Something Strange Happens To Single Guys After 7pm - Joe Santagato

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In this discussion, Joe Santagato and his guest explore a peculiar phenomenon affecting single men after 7:00 p.m., describing how they often become restless or engage in bizarre behaviors when left alone at home without their partners. The conversation is sparked by an anecdote about the speaker's friend who lives solo; upon returning from dinner, he found the man performing headstands and leaving random notes around the house just to entertain himself between 8:30 p.m. and late night. This highlights a common struggle for single individuals regarding how to fill their time in the evening without companionship, leading some to develop strange hobbies or simply wander aimlessly while cleaning until they feel bored enough to consider going out for a walk. The dialogue shifts to specific examples of these odd behaviors through stories about sneezing and dental mishaps involving Santagato's father-in-law. The speaker recounts an incident where his friend allegedly sneezed fifteen times in a row, causing significant agitation due to the potential impact on blood flow and heart rhythm mentioned by ChatGPT during their conversation. This leads into a more detailed story about the guest's father, who was convinced he had sun allergies that caused him to lose entire teeth while sleeping; one such tooth remained intact but ended up stored in his sock drawer rather than being replaced or immediately addressed with dental care. Further illustrating these eccentric habits, the speakers describe their father-in-law driving them on highways at high speeds only to sneeze violently enough to cause the vehicle to drift out of its lane, creating a dangerous situation that terrified the younger generation during their high school years. The narrative also touches upon his construction work in a van filled with tools and heavy machinery like wrecking balls and miter saws, where he would sit precariously on the edge of equipment while driving, adding to the chaotic nature of his lifestyle. These stories serve as humorous yet cautionary tales about how loneliness or specific personality traits can manifest in unpredictable physical actions that defy normal social expectations. The conversation concludes with a transition into health and wellness advice regarding gut health and fiber intake, sponsored by Momentous Fiber Plus. The speakers note that 95% of Americans do not consume enough fiber, which is essential for digestion, gut barrier strength, and blood sugar stability. They promote the product as a comprehensive solution to these nutritional deficiencies, offering details about their subscription model, international shipping capabilities, and a thirty-day money-back guarantee. This segment provides practical information on maintaining physical health while wrapping up the lighter anecdotes with actionable advice for listeners interested in improving their dietary habits through specific supplements available via an affiliate link or website code provided in the episode description.

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We got to talk about that insight that we came up with last night that if you're a guy who doesn't have a girlfriend in the house after 7:00 p.m. you kind of go a bit insane. >> Dude. >> What do you do? >> I I can tell you I have a friend who is single and lives on his own now and I just get like random headstand pictures. I'm like, "Are you doing headstands?" Like, what are you doing? You're stretching? Like It's 8:30. What are you stretching for? You can like how hard do you go to bed? Like it's time for sleep soon. Like what are you doing? Like it's like random things like that. I think I asked him recently. I was like, "Uh what do you do all day?" He's a very busy guy. I don't want to take away but like during those hours it's like, "How do you entertain yourself?" Cuz at this point I don't know how to do that. When like my fiance leaves, I'm kind of like, "What the hell do I do now?" Like there's no one here. Like I just kind of like walk around. I like clean [ __ ] and then I just like there's not much to do. Like I'm like, "Oh, this is kind of boring. Am I going to go for a walk?" I don't know. >> You find yourself building weird hobbies. So >> Yeah. >> I was leaving the house last night to go to dinner with you because you're an insane person and decided to have dinner at 7:30 p.m. Which for me is like, "Is that not [ __ ] late?" >> What are you talking about? >> That's pretty [ __ ] late. That's pretty [ __ ] late. >> That's not late. That's [ __ ] >> 7:30's late? >> Okay, we'll split 50/50 in the room. 7:30 Yeah, well you was on [ __ ] Eastern time again. Uh So I'm leaving the house and his girlfriend's in Costa Rica. He looks at me and he looked really sad and he was like came up and he whispered and he's like, "I don't know what to do." >> [laughter] >> I said, "Where are you going?" >> know what to do. Like puppy dog eyes. He's like, "I don't know what to do." I'm like, "George, it's fine. You'll do I don't know what you'll read stuff or whatever." And I got back and he'd written all of this stuff and he had posted notes everywhere. So, he'd done He was doing headstands. Yeah. He'd done his equivalent of doing headstands. >> Yeah. >> And then it 10:30 p.m. Just 11:00 after I got back from dinner, I must have heard him sneeze 15 times in a row. >> What the hell was he doing? >> [ __ ] 15 times in a row. This is agitating to me. >> Yeah. >> How annoying must that be if you're the sort of What's the most number of times you've had a sneeze in a row? >> I've never gotten close to 15. I think you'd die if you do that. [laughter] I think I've done like five good ones, and then everyone tells you to shut the [ __ ] up. You get two sneezes. >> 15, bro. 15, I mean, I'm kicking this guy out of my house. >> Get the [ __ ] out. I know you wrote those posted notes earlier on, and you've been lonely tonight, but it does not excuse you sneezing 15 times. >> 15's crazy. Is he dead? >> I It I don't actually haven't seen him today. Maybe. >> Yeah, he's probably dead, dude. You should probably check on him. Doesn't it Isn't like a There was like an old like thing. It's like if you sneeze, your like heart stops. I'm like 15. >> Ask ChatGPT. If you sneeze, does your heart stop? >> Or something like that. >> [ __ ] wait for this. Uh >> The AI's going to be like, "What idiot asked that question?" >> [laughter] >> No. What does happen is if sneezing briefly changes the pressure inside your chest, that pressure change can slightly affect blood blood flow, momentarily alter your heart rhythm, which is why some people feel like their heart skips a beat. It happens. >> Oh, so he's altering his blood flow like crazy in there. >> It But the worst thing was I thought it was over, and then there would be a 30-second break. >> And then it would come back. >> I'm like, [ __ ] what? Are you serious? >> like a loud He's a loud sneezer? >> loud one. >> I honestly >> big nose. >> I I but >> [laughter] >> I would prefer that. I hate people who sneeze like inside their bodies. It scares me, dude. Where's like I'm like, "Yo, you're going to hurt your neck or something. Like, [laughter] your eyes are going to explode out of your head. Like, chill." Like, I have a friend that does that. I'm I'm "Yo, just open your mouth." Like, just it comes out. >> be fixed. >> It just comes out naturally if you just like let your lips flap. >> Do you think >> [laughter] >> Poof. >> I wonder if there's a personality trait if there's a commonality between the sort of people who keep the sneeze in? >> Oh, man. What is it? I mean, it's not really like a learned thing, I guess. You just kind of like >> when you're driving. I get scared when I'm driving. >> Bro, first of all, you want to talk about that. My dad, by the way, I'm convinced he's allergic to the sun. I don't know what's going on. But when he he would sometimes he would drive me to school when I was in high school. >> Mhm. >> We would get in the car. First thing he does is uh before he starts the car, he would take his key and clean out his ears with the key, right? Is this just the guy he is? I I I don't know that And he's deaf. He's not deaf, but he might as well be. >> deaf. He's definitely deaf after sticking the car key in his ear. >> If he went to the doctor, they'd be like, "You're deaf." But he cuz he can't hear. But he's been shoving car keys in his ears like that. Then he would start the car, right? That would take 10 minutes cuz it's a you know, it's a completely [ __ ] up minivan. Uh and then we would be driving on the highway and he would he would let off 10. On the highway. We're going 60, 70, and he's sneezing and I'm looking at him like, "My guy, we're we're drifting, okay? We're not in a middle lane right now. Like, we're on the we're on a highway. You got to chill the [ __ ] out." And this So, I was scared for my life mostly when I was going to high school because of that. Um yeah. And there was a time where he used to drive around in a like a work van cuz he he was like a um he worked construction. He would uh throw us in the back. There wasn't any seats back there. It was just me and my brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's tools, there's, you know, 2 by 4s and wood and >> There's a wrecking ball and washing machine. >> There's yeah, there's like a [ __ ] miter saw there and I'm like I'm sitting on the edge of the mitosis hoping that he doesn't hit the brakes cuz the thing's going to go right into my spine. But, this is like what he would do and I I really believe that he's allergic to the sun. Like, he's an interesting guy. His whole tooth came out one time. The entire tooth. The entire tooth. Like, if you Google cartoon tooth like the ones on commercials that have like a toothbrush and dance or they got like the fangs or whatever, that came out of his mouth. How does that even happen to a person? >> When? What was he doing? >> Sleeping. He wasn't even chewing gum. He wasn't doing anything. He just popped out of his mouth. >> You know what you should have done? Headstands before he went to bed. >> I went to church. I prayed. >> Headstands. >> Yeah, no, he's not doing a headstand. Not now. >> That's how hard he sleeps. >> Dude, he his tooth popped out in his sleep, which is insane. And then he just like Usually when that happens >> his teeth. He's got to grind his teeth. He's got to be. >> Bro, I mean >> It's either that or the same demons that got Tucker Carlson in his sleep. >> How strong is his jaw? Is it like the [ __ ] a gorilla's jaw? >> Or someone walking in there and hitting them with a bat in the mouth. >> Over a bunch of years, I think you can pretty easily like crack a tooth by grinding your teeth. >> But, the tooth was intact. It was a tooth. It was just a tooth. I'm looking at a tooth. >> Actually, yeah. >> Like, it just his body was just like >> Was it a molar? One tooth? >> I'm not a dentist. I don't know if it was a molar. >> [laughter] >> It was an incisor or whatever the [ __ ] that [ __ ] is called. Um, I have no idea. What is that going to do for you also? Knowing which tooth it was. Which tooth was it? Oh, okay. >> Makes Makes so much more sense. >> It wasn't one of his front tooth though. Like, you could hide it. It was It was one of the the back ones. Maybe it was a molar. Um, but it popped out and usually you're like, "Oh, [ __ ] I should go to the dentist because I'm probably dying." That's what I would think. And then, uh, he just put it in his sock drawer and he went back to sleep. And then we never really talked about it until now. Now, he's going to see this thing and he's going to remember like Yeah, your [ __ ] tooth popped out. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> Yeah. I need to get that out of my sock drawer and put it back in. the sock drawer. >> Yeah. Where is that thing? We kept it though. We kept it. My parents used to keep our teeth. Your parents do that? Is that an American thing or British thing? >> I think that's a British thing. >> You They kept your teeth when >> Well, yeah, cuz our teeth look like cigarettes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys have crazy teeth. >> Did you know your gut controls your energy, your recovery, how well you absorb everything that you eat, and the one nutrient that keeps it all running properly is fiber. Well, it turns out that 95% of Americans don't get enough of it, which is why I'm such a huge fan of Momentous Fiber Plus. 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