REST IN PEACE DOLLY PARTON, Daejon Love is Diabolical + Street Fighter Hype

Yep. Charlemagne the guy. >> Andrew show. >> We are the Brilliant Idiot podcast back for another week of brilliant idiot. Hezekiah Walker. >> Hello sir. >> How you feeling man? >> I'm good man. I'm charged up. >> Me too. You came in here charged up. >> Good man. Life is so [ __ ] good. Joe, >> tell me why. >> I don't know man. I just feel great. Like I really do. I feel in I feel in alignment. You know what I mean? This is what the ninth month of the year. September now. We got three more months to go. It's been a fantastic year. This life is good. Like I I don't know. I can't I feel great. You feel great. >> I like that. I wish Taylor was here. I'll be honest. I miss her a little bit. >> I saw her this morning. >> She said she's running late. >> Oh, she's running late. >> Yeah. >> For what? She's been in the city all [ __ ] day. >> I don't know, man. I really don't know. >> I I I don't know. I just feel good. Life is good. >> Just really come to work whenever you want for brilliant idiots, except for us, huh? >> Hey. Hey. >> I mean, Alex Alex is usually here. You know what I'm saying? >> I don't know. I think we should let her. She just had a baby, bro. Another one. >> [laughter] >> No, no, no. The first one. >> First one is a year old. >> Oh [ __ ] >> How much severance you get? >> I don't know, bro. I don't know. >> You got to get back. You got to get back after. >> I'm just happy to be here, man. God is good, man. You know what I'm saying? How was your weekend? You doing anything fun? >> I just chilled, man. I flew back. We finished that movie. >> Oh, movie done. >> Movies done. So, I came back and then [snorts] um and I just chilled out east for a little bit and now I'm back here talking with you. >> I'm seeing a lot of Street Fighter promo. Let's go. >> When did When did it come out? >> October 14th. >> I want that [ __ ] to come in number one. You I want that [ __ ] to make [ __ ] $100 million the first weekend. [laughter] >> Okay. What was the budget? What was the budget? >> I'm not involved in those conversations, man. >> Pull up the budget, Alice. Pull up capability. >> What's the Street Fighter budget? >> I'm just there to bring comedy. >> No, no, no, no. See, I need [ __ ] like this to happen, yo. I need this to happen. I just I need to know people that do this. We need We need the mightest touch from Charlemagne the God. Man, >> listen. I'm all in. >> We need the mightest touch. >> I'm all in. I'm I'm just I'm all in. I want to see Street Fighter win. What the [ __ ] What are we talking about here? >> What are they saying right now? The production for the live action Street Fighter movie releasing October 2026 is estimated between 100 and 120. Damn. >> So that means they >> I think that's high. >> What the [ __ ] [laughter] >> I think that's high. >> No, for the special effects and [ __ ] >> No, I think that's high. Probably another 60 to 80. I mean, it's a lot of promo, bro. I see a lot of I see a lot of Street Fighter promo, bro. >> They just dropped a new trailer. >> I'm all in. >> Let's go. >> Street Fighters, man. November what? >> October. >> October 14th. >> October 14th. That's a month away. >> Oh, yeah. Month and a half. >> About a month and a half away, right? >> Hey, man. I can't wait to see it. I can't wait to see. I want to see that [ __ ] go. I think it will go number one. The movie theaters are back. >> Yo, they're kind of back. >> That ain't no kind of them. She was on pace to make they're on pace to make $10 billion this year. >> October 14th. >> October 14th. [laughter] >> What is that? What is that? Do some all memes matter, man. >> Where's Where's >> Can you pre-order tickets? Can you pre-order tickets? >> I don't know, >> man. Pre-order tickets to Street Fighter. Yo, testing strength. What does that mean, Chris? >> I have no idea. Let's see. >> That's Taylor right there, right? >> Where's our girl? >> Taylor got to stop. Taylor, I'm Taylor be high. and be picking up videos that have like what does we I know man we want to talk about things none of that can we can't talk about that that that was nothing >> I'm not clicking how Asians fight let's see [laughter] >> no you got to click >> click how the Asians fight >> can we imagine it first >> she did that just to [ __ ] >> think it's going to be >> I think Street Fighter comes out October 14th >> yeah it's Chun Lee uppercutting somebody >> it's a leg kick that she does >> she does leg she does uppercuts too >> oh that's what that Yeah. >> Oh [ __ ] >> You ever played street fight? >> You don't know about Chun Lee and the thighs. Bro, >> I ain't played street fight in a long time. >> OH, HELLO. RIGHT ON TIME. >> WELCOME. >> We was just talking about you. >> Okay. What? >> Why do you not like Asians? >> Should [laughter] I click this? Taylor, >> you see what I'm saying? She do [ __ ] just to [ __ ] with you, Chris. Chris, she do [ __ ] just to [ __ ] with you. She sits at home. was like, "What can I do to piss Chris off today?" >> Oh, yeah. This one is fire, bro. >> What is this? Kiss fool. >> Why? [laughter] >> They not spitting on each other. They trying to breathe fire, bro. They think they're dragons. [laughter] >> They're not. >> What are they going? >> They trying to breathe fire. >> Oh, no. They got close. That's crazy. >> What the [ __ ] is this? Yo, [laughter] what the [ __ ] was that, Chris? outside of the, you know, potential. >> Can you read >> racism? No. >> What? [laughter] >> What do they What she say? What does it say? >> Can you read what it says? >> What does it say? >> Don't make your eyes like that. >> Shut the [ __ ] up, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ] [laughter] >> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. YOU CAN'T >> I COULDN'T EVEN READ IT. >> YOU CAN'T READ IT. >> SHUT THE [ __ ] [laughter] UP. >> YO, that was [ __ ] up, dog. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. That was [ __ ] I want to go READ THIS [ __ ] [laughter] >> GET THE EYES LIKE THAT. LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO READ Mandarin when you close your eyes more. [laughter] That's [ __ ] wrong for cont October 14th, man. Chill out. Everybody got to chill out October [laughter] 14. >> For the audience's sake, because they have no idea what's going on right now. >> It's two Asian people. >> It's two Asian people fighting or spitting on each other, talking from very close range. There's text which I cannot read. I would say that text >> it's a martial art. Chris, >> it looks Korean to me. It does not look Chinese. >> I think that I think that's Korean lettering as opposed to Chinese lettering, but I could be wrong. >> You don't recognize this form? [laughter] >> I do not. >> Is that normal for them people just to spit on each other like that back and forth? >> This is a Look at them fighting for distance. And [laughter] >> you know what they doing? They sharing that new form of co. >> Oh, we that's what the [ __ ] they doing. >> Hey man, October 14th, bro. Cuz I had a banger just right [laughter] now. I had a bang here just right now. October 14th, Street Fighter. I HAD A BANGER. YOU'RE READY TO GO. [laughter] CLICK CLICK. BOOM. [screaming] All right. >> What? [laughter] Taylor. Hit us, Taylor. Hit us. >> Yeah. Give us some good. >> DID Y'ALL JUST STARTED? >> PLAY THE JOHN Morgan [ __ ] Salute to John Morgan, man. I had the pleasure of interviewing John Morgan uh a couple of months ago. I read his book from uh what's it called? >> Shout out to Morgan and Morgan, man. >> Yeah. Morgan and Morgan. Yeah, life is luck from a paper boy and how to improve your luck. John Morgan said, "We're going to put a camera on your computer. We're going to put a camera up your ass." Okay. The first week 23 people quit. It's not that they don't want to work from home. They don't want to [ __ ] work. So, he's talking about uh people that wanted to work from home. Can we press play? >> Okay. Can you read the headline for us? What the headline? The headline is we're going to >> John Morgan billionaire John Morgan reveals 23 employees quit the first week he put cameras on work from home computers. Okay. Come back to the office was just like I mean nobody wanted to come back to the office. So I said you know what? So these people that didn't want to come back to the office here's what we're going to do. You can work from home but guess what? We're going to put a camera on your computer. We're going to put a camera up your ass. [laughter] >> We won't look at you. It'll be a pixel. The first getting people to come back to the office was just like weak. 23 people quit. [laughter] Oh my gosh. It's not that they don't want to work from home. They don't want to work. >> And the people who want to work from home now are like, "Well, here's how it works. If you qualify, we're going to have a camera on you. We're going to be monitoring you closer than we would. And we've got we we measure keystrokes. We we have this productivity score that's incredible. >> And look, what's going on is a lot of people just don't want to work. It's weak. >> What did he say wrong? >> I see people giving them backlash for this. I'm like, what? What's the problem? There's backlash. >> I have a counter to it. >> Okay. >> If his policy is we're going to monitor you while you work from home >> to make sure you're working >> to make sure you're working fine. But I think the problem with a lot of employers now is they want to know that people are working during 9 to5 but they also >> don't draw the line at 9 to5. Right? Like everyone in this room, >> there's no idea of like the work day ends at a certain place, right? Like I get texts at 11:00, 12:00 at night, 1:00 in the morning. You know, maybe I answer those a little slower. >> Yeah. >> But we're all plugged in 24/7 right now. So you can't have it both ways would be my argument. Like if you're saying >> I'll come in to work 9 to5, but at 5 >> 5 I'm not answering. >> I got a camera on you and if you email me, >> you're penalized. >> You're penalized. Yes. And I don't think the employers are willing to do that. I think they want to have it both ways. I think they want to say, "We want to know you're working during this workday, but we're also going to send you emails. We're going to have calls. You're constantly," and a lot of it depends on the type of job, right? Like there are still certain jobs that have very defined, you know, you're working as a receptionist in an office or, you know, yeah, you're going home when they say go home, but for a lot of people, you're plugged in now. And I think if you're plugged in 247, you should have flexibility in terms of when you work and where you work. >> Chris, you're not wrong, but I can't assume that's what he meant. I can only assume that he meant during office hours, we're going to have a camera on you to make sure that you're working. >> Let's keep it real. >> A parallegal? Sure. >> Let's keep it real, though. >> Yeah. >> How many friends of ours do we have that like once they were working from home, they were working two hours a day? >> Yeah. >> Everybody was. >> Okay. Now, what I think that the people what I think that the John Morgans and them probably realized when people started working from home is that they were only working two hours a day at the office, too. It's not like they were working eight hours a day at the office. They were still doing two hours worth of work, but you were spreading that [ __ ] over eight hours. At home, you could knock it out in two hours and then enjoy your day. But if I have to be at the office for eight hours, the [ __ ] am I rushing through this [ __ ] >> I do I I do think you're more productive in the office. >> Way more productive. I >> I personally think so. Now, there's people that have, you know, severe anxiety who've been waiting to stay in the house, right? So, they might be more productive at home. Most people, I feel like, are more productive in the office. I'm not product. I'm not I like being at home, but I'm not more productive. >> Not even close, you guys. No, >> I think it depends on the job, though. >> I don't get [ __ ] done at home. I got my kids and I want to hang out with them, right? >> Simple as that. I got to remove my like when I got to do work at home, I have to put myself in a room and my kids need to like not know I'm there cuz the second my daughter knocks on the door, I'm stopping whatever the [ __ ] I'm doing to play with my daughter. Yeah. >> Or I'll have to leave the house or whatever and then go somewhere else to do work cuz I just know me. So imagine you're a parent and you don't have somebody that's there looking after the kids cuz you're kind of pseudo watching your kids as you work. There's [clears throat] that's you. There's no way. Yeah. You haven't showed up. >> Shut up. No, I'm saying like I'm not I'm teasing. So yeah, it's it's >> and it's also the preparation, right? Like if if I get up and take a shower and put clothes on and get ready for the day and leave the house, I'm up ready to do something. If I just roll out of bed, you know, maybe brush my teeth, put a t-shirt on, and I'm sitting at the computer all day, am I really getting ready for the day? Am I really giving my all to this job? Joe Morgan, if he's paying you, he just wants you to give your all to your job. I also don't blame any like business owner who's like, "Look, if you're all here, I know more or less that you can be doing stuff because here is so boring. >> There's nothing else to do but work. >> If you're not here, I can't tell what you're doing. And at the end of the day, the owner is paying or the business owner is paying the people. So, you get to decide the terms in which they work." If you're an employee, you also get to go, "Hey, you email me after 6. I have my life after 6. So, I might not get back to you." I understand the uh productivity on the keystrokes, but you don't think a camera inside somebody's home is a little bit too invasive. >> I don't like either one. I was gonna say this. >> I don't like either one. Give me the amount of work you need done and the time in which you need it done and I'm going to get it done. And if I stop getting it done within that time, then let's have a meeting. But if I can get all that [ __ ] done in two hours and the job pays for the eight hours of time to do that, then I'm productive and either give me more work and give me a raise or let me do what the [ __ ] I want with my other six hours. >> Yeah. And what's the difference between >> work like that? Like you said, when people were in the office, they were just stretching it up. So now you're going to be penalized and because you're working from home and you could work faster from home. So now you should get more work. >> The the >> No. And then pay me more for the more work. They're not going to pay you more. You know how they >> Well, then get up another job. >> What's the difference between having a camera and being on Zoom >> at work? >> Because you're not on Zoom the whole time. >> You're on Zoom the whole time. >> But you're not going to be on camera the whole time. That's what he's saying. Yes. You Yeah. >> He's like, you're pixelated. So see what you're actually doing. [snorts] >> So basically what it is is the camera is facing you. You're pixelated. So if you want to pick your nose or whatever, it's not on camera. if you're burping, whatever the [ __ ] it is, but and we're not like looking at your kids or whatever in your house, but we're aware that you're by your computer or not, so that you can't have like a little you can't like take your keyboard somewhere else and just have a cat walk on it every once in a while to make it look like you're being productive. So, there's all these hacks to make sure people are working. The tricky thing is like what happens when they start applying them shits to people working in the office >> now? I mean, they Yeah, they they do that now. Like they know when you at least at at iHeart because of your key card, they know when you clock in. >> They don't know if you're doing work while >> No, but but so but if you're constantly late, they know if you're constantly late, right? We're on we're we're being recorded 24/7. You do know that, right? Like we're being recorded in the building 24/7 in studio, in the hallways, everything else. >> So, I mean, it's like what's it's just you're under supervision while you're at work, >> but they don't know what you're doing at your desk, at your cubicle. You could just be bullshitting the whole time. >> [ __ ] They think that that you in HR, you know what I'm saying? Like you don't like I don't know. I just don't I don't see the problem with this. What's the problem? >> This feels invasive. >> We're We're in the Big Brother era. Everything's being recorded and monitored all day long. >> Doesn't mean we need to accept it. We already have. Have we? >> Okay. >> But by not fighting back on what you're saying, >> I don't know. How do you How do you fight back? We're in a surveillance state. How do you fight back? pushing back where they keep trying. >> We can we can mention something right now and this [ __ ] going to pop up in our phones. >> So you believe in stopping frisk? >> I don't fly in ste [laughter] right now, right? Okay. What else we got? >> Is that our new button when we get something crazy? >> Street Fighters indeed is October 14th. >> Um here's one for you, uh Alex. >> Uh oh. It's not. Uh oh. Like you already doing it. So if it was >> Oh, I know. >> You got to remember this is a podcast. >> What? >> They're hearing us first. >> I didn't put anything on. >> Oh, press on nails [laughter] for men are here as beauty brand talents design sets specifically for wider, flatter nail beds. They been But you wouldn't get no press on nails, would you, Alex? No. Get your [ __ ] painted like a real man. >> Cuz it's like the woman I go to, she does art. So, I appreciate the art that she does. >> I mean, press on nails can be art. You just wouldn't do press on nails. >> Yeah. What's the difference if they're pressed on or painted on? >> I mean, they stay more. You're putting I don't know. >> It's just another level of gay, but it's still gay. >> Which is more gay? [laughter] What he's doing is way more of a sticker versus somebody painting it on. >> Wait, wait, time. How often do you go to nail salon? Uh, probably like once a month. >> Nah, nah. You be [clears throat] having >> I say once a month. Once a week. Cut it out. >> Like once a month. Maybe every three weeks. Probably. >> Alex, cut it out. >> You always have your nails done. >> Exactly. Fly designs. I nail better than most women, but that's cuz I take care of myself. >> All right. EJ Johnson. What EJ say? EJ said, "When I walk in the room, I'm once a month." That's not usually women go like at least like every >> Well, you got your nails matching your Gun sneakers [clears throat] right now, bro. kind of fire. >> That's crazy. >> That wasn't intentional, but it's kind of >> Yes, it was. WAS IT, >> MAN? CUT IT OUT. YOU GOT ON BLUE LIKE A CRY FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS. >> YOU got on a blue hat, blue shirt, blue nails, and gous sneakers. How that's not intentional. WHAT THE [ __ ] >> GAY GUYS ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE IT SEEM effortless when they [ __ ] put a put a nice fit together. And that's so crazy. >> You think that's a nice fit? >> Yeah, >> it's cool. Yeah, it's cool. You don't You don't think it's cool? >> I'm not a fashion guy. It look cool to me. >> Thank you, Sean. Even though you just called me gay. But thank you. >> I didn't call you gay. >> Yeah, you did. [laughter] >> Don't call him gay regular. >> No, no, no, no. I said if he was to get press on nails, that's just another level of gay. >> I think that's a lower level. I don't think that's gay. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Why? A woman paints my nails. How is that gay? >> It ain't about the woman, man. It's like, so if a [laughter] woman pegs you, is that not Yeah. What does that mean? Like what does that mean? Okay. >> If you're doing you're doing this and then you think it's [laughter] gel, right? It's gel though. So >> not the limp and then the blow of the nails. How do you look at your nails? >> Taylor did the show. [laughter] >> Hold on. Show me how you look at your nails. >> You guys suck. >> Just show me. Show me how you look at them. There's no right way to do this. Just show me how you look at them, though. You're a man. Yo, >> I go like [laughter] this. >> You go like that. You make a fist. >> No, he don't, man. Nobody makes a [ __ ] fist. >> You go like that. You limp your wrist. You look >> Look how shiny his shits is. >> I got extra gloss on it. >> It's a It's not no gloss. It's just a buff. >> That's no gloss. >> You don't got no paint on it? >> None whatsoever. >> No, you got paint on that shiny paint shines, bro. Stop. >> Oh, this is different cuz this >> and I got a split nail. >> So, being that I got a split excuses. >> No, this was a split nail. >> That's your WHITE FINGER. >> I'M DEAD ASS SERIOUS. >> Is that your white finger? >> Look, it got >> Why would you split your white? It got split when he split other things. That's what happened. >> I don't know why. [laughter] >> That was >> Yo, >> that was great. I don't do the I don't do the uh the polish though. I just get a nice little buff. >> How do you wipe with the long nails? Like, have you ever had the long acrylics? >> Long nails. >> But have you ever had them? >> Yeah. >> How do you wipe? >> But what do you mean long like Cardi B long? No. >> No. That's crazy. But like even if you have them out to here, how do you wipe? >> You just get enough toilet paper and then >> That's crazy. >> Yeah. >> Even with duties. >> Mhm. And you've never >> But mind you, I don't my nails I get like maybe a little bit like a little bit longer. I not never the longest. >> Yeah. I never get long. >> All right. What else we got? Yo, what else we got? Taylor gang gang. >> Did y'all hear about this scamming ass [ __ ] now? >> First of all, don't say that around Schultz. >> Wait, why? >> Cuz we You got to lay low till October 14th. >> Yeah, but I can't even hear the word. >> No, no, no, no. You shouldn't even [laughter] be in the vicinity. >> Why would you do you shouldn't even acknowledge it. You should act like you didn't even hear that. >> So I can't even if I hear the n word, it's racist. >> It's very much racist. >> Hearing it. >> Hearing it. Yes. Hearing. >> What' you do? [laughter] >> I'm in the movie and Charlene's worried that I'm going to say something bad and controversial that's going to mess up the roll out. [laughter] >> You know, okay. >> But I don't know why me gay. >> Yep, you did. >> Yeah, but why is that bad? It's a compliment. >> You should have [laughter] called him. You should have said meat fighter in THEATERS OCTOBER 14TH. YOU [laughter] SHOULD HAVE SAID, "YO, what's my man's name?" What's his name? >> Dejon Love. >> Dejon Love. Fake 49ers player. Dejon Love. Watch me flex my millions. I don't know why people upset with Dejon Love. Y Legend. >> I'm not going to call him a legend. >> Why not? >> This is who I blame. I blame parents and I blame teachers. >> All right. >> First of all, let's read the story. For those who I don't know who doesn't know this story, but what's the storyteller? He scammed up He scammed women out of $1.3 million by pretending to be a San Francisco 49er football player. >> Yes. >> But why do people not just look up the roster? >> Dejon Love [laughter] is a 35-year-old man who was arrested by the FBI for allegedly orchestrating a 1.3 million romance scam. He was accused of posing as a San Francisco 49ers player to default 25 women. Defraud 25 women. You gotta listen, man. Blame his third grade teacher. >> His third grade. >> He's not the only one either. >> Blame his teacher. >> Blame his third grade teacher. >> Why? >> Why blame? >> Because I'm sure his third grade teacher told him at some point, "You can be anything you want to be." [laughter] >> Shut up. >> I know that's what the [ __ ] happened. He told you, "Tell these little kids could be anything they want to be." And then they grow up to be a San Francisco 49er football player and you mad at the man. >> Shouldn't we blame the blame these women? >> Exactly. them too cuz they should have been able to GOOGLE THE [ __ ] ROSTER. >> BUT NOT EVEN GOOGLE. It's like, >> by the way, guys been doing [ __ ] like this. >> Well, this is another one. >> So, this is what I was talking This is what I was telling Alex about is that like what he did was asking for the money [ __ ] up the game for so many guys that lie and say they're in the NFL and girls doing some [ __ ] >> Word is bone. They look athletic. >> Did y'all hear the voicemail? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> They look athletic. I'm serve I've been I've seen [ __ ] like this my whole life. Somebody pretending to be a ball player, especially before the internet, pretending to be a football player. Yeah, I remember when people used to pretend to be the franchise boys or pretend to be like the party like a rockstar dude. Seriously, cuz nobody You didn't really know who what they looked like, >> bro. When we were in Ukraine, they thought J was Will I Am. >> You see what I'm saying? >> Shut up. >> Dead ass. >> You see what I'm saying? >> They were stopping in the street. Everything. Yes. It was a different time. Also, before the internet, you couldn't Google people. So, if you were just a big black dude in America, you could say you were on a football team. Everybody wears a helmet. Anyway, >> remember when you used to walk on it? Well, you know, >> you know how many girls [ __ ] Emma Smith and it wasn't >> exactly. You know, you ever you ever walked on a plane back in the day? You sitting in first class and somebody asked, "What do you do?" >> And you say, "Football player." >> I used to say proctologologist. >> I bet you would. >> I promise you. I used to be like I'm a proctologologist. >> Sitting there with a shiny middle finger like split [laughter] my nail today. Split my nail at work, man. This guy was tight. Had a object lodged in there. Cut my finger damn near in half. >> I used to get so offended. I got the [ __ ] like day you would always assume athlete >> or entertainer >> like now I'm a proctologologist but my point is it was easier to do that back in the day 2026 nobody should be getting catfished on any level bro >> no because they want it man >> that there there's something to that >> some people want to get catfish you want to [ __ ] a you want to [ __ ] a ball player if you're trying to get laid that weekend you're a girl you'd rather you know throw some [ __ ] to a ball player like >> Yeah yeah yeah you feel like less of a [ __ ] >> exactly >> you know what I'm saying you [ __ ] somebody who's actually doing something with their But also too, man, um what did you say? You said that uh you said something before that >> she's [ __ ] up the game. It was the money. Taking the money is where you [ __ ] up the game for everybody else. >> People want to be catfish. That's what >> the women the women are crazy for this. So this is >> Yeah. Somewhere in there. >> They want to be catfish. >> They want Oh, pray on people's need to believe to create a cultlike following. That's one of the 48 laws of power. This guy was praying on people's need to believe cuz nobody Everybody wants to be with a a baller. You know what I'm saying? Man, you want to be with an athlete or somebody like uh you know some somebody just doing something with their life. You hear millions of I'm a millionaire and he was getting people to invest in um [ __ ] >> That's some crazy [ __ ] >> But my point people >> got to be a smooth talker. >> People love power. People want proximities. The power. >> Yeah. But like what women do you know invest? >> A lot. [laughter] >> What? >> A lot. A lot. Come on, man. I'm I'm trying to tell you. I know a lot. >> You know young women chasing ball players that are all Invest in the S&P. >> Yes. >> Who? >> Yeah, but she's old. Old old women doesn't count. Young women, the investment is in yourself. >> Yo, >> the return on investment. Say again. >> Rest in peace, Dolly Pardon. >> Yo, RIP. >> You said Nancy Pelosi and it made me [ __ ] think of Dolly Pardon. Yo, >> rest in peace, man. >> They're not even the same [laughter] people. >> The Eies, bro. Yo, y make America read. >> There's nothing Exactly. There's nothing wrong with saying that because I was watching I went I was watching 9 to5. um after Dolly Parton passed because 9 to5 is the greatest working class anthem ever, right? So I'm watching the movie, you know, the movie is literally satire about a tyrannical sexist boss. The amount of times they show Dolly Parton's breast in that movie. Yo, >> crazy. >> I mean, >> crazy. >> Her breasts were a part of her aesthetic in a real real real way. But she even said one time, I hope y'all know that I got a brain under this hair and a heart under these breasts. I think that's what it was. >> She said a funny thing where she was >> Yeah, that's what she said. >> She They were like, "Do you get offended by the dumb blonde jokes?" And she's like, "No, because >> I'm not a dumb blonde." >> She goes, "I'm not dumb and I'm not blonde." >> Do you get tired of dumb blonde jokes? >> No. Oh, SORRY. >> Because we know we're not dumb and we know we're not blonde. Oh, >> that's my girl. >> Oh, boy. >> That's That's a fact. >> Yeah. >> Dolly was meant Dolly was one of the last mono monoculture celebrities. Yo, >> why was she so beloved? I think she was a little bit before my generation. >> Well, I think yeah, she was a superstar when superstar mattered. She was a superstar in the 70s and the 80s and then the 90s. >> Her dressing dressing and all that. >> And she was a beautiful woman. She had the heavies and she gave a lot to the community. She >> did. Huh. >> She gave a lot to the community and she had slappers. >> Yeah. >> And she like she was in movies. 9 to5 was a hit movie. That's Lily Tomlin is Jane Fonda is Dolly Parton. Those are the biggest stars of that era. >> Sue. She could play an instrument. She could sing. Like she's not just a you know bimbo. >> And her music wasn't like I know she was a country artist but the songs that crossed over was just good music. Jolene is just a good song. >> Oh yeah. >> 9 to5 is just a good song. >> Islands in the Street. >> Huh? >> Islands in the Street. >> Islands in the Street. Just a good song. I will always love you. Just a good song. Like those are just good records. >> She wrote and I I will always love you. >> Yes. >> That was her first. >> And uh that one. Yo. >> Oh, I did not know that. >> Elvis wanted it >> and she said no. >> She said no. And she said she cried for days because Elvis was the biggest star at the time, but he wanted 50% of the publishing. >> Is it true that you wouldn't let him record I Will Always Love You? >> I wouldn't let um Colonel Tom Parker see cuz Elvis loved the song. In fact, I talked to Priscilla not very long ago. She said, "You know, Elvis sang that song to me when we were walking down the courthouse steps when we got divorced. He was singing to me I will always love you. He loved the song, wanted to do it, had it worked up, they'd already called me to come down to the studio to meet him and to be part to hear the song. And the night before, Colonel Tom Parker calls me and says, "Well, you know, we don't record anything with Elvis unless we have publishing on it or at least half the money." >> Well, I said, cuz I'd had a number one song on it and I said, "This is the most important copyright in my whole publishing company, and I can't do that." He said, "Well, then we can't do it." And I was heartbroken. So I always wanted to hear how Elvis did it. But I wrote a song 20 some years ago had the Jordanires. I wrote a song called I Dreamed About Elvis. It's in this album. And I had uh Ronnie McDall who he used to actually work on the road with Elvis, but he sounds just like him. So I wrote a song and I had I dreamed that Elvis was singing the song I Will Always Love You. So I wrote a whole song about Elvis and then we did I Will Always Love You. And it's in this album. >> I'm not going to lie, if Elvis had that song, that [ __ ] would have gone crazy. I don't know. >> Over Whitney. I mean, we don't know that was >> over Dolly. >> Oh, >> cuz I didn't even know it was Dollyy's song. I thought it was no idea. >> Willie Nelson, I thought had the biggest version of it. >> Willie Nelson did. >> I will always love you. Hold on. >> I never heard that one. I just heard Whitney. >> I'm wrong. I'm confusing with Nelson. >> Yeah. Not bigger than Whitney. Whitney [ __ ] was hu >> I was and and somebody asked me that the other day. Why did Dolly transcend all races? It's the music. It's number one M. There's nothing more universal than music, bro. >> It's just >> and breast [snorts] respectfully like, you know what I'm saying? And >> this >> and she made 9 to5. >> Can I just say that you're making my point? [laughter] >> You're making my point. Invest in yourself, man. Imagine Dolly took that breast augmentation cost, right, and put that in the S&P 500 versus putting it in her own body. >> What the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> I'm talking about investing for women. She put it into her own body. She invested herself and the return on that. >> Crazy. >> With her natural talent, of course. >> Those weren't her real. >> Say again. >> Those weren't real. Those are real. >> Well, what wasn't real? Dolly breast weren't real. No, >> I know you believe in Bigfoot, [laughter] >> but there's no way you believe in this, Charlmagne. There's no way. >> SHE'S HAD THEM MY WHOLE LIFE. >> JUST CUZ SHE had them doesn't mean they're real. Charlemagne, >> I'm not going to lie. I thought they were real, too. >> THEY WAS MAKING THEM LIKE THAT BACK THEN. >> They wasn't making them back. >> I thought that's why she was famous cuz she >> Yeah, they wasn't making them like that back then. Shows. >> Guys, you need to stop. >> Maybe. No, >> shows. They wasn't making them like that back then. I think there's been different iterations. >> I think there's been different iterations. >> Shout out to Dolly. >> No, but shout out to Dolly, man. >> Dolly Parton. >> No, it says yes, they are real. >> I KNOW THEY ALL [ __ ] OUT. YOU >> NO WAY. >> I didn't think they was not real. >> No way. Let me look that up right now. >> I didn't think I So, looks [laughter] >> she had breast augmentations and lifts over the years. She opened having breast augmentation and lift procedures over the years. >> That don't mean they're not real. >> I mean, >> yes, it means it's real to me, man. >> Although Dolly is certainly an immeasurable talent, the country singer songwriter has come to believe that a great deal of the attention she's garnered over the years has come from her ample bosom. The singer has always received just as much recognition for her looks as for her talent, and Dolly has played into that over the course of her career. Despite her plastic surgeon claiming she's genetically gifted, Dolly's signature looks haven't come naturally. Her large breasts, as well as many of the other trademark physical attributes, are the result of numerous elective surgeries. Over the course of her career, Dolly Parton has had cosmetic surgery performed on her eyes, lips, breasts, and many other areas of her body. She has expressed that if she sees any little piece of skin starting to sag, she'll get to her cosmetic surgeon to have it fixed. All I know is this 9 to5. Is there a better song for workingclass people than 9 to5? >> My boobs are fake. My hair is fake. But what is real is my voice and my heart. >> I agree. Is there a better working class song than 9 to5? >> Working 9 to5. >> I like Beyonce song. >> Who? >> Uh Credence Clear. What a revival. >> I never even heard of that [ __ ] What the [ __ ] >> Great song. >> But 9 to5 man, those are the hours that people work. You know what I'm saying? Like [laughter] those are the hours every he says [ __ ] and you're like are you a media super [laughter] those are the hours people work. >> Are you the greatest radio personality of this >> 9 to5? >> Yo 9 to5 is a great song. Those are the hours people >> Yes it is. YOU DIDN'T NO ELSE THOUGHT TO DO IT. WHO ELSE THOUGHT TO DO IT? SEE now y'all fronting on her like Soulja Boy. >> Watch his next point. Watch his next y'all front on her like Soulja Boy. Watch his next point. Now everyone works at home. That song wouldn't even relate to them. >> Yes, it [laughter] would. >> Yes, it would. Those hours you want to work. >> Yeah. >> You know who hates that song? John Morgan. [laughter] >> Morgan. Morgan wants you working from 8 to 8. >> You goddamn right. Shout out to Dolly though, man. Working class hero. >> Hero. >> Like like this this it is funny though. I will say this. people do um pick and choose what battles they fight based on who they like because I see a lot of people I saw a video maybe I can find it and insert it but the guy was talking about how Dolly used her money to make sure kids >> kids could read >> yeah it's beautiful >> that don't make her any less of a capitalist [laughter] though it's plenty of capitalists who use their money to do things like that I love I'm I love what she did in the literatur lit literary space. >> Jeez, but that's through donation. >> But like I listen I >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING WHAT do you mean? >> Capitalism doesn't mean that you can't also be charitable. It's not forced charity through government. So like many people who >> I know a bunch of people who don't do force charity through government. They use their money to invest in causes that they care about. >> No. 100%. The idea that you can't also be a benevolent capitalist. >> Yes. But that's what I mean when I say they pick and choose cuz I I love what Dolly did through literacy, but Dolly Parton was still worth $700 million. >> You're saying by that same token, she could have given away 600 million of that. >> No, I'm just saying the guy just did a whole video chastising billionaires, saying instead of sending people to space, sending stars to space, she did her she did charity through books, blah blah blah. He was just comparing what other billionaires do compared to what Dolly was doing. >> A logical fallacy argument built on moral superior. >> Exactly. >> When you don't know that those other people like Bezos might give away way more money. And >> I don't even got to say Bezos. I just know that I know people who have hundreds of millions of dollars >> who give money to the causes that they care about. >> I mean, it's a likable take. >> Yes, >> it's a likable take. >> I don't have hundreds of millions. >> It's a likable take. Like the trend on the internet is to support Dolly and it's a good way to you know garner views through supporting what the internet supports. >> I might have it. Hold on. Let me see. >> Isn't that like kind of how content gets created? [laughter] >> That's that's all it is kind of like what everybody. >> But why can't we say that >> billionaire is bad? Everybody's really sad this person they love died. How can I say billionaires are bad? >> Exactly. Oh my god. I hate when people do that [ __ ] Yo, they virtue sign. Oh yeah. Here it goes. Here it goes. Listen. We should never forget that Dolly Parton chose to not be a billionaire cuz she could have. Dolly Dolly Parton made so much money she could have let her make money, but instead she chose to reinvest in people and her community. And today when I went to my mailbox on the day she died, there was proof of that sitting right there waiting for me. It was this book right here, forts from the Dolly Parton Imagination Library. Since the day my son has been born, once a month, the Dolly Parton Imagination Library, in partnership with local nonprofits, has mailed my son, like millions of American kids across America, a book for his parents to read to him to foster a love of reading and literacy and dreams and wonder. And when my son gets home, we'll we'll unwrap this and we'll read it. But she sent many books to us. She sent this book. It's called a little emotional cuz again Dolly Parton spent millions of dollars making sure that kids were not illiterate. She wanted to make sure that kids knew how to read, how they could understand the world around them and that they understand how to process their emotions. This is what she spent her money on instead of buying Twitter. She sent the animal song to my son instead of trying to buy an election. She sent little poems for tiny ears instead of trying to spread misinformation about [ __ ] vaccines. She sent dandelion magic to our front door instead of villainizing [ __ ] trans people. JK Rowling. She sent Kais for kindness. >> Instead of trying to go and harp even more on dividing us as a people, she sent Llama Llama meets the babysitter. Instead of going and reinvesting in Palunteer, she sent the big slide. Instead of making sure we slid into fascism, she said, "How we say I love you." Instead of making us hate each other, she said, "Let's explore the sheeshore." Instead of buying flock cameras, she said, "Don't lose Mr. Cuddles, a book all about loss and how to get around and over these feelings through your family." She sent Birding for Babies. and she sent my son's favorite book, Gaga Mistake Day. A book about how you can hang out with your grandmother and be silly and make mistakes and everything will be all right. That pile is proof of why Dolly Parton will will be remembered and loved. Not because her name's on the side of a building, not because of anything else, but because she reinvested in people, in hope, in love, and in the future. I would like you I would like Jeff Bezos and all the other ones to remember that as they're looking down at us from their [ __ ] rockets because that's the closest those [ __ ] will get to heaven because only angels like Dolly deserve to be up there. >> Banger banger. >> No, it's perfect internet content. >> It is. It's like here are the bad guys that you hate or here are the bad guys that my audience hates. How can I say that they're bad guys while saying this person my audience loves is celebrating. >> Dolly chose not to be a billionaire. Yeah, she did. Yeah, she she just stopped at 750 million. >> Dude, 750 is so different than a billion. [laughter] >> 750 is a more than >> And I love I love Dolly Parton and everything she stood for. All I'm simply saying is there's a lot of compassionate capitalist out here. Dolly Parton was a capitalist. She just chose to use a lot of her money to invest in causes that she cared for like a lot of people with money. >> On the tech founders that you hate platform, but to me that it's not even the same. MAKE A VIDEO ON A PLATFORM. >> It's not even the same. >> It's like >> like why are you comparing what Dolly Parton did and does that's so silly to me. >> But that's a perfect internet video if it's going to like satisfy the concerns and frustrations of your audience. >> But the amens in the comments and the Yeah, she chose >> but it's it's a yes queen. It's a yes queen video. It's like how it's like this is exactly what my audience feels. I'm going to tell you why you feel like this and I'm going to give you a perfect reason why we should be celebrating Dolly because you also need to celebrate. >> But I've also seen those same people [ __ ] on other people, especially artists who have a lot of money who do just as much in their community, right? >> And they'll still say that these people are capitalists and they're what's wrong with society. >> Are you referring to Jay-Z? >> No, I'm just saying in general, like it's not just him. It's a lot of different people. You just see it all the time. That's why I say you pick and choose >> based on who you like. >> I don't know. I don't know enough about Dolly. Dolly could be far more benevolent than a lot of >> Oprah got a whole school in South Africa or had and she just shut it down recently and she still gets [ __ ] on as if she's just some capitalist who don't give a like Oprah does Oprah does mad the literacy book the book clubs and everything too. She in people with money invest in the causes they care about. I don't know about those techno guy those tech guys that ruling class they different >> but there's a lot of Dolly Partans out there guys and I love Dolly. >> Did you see the Jaylen Brown quote? I think it's in there. >> I saw that. Yeah. Play the J. I saw that. >> What is it? >> Jaylen's another one. Jaylen gives back to his community a lot. >> Yeah. >> And what people [ __ ] on Jaylen? >> No. No. >> Watch the clip. >> He said there's a reason why more people don't invest. >> Invest in what? The community. >> Yeah. We should never forget that Dolly, >> he's the only good player on the Sixers. Sixers great. Jaylen Brown, >> if you go back even to when I signed, like I had all the kids behind me, you know, I announced that I wanted to build like Black Wall Street and I told you I was going to commit and and invest into the city and that's what we've did. Um, and that's what I'm continuing to do even beyond that. But I'm looking forward to expanding that out. But I want other athletes to feel that. want other athletes to see that because the people that's the people that are representing or the people that are around some of our most influential players are steering them away. They're steering them away from being in their community. They're steering them away from helping the people in the situ because there there's no benefit for these people that are representing them. So, they like are pushing you away and it's weird. It's super weird. And it take a real strong mind and some real courage to even even go against it because then they they label me like they said I had a disease. They call me the smartest person in the room and all this type stuff for just trying to uplift my community and and and showing respect to the places that I came from. Like what are we talking about? >> Sometimes doing the right thing. Oh, sorry. Go. Sometimes doing the right thing can make people feel guilty that they're not also doing the right thing. >> And it's easier to criticize those people than it is to match their energy. >> Yep. >> Or deter them from doing what they're doing. >> That is exactly right. So you got to be like, "Ah, this guy's really piece of shit." It's like whenever you see like some rich person donate money and then there's always some somebody's like, "It's a tax write off." >> Exactly. >> So it's like, "All right, you donated. You donate and write the money off in taxes as well. You still need to donate the money. It's not like the money is free because you donate. >> I care about intention, bro. That's what I care about. I care about a person's intention. I like like even when people say things like, "Oh, yeah, he made that donation or she made that donation. They should have been more discreet about it. They just did it for the press." Yo, sometimes the press is good, not for the person, but for the organization. >> I I do think though some of the people he brought up do not strike me as the most benevolent like who >> with their wealth. Like the Palunteer guy. >> Yeah. I'm not talking I'm not gonna ever come to the defense of any tech law. >> That guy seems >> I keep telling read technofudalism would kill capitalism. >> Off, bro. Like >> I don't even know who the [ __ ] he is. >> I think Alex Karp is his name. >> Oh, Alex Carp. Okay. Okay. >> He just seems off, man. >> And again, you know, >> but I don't know that. Would he seem off if he wasn't a multi-billionaire? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. >> But then sometimes you get a off person that becomes a multi-billionaire that's incredibly powerful and then it's like, whoa. Sometimes you become off cuz you're a multi-billionaire cuz you're like, "God damn." >> Well, I think fame and money definitely. >> Yeah. Everybody's looking at me like I'm crazy. People think I'm some [ __ ] person who drinks cats blood and eats baby flesh. >> Listen, I maybe I caught him on a bad day. I saw him talk once and I was like, "This is uh this is rough right here." >> Damn. >> Yeah. >> I think I'll tell you one thing though. Um and Jaylen, that's a very interesting take he had. I don't disagree with a lot he said. I do know an owner though. I know an owner of an NFL team. I I'm not I don't have no reason to say his name, but I remember he told me and Envy and he was right there with me. He said it. He was He's old, too. And he goes, "You know, I like everything that you do in the community, man." He said, "I like I like the way you do, you know, the things that you do. I like how you know you you talk about mental health, stuff like that. I like how you invest in, you know, those things." because I hate when I ASSIST black people in getting large amounts of money and they don't invest in their communities. This what he said. So, this is clearly a guy who wants you to do that. And if you if you knew who I was talking about, you see him do that. Not not not only does he of course invest in his own community, he helps other black people that want to do things for their communities. So, I just think, you know, uh >> that's that's very >> somebody there there's there's people out there that would love guys like Jay and >> this is not in defense of people who are getting large sums of money and not giving it, but like there is a scarcity mentality. Like the first generations to get money and feel the confidence that they can continue to make more of it on their own. I imagine the first generation is like, "We just got to hoard it because it was so [ __ ] hard for us the way we grew up and our family needs it and everybody's asking me when you come for money for like 10 generations when you're a [ __ ] Vanderbilt or a Kennedy almost like working is beneath you and like giving money away is like the righteous thing to do." So like I think that like >> I got a flip side to that. >> Please go. Please. growing up, you know, not having much in a place like Monks Corner, South Carolina, I didn't even I wouldn't even I don't know if I would even call myself porn disenfranchised because I didn't feel like that growing up. We grew up in a single wide trailer on a dirt road, you know, in Monser, South Carolina. >> You know, my my my grandmother had like what you would call like a little >> sovereign home with the tin roof in the, you know, the wood. But one thing that I always saw when I was younger, even if you had a a little whatever you had, you shared with other people. My grandmother was going to always make sure everybody ate. Other people's kids, your friends that came over with you, she was going to make sure that you eat. My dad was going to make sure you had a drink or you was going to get some food. Like that's just the type of people I grew up around. So that's always been my my mentality. But also I come from a line of people who were always of service. My mother was a teacher. My grandmother was the [ __ ] lunch lady. She was the school lunch lady. You understand what I'm saying? So it's just like I grew up watching people who didn't have much give the little bit that they had. So naturally what you're going to do with a little, >> you're going to do with a lot. Like that's I've I've and I've always felt like the more you give, the more you get back in return. >> And that's not the reason I'm giving. I just feel like that's what you should do. Like I feel like, >> you know, whatever you're blessed with, >> bless other people. >> I think that that makes a lot of sense. >> So, so I think I I think there's a there's two You can be super rich and feel guilty [laughter] or you can be super poor and just be a person that likes to see other people. >> I I'll be honest, like sometimes you go through some [ __ ] and it makes you realize like how much help this is. Obviously, you know, how much help people need. We grow up in New York City and you see people of all different types of life and like giving is a very natural thing. But like we're talking about to some homeless people or something like that. But like you know going through the whole pregnancy struggle like that changed my brain a lot about like how much we can give and how much you could help people out and help people start families and all that kind of stuff. >> And um it made me feel guilty that I wasn't doing different things like that sooner, >> you know. So like I guess I'm an example. It's like this thing happened. It was a struggle, but it made me far more I don't want to say like I was closed off to it, but it wasn't like top of mind like it was during that process. And now it's extremely top of mind. It's like anytime there's some sort of charity, anytime there's some sort of event or anytime anybody asks me to do a event, hey, can we attach a charitable component for the IVF stuff, it just and then you start talking about the food banks and I'm like, oh yeah, man, we got to help people. And then when Christmas comes around, it's like, what about a toy drive? And then it so sometimes it takes a little bit of a catalyst in your life to propel you to go do that. You maybe didn't need it because you had it at such a young age. >> But uh >> Yeah. And I mean I just always Yeah. I remember being in fourth grade >> and there boy this we had a teacher named Miss Freeman. I swear this woman was so evil, bro. And I remember there was a kid in our class and and I can remember his first and last name his whole family because the the the reputation was that they were really poor. So yeah, >> regardless of what we what everybody else might have been going through or we was going in that town, they were considered poor like you would like no lights poor like >> don't eat poor. And I remember lunch was so important to this kid >> cuz they was like this might be the only time he eats all day. She knew that. And I remember one day that's how she punished him. >> No, that's cold. >> Oh my god. But what I remember is >> that's cold though. >> This is fourth grade. I remember this vividly. I remember other kids in the class like myself going to lunch saying, "Hey, keep that for such and such." like keep that for and passing it to him when we got back. >> That's fire, >> you know, from lunch. >> That's fire. >> So, so I don't know. I just I just come from a a place for people like that people we like to give, I guess. I don't know. >> Yeah. And that's to community. >> It's >> maybe that's probably a small town mentality. No, you're right. You're right. Like I always felt like you got to take care of like your friends and and obviously your family. Like your friends become your family. So, it's never been a situation like I work with all my friends like even from high school, from college, right? So it's like trying to put people in position to do well. When you start doing that to strangers that you don't even know, >> that's a that's I think a different level. I think it's very natural for people to take care of their community and the people around them. Take care of your family. Like that I think is very human instinct. When you go beyond the people you know, >> when you go and you give like extraordinary amounts of money or opportunity to people that you might never even shake hands with, that's a different level of benevolence. But that's beautiful. And that's what we would that's what I I imagine what the the point of the video is that's what we would hope would happen more and I think your criticism of it is like but there are a lot of these people that you even mentioned that are doing that to astronomical amounts and positively impacting these >> bro Jaylen is and the thing I would tell Jaylen Brown don't stop. >> Yeah. >> Just because >> you're going to get criticism don't stop. >> Don't stop just because you've ran into a couple of people who don't want to see you invest in your community. Don't stop because I'm telling you there's a lot of people out there, Jewish, white, black, whatever it is, who are in positions of power who will help you in a heartbeat. I'm sure people reached out to him once they saw that video. I'm sure that there's people in positions of power who saw that video and was like, "Yo, let's help this brother do whatever it is that he's doing." >> Look at you talking about it right now. >> Yep. >> Huh. >> Look at you talking about it right now. >> Oh, yeah. 100%. Absolutely. Let's pay some bills, Taylor. Actually, I want to shout out uh I want to shout out our boy over at Mini Clip. >> Like, this is a perfect example. We just did that that charity I'm not even trying to get you. >> All right. >> I'm not trying to get you. I swear to God. >> Yeah. Right. >> He We did that charity paddle tournament. >> Mhm. >> He didn't even show up. They donated $20,000 to it. >> That's a whole You're going to literally make somebody's dreams come true, their family. Yeah, you don't got to be there. >> They're going to have a family because and that's that's a perfect example of just talking about it, putting it out there. >> You don't got to be there. Like I hate when people like people be like >> someone's going to start a family. >> You got to be in your hood and yo, go away to make a way. [laughter] You know what I'm saying? You do not have to be there. You can drop a you can you can organize. You know, I do the book bag drive. I'm not always at the book bag drives. I do I'm not always at the third giveaways. I do I don't meet the people that I give the scholarships to. Like I you just do those things. You know what I mean? Like I'm going to be at my mental health expo on October 10th at the Joe and Diane Bloom Wellness and Event Center in Newark, New Jersey. Like I go I go to that every year. It's my sixth annual one doing that. That's a free event. But it's just like you don't always have to be at everything that you do. >> You don't. >> Yeah. >> You imagine get me right. I know. >> Try to get you. >> If I want to get you, I'll get you. >> Okay. >> I'm pretty good at it. Matter of fact, let me say it right now before this episode is done. [laughter] >> Not happening. >> You're toast. >> No. >> You're toast. >> Let's pay some bills, Taylor. >> Let's go. Let's pay some bills. You're toast. >> Let's pay some bills. >> Taylor challenging her. [laughter] >> I'm coming for you now. I'm coming for you now. >> It's not happening. It's not happening, buddy. >> Let's pay some. All right. Salute to Tempo, man. Tempo delivers fresh, chef crafted, dietitian approved meals right to your door. It's making it easy to eat well and save time on my busiest days. Okay, each meal is perfectly portioned for lunch or dinner and ready in just two minutes. That means real food real fast without the sad without the sad desk lunch are drive-thru regret. 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Maybe said they said they're canceling Comic-Con. >> They are. >> Did they tell you something different? >> No, I'm taking my daughter. >> They got me going to SawCon, >> which is [clears throat] fun. >> All right, man. Church announcements, [laughter] man. We got a church announcement. [laughter] We got church announcements tail again. >> You were close up. You were close up. >> Yeah, I'm getting close. >> We got a tip. >> Well, we got church announcements tailor gang. Gang. What we got, he has? I'm back in the lab. I'm getting the hour ready this fall. These are the places I'm coming to. Uh September 11th and 12th is New Jersey. I believe that's sold out. Houston, September, uh what is that? 18th, 19th, Houston. Uh September 25th, 26, West Nyak, October 23rd, 24th, Indianapolis. November 6th 7th, Birmingham. November 13, 14th, Cleveland. December 4th and 5th, Raleigh, and December 11th and 12th, Columbus. I will see you guys there. The andrewshaws.com for tickets. Charlotte, what you got? >> Uh, my 6th annual mental wealth expo is happening at the Joe and Diane Bloom Wellness and Event Center in Newark, New Jersey on 1010 World Mental Health Day. Go to mental health expo.com to RSVP to be there. It is a free event and this year we all we're all about action, baby. all about action. Okay, we've been raising awareness, you know, for years, but this year is all about just pathways to healing, man. So, we'll see you 1010 on World Mental Health Day at the Joel and Diane Bloom Wellness and Event Center. And I also want to tell y'all that uh the United Justice Coalition Summit is returning the week after that. Okay. October 17th, doors open to the public at 10:00 a.m. That event is also free and open to the public. And that's where we bring together voices from across the country to discuss, you know, all the issues shaping our justice system and push for meaningful change. You know, I do a mental health panel there uh every year. So, both of those events I just named are free and open to the public, man. October 10th and then October 17th. And then lastly, Sea of Thieves 2 is going to be out October 29th. >> He trying hard, right? >> He going for it. [laughter] >> He's going for it. >> What? >> He going for it. >> He's going for it. [screaming] >> He's going for it. He trying to catch me, y'all. He trying to catch me. He trying to catch me. He's too eager. CFD 2. October 29th. >> It's a movie I've been filming. >> I got to get better at keeping a straight face cuz when he gets worried, he looks at me if I'm smiling and if I'm smiling, [laughter] >> Yo, have you seen Lanterns? >> Yes, I have. >> Like it? >> I do like it a lot. >> I enjoy it, man. >> Let's discuss it. Let's discuss it. Did you watch the third episode? >> I watched all three. Seen all three. >> Okay. So, what what did All right. So, this last episode there >> Keep in mind, I know nothing about Green Lantern. >> Me neither. I knew nothing about the show. Nothing about Green Lantern, but I trust DC's TV shows. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> DC's TV shows have not let me down. Peacemaker, Penguin. >> Fantastic. >> Yes. >> And like very grounded in reality for like a superhero show. Kyle Chandler is just a beast. >> Um the guy was playing John Stewart is great. >> That's uh Aaron Pierre. No, >> that's his name, right? >> I think so. Yeah, >> that's his name. Taylor. >> I don't know. >> But um >> Oh, now y'all don't know. Oh, he was he was Jet Ebony magazine beauty of the week two years ago. >> He was >> them girls used to love him when that was dating Tiana Taylor. >> No, that >> Oh, Aaron Pierre. >> Aaron Pierre. That's >> Is that Aaron Pierre? The same guy? >> Yeah. He don't got no beard. That's probably why he don't he don't look >> Oh, interesting. Anyway, he was great. I mean, he's British guy. Did you know that? >> No, he's British. He's British. I I saw an interview. I was like, what? >> He's Jamaican. I >> like Jamaican British or whatever. >> Um, >> yeah. So anyway, so this last episode got some push back or controversy because they thought that it was it was woke. >> I mean, listen, I don't know anything about Green Lantern. I do know that John Stewart was black. Um, but I haven't read the comics to know how comic accurate it was. So, I mean, cuz like here's the thing about a lot of those comic books that is already in the comic book. Like what you would call wokeness and stuff like >> if you don't know the source material. >> Yeah. Yeah. I I mean I just enjoyed the episode. I just thought it was good television. >> I thought it was good. This is what I thought. I thought it was I thought that they were um what is it called? Like telegraph is like what is too obvious? Like too >> Yeah. Yeah. Too on the no. I get what you think. >> I thought it was I thought the the theme in which people are criticizing him for is on the nose for wokeness. And it didn't have to be like there's a really interesting corlary in the Green Lantern story with John Stewart. John Store is a black dude and he's going to become one of these lanterns. And in order to become a lantern, you have to be fearless. I could butcher this because I know nothing about the lantern back. I only know what I've seen. >> So his dad had the opportunity to be lantern. And the lanterns come in like these aliens come in. They're like, "Are you afraid?" And the dad's like, "Yeah, I'm afraid." And then he loses the opportunity. >> Right. [laughter] >> What? Because Norma or whatever? No, I just thought it was crazy cuz later on in the movie when his wife was like, "He's a black man in America and you know, of course he's going to be afraid." No, I'm afraid cuz this [ __ ] ALIENS JUST [ __ ] you mean? [laughter] >> So like, so so the alien comes to talk to the wife and was like, well, we asked him if he was afraid. He said afraid. He's like, he's a black man in America. He has every REASON TO BE AFRAID. >> WHY WASN'T SHE SHOOK? >> WELL, >> she didn't believe him. >> She No, no, no, no. I'm talking about two reasons. I'm a random black woman in my yard and this random white woman just walks up on me. Number one, I think you're the feds. What's your problem? Looking for my husband. Then you just shape shift in front of me into an alien. Then turn back and I just invite you in my house for coffee. >> You should be green. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> How did they NOT PICK HER IMMEDIATELY? >> WORD IS BORN. >> Not bad. I >> John get all his feelings from his mom. >> That's right. [laughter] That is soft. >> Clearly >> that dude that played the dad is in the running movie I'm doing. >> Really? >> Yeah. Yeah. JL Fonts. Uh, something like that. >> I I I don't know. I just thought I mean, listen, it's a move. I don't take superhero science fiction [ __ ] too serious. >> It's not about taking it seriously. It's what what was interesting, maybe this is written in the original Green Lantern, is this, at least this is what I was I was getting from it, is that black parents in America have to raise their kids with a level of fearlessness given the circumstances that are put in front of them. especially when this comic book is written I don't know how long ago, decades ago, right? So, what I thought was what they're trying to say is what a unique advantage to being a superhero. Like I thought the messaging is we got to raise our kids to be [ __ ] fearless superheroes and now you're instilling all this confidence in young black kids when they're reading this [ __ ] comic book and they're like, "Holy shit." Like this is >> No, that's true. I mean, and what I thought they did in the show was they said there was one point where like >> the alien says to the mom like, "Uh, what do you mean? Uh, he's black. He has to be he has to be afraid." And the mom's like, "Well, it's different for us here." And then the mom talks to the dad and goes, "Listen, you know, they don't think about us here and they don't think about us [laughter] right there." You know what I mean? And it's like, it's a couple of these moments where it's like, you don't even need THAT PIECE OF [laughter] DIALOGUE. LIKE, >> it was it was a little force. Like because because the message the message is already there without saying it and they stamped it and it's like if you don't say it you actually let the internet fodder go yo what they're trying to say is this and it's elevated it elevates the >> art it was cheesy. It was it was good though. It was good cheese. >> Yeah. >> I mean I'm lactose intolerant. Okay. But it was like >> but I just [ __ ] with the show. >> I enjoyed the show too. I but like I said I don't know nothing about Green Lantern. I don't know nothing about John Stewart's story. >> Do you know the Sinestro? Is that the character? Sinestro. >> I I know. I'm familiar with Sinestro. But in the comic book, Well, maybe he is in the movies, too. In the comic book, Sinestro was a person of color cuz Nestro was like >> Yeah, he's like like purplish pinkish or whatever, but he was actually like a >> Oh, no. He was a different alien. >> You sure? >> I think he was a different alien. >> Yes. >> No, I thought he was like Latino or something in the comic books. >> No, he was always >> pull up Sinestro. That's what I'm saying. He's He's definitely He has a facial hair. >> He looks like some type of foreigner in the comic show. >> He does in the in the in the TV show, too, though. >> What? >> He does. Tinestro. >> No, Enorma. >> Whatever. This guy. Why is he [laughter] going HE'S GOING TOO HARD. ALEX, HE'S TRYING TO get He almost had you just get you slipping. I'mma get you slipping. I'mma get you slipping. >> Always been like a colorful alien looking. >> Oh, that's purple. >> Yeah, >> I see. I just thought that was brown. I [laughter] just I just thought it was brown. But once again, I don't know nothing about Green Lantern. I think it's so corny that he got to charge his ring. That [ __ ] pisses me the [ __ ] off because that [ __ ] an iPhone, bro. Like what the [ __ ] is that? >> Okay, superheroes are >> like, is that 5%? >> But listen, superheroes are only interesting without their powers. Like, if you notice, every Superman movie that's good, he loses his powers for some way. Like, you need to normalize them so that we can relate to them. I just give me a give me a BIG THREAT THAT'S [ __ ] him up and he got to dig a little deeper. >> A big threat is whack. Like I want to destroy the world. >> Like Hulk don't never get no weaker. >> That's why Hulk sucks. >> When remember he could have turned into a Hulk that was [ __ ] that that I hate that that now that don't even talk about that. I watched Infinity War and Endgame. Infinity War and that [ __ ] pisses me off to this day. How the [ __ ] did the Hulk have erectile dysfunction and they never explained it to us like why he just didn't want to COME OUT? LIKE WHY >> GREEN SHOE >> THAT [ __ ] [laughter] That [ __ ] pissed me the [ __ ] off. >> Were you pissed off with the Spider-Man and the Mind Goblin [ __ ] [laughter] >> You You Yeah. You doing it like him. It's You got to ease into it. >> Wait, this whole time we I thought that I missed something. What do you mean? >> Oh, I thought that when you just said about um the Hulk, I thought I missed the movie of why he wasn't coming out anymore. So, they never explained it. He's never been gay, >> Taylor. My [laughter] god. >> Why would he come out? What are you talking about? >> Didn't you just say like they never explained why he was scared to >> No. Well, they did they kind of did Well, they did an Endgame, but it just it was whack. >> Yeah. >> You make no sense. Like it was a waste. You wait until the last two movies to just make Hulk [ __ ] I didn't like that. >> I just think they had to do it because the Hulk is the type of person, the more angry he gets, the stronger he gets. So, he should have been a able to get angry enough to fight Thanos. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> But then the whole movie would have been done if he [ __ ] was strong enough to fight Thanos. >> Yes. >> But nah, maybe. I don't I don't Maybe. Listen, back to Green Lantern, though. Green Lantern >> is so good. And DC needed that, bro. >> Cuz I I was excited about the James Gun DC, but it's been very very subpar. You know what they did that I think is is really interesting. >> What >> and I'm this is no like trying to get you. I swear to God this is [snorts] the [clears throat] um they the first episode of the show they did an interesting like retention hack thing >> in lantern >> in lanterns. Okay. The first episode is just a detective drama. >> They don't set anything up. They don't give backstory. You're in the show immediately. Right. second episode, you start to get a little bit of backstory, but you're still trying to solve this little mystery thing. Like, this could be any serialized detective show. It could be Criminal Minds. It could be Law and Order. Like, it it's just a regular good show. Wellacted, interesting plot. It got a little alien [ __ ] but not that much. And you're trying to solve the problem. >> Third episode, they give you the first episode of the show. >> Yeah. So, they put the pilot kind of which describes the backstory, explains who these people are, why they got to be that after you're already into the show, and I wonder if more TV shows are going to do that because they go, >> if we give them the backstory of this like nerdy comic book [ __ ] it might alienate some HBO viewers, but if you give us a detective drama, >> now everybody who don't care about superhero [ __ ] is going to go, "All right, I can [ __ ] with this a little bit." >> I'm telling you, like, women love this. Like, I'm watching this with my wife. She loves it. And like >> [ __ ] Aaron Pierre, bro. >> No, no, no. But damn. >> Check the panties during the show. >> Damn. Damn. [laughter] Damn. >> Lost to another stupid. >> Check for moisture, bro. >> Bro, [laughter] >> she got the >> Everybody likes this show because of what you said. Like, they started it just like a regular HBO series and it wasn't even heavy-handed on some superhero [ __ ] And I think people are into it a lot because of that. >> Yo, are we missing TV? Yo, I don't feel nothing slapping on TV, bro. I like the Landers, but what else is on TV? That's >> nothing. >> Nothing, right? I thought I was tripping. >> No, no, no, no, no. That's not true. Tires. Tires. Back for season. >> That's That's classic already. That's four seasons in. >> You're right. Like a new show. >> Yeah. Like what's a show I like on Hulu called Furious. It's pretty good. >> Yeah, I heard I heard people talking about that. >> Shameless and some other chick. But it's a really good show. >> People like adulting. >> That's a few not a good TV. >> Isn't that's a few seasons in already? There's not there's not a monoculture show this hour, which is I think what you're saying. There's not You know what was fire? >> You know what there's a lot of right now? There's a lot of really good >> Yeah. a lot of really good. >> There's no >> Game of Thrones. There's no Stranger Things. There's no >> Sopranos. But there's a lot Widows Bay. >> I heard that >> on Apple. That's good. [clears throat] >> Fire. >> I would say really good. And like it's a show that deals with like kind of like superst and like being haunted or whatever, right? >> Mhm. [clears throat] >> But the way that they choose to act it out, it's actually really interesting. It's how people who are based in reality but a little superstitious would treat something. >> So for example, if you tell me that like a room is haunted, >> I'll go in it, but I'm not going to sleep in that [ __ ] room. Because even though I know haunted doesn't make sense and it's [ __ ] I'll go, "Hey, yeah, see it's not haunted." And then I'll leave. >> And that's kind of how they operate around anything like uh what is it called when it's ghost? Extraterrestrial >> paranormal. Paranormal. And I'm like, "Oh [ __ ] you made a grounded horror show based on how people would actually act if paranormal [ __ ] was happening." >> You know how you know how usually it's a choice where like the character's like, "No, this makes no sense. Get the [ __ ] out of here. That's not how you act. >> When someone tells you some [ __ ] is haunted, >> you act a little >> You project that you're not scared, but deep down you're like >> terrified. >> Yes. >> You know what else is interesting about Lannards is uh I don't know if it was episode two. Remember when they went to the ranch? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One and two. >> One and two. Yeah. Bro, they could have introduced some heavy racism right there. You a black vegan man on this [laughter] [ __ ] ranch in uh where they at? Where's the state at Milwauke? Was it Wisconsin? No, it was uh >> I think it was Wisconsin. >> No, it was New Mexico, right? Didn't they go to Albuquerque? >> I forgot where it is. >> Arkansas. Arkansas. >> Is it Arkansas? I don't remember. You You just on this ranch, >> bro. Once there's aliens, we all get along. >> Aliens are how you solve racism. >> Because once there's something else that threatens us, we got to find a way to figure it out. >> Yeah. >> Like there was nothing racist about the black guy on that. They shot the white guy >> and he was vegan and didn't want to eat the didn't want to eat the white man's meat. >> Crazy. Crazy. >> The white man was like, "Ah, we got some tofu steaks for you." I was like, "Well, that's progressive." >> He also [ __ ] his wife. >> [ __ ] his wife >> and his wife is Indian or something. Like, >> that was crazy. Yo, that was a little crazy. >> Tell me why. >> It just was a little crazy. I don't want to talk about it, though. >> Say it. Say it. >> I don't want to talk about it. I'm just saying. First episode, fresh out of a bar right to the car. >> Oh my god. >> You just piping it down like that. That was a little crazy. Yo, >> why? Why? Why? Why? >> I'm just saying, bro. It's a little crazy, yo. >> But why? [laughter] Why? >> Wait, what are you trying, man? I'm just saying you new in town. >> Nobody really knows you. You're the new guy. You don't know this young lady. You're in a bar. You don't know how long y'all been in this bar. >> He said that he go to the car, bro. [laughter] >> He said he's a wide receiver for the 49ers. He wired him. Yo, he just ran. Did he even have a condom? >> He just, you know what I'm saying? Y'all just been in that bar kicking it. You don't know how long she been in there. How long she been? And they had the windows all the way up. You don't think he green lanterned a little IUD? [laughter] >> He didn't even have a ring. He didn't even have the ring then. Yo. And he Yeah, he Yeah, he did leave it inside. >> That was crazy. You >> Nah, but he ate a Wonder Candy. >> He ate a what? >> Wonder Candy's nuts fit in your mouth. There we go. That one you goddamn here. [laughter] That was Come on. Come on. That was good. >> That was good. [laughter] >> Me slipping. I'm so focused on this. He caught me. >> I got you, Charlotte. I got you. All right. >> That was crazy. >> I like how he got out the chair. >> That was crazy. [laughter] >> I like that. Like we wanted to DAB UP SO BAD and none of us reached out for her. He's like, I got to share this energy with somebody. THAT [ __ ] WAS CRAZY. [laughter] NO, DUDE. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. [ __ ] that, bro. >> What else we got, Taylor? >> Oh, they keep uh after 30 years, uh Kephy D has been convicted for uh being for orchestrating. >> So, he wasn't Foxy. >> He wasn't the person who actually killed him, but he was the person who >> he said he orchestrated the >> orchestrated the killing. >> Yeah. Listen, he earned it. >> And he's not He earned what? He earned being convicted. >> Yeah. >> He's been telling us he did it for the last >> Yep. >> 15 years. >> He did. >> What? He wrote a memoir. He was on a documentary. He did He did a million Vlad TV interviews. He l He did a a profer where he he talked to the police officers, but they would they told him that I guess >> what was it? The testimony couldn't be used against him. >> Why would he do that? >> He was talking to federal authorities. >> Why would he Does he want to go to jail? >> Ego. >> Yeah. When will everybody learn this is about ego? We live in a world right now that just because of this media ecosystem, >> it helps you to amplify your ego. People want credit for the dumbest [ __ ] proximity. >> They want to be immortalized. >> Listen, for the last 30 years, you've been hearing about this Tupac Shakur murder. You've been watching Tupac become a a mythical >> immortal figure. Everybody you and you sitting around like >> I'm out of here. >> Now this new ecosystem comes where Oo podcast. Oo, they're getting paid to do those type of interviews. >> And I got the most interesting story in the world. >> I GOT IT ALL. It's been 30 years. Oh yeah, I'm good. You know I I'm good. They're not coming after me after 30 years. EO. So he was actually on these podcasts or in interviews saying that he orchestrated it. >> Yes. And his lawyer said that he was he was just doing it for entertainment. >> Entertainment. >> So it's one of two things, bro. Either you are out here um telling the truth >> for a [ __ ] slob buddy, >> right? You're either telling the truth, right, for for for content, which is stupid, [clears throat] >> or you're pretending to be involved in this murder for content, which is stupid. Yep. >> Okay. [laughter] Either way, you deserve to be exactly where you are. Ego. Yo, these cameras and these microphones are not the problem. People's egos are >> facts. >> They just have to get in front of these cameras and say something. They want the credit for everything. Even if it's a [ __ ] murder. >> Well, you got the credit you deserve. >> Oh my god. And if it and don't let a celebrity be if it's a celebrity involved, >> they want proximity to that celebrity in any way, shape, or form. So now, KPD, you will go down in infamy as being the person who orchestrated the killing of one of the most beloved pop culture figures ever. >> Did he say who did it ever? >> Yeah. >> Yes. Who did he say? >> Everybody that everybody in the car is dead except for him. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> yes. It was four people in the car. It was four, right? Four or three? >> I think it was three. >> And three people in the car including him? No, it's four people. I thought >> Did he say the name of the guy who shot him? >> Yeah, >> he does. He I think he implies that it was like his nephew or something like that. >> Yeah, Orlando Anderson. Yeah. Oh, it was Orlando. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I believe I mean that's what I that's the story I've always he provided the gun. But hey, man. >> Wow. Hey, as Hey, can't feel sorry for him. >> What? So, I'm seeing this discussion come back on like um should people be responsible for platforming and having this guy snitch on himself? Like he went on a bunch of Vlad interviews and this is where a lot of it came out. >> It's not Vlad fault. It's his fault. It's his fault. It's ego. He decided to get in front of that camera. >> People are tell a little bit. >> I'm just hearing somebody killed [clears throat] somebody and we found out. >> I'm hearing No, [laughter] no. I'm hearing >> the world we live in, bro. But you know how when they were calling like Vlad a snitch just because like oh people come on Vlad and then they talk about their crimes and then they get in trouble for it. >> I thought they were >> don't go on Vlad and talk about your crimes. >> I know. >> Yo the it is astonishing how zero accountability we have >> man. >> It's like at a certain point in time we're talking about someone who murdered Tupac. >> You see what I'm saying? >> And you're angry at the guy who asked him if he did it and he said yeah. That's crazy bro. Like, aren't you glad that we know who the guy is that murdered and orchestrated the murder of Tupac and now he's going to be serving time? >> Yes. Yes. Or I think like >> there's been times we've interviewed people >> where it's like they might have said something that's a little questionable and we're like, "Hey, are you sure you want to keep this in? This might not go >> well for you." >> Yeah. >> Should Vlad have that responsibility of that? >> No, that's different because that guy came there to have that conversation. We're not interviewing alleged murderers. >> You see what I'm saying? Like he came like Vlad knew what they they knew what that conversation was going to be about. That's not on Vlad. That's on the person. >> That's not on Vlad. Vlad. What did Vlad do wrong? >> Be white. [laughter] >> If Vlad wasn't white, I don't even think there's a conversation, right? Let's just be honest. >> You probably right. >> If he wasn't white, >> you're probably right. >> Let's pay some bills, man, and then come back and do some asking idiots. Taylor gang. Taylor gang gang. >> Taylor not a sailor. >> Oh, I know. I have no idea. >> It's crazy. Him and >> I don't like it. I don't like it at all. >> I haven't really looked at the clips. So, they're like >> calling each other. What are they calling each other? >> Just both of them just airing each other out >> over Maya. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> Yeah, you always got me with that. I was like, "Oh [ __ ] this is over, man." [laughter] >> Cash App. Cash App. Cash App. Cash App. Salute to Cash App. Everybody knows Cash App makes it easy to send and receive money, but you can actually do way more with Cash App than you probably realize. It's really about making your money work for you instead of just having it sit there. If you direct deposit at least $300 in paychecks each month and use your Cash App card for purchases, you can earn interest on your savings and there are no hidden fees and no minimum balance requirements. And if you're somebody who says, "I need to save more money, but you never actually do it. Turn on Roundups with your Cash App card." 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Like, I can't give you a manual or any tips to make you be like, "Hey, man, you do this, then you'll be with this person forever." Like, if that person is for you, they're for you. If you're for that person, you're for that person. >> Communication and always um choose your person. >> You you saw that on in a fortune cookie. You don't even know what that means. Say what that means. >> Choosing your person like whenever if he for instance if my man gets me annoyed and everything else like and I'll be ready to be like, man, [ __ ] this. Like I'm about to No, I can't do that. We have a child together and understand the other benefits that he brings to the relationship. >> That's not true. What if he backand slap you? I'm just saying if he backhand slapp you, you're not going to choose your person. >> Of course, >> even if y'all got a child, you going to grab that baby and be out. >> Yeah. But when it come But it's like understanding what's small issues and what's big issues. >> But [clears throat] that's what I mean when I say if that person is for you, they're for you. The specificity of the back hand [laughter] you got to imagine it, right? Like it's it's too specific. I don't even want to laugh. It's not funny at all. is the destruction of her marriage, destruction of her relationship, her family unit. But the second he said back in, you got to imagine like this motion and [laughter] then that >> [ __ ] landing ring boy's brought that cheek. >> But there's a part of you that's also like why ain't you ducking when you saw it go here like back in is enough time to get out the way, right? Like if you still testing him at this >> because the wife can't believe it. Like I know this [ __ ] ain't about to slap the [ __ ] >> or she thinks he's in the millie like like [laughter] >> that might be the way to get away WITH IT. ACT LIKE ABOUT ACT LIKE YOU ABOUT TO GET STURDY ONE. [laughter] >> But no I mean I understand what you're saying Taylor but that's the same thing I'm saying when I'm just saying like yo when you know that person is for you they're for you. Like that's what love is right. Unconditional love is patience. and all this [ __ ] is hard, >> but like trying to give the best intentions, >> but I also think it's just knowing what your partner brings to the table as well, though. Like, >> yeah. Yeah. Being grateful for them. >> But like, but also just like >> if you can frame whatever annoying [ __ ] they're doing to you >> in the best possible way, >> it becomes way more digestible. And I think what happens is sometimes if you're in a rut, you both start looking at each other's behavior through the lens of trying to hurt or trying to cause conflict. And if instead it's like uh she didn't actually mean it that way or uh she's actually annoyed by someone else, not even me or uh I think that that can give you like a little bit more leeway and allow you to talk through things. Yeah, >> that's my personal. But also just accepting like after your wife has a kid, she's going to hate you for a year. [laughter] >> They hate you for a year. They That's just part of it. They hate you for a year. Whatever you say is annoying. >> All of it is a is is a you get a year. >> Just go with the [laughter] flow, young man. >> That's why a lot of people who break up like after the kid came out, it's like you just didn't wait a year. Like they become normal again a year later. Mhm. >> Like remember when that lady killed the kids, >> the Lindsay Clancy? >> Yeah. >> Which is so tragic and [ __ ] up and like horrible. >> What did they say? That was postpartum. >> They said it was postpartum. If they said that she killed her husband, >> people like, "Okay, I get it." [laughter] >> There would be no surprise. The only surprising thing is that she took it out on the kids. Like, usually that's the last place that a wife goes. But if it was like, "I killed my husband. I killed his mom. >> [laughter] >> You know what I mean? Like I'd be like, "Yeah, she's just being a woman about it." Like [laughter] that's all I would think. What else we got? Tell her gang. >> That's hilarious. >> MG May, >> how do I >> How does Mama T balance being a boss, a mom, and a stoner? [laughter] >> That's a great question. >> Yeah. How do you hold all those [ __ ] >> pillars together? >> Having a partner and a nanny to >> shout out to P man. That [ __ ] changed your life. Yo, he really did. God damn it. That He is the Cinderella glass slipper that turned that pumpkin into a [ __ ] chariot. Yo, [laughter] >> that's a fact. I'm going be honest WITH YOU. YOUR SHAPE CHANGED, TOO. I didn't want to say nothing. >> Yeah, >> but before P. With all due respect, >> it was getting a little crazy. >> It was getting crazy >> after P and the baby. All right. >> Back. That's track now. Now I believe that she used to run track. Shout out to P. Yo, >> P. CAPITAL P GOT HER BACK, RIGHT? >> HE DID. P GOT HER BACK, RIGHT? >> HE DID, MAN. P DON'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT. >> P changed your [ __ ] life. >> Changed your life, man. >> Shout out to P. >> Mhm. >> You even nicer. You were so angry and mean. >> You were mean to Alex all the time. >> You were evil. Like I'm serious. Like it was a like you come your disposition is happy. >> You come in relaxed, ready to go. >> Like people ARE LIKE, "OH [ __ ] THAT'S I'M HAPPY TO SEE TAYLOR." Like >> even the videos are different. >> Everything. >> It's just Asian guys kissing. Shout out to Yo, I'm telling you, all you do is laugh all day long. I've always smile on you. No, no, it was a difference. It was You were You were You were laughing at people's pain. Now I can see [laughter] the joy and laughing. That's a great point. Shout out to Peace. Now say Now say it again. Give them all the credit again. >> Yeah. Give him that credit. You started with him. >> Um Well, it's good to have a partner, >> MAN. SHOUT OUT TO P. YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL PARTNER WITHOUT P. YOU CAN'T SPELL PARTNER WITHOUT P. THAT'S RIGHT. OKAY. AS ALL >> SHOUT OUT TO BIG [ __ ] P. >> The cornerstone of that family. You know what I'm saying? >> Backbone of that fam. >> You see what the [ __ ] we talking about? >> Yep. There is no >> You know why? You know why I'm say like I'm chilling on it because >> cuz pee here. >> No, [laughter] but because keep it pee. Keep it. >> This is how you said though. Like we're going to hate you for a year. Like >> he seen my good, ugly, bad, like all of that. And he still wants to be with me. So I appreciate that. That's what I'm saying. That's what he is. That's the type of man he is, >> man. Changed your >> life. Yeah, I had a baby. >> No, no, no. [laughter] Before the baby before the baby. Before the baby, man. Shout out to Capital [ __ ] P. Don't you ever disrespect that man in your life. Okay. >> Yo, when when Before the baby, there was one day when we were filming when the elevator was down. Do you remember this? >> And you had to come up the stairs. >> Mhm. >> The landlord of this building is an old Asian [laughter] guy. You made it like one or two flights of stairs. No. He burst in here. God zero. [laughter] God zero. He was going crazy. He's like, "What is this?" >> You used to be so angry that you used to be stomping. >> I used to say that [ __ ] this day. I'M LIKE, "WHY THE [ __ ] IS TAYLOR JUST STOMPING ALL OVER THE [ __ ] PLACE?" YO, >> HE CAME INTO YOUR LIFE. >> You walk soft. >> Soft like this. Like like a little angel. I don't even know if her heels touch the ground when she walks. >> Soft. You float. >> Float. >> You float. Prince. >> You prince. Yo, Mike King. You know why you prince? >> You can't spell prince without >> P. >> Thank you. >> You see what the [ __ ] I'm [laughter] talking about? >> No. No. You need to understand that. >> No, this is real. >> You understand that? And y'all was destined to be. Yo, where you from? Tell them where you from. Where you from? >> I'm from Pennsylvania. >> Yeah. You can't spell that without >> without a P. Godamn it. Okay. Your whole life revolves around B. >> Your whole life crazy. [laughter] >> Hey, you love from day one. All right. >> All right. If Alex wasn't in this room, man, >> you would love Pete the most. >> What? [laughter] >> I'm so confused. [laughter] [clears throat] >> Only Al loves pee more than you, man. That's the only That's the only person that's [laughter] >> I had to do the math both ways, bro. I had to do the math. [laughter] Shout out P, man. >> Give P his flowers. Shout out to Big P for off ro. [snorts] >> I hate you [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] >> Peace smoke. Peek and high too, right? >> Huh? >> Peek get high too, right? >> Mhm. >> Oh yeah. See, that's a match made in heaven. >> Match. >> Y'all roll up, go sit outside. You know what I'm saying? >> Shut up, >> bro. That blow down. That's when you really get in that deep conversation. >> But that's But can I be honest with you? Like when we first met, we talked for like four or five hours. But but we were talking about like deep [ __ ] Like >> But you have a baby now. It's not possible to have a conversation for more than 3 minutes without the baby when the baby sleep. Baby sleep. Go outside. Tired. Especially >> we have we have a lot of conversation. A lot. >> That's actually the best [ __ ] in the world. Yo, on weekends when the kids are in the bed like it's >> you go outside. Me and my wife do that [ __ ] golf. So go outside, get a bottle of wine, do a edible, and just [ __ ] >> vibe, man. Like >> I got a couple raccoons I got to get the [ __ ] out my yard. [laughter] Why did God make raccoons, yo? There is no reason. What? >> I saw one. >> There's no reason for God to have made raccoons, yo. [sighs] >> Let me think on it. >> I don't know any reason. >> They're so cute, >> man. [ __ ] all that, yo. [ __ ] all that, yo. Them [ __ ] I have them [ __ ] on. >> Between a raccoon and a squirrel, I'm good on them, man. >> Man, I went outside. >> Squirrels are lit. >> No, [ __ ] squirrels. They got into my parents house twice. >> I'm cool with squirrels. I'll take a squirrel all day over a raccoon. When a raccoon come in my parents house, they can keep that [ __ ] [laughter] >> Squirrels are rats though. Squirrels are rats. >> Squirrel broke through my parents house twice, man. >> Yeah, that's rats. >> Like went through my went through the window. Uh >> pain, >> bro. We had somebody cleaning at the house. >> What do you mean like >> like the sh What is >> shades? The the >> It's not shades though. Screen. That's what I'm saying. Rip through it. We had some I had somebody come to the house and they was doing some cleaning and they threw something away they wasn't supposed to throw away but the bag was still outside >> and it was like nine o'clock at night. >> Uh oh. >> And I was pissed like I'm like why the [ __ ] would they throw this away? >> I was angry. I'm walking out the house all mad. I come out the garage. That [ __ ] was standing on top of my trash can and he looked up at me. I turned right back around. I ain't make no noise. [laughter] I ain't do nothing. I ain't run. I just turned right back around. told the wife, "Yo, it's a [ __ ] raccoon on the top of that trash can." Godamn it. >> And did your wife go and get it? >> Went out there like a goddamn champ. >> Told you. [laughter] >> Even after crazy. >> That's crazy. >> That's how you make a Green Lantern. >> Hey, [laughter] >> who's not getting chosen for the ring? You scared of >> I almost said the [laughter] >> Nope. And the other day we sit, listen, the other day we sitting I'm sitting on the balcony and like one one of one one of the balconies at the house is like right like it's it's it's outside of our bedroom. So I'm sitting outside the balcony, me and my wife out there drinking. We kicking it. >> This lady we playing music and you know how you can just feel something like you can feel like you can just feel a presence. >> I look to the left, it's two of the biggest [ __ ] raccoons just walking on the ground. >> Oh my god. like in the backyard. I wasn't even trying to hide or nothing. >> I live in the city, man. >> I'm like, why the [ __ ] did God make you? >> What about possums? Did you have to do a lot of possums is the worst? >> Yeah, says [laughter] nothing. Like, why God? >> I thought Yeah, I didn't. >> Psums and raccoons for what? >> No, raccoons are kind of cool looking. Possums are just a huge >> You think raccoons were not cool till Guardians of the Galaxy, bro? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Guardians of the Galaxy. Swipers, maybe. Swipers. Y'all were making fun of me when I was like, "Why is there a raccoon with a gun?" [music] >> All right, [laughter] you got this throne. >> No, you don't. NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T REMEMBER. WHEN I was saying that, y'all were laughing at me. >> Why were we laughing at you? >> Cuz I didn't understand why there was a raccoon in space and y'all was like, "Y'all can't [laughter] y'all can't get mad at me." >> Yo, I would freak the [ __ ] out. Yeah, that would scare the [ __ ] out of me. They can have space, bro. [laughter] Imagine you're >> Oh my god. I couldn't take it. >> You go to a spaceship and there's some raccoons standing. >> You see what I'm saying? Oh my god, man. >> Let's do one more. >> Knife mercenary said, "Would you rather have mindontrolling abilities or the ability to read minds?" >> Mind controlling abilities or the ability to read mind? >> Mind control? That's not even a hard question. >> I don't know. You know, would you read mind controlling abilities or the ability to read minds? I don't want to control nobody's mind. >> Yeah, exactly. Cuz that life will not be enjoyable if you could do that, man. That's >> Yeah. You're choosing if you want to, though. You don't have to everyone's mind. >> Eventually, you're just going to not choose. And then now you're just an evil tyrant. >> That's the beauty of life. The beauty of life is that we all make choices. >> Yeah. >> I think and I don't think human beings, we don't give ourselves enough credit for the good choices that we make. If we were if if life was a batting percentage, human beings overall are batting a pretty good percentage of >> And what do you mean by that? >> Because every day, and I say this all the time, every single day we wake up, we are literally at the mercy of other people. We are relying on other people to be civilized, >> to be sane, and to treat you the way you want to be treated. And and vice versa, right? I got to treat people the way that I want to be treated. every single day. We just saw the [ __ ] THAT HAPPENED IN TIME Square yesterday. >> Yeah. >> The woman stabbed two people in Manhattan, then the police end up killing her in Time Square. >> Oh my god. >> What if What if you ran into that lady yesterday? You just minding your [ __ ] business >> and she got knives and she decides to stab you in your stomach. That is Did she kill the people that she killed? Yeah. One of them was a >> just came off maternity leave. >> You didn't see the video? >> The woman was on maternity leave. >> He just come back to work this week. >> No. The woman that she killed. >> Yeah. The woman who died 32 years old. >> She was vice president of Bank of America. They said >> Oh. And was it a targeted like I'm going to target this >> woman? Stabbed two people. >> Was it like a Luigi Manion type? >> No. She came out of the subway and she just stabbed two people. >> So sad. >> Stabbed like a 68-year-old something man and then a woman >> 32y old woman and then the police shot and killed her. Right. Like but my point is nobody's expecting to run into that. That's I don't want to say rare, but if you look at the overall amount of interactions that you have with humans on a regular basis, that doesn't really happen. We see it a lot, but that doesn't that doesn't happen as much as we it probably could. >> And you're sure it had nothing to do with Bank of America? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. She was out of her mind. You didn't see her. >> Well, I mean, so is Luigi, but like >> No, but you see you didn't see Yeah. You didn't see the different thing. >> Yeah. When she sees the video, I guess cops behind her and cops in front of her and she starts doing some >> Yeah. Like she starts spinning the knives like type [ __ ] >> Was it at the Bofa building? >> No. >> I was in Time Square 42nd and >> Bofa is guy don't give a [ __ ] He does not care. >> Bank of America. >> I know that. But he still was going to try [laughter] to get me and one of us would have >> Bofa is Bank of America. >> I know that. Sure. But you that was you you was go I got him now. You was like Yeah. >> And you was getting greedy cuz you got both of them. But [laughter] you see what I'm saying? You wanted to get her so bad that you didn't get him that. >> Nah, bro. Come on. >> Look. Look how she >> Nah, this is [ __ ] >> terrible. Remind me of >> Why is that guy behind her filming with the [ __ ] camera? >> Come on. It's Time Square. >> Nah, bro. >> Yes. >> Watch this though. Watch. >> I don't want to watch it, bro. Is it killing? Am I going to see Killing necessarily? No. >> Yeah, they cut it off before they even cut. >> Nah, bro. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. >> Yeah, I don't want I didn't see the killing for I don't think this is one of them edited videos. >> How old was she? Who? >> She's 49. Oh, >> this is tragic, man. >> Stop. Stop. Stop. Taylor, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Yes, it is. They're going to shoot it right now. Yes, they are. >> Yeah, but you don't see it like that. She fall. >> What you mean THEY DON'T SEE IT LIKE THAT, TAYLOR? >> BUT I will say, rest in peace to that young lady who got killed by this woman. This is a Everybody saying that the police shouldn't have killed her. I don't know what else they wanted the police to do. >> Got him, man. >> WHAT? WHAT ELSE YOU WANT THEM TO DO? >> A [ __ ] 747 was about to land on 42nd Street. >> I don't know what else you want the police to do in that situation. >> That was a small kn >> and they were tasing her at first. >> I feel [laughter] like they missed the tar. >> They were taking her down. She she like an elephant. >> They were tasing her at first. You know, she already stabbed two people. >> She conjures a spell. COME ON. >> IT WAS LIKE YO, SHE STARTED conjuring a spell. Do you want a portal to open up over Time Square? >> I thought Doctor Strange was about >> You see what the [ __ ] I'm saying? >> Mind you, she also says she'll kill them, too. So >> NYPD stopped the uh incursion, bro. Okay, they stopped the incursion. Yo, [laughter] I don't care what y'all say. >> What? 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