touchdown. And it might have been a total fluke and Bo Jackson might have gotten super lucky, but it was a pitch touchdown. Meaning I can get any pack in the training store. If I was feeling spicy as [ __ ] or my team was so goated, I would do the rush limited opportunity pack. Like I would I would take the chance on a limited. But here's the thing. An 87 overall at pretty much any position upgrades my team outside of literally trade as green. Outside of a tight end, this is an upgrade to OUR TEAM. >> ALL RIGHT, LET me see limited. IF I SEE THE LIMITED FLASH, WE KNOW IT'S ONE OF THE BIG DOGS, NOT a limited. 87 true. Damn, Deion Sanders Jr. looking kind of thick, Dion. Oh, sorry, I mispronounced it. Barry Sanders Jr. looking kind of thick. Barry Sanders Jr., that's a big ass dude. Tennessee right tackle. My right tackle's pretty good, though. Maybe I move my right tackle to right guard. Clemens. H Clemens has been pretty good, too. Maybe I leave Clemens. This is an interesting choice here. So, the one player that's truly like, ah, no, but Retrell Perry is an 83 left tackle. I should probably move left, guys. L wanted to do my challenge wheel today. Come tell him. I already I already completed my challenge. L said that I should not spin the challenge wheel and I should just do her challenge. Go ahead and tell I told him that I want him to throw a Hail Mary and he [music] has to try to throw a Hail Mary until he scores. No more MM checks. >> I would I would Number one, I didn't check down I didn't check down one single time the entire video today. >> That's such a lie. >> Twitch I checked down so many times today. I won though. I dominated. >> Well, next time there's not going to be any check down and it's going to be a Hail Mary for the win. >> That's an insane. You want me to keep throwing it until I score? Can I Can I scram? Can I scram? It's not supposed to be easy. >> Can I scramble? >> That's not throwing it. >> All right, guys. Next episode's challenge is to throw a Hail Mary. Okay, the door's shut. There's no [ __ ] way I'm doing that. >> I don't know that any of this matters so much, but what I do know is that Eupani Lulu's got to go. He has been getting bullied, bro. Whenever somebody blows a play up instantly, it's on him. Honestly, I'm overthinking this because I still have next episode to add players. So, wow, he's an 88 at right tackle. Damn. Okay, here's how the offensive line's going to look right now. David Sanders at right tackle, which benefits RG3 scrambling out to the right side. Calvin Clemens, our right tackle, moves to left tackle. And then honestly, just my priority for next episode is going to get Eupani an upgrade. I need to get a true 85 overall or better right guard in that slot. And I guess eventually I could get a true 86 left tackle, but that's low on the priority list. It's a nasty addition to our offensive line, though. And Clement's just been really good. I'm excited to see how he plays that left tackle, honestly. I'll be totally honest with you, that was a cakewalk first round of the playoffs. There's no question about that. But in that game, I dropped literally two interceptions. I do not think the rest of our playoff run is going to be that easy. And I need to come down with those interceptions. And I'm excited for the next round of the playoffs. I love you, boys. I'll see you then. Peace. [music] >> [music]