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The video documents the intense journey of a college football playoff run during the second round, where the narrator faces off against formidable opponents while managing a roster that is both powerful and flawed. Although the team boasts an elite offensive line featuring Trent Mosley and a deep group of wide receivers including DeAndre Moore, the running back position remains a critical weakness with Leian Tomlinson becoming outdated against modern 90-overall defenses. To address these issues, the narrator utilizes two wheel spins to acquire significant upgrades, securing Terrell Anderson as a high-speed wide receiver and Will James to replace a liability at cornerback, ultimately boosting the team's overall rating to 87 before entering their crucial matchups.
The gameplay is characterized by chaotic and often glitch-filled encounters that test the limits of the game engine itself. In the first match against Oregon, the narrator struggles with bizarre physics where players seemingly teleport through defenders and hurdle obstacles without proper contact, leading to frustration over a botched two-point conversion attempt. The second game against Central Michigan becomes even more absurd as the opponent relies heavily on mid-blitz strategies that seem designed to confuse the offense, while the narrator's own team suffers from poor blocking and defensive lapses that allow easy gains for the opposition despite having superior talent on paper.
Despite the technical glitches and the chaotic nature of the matches, the narrator manages to secure victories in both games, though they narrowly miss a specific playoff challenge wheel bonus by failing to keep the combined score under 55 points. The third game against Florida State is particularly grueling, featuring a defensive struggle where the opponent's pass rush overwhelms the offensive line and forces multiple sacks, yet the narrator eventually finds success with trick plays like the slip screen and motion speed option to drive down the field for a touchdown. After winning the round, the narrator decides to skip the rage wheel spin in favor of opening a limited "Stars of the Week" training pack to acquire an 89-overall linebacker, ensuring they are fully stocked before advancing to the third round and the national championship hunt.
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the wheel [singing] of college playoffs.
Last episode was the first ROUND OF THE
PLAYOFFS. WE GOT OFF TO an amazing
start. Took a 14 to0 lead, but my
opponent scored back. I turned the ball
over and he scored again and all of a
sudden it was anybody's game. But after
a clutch drive and a huge stop from the
defense, he had enough. Called it quits.
So, we're moving on to the second round
of the college football playoffs. today.
Two games stand between us and the
national championship. And we've got a
monster squad to compete with right now.
Offensive line is stacked. Monster tight
end, great wide receivers. We recently
added 89 overall stars of the week,
Trent Mosley. Excited to get to use him.
And even though my backfield has been
amazing, I can feel that my running
backs are outdated. Leanian Tomlinson
virtually every single game is getting
hawkked down because teams are 90
overall now. So, they've got 90 and 91
speed, which feels horrible to say
because LT is like our MVP, but there's
a small chance I got to get another
running back, especially because our
offensive game plan is so run dominant.
It might be worth it. Regardless, we
made huge defensive upgrades. Shawn
Taylor and Rod Woodson in this secondary
is crazy. My linebackers remain the
same, but overall for this playoff run,
there's only a few small upgrades we can
make. We've got a monster teeth, so
let's double down on what we're great
at. Let's get some heaters here today.
Trying to win another playoff game.
Don't forget this is the playoffs, so we
only have two wheel spins, but the wheel
is juiced and hopefully we can use that
to our advantage today. That's exactly
what we're going to do. Prime prospects
450,000 coins. So DJ Lagway is a prime
prospect. DeAndre Moore is. My center
and my left guard are from that same
promo actually. So we really just got to
figure out what's the best player we can
get. I kind of want I kind of want a
running back. I can't believe I'm saying
that. Okay, so these are the best prime
prospects in the game. JJ Buchanan is
just under 450,000. Hollywood Smothers.
How do you end up getting named that?
That is a banger name. Hollywood
Smothers. And this is kind of what I was
talking about. He's a lot faster than
LT. I mean, I could put Hollywood where
Bo is. Bo is really slow now. Cam
Coleman. Oh, Cam Coleman's 800,000
coins. Damn. I was about to say he's
6389 speed. I kind of want him. There
are so many monsters in here, dude. I
can't bring myself to do a running back
yet. I can't do it. I'm sorry. I can't
bring myself to do this. Um, this is
Trent Mosley. Same team except he's 6'2.
Terrell Anderson, 89 speed, 89
acceleration, way taller. I want
offensive firepower. Wow. And he's just
barely in our budget. 425,000 coins. Our
wide receivers are getting nasty. Our
wide receivers are actually so good now
that I have DeAndre Moore at wide
receiver 4. It is good though. Wear and
tear can be bad. So, if anybody on this
lineup gets wear and tear, they're
coming out for our depth guys. Wow.
Depth at wide receiver. [music] We are
in the playoffs for sure. We end up
getting an 89 overall wide receiver on
that first spin. I guess I wouldn't mind
going maybe DT tackle. Something
defensive on this second one. I'm going
to earn it. I'm going to earn it. Oh,
damn. I got to do a lot, guys. I swear I
did chess today at the gym. It was
crazy. Otherwise, I'd do way more. I
swear to God. Every push-up is 5,000
coins. I cannot drop to my knees. I can
pause, but I can't drop to my knees.
It's how many I can get before I drop.
Friendly reminder that I'm better than
you. I'm more handsome than you. I'm
gayer than you. I'm straighter than you.
I have more bread than you. I get more
girls than you. I've got a fatter ass
you. If I miss anything, let me know.
>> Damn, that's gay.
>> [ __ ]
50 on the nose piece. Damn. [snorts] If
I didn't bench, bro, if I didn't bench
225, five sets of 10 today, bro,
probably would have done 200. That's a
bummer. Okay, 50 push-ups times 5,000
coins is 250,000 coins to spend on one
player. Honest to God, my team captains
suck. I hate saying that cuz it's
Colorado season, so you always want your
team captains to be the best players on
your team. But Boo Carter is 5'11 with
87 speed. He's like low-key the biggest
liability on my defense. Yeah, this is
honestly a huge upgrade. Will James is
205,000 coins, so he's within our
budget. He is taller and faster and
better than Carter and everything. It
genuinely does feel bad, but this isn't
Madden. In Madden, there's only 32
teams. So, your team captains usually
are monsters and they keep getting a lot
of upgrades. College is just so
different, bro. There are so many teams
and so many players. There is a chance
Bu Carter comes in on nickel or dime
sets at slot corner. And I can set
DeAndre Moore to return kicks and punts.
All right, our two wheel spins are in
the books. We've got Will James at
corner and we've got Terrell Anderson at
wide receiver. 87 overall team heading
into our second playoff game. Of course,
very importantly is the playoff
challenge wheel. And I just barely
missed this last game. It was incredibly
depressing. So hopefully we can get it
today. Is that an under? Under under 55.
I hate these because then I can't get my
40 bomb. Unless I I mean I unless we
hold them to 14 and score 40. The
combined total score of the game needs
to be under 55. If I have 30 and he has
31, that's 61. So, I would not get the
under in that scenario. You guys are
genius rocket scientist Harvard
graduates who could never miss a read,
never miss a wideopen receiver, and
you're excellent at watching back Madden
[ __ ] footage and telling me who I
should have thrown to. Suck me. Second
round of the college. Ooh, Warren Moon,
Hollywood Smothers. Carlin Simmons. I
almost had you, Hollywood. I almost did.
Colorado versus Oregon in round two. We
got home field advantage. Would you look
at that? The rap first. Geeken FF Wawa.
Holy [ __ ] We have an excellent
contributing member of society here. He
did his absolute best to get his team
name to say the Jeffy epi word. I don't
think I can say it on YouTube, but um I
mean, am I much better? My gamer tags
have been Jobless Chud to Sex Hav to
Super Goonar. etc., etc., etc. Damn,
those Oregon jerseys look clean, though.
This is a sick matchup. He's going to
start out with a handoff to Siri Gaines.
And we're going to get a decent stop.
Warren Moon at quarterback. He's a
pretty cool quarterback. He's going to
go for the double handoff. I don't know
how we missed him there. Gains got 15
yards on two carries. He's moving the
rock. All right, pull Shant T down a
little bit. Let's get Shant T ready in
case he really wants to keep running
that football. Got a pass here. Caleb
Bacon's ready. I don't know where he was
going, but I think it was clamped. All
righty. Well, all right. Well, that's
playoffs game two. Good game. We win.
Peace.
I'm kidding. DeAndre Moore, Nate
Frasier, Colton Joseph, Ethan Davis, two
Shant. We got homefield advantage taking
on the Chipawas. Want the smoke? Do you
want the smoke? Central Michigan. Oh my
god. I think this is the first time in
my history playing someone online that
is Central Michigan.
Crazy. You know, Antonio Brown played
for Central Michigan. Fun fact. WHY
DON'T WE START OUT GIVING HIM THE SMOKE?
HE SAID HE WANTS THE SMOKE. And that
looks like mid blitz. People who run
midlits don't want the smoke. That is
mid blitz.
Ah, it's going to be like that today, is
it? Didn't we teach you guys? Didn't we
teach you guys that midlitz isn't good
anymore? We taught the mid blitz isn't
good anymore when we ran halfback swing.
I call this the mid blitz stopper, boys.
And he is definitely a mid blitz.
Leanian Tomlinson. Can you house call
it? Second and 18. Kenny.
HOLY [ __ ] WHY the Why the [ __ ] are you
doing a pyouette? You're not a [ __ ]
ballerina. Catch the ball and get up
field. I'm going load option to the
right. Going to lose to a [ __ ] idiot
running
this [ __ ] Oh, can I still pitch
this? Okay. What the [ __ ] Maintain your
pitch distance. Fourth and 14. We're
going to block Tomlinson. And we're
going yard on this play. I think Terrell
Anderson is probably my answer here. I
need everyone to block.
Ethan [snorts] Davis is butt booty
naked.
Clutch. I think I'm just going to keep
doing this. I'm going to block my
running back. And let's use our wide.
Guys, we never use our wide receivers.
It's kind of exciting. So, I'm just
going to back up. Um um what the [ __ ]
There's nobody on Terrell Anderson. This
guy is obsessed with mid blitz. What the
hell is this defense? I'M HIS SAFETIES
ARE 20 YARDS BACK. WHAT THE [ __ ]
What am I looking at? Oh my god. You're
kidding me. Oh my god. He hit my He hit
my center's helmet. How can I not expect
you to throw it over the [ __ ] cent's
helmet? Nobody even JUMPED UP TO SWAT
IT. You're just an idiot. I'm running
triple option because I'm tilted.
This bullshit's going to work. Oh my
god. Someone put me in an old folks
home. I'm over it. First and 10. We're
running sprint whip smash and Terrell
Anderson's going to go get dummy yards
on this. This is going to be the
stupidest play of the day. Oh my god.
What the [ __ ] is going on? I got TO
HURDLE. I GOTA I JUST GOTA Holy [ __ ]
Yeah, I risked a fumble. Oo,
MMG, you could have fumbled. You ever
lived a day in your life, you little
[ __ ] First and 10. I'm going Anderson
on this like wheel motion. Oh,
this game is built by monkeys. I'm
pinching it. Oh, IT WOULDN'T EVEN LET
ME. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS GOING ON? LET ME
SEE THAT touchdown again because I 100%
teleported through somebody. I actually
I hit him with the portal 2 portal gun.
Holy [ __ ] And I just [ __ ]
phasewalked. Remove this game from
production. Take this [ __ ] off the
shelf. This is [ __ ] up. Sure. That's
That's a two-point conversion. Welcome
to round two of the playoffs.
I do need the under though. We need
under 55. So, I have no idea why I went
for two. You know, I do have the option
in the future to simply go for two. I
could just miss my PAT. I can like I can
bring the score down, but I got to have
the lead to do it. I got no idea what
his offense looks like. We going to find
out. That says Michael Crabtree. That is
Wildcat. It simply has to be. I'm just
coming down with Oh, that's a pass. Oh,
I just got dotted by a double play. Oh,
he wants the smoke. I am so lucky that's
not a touchdown. If that was a better
ball, 100% touchdown.
It's just going to go hand off up the
middle and Nate Frasier's going to eat
one, but not the second. Now first and
10. I form. I mean, he's already pulled
out some shenanigans, but I think it's
just a handoff. I'm bringing Shaun T
down.
Monster play out of the DB. Ryan Nolan,
love you, Air Nolan. I'm blitzing him.
Blitz him off the edge. He's going to
take another hand off up the middle.
Whoa. Why are we so slow? Sean Taylor
saved the day there. I might have
guessed pass. I wasn't aware that I did,
but I definitely might have with how
slow we were moving there. Bring Shant
down. Dude, he's running this ball like
crazy. Oh yeah. OH YEAH. SEAN TAYLOR
SECOND AND 12. I LITERALLY ABANDONED my
post at safety to make that play. That
was bold. If I'm him, I'm passing now
after watching me do that crazy [ __ ]
Here we go. He is passing. Maybe RPO.
Actually, he's bunch right. 8 seconds on
this. No. So, he's passing. Matthews is
on it. He's lucky he overthrew that.
That had a chance to be intercepted. Or
maybe I'm full of [ __ ] He got step on
me. I don't know. It's definitely broken
up. Third and 12. Let's find the QB.
Come on, Clay. Come on, Clay. Hey,
Nolan. Pitch picked up.
Ah. [screaming]
I am pulling out the full depths of the
playbook for this one. Anyway, sick
great day OF MATCHMAKING. TATUM DAVIS
SHANT T HIS NAME IS Slime You Out. Well,
the last guy said he wanted to smoke and
he didn't want [ __ ] So, [music] Florida
State seminal. We're on the road once
again. Hopefully kicking off. We are our
third game of the day. Okay, so yes, I
CAN SPIN the rage good wheel and I could
do all this and all that, but honestly,
it's the playoffs and I just want a good
game. Win or lose, I want a good game. I
ain't counting that [ __ ]
And that almost got really bad. He's
going to start out and gun. Trips tight
end. He's got that Marcel Reed. He's got
Nate Frasier in the back field.
Let's see what we got. Pass. Clay
bottled UP. MARCEL REED ATE A HIT, BUT
HE CAN'T EAT TWO. Come on, baby. Way to
get home, Dline. Two dudes quit already.
Maybe we're just thuming today. Caleb
Bacon. Let's get cooking, son. Play
action.
Oh, well, Dylan Stewart gave him a yard,
but he also taught him a lesson. Holy
[ __ ] Dylan Stewart. That was crazy.
Asserting dominance. I mean, where are
you going to throw? What the Dude, the O
line in this game is so dog [ __ ] What
the [ __ ] I just had four dudes on the
quarterback. I swear this game is just
like pred How How are that bad? His team
is as good as mine. I'm I'm fielding
that [ __ ] Field it. Field it. [ __ ]
field it.
I ain't scared.
Do I look scared to you?
I ain't scared of [ __ ] MMG,
statistically, you would have had better
field position. Statistically, I banged
your mom 45% of the days this [ __ ]
year, brother. You want a statistic?
Motion halfbag swing. THERE'S YOUR
STATISTIC, BUDDY. Big spin two-piece
[ __ ] I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. I
lied. In game. I'm going to bang your
mom. In game. Not Not real. Just in
game. Same [ __ ] Different day. Come
here, Lag. Let's make something [ __ ]
yucky. Disgusting happen. I don't give a
[ __ ] Being
green bean. I'd quit if I saw that [ __ ]
Load option. YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A LOAD
OPTION FOR YOUR MOM. She's getting this
load either way. COME ON. OH, LOAD
OPTION LEFT. Big pitch. SWITCH ON,
[ __ ] OKAY, he did. Okay, he did. Okay,
he did. Okay, he did. Sprint whip smash.
He's about to die about
second and eight. Get me left. Get me
left. Black way. Way. Oh, I guess I'm
going out right. What the hell? What the
hell? What the hell? I'm him.
It's too easy. The game is too easy.
They make it too easy for me. I mean,
really.
[gasps]
First and 10. Let's go get a Tudward.
And I want it to be easy, too. I don't
want to work for it.
Second and 10. Second and 10. LET ME
TELL YOU WHAT, BABY. Trade ice cream's
back. E.
He's got his purple mouthpiece from LSU.
Lagways wear and tear. How dare you? I
haven't even been sacked.
Damn, that DTackle and that edge rusher
just glitched through everything. If the
O line's going to suck for him, it might
suck for me, too. Lagwe, you need lock
the [ __ ] in, brother. You ain't no
injured. Lagway, you're fine. You're
bitching for what? Hey, this 6 is good
for the under,
says me. Good hits. Okay, so I don't
know what kind of god roll luck we had
last drive where he couldn't block
anything, but I wouldn't hate that
again. Let me just say.
Okay, so just a word of advice. If the
the opposing quarterback throws the ball
at your face, you should catch it
instead of playing volleyball with that
thing like you're a girl with a fat ass.
Okay,
handoff. Nay, Marcel Rid, I regret to
inform you that you are absolutely fried
back there. Dude, what is with the
Dline? Last time I played, I swear it
wasn't like this. O line's always been
kind of horrible, but this is crazy,
dude. They're getting
bulldozed. Look at that [ __ ] That was
an untouched. Good play. Thank god he
jumped for no reason. Why the [ __ ] did
that wide receiver jump, bro? If he just
kept running, caught that ball, it's
tutty. I just got a little bailout
attack. This is a handoff, don't you
think? Nope. I lied. I lied for fun.
Throw here. Throw here, cuck. Good ball.
Ooh. Ooh, that was actually spicy. Wait
a minute. Is this a ball game? No. Don't
be so silly, Matt. This is not a ball
game. Don't be silly.
Yeah, buddy. Liking 33 Cub 33 Cub
defense been nice, dude. They're getting
crazy pass rush. Who is James again? Who
the hell is James?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm not in the middle.
Yeah, that made a whole lot of sense. I
think we should watch that one back.
>> Good work, Mario. Just how we drew it
up. Third and 13.
Do it.
What? I'm double covered usering that.
[screaming]
>> Small indie company develops game. One
quits. Only two developers on staff.
Small indie company just trying to make
ends meet. Oh my god. Leonard Moore,
catch the [ __ ] ball.
That's a pick. I got two two big fat
monkey grippers on that thing. [ __ ]
Second 10. Hand off. No play action.
Absolutely nobody's open. If you convert
this, I piss IN MY PANTS.
MY USER'S standing there BY THE WAY.
HOLY [ __ ] SHANTI. SHANTI. Shanti is a
handoff. Do I look stupid, buddy? Second
and goal. I'm going man coverage.
>> RPO.
Hey,
Tatum. Tatum.
I never run, man. We're going Mike
Blitz. [ __ ] it. I'm going to go in the
mind. I'm going to go in the mind of a
Clay Matthews. I'm going to the mind of
Clay Matthews. Come here. Come here.
Yeah. Fourth and goal. He's going to go
for it. You dirty dog. I'm running
prevet. This is where all good goes
would run prevet. Boo Carter.
Boo Carter. Oh, he's going to step up.
That's a bold strategy. Cat. Bang. I
can't believe he just did that. Prevent
defense. Suck me. Suck me. I'm running
orbit to the opposite side. This is kind
of insane, but this might work. We are
risking a safety. The orbit Anderson
orbit.
Anderson orbit users over there.
Somebody has heat seeker assist on. Oh,
I made such a I swear to you, I should
have gotten off of that. Maybe go bow
here. Maybe go bow here. Maybe go bow
here.
Damn it. I need a goodter play. I need a
goodter play. I need a goodter play.
Triple option switch. This could work.
His user's in the middle. Yoink.
Nope. That was ass. You have to go for
this. And you And WE CAN'T LET IT GO TO
THE TWO-MINUTE WARNING. WE HAVE TO GO
FOR this
twoman rush.
Bang.
Oh,
did I catch that [ __ ] ball? OH MY
GOD, I CAUGHT THAT BALL. THIS GAME sucks
dick. Oh my god. Let's go. First and 10.
Slip screen. Oh, they never see it
coming. Oh, good blocks. Oh.
Oh my god. Triple op. Triple op,
dude. [ __ ] heater assist. That [ __ ] is
so dumb. Speed option. My fault. OG.
Good pitch. Ew. Ew.
I got a two-piece chicken nugget out of
that. I ain't even going to complain
about that. Oh, I need something yuckier
than what we're running right now. All
right, we're going swing potion swing.
Just got to snap it fast enough that his
user doesn't get over there. Okay, those
blocks sucked. Let's go up 90. Although
that's kind of a piss missile. That's
kind of a heater. Do Are we built like
that? Of course. Oh, I'm not built like
that. That fucker's a whiff.
I should have gone for it. I should have
gone for it. I got to run prevent. Then
we just pull him down. Here we go. Pull
him down. Come on, Shanti. Little
prevent tech. What do they know about
prevent?
Second and three. Is he going to go no
huddle? OH, THAT'S BAD. That's bad cuz
we're not in a good defense here. But
no, just believe.
Just believe. Oh, man up three deep.
Third and three. We're running man up
three deep. No, no, no, no, no, no. This
strategy has worked for us. You think
I'm going to stop now?
Man up three deep.
>> Marcel Reed's down. Man up three deep.
IT'S MORE THAN THREE. COME ON. You can't
get a yard on man up three deep.
>> Come on.
WHAT YOU GOT, SUNNY? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. It was pretty
good.
>> That was pretty good. Yeah.
Oh, catch the ball. Dude, does Leonard
Moore have a CTE? Does Leonard Moore
have traumatic brain injury? Cuz he's
literally done that every single time.
He's an idiot. He would have two
interceptions right now.
Oh, you're bagged. Oh, you're
[laughter]
I'm just goodter, Marcel. I don't know
what to tell you. Great defense. Calked.
Calked. Cal. Cal. Calculated.
Calked. Oh my god. Can I get a pick,
please? We're running manup 3D.
Intercept the ball. Here we go.
CLAY. CLAY. MAN UP 3D. CLAMPS. It's just
the META DEFENSE. THAT'S WHAT all the
pros are running. That's why I ran it.
Obviously, I can't think for myself.
That's a joke. I don't think the pros
are running that. I think you guys
should know that's a joke. Dot City. I'm
him. Oh my god. I didn't I DIDN'T EVEN
AGREE THAT, DUDE. I just don't I just
sat on his [ __ ] face. Okay. Well, I
whiffed a field goal already, so that
seems a little bit sus as an option. We
still have a timeout. And I'm still him.
Oh, Andy. Andy. Oh, creepy. Get down.
Get down. One second on the clock. We
have to go for the touchdown. It's a
law. I'm not [ __ ] Oh, kick the field
goal. Suck me. Uh, I need that motion
play. Motion speed option. THIS IS LIKE
THE ONLY PLAY THAT'S worked for me in
this scenario. Hopefully, he follows
ETHAN DAVIS. HERE WE GO.
BANG. PITCH.
Holy [ __ ]
BLOCK SOMEBODY.
>> SIX to zero. Do I get the ball here? I
kind of think I get the ball here.
[laughter] Well, we can take the lead
now. You ain't slamming nobody out, bro.
You're getting shut out by the poo poo
pee pe squad. We running man up deep.
Come on. Come on, Jeremiah. Jeremiah,
just house calling. My offense is so
insane right now. It's It's I'm getting
physically ill watching it. Okie dokie.
We're a second half team. We're a second
half team and that's why we run inside
zone to Leinian Tomlinson and get three
yards. This is defense, bro. You're
going to get lit up.
Dare I say you're gonna get dotted the
freak up, man. Hell yeah. Lagway's got a
200 piece at Tutti. No interceptions.
Field goal this, field goal that, bro.
Feel my in your mouth. First and 10.
Lagway. Patience. Good. Lagway. Lagway.
Oh. Oh. Oh. BLOCK YOU [ __ ] WHO'S
NUMBER NINE? I'M COMING FOR YOUR ASS.
WE'RE going hatback swing.
What happened to this play? That play
used to be goated with the sauce. Now
it's poo poo baby. Inside zone second
and 12. Come on. Come on LT.
Good box. Oh my god. These guys are
flying up to the ball. The Texas route
has been lethal today. Is this main
coverage?
No. Double team on the right side. Good
for lagway. Oh my god. If you do that
lag way,
this game sucks. OH MY GOD. If I was on
the other end of this, I literally I'd
have raw knuckles. I'd my fist would be
through the [ __ ] screen. Swear to
you.
BIG SPIN. OH, DOESN'T [ __ ] Come on.
Seven rushes, 10 yards might be the
worst game that Danny Thompson has ever
had. I'm going sprint whip smash. Send
mostly this way. This is about to get
[ __ ] ugly, let me tell you that.
How am I in?
What [laughter] the [ __ ]
Get goodter. Get goodter. Get goodter.
Oh my god. Lagway is obliterated. He's
so slow right now. He's actually so
slow. I don't know what the hell we're
running, dude. I'm I'm casting a spell.
Okay. It literally is not rushing
anybody. Dot.
Oh, I meant to throw it to X. Sometimes
you have to assert dominance by onsite
kicking. Honestly, if it burnt one of
his timeouts, it would be huge. Assert
dominance. Assert dominance. Assert
dominance.
I'm bouncing on it crazy style. OH MY
GOD, IT WAS OFF HIS DOMEIES. DUDE, get a
refund on this game. I'm serious.
Whoever I am playing, you need to get a
refund right now. You need to request to
get your schmacks back, brother. Ethan
Davis, go do it again for like the 80th
time today. That's good defense. Your DB
did low-key teleport to me, which is
low-key not cool, but low-key everything
I've done in this game is [ __ ]
horshit shenanigans, so I don't even
care. That's just a tit for attack. You
already know what it is. Second and 10.
Shall we make a play? Two man rush.
Ethan Davis, Green Bean, two man rush.
The bull strap. I'm going to get Terrell
Anderson a dot here. So, Tampa two. This
is Tampa two. You are cooked.
It's not patience, my dear.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF EMOTES. I'M RUNNING
OUT OF COMMENTARY.
What the [ __ ] [screaming]
I I have nothing for you. What on earth
are we watching?
Low curanuologically
dot.
Damn, he went up for that one-handed. It
is 18 to zero. Because you know why,
guys? It's cuz I'm outskilling him with
my skill. Ah, [ __ ] He just outskilled
me.
[ __ ] He just outskilled me again. Ah,
but I outskilled him right there. Too
much skill. Too much skill. Don't run
the ball, cuck.
You got to earn it. You got to earn your
tutty, Marcel. You got You didn't earn
it, Marcel. You have to earn it like me.
[laughter]
That's 10 minutes too late for the
record. That's 10 minutes too late. I
would have done that [ __ ] so long ago.
What the hell do we do for this episode?
I mean, honestly, what do we do for this
episode? AM I SPINNING the rage WHEEL?
OKAY, HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING to do. The
challenge wheel in the playoffs is
busted and I technically got an under in
both games, but that's cuz both of them
quit. I am not going to spin the razor
wheel, but I will take my challenge,
which is one of any pack in the store,
including the training store. So, we're
gonna get a absolute giga monster for
this. Stars of the week has limiteds
right now. The only problem is I could
accidentally get a dupe on Trent Mley,
Morsley, whatever that dude's name is. I
think it's worth getting a limited. I'm
just going to do it. It's the newest
promo, Stars of the Week, guaranteed 89
plus for keeping the score.
What is that? Look behind you. What?
What is that in your room? Look behind
you right now. Look behind you. Okay, so
we're going to do 189 plus stars of the
week training pack. We just can't get
that dupe player. I don't think we will.
I think we're GOATED AND THERE'S NO
CHANCE. Holy [ __ ] What is that behind
you? Look behind you right now. I swear
to God, something just something just
moved in your room behind you right now.
I swear to God. We're going to go with
the stars of the week. 89 [music] plus
training back. Obie, we could get
anything here. Any 89 plus. Oo, Zack
Mochin. Eastern Michigan just wants to
be on this team. 89 overall, weak side
linebacker, 92 tackle, 91 pursuit, 87
speed, 88 XL. Kid can move. Mochin is
honestly a pretty big upgrade on Caleb
Bacon. How about Caleb Bacon's so tall?
I kind of still like Caleb Bacon. I'm
going to move him to middle linebacker.
Yeah, he'll be good here. Not a lot of
uses for him. Maybe stars of the week
was not the pack to go with there. But
most importantly, gentlemen, we're
moving on. Our 87 overall team, all our
new wide receivers, all our new players
are moving on to the third round of the
college football playoffs. All right,
boys. I love you. I'll see you in the
next video. Peace.
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