The Collapse Of The West Or The Birth Of A New Era? - Douglas Murray
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Douglas Murray joins the show to discuss President Trump's early administration, noting a mixed but efficient start characterized by immediate action on tariffs and border security. While acknowledging short-term market turmoil regarding trade policies, Murray argues that Trump effectively utilizes presidential orders because he knows which levers pull results immediately, contrasting this with his first term where such efficiency was lacking. A significant accomplishment highlighted is the drastic reduction in illegal crossings at the southern border, though Murray admits to collateral damage from deportations involving innocent individuals or those of criminals, a trade-off he deems necessary given that the previous status quo was untenable. He also touches on the broader economic context, suggesting that while Americans complain about costs and jobs, they simultaneously consume cheap goods made with slave labor abroad; returning manufacturing could solve these issues if political will existed to support it. The conversation shifts to the state of Western civilization and the "death cults" Murray explores in his new book, *Democracies and Death Cults*. He describes a West attempting to erase itself through anti-Western assaults that have recently been halted but warns against overcorrection into equally extreme positions. Using Israel as a counter-example, he notes how younger generations there were dismissed by elders as "brain rot" obsessed with social media before being galvanized to defend their nation during the October 7th attacks and subsequent conflicts in Gaza and Lebanon. Murray contrasts this resilience with alarming statistics from Western democracies like America and Britain, where polls show a majority of young people would not fight for their country against an existential invasion, citing reasons ranging from Hollywood pacifism narratives to caring for elderly relatives as primary deterrents. Murray details the profound duality he observed in wartime, witnessing both humanity's absolute worst—such as Hamas terrorists killing hundreds at music festivals and a psychopath named Yakya Sinoir who fantasized about tearing out Jewish hearts—and its greatest heroism. He recounts stories of Israeli soldiers like Nimrod, a special forces reservist who drove through checkpoints to save lives despite expecting death himself, making videos for his children before surviving the ordeal. These acts demonstrate that enjoying life is insufficient; one must be willing to fight for it against those who worship death. The discussion also covers how technology and social media have exacerbated outgroup tribalism online, creating a fever pitch where facts are disputed yet both sides act as if they are settled, leading Murray to emphasize the importance of seeing events firsthand rather than relying on second-hand information or internet narratives. Finally, Murray addresses his personal approach to criticism and public perception, revealing that he rarely cares about what strangers think but remains sensitive when loved ones offer advice. He shares strategies for handling online vitriol, such as distinguishing between constructive feedback from friends versus demoralizing attacks by trolls, and avoiding the trap of self-doubt or becoming overly defensive. The interview concludes with updates on his book's success in bestseller lists despite competition from children's books about bunnies, reflecting a humorous reality where serious political discourse often battles for attention against trivial pop culture trends. Murray expresses optimism that technology like audiobooks has expanded readership to those who might not read physical texts but still seek deep engagement with ideas, signaling hope for the future of intellectual discourse in an increasingly fragmented digital landscape.
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Douglas Murray, welcome to the show.
Very good to be back with you in your
native Austin. Ah, yes, you have. You're
here for 24 hours. Cubrious. Wonderful.
Watching your success with great
admiration. Thank you. No. And great
pride as well in a way. I don't know why
I feel pride, but I just Well, you
definitely contributed to it. I think I
managed to get you to take a dice roll
uh many many years ago. Five years ago,
six years ago. That's right. I think I
was doing the Matters of Crowds and you
were in your uh place in Newcastle with
a mold on the ceiling. Wasn't mold. It
was because I had, as I explained for a
long time, it's because I had a Yankee
candle addiction. Uh, which also
actually is something to be embarrassed
about, not quite as bad as mold. Uh, and
I had to get it repainted after our
episode. The internet shamed me so much
that I had to get the ceiling of my old
bedroom repainted. Uh, and now you're
here in Austin. And look at me now. It's
great to see you. Well, you too. Trump's
been in office for 78 days.
What you make of his efforts so far?
Um, uh, mixed, I think, as with anyone.
Um, he got the very, very large and
considerable mandate. Um, won the
popular vote, made it pretty impossible
for people to criticize him from the
election onwards.
Um first couple of months there's been
very little I think push back or
rallying around against him. Um then
inevitably there are things that are now
happening. You may have noticed if you
keep an eye on the markets or anything
like that. Uh which very much people are
uh going for him on.
Um but yes, I mean it's it's kind of
early days
but a mixed bag. I'd say it feels like a
lot's happened. Well, a lot has
happened. 78 days. Yes. I mean, uh, one
of the things you can say, whatever your
views on Trump, you can say with
certainty, and I did ahead of the
election have since, which is that he
does what he says he's going to do. So
whether it's tariffs or foreign policy
or domestic policy, border, you know, he
he he campaigns about it and then he
does it, tries to do it. And um I am
always quite amused by the people who
who are surprised that that you know
what's he doing with all this tariff
stuff? I mean like every rally I covered
of his tariffs was a big thing. Mhm. So
uh so yes there there are some corners
of it uh principally the Ukraine stuff
which I'm concerned
about. Um but it's early days.
There's a a sense of sort of the move
fast break things. Oh yeah,
that is kind of sexy in Silicon Valley
and tech and building businesses and
stuff. Not convinced how perfectly it
ports across
onto governance.
Well, the normal the normal problem that
people find when they get elected, and
in fact, I think he had in his first
term, is that you don't it takes four
years or so to work out which levers you
can pull and something happens and which
levers pull and you get a big clown
appears and and which levers you pull
and just absolutely nothing happens. And
I think he's come in this time knowing
which levers to pull and a lot of
presidential orders and much more. Um,
and so it's certainly more uh efficient
and effective so far than his first
months in office in the first term. Mhm.
Um, I think things like the border are
huge accomplishments. Very, very big
reason for his election was we've got to
sort out the border. We can't just have
a poorest border. uh with Central and
Southern America and indeed the rest of
the world and uh border crossings have
gone down to almost nothing. Is that
right? Yeah. And the and I think that
the uh the removal of illegals who have
no right to be an American, have been
committing crimes whilst in America or
very dangerous criminals is a very good
place to start. Um, and inevitably when
you do that, uh, some people will holler
and whail like the mayor of Boston who
insists that somebody who's been paying
taxes all their life in Boston and whose
predecessors also paid taxes in Boston
um, have the same rights as somebody who
recently broke into Boston and um, wants
to squat there on the street shooting
out and um, quite a lot of disagree with
that. There are lots of people of course
who are finding a way on the
deportations thing to criticize him.
Some some of which is perfectly
legitimate which is of course stuff like
um you know there have been some cases
of people who've been deported who have
done nothing wrong. And that's also
something that always happens when you
try to institute a policy like that. I
don't think it means you don't institute
the policy. It means you do it better.
Yeah.
There was there was an issue in El
Salvador when uh the president came in
and just decided to go scorched earth
with everybody into these football
stadiums sized prisons, these new
things. And uh yeah, one of the I
remember I did some research on that and
one of the concerns was the collateral
damage of
um the the brothers, younger brothers of
people who were criminals. Uh and you
just sort of sweep everybody up. you you
have a smoke detector principle of
either you pattern match incorrectly
when it's not there or you don't pattern
match when it is there and I think in
these sorts of situations people tend to
overindex on being a little bit more uh
sensitive to the pattern matching. Yeah,
they and they've they should remedy that
and make sure they got things accurate.
But uh I think none of that means that
the status quo that existed is remotely
right. Um and and this is all the sort
of blowback that I'd imagine that he and
uh the people who are working with him
on that would have expected. It's a
little early to say what's going to
happen with the market stuff and the
tariffs. Do you know anything about
tariffs? Do you know how they work? I
mean I I'm not one of those people who
pretends to be an expert on absolutely
everything. So I'm not going to pretend
to be a tariff expert. I noticed the
people who are tariff experts this week
are the same people who were experts in
Ukrainian
min Ukrainian mineral deposits just a
matter of weeks ago. It's it's amazing
what people can know. It's uh quite
stuff pace of learning on the internet.
Yeah. Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. I think
there's a masterclass course about that.
But no, I look the all I know is that I
got a message from my accountant saying
uh might be a good time to put more
money into the S&P. Might not. We'll
see. That was a message that I received
this morning. Thanks for that. But this
is what Trump has said not just for the
last four years campaigning. what he
said for 40 years. He uh believes that
America is being taken advantage of. And
we'll see whether I mean I I would have
thought my expectation I guess from the
little I know is it'll be some quite a
lot of short-term turmoil. Mhm. If in
the long term it doesn't sort it out. If
if manufacturing cannot return to
America as fast as it should, then
that's a problem. That's a that's the
case in in every western country though.
We're we've all been
um satisfying ourselves with cheap goods
imported from China, usually using slave
labor that we wouldn't want to see at
home, but we turned a blind eye. And uh
there's there's there's there's much
manufacturing, many goods that there's
no reason why you couldn't make them in
America. Whether or not you can persuade
people to actually take up those jobs,
start those firms, that's another
another matter entirely.
Um but if anywhere can do that, America
can. It's strange that a lot of people
who would maybe complain about a cost of
living crisis and uh quality of jobs and
employment opportunities for progression
and student loan debt and housing and so
on and so forth. Uh
also I I would guess the same profile of
people that shop on Teimu and Shien.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the ones we can
buy a top for $4 and throw it away after
two uses, which Yeah. You know, the
there's a an industry called the rag
industry, and these are um a lot of them
are engineering. That's right. Get get
yourself charged up, man.
Uh uh they're working in manufacturing,
working in engineering, and they use
rags, used uh t-shirts or whatever that
then be washed, but they get trickled
down. Maybe it goes to charity shops,
something like that. and to clean off
grease, to do all of this other stuff.
The rag industry in uh the West is dying
because the quality of the clothes that
people are wearing are disintegrating so
quickly that they can't even be used to
mop up oil and water. Wow. I'm going to
sound incredibly old now, but when I was
growing up in West London as a boy, I
remember there was a rag and bow man. I
did. Yeah. Do you remember that? There
was one that used to go past in the in
Stock Neep. Yeah. A a a guy sort of
wheeling a thing. A traveler usually, I
suspect, with a horsedrawn cart. Mhm.
Calling out rag and bones. Yep.
Rag feels. And if you tell the young
now, they won't believe you. [ __ ]
prehistoric. Uh Don Lemon said, "That's
a name I haven't heard for a while.
People love AOC. Jasmine Crockett and
Eric Swallwell. I think the Democratic
Party should put people out there who
the people want, who they're asking for.
Is that a good strategy for the future
of the left? I'm not sure about that. Uh
Eric Swarwell was the one was the one
who was found banging Fang Fang. Uh
wasn't he? Do you remember that? Chinese
spy Fang Fang. Uh she uh infiltrated
him. Stop saying it like that. No. Fang
Fang. What's wrong with that? Stop
saying it. He Bang Bang Fang
Fang. Everyone knows that. Okay. Yeah.
He was infiltrated by a Chinese
Communist Party spy. Okay. Sexually.
Very much so. Okay. and uh regrettably
so and that was a big national security
breach. But um uh yes the others look
Don Lemon why why I mean like asking to
find sense in the entrils of a chicken.
Why what's his analysis is of no value
and if the Democrats listened to him
they'd never be in power again.
what
uh let's say that you were a adviser to
the left and in many ways I imagine that
you do have uh desires to have a a a
burgeoning flourishing left that doesn't
make everybody sort of shuddering cringe
in that way what would you advise them
to do in America yes um uh very
straightforward one which is you listen
to your defeat and you learn from it and
you work out what you did wrong and I I
think they are to to some extent. My
friends who are on the left in America,
Democrats, um the sensible ones are
trying to do that. You'll notice that
since the election in November last
year, they've definitely changed their
strategy a bit when we haven't got
Russia, Russia, Russia, and uh you're
all Nazis so much. They're still doing
it a bit, but not anywhere near as much.
Partly because if if your opponent has
has won the popular vote, it's tricky to
pretend that that the majority of people
in America are Nazi supporters. The
wiser Democrats realize that's not a
good strategy. Losing strategy. Yeah.
Don't insult the voters in their
majority. Mhm. Um they should learn from
it. They should and I think they are. I
I think this time around as much less
denial and uh I that now the the books
are starting to come out as we knew they
would be uh explaining that you know
actually you know the Democrats kind of
knew that Joe Biden wasn't there these
expose memoir exafer people people the
people who spent uh the years of the
Biden presidency assuring us that
there's nobody who was a sharp attack in
the box and now they're all saying, "Oh,
actually, you know, he didn't know
whether he was the president of the
United States or the head of NATO and
things like that." And so, that stuff is
starting to come out and there'll be
lots more and they'll they'll they'll
tear themselves apart for a bit. Uh, but
the main problem for the Democrats is
just they don't really have anyone
leading the party. Uh, Chuck Schumer
when he made his deal with uh uh Trump
on the budget the other week immediately
was the most hated person on the left
and even, you know, uh, Pelosi
criticized him on that. So it's hard to
see who's really sort of leading the
party. It's not cohesive at the moment.
No. And um so they they should they
should learn. My view is if I was a
Democrat adviser strategist, I would say
what what what anyone would from
observing them, which is they tacked
very far to the crazy left. And um the
American public didn't want it. Uh as
indeed most publics don't. and they
didn't want all their children to be
transed and they didn't want uh all of
the the crazy identity politics stuff
that had gone just completely
deranged. Um they also didn't want I
mean the the more sensible ones have
already realized that it's a it's a
party a very very distinguished party
with a with a considerable history. It's
not a street movement. It's not a it's
not a protest movement. I can't remember
which which one it was who the other
week I wrote about him in my column in
the New York Post who led a protest on a
street in New York against Elon Musk and
I think it's probably the most
illiterate speech I've ever heard
against some really quite stiff
competition and uh it ended up with him
saying you take your Moscow money you
moo moo moo moo. Yeah, not good. Line
for the ages. Line for ages. um Cicero
would event um so the wiser ones were
just that's not how you become serious
again. You don't give in to the street
protest people. Don't give in to the
most radical people. There are really
impressive people in the Democratic
party. Uh but they need they're going to
need to allow them to come up. Tim
Waltz.
If I was a Republican strategist, I
would tell the Democrats to keep going
with with uh with uh Tim Waltz, the
pinnacle of masculinity. I mean, that
that's all that stuff is just a
disaster. Everyone knows that he was a
horrible candidate. Everyone knows that
Carla was a horrible candidate. You just
got to find the talent and and encourage
it up. But they they they've got time. I
don't think they should I don't think
they should panic or start, you know,
but they do at some point have to have a
coherent opposition to Trump and
Trumpism. Well, it certainly seems like
one of the things that everybody's
probably noticed. Um, how much is the
blowing with the wind that we're seeing
at the moment of Mark Zuckerberg not
only uh satorial rebrand but uh meta
policy based rebrand getting rid of fact
checkers and opening up conversations
specifically around I think trans or
gender identity was one of the points
and I think I think what as I understand
it what happened with Zuckerberg was
that he discovered that you know with
whatever it is 80,000 employees you set
up a uh philanthropic wing with like
1,000
employees and then they spend all their
time waring on the 80,000 people making
money and derange the whole company and
so you get rid of it. But you've seen
that, right? Lots of different companies
seeming to uh move in that direction. So
uh Black Rockck the they exited climate
groups, eliminated diversity targets,
ends its ESG stuff. Hexet says he's
eliminating DEI within the military and
then even European companies like Aldi
and Santandere are rolling back their
DEI programs over here. So it does feel
a lot like I don't know everyone's
blowing with the Trumpian wind whatever
the sort of direction is that things are
going in at the moment. Absolutely. I
mean, I I said to you many years ago,
I'm sure with matters of crowds that I
mean, one of the problems with all of
that stuff was, you know, at some point
it gets serious and the bridges start to
fall down. You know, um I was never
totally confident that if the bridges
fell down because of DI that people
wouldn't say that's just yet more
evidence of the
patriarchy. Um but it sort of got it
gets serious. It gets really serious at
certain points. It gets really serious
with the military. I'm very glad that
Pete Hex is is addressing that. You do
want extremely tough mainly men at the
forefront of your nation's military and
your nation's defense. It's it's not
about, you know, to use the most perhaps
hackneed but most extraordinary one.
It's not about that like CIA recruiting
ad where the obese
uh diverse woman of color who explains
how many mental disorders she has is
necessarily your ideal poster child. I
didn't get to see I wasn't. She was
great. She was like a bipolar drone
operator or something. Okay. Right.
Well, I the performance-enhancing
effects of different mental maladies, I
guess, can work quite well on in the
military, but most of them would be you
like psychopathy. Yeah, I think. Yes.
But you certainly don't want somebody on
a lot of
hormones in charge of a drone program.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. I don't know. I
think it'll be very interesting to see
what the
next sort of two years has uh in store
especially for what did the Democrats do
in reversing some of the positions that
caused them to sort of fall behind so
much how much faith has been lost. You
know what it kind of feels like a little
bit to me? The the period that we had
during COVID where kind of the veils
fell from people's eyes a little around,
huh, the mainstream media don't really
know what they're talking about and they
roll back their positions and the
institutions that are supposed to be in
charge of this stuff and people that are
supposed to know what's going on in
terms of verology or epidemiology or
public health or whatever. Huh. I I
actually think that the pe that there's
no adults in the room. I don't think
there's any adult. The thing is there
are it's just
the what always happens is you know
something goes deranged in one direction
then you get a correction but as we've
discussed before the question is always
whether the correction goes back to
level or whether it's an over correction
that goes to somewhere equally crazy or
or recognizably crazy. Take that one of
the um uh the the co era and the
postcoid era. Um there's you know lots
and lots of things that clearly went
wrong. That doesn't mean in my view that
you should discourage people from taking
giving polio vaccines to their children.
Um there's lots that has gone wrong in
public health and lots that can be
corrected but you know it it it doesn't
mean that there are no there are no
there should be no guardrails in
society. You look at the way in which
the term gatekeeper is used these days
as if there should be no
gatekeeping and actually the sometimes
uh people might disagree with this but
actually sometimes if there's somebody
who's an expert in a field and they
should be trusted and can be trusted
they do need to draw the line of what is
what is within the parameters and what
is not um that's obviously why like RFK
Jr. caused a lot of concern when he came
in was, you know, is this a suitable
correction or a wild overcorrection.
You described the West as a civilization
trying to erase itself. Mhm. Do you
reckon we've got any better over the
last few years? Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely. Um I I think that the I
think that the anti-western
uh assault has been halted. Um, as I say
again, we'll see whether or not it it it
corrects or overcorrects, but I I I
don't think that in the uh era of
Trump's second term that in America
that's going to be uh um as much of a
problem. Elsewhere, usual story. Our
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feeling about the UK at the moment?
Well, I don't know when you will ask
back, but my experience of going back to
the UK now is that everyone is supremely
depressed and doesn't think life will
get better. Yeah. It's kind of like a
Gary's economics monologue uh just being
played on repeat, but like that
sentiment of you're broke and your
children are going to be broke and no
one's going to get a house and you're
going to die destitute and Yeah.
Everyone's going to be poorer than than
this generation and all that sort of
thing. Yeah. It's yeah, I I was very
depressed when I got went back to the UK
last because I think I just come fresh
from the inauguration in DC and I mean
which was bracing for lots of reasons
but uh I just noticed that all you know
there are lots of opportunities for
things to be writed in America and put
in a more sane direction again we'll see
if that happens but I think there's a
great opportunity there's a whole set of
great opportunities in America economic
and much more for the country
educational reform a lot of problems
that that America needs to address that
have now the opportunity to be
addressed whereas Britain like most of
Western Europe it just stumbles on you
know uh it's very depressing and I
noticed I've noticed that my friends are
all wildly depressed rather surprised at
how upbeat I was you know I mean they
beat it out of me having just having
just come from a war zone a cycle war
zone I mean but but you know within 24
hours of being in the UK I was suitably
depressed at at the equilibrium that was
expected of every all level and come
into line with everyone else.
Yeah. You'd said, "I've seen a lot of um
plenty wars up close, but it's the UK
that I'm most concerned about."
Well, yeah, actually I am I am maybe a
sort of dramatic overstatement, but um
yeah, I
mean what gives you hope in any country,
whether it's a peace or a war, is
whether whether the people in the
country want to fight for the country
metaphorically or literally. Mhm. And um
in the last uh few years, I think since
I last saw you, yeah, I've seen spent a
lot of time in Ukraine and uh more so in
Israel and the Middle East and uh seen
people literally fighting for their
survival for their country and that's
always, but particularly in those cases
are a very remarkable thing to see. Um
when you then see a
deenergized, innovated society
where everyone's split and no one knows
how to go forward. It's yeah, it's very
uh it's very concerning. Um I I and I
just see that for the time being rolling
on in the UK as I say the stop has been
put to it of a kind in the US. But how
much is bottom up and how much is top
down do you think? How much of this is
sort of structural bureaucratic because
of the leadership because of things that
need to be changed in institutional
level and how much of this is as you
mentioned the the sort of culture of the
people that they're sort of reing in
their own uh I guess binding together
over their own sort of shared
discontent. Well having having few
economic opportunities causes everything
else to go wrong. I mean, I'm I'm
completely persuaded by my economist
friends who say, you know, the one job
of politics is to keep the economy good.
And if if you don't do that, everything
else can go wrong as well. I think
that's true, but I just it's a
combination of the economics of the the
market not working, um growth not
happening, wages being stagnant,
unaffordability of
housing, and then plus the just wild
innovation of all the cultural crap.
Mhm. Um I I I think I think you can go
you can have weak economics but keep
strong culture but if you've got weak
economics and weak culture I mean I was
just watching this morning you know
there's a there's a row that's been
going on because something I helped to
fuel um but um um there's a bunch of
Labour MPs who've been busily
campaigning against the third runway at
Heathrow airport which is just like
seriously this This has happened all my
adult
life. Any healthy country doesn't debate
for 20 years uh a third runway at your
major airport. You just you just get it
done. Just build it. Um same thing with
there's like infrastructure like H like
HS2 which has one virtue in it which is
that it can the plan is to be able to
get out of Birmingham faster. And uh
these but these big infrastructure
projects have been like endlessly
debated in the UK for like 20 years.
Yeah. And um that's very depressing. But
yes, a group of Labor MPs um uh all with
diverse constituencies or not uh have
been busily anti- uh runway at uh
Heathrow, but have been urging um the
funding of an airport in Mapur um
because uh their constituents want to be
able to get um back and forth to see
family um Mapur in Pakistan. Um and um
uh they're they're very insistent that
that that that anti-building of runways
in in England but
very in Pakistan and those things are
just crazy and everyone in Britain can
see it and and you know and then people
criticized these pe these MPs for this
obvious ridiculous double standard of
saying you know if there isn't if the
Heathrow expands you know it will kill
the planet. They go, "But me poor,
great, good to go." And uh, everyone can
see that. And then people in Britain, a
couple of MPs called it out and then
were immediately called Islamophobic
racists by
these other MPs who, you know, that
that's just typical Britain. It's like
typical Britain and nobody knows how to
get out of it. It's you it's the same
thing you know everyone now knows you
you complain about anything in Britain
online or off and these weird
unicized police will tap on your door
with a and none of it's metaphorical you
know as constant kissing said the other
week about the thousands and thousands
of people who've had police come to
their door because of like saying
something that critical of their school
on Facebook and this sort of it's just
it's just bizarre the weeks
situation that Britain has got into. We
weren't like that. Um, we don't have to
be. Yeah. The
uh culture of a stiff upper lip appears
to have been sort
of lost in its entirety. It hasn't been.
It hasn't been. It's just been wildly
suppressed like everything else like
masculinity, like natural, you know, the
kind the natural culture of the country.
I wrote the other week about this
ridiculous thing where the Shakespeare
birthplace trust inevitably is waging
war on Shakespeare, you know, and that
the new thing is like why are we doing
so much Shakespeare at the Shakespeare
Birthplace Trust and why aren't we
spending more time celebrating this
Bengali poet? Well, said Bengali poet
wasn't born in Stratford upon Haven, you
jerk.
probably if you go to his birthplace you
won't find all that much
Shakespeare and but you know it's just
filled all of the institutions all the
cultural institutions all filled with
stupid thinking like that you know I
think the slight difference is there's a
sense of rebelliousness in America that
we don't well there there is in Britain
as well there is everywhere it's just
that you can very effectively squash it
and you know for some years in America
They tried to squash that in America and
Americans used the biggest hammer they
could find to hit back against it which
is Donald J. Trump. Um, and the British
public haven't yet found a hammer. Very
interesting. Yeah. If you think about
who Americans are the progeny of, I'm
aware that immigration, recent
immigration, uh, waters this down a
little bit, but they're
the they're the descendants of people
who said 8week journey at sea, limited
chance of survival, not really too sure
what I'm going to count me in. Yeah, I
know there there there is an explanation
of that. Yes, but there's also, you
know,
there's I'd like to think there are
plenty of belligerent buggers back home
as well. and uh and there are plenty of
brave people and plenty of people who
may not have left the islands but but
who still have similar instincts. You
know, it just seems like there's a at
least in the UK and not
among most of the friends that I spend
my time with, but that's because I, you
know, very carefully sort of selected my
group of friends to not be those people.
But when I hear the sort of commentary
that happens online, I do think,
huh, this shared reveling in discontent
in, you know, if you were to ring one of
your friends and say in the UK, get that
in. Thank you, Douglas. Time for you to
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Yeah. You You were paid to say that. Uh
yeah. This I I always remember I rang a
friend and uh I say, "Hey, like what are
you doing today? What you tell me about
what you've done today?" Oh, man. Living
the dream. Took the bins out this
morning. It's been raining all day. You
know that classic British sort of that's
banter though. It is. But it feels to me
like it be careful sort of what you
pretend to be because you are what you
pretend to be in some ways and uh rarely
that's Kurt Vonagget rarely
you it's hard to reverse that like
people bond in the UK over this sense of
shared suffering over this sense that
that things are sort of a little bit
crap and not necessarily well you have
to make them better then yep I think so
is I don't really like whining although
we're doing it a bit at the moment well
we B together over there. Conor
McGregor, savior of
Ireland. Interesting
figure. Interesting figure. Big fan of
stimulants. Really? Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh,
yeah. I've been reliably told. Yeah.
What sort of stimulants we talking
about? Uh,
the prototypical nasal delivery system,
the patented. He Conor McGregor likes
his cocaine as far as I see. Right. Oh
gosh. Right. Yeah. Huh. Yeah, wasn't
immediate what I was thinking when you
mentioned him, but no, I I just I quite
like the fact that he stood up and uh
said um what a [ __ ] hole the politicians
are making of his home country of
Ireland at the moment. And then um his
uh his his statement was confirmed by
the fact that all Irish politicians
condemned him for saying it. That's
always always a sign because you're
right. Yeah. Always a sign that you're
right. Um yeah, I I admired him for
saying that. I don't know. Everything
about him is admirable, but I admired
him for saying that. Again, I'm like,
well, since when did the Irish become
such weak people? And when I was growing
up, they were car bombers. And no, I
joke about that, but no, there was a
some years ago in Derry, London Derry,
it was made European city of culture. I
mean, I'm leaping to the Northern
Ireland, but uh and
uh the moment that it was announced that
that Derry, London Derry, was to become
European City of Culture, somebody put a
car bomb outside the uh offices of the
uh European City of Culture.
Fortunately, it didn't go off, but uh as
a as a local friend of mine said, in one
way, we were introducing them to our
local culture.
Um anyway,
um no, I I mean I have lots of views
about the Irish, but but I never thought
of them as people you could just walk
over. And the current generation of
politicians with their immigration
policies and much more seem to have
suggested you can just walk over the
Irish. It's rather surprising. Have you
tried to tie any of these threads
together sort of what we're seeing?
Well, I tried in a book some years ago
called The Strange Death of Europe and
um said almost everything I had to say
about that. And um how much of a
Cassandra do you feel like now?
Um I think I was pretty much right on
everything. Yeah. I didn't know how fast
the timeline I'd be right on or which
countries,
but I it didn't require a prophet. It
just required somebody with eyes. You
know, if you if you madly import uh
people from all over the world who don't
particularly want to be part of your
society
and shove them in to, you know, County
Kerry, you'll create problems.
I've been fascinated by uh the pace of
the news and how
quickly there's a lack of stickiness
that they've all had. Uh, is it
disturbing that we regularly just forget
or sort of look away from catastrophes
or is it just sort of part a course in
the modern world now? Cuz like remember
when Trump got shot? No, me neither.
Yeah, I know. But that that disappeared
within days. It was amazing. And it just
seems like I haven't even got much of an
explanation about the shooter. And I I
don't see anybody really because there's
always something new. The velocity of
news. I remember um in AS level media
studies in Stockton six form college I
was told this story about uh a lady on
September 12th 2001 who's a PR agent and
she advised all of the companies that
they were working with to dump every
piece of bad news that they had. Oh,
there was somebody in the British
government who who was an adviser. Good
day for bad news. Good day for bad news.
That's right. And then she lost her job.
Yep. Uh yeah, I don't think it I I think
that the devices we all have in our
pockets speed everything up, but what
what I can't quite understand is that I
mean I I have to be across all all or
most of the news certainly about the
things I need to know about because it's
my my job as well as my passion. But um
I can't understand the the people who
like have the buzz on their Apple iPhone
for like updates of news when when
they're they're not in the business of
it. It seems it's very very unhealthy to
my view to my view. It's it's uh I think
it creates a sort of cycle of panic and
uh and it's you know and forgetfulness
and self arrandisement and you oh my god
have you heard you know been a
earthquake in Myanmar and that's bad but
you it's it's just it all flows by and
it's always like that I'm not quite sure
what people are meant to do with most of
the information that's coming their way
if they're not in the business. Not
quite sure what's expected of them other
than to kind of some people they think
following it. Yeah. Or sort of prove
they care or something. I don't know. I
wish more people would read books.
It just, you know, you've spent the last
few years uh not in the US that much.
You've been traveling. Uh Mhm. Not maybe
the way that most people would consider
traveling. Well, I didn't take a gap
year in Thailand. Shame. Uh but with
that, you know, we've had a lot of an
awful lot of turmoil over the last few
years and it just it doesn't very few
things seem to stick now. Uh even causes
that people were once unbelievably
ardent about
this the sort of manana mñana something
new, something more sexy, something more
recent. And um that's true. Yeah. The
ability for anything to be Lindy is is
increasingly difficult to be what?
Lindy. uh the lifetime life cycle of a
non-p perishable good like an idea it's
a Talb sort of uh repopularized it
basically the classics are the classics
for a reason if something's been around
for 500 years it's probably likely that
it's going to be around in future the
problem being that we are living in a
never- ending now where almost all of
the content that you consume today was
created in the last 24 hours in fact
that's exactly how Instagram stories and
Snapchat and stuff like that work yes if
you see something today that's on the
trending side of X and it's still there
tomorrow. You think, [ __ ] hell,
that's a big that's a big story. It's
still here tomorrow. That's a big story.
I often say this about some of the war
zones I' I've spent recent years in is
that it it's um you I I sometimes come
back and I and you, you know, happened
in America. Uh and people I get this
sense like people are fed up of the
war. I go, but it's not your place to be
fed up of the war. You're not in the
war. You're nowhere near the war. What
you're saying is you want the story to
change, but the story is not there for
you. It's not there for your edification
or
entertainment. Um, that's a very
unhealthy attitude I come across quite a
lot. Oh, can't it just be over? Oh, bet
no one in the region wishes that.
Um yeah, I that's a that's a peril of um
of of coming back from places where the
the the news is real, you know, where
none of it's none of it's metaphorical
and none of it's
um uh abstract. No, the criticisms from
people who are getting pinged on their
iPhone a few too many times per day seem
a little bit ridiculous. Yeah, I just
got back from Ukraine again the other
day and um uh I watched the uh um
unfortunate episode in the Oval Office
between President Zilinski and uh the
president and vice president and um I
watched it with some Ukrainian soldiers
in a trench at the front line and well I
watched it and then noticed that bit
later that they'd noticed it and I was
profoundly depressed by what I saw
um and then actually was rather
energized by the fact that the response
of the troops was
different. Uh, how so? Well, I said to
um I said to the command of the drone
unit that I was embedded with, um, you
know, I can't can't help noticing that
as you were scrolling through your
Instagram and a down moment. That was
one of the things that came across your
phone along with, you know, the usual
cat videos and sort of hot chick sort of
thing, you know, and there was a picture
from the Oval Office and I said, "Did
you do you have any, you know, reaction
to that?" and he said, "Well, we were
kind of encouraged not to um spend too
much time focusing on the international
twoings and throwings." And uh he said,
I was rather pleased to quote it in the
post. He said, "Shit happens all the
time, but I've got a job to do." He went
out and he put the bomb on the drone and
sent it off.
Keep calm and carry on droning.
Yeah, that's always rather encouraging
in a way that that that what people get
head up about nevertheless is a level at
which people are still and you know
whatever one people's thoughts about
that war you know um he and the other
people in the trench their um their
homes are like 30 km behind us and the
Russians were one and a half kilometers
that way. So none of it is abstract you
know. Do you know Freya India? You
familiar with her?
No. Blonde, a young blonde girl, writer,
very good um on Substack and doing some
stuff with the free press. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I've seen the by line. Yeah. And
um she I had this conversation with her
at the start of last year. She was
talking a lot about how people criticize
Gen Z for uh taking stuff that they see
online and turning it. That's right.
Come on, keep fueling yourself. Very
good.
uh and
they see it as reality. And people
criticize uh Gen Z for uh turning the
virtual into the real in this way. And
she said, "Well, you have to realize
that a lot of these kids are spending,
you know, 8 10 hours a day on screens,
far less asleep, far less around other
people." So, I understand it makes sense
sort of rationally if you were to just
sort of explain the situation. Why are
you over prioritizing what's happening
digitally over what's happening in the
real world or your real world? Again,
news stories from outside of your uh uh
territory of your domain of control.
It's externalizing of agency, all this
sort of stuff. Uh but yeah, she said the
online world is the real world for these
people. And I kind of get the same sense
here. I kind of get the same sense
that people who don't know what's
happening on the ground, who don't
understand sort of the implications of
of what this is, they they get to lop
within the sort of narrative and then
you are in the trenches with these
people and they say, "Well, I've got a
job to do." So, I kind of can't afford
to, but we shouldn't be we shouldn't be
uh um of the the dejected belief that
people are always what they are now.
Um, one of the things that's much struck
me uh in the last 18 months in Israel
uh has been that the generation that I
partly write about in this new book uh
are very largely people from a
generation who their elders thought
were, you know, iPhone
obsessed Snapchat and Instagram. Yeah,
brain rot just wanted a party and have
fun and you know be on Instagram. That
was what a lot of older Israelis thought
who fought in ' 67 and 73 and you know
and so on and and then actually when
their country was was attacked that that
this is a generation that has stood up
and shown its magic. They've been
galvanized. They really have. I mean
it's I've I've I've been with them you
know for much of the last 18 months and
whether it's in Gaza or in Lebanon or in
Israel or Judea and Samaria and um I'm
constantly struck by this that these are
people whose whose contemporaries in
America and Britain are still described
in the terms that they were described as
until October the 6th 2023. So it's not
inevitable that people can't rise to an
occasion or can't change. It's not
inevitable that because you know there's
a sort of virtual era you've been in
that you'll always be stuck in it. M I
do think I when I came back from um
Middle East at Christmas last year, I
spoke to a um a friend who's a
politician and I I mentioned this
phenomenon of you know just because
people have been this does not mean that
when a time of trial comes which is
something I've had on my mind a lot in
recent years. It's not inevitable that
at the moment of trial some people don't
a lot of people don't step up and really
show what they are for the good. And
this friend said yes it's true it's
circumstances isn't it? And I said, I've
got a slight tweak to make to that
observation, which is yes, it's
circumstances, but it's not just
circumstances. It's circumstances plus
whether you have well cultured people up
until that moment. M this is why I I've
cited a few times and I cited in this
book the uh the terrible terrible
statistics for you know the percentage
of young Americans who'd be willing to
fight for their country if it was under
imminent threat of invasion the number
of British young people who'd be willing
to fight for their country if it was an
existential risk and this is something I
I say this in democracies and death
cults but if you look at the stats it's
terrifying
uh shortly after Ukraine was invaded by
Russia. In February 22, there was a poll
asking Americans, you know, what
percentage of them would be willing to
stay and fight if their country was
invaded. And only just a majority of
Republicans said that they would stay
and fight. And only just a majority of
Democrats. And as I quipped at the time,
you that means the rest of them would
hot foot it to Canada, assuming that
Canada wasn't the invader. Uh I think
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Strong. we see if Mark Carney has the
balls to do that. Um, no, I mean I I was
I was fascinated by that and when that
poll first came out, a lot of Americans
sort of wrote about it and said,
"Crianky, you know, that's that's not
that's not good news." Um, but I I I
wasn't so depressed about it because in
my interpretation,
uh, the concept for most Americans of
their country being invaded by a land
invasion from another country is not
just hard to imagine. It's impossible to
imagine.
Um, it's not impossible to imagine if
you live in Donetsk or indeed in Kiev.
Uh, but it's it's not impossible if you
live in Latvia or Lithuania or Estonia
anymore. But, uh, it's impossible for
most Americans to imagine. So, in a way,
it's not really a fair question. It's
it's like me saying, you know, how do
you think you'd behave if UFOs landed
and Martians started telling you what to
do? Jesus don't know what um but it was
the same in the UK uh after uh about a
year ago or I think after partly because
of the the Russian uh invasion of
Ukraine but it was there was also I
think the head of the chief of defense
staff said you know if this if this
escalation continued in Europe then it
might we might have to have conscription
in the UK and again I mean that sounds
like like what nobody from this
generation can even imagine that uh but
that was just what he said and then of
course there's a poll and it asks young
people from the ages of 18 to 40 which
is the ages of our forebears were when
they went to fight in 1914 18 and 1939
to45 and
um a majority of people said that they
wouldn't fight even if Britain was at
existential risk of invasion and by the
way when I looked at the figures I mean
it was there there were some great I
think it did it there were some
fantastic gems inside that one was that
the the one of the main reasons why
people said that they wouldn't fight was
like just the most banal things that
they've been told by Hollywood films and
things which is oh you know little bits
of Gandhi which was you know the number
of people who said things like war
doesn't solve
anything you know want to bet
um so there was that and another I think
I Fascinated by the fact I think 9% of
the young people questioned said that
they couldn't fight because they had
someone at home they were looking
after mysterious answer to me. I'm
looking after my nan so I can't fight to
protect
her too busy bringing her tea in the
morning to stop making sure that someone
doesn't kick the door down. Yeah, it's
very strange. Anyway, but the point is
the reason I mention this rather
laboriously is I do think that I it's
very very hard to
predict how people actually react at a
time of trial. One of the reasons why I
tell some of the uh the personal stories
I do about the uh people I've spoken to
in the war in Israel in the last year
and a half is because it's so
interesting to see
who steps up and how people react and
you know the heroism of of of some
people indeed many people when you
realize what's at stake
um I quote the opening of on democ on on
democracies and death cults.
this
um this thing I've thought about a lot
which comes up in Toltoy War and peace
which is when the uh two armies are
facing off against each other in the old
Napoleonic style you know where they
they I'll do this around they they they
face each other on the battlefield and
they um the order has not yet been
issued to advance and Toltoy brilliantly
describes how every soldier on each side
knows that the step they're going to
take is not just a
step. It's a movement into a totally
different
realm. And that you know that in that
case you are from the realm of standing
there uniform
polished on guard meant to be holding a
line. And when you're from the moment
you're one step that way, you're in the
place where you'll just have to do
anything.
And um and that's that's one of the
reasons why I'm I'm uh why I'm
interested in this because this is the
this is the this is the most real it's
why war is so terrible and also for a
writer so fascinating is because it's
that that transition from one world to
another totally different world seems
unfathomable until you're in it. What
have you learned about what wartime does
to people?
Um, a lot. But I would say the simplest
and most important one is that it shows
uh people it shows humanity, humankind
at its absolute
worst and also at its absolute best.
It's uh there's nothing there's nothing
comparable to it in human experience
that brings out the appallingness of
which our species is capable and the
greatness and sometimes at the same
moment.
What greatness have you seen?
Well, uh an awful lot. I mean, um, there
are some stories I tell in the book,
like, um, I mean, this there's a there
was a young woman I met, um, early in
the conflict who had lost her, uh, her
fiance. Uh, he had been at the Nova
party, uh, in the desert when Hamaz
attacked at 6:30 in the morning, you
know, hundreds and hundreds of young
people rave. And um when Hamas
terrorists fired rockets and then drove
in on military jeeps and started raping
and killing and butchering, he managed
to get he was one of the people who did
manage the young people trying to get
into cars and get out were blockaded by
him as killed in the cars and then it
caused a backlog of the cars of people
trying to escape and then people were
just being killed where they were. There
were a couple of other exits from the
party and one this young man found and
he took uh four strangers in his car,
drove them uh to a nearby town called
Bashiba, dropped them off, drove back.
They begged him not to. He spoke to his
his girlfriend on the way and she she
said, "Please don't." He went back,
filled up the car with another group of
young people from the rave, drives back,
he goes back a third time, and on the
way back the third time, Hamas killed
them all. But this is
just amazing. Amazing human greatness.
There's a friend who I I mention in the
book who uh um has a story that's that
is should be much better known. He's a
wonderful young man called Nimrod. And
he uh he on the morning woke up in his
home outside Jerusalem when the sirens
were starting to go, the rockets coming
in, thousands of rockets from Gaza. And
he uh was in
reserves being a special forces guy and
uh he was in reserve. He woke up,
realized for messages from people in the
south how serious it was.
uh got a call from his commander and his
unit in Jerusalem, you're called back.
We're, you know, and he said, "No, we're
needed south." And he drove and he
picked up a pistol on the way and I
think eight rounds of ammunition. He
went past every police checkpoint,
security army checkpoint, the sto it
started to go up. He said he didn't see
a live body until early hours of the
afternoon. But then he engaged the
terrorists and he fought with them for
the next 48 hours. Saved many lives. But
on the way he uh he he said to me, he
said, "I I when I got to the junction
where there all these dead bodies lying
around, partygoers and others, he said,
"When I got to the motorway junction,
I was certain I would not survive that
day." And he stopped. He pulled out
pulled got out of the car and pulled
into a ditch and he made a phone. Uh he
he got on his phone. He made a video for
his two
children and he said, "I I I wanted them
to have a message from me that so that
when the phone was found on my body,
they'd have
something." And he
survived. And I just am filled with
admiration. Filled with admiration for
people like that. Amazing. Amazing. Mhm.
Um be very very lucky in America,
Britain or any other country to produce
people like that. But we could we
should explain the title to me again. On
democracies and death cults. It's
currently in between a lot of Easter
books. I I showed you Amazon bestseller
lists. Yes. Just before we started.
There's a there's an awful lot of um I
will explain the title, but yes, it it
it did amuse me that I'm currently um
battling in the Amazon.com bestseller
lists with
um uh I'm currently at number 12, but
number 13 sneaking up behind me is uh
it's not easy being a bunny. An early
reader book for kids, beginner books,
you've probably got it. And um also, but
I'm chasing I'm getting very close to
catching up with a a great tome you
probably know as well called Hippity
Hoppity Little Bunny Finger Puppet Board
Book for
Easter. Also, Little Blue Truck
Springtime is doing very well.
You know, there was a there was a
humorist in the UK many years ago who
discovered that in the 70s or so, the
three things that sold books in Britain
in those days were anything to do with
cats, anything to do with golf, and
anything to do with Nazis. So, he wrote
a book called Golfing for Cats with a
cat with a swastiker armband on the
cover. How did it do? Quite well,
actually, I think. Yeah. Um I'm not sure
there's a perfect crossover in the ven
diagram uh of those readers, but yeah. I
know. Next time I'll call it democracies
and death cults and Easter bunnies.
Um, no, the the the the title goes to
um something I had thought about for a
long time and which I try to answer in
the book which is
um what attitude
uh people in free liberal societies,
democratic societies, societies are at
peace.
um can take towards uh what I call the
death
cults. I should stress by the way that
our societies have experienced plenty of
death cults in the past.
Um I give the example there was a uh uh
Spanish philosopher from the last
century who was uh much opposed to the
rise of fascism in Spain, Francoism and
uh a uh meeting at the university he
taught at the uh students uh at one
point uh started chanting Viva Lamuete,
long live death. And he he said this is
the moment when this necrilic utterance
this
is this is the moment when it's all goes
wrong. So it has happened in the past
but the the death cult I'm primarily
uh writing about and talking about in
this book is the death cult of Hamaz and
Islamic uh jihadists in general. I uh I
say that the um I was one of the shortly
after the 7th of October when I went uh
to the region, went to Israel first, I
um went to a reunion of some of the
survivors of the Nova party and one of
the uh young man who'd survived said to
me um uh after showing me his footage
from the morning, which
was too graphic to go
into, but he said, "What would you do if
this happened in your
country. And uh I thought, but I didn't
say to him, but it has, you know, it has
happened in my country. It happened at
the Manchester Arena in
2017. It happened at the Batcloud
Theater in Paris in 2015. It happened at
the Pulse nightclub in Orlando in 2015.
It's just that it first of all people
sort of don't know what to do about it
and try to pass it
over. Um or it hasn't happened thank god
hasn't happened uh as
much but uh it's uh it it really I
suppose it's in part as well as being a
firsthand account of war. The purpose of
this book is to try to answer this
question that I've tried to answer all
my life, which is what attitude you can
take and what response you can make to
uh people who have totally different
values to yours. Because see there has
been this presumption which we both grew
up with which is what we have is what
everyone has or wants to have and we all
have the same desires in this life and
um some people
do and some people just don't.
And some people want to, you know, they
want to make the world burn and some of
them want to make other people burn and
take as many people as they can with
them and much more.
and the the the the taunt that
al-Qaeda, Islamic Jihad, ISIS, Hamas,
Hezbollah, the taunt they always have is
the same which is uh some variation of
we love death more than you love life.
And in fact, Hassan Nazallah, who went
to meet his maker uh last year in
Beirut, the head of Hezbollah, he said
this for decades. He said, you know, the
thing with the
infidels is that they love life and this
is their great
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case. Um, but I know for sure, and it's
one of the things that this book is
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been pretty fascinated by the reaction
online over the last I think with the
Ukraine with the Middle
East with sort of a broader conversation
about the Jewish community at large
generally. Uh I wonder how much Elon's
opening up of X has contributed to
outgroup tribalism now that maybe some
of
the guardrails have been taken off with
regards to that. Uh but yeah, it feels
to me like the world has reached some
new fever pitch of sort of outgroup
passion uh against whoever they see as a
scapegoat, whoever they see as being in
the wrong and nobody can agree on who is
in the wrong, which is one of the most
sort of interesting observations that
everybody acts as if the facts are
already settled whilst never being able
to actually agree on what the facts are.
So I say they're settled, you say
they're settled, we don't agree, but
both of us act as if they are. And uh
yeah, I just the the reaction especially
in the west to a rapidly developing
kinetic situation on the other side of
the planet and well I
mean I think I've said to you before I
mean one of the things I noticed in the
internet age was that
um uh we'd gone from the era of uh we
disagree about our opinions or our
interpretations of an event and And
well, the internet age has given us the
great things if we disagree about what
just happened. And
um that does throw up its own uh
manas. So, one of the reasons I try to
see things with my my own eyes is
because I'm always pretty confident that
someone's going to try to tell me I
haven't seen something I've seen with my
own eyes. Mhm. Um and sure enough, that
happens all the time, but you have the
reassurance if you know. How's that? you
know and uh I but I do find that
interesting. There are for instance I
mean there are people who would like to
regard themselves as civilized people
I'm sure who just will not accept that
what happened on October the 7th
happened which is one of the reasons why
I went there uh straight away was
because I knew that would happen. When
did you get there? I got there in
October of 2023. I went because I was in
Time Square the day after the massacre
as it was still going on and um the uh
there was an anti-Israel promaz protest
happening in the center of Time Square
uh with people supporting the massacre
and I thought well this is one of the
things that's going to happen is they're
going to pass over the massacre. they're
going to celebrate it and pass it over.
They're going to pretend it didn't
happen or try to diminish it or minimize
it. And
um I just didn't want to see that happen
is what many people said, but it was
like watching Holocaust denial in real
time.
And
um yes I mean and and and in the other
main conflict going on at the moment in
Russia Ukraine you know I mean at the
highest level of American government
there have been people who've implied
that you know Ukraine started the
war or is the aggressor and that's
uh that's disturbing to see because
there are some things that just have to
be agreed upon. Um, you know, it was
Russian tanks that rolled into Ukraine
in February
2022. It was Hamas terrorists who
invaded by the thousands into Israel on
October the 7th,
2023. Like, let's at least agree to
that.
as what you describe as the sort of
um the online thing is uh is definitely
massively worsened and I think it's
because I mean the sort of all the
slooes are up all of the all of the
guard rails all of that and there's and
that's good in lots of ways I mean look
at look at what happened when our
societies tried to say there's only one
explanation for for instance you know
the co
uh virus coming out of the area where
that virus was being made and that it
was to do with Chinese people eating
bats and from a wet market and not to do
with the lab that was making that virus
happening to be leaky.
Um, we were told uh consistently that
the lab leak was a
conspiracy. And one of the reasons why
that's so
uh poisonous to the discourse as a whole
is because it understandably makes
people say if I've been lied to about
that, what are the other things that are
true? What are the other conspiracy
theories that are not conspiracy
theories? Becomes a gateway drug. Yeah.
And I think a lot of people are on that.
And then of course it's a great habit
and is a kind of enjoyable and people I
believe everything is being kept from
them. And doubtless some stuff is being
kept from us. Sometimes for good
reasons, sometimes not. But um I think I
think I think the the uh the
conspiratorial mindset is is is
flourishing flourishing at the moment.
And it's funny because you can you can
um well it's funny but it's also more
importantly it's serious because it's a
sign of very unhealthy thing in
society.
Um when the uh JFK files were released
the other
week there was a lot of excitement
that you know
finally we're going to discover exactly
what happened.
Uh, I wrote a column a little while
afterwards saying, you know, the thing
we've learned from the JFK files is that
the president was shot by Lee Harvey
Oswald with the gun that Lee Harvey
Oswald owned that Mrs. Lee Harvey Oswald
noticed was missing from the house that
morning. And
um, because it was funny because I
noticed that to the extent that I
monitor reactions to anything I say, I
noticed how many people were annoyed.
No, there's still this question. He
wasn't as good a sharpshooter as he was.
You can't stop it. Um, it looks, by the
way, on that one, it's quite
interesting. It looks like what what
happened was the CIA were monitoring him
pretty carefully, Lee Harvey Oswald,
because he tried to defect to Russia
once before and he tried to defect to
Cuba and
um and so the CIA were monitoring him
and they didn't want to reveal the
methods by which they did that. In the
process, one of the biggest conspiracy
theories of the modern era was born. But
you but I don't think I'll persuade
anyone who thinks otherwise on that
who's deeply into the idea that LBJ
desperately wanted to do this or X
wanted to do that. And the problem is is
what you allude to is that the problem
is that the algorithm rewards the crazy.
I noticed on the day that the JFK files
were
released, some uh Wank Rag online um
started a live stream that was suggested
to
me and it was its title was JFK Files
reveal
Israeli like plot or something.
And there was no such
thing. But that gets
engagement.
Whereas JFK scholars reading documents
live, it'll take about 4
months less sexy, less engagement.
You're not going to watch them
reading the
documents. And you know, that's just the
reality of the era we're in.
Uh, and you can't stop it, but I think
people should be alive to it, should be
aware of it. This is one of the things
that's being done to
us by these darn devices that tell me
all about Easter Bunny Box.
It seems like the sort of scapegoat
outgroup
fingerpointing dynamic, it feels like
that has been tuned up at least over the
last couple of years. Yeah. And um as I
say in this book, I mean it's inevitable
because historically we know this is the
case. And I say this to somebody who
isn't Jewish, but it will almost always
end up with the Jews. Why is that the
case?
Very interesting question. Um one is
that right and left can both do it.
Oh, it's like a equal opportunity
victim. Yes. Right. Both right and left
can do it.
I say at one point in the book, one of
the interesting things about
anti-semitism is that it's uh which
isn't to say that all criticism of
Israel is anti-semitic, which isn't,
etc., etc. But I think that one of the
interesting things about anti-semitism
is that it's famously a shape-shifting
virus. It can come from anywhere. It can
come from the political left. It can
come from the political right. It can
come from people wearing jack boots and
it can come from people wearing COVID
masks. you know, laterally we've been
less attuned to the existence of the
second, you know, because there's been
there's always this expectation that
it'll be the same as last time, but it
doesn't. It moves. But the reason why I
do think that that's a perennial to the
conspiracy mind is because uh the Jews
can be blamed for everything and just
have been historically. Uh they get
blamed for they you get sim
simultaneously blamed for being poor and
for being rich. you know, 19th century
British anti-semitism
uh and indeed continental anti-semitism
relied on the the trope of the
Rothschilds and of the impoverished Jews
from Eastern Europe and they just did
both at once. Uh they can be accused of
being very religious and trying to push
religion and also being ultra
secularist, the most secular,
uh pushing
atheism. um they can be blamed
for being
stateless ruthless cosmopolitans was a
line that anti-semmites of the right
used to use and the left about Jews and
now they get blamed for having a state.
So it it's it's a sort of perennial and
I think if you if you wanted to go down
exactly on why it is it's
it's many reasons. There's different
types of anti-semitism. There's Islamic
anti-semitism. There's types of
Christian anti-semitism.
Um uh I think that the it ends up
usually being that
um historically Jews are almost
perfectly
positioned to mirror whatever your own
failings are. And this this is uh it's a
line I quote in the book from a great
Russian writer Vastley Gman who said in
the 20th century in his masterpiece life
and fate he said tell me what you accuse
the Jews of and I'll tell you what
you're guilty
of. It's fascinating insight this it's a
mirror to your own failings. How so? So
for instance uh the main accusation that
the revolutionary Islamic government in
Thran uses of the Jewish state of Israel
is that it's a um it's a colonial power.
Um, and uh, it uh, this is quite funny
to me because I mean, by the way, the
Supreme Leader of Iran last year wrote a
thank you letter to students at Colombia
and other American Ivy League
universities for coming out for the last
year and a half uh, on the anti-Israel
protest. He wrote them a thank you
letter in joining him in the
anti-colonialist cause.
There is one country in the Middle East
which has been colonizing the place more
than any other in our lifetimes and
that's the Iranian revolutionary
government in Thran. They colonized the
great country of Iran in
1979. They've in the years and decades
since they've colonized Iraq, colonized
Syria, colonized Yemen, colonized and
destroyed Lebanon.
But they say the Jews are the
colonialist
power. Another very good example just
right there, the the president of
Turkey, sometime very close enemy of
mine, um uh reip Edwan, who I initiated
a defamatory poetry competition against
many years ago. That's a byway. You have
friends in high places. I do. And and
good enemies, the best. Uh the uh
recipiped, President Erdogan of Turkey
uh accuses the Jewish state of being uh
an occupying
power, which is hilarious if you know
Cyprus at
all because the north half of Cyprus is
occupied by Turkey now still has been
for 50 years. Totally illegal occupation
that nobody in America or Britain or the
West seems to give a damn about. So when
Erdogan says the Jews are
occupiers, all he's doing is telling us
about himself. That's all. And uh when I
mean it works every which way you do it.
The Nazis accused the Jews of being
racists. It's almost as if it tells us
something about the
Nazis. It's it's an extraordinary thing.
Uh uh and this works almost every way.
Um yeah, people accuse the Jews of
things they're guilty of and uh because
they're a small enough portion of the
global population
uh and tend to outperform, not always by
any means,
but tend to outperform in the areas they
go
into. They're almost the perfect
scapegoat.
Is this not true of other groups, too?
Oh, yeah, for sure. never anywhere as
much
um because of this shape-shifting thing
I
describe and because there are very deep
theological reasons for it. You know, it
took until the 1950s for a pope in Rome
to say the Jews are not responsible for
the killing of
Christ. That's a long time
um for the church to confirm that. So
you know you have many centuries of
Christian anti-semitic pograms and much
more. Uh the Islamic world has not yet
caught up with that and uh much of it
still blames the Jews for rejecting the
revelation of Muhammad because when the
inventor of Islam came up with the idea
and went around trying to get other
people to join him, the Jews were among
the first people who said no thanks.
We've already got our religion and we'd
like to keep it.
What are the lessons for the wider world
from the Ukraine, from the Middle East
over the last few years? What what
should people take away from the way
that these sort of conflicts have
unfolded and the response because it
seems and a lot of people sort of say
this
uh ever
escalating kinetic engagement.
the sort of burbling below the surface
you mentioned before about the only job
of the politicians and government is to
keep the economy going.
There's maybe some fertile ground to sew
seeds in with regards to that which is
going to raise tensions.
I watched a video from uh the PM of
Singapore who as far as I can tell I'm
sure there's critics of Singapore out
there and I'm not a geopolitics expert.
Um, as far as I can tell, Singapore's
kind of a shining light of uh some areas
of growth, governance. Oh, for sure. Of
economics. Sure. Uh, and he said
himself, you know,
that economic uh turbulence like this
has preceded a lot of pretty big
conflicts in the past. And uh if you've
got a few petri dish examples of this
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mind given what you've seen from the
front lines of the two most
recent I uh I don't know. I mean, I'm
very wary about um using other people's
tragedies as mere sort of learning, you
know, points. Mhm. But I can tell you
the the few
uh the few sort of positive things that
that I have picked up and one is a very
straightforward one which I think is a
very important one for the west which I
go into in this book which is um because
I mentioned I mean it's about this these
twin worlds and how does the democracy
whatever you whether you're democrat
republican doesn't matter labor
conservative doesn't matter but What can
anyone who broadly speaking likes the
societies we're from and wants them to
continue, wants them to do well, what
can they do if those societies are
tested? And I think one of the things
that is really uh very obvious to me now
is you need to know what you're fighting
for.
You need to know that your what you're
fighting for is
something that you cherish and you
love. And I think that there has been in
the period of deenergizing which
hopefully we're coming out of. But that
in that period we have all been told in
America and Britain and elsewhere that
what we have is not good. You know, as I
said in my last book, in the war on the
West, we have been told that, you know,
like we're guilty. I mean, this is all
horseshit, by the way, but I mean, you
know, that we're uniquely guilty from
colonialism or uniquely guilty
from slavery or uniquely guilty from
racism or all of this stuff. It's total
horseshit. We should never have put up
with it for so long that among other
things people from the around the world
wanted to come to countries in the west
and then tell us how bad we were. Should
never have agreed to that. If somebody
came into my home and said they didn't
like my home and they thought it was
uniquely awful, I think I'd tell them to
scram. Uh so why we put up with this for
so long I don't know but we have been
and arguably many young people in
particular younger than us have been put
up have been
told that that what they have been born
into is not
good. And one of my in first instincts
when I saw that poll of young Americans
and young Brits you know would you be
willing to lay down your life for the
country if something terrible happened
and you had to step up. I think one of
the reasons why the the yes vote is so
low is because doesn't matter whether
you're patriotic or not, you've been
told your country is rotten.
You know, there was a there was an
article written in the Daily Mail the
other week by a very smart young British
guy who who's a right-wing I think he's
you sort of reform voter type
saying why would I lay down my life for
my country when it's let me down so
badly when you know our politicians
don't listen to us when so it's not just
a leftright thing by any means but I
think people have been told from a lot
of different directions that our
countries are not good and I think
that's not true. I never thought that
was true. I've got a long enough memory
and I've traveled
enough run up enough air miles in this
life to know that's not
true. But if you tell people that it's
the case for a long time and you
deenergize them and you demotivate them,
you tell them that they're rotten, then
yeah, you can really demoralize a
society. I think that needs to turn
around. I think that people need to
recognize what what we have that's
good. And as I've said to you before,
the footfall alone tells us all we need
to know. The footfall alone tells it.
Nobody is trying
today to make their way out of America
to get to the safe harbor of
Venezuela. Nobody's even leaving Britain
to go to France. Certainly nobody's
leaving France or Spain or Italy to try
to get
to
Algeria. And in turn, nobody from
Algeria is trying to break into
subsahara and
Africa. Very few people are trying to
break into communist
China. Absolutely no one is trying to
hot foot it to North
Korea. Okay. So, so like all of the
countries that people in the world most
want to come to are now what they have
been for decades. America, Canada,
Australia, Britain, France, and so
on. So why did we put up with being told
that these countries that are
demonstrabably the places people want to
come to are bad places and everywhere
else is good.
It's just so sickening to me. I've had
enough of it and I think most people
have. Is that sense that things would be
better if we were more like them over
there? Is that a dynamic that's sort of
fueling some of this? Which bit do you
mean? The fact that if only we were a
little bit more like well the Middle
East they they're living a little bit
sort of closer to to simplicity. They
have Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's
the real uh uh colonialist thinking.
That's the real uh that's the real
orientalist thinking of our time is the
idea that it's it's actually rather
wonderfully sent up in white lotus among
other things is is that stupid idea that
you know um other cultures have like a
depth of philosophy that we don't have
or other cultures have a spiritualism
that we don't have. Uh yeah, I mean it's
a phenomenon I've described before of uh
uh people going backpacking to see
temples in Thailand. Wonderful things.
Absolutely. Going to Myanmar to see
temples. Wonderful things to see.
Absolutely. But you should also visit
Winchester Cathedral or Salsbury or St.
Peters in Rome or
Chartra, you know, on and on and on
there. It's it's a it's a very
interesting mindset that that the
western mindset is that that that what
we have isn't rich enough. I described
this recently at ARC. I I borrowed Eric
Weinstein's great analogy about um uh
ice cream. Have you heard
this?
Um it's a brilliant observation. Uh some
years ago, Eric and I were talking about
this weird thing where uh the West had
been sort of tricked into thinking or
we'd been sort of told that um we need
other flavors to make ourselves
interesting cuz otherwise we're not
interesting.
You'll notice, by the way, that doesn't
work any other way around. Nobody goes
to Ghana and says, "I just can't help
noticing you don't have have enough
Welsh people."
And you could really do with it because
it'll bring you some color. It's a much
needed
diversity. Nobody would think of going
to uh um Pakistan and saying, you know,
guys, you seriously, you just don't have
enough French culture
here. But but you do do it always with
the West. You do do it always. And
Eric's uh observation which I thought
was just brilliant that classic way he
can do to sort of refine a a complicated
question. And he said he said when I he
said you know Doug when I was growing up
I had the impression for a while
that vanilla ice cream was the base ice
cream. It was like the base
flavor and that all other flavors of ice
cream were flavors added on to vanilla
ice
cream.
And it's the same with us in the west.
Vanilla, if you want to look at it like
that, is a very complicated and rich
flavor of its own. It's not the case
that everything added to it is being
added to a
nonflavor. And um I wish we realized
that. I wish we had a little bit more um
you know I I always say I never want
sort of I don't want tub thumping
nationalist stuff but I would like
people to have some dumb pride in things
they should have some dumb pride
in. How have you avoided becoming or
maybe you have
more nihilistic despondent down I'm
interested in what the sort of personal
prices that you pay to be on the front
lines of these things. I've seen an
interview with you and Pierers Morgan
where there was a brief interlude for a
rocket to go overhead and then you sort
of brushed yourself off and kind of got
back to it. Uh I'm interested in sort of
what it's been like for you over the
last couple of years.
Um not really for me to say.
Um, I I think it goes back to that point
about seeing things at their best and at
their worst at the same time, you know.
Uh, I
um I can't deny that when you see some
things too much, too close up, it has
some kind of effect on you.
Um I describe some of that in this book
actually. But um but it's countered by
the encouragement one gets. Uh I don't
mean encouragement for other people. I
mean literally seeing people who are
encouraging to me in their actions.
And uh you know I I I there have been in
um both conflicts um I spent more time
in the Israel Gaza conflict than in uh
Ukraine. I was very struck near the
beginning of the Ukraine conflict when I
was with the Ukrainian armed forces when
they re retook Kersson from the uh
Russians and all these you know
unbelievable sight of all these people
coming out from their houses after 8
months under Putin
rule coming being liberated by their own
army and uh unbelievable scenes and
conversations and sightes And
um and I I
find I find real
heroism on the battlefield
uh a remarkable thing. I mean
unbelievably encouraging and and um
positive.
Um I like and feel enormous
encouragement
from seeing
uh people fighting for life.
I think it's uh almost unequaled
uh as a thing to make you feel optimism
about the
species. Um and particularly fighting
for life against people who worship
death, you know.
Um I tell a story in this book about
which is um slightly difficult story to
retell actually but um the the
mastermind of October the 7th Yakya
Sinoir who was a proper psychopath. I
mean, as you'll see in the the segments
about him, I mean, a proper psychopath,
you know, was in an Israeli prison in
the 2000s
for strangling to death various
Palestinians who he had fallen out with,
you know.
Um anyway, he uh
uh he he he had such necrilic fantasies
as a as a man, you know, promised even
before the 7th of October, he said, "We
will go over and we will get the Jews
and we will tear their hearts out of
their bodies."
[Music]
Um, in the end,
uh, he was killed by a young soldier
from a regiment called the
Bizlak, who aren't even fully soldiers.
Um, and this young man who killed
Sinoir within less than a year of the
7th of October was not even in uniform
when Sinoir invaded.
And uh I went I went into Rafa just
after Sinoir was killed and I went to
see where he was and uh was with the
unit that included the the men who
killed him. And I thought what an
extraordinary and wonderful thing that
this man high on
death finally had death delivered to him
by someone who wasn't even in uniform.
Some part-time squatty. He uh he created
his own downfall.
and that that sort of thing. I mean, I
think
that you know we all know there are
different ways in different philosophies
and different theological systems to
look at the battle between good and
evil. But
um uh this one that one is a very clear
one to me. And uh I I yes I've um I've
I've got far more
uh optimism actually funnily enough than
I have uh pessimism despite everything.
Does it make dealing with criticisms or
accusations of motive or whatever from
the internet does it put those sort of
things into perspective?
I never gave a [ __ ] about that as you
know. I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascin
I'm fascinated by how few shits you
give. Yeah, I always have been. I I I
just don't
care, you know. I I I I was saying to
somebody recently that I really I I
slightly wonder what would have happened
if I'd have grown up in the social media
era and I have, you know, friends and
family more of that sort of
surveillance. But I think I think the
truth is is simply that I think that
people's sense
of whether you're going right or wrong
in your life or your career or in your
whatever
um who takes advice from complete
strangers and don't we all I'm sure you
as with me you listen to advice or
criticism even from people who care for
you and you care for or love and you
know who love you who you
admire and who admire you. I mean, I
reckon I mean, without getting all
schmaltzy, I reckon that if you said to
me, I saw this interview you did and I
think you shouldn't have said that or
whatever, I would actually listen to
that.
Um, because, you know, there there are
some people who I respect whose opinion
I think, yeah, that's that matters.
But if uh if you were you know just some
rando online saying why why the hell
would that you know I think I've said to
you before that one of the interesting
things is of course is is because the
very nature of criticism is that you
have to work out I think I said this to
you when we first spoke you have to work
out whether the person criticizing you
is criticizing you to improve you or to
demoralize and destroy you
and the friendly critic. That's what I'm
saying. Like I'd like to think of the
same thing. If I said, you know, I just
think, you know, you might think I I
wouldn't be saying something critical of
you other than if I thought it would
improve you in some way or make
something better for you.
But if if I was some malevolent troll
who desperately wanted to destroy Chris
Williamson, hated him, and wanted him to
fail, and I like started screaming
advice at you, why the hell would you
listen? You shouldn't. I But I mean, you
know, you definitely have an advantage
if you grew up before the deranging in
online era because I think some of that
sense is created from that. But I I
mean, you know, it's it's I don't think
it's a difficult superpower to acquire.
I really don't.
Yeah. As said everybody that is
fantastic at something that comes
naturally to them. Uh what do you mean?
Well, just I think you you seem to have
a big [ __ ] streak. Uh
and Ryan Long taught me this comedian.
He said he always Oh, I like him. I did
his podcast. Yes. I introduced you.
Yeah. Yeah. He's great. Him and Danny.
Uh he said he always sort of discredited
the things that came easily to him. He
always he always assumed that there was
more value in something that he had to
work harder at. So he he's really great
at sketch comedy. Yes. And he's
naturally very funny. He's [ __ ]
fantastic. And and to him sketches just
they fall out of him on a daily basis.
So he always looked at other twists and
art forms. Maybe they were comedy or
maybe they were tangential or maybe they
were totally separate. Uh and he always
assumed that those were the ones that
were really valuable because he
discredited the thing that came so
easily to him. He always thought well
the sketch comedy thing like you know
everybody's got access. No, no, no, no,
no. Not everybody has access to that.
Yeah. You're a freak and you have that
skill. So do you have do you have some
like that things that come easily to me?
Yeah. Uh
I we're always at least for me I'm my
own worst critic. Stuff that comes
easily to me that I think other
people assume that that's the case is
networking. I that was something that uh
as an only child who then becomes a club
promoter, you are perfectly you're
perfectly positioned to sort of observe
social networks and see how they go.
It's never anything that I've sort of
practiced myself. It's just something
that kind of came out of of of life and
and programming. Um, and yapping, always
being good at yapping, you know, from a
kid, right? But so do you think you look
down on those things as skills? I
certainly I don't look down on them, but
I do
assume I've because they come easily to
me, I'm not convinced that I value them
in the same sort of way. I value them in
myself, and it's something I'm very
happy that I've got. But so what are the
things then that you put an onus on that
you don't think you have? Oh, that's a
good question.
[ __ ] you energy would be one of those.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Instead of
getting mad, I tend to get sad. Uh I'll
sort of turn I know. Oh, but it's true.
It's true. Really? Uh yeah. In many
ways, I think you can you can work past
that quite easily. Interesting. uh at
least operationally you can but there is
a there is an initial hurdle where I
will tend
to I will tend to blame myself for
something. So it's one of the one of the
reasons I asked about the criticism
actually I would say I'm a criticism
hyperresponder sometimes and uh I
created a list of different ways that uh
me and perhaps other people uh have
dealt with criticism with varying
degrees of success. Oh yeah. Uh get
bitter. Think of any critic as a hater
just throwing envy and shade. Recite the
quote, "Don't take criticism from
someone you wouldn't take advice from."
Number two, channel your inner David
Gogggins and use it as fuel to prove
people wrong. Number three, get
aquinamus and see every criticism as a
gift which you can learn from. Number
four, get psychoanalytical and think of
criticisms as a window into the mind of
other humans. Bonus points for inferring
sweeping generalizations about the
public at large from whatever you
read. That's very good.
Uh, be incredibly precise with language,
so no spell words, uh, which could be
misconstrued at present. Uh, frontr run
potential criticisms by caveating before
speaking. Hey, I'm just an idiot
spitballing a bro science theory here.
Oh, no, that one's awful. Acknowledge
both sides. Hey, look, I think climate
change or women's mental health or
poverty in Africa is an important issue
we should focus on. But
that was all that's a weak one. Avoid
exposing yourself to it. Never search
your own name on Twitter or Reddit.
Don't read the comments. Oh, that's
definitely true. Yes, of course. Dampen
down the edgginess of your opinions and
statements so the point gets made but in
such a gentle way that people can't find
anything sufficiently objectionable to
get mad about. That's not great advice
always. This isn't necessarily advice.
These are just strategies that I've gone
through. Interesting. Uh deny that it
gets to you and just breath work busy
meditate scroll Brazilian jiu-jitsu your
way to distraction. Or final one, take
it to heart, doubt your abilities and
fear that you're not cut out for any
level of exposure at large.
And
I think that it's probably the last one.
Mhm. Which people online, a lot of
people online would be hoping with
anyone they're attacking to be able to
slow them down. What they're hoping is
that they'll do something that will
demoralize you. And uh I imagine Mhm. I
mean, I know that when I really want to
uh demoralize
someone, that's the sort of thing I do.
No, I always think that if the uh I I I
actually think the only the most
effective form of really nasty criticism
is to like find out what the really weak
spot is on someone. There was a crazy
woman many years ago in London who used
to she was actually Jewish, but she was
the most very vicious vicious
anti-Israel protestant imaginable.
and she used to turn up with a group of
other maniacs and like disrupt things
like like the Jerusalem string quartet
played at the Wigmore Hall and they were
like like attack the string quartet like
couldn't you find a stronger target? Um
and but I remember writing a piece about
her and um for some reason I knew that
if I just said you know you're just
auntie or just a maniac wouldn't you
know she'd had it all. But I I remember
thinking because she would sing these
mad songs like like she'd sing something
was a song with new lyrics by herself
that were like painting and I remember
just describing her as a semi-trained
singer. Oh, that was the one. I put my
finger on the thing there. She was just
a How dare I was drained.
I just thought it was so funny. You just
you just watch and think, I bet that's
the one, you know.
Adolf Hitler, world leader, failed
artist.
But yeah, I that's an interesting list.
Yeah. What happened with you in the
Guardian?
Oh,
um uh yeah, they they lieled me and lied
about me so badly in the column that
they um had to pay very substantial
expenses in uh liable damages to me.
Mhm. Um I'm actually there's a there's a
uh and expenses and read out an apology
in the high court in London which was
they tried to do the classic thing. I
think I can say this. Um sometimes when
somebody's forced to do a liel
um
retraction, they sort of they don't
tweet or publish anything and then they
suddenly they do it and then they do
masses of things so that it gets buried
even on their own timeline. But um I
made sure that didn't happen. how
well I went quite big on the retweets
and um so and Elon helped by um uh
retweeting it and actually I think
currently it's the most viewed apology
in the history of British legal
cases. So I wasn't unhappy about
that. You did ask Jesus Christ. Uh
there's a principle among journalists
generally you don't sue because you know
it's all kind of rough and you know but
uh this one was so egregious that I just
What did they do? I I don't I don't want
to [ __ ] repeat the liel that I've
just had the Right. Okay. Yeah. Well, it
was it was incorrect. Yeah, that's fair.
I don't know. I mean I I only sort of
spied it. I I knew that there's
something happening and I didn't really
understand what it was and then I went
and had a little bit of a look and then
the way that these liel things are
written out as well. They're so odd.
Well, I mean, everyone knows that. I
mean, despite being a member of the
press myself, I mean, you know, one of
the worst things about the press is is
is that, you know, sometimes they get
something like wildly wrong, but it's
like front page and then the correction
is 3 years later on page 49 in a, you
know, small type and so on. everyone
knows that and you know it's just part
of the rough and tumble. But but um uh I
I I think
uh I think I mean having opinions that
you disagree with or are wrong is all
just fair enough, but you know, you
can't go around and just make [ __ ] up
and uh claim that it's
true. Or at least you oughtn't to. And
you certainly oughtn't to if you're the
Guardian observer newspaper group and
present yourselves as some kind of
guardian of the truth even now.
So um yeah I but I I don't do I don't do
that very often but I um there are a few
times when I've had substantial
donations
from people who've lieled me and I I
wait and then uh act
and win.
Is there a uh proposed use for the
proceeds from this? I thought I'd extend
the moat around my
house and uh and build a new drawbridge.
Actually, some more butlers. I'm not
sure there's room for more.
I mean, there's got to be a limit, don't
there? I mean, you can't have
What do you think?
Um, I know you don't care or it seems
like you don't care. What do you think
people commonly misunderstand about sort
of your worldview, your positions?
Don't really know. I mean,
um, fascinates me how little time you
sort of spend in,
uh, self-critical, self-reflection. Not
that you don't see where sort of
failures and stuff come from, but that
there's just so few
shits given well I mean I'm very
self-critical one of
the one of I I learned this from anti
Paul years ago from his novel there's a
brilliant observation in one of them
that um you should always presume that
people are very critical who are very
critical do turn the criticism inwards
as well that's absolutely true
um and I think it's actually
constructive I mean I think it would be
wildly odd if if you were critical of
other people and not of yourself.
Um but but I think it's a I think
broadly speaking it's a good thing um to
be uh self-critical. So that but I don't
know I don't spend much time thinking
what other people think about me. I
generally take the view I I mean of
course I think it's healthy because I
think it and nobody says I have this
really unhealthy thing I like you know
to think. Um so have you know everyone's
everyone's a good judge of character.
That was one of my favorites. No, almost
nobody says actually I'm just not a very
good judge of charact. I'm just not good
at telling who's a serial killer and who
isn't. I just um and there are various
ones like that that are very uh obvious.
I think that in general my attitude is
to be wary about thinking about other
people's thoughts about me because
uh I think that people who are uh
express great admiration or um you know
whatever about me I kind of
don't obviously that's nice but I don't
want to absorb it too much because I
don't want to become a dick or any more
of a dick. And um people who really
don't like what I say, I don't really I
don't think that's great
either. I mean, I go back to this thing.
I think that I mean, where you you know,
where I where I would be very very
sensitive would be if I made an error or
something like that because then I'd
feel that I'd made a mistake. I got
something wrong and that would that
would bother me.
and does when I when I do, you know, I
make a factual error or something that's
really annoying and it has
happened. Um
uh but I don't think it pays to spend
very much time thinking about what other
people think about
you. I just don't I think it it sort of
means you don't get on with things and
I've got a lot to do. What's coming up?
Uh well, this book
obviously which has got to beat the
bunnies and with your help to the top.
Um I'm doing a lot of travel uh to roll
out the
book. Uh which is great. Uh which I
love. It's a funny thing with books is
uh How's yours coming along by the way?
Hiatus at the moment. Taking over. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I've got other other fish to
fry first. Okay.
Um yeah, one of the great things about
books is that you or the odd things
about books is that when you've done
when you've done the book or when you
finished it, you you haven't finished
that's when the work starts just because
the moment like to I think we're talking
well we are talking on the day that the
book's officially out in
America and uh uh so you know it's like
from now that people start reading it
and for me that's
Great. Because that's when the book
really starts and of course people can
listen to it on audible where you get
these dulit. No, not you. You don't read
it. I read it on audible. And uh the uh
Yeah. So I mean that's nice as well. And
that by the way I mean that is as you
know it's
fantastic. That's one of the great
things doesn't get enough uh attention
the upsides of some of the tech. I mean
I I discover that there's a you know
there's a wonderful readership
listenership which was not there before
audio books took off to the extent they
have now which is thank part partly to
podcasters and the way in which people
were able to you know are able to absorb
and wishing to absorb
um you know information and discussion
and books
uh and that and that's just fantastic.
There's a there's a fantastic audience
out there of people who, you know, might
not come home and crack open a book at
the end of the day, but will listen to
it and they get the same thing, plus
with me in their ear.
Um, so I I love the business of a book
being out. Um, even one about some
pretty dark stuff like this one. But,
um, yeah. When you do a fun one next,
when we have a nice fun one. Well,
that's a good question.
Um, yeah.
I I have a backlog of books in my head
of the ones I want to write. Are there
any fun ones? Easter 26 is calling.
Well, I Yeah, now I know the frigin
competition. The Bunny Market. Um, I uh
No, I uh I've I've always got a lot to
do. Always a lot on my mind. um and uh
projects and
uh yeah, a lot to do. I look forward to
seeing it happen. I appreciate you, man.
I always I always love getting to speak
to you. It's it's it's really really
lovely. Likewise. Right back at you, as
I discovered to say in America. Well,
you're here for a little while until you
fly off again. Douglas, I appreciate
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