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The video chronicles the beginning of the College Football Playoffs in Wheel of Cut Season 27, where the creator's LSU team enters Round One having gone undefeated during the regular season with a perfect 5-0 record. Despite narrowly winning every game and failing to meet the specific touchdown requirement for a jackpot challenge wheel, the dominant performance left the squad intact without any player losses due to defeat. The primary focus of this episode shifts from the already formidable offense—which features an upgraded offensive captain named Trade Green—to strengthening the defense before the playoffs commence. With only two spins available in playoff mode and the wheel being "juiced" for better rewards, the creator prioritizes upgrading defensive positions that were previously weak links on the roster to ensure they can handle high-level competition like Oregon.
During the first spin of the challenge wheel, the team secures an 84 overall Defensive Tackle named Marquee Gray, significantly thickening their defensive line and providing a new prestige option for future seasons. The second spin yields Dante Joiner from the Sunday Spotlight promo pack, who is selected over other options like Chris Peelle due to his superior stats despite being shorter; he immediately replaces Leonard Moore at corner one while creating depth in the nickel and dime sets with Jojo Johnson or Bryce Fitzgerald as backups. These acquisitions provide a massive boost to the defensive unit, allowing for consistent coverage schemes that rely heavily on zone defense rather than man-to-man matchups, effectively neutralizing opposing offenses before kickoff against Oregon.
The playoff game itself is an intense battle where LSU faces off against Oregon in what feels like a major matchup despite being just Round One of the playoffs. The offense struggles initially with missed reads and fumbles but eventually finds rhythm through pitch plays involving Bo Jackson and Robert Griffin III, culminating in a crucial touchdown on fourth down to take a seven-point lead late in the first half. However, the defense faces its toughest test as Oregon mounts a comeback drive featuring lethal running attacks that wear down defenders; LSU's cornerback Leonard Moore makes several key stops but ultimately drops two interceptions while failing to convert critical third downs or force turnovers against Oregon's persistent ground game and trick plays.
In the final minutes of regulation with seconds ticking away, LSU manages to score another touchdown via a speed option pitch play involving Bo Jackson, extending their lead just enough to survive until overtime rules apply in this specific mode. Although they secure two-point conversions that keep them ahead, the defense holds strong against Oregon's desperate attempts to tie or win the game through trick plays and long runs, ultimately prevailing with a decisive victory. This win advances LSU to the Round of Eight, leaving only one more round before the potential National Championship; however, the creator acknowledges that this first-round cakewalk was deceptive given the dropped interceptions and realizes the remaining playoff games will be far more difficult without further upgrades or better defensive consistency.
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of the prestige god. I still [music] got
it.
>> They tried telling me that Uncle was
washed and he was chopped. Start a
family, get a job, etc. I got Sir Elli's
back. TRADE GREEN GOT AN UPGRADE AND
WE'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS. SO, TRADE Green
was our offensive team captain for LSU
season. And team captains have the same
rules as prestige players. If they ever
get an upgrade, it's automatically added
to the team. AND DAMN, DID HE GET AN
UPGRADE. Trade Green is instantly the
highest overall player on this team.
He's actually an 89 overall, but he's
boosted on my lineup from some
chemistries. So now he's a 90. Not only
is he 6'7, but he is now the fastest
player on my team with the best route
running, the best catch in traffic. This
guy is going to be a green catch
nightmare. This card is ridiculous. I
actually think this is one of the best
cards in the game right now.
>> He's instantly added to OUR SQUAD. LET'S
NOT FORGET THE MAIN PLOT, THOUGH. This
is the first SEASON AT WHEEL COLLEGE 27
and we had to fight through the regular
season to get here. Despite narrowly
winning every single game, we went 5 and
0 in the regular season. However, for
the first time in a wheel of series, I
came short on the regular season
CHALLENGE WHEEL. I NEEDED 24 touchdowns
and I really didn't come close. So, no
jackpot. BUT DOMINATING EVERY SINGLE
GAME had its benefits, too. Our team is
in an amazing spot. We never lost
players from losing. We completed a lot
of challenge wheels and had a rage quit
to end it off. Here's the team headed
into our first playoff game. Offensive
line has a lot of players out of
position, but it's still a really good
offensive line. I could realistically
upgrade a right guard or left tackle,
and that's pretty much it. Tight end is
a disgustingly good position on this
team. Trade Greed with Kayn Chudzinski
at depth. He's also doubling as wide
receiver three with Jeremiah Smith and
Evan Stewart as our wide receivers. And
in the back field is Owen Allen, Bo
Jackson, and Robert Griffin III. We even
have Darius Taylor for depth. The
offense is disgusting, but I don't think
that's the focus of our episode today. I
think the focus should be defense. Rod
Moore is a relatively low overall, but
he's really, really good. I don't got to
replace him. Ricky Gibson is nothing to
write home about. Neither is Jojo
Johnson, so my corners could get an
upgrade. I still have a 77 overall at
DTackle, too. That could get an upgrade.
Frankly, my entire defensive line
outside of Fischer Kmak could get an
upgrade. I have a solid kicker now, Big
[ __ ] Brock, our 82 overall kicker. I
don't have a great punter, but that
doesn't matter too much. I doubt I'll be
punting. Knock on wood. And our
specialists are equally solid. We've got
great linebackers with defensive team
captain Whit Weekes, Miles Graham,
Junior Seo, and Trey Lean. SO, REMEMBER,
TODAY IS THE START OF THE COLLEGE
FOOTBALL PLAYOFFS, and we begin in round
12. Technically, I went undefeated. I
could have a buy, but I think that goes
against the spirit of the game. SO,
WE'VE GOT TO WIN TODAY TO ADVANCE to the
round of eight. Then it'll be the final
four and hopefully a national
championship for LSU. It all starts with
our wheel spins. Remember, it's the
playoffs. Only two wheel spins, but the
wheel is juiced.
And that's a pretty damn good wheel
spin, but it's not crazy juice. Our
first of two spins is our choice of an
84 overall player. This would be an
upgrade at right guard and left tackle,
but I don't think I'd burn it anywhere
else on the offense. I think I just need
to beef up this D line. I mean, Carter
Jenke has been like shockingly crazy
good. He's only an 83 overall. So, let's
go get the best 84 DTackle we can get.
Potentially even a new prestige option.
I don't want to get ahead of ourselves,
but if we make the national
championship, we earn another prestige
player. So, it's always nice to have
players on the team that are good
prestige options. Like if I could get a
legend here or maybe a really popular
college football player, it would be
better as a prestige option. I'm looking
for somebody relatively fast because
running backs and quarterbacks just blow
by everybody. 79 speed on Isaiah
Johnson. That's actually pretty good. We
got Isaiah Johnson. We got David Stone,
Oklahoma
Alexander, Oregon. He looks like a unit.
Will Eckles, he may not be the fastest.
I know I just said that, but this guy
has crazy stats for an 84 overall. 87
strength, power moves, and block shed
for an 84 overall detackle. He's not
much on the finesse front, but that's
cuz he's 6'4", 322 lbs. That's a thick
unit. That's a big girl.
>> Ain't nothing wrong. Hey, ain't nothing
wrong with big girl. Guys are always
talking about how they're ashamed.
>> You know, show I don't want to show. Oh,
I took over four. I don't want to tell
anybody.
>> YOU'RE POUNDING A THICK TORTOISE AND YOU
DON'T WANT TO TELL YOUR BOYS. WHAT ARE
YOU GREEDY? Are you scared they're going
to take her? That's the GRADE THEY
TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE. WHAT WERE WE
TALKING ABOUT? SHRIMP CLUBS ARE GOING TO
GO INTO BUSINESS. OH. OH. Marquee Gray.
What are we talking about? 84 overall
DTackle. Feedom's Marquee Gray Shield. I
don't know if I'm pronouncing that
right. I don't care. You clicked on this
video cuz you sat down with dinner. And
it's time to have your little toddler
iPad time, didn't you? You little freak.
Yeah. Clock that little cuck. I THINK
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS TEAM NEEDED
going into the playoffs. Dline's looking
a lot thicker. Okay. I said I wanted a
deep tackle. And the Wheel Dogs blessed
us. Our second and final wheel spin for
the playoffs is
Ooh, I was going to say I don't have
anybody on my team from this promo, but
I'm looking at one of them. Junior Sea,
our backup middle linebacker, is from
Sunday Spotlight. I honestly don't
really know what this promo is supposed
to be. More importantly, I don't care.
We've got 250,000
coins to spend as we please in the
Sunday spotlight promo. I think a corner
would be really good. Now, the really
good news is a lot of these player
prices have come down recently on the
auction house. Like Djan Lee is already
an insane option. He's 6'4 85 speed.
He's 100,000 coins. So, that's in our
budget. That's a crazy corner by the
way. He's six. That's such a good
corner. Green catching is so broken. We
got Chris Peele as well. Chris Peele
higher overall, better overall stats, 3
in shorter, although his stats are
significantly better. Definitely leaning
towards Chris Peele right now. Dante
Joiner is under. Damn. 87 overall. Dante
Joiner. So, the stats keep getting
better, but the corners keep getting
shorter. I guess the question is what do
I value most? Not getting green caught
on or just my corner being good at
everything? And I think I value my
corner being good at everything. Maybe
that'll come back to bite me. Dante
Jordan 87 overall. Marilyn Terrapin 87
speed and 89 zone. And I run almost
exclusively zone. The reason you run man
is cuz you make a [ __ ] ton of
adjustments or you blitz a lot. And I
don't do either. He's got 82 strength,
which is actually really shocking for a
corner. He has 82 hit power. Oh my god.
Actually, this guy's kind of a unit.
DANTE JOINER 225. I did not think we'd
be able to afford that in that budget.
That's big. He actually now competes
with Leonard Moore. He's the same
overall as prestige Leonard Moore, who
was far and away our best corner for a
while there. So, heading into our first
playoff game, the defense gets a massive
jump. Dante Joiner is actually corner
one now. Leonard Moore moves corner two,
but I'm going to switch that. Leonard
Moore is still our best corner because
he's 6'2. If all things are equal,
they're relatively the same stats. I'm
taking the taller one. That moves Jojo
Johnson to corner three, but that really
should be Ricky Gibson. What we have now
is depth. In my nickel and dime sets,
either Jojo Johnson can come in or our
backup strong safety, Bryce Fitzgerald,
can come in. I don't like either of them
that much, but Dante Joiner and Leonard
Moore will always be on the field no
matter what set we're in. So, that's
huge. Big defensive upgrades. We get a
Mizu Tiger and a Marilyn Terrapin. And
this team's ready for its first playoff
game. All that's left is the challenge
wheel. And don't forget that [music]
this IS JUICED IN THE PLAYOFFS, TOO.
DUDE, I saw you guys getting pissed in
the comments about me pitching. Number
one, the voices in my head don't stop.
OKAY, IF THEY'RE TELLING ME TO PITCH IT,
you want me just to ignore them? You
don't know what they do to me at night
if I ignore them. You're going to be
extra pissed off today. I have to score
a touchdown pitching the football. It
could be as simple as a halfback toss.
It could be a speed option. Also, the
voices in my head could yell at me on a
pick six and that would count, too. The
reason the challenge me is so juiced is
in the playoffs we unlock the training
store. Now, normally if I complete a
challenge, I can open any pack in the
store with coins, but the training store
is crazy juiced. For example, there's a
rush premium training pack, any 82 plus
overall. There's a LIMITED OPPORTUNITY
PACK, which is either a dog ship player
or a limited, which is a crazy gamble.
And then if we wanted to play it safe, I
mean, these are insane. You get an 87
plus guaranteed phenom. get an 87 plus
guaranteed Sunday spotlight and 87 plus
prime prospect. You get the idea.
Completing the challenge wheel in the
playoffs is super important for building
a CRAZY TEAM. ALTHOUGH NATURALLY, FAR
AND AWAY THE MOST IMPORTANT thing is
winning the game so that we can advance
to the next round of the playoffs. AS IT
STANDS RIGHT NOW, LSU HAS TO KEEP
PLAYING THE WAY WE'VE been playing. Play
our best football. Don't turn the ball
over AND ADVANCE. I COULD EVEN GET
ANOTHER 40 BOMB THAT'S ON the table. LSU
Tigers. That's his top five. And it's
going to be a wit weeks off. It's going
to be a wit weeks off. How is Tradez?
Uhoh. He doesn't have an ability on.
That's why. I was ABOUT TO SAY TRADEZMAN
top three. OH, DUDE. EVERY SINGLE match
up we gotten has been against a banger
team. We played like Texas, Ohio State,
now Oregon. I know it doesn't really
matter. It's not like I'm playing the
Oregon team, but it's cool that it feels
like a big matchup in the playoffs. LSU
versus Oregon in the first round as Evan
Stewart goes down. We start with the
ball on the 22 and I think I just want
to come out and run this thing. I
haven't ran a lot of full house. I
haven't ran almost any Wildcat. I'm
going to start out Wildcat. I'm going to
start out Wildcat. Also, I wouldn't hate
going to a speed option. Let's see how
quickly he notices. BO JACKSON IN THE
Wildat and he just got an auto [ __ ]
swim move. That had so much room to work
with. Oh, that's brutal. Uh, well, it's
Chudzinski block in there. It's
Chudzinski block in there. It's all
good. Is Bo Jackson throwing this? Did I
just make a huge mistake? Holy [ __ ] Bo
is throwing this. Do I snap this? [ __ ]
it.
[laughter] BO JACKSON TO RG3.
I got six yards ON THAT. YO, THAT WAS
ACTUALLY A HUGE MISTAKE. I thought I
switched to a different formation. I
didn't. But we got a Bo Jackson to RG3
throw to start us out. I'm never going
to complain about that. Jeremiah Smith
looks really open. I'm not sure what
he's running here. Here I got Tradez in
the back field here. Kind of like a
pseudo fullback, but he can run routes
out of that. Third and six. He does not
get to Jeremiah nearly fast enough. You
got to be ready for that, buddy. If
you're going to line up in that, it's an
easy complete. Look at his user just
stun locked right there. Didn't know who
to take. That works great for Jeremiah.
And I'm so confused by my abilities.
It's saying Evan Stewart has an ability,
which he totally does not. Oh no, it's
just start player. Never mind. I'm an
idiot. I'm an idiot. This isn't Madden.
Let's go trade as on the checkown
because I'm an MM [ __ ] fraud. Go
ahead, laugh it up, you little cuck.
Enjoy me banging your mom tonight. Hey,
when you crawl out of your dungeon
because she's done making your lunch,
just know that I clapped her [ __ ]
cheese. Jeremiah, do I got a green and I
don't Oh, we got rocked though. Got
rocked right on the ball. That could
have been a That could have been a
fumble. Okay, I think it's worth pulling
out a pitch play early in case Bo takes
us to the house. WE'RE GOING SPEED
OPTION TO THE RIGHT. I HAVE TO PITCH IT.
RG3. Oh my god, that was so money.
Usually they get that off. That was
really weird. He had a second opinion on
it. SECOND OF 14, WE'RE RUNNING THE ROCK
HERE. BOSE'S going to get a decent
chunk. Third and 10. This is not the
offense we want right now. I got to take
a shot. Okay, I think I mean on third
and 10, we got to look at Tradez or we
got to look at Jeremiah Smith and we
just go up for a green if it's there.
I'm going to give Tradez the corner. B
is my check down and then Chud is my
ultimate check down. I like this third
and 10. Who's going to be home? B right
in the middle. It's too easy sometimes.
It's too easy sometimes. I don't know
what kind of pitch plays this playbook
has outside of speed option, but I'm
scared to run speed option after that.
Okay, let's be patient.
That is what the [ __ ] Can we watch that
back? That is so criminal. That was a
dead nuts perfect pass to a butt naked
wideopen wide receiver and it went 84 ft
behind it. It's almost not even worth
running the ball. I'm going to run. Is
this insane to come out and go line
right now? IS GOAL LINE STRONG TOSS.
THIS IS A diabolical play call or am I a
genius? My center, my right guard and my
right tackle are pull blocking. SECOND
AND 10. I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE GOING TO
FIND OUT. LOOKS GOOD. CUT IT UP THE
MIDDLE BOW and it doesn't get in. Nasty
play call though. This could be our
pitch touchdown. I'm about to just run
it again. I'm just going to run it
again. Get to the edge. Get Oh, is there
a magnet in my pocket? Are you just
happy to see me? What the [ __ ] He
teleported on me. I should have cut that
up, THOUGH. SECOND AND GOAL. WE CANNOT
JEOPARDIZE THE MISSION for a pitch
touchdown. Let's focus on scoring here.
What's the playbook? The playbook is RG
three. ROBERT GRIFFIN THE THIRD. HOLD IT
UP. We got seven on our first drive.
Took a lot of clock though. That is not
forbomb efficiency, I'll tell you that.
And with Brock Taylor, we can very
consistently hit our field goals now. 70
against Oregon. Let's see what their
offense looks like. He definitely made
some good defensive plays though. Those
swims were good. He shut down the speed
option and he made that really good
heatseeker tackle. First and 10. When we
get back on offense, I'm going to try
something out. Whoa, that has way too
much room. Nice tackle. 15. That's
Leonard Moore picking that up. That That
was looking scary fast. I'm really glad
he got on that. I'm going to go on
Graham. He goes with another counter run
and it's got a lot of room, too. Raan
Luke is cooking right now. I got to get
I need to start cut sticking him. I need
him to feel it. Let's see if he runs it
again. I'm going to pull Leonard Moore
down. Jet sweep. There's the JET SWEEP.
TOO MANY BODIES. If Young Bloodood
didn't get it, I was getting it. Very
good stop right there. Oregon looking to
establish the run here. Great job by
Jack Young Bloodood. I don't think I,
you know, it's like a psychology thing
after you have such a weak run, you just
pass. And I think he's just going to
pass here. Second and 13. The corner
route is super open. Good cut stick.
Huge cut stick. And look at that, dude.
So, I've heard that if you cut stick, it
has way more wear and tear. And already
his tight end has minus4 speed off that
one tack. Also, cut sticking is just way
more consistent. Unless they're
hurdling. Unless they got the nuts to
hurdle. Uh-oh. DOES HE STILL THROW IT?
WHAT ARE YOU? NO. OH MY GOD. I WAS RIGHT
THERE. I mean, I WAS THERE, BUT HE ABOUT
dunked on my [ __ ] head. He about put
his nuts on the back of my forehead and
told me to get a mushroom stamp.
Luckily, kind of Houston was in there. I
think he would have dunked on me. Fourth
and three. Does he run this? I don't
think so. I'm going on Leonard Moore.
THIS COULD BE THE STOP IN THE PLAYOFFS
EARLY.
[ __ ] That's the second time he hit
that. That's very consistent. That very
quick corner route. I think it's a
corner route that he is stemming down to
be shorter. You can stem routes in this
game. I don't do it almost ever cuz I
don't believe in that kind of witchcraft
feminism [ __ ] What the [ __ ]
That was crazy. That went from a sack to
a interception to a 30-yard gain by the
offense. Damn. I don't know how the hell
he did that. He's going back to the run
now. I got to bring Ken Houston in.
There it is. There it is. And it doesn't
matter cuz he's picking up so much. I'm
running the ball again if I'm him. Let
me hop on Trey Le and get ready for an
inside zone. Okay. Okay. BIG HIT. MORE
of that. All it takes is one fumble, but
he got rocked. Goes pistol. Full house.
This could be so many things. There's
passes out of this. There's triple
option. I'm just going to go on Graham.
There's the pass. Doesn't have the over
the middle. Does have the check out.
Where is my team?
Where is my team? I'm in a zone. I don't
know what happened on that. I think my
linebacker just took off. No, you did
not. No, you did not. That's so big. He
just missed the PAT. There's 2 minutes
30 seconds left. He gets the ball at
half. If I score, I'm going for two. We
can take a two possession lead off that.
That's massive. Okay, Evan Stewart's
going nowhere. He got flattened and I'm
lucky he didn't fumble that thing. The
thing about the speed option is the
speed option was there. I just didn't
get to pitch him. Let's see if I can get
another crack at this. There it is.
There it is. BO, CAN YOU FIND A WAY, BO?
OH, he didn't switch on. I should have
just ran his ass over. I thought he was
going to switch on. I could take that
angle to the crib. That would have been
our pitch touchdown. First and 10.
SWITCH TO INSIDE zone after he's all
nervous.
After he's all nervous of the speed
option, we switch inside zone. Okay,
let's keep playing our game here. I feel
obligated to use Trade Green because
he's so good, but I don't want to force
a pass that I wouldn't otherwise throw.
I think if he's camping zone, I need to
I need to beam him for it. [music]
Beautiful. Okay. What the [ __ ] is that?
That is the second time. What the [ __ ]
is that? Okay, this is a simple read
though. This is actually so easy to
execute on. I can just run it again and
get the first Whit Weeks, his linebacker
on the left that he's usering, has to
guard both Jeremiah and Bo in this
coverage cuz he's in a zone. So, let's
see what he takes.
Takes Jeremiah. We throw Bow. It really
is that simple. if he's going to camp
that defense. I can no huddle and run
the exact same thing because if he
commits to bow, his zone coverage is not
able to get Jeremiah there. So, let's
see if he commits to bow now.
>> Literally exactly
Jeremiah. Ooh, actually should be
chewing clock here. No, I'm not going
to. I'm going to try to force a
turnover. First and goal. We'll score
quick. We got three timeouts. Let's just
see how our defense can play.
Okay, patience. B just Dude, now we
chill. Yikes. I needed B to even pretend
to block that guy for a second there.
Second and goal. 8 seconds on the clock.
I'm going speed option.
Okay. Okay. [screaming] Oh, what
happened?
What happened? He was going TO MAKE THE
TACKLE. HE like glitched. I DUDE, I HAVE
NO IDEA. I THINK HE SWITCHED ON AND DOVE
too early. LOOK AT THIS. 36 IS GOING TO
BLOW THAT PLAY UP. THIS IS HUGE THOUGH.
This is huge. We take a seven-point
lead. There's 47 seconds. He has all the
timeouts. If I can get this in there,
though. Take a huge lead. I'm going to
wide zone Bo Jackson. BO IS HOT RIGHT
NOW. He's on that user whit weeks. He's
on 40. I'm going to fake an audible. And
we're snapping this. And he's floating
to the wrong side.
No way. Hold your blocks. He was so out
of position. Jeremiah Smith. That was
the worst block [music] attempt. What
the [ __ ] Jeremiah got OKAY, IT'S NOT A
BIG DEAL. IT'S EXCITING to get the
touchdown, but that dude a a two
possession lead is so big right there.
So, I don't know what kick return he's
in, but he not feeling those back. He's
got 44 seconds and three timeouts to tie
this game up. This will be big right
here. I don't think he can realistically
run the ball now way the way the clock
is. So, he's going to have to find his
MAN OPEN SOMEWHERE.
And it's such good defense, but it's not
intercepted. Great job, Leonard Moore.
Great job, Leonard Moore. All right,
I've set no heat all day. This will be
the FIRST TIME WE SEND ANYTHING. He'll
check it DOWN INTO THE MIDDLE. Take a
couple of awkward hits. Get himself a
third and two. No timeouts burn. I'm not
risking man coverage. We go Tampa two
here. See what he pulls out. Third and
two. We know we want something short. We
know WE WANT SOMETHING SHORT. WHERE you
What? WHAT THE [ __ ] IS WITH MY DEFENSE
RIGHT NOW? DID I NOT DID I not just
perfectly play that ball? Why is this
not intercepted? I just glitched into a
tackle animation. Look at that. Oh, it's
right in his mitts. That's so brutal.
ANOTHER FOURTH DOWN. ANOTHER CHANCE TO
END IT OFF. I'm guarding the flat. I'm
guarding this running back out of the
back field. Fourth and two. I'm guarding
number two. Come on, Whit.
[ __ ] Oh, he sold it. Oh my god. My
presence. My presence was enough. Holy
[ __ ] I was out of position on that
running back. I think he thought I was
going to have him, but I didn't. All
right, first and 10. 16 SECONDS.
WHY NOT TAKE A SHOT? I DON'T EVEN GET
THE METER. TRADE GREEN. No green needed.
First playoff game is going crazy.
Instant Tutty out of our brand new tight
end. I've already got my pitch
touchdown. I'm going for two again. [ __ ]
it. Where's your defense,
RG? Damn. Damn, this Usuzer actually
kind of had me bottled up. I wasn't even
looking at my passes. I just thought RG3
would get there. I'm digging myself an
awkward hole here with these two-point
conversions. Now, I went from being able
to take this big lead to now looking at
a 19-6 score,
but either way, it's first and 10 with 8
seconds. He'd have to throw a bomb, call
a timeout, and get a field goal just to
make it a 9-point. And he's going full
house. So, this is presumably a triple
option. Maybe a trick play. I'm backing
up Lenmore
pitches. Whoa,
that actually got some crazy yards.
That's a pitch play. He's got the same
challenge wheel I've got. I'm not
letting no shenanigans happen this time.
Second and inches. Don't guess pass.
Float over the top of Bryce Fitzgerald.
He is in trouble. There's almost nothing
he can throw. Well, there is. There is
something he can throw, but all it got
him was some wear and tear. We go into
the half. Six to 19 Oregon ball. If he
completes a perfect drive, it's 13/19.
Every turnover counts. I mean, this is
40 bombable. I got 19 in the first half.
Could easily been 2021 if I wasn't a
greedy bastard. And he does need to go
back to that. His run game was lethal.
Honestly, like it's kind of funny, but
the meta in this game is just to run the
ball, which it never is. It's always
pass. But with passing, there's so many
things that go wrong in this game right
now. You're kind of incentivized to just
run. Third and three. Going to simulate
a little pressure here. This is the
counter. This is the formation he's ran
counter out of. So, Ken Houston, you got
to be ready. There it is. Oh my god.
That was Dude, he's lit up, though. His
wear and tear is torched. He's He's
rocking minus two on everything on
average. Let's get that even worse. Keep
lighting him up, boys. Does he run it
again? He's going to fully run out of
stamina. That running back is 310 play
action. He's got the left side crosser.
Maybe not. Ken,
I have genuinely dropped two
interceptions today. Maybe three. Holy
[ __ ] THAT WAS THROUGH HIS MITTS. HOLY
[ __ ] EATING A POPCORN. ORVILLE.
Check down. Check down. SO I CAN [ __ ]
TAKE IT. OH, GOOD PASS BREAK UP. GOOD
PASS BREAK UP. OREGON is beating me in
rushing yards, but we're dominating the
passing game and the touchdown game. My
defense is there. I might run a stunt. I
haven't ran any stunts. I'm Fischer Kak
in coverage right now, by the way.
Diabolical. Look at that. Way to get
home. Huge play coming up here. Call a
timeout. I want to run a stunt on
defense. So, a stunt is when you have
your Dline come in at different looping
or blitzing angles. The way you do it is
when you're about to call a play. I'm
going to call cover three cloud strong.
I'm going to hold Y. It's going to pull
up all the stunts. And I'm going to try
a left pirate threeman. A left pirate
threeman. If your girl ever ends up in a
left pirate threeman, you might be
[ __ ] COOKED. GUESS PASS LEFT PIRATE
THREEMAN. OH MY GOD. IT'S GONNA GET
HOME. [laughter]
YO, THAT WAS OUR THAT WAS OUR THICK
UNIT. THAT WAS GENIUS. THIS game is
over. If I convert on this possession,
this game is over. I think he might have
transitioned to man coverage.
He did. [ __ ] it. Genuinely, [ __ ] it. Oh,
I want it so bad. I want it so bad. I
want that green. He's only got one high
safety. Here's what we do. We're going
to block bow and I'm just going to send
trade.
Nobody can guard him. He's fast. I'M A
HURDLE. COME ON. OH, WHAT THE WHAT?
>> Give me the hurdle. HE DIDN'T EVEN JUMP.
ABSOLUTE diva doesn't even jump. Tra,
can you legitimately just cook him for
me? Can you make my [music] job really
easy?
I'm going to hurdle with RG3.
[screaming]
You [ __ ] like that?
OH MY GOD. [screaming] ROBERT GRIFFIN
the third. I don't even think he Oh,
he didn't even dive. That wasn't He
didn't go low. He didn't dive. I think I
jumped straight over top of him or over
his shoulder. I would quit, too. I would
quit, too. I would quit, too. That is a
commendable quit. Holy [ __ ] FIRST
THINGS FIRST, GENTLEMEN. With that huge
win, we advance in the playoffs. LSU is
moving on to the round of eight. That
means there's two wins standing between
us and the national championship. Number
two, our challenge was for a pitch
touchdown. And it might have been a
total fluke and Bo Jackson might have
gotten super lucky, but it was a pitch
touchdown. Meaning I can get any pack in
the training store. If I was feeling
spicy as [ __ ] or my team was so goated,
I would do the rush limited opportunity
pack. Like I would I would take the
chance on a limited. But here's the
thing. An 87 overall at pretty much any
position upgrades my team outside of
literally trade as green. Outside of a
tight end, this is an upgrade to OUR
TEAM.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET me see limited. IF I SEE
THE LIMITED FLASH, WE KNOW IT'S ONE OF
THE BIG DOGS, NOT a limited. 87 true.
Damn, Deion Sanders Jr. looking kind of
thick, Dion. Oh, sorry, I mispronounced
it. Barry Sanders Jr. looking kind of
thick. Barry Sanders Jr., that's a big
ass dude. Tennessee right tackle. My
right tackle's pretty good, though.
Maybe I move my right tackle to right
guard. Clemens. H Clemens has been
pretty good, too. Maybe I leave Clemens.
This is an interesting choice here. So,
the one player that's truly like, ah,
no, but Retrell Perry is an 83 left
tackle. I should probably move left,
guys. L wanted to do my challenge wheel
today. Come tell him. I already I
already completed my challenge. L said
that I should not spin the challenge
wheel and I should just do her
challenge. Go ahead and tell I told him
that I want him to throw a Hail Mary and
he [music] has to try to throw a Hail
Mary until he scores. No more MM checks.
>> I would I would Number one, I didn't
check down I didn't check down one
single time the entire video today.
>> That's such a lie.
>> Twitch
I checked down so many times today. I
won though. I dominated.
>> Well, next time there's not going to be
any check down and it's going to be a
Hail Mary for the win.
>> That's an insane. You want me to keep
throwing it until I score? Can I Can I
scram? Can I scram? It's not supposed to
be easy.
>> Can I scramble?
>> That's not throwing it.
>> All right, guys. Next episode's
challenge is to throw a Hail Mary. Okay,
the door's shut. There's no [ __ ] way
I'm doing that.
>> I don't know that any of this matters so
much, but what I do know is that Eupani
Lulu's got to go. He has been getting
bullied, bro. Whenever somebody blows a
play up instantly, it's on him.
Honestly, I'm overthinking this because
I still have next episode to add
players. So, wow, he's an 88 at right
tackle. Damn. Okay, here's how the
offensive line's going to look right
now. David Sanders at right tackle,
which benefits RG3 scrambling out to the
right side. Calvin Clemens, our right
tackle, moves to left tackle. And then
honestly, just my priority for next
episode is going to get Eupani an
upgrade. I need to get a true 85 overall
or better right guard in that slot. And
I guess eventually I could get a true 86
left tackle, but that's low on the
priority list. It's a nasty addition to
our offensive line, though. And
Clement's just been really good. I'm
excited to see how he plays that left
tackle, honestly. I'll be totally honest
with you, that was a cakewalk first
round of the playoffs. There's no
question about that. But in that game, I
dropped literally two interceptions. I
do not think the rest of our playoff run
is going to be that easy. And I need to
come down with those interceptions. And
I'm excited for the next round of the
playoffs. I love you, boys. I'll see you
then. Peace.
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