Rebuilding The TOUGHEST Team In College Football 27...

For my final rebuild of College Football 27, I CHOSE THE BEST MASCOT in college football, the Syracuse Orange. When I was 12, I used to just grind a mascot mashup and I would only play as the orange because it was so funny. Fun facts about that time period, 2014, Ebola was a big thing. Remember Ebola? A gallon of milk was $3 and the Seattle Seahawks won an incredibly embarrassing Super Bowl where they beat the Broncos 43 to8 deja vu. Now for the Syracuse rebuild, they're not the worst team ever to rebuild, but they are the worst team in the ACC. So winning the ACC championship is obviously going to be tough. Our biggest opponents are probably going to be Clemson, Miami, and SMU. SMU is like the gods of dynasty for whatever reason. I might need to steal their playbook cuz I don't know how SMU is so good every year. Syracuse is a 74 overall, but at least we're a three-star program. So, recruiting shouldn't be the end of the world. We're obviously making our own coach. And I think I'm going to be a tactician. All right. Head coach Seymour H. The H is silent, by the way. My AD's expectations, they want us to win a bowl game in the next three seasons. That's actually pretty realistic. Have an even turnover margin or better. Interesting. And 15 or fewer turnovers. I don't think we're going to do very well if we have that. Syracuse was 3-9 last season, but the year before that they were 10 and three with a bowl game win. You know, for having a 74 overall, Syracuse actually got a kind of nasty lineup. Chris Peele, absolute dog. If he doesn't go to the NFL after this season, would love to retain him cuz he's going to be a monster. He's already a 91 overall as a junior. Got a sophomore, Demetrius Samuel Jr. Platinum tier layout. He's nasty, too. And Aott Miller, junior halfback. There's a onestar. We developed one hell of a onestar here. And although we'll only have him for one season, Steve Angeli out of the Big Apple. Red shirt senior quarterback 81 overall. Should honestly be a good first season, it's always the season after the first where the low overall teams really drop off. So hopefully we can make our AD happy in this first season. I really like our red shirt freshman running back here, Malachi Coleman. Really fast, really young. That's what we're looking for. That's a future starter. Hopefully wide receivers are really not good. 817977. We've got one pretty fast guy, Darius Johnson, but speed isn't everything. And especially with green catching, you really want contested specialist. At least Cole Weaver has 50/50. We'll definitely look to recruit a transfer portal some wide receivers as well. I love my tight ends. Dante Basher Bakkey, that's crazy last name. He's actually pretty damn good. 6'5, 84 speed, 80L, only a sophomore. Offensive line needs a lot of work. Yikes. center for sure. Only two freshman at the center position. Guards are okay. Tackles are okay. Dline's not bad, but it's going to fall off after tunia delay. I always want to say retires. By the way, that's why this is the last college football rebuild cuz Madden's going to come out and I'm going to trans transition to Madden rebuild. So, let's have an awesome Well, they don't have a single Whoa, they don't have a single true strongside linebacker on the entire roster. I mean, obviously, it doesn't matter. You can just put a weak side linebacker at strong side, but linebackers are really trash. Corners are amazing. That's our best group. And our safeties suck, too. Yikes. This junior safety is really fast. Outside of that, not much. Senior strong safety is pretty solid. Cornell Perry. Yo, we got Snowden. We got Snowden at strong safety. Honestly, can't go wrong recruiting anywhere. And we do have a good quarterback option next year if Amari Odum stays and a few freshman to speak of. We have a pretty good starting dynasty budget right now. We have a recruiting assistant and a contract analyst. I'm The first thing I'm doing is firing you. Reducing NIL expectations is so good. I do not mind spending big on this early. Actually, I'm going to I'm going to spend so much of our NIL schmemeckles on the platinum tier senior director player personnel. We're going to get a 30% reduction to NIL expectations. Beautiful. And then offseason progression. I think offseason progression is probably the next most important thing. I don't have enough schmeckles to get gold tier. In the future, we will, but for now, I'll just do a silver strength and conditioning lead for offseason progression. I really like platinum tier offseason progression. I love going into next season and my juniors get like crazy good or my sophomores get crazy good as juniors. Not bad though. That's why it's really nice that we're a three-star team prestige despite being a really low overall. What is Syracuse's main rival? I don't know [ __ ] about Syracuse. I know they got a cool mascot. Apparently their main rival in football is Pittsburgh. Okay. Kind of seems random. Dude, look at Seymour Milkers. The H is silent by the way. A lot of people pronounce it wrong. It really is Seymour Milkers, but he doesn't get offended if you sayers. It's not a big deal. Well, we got a cakewalk first game, but there's our riv there's our big rivalry game in Pittsburgh. And then on the schedule, we have So, Louisville is going to be pretty good, too. SMU, dude, I don't know what the [ __ ] it is about SMU in this game, but seriously, they're insane. It's actually a really nightmare schedule. We end the season with number three ranked Notre Dame. That'll be a nightmare. ACC is honestly kind of tough. ACC is tougher than people give it credit for. It's no Big 10, you know. It's tough. Well, solid start to the season. Rivalry week, week three. We're 2 and0. Honestly, if this is my last rebuild, I'm going to do something [ __ ] ridiculous. I want to run like triple option or something. I want to run the stupidest offensive playbook we can find and win a national championship with it cuz we're not doing any of the classics. No spread, no Clemson, no SMU, no Tennessee, no LSU. Somebody's got to run some absolute horshit, right? Like Army. I will give credence to the fact that my team is not at all built for a ridiculous offense right now. Not even remotely. Like, we're certainly not built for a triple option team. We need a good fullback. We need more power running backs. We need a dual threat quarterback. But I'm just going to commit to it right now. [ __ ] it. See, here's the thing. The way the teams perform on average tells you a lot about their playbook because simulation playbooks are like the most important thing if you're not playing every single game. Army, I've actually seen Army go to the playoffs in a few different dynasties. I've never seen Air Force do it. I've never seen a lot of the option teams do, but for some reason, Army seems to be good enough. I'm going to run Army's option offense. Classic college offense built on misdirection quarterback reads. Multiple runners attack different paths. The team is not ready for this for the record, but I can adjust the depth chart to it. So, my quarterback is actually pretty [ __ ] fast relatively. I mean, 81 speed and 83 excel for a pocket passer is not bad at all. Now, my running backs, how bad is this? So, Ahmad Miller is really good. And then Johnson's a junior. I'm actually going to move Malachi Coleman up in this depth chart just to get him reps. He's already a red shirt freshman, so I can't get a red shirt year out of him right now anyway. And then at some point he can take over this back field and then we'll have Johnson ready behind that fullback. The fullback right now is technically a tight end, but he's 6'6, 260 lb with balance. That's actually pretty good. I may need to recruit a legitimate fullback though because they're quite important. It doesn't actually matter if they're a fullback. You just need a thick tight end that can block or a fullback that can run. Either or or or a true fullback, obviously. And this also kind of helps with the fact that Syracuse' wide receivers are not that good. They're not going to need to do [ __ ] They're going to block and every once in a while I might have to air it out. You still have to literally pass in the option offense. It's just pretty rare. I'm actually so excited to do this. If I'm being honest, I should do this every rebuild. Why does it need to be my last rebuild for me to do something stupid like this? I mean, pretty much every rebuild should be stupid and fun. Maybe I'm learning right now. Okay. I want to see what Syracuse has for jersey options, though. Not going to lie to you guys. I think navy orange. I think that's a dog [ __ ] color combo. I just I don't know. It's like you sucked all the life out of the New York Knicks colors. That's what it reminds me of. Some of these are kind of clean though. I'll just rock the classic away. This is a big rivalry game and of course I'm only playing the moments in our dynasties here. Why don't we just pick up a rivalry game win and see how the option does. One thing I will tell you is if your team struggles in the option offense and then you simulate games. There's no way to win the big ones. It's so hard. You have really do have to build a good option team to win in sim. The alternative of course is you use an OP playbook. you run like an SMU or a TCU or a Tennessee or an LSU, they the guys that always win Heisman in your dynasties is partially because they're on a really good team and partially because the playbook is nasty. And if you want a little bit more of the information under the hood, the way that simulation works is the CPU is going to automatically select one of the three coach suggested plays. And EA's model for coach suggested plays is not very good. So there are certain playbooks despite having like a ton of formations and a ton of plays, you kind of get this. I just jumped off sides. WHAT A START. MY D lineman just jumped off sides. What you basically get is the same 30 plays getting ran over and over from coach suggested despite, you know, a really cool playbook might have a million different plays in it. And that's why you see some playbooks emerge as the the best in Sim because the 30 plays that they're pulling from are all busted. I'm going to shut the [ __ ] up now. LET'S STOP PIT. IT'S A RIVALRY GAME. BANG. IT'S a super hot blitz and Pit goes for the play action. That's one thing that's so true in college football. If you run play action against a hot blitz, you're getting sacked. It's just almost inevitable. That was true back in NCAA 14. And they're going to go check down here, which is fine cuz Oh, shoot. I thought that was third down. Never mind. That's not fun. I thought that was going to force a fourth. I think we send a blitz here again. I'm on Perry. I'm going for a corner blitz. Let's see if we can get around this tackle. They're going to motion the tight end over. Perry. Clean shot at the QB. No, but it dude number 30. No. No. Yes. So he had it. I don't know what he's thinking. Oh, Bits quarterback sold. He had a really good shot at that. Took a piss poor angle. It works in our favor. Fourth and eight. Not going to get my blocked field goal today. I still want to block a field goal. One of these dynasties, but hey, we'll hold the three. I'll take that. Defense needs my help again. Let me get an offensive moment. Well, I think the option offense is struggling, you guys. This is a little bit of what I was worried about. The sim option offense is struggling. Third and 10. Dude, imagine you're a Syracuse and you run AIR RAID. OH. OH, COME ON. WHAT A PLAY. AND CHRIS Beiel is there, too. Holy [ __ ] Steve. You got to give me an offensive moment. Okay, thank you. By the way, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Like, we're a triple option team and my suggested plays are all just handoffs up the middle. Give me a triple option. You know, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT, I say as I run inside zone. We are really backed up here. A minute 11. State impulse is loud. INSIDE ZONE, AHMAD MILLER, stop it. Don't get caught. Yo, how are you not [ __ ] dude? How the [ __ ] is that guy not tackling me? Dude, he's sniffing my [ __ ] HE WAS INSIDE of me. Pause. Resume. How [laughter] the Dude, that guy should have tackled me 30 yards ago. Yo, look at this run. WAIT A MINUTE. YO, AHMAD MILLER 71 YARD RUSH. What the [ __ ] is Baxter doing? Backter, get ready to bag groceries or put the curly fries in the bag. Bro, Wendy's is hiring. All right, you know what? It works in our favor. Beggars can't be choosers, baby. Okay, triple option flex bonent. We're passing. Interestingly, we're passing here. Angel's going to roll out. We're going to go for the check down. Going to juke our way into a fumble. Luckily, the guard is looking alive. Damn, he got rocked. That is also not a fumble. I'm absolutely down here, am I not? Right knee is down. I don't think that ball is out. This is It is ironic that I go triple option, but this is such a funny play. Fake toss, rocket roll out. So, I'm going to fake this pitch. Roll out. Oh my god, that worked so well. Give me a block. Good block. Damn, that was money. And see, look at this. This literally every coaching suggested play is a pass, bro. We're We're Army's offense. I want to run triple option. Well, we can run zone speed option. I love that. Slot option is a good play. Orbit wide receiver. Here we go. This is why we run this playbook, baby. Wow. This includes the tight end. This is kind of crazy. We're going up the gut to a Mod Miller on that one. Second and goal. We kind of got to move with some pace. This is a quarterback counter option. And that's a Mod Miller on this, too. So, we're going to kind of fake that pitch. Oh, there it is. Holy [ __ ] There's actually so much depth to this playbook. How did we miss the PAT? It's six to six. Okay, dude. Options getting everything weird. There's so much depth to this playbook. If you really like if you really get good at it, you can be unstoppable. But you really have to learn it. I think I might. It'd be really cool if I could use this online somehow. Imagine we had an army or an Air Force Wheel of College season. That'd be pretty crazy cuz we'd have hell of an offensive scheme going. There's just speed option. And one thing I know about speed option is just busted. That's the other thing, too, is it's like you you may literally in your head be running a perfect offense, but some plays in the game are just better than others. Some are just coded really, really, really well, and some are just not. Um, we're going to go third and nine here. I got to keep this one. I shouldn't have pitched that. Let's see. That's a bad read. Should be able to come in and make the field goal, though. I'm really interested how we missed the PAT. Wonder if we straight up missed it. Wow, that's no [ __ ] way. Maybe that's how they just got a block kick animation. I don't know how he missed it. That should have been blocked. 9 to6. Kind of a crazy score here. And I love playing on this camera angle. It's objectively worse. This is so cool. Little RPO. Pit's really rocking the RPOS's here. Big hit. Mason Hechel. Like playing on this camera angle is diabolical. At some point, you just can't see [ __ ] Okay, I got a little extra tap in there. If Pay uses this clock and scores, just no bueno. I think we just blitz off of this. Actually, really funny. I've never done this. Ooh, perfect example. Perfect example. I might have been able to make that play. All right, let's switch back. Ooh, they go with the handoff. This is going nowhere. Well, here's the thing. Pit is not in field goal range right now. This is my zone. I can guard it. I'm going to go check down. That is going absolutely nowhere. I don't know what the thought was there. Third and 12. They're probably going to run into the two-minute. No, I'm blitzing. Oh, this could be huge. Third and 12. They're going to snap this. They're not G. Yuck. Okay, so Pit runs it into the two-minute warning. Third and 12. Six to nine. Huge play. Huge play. Huge play. Huge play. Huge play. [ __ ] That's my zone. It's literally entirely my fault. Playing this like it's Ro. Angelia has two passes for five yards, by the way. The option playbook, baby. Okay, so first and 10. Do they hand this off now? wouldn't be too shocked. They run a lot of RPO, a lot of checkdowns. There's one right there. And he steps out of bounds. We just need time. I think it is time to blitz cuz they're not going to use this whole clock. So, we might as well blitz here. And if we can sack them, he may go out of field range. But those those RPOS's are lighting up. My man blitzes. Nothing to lose at this point. If they score, they score. I just need to have I just need to have clock. There's another handoff. That one's going nowhere. I don't know that they're using this clock. Are they? No, they're not. See, personally, I'd run the whole clock down and then if I can't get the touchdown, I take the field goal. It's probably what they should be doing. Oh, you got to react there, buddy. Third and inches. We pull off the stop here. They'd almost definitely kick it. RPO run up the gut. HE'S NOT GOING TO GET IT. Time out. That's insane. I can't believe he didn't get Hey, there's my boy. His hands are a little glitched. That's my boy. Hey, if there's ever a time to get that block kick, my first ever Come on, Ward. Come on, Ward. Come on, Ward. No, not even close. This is such an ugly game. Get ready for the triple option of a lifetime. Okay, so quarterback counter. Wow, there's so much [ __ ] in this playbook. It goes so deep. Tight end lead read option. Triple option right, triple option left, orbit. I got to try this. This is way too cool. So, my my wide receiver is going to motion and he becomes my option. And I I ran out of clock looking at that playbook. I guess we're going to go back to flex bone and we're going to go to the midline triple. This was kind of nasty before. Let's see what we can find. I'm going to keep that. No, no, no, I didn't. That's insane. I didn't even pitch it. He just fumbled. That ball squirted out. We're not ready for the triple option. That's That's such a bummer. Okay, well, they probably just try and shoot this clock out, but Oh no, we already burnt a timeout. So, we already used a timeout. When did we use a timeout? We've already used one timeout. This is going to get really bad. Going to need a bit of a miracle here. Maybe even a fumble. Nope. They're in gun trips, which I find kind of bizarre because you have to run this ball, don't you? They're in five, I guess. Oh my god, they're bold enough to shut the [ __ ] up. Are you Julio Jones? I absolutely can't even be that mad about losing like that. This game's over. We're out of timeout. So, they passed it. That should have been pass breakup. Then they're forced to field goal. We might be able to get something back. Now Pittsburgh just has to run it down to the one and kick it. That's exactly what they're going to do. I can't believe he caught that ball. That's Julie. That's Megatron, bro. Ben's a field goal. We're so not ready for triple option. [ __ ] I'm sticking behind my guys. I'm sticking behind Syracuse and the triple option. May not have worked there and all of college football might be laughing at us, but I need everybody to settle down and believe. I need everybody to settle down and believe. So, we go 2 and 0 on air raid and then I switch to option. We instantly lose. Brutal. I got a bowl game. I got Duke's Mayo Bowl versus Nebraska. Can we actually finish with a halfway decent record? What's my record? That is so much better than I expected. I thought when we switched to triple option, we would be cucked. Okay, so we beat North Carolina and Boston College. We lost to SMU, but they're 10th ranked in the nation. We lost to Notre Dame. Wasn't that bad of a game. We barely lost to Clemson and NC State. Triple Option has a chance. I know I'm calling it triple option. It's an option playbook, but triple option is like what I want to run out of it. Okay, so we lost our bowl game, but take a look at this. Angeli threw a hund. We played 13 games. Angel was averaging 10 throws a game basically. I mean 12 throws a game. That is [ __ ] hilarious. How about rushing? Okay, so John Damn. John, he was like our third string running back. How the [ __ ] Wa. So this is something interesting to keep in mind is that in this playbook, even though Ahmad Miller's running back one, he's getting less carries than running back three got. Running back two got no carries. That or like get readjusted by dep chart, but still like Jawan Johnson ended up being the true ball carrier. Ahmad Miller got some. It was actually David Clement, the fullback/tight end that had the most carries. So, whoever our fullback/tight end is/ running back converted to a fullback, that's got to be our best guy. I mean, really, all three of these guys need to be good. And they play pretty damn well in this playbook. That's like genuinely hilarious. I think the biggest thing to note is that Jawan Johnson, which could have been our running back three, maybe our power back or third down running back, had the most rushes of 20 yards or more, which means like this is probably the position that gets the really glitchy plays. So, I want my fastest guy here and I want my best guy at tight end fullback. Looks like Angeli had 79 carries and then they brought in Amari Odum pretty frequently as our backup quarterback and then Malachi Coleman RB2 didn't do dick is never in receivers. Dude, imagine Syracuse recruits you, gives you all this money, and you catch 18 balls on the season. I'd be [ __ ] pissed. Well, that's a freshman. I'd be more pissed if I was Zandre Marweather. I'd be pissed if I was Cole Weaver. Defensively, nothing really to write home about. Although, Demetrius Samuel, the sophomore, had five intercept. That's actually pretty damn good. So, recruiting went well. I did get a true fullback, Romeo Block, which is like the best name ever. If you're a fullback, your name is Block. I mean, that's who we're talking about. I got a three star running back as well, Sam Harper. Contact seeker. Yeah, you're going to need to be a contact seeker on this offense. Where we could really make some moves though is the transfer portal. If I could get a really good running back, tight end, fullback in the transfer portal. That's what I'm most interested in. Quinton Martin Jr. is technically interested. It's going to cost an arm and a leg, but I feel like it's possible. Frankly, anything's possible. You pay these kids enough money, that [ __ ] might be possible. There's a couple three stars that already kind of want to play here. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Quinton Martin Jr. would be disgusting. Platinum tier shifty. Listen, brother. Every dollar we got in NIL can go to you, bro. Man Chroma, banger name. Transfer sophomore. Elusive bruiser with a lot of abilities. I like you. All the big schools are looking at him, though. I don't know that I actually have a chance on guys like this, guys. So, fun fact, I don't know if you know this, but if you throw a bazillion dollars at these 18-year-olds, they'll just abandon all allegiance to big schools and come to [ __ ] Syracuse, who runs triple option. Now, this is this would be the huge one. Quinton Martin, instantly, we're at the top. We're not quite done. I want to schedule a visit here. And that's kind of ironic. Playing style is his most important. Quinton Martin Jr., do you want to run the triple option, buddy? I guess he does. I respect a kid who wants to run it. Damn, all these dudes want to run the triple option. Everybody likes our playing style. I don't really need to schedule a visit with all these guys. I think we can land them. Well, it cost an arm and a leg. Quinton Martin Jr. by far. This guy's a [ __ ] freak. 92 speed, 96 Excel. He's a transfer sophomore, which I assume means he will be a junior when the season starts, but I'm about to find out. Or maybe he's a sophomore. If he's a sophomore, this guy's insane. Starard dev, platinum shifty, 92 speed, 96 XL. Essential. That's not it, though. We also signed fourstar AK Deer. He was kind of my second option. He's obviously still really good. Great dev trade. He's a transfer freshman, so can still improve. 91 speed, 94 Excel, 83 break tackle. I think he's more of our bruiser running back more than um Quinton Martin Jr. is even though they're technically both East West playmakers. Couldn't get Jakarian Turner. He went to NC State, but we also got Chroma and [ __ ] [ __ ] was a three star. This is my backup option, but he bit anyway. Usman Chroma is our bruiser. 61225. This is definitely our biggest running back. Look at his abilities. Head first, sidestep, downhill, arm bar, Starddev, fourstar, triple ops just got a hell of a lot better. Now, we do have position changes available. If we sort my entire roster by halfbacks, everyone just signed our best running backs. Now, it does say Chroma is our best running back, but we know that the position in this triple option that actually gets the most reps is fullback. Now, I do have the new freshman fullback, Romeo Block, who I would like to develop. And as it stands, I think I want to convert Chroma to fullback and then he'll get all those reps and then I mean Amad Miller is still on the team. Deer is now on the team. A Jabbo is on the team and then Martin needs to get every other carry. Every other carry that's available has got to go to Martin. What would a position change of fullback look like for Chroma? He's an 81 overall utility fullback. He could technically go to quarterback. I could put a [ __ ] running back at quarterback on this team, couldn't I? I'm going to change him to a fullback. Let me change Kroma to a fullback. I think this is going to work. It's only a junior, too. I think this is a good time to experiment. I spent a lot of NIL between these running backs, so we've got to extract some value. The irony is Ahmad Miller cost me nothing. Next big question is the quarterback position. Who's going to be this? Whoa. Whoa. Malachi Nelson elite dev trait 73 overall. Who wants to explain that one to me? How do you have elite dem trait and you only get to 73 overall? He wouldn't be bad. He's a backfield creator with good speed. He's kind of perfect for this cuz he's not really a good true quarterback, but he should be good in this offense. Carrying is trash. I do want a guy like I want Zade Lot. I want him to develop. Okay guys, I know I might be a delusional actual casual idiot, but my triple option team is kind of disgusting. Number one, AK Deer, who I wasn't too crazy about, had the craziest off seasonason. This is now the highest overall player on the team. AK Deer, the four-star transfer portal, 88 overall boosted to a 90. I think what I like about Martin so much better is that he has platinum shifty which is just a completely broken ability. But AK Deer looking really really good. 90 jumping, 82 trucking, excellent all-around stats. I think the most important thing about AK Deer, true sophomore, well not a true sophomore, red shirt sophomore, he's very very young. Ahmad Miller is now our second best running back and it's Quinton Martin who uh kind of is tied in there with Ahmad Miller. And then Jabbo is at fourth string. At fullback now is Chroma. Chroma 89 speed, 92 XL, super strong, a lot of break tag, a lot of trucking, 86 overall utility, fullback. Then our tight end is still Beay. He comes back as an 81 overall. He shouldn't get as many reps now since it's technically going to go to Chroma. But this like core of AK Deer, Quinton Martin, Ahmad Miller, and then we have Chroma at fullback. And now for our quarterback, it's going to be the next year, the final year for Amari Odum. Not crazy about Amari Odum. I think he's good. I don't think he's incredible. He's like a better true quarterback than anybody else on this team, but I don't really need a true quarterback. I think the next piece of the puzzle is to get a guy like this. Zade Lot is a pure runner quarterback. He's just not good enough to start yet. Although his carrying is pretty damn good. He might actually be a better option cuz they're never throwing [clears throat] the ball. His accuracies are literally just so trash. I think we go with Odum. And maybe Zade progresses, maybe he doesn't. But realistically, I need to go into transfer portal or recruiting and find a pure runner quarterback. Either way, if you zoom out and look at it like this, this is actually a nasty triple option team. 81 overall quarterback, 85 fullback, 88 running back, 85 running back. It's kind of gross. Schedule is a little scary. Week one's against Penn State. Week three. Oh my god. We're at Penn State, at Miami, at Louisville versus South Carolina. Good lord. Damn, our home games suck. Damn. I simmed up to our week nine game against South Carolina. I wanted to have a home game. We beat most of our ranked opponents. We only have one loss. We're 13th in the nation. Coach Seymour Milkers in the Orange are preparing for their top 25 matchup. Damn, this must be cooking. Okay, let's take a look at the stats. So, ODM has literally thrown 37 passes. Looks like Danny Louderder is coming in. I don't understand why the backup keeps coming in. Maybe when we're crushing teams. Who's getting the carries? Are they going to the right person? That's really the question. Okay, this I don't like. Quinton Martin should be getting more carries than this. And Quinton Martin is really, really good. Ahmad Miller, why are you getting so many carries? I need to switch Miller and Martin in the depth chart, but Usuzman Chroma has the most carries, six touchdowns, and AK Deer is not getting a lot of carries, seven touchdowns. Dude, Ahmad Miller is averaging 6.8. Quinton Martin is averaging 20.5. I have to get Quinton Martin where Ahmad Miller is. I don't know why the depth chart is so busted in this game. It refuses to acknowledge your inputs. I literally have moved Ahmad Miller out of this spot so many [ __ ] times. Third down running back is Martin. Power halfback is Chroma. Okay, let's see if it acknowledges that input. Is this going to tell me to get [ __ ] again? It just told me to get [ __ ] again. Please, EA, please let me switch my depth chart. Okay, so here it acknowledges Martin, but I think what's happening is when I come back to this screen, look at that. It still shows Miller right there. Is it an auto sub? Don't worry, guys. This this is a small small indie company with only a few developers, only a few employees. I think they employ one or two monkeys in Nepal, so can't expect them to get my substitution, right? What am I worried about, guys? We're 7-1 running the triple option and we're hosting South Carolina. Okay, we're in the crowd. We're all orange and I'm wearing all orange. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Syracuse versus South Carolina. Don't ever sleep on my triple option. Maybe the Army playbook, guys. Maybe the Army playbook was the GOAT all along. All I needed to do is commit to it. Quarterback counter option. So, there's AK Deer, there's Martin, and there's Chroma. That is a full-blown transfer portal backfield. A transfer portal is busted. Let me just say, holy [ __ ] that play's insane. Who are you? He missed. He came dear. Dude, who was that? That guy was so fast. That edge rusher. South Carolina. Okay, now this is the same play, but Martin is the pitch option now. Platinum Shifty. Say, so we're basically showing the exact same thing. Get the pitch out early. Now you got Platinum Shifty. I got Platinum Shifty. That's exactly what I want, Martin. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who is down? AK Deer is down. We have a Jabbo. Like, we have the depth. But why did AK Deer get injured? He wasn't even in that play. He's a decoy. What? He tear his ACL on a decoy motion. But K Miller and Martin are in on this triple option here. And I'm going up the gut. Platinum Shifty is so good. Shut the [ __ ] Why is everyone getting injured? Okay, I am substituting AK Deer out. There is no way I'm risking that. Absolutely not. The good news is Martin is now the starter but louder. These auto subs are pissing me off. EA's auto sub system so bad. Why the [ __ ] is louder the platinum shifty? Platinum shifty, by the way. Well, who at EA decided that we should start a brand new quarterback other than the one that I designated as the starter quarterback? Whose idea was that? We're running quarterback Blast. You know, the good news is I can just run louder into the dirt. If Louder wants to get hurt, I don't [ __ ] care. You're not my starter. Fourth and inches. We got to go for that, coach. We're triple option team. That ain't [ __ ] to us. Let's do a little motion dive here to Martin. With all the decoys and everything we've been running, this really shouldn't be hard. Fourth and inches. Oh. Oh, he's got it's touchdown. He's got Heisman Shifty. If you get hot, look at dude. Look at the stadium. [laughter] If you get hot, it upgrades the tier of your ability. So, you go from platinum. It's the only way to achieve a Heisman tier ability is to do that. South Carolina gets it. Going on fourth. Now, we got a big third down to make the stop. Third and four. I paid almost no attention to my defense. I mean, we still got Snowden. I think we still have Chris Peele. Got a little blitz. So, got his ass. That's a two-minute job. I mean, here's the thing. I technically can still pass the ball. It's not like my quarterback is bad at throwing. It's not like my wide receivers are bad. They're just is too much firepower in this offense. Also, Heisman Shift is [ __ ] up. Oh, I didn't activate their ass. That's a touchdown. If I activate that, that's okay. Let's pass the ball. We can still pass the ball. Not a passing team, but we can still pass. Oh, what [laughter] the [ __ ] I've literally never seen that before. Have you ever seen that interaction before? Just going to run a little motion inside zone. We're going to spare South Carolina. They've seen so much triple option that we're going to give them a standard run play and it's still going to [ __ ] them up. Just kidding. Number 40 is ruining my day. That guy's crazy. Pistol flex bone triple option. Martin Chroma. I kind of go Chroma up the gut here. Let's make the read here. Keep hold. Get the first. Beautiful. Don't fumble. Beautiful. That's how you run triple option. I'm running the exact same play. That's how you run triple option. I can't forget Chroma. So Chroma. Chroma. My air trucks [ __ ] me up. He still got so many yards. Chroma, the true the fourstar running back converted to fullback. What a trooper. You're a running back your whole career and then Syracuse tells you they want you at [ __ ] fullback and you just do it. Now Martin's going to get to use shifty. So busted. So completely busted. This is actually working so well. This is a ranked South Carolina. Granted we're at home so no stadium pulse and I just made a bad read but this is genuinely working. Okay, they want me to pass. They're out of their mind. Ah, there's so many unique option plays. So quarterback slot option is fun because basically your pitch key is lined up as a wide receiver, but it's still Martin. So we're going to run out to the left here and Martin's already in pitch position. He's got Heisman shifting. He's not bound. That's such a good play. This is what I mean is we learn this playbook. Now this is the same thing except now it's triple option. Now I can hand it off to Martin or I have a pitch out there I believe cuz this quarterback. Yeah. So Marweather should be a pitch option here. But oh I hate number 40. Number 40 on South Carolina's is [ __ ] my day up. Look at Seymour. Look at Shil Island. Seymour Milkers. Orbit triple option. Why not? Marweather comes in motion. I can hand off to Martin or I can Let's make the red. Ooh, RPO peaks on bubble keeper. Easy keeper. Louder. You're a bum. That's why you need a pure runner. Holy [ __ ] Is that a touchdown? Okay, so third and four here. I'm actually going to switch this so that it's Martin getting this here. Third and four. Midline triple option chroma up to got that we legitimately. [laughter] This is so awesome. I should have done this from the start. Damn, South Carolina did score and then they got the ball again here on first and 10. I am Army in in orange uniforms. I'm disguised. Good tackle. That's such a good tackle. Raheem Long brings him down. Snowden. Look at Edward Snowden just spying on the feds and making tackles on running backs. Yeah. taking out kneecaps and spying on the feds. What a dog. If you don't get the reference, read a [ __ ] book. Okay, that's rude. You're an MMG viewer. You can't read. Let's be real. Yeah, that's [laughter] right. Right in front of the ref. Guy was six yards out of bounds. That dude was talking to his mom in the stands and I gave him a hit stick. All right, fourth. No way. They're going for this. Fourth and five. No, sir. No way they just did that. Well, they end up scoring. Oh, wa. No offensive moments out of that. They end up getting a field goal anyway. And then we went short on offense. That was 17 timeout. That's pretty damn big. They got all three timeouts. Go play action here. Uh-oh. Wow. Wow. I'm like literally 12 in taller than that. That was the craziest size Mitch match. Is their wide receiver 5'4? I've never seen that before. He's so small. Like a number eight. He's tiny. Respect. Maybe got the better of me. Good sack. Second and nine. They're running empty. I'm going to guess pass and I'm going to go on Mohamd. I'm on the tight end here. Oh, good defense. Ooh, bagged up. Okay, we're going to go for it again. I'm going for the blitz. Dolores. Deloreious, get home. Get home. Is that a fumble? Is that a fumble? NUMBER 13'S GOT IT. THAT'S STONEN. Shut up, Snowden. I'm not spying on the fads. I'm looking at your playbook. Snowden is like the University of Michigan. I hacked your [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Fumble six for the ball game. It's actually such a banger play. Holy [ __ ] Yo, we're actually like kind of [ __ ] nasty right now. Why did we just beat rank South Carolina? Why is the triple option working literally perfectly? Quinton Martin's the player of the game when he finally gets in the position on this dep chart that he's supposed to be. Average 12 yards a carry. I guess a ranked SEC opponent. South Carolina's SEC, right? I think so. Who cares? This is MM Cash we're talking about. Okay. I don't have I don't have Bengals knowledge. Okay. But I am a genuine [ __ ] [ __ ] Look [laughter] at Look at Danny Lauder. Guys, we just beat South Carolina 28 to 20. Danny Louderder had two for [ __ ] six and 12 yards. You know why? Cuz we're running an elite triple option and Martin's got 136 and two. Lowder's got 25. Chroma's got 27. Deer's got 29. Deer got injured. I'm hoping that wasn't a big injury. And then of course the fumble six. What can you ask for more than that? Hell of a game. Let's go. It was an amazing season for Syracuse, but we didn't have quite what it takes to make the College Football Playoffs. Interestingly though, this is the first time I've ever seen this. North Dakota State made the College Football Playoffs. So, look at this top 12 here. We would end the season with a loss and a bowl game loss, which a bummer. So, we finished 17th in the nation. But for a second season, that's honestly insane, especially triple option. North Dakota State made it and actually gave Alabama a run for their money. 10 to 20 is not a bad game at all, especially considering Alabama goes on to win the entire national championship against Notre Dame. I have never before seen North Dakota State make it. This is my first time. That's [ __ ] awesome. And I personally rebuilt North Dakota State. It took me like 10 years and they just did in their second year on simulation. It's kind of crazy. One thing that's pretty much undeniable though, my quarterback's ability to throw almost doesn't matter. I will say Amari Odum still threw eight touchdowns. So, whatever simulation throw we are doing is a really good passing play. It must get them every time. I don't know if it's a screen pass or what, but that's a lot of touchdowns for only four to six passes. Undeniably though, the reason we're doing all of this is the run game. The run game is disgusting. Look at the averages. Martin 6.7 yards a carry. Deer 6.1 yards a carry. Miller's got 6.5 yards a carry with three running backs over six yards a carry and they're all getting 100 plus touches. Chroma at fullback was the best. He actually had the most carries of 20 yards or more. And if we can retain these guys, everybody comes back. Everybody that is not Ahmad Miller comes back. Chroma, Deer, Martin, and we still have a Jabbo to come back. All right, heading into next season, number 14th in the nation. So, Seymour Milkers. If we win one more top 25 game, we unlock the next tier, which is Scheme Guru, which is pretty damn good. But honestly, maxing out tactician is what I was looking for. Just getting better stats all around. I think this is especially good for my offensive line since they're so important to the scheme and especially good for my running back fullback which is like the whole scheme. It's basically the entire team. Trucking, break tackle, spin, juke, ball car, vision, catch, and short round running. And then the offensive line gets a boost to everything that matters. That's huge. Now, a bit unsurprisingly, AK Deer actually graduated. Sorry. AK Deer goes to the NFL. He just got too good too fast. He ended the season as a 93 overall. I didn't expect him to get that good in the offseason, but he did. Now, Zay Lot, what a hilarious one-trick pony. This guy's literally perfect for what we're doing and he would be useless otherwise. So 86 speed, 83 XL if you're pure runner is not that good. What makes him so good for this? Zagrees are now serviceable. 79 82 82. His throw on the run's insane. That's super good for like the fake toss roll out passes, right? Like 94 throw on the run. Throwing pressure is not good. That's bad. But his break sack is good. But most importantly is his carrying. Most quarterbacks have horrible carrying. On top of that, quarterbacks fumble more. 83 carrying. Look at my other quarterbacks. This guy's got nothing. His bulkier vision is 89. That also helps you not fumble. So that's amazing. Now the biggest thing that is huge is Quinton Martin. So Quinton Martin, not only did he unlock sidestep, he got fast as [ __ ] in the offseason. 94 speed, 98 acceleration. He's already got platinum shifty. And then this is why it's good. Initially, I was like, damn, I got too many running backs. But Fame is Jabbo is now the backup running back because we don't have AK Deer anymore. And this is all the two that we need. If one of these guys get injured, it's a problem. I will admit that. We do not want these guys to get injured because Sam Harper and Tyrone Mentor are not ready for the triple option. Then of course we still have Usuzman Chroma who transitioned to fullback and is insane. 89 the best fullback I've ever had. 89 overall fullback with 89 speed, 92 acceleration. But importantly, he's very strong. 86 break tackle, 89 trucking, 90 ball vision, crazy good stiff arm. This guy's built for this. Like he's not built 96 offense. He's not built to be a fullback, but he is built to be a power back. And that's exactly how we use him. Good news. We get Bee back for his senior year. 85 speed and 88 acceleration. On paper, the team is better overall, but it should be worse. Our wide receivers are worse. Our quarterback's objectively worse on paper, but he's he's literally the guy. This is exactly who I want. I think this is going to work. Good and bad news for this season. So, we go 9 and three, but we are in the ACC championship hosting North Carolina. I'm pretty sure if I win this game, I automatically go to the college football playoffs despite my ranking cuz that's a big championship win. So, I might just kind of squeeze in. I mean, North Carolina is ranked 15th, too. There's a chance to get ranked in the top 12 anyway, but I'm pretty sure this automatically puts me in the bracket. I'm not certain on that. So, just play our best football, play our best triple option, and see what happens. If this game, look at that ACC championship trophy. Come on. If this game is a big win for us, and we do go to the playoffs, it'll be all playoff games from here on out. I think our team is in one of the best positions it could be. Next season, Zade Lot would be better as a pure runner. [ __ ] would get some development. And I'd have to transfer Portal, another really good running back cuz we're going to lose Martin. And Martin is so important to this offense. He's a senior right now. So no matter what we don't have next year, 94 speed and 98 Excel platinum shifty. It would be really tough to replace him. So if we have a window here, I want to take advantage of it. Hello. Yay. I would like a moment in this game, please. That's a record. It is 20 to 10 and I'm allowed to play. Very nice. Okay, so lots sucking air a little bit. I think this is Whoa. Whoa. Anybody want to tell me what happened there? Better question. Does anybody know what just happened there? This is This is getting wild. Second and 12. Triple option. Keeper hold it lot. That's hard. That's hard. That's hard. If he was in a better pitch position, he was moving in strides. A touchdown. Third and 17. Maybe I shouldn't be taking over. This is This is an ugly start. Holy [ __ ] You just jumped over my blocker. All righty. Well, why don't I just come in and kick a field goal and that can be my input on the ACC championship. Holy [ __ ] All right. 23-10 North Carolina. I mean, this is really big. This game is still alive here. Fourth and seven. And they've got me coming in to stop. We're going to kind of simulate some pressure here. Oh, hello. This is the game of doom and despair. Okay, they scored. They have all three timeouts. We just need to burn some time. Okay, I'm actually going to run a jet touch pass here. First and 10. How do we like a jet touch pass? We would like to not block anybody. What's going on? I don't like this, bro. Fullback zone toss. A zone toss to Chroma out of our little flex bone here. Second to five. Pancake. Now we're talking. Chroma's going to give me an 11 piece. If we convert this, it's over. Triple option. Look at the like unique ways you can run triple option too. This is crazy. No motion. Nothing crazy. Holding on to that one. Late pit. Did he just Did he just assault my Where's my ball carrier? I could have kept it with lot. I don't think it would have been a first. Now we need a game-winning drive. I shouldn't have played. They gave me my first moment when we're up by like what? A lot. And now we're in a scary spot. I need to need to give the ball to Martin. OH, GOOD DOUBLE PANCAKE. WIDE RECEIVER. What is this game? My wide RECEIVER JUST PANCAKE TWO on that. Oh my god. Williams, you're getting a raise, bro. You're going to the league. You're going to the National Football League as a guard. First and 10. Okay, Martin, it's time for Shifty to win us this game. North Carolina's burning the timeouts. And for good reason, cuz Field goal range will win us this. And we're kind of in it already. Second and two. I shouldn't. No, we win the game so much easier by using this clock. We just can't fumble. And this game's over. Okay, we're going to hand this off to Martin. So in college football, you press nothing to go with the handoff and you hold A to keep it with your quarterback. That's an orbit option. Pretty cool play. Martin's going to make that such an easy field goal. And now we chew clock. Give me one more handoff. I want absolutely no time on this clock. We snap it. Chroma is going to come in motion here. Wow, this game got crazy fast, but it looks like it's all going to be the same result. Third and one, 25 yd field goal to seal this puppy up. And North Carolina is just going to have to sit and wait. What brings? Look at the crowd. The crowd going nuts. I like that angle right there. Actually, what angle do I like? I like this. Beautiful. Nice slow meter. Nice high school pat. Hopefully I timed it up perfectly. I did give North Carolina a technical chance. Looks like we're able to get the win anyway. Oh my goodness, dude. I didn't consider the fact that they can just tackle my running back before he has the ball because he is an option key. I kind of thought that was a penalty. I didn't think you could just tackle everybody, but I I guess you can. I thought that Martin was sitting back there ready to get the football. That would have been a huge mistake and a huge loss here. Ended up working out just fine. We win the ACC championship 26 to 24. Almost crumbled, but didn't. Horseshoes and hand grenades. Bryce Underwood won the Heisman on LSU. Transfer portal demon. Whoa. National College Football Return specialist award. Famous Jaba won return specialist award. I've never got that before. Very cool. That's what I'm looking for. First round of the College 12 playoffs is against Temple. That's super bizarre. Against Temp. Yeah. Well, the Temple game wasn't very tough. I'll save you that because we've got the Cotton Bowl in the next round against Ohio State. Yeah. I mean, what do you want me to say about this game? I don't know why Temple is ranked number five in the nation. They had like a 68 overall. is 44 to3 by the way with six rushing touchdowns. Dude, we're ranked 17th in the nation. You ever seen a team ranked 17th in the nation make the college football playoffs? This might be one of the first times I've seen it. So, we've got Ohio State. If we get past them, it's Notre Dame or number one Nebraska. On the other side of the bracket is Tennessee, BYU, LSU, USC, Ohio State rocking a 91 overall. Syracuse rocking an 82. Wish me luck, dude. We're going to need some big moments and we're going to have to make the most of them. Ryan Day and Ohio State. Did I see them? Every run you see these guys. Every single playoff run you see these guys. Hey the goat. Hey the goat. Ohio State ain't seen nothing about this triple option yet though. Our first moment is on defense turn. This actually this could be a really good spot for a stop. Would be a really good whole team's cold. Take on Ohio State. Check down. Check down. Beautiful. Not even completed. That's got to be a punt. Now we get a third down alert. Third and five is manageable. Third and five is very manageable. I think we just need to use only our best plays. slot option is really good because this puts Martin out there. So, it's basically lot straight into Martin. Third and five. Actually, really solid blocks. Let's go for that pitch. Oh, I went too late on that. I got to get that ball. [ __ ] That's my fault. I got to get that ball in Martin's hands earlier. And now it's fourth and four. We're kind of in the danger zone where we can't really hit this field goal. Can I flip this? I don't think I can flip this play. Jabbo's in. Let's try it. Fourth and four. Holy [ __ ] That didn't have a chance. Dead in the water. That was a worthless play call. Third and seven. Okay, well, we know they're passing it. They're five wide. Can we get a little bit of pressure from that D line? Third and seven is a really big play, but she got Ohio State. Did we just jump off sides? Actually, come on, bro. Have a little discipline. Have a little discipline. We're the playoffs. I'm going to run, man. I feel like this is pretty risky against Ohio State. Oh my god, they just ran a draw to go fourth and two. They kicked the field goal, but they got a touchdown right after. Okay, first and 10. Jabbo's in. It looks like Martin's hurting. That's really bad. Martin hurting this early is really bad. And Ohio State's really not having any of this triple option. Second and seven. We ain't done yet. We ain't done yet at all. Kind of don't hate Chroma up the gut here. Let's see how it looks. Give it to him. What? Oh, I bounced. Damn, that was a bummer. I liked how that looked. Okay, we're going slant trails here. Third and five. We got a pass going. You rarely see out of this team. Holy [ __ ] What is this team? These guys are out of their minds. They want me to kick a 63 yd field goal. Oh, wait a minute. I mean, we can kind of get in range here. Give me an actual play. We can get in range here. I'm not kidding. 4 seconds. We have a timeout. If Williams gets out of bounds quick, we picked up a lot more yards. I don't know if our kicker can hit this. This be really big. This was a 56-yd field goal. We certainly didn't recruit a kicker. And that fucker's wobbly. It has a chance though. 1 second. 56 yder. Need a lot of OH, THAT'S MAD. IF I IF WE GOT A CHANCE, THAT'S IT. Ice in my veins. Ice in his veins. It's actually huge. Genuinely makes this game very possible. Now, third and six. I'm going back to man. I'm not certain that I believe in it. Oh, I do. No. No, you didn't. Fourth and inches. Do they punt? They're going for it. Holy [ __ ] You got to imagine they run this, right? I'm bringing Muhammad down to an inch. Oh, they're passing. [ __ ] No way. Actually, no way. What are these guys on? Wow. We had so many big opportunities on that drive. And I think they're kind of in field goal range. They're not entirely in field goal range here. If we get the quarterback, they're out. Get home. Get home. It went our way there, but this is a deep field goal. I don't know if they can hit it. They can't. Oh, we can tie the game up. This is just bad that it's third and nine here. Triple option. This is our entire scheme. Wow. Okay, so Martin's back in, which is huge. Pretty much got to get this on the edge. Oh, lot huge PITCH IS GOOD BLOCK. OH MY GOD. Way to follow your block. Yes. That's so big. Okay, so what's with the missed pats, guys? I got to know cuz this is the second time now we're rocking. Why do we have nine points? First and 10. Ohio State's in the red zone and we're down a point which is brutal. They go quarterback power. Bold. Could have worked two, but we got all over it. Nice work. I mean, I kind of want them to hand it off now. I'm scared of Ohio State's passing game. Yeah. No. No. Not. Yeah. Good tackle. Really good tackle. Third and three. We got to hold them to a field goal here cuz they're going to take an eight-point lead if they get on this. Third and three. What's the play call? Ohio State. Oh my god. Oh, it's play action. Oh, dude. Who are you? That's the second time breaking an easy tackle. Wow. We have this game barring those. This has got to be just knife form. Holy [ __ ] Could we make it any easier? Could we make it any easier? Now they're going to get Now we have to go for two if we score. That's so frustrating. What the [ __ ] is my sim kicker doing? Or is coach going for two consistently and missing it? I don't know what's going on there. We're going for a pass. And Jabbo is shockingly open. Honestly, if we score fast enough, maybe we can get the ball back from Ohio State. I don't know. This puts us in a real pickle. I'm just going to be honest. First and 10. That's a keeper. Zade. Dude, what are these guys? These guys are made out of vibranium. I'm ball sick of Ohio State. Going back to this pass. This was quite effective last time. Second and six. Zade Lot's in so much trouble. Holy [ __ ] These guys are inhuman. I'm so sick of this. Okay, bringing Martin out to the edge. Third and 13. Great read. Late pitch. No block right there. 18. Can't get on him cuz these guys are are freaks. Now you got to make a huge play. You got to make the biggest play of the game here. Jabbo's got a route. Snap it big. Oh, Wilder. Holy [ __ ] what a release. Wilder with an insane release and I can't let my CPU do this again. That's part of the problem is EA makes every point after attempt not a moment no matter what you do. So, I got to come in here and do it myself. Zone option left. Here's the problem with this. As much as I like this play call, it relies on my wide receivers making really good blocks here. But, it does look open. RPO read bubble. No, the original play was much better. Look at that. They're shifting. They're shifting alongside it. Who's the flag on? Oh, of course it's on us. What did we get a flag for exactly? Does anybody want to tell me what we got a flag for right there? Existing. Now we really got to go get it. Now we're passing. I don't like that two-point conversion. Huge play. Maybe a Jabbo. I don't know what this coverage is. Obo. I had the check down. I had the running back. Martin would have had it. I mean, if we keep them in field goal range, it's still possible if they somehow muff that, too. First and 10. I mean, it's certainly not over and they're certainly running the ball, right? RPO. Really good tackle right there. Second and seven. Don't have to burn timeouts yet. I don't really care if they get another field goal. Prefer they didn't, but there's no way they go RPO again. It's got to be handoff. I got my safety down and ready. Second and seven. They snap it on three. And there's a draw. That's great defense. Timeout. What do you do if you're Ohio State here? You probably pass it. Third and 10. I almost want an allout blitz. I think I do. We're going to load it up. I'm going to be up close and personal. We're going to send I mean, he's empty. Somebody's got to be untouched. Floats it. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] We were completely there and it just glitched me out entirely. It just fully pulled my player out of position. Holy [ __ ] That was insane. I need to see that again. That's never happened me before. I was in great position. I was going to go defend that. I mean, if he mosses me, he mosses me. But watch this. Oh my god, look at this. So, I've turned and I'm running with the wide receiver. And I just teleport to his right and behind him. What the [ __ ] is this? [laughter] That's I've never seen that before. That's a new one for me. Look at that. Hips are turned and I'm in stride and he's just What the [ __ ] That's horrible. Oh, thanks for the fourth down alert, EA. That's the moment I want. Wow, that is so brutal. That's ball game. This game is built by monkeys. This game is built by actual [ __ ] morons or small. It's a small indie company. I'm bitching at like one employee of EA, you know. This game is $5 on Steam. Okay, just go dab up the QB and take your L like a champion. See more honkers. That was so [ __ ] up. I was in such a good position and I just >> [snorts] >> as game losing touchdown. That was what, third and 10. I mean, they're forced to kick a field goal and at least we get a game-winning drive with a timeout left. Two timeouts left, actually. Granted, I didn't invest a lot in my defense. I've truly never seen this before. [laughter] Why would that Why is this a thing? This is the kind of push off that Michael Jordan be using. This is that m This is that MJ push off. Yoink. Look at that. That's so inhuman. What the [ __ ] I mean, I know what happened. We're on the same We're on the same path. And EA's physics engine is built by actual monkeys, so it just teleports me away instead of being in lock stride coverage with the guy. It's so brutal. It was such an easily defended ball, too. Oh my god. I'm going to be so honest with you, gentlemen. I think this game is ass. I'm enjoying Wheel of College. I think Road to Glor is ass and they ruined it and I don't got it. I'm not bringing this back to the natty. I'm sorry. I think Bordeaux and Bengal could do this better. You couldn't pay me to play another year of this. Actually, you literally can't cuz it's just kind of my job. You literally couldn't pay me to go do another year of this. That was so [ __ ] stupid. I'm kind of glad this is my last rebuild because I really do enjoy the Madden rebuilds better. I think it's so much more fun. I love building those teams and I'm excited that Madden's coming out so I can do those rebuilds for a final season. I mean, Zay Lot was awesome. Is I mean, still this these running backs were honestly so freaking awesome. 6.9 yards per carry for Martin is crazy. 5.9 for Chroma and 6.1 for Ajbo. I think we built an awesome offense. I'm going to accept my loss against Ohio State. I think that was super stupid. I think that was really not cool. All right, boys. See more milkers. The H is silent. Thank you for your service to Syracuse. I ain't booting up this dynasty [ __ ] ever again. All right, I LOVE YOU, BOYS. THANKS FOR WATCHING as always. Peace. [music]