Video summary
In this episode of the Pro Crastinators Podcast, hosts Ben Saint and Give and Take kick off with a reaction to a sound clip from "I'll Die" before diving into various updates regarding their creative projects. Ben provides a progress report on his work for *Beast Capades*, revealing that he has completed approximately eight and a half pages of the "Biscuit Capades" arc, with a goal of finishing around twenty pages total. He explains his intention to incorporate reader suggestions into the journey toward the story's fixed ending to alleviate creative pressure, while carefully guarding against spoilers regarding specific plot reveals. The conversation also touches on Ben's ongoing experiments with licorice candy textures using ingredients like palm kernel oil and ammonium chloride, as well as a humorous yet anxiety-inducing anecdote about a roommate recognizing him solely from his YouTube clips and podcast appearances.
The discussion shifts to the upcoming tenth anniversary of Ben's first *My Little Pony* analysis video, which will be celebrated with a retrospective lecture on the history of the Pro Crastinators Podcast. The hosts deliberate over the design elements for their publication, weighing standard fonts like Calibri against stylized options such as Karima and Ethnocentric, with references to *Homestuck* themes influencing their choices. They plan to implement a submission form with necessary legal disclaimers regarding copyright and quality standards, potentially utilizing Google Forms to streamline the process. A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to debating the format for the comic release; while they acknowledge the charm of animated GIFs, they ultimately decide to produce a single static version for the PDF and print releases to avoid duplicating work or splitting the audience, reserving animated versions for Ben's website if desired.
Beyond their professional updates, the hosts engage in a wide-ranging conversation covering video games, anime preferences, and personal philosophies. They discuss their experiences with titles like *Rain World* and *Noita*, contrasting the frustration of lacking hand-holding in difficult games with the joy found in nature. The dialogue extends to anime rankings, where Ben places *Berserk* at number one and expresses a strong aesthetic preference for 2D animation over HD digitized shows, influencing his views on series like *Cowboy Bebop* versus *Trigun*. They also review *Porco Rosso* for the first time, praising its exuberant depiction of flight and interpreting the protagonist's pig form as a manifestation of survivor's guilt, while noting that the ending credits depict his crew in heaven. The episode concludes with reactions to April Fools' Day content, including discomfort over fabricated AI-generated narratives about Chris Chan and a critique of excessive, bloated coverage of her legal troubles and recent book release strategy.
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I won't bless that guy that son about
that [ __ ]
[Music]
hello welcome to the progress News
podcast
it's your boy Ben Saint and your girl
give and take hi yeah
hi yeah uh
I don't know okay I don't know if this
this might be a voicemail I haven't
checked but I I want to
um post something that was posted in the
procrastinators uh Patron Lounge
and I just thought
it was epic
so if you'll indulge me yeah dude I I
don't think I may have seen this I'm
good oh no I probably did I don't want
you to see it I want you to hear it oh
uh uh here it is it's a it's a little
it's a little it's a little sound beat
from from I'll die
uh oh yeah yeah you saw this damn it all
right three two one go
I'm only the only thing I am a slave to
is the crime is the is the grind is the
sigma grind is the rhythm is the rhythm
of the jungle bee
I'm also a slave to such beats that
little that little what is it like a
little cat's meat little arrow in the
background
that's exactly that's exactly what I'm
talking about this guy this guy [ __ ]
gets it
I think that noise is like Diddy Kong
going ow yeah I think it is yeah I think
it is
uh all right uh that was pretty cool
um the Discord I wanna did I say on the
show what I want to do with the Discord
or did we just talk about that because
because I might mention it now uh
I can't remember okay well I'll just say
it uh I would like when we when we
release the perfect comic party I think
I would like maybe we'll just make a new
channel
for people to like do like dedicated
like like comic discussion like just
discuss the new Comics that are in this
the latest episode of the
of the uh the perfect comic party maybe
that would also be where people might do
like reader surveys
or something you know we talked about
like doing like Shonen Jump style reader
surveys but at the very least a channel
for like discuss discuss the comics in
the in the thing
um yes I have
I have about eight and a half pages of
Beast capades done now yo nice yeah it's
coming along maybe I can get the rest
done this week
it's a bit ambitious but you know I'm
gonna I'm gonna keep trying and keep
chugging away at it what is your um your
goal for Pages uh around 20
okay round 20 I think because I feel
like a page of biscuit pades is a little
less substantial than a than a Clarissa
page so I thought I should have at least
as many as there are Clarissa Pages
probably more
I mean I don't know about substantial
like it's hard to it's definitely a
single page of Clarissa takes longer to
draw but like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
there's a lot going on with all the text
and stuff I watched a bit of your stream
when you were drawing it yes I I that
was this week I I did my first draw
stream in like years
and I got like I got like I think I got
like three pages done
on that one stream which is pretty good
that's that's pretty good uh
um
as I've said
over and over again uh Beast capades I'm
I'm
not I'm not gonna say what it is but
like I was working on it like yesterday
and this morning
and uh I'm I'm introducing some stuff
that is not going to be relevant
for a long time biscuit pades has
Room to Grow let's just say
as Concepts
that's all I gotta say about it I'm
pretty I'm pretty I'm pretty excited
about it but like
uh there's a lot of like there's a lot
of like
setup that needs to happen
and uh I'm not sure I'm not exactly sure
what is going to happen in the rest of
this first chapter right now he's it's
been Beast Hustler exploring like the
town and then where he goes after he
exploit fully explores the town
it's like I don't know I could I could
take it in like one or two different
I could take in one or two different
directions I guess that's the the beauty
of being able to ask people to do the
decision-making part yeah I kind of miss
it I kind of miss it uh uh because I
have not had consistent like reader
suggestions I've a lot of my uh I've
kind of just a lot of panels just just
drop like the command format like he
just
it's like a real comic he just does
something instead of like there being a
text command that he then follows
uh which is it's fine
it's fine but it feels a little there's
like less text
um
and I I don't know
I I I I I I kind of it's sort of a it
would sort of be nice to just have
someone tell me like have him do this
next and I'll be like okay
kind of takes the pressure off me a
little bit I don't have to construct
anything
I just need to do as I'm told well it's
like this well it's like this I I know
there are several things he could do and
I'm not really committed to like oh he
should do them in a particular order so
I guess it's just kind of nice to have
the audience be like oh do that do that
oh what about that thing and then it's
like okay I'll follow the direction that
that someone is telling me that
someone's interested in seeing it now
without that I have to decide what the
most interesting order is it's like
I can't be trusted yeah that level of
responsibility I need to go back to my
old Bell Jeep draw streams because I
can't remember
how much it was into like
I didn't stream drawing the entire comic
but a lot of the beginning when I was
just like making stuff and there was a
few people in chat and I know
there was this idea
that it would be like you'd say
something in chat and I'll see if I
could see what happens but I don't know
if much of it was like that I think a
lot of it was just sort of and then they
go here and then they go there and it
was kind of fun just making stuff up
and it was
it was like serendipitous how it came
together at the end
with all the little like stupid things
all the things I'd just drawn in the
background like the the big wooden like
slingshot
outside became like the snakes got stuck
to it and then it became a slingshot and
then it the the ex the bowl came and it
smashed through the wall
it's like oh wow I made it all fit
um I
but it's hard it's hard to like think so
far ahead that you know that that's how
it's going to be and that that's that's
going to be left there that's a what's
the thing the gun
the Chekhov chekhov's gun yeah yeah
oh sorry no no that's the main point is
it's hard to do that did you know how
jailbreak I mean Bale jape was gonna end
no idea you had no idea okay because
like I didn't even know what what the
location was until I drew like
oh what if it's like in a big lava place
like she looks out the window and
there's lava and then you look out you
go Ellie you leaves the window and then
it's like a big Cathedral and it's like
and then there's ostriches I don't I
don't know why I put that in there
I
uh I know the kind of General Arc of
Beast capades and I think there's only
one way it really can end so that's like
not really consider this beast capaded
that's so that's not really up for
debate and like how he gets there is
kind of not
you know there's room for there's room
for [ __ ] around on the way there I
feel like is uh is why uh you know the
reader input format there it's like yeah
let people just tell me like I'll do
this do that and we'll just see what
happens because like
it won't it won't it won't affect the
ultimate
end
uh
I mean I I don't want to go I guess I
shouldn't say anymore yeah you're in
that artistic state where you really
want to you really want to tell everyone
you really want everyone to know like
how cool this is gonna be but you can't
say anything to anyone if if I say
anything about it it'll spoil everything
if I if I if I said like you know
beescapades it has it has Concepts it
has guiding principles and if I said
what those principles are
it would be like I think it it would
spoil like it would spoil where it's
going so I just I want there there's
gonna be some reveals and uh I want
those reveals to be surprising and make
people go
you know what I mean yes I do know what
you mean there's like I have
um ideas for bell jape too yeah that I'm
that I'm cooking right now cooking
cooking
let
them cook
um
and
the larger like for Bale shape two what
happens is just stuff like there's no
huge Revelations but the idea that there
are Revelations is like oh yeah I want
anyone to know exactly what could happen
but it's not like
like one piece right you know that the
idea is that pirates and they're
searching for a treasure obviously the
end of the thing is going to be they
find the treasure yeah it's all of the
things that happen in between that is
like are they gonna make it through this
obstacle on the way to their ultimate
goal yeah is this guy gonna join the
crew is that guy gonna join the crew
yeah and it's like uh the journey is is
what's interesting and the ultimate goal
of like
you know will they find the treasure
like you know that there is a treasure
it's not aimless I think in Bell Jeep
they're sort of aimless
um and so I should reveal some sort of a
goal but I don't want to show my hand as
to all the law that I've been building
up
um I don't want to have like a like a I
wanna I wanna have it like
come out in a in a sort of
in a in a in a I can't think of words
this is why I'm a writer
um
to be revealed like
at a pace where each
like if you take the whole thing
each individual
part of the law part of the story is not
interesting necessarily all by itself
but uh if you know everything like if
you know the big secrets the smaller
secret zone is interesting but you want
to start with the smaller Secrets
because they'll be like oh interesting
didn't know that
and then you like but then it asks it
causes more questions I'm really
explaining this badly
but
uh you know
you know you'll ask me a little bit
I mean I get start with the small stuff
and build to the big reveals that makes
sense start with a small stuff builds
big reveals
nah I I honestly have lost myself I
don't know I don't know where I was
going uh
impossible
I'm not a real artist I'm just
pretending all this art that I'm making
fake
it's me it's mere artifice actually
you there
yeah I don't know why I'm out of breath
hmm is it covered
no that's my first thought that's my
first thought is this coven
I don't know maybe it's just the room is
stuffy I'm gonna open a window it's cold
but like it's not that cold it's the
Sun's shining I'll be here in a second
um
sorry did I talk last week about my
licorice experiments you did well
they've continued I I continue I
continue to get a result that is either
two
two like soft and chewy like an airhead
or two like stiff and like like almost
like if it gets if you chill it in the
fridge you can actually like snap it
into like like a hard candy
I I so I I continue to I think
I think the missing ingredient might be
like palm oil or Palm kernel oil I think
that might be what's what lets it get so
like dense and chewy but not like hard
and crunchy
uh so I might have to get or maybe
glycerin so I might have to get some of
that and [ __ ] around I'm getting closer
I made one yesterday that was pretty
close it was pretty close to a Twizzler
it was just a little too firm
and you kind of had to melt it in your
mouth for a minute before you could chew
on it but it was like 85 there
uh and that was pretty cool that was
that was pretty exciting I would like to
make a licorice flavored one I'm gonna
get some some licorice extract
and I got that um I got that the
ammonium chloride I got the salimonia
uh the the this which apparently is used
in licorice flavoring sometimes I tried
tasting it I put a little bit on my
finger and I tasted it and uh it was a
little bit painful
uh it hurt my tongue a little bit so
it's the right stuff it's like that's
that's how you know it's it's got the it
really packs a punch uh
yeah it tastes tasted
weird weirdly enough just putting a
weird powder on my tongue tasted pretty
bad all by itself so
but you know yeah it's just a little
surprising
um
the
the that's all I have to say
about that it's fun I like making
various Goos in the kitchen uh
hell that is hell [ __ ] yeah
um
sorry it's it's
it is just sort of like stuffy in my
room there's no Oxygen here
even though you open it no don't worry
everybody there is a carbon monoxide
detector it would be going haywire and
it cut cut to the thing it's no
batteries are working it's not working
uh that's that's chekovs that's
chekhov's uh checkups carbon monoxide
detector chekhov's depleted batteries in
the carbon monoxide detector yeah
bullet currently flying through the air
I have
I have a horror story from this week to
share with you do you want to hear
the worst thing ever
I don't know it sounds pretty bad
um you know how in you know how
inviscopades uh the Beast Hustler
occasionally learns baleful secrets
that's what you're about to hear oh no
no uh what am I okay this is so [ __ ]
up I can't believe I can't believe I
have to say this I I can't believe this
is my life
um one of my roommates uh
has seen my videos
he like knows who I am oh dear yeah
that's the price you pay for making a
big Mega Man lecture yeah he he he he
came to my room the other day and he
asked me if he could use my printer and
I was like yeah sure
and he was wearing a Mega Man shirt and
I was like nice shirt he was like yeah
cool and then he said uh he he cosplayed
as Mega Man at PAX East like last week
and I was like LOL
and then he asked me about my like setup
he asked me about my dual monitor set up
in my and my um
my tablet and he was like are you an
artist and I was like yeah and then he
asked me like what do you do and I was
like oh I make comics and I make YouTube
videos sometimes and he was like do you
make like long form content and I was
like yeah yeah and he was like I think I
might have seen your video it's like no
no
so it was only like a like he wasn't he
wasn't familiar enough with the video
okay and you in it to know instantly it
was you he
yeah he he but he has seen it
I he didn't explicitly say he'd watched
the video I think he might have I'm not
sure but he he pulled up YouTube and he
showed me the thumbnail of the Mega Man
he was like is that you I was like yeah
that's me lamao
um and he and he um
he slammed the door in your face no he
okay so I was I was surprised by that
but I was more surprised by what
happened next because he um he asked uh
you know I was trying to print a
document for him and he asked me like if
I was making any new videos and I told
him
like yeah I'm kind of working on I just
want to do a battle Network follow-up
but I have to play the games first so in
the meantime I thought I was gonna do a
history video about the history of this
podcast I'm on and he was like Oh you
mean the uh the uh the procrastinators I
was like I can't [ __ ] believe you
know
what that is
this is a nightmare
did they how do you learn did he learn
about the Mega Man first and then the
procrastinators
oh this is unrelated I think so I think
he might know that just because I
mentioned the procrastinators in the
Mega Man video I think that might be why
he knows what it which is you do that
right at the beginning right yeah I'm
surprised he would retain that
information unless he was familiar with
it but I mean yeah yeah this is probably
where he learned it from
but like
I don't know terrible just just terrible
I don't know this guy this is a total
stranger I've been living with him for
six months he knows my YouTube channel
he knows about my podcast he's at the
door right now listening I'm gonna I'm
gonna die I'm going I'm not gonna make
it this is it some toast
it's over
do you think well I mean what was the
what was the body language expression
was he excited by this Revelation that
he was living with a YouTuber oh he was
ecstatic no I mean he was he was just
surprised he was just kind of like wow I
can't believe I've seen your videos and
I was like yeah I can't believe you've
seen that either oh he asked me he asked
me if I made one about Kingdom Hearts
and I was like no that was my brother
lamal
okay
and he had he had seen um he had seen
the Animorphs one but not the um oh no
he was because he'd seen the other
lecture so he knew about the
procrastinators because he'd seen at
least some of the other elections he's
seen the kingdom hearts one and he'd
seen
not the Guilty Gear one but he'd seen
the the anamorphs one
how [ __ ] up how [ __ ] up
I mean
it's it's not that [ __ ] up I mean
people no you should know shut up no
shut up it's
so [ __ ] up there you put those
lectures out to be seen by thousands and
thousands of people no I didn't know
I didn't I didn't ask for this
do you think he's gonna listen to the
podcast now do you think you think he
knows no or is he just not gonna be that
interested
I I sincerely I mean that's a big leap
that that's a big leap from I've seen a
couple of the posts you made on YouTube
too I'm going to become a regular
listener of your podcast I I would I
would sincerely doubt it unless
he has like a morbid curiosity they
might have more of a curious I wonder if
I wonder if that bad guy she's like [ __ ]
talk to me on the podcast that he does
Sam go to hell don't listen to this I
hate you you shouldn't be hearing this
right now this is a betrayal
um that guy's fine he's my he's my he's
the I would say of the current crop of
Roommates that he's the only one
he's pretty much the only one that has
not annoyed me at all
none of my roommates are that bad or
even particularly bad at all but you
know
once in a while I'll have a little
annoyance with one of them
this is this is the the least he's the
least annoying of a mostly not very
annoying group so until now until now
yeah
of watching your YouTube videos that you
post publicly yeah that's terrible
I really I really resent that
um anyway that was a nightmare
yeah I know I can imagine it's like it's
over but like if somebody if somebody
knew it's like the same feeling
I get when I remember that my mom
follows my Twitter and I'm like oh oh
does she follow big girl squish no she
has no idea okay that's that's a lot of
the reason why I don't do that stuff on
my main I see I see
even though I do Post like weird stuff
on my main so it's still
I guess she reads it but she doesn't use
Twitter yeah just every so often yeah
but still it's like oh God I know that's
who I really am but I don't want you to
know about it
um yeah
um I remember
um
I remember like Nate said that like a
kid
at like his school like knew about
uh best guy ever he got recognized by
like a kid in a class with him or
something
and one time uh I remember when I was
living in Georgia
at a party there was a guy who like came
over to my house and he was just a
friend of a friend who didn't had never
met me and he was like are you that
sonichu guy I was like yeah that's me
uh and now it's it's happened again and
he's my [ __ ] roommate and he lives in
my house
terrible wait what was the thing with
the Nate in the classroom I just I I
feel like I remember that Nate said that
he
was going to like a college class and a
kid in in the class with him like
recognized him as best guy ever
ah says hmm
I wonder when that would have been I
don't remember Nate talking about going
to a college thing
what I think he was
still doing
or he or he was like doing like Finn he
was like finishing school oh that's
right he's like some sort of school
thing and yeah yeah
he had to like complete his degree yeah
yeah yeah that was must have been like
five would have been like five years ago
I think five four or five years ago
maybe more
crazy yeah
um so
in a very strange
very very strange oh [ __ ] speaking of
hang on I need to check a number but I
think this year
is my my 10-year anniversary of having
posted videos on the internet
uh-oh
as give and take as like the pony yeah
yeah as the pony this December 10-year
anniversary of my first give and take
analysis video that's what it is
so it'll be 10 years in December
wait
since I first made my analysis
assemblage in [ __ ] I guess 2013
hang on hang on wasn't the first t-bap
in like 2014
uh I don't I mean there was My Little
Pony season three and then season four
and you started on season four maybe
you're thinking of that
but it would have been yeah I think I my
first video was like December 13th
so it's right at the end I thought it
was nine years ago
wait wait okay wait oh no it was the end
of 2013. yeah so yeah the first the the
first t-bap would was yeah December 9th
2013. which means it's coming up on on
the 10-year anniversary of the Horseshoe
crew
Jesus [ __ ] because that wasn't that
much longer yeah yeah you're right it
would have been sometimes in the next
year
oh my god well
perfect time for a PCP uh retrospective
by yours truling
are you doing that are you doing like a
lecture about that people have been
saying you should do that oh have I have
I not mentioned it on the yeah I I said
it in my patreon podcast I yeah I think
I'm probably gonna do a lecture about
the history of the PCP
yeah I think that's the thing you're
gonna try and keep it like bile free
spite free yeah
okay I'm not gonna
you know
historical it's impossible you know I
can't I can't say it's impossible to to
do anything completely bias free but
like yeah my goal will be to recount the
history more or less factually
you know I might
might let an opinion slip in here and
there but uh yeah no the go the goal
will be to like if you don't know what
the PCP is here's here's what it was and
what it is now and the story of how it
happened and you know it's it's it's
meant to be genuinely educational for
someone who
because I mean a lot of people that have
started following
there are a lot of people who have
started listening to the PCP believe it
or not like postponing and then like
post radcon uh there's people who still
find it through like the Mega Man
lecture for instance
um yeah that's
and those people need to be brought up
to speed
they need to be brought to Justice
they need to be stopped at any cost yeah
uh
so
yeah I think that's what I'm gonna do
uh
as soon as this freaking comic is done
as soon as it's freaking periodical is
published
uh yeah that'll be my next it'll be my
next priority after the perfect comic
party is I have got to
yeah uh I mean I want to get us ahead on
Clarissa chapter five just because yeah
probably a little longer
well I I want to be I want to give
myself plenty of room
to like [ __ ] up a bit so that when it's
next month we're not pushing it back
yeah um
but yeah I haven't done any of the other
things like the the contents page or
whatever
um I would you know I'm I'm working on
my pages so I mean if you if you've got
time and you want to you know uh do some
like layout stuff on some of those pages
you know it would be uh helpful
but uh you know I'm gonna I'm Gonna Keep
getting my stuff done and uh and then
you know we'll see what what has yet to
be finished when when I'm through with
that
uh uh
we need um I don't know I don't know if
you want to do anything fancy for like
page layout we could we can always yeah
we can we can always get fancier later
we can I'm notoriously bad at choosing
fonts I hate typefaces
I mean I like them but there's all
there's too many and I never know which
one to pick and so I always end up using
many different ones
and it's just not it's never cohesive
and I'm like uh if only I knew about 7
000 different fonts that I could choose
from but I only know these ones we
should use the defaults well since we're
since this is a comic publication we
should use a font
designed for Comics The Garfield font
I was gonna say Comic Sans uh
what's this is the anime Ace that comes
with like
clip Studio yeah I mean listen I think
I think that for like a letter from the
editor I feel like a pretty like a
pretty normal freaking
career uh honestly Courier no well maybe
maybe bold Courier I mean I was just
gonna
for letters from the editor I was gonna
say like [ __ ] Times New Roman
ah is that boring I mean I'm sorry sorry
that's not quirky enough no but like the
like a normal font with this normal
Ariel's pretty normal Times New Roman
just
it feels although it is a newspaper fun
I guess it would fit
I mean for something like a letter from
the editor I feel like the font should
be more or less invisible
uh shouldn't shouldn't draw attention to
itself no yeah yeah
um
maybe maybe something like uh well hang
on well hang on let me let me let me
we're gonna go font diving yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we're doing
this we're doing it
um
all right what do we got we got Corey
your new Deja Vu uh cracked Johnny oh
yeah that's a winner
uh oh doc Champa
oh what the hell uh ethnocentric
sounds good fighting Spirit I've never
even heard of any of these
um
is a good one
bong shrift not bong shrift Bond like
German b a h yeah
it's pretty good I use that I think for
Clarissa gunsmokebook
honestly
um calibri
look like oh this is pretty normal yeah
yeah something like calibri would be
fine yeah
um I mean you know we can get we can get
a little funky with uh what about Karima
you know Karima
uh you'll you'll know you'll know what
it is if I tell you
oh the [ __ ]
the like Tim Burton kind of looking Wait
no that's the Death Note
is it no Karima is the uh it's the font
it's the prospit endures uh like titles
yeah yeah of course I have that font
block that one's pretty good
we should use Karima
Kareem is a good good meme good meme
yeah Prospect duras who's who I think
I'm durs
I mean yeah you got the color palette
for it I guess yeah I always liked how
prospit is not just the good characters
on in Homestuck like briska is on
prosper
yeah I mean
gamsy as well there's not
there's not really any
like real
doesn't seem to be any real logic to
like who's a prospect dreamer and who's
a dirt streamer I mean with the humans
it kind of is just because it's like oh
the the sweet innocent
idiots and nerds are on Prospect and the
edgy rebellious like we don't give a
[ __ ]
um kids are on duras it might also be
because like they're related like like
Dave and Rosa are siblings sort of so
maybe yeah maybe it's their bloodline
um probably not
yeah they would be together either way
but like yeah I think that's that the
idea of like oh John because we learn
about all these things from the humans
uh John and stuff and they like oh
John's a good boy Jade's a good girl
they're on [ __ ] prospit
um therefore the dark one is the other
ones
true oh yeah but then with the trolls
it's not it's not really like that the
trolls it seems kind of pretty random I
mean I mean uh
I wonder if you could read stuff into it
I don't really know I mean uh I've never
tried vriska is a light player so wait
but Rose is a light player and she's and
she's a dirt streamer so never mind
there's probably some sort of Tumblr
Theory somewhere yeah I'm sure the guy
I'm sure I'm sure a blade kind I wear
who wrote All the uh articles about type
inversion uh probably has a I'm sure I'm
sure durs and prosper dreaming ties into
it somewhere
um python version you mean like Karima
yeah good yeah type inversion inverted
to
um uh Cooper
see all right let's let's all right
Karima that's that's a winner
um
ooh Charlemagne oh yeah Charlemagne STD
and by STD I mean standard
uh oh ethnocentric again why do I keep
seeing that that's uh why'd you have
those I don't know I don't oh I didn't I
didn't I must have downloaded it a pack
or something Sylvan is my favorite like
normal looking font
I don't exactly know what's different it
looks like Times New Roman but it's not
Times New Roman
Franklin Gothic medium uvani oh yeah
font script
feel free to look up all these things
we're saying at home and be like oh yeah
throw up Elias are throw up images of
all these fonts as we the uh wood cut A
Whimsy TT a Waverly verinda go go go
oh hope gold
no well yeah it is a Homestuck looking
I forget where I think I got it from
like a pack of fonts from
What's ichio
um
um okay I mean whatever uh [ __ ]
we don't really need to get that we
don't really need to get that weird with
it uh you know for like letter from the
editor page a patron thank you page but
now I'm thinking of like Prospect and
duras we should have our own Prospect
and duress and you're the dearest I am
the Press pit and that's how we slice
the editor page in half okay sure yeah
but yeah let's just let's let's just do
that for no reason let's just do it what
if there are two things and they had a
line in the middle and they were
different just like that thing that
remember those images with the pony
smiling and then angry on the other side
oh sad I I can be your angle or your
devil yes yeah that's that can only be
done with two people true we should lean
into who is that angle who is the devil
we should lean into the fact that
there's two of us
yeah
that's like our [ __ ] that's like our
thing yeah what's up what's our gimmick
well there's two of them
uh
maybe on the
maybe on the submissions page
biblically accurate give sorry so just
thinking angle and devil biblically
accurate give uh I okay uh I'm thinking
about submissions
and I'm thinking uh how
are we just gonna have people like send
an email
I I want I just I want people to have to
like click a box or something maybe
maybe we'll have a form I think maybe
we'll have like a form that you can fill
out that's like your name the name of
your submission I think I think I took
some notes Here I wrote down some uh ah
crap
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a specific email for it I think there
should be a form and you should have to
include this filled out form with your
submission and it would just be things
like you know you you you agree that
like you know you own all the relevant
copyrights so all the content you're
submitting you know you you grant us
permission to feature your content on
you know digitally and archive it uh and
uh this
let's see is there
um yeah in methods of contacting you uh
just is is the is the work already
published on some other site you know
include links to where it's published if
so is it based is it cringe yeah did you
check check a box check is it a dirt is
it a Dura stream or is it a prospect
Dreamer
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we'll have to come up with their own
names for these stupid things I want
this and
uh
poor I can't think orbus I I porpoise
porpoise like a dolphin yeah I just
think uh you know we should this this
when you submit your thing you should
have to submit it along with a thing
that's like you know acknowledging I
grant you know I I affirm that I am not
stealing this content and it is mine to
submit and I am I the copyright holder
am granting you permission to feature it
in the thing and uh you know it's not
it's my fault if this turns out to be
stolen it's not your fault
I I assume all liabilities therein uh
you know
uh so we'll probably just have like
a link to a page on the website that has
the form and it's like download the form
fill it out send us an email with the
form attached
include a certain something in the
subject line that's like perfect comic
party submission
name of submission and that's and
that'll be how you submit I feel like
that's probably the easiest way to do it
um sure
it's a like a Google forms thing oh they
can like automate that instead of having
them download an image you know yeah
there probably is like cheesy uses
Google forms to like do pre-orders yeah
I think that would be yeah make it a lot
easier for the for everyone
yeah I've never I've never used that but
you're right that probably would be
easier
that's probably easier okay well maybe
we'll do it maybe we'll do it like that
um but you know we'll have a page being
like submit your comment maybe we'll
feature it in the next issue
um and that's pretty and that's pretty
much it and then maybe in the second
issue onward we will have another page
for like you know reader response
where like readers can like write us a
letter or something or write us an email
or maybe even just like add us on
Twitter or something and we'll we
respond to those
feature a little q a page or something
uh and that'll be but that's we don't
have those for the first one
uh oh and like a link to like on the
thank you page be like you know support
us on Kofi or patreon and get your name
featured
yeah yeah what if what if all the
submissions are bad
what if I ever think so what if
everything sucks
then wait we put a right man coming in
his place
um yeah
okay okay yeah if there's no we're not
like guaranteeing people beyond the
comic we are just sort of like
we are Publishers now
yeah you must be good enough or we will
Smite you down yeah but that's not like
a nice thing to say so we'll see no no
no no no we this is good this is good we
should include that as a clause in the
form like check the box so you will be
smote if your stuff is not it's not good
uh you know
I like the idea of encouraging people to
draw if they haven't tried to draw like
a comic before and they just want to
start and that's like a good thing to
like a good reason to try yeah
um but yeah the I don't know there will
be
there will be possibility of Destruction
that comes with it I I you know
I don't I don't require that everything
be
like drawn by a you know a professional
draftsman I don't I don't require like
everything be executed at the highest
level no but I'd only feature something
if I thought it was good and had some
quality to it some kind of hook to it
something to latch on to be like oh this
is a good comic it has such and such
going for it and if the and if the
submissions don't meet a certain level
of that then uh we just won't feature
any stuff and it'll just be you and me
yeah
yeah and that's okay we can have a thing
as well if we disagree on a submission
you don't like it I do or the other way
around uh we can have it as like a give
pick or a bin pick
sure so so that the other is not
um not a lot yeah not liable not no no
blame okay it's like give endorses this
this comic Ben to withholds his
endorsements
um well I think well I think we should
I'm thinking maybe like maybe like once
a month
like after if we get if we get into like
a monthly release schedule maybe once a
month like the PCP of that week is like
it's the perfect comic party episode of
the procrastinators podcast where we
talk about the content so wait PCP
episode something PCP episode one
that's right
correct it's it's nice it's the PCP
it's the PCP
PCP the PCP perfect comic party Pro it's
the perfect comic party procrastinators
podcast
one
so PCP PCP PCP CP it's it's it's PC
it'll be PCP
356 PCP one
perfect procrast News podcast episode
356 perfect comic party episode one and
that'll be the subject line
and and like Cowboys or something you
know yeah
um
I I like the idea of it being like
episode one of a different podcast
called the pcpp CP
I don't know why that's so hard to say
I'm expecting it to be like pc pc PCP
but it's not PCP PCB PCP PCP PCP episode
one and and then in small writing like
procrastinators podcast episode number
just so just so people know the number
like
it's a different show it's exactly the
same show and it looks like this is the
same show but it's about a comic
right I mean the whole naming convention
is [ __ ] it's funny I mean it's still a
podcast it's just on this episode of the
podcast we will be discussing the comic
the the cut the comic that's that's my
idea
um and then I thought I don't know if we
if we feature certain artists maybe we
we might have some of them as guests and
like talk about their submissions maybe
I don't know
uh if they're if there'll be more of a
themed episode
yeah and that's good yeah yeah yeah
um
well but but but but you know good good
Comics only please good Comics only okay
this is
an amateur hour all right this is
serious business
you the the viewer listener will do not
know what good Comics means so just
submit anyway and then you know find out
[ __ ] around and find out yeah please
yeah please that's the that's how you do
life you'll know you'll you'll know
you will find out yeah that's good uh
yeah you're encouraged to [ __ ] around
um okay well I
I don't know if I can get all of these
capades done this week but maybe and
probably by next week I feel like I can
crank out another
12 Pages 12 pages I mean I mean like you
said I guess
it's not that hard to draw it's it's
mostly um
yeah
just thinking about stuff
it's [ __ ] around with the layouts
and uh just like getting it on to like a
page because I'm still kind of figuring
out like how to arrange it in page
format
I kind of missed the gifts I actually
really missed the animated gifs uh
there's like a bunch of panels so far
that I'm like I wish I could just
animate this
hmm do you think you would make it gif
version for your website
yeah yeah some parts some parts I might
go back and gifify them do you think all
right here's a a suggestion because I
know how it feels to have to go back to
something and you never get around to it
do you think it would be better to make
the GIF version
while you're making it so that you're
you know the idea of how the motion goes
then exists and can be put on your site
whenever and then you just take a still
from it to put in the the perfect comic
party because
when I feel like oh yeah I'll do that
later for lots of things but definitely
with comics and stories writing law and
stuff and like yeah Alex I'll elaborate
on that later or I'll do that later and
then I come back to it I'm like I don't
really remember what I was thinking yeah
oh no I can't make it now it's gone you
know maybe you're right but I kind of
thought of that and I thought yeah I
sort of wish I could animate it but like
if I just have to accept well I can't
so I'll just do it in a static image and
just just make it the best static image
I can
and
this part of me is like I'll come back I
should come back and animate this later
but on the other maybe I should just
resist that urge and just accept that
like you know what this this is a comic
of static images now
so I'll just draw it as static images
and I can I can tell myself oh I'll come
back and animate it later as cope but
it's maybe it's better to just accept
that like
this this is the form it's in now but
the the gifts were good they were they
were good
some of them were good
yeah
I know but like
is it worth is it worth
the stress of having to be like
keep it in my head I must come back to
this and I must well that's why I'm
suggesting yeah like take a little
longer with it and then maybe make less
pages but then get the gifts ready
there are
I think people would appreciate the
gifts if and and would be happy if you
took the time to make them
I mean I I would I mean
uh
I don't know because it's like the
people that are the people that read it
in the perfect comic party are not gonna
then need to go to my website and read
it on my website where they'll see the
gifts they'll have already read it
so who is it for
um well it's
I mean okay here here's how it is right
bail jape has gifts yeah if I make a
physical print version of Bill Jade
which I probably will do some point
um well it's I'll definitely do it at
some point because like now I can put it
on Amazon there's no hassle but
um
it's going to be static I'm going to
have to ungifify all these things yeah
and so the reading experience is going
to be different reading it physically
than it is on the internet
uh for so
there will be a reason to go to your
website even though they have the
perfect comic party because it's a
different experience it's it's an it's
an additional layer to the images that
they can't get on the PDF I
I I get what you're saying
I just that it's I get that
are you
okay what's your angle here is your
angle that the comic is just better with
gifts because I don't disagree I like
the gifts
uh I I mean I think that
uh for the for the fact that it needs to
be
a you know a singular document and you
can't put gifs into a PDF
then it's just like a an unfortunate
reality if you could put gifts in a PDF
I would say make gifts and put them in
the PDF yeah
um you can't print a gif obviously
and those are like limitations I don't
think the biscuit page needs to now be
limited because of one publication when
the original you know as you were making
it is so cool with the gifts I don't
think it needs to I don't think you need
to like
to alter it permanently I don't know
that's what I'm saying
I don't know I I kind of think that like
if I'm if I'm publishing bescapades in
the perfect comic party as a PDF I
should make it for that
format
I kind of feel like yeah some of these
images might look nice with a little bit
of animation
but
sort of feels like
it's putting effort in some place that
there's like little return
I can appreciate that I can I can
appreciate
that like
it's more work but like
I don't know
a lot of things are a lot of work
Phantom's Revenge was a huge amount of
work and that's really cool
yes but you can't put that but you can't
put that video game in the book I know
but it wasn't made well I I tried to
translate it as best as I could to the
book but it wasn't made for a book it
was made as a game but if beescapades is
made for a PDF
then it's made for a PDF and and
maybe and I and I feel like the thing to
do is to be like well this is now a
comic of static images I'll make it out
of static images I and and if I'm doing
if I were to do the thing where I okay
I'll make static images for the thing
but then I'll make I'll gifify them for
the website it's like I'm making two
different Comics I mean that's not
entirely true
I just feel like why re why make it
twice
uh if I can just make it once and put it
in one place so people can just read it
there
I'm otherwise I'm like splitting the
audience
yeah sort of I don't think yeah that was
the thing I don't think you're splitting
the audience because people who read it
in static form will be encouraged to go
to your site to see it animated here's
I I I I I think most people are only
going to want to read it once I don't
think most people
who are going to read it on the thing
are going to be like oh let me go see
how it looks animated I think they're
gonna read it once and and so I feel
like it should just it should be in one
one place
uh so in other words like go here this
is where to read it
I don't know
um it's uh
I mean commenters let me know what you
think
there are yeah there are there there's a
there's a there's a one particular
there's one or two okay in the old
chapters of these capades uh seeing the
like the the shopkeepers behind their
desk with a little like bobbling
animation I thought that was nice I
thought that was cute
uh there's there's a couple of scenes in
the new ones where things are like
sparkling
and a little like and a little like
shimmering sparkling animation I think
would have added a lot to it
but
live it can I mean it it's it it doesn't
like ruin it that it doesn't have those
things
and uh I guess it doesn't ruin it but I
still I'm gonna I'm gonna Champion
gififying or or making gifts first and
then static making you know making a
taking a screenshot whatever single
frame because um but yeah I mean you
know my opinion now yeah I mean yeah
when you talk about like there's one
place to go to see the thing I was
always thinking about my comic in terms
of like it it can like it'll be on my
website for free
so therefore there's no reason it can't
be on every comic hosting site there is
I just haven't gone around to all that
but um the idea is to get as many
eyeballs in many different places as
possible to read it wherever they are so
that then I can funnel them towards
maybe being interested in buying the
volume or you know following my social
media so they can keep track of new ones
and so it's like I think I see what
you're getting at large large web and
then all thought coming towards me so
that then I can say hey did you like
that comic you read on all those
different websites or like one of many
different websites
you can buy it now and then more
customers potentially you're saying
that even if I even if it's in the PCP
in a non-gif form if I have it in GIF
form on my website
some people might check it out on my
website as well and that's a way to
funnel an audience from
to my other stuff because they'll be on
the website I mean that's that
that's true that's it's not it's not
it's not about like as well it's like
some people will only find it from your
website because they'll go to your
website from watching a YouTube video
and they won't go to the PCP potentially
and they won't find the perfect comic
party like there's there's no reason for
it to be all over the place if it's
online for free anyway I
I don't think a substantial amount of
people are going to discover biscopades
through my website I just I just don't
think that's going to happen
oh how do people discover your website
like through they say that they find my
website through my Twitter or my YouTube
channel
nobody finds me through my website
no no what I mean is
uh they'll follow they'll see a Mega Man
likes you they'll see you do stuff
they'll go to your website
instead of going to the podcast
so if
I mean if you're gonna post it on your
website anyway in non-gift form that
would be fine I guess I just like the
gifts
you know
I think
maybe if I you know maybe if I just
Reign it in a little bit and just do
very specific
gifts
for very very particular scenes
just just in moments when I think it's
like most appropriate just it would just
take just one every here and there
uh
I mean when I used to post it on Twitter
there was the limitation that I couldn't
I would normally post it in like four
image
sets because a Twitter lets you post
four Images at a time but I couldn't
post four gifs at a time if I had a gif
I could only post one GIF at a time so
it was kind of limited in that way so
already like most of the images were not
gifts most of them were pngs
um
there's I'm thinking of one or two
panels that I'm like that that could be
that could be a gift uh so yeah I don't
know maybe
I just um
you know I really like
to not
create work for myself
true nah I'm I'm only saying I'm only uh
sort of pressuring you is because you
seem like you like the gifts you wanted
to keep them I do like them
I think it was a little bit
I I I think that I mean it was kind of
part of the format of Beast capades the
first time is like it's sort of made to
be that I can like simply like make
these somewhat simple assets and put
them together into an image and and
animate them lightly
and that was kind of like the mission
statement of Beast capaze although I
don't know it's not like key to the
story or anything it was just a format
thing uh you know if the Beast capades
is
on the in a PDF form then you know it
just has to it has to lose that aspect
and that's mostly okay
uh yeah there's trade-offs there's
trade-offs that come with it and those
trade-offs could be
mitigated with extra effort of making of
gififying them for my website
I mean there's some audio elements to it
that
are gonna have to be on the website and
will not be able to be heard in PDF form
obviously
um
um so like the jungle beats like the
jungle beats I mean I'm talking about
the song of longing you remember the
song of longing
I actually haven't reread biscuit pays
in a while well there's um
there's a song that he attempts to sing
and he fails
but it's cute yeah uh so that'll that'll
come back at some point uh so yeah
that's that's that's that's not gonna be
that's not PDF friendly
um you know our art
is so hard and it's impossible actually
I might as well not do anything simply
can't you simply you simply can never
fully uh actualize any artistic Vision
you will ever have in your entire life
you will your entire life will be led uh
giving into a series of trade-offs and
compromises
um true true true negotiating
how much of this is is reasonable to
actually do and is it still worth doing
if that's all I can make happen and you
just gotta and you just gotta make those
choices you make those hard choices
sometimes
uh and that's what I'm freaking doing
uh life's hard
I feel real busy these days I'm drawing
and I'm and I'm streaming and like I'm
lifting and like every [ __ ] day I've
got [ __ ] to do that's good though
yeah it is better than having nothing
going on but
I kind of sometimes I wish
I just want to sleep just want to stay
in bed all day
you're allowed days like that but it is
good to be busy with stuff because then
uh I don't know the Mind likes to be
occupied yeah it's true
it's true but then I'm always like
every day you have like days I could be
doing one thing do you have the days off
I I purposefully do not work on a
weekend
I do not allow myself to do work on a
weekend and that's very that's allowed
me to be like pretty fine with with all
the amount of stuff I do I mean I mean
lit lifting is not like an all-day
activity so I mean
the well
I mean I don't really have any days I
don't have designated days off I have
days where I have no
particular responsibility and those are
just the days that I'm supposed to draw
on
uh
I I don't have designated
I don't have designated we've talked
about this before you give yourself
designated days off I
just
feed
feel like I should be drawing whenever I
have anything else that I shouldn't that
I don't have to do I know but that
that's entirely the problem because it's
not designated you could feel that
stress at all times
you're maximizing stress potential it's
no it's not it's obviously
bad for for for Burnout and stuff
oh God
um yeah you should have you should have
a day and just say that's my self-care
day and I'm just gonna do whatever I
want
but no work I guess because you might
want to work
should resist the urge
genuinely
do you find that resisting the urge to
work on your day off increases your
motivation to get your work done on your
days on
well I think
now that I'm into the in the
I'm used to it so it's like it's not
even a question it's not like I wanted
work but like early on it was like ah
but I could get work done uh you know I
feel that stress that anxiety about like
I'm supposed to be enjoying myself and
relaxing but like this is a whole day I
could be doing something and that sort
of goes away after a while after a
routine is set
um I mean I mean it does I as to answer
your question it does help I mean I
definitely I definitely waste days I'm I
don't work every day there are
definitely days that I don't do any work
but they're not days that are designated
to not work they're days when I think I
could work today and maybe I will but
then I just never do it that's yeah I
think that having a day where you're not
allowed to work goes a long way to
making
waking up on a Monday and being like all
right let's get some stuff done that
that that's so much easier for me now
than it used to be
even though sometimes I still just have
like a I can't [ __ ] think of anything
and it's just doesn't nothing nothing
happens it's still easier to wake up and
be like all right let's have some
breakfast let's get a coffee let's go
let's do something I get a little bit
done even if it's not a lot it's it's
always like possible to for that to
happen well I mean
um
I I don't I mean okay I guess uh I guess
it'd be like
I mean I guess my Saturdays I don't
really have I mean I lift on Saturdays
but other than that I don't like do
anything
uh there's nothing like I don't know
I I have I have no particular thing that
I like want to be doing on my day off
uh
other than just like [ __ ] around
just just waste time
[ __ ] around play a video game play yeah
that I mean that's the thing like you
can have
if you get like obsessed with a game
like noita if you have your designated
no work day you'll be like well I know
what to do today I want to play that
game so I'm going to play the game all
day
um and so it's like easier to like slot
that activity into that time slot and
then the work into the work times less
so that you're not thinking about doing
two things
for the rest of the week I've been um
I've been playing rain world have you
played rain world
is that the one where you're like a
little liquefied rabbit
a slug cat yeah yeah yeah
I haven't played it but I've seen
Eclipse looks it's very tough I think
yeah it's pretty tough
and it's very like it doesn't tell you
what you need to do you have to like
figure out stuff through experimentation
and the world is very much like kind of
doing its own thing regardless of what
you do like there's an ecosystem of all
these creatures and the creatures just
go around hunting on their own and some
of them will hunt you and some of them
will ignore you and just hunt each other
and stuff
uh I'm about like three or four hours
into it now and I feel like that's not
long enough to have really like figured
it out
um
I'm getting a little bored of it uh
everyone tells me it's really good and
really deep and stuff
and I feel like maybe I'm just bad but
I'm starting to get bored because
I every every time just like wake up go
out
hunt around
oh there are animals avoid them eat food
maybe I'll maybe I'll get killed and
then it's like okay well I didn't make
any progress maybe I'll find a door that
I can get through and then it's like
okay here's a here's another ruined area
oh okay I'll find a new place to sleep
oh that now that's my Nest now okay cool
and then repeat and
I don't know I have I have yet to feel
I've I've found new areas I have yet to
feel like I've made any significant
progress of any kind other than moving
to different places and that's not a
good feeling and I don't like it and I
get that the game is like not holding my
hand
but I
I I'm I'm really I'm really hungry I'm
really needing the game to give me some
glimmer of like what am I doing here
what's the point I get that I'm hunting
my buddy or my brother or whatever he is
uh uh
feels like
no progress has been made
and I don't like that uh I'm not like
lame world I'm getting a little fed up I
I want I don't want to write it off I
want to keep giving it a chance because
I really like a lot of stuff about it
it's just not giving me anything uh uh
but maybe I need to keep at it a little
longer
I think I feel like
Tayo is always in my stream asking me
how's you played rain world you're
playing rain World he's gonna be so mad
he's gonna be so mad the next that I
said this
um
I'm not I'm not gonna give up
not gonna give up
you're not gonna give up just like I did
with inscription
ah it's so good you were you were
getting there there's there's Secrets
the secret scam you don't even know they
don't understand are they bail full then
um so yeah some of them are a little bit
yeah some are a little bit baleful
um
are they bailed shape
they are not
I'm sorry no uh yeah it should have been
um
I tried to play Noida the other day and
then I realized I have a save file going
where I have like an all-powerful god
build made I have a wand that
simultaneously teleports me and for one
frame creates a giant black hole where I
teleport to and then deletes the black
hole before it can do anything so the
wand like rapid fire machine gun shoots
out teleport spells that travel
instantaneously
create a black and so they it deletes
any matter that's in front of me so I
can just travel in a straight line
through anything through like a mountain
just dig right through it and like like
it's not even there
uh it's pretty funny wow it's pretty
cool but uh you know I'm at that point
and I'm like well I pretty much built
the ultimate wands uh I could just go
win the game I guess but
but it'd be such a shame to end the save
file when I'm so powerful
so I like booted the game up and then I
remembered oh wait I have like a god
mode run going uh never mind game's
boring game sucks don't want to play it
played rain World instead was like ah
cool game but what am I doing here
exactly gave up on it stop playing it uh
you know there's just nothing good in
the world on on Earth yeah video games
are the worst thing that anyone ever
thought of what if you went outside that
don't even get me started I'm going
outside you think video games are bad
don't even freaking talk about that oh
Jesus
there's so much to be found in nature
there are birds and rocks who cares who
cares genuine genuinely who cares um
gives a [ __ ] me
stupid annoying I like the nature I like
seeing the Sunshine dance upon the
leaves I'm shaking my head insane in
shame and bemused and confusion I
we're just not gonna we're just not
gonna agree on this one We're not gonna
make it
we're in GMI uh
no I hate outside
there's covet out there
there is covet out there
I'm surprised I haven't gotten covet
again well actually I'm not that
surprised the only place I would get it
would be on the bus
uh but I have gotten it so that's pretty
good I thought I was getting sick the
other day but I I was fine didn't didn't
come down with anything I
um I'm expecting a sickness people will
coffin my dad was coughing and he's like
oh yeah there's this thing going around
and I hadn't gotten anything yet so I'm
like [ __ ] I'm I'm the last one who's
gonna get it
I hope it's not covered yeah probably
not nobody's having a problem
yeah
uh cases are really cases are quite low
in my area right now so I've seen like
I'm pretty unlikely to get it
soon
uh even in the worst case scenario
so that's nice I guess
um well Ben if you don't like video
games if you don't like the outside what
about anime
what about it uh
uh what do you you want to watch some
no ow
why do you is there one in particular
your no well I I am somebody asked me
I think it was Prince isolation on my
stream asked me what my favorite anime
was and it seemed like just a genuine
question
uh yeah and I'm like I I couldn't answer
immediately so I went today
I tried to figure out all the animes
that I've seen
uh all of or most of which is not that
many
and I put them in a tournament bracket
and I tried to figure out who is the
best of my favorites his animes which is
my favorite anime here's an image of the
tournament yeah I was gonna say show me
a month okay
so what's your thoughts on these these
choices
uh there's a there's a bunch here I
haven't seen
I have not seen monster I have seen a
little bit of Inferno cop I've never
seen onagai teacher never seen
revolutionary girl latina never seen
bleach
never never even heard of wait kenpoo
denki berserk what is that is that like
that's the berserk from the 90s it means
like the uh the the you know the Golden
Age Arc or whatever
because the the the more recent one is
just called berserk and it's the one
that sucks
I have not seen oh the 3D one yeah 3D
one I guess there's another one as well
I don't know what that's called
never seen hands off isakan ever seen
sangatsu no lion
is so good you would like it because the
guy is uh he's got glasses and he's sad
that's all I need that's all I need uh
never see I've seen some of the malachar
of hierarchy Suzumiya
I've never seen gundamor in the pocket
pocket I've seen all of
um I've seen all of uh the rest I think
you've seen space run away idion
there's a few in the second round that
weren't in the first round oh Death Note
space star runawayon
gorilla gone and Lucky Star
no I've never seen space runaway idiom
I think I've seen all the all the rest
um
so
did you so am I reading this right did
you say that sangatsu no lion is your
favorite anime uh no berserk is my
favorite sangatsu is very good and it's
second place
and then in the bronze the third third
best is caricano the the romance one
karikano is really good and it's so
doesn't it just end like it doesn't have
an ending right yeah it just sort of
ends I think the manga
goes on a bit longer but it's sort of
also just ends I can't remember if I
read all of it have you you have not
seen um Samurai Champloo no that's one
of those ones I kept hearing about and I
just never go around you I think it's
better than Cowboy Bebop if I'm if I'm
honest if I'm honest if I honest with
myself
I like it more
um
I mean yeah these are
pretty good
picks I guess uh uh uh uh I
I don't know
I don't really have uh
don't really have okay you thought you
thought Cowboy Bebop was better than
kill a kill no I guess I'd agree with
that it's it's cool
Bebop was better than die Buster
I I know you know you know
I love die Buster I'm a little bit of a
Cowboy Bebop hater like I don't like it
as much as everyone else does like I
just think it's kind of good I you know
it's hard on reflection there's so much
about Cowboy Bebop that I like that is
mostly Vibes rather than like oh this
episode so there are a few episodes
they're just sort of like I don't I
don't really I don't really Vibe with it
I don't really love the vines I know I I
I I feel like it's heresy but I don't
know it's it's Cowboys in space it's
it's exactly those vibes combined in a
very good that's great
though the kind of like
Jazzy Noir Vibe is just not my it's not
super my cup of tea I don't know I think
the I like this I like shampoo it's Vibe
a lot better uh
where is um
where's gunbuster on here oh gunbusters
gun Buster lost to one piece which is
you [ __ ] idiot you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
you God waiting for you to find that one
one piece beat Death Note what's wrong
with you because I just I like on
reflection all of the like one piece has
got a good anime actually it's actually
very good it doesn't it's it's good in
places it's good in part so yes oh I
think Destiny really falls off after
Elle's death and it's just sort of like
yeah it does
okay but the first half of Death Note is
like I don't know I mean it's a good
anime it's it's
obviously the manga is better as it
almost always is yes if this was a manga
thing it'll be different it would be
different very different although I
don't know one piece might
Suncast in the line also has a manga and
it's also very good
die Buster and gunbuster for me would
make it like all the way at least to the
semi-finals uh uh for these wait a
[ __ ] second do you think Trigun is
better than fully Cooley Oh no you're
[ __ ] cracked you're [ __ ] cracked
in the Coconut all right I I had I
thought about it and I'm like
folliculi is pretty cool it's not like I
didn't like anything I think I like
basically everything except like Pokemon
and a lot of bleach and Naruto are lame
um yeah but like fully [ __ ] is great
Trigon is it edged it out I don't know
what to say why I couldn't think of like
a smart reason
you
you just don't know I don't know just
like oh my God is it just because
there's more of it no no no that's not I
haven't even finished try again
I just really like the the aesthetic
I get that I do like the aesthetic of
Trigun I'm with you on that trigon's a
[ __ ] mess like the original Trigun
show like it's a total it's a total mess
yeah I I it's it's it's all aesthetic
and I I don't know honestly Trigun
Trigun does have a good aesthetic I I
strongly agree but so does fully cooly
it's so just fully cooly it's hard I
think I think the thing about fuli
[ __ ] was just that I was completely
confused and I need to re-watch it I
need to re-watch it and then I'll I'll
put a higher up
yeah I mean sure true true I watched it
and I was like huh oh it's over wait a
minute you think Neon Genesis Evangelion
is better than bleach what the [ __ ]
they don't even have a single giant
sword in me and Genesis Eva and Gillian
they do they have like a like a they
just have a big Lance yeah it's a
basically a sword it's basically a bank
you know it's in that's incorrect it's
not it's not accurate what if Shinji was
a shin shigami
oh my God what do you what would I don't
know what I would do in that scenario I
just I just I've been I've been like
getting further and further for my
microphone I'm sorry if my voice has
been getting quieter and quieter well
you're screaming you're screaming about
anime and it's it's I've just been
leaning yeah I I I I gotta say I do now
that you say I do strongly disagree with
a few a few of these matchups I really
don't know
what is going on with you dog
well that's the reason I brought it into
the show viewers at home please seize
and cope and rage against me
also um
I do like I like the caricano Beats
Melancholy of her he's using me agree
agree with that yeah I agree with that
one where is I was I was annoyed that
utna went up against Korean Magan
immediately because I really like guten
air and it's stopped to the first round
you you think you think Eva you've Eva
beats Gurren Logan for me girl and Logan
beats Ava no question
I understand I understand why someone
would like Eva better it's a different
sort of feeling
um obviously Ava is very dark shinji's a
little [ __ ] little [ __ ] boy and he's
yeah life sucks
um
and I think oh you know what I was going
through my head as I was doing this I
was like I clearly have a preference
um for four by three like drawn on Cell
animated shows
things that are like HD digitized stuff
I tend to not like the look of them so
much which is why sangatsuna line
getting all the way to the finals is
quite good
I really like that I I I I understand
that aesthetic preference I I really do
um
the
the I mean okay
I tried to re-watch girl like not too
long ago it's not like I it's not like I
don't understand what there is to like
about these shows even the ones that I
don't think should have made it so far
uh I mean you know pretty good you know
what I like you know what I like about
this list is that there's not too many
items on it it's comprehensible if you'd
seen like 40 anime this list would be a
nightmare oh yeah well I would have
multiple different images I suppose
it'll be like brackets it'll just be
like you know what's funny I realized I
had not seen a single Dragon Ball you
know anime I've only read the Manga
maybe I should make a uh a tier a thing
like this because I haven't seen that
many anime yeah I would love more love
I've probably seen more than you but not
by like that much I'd love to see you do
a tournament bracket anime thing how did
you how did you make a list of events at
Google's tournament bracket generator
and this website came up but it was
really annoying because it asked me to
sign up so that I can start the
tournament
um I've used this website before this
this tournament remember it not being
quite as annoying the last time I used
it but yeah you have to sign up now um I
can't remember what website it was on
and I closed the tab but how did you
come up with your anime list did you
just think of them off at the top of
your head I thought of the ones I could
think of and then I went to my anime
list and I scrolled down the the top
most popular animes and I was like every
so often I'd be like oh how did I forget
Space Dandy got to put that on there
things like that yeah I haven't really
seen any like super obscure stuff other
than like garzi's Wing you didn't put
garzi's wing on here I don't think I
actually watched the whole thing you
didn't put you didn't put Mad Bull on
here oh Madball yeah we watched that how
much we did we watch all of it we I we
watched a couple episodes I don't know
how much of it there actually is Madball
madballs should be on this if it's like
an overview
which plebe and weave episode what what
Cleveland weave show did you watch
I watched the kale movie and this this
doesn't include animated uh anime movies
it's just ovas and yeah serialized TV
yeah one one of the ones that I would
have to put on my list would be I think
it was called planetarium the show that
I watched for that oh I guess that I
guess that's a good time to mention that
I have I have made the plebenweed
Blu-rays I'm no longer selling them
they're free now they're on my website
the files are downloadable
samecomics.com
store.html the ISO file is just up for
download and if you have a burner you
can download it and you can uh burn your
own plebenweed Blu-rays if you if the
the power to the people uh they're
democratized now LOL uh okay yes uh
there are four episodes of Mad Bowl
and I think we might have watched the
whole thing so I should have put my book
I've forgot my Apple that Maple was
great
that ball was pretty good it was pretty
it was it was a very know if I would
think I don't know if I would have liked
it as much if we didn't watch it in a
big room with people yelling and getting
drunk
and getting drunk
yeah definitely um it definitely
benefited from that
but I think it's I mean we were all like
cynical at the beginning like ah this is
is this like a really cheap [ __ ] thing
and then and it it kind of was it kind
of it was it's pulpy it's like really
like pulpey itself I would maybe maybe
say exploitative exploitative and like
um
we we really came to like it because it
was insane but then it became self-aware
about how insane it was and it just kept
it and it was like oh now it's now it's
now we can like it normally
and we're not laughing at it we're
laughing with it now that that now that
they have shown that they understand
that this is like
you know it it is silly but like it
insane and cool and mad Bull himself
is like the coolest guy
he's so cool
he loves the ladies
just like me isn't it like it's like
he's an American and then the the little
guy is like a Japanese is he something
wait does the show take place in like
New York
yeah yeah he's I think it's in New York
and his the main character is like a
Japanese officer that's on like [ __ ]
Exchange program or something yeah see
to see how the real cops do it an NYPD
a cab includes Mad Bull but you know
what I still support him
he's he is a basket he's a lovable
bastard you know he's just you love to
hate him uh what was it what was this
website you used to make this tournament
um
so big Jesus tournament
bracket generator yeah
all right cool
well I won't I I won't make it now
um but that will be fun I will try and
make one of those for the next episode
yeah once I finished uttana I will be
looking for a new
like cool anime to watch that's
uh if you ever watch uh you ever watch
okay should I include anime that I've
seen like two episodes of I could have
added so many to this if I had included
like one or two or three episodes I've
seen like two episodes of I've seen like
two episodes of mushishi
I don't know if I should include that
one
oh [ __ ] what was the what's the what's
it called
um oh
no I can't remember it
um munchie loves this it's a CG anime
with a guy with wearing a red and white
stripes like full body something or
other
and there's a little dog demon guy with
a mask on a face chainsaw man
no not chainsaw man it's it's like a
kids shows like 3D animated
but like creepy looking
and it's kind of insane like are you
talking are you talking about like Pope
the Entertainer poppy yes
that's an anime that's not Japanese
isn't it no that's like an adult swim
original Poppy the performer
is a series of 3D CG shorts produced for
kids Nation one of the old time well the
all anime satellite stations in Japan
yeah no it's Japanese oh what the [ __ ]
Pokey the performer the show is produced
by husband and wife team ryuji Masuda
and Waka wakako Masuda oh I ask okay
well [ __ ] maybe it counts as an anime I
would say it counts because it's like
it's I mean it's an odd sort of thing
but like it doesn't it doesn't feel like
an anime it doesn't
feel like it should count uh well I I I
feel like it should count
yeah I mean yeah yeah okay I I get it
okay so puppy to perform a mad Bowl I'm
gonna do like right now who wins oh no
that's too difficult ooh
Pope versus Mad Bull
who could who will survive the battle
I've actually seen a lot of
I've probably seen a lot of like crappy
anime like if I combed through Mal I
could probably remember a bunch of stuff
that I like completely forgot that I
watched Once Upon a Time like chobits
I've seen chobits for some reason yeah
on a guy teacher was one of those like
steel angel kurumi I I learned about
anime and I watched like Naruto on some
site and then I was like oh what's these
other things and I think on a guy
teacher was one of them
and wait have you know
oh sorry uh yeah I don't know I've never
seen one again I don't I think it's just
sort of like
oh wait no I remember the guy there's a
man boy teen boy
um he wakes up
from a coma and he is
a teenager
on the inside or something I know
I can't remember Detective Conan
no no I read Detective Conan for a bit
um
there's something something
like
waking up out of a coma and being like
too old for all the people around you or
something
I don't remember that's how I feel every
day when I wake up one day keikusanagi
notices a strange glowing Woman by the
lake what he discovers that the woman is
actually an alien officer from the
Galaxy Federation hang on this isn't the
right thing
she's also his teacher in spite of a
setback he and his teacher gradually get
to know each other romance blossoms
what
they get married
there's no way I watched this it doesn't
seem right have you have you not seen
Fullmetal Alchemist
no I did there's two shows and I didn't
know which one to pick because the
people say oh they're both good in their
different ways and I'm like okay yeah
I've only seen the old one
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uh uh okay all right there's lots of
like things I've heard about and I'm
like oh cool
never did you did you never watch
Yu-Gi-Oh
I I call it like an episode of here or
there I actually I caught an episode of
like Yu-Gi-Oh GX or like some Yugo movie
I actually watched this somewhat cons I
would probably have to include Yu-Gi-Oh
not like GX or any of the sequel series
but the original series I watched a
bunch of it just because it was on
um
I'm getting distracted if I if I let
myself I'll I'll just make my list right
now oh Ichigo Moreno she is uh yeah I
remember now is the Lolly character but
with the she's aged up mentally
she's young she's not a kid but she's 15
outside and she's been in a coma
for a long time and her real age is 21
weight huh
wait how does this make sense
she resembles a 15 year old but her real
age is 21.
her physical development was stunted due
to stand stills
so in the same way they affected K stand
still
what the [ __ ] is that you know
I guess I remember it making sense while
I was watching is that like a magic
thing no no I think it was I think it
was it was all well the teacher's an
alien I don't remember that part I guess
it is my teacher is an alien uh do you
mean that series of children's novels by
Bruce Coville that I read when I was a
little kid and that taught me to be a
communist before I even realized it yes
that's what you're talking about right
yes yes
um everyone everyone should go read we
should we should have a
we should do a podcast we should have we
should do a podcast we should make a new
podcast where we just read my teacher is
an alien you know you know the
animorphin time guys it was Tyler who
was a big animorph fan making Nate read
Animorphs for the first time I should do
that to you I should make you read my
teacher's an alien for the first time
these like third grade reading levels
children's novels and be like yeah yeah
bruh isn't Brock's home based and you'll
be like yes and I'll say thanks
yes is Brock's home kreiblum
there was the blue one
and I think that's it I think there was
three aliens I may have also watched
one guy twins I thought it was maybe
part of the same series
might be but it's a like different guy
so so anime movies don't count like
paprika doesn't count a millennium
actress is not no I mean they count in
like my anime list people would say oh
what's your favorite anime and they say
Spirited Away and like it's something
about it feels wrong just because like I
associated with like a serialized
long-running or otherwise multi-episode
little thing okay I won't I won't yay no
no if I included movies there would be
like a lot more
how do you compare Spirited Away to like
uh Inferno
to Inferno cop oh you know what I
watched uh like this past week in a call
in the in rfck uh I watched porker Rosso
for the first time
yo that's a great one that one it was
crazy it was awesome it might be my new
favorite Ghibli my old one was Kiki's
Delivery Service but porkorosso might be
better it's it was so good it was
awesome it ruled
he's not recommended enough
he's okay
hey
okay
so I'm not supposed to understand why
he's a pig right
I think it is the well
it's not like it's
only we can see it people do refer to
him as a pig I think the girl the girl
asks him why are you a pig yeah I think
um it's a thematic reason
like he like yeah something something
Pig I I don't actually know why
something something Pig yeah but I think
if you analyzed it you could come up
with a good you know Theory as to why
well well when she asks him why he's a
pig he says basically he tells that
story about how his whole Squadron was
shot down and he basically he told he
should have died he had a near-death
experience where he saw his whole
Squadron go to heaven basically and he
was like on his way to heaven
or maybe hell uh but then like God sent
him back and I guess
he was a pig after that I guess is what
I'm supposed to take away from that I
don't know by the way of them rising up
through the clouds yeah I I just kept I
just kept wanting him to reach down and
scoop up some of the cloud like liquid
that he's like floating on in his plane
he was it was like right there so just
just scoop up some in your hand
um yeah it was a good scene but
is it is it like a is it like a joke
about pigs fly is is that it
I mean if it is a joke it would be a
Japanese joke so it might be something
that doesn't make sense and I wonder if
I wonder if they have that expression in
Japanese
it's some something about like almost
going to heaven but being turned away
turned him into a pig maybe like and
then okay like he feels like he's not
good enough to be alive
and like God has rejected him like he
should have died with his he's he's yeah
all the good he said all the good ones
died
yeah and like maybe God would reject you
if you're like a little beastling a
little pig guy and so he sees himself
like that and it's manifested physically
literally just the plot of that of that
bones in the ocean song
same
same story it was like a shanty it's not
a real Shanty so it's a com it's a
modern it's a sham tea it's a it's a
sham tea it's a modern band mated in the
style of an old Shanty so it's not like
a genuine worker song uh but it's the
same the plot is a guy like has like
survivor's guilt basically over the fact
that his whole crew drowned and he was
the only Survivor
uh there's this scene okay at the end
the end credits though they show all
those like drawings of a whole Squad of
pigs
and I I think
I I wonder
if that's his his crew in heaven
that's the only thing I can think of is
that when you go to heaven you become a
pig and he went but was turned away and
he became a pig but he didn't go to
heaven and now he's just he's a he's a
heaven pig on earth
hmm
like like the idea that he sees himself
as like a worthless guy who you know
he's not one of the good ones he should
have died then
um he sees himself as a pig it's like
like on the face of a derogatory but
then it turns out God loves pigs more
than anyone else I kind of feel yes
that's kind of what I came is that it's
some sort of like weird like heaven
blessing
that's what I think and I might be
reading too much into the like I feel
like the drawings at the end of like the
whole like everyone's a pig that might
just be like concept art that they use
and they didn't mean for you to like
read into it that much but like reading
into it is like who are these people and
the only thing it's they show a whole
Squad of pilots and they're all pigs
like is this his
are is this his Squadron and that's the
only that's the only thing I can think
of or unless it's like
no that's the that's the only thing that
makes sense
I I I I I I either I discount that as
like not canon or
what else could be that's my
interpretation
it's very it's very smart thank you
uh good good good movie though and now I
understand
uh you remember Mr Boop
uh yes did he do a Porco Russell thing
yeah the Gina Gina from Porco Rosso is
like his ex-girlfriend
and when he's like and when yeah when
he's um I think it's when Mr Boop or
it's when Betty gets kidnapped by her
dad Mr Boop
uh he like goes to see his ex-girlfriend
Gina from Porco Rosso and it's like I
don't know what to do about my marriage
and she's like if you love her you gotta
go after her uh Alec he's like yeah
thanks Gino from Porco Rosso it's too
bad our relationship didn't work out
because you don't like having orgies and
I love having orgies and she's like yeah
okay
good old Mr Boop
and I was like now I get it now I get
hugino from Puerto Rosa she's a nice
lady she's a nice lady yeah like a
little
weird World War II Speakeasy sort of
place
is she like a server or like a singer or
something I don't remember I think she
was a singer
I I wasn't sure if Porco was supposed to
be like an old guy but I don't think
he's not like that old I think he's like
30 or something because like he's a
World War One Pilot and this is like
the interim in between World War one and
World War II so like it hasn't actually
been that long
since World War One at first when the
movie began I thought he was supposed to
be like an old old guy
but no he's just a someone else
is is he looks old like being a pig
being a pig really really puts years on
in photographs
on film
it has that effect yes yeah okay anyway
I just wanted to talk about how good
Porco Rosso is
um just the the the the the exuberant
Joy of flying really comes through and
Porco is just a very
fun and funny and likable dude and uh
just the vibe of the film is immaculate
yes I always loved the uh
the way it's I mean the the vistas and
the the the shots of like of like the
clouds
um casting Shadows on the ocean flying
through that like that's that's real
[ __ ] that's what I like to see in real
life
yeah the the vistas and just how like
you you're always seeing you're always
seeing just like people in town just
like going about their lives and doing
stuff and like the whole team working on
the plane it's just like
what a nice time everybody's having
yes just great
um yeah
well I won't put that on my tournament
list because it is a film
but it was good uh okay I have another
thing to say about this week and it's uh
another horrifying terrible nightmare uh
so there was like a an April fools video
from Gino Samuel you know
do you know about this you see this no I
didn't see it okay yeah well they
recently uh got to the part where I have
the conversation with Chris on Twitch
about the merge and stuff and uh I guess
the April fools video includes like an
AI generated conversation between me and
Chris and I guess it ends with like
Chris gets the good good it's a good
ending and I I I didn't watch that I
just heard second hand but uh apparently
good ending is like
fully transitions gets bottom surgery
goes on to become a you know a fully
realized
woman leading a in the big city leading
a a a prosperous life or whatever uh and
it's a you know whatever they they ai'd
me is the is the point the AI convoed me
over on Geno and that's fine
and that's fine
I I guess it's fine
hey it's fine it's fine
that's the worst part
no it's okay everyone told me like it's
someone told me like it's it's obviously
a joke like nobody's gonna watch this
yeah I mean I I think it just sucks that
like people who have interacted with
Chris Chan are gonna be part of those 3
000 hour documentaries on YouTube
it it it it it does
make me look a little askance that like
yeah g Gino it seems like he'll just
read any series of tweets that like
anyone had at any point with Chris and
like that's a video like that's a dot it
goes into in the documentary
uh
really on Earth really really feels like
scraping the bottom of the barrel for
like relevant content how is that the
the big playlists that Gino Samuel
I guess it's like 70 episodes now 78.
how is there like a like a thing you can
do to see how long a playlist is
uh I think it says if you click on the
playlist and it and it and it opens it
up in its own window like the playlist
list on the right side should have the
number of videos in it but I mean like
the the watch time like how long have
people been watching this for
how many hours of their own lives have
they wasted
I mean
I mean by that metric lots of things
have wasted huge amounts of yeah but
like the Chris Chan documentary does not
like you could tell that story so much
more succinctly like it's so bloated
whatever it's going yeah
it's it's bloated
I I get it I I get
I get that like you can continue to make
content so why not just continue to make
content and I get that like people just
want stuff to listen to
I get it
but it it it really does feel like
scraping the bottom of the barrel like
it's it there there's not actually 70
episodes worth of like
explanation required to understand this
we're just kind of we're just kind of
rolling in the slop now we're just kind
of reveling in in the same old [ __ ]
which is okay I'm not judging anyone no
I'm not I don't even I don't even
begrudge it I mean I I get it I get I
get the appeal from both the Creator's
perspective and the audience perspective
of you know pretty repetitive not
particularly edifying we're not actually
going to learn anything from this
whatever we're just here to waste time
that's fine well yeah um yeah that style
of content I I guess it's just the fact
that it's like it sort of betrays the
real reason
people
like
think about Christian all the time is
not to answer questions like wow I
wonder what's going on there and then
they need a like a explained video it's
just to like Revel in the slop forever
that playlist will never end I don't
think
people will will want to just think
about how much Chris is cringe uh over
and over again for the rest of their
lives and it's the fact the fact that
it's the fact that it's made it to 70
episodes yeah tells me that there's
pretty much no bottom to like how
irrelevant something has to be in order
to like be included I guess he's going
in like roughly chronological order so I
feel like it's it it has to run out at
some point
I mean when they get to the the trial
or the you know the incarceration she's
out she's she's free did you know that
and I think that was mentioned last
episode oh sorry I think so I can't
remember a lot it all runs together yeah
okay I got a little boost to my
Christian videos because she was in the
news well you know on Twitter a bit uh
because she's [ __ ] been bailed out no
word on like what she's doing or I don't
think there's been any further details
about it
I mean I I'm kind of curious like who
bailed her out where is she uh I'd like
to know but
but uh you know we'll probably won't
know until she gets back on Twitter or
something if that even happens
I have soured on it
I was curious when I heard about sonichu
for the first time it's like wow this
comic sucks what the [ __ ]
um but I always felt like it really does
I always felt like it was kind of like
you know
um endearing in a way that somebody has
this little idea and they just keep
drawing a comic and I'm like that
reminds me of when I was like five yeah
I like that but then it became so much
more horrible over time you know I like
The Outsider Art aspect of it I like to
think about like you know it's it's
interesting to read this comic and be
like this this comic is so weird and
then to understand like
you know what the thought process was
behind why the comic is this way it's
like well that's interesting uh yeah and
that's why you know my videos about it
are about the comic and like they
reference the author and they talk about
what was going on with her at the time
but that's not
yeah yeah you can't avoid talking about
that but that's not like the focus now
the focus is clearly
oh yeah yeah you're talking about your
thing oh yeah yeah no you're saying yeah
the focus of like on
on her personally I mean I'm just
curious because like where she is now
because like you know the the bad uh
thing is that like did a troll bail her
out is some troll like
holding her hostage or something uh it's
possible
I think it might be more likely that
some relative might have might have
bailed her out I don't know I I'm
genuinely just I'm shocked that she was
bailed out on on the charges uh I'm
shocked that like that that was
apparently not supposed to be an option
but somehow it became one and it's very
strange and uh you know it doesn't seem
like that should be
the case
it seems dangerous it seems like a
dangerous situation
I don't know I feel like I don't care
all right all right it's it's just like
the only reason we're hearing about any
of this
is because of the status of Chris Chan
as a public figure that everyone's
paying attention to
yeah
otherwise it would have been it would
have been this you know we like the
comic and if Christian wasn't well known
this may have happened anyway and it
would have been like a small article and
we've never heard about anything and
this all could have happened the exact
same way
and we just would not be none the wiser
and I think absolutely that's just you
know
doesn't need to be looked at honestly
uh I guess I guess you've got a point
um
well I mean I'm not like
I'm not like looking into it but I
assume that someone will tell me like
people just message me to be like yeah
did you hear Christian
was bailed out and I was like no wow wow
damn
uh oh
did you hear she was bail-japed
[Laughter]
now you're interested uh I'm not
interested yeah
uh to be belgaped is to be put in a
prison surrounded by lava
that's probably what should have been
done
but I just uh yeah people said Gino
Samuel ai'd me and I was like okay all
right fine
just have just have your way with me
then if you do it do what you must uh
[Music]
it's fine uh it seems Seems like there
was no like uh the the particular the
mockery or humiliation perpetrated so
can't really complain
uh and that's all I had to say
about my week really that's the end of
my
list of things
all right I think I had something else
to say but I forgot it
oh I was talking about anime oh my God
oh my yeah there is a Gunsmoke uh I got
oh I got mine mine arrived during the
stream I think it was during the draw
stream and you were there in the chat
and I said I found it in a box on my
counter in the front hall
I have it right here I can see it right
now it's on my table have you read it
have you read the new chapter
read the new chapter yeah it's got the
first four chats and
that's the that's the idea is that you
can see I thought
the fourth chapter if you pay early
that that was my my relationship I
didn't I didn't realize there was new
content in the book I wonder how many
people didn't realize I didn't realize
that okay well I'll have to read it now
okay um yeah it's it's the way I'm gonna
do things going forward is gonna be like
I'll make the chapter
post it on you know Amazon PDF Kofi so
people can pay for the privilege to see
it first and also that's just nice thank
you
um and then uh it'll come out on the
perfect comic party and then it'll come
out on my website so it'll be like
staggered release
okay
that's the way I want to do things oh
also my patreon I guess I don't know how
that's gonna work I want to give them
something for it
but I don't know if I want to just give
them the chapter maybe like
to get it before my website
or something
um
anyway uh I got some new orders today
just I refresh I got two more based
total orders 33 33 books I got four
books today
you know I hope I hope they continue to
to trickle in
Clarissa Gunsmoke oh
we got United States Australia Germany
Japan and Canada those are that's uh six
countries that my book is in
it's so cool and so easy
I know did I did I complain on here that
Amazon doesn't let me print in landscape
format
I don't know if you mentioned it uh they
remember you're saying that somewhere I
I might have said it in the Stream or I
might have just messaged you about it
because like yeah uh I looked into the
Amazon Printing and printing my book
would cost it would be about 19 19 to 20
dollars
just like to print and ship it which is
like
say it does that saves me money
if I if I if I only printed a certain
amount if I printed enough it would
eventually become cheaper than that for
me
to ship to America but not to ship
abroad it will it would never become
cheaper than at the ship abroad but so
there's like a potential monetary
benefit there to using the Amazon and of
course the the fact that it's just
easier
but
they don't give me that much freedom in
terms of choosing like book size that so
that I can't print in the size and
Landscape configuration that I wanted
and there's a couple other little
niggling issues too like the fact that
they don't let me uh they don't let me
put
uh they don't let me print on the inside
cover
which is I mean it's not that big a deal
but like you know the other company will
let me oh yeah
uh the back cover of the thing is yeah
yeah the the in the interior side of the
of the cover is just you know in in mine
uh that's where I put like you know
copyright information and like a little
bit of credit stuff and
you know just looks nice it was it looks
nice because like in because uh Simon
punishment like the pages are black like
everything is black and it's it's like
colored print on black background so you
know it just looks nice to have the
inside cover black as well I can't do
that on Amazon I see yes I guess that's
just because I'm very like particular
with how uh I set this
book up uh not yeah but Amazon is is
like it's quality to a point I don't
think you can really do like bespoke
luxury goods in terms of print on demand
yeah you can make books honestly printed
somewhere else and then sell them
through Amazon I think if I did it easy
if I if my book were a little more
normal looking I I think I probably
might do it like like for the vapors or
something like if I've ever made like
maybe a Vapor's volume
you know uh yeah yeah yeah yeah
um
because that I wouldn't care about like
printing on the inside cover or
landscape orientation or whatever
oh I think I may have already mentioned
this but I can't wait I can't wait to be
able to make a volume in the same shape
as all the manga volumes if I have
enough pages of like Clarissa
probably Clarissa at the end like I'll
just have a have a little tiny baby
version if you want a tiny baby Manga
version of course I can't smoke I want
to make that
because I just want to have that I just
want to have like it with like the the
low quality paper as well isn't it just
the same but smaller it would be the
same but small well it would be not just
volume one I would do like all the
volumes like the whole Clarissa every
all the chapters together
so you if you made like an Omnibus you
would just make it small well I would
probably make like a large one or the
one that's the same size as like the
other ones but then like I just really I
really want us of a manga size that's
funny yeah again why not yeah maybe some
people would prefer it in manga size
yeah and the the fun thing about that is
that I can just put it on Amazon for no
like I don't have to pay a commission
for it to be listed I just put it up
there so even if nobody buys that one I
can buy it and I can have it and it's
like it's for me
um
okay
I get you I get you dog uh yeah why not
why not have it in multiple sizes
um it'd also be very cheap because like
the the manga volumes they use that
slightly lower grade like cream paper
instead of white paper so it'd be like a
little rougher
and it'll be like a little I don't know
nostalgic I guess I've got like manga
volumes from years and years and years
ago
of like Dragon Ball and I'm like ah
that the Ink's fading this is so cool
it's like an ancient Tome the pages
they're they're all dog-eared and
falling out like oh but that's just the
authentic manga experience they're
they're all going like crusty brown-ish
Sun baked a little bit
more like sun based how hot yeah yeah
that's right so yeah I'm gonna
I have been sort of using my Kindle
um management thing links in the
description to buy Gibbs book Clarissa
Gunsmoke volume one get a copy get a
copy and if you don't if you don't want
a if you can't afford or you don't want
a physical version you can go to the KO
fi
right I also have if you go to give and
take Dot site you can there's like links
for for both versions
I don't know where I wonder where I'm
gonna put it I have I have like a drawer
that I keep a bunch of like
Comics that I've purchased from people's
kickstarters and stuff so I'll probably
put it with those
along with my Problem Sleuth volumes Etc
yes when I make a bell jet book I'm also
gonna make it similar size to Problem
Sleuth
and even if nobody buys that it's like I
mean it's a lot of work to make it into
a book so I hope people buy it when I do
that but it's like it
uh having
I finished I finished organizing the
book version of Simon punishment and
like I I still don't feel like I'm done
I'm still thinking like maybe I should
shrink it a little more like maybe I
should uh maybe maybe I should add a
couple more like pieces of like uh fan
art in the index that I forgot to
include uh maybe I could shrink the text
more and and squeeze it into fewer Pages
uh
it's literally harder than drawing the
panels it's just putting the panels on
the page is the actual hard part
that's why biscuit pades is hard even
though I draw it like a [ __ ] baby
scribbling
because the scribbling is the easy part
yeah I I I reference the home stock
volume and the Problem Sleuth volumes I
have a lot to figure out when I when I
was doing the pages I have like a
like a Photoshop document of like Bell
jape in book form but I'll need to check
with Amazon what the sizes are so I can
I'll have to move everything around
probably
yeah
oh it's exciting though I love books I
love physical media uh I feel you know I
had to I had to put I had to put my
printing aside for a moment for the
Slime and Punishment to get the perfect
comic party set up but that's okay uh
Beast capades is all important too and
now that I'm back in the swing of it I'm
glad that I did
uh uh but
uh I'm excited for my book as well uh
that'll be pretty cool oh maybe they'll
sell a million copies maybe I'll make a
hundred thousand dollars on Kickstarter
and then maybe I'll finally like the
face that I see in the mirror
nah you'll be able to Plate it gold
um
gold face
hey guys notice anything different about
me hey Homa you're the biggest man in
the world now and you played it in gold
remember that
yes that iconic Simpson scene he first
says like uh I don't know homo you got a
new haircut look closer Lenny oh yeah
the biggest man you're the biggest man
in the world
because you got lots of money and now
you're huge
uh
I have food now there was food given to
me that's great so I will make noises
with my mouth I will mute myself a bit
uh I don't really have anything else to
talk about for this yeah um I think
maybe we could go to voicemails
okay uh but let me go to the bathroom
real quick all right I'll take a hiatus
all right uh I'm back
you there
I am still here still here all right
well hey we're damn
depending on how long these voicemails
take we're on track for an under three
hour episode if you can even believe
such a thing you know what that would be
great that's horrifying I can't I I I I
don't I don't even know our audience
will Riot
and we will Feast we will Feast on all
the free time that we've saved for
ourselves yes I need that I need so much
free time I'm yeah no no more seven hour
episodes please translate it it
literally translates directly into like
more Beast capades done yeah yeah
uh all right more healthy hearty happy
hosts
and you want that don't you listen they
want us to suffer that's that's why they
watch
all right first voicemail
oh
open up speak pipe
okay
well the the first one is just a Twitter
meme say the line Luffy guys
what is it what does that mean I'm gonna
be the pirate king probably kaizuku is
the pirate uh
yeah
or it doesn't mean Pirates kaizuku is
pirate I feel like the funny the
funniest part of this meme is the fact
that Luffy's iconic like bursting out of
the barrel like is posed in the same way
as all the kids in the classroom that's
the only that's the only thing that
saves this meme
the fact that they he's they're asking
him to say the line and he's just happy
to do so and he's happy and everyone's
happier I love to say the line
uh
uh next one is oh
sorry no good voicemails this week
either who is this
is me could this be the voicemailer
this is a self-portrait Maybe
what had it what hat is that
who wears a hat like that
um no we'll see now we'll get some good
ones no no we're we're we're gonna make
it uh next one is write a tweet in the
style of at drill about Ben Saint I
asked Ben Saint what his favorite color
was and he said the void this man is a
walking black hole and I mean that in
the best way possible hashtag blessing
[Laughter]
that's the void void void void yes I'm
into it this man is a walking black
coffee
I have no idea what that means
it's pretty drill like
um kinda yeah a little bit
um it's a little uncharacteristic of
drill to be so positive about someone
yes it's also like a little bit too
coherent
it's a little bit too like spelled
correctly and it's like sounds normal
um but um hashtag blessed Benson yeah
true other with that true
uh okay next one is called mad from
carsuck gmail.com three two one go
hey so
boys or I always like oh false fools
Bulls leave can't wait to change my body
too
because a lot of younglings of my age
like have no interest in owning a car
and stuff
like I hate traveling too I
I'm never traveling again [ __ ] you Mom I
never go in uh 69. I have no interest in
person yeah I I hate cars I'm PR I'm
happy to that's literally why I live in
Boston is so I don't need a car because
I can just take the bus everywhere yeah
that's why I like living in London as
well it's like yeah there's buses
everywhere there's trains like so far
into London Beyond it's like such a hub
such a hub of going to places like
literally almost I mean not every day
but like most days I hear not not the
roommate that knows my videos but two of
my other roommates I hear one of them
come upstairs and knock on the other
one's door and be like hey man can you
move your car so I can pull out and it's
like I would kill myself I couldn't I
couldn't deal with that every imagine
it's like one of them has to move their
car for the other guy or the other guy
has to move it for the one guy
they're just they're big and cumbersome
they're expensive so if something
happens to them it's really bad you have
to pay insurance just to own them you
have to pay more money just to operate
them in gas you have to get them in for
repairs every now and then I can't even
be bothered to get my human body in for
repairs uh as often as it needs I don't
need a freaking mechanical thing
dragging me down even more I I would I I
hate I literally hate cars I hate them
I'm so grateful that I don't have to be
[ __ ] yoked with one I feel sorry for
anyone that does and if I want to like
feel the experience of driving
um I could just play a video game that
does that um and I can drive off a cliff
you can't do that in real life
uh if I that's what I would do if I were
a dirty filthy car owner I would drive
up a mountain and like in GTA and I
would draw and I would jump out of the
like a drive off cliff jump out of the
door and I would get my parachute with
my bazooka when I was at Astro Camp uh
the drive up the mountain to Astro Camp
I mean some parts of it had guard rails
on it some did not and like some parts
you were kind of close like the road
went kind of close to an edge that like
you would die you would go over the edge
and you would fall a long way and die
and it was really scary
um
that's not really the car's fault but
I'm gonna blame the car for that anyway
I do like the the um the experience of
being driven sometimes like on a like a
cool item like country trail that you
couldn't reasonably walk to and there's
no trains like when when infrastructure
Falls away
it is nice to have a little bit of a car
moment but like
not for the not like you don't need them
in the city
we don't know the ways as much as we
think we do I don't I don't really like
the car moment I don't really like the
experience of being in a car with people
honestly I guess you're right driving by
myself is like it's okay I've done it
before and it's not that bad other than
the fact that driving is dangerous and I
feel like I'm extending my potential
life expectancy by avoiding it as much
as possible the experience of driving by
myself okay the experience of being in a
car with people I don't like it it's
awkward I I would agree I think it's
it's just the sort of like um
the the independence you have with a car
to go to various locations is cool yeah
it's just the fact that
it's so
like people who own cars don't all go on
cool road trips off-road to amazing
places they usually just have a car and
then they use it to go to like go and
yeah to go into normal places it's a
waste if you get a car you should have
an adventure you should not replace your
might use it as a replacement for a bus
because buses is easy you just get on
and then I mean I get my groceries
delivered and that costs me more than
buying groceries regular I guess
theoretically I could save money on
groceries if I drove to the store and
bought them myself but then I'd have to
pay for car insurance and gas to do it
it would probably like not even make up
the difference
uh
I think if you're in a car you should go
on like the cool you could go on a
magical Adventure I think that's the
only reason you should have a car
you should go on a [ __ ] Jeep drive
through the Sahara Desert or not sorry
there's a savannah African Savannah and
see the Lions I feel like there are
other kinds of magical Adventure
that I could do Carlos and I think I
would probably pick one of those oh yeah
first there's one if I had the choice
but if you had a car
that's that's the that's why I have to
justify it for you
if they used it for that if they if they
said they were gonna do that and they
just never did then it's like oh yeah oh
well you're wasting a lot of money
betrayal betrayal
uh okay I guess we're I guess we're
pretty much on the same page yep [ __ ]
cars [ __ ] cars [ __ ] course
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] you uh listener
uh the next one is uh from Prince
isolation it's an image
sorry pinky but I just don't get what's
so darn funny about a farm supply store
what does it matter what the previous
owner was called uh
uh oh is that the
the Chuck suck and [ __ ] yeah yeah you
mean Sneads Feed and Seed all right
whoops whoopsie I saw I saw a chat GPT
to failing to explain why sneed's Feed
and Seed joke is funny
uh that was kind of that was pretty good
uh
uh okay next one is from Prince
isolation
okay so this is this is me
that's insane oh I get it I was asking
people in my Discord like I I asked you
the same thing about like shipping to
the UK because I thought it might save
money to have the books shipped to a
country or to the EU or to South America
and then have a guy or somebody in that
region who would then send the
individual ones for me and I would maybe
I could just pay someone to do that so I
was asking around in my Discord
and then uh okay so uh here here I am
you're in Chile right I got a question
for you how much would it cost you to
mail a one kilogram package from where
you are to someone in another country in
South America hey Australia's I said it
would cost them like fifty dollars plus
from Argentina which is insane
I guess anyone in South America could
theoretically answer this question
we've got the
I'm making drugs I'm making drugs yeah
you know uh was it Gustavo Frank is from
Chile I think
uh is that right I don't remember
well here I am making drugs with slime
gusts and slime Jesse and slime Waltz
and they're they're jealous and this is
what my room actually looks like pouring
like liquids into beakers that are
glowing oh um yeah uh one of those
beakers that had the um the alcohol
solution of the glowing uh quinine that
I had extracted from the that I had
extracted from the diet tonic uh one of
it the alcohol eventually evaporated off
and it started growing mold so that I
need to get rid of that I just noticed
that yesterday I was like damn it
damn it but I gotta examine it under the
black light I wonder if the mold would
grow would glow probably not there's
probably like a layer of the glowing
stuff underneath it and then the mold is
just like on top of it is this slime to
be
what was the Slime for just was that to
put on your teeth like the stuff you
were gonna put in the bottles the
original idea was that I was going to
cook it down into something that I could
paint my teeth with to make them glow uh
that is like not
there's music such simpler ways of doing
that so I'm not gonna do that anymore
now I was just like cook it down did you
see what happens and turns out what
happens is uh mold starts to grow on it
when you let it gross it until the
alcohol evaporates yep
now I know
uh next uh the next one is uh another
image it's an album uh uh I love images
wait that one had an audio with it I
forgot okay three two one go yeah this
is the most shy drawing I've ever done
but I just needed to get the thought out
there okay that's fine I am not sorry
it's a good drawing prince uh next one
is
um an album
let's see
[Laughter]
no been Saint supports non-conscious
dude
for me to have sex with someone it's two
other people
you do this is exactly
that's exactly what happens it's exactly
how I would act in that situation yeah I
would think
let's let's let's intervene and fix this
problem we got a problem here and I got
the solution
something funny just about the because
these two people they're lying down on
the bed and but you're standing straight
up to the bed I just walked past them
you do actually actually uh I think uh
thank you for that uh next one is called
pretty good at I love cardgames
gmail.com three two one go
you two are probably already occupied
with trash I mean games like Fire Emblem
or the Mega Man but if anyone wants to
ruin their own life
check out monster train
no Mr train no
I've already got a bunch of bad games
that I don't like even aside the ones
that I'm contractually obligated to play
Monster train uh it's got like it's got
like the the the the the color red and
blue
is that a problem
well it's it's just sort of is the the
main thing that every video game looks
like on the cover
I mean this one's a better image
my first impression is oh it's home it's
Hearthstone and it's also generic in
other ways it does look generic it does
look like Hearthstone I mean the yeah I
know a lot of people use the orange and
blue like whatever
this is a terrible voicemail this is a
terrible voice just like hey have you
heard of this game
for one no and you didn't even tell me
what I why I should care about it why
so oh
ruin your life
this is an awful voicemail it's a waste
of my time
um next one is uh called well let's see
oh God I mean it's a YouTube link
um I said yeah you missed one there's
another image wait did I oh yeah
uh
this is me let's look at it I guess
it's give and take circuit 2 2015.
oh no not the pretty dress I guess in my
Coco pomelo
uh give and take review
uh where I had a little of something
guesting I think
they did the art
and there was a joke about a pretty
dress and I said no
well now yes yeah I get it this is just
like the end of the witch when the devil
asks would you like a pretty dress
what's that like a pretty dress would
style like the taste of butter would
still like to see the world I think
that's what he had yes to all three yes
please I love butter
I do I wonder how many other things like
that there are of me saying no I would
never be a female
uh I don't remember that video in
particular
but I would never want to wear lipstick
true okay next one is uh
uh it's a YouTube link it's a no it's a
geocent it's a seven
okay it's it's a flat Earth conspiracy
thing who cares okay all right next next
one next one is Goku sucks three two one
go
all right you guys are artists right no
the real question is how many of our
original characters can beat Goku I have
at least
five so so guess what
none
uh none of my original characters can be
Goku
yeah I guess I can't mine can't either
so but Clarissa has a gun
shoot him she could just shoot him hmm
you ever think about that that's true
it's like launch
yeah
did you I was looking at launch you're
talking about baby Goku
yeah baby Goku I mean if you got the if
he got the right Beast the Beast Hustler
could maybe give baby Goku a run for his
money
yes
um but like uh launch in in dragon ball
the lady who sneezes and changes her
personality and her hair color yeah yeah
I love I love launch
she I realized uh not too like just the
other day when I was looking for some
reason at her
I was like wait that's the reason I like
girls with guns that's the reason I like
like the idea of gun girl
I was Bland and she's got a gun and she
hates you that's funny I like Blue Hair
Lounge I don't like blonde launch
I I like both of them
they're so pretty I like I like the I
like the blue one I like the one that's
nice
actually yeah just like Marge Simpson
just like just like Marge Simpson yes
what if March Simpson sneezes and turns
into
Lisa Lisa Lisa I just I just I just now
have realized that
why are they blonde are the symptoms has
brown hair are The Simpsons kids blonde
is that what they're
I mean they they do not have a different
color from their skin color
hair they do not have brown hair home I
had brown hair
they do not have a large head blue hair
so large was it yeah when she was a
teenager it was blue
but did she always diet I forgot if that
was ever like established that she has a
Canon real hair color uh she dyes it
blue now but when we see her as a kid
it's still blue so I mean I don't think
she's dying it ever since she was a kid
oh yeah and our dad had blue hair yeah
so that that's just a thing not not in
every time we see him I think there's at
least one time we see him when he had
although that might have been when he
was old his hair might
I feel like the one where we see him and
he's a flight attendant he had brown
hair
but I think there's another one where we
see him with Patty and Selma and he had
like he had like light blue hair I feel
like it's inconsistent with with Mr
Bouvier
I am pretty sure the flight oh Clancy
Bouvier he's got orange hair yeah yeah
yeah yeah oh that's true yeah now I'm
seeing the different images now
knew it
because I watched I watched that uh that
uh that who's that one Simpsons tuber
real gems I'll watch the real Jim's
video about the Mr Bouvier
so I know this a little bit back of my
hand
um yeah but gun girl is is launch
she shoots you she doesn't change her
personality I guess she does I guess she
does shoot me yeah she
with Angry Eyes it's like the perfect
woman
um
true
I love a girl who will shoot me
uh next one is called
um wait a second I didn't download that
one next one is called a lost vagrant
husk three two one go
when I saw the OVA
what I just
saw oh
has not been here for years
Dark Souls music was
the earlier
simulacrum
the memory of him is Dust in the Wind
being thrown away by the ever crushing
us recession of time I
had an epiphany
I no longer
succulents
Ben I have lost my purpose
what am I to do now that I no longer
desire them too
[ __ ]
a member
of
the
well you better figure it out before
find purpose November rolls around oh my
God yeah I remember that can't wait to
find my purpose yeah see you this a few
months away so you got time but uh don't
dilly dally because if you end no no
fine purpose November with no purpose uh
the freaking uh the the collectors come
around like in Homestuck and they say
spit your purpose into this bucket and
if you don't they kill you
uh true true so you know I I thought he
was supposed to say he wanted to [ __ ]
you yeah but now he now he just has no
one to want to [ __ ] no it was Nate it
was it was Nate or nothing
as the same truly a tragic tale
[Laughter]
uh next one is called Hey Gib comma
three two one go
hey Gibb how do you feel when people
sexualize you on the internet I would
ask Ben but he already violates enough
social contracts that I have no respect
for him
I honestly don't like it all that much
hmm I think
it's it's fine up to a point
but like weird comments I've actually
got a few weird comments and I just like
it's a little like
your little uh presuming that I would be
like just fine with you saying that are
you talking about on Twitter or in
YouTube comments on Twitter I don't
think I've seen that many YouTube
comments maybe a couple
um
and I guess I guess the the guy who does
the voicemails whereas like whenever
it's like oh I saw Gib on Twitter and he
does like a Oh Come thing that's his
voicemail gimmick
uh not a big fan of that but like
um it's obviously a goof it's just sort
of like ick a little bit icky yeah yeah
um I feel you dog
um okay it's that's the answer next one
is how to penetrate a social group
uh uh wait let me download that last one
okay download how to penetrate a social
group three two one go
everyone there knows each other like how
are you supposed to
um
interact and such as
um are you supposed to like I don't
really
I mean it's a it's a tough
question you just gotta you just gotta
pipe you just gotta find something to
say you just gotta think of something I
mean a lot of the time I said I have a
lot of trouble with this when like
everyone knows each other and I'm like
okay I know what I should do is like
engage with a conversation they're
already having
um but then they end up talking about
nothing that I care about and I'm like
you know what I don't care like it's it
I should I should try a little harder I
guess if if they're obviously having a
conversation I wouldn't necessarily say
like butt into it well no but like
sometimes they're always having a
conversation with each other and you're
never like considered so yeah that you
have to try and wear me away in somehow
by either being something like a subject
of a conversation or by just having a
quit having a point on what they were
saying oh I heard you were talking about
this did you know or like just I don't
know it's difficult it sucks you you
kind of yeah you kind of just gotta try
and uh
you kind of just gotta look for an
opening and just say something
and uh you know I I guess if you're
there for like this Impressions yeah
first impressions are like people say
first impressions are very important and
the reason I don't think people like say
this part because I didn't get it for a
while the reason the first impressions
are important is that's the only time
that it seems normal to talk about
yourself
and what you do and who you are and what
you like because if you know them from
like having seen them already and you
just sort of say hello every so often it
is weird to suddenly come up to them
unprompted and start talking about what
you like and asking them questions I
mean it's not impossible but it's sort
of the weirdest you know it's weird to
say it after you've met them than while
you're meeting them you know I guess so
yeah
um because once they know things about
you they can think about you
um when topics of conversation come up
and think to include you or like to talk
to you about something because they
already know stuff I would say that if
you're talking about B you're in like a
I don't know maybe like you just joined
a new school or something or you're in a
new job or something uh I would say
first thing is is don't be weird
and don't
like you you do want to like eventually
break into the conversation and think of
something and say something but you
don't want to be weird about it so like
yeah I would say just be chill and like
if there's if if they're not talking
about anything you have anything to say
about
and there's nothing and you don't see
any natural
way of like opening a conversation Don't
Force It And and because you'll be weird
about it if you be just like be okay
with like not saying anything because
it's normal to not have anything to say
to people you don't know just be fine
with that but if you see an opportunity
or you see something you have an
observation to make about or they're
talking about something you have an
interest in it's okay to pipe up and be
like hey I have a thing to say about
that
yeah it's it's always weird when the
person is hovering because nobody draws
attention to it but everyone can know
everyone notices when somebody's
hovering around a conversation and not
involving themselves if you're just
chilling doing your own thing like I was
imagining it like a work environment if
you're at a new job
you're all there to do work so it's not
weird that you're in earshot of whatever
they're doing yeah but like if it's more
of a social setting
it is odd to just go up to the group and
hang around
yeah you definitely do not want to be
some freaking uh silent Orbiter that's
not good
uh next one if you're gonna orbit you
should do it in outer Wilds
hey honey uh did you bet you smell great
did you bathe no I used the Orion scent
well may I orbit your belt
it's not a tune uh next one
it's a fake a fake ad that Chris put
into one of the issues of sonichu for uh
for uh ax body spray
great yeah yeah you yeah you're welcome
uh next one is uh vvv work Doodles baby
oh my god oh oh my god oh this is a
grotesque oh this is the version of that
Jesus the image where you're big and I'm
small at the table
but it's wait what
remember that image from a while a
little while ago where you're pointing
at my plate someone else drew it oh yeah
vaguely
sort of
just eat your Dino nugs give and take
full of turkey 2000s oh internal View
eat and Clean Plate twinkle twinkle
my turkey 2000
not be forsaken gee oh you're like
standing in my
guts ah
I you know I like turkey 2000 I would
kill Ben I would kill anyone to get a
turkey 2000. oh they're just a turkey
nugget that makes me feel terrible
because I would definitely kill you to
get my turkey 2000s that's just awkward
uh I'm like bloodshot eyes oh God this
is horrible why would you do this
I like it
thanks for that Vinnie
I hate it thank you I hate it thanks a
lot yeah uh LOL next one is uh wait
there's a two second voicemail okay it
doesn't there's no sound next one is Dan
Olson is my adopted father from Streets
of Rage at avarice.org three two one go
hello I just to take a moment to approve
to create the length
of the best because sorry the podcast
should be generally loyal only only
three hours this week they are the more
words they are and
hmm But I can listen to them and I just
so true
boring podcast because my life is boring
and I listen to this podcast and it's
like I'm really there thank you Ben and
give before making my boring life more
boring
that's what we song it's what we started
what we strive to do
uh the idea that the person who's having
a boring life just wants it to be more
uninteresting yeah I love having more of
the PCP yeah to that end I've made my
life boring on purpose uh I want more of
it uh thank you length appreciator uh
voicegrail voicegrail for the length
appreciator no no no no no not quite not
quite not quite very funny voice though
I tell you having a lot of fun with it
that was a good one
too much fun it should be more boring
make your next voicemail more boring
uh and longer this was this wasn't even
the full minute 30. come on come on uh
next one is an image
so many image
oh no Ben sane's life in weeks
here's when Ben Saint disrespected my
YouTuber wife
so you will remain dead for those years
following I will remain dead for those
90 years yeah it seems likely it seems
likely that implies you come back the
only place there's a resurrection spell
well I hope so
well I sure hope so
if you got resurrected after you were
dead long after you were dead and you
were a skeleton
um uh how would you what would you uh
What uh what's gonna happen huh what are
you gonna do about it
uh do I still have all the capabilities
that I had for when I was alive you you
have the sensation of sight despite not
having eyeballs
um and I think that I guess uh hearing
but I guess that's it
so you can move around and you can hear
and see can I speak
nope you're a skeleton well I would
probably
um I don't know I would probably
probably draw and write stuff then I'll
just start drawing I don't know
I can still do that true
yeah be fun to be a skeleton
not much would change anything
yeah you could you could go for a walk
uh and stand at the bottom of the ocean
and you'll be like yeah whatever
the more you know what I'm liking it I
wouldn't have to worry about my my
mortal flesh
just chill in my room and draw
dude you could play video games you
could Vape as a skeleton you wouldn't
have no love problems no lungs
uh you you could get a little a little
Bellows that you can operate with your
hands
to act us alone
I mean you don't even need to put it
inside you could just put the Vape into
the Bellows and just and then just blow
it at people just run around with it in
your hands the Phantom is real the
Phantom uh there's like when I'm when a
fog rolls in it's a huge Vape Cloud that
you're blowing everywhere and then you
come through the the cloud
entry for a skeleton you know the more
you know it doesn't sound that bad yeah
I'll take it yes please
uh next one oh oh I saw that one next
one is
Ada dot JP
what is aiden.jp I have no idea
Wonder of Wonder art
click to start please enjoy this content
with sound on
wow okay oh it's too loud
uh okay well I should turn my volume
down then
oh wow
okay the top the little
question mark stops it
oh
each he changes hang on this is very
loud
I'm wondering if I watch long enough if
he'll change his uh his animation
oh oh he's he's flailing oh I'm flailing
yeah it looks like you have two dance
moves
uh hang on side to side and then a flail
in with your arms it's I don't know how
to turn it down the little the little
okay I gotta I gotta stop it the little
slime with there's a there's a little
davu there's a little Devo slime uh on
the Slime Awards
oh there it is and little podrens and a
little Vape cloud
uh I've never seen this before this is a
cute little yeah it's a cute little
thing cute little app I think there's
another one and I think it's you
oh that's the next one yeah
these are pretty cute will it be the
same song let's find out it is
oh it's you're holding a turkey 2000.
you got a gun in the turkey 2000 in the
other wow watch where you're pointing
that thing
all right pretty cute pretty adorable
sorry I couldn't hear you because it was
too loud uh what were you saying oh I
just said I I just said pretty cute
pretty adorable yeah yeah I like I like
the it's the punk and The Lord of ghosts
the little I think the hypocrite hat and
I said watch where you're pointing that
gun yeah I've got Clarissa's just I'm
gonna kill you around yeah
what's the other thing in my other hand
it's a it's a turkey 2000 oh you got
your fingers through a turkey it's gonna
burn it's got a hot hot oils
yeah that's what you did back in the day
yeah it does not worry I don't think you
we didn't do that if you wear them like
brass knuckles
oh that's why they recalled them because
kids were getting too violent
brass the turkey knuckles
yeah I think that's probably true
uh next one
okay
okay all right all right uh we got the
the Virgin Ben Saint versus the Chad
endless endless one receding hairline
rents with flatmates he hates coveted
brain fog says LOL out loud
can barely speak expl these are mean oh
these these are like mean I wonder if
this is someone that genuinely hates me
uh exploited no but collaborated with
Chris Chan duh workers are entitled to
the fruits of their labor except for
Jesse LOL has said the n-word more than
Jesse oh good uh Griff's a dead podcast
to fund his artistic Ventures that no
one cares about terminally online least
interesting PCP member still wearing
Nate's shoes I was at a that was that a
downside those are good those are cool
shoes uh
lives with hot girl uh yeah debatable
full and flowing Mane all right no brain
fog yeah yeah you got me there Ken rap
yeah doesn't stutter speaks with
confidence sure people listen to PCP for
him because digibro told them to uh
freed from online [ __ ] except uh
he's still uh dependent on his Patron so
no makes whatever stuff he wants to yeah
like like 18 Let's Plays a month that he
charges his patrons for uh the uh 18
times a month uh very good uh this per
this is this is not this is just someone
that sincerely doesn't like me and I
just think they're stupid I just think
they're stupid uh so that's all I have
to say about that uh next one is
avocaroo link
here we go this is the wait is there any
more after this no this is the last one
let's freaking go
Japanese [ __ ] Japanese
[ __ ] Japanese [ __ ] all Japanese
names
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come on hey come on who Among Us whoms
Among Us has not been cringe in the past
right true
I do not say it anymore I don't say it
anymore
ah we left it behind it was uh it was
everyone else's fault uh everyone else
was just a bad influence on me uh it was
just then you were like the oldest
you're like the oldest one yeah but that
doesn't mean I'm the smartest or that I
have uh the most resilience to peer
pressure certainly not none of us have
like the we were just too young to
understand no we don't no we don't
except for munchie except for munchie
yeah
none of us stopped him ah
uh well hey uh live and learn
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as I go hanging on the edge of tomorrow
no the Sonic one yeah live and learn oh
yesterday
yeah I forgot that if you beg or if you
borrow something find a way right right
now
I don't know these things I'm a big
Sonic fan that's more sinful than having
said the n-word a bunch of times I would
I would agree agree uh did you see the
uh the Sonic the the visual novel that
they just uh released on on April Fool's
Day
I thought it was pretty funny
yeah it was pretty funny I like when
they do an April Fool's Day and then
they actually do it like they didn't
just do it say it as a joke and then not
make it like no they actually made yeah
a little game and that and that's cool I
think I've had my April I hate April
fools like rant before so I don't need
to say it again I don't really hate it
so much as I'm like just uh like
apathetic to the whole thing just like
yeah okay I I don't think it's super
amusing to just see someone
and like oh hey they posted a thing that
they would normally never say oh they
they they're pretending they're gonna do
a thing they would never do
oh it's misinformation yes I love the
April fools like like April Fool's I
even though some people just do things
that suck and um and all that I do Geno
generally enjoy
the the feeling that it's like
a a time where like everyone is on board
with this one thing
and they're all doing something
you know it's a holiday
and
everyone's taking part and it just feels
feels nice I guess
yeah the only thing that sucks about
April fools is that for people who don't
upload a lot and then they suddenly
upload it's just disappointing
and then the next day all of the things
in your feed are like oh yeah that was
from yesterday that's a joke that's a
joke don't need to click on that no
that's probably not going to be funny
that's a joke that's a joke okay where
there's nothing to watch today
yeah yeah yeah exactly when it's like a
fake when it's fake content when there's
not real content and it's just you know
so people will say like uh-huh um like
like if they just said oh what if we
made haha this visual novel where you
solve the murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
as a joke that would be lame
it was cool that they that you can
actually play it
um yes but I didn't play it because I
don't care that much but I just thought
it was nice
uh and that's the last of the voicemails
we're done
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with the work that I did for them they
will not because they do not care uh
lamal uh I'm still looking at this uh
this version Saint versus Chad endless
one and just seething because because it
wasn't funny I thought it was gonna be
funny jokes but no it's just some it's
just some cringe Lord genuinely
genuinely coping and seething and
molding about my um about my own about
my Savage own of uh their favorite idiot
that uh that they probably uh give money
to on patreon for some reason for let's
play for 18 Let's Plays a month uh die
die viewer uh
sorry I was in a Fugue State what were
we talking about we were ending the show
that's right we were talking about
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