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The video review focuses on *Prime Time*, a new film starring Robert Pattinson that dramatizes the behind-the-scenes story of the reality TV show *To Catch a Predator*. The reviewer notes that while Pattinson has had a strong year with previous roles, this movie offers a particularly compelling performance where he transforms into Chris Hansen. Unlike his usual brooding roles, Pattinson captures Hansen's specific cadence and mannerisms without heavy makeup changes, effectively selling the character's persona. The film is praised for its visual style, specifically its choice to use an 8x3 aspect ratio that mimics the older television screens of the early 2000s, which adds to the nostalgic atmosphere despite some graininess intended to emulate the era. The narrative explores the darker motivations behind Chris Hansen's crusade, suggesting that while stopping pedophiles was a noble goal, his primary drive was to boost the show's ratings and secure a prime-time slot to compete with other popular series like *Lost*. The reviewer highlights Meritt Weaver's standout performance as Andy Bender, the producer who acts as the ruthless glue holding the production together. Her character is depicted as a bulldog working tirelessly to keep the machine running, a role that resonates well for viewers familiar with her work in *The Walking Dead*. Other supporting characters include Skyler Gisondo, who plays one of the adult actors posing as children to lure predators, and Anna Faris, whose brief appearance in a tattered love affair subplot is noted as the film's weakest section. Despite some abrupt storytelling choices that lack a traditional beginning, middle, and end structure, the reviewer finds the film fascinating and highly entertaining. The movie is rated R for brief nudity and strong dialogue containing sexual commentary, making it suitable only for mature audiences. The reviewer compares the film's sudden conclusion to the ending of *Resident Evil*, noting that while some might find the lack of a concrete resolution jarring, they personally enjoyed the ride. Ultimately, the film is recommended as an easy rewatch that showcases Pattinson's range and serves as a well-crafted piece about the intersection of reality television production and real-world consequences.
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What are you doing here? Why are you here? Why don't you take a seat? We'll talk about it. I assume it's because you want to hear my thoughts on Prime Time, the new movie that just came out with Robert Patterson. Not to be confused with the last three movies that came out with Robert Patterson this year already. These pages are empty. It has been a year for Robert Patterson so far. Holy crap. He was in the Odyssey, which I freaking loved. He was also in a movie with Jayla that I hated beyond all measure, where she's kind of crawling around on the ground in the grass with her ass popped up. That part was fine. Uh, but the movie in general sucked. He was in a film called The Drama, which I also really enjoyed. So, he's he's batting pretty well, and I was pretty optimistic going into Prime Time because I didn't know a lot about To Catch a Predator, which is the show that this film is based around. Well, I'm happy to report that after last night watching the film, I know a good amount of the behind the scenes, at least from the vantage point of the person who wrote this thing and directed it. And I have to tell you, it's a damn good time, baby. Paddinsson's year keeps looking better. I'm going to tell you about Prime Time in a spoiler-free review right now. Why don't you Why don't you stay seated? Prime Time is an 824 film, so that means it's in 4x3 aspect ratio because what the hell are they doing over there at that studio? You know, this is a thing that a lot of studios have been doing lately. Just because it's a period piece and it comes out in the '9s or in the case of prime time early 2000s doesn't mean you have to put it in 4x3 square aspect ratio stripping away the video from both sides of a screen or everybody's TV at home. I understand based on, you know, you putting on the date and them wearing clothing from the decade and the cars they're driving and the fact that the show was present in the early 2000s, you don't need to make it so one to one. So, as of today, I propose that A24 change its name to A43, as in a 4x3 aspect ratio, because 80% of their filmography is done this way. Small hangup aside, this is also a really prettyl looking film. Even though it is degraded and, you know, kind of grainy here and there and pretty much trying to be emulating the the time period. God, it's it's so weird to say that this is like a historical piece now because I was very much alive and uh in my teenage years during this movie. Was I a teenager? I was in my 20s. [ __ ] god, I'm old now. The film is gonna follow Chris Hansen as he goes up against the biggest vile pieces of [ __ ] on planet Earth. Just absolute scum. Pedophiles. Yeah. Yeah. There's pedos in the house and he's going to make sure they go to the big house after this. Wow. That I'm I'm impressed. I just pulled that out of my ass. Anyway, that was what the TV show was based around. Every episode, uh, Pedo would come to this house. They'd be lured there by the professional guy on the other end of the computer screen who would pose as like a 12 or 13year-old kid, boy or girl, and eventually they would lure this person into the home, offer some milk and cookies, and then next thing you know, Chris Hansen pops out from around the corner, tips the hat, and asks them why they're there. Just has like a little conversation. And then right outside that front door, the cops are ready and able to tackle the perpetrator and throw his ass behind bars or give him a court date at the least. But according to prime time, Hansen wasn't necessarily doing this entirely for the the most sacred of reasons. It's not like he was hellbent on stopping these scumbags from getting to little kids. Obviously, that's a perk of the job. It makes him look great. But there's also this other more, I guess, devious mindset with him, which is to get this show to the height of its popularity, get it on prime time, aka 8:00 p.m. Central, and that way they can go up against the big dogs. In the case of when this came out, Lost, I myself was wasting my time watching Lost and not To Catch a Predator. Both shows kind of went nowhere at the end of the day, but at least in the case of To Catch a Predator, you get a pretty badass movie out of the deal. And what we have here is not only a really wellshot, wellframed up in that gorgeous 4x3 A43 aspect ratio, but we got Robert Patterson putting in a hell of a damn good performance, baby. I've always been, I shouldn't say team Jacob, uh, because Twilight's stupid and dumb, but I was never team Edward either. I like Robert Patterson. I've never loved him even as Batman. He never did anything that really wowed me. He just looked kind of, you know, ominous and he had the black makeup, the mascara and whatnot. And I guess he was brooding, but I never saw him play a character, per se. He was always just fine. He's he's the male Zenaia to me. They're fine. But Zenaia turned it around for me in recent years with Challengers and the drama also starring Robert Patterson. She was terrific in those. and Patterson really started to showcase some range in that film. But right here, right now, right in the present time, he as Chris Hansen really transformed into this persona. Not so much from a looks standpoint. He still looks just like Robert Patterson. They didn't even try in the makeup department. They didn't do anything to the nose or the cheekbones. The hair is really just Robert Patterson's hair. He doesn't look like the guy, but he sounds like him. He's got the mannerisms down. He's got the cadence correct. I was buying what he was selling and he's selling possibly an Oscar. As good as Paddinson is, Meritt Weaver as Andy Bender, just just perfection. I loved her in this film. Easily a supporting actress nod here. She is a bulldog in this film. Doesn't take [ __ ] from anyone. She really is the glue, the mind behind this beast that's running off a couple seasons trying to get up in those ratings. And that means she's cutthroat as all hell. She's working around the clock. She's making sure this is a welloiled machine. And my god, does she chew her gum like a cow. If there's one thing that triggers me, it's people that chew gum like a douchebag. That gum chewing is obnoxious as hell, but she sold it. Okay, I wasn't triggered. I was just slightly intrigued and annoyed by this performance in a good way. I had to look back on Meritt Weaver's catalog and I stopped when I I took pause when I got to The Walking Dead. And then I remembered her from that show and how much I wanted her to die as soon as I was introduced to the character. So, it was nice seeing her here because I already had this builtup rage towards her and you're kind of supposed to feel a little bit that way. Although, I was incredibly impressed by the work ethic and just the savviness from a business standpoint. Very impressive stuff. There are a couple other key players involved. Skyler Gassand, he plays one of the bait for these pedos to come in. I'll probably get freaking demonetized on YouTube by the amount of times I'm saying ped subscribe. He plays Dan Plum. This is one of uh a couple different people that are used as bait to play the 13-year-old kids. Obviously grown ass adults that are wearing, you know, long t-shirts, baggy, putting on a backwards hat, blowing bubble gum, you know, talking like kids. Hey, want to go get a Capri, son? Cool beans. I got some Hansen playing in the other room. You like Hansen? Skip. That That was the profession I really should have been in. 13-year-old jailbait. Subscribe. Dan Plum is a guy that wants to act and he can sing. Really wants to showcase that, too. But this is not an actor's gig. This is very much a different type of performance. And Chris Hansen's going to kind of coach him along with that and say, "Listen, dude. What we're doing is beyond acting, okay? We're like [ __ ] angels. We're saints up in here." At least that's what Chris Hansen wants these people to believe because, you know, he himself, I think, kind of drinks that Kool-Aid, but on top of that, there is that level of narcissism. They do go into his personal life a little bit with his wife, played by Anna Ferris, who's just randomly in this. I don't know what the hell she's doing here. Barely, but blink and you miss. She has that much screen time. They're going to go into that kind of uh tattered love affair thing. It's more of a back burner. Um, I didn't that that was easily the weakest section and you don't really get a lot of satisfying conclusion to any of this stuff. Really, at the end of the day, Prime Time is kind of a break neck speed story that's just driving home the fact that this show was so ahead of the game and it was so popular and it was not a scripted thing like a comedy. Friends is gone. Seinfeld's gone. So folks at home want that next fix and they're finding it and they're connecting to this totally different type of medium. It's reality TV, baby. Like I said, there are a couple other supporting characters. You have the the computer guy who is the most computerlooking guy of all computer-looking guys. The dude's eyes are going different directions. He just has a very unnatural physique to him, which is perfect. It's perfect. No, no disrespect to the actor. Obviously, he's carved a niche in this department. From a housekeeping standpoint, I should point out this is rated R. It is under 2 hours. It's an hour and 50, I think. So, you know, you you shave some off for the credits. You're looking at an hour 45. It goes by very quickly. It's rated R for some brief nudity. Unfortunately, it's on the male side. And there's some strong dialogue. There's a lot of sexual commentary going on about sucking and jerking and twerking and, you know, flurking. I don't know what that is, but I I hear it's quite hot. And the things you probably want your kids to have ear muffs on when playing on the TV in the background, unless you go to see this in theaters, which I would suggest doing, it is a very fascinating watch. Now, I'm not a historian by any means. I also don't know jack [ __ ] about Chris Hansen outside of what this movie's presented. So, if you're looking for a review that's going to tell you whether or not this is true to the man in real life, look somewhere else. I take the movie at face value. I that doesn't mean I believe what the movie's presenting about the guy. I I I prefer to just kind of witness films as their own sort of story. And whether or not it's true or not is not really something I'm concerned with. I just want to be entertained. Uh and then I can look further into it on my own if I really want to as to who this guy really was. I already talked about the very beautiful, well-lit 4x3 aspect ratio from A43. Sound design, excellent here. Music popping. We got a great score throughout this thing. There's some good nostalgic references throughout this thing. Uh, one in particular I'm not going to give away, but I smirked very heavily when we got to the scene. I looked at my buddy. I'm like, I remember I remember this whole fiasco. The last thing I will say is if you're looking for a beginning, middle, end sort of a structure to a film, not really what you get here since this isn't technically just about Chris Hansen, but it's about the production of the show and the different players involved with Hansen obviously being a key component. It's not his life that we're specifically honed in on. So, there's no like ending for this guy. There's no ending to that storyline. He's just present along with the show's run. Where the show's going is where he's going when all things are said and done. To some people, that might be a little bit of a turnoff. If you're looking for some more hard-hitting, concrete resolution, you might be left thinking, "Oh, well, where are we going next?" I would actually kind of reference the recent Resident Evil in that department. Another movie I freaking dug. But the ending is very abrupt for a lot of people. You kind of think to yourself, well, [ __ ] now the movie's really getting to go. Now we're now we're all in on Resident Evil, and that's where they left us. Similar in in an extent, similar. And just like Resident Evil, I really liked Prime Time. It's an easy rewatch for me. It's an easy recommendation for me. I think Patterson's going to have a very hard time not being elected for best actor when it comes to Oscar time. Uh, it's just a it's just a well-crafted film all around. All right, there you have it. My thoughts on the movie. We we've been eating well lately. I mean, I'm watching a lot of shitty Netflix exclusive streamers to kind of offset the good stuff I've been going to. But, man, I'm the last couple months have have been pretty good. All right, let me know your thoughts, though. Are you planning on seeing this? Are you a little bit more excited to go out and watch it? Intrigued perhaps? Put it in the comments below. Again, think of subbing to the show. Adam does Movies. I'm on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcast. Wherever you watch or listen, you can surely find me and hopefully I find you for the next video. You can go and walk out the front door now. Maybe go watch another video. I appreciate it. Thanks again for watching the video. 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