Video summary
The host documents a solo camping experience inside a pop-up camper at Trails End RV Park in Old Florida while enduring heavy rain and storms. Although he initially forgot to bring tables for the setup, he successfully stabilized the vehicle by removing stabilizers and using jacks after water from the air conditioner caused it to tilt. Inside the sheltered space, he has organized his camera gear and a laptop for editing, settling in with meals like bacon spam and Chef Boyardee spaghetti meatballs while dealing with spotty cell service that is compensated for by Starlink Wi-Fi.
Family dynamics play a significant role in the narrative as the host's granddaughter, affectionately called "Monkey," dropped off her baby grandson, Bruno, on Tuesday. The toddler remains inside to avoid the stress of the storm and noise, with Monkey planning to return after a doctor's appointment to take him for a walk later in the week. While the heat at noon persists despite the rain, Bruno stays indoors waiting for conditions to improve, and the host prepares pork chops for both himself and the child while trying to reduce his bread intake.
As the weather intensifies with rolling storms, lightning, and thunder, the host monitors the radar from within the camper, noting that fishing plans were abandoned due to the precipitation which was actually needed to raise water levels. Although trail cameras were not deployed during this period, a clip of a deer is included in the footage courtesy of Dennis Hobbacker from Monkey 1000. The host considers future activities such as cooking ribs on Saturday if the rain subsides or renting a kayak or canoe from the park's rental station once the weather cooperates.
Ultimately, despite the lack of outdoor activity caused by the uncooperative weather, the host concludes that the storm serves a necessary purpose for the environment and the fishing conditions ahead. He reflects on the day's events while waiting for Monkey to return with Bruno, eventually allowing himself a shower before she leaves again. The video ends with the host signing off as "Shay Bear," promising to return in the next installment once the weather clears and they can resume their planned outdoor adventures.
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Hey everyone, Shay Bear 1000 as you can
see with the camper man set up. You can
tell what I'm doing now. I'm going to be
out here a few days solo
and uh pretty much got set up. I'll
explain to you what's happening. We may
do a little fishing. Anyway, I'm going
to do a couple days solo. I'll tell you
about that. But let's hit an intro.
That's my bug zapper up there charging
up. I can also charge it here. and I'll
explain this monstrosity
here. Okay. Hello everyone. Happy
Tuesday to you, but by the time you see
this might might even be the weekend.
Anyway, it's Tuesday right now. It's
Tuesday late afternoon. Uh the reason
why I got this like this is because you
always always forget something when you
go camping. And I forgot the tables.
Supposed to be a table here
for
that.
and
my table here for that has the sink in
it. Forgot both of them. We also have a
little table we like to put like beside
one of the chairs. Well, actually, we
have a few of them, but didn't even have
that one in here
to put that on cuz that's not heavy. So,
I scooted this down a little bit and I
just plugged it in there. Monkey may or
may not come out later and bring the
tables. But this I probably won't have
to tie off unless it gets windy. And
then I'll use that little bar
right there.
Then I'll use that bar
to stake that out, but I shouldn't have
to. It's pretty snug. The camper is a
little
bit We're going to do away with these
stabilizers right here. We're going to
do away with all four of them. We're
going to put jacks on it. Uh so what
what's going on there is I usually have
the camper
kind of tilted
this way and to the back
and
that's just the water from the air
conditioner. So it's it's not a big
deal. Um so yeah. So monkeyy's got the
baby until Friday. grandson.
She was like, uh,
she said, "Why don't you go camping?"
Cuz he does. He screams a lot, guys. I
love kids and all and grandkids. Love
him. Love my kids. I'm just not used to
hearing, you know, a toddler just
scream. You walk past him, he screams
and yells and he wants to be held 24/7.
You can't do that. And if you don't do
it, all he does is scream.
So, she was like, "Why don't you take
the camper and go camping?" I said,
"Because I only got like four days left.
I've used up all my days out there at
the uh
at Pots Preserve. You know, you only got
so many days you can use a year. And I
need to save one. I'll explain to you
why later, but I need to save at least
one." Um, so
she said, "Why didn't you tell me? I'd
put you up in a campground.
I said, "Col, you say?" She said,
"Yeah."
I said, "Where am I going to go?" She
said, "Pick one." I said, "I don't
know." She said, "How about that one we
went to before?"
Okay. Can you narrow it down a little
bit more? Yeah. The one on the river.
Okay. So, she said, "We we've been there
before, twice before." I said, "Okay."
She explained. I said, "All right. I
know. I know what you're talking about
now." I didn't have to bring my kayak
because they have kayaks here. So,
that's cool. Um, we're at Trails End RV
Park.
So, yeah. So, she's like, "Well,
I'll book it." I said, "What day you
taking him home?" She said, "I think I'm
taking him home Friday." I said, "Well,
I can book it till Friday." She goes,
"Or
book it till Sunday and I can come out
and spend a couple days with you." I
said, "Oh, I see where you're going with
that." So, she hornswaggled me into
getting a uh campground. So, that that's
fine. But yeah, I mean, yeah, that's
that's stressful when you're almost 58
years old. You got a kid screaming
constantly. Hurst Bruno's ears. He'll go
in the bedroom or he'll go in mom's room
and he'll get under the bed and he'll
put his head down. It hurts his ears.
you can't, you know, and it's like,
you know, I feel bad, but I can't I
can't do that. You know, I've raised my
kids, you know what I mean? My kids are
grown.
But but
I mean, I I love this little fella. I
love him with all my heart, but dang,
man.
You know, you just got to sometimes you
got to say, "No, I can't I can't do
Yeah, you know, it stresses her mom out
and stress the poor monkey out and of
course me and the dog. And it's like,
man, you know, we can't can't do this
stuff all the time. But anyway, so yeah,
I love the little guy, but Jesus, come
on. I mean, I'm not kidding you. When he
screams, he just screams just top of his
lungs. And now you know that he can
stand and walk. He's doing that pulling
back like if monkey goes to set him in
his crib or whatever, set him down,
he'll yank back on him, you know, like
he's trying to bend over backwards and
just start flailing around. And it's
like, you know, if if one of my kids
ever did that, that would be the first
and probably last ass whapon they ever
got. But fortunately,
you know, I had the voice, "Hey, you cut
that out now."
So yeah. Uh but I was fortunate and
monkey said, you know, her kids never
acted that way. So we don't I don't know
what's why he's like that, but
he's got to get broke of that, you know.
I mean, I'd love to have him out here
with me, you know, spend the night and
but I can't, you know, nobody People
comes out here. Listen,
you hear that? Nothing. You hear nothing
but a breeze and some birds. Maybe my
air conditioner, which I'll probably
shut off later, but right now it's like
92 and real feels close to 100, but uh
yeah. So, I mean, nobody wants to hear
that. And you know, I wouldn't want to,
you know, I wouldn't want to bring bring
him out here acting like that. It's
just, you know, I thought about getting
one of those sights over there some
closer to the restroom, but uh they're
premium sights.
We just what they call a
partial. We got water and electric.
Those have sewer over there.
So
yeah.
But so that's what I'm going to be
doing. So I'll be out here until Sunday.
We're leaving Sunday. Monkey will drop
him off. Probably come out Friday night
after she gets her mom and everything
situated. Saturday I think she's going
to bring her mom out here cuz I'm going
to go we're going to go down there. I'm
going to cook some ribs Saturday. I'll
bring you along with me on that.
But, uh, like I said, I want to do some
fishing. Brought a couple fishing rods,
my tackle. I got some bait. So,
yeah, that's why I want jacks. So, I
can, you know, jack this up. These are
just stabilizers. I mean, you got the
front jack, but that won't like jack the
whole side up. Like, once I put the
jacks on here, like I can jack this
whole side up. and uh but it's fine for
now. Um so yeah, that's what's going on.
Um
let me see here. I'll show you what I
got going on inside,
which is
nothing spectacular. Just
I got to get a trash bag out. I forgot
to get a trash bag out. This was our
shower curtain. A company sent it to me.
I did a review on that thing and uh
Monkey uses it, but then she got a
couple new ones for seasonal and stuff.
So, I was like, well, you know what?
Let's just put that one in the camper
and block that off. So, that's cool cuz
that's the only set of curtains we don't
have. That's why those you can see
through. They're just getting so thin.
They're original curtains in here. So,
but got TV hooked up. I got some camera
gear stuff here. I got my chest mount,
head mount,
my number five
mics, a light, you know, just
the simple stuff. I don't know. I
probably won't use that, but I will lay
it out so I can lay on it kind of like a
sheet.
But there's that. And this is what she
bought for me up in Georgia for my
laptop, which I did bring so I can edit
videos or whatever. There's my supper
time tonight.
I think it's bacon. Yeah, bacon spam.
Okay. So, all right, guys. I'm going to
let you go for now. I'm going sit down
and rest for a minute. Probably a couple
minutes, and have another drink of pop.
No, I'm not.
I brought me a treat this time.
This is where
the clubhouse is. Where's it at?
Right on the other side of that camper
there is the clubhouse. The first time
we were here, we set up our our tent
here. We had the the big gazebo tent,
the huge one, the blue one, and went
down there and was walking around and it
started pouring. So, we went over to the
clubhouse and played some pool and hung
out over there and stuff like that. When
we got back,
let's see. Yeah, we had the car, but we
wanted to check out the clubhouse.
That's what it was. So, when it quit
raining, well, it slowed down. As soon
as we pulled in, you know, it was
getting dark and I seen this end of the
picnic table lit up. It was my phone. I
left it out here in a downpour. This is
an Android. It's supposedly not
waterproof, but I left it face up just
like it is now, and it poured on it for
a good hour. And I came over and I shut
the power off cuz you can't take the
batteries out of them. So I shut the
power off, wiped it off, and I thought,
well, you know, if it screwed up, it's
already screwed up. So kicked the power
on, kicked right on. It's been fine ever
since. Oh, but anyway,
I broke that.
I brought me a treat. Let's see.
I'm going to have one of these. Then
I'll probably get me a water
and uh yeah. So, I'm going in cool down
for a little bit, guys. I am sweating
bad. I don't know what the temperature
is here. Here's my thing. But the other
part of it inside, and the batteries are
dead, and I have no batteries. I got a
bunch of double A's in there, but it
takes triple A's.
So, anyway, I'm going to let that
charge. Like I said, I can also charge
it with electric if I want. I'll hang it
up out. And then Monkey, I guess she
bought some kind of mosquito net to put
around the awning here. So, uh, but she
forgot it. So, I said, "That's all
right. I I'll, you know,
when you bring it out, I'll put it up.
We'll we'll see." So, I'll bring you
along with me on that. So, all right,
guys. Stick around. Okay, guys. I'm
starting to get a little hungry.
So, let's open up our spam here.
You can use this to slice this if you
want,
but you got to bend the sides in a
little bit, but I'm not going to do
that. Forgot to get a trash bag out.
So, let me cut it up first.
Didn't bring any butter. I think I got
oil here, but there should be enough oil
in this
to uh
to cook it up. I mean, it's cooked. You
can eat this stuff raw.
And I'm going to have a couple cans of
spaghetti meatballs. Chef Boy RD to Chef
Sha Bear.
I know I should have the pan hot, but
I forgot to get out a cutting board. So,
my bad.
All right,
there's that.
See if we can get this lit up.
All right.
Whoops.
Oh, my lighter.
It's in my pocket. Didn't I just check
my pocket?
I could have sworn I did, but
Oh, I hear gas. That's a good sign. Oh,
that's a good sign.
I'll probably stick Let's put it on the
back one.
Whoops.
Now
have a couple cans of these.
I don't know if I'll eat it all,
but I can uh
I can uh
I'm going to try to save some for later
for my snack time. I call it my
nighttime lunch cuz I usually eat around
midnight.
Me and Bruno will get something I'll
share with him.
Find me a trash bag.
Turn this down, too.
All right, let me get a trash bag out.
Get my trash cleaned up, and I'll kick
you back on here in a minute once this
stuff starts cooking. All right, we got
actual trash bag cuz that's good because
I don't have any This is just food I
keep in here. So, I don't have any uh
what do you call it? Uh grocery bags.
So, as it was funny, Monkey was getting
ready to leave. The uh owner stopped by
on his way out. He said he had to close
up
the store a little early,
but you know, there's numbers you can
call if you have any problems. Uh, well,
closed up the office, which is also the
store. Like, okay, that's fine. Monkey
said, "You got any money?"
I said, "I got a couple bucks." Yeah.
Here, take my wallet. I had like three
bucks in it. And she looked at it. She
said, "Okay, here." and handed back to
me. I said, "What?" "Oh, $3 ain't good
enough. I'll give you my last $3." She
said, "No, I wanted to see how much you
had cuz I'm going to give you some
money." I said, "I don't need any
money." She said, "No, you need more
than that in your wallet. Here, take 20
bucks." That was so sweet. Thank you,
monkey. I appreciate that. So, let me
get this cooked up. Is it's Is it really
cooking, guys? No. I It's It's just
reheating something or heating something
up. That's why I'm not going to do a
taste. I I am going to taste the bacon
for you or the the bacon spam for you.
But I'm not going to kick you on while I
eat. Uh I'm going to turn I had the air
conditioner off for a little bit. It got
actually pretty chilly in here. So, it's
going to get warm with this with these
burners on. So, I'm going to turn the
air on and I'll be back with you when
this is all heated up. Okay, guys.
Couple done pieces. It's done. Like I
said, it's precooked. It's It's hot.
wear through, I'm sure.
Yeah, that'll be fine.
Uh, all right. Now,
uh, go ahead
and let's get a bite of this.
So, bacon spam. First time I've ever
tried bacon spam. I do believe
it's definitely I think first time I had
it on the show. I do believe. But let's
give it a try.
It doesn't smell like bacon. But must
Hang on a second, guys. Spam calls at
6:39 at night. Jeez. Probably because
I'm eating spam.
But yeah, that's what that was. A damn
spam call. Jesus Christ. Leave me alone.
All right, let's give this a shot.
Um,
I don't taste any bacon in it. Like I
said, I can't smell much anymore, but
I don't taste any bacon,
but I taste the spam. But it it does
have a different flavor, but it doesn't
taste like bacon. I am giving it two
thumbs up and four and a half stars,
though out of five. Um,
yeah, it it's fine. It tastes great. I
just to me I just don't I'm just not
tasting the bacon in it.
But that's okay with me. I don't care
cuz I like spam. You know, as long as it
doesn't give it a bad taste, I'm okay
with it. So, let me get some of my
spaghetti and meatballs.
And like I said, but the reason why I
went and checked on that is because
you know, Monkeyy's by herself
while she's got her mom, but she's also
got the baby and Bruno, so
you never know, right? So anyway, I'm
going to eat my supper,
watch a little TV. But see, that's the
thing. The cell service out here is kind
of crappy. It's really spotty, but we're
on the middle of nowhere kind of, you
know. I mean, we're we're not by any
cell phone towers. That's to be
expected. We're in old Florida, you
know. But but we do have Wi-Fi here, so,
you know, like I can watch some YouTube
and stuff.
A spam call will get to you every damn
time. Every time it'll come in. I've
been out with no bars and got a spam
call before and then like trying to send
somebody a text. I can't. How How are
they doing? How do they do it? Anyway,
guys. All right. I'm gonna turn this air
back on and I'm gonna turn these lights
down. Watch a little TV. But, you know,
I mean, tonight's just kind of a blah
night, you know, just kind of hanging
out. Uh, I put my
my bed rolled down, my sleeping bag
down. I didn't unopen it or anything. I
just rolled it down so I can sleep on
top of it. But yeah, I actually had to
uh had to turn the air down a little bit
while it was off, but I'm going to have
to turn it up now again or turn it back
on now because it's really hot. But so,
all right, guys. I'll be back with you.
So, let me get this light off and this
light. I got to clean your screen it
looks like.
And I'll see you in a little bit. Okay,
everyone. So, I'm going lay here and
watch some more YouTube. I was asleep.
I got done eating. I think it was I sent
Monkey a message at 6:51 and I told her
I said, "You're too tired to come out.
You know, don't you you don't have to
bring She wanted to bring them tables
out." I'm like, "You don't have to, you
know, I got enough food, enough liquids
to drink and stuff. I'll be fine till
tomorrow, you know, if you don't feel
like, you know, if you're too tired to
come come back out." I said, "I'm fine."
And she said, "Okay, that's that's
good." You know, so I talked to her for
a minute
and then uh
and it was like
I don't know what happened. It was just
like all at once my eyes got tired and I
just fell asleep bam into a dead sleep.
And it's uh
she just messaged me, you all right?
Something you okay?
I like, man. She woke me up out of a
dead sleep.
Uh, yeah. It was at 10:14. It's 10:26
now. And she said, "You okay?" I'm like,
"Yeah,
I was asleep." She said, "Oh, baby, baby
was She" She said, "Baby's finally
asleep." And then she I said, "That's
good." And she said, "I'll let you
sleep." Before
I can say anything, she sent a picture
of the baby sleeping.
I'll show you.
Oh no, it's Bruno.
Bruno's out. He's out like a light. So I
I thought it was a baby cuz I didn't
have my glasses on. Well, I guess he's
her baby.
So she's got to go to the doctor in the
morning. So,
oh, she just messaged me, but I sent her
a picture of the camper.
She said it looks good, but I'm wide
awake now. I mean, I don't know if it
was my tummy got full or or what. And
I'll tell you what, that spam, if you
guys like spam and you like can ham food
like Chef Boyardd
uh spaghetti meatballs,
yeah, put some of cut that some of that
spam up and put it in your spaghetti
meatballs. And that's what I did, man.
It was good. So, uh, but
I have, I think, one piece of spam left
and some more of my spaghetti meatballs.
I may have that for breakfast cuz I
forgot my oats.
So,
yeah. Uh,
I sent her a picture of you guys just
now. So, but all right. Uh, if I think
of anything to tell you,
I'll kick you back on. Or, I don't know,
something weird happens or, you know, if
I happen to see an animal, I'll kick you
back on. If not, I'm going to say good
night.
I'm going to turn my light off.
Let's see.
Says power.
Oh, I turned the fan.
I'll turn my light off.
That's pretty bright, doesn't it? Um,
so, all right, guys.
Like I said, if nothing happens, I'll
catch you in the morning.
But, uh, yeah, if something strange
happens, I'll of course kick you guys
on. Now, it's 79 out. It says 79 out
right now on my phone. I don't know what
it is right here, but I just went
outside and took a picture of the camper
from Monkey.
And, uh, still felt pretty warm out
there. I got the air on. I did get my
sleep bag. I got a little chilly and got
my sleep bag. And, man, as soon as I got
my sleep bag, I was done.
But
I may get up and walk around. I don't
know. We'll see. Uh if I can't get back
to sleep, maybe we'll take a night hike.
Um so stick around, guys. And uh
see you in the next clip. Right.
Okay, guys.
I thought we'd take a little night walk
down here to the uh river. See what we
can see since I'm wide awake. Monkey
woke me up. Now I'm wide awake. And then
she she's we talked for a few minutes
and then she's like going to sleep now.
Listen, thanks thanks for making me wide
awake.
All right, so
hope my camera's not real blurry. Uh, of
course, just came out of the air
conditioner,
but it's saying it's 79 out. It's not
too bad. I actually just shut the air
conditioner off. Uh so yeah, I like like
I either wanted this spot right here
or
this spot right here would be nice. Nice
shady trees. But again, those are
uh
premium sites because they have sewer.
Um,
but they can uh they they also have a
dump station. So like if you don't get a
premium site, you you got a dump
station, you can go dump if you want,
like on your way out or whatever. But
so like we didn't really need it. And
it's $10 more a night. So
it's like $69 a night.
And at the end of this month,
uh
prices
will go up because of uh see right now
it's considered off season
and season when you're on season mean
meaning if if you're in season meaning
from November 1st to whatever it is,
it's like when the
the uh the northerners come down.
I don't have my glasses on. Let me try
to wipe your wipe your lens off.
And I don't know if that helped. I'm
sorry. We are under a street light.
Yeah. The first time we were here, we
brought our boat and we parked it down
there.
Right over in there.
So, I just thought, well, while we're
here, I can use that boat.
There's a canoe over there. This is a
johnboat. We got this little paddle
boat. I will never get on another one
again. monkey got me on one once. And
here's the uh
Here's the kayaks.
So, yeah. Uh I do want to get one of
these and take it out.
Preferably not that one in a river with
gators.
This is a nice one. Might use this one.
I don't see any holes in it. This one's
definitely seen better days.
All that duct tape on it.
They got life jackets and paddles in
here.
Cool.
So,
may do that tomorrow. I don't know.
Somebody got a motorcycle parked in
there. Cool. But, uh,
they didn't lock it. It's unlocked. But,
yeah, I might do that tomorrow.
I don't know. Monkeyy's going to come
down or come out tomorrow after after
her doctor's appointment.
I don't see any gators. You can usually
see their eyes,
but
I can bring my uh
trolling motor and I got a new battery
for it. Monkey got me a new battery for
it for for my kayak. But I bought these
cool propellers I want to try out.
I don't know if they let me take it out
with the motor because
that's not registered. You don't have to
register it if you're, you know,
paddling, but anytime you put a motor on
something here in Florida, even if it's
that canoe or one of them kayaks, you
have to register it.
Yeah, we backed our boat right down in
there. The water is so low.
I mean, I think first time we were here,
water was this was water. If you stop
stepped off into here, you'd be in
water. Now it's ground.
Got a fish in it for you to use.
You can't see the river.
Oh my god. Well, what I can see here,
not
Sorry.
See that?
I bet you it's only a foot deep there.
Jeez. We just uh we're still in that
drought, you know.
But yeah, this is a nice place.
All right, let's head back up to the
camper. I just walked through a cobweb.
I feel it. I got my shorts on
and uh I can feel them cobwebs. Don't
like it.
Yeah, they don't have uh
they don't have
fire rings
at the uh
at the sites, but they do have this
community fire ring here.
Oh, and they don't charge anything to
use the johnboat, the paddle boat, the
canoe, or the kayaks. They don't charge
any extra. A lot of people will charge
you like $10 an hour, but like up in
Georgia it was 10 bucks an hour. But if
you think about that, yeah, that's cheap
enough, right? But what if you rent two
kayaks for 6 hours? That's 60 bucks a
piece. That's $120 for 6 hours.
But this is a nice
nice fire pit there.
Um,
so if it don't rain
Saturday, I'll be using this big ass
smoker here.
Smoke a couple racks of ribs.
It's cool.
It's a nice smoker.
All right, let's go back up to the uh
to the camper.
That's the clubhouse there
and shelter. If you got a storm rolling
in, let's say you're in a tent or
something, you can come down here and
get in there.
Like I said, me and Monkeykey's been in
there. It's pretty nice. Got a pool
table, games, all kinds of books to
read.
I know a lot of people don't read books
anymore, but they're still out there.
See, they got Starlink here.
And up there, that's a Wi-Fi booster up
there to boost it through the park.
you look around on
some of the trees, you might see one cuz
this this part goes way way back over
there. But
but we're here because, you know, while
we're closer to the Wi-Fi, you know, and
like I said, phone service is horrible,
but that's to be expected. We're in old
Florida. There's no phone cell phone
towers around here. You can get out in
certain spots
like up at the gate. It's not really a
gate, but where you come in at
uh when you check in, you stop, it says
stop there and you call that number and
that's where they have cuz some people
if they would just come in and they got
a huge rig and they get down here, they
might not be able to turn it around. Of
course, we wouldn't have that issue, but
there's our
there's our rig there. So, they want you
to call and then they'll send somebody
right out right up to get you.
I bought when we did the air
conditioner, when I put that, excuse me,
that seal on top of the air conditioner,
um, I bought a
one of those, uh, pressure regulators
cuz you never know what pressure they're
running at different campgrounds.
And
first time we used it was in Georgia
and it worked fine. I hooked it up here.
I couldn't. No water would even come out
of it. And it's got pretty good pressure
here. So, one one time. Well, it was
what 5 days, 4 days, 5 days, whatever.
But still,
use it one time
and uh don't want to work anymore.
That's a crap you're buying. I mean,
granted, it wasn't really expensive, but
I don't care. I don't care if it, you
know, I mean,
ridiculous.
Turn my bug zapper on here for a few
minutes, but we're back. So, I thought,
oh, shoot.
Yeah, it's a little warm when you're
walking, but I thought, shoot, let's go
ahead and uh let's take a little walk.
So,
I got a good story time. If you guys
want to hear it, I'll uh it might be a
standalone video,
but I'll tell you about a a fire that
happened in a Holiday in Motel in
Cambridge, Ohio, my hometown, back in
1978, I believe it was.
But we may have story time this time. I
haven't done a story time in a while.
But
so yeah, that's the only thing I don't
like about this spot
is I mean we're right directly under
that. I mean granted they they have them
for your safety but you know I'd rather
see I like that
not that but like I said they put them
up for your safety but anyway. So, all
right.
I'm going to grab me a drink and I'm
going to go back in.
Yeah, I was sleeping hard, man. I I
heard my phone go off.
I I was in my sleeping bag. I was
pointing to that window over there. So,
I was rolled over away from the TV.
So, I'm I was That was what 6:51 the
last time I messaged her. And I just got
done eating.
I was like, man, it's so what about
7:00, I'm guessing. I fell asleep and it
was almost 10:30. It was 10:20
something, 10:25 or whatever it was. And
uh I was like, "Holy crap. Now I'm wide
awake." And monkey says, "I'm going to
bed. Going to sleep now.
I didn't even have my shower."
H I go out go up tomorrow cuz you got to
walk way up through there to the shower
house. Now, there is a bathroom right
over there where that light is on. You
see that light there? Uh, so that's a
bathroom, but the showers are way up
there.
So, I'll probably just wait. So, all
right, guys. If I don't, if something
don't happen or whatever, I'll talk to
you guys in the morning. Not night,
everyone. Good morning, everyone. It's
about 11:30.
Humidity is supposed to be a real feel
of 103, but
been up for a little bit, but not long.
I didn't go to sleep till
I think it was 6:07 or something this
morning.
So, like I say, man,
that's why I don't like to take a nap in
the evening cuz then I'm up all night.
And when monkey woke me up, that was it.
I knew he was going to be up all night.
So, but yeah, just uh
not sure what I'm going to do yet.
Monkey just left a little bit ago. Well,
about 45 minutes, guys. See her leaving
the house. I got a notification. So,
should be out here after a bit.
So, I started getting warm in there. It
was 83
a little bit after 10:00. So, I turned
the air on low.
I didn't have it on all night. It was
pretty cool in there. It's 87 right now.
So, all right. I'll kick you back on.
I got to take my meds. I forgot to take
my medicine. All right. I'll kick you
guys back on as soon as I decide what
I'm going to do. Uh, I can't have my
spaghetti and meatballs for breakfast
cuz I ate them last night. Um, ate all
my spam last night. So, and
I forgot my oats.
All right, guys. Stick around.
>> There's monkey.
like a bell squealing or something. I'll
have to look at that.
Maybe a an idler pulley.
He'll be back.
>> Here, put this in your mouth.
You ready?
>> Okay. Chew it up.
>> You got him a
>> What is it?
>> Happy meal.
>> Happy meal. Are you happy, buddy?
>> Kind of.
>> You happy, buddy? Look at them chunk
cheek. Look at that smile.
>> That's a camera.
>> It's a camera.
All right.
>> I like these. I think these are the cute
>> little tiny fries.
>> Yeah, they used to give us just the
>> Yeah.
>> small ones.
>> They were in a bag then. A paper like a
paper thing.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> All right. Had to rele the trailer and
get some of this water from dripping
here. So, I raised it up. Should be good
now. I'll go around back and check it.
Then I got to hook that up. All right.
I'm all hooked up. I got the camper more
level.
Something wrong. It's not right, but
it'll work. So,
I'm going to relieve the pressure when
it's laying in the sun like this. I
relieve the pressure. This one would
probably be okay, but
that's got a leak there. That's not my
hose. That's just the thing. But it's
okay, you know, spraying on electric
should be fine.
So that way don't have at night time.
I'll just leave it on cuz I'm in the
camper anyway. If we go somewhere, I
always shut it off, too. So,
got this up here.
Going to put that cord away.
Uh, let's see. Air conditioner is
draining off here. I could probably
raise that up a little bit more and get
a drain off the back, but that's okay.
It was
draining right here.
I didn't like that. So, all right, guys.
I'll be back with you. She's
taking Scout for a walk. His name is
Uritton. It's nature spelled backwards,
but I just call him Scout. He's my
little scout.
He's actually being pretty good today.
until he woke up. When she pulled in, he
was sleeping.
He was snoring. And then she brought me
out a couple things. Some more pop
and uh he woke up. Uh she stopped at
McDonald's as you saw,
picked me up a couple double
cheeseburgers and
said she she going to take him down by
the river and let him see the water.
Last time we was at the site, she
brought him out and her mom and we all
went down the river and I pushed him in
his stroller and he had a good time.
Beautiful day, but it's a real feel like
103. So, it's the humidity, you know,
like it was like 94 and up in
Georgia,
but the humidity was low and it felt
like our 84. It felt 10° cooler up there
than it did here at that same
temperature.
All right, I'll be back with you. Got
music playing in the background. We'll
probably get copyright notification.
Mommy and baby and daddy.
Wow, there's another one.
And here we go. Sun's shining and it's
pouring.
Thought maybe we'd see a rainbow, but
see the sun's coming that way. That way
should be a rainbow over here somewhere,
but I don't see one.
Yeah, it's slacking off now.
I don't know if this thing's waterproof
or not, but we'll find out.
Well,
that lasted what, a minute and a half,
huh?
Okay,
give me a drink.
Monkey brought me out some pork chops.
I'm going to have pork chops tonight.
Uh,
finish that water and grab me a pop. She
brought me some more popping water and
some snacks and treats,
which she brought me more spam. That's
good. I like spam.
Well, there it is.
Supposed to get a storm. I didn't hear
any storming.
I heard water and I came out and I was
like, "Oh, I better grab the camera."
And that's it.
And here it is again.
I don't care about that cuz you know
it's a sink
and this is you know these are kind of
waterproof so they don't get hurt.
And mosquitoes are out in bed up just
standing here.
Well, I guess I'm not fishing for a
while.
Well, I could though.
Yeah, that's got a roof over it down
there. That's right. I can still fish,
but I'd have to walk down there in the
rain now. If it slacks up, I may may go
down and fish. Monkey says she's going
to come back out after supper times as
for a little bit.
All right. Sorry you're fogged up, but
you know, I just brought you outside.
So,
every time we go camping, guys. Every
single time. That's no joke.
All right. Okay. So, the rain has
slacked off, but now the thunder's
coming.
Whoa, that was lightning.
Monkey says she can hear the thunder at
the house.
Heat. Heat.
Can't tell which way it's coming from. I
don't know if it went kind of like
around me.
It might have went over top of me, but
recording clouds was coming this way.
Yeah, it's definitely coming this way.
Yeah, it's coming this way.
Getting closer, I think.
Huh?
Oh, yeah. See the clouds up here now.
Yeah, it is coming this way. Dang it.
Oh,
yeah. I don't like lightning, guys.
Yeah, it's definitely coming this way. I
don't know if you can see the clouds.
And I am under a bunch of trees.
cuz you know I thought yeah Florida heat
trees shade
the hell was that?
You guys hear that?
Oh Jesus.
Yep. The boomers are coming.
I don't mind boomers.
But
I don't even mind some wind.
I am under some tall trees here
and I'm pretty much in a tent on wheels.
Ah, awesome. Of course, monkey and I
have survived many
strong lightning and thunderstorms,
high wind storms in a tent. And there's
our trail tent.
Well,
I guess I'm going to
go in the cottage
and uh Whoa. Wait some more.
Damn.
Where's the thunder? You guys see the
lightning? Where's the thunder?
And there it is.
Hey, do I
I don't know if you guys can hear that,
but it sure is rumbling the ground
pretty good.
That came from this direction,
man. It's all around me now.
should get my phone and check this out.
Hang on.
Okay, so this is what we got going on.
81
feels like 92.
Let's check the uh
check the radar.
Oh yeah,
my glasses fogged up. I can't really
see.
that little blue dot there. So, it is I
guess it's is kind of going around me.
It's 510 right now. So, Oh, yeah. I got
some coming right over top of me.
All right.
Well,
let's see how how much more is
coming later.
Oh, yeah. I'm going to be swamped for a
while.
at least till about 8:00 and then
there'll be some maybe coming after.
though.
Yeah.
All right. I guess I'll keep you posted.
And it's calm, too. Calm. Boy, I love
those leaves. I just noticed them.
Aren't those cool? They're like the fake
ones you buy, only these are real.
Then there's some blinds over here. I
think I might have even filmed them last
time I was here. I were here. I was
here.
Come on, focus. There we go. Shake
hearts.
That cool.
God dang. That was bright.
I'm the only one back here in this
section.
This whole section. There's nobody in
this one. And of course, that one's all
covered up. Yeah, I'm the only one
from
I don't even want to step out here. From
way over there. That's the closest
neighbor I have
about what 150 yards.
And then that's the office there,
which I think we're getting ready to
close with.
Five. They might be closed.
Man, I'm getting eat up by mosquitoes.
All right, I better go back in. I'll
kick you back on if it starts getting
bad.
Woohoo.
Kicking it up now.
Oh jeez.
Oh, I don't know if you guys know. Dang
it.
Those lights over there
just kicked on.
Yeah, they just kicked on. And of
course, you couldn't see it cuz the lens
was fogged up cuz I just came outside.
I got the air conditioner on, but it's
it's on low.
So, I guess
monkey has to take the baby back
tomorrow.
The reason why she had the baby is cuz
her daughter had to have some somebody
come in do some tests or something. So,
but they had electrical issues, so they
couldn't do that. So, she has to
reschedu. So, Monkeyy's going to take
the baby back tomorrow.
And uh I said, "Yeah, you did on
purpose. You just want some more days
with out here with me." But uh
cuz she loves to go camping,
man. This. You know what, man? If I had
a caught,
I would be laying out here napping right
now. I love that sound.
Yeah, I might make some
Monkey brought Yeah, I showed you,
didn't I? Monkey brought me some pork
chops.
I got macaroni and cheese in there. I
got noodles if I want them.
Oh, Jesus.
Got some snacks.
Oh, she she brought me a can of spam and
a can of uh
what she bought me the other night? Uh
corn beef. That's good.
Oh, yeah. I feel the rumble.
All right, I'll keep you posted.
Okay, everyone. We're going to make some
pork chops. I I just I thought this was
the coolest thing. this uh it's a it's a
stove cover,
you know, for your camper, for your
stove. But Monkey got that. She says,
"Oh, it's a little long." I don't care.
I think it's cool.
I like it. Okay, so there
we got there. Yeah, he come out and
we're going to have daddy time cuz baby
baby's stressing him, hurting these
ears. So monkey asked me, "How did that
get?" My goodness.
Well, that's strange.
Yeah, monkey messaged me. You want Bruno
to come out?
I don't care if he wants to
take that out cuz I boiled some water to
clean my pans up and it wasn't paying
attention and boiled over. So, just get
We're just going to make
couple pork chops. We're going to make
uh
we'll make three. I'm going to make two
for me and one for him. Uh, let me see.
I got to get my lighter and I got to see
if I can find my seasoning. Okay, you
probably hear it's it's still raining.
It's been raining.
Make sure that's going to stay lit. Put
some oil in here cuz I don't have any
butter. Although I have a refrigerator
out there. Why I didn't bring butter? I
have no idea.
Let's see.
I can probably make enough
probably fit three in there.
But let me see. Yeah, I'm going to make
Bruno his own. Um,
let's see. I'm going to cook Bruno's
first.
Let that get hot. I'm going to cook
Bruno's first and then I'll put about
three in for me.
I know I said two, but if I make two,
I'm going to need another one. I just
went up.
Monkey pulled in.
So, I went out. She had her phone up
pointing to her phone.
You know, I seen the blue background. I
knew she wanted to message me. I'm like,
"What? We're right here." here. I'm
like, you know, 10 ft from her. So, so I
walked in, grabbed my phone. She was
like, "You want to take you want to go
and get a shower?" And I'm like, "Yeah."
You know, I couldn't have took a shower
last night anyway, guys, cuz I didn't
have I didn't have my stuff. She brought
it for me today. So, I grabbed my
things. And she said, "Well, that way
you don't have to worry about Bruno and
you don't have to worry about the rain
or anything like that."
She said, "I'll just sit in the car uh
with Bruno and the baby." So, I went up
and had my shower.
I'm telling you what, I love these. I
love this campground. I mean, it's true
old Florida.
All right.
Oh, no. You know what? I think she took
a couple things to wash for me. And I
think
the tongs were in it. So,
I'll just use a fork, I guess.
I think I showed you guys these
stickers. She said that's me and her.
She wants me to find a place to put
them.
Um,
I'll just use a uh
just use a fork cuz I'll make his plane.
All right.
Now, when
I get his cooked,
man, I thought I kept flour in here.
Man, I'm gonna have to make sure. We We
just brought a bunch of stuff with us
that was supposed to be left in here and
monkey thought she forgot it here. Was
in the car the whole time. And we got
back from Georgia, she just took it in
the house and I forgot to bring it cuz,
you know, usually we're pretty well
self-contained in here, you know. I
mean, we pretty much got everything we
need. But that's what I'm trying to do.
I mean, you know, I've got extra clothes
in here if I need them. you know, just
old just an old pair of jeans, some
socks, underwear, and a shirt just in
case, you know. So, we've got pretty
much everything we need in here. And
then all we got to do is grab our camera
equipment and um
and our, you know, our clothes and food.
Um, but
like if we're going somewhere and we're
going to be there late, we don't have
time to get food or whatever, we always
have some food in here, you know. We've
got some macaroni and cheese in here.
We've got ravioli. Uh, we've got this
packaging noodles.
Um, we've got stuff we've got stuff in
here, you know, canned stuff that that
um that like mice can't get into and it
won't attract them. But she bought me
this. It's not corn beef hash. It's just
corn beef. So, I'm trying to lay off the
the bread, which didn't help today
unless you bought in burgers, but I'm
trying to lay off the bread and those
vegetables and uh see how that goes.
And I noticed, you know, losing 8 lbs in
like a week and I wasn't hungry, you
know, I was just eating straight meat.
So, I kind of cheated this time. You
know, I ate noodles last night, of
course. the uh spaghetti and meatballs.
Oh, uhoh, there's a mosquito in here.
All right, I'll bring you back when I
get ready to put mine on. I got to get
rid of that mosquito before he flies in
here. Had to turn the air off cuz I was
getting chilly. But now, since I've got
this on, I'll probably have to uh
I'll probably have to turn it back on
for a little bit. As long as little
Bruno don't get cold, we'll be all
right. It's not quite hot enough, but
it'll be all right.
I'll make three. I'll wrap this last one
up over here. Right there.
And then I'll put it in the fridge. I
got his bowl ready. It's cooling. And
this is in case he wants extra that's
left over from his. So,
put some of this uh Creole on it. This
stuff here.
You can go up there if you want, buddy.
It's fine.
Think he wants up in the bed. That's
where him and mommy always go.
of that.
Just uh some L seasoned salt here.
Little bit of salt.
Now I got to go get
got to get him some water, too. Um let
me go get this opened up so he can climb
up in there. All right, guys. So, let me
get my plate.
I'm not going to do a taste test. I know
what they are. They're just
little bit of seasoned fried pork chops.
Excuse me. I already wrapped the other
one up. All I had was tin foil. I put it
out in the fridge and then this will be
my snack for later.
So
then I'm going to put Bruno's down. His
should be cool by now. Put his water
down here for him.
And then uh him and I are going to eat
and watch some TV and I'll be back with
you guys.
Excuse me before I go to sleep. Good
morning everyone. So
all right, I'm going to call this video
here. Monkeyy's going to be out here
soon. She went dropped off the baby.
Well, that's what she's doing now.
She'll be out and uh she going to start
her weekend.
So, uh, anyway, I just wanted to share
share this video with you, a little
solo. Uh, I might film some more,
uh, if you guys want to see it. I'll
film some more, um,
during the rest of the weekend. We're
We're here until Sunday. So, what is
today? Thursday. So, uh, yeah, Friday,
Saturday, got three more days. If it
doesn't rain, I'm going to cook some.
Where where we going here? I want to
cook some uh couple racks of ribs down
there on that barbecue. And um
but I wanted to do some fishing. I was
going to do some fishing last night, but
you know the storm it poured and it
rained pretty much all night which we
need because
but we need like 30 more days of that
kind of rain to bring the water up. But
I'm gonna try to do some fishing. Maybe
get one of them kayaks in the next
upcoming video. Um,
but I don't know
how hot it's going to be. It's already
hot. It's like noon. It's already hot.
Bruno's in there. He's chilling,
literally. I let him out to go pee and
he want to back in.
So, he's right in here. He's in there
chilling, waiting on mommy. So, uh, all
right, guys. Well, I didn't set out the
trail cams. I might do it for the next
couple days, but I didn't set them out.
But to make up for it,
here's a short clip of Dennis Hobbacker,
a video he sent me here a couple weeks
ago. Uh, I was just waiting like for an
outdoor video to include it in. He said,
"Here, you can use this this video and
use this clip in your video if you
want." And I was like, "Cool, sure." So,
enjoy his uh his deer video and go check
him out. Uh Dennis Hobbacker and uh
check out Monkey 1000, guys. And we'll
see you in the next one. Thanks for
joining or coming along. I know we
didn't do much, but you know, the
weather wasn't cooperating, but we do
need that kind of rain. So, we'll see
you guys in the next one. Shay Bear, the
myth, the man legend. Gone for now.
Bye-bye, guys. Take care. Enjoy
yourself. Uh,
let's see what one more day.
Something beeped inside there. One more
day's weekend. We'll see you. Shay Bear
M. I'm gone for now. Bye-bye everyone.
Take care.
Heat. Heat.
Heat.
Heat. Heat.
Heat.