Our Offense is UNSTOPPABLE! Wheel of CUT Ep. #15

Win or go [screaming] home. THIS IS THE WHEEL OF COLLEGE Colorado season, where we start with a base silver lineup and every episode, we spin a wheel to build onto our team. In order to make the playoffs, we need to win five games before we lose three, and our current record is three and two. Two wins and we got a shot at a natty, but one loss and it's all over. Last episode was a huge one for us. We have a season-long challenge to get a thousand plus rushing yards, and if we complete it, we get a jackpot any single player in the game. And last episode, we ran the ball like a maniac, taking our full tally to 710 out of a thousand plus. With only two games left, we have to rush for about 145 yards in each of these games, and while that is a tough task, our offensive line has gotten way better. If I can secure a really good center in this episode, I'll have a fully complete offensive LINE. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT today is the debut of our brand new quarterback, DJ Lagway. He's an 89 overall limited. He's one of the best players on this team, and he's fast as well, so we might get some rushing yards out of him. As far as additions to the roster we want to make today, Michael Crabtree is a bit of a liability at wide receiver. I could also grab a left guard and a left tackle if I really wanted to. But defense should probably be my focus. We still don't have a weakside linebacker. We still don't have a strong safety. Chris Peel could use an upgrade as well, and I guess I could get a new punter, but who punts? Last game was our first game where we really had a commanding victory, so we need to build on that. Also, the college football real-life season has officially kicked off, which also means we're very close to the NFL season, so I'll be posting this series three times a week. I hope you're ready. We've got three wheel spins to add onto this team, then we'll hop into a game. If we win, we'll be four and two, which would be huge, and an 86 choice could land me that center that I really want. It could also land me the strong safety I really want. With this spin, we could get any 86 overall player in the game. So, first things first, I'm just going to look at centers. We could go West Virginia, land in Livingston. We could go Kennesaw State, Mateo Guvera. And we could go Dominic Giudice of Mizzou. Honestly, like how often are we going to get a Kennesaw State Owl? This seems incredibly rare. He's not a great run blocker, but he's a very good pass blocker. Honestly, I just want a Kennesaw State kid. That's just never going to happen. So, that offensive line, 86 84 86 89 87. The right side's a lot stronger, so I should try to focus my run game to that side. This team is coming together. Dude, we've been backed against the wall since we were one and two, but we are climbing out, which is gigantic for us. As we get 250,000 to spend on one player, I think I'm just going to go strong safety now. Maybe. It just depends on the position though, that's the problem. Some positions are so much more expensive. No, we've got a shot here. There's exactly one guy, Ryan Nolan. But he's 5'10. He's a Texas State Bobcat. His hip power isn't great. I can't do it. Honest to god, none of the strong safeties are very good. Well, there is another position I'm kind of weak at. Look at Clay Matthews. Legend Clay Matthews, USC, 88 overall. Damn, pursuit zone coverage is incredible. Change of direction is really good. He's just good at everything, honestly. So, I'm going to put Clay at weakside linebacker. He's the exact same overall over here. 6'3 255 and he's shockingly fast. So, the two guys I have to user are Clay Matthews and Caleb Bacon. Clay is a little bit faster, but he's an inch shorter. Both of these guys are really good users. I'm not going to lie to you, safeties are just hard to come by, like the good safeties. So, I need a better wheel spin for it. I'm happy with Clay Matthews, but I feel like we're going to be talking about this for so long. Okay, this is even better than the last time we got it. It's the team wheel. It's half a million coins. We get two spins. So, we could choose one of the two teams. Basically, in case we get one horrible team, we still have a chance. Our very first spin. I just NEED LIKE A TOP 50 team. I need a top 50 team. Auburn, Miami, Washington State, App State, East I don't know anybody out of Eastern Michigan other than Max Crosby. Eastern Michigan. Oh god. Okay, the best player from Eastern Michigan is Nick Devero, who has 84 speed and pretty good route running. She would be an upgrade at wide receiver. So, that is technically an option. But, I'm really hoping it's not our only option. We have our second and final wheel spin. We got HALF A MILLION COINS TO SPEND. BUT, Georgia State, Utah State, Utah State? What conference is Utah State in? The wheel gives and the wheel takes. Nick Devero, Eastern Michigan University. I mean, he's got to be my backup. I guess it could have been worse. It was only right that we got Eastern Michigan and Utah State. Dude, actually, that could have been worse. Like, I really did need a wide receiver. That was plus five at wide receiver. What else can you say, boys? It's win or go home. Our team is up to an 86 overall with an 86 O and 86 D. There's your top five players. All that's left is the challenge wheel. Completing this challenge gives me one of any pack in [music] the store that costs coins. Give me an Ethan Davis challenge. Yes, sir. We need 100 plus yards and a touchdown with our tight end. I haven't done this all season long because I've been running the ball so much. But, I think we have a great game here. We can get a ton of rushing yards and we can feed Ethan Davis. I like our odds here. Let me see my top three. Davis, ooh, Tuimoloau is in the top three now. taking on Oregon State at home. The Oregon State Beavers, is it? This is an interesting matchup. I think at one point Colorado and Oregon State were in the same division. Oh! Did I Do I have the ball? Wait, fumble picked up. He fumbled on the opening kick. Okay, blitz off the left SIDE. DJ LAGWAY TAKING OFF. THEY'RE LATE TO TURN. YOU GOT TO HURDLE. NO, you don't. Recovered. Recovered by Ethan Devereaux. G- Ethan Devereaux already paying dividends, baby. I could give my Ethan Davis touchdown right now, couldn't I? But, I could get a cheeky triple option teddy, too. Oh my god, glitched jersey bow is already in the end zone. And we didn't even start with the ball. Literally, the greatest possible start to a game. Let's see if he's got the nuts to return another one. I don't really have a choice where that ball is. Oh my god, he got rocked again. He's got the Vince Vaughn quarterbacks. Stop it, bro. EA Oh, woah. Woah. EA put Vince Vaughn in the game. We got the worst blocks known to mankind in this game, and EA's sticking Vince Vaughn in there. I'm going to be honest, I already know what's going to happen. This is a quick rage quit. We're not going to be able to count this game. This guy's an ass. This guy is super major ass. I was kind of hoping, you know, maybe he just had a goofy tit, dude. Caleb Bacon. The baconator. I would I'm going to be honest, I was really hoping this guy just had like a shitty team and he was good. So, we're not going to count the game. Same challenge for the next one. But, I do get to spin on the rage quit wheel. It's honestly super clutch for building the team when we get easy rage quit spins like that. It's a bummer we can't count that as a win, but that would be so unethical. Store packs? Ooh. Okay, so we can go plus two overall to one offensive lineman. You know what's so funny? Okay, if you look at my offensive line, it should be obvious I should do plus two to Wendell Moe, so that way I have an 86 overall left guard. But, Wendell Moe is the player who had THE PICK SIX AGAINST LAGWAY. THIS IS MY LEFT GUARD that randomly got subbed in that D-tackle, and I don't know how it happened, but it did. I can't take him out. Not yet, anyway. Maybe next episode I'll take him out. But I tell you what, Howard Sampson's the one who sold us again. I'm going to get a new left tackle. So we got some options here. Jordan Seaton, LSU. Elijah Page, USC is gigantic. I guess it's a USC Trojan day today, but this dude looks like a beast. He's just huge. 6'7" 320 is huge. Wendell Moe gets to hang out for another episode. Top three baby, let's run this thing back. Troy O'Leary Davis, Deondre. >> He's got Bryson Washington, Javion Clowney, Xavier Mincy. Certainly a better team than last. Ohio State versus Colorado. Wow, that is a full stadium. That is a packed Ohio State stadium. >> All right, what do we got boys? He's starting out with a handoff. That is not good. I got to take a good angle. All right, we slowed him down. At least we slowed him down. Damn, he starts out with 20 yards of rushing. Things you do not want to see. He's going to go for the handoff. Holy angles. We just got to get good or Caleb Bacon and Clay in the middle. Does he keep running the ball? He's having a lot of success with it. Here's another handoff. This time Clay's on top of it. He still gets a first though. I got I mean you got to pass at some point. Goes RPO this time. Oh my god. They're having Mike's way with me. First and 10, another pass. That's a I was going to say it's a bold one. Actually he fried me. That was a very catchable pass. Does he go back to the run game? Now second and 10. He's going to motion one down. He's not going back to the run. Throws in the middle. Somebody Thank you. Somebody get on that. Third and 10, very nice work. I'm going to guess pass on this one. I really hope he doesn't run it. We got the zones for this. I kind of like our coverage here. He's got one OVER THE MIDDLE. HE'S GOT NOBODY. I'm so glad we moved Tatum 202 to the defensive line cuz he's a monster. He never should have been a linebacker, how he had him before. >> Huge stop right here. >> Um, what the Yo, I'm in a deep Why did you just run right past me? Okay, he saw something he liked and he got it. This could be a QB scramble. Totally is. What? I don't even know why I say what anymore, dude. This whole game is shenanigans. Just going to take my loss. We're going to go play some offense. Jeremiah Smith's going to field this one. And he not going anywhere. You know, honestly, I wouldn't mind getting my stats out to Ethan Davis as quick as we can. Why don't we just send Ethan Davis underneath? See if I can hit him on something easy. Ooh, he switched it on, but actually took a bad angle. He's got heat seeker assist on for sure. You know what, people dive and it feels like they just teleport to your body? That's a setting. It's crazy that it's a setting, but it's a setting. Not sure what this defense is, same thing maybe? Just another little zone. DJ Lagway going to get me some rushing yards. He's going to switch on. Big mistake. Lagway busting ankles for 29 yards. Hey, there's our brand new quarterback. And that's also 29 rushing yards. See what we got. Take the easy one to Deondre Moore. Lagway. Wow, that could have been bad. We fought for it with Lagway. I think I got to take a shot deep. He's not respecting any of these deep balls. Yep. Yep. Remember when I said this game is full of shenanigans? That's a probably a pick. I I think that should have been an interception. But he wasn't respecting anything deep and sometimes it's better to be lucky than to be good and let's make it 7 to 7. Not cool. Not cool at all. Honestly, a miracle we tracked him down. Brandon Jordan was able to keep that from being absolutely horrible. Very grateful. Uh back to the RPO. And he's going to break one, two tackles and get a ton of yards. Kick returns it out Dude, he's already ready to score. This is so brutal. I think he's going to run the ball. Here we go. Here we go. Wow. Wow. I was fully aware, in good position, still got 10. I mean, I'd keep running the ball if I was him. Hey, we finally stopped it. Yes. Need more of those. Need more of those. Second and 11, stop the run. Now, now he passes, right? Now he passes after that. I'm hoping, I'm hoping. Maybe RPO. Oh, that's fine. That's not going to go anywhere. And whoever that Is that Megatron? I don't know who that wide receiver is, but he's wearing tear pretty bad right now. Is that a dot? That would have been That would have been the tightest window ever. But on fourth and 10, Marcel Reed's going to have to settle for a field goal. This is really good. It's a huge stop for our defense. And he's going to make it. Holding them to a field goal is huge in this game. Honestly, it is. I kind of want to see if he's going to keep playing all my short routes. Cuz I'd love to take another deep route if he's going to leave it. Oh. Oh. Jeremiah Smith. Oh my god. LOOK AT THE SALLY. AND HE GOT IT. NOW, THAT'S A BOMB. JARED, I'm playing Madden 20 all over again. Roll out right with Lagway. Deep post bomb to Jeremiah. Greened it. Lagway is four for four for 125 yards. Oh my god. I mean, cover two has been good. I wonder if he'll still run the ball. He's had so much success. Yeah, he will still run the ball. I was I'm say, I don't know if he'd get frustrated and start passing. Okay, so he goes right back to the handoff. Dude, I don't know how he's getting so many so many yards on these run plays. Like it just feels like so many people could just grab him. My defense doesn't want it bad enough, I guess. Yep. Goes to the handoff again. My my DB is literally getting These blocks are insane. Did you see my DB just get double pancaked? I don't know what's going on. His running back's having having a field day. I guess I'll keep switching up the defenses, but I'm not sure how we're going to stop that. I don't think he wants to get got by Jeremiah Smith again. I wouldn't be shocked if he shaded inside on the man coverage. Oh, it's not man coverage. Okay, 2-minute warning. We picked up an easy five with LT. I'm going to go inside zone with LaDainian Tomlinson on second and five here. >> That's got a lot of room. >> We will absolutely take that. A clean 10 yards on the run. I'll bring out Gogo. I've used Gogo all day. I'm going to start out with load option to the right side. Actually, no, I'm going to start out with inside zone cuz it's the least like spam play in this. And I want him to realize I have it. All right, perfect. Now we no-huddle and go load option. Right after that inside zone, we go to the opposite. Oh, and he's way out there. Good play by the user, but LaDainian Tomlinson is so shifty that he picks up a ton on that anyway. Just see if we can get in the interior of this. His D-line's doing my D-line refuses to do. They're hopping off their blocks and making plays. Second and eight. >> Ooh. >> I actually really like this. Single coverage. HE'S ONE OF OUR BEST RECEIVERS. I thought he had a good shot there. Third and eight. >> [laughter] >> STOP AND POP, GREEN BEAN, DEANDRE MOORE. 43 seconds. This is intentional. I want this clock to come down. I'll be happy if he doesn't call anything here. Oh, he just switched his defense. Got him. I Oh, is that Ethan Edwards? Oh, dude, the post routes are lethal today. He's got 25 seconds. He's got all three timeouts. You got to imagine he's passing. I won't guess pass, though, in case he's trying to catch me sleeping. Goes to his running back. Clay Matthews having none of that All right, more of that, boys. More of that. He's got his running back low if he wants it. That's fine. He'll be tackled in bounds, forced to use a timeout, unless he just wants this to go to the half. He wants this to go to the half. 21 TO 17. Four-point lead at half. The only stop this entire game was holding him to a field goal, and we get the ball here. We are seven for eight on passing attempts, 173, and he's onside kicking. I have a silver in here. This is so bad. Okay, we're good. We're good. Hang on to the ball. Ethan Edwards has a touchdown, and he has a hand steam recovery. I'm starting to like this kid. He's got to respect my deep balls. I'm going to light him up today. Oh, Oh my god, I greened that. That's not who I throw to, by the way. I threw the check down on the right, and it didn't take my input. That's insane. Okay, first and 10. I don't know how the we hit that. I don't know how the hell we greened it, either. I'm going Edwards. This kid's an animal. This kid's an animal. Our Eastern Michigan kid. I'm actually so impressed with him. Okay, we got to take a two-possession lead. He's selling out for the pass. I got to go quick pace. Yep. Absolutely insane that you are getting those block sheds on a guess pass. Got him. No. Flag way. YOU GOT TO SET HIM, FLAG WAY. YOU GOT TO SET HIM. >> [screaming] THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD OPPORTUNITY. Third and 10. I'm going to have to take a shot. Dude, we've been throwing some crazy balls today. Third and 10. >> [screaming] >> Sketchy. Fourth and four, what would you do? Would you go for this? I actually think that peak zone bubble would get in here. It just depends if he follows it. FOURTH AND FOUR, I'M GOING for it. Good move, LT, but he didn't get there. I might have been about a half yard short. I don't know who the hell Devro is going to block. If he just blocked the only guy. That was great movement. And he's going to have to mount a really big drive here. Hopefully we can make a stop on defense. That illegal forward pass really hurt us, but we're finally starting to stop the run here. He's passing. I'm guessing pass. Couple checkdowns. How did he have time for that? I am surprised he had time for that. Third and three. Motions one over. Certainly not a run. How are you making these What the There's a dude in your face. Damn, man. Oh, this is a run. There it is. WE'RE ALL OVER IT. BROUGHT THE SAFETY ALL THE WAY DOWN. I don't know what he's going to want here, honestly. Overthrown! Brandon Jordan's got it! Oh my god! He doesn't want [music] me He doesn't want me to stop and chew clock. That's why he's doing that, but I'm not going to do that to him. Brandon Jordan! Finally, the pressure applies to the quarterback. He finally throws a haywire ball. Let's go! Now I'm extra glad we went for it. Not a pick, a pick six out of Brandon Jordan. Yeah, this is how you get one play bombed on right here. Let's not let that happen. Oh. That was tilted. Brandon Jordan INT. Good move. Brandon Jordan still up. Back-to-back INTs. Okay, we got to get Ethan Davis in the end zone. I almost don't even think the Ethan Davis portion of this challenge is possible. Good run. Good move by him. You know what's crazy? If I do that again, I can score by just [music] literally running up the left side. I'm just going to run to the left side. Okay, heat seeker assist. That is so baloney sandwich. You know what's going to work now though is RPO halfback flat. What is this defense? Maybe this won't work at all. Just kidding. Oh wow. But that Ethan Davis is in. Commanding lead. 35 to 17. This went from a crazy crazy close game to now a blowout. And a 40-bomb potential. I don't have any rushing yards though. And I need him. He's going to tilt throw this. I can almost guarantee he's going to throw this. Gets rid of it. Third and 10. Washington with wear and tear has just put such a damper on his offense and it's so good for us. Running back's open. Not anymore. Not anymore. You are open. I'd quit. That's a butt booty naked touchdown. What did I say at the start of this video? Sometimes it's just better to be lucky than to be good. Yeah, I kind of knew you were going here. I mean, maybe he'll stick it out. I could get my Ethan Davis challenge. But if I were to get my Ethan Davis challenge, I'd have to get him so many um I'd have to get him so many rushing yards. Sorry, receiving yards. Which means I can't get rushing. I think it's more worth it to do our season-long challenge with the remaining reps that we have. There's the edge. THERE'S LT INSIDE. STIFF ARM. I can't believe he got all the way up there. And now I just need anything. It really doesn't matter how we get this. I'm going to sprint with smash. This play is so gnarly. Lagway. Lagway is in on that? That's a 40 piece, baby. Dude, that's a 40 piece against this This was such a close game. This was such a really good game. It's completely fallen apart since. 42 to 17. Another 40 bomb for next episode. If I ever drop 40 points or more in a game, I get to open a high-end Topps product and one player to the team. We'll go Bowman Chrome 2025 for this one. I really hope my opponent fully plays this game out so I can see stats at the end. That would be a bro move out of him. He had such a good game plan. Until he didn't. Oh, Big Hit's got Oh, I was going to say Big Hit'll give us a fumble, but I almost let him score. I'm going to send two Youtu. That's a good move. Whoa. Holy angle. Talk to me. Somebody get this kid. I don't want to let him score. It's just a pride thing. Oh. Oh. [groaning] No green? No meter? You just on me? I said it's a pride thing and then he shoved his nuts on my forehead. Let's see what kind of good run plays we can find. Oh, that was super weird. I was not ready for how weird that was. We might have a better odds of just scrambling with Lagway. Maybe the best thing we can do. There's four man rush. There's DJ Lagway. He's going to give me some easy another eight. I'm just going to go inside zone LT on this one. Get onto the second level. Huge. Good block, Devereaux. Eat the Devereaux. He's a man. Inside zone is just eating. My opponent's letting me go no huddle, which is a bro move. I'm hoping he'll sell out now. Got to go Lagway. Go LT. Give me a block. Nice. I mean, these are all run plays. Going to go another handoff to Tomlinson. He is hot right now. Oh, he dove early. What the What the dude? I'm telling you, heat seeker assist is insane. Did you see the angle that dude took? It's inhuman. Second and five. Uh-oh. Ah, it's not going anywhere. Just going to go with the true pass here and try and let Lagway take off. Uh-oh. Fourth and seven, this is going to be one of our final plays right here. I'm going to go triple option out of pistol. I'm going to make this look like it's going to Bow. Hopefully we can get out to LT. Fourth and seven. There it is. Good pitch. Need a big spin. Oh my god, HE GOT IT. Now I got to scramble. 20 seconds. There comes the user. He didn't get there. Lagway, make a move. What? What? What the This whole drive is rushing yards. We're back to triple option. Boom. Boom. Bow. YOU MUST HURDLE. YOU HAVE TO. IT'S THE LAW. I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS GOING TO SCORE, it's the law. FIRST AND GOAL, FIVE MORE RUSHING yards on the line. And it's triple option. So I can still hand it off up the middle. He sold out. He sold out for the pitch key. That was a what, a 90-yard drive rushing yards only? I got to imagine I'm playing a subscriber. Nobody ever plays these games out, but he ethically played that out. Shout out to my boy. Let's see if we can give him a kick return touchdown here for it. Let's see if we can be ethical, too. I just got to dive everybody early. Yep. Now I got to get him to Crabtree. Come on. Go Bow Carter. GO BOW CARTER. HE LET ME DO THAT FINAL DRIVE WHEN he could have quit the game. That was such a crucial final drive to add rushing yards to that total. Lagway's coming up to aura farm on Ryan Day. 210 passing yards, 92% completion and five touchdowns. Actually kind of insane for me. It's crazy how close that game was until it wasn't. Okay, this is the big moment. Taking a look at the stats. 198 rushing yards. Literally 90 of those coming on the final drive. Um their yards per rush was better, but we passed the ball so much better than Ohio State. 17.5 yards per pass, probably the most I've ever had. 11 for 12, 210, four touchdowns, zero interceptions. Lagway is different. Lagway is crazy. Lagway gets 78 and Bo picks up 16. Touchdown a piece for these guys. They both broke a tackle. And receiving, Deondre Moore had an absolute monster. Jeremiah Smith most receiving yards on one catch, that deep post. And uh Nick Devereux had a big touchdown on post as well. Four passing touchdowns, you don't see that out of me very often. Huge win, gentlemen. TWO HUGE ADDITIONS TODAY, GENTLEMEN. Number one, the team got a lot better. The offensive line got a lot better. But we just added 198 rushing yards to that total, putting us at 908 out of 1,000 plus with one game left. That means in the next game, if we can win the game and have 92 rushing yards or more, we will get a jackpot and move on to the playoffs. It would be like the perfect perfect scenario. Huge game, gentlemen. I love you. Thanks for watching as always, and I'll see you guys in the next episode where we're opening a 40 bomb pack. Peace. >> [music]