Video summary
In this second part of their Georgia adventure, Sha 1000 and Monkey encounter extreme heat that initially prevents them from cooking over an open fire, forcing a creative solution where they prepare chicken sandwiches by mixing canned cream soups with crushed crackers inside a Dutch oven. Despite the sweltering weather bringing challenges like mosquitoes, wind issues affecting ventilation, and sudden rain showers, they eventually manage to start a fire in a damp pit using wax-based starters to bake lasagna on brick pavers. The meal starts without traditional seasoning but improves significantly after Monkey makes a trip to Walmart for spices, resulting in layers of meat sauce topped with sour cream, cheese, and crackers used as a thickener. Fishing attempts at the nearby lake prove unsuccessful due to high temperatures and an overpopulation of snapping turtles that eat young fish, leaving only turtles caught instead of any actual fish.
As their time at the Georgia state park campground near Way Cross and Douglas comes to a close on their final day, the group packs up early in the morning despite being allowed to stay until noon or Thursday, as Monkey needs to pick up her mother by late afternoon that same day. Instead of fishing, they focus on teaching Monkey how to kayak; although she initially feels nervous about alligators in Florida waters, she quickly becomes comfortable steering around buoys and performing figure-eights during their rented two-hour session. Later that evening, the hosts discuss local history, noting several films shot nearby such as *Swamp Water*, *Lure of the Wilderness*, *The Tender Warrior*, and the 2022 action thriller *Savage Salvation*. They also mention a girl at the camp store who refused to discuss Bigfoot sightings in that specific area, while wildlife remains notably scarce with only birds, turtles, one rabbit, and stray dogs observed despite expectations of seeing squirrels or deer.
The day concludes after Monkey goes missing during a storm but is found safe under shelter with their dog, Bruno, highlighting the unpredictable nature of camping conditions. In another heartwarming moment involving local wildlife interaction, they discover that Bruno has tracked down a lost dog named Whan who was found eating food left out by previous Floridian campers. The video ends as the hosts drive home in the dark, having missed an opportunity to visit an old bar due to locked gates and a lack of safe space to pull off the road safely. This final segment wraps up their trip with reflections on the unique experiences they shared, from culinary improvisations under difficult weather conditions to memorable lessons learned while kayaking and exploring local history in Georgia's state parks.
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Hey everyone, Sha 1000 here. Uh,
welcome back. This is the second part of
our trip to Georgia and uh, it's hot. It
just came inside, so I'm going to cool
down. I have to set up a computer,
Bruno.
Anyway,
uh, so
we'll go ahead and get that. Um, it's
just too hot to start a fire of any kind
to make food. So, we're just going to
make some uh I'm going to make some
chicken sandwiches, a cream of chicken.
So, I'll bring you along with me for
that. But right now, I got a couple
things I need to do right now. And I'll
be back with you guys. Stick around.
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Heat.
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Heat.
>> [music]
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>> Okay, everyone. Um, we decided we're
going to go with something quick and
easy because it's still very hot out.
We'll get the lasagna made, just not
tonight. So, I'm going to start by
opening. Oh, I usually make a giant can
of this. That's why I had her get two
big cans of these. But, uh,
okay. She got two things of cream of
mushroom.
should be what I use is one can of cream
of chicken, one can of cream of
mushroom. Unless her mom's not eating,
then or I mean unless her mom's eating,
then I can't add the mushrooms. But
let's go ahead and I'm going to open up
three of these
and then I'll get them. I'm going to
take them over here and string them out.
Okay, guys. So, let's go ahead and get I
guess we're only going to have to open
one of these. May need one and a half,
but we'll see.
Excuse me.
I had a knife up here.
There it is.
All right.
Now,
trash can over there.
Sorry. Let's go ahead and put
Yeah, we're going to put three of these
all three of these in. I got four, but I
think three will be enough
cuz that's the biggest pain we've got
out here in the camper. So,
yeah, that'll put us about right.
I'm just going to
Jesus.
Wind hasn't blown all day.
Now,
let me go get my wind guard. And I
forgot a spoon
to stir that with.
I'll turn it down a little bit.
Um,
let me go get a spoon. Okay.
Wow, look how flimsy they make
anymore. Look at that. What are you
supposed to do with that?
It's coming from all directions.
So, I'm trying to smash some of that up.
We're going to be putting these on
bread.
This is precooked. I'm just trying to
get them smashed up.
You can eat this stuff right out of the
can.
Put on crackers and mayonnaise or
whatnot.
Um,
yeah, it's going to take that whole can.
Let me let me see if I can find a better
spoon or something. Okay,
it's hot.
Turn it down lower. Really low.
Then we'll crunch up some of these
crackers. I usually use a whole tube,
but I'm not going to need to with this
one. Probably a half a tube of crackers.
Jeez. All right.
Just mixed in.
You can use any crackers you want. You
can use reds. You can use
buttercrackers. The clubhouse
townhouse club crackers or whatever they
are. I got Jesus.
Don't you hate when mosquitoes get right
up in your face and your eye and just
buzz around your eyes?
But damn it, we are in Georgia. Let me
get these crunched up and I'll bring you
back when I put these in there. Okay,
guys. That's pretty much hot. Clear
through. I'm going to h add about half
of these. I just crunch and it's
starting to rain. What the hell?
All right.
And you get it. I'm going to mix it up.
I may add the rest of these. Let me see
how thick it gets. But and I'll bring
you back
and put them on a bun for monkey. And
well, I'll have some, too.
Yeah. You know what? I think I am just
going to add the rest of these in there.
Stupid wind, man.
As you can see, the wind guard is gone
because, well, the slightest breeze
knocks it over. So, how can
you keep wind off of something if it
can't even stand up to the wind itself?
All right, let me get this mixed up.
Yeah, it's looking pretty good.
If it gets, that's why I always have
extra. If it get too thick, you could
add some more of this. You can add
[clears throat] a little bit of water,
which I have here if I need it.
And it was still too thin. Just add some
more crackers.
And here comes the rain.
All right, guys.
Trash bag here.
Treasure bay
right there.
I can set that there.
All right, I'm going to keep mixing
this. I'll bring you back in just a
second
as soon as I go get some buns. Okay,
guys. I got to hurry up. The flies came
from the time I went into the camper and
grab a plate and two
two buns.
You can top this with onions. And I just
usually put salt and pepper on mine,
but these are monkeys. So, I'm going to
go get monkey hers. And then I'm going
to get mine and I'll be back with you as
soon as I eat
as always.
Maybe it'll go down some.
Okay, guys. There's a monkey. I think
she's filming something.
She's standing out in the rain.
>> Huh?
>> Time.
>> Oh
>> Oh, she's trying to time lapse.
Okay,
I may have to help her with that.
There's monkey and Bruno.
She still got her camera down there
timelapsing.
She had a whole 10second clip, didn't
you?
>> Yeah.
>> So, we changed some settings. We're
going to see what she guess now. It's
twilight.
>> Mhm.
>> So, uh yeah, we're uh waiting on the
vamps to come out, huh?
>> Yeah.
You waiting for the vampires?
>> Bren's waiting on the vampires. He took
a long walk. So, would you take a
two-mile walk, huh?
>> Yeah. two-mile walk.
>> What is it? A loop trail.
>> Yeah, pretty much. Yeah,
>> pretty much. It either is or an ain't
>> Well, there's two sections. You have the
south and then you have the north part
and then you have
blue that connects into the red.
>> But Okay. But that's not telling we
don't know. We're not there.
>> Yeah. So,
>> I'm saying do you like make a big circle
or do you stop and come back?
>> Yeah. You end up making a big circle.
Okay. Loop trail.
Can't get lost.
>> Okay. We're not worried about that. I
can't get lost anyway. I've tried.
>> No. No.
>> Well, we tested that and it works. So,
but it has I haven't heard it zap and
but there it's full of bugs, dead bugs.
But I haven't heard it zap since the
first night.
This is god awful. What's going on?
Probably need new lens. I don't know.
All right, guys. I'll be back with you.
Jeez, this thing does not want to focus.
There we go. Okay, guys. So, it's night
time.
And it is
9:54.
Monkey went up, took her shower, which I
saw little monkey feet prints going up
through there.
>> Did you?
>> Yeah. So, she come back. I go up and get
my shower ready.
And you know, there's stalls on the
left. There's no urinal, just commodes
in ours.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
Down the left hand side, there are four
of them. And then the last one on the
left is a shower. And then the last one
straight ahead is a shower. And that's
the one I use. Clear. It's at the end.
Right. So
I hear somebody come in.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Walking back, you know, just regular
walking,
>> right?
>> And I hear the door open to the shower,
you know, next to mine.
>> Uhhuh.
>> You know what I mean? So, and I hear
close. You know how them doors slam.
Hear close. I'm just showering, you
know, away. And I never heard a shower
come on.
H
that's strange.
So I was if I was filming, I would have
done that. Hello.
Just kidding. Don't you hate that? But
anyway, so I'm like, somebody in there.
I wonder if they're okay. you know. So,
I'm showering up and just stand there
letting water run on me for a couple
minutes and finally I get out. Don't
hear anything. Don't hear any movement.
Don't hear nothing. So, get my shorts
on, you know, put my clone deodorant and
all that stuff on and put towel around
my neck and I come out of the uh I come
out of my shower and I kind of looked
under that stall door. I didn't see
anybody in there. So, I just opened it
up.
Not a soul in that shower.
>> No.
>> Maybe a soul, but not a person there.
>> Huh.
>> And I'm telling you, I heard them walk
in,
you know.
>> Uh-huh.
>> And I heard them open that door because
it's right there. They're right kind of
together. I mean, you know.
>> Yeah.
>> You can't mistake it for somebody on the
other side in the women's. I mean, this
was right here. They opened the door and
it slammed shut. And that's the last I
heard. And there was nobody in there.
>> H
>> true story.
>> H
>> we are right by the Okie Finoi swamp.
>> Mhm.
>> But that is strange.
>> Mhm.
>> Very weird. So just want to tell you
guys that. All right. I'll be back with
you guys.
If I forget to tell you good night, I'll
see you in the morning. Good morning,
everyone.
It's 74 degrees. Beautiful
morning. It's 7:21 a.m. Monkeyy's still
asleep. I had to let Bruno, so
uh I was like, "Wow, what a morning."
So, I thought I'd get down here the
lake, try my luck at a little fishing
before monkey gets up.
She was stirring around
a minute and I go back to sleep. It's
only a dream
and then this happens.
There we go. I just got a night crawler
on.
Get casted out here
and see what we can do. Hopefully we
don't catch a turtle.
This lake's not very deep.
So yeah,
she did her first time lapse last night.
Turned out pretty good.
Let's see what can you see here. I don't
even know if you can see this pole or
not,
but
I may go get me a chair and my pop.
sit down here for a few minutes. This
might be one of them lakes where you
just got to throw some lures.
Uh,
you know, kind of like you're bass
fishing or whatever. I think he said
there's some trout in here, but
I like to just cast out and sit down and
relax. You know what I mean?
Speaking of which,
let me unlock this
in case I get a bite. I'm going to run
up here and grab my chair and my pop and
I'll be right back. Okay, guys. So,
I put another rod out there with a
bobber and a worm. And uh the littlest
weight I had in the bobber sunk, so I
stuck another bobber on it. So, I got
two bobbers on it. Uh this lake is not
very deep. That woman that sunk the
boat, she said she's never caught
anything out of here.
So, I don't know. Maybe I don't know if
Monkey wants to. She just went up to the
bath house.
I don't know if she wants to see if we
can find another place to fish that's
not too far
or what. I'll ask her to see what she
wants to do. But I've been here about 20
minutes. Haven't even had a bite.
So,
I'm not really used to that. Usually in
20 minutes I've already caught a fish or
one of us has, you know. So
yeah, I didn't put my mic on because
I was trying to sneak out. [laughter]
So
she didn't even know I let Bruno out.
But I got the one with the bobber out
about 10 yards. I got this one out about
30, maybe a little deeper, you know. I
don't know. Uh
I haven't seen I seen one little fish
jump tiny this morning out here, but
other than that, I have not seen any
sizable fish jump at all. So, I don't
know
if this is man-made, if this is a
man-made lake or what. Um, but
I mean they need to stock it or
something cuz I did see three turtles
out here not far from me. I've seen
their
their head come up out of the water and
in fact I see another one over there
right now. There's a lot of turtles
and uh you know turtles eat the fish
eggs and uh the small fish and stuff and
you get too many turtles, you're not
going to have a good fishing lake.
That that park ranger we was talking to
the other day, you know, he was talking
about there was
all kinds of fish in here. He was naming
off a bunch of them, you know, like
bluegills and stuff supposed to be
hinting and but there was one fish he
said wasn't hinting, but he said there
was a bunch of other ones he named them
off. I can't remember what they were
that were supposed to be hitting in this
lake, but in fact, I haven't seen
any boers fishing. I've just seen Boers
boating. I haven't seen any fishermen,
you know, and small boat, you know,
johnboats or whatever, fishing boats
going around the shores or nothing. So,
I don't know. Uh, so maybe I don't know.
We'll see when she gets back if she just
wants to I'll see if I can find us like
another a creek or somewhere we can go
fish and maybe catch something. But if
it stays nice like this, if it don't get
too hot,
then uh
we'll uh
we'll make the lasagna today.
Okay, so the sun's rising right behind
you guys.
This morning I went to the bath house
about
oh 5:30 5:45
about 5:40 which is before daybreak but
I could still see the moon. It was over
there about where the sun is.
How's that possible?
Huh? All right, guys.
like get anything on here. I'll uh I'll
bring you back. Bobber's not moving.
Line's not moving. I see little trails
of tiny fish in here swimming around. I
don't want tiny fish. I want something I
can eat. Monkey wants me to get another
largemouth bass. She loves them bass.
Ever since that that camping trip that
we were on on the river, I cooked her up
some bass.
I caught two uh
uh I think one was 11 inch and one was
12 in bass. I cooked them up four. She
loved them. All right, guys. I'll be
back with you. Okay, guys. I think uh
Monkeyy's going to want some coffee. So,
I'm going to go up there with her. I'm
just going to leave these in the water,
but I'm going to unlock them and uh you
know, hit the release button.
see if she needs any help.
I doubt it, but uh
yeah, we'll go up and
help her make coffee.
Watch you make coffee.
>> Watch me make coffee.
>> Yeah.
I don't know what the appeal is.
Everybody loves to watch people make
coffee.
>> I don't know.
Oh, nice.
>> What?
>> Bugs.
>> She's got bugs in her coffee water.
Well,
>> try it again. What? Mosquitoes. Yeah,
that's what it looked like. How they got
underneath is beyond me.
>> Where where was that at?
>> Underneath.
>> In in the camper?
>> Yeah,
>> in the camper.
>> Yeah, underneath. Yeah.
>> Well, remember there was a lot of
mosquitoes I was zapping last night.
>> I know. But how did they get in there? I
guess opening the door.
>> Well, yeah. Huh. Yeah,
>> that looks better.
Hopefully.
>> That looks better.
And that's pretty much it. [laughter]
>> Yep. Uh,
>> all you do,
>> we went to Walmart yesterday and she was
looking for just one of those little
teapotss, you know, didn't have any.
>> No.
>> So, she went to the camping section. All
they had was percolators. She just
wanted a little teapot, you know, to uh
just to uh heat a little bit of water,
cup or two of water for her coffee.
They didn't even I mean chef get one
online or I'll get her one online or
something.
Uh but yeah.
Yeah. Well, that's you know again guys
that's pretty much it.
Soon as that heats up. She's got the
little she's got her I don't know
creamer or whatever over here. And then
she's got her just got these things. She
likes these.
Okay guys, here we go.
The famous or infamous coffee making
routine while camping.
>> So satisfying.
>> Shut up. She said it's so satisfying.
You got your mic on.
>> Well, I don't know if it's turned on.
She [laughter] She's got her mic on.
She's ready just in case she bear blows
up or something.
>> [laughter]
[sighs]
>> Whoa.
Okay. In case she blows up.
>> All right.
>> Now's the creamer time.
>> Creamer time. [laughter]
>> Creamer time. Two creams.
>> Yeah. Always
cute.
Have you recorded anything today?
>> Oh,
>> no. But you got your mic on. [laughter]
>> Okay,
>> that's it. All done.
>> Coffee is made.
This is my caffeine.
>> Mhm.
>> Yep.
All right, guys. There you go. Uh,
monkey with the coffee making mic on.
That's why I looked up. I seen your mic.
I'm like, but I didn't see your camera.
Well,
>> I got to get it. [laughter]
>> Got to sit down first.
>> She's going to sit down, look at the
water, and drink her coffee and
apparently record something. Huh.
>> Yep.
>> All right, guys.
>> YouTubers do.
>> Yeah, that's what YouTubers. She's a
YouTuber now.
got over a thousand subs. She making big
time buou monies.
Yeah, right. All right, [laughter] guys.
Okay, guys. I do not see my bobber.
Oh, it's clear over here on the shore. I
think there's something on it. It's
moving around.
There's nothing on it, but something
took it over there.
We'll try it again. Okay, guys. So, it's
starting to get very hot out. Um, but
I'm going to start a fire because inside
the fire pit, it's really wet down in
the bottom. It's not like standing
water, but it's really damp. So, we got
some wood and I'm going to build a nice
bed of coals because I want to use some
charcoal. I'm cooking the lasagna today.
That's That's all there is to it. So,
>> Yep.
>> Story time.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. What's your story?
>> Okay. Well, like I said, we went up to
the camp store. They don't have a lot of
stuff, but
got some Coke in a bottle. We got some
trinkets, you know, some things,
little koozies, and she got a magnet
stuff.
So,
I asked about Bigfoot
and she just kind of smiled. The woman
didn't answer, did she?
>> No.
>> Younger girl. She just kind of smiled. I
said, "Come on, you come on. Open up.
Tell me." And she didn't really say
anything. She just kept smiling
and finally I busted her because I got
monkey something
over there. I don't know why she don't
want to come over here but
>> cuz I'm a fear.
>> Check it out. So I seen these over
there.
I said, "Uh-huh." She's holding back. I
said, "Look, Monk." She said, "Well,
well, we also got these. They have
playing cards,
Bigfoot playing cards."
>> Mhm.
>> I said, "Now, come on, talk to me." You
know?
>> Mhm.
>> And Monkey said, "Well, has he been seen
or not?" And she said, "Well, over in
the swamp area, the Okie Finoi swamp,
cuz we're not far from there at all."
>> And she said, "No, I mean around this
this area right here." And a smile went
off her face and she just straight up
did not answer it.
>> Nope. Never said a word.
>> I said, "Uh-huh." Yeah, she's holding
back. So, but yeah, she wanted to I
wanted to show you that ring, but she
said, "I want to do mine first." It
doesn't really matter because who films
first. It's who gets it uploaded first.
I don't I don't race cuz you know, but I
got mine up first.
>> Hey, where you going?
>> You fell over.
I turn the What the hell?
>> So,
>> been a rough one.
>> Yeah.
>> So, it's interesting that she just
smiled
and didn't say a word.
>> Yeah. Because she said there there has
people
he Well, she said people have And then
she goes, "Well, he's mostly been seen
over in the swamp is what she said."
>> Yeah. She didn't say it wasn't over
here. Yeah. She said, "But he's been
mostly seen over in the swamp, the Oki
Finoi swamp, that the park area, which
we're kind of right across the road
from."
>> Yeah.
>> Right over there.
>> Mhm.
>> And Monkey, that's when Monkey said,
"No, right here in this area. Right
here."
>> Mhm.
>> And a smile went off her face and she
just did not answer.
>> So, I would say yes. I mean, why would
you know, cuz there's a story I'll get
to, but you heard part of it.
>> Mhm.
>> on the podcast.
>> Mhm.
>> But
why would they be, you know,
>> keeping it hush hushed?
>> But why would But they're selling
Bigfoot items,
>> right? Right. Yeah.
>> Anyway, thought that was strange. So,
what else you get there, Monk?
>> I got a turtle
cuz they're known for their their
turtles here. And
>> yeah, trust me. Oh, I caught one today,
by the way. A little
>> another one
>> about this big round. It was a snapping
turtle, but
>> I asked her also, you know, how's the
fishing in here? And she says, "Well,
they have caught fish. There is fish in
there, but it's they say it's so hot
that
>> nothing's biting.
>> It's not biting." But it's fun trying
anyways. And um I was going to try to
get us to go somewhere else. And where
we could go and try is Jame James Town,
I believe it is.
>> Yeah, I see that.
>> It's 30 minutes away.
>> Yeah. I was like, uh,
>> and then he wanted to cook. Um, so we'll
just stay here today. Maybe we could do
that tomorrow.
>> I don't know. We'll see. But
>> yeah, and check it out because I mean,
we do have our license.
>> Yeah.
>> And uh, you know, we like to use it if
we can, but we'll see. We'll see.
>> I'm going to build a fire. I got
something to try. It's pretty cool. Fire
starters.
>> Yeah. And this is the list right here. I
don't know
>> the colors.
>> Yeah. For the colors of the mood ring.
So there you go.
>> So what are you right now?
>> I would say it's gone back to purple.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. And purple is calm.
>> She's calm.
>> I'm calm right now.
>> I put it on there. Um if I put that on
my finger, it would blow up.
>> Let's try it. It won't fit.
>> No, I know they do have men's.
>> It would blow the hell up cuz
>> No, if they had a men's one up there, I
would have got one.
>> Yeah. Yeah, I know you would have.
Especially if it had Bigfoot on it.
Yeah.
>> No, that's what I'm saying. If it if
they had men's size Bigfoot one.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm not going to wear a regular mood
ring.
>> It's only going to work on my pinky.
>> A Bigfoot ring I would wear. It's
probably for kids. What was it? $2.
>> $1.99.
>> Yeah, $2. Okay, guys. I'm going to start
a fire and after she gets her clip done,
I'll start the fire. So that way I'm not
talking over her clip.
>> All right.
>> She says I mean
>> sometimes it's just better off not
saying a word.
>> That's what she was doing,
>> telling you guys. Look, look at all this
water here. Bigfoot needs water to
survive, too.
>> Yeah.
>> Not just swamp water,
>> right? all the time. I mean, it's right
over there.
>> That's right.
>> It's It's literally right over there,
the swamp. That's why there's so many
mosquitoes around here.
>> I know. I wanted to go over there today,
too, but they won't let Bruno go eat.
>> They won't even let service dogs in
there.
>> Yeah, that's a lawsuit waiting to
happen.
>> Yeah, because there's a lot to do over
there. We could have went.
>> But guess what? They say, "Well, there's
too many alligators, but they let small
kids in there."
>> Yeah. that run around.
>> Yeah. Well, yeah.
>> I ain't worried about that, but don't
bring a dog here cuz there's too many
gators. But you can bring your kids and
just let them roam.
>> Yeah.
>> Doesn't make sense. All right, guys.
I'll be back with you. Okay, guys. So,
we got this
from Fire Guys.
I can't see the screen cuz I'm on this
side of you, but supposedly just This is
like a wax. It's like a candle inside
there. And there's it's kind of wax
infused. So you light it, you put it
down, and you put your wood on top of
it.
Watch your fire grow is what the thing
the box said at the store.
Okay. Light both ends.
Now we're going to set that down. I got
some wood prepped here. I just cut up
with my machete because I forgot my
hatchet.
Got a nice hatchet Brian and Mara sent
to me. Very nice one. But it's in our
other camping stuff.
The people out on the kayak.
It's hot and I'm building a fire, but I
want to get that dried up down there.
Wow. Yeah, that's pretty [snorts] easy.
And they still sell strike anywhere
matches in there.
Best ones I ever used was Ohio blue
tips. Man, you
strike them on a nipple if you needed
to.
All right, I'll let you watch that for a
minute.
I'm going to wash some dishes
and then you can have a touch.
Well, that thing worked pretty good.
Next time we go up there, I might grab a
couple
couple more. Keep one in the camper. One
or two in the camper, one in my
backpack, and one at home.
Yeah, it worked really well.
>> Shave caught something.
Let's see what it is.
>> [snorts]
>> Oh, it's our lovely friend.
[snorts]
They should call it Turtle Park.
>> Yeah.
>> Turtle Lake.
>> Yep. Cuz that's what we're catching is
turtles.
Came to Georgia to catch a turtle.
>> What?
>> I forgot the net.
>> Where's it at?
>> Up there.
>> All right, I'll go get it.
the famous turtle.
>> They're a pain
cuz they're so hard to catch.
>> Run right into it
>> once they hook.
>> Yes. Oh, I'm going to need to weigh him.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> I think so.
>> Oh, wow.
>> Now it's a competition.
>> Okay.
>> Between yours and mine.
>> Oh, wow. He's good size. All right, I
got to go get the um
>> scale
>> scales for him.
>> He's putting his head in.
>> Oh, that's great.
>> Oh, wow.
>> What kind of turtle is it? Do you know?
>> Soft shell, leather back.
>> They bite.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh.
Just trying to get the hook out of him.
Dang. He's got it in there good, too.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, look at that. He's fighting them.
They fight like cats and dogs.
Fight, fight, fight.
You want to keep that in your mouth?
You can't have it.
It will hurt to keep it.
Let him get it out for you. He's trying
to help you.
Don't come my way either.
Okay, now he's going to weigh it.
He's trying to get out. He's a fighter.
Feisty little thing, aren't you?
>> Let's see.
Oh, hang on.
>> Oh, you beat me.
>> I beat you.
>> You beat me.
>> So, that lock in locked in.
>> Yep.
>> 9 lb 2 oz.
>> Yep. Did. Wow.
>> All right.
>> Yep. Bigger than mine.
>> Yeah.
He beat me.
>> Okay, bud.
>> Bye. Have a nice life and don't get
hooked again.
>> All right. Thanks, mama.
>> You're welcome, babe. Okay, guys. We
were sitting up there
talking and I kept seeing his pole go. I
said, "I think there's something on your
pole."
So, he said, "Well, go down there and
check it."
So, I bring it part way and then he
says, "Oh, well, just just um
just put it back in on the thing." And I
said, "Well, it's really close to the
shore." Well, then outcast it and it got
stuck over here on these stuff. Well,
something had to bring it over this way.
So, yeah,
we got some He's got something on his
hook here. I need to get rid of this for
him.
So he can bring it out. And guess what?
We got another turtle.
He's a baby turtle.
Yeah, there's another turtle. Like he
said, this whole lake is probably just
full of turtle and no fish.
He says they need to take some of these
turtles out and relocate them and put um
stock this up with f of fish
because Yeah, we see you.
How long have you been sitting there
with a thing in your mouth?
>> Go get my pliers.
>> Okay,
>> watch it. Oh, thank you.
>> Even the weight
got to watch this. See, he's bird shell.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Yeah. See?
>> Uh-huh.
So, he will bite you even more.
>> Yeah.
>> So, he's harder than the soft shell.
>> Yeah. Oh, see that?
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah. He's a snapper.
He's just not an alligator snapper.
>> Mhm.
>> Oh,
he went for a ride.
Now I got to get him
back over in there.
>> If you pick him up from behind, will he
bite you?
>> Bring him my way.
I'm out of here.
There he goes.
He's young though.
>> That's what I caught earlier. Only
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Little baby.
>> Half his size.
There he goes into the water.
>> Thank you.
>> They're kind of cute though. They are
cute. But it's a pain because you want a
fish. You want a dang fish, not a
turtle.
>> He had me all tangled up in this.
>> Yeah, that's a big branch.
>> See,
>> there you go. Yeah. When you pulled that
up, I thought you would hook someone
else's line.
>> I did too at first,
>> you know, like you did yesterday.
>> Yeah.
>> I was like, that's like, hang on.
>> And I was like, well, that's my line.
How to get over here,
>> right?
>> Something had to bring it over.
>> Yeah. So, you had something
another
>> clear from over there.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> That chair there.
>> Yeah. Cuz the chair is right there and
he cast it from out there. So, it
brought it all the way over here.
Wow.
As we were sitting and talking,
>> I thought it was bopping.
>> I told her,
she brought me this so I could get that
branch out of the water. I said, "Yeah,
there's something on here." She said,
"Something on here? Hold on. Wait a
minute. Let me go get the camera." And
she took off running up to get the
camera. [laughter]
>> Yeah.
I was hoping he'd get a fish,
but no luck.
We put him back anyways. But it's fun
fun to have fish, not turtles.
>> Yeah. He got my hook.
>> Did he? Yeah.
>> He got your hook.
All right, guys. We'll bring you back if
something crazy happens.
>> Okay, guys. Guys, I'm going to set the
tripod up, get ready to make the sauce.
I got to do it a certain way because our
big pan, our big pot
is at the house.
So, I'm going to have to do it in the
Dutch oven and then put put it back in
the containers where the uh the contain
that that the uh
spaghetti sauce came out of.
All
right.
The smoke is in my face.
First time I've used this.
I don't know how to use it.
Not very high.
>> I ain't even going to use that stupid
thing.
I want to find a way to push this up
under there.
and just set it on that thing.
>> This is stupid, huh?
>> That's stupid.
>> So, we need to bring our other one out
and put in the camper, [snorts] you
know. That always worked.
>> Yeah.
>> And it held it held that.
>> Yeah. And it's higher.
>> All right, guys. I'm going to try to
figure out a way to get this scooped up
under that
that grill there. So, let me see what I
can do. I didn't bring it. I didn't
bring my shovel.
>> No.
>> Nope.
H
I I'll figure something out. Hang on.
Got You know what?
I'll throw what I can in there
and then I'll put some uh
charcoal.
Yeah, that's what I'll do. Okay, guys.
So, getting our cast iron heated up. Put
a little bit of oil in here.
And I'm going to cut up some onions over
here. Okay, guys. Just going to quickly
dice these up. and not be super small or
just nothing fancy. Just we're going to
make some
lasagna. That's all. Right, Mom?
>> Yep.
>> I got to hurry up cuz [clears throat] my
pan's over there getting hot.
I don't want it to get too hot.
>> [snorts]
>> Bruno
>> people next door.
>> You sure?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, I conked his head. He was laying
underneath the damn camper
out of the sun.
Oh, it was He looked up at me. When he
did, he conked his head.
>> I felt it, too. I was in
>> She was in there. I was like, he just
bumped his head. Well, she come out
right after that. I was going, "You all
right?" She goes, "What happened?" I
said, "He bumped his head." She said,
"Where?" I said, "Another camper." I
said, "Did you write thumb?" She goes,
"Yeah." I said, "That was his head." She
said, "Oh my god,
[snorts]
think one will be enough or
>> probably
>> kind of a small onion.
>> Oh, they are small. Yeah, I got a bundle
of them. Thank good.
>> Yeah, they're a bundle because they're
small.
>> All right. Ow.
[screaming]
>> Oh my god. Hang on, guys.
>> Oh my god.
>> Okay, guys. Now I'm back. I took that
off because, you know, I didn't want the
oil to burn. Monkey bandaged me up. So,
Whoops. You know what? I think I will go
cut up another onion.
I'm not going to cut that part out
either because it's real life.
Okay, guys. So, sorry about the
lighting. This is absolutely the best I
can get you cuz the sun is high in the
sky. It's right overhead and there's a
cloud in front of it. So, no matter
where I put you, going to be the same
lighting. Um, it's only like 12:30.
But, so yeah, I'm patched up. Um, it
always looks worse than it is when I get
cut. I mean, it's not really worth going
in for a stitch or two. Probably two
stitches, but I bleed a lot cuz I I'm on
some heavy blood thinners for a heart.
So, but anyway, uh, monkey, I was like,
man, I could have sworn we left some,
uh, seasoning in there. Couldn't find
any seasoning and no
chicken bullion cubes or anything. I'm
like, could have sworn I left. We must
have took it back in the house last time
that that we cooked from the camper and
uh which I made some chicken and
barbecue chicken.
And she was like, "Oh, it's all right."
I'm like, "Man, that's going to be
bland. That's going to suck." She goes,
"Well, I can just run into town, run
into Walmart. It'll only take me a few
minutes." And I'm like, "No, it's fine.
You sure? Cuz I can just do that." And
then she goes, "Doll the the Dollar
General's even closer. They got some
seasonings and I believe they got
bullion cubes." I'm like, "No, it's
okay." She goes, "But I know how you
love your seasoning." I said, "Yeah, I
know how you love my seasoning." I said,
"Just come out and say it that you you
would rather have it with seasoning."
She still wouldn't quite say it, but
she's afraid she'll hurt my feelings.
I'm like, "No, I agree." I said, "Just
come out and say, you know, I think it'd
be better. I'm just going to run in and
get some seasoning. So, uh I took the
onions off and I may have to put some
more charcoal on uh by the time she gets
back. She'll be back about 20 30
minutes. So, it'll be much better with
it cuz I'm like all we have is the is
the meat sauce, which is just spaghetti
sauce. It's PGO meat sauce. Uh
mushrooms,
hamburger, and the onions. And I'm like,
man, we got to have Well, you know, I
mean, we're going to put cheese on it.
like, man, we got to have something
else. Oh, I need to message her, guys,
cuz I'm going to put some um sour cream
in it, too. So, hang on, guys.
Yeah, you guys see what it's doing out
there.
Freaking awesome.
Okay, guys, since I forgot the garlic,
monkey found me some of this minced
garlic.
So, we're going to throw this in there
now.
Not all of it, of course. And she got
some good seasoning. I'll show you here
in a little bit.
Awesome. [clears throat]
I'll let bring that up to temperature.
Stir it around. Then,
let me see.
Then we'll put the hamburger in.
Okay, guys. I put four bullion cubes in
there. Now, we're going to put the meat
in.
and
get it kind of chopped up. Just browned
a little bit. It doesn't have to be all
the way done cuz it'll cook once we put
the sauce in, which will be here
shortly.
And if you guys want a good sauce for
spaghetti or to put on like elbow
macaroni,
make it just like this. Only instead of
making lasagna with it, you know, put
this in spaghetti or
whatever.
Um, also you can do this and make sloppy
joe's, I guess, sandwich if you're
really into it. But I'm not. But I like
sloppy joe. You make this into a sloppy
joe.
Monkeyy's always trying to remember what
was that he said that one time. I want
to try it cuz I got so many, you know,
recipes.
All right, let me put the lid on that
just for a minute
and I'll come back out. I'll stir it
again. I got to get you guys out of the
sun
and I'll stir it up again. I'll bring
you back when we pour the the the sauce
in.
Okay, guys. We're going to put some
mushrooms in here. I'm going to stir
this up. Remember guys, you don't even
actually have to brown this, it'll cook.
I mean, especially once you bake it.
This hamburger is going to cook. I just
do it to get the uh flavor of the onions
and garlic into it. But you don't have
to. People, oh, you have to brown it for
No, you don't. It will cook through.
You're not making a hamburger with it.
All right. Now, let's get
get our mushrooms here.
We'll let them simmer just for a minute
and then we'll put the sauce in.
Then we'll let the sauce simmer for a
minute.
Then we'll take this out and we'll start
the lasagna
process. The lasagna making process.
But it's your creation. Do with it what
you want. You know,
chef privilege.
All right. I'll be back. Okay, guys.
Now, let's put some sauce and seasoning
in here.
Oh yeah, that's nice. I should probably
drain that, but I don't have any way to
drain it. So,
you know what?
I'm going to cook that uncovered for a
minute and just let it reduce down.
Then once it reduces down, we'll go and
put the the sauce in. Uh,
>> yeah, I don't have any way to strain it,
so that's okay. All right, guys. I was
able to get a towel and dump some of
that out.
I'm going to use both these. And any
leftovers, I'm going to put back in
here. Any leftover sauce we don't need,
I'll put back in here and freeze it
cuz I'm sure I'm not going to need that
much sauce. But always make extra and
then we have it at a later date.
So monkey got some Lowry season salt and
some of this original Creole seasoning.
So I like
I like cool that'll work.
Don't be stingy with it.
A little bit more. All right.
And we got the chicken boyon cubes in
there. Oh, no.
This is
H. It's got a thing on it.
Don't need a lot of this because
pretty pot salt.
All right. And once this gets heated
through, see, I didn't get all of it,
but I'm going to heat it up with the
with the lid off,
and that'll reduce it down.
So,
yeah. All right, guys. I'll be back with
you when I get ready to take this off.
Okay, guys. So, we're going to layer
this up. I know there's a lot of flies,
but you know, get over it. [snorts]
We're in Georgia, right beside a major
swamp. So, you want to have flies and
mosquitoes. There's not much we can do
about it.
[snorts]
Have stuff thickened up good. Plus, I
put a pack of crackers in it cuz
crackers are made from flour. Flour
thickens things up. I'll show you what
I'm going to do real quick.
And then um then I'll I'll just do the
rest of it off camera because you know
you can see what's going on here.
But I know some hater is going to be in
the comments talking about the flies,
but watching Japan cooking shows,
right?
>> Yep.
>> And it's just something you can't help
sometimes.
Now, if this was in our kitchen, yeah, I
could see him talking a little bit about
that, you know.
>> In fact, I might even have to thick thin
this out a little bit, but we'll see.
When I make it at home, it weighs 32
lbs, right, Monk?
>> Yeah.
>> And we're talking not in this thing,
in one of those aluminum pans, right,
Monk?
>> Yeah.
32 lb. In fact, I think I got a video
link.
>> Mhm. I'm sure you do.
>> Now, let's put some of this on here.
Some cheese.
Is that enough?
>> No.
>> That enough?
>> No.
>> That enough?
>> No.
I usually buy a big 4 lb bag. She had
two of these. I was like, when she went
the store earlier, I was like, "Better
get some more cheese." And guess what
she replies with? What kind?
Oh, pepperoni.
>> You got your little pepperoni stuff.
>> I mean,
>> yeah, I know. Now, this stuff
is going to
it'll spread itself out, right, Punk?
>> Yeah, it does.
>> And it don't take a lot either.
Normally, you guys have probably heard
me say a million times, no dairy when
we're camping, but we have a
refrigerator right here beside us, so
that's a little different.
And that's what we're going to do. And
I'm just going to keep layering until I
get to the top. And then I got some
brickheads over there ready. And we're
going to set this on there. And we'll
put 12 brickheads on the top. And I'll
turn it every so often, a quarter turn.
Okay guys, there you go. I could have
went one more layer, but
uh I got to get this on the fire and get
the lid on it. And I'll show you when
it's on the fire. I'll show you what I
did with the brickettes. There's what I
did. I got 12 brickettes on there. I'll
come out every 15 minutes and I'll turn
it a quarter turn
wherever I feel like it needs it. And
I'll do that probably three times
uh maybe four. So, should cook about 45
minutes to an hour.
But I'll show you the finished meal when
we get it done. All right, guys. I just
took this off. [snorts]
Let's check it out. Oh, wrong thing.
Hang on.
[snorts] Oh, look at that.
Wow.
Okay, I'm going to dump this off here.
Put the lid back on and let it rest for
about 20 minutes. and I'll bring you
back when we cut into it. I'll cut into
it over here. Okay, guys. We're getting
ready to cut into this. Monkeyy's
filming, too.
Brighten it up a little bit here. You
filming?
>> Yep.
>> All right. You ready? They've seen it.
You haven't?
>> No, I have not.
>> So, piece dries
next.
>> Oo, look at that, guys. Wow.
Now you know why I keep them.
>> That's the only reason why
>> it is not.
>> But that's um
>> Wow. You really think it thickened up?
>> Yeah.
>> As long as this bottom burn your plate
won't
see the bottom. Oh, it's fine.
>> Yeah, it works fine.
>> Nice.
>> Yep. Wow. That's a big piece, babe.
>> All right. Well, I can take it if you
want a smaller one.
>> Yeah.
>> Make up your mind.
>> That one.
>> Is that too big?
>> No, that's not eat it all, though.
>> All right. I'll eat it all cuz that's
really thick. There's a lot of layers
there.
>> Yeah, I know.
>> So, yeah.
>> And it's one less than I usually do in
this thing.
>> Yeah.
All right, guys.
>> I'll meet you inside
and we'll get her reaction.
>> Okay, Mom. Give it a shot.
>> Give it a shot.
>> Yeah.
Still hot.
>> Uh-huh. Yeah.
>> It rested for about 30 minutes. So, all
in all, it was about an hour and 30
minutes. An hour cooking and 30 minutes
rest time. How is it?
>> Very good. Very hot.
>> Can you taste the the the sour cream in
it?
>> Um
>> I'll put it on every layer.
>> Yeah, I can taste it. Yeah.
>> All right. She's she's going to go up
there and eat. So, she just sat down
here for me to So, but
>> All right. I'm going to eat. I'll be
back with you guys here in a little
while.
>> Very good, babe.
>> Thank you, mama.
>> You're welcome.
>> Monkey, it's raining.
>> Yes, I know. You had to come and save
us.
>> She took Runa for a walk.
>> Yeah,
>> I heard thunder.
Thunder don't hurt no one. I seen a
little bit of lightning. I was like,
"Ooh." Then it started pouring and I
messaged her and I didn't hear anything
back.
>> No.
>> And I looked up here on the counter in
here
and there was her umbrella and it's
pouring. I was like, "Oh man, I
I better go go look for her." I found
them.
>> Yeah, we were under shelter. So,
>> they were in a shelter, but still, you
know, hell would suck if this rain like
this for an hour, you'd have to sit
there.
>> Well, I was more worried about the
lightning
than anything.
>> Um,
you're in a tent here, so
>> we're protected
>> from what? Oh, yeah. Lightning never
hits these things. What am I talking
about? I'm crazy.
So, I was I was going to take a nap and
but no
>> heard that thunder. I thought I better
wait. I was like, well, I'm sure she's
got her umbrella. No,
>> no, I forgot it this time. And
yesterday, I took it with me. Didn't
rain. Yeah.
>> Today, I forget it. And it rains.
>> But he looks like a drown rat. I come
rolling around. Well, pretty much
straight across there.
>> Mhm.
>> Through them woods. I turned a corner up
there, come down through there, I seen a
lone figure
in a in a shelter sitting on a picnic
table. And as I got closer, I seen a
little doggy sitting by her side by her
feet.
>> He knew who I was, too, didn't he?
>> Yeah. He came to save us.
>> I was like, "Well, that must be them."
>> It's either monkey or ghost or monkeyy's
ghost. You'll never know
>> cuz well you didn't get a hold of me yet
>> back and I cuz I said you okay
>> I didn't hear anything so I was like
yeah I'm better get in the car and go
see if I can find him.
>> Yeah.
>> So I did I found you.
>> Yeah you found him.
>> First place I looked.
>> Well at least I wasn't in the woods
today.
>> No. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> All right. Well my camera's going dead.
So, all right guys, good morning Sha
Bear fans and good morning to my haters.
May the fleas from a thousand camels
infest your armpits. Okay, now that
that's out of the what?
>> Why would they say?
>> Somebody's always got something to say.
So,
>> we all have haters. Even you.
>> You're working a hat ahead of yourself.
>> No. Well, we all have haters. I just
like to let them know they're loved
every once in a while. [laughter]
But to my true fans, great good morning
to you. Okay, it's about 9ish. She got
up around 8ish.
>> Yeah,
>> I got up around 8:30ish.
[clears throat] I was awake because she
let Bruno out and then she went up to
the bathous and I opened my eyes and
looked up at the bunk and there was a
dog
laying there looking down at me this
this far from my face.
>> All right. So, today is our last day
here. Tomorrow is actually our last day
here.
>> Yeah.
>> Um we don't have to check out till
Thursday, but we can't. We have to leave
tomorrow. But tomorrow we're going to
take our time, spend the whole freaking
day.
>> Yeah. Right.
>> Yeah.
>> Tearing down. Take our time going home
if we want to see some. Maybe we'll I'll
look up and see if there's anything
on the way home that we can stop and
check out.
>> Oh, okay. Cool.
>> Okay. Or if we see if we see an
abandoned haunted house or something.
So, that's that's good though that to
have that a whole day, you know.
>> Yeah.
>> But here you don't have to check out
until
noon.
>> Yeah.
We're used to Florida where you got to
check out by 10 or 11. Most of them's
11, but some of them are 10.
>> Yeah.
>> Checkins now. It used to be 3:00, but
most places in Florida checkins after 4,
>> which
>> here checkins's 1:00,
checkouts noon. That's
>> that's what the way I remember back in
the 1920s, you know, the way. [laughter]
But so anyway, today [clears throat] so
it's not going to be much no cooking
today. You know, I done some cooking
yesterday in this video.
>> I done um
also cooked the chicken in this video,
right? Didn't I?
>> So today I'm just going to we're going
to talk about a little bit about I'm not
even going to do any fishing today. I
don't think
I don't think an old man caught
anything, did he?
>> No.
>> That you seen out there last night? So,
I think today I'm going to talk a little
bit to you about some other things that
I told you we'll hear about. What's
going on here?
Okay.
like uh some movies that were filmed
here in this area right over there and
a little bit about some UFO sightings
possibly
and a Bigfoot
>> Mhm.
>> story. We're going to get on into that
today cuz it's just going to be a
relaxation day. I ain't doing nothing.
Monkey said you don't have to cook
today. Cool.
She said, "That way you don't have to
build a fire." But she was like wanting
to make some stuff in the pie irons and
I'm like, "But I I got to make a fire."
Oh, [laughter]
but we'll figure something out. But
that's what we're going to do today.
We're just going to hang out. This is
just a uh a freestyle day. I'm just
going to film whatever the hell I want
to film. And if you like it, great. If
not, I'm sure my haters will let me
know. But some of you guys might, you
know, whatever. So, in other words, I'm
just going to do what I do every time,
right? That's what I do. There's no
script in here. I know about what I want
to do and that's pretty much it. And I
film for you guys and that's pretty much
it. So, good morning. And I'll kick you
back on here in a second. Okay, guys.
This guy's been He did He got him a
turtle.
Hang on. I got a pair of pliers. Give me
them pliers right behind you.
>> A
>> this guy.
>> I felt something twice. I was like, "Oh,
here it is."
>> That's all we've been catching this
turtle.
>> He's not It's not in his mask yet.
We've been fishing for three days here
and that's all we've caught.
>> Yeah,
>> it felt heavy and I was like,
>> "Yeah,
>> I was like, yeah.
I don't know where the hook is.
Try not to ruin your hook."
>> Oh, it's in his
>> It's in his paw. Here,
I'll let you get him out. So,
>> well, I don't want to ruin your hook.
>> You appreciate it.
>> Yeah,
>> soft.
>> There's a couple snappers in here.
They're not alligators, but there are
snappers in here. I caught two
yesterday,
but that's all we've caught.
Yeah, I I didn't have too big of a
hopes. It's all shallow right there.
>> Oh, this you probably damn near walk
across it.
>> All right, guys. So, we added something
to the agenda, didn't we, Monk?
>> Yeah.
>> What are you doing?
>> Trying kayaking.
>> Yeah. Monkey rented a kayak. She wants
to learn how to kayak. So, I'm going to
teach her how to kayak.
>> Yeah.
>> Also,
ant licks. This is a sucker monkey and I
are going to eat later.
There's real ants inside this. It's
watermelon flavor. So awesome. So I'll
kick you on when I got my chest mount on
and I'm getting ready to shove her into
the water.
>> Well, you shove her off. What?
>> Really?
>> Well, she's ready to launch. [laughter]
None of them sound good.
>> No, it doesn't.
>> I'll be back.
>> So you go like this, right?
>> No, you're backwards already. Yeah. No,
shoot. All right, guys. So, the name's
got to go in the back. That'll be how I
>> Okay, but you got to look at these.
This always has to go like this when
it's in the water. Same way with the
other one. See?
All right. Hop in there.
All right, guys.
>> Let me know when you're ready.
>> I guess.
>> Huh?
>> I guess so.
>> Well, yeah. I mean, you got to go. You
ready?
>> I guess so. Don't push too hard.
>> I'm not. Hun. Are you ready?
>> Yes.
>> Oh my god.
>> There you go.
>> Like this?
>> Yeah. Just like that.
>> Okay. They start using your right paddle
more to go to the left.
It's backwards. There you go.
>> There she is, guys. No problem. She's
been worried to death. She's afraid to
try it down there in Florida because
so many gators, but I told her there's
kayakers all over. They'll be all right.
She'll be all right. I don't know if I'm
getting you.
She's got her camera on, so
she'll be back, bud. Hopefully.
[laughter]
The only problem is, you know, she is
dyslexic, so it's hard for her to
understand like you have to use your
right paddle, right side of your paddle
to go left, your left side to go right,
just like a tiller motor on a boat.
>> What do you think?
>> She's doing it.
Not as wobbly as you thought, is it? too
bad.
>> She says, she said, I see all them fat
people on YouTube doing it. I should be
able to do it.
It's not as bad as you think.
>> Go to the buoys.
>> Think I can do that?
>> Yeah. Remember, if you want to go left,
use your right side of the paddle. If
you want to go right, use the left side
of your paddle.
He's upset.
>> What?
>> Don't worry about him. He's fine. Got
Bruno here.
Didn't want to leave him clear up there
in the car.
You know how some people get. Oh, he's
left alone in the car. Even if you got
the air conditioner on and window
cracked in case he locks the doors.
She's doing good, guys.
I think what it is is he likes boats. He
wants to be on the boat.
Get up on that board. Yeah, you got
paddle boards,
of course, kayaks, and you can also rent
bicycles. This is 10 bucks an hour. So,
I got her two hours.
Uh, that's a single. And they have
doubles here for two people. But I
didn't want to get in with her, you
know, first time. I mean, if I move a
little bit, she might get, you know,
nervous and try to correct and
but she's doing fine. Look at her going
around that buoy. Good job, monkey. Good
job, monkey.
[laughter]
>> It's fine. You get off just backwards as
you got on. You think I can go around?
>> Around what?
>> Down there.
>> That buoy?
>> No. Down that way.
>> The whole lake.
>> I I doubt if you can do it in two hours.
>> No, I won't do it. I'm not going to do
the whole lake. Why go around a little
bit?
>> Go to that other buoy.
>> All right, guys. I'll kick you back on
when we're done or if she flips. Okay.
So, she just hollered over and said,
"I'm going to the next buoy over there,"
which will be right in front of our
campsite, actually.
That'll be right in front of our
campsite.
She's doing very well and she's real
comfortable in it. She says it's very
stable. So, see, I've been in them
before. I've had the sport ones with the
apron, you know, you can barrel roll it.
[clears throat]
She's like, "Oh, I couldn't do that."
I'm like, "No, you couldn't." But if I
get her one of those, well, if I get her
one, I'll get me one, too. But, uh,
if I get us
some kayaks, I'll be sure to get
whatever brand that is, cuz she's really
comfortable with it. And it does have
pull pole holders in the back. Of
course, we wouldn't do any fishing out
of them. I have before. I don't like it
because I like a lot of a lot of room,
you know, and I like to stand up and you
don't do that in a kayak. So, but yeah,
I think she'll Sorry, I don't I didn't
put my mics on cuz, you know, in case I
had to get in the water, but I figured
she'd be all right.
Yeah. Very good, monkey. Good job. I
told you you'd be all right. She was so
nervous. She said, "My mood ring's
changing." I said, "You're nervous."
[laughter]
It was a joke. But anyway, yeah. So,
she'll be heading right right out in
front of the camper.
She's out there good ways. Good job,
monkey.
She's learning how to steer it. She did
a figure eight around the buoys there.
So
yeah, I think she'd be all right now. I
think we should She's worried about
falling in and gators getting her, but
nah, it's very rare, very rare that you
fall in on a kayak and a gator get you,
you know? I mean,
that's what worries her the most. I
think she's mostly concerned about She
had me check for gators, make sure
there's no gators in here.
They mostly come out at night anyway,
but so we wouldn't be doing any we
wouldn't be doing any kayaking at night.
So, but yeah, I think she'd be all
right. Probably get us a couple cheap
ones and just uh
like him, he he has a life vest. Bruno
has a life vest. So, like until she got
used to it, I could take Bruno with me.
You know, I've had dogs on kayaks
before. No biggie. But yeah, I think
she'd be all right.
She'll come back. She'll say, "I want
one." I guarantee you she'll say, "I
want one."
You think with being dyslexic, it it
would work in your favor to steer that
cuz you know, use your right side paddle
for to go left.
But she says it confuses her. you. That
should that should help you. But anyway,
so I'm going to let you know what's
going on. There's an update. She's doing
very well. Good job, Monk. All right,
guys. I'll be back with you. All right,
guys. I'm going to give it a shot.
That water's hot.
>> Nice though. You got a little breeze.
>> All right. Push me out, mama.
>> Thank you.
>> You're welcome.
>> All right, guys. Thought we'd take a
little
>> little jaunt.
>> There's bear. He's done this before, so
he knows.
>> See how you use your left to go right?
>> Yeah.
>> You're dyslexic. That should help you.
>> I was afraid I get screwed up.
Oh, this is one of the more stable ones
I've been in.
>> Oh, this is nice. Yeah, this is a nice
one.
Then right down here is a place you can
put a you can put a uh camera mount.
Something blew up. Do you guys hear
that?
I don't know.
Well, they shouldn't be a state park. A
campground.
Oh, probably that lawn mower backfiring.
Probably.
Yeah, this is nice. I don't want to take
too much of her time. We got two hours,
but I I just wanted for her, you know,
to learn
We'll just go around the second buoy and
take back my her cruise around
mostly for her.
Yeah, she wouldn't do good with Bruno in
this thing. like if he wants to jump up
on the side, it would want to tip you.
And down here in the middle of this
floor right here, you can put a trolling
motor in,
which I would probably do for me cuz I
have an extra trolling motor.
Let's go around the buoy here.
They also have them with pedals. You can
pedal them. I had one of those once.
It's pretty nice.
Gives you a nice workout on your legs.
Give us a turn in here.
She did very well.
Trying to give you guys some of a view.
some of the view right over here is
where that boat was sinking.
Remember my friends used we used to get
these getting our kayaks and just float
the creek and just [clears throat] kind
of use our paddles to steer and we would
have someone pick us upstream
or downstream whichever way it was
running. like Wills Creek. If you guys
are from my area, Gard County, you'll
know about Wills Creek. You just get in
and float them.
Just float the creek.
No boats between signs. What signs?
There's one sign.
coming back.
>> Yeah.
>> Why?
>> Cuz we rented it for you, mama.
>> I know.
>> I want you to learn.
I know, but I want you to enjoy it.
Bring it up in here and try to get a
little bit of speed going.
>> I got one of those pads.
>> Yep.
There we go.
>> Very good.
>> All right. Okay, guys. I'll be back with
you.
>> Really?
>> I heard ching ching. Oh no. What
happened, Monk? It
>> wasn't tight.
>> It wasn't tight. You were shaking it up,
huh?
>> Yes.
>> Let me see your shirt. Oh dear. Oh no.
>> I need another shirt.
I'll wash it.
>> Shake it side to side, mama. There
[laughter] you go.
Ain't that better?
>> Not really.
>> Yeah, it is. Trust me.
[laughter]
All right. Okay, guys. Sorry about the
lighting, but
going to make some Brussels sprouts.
Monkeyy's on the phone with her mom.
Tonight's our last night here. We're
leaving tomorrow. We're going to leave
late afternoon.
And
>> uh
But I mean, we're here. We're actually
paid till the 13th. And they said,
"Well, that's okay if you got to leave
on the 12th. Just stop in before you
leave and we'll uh
>> we'll refund you." Oh, cool. All right.
The nice thing about
>> So
um
movies
>> filmed around here. Um
>> Robert Dairo movie.
Uh there was some scenes filmed
uh in way cross
with um you stay in the camera.
>> Let me see here. [snorts]
It's just too can't sit on
>> uh
>> come on
>> stupid ads. You can't even Google
anything without ads popping up.
>> Then we wanted to relax because
>> it's called uh movie was called Wash Me
in the River.
Uh there were a handful of scenes in Way
Cross. [snorts and clears throat]
>> Uh that's right where we're at. Well,
we're a few minutes we're outside of of
Way Cross. We're just, you know,
>> 10 minutes
>> from there. Um,
[snorts]
>> around here
>> and Douglas, Georgia.
>> Big time.
>> It was in February 21
>> swamp because of the swamp.
Okie
>> and also
>> to where we are.
>> There was uh
>> Yeah. And you know,
>> a movie filmed
>> was originally titled Okay. Watch me in
the river, but the action thriller
Savage Salvation
>> uh in 2022
director Randall EMTT stars Robert
Diero, Jack Houston,
John Malovich, and Willa Fitzgerald.
Okay, so they filmed it in 2021.
Okay, let's get started on this and I'll
see some I'll talk some more about that
stuff here,
>> but I'm running out of daylight and I
don't want to turn on a light
>> because
of um
[clears throat]
>> you know the mosquitoes and stuff. I
don't want them getting in my food. So
>> they said that they actually they said
they actually twisted their neck.
>> She I don't know if you can hear that
but Monkeyy's talking to her mom telling
her about a Bigfoot story
>> which we're going to get into
>> in this video
yesterday.
So, so should we ask?
Let's get some um
as she went.
>> I'm going to put some uh garlic
>> in here. So,
>> in this area,
you know,
one
All
right, let's go ahead and dump these in
here.
>> Can't.
>> Nope.
All
right.
>> Let's put a little bit more butter in
there.
>> At the beginning, it has a sign there.
It has, you know, what kind of animals
you might see in there.
>> So, it's not actually cooking. I'm just
heating this stuff up. So, let me get it
heated up. I want to look for something
else here I want to show you or talk
tell you about here. Okay. So, now some
movies. Uh there were several
feature films and documentaries
>> in the Oki Finoi swamp which like I said
we're right at the be like at the
beginning of it. We're in southeast
Georgia and we're just just a couple
miles from the beginning of the swamp.
Uh in 1941, Swamp Water directed by Jean
Renure and starring Dana Andrews and
Walter Brennan. [snorts] Uh, Lure of the
Wilderness of the Wilderness 1952
is a Technicolor remake of Swamp Water
directed by uh, Jean
Neglesco.
Sorry, I butchered that. Starring Jean
Peters and Jeffrey Hunter. Uh, Swamp
Girl in 1971.
Uh, let's see.
I'm not getting any actors or anything.
Uh oh, featuring uh Simone Griffith in
her film debut with swamp footage
credited to the Oki Finoi Swamp Park
which is only about a mile from here and
the Oki Finoi Wildlife Refuge.
>> The Tender Warrior 1971 directed by
Stuart Raffel and starring Dan Hagerty.
Hm.
>> An adventure film centered on a boy
protecting local swamp wildlife.
>> I didn't know that.
>> And
a movie called Oki Finoi 1959.
A crime and melodrama film directed by
was that Ro egg? H A I G involving
smugglers navigating the refuge. So
that's pretty interesting. And you can
find that just by googling what movies
were filmed in the Oki Finoi Swamp. So
uh there's some Bigfoot stories from out
here.
Um we may or may not get into them
tonight. We'll see. But if not, maybe I
can get into them tomorrow. We're going
to, like I said, we're going to take our
time tearing down tomorrow. And it's
really darker than what it shows in this
camera, but there's a
beautiful view.
Nice, huh? So, um, like I said, we're
just going to take our time tearing
down. That awning is not falling down. I
just because of so much rain and the
storms and stuff. So, I just did that so
the water would run off. But yeah, um a
lot of interesting stuff as far as uh
Bigfoot's concerned. I'll also link when
we get into those stories, but I will
link um some videos that are very
interesting interesting about these
stories where I got them from that can
do them a lot better justice than I can.
But there are um Bigfoot encounters here
and I told you about the the girl
>> lightning over there. the girl up there
at the at the camp store, you know, just
absolutely did not want to discuss
anything. I mean, she wasn't even really
joking about it. First, she was kind of
smiling, but
>> she said, "Well, I think mostly
>> sightings have been over at the swamp
over there." And Monkey said, "Yeah, but
what about in this area right here?" And
she just stopped smiling and didn't
answer. just absolutely did not answer
that question. Didn't even look at us
until we was talking about, you know,
start talking about other things.
>> Very weird.
>> But this is a weird state park, but it's
like we've been here, you know, with the
sand.
>> What is that?
>> Huh?
>> Is that a dog over there?
>> I don't see it.
>> Is that Berno?
>> Huh?
>> There's a dog over here.
over there by that.
>> Let me make sure.
>> Bruno. Yeah, he's outside.
>> Well, there's a dog. Looks just like
Bruno right over there.
>> Oh, I bet you that's
>> There it goes.
>> No, it looks like Bruno.
>> I don't even see him.
>> Okay, then you can't bet me
>> I No, I can't see him.
>> He went running that way. He's the size
of Bruno. He looks just like Bruno.
>> It's not that woman's white little white
dog. No, I I know the difference.
>> Huh?
>> Just saw a dog.
>> Okay. But anyway, so it's it's weird for
state park. So we've been here since
Friday. Today's Tuesday, Tuesday
evening.
>> We have not seen
>> one lady that
>> one squirrel. Not one squirrel. Let me
remind you, we're in a state park
campground.
>> Not one squirrel. We saw birds.
>> Not one squirrel.
We we can't catch any fish in in the
lake.
>> Not one possum,
>> not one raccoon, not one deer. However,
just a little bit ago on the way to the
bathous to get our showers,
we saw one rabbit over there.
>> You are a host.
>> Other than that,
>> not one animal, not one animal have we
seen other than a bird. Doesn't mean And
a turtle, you know. I mean, we caught
some turtles.
>> Well, there's nothing here. No wildlife,
no deer, no raccoon, no possums, no
squirrels.
Haven't heard any owls. But anyway,
yeah, that's it's a strange strange
thing. Uh there is a black cat running
around here. However, it keeps wanting
to come over here. But
>> but I mean as far as wildlife,
>> usually in a state park,
>> especially state park campgrounds, you
know, that's where squirrels and
>> coons and possums like to hang out
because, you know, there's always food
scraps. There's always someone willing
to give them a hand out, you know. But
yeah, that looks pretty wild over there.
Check that sky out. Hopefully this
camera will do it, y'all. Yeah, check it
out. Look at the sky, mama. a dog in
there. But they don't have leashes. It's
so purple.
Look at the sky, mama.
>> Huh?
>> The sky.
>> Yeah, that's beautiful.
>> Okay, guys.
>> The sky.
>> I am going to eat my food. It's just a
snack. Really? Give me something to
drink. I'm getting thirsty. It's getting
dark. But, uh,
I think my bowls in there
>> and, um, I don't know. I'd like to do
the sucker tonight, but if not, we'll
>> just All right, guys. I'll be back with
you. This is funny.
>> This guy come out with his flashlight. I
don't know if he's seen
he's he's seen eyes and he said oh no he
went around the house cut his leg and
he's standing on the picnic table
>> there he is standing on the picnic
>> [laughter]
>> Okay, guys. So,
you guys have seen this light before.
>> The monkey got me a new toy here.
Look at them all.
Look at that thing.
It's rechargeable
and it also has an extendable handle
that you can put on, extend it and go
like 3 feet away like to kill spiders
and
And you can also turn it
like that.
That's cool.
>> [snorts]
>> Sorry.
>> That thing's amazing.
>> It's cool. Looks like fireworks.
>> Well, we are at the Okiokei swamp, so
we're going to have a lot of mosquitoes.
>> Yeah.
>> Plus the lake there.
>> Yeah.
What if I turn the big light on?
There we go. Maybe you guys can see him
flying around.
Had one earlier. He was smoking.
He fried for like a minute and a half.
That thing's awesome.
We need to get another one of these.
>> Yeah.
>> And set out. I'm serious. That thing's
killing them.
I mean, there's a bunch of dead ones in
there, but I like that zapping sound.
>> [laughter]
>> I think it's cool.
Doesn't show it in camera, but this is
more of a purple light,
you know.
>> Mhm.
>> This one here. And that one's more of a
blue light.
>> It doesn't doesn't show on camera, but
I had to show you guys that. I'm having
fun.
I'm glad you're having fun.
>> What is it after 9?
>> I don't know.
>> Is it going on 10? I'm
>> It's after 10,
>> is it?
>> Yeah, it's after 10.
>> I'm out here killing bugs. This is cool.
Morning everyone. It's uh 6:47 right
now.
It's Wednesday
and we have to leave. So [snorts]
there's Bruno,
but we got all day to do it. So that's
what we're going to do. We're just going
to kind of just pack a little bit here
and there. And
uh we may take a little drive.
Uh I think there's something monkey
wanted to do, but we'll see.
I think we're going to leave around 4 or
5:00, so [snorts] that'll just put us
home around just about dark time. So
yeah, she went to the bath house. Bren
was out here kicking it with me. So all
right guys, I'll be back with you. Just
want to say good morning. Okay guys, we
are packed up, ready to go.
Monkey went looking for that dog. I'll
tell you about that. That dog I seen
last night over here. But let me see
what time.
Let's see. It is.
It's only 2:30.
I wanted to leave about 5, but
she was worried about the storm and
I was like, you know,
well, actually, you don't have to leave
till tomorrow, but she got to pick her
mom up in the morning. So, [snorts] but
I thought, man, we still got the rest,
you know. But
so,
uh, but anyway, at dog racing last night
over here,
it came back. I was standing here
playing with my bug zapper. I had Bruno
out here. It's about 3:00 in the
morning, and [panting]
Bruno was over here, and out of the
corner of my eye, I seen him start
walking this way.
And so I turned on my big flashlight cuz
I didn't want him going too far down in
there. He walked up here. Soon as I
turned flashlight on, there was that
little dog. Him and that little dog.
They had their tails wagging. They were
saying hello. They was nose tonose.
So I said, "Brun, come on over here."
Cuz you know, I didn't know anything
about the dog, but I knew it must be
friendly, but still I didn't know. So I
said, "Brun, come on over here." And the
dog went around that way. And Bruno went
under the camper and he wasn't running
after it or nothing. He was just I said,
"Come on, Bruno." He came back around.
[clears throat]
So, I put him in the camper. Then we uh
[snorts]
uh we we heard it that later out here
and
and he was standing right here when I
opened the door. And I said, uh
I said, "Man, that dog, he's scared.
He's lost. He He does have a collar. I
didn't see the collar at first.
I told Monkey, I said,
"Excuse me." I said, "He does have a
collar, so he must be lost." So, I put
some food and water out for him and we
heard him come back and I looked out and
he was drinking water
and he, you know, he'd walk away. He was
real skittish, but he wouldn't take off
running. And I didn't try to shoe him
away, of course, cuz I wanted to make
sure he got food and water. went inside
and we heard him again and I come out
and he he had drank half the water and I
had it on a had his food on a paper
plate that he actually drugged the paper
plate over here and when I came out he
was eating his food right here off the
paper plate. So, she mentioned it to the
camp host this morning and she said
about a month ago,
somebody was staying in one of the
cabins and they only had the dog for
about 2 weeks and the dog took off and
they couldn't catch it and then they
couldn't find it and they was real real
upset about it. And they're from
Florida. They're about 3 hours away and
we're 3 and a half hours away.
If I had known, you know, you should let
people know if I known I could have
caught that dog and, you know, we could
take it to the person
or, you know, at least take it to our
house. You know, they're 3 hours away.
We're 3 and 1 half hours away. At least,
you know, hey, you know, we have your
dog coming. You can come and get him.
But she said that they have never
called. But then again, you know, they
never called them either. They just put
some food out and noticed the food was
gone and just figured it was him eating
it.
So, but Monkey went to go check because
she's worried about him now and she
don't want to leave him. I mean, at
least, you know, if we could catch him,
we could at least, you know, take him,
give find him a good home. I mean, we
can't keep him.
But I I I don't want to I mean, there's
gators in here, you know. fat dog gets
too hot. Dogs are known to jump in water
and get cooled off. I mean, he could get
eaten by a gator, but he's been out here
on his own
for a month and no one has has seen him.
And but so they know now that he has
been spotted. He did come up here.
So, but anyway, so I'm not going to I'm
not going to end the video until I get
home in case, you know, in case we run
into something or see something
interesting.
Um, we're just going to take our time.
May stop and get something to eat once
we get closer to home. We'll see. But
we're ready to go. Done all my checks.
Lights are working now. Uh, I didn't do
anything to them.
Uh, this right turn signal and brake
light wouldn't work last time I had it
out, but when I got it home, it was
working and it's been working ever
since. So, I don't know. Might have just
been dirty plug up here. You know, the
plug was dirty or something. I don't
know. But, it didn't do it. It It wasn't
working on either vehicle. So, it had to
be on the trailer. I know it's not the
light cuz, you know, I didn't change it.
So, I didn't change the bulb and it's
working now. So, something in the
wiring.
Uh
that blue wire there is for brakes,
which we don't have brakes on. It's
wired for brakes, but it doesn't have
brakes on it. But um so yeah. Uh I think
she went looking for him. Oh, and real
quick, we took Bruno earlier. So let's
go find this dog. Come on, go find the
dog. He got on the trail of that dog and
he followed it that trail all the way up
there and then he wanted to hang a left.
So, we hung a left and I seen a one of
those uh aluminum like cake pans sitting
there where they had been feeding that
dog. And then we started walking to it
and then he pulled monkey to the left
and right at the edge of the wood line
there's like a little hole in a bunch of
shrubs. Of course, we couldn't get in
it. Bruno probably could have, but and
he stopped right there and he pointed.
So, he was like, "That dog's in there,
which be in these woods." So, and then
he didn't want to go any further or
anything. So, he he tracked us right to
where that dog's hanging out. So, I can
see she didn't find him. So, his name is
Whan. So, uh yeah. All right. I'll get
back with you guys.
Don't see many of them places. I guess
that's why it's for sale.
Sales in repair
does say it's for sale.
Another little building over there.
Okay. So, there's a
commercial style stainless steel sink in
there.
Let's go around back here.
It's raining.
headache racks or roll bars for a pickup
truck.
Fast time video rental.
That's not that old.
All right, I'm not going to bushwack
through there.
Oh, sorry, guys.
It's raining.
That's cool.
I might take a walk down there and check
that out. Hang on.
Okay. Don't know what this used to be.
Maybe an office for that mobile home
skirting place.
But
you guys see in there, it's got a force
growing in there.
We could get in, but I don't think it's
worth it cuz that's it. So it looks like
a fireplace
that has been covered up.
Yeah. I don't know what that is.
Probably maybe a pump house or
something. But
yeah, that's definitely a fireplace.
Check it out. There's really no reason
to go in.
No, [snorts] that's it. That's the room.
But there's the building there.
It's like a wow. We just came into
Florida.
Florida Georgia lines right up here
about a half a mile
if that.
But there's that building.
I know if I can catch it in time. We
always go past, but there's a building
we went to. It's like a twotory bar many
years ago. Monkey and I, if I can
remember to look for it about where it's
at,
I'll uh
stop in and do a revisit of that. But I
bet you this used to be like, you know,
just like a hamburger shop or something,
you know, like these windows,
you know, maybe something like a ice
cream shop or Dairy Queen or something.
You would get your food there.
But yeah,
really can't see a way in
or we would go in it.
But I'm sure it's locked.
Yeah.
All right, guys. I'll be back with you.
All right, guys. We made it back home.
We did go past that old bar and we was
going to stop. We actually kind of went
past. We knew it was coming up. Kind of
pasted it. We did a U-turn. [snorts]
There's gates there that they were there
before, but now they're locked. So, and
we had nowhere to pull off. I could walk
around them. She can't drive up to it.
But pulling that, we had nowhere to pull
in, too. If if we didn't have that, we
could have. But next time if we're past
there again without the trailer, I'll
stop. But so, we can do that. So, all
right guys, the Bigfoot stories, if you
want to if you want to hear them, I'll
do them in a in a video by theirelves.
and um
mosquitoes
and uh I'll tell you some stories about
Bigfoot about where we was at. So, but
in the meantime,
we got to unload the car and I got to
make monkey something to eat and then
we'll see you guys. I'll see you guys in
the next one. Thanks for watching
everyone. And also, this video is
running long, I know. So, but I'll see
you guys in the next one. Um,
see you guys soon. Bye-bye everyone.
Take care. Shay Bear the Myth Man
Legend. I'm gone for now.
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