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Our Quarterfinal Game Was ABSURD! Wheel of CUT! Ep. #18

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The video documents the intense journey of a college football playoff run during the second round, where the narrator faces off against formidable opponents while managing a roster that is both powerful and flawed. Although the team boasts an elite offensive line featuring Trent Mosley and a deep group of wide receivers including DeAndre Moore, the running back position remains a critical weakness with Leian Tomlinson becoming outdated against modern 90-overall defenses. To address these issues, the narrator utilizes two wheel spins to acquire significant upgrades, securing Terrell Anderson as a high-speed wide receiver and Will James to replace a liability at cornerback, ultimately boosting the team's overall rating to 87 before entering their crucial matchups. The gameplay is characterized by chaotic and often glitch-filled encounters that test the limits of the game engine itself. In the first match against Oregon, the narrator struggles with bizarre physics where players seemingly teleport through defenders and hurdle obstacles without proper contact, leading to frustration over a botched two-point conversion attempt. The second game against Central Michigan becomes even more absurd as the opponent relies heavily on mid-blitz strategies that seem designed to confuse the offense, while the narrator's own team suffers from poor blocking and defensive lapses that allow easy gains for the opposition despite having superior talent on paper. Despite the technical glitches and the chaotic nature of the matches, the narrator manages to secure victories in both games, though they narrowly miss a specific playoff challenge wheel bonus by failing to keep the combined score under 55 points. The third game against Florida State is particularly grueling, featuring a defensive struggle where the opponent's pass rush overwhelms the offensive line and forces multiple sacks, yet the narrator eventually finds success with trick plays like the slip screen and motion speed option to drive down the field for a touchdown. After winning the round, the narrator decides to skip the rage wheel spin in favor of opening a limited "Stars of the Week" training pack to acquire an 89-overall linebacker, ensuring they are fully stocked before advancing to the third round and the national championship hunt.
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the wheel [singing] of college playoffs. Last episode was the first ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS. WE GOT OFF TO an amazing start. Took a 14 to0 lead, but my opponent scored back. I turned the ball over and he scored again and all of a sudden it was anybody's game. But after a clutch drive and a huge stop from the defense, he had enough. Called it quits. So, we're moving on to the second round of the college football playoffs. today. Two games stand between us and the national championship. And we've got a monster squad to compete with right now. Offensive line is stacked. Monster tight end, great wide receivers. We recently added 89 overall stars of the week, Trent Mosley. Excited to get to use him. And even though my backfield has been amazing, I can feel that my running backs are outdated. Leanian Tomlinson virtually every single game is getting hawkked down because teams are 90 overall now. So, they've got 90 and 91 speed, which feels horrible to say because LT is like our MVP, but there's a small chance I got to get another running back, especially because our offensive game plan is so run dominant. It might be worth it. Regardless, we made huge defensive upgrades. Shawn Taylor and Rod Woodson in this secondary is crazy. My linebackers remain the same, but overall for this playoff run, there's only a few small upgrades we can make. We've got a monster teeth, so let's double down on what we're great at. Let's get some heaters here today. Trying to win another playoff game. Don't forget this is the playoffs, so we only have two wheel spins, but the wheel is juiced and hopefully we can use that to our advantage today. That's exactly what we're going to do. Prime prospects 450,000 coins. So DJ Lagway is a prime prospect. DeAndre Moore is. My center and my left guard are from that same promo actually. So we really just got to figure out what's the best player we can get. I kind of want I kind of want a running back. I can't believe I'm saying that. Okay, so these are the best prime prospects in the game. JJ Buchanan is just under 450,000. Hollywood Smothers. How do you end up getting named that? That is a banger name. Hollywood Smothers. And this is kind of what I was talking about. He's a lot faster than LT. I mean, I could put Hollywood where Bo is. Bo is really slow now. Cam Coleman. Oh, Cam Coleman's 800,000 coins. Damn. I was about to say he's 6389 speed. I kind of want him. There are so many monsters in here, dude. I can't bring myself to do a running back yet. I can't do it. I'm sorry. I can't bring myself to do this. Um, this is Trent Mosley. Same team except he's 6'2. Terrell Anderson, 89 speed, 89 acceleration, way taller. I want offensive firepower. Wow. And he's just barely in our budget. 425,000 coins. Our wide receivers are getting nasty. Our wide receivers are actually so good now that I have DeAndre Moore at wide receiver 4. It is good though. Wear and tear can be bad. So, if anybody on this lineup gets wear and tear, they're coming out for our depth guys. Wow. Depth at wide receiver. [music] We are in the playoffs for sure. We end up getting an 89 overall wide receiver on that first spin. I guess I wouldn't mind going maybe DT tackle. Something defensive on this second one. I'm going to earn it. I'm going to earn it. Oh, damn. I got to do a lot, guys. I swear I did chess today at the gym. It was crazy. Otherwise, I'd do way more. I swear to God. Every push-up is 5,000 coins. I cannot drop to my knees. I can pause, but I can't drop to my knees. It's how many I can get before I drop. Friendly reminder that I'm better than you. I'm more handsome than you. I'm gayer than you. I'm straighter than you. I have more bread than you. I get more girls than you. I've got a fatter ass you. If I miss anything, let me know. >> Damn, that's gay. >> [ __ ] 50 on the nose piece. Damn. [snorts] If I didn't bench, bro, if I didn't bench 225, five sets of 10 today, bro, probably would have done 200. That's a bummer. Okay, 50 push-ups times 5,000 coins is 250,000 coins to spend on one player. Honest to God, my team captains suck. I hate saying that cuz it's Colorado season, so you always want your team captains to be the best players on your team. But Boo Carter is 5'11 with 87 speed. He's like low-key the biggest liability on my defense. Yeah, this is honestly a huge upgrade. Will James is 205,000 coins, so he's within our budget. He is taller and faster and better than Carter and everything. It genuinely does feel bad, but this isn't Madden. In Madden, there's only 32 teams. So, your team captains usually are monsters and they keep getting a lot of upgrades. College is just so different, bro. There are so many teams and so many players. There is a chance Bu Carter comes in on nickel or dime sets at slot corner. And I can set DeAndre Moore to return kicks and punts. All right, our two wheel spins are in the books. We've got Will James at corner and we've got Terrell Anderson at wide receiver. 87 overall team heading into our second playoff game. Of course, very importantly is the playoff challenge wheel. And I just barely missed this last game. It was incredibly depressing. So hopefully we can get it today. Is that an under? Under under 55. I hate these because then I can't get my 40 bomb. Unless I I mean I unless we hold them to 14 and score 40. The combined total score of the game needs to be under 55. If I have 30 and he has 31, that's 61. So, I would not get the under in that scenario. You guys are genius rocket scientist Harvard graduates who could never miss a read, never miss a wideopen receiver, and you're excellent at watching back Madden [ __ ] footage and telling me who I should have thrown to. Suck me. Second round of the college. Ooh, Warren Moon, Hollywood Smothers. Carlin Simmons. I almost had you, Hollywood. I almost did. Colorado versus Oregon in round two. We got home field advantage. Would you look at that? The rap first. Geeken FF Wawa. Holy [ __ ] We have an excellent contributing member of society here. He did his absolute best to get his team name to say the Jeffy epi word. I don't think I can say it on YouTube, but um I mean, am I much better? My gamer tags have been Jobless Chud to Sex Hav to Super Goonar. etc., etc., etc. Damn, those Oregon jerseys look clean, though. This is a sick matchup. He's going to start out with a handoff to Siri Gaines. And we're going to get a decent stop. Warren Moon at quarterback. He's a pretty cool quarterback. He's going to go for the double handoff. I don't know how we missed him there. Gains got 15 yards on two carries. He's moving the rock. All right, pull Shant T down a little bit. Let's get Shant T ready in case he really wants to keep running that football. Got a pass here. Caleb Bacon's ready. I don't know where he was going, but I think it was clamped. All righty. Well, all right. Well, that's playoffs game two. Good game. We win. Peace. I'm kidding. DeAndre Moore, Nate Frasier, Colton Joseph, Ethan Davis, two Shant. We got homefield advantage taking on the Chipawas. Want the smoke? Do you want the smoke? Central Michigan. Oh my god. I think this is the first time in my history playing someone online that is Central Michigan. Crazy. You know, Antonio Brown played for Central Michigan. Fun fact. WHY DON'T WE START OUT GIVING HIM THE SMOKE? HE SAID HE WANTS THE SMOKE. And that looks like mid blitz. People who run midlits don't want the smoke. That is mid blitz. Ah, it's going to be like that today, is it? Didn't we teach you guys? Didn't we teach you guys that midlitz isn't good anymore? We taught the mid blitz isn't good anymore when we ran halfback swing. I call this the mid blitz stopper, boys. And he is definitely a mid blitz. Leanian Tomlinson. Can you house call it? Second and 18. Kenny. HOLY [ __ ] WHY the Why the [ __ ] are you doing a pyouette? You're not a [ __ ] ballerina. Catch the ball and get up field. I'm going load option to the right. Going to lose to a [ __ ] idiot running this [ __ ] Oh, can I still pitch this? Okay. What the [ __ ] Maintain your pitch distance. Fourth and 14. We're going to block Tomlinson. And we're going yard on this play. I think Terrell Anderson is probably my answer here. I need everyone to block. Ethan [snorts] Davis is butt booty naked. Clutch. I think I'm just going to keep doing this. I'm going to block my running back. And let's use our wide. Guys, we never use our wide receivers. It's kind of exciting. So, I'm just going to back up. Um um what the [ __ ] There's nobody on Terrell Anderson. This guy is obsessed with mid blitz. What the hell is this defense? I'M HIS SAFETIES ARE 20 YARDS BACK. WHAT THE [ __ ] What am I looking at? Oh my god. You're kidding me. Oh my god. He hit my He hit my center's helmet. How can I not expect you to throw it over the [ __ ] cent's helmet? Nobody even JUMPED UP TO SWAT IT. You're just an idiot. I'm running triple option because I'm tilted. This bullshit's going to work. Oh my god. Someone put me in an old folks home. I'm over it. First and 10. We're running sprint whip smash and Terrell Anderson's going to go get dummy yards on this. This is going to be the stupidest play of the day. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] is going on? I got TO HURDLE. I GOTA I JUST GOTA Holy [ __ ] Yeah, I risked a fumble. Oo, MMG, you could have fumbled. You ever lived a day in your life, you little [ __ ] First and 10. I'm going Anderson on this like wheel motion. Oh, this game is built by monkeys. I'm pinching it. Oh, IT WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS GOING ON? LET ME SEE THAT touchdown again because I 100% teleported through somebody. I actually I hit him with the portal 2 portal gun. Holy [ __ ] And I just [ __ ] phasewalked. Remove this game from production. Take this [ __ ] off the shelf. This is [ __ ] up. Sure. That's That's a two-point conversion. Welcome to round two of the playoffs. I do need the under though. We need under 55. So, I have no idea why I went for two. You know, I do have the option in the future to simply go for two. I could just miss my PAT. I can like I can bring the score down, but I got to have the lead to do it. I got no idea what his offense looks like. We going to find out. That says Michael Crabtree. That is Wildcat. It simply has to be. I'm just coming down with Oh, that's a pass. Oh, I just got dotted by a double play. Oh, he wants the smoke. I am so lucky that's not a touchdown. If that was a better ball, 100% touchdown. It's just going to go hand off up the middle and Nate Frasier's going to eat one, but not the second. Now first and 10. I form. I mean, he's already pulled out some shenanigans, but I think it's just a handoff. I'm bringing Shaun T down. Monster play out of the DB. Ryan Nolan, love you, Air Nolan. I'm blitzing him. Blitz him off the edge. He's going to take another hand off up the middle. Whoa. Why are we so slow? Sean Taylor saved the day there. I might have guessed pass. I wasn't aware that I did, but I definitely might have with how slow we were moving there. Bring Shant down. Dude, he's running this ball like crazy. Oh yeah. OH YEAH. SEAN TAYLOR SECOND AND 12. I LITERALLY ABANDONED my post at safety to make that play. That was bold. If I'm him, I'm passing now after watching me do that crazy [ __ ] Here we go. He is passing. Maybe RPO. Actually, he's bunch right. 8 seconds on this. No. So, he's passing. Matthews is on it. He's lucky he overthrew that. That had a chance to be intercepted. Or maybe I'm full of [ __ ] He got step on me. I don't know. It's definitely broken up. Third and 12. Let's find the QB. Come on, Clay. Come on, Clay. Hey, Nolan. Pitch picked up. Ah. [screaming] I am pulling out the full depths of the playbook for this one. Anyway, sick great day OF MATCHMAKING. TATUM DAVIS SHANT T HIS NAME IS Slime You Out. Well, the last guy said he wanted to smoke and he didn't want [ __ ] So, [music] Florida State seminal. We're on the road once again. Hopefully kicking off. We are our third game of the day. Okay, so yes, I CAN SPIN the rage good wheel and I could do all this and all that, but honestly, it's the playoffs and I just want a good game. Win or lose, I want a good game. I ain't counting that [ __ ] And that almost got really bad. He's going to start out and gun. Trips tight end. He's got that Marcel Reed. He's got Nate Frasier in the back field. Let's see what we got. Pass. Clay bottled UP. MARCEL REED ATE A HIT, BUT HE CAN'T EAT TWO. Come on, baby. Way to get home, Dline. Two dudes quit already. Maybe we're just thuming today. Caleb Bacon. Let's get cooking, son. Play action. Oh, well, Dylan Stewart gave him a yard, but he also taught him a lesson. Holy [ __ ] Dylan Stewart. That was crazy. Asserting dominance. I mean, where are you going to throw? What the Dude, the O line in this game is so dog [ __ ] What the [ __ ] I just had four dudes on the quarterback. I swear this game is just like pred How How are that bad? His team is as good as mine. I'm I'm fielding that [ __ ] Field it. Field it. [ __ ] field it. I ain't scared. Do I look scared to you? I ain't scared of [ __ ] MMG, statistically, you would have had better field position. Statistically, I banged your mom 45% of the days this [ __ ] year, brother. You want a statistic? Motion halfbag swing. THERE'S YOUR STATISTIC, BUDDY. Big spin two-piece [ __ ] I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. In game. I'm going to bang your mom. In game. Not Not real. Just in game. Same [ __ ] Different day. Come here, Lag. Let's make something [ __ ] yucky. Disgusting happen. I don't give a [ __ ] Being green bean. I'd quit if I saw that [ __ ] Load option. YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A LOAD OPTION FOR YOUR MOM. She's getting this load either way. COME ON. OH, LOAD OPTION LEFT. Big pitch. SWITCH ON, [ __ ] OKAY, he did. Okay, he did. Okay, he did. Okay, he did. Sprint whip smash. He's about to die about second and eight. Get me left. Get me left. Black way. Way. Oh, I guess I'm going out right. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? I'm him. It's too easy. The game is too easy. They make it too easy for me. I mean, really. [gasps] First and 10. Let's go get a Tudward. And I want it to be easy, too. I don't want to work for it. Second and 10. Second and 10. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT, BABY. Trade ice cream's back. E. He's got his purple mouthpiece from LSU. Lagways wear and tear. How dare you? I haven't even been sacked. Damn, that DTackle and that edge rusher just glitched through everything. If the O line's going to suck for him, it might suck for me, too. Lagwe, you need lock the [ __ ] in, brother. You ain't no injured. Lagway, you're fine. You're bitching for what? Hey, this 6 is good for the under, says me. Good hits. Okay, so I don't know what kind of god roll luck we had last drive where he couldn't block anything, but I wouldn't hate that again. Let me just say. Okay, so just a word of advice. If the the opposing quarterback throws the ball at your face, you should catch it instead of playing volleyball with that thing like you're a girl with a fat ass. Okay, handoff. Nay, Marcel Rid, I regret to inform you that you are absolutely fried back there. Dude, what is with the Dline? Last time I played, I swear it wasn't like this. O line's always been kind of horrible, but this is crazy, dude. They're getting bulldozed. Look at that [ __ ] That was an untouched. Good play. Thank god he jumped for no reason. Why the [ __ ] did that wide receiver jump, bro? If he just kept running, caught that ball, it's tutty. I just got a little bailout attack. This is a handoff, don't you think? Nope. I lied. I lied for fun. Throw here. Throw here, cuck. Good ball. Ooh. Ooh, that was actually spicy. Wait a minute. Is this a ball game? No. Don't be so silly, Matt. This is not a ball game. Don't be silly. Yeah, buddy. Liking 33 Cub 33 Cub defense been nice, dude. They're getting crazy pass rush. Who is James again? Who the hell is James? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm not in the middle. Yeah, that made a whole lot of sense. I think we should watch that one back. >> Good work, Mario. Just how we drew it up. Third and 13. Do it. What? I'm double covered usering that. [screaming] >> Small indie company develops game. One quits. Only two developers on staff. Small indie company just trying to make ends meet. Oh my god. Leonard Moore, catch the [ __ ] ball. That's a pick. I got two two big fat monkey grippers on that thing. [ __ ] Second 10. Hand off. No play action. Absolutely nobody's open. If you convert this, I piss IN MY PANTS. MY USER'S standing there BY THE WAY. HOLY [ __ ] SHANTI. SHANTI. Shanti is a handoff. Do I look stupid, buddy? Second and goal. I'm going man coverage. >> RPO. Hey, Tatum. Tatum. I never run, man. We're going Mike Blitz. [ __ ] it. I'm going to go in the mind. I'm going to go in the mind of a Clay Matthews. I'm going to the mind of Clay Matthews. Come here. Come here. Yeah. Fourth and goal. He's going to go for it. You dirty dog. I'm running prevet. This is where all good goes would run prevet. Boo Carter. Boo Carter. Oh, he's going to step up. That's a bold strategy. Cat. Bang. I can't believe he just did that. Prevent defense. Suck me. Suck me. I'm running orbit to the opposite side. This is kind of insane, but this might work. We are risking a safety. The orbit Anderson orbit. Anderson orbit users over there. Somebody has heat seeker assist on. Oh, I made such a I swear to you, I should have gotten off of that. Maybe go bow here. Maybe go bow here. Maybe go bow here. Damn it. I need a goodter play. I need a goodter play. I need a goodter play. Triple option switch. This could work. His user's in the middle. Yoink. Nope. That was ass. You have to go for this. And you And WE CAN'T LET IT GO TO THE TWO-MINUTE WARNING. WE HAVE TO GO FOR this twoman rush. Bang. Oh, did I catch that [ __ ] ball? OH MY GOD, I CAUGHT THAT BALL. THIS GAME sucks dick. Oh my god. Let's go. First and 10. Slip screen. Oh, they never see it coming. Oh, good blocks. Oh. Oh my god. Triple op. Triple op, dude. [ __ ] heater assist. That [ __ ] is so dumb. Speed option. My fault. OG. Good pitch. Ew. Ew. I got a two-piece chicken nugget out of that. I ain't even going to complain about that. Oh, I need something yuckier than what we're running right now. All right, we're going swing potion swing. Just got to snap it fast enough that his user doesn't get over there. Okay, those blocks sucked. Let's go up 90. Although that's kind of a piss missile. That's kind of a heater. Do Are we built like that? Of course. Oh, I'm not built like that. That fucker's a whiff. I should have gone for it. I should have gone for it. I got to run prevent. Then we just pull him down. Here we go. Pull him down. Come on, Shanti. Little prevent tech. What do they know about prevent? Second and three. Is he going to go no huddle? OH, THAT'S BAD. That's bad cuz we're not in a good defense here. But no, just believe. Just believe. Oh, man up three deep. Third and three. We're running man up three deep. No, no, no, no, no, no. This strategy has worked for us. You think I'm going to stop now? Man up three deep. >> Marcel Reed's down. Man up three deep. IT'S MORE THAN THREE. COME ON. You can't get a yard on man up three deep. >> Come on. WHAT YOU GOT, SUNNY? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. It was pretty good. >> That was pretty good. Yeah. Oh, catch the ball. Dude, does Leonard Moore have a CTE? Does Leonard Moore have traumatic brain injury? Cuz he's literally done that every single time. He's an idiot. He would have two interceptions right now. Oh, you're bagged. Oh, you're [laughter] I'm just goodter, Marcel. I don't know what to tell you. Great defense. Calked. Calked. Cal. Cal. Calculated. Calked. Oh my god. Can I get a pick, please? We're running manup 3D. Intercept the ball. Here we go. CLAY. CLAY. MAN UP 3D. CLAMPS. It's just the META DEFENSE. THAT'S WHAT all the pros are running. That's why I ran it. Obviously, I can't think for myself. That's a joke. I don't think the pros are running that. I think you guys should know that's a joke. Dot City. I'm him. Oh my god. I didn't I DIDN'T EVEN AGREE THAT, DUDE. I just don't I just sat on his [ __ ] face. Okay. Well, I whiffed a field goal already, so that seems a little bit sus as an option. We still have a timeout. And I'm still him. Oh, Andy. Andy. Oh, creepy. Get down. Get down. One second on the clock. We have to go for the touchdown. It's a law. I'm not [ __ ] Oh, kick the field goal. Suck me. Uh, I need that motion play. Motion speed option. THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY PLAY THAT'S worked for me in this scenario. Hopefully, he follows ETHAN DAVIS. HERE WE GO. BANG. PITCH. Holy [ __ ] BLOCK SOMEBODY. >> SIX to zero. Do I get the ball here? I kind of think I get the ball here. [laughter] Well, we can take the lead now. You ain't slamming nobody out, bro. You're getting shut out by the poo poo pee pe squad. We running man up deep. Come on. Come on, Jeremiah. Jeremiah, just house calling. My offense is so insane right now. It's It's I'm getting physically ill watching it. Okie dokie. We're a second half team. We're a second half team and that's why we run inside zone to Leinian Tomlinson and get three yards. This is defense, bro. You're going to get lit up. Dare I say you're gonna get dotted the freak up, man. Hell yeah. Lagway's got a 200 piece at Tutti. No interceptions. Field goal this, field goal that, bro. Feel my in your mouth. First and 10. Lagway. Patience. Good. Lagway. Lagway. Oh. Oh. Oh. BLOCK YOU [ __ ] WHO'S NUMBER NINE? I'M COMING FOR YOUR ASS. WE'RE going hatback swing. What happened to this play? That play used to be goated with the sauce. Now it's poo poo baby. Inside zone second and 12. Come on. Come on LT. Good box. Oh my god. These guys are flying up to the ball. The Texas route has been lethal today. Is this main coverage? No. Double team on the right side. Good for lagway. Oh my god. If you do that lag way, this game sucks. OH MY GOD. If I was on the other end of this, I literally I'd have raw knuckles. I'd my fist would be through the [ __ ] screen. Swear to you. BIG SPIN. OH, DOESN'T [ __ ] Come on. Seven rushes, 10 yards might be the worst game that Danny Thompson has ever had. I'm going sprint whip smash. Send mostly this way. This is about to get [ __ ] ugly, let me tell you that. How am I in? What [laughter] the [ __ ] Get goodter. Get goodter. Get goodter. Oh my god. Lagway is obliterated. He's so slow right now. He's actually so slow. I don't know what the hell we're running, dude. I'm I'm casting a spell. Okay. It literally is not rushing anybody. Dot. Oh, I meant to throw it to X. Sometimes you have to assert dominance by onsite kicking. Honestly, if it burnt one of his timeouts, it would be huge. Assert dominance. Assert dominance. Assert dominance. I'm bouncing on it crazy style. OH MY GOD, IT WAS OFF HIS DOMEIES. DUDE, get a refund on this game. I'm serious. Whoever I am playing, you need to get a refund right now. You need to request to get your schmacks back, brother. Ethan Davis, go do it again for like the 80th time today. That's good defense. Your DB did low-key teleport to me, which is low-key not cool, but low-key everything I've done in this game is [ __ ] horshit shenanigans, so I don't even care. That's just a tit for attack. You already know what it is. Second and 10. Shall we make a play? Two man rush. Ethan Davis, Green Bean, two man rush. The bull strap. I'm going to get Terrell Anderson a dot here. So, Tampa two. This is Tampa two. You are cooked. It's not patience, my dear. I'M RUNNING OUT OF EMOTES. I'M RUNNING OUT OF COMMENTARY. What the [ __ ] [screaming] I I have nothing for you. What on earth are we watching? Low curanuologically dot. Damn, he went up for that one-handed. It is 18 to zero. Because you know why, guys? It's cuz I'm outskilling him with my skill. Ah, [ __ ] He just outskilled me. [ __ ] He just outskilled me again. Ah, but I outskilled him right there. Too much skill. Too much skill. Don't run the ball, cuck. You got to earn it. You got to earn your tutty, Marcel. You got You didn't earn it, Marcel. You have to earn it like me. [laughter] That's 10 minutes too late for the record. That's 10 minutes too late. I would have done that [ __ ] so long ago. What the hell do we do for this episode? I mean, honestly, what do we do for this episode? AM I SPINNING the rage WHEEL? OKAY, HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING to do. The challenge wheel in the playoffs is busted and I technically got an under in both games, but that's cuz both of them quit. I am not going to spin the razor wheel, but I will take my challenge, which is one of any pack in the store, including the training store. So, we're gonna get a absolute giga monster for this. Stars of the week has limiteds right now. The only problem is I could accidentally get a dupe on Trent Mley, Morsley, whatever that dude's name is. I think it's worth getting a limited. I'm just going to do it. It's the newest promo, Stars of the Week, guaranteed 89 plus for keeping the score. What is that? Look behind you. What? What is that in your room? Look behind you right now. Look behind you. Okay, so we're going to do 189 plus stars of the week training pack. We just can't get that dupe player. I don't think we will. I think we're GOATED AND THERE'S NO CHANCE. Holy [ __ ] What is that behind you? Look behind you right now. I swear to God, something just something just moved in your room behind you right now. I swear to God. We're going to go with the stars of the week. 89 [music] plus training back. Obie, we could get anything here. Any 89 plus. Oo, Zack Mochin. Eastern Michigan just wants to be on this team. 89 overall, weak side linebacker, 92 tackle, 91 pursuit, 87 speed, 88 XL. Kid can move. Mochin is honestly a pretty big upgrade on Caleb Bacon. How about Caleb Bacon's so tall? I kind of still like Caleb Bacon. I'm going to move him to middle linebacker. Yeah, he'll be good here. Not a lot of uses for him. Maybe stars of the week was not the pack to go with there. But most importantly, gentlemen, we're moving on. Our 87 overall team, all our new wide receivers, all our new players are moving on to the third round of the college football playoffs. All right, boys. I love you. I'll see you in the next video. Peace. [music] >> [music]