Video summary
The LSU Tigers have advanced from the Round of 12 to the Round of Eight following a dominant victory, setting their sights on only two wins away from the national championship. The team boasts an incredibly potent offense anchored by Trade Green at tight end and featuring elite running back Bo Jackson alongside quarterback RG3, who is noted for his exceptional speed. However, the coach acknowledges significant weaknesses in the defensive line, specifically citing Jack Young Bloodood as a liability that needs upgrading. To address these issues before their playoff matchup against South Carolina Gamecocks, the team utilizes a special "Wheel of CUT" mechanic where they must sacrifice two players to receive an 80-87 overall pick from non-Power Four conferences. They strategically offload underutilized or injured roster members like Telly Johnson Jr. and Jaylen Woods to acquire Dylan Stewart, a high-rated defensive end who instantly elevates their pass rush capabilities.
The playoff game itself is described as chaotic and filled with technical glitches that heavily favor the LSU Tigers' run-heavy strategy. Despite early struggles involving lag issues and dropped passes by Jeremiah Smith, the team relies on Bo Jackson's physical dominance to control the clock and grind out yards through a series of successful speed option plays. The opponent attempts various defensive adjustments, including blitzes and stunts designed to disrupt the offensive line, but LSU's blocking scheme remains effective enough to sustain long drives. A critical moment occurs when an illegal formation penalty is called on the opposing team due to a glitch involving Dylan Stewart being incorrectly flagged as active in their lineup, which further complicates the defense against LSU's relentless rushing attack.
In the final minutes of regulation and subsequent overtime, the game hinges entirely on executing a mandatory "Hail Mary" challenge that was predetermined for this episode rather than spinning a wheel. With no timeouts remaining and facing heavy pressure from Ken Houston in coverage, RG3 executes an improbable deep pass to Trade Green who makes the catch at the goal line to secure the win. This victory completes the required challenge wheel spin, allowing the team to unlock a special pack that includes boosted versions of their key players like Dylan Stewart and Rod Moore. The episode concludes with LSU advancing to the Round of Four in the playoffs, having survived another insane game filled with shenanigans, glitches, and spectacular defensive plays from both sides before ultimately prevailing through sheer offensive firepower and luck.
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the wheel of college playoffs.
WITH A DOMINANT WIN in the round of 12,
the LSU Tigers are moving on to round of
eight. Last game was absolutely nuts.
RG3 hurdled someone for a rage quit. I'm
going to hurdle with RG3. [screaming]
SO, TODAY'S EPISODE IS ROUND OF EIGHT.
If we win here, we advance to round of
four. And after that is the national
championship. So there's only two WINS
STANDING BETWEEN US and the natty. The
team is utterly disgusting. I think
that's the easiest way to put it. The
backfield is gross. We've got the best
tight end in the game in Trade Green.
Our wide receivers, Evan Stewart, Kalin,
and Jeremiah Smith kind of cracked. I
think I'd like to make a big defensive
addition before our playoff game today.
Rod Moore could use an upgrade. Ricky
Gibson could use an upgrade. And our
Dline, I think Jack Young Bloodood could
definitely use an upgrade. He's the
worst player on our defense. I guess I
could get a better kicker that's not off
the table. And offensively, I'd really
like to get a right guard. So, a monster
defensive player and a right guard would
put this team exactly where I want it. I
really want to focus the offensive game
plan around Tradez Green because he's
literally so disgusting. And then I want
to run the ball so much that it pisses
my opponent off. Let's be real about the
run game. We've got Bo Jackson who's
utterly incredible. We've got RG3 who's
one of the fastest quarterbacks in the
entire game. We've got running back
depth. We also have Darius Taylor
waiting behind Bo Jackson. 85 speed, 86
XL. And the offensive line has so many
monsters on it. Dude, honestly, if I
just get a right guard today, got one of
the best O lines in the game. I feel
like we got to play smart with the run
game and when it's time to pass, we just
got to look at Trz Green or JEREMIAH
SMITH. DEFENSIVELY, the game plan is the
same, which is bend, don't break. It's
college football. People are going to
score on me. I can't take it personally.
I just got to win the game. All right,
it's LSU playoffs, BOYS. WE'VE ONLY GOT
TWO WHEEL SPACE BECAUSE IT'S THE
PLAYOFFS, but the wheel is juiced.
Sacrifice.
Sacrifice. Okay, we have to take two
players on our team and sacrifice them
to the gods. And in exchange, we get our
choice of an 80 to 87 overall player. My
first sacrifice is going to be Telly
Johnson Jr. This was a running back we
pulled who's currently playing wide
receiver five, I don't think he's ever
seen the field. Straight off the cliff
you go. Bro, did you guys know way back
in like Roman Greek times, if there was
a defective baby, they would just chuck
that THING OFF THE CLIFF? I'M NOT
KIDDING. I JUST WATCHED THAT MOVIE. HEY,
what's that movie? The Christopher Dude,
I just watched it. Christopher Nolan
movie with Tom Holland, the Greek gods
and everything.
Oh. Oh, you're What was that? What just
popped your head? Would you just say out
loud? Would you just go rush to type in
the comments the Odyssey? You ought to
see my nuts in your mouth. YOU OUGHT TO
SEE A [ __ ] every once in a while. Got
[screaming] him. WHY DID I SAY IT IN THE
OH, BECAUSE he's a sacrifice. Okay.
Telly Johnson. sacrifice. And our second
sacrifice, you know, I was going to make
it Mis Humphrey Grace, but that's such a
banger. That's such a banger name.
JAYLEN WOODS. I'M SORRY. JAYLEN WOODS
has a really good pack-a-punch
linebacker, but I'm sacrificing him,
too. Which is also good because now my
kick return team will have my starters
on it. So, now we get a jackpot 8087.
And I think I got to go right edge
rusher here. I think right edge rusher
is more important than right guard
because my right guard is serviceable
whereas Jack Young Bloodood's really
just not that good. Holy [ __ ] There are
only 87 overall RIGHT EDGE RUSHERS.
ADAPO OUT OF Prince Willil Uman. Dude,
these names are nuts. Tell me there's a
heater in here though. Holy [ __ ] There
is not a single address rusher in
college football with a Brad Smith name.
WHERE'S THE DIVERSITY, EQUITY, and
inclusion? There should be more WHITE
PEOPLE IN the [screaming]
guys. I already have Fisher Kak. I don't
know what we're talking about. I already
have Fisher Kak. Jon Pierre. That's a
[ __ ] banger name. 63 250. Damn, he's
good. I got to assume that's our pickup.
I don't see how there's a card better
than that. There's a Taylor Wiener.
Taylor Wiener. D EI. Guys, where are all
the Asian edge rushers? Okay, can we get
a little diversity, equity, and
inclusion in college football? I DON'T
SEE A SINGLE ASIAN. I DON'T SEE A SINGLE
INDIAN. This is [ __ ] up, actually. Oh
my god. I take it all back. I take it
all back. SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCK'S
Dylan Stewart. Oh, this is exactly what
we needed. 86 speed, 88 Excel power and
finesse moves. 65245.
He's got the MM goat build.
Limited. Dylan Stewart joins our Dline
instantly. The best player on this
defense. And he does get bronze tier
quick jump for seven ability points.
Quick jump was insane last year. I
assume it's still insane this year.
Slightly improved cost reduction and
perfect window for jumping snaps. You
don't have to user the player for this.
They just automatically get a little
better jump sometimes. I know platinum
tier of that is ridiculous. I don't know
how it is this year. Regardless, my
defensive abilities right now, we have
seven on Lettermore for Ballhawk. We
have five on Fisher Kmax. So, I'm going
to drop Fisher Kmak and use it on Dylan
Stewart. That gives us 14 of 14. That's
crazy. Look at that top five. We got one
more wheel spin. Jeremiah Leonard Moore,
Dylan Stewart, Bo Jackson, Trade Edg.
OKAY, THE PROPHECY. I SAID I WANTED the
line. I said the next thing I wanted was
offensive line
and our Oh,
shoot. I don't know. I don't know if
there's going to be any good guards in
this. Okay, SO IT IS A SIMILAR JACKPOT.
Any 80 to 87 overall player, but they
CANNOT BE A POWER four team. SEC, Big
10, Big 12, ACC. It's almost every good
college football program. Now, there is
a cheat code, and that cheat code is
Notre Dame. Notre Dame always has insane
cards, and Notre Dame does not fit into
any of these conferences because Notre
Dame is independent. Okay, so Notre Dame
has an 88 overall manto, which we can't
get anyway because that's an 88. I mean,
this is probably going to be one of our
overall best picks no matter what. Drake
Bowen, 87 middle linebacker, 86 speed,
87 tackle, 6'2, 232 pound. Here's the
thing. Whit weeks is good. He's not this
good, but this is only a plus two on
Witw weeks. That's a pretty insane card.
Obviously, a good possible option. It's
just not the position I'm looking for.
Who's the best player in the American
Conference? That's not good.
But Conference USA, that's not going to
do it. How about the Mac, Mountain West,
Sunbell, Pack 12? I take it all back.
Yikes. Oh my god. Someone just listed
him, bro. I was literally just about to
go back to the drawing board. I knew it.
J, do you guys remember Jaylen Slappy
from last year? or maybe even the year
before. This guy the most goated name
ever. He plays for Marshall. Marshall is
the Sunb Belt. I'm pretty sure it's not
a power four conference for sure. JAYLEN
SLAPPY. THAT'S MY RIGHT GUARD. THAT'S
WHO I'VE BEEN looking for. The
slapmeister. Welcome back, my goat.
Welcome back my goat. In my head, I was
like, dude, they dropped a Jaylen
Slappy. Why is he not on here? Someone
literally just posted that. AT THE FINAL
HOUR, I COMPLETE MY OFFENSIVE line for
this playoff game. This offensive line
is so damn good. Now, NORMALLY THIS IS
WHERE I TELL YOU WE GOT TO SPIN THE
challenge wheel for this game, but the
challenge wheel was predetermined for
us. Elle said that I should not spin the
challenge wheel and I should just do her
challenge. Go ahead and tell.
>> I told him that I want him to throw a
Hail Mary and he [music] has to try to
throw a Hail Mary until he scores. No
more MM checked down.
>> I would I would Number one, I didn't
check down I didn't check down one
single time the entire video today.
>> That's such a lie.
>> Twitch
I checked down so many times today. I
won though. Oh, I dominated.
>> Well, next time there's not going to be
any check down and it's going to be a
Hail Mary for the win.
>> That's an insane. You want me to keep
throwing it until I score? Can I Can I
scram? Can I sc
>> It's not supposed to be easy.
>> Can I scramble?
>> That's not throwing it.
>> All right, guys. Next episode's
challenge is to throw a Hail Mary. Okay,
the door's shut. There's no [ __ ] way
I'm DOING THAT. OUR CHALLENGE FOR
TODAY'S EPISODE is to SCORE ON A HAIL
MARY. And I CAN'T SCRAMBLE. ALL RIGHT,
GENTLEMEN. IT IS WIN OR GO HOME. IF I
LOSE TODAY, next episode you'll see me
in a different jersey. This could be the
last episode of LSU. Oh, home field.
Holy [ __ ] Bray Hubard, Dante Moore.
This is not going TO LOOK LIKE LAST
GAME. I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
LETTER MOORE, JEREMIAH, a brand new
member of the top three. Dylan. Oh, and
we're playing his own team. Nice little
SEC matchup here. South Carolina
Gamecocks taking on the LSU Tigers. We
got home field advantage. Let's go get
it, BOYS. HOW ABOUT A JEREMIAH Smith
kick return touchdown?
How about not? How about I go down at
the 17 and we'll march 83 YDS. OKAY.
WHAT DID I WANT TO DO WITH my offense?
We talked about it. I want to run the
rock. They can't say that you mm
checkdown if you never pass. THE
COMMENTS CAN'T SAY I CHECK DOWN
IF I NEVER PASS. GOOD RUN, BO. Why is
Bo? Look at Bo's jersey. Bo just Wait,
wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. B JUST
manhandled that kid. Also, Bose's jersey
is Let's see if it fixes. Look at Bose's
jersey. What [laughter] the [ __ ] is
that?
Sports. SMALL INDIE COMPANY. BY THE WAY,
THEY'VE ONLY GOT TWO EMPLOYEES. HOLY
[ __ ] YOU KNOW WHAT? [ __ ] all that
noise. I'm checking down. I'm checking
down. That's what I'm doing. YES. YES.
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO CHECK. AH, WHO JUST
DID that to Bo? Bro, Bo with this cursed
ass jersey. Oh, look. get fixed. Oh
well, he really wants me to watch the
hit stack. He's not going to click
through. First and 10. Uh-oh. Uh-oh,
buddy. UH-OH. [screaming]
OH, I FORGOT THERE'S A METER THAT DEEP.
WOW. I mean, that's just such a big
mistake. Okay, got ourselves a second
attempt. Looks like my lag is starting
to go away. Do I run this? Is that
crazy? [ __ ] it. Thought you going TO GO
OH, WA. WHY IS THIS SO OPEN?
OKAY, I almost got almost got dunked on
right in the middle, but not quite. RPO
PIXEL BUBBLE. RPO PIXEL BUBBLE. I GOT TO
DO IT. I GOT TO DO IT. Is he ready for
it? Is he ready for it? HE AIN'T READY.
WHY ARE YOU NOT THROWING THAT BALL? WHAT
THE [ __ ] THIS IS LAGGING SO BAD, DUDE.
THIS IS pissing me off. That was the
freest peak zone bubble to bow. Holy
[ __ ] I'm throwing it now.
>> Oh, now I get to throw it. Oh my god. Bo
just got the first.
>> [laughter]
>> Yo, why is this lagging so bad? It's not
taking ANY OF MY INPUTS. I need this
game to lock in. OKAY, OWEN ALLEN'S IN
THE BACK. OH, Jeremiah press. JEREMIAH
PRESS. BIG MISTAKE. BIG MISTAKE. I'M
GOING TO CLEAN THAT [ __ ] Come on.
Jeremiah.
Oh, that got so scary. That peak zone
bubble never should have been a first.
Work with me here. I think it fixed.
That felt good. Okay, seven to zero. 2
minutes.
Ah.
AH. [screaming] HE GETS OUT TO THE 25.
LSU STRIKES FIRST. He's going to get
ball at half. I'm just going to call
whatever. I'm going to call whatever
coach suggests on defense. That's how
I'm running. It's got Dante. No pass.
Six is kind of open. The that don't you
dare.
Good decision, Dante. [cheering]
SECOND AND 15. THE switch stick. the
switch stick. Why is Why is there a
Dline rating for Mis Humphrey Grace?
He's not on my lineup. Where the [ __ ] is
Dylan Stewart? Oh, it's just broken. The
game's just broken. The game thinks that
Dylan Stewart, who just got the sack, is
McKis from Free Grace. Oh my god, he's
in. How How is he in? [cheering] My
sacrifice. I cheated by sacrifice, you
guys. NO, YOU DID NOT COME. OH. OH, ARE
YOU WHAT THE [ __ ] I have the ball. I
have the ball. How do I have the ball?
How did we recover that? Even guys, my
amazing and handsome editor Ty is going
to replay this. Even if we replay it,
how do I have the ball? I'm so confused.
Oh, Trade has the touchdown. Do we think
Trade HAS GREAT AS A TOUCHDOWN? Jeremiah
was.
He still is. Psycho ball. NO, HE DROPPED
his ball. Oh, THAT WAS AN INSANE PASS.
HE ALMOST came down with it. He was so
close. Right at the final second, he
dropped it. Okay, second and 10. I'm
handing this off to Bo to Busted Jersey
Bo. Good blocks.
Absurdly good blocks. Gives us a a third
and three. I'M GOING SPEED OPTION RIGHT.
LITTLE Bo Jackson action. He thinks it's
inside zone. I've done so much inside
zone. Yeah, his us are so out of
position for this. OH, GET THERE, BO
HURDLE. [screaming]
Hey
dude, glitch glitch jersey bow kind of
an animal. SPEED OPTION IS STILL
UNDEFEATED, BABY. You know the cool
thing about speed option in college
football is damn near every single
playbook has that speed option play. So
it doesn't most of the time doesn't
matter what offense you're running.
You'll be able to run that play. Okay.
14 to zero off of some absolute
shenanigans. I've never seen a fumble be
so difficult to pick up. And he's he's
tilted. I'm blitzing. I'm blitzing
Leonard Moore here. And we're guessing
pass. [cheering]
Go get him. GO GET HIM. [screaming] I'M
ALL OVER IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY I didn't
animate. But great defense. Should have
been a pick six. No. Okay, we're going
to guess pass here. We're going to play
underneath. Ooh, that might not be what
I wanted. [cheering]
I didn't want to press.
OH, I can't get there. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. Yes. Huge. Ah, so close.
Golly, dude. I feel like these last two
games I've been unbelievably close to
interceptions. I just can't quite get
it. Okay, we're playing underneath. Jet
touch pass. Oh, fake. [ __ ] I left the
middle again. Same exact play. I'm not
getting got by that again. I need to
bait that out. I need to pretend like I
don't see it. I hope he runs it again.
If we see that motion, I know exactly
what to do. Okay, so no motion this
time. HE'S GOT NO MOTION.
Big tackles. Honestly, you know what I
think we need to do? We need to find
unique ways to get Dylan Stewart on the
quarterback. Let's do a left pirate
threeman. That pirate threeman's what I
did last time. Okay, this doesn't have
honestly it doesn't have a crazy loop
out of Dylan Stewart. That's who I want
to have the loop IS DYLAN. OH, KEN
HOUSTON. I [ __ ] love Ken Houston. How
can we get a good loop out of Dylan
Stewart? Left Texas two, man. Perfect.
Okay, so Dylan Stewart is the looper
now. And I'm going to hover with Weeks.
Is this going to work? Dylan Stewart,
number six on our left is going to loop
into the middle. Oh, it didn't work.
He technically has that open, but now I
MEAN DYLAN STEWART STILL GOT BACK THERE.
DANTE MOORE. LOOK AT THE wear and tear
on Dante Moore. Where's Dylan Stewart?
>> Dude, this game is so [ __ ] busted.
Why would anybody that isn't Dylan
Stewart ever? This game's ass. He just
missed a dead nuts wide open pass to a
wide open guy. The unlucky, dude. I am
actually hosing my opponent for free.
Hey, they're going to hand us this one.
Let's go get a 40 bomb.
Oh no. THAT'S SUCH AN OH MY GOD. You
can't throw for [ __ ] I HAD HIM. I had
him. Is that going to be that open
again? Is that always like that? Like
should I just throw this early?
I should have. I should have just thrown
early, but I could also just do this.
Do it, JEREMIAH. DO IT, JEREMIAH. GET
HIS ASS. OH, GOOD DEFENSE. OKAY, second
10.
Ah, that's double covered. That's a
stupid pass.
I wanted single coverage on Tradez so I
could just throw it. I'm just going to
make this simple. I'm going to hit Trade
underneath.
Maybe not.
Yikes. I'm actually kind of bagged right
there. And Brock Taylor can't hit from
52. You know what's funny, though? He is
stunting his Dline into the middle every
single time, which means he doesn't have
anybody protecting the edges. I think I
can just scramble for this. It's a
little risky, but I think I can cuz
watch his edge rushers are going to fly
into the middle. Wait a minute. Am I a
genius?
Oh, I am. No flag. What's the flag?
What's the flag? [laughter]
What the [ __ ] is that throw? I got an
illegal FOR PASS. THE SHITTIEST throw
you've ever seen. [laughter]
You know what? I got pretty lucky this
game. This game is SO BUNK. SO BOOF.
THAT'S WHY I GOT TO RUN THE BALL. OH, I
KNOW THE PLAY. I know the play. Third of
your tight end.
Oh, he's smart. HOW DOES HE MAKE THAT
THROW? THAT'S THE ONE I COULDN'T MAKE.
THAT'S THE EXACT THROW I COULDN'T MAKE.
I GUESS I WAS ACROSS the line of
scrimmage. Anyway, this is why we run
the ball, you guys. That's why you run
the ball cuz none of these shenanigans
occur. We're watching like a master
class in how Oh, yikes. He's got a deep
really open. Okay,
I'm pitching it. THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
ARE SO LOUD. I DON'T WANT TO PITCH IT.
IT'S A TOUCHDOWN. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
DO IT. [music]
The voices in my head said I had to. Our
challenge. Our Hail Mary challenge. I
still have to score off a Hail Mary. He
could check down his running back for a
lot of yards. Okay, here's what we do.
He's going to juke. Boom.
Oh, yikes. He technically has that tight
end. He really doesn't HAVE THAT. BOOM.
GOOD HITS, BOYS. GOOD HITS. WOW, A
HANDOFF. He gets it and he's going to
get ball a half. Maybe I need to be a
little bit more careful here. Let's get
a motion one here. Doesn't change much
as far as this formation's concerned.
Wow. I would I would pay RG3 a million
to make that throw. First and 10.
Oh, yeah. YOU LIKE THAT? HOW ARE YOU NOT
FUMBLING? SECOND AND FIVE. WHAT YOU GOT?
GOT WHAT YOU GOT. I'M GOING ON Graham
here.
Oh, slip screen, but it gets batted at
the line.
Another checkdown. Instantly out of
bounds. Fourth and three. I just need I
need Dylan Stewart to get home. I'm
going to run a right temp for man. Holy
[ __ ] Look at this. I don't know what
the hell I'm looking at, but I like it.
I'm on Whit Weeks. Cover up the middle.
Cover up underneath.
I can't beat him there. Even with his
wear and tear, I can't beat him there.
Can't let him chew clock. Got to be able
to score in case he scores. Darn it. My
loop. My Oh, my loopers made it so Dante
Moore had a freebie.
Yeah. Well, we know where that's going.
He's not going to get much. Instant
timeout. [music] Ooh, I'm out of
timeouts. I had to burn one earlier cuz
we were lagging. Uh Fischer came at QB
spot cuz he's going to scream. There it
is.
THROWS IT AWAY. BEAUTIFUL DEFENSE.
Beautiful defense. Exactly how we defend
that. Did everything we needed to do
right there. Same thing. Fisher Kmac,
you got to run my QB spy. It's
inevitably going to roll out. I have
this out route completely blanketed. He
checks down. There's a flag. What's the
flag? Illegal man downfield. What do we
take? Third and I'll take a third and
13. Yeah, he actually got a halfway
decent pickup on that. THIRD AND 13.
I'VE GOT A TIMEOUT. HE GETS BALL A HALF
AND THERE'S NO time left. Maybe I
shouldn't have listened to them. Maybe.
Oh, wow. What a genius play call because
I guess pass and he knew I was going to.
Q.B. You wouldn't QB sneak buddy. You're
going to get stuffed if you do.
GOES TO THE PITCH AND IT'S KEN HOUSTON.
OH, YOU GOT TO LOVE IT. KEN HOUSTON IS A
[ __ ] ANIMAL. NO WAY YOU SOLD THAT,
BUDDY. OH, WAIT. Let's get in range for
Hail Mary. Let's get in range for Hail
Mary. I'm running. He's going to guess
pass.
Yes. Yes. Yes. [laughter]
Oh, I DON'T [screaming] HAVE TIME OUT.
I'M SO [ __ ] I'm such a jobless
[ __ ] shot. I don't have a timeout. Oh
my god, my brain is fried from this
game. This is actually one of the
weirdest games ever. Spectacular
defense. I still got my challenge. I
still want a 40 bomb, which I did
jeopardize by being an ass hat. It looks
like my opponent's going to play this
out. So, let's have an electric,
absolutely electric second half. Let's
blow off the 40 bomb.
I got to redeem the voices in my head.
Kaylin Chadzinski the up and under dude
went through his legs to get up. Does he
run the ball again? He did run out of
this formation and picked up a lot. I
don't want to guess pass on him anymore.
But what I really do need is a QB spy.
Dude, he is scrambling. So Oh,
he's got the check down. Easy. Come on.
Let's keep looping these blitzers. Let's
keep sending some weird stunts at him.
Right pirate threeman. SOMETIMES YOU GOT
TO SWITCH UP your threeman. Sometimes
it's a right pirate, sometimes a left.
Slip screen. He wants to check down. He
wants to check down. Oh no, he doesn't.
How fast is this guy? GOT TO GO BACK TO
coach's suggested plays. This works so
much better.
There it is. We got to hit him hard. We
have to hit him so much harder. I need
him to be at minus 15 every stack. The
QB spy again. There is the instant roll
out.
At least we're ready for it, you know.
Good movement.
>> Ken Houston. DON'T THROW IN THE VICINITY
OF KEN HOUSTON. DO NOT THROW in the
vicinity of Ken Houston.
He's got the tight end.
There it is. THERE IT IS. GOOD BODIES,
BOYS. GOOD BODIES. I'm zoning everybody.
If he runs it, he automatically gets it.
He doesn't. HE'S GOT ABSOLUTELY
NOBODY. [screaming]
FISHER CAME BACK. HOLD THE SHUT OUT.
HOLD THE DAMN SHUT OUT. LET'S GO. KEEP
THE DOOR SHUT. KAYAK. Disgusting work.
Third and goal.
I mean, he's got to GO YARD. HE'S GOT TO
GO [screaming] YARD. AND somehow he
can't intercept that. YOU GUYS ARE
LYING. YOU GOT TO INTERCEPT THAT. FOURTH
AND GOAL. OKAY, so he widens out like
crazy. Maybe this is a handoff.
[cheering]
>> No.
Well, you've just sealed your fate,
brother.
That's a bold strategy. Damn, that was a
threeinut drive that he got zero points
off of. It's going to make my 40 bomb
pretty hard, but I ain't giving up on
it.
Got him.
He knew I was going to fake inside and
go outside. I really could have fumbled
there. RG3 hangs on to it. I'll take a
little luck on my own. She going to go
no huddle. [ __ ] it. Maybe Chud gets a
good release.
Wow.
RG3 is just getting infinity yards right
now. I still want the 40 bow.
Playmaker bow doesn't get us anything. I
got to switch up the Don't we have
motion double pass in this? He's seen
pixel bubble. Has have I ran pixel
bubble today? [ __ ] it. Let's do this.
Motion double pass.
>> OH MY GOD. [screaming] MOTION DOUBLE
PASS. B, WHAT the [ __ ] was that throw?
Bo
throws a better ball than RG3. Why could
B throw the ball further than RG3?
[laughter] God.
[music]
THE STEEL CURTAIN. BRO, THAT DUDE WAS IN
THE red zone like three times. He put up
zero points on three red zone trips. Oh
my god, the defense. Okay, so last
episode I did not take the rage quit
wheel and you guys were mad about that
cuz it was a rage quit. SOMETIMES I FEEL
BAD TAKING the rage quit wheel cuz like
when I dominate somebody it's like I get
it. You should go to the lobby. I just
threw motion DOUBLE PASS ON YOU TO GO UP
21 to zero and you had multiple chances
to score. LIKE I I GET IT, BUT THAT'S
NOT how it works. Did they rage quit?
Yes. Bo Jackson just threw a [ __ ] dot
over the top. That's a rage quit wheel
spin. Oo, I just got rid of Jaylen
Woods. Also, I did make a mistake. I
forgot to remove Humphrey Grace. So,
there's really, you know, I'm like Barry
Bonds. There's an asterisk on that whole
win. Okay, so he's removed. We get a
pack-a-punch. We could take any player
on this team and take them to their best
version possible. I I don't even know
who can be pack-a-punched. Hey, so
there's an 85 Evan Stewart, so he'd be
marginally better than my current Evan
Stewart. That's what I want. I want to
give a little upgrade to my Rodmmore. I
feel like Rod Moore is so important.
Making him an 85 overall could BE BIG.
SO ROD MOORE GETS PACK-A-PUNCH instead
of the 85 overall Rod Moore. His
attributes are honestly a lot better.
He's plus two speed. That's pretty big.
85 speed. He has more hit power, but
randomly he has way less tackle. A nice
little upgrade for forcing a rage quit.
Now the only question that's left is the
challenge wheel. I actually like had a
few opportunities to do it. I didn't
take them, but then he quit so [music]
early. We're going to do the classic one
game of college overtime. If I win,
challenge wheel complete. If I lose,
it's incomplete. 86 85 83. We should
have a little advantage here. Maybe even
a big one. Hail Mary. Shot save clock or
goalpost. Well, L did request
specifically Hail Mary. So, I feel like
this is the only thing we can run. Dude,
you know what's crazy? I think it's just
going to be open. Like actually open.
He's lowkey [ __ ] button. [laughter]
What? I DIDN'T GREEN THAT. I GREENED
THAT. YO, my like Chudzinski got his ass
in there. I agreed that I got to do it
again. Where's the user? Oh, he's going
on it and [ __ ] I got to do it again.
GREEN. [screaming]
I play insanely good. I did it. Al, I'm
getting laid tonight. You know, keep it
simple. We kick the PAT. We see what
Alabama can do. I am with Weeks. I am
with Weeks. I AM MILES GRAHAM. THE
VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE LOUD. OH, YOU
LITERALLY can't say I didn't complete
the challenge. Not only did I throw the
Hail Mary and catch it, but I also won
college overtime. Player of the games
trade as green. ALL RIGHT, CHALLENGE
WHEEL COMPLETE MEANS WE GET one of any
pack in the store. I still do not have
the nuts to do a rush limited
opportunity pack. I'm not doing it. I
don't have any of these players on my
entire team at all. Prime prospects.
6,600 training. Guaranteed 87 plus for
completing our challenge wheel.
>> I really I mean I don't even know what
we're looking for. SO, LET'S JUST SEE IF
WE CAN GET LUCKY. LIMITED. NO. Prime
prospect. Yes. What do you Hey, I
remember you. OH, HE'S LSU. WAIT, THAT'S
Goden Prince Will Uman. We bought Dylan
Stewart over this guy, but he's going to
be an awesome addition to this team.
Damn, he's boosted to an 88. He's going
to go to left edge rusher and then
Fischer Kak's going to go to a DTackle.
So, the Dline now is Dylan Stewart,
Marquee, Grace, Shield, Fischer, KAC,
Princeill, um, Mean. DAMN. ALL RIGHT,
BOYS. BANGER EPISODE. I LOVE YOU. THAT
ALSO MEANS WE ADVANCE IN the playoffs.
Round of eight is a W against the South
Carolina Gamecocks. We're into the round
of four. So, next episode, if we win,
make it to national championship. ALL
RIGHT, BOYS. I LOVE YOU. Thanks for
watching as always. I'll see you in the
next video. Peace.
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