Our First College Football Playoff Run! Sea Otters Ep. #4

The Coastal Sea Otterers are at a pivotal moment. Our last episode was the start of year two and it honestly looked like we were going to have a cakewalk into the Big 10 Championship. That's when we ran into a 4 and4 University of Michigan team and we got completely upset. So, as we pick up today in the final game of the regular season, there are so many playoff implications on the line. WELCOME BACK, GENTLEMEN. COASTAL SEA OTTER, we're 9 and2. We lost to Penn State. We lost to Michigan. We're ranked 14th in the nation. Being ranked 14th in the nation means we would not make the college football playoffs if the season ended today. But take a look at the bracket as it stands. The big thing you'll notice is that number nine UCLA, Big 10 team, and number seven USC. I have personally beat both of these teams this year. On top of that, guess who plays each other in week 12? That's right, UCLA and USC. Not only that, but Ohio State is playing Michigan and I've got a cakewalk hopefully at home against Northwestern who's 4-7. This is the Big 10 standings. If you win the Big 10 Championship, you're guaranteed to go to the playoffs. I do need some things to fall in my favor, but it's absolutely possible that we go to the playoffs this season. Regardless, the only thing I have control over is beating Northwestern. If we do a quick review of the Sea Otter roster, Owen Cadella, our senior wide receiver, is an absolute unit with 96 speed, 96 Excel. Max Leamu's in his final season. Durban's in his final season, but he's not playing. I'm so sorry, Jimmy. I did you so [ __ ] dirty. I feel bad. Lane Donald's been great. And honestly, I think like the best player on this team and who has the highest future right now is Justice Stealth. Star dev, A+ dealbreaker, three star. He has uncapped quickness and he's been one of the best players on this team. He's got 11 touchdowns on the season. He's averaging a touchdown and about 80 rushing yards a game. He's only a sophomore. Now, the reason Durban is not the starter is because we got Micah Alejand out of the transfer portal. Mike Alejad is like he's on everybody's team, but he is a monster. He's fast. He throws the ball really, really well, and he's a junior, so hopefully he can come back next season. And you can never forget about Alexander Coward, senior tight end unit. And my favorite defensive player right now is our senior Caleb Biggs, which is also why I'm so excited we recruited this kid right here. So Caleb Biggs is a red shirt senior. Moses Lyles, straight out of high school, fourstar gem, 88 speed, 90 acceleration. This guy's going to be insane for this team so long as we can keep him away from the TRANSFER PORTAL. REGARDLESS, THAT'S A LOT OF YAPPING to say. Let's go beat up on Northwestern and sneak our way into the college football playoffs. We might not have the highest overall, but we're dogs. We're headed right back to High Tide Stadium taking on the Wildcats. Big win, Big 10 Championship. THAT'S THE GOAL. WOW. HIGH TIDE STADIUM, THE FINAL GAME of the regular season. I kind of want to take some serious shots today. Although the inside zone looks way too good for Oh, Stelts is a star now, guys. Steltz is a star on this team. Also, this is probably the last time I'm gonna answer this question because I get it so often. You guys are wondering why the stars under my players are so big. It's cuz EA [ __ ] blows. You guys already kind of knew that, right? But check this out. I'm going to air this ball out real quick so that I can show you. LOOK AT THE METER. BANG. [screaming] OH MY GOD, LANE. DID YOU NOTICE HOW the meter was bigger? The default setting is that the meter is kind of small. Like, it's almost like too hard to see. It's stupid. If you want to make the meter bigger, there's a feature that's called enlarge onfield graphics. It's just in settings. It makes all your onfield graphics bigger, including that meter. Now, EA being EA, why is there not a button to just make the meter for catching bigger and nothing else bigger? They're [ __ ] morons, that's why. So, now if I want a bigger meter for catching, I also need these comically, ridiculously large stars under my players. So you give and you take. Sometimes you get E8. And I can't BELIEVE ALE GOT THAT BALL OFF CUZ Stealth is able to get it. Damn. I can't believe he got that off. Beautiful play. Okay, so you get the point. I mean, it's not that big of a deal. The stars are just big. Whatever. I don't care. But I swear I get a comment every single video about it and sometimes I just want to wrangle you by the throat because I answer it EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUSTICE STELTS BIG TIDY TO KICK US OFF. Now defense needs my help. Defense needs my help against Northwestern. Come on, defense. Caleb Biggs on the running back. That's a handoff. Why did you just run right past the guy with the ball? No wonder my defense needs help. Got a 45 IQ over here. I'm blitzing bigs. I'm blitzing bigs. Hey, we're balling them up here. Build the damn otter. No, that's what beavers do. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Big blitz. Caleb. Hey. Oh my god. How do you not that? How do you not pick that off? Oh, that's really cool. Look at the top right. I've never seen that before. Committed recruits. Got our five star and the rest are four. That's actually pretty sick. I didn't know they did that mid game. Okay, so fourth and nine. [music] They're going to pin it. Very nice. Very nice. There's 56 seconds left. It's 14 to six. And I'mma be honest. No. Oh, wait. Give me a playmaker. HOLY [ __ ] MIKE ALEJANDO. No way. Stouts. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was disgusting. My goodness. That's That's a big highlight right there. We're going to feed it. No, you did not just drop that. Ty bigs with 50/50 and downhill dropping. That is criminal. Oh, good. Second and 10. 35 seconds. I'm looking for single coverage. Owen Cadella. SINGLE COVERAGE. THAT WAS GREEN, BRO. That was green with single coverage. I'm rioting in the streets after that one. Not mad. Chill. Cadella's got press coverage now, which is probably even better. I'm just going to go Oh, horrible [music] ball. Horrible pass now. Big's drop of that one is is even bigger. Okay, it's 14 to six. It's a 55 y. Normally, this would suck, but we're at home. COME ON, BABY. TELL ME. YES, SIR. And look at this. We're going to start this drive out in the red zone. I'm going to run shakes and I'm going to give Stealth the um red zone corner route. And let's just see how this shakes out cuz if that's man, I feel like he's going to It don't matter. Lane Donald's having a huge game. Oh, and wow. Oh, wow. What a moment. FOURTH AND GOAL. YOU GOT TO BE RUNNING THIS, CALEB. Go get it, Caleb. No way you stopped that. He has nine carries for six yards. We are dominating Northwestern in the run game. But take a look at this. Oh my god. Wait a minute. It's fourth and goal. Is he actually passing this? Why he's wide open? Why is Northwestern like Miracle coming back right now? Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Dude, when you play the moments, [ __ ] can change so fast. Whoa. Holy teleport. Okay, first and 10. Let's close this game out. Why does it look like they're not ready for the inside zone? Way too wide on that alignment. Oh, huge. Huge stouts. Oh my god, he's so fast. Okay, so we get third and one here. Going to run the shift inside zone again. See how their defense and we got the numbers for this. We got one for one. It's just that linebacker who can make THE PLAY AND HE DOESN'T. And stealths. Oh, but I went out of bounds. Stupid. It doesn't really matter. I think the game's over. I wouldn't mind giving Stealth another one though. He just became a star player on this team. Can I find him another one? No, you did not just play that spin. This is a bit risky. A bit um a bit unnecessary maybe is the word. Call it what you want, but Northwestern has no timeouts left, so we can actually just call the final play of the game. Third 11. Final play of the game. Listen, High Tide Stadium is packed. All the fans are here to see a show. Let's give them something, Micah. Turn 11. LAST PLAY OF THE GAME. LET'S GIVE HIM SOMETHING, [screaming] MICAH. [laughter] Alexander Coward for no reason at all. We throw one up and catch it. Damn, they kind of like came back. We were winning by like three possessions and I looked up and it's 19 to 24. But should be a [ __ ] you went into Cal the season off. You know, you never know in S being like winning an award or not, too. So, I like the stat bad. 30 to9 a little closer game than I would have liked it to be. Now, it's the big question. How does this all shake out? Can we make a playoff run? Late season bowl predictions. This is interesting. So, it's showing the first round of the playoffs would have both UCLA and USC. Oh no. Oh no. UCLA beat USC. [ __ ] dude. I literally came one one slot short of the college football playoffs. I just got to say this. USC is 10-2. I'm 10-2 and we beat USC. I should be in there. Damn it, dude. So, USC and UCLA are both going to make it. And I beat both of those teams. That makes me so sad. If USC had beat UCLA, I don't know that it would have mattered, actually. Honestly, I don't know. I don't know what would have mattered, but I don't think we're going to make it. Well, presumably, we'll get a bowl game. So, let's start there. All right, the Heisman Trophy. I don't think we have anybody in the running for this. Drew Mesa Maker on Oklahoma. Julian Lewis, Colorado. I ain't sitting through that whole [ __ ] thing. Especially not if there's a Sea Otter in there. This dude Bryce Underwood is literally never on his own team. This guy is a transfer portal demon. Underwood wins Heisman on Tennessee. Go Vols. Yeah, Tennessee's Tennessee. That Tennessee playbook's got to be nar. What? What? What? What happened? YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO PLAY IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF this week against Memphis. How? Oh my god. I was 100% sure we were getting a bowl game and we missed. Somehow we're now number 11 ranked. Memphis is 8-0 and they're division 12 and one. They're six ranked the nation. How did we make it? I'm so confused. Okay, so this was our regular season schedule right here. Lost to Penn State, lost to Michigan. We beat USC. We beat Indiana. We beat UCLA. That's crazy. So, what did the bracket end up being? I can't believe this happened. Oh my gosh. You know what it was? It must have been the Big 10 Championship. No. No. UCLA still made it. USC still made it. Ohio State still made it. I'm so confused. UCLA went to the Big 10 Championship. They played USC. They played Ohio State and they beat Ohio State. And all that shuffling meant we somehow make it. And if we get past Memphis, we go play Georgia. Whoa. Hey, it works for me. How is Memphis this good? That's the question. I've never seen Memphis be this good. Why is Memphis so good? Let's go look at this roster. Memphis is a 69 overall. How they pulled this [ __ ] off, I don't know. They got a freshman wide receiver, 95 speed, the best. I mean, they're they they dominated the American Conference, so that's nice. They've got a good left tackle. They've got Justin Crannle at quarterback. Bro, this might be the greatest first round matchup we're ever going to get. Actually, no. It is the greatest first round match up we're ever going to get. Not maybe, but most certainly. This might be a perfect time for the SS Otter, too. This is the perfect time for the SS Otter. Yeah, this is the perfect game. Oh my gosh. Okay, good news. Memphis might be the easiest team we're ever going to play in the first round of the College Football Playoffs. Bad news, number three ranked Georgia is waiting on the other side of THIS GAME. WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT, GENTLEMEN. WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT IF Memphis is just a product of their schedule or if they belong here. Now, here's the thing. Because we're such a higher overall, I think the big advantage that we're going to have is speed. I don't think they have anybody who can stay with Cadella. Same thing. I mean, Ty Biggs has got platinum 50. I'M GOING TAI BIGS. PLATINUM 50/50. NO WAY. HE ALMOST DIDN'T GET TACKLED. SORRY, not platinum 50/50. He's 6'5 and he has bronze 50/50. Sorry. Also, no, he's actually 6'2. I just lied to your face. It's my four string wide receiver who has all the speed. Alihado. Absolutely no way. [laughter] Can you imagine? Can you imagine though? I want to keep using that meter when I can. OOH, THAT IS WIDE OPEN STEALTHS. NICE. Third and five. There's a blitzer on that side who almost could have made a play on that. I'm glad that he didn't. I'm going to give Cadela the outside here. Let's see how this sets up. Third and five. Cadella. Cadella. That's what I mean. Like Memphis might be good. They might have won a bunch of games, but at the end of the day, their players don't have this beat. I'm lobbing this to Cadella. I don't know if this is play action. He's double covered. I can't. I threw contested. That was really good defense. Really good defense. Okay, second and 10. Ahado up the gut. like Alihara. Great play. Big play right here. First and 10. Oh, is it going to be Micah? One more time. Deja Vu. Literally 14 yds rushing backto-back plays. They're sending a lot of pressure. Can I get him sleeping on a slip screen, baby? Good block. Not quite. Not quite. Second and goal. I think I saw something I like, though. We're going to know huddle this. I just want to go inside zone here. I don't think we have this. I'm going to go for it anyway. Get on the second level. We do. We do. Uh-oh. They're going to have something wide open here. They got to bring Caleb over here. Ooh. Ooh. The RPO out of Memphis. It's going to go to the house. VERY RESPECTABLE PLAY CALL, MEMPHIS. NOW, two touchdowns are put up. No moment. Sometimes they get you like that. I tell you what's really working right now, though, is the scramble. Memphis is not getting consistent pressure. They're sending three down linemen most of the time. I'm gonna keep taking that if they're going to keep giving it to me. I'm going stealth out of the That was super awkward. I don't know why he started running the wrong way. Dude, Mike Aliado is going to win this playoff game by scrambling up the middle. Kind of crazy how much yards they're giving up there. Let's go. Motion verticals. I really do love this play. I think it's one of the best playbooks, especially because of this play because you can always check it down to why. And if they sit on that, you just have so many good routes down there. First and 10, two timeouts. I'm gonna hold them. I'm gonna run the exact same play and maybe we can hit Cadela. 16 15. There's the motion. Cadella. Cadella. I forgot about the meter. That was beyond 20. I forgot about the meter. We're going to switch this play call up. That's such a big mistake. Second and 10. Micah, do your thing. Micah. 5 seconds on the clock. I think we take our field goal. We're going to take our field goal here. There's a bit of stadium pulse. Shouldn't be a tough one. Oh my god. Okay, we I guess we get third and seven, which isn't great, but it's a moment. And they're not taking my audles. That is not good. I really need them to take my audles. Third and seven. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? I just got auto screamerred by Memphis to the point I cannot throw the ball. Fourth and 15. Need a miracle. Need a minor miracle to keep this game alive. I am not getting any audles because they're running one of these stupid [ __ ] plays. Can I even snap this thing? I can't even tell when I'm clicking it half the time. Fourth and 20. Whatever. It's all the same. Give me tight open. Okay, this is huge. Cadella is press covered here. That might be exactly what WE NEED. FOURTH AND 20. BIGGEST PLAY OF THE GAME. BIGS. INSANE RELEASE. Couldn't green it, dude. Sometimes that window pops up so late. Didn't that feel like it's so much later than all the other windows? I don't know. Game ain't over though. Bigs just got a huge hit. Fumble would have been nice. Didn't get it. THEY CAN SHOOT CLOCK, but if they don't score, it's as much of a game as it was last possession. There's another handoff. Another big tackle. I'll let it go. Two-minute warning. Game's not over. That meter has gotten me in two huge moments today. It's such a fun feature sometimes. It's such a frustrating feature others. That was really frustrating right there. It popped up so late. JUST GOT SPEED OPTION, BUT I MADE A MONSTER PLAY. I invented that play. Memphis, you can't run speed option on me. They're going to take the field goal and then they're going to be up by six and this game is still not going to be over. Had such a big opportunity there before. But here's the good news. Now, when they give me the moment, it won't be third and seven or fourth and 20. It'll be I actually get to play the whole drive. So, now we can just call our plays and win the game. I'm going to start it out first and 10 to Justice Stelts, which is something I wanted to be able to do before. Second and six. Beautiful. Second and six. A wide open Alexander Coward. Could have gotten a few more yards and out of bounds on that, but I'm happy with what we got here. Going to go Donald. Donald's not taking my audles. There we go. First and 10. Same play, same throw. Caught and it dragged himself out of bounds for negative yards. Okie dokie. Fox's really not our enemy. I mean, we have one timeout. I'm going try to get to edge here with stealth. Go right side speed option. Good lord. Is this Memphis or is this Ohio State? Third and 12 single coverage Cadella could be the answer. Nope. Nope. The threeman [ __ ] rush is going to get to me before I can throw the ball. This is They're just It's just like cheating. Like, can I just play the [ __ ] game, please? Make my day. Here goes Bigs. Thank you. Thank you, Bigs. And that time they don't want to give me the meter. That felt like it was beyond 20. That's kind of the problem with the meter is like it's so inconsistent. Feels like it should be. Oh, Cadella. Great blocks. Cadella. Owen Cadella. Never a diva. Owen Cadella. Never a diva. I'm going to stay in speed option. This has been absolute money today. Let me get the pitch out there. Big juke sts. Justice Stilts. Not enough speed to turn it up. I'm going to use our one and only timeout right there. Need a gamewinner. This Memphis team has been so tough. Everything in this game has been so tough. But can we close it out? I can't hardly call audles right now. This stadium pulse is crazy. Okay, first and 10. I'm going RIGHT OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE. DONALD who maybe did he catch that? HE DID CATCH IT. I GUESS WE'RE GOING FIVE WIDE TRAIL SHAKE. I like coward here. I like Cadella. Second and inches. Coward. Can you What? That's not a touchdown. 14 13 How is THAT NOT A TOUCHDOWN? 10. IS IT A BLITZ? CADELLA. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I WOULDN'T, DUDE. Everybody lock in. This game is not over. This team is a nightmare. This is the greatest Memphis team I've ever seen. These guys play like prime Ohio State. No. No DPI. No DPI, please. Oh my god. It took a miracle. And Mike Alleado gets player of the game. Welld deserved the meter, bro. If I was better with the meter, that's not even a game. I missed a big one on the sideline to Cadella. I missed the big one with Bigs. Luckily, Cadella clutches us up at the end of the game and Bigs did as well on fourth down. That Memphis team's actually insane. I kind of thought that was going to be an easy game. That team is disgusting. 21-20. I really shouldn't even want it. Sheesh. This is what's crazy, though. Like this is kind of what I mean by like it feels like they cheat sometimes. Their quarterback completed six passes. You're telling me that it was 21 to 20. This guy completed six passes. Their running back had 90 yards and seven broken tackles. Well, if you thought that WAS BAD. PEACH BOWL VERSUS GEORGIA. I tell you right now, it ain't going to get any easier. Although this is is does do you get homefield advantage for this game? Hopefully the stadium pulse changes everything. I don't know if Georgia gets stadium Paul's here for this. Maybe they I think they do actually. Obviously, Georgia's out of their minds, so wish me luck. Second round of the college football playoffs going straight into our game versus Georgia. Took a miracle to be Memphis. No, I mean there probably isn't. I'm seeing equal amounts of Otter and Bulldogs. Look at Kirby. Big Kurb Kirby. Kirby holding them back. Okay, first moment is defensive. Third and five. They want me to make a stop. Maybe, just maybe, I can do that. Let me get on Caleb. Oh, is that a handoff? That is a stop. Will they field goal that? They will not field goal that. Feel like fourth and inches. I feel like they're just going to run this. Let's get ready to stop that running back with Caleb. Fourth and inches. No way. They pass. Quick pass. Caught. [ __ ] Nice play, Georgia. I didn't think they'd get that. Okay, now we still got to keep making big plays. First and 10 for Georgia. That's a rundown. This is an inside zone, don't you think? There it is. There it is. Good defense. I don't know how Nate Frasier made that second and eight, but he did. This could be RPO. I'm going to switch my camera angle here. Kind of looks like RPO. Motion the running back over. Couple easy checkdowns and Frasier. Oh my god, he just busted Clemen's ankles. Completely busted him. Okay, let's play up a little closer. Third and three. Big play. Where are you? Bigs. RPO. Frasier's so fast. Holy [ __ ] Platinum human joystick. It's going to be one of those games. Look at this. Look at this moment, bro. Oh, thanks, EA. It's 21 to zero and I can finally play the game on offense. [ __ ] Well, I don't know if you guys need to know this or not, but Ty Biggs. Yo, what? [laughter] Ty, why are we doing one-handers in the playoffs now? 21 to zero. I'm looking like TCU out here. Ty bigs. This is THIS IS NOT MEMPHIS. THIS IS NOT MEMPHIS. I JUST greened that. I actually just greened that and I got mossed. I got mossed by the DB. This is not Memphis. Holy [ __ ] 28 to zero. Yo, for some of the guys on our team, this is their last game ever. I MEAN, IT'S 28 to zero. We just started. Yes, this is your last game ever. Oh my god. Second and inches. It's Cadela's last game ever, so let's get him a touchdown. Yeah, buddy. It's Alexander Coward's last game ever, too. It's Caleb Big's last game ever. So, I'm kind of hoping I can get those guys. Okay, let's settle down. Settle down with the celebrations. Georgia does not score again. That's nice. Guys, let's get Alexander Coward a touchdown. It's his final game. He's been such a He's been so loyal. He's been such a dog for us. Just missed a routine pass in the middle. Come on, Alejando. It's unlike you, kid. This looks like zone. Second and 10. It's not. Or maybe it was. This team is a nightmare to play against. Kind of got to go no huddle. Honestly, we just need to do right by our seniors. This is going to be last game of the season. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Oh, he's actually kind of slow. That was crazy. That edge rusher bulldozed and got up in my grill so fast, but then his actual speed wasn't very fast. It's like his animation gave him more speed than he had. Dude, hey, I'm so happy with how far this team has come. We're not on this team's level. We're not on this Georgia team's level. Not even close. That What are we DOING WRONG THERE? THAT FELT PERFECT. I guess that DB is just so good that I don't even get a chance. I really don't know. That felt great. I'm going to give Donald a shot since everybody else is getting bagged. Dude, greening a catch against Georgia is irrelevant. They don't give a [ __ ] Fourth to 10. I'm just airing it out. Alejado has missed so many throws, too. Another miss right there. That's pick six. And at least we got the ball back on offense. Doesn't really matter. Well, Duca's in. We got some of the start or some of the bench players in here. Oh, >> beautiful touchdown tuner set. Not a great game for Alihado. Really hoping that he can come back next season as a senior. Should have nobody on the running back here. Well, I got somebody on him. Stealth is certainly coming back. Honestly, I think the green catching really only works when you're either a better overall than them or at least equal or you're a lot taller. Cuz right now I just feel like I'm throwing liability passes even though it's like single coverage and they could green it. We threw a pick almost every time doing that against this team. Let's go score a touchdown. Let's do right by our seniors. I got to get Alex Coward in the end zone. Alihado, great move. Great downfield blocks. Let's not get the kid injured. First and 10 a minute 40. Alex Coward, let's get you in the end zone, brother. Let's do right by our seniors. WHY NOT? >> [screaming] >> WHY NOT? OH, HE GRADED IT. [gasps] Let's do right by our seniors. Alex Coward. I'm going to miss him, man. I'm going to miss him. I'm going to miss Cadella. It'll be a new era for the Coastal Sea Otterers. But listen, I mean, this Georgia game's an eye openener. We just got dogwalked on the biggest sea. We had no chance. The touchdowns we did score were poverty touchdowns. My first moment it was 21 to zero. Alejand is behind beside himself. But listen, we got a college football playoff win under our belts. We went pretty deep, but that Kirby's Mar George team's way too much for us. Now, I'm going to dap up this toddler on a human man's body, cuz EA thinks that's what college football players look like, I guess. Yeah, I'm not too mad, though. I don't think we made some cataclysmic mistake. I don't think we made some big play calling error. Georgia scored 28 before I hardly touched the football. Sometimes it be like that. Okay, before we see who ended up winning the national championship, we've got players leaving. No, no [ __ ] way. They've got sophomore stealths projected to go in the seven. You're going to leave to go in the seventh round of the NFL draft. Okay, the persuasion chance is low. No way. There's actually no way you're going to the [ __ ] league in the seventh round. Ripcowski and Roads want to transfer, too. I really do want Roads back. His persuasion chance is high. There's no way Justice Stealth is about to leave. I I got one chance to persuade the kid right here. Are you ready? Are you out of your [ __ ] mind, Justice? You would make more in NIL on the Sea Otterers than you would being RB3 FOR THE [ __ ] MIAMI DOLPHINS. THAT'S INSANE. THAT'S MY GUY. HE'S A SOPHOMORE. I can't believe you just did that. All right, transfer portal's coming up. We're going to need a new running back. I can't believe you just did that, bro. Okay, Ripcowski. I'm not even crazy about this kid, but I would absolutely love for him to come back. Okay, not even Ripkowski. Trevor Rhodess. This was the tight end I was talking highly of because he has 50/50 and he's 6'6 and we lost Alexander Coward. There's actually no [ __ ] way that I just went 0 for three. I just went 0 for three with two high and one low. What a horrible end to the season. I don't know the statistical odds of that, you know? I don't know what persuasion chance high means, but something tells me I just got [ __ ] Okay, before I start transfer portal, I need to max out some recruiter spots. I need running back transfers, O line transfers. Let's go Dline transfers. Cool. So, recruiter got some more points. Okay, let's look at the transfer portal. A ton of monsters in here. This is a freshman transfer. Fivear. Holy [ __ ] I really want a running back. You got to love that George's quarterback is transferring. Dude just made a crazy playoff run. He's about to transfer. Honestly, there's insane transfers in here at every position. It's like, geez, this is actually disgusting. Okay, let's take a look at running backs. I want a monster running back to come to this team. It's actually super important to me. I'm going to start by just scouting these guys. None of them are interested in our program right now. Deshawn Red has 92 speed and excel and he has is that gold tier shifty already? Ronnie Love Lace slow. Tavon Swint fast. Henderson fast as [ __ ] Will Henderson III. He is a junior. Okay, I like Henderson and Redau. These are going to be the only two that I offer on. Let's start with a scholarship and I'm going to give him a juicy NIL package. I mean, if we don't got our boy back, I'll happily spend on a running back. Same thing on Ro. Now, Roau is probably better because he's a freshman and he's going to be a lot cheaper. I wouldn't mind both. We'll see how these two shake out. Now, let's just look at all the prospects. Okay. Strong side linebacker, left edge rusher, multiple five stars that we're already in a good running for. Right guard, Malik Autry, free safety, wide receiver. Okay, this could be a crazy transfer portal. Dude, this guy's insane. Tresmond Taylor is a transfer freshman. My linebackers could get so good. We have good NIL money to spend here. Fivear left edge rusher. Yeah, don't mind if I do, bro. Money talks. Coastal seaotter money talks. God, look at this kid. Another transfer freshman. We're about to build the whole program in the transfer portal. I'm maxing out all these NIL deals just because I can. Not because I really need to. I'm sure I could sign a lot of these guys without loading up. Huge. Biggest thing was running back honestly. And we got Reau. Deshawn Riddau. That's a hard commit. Oh [ __ ] Well, I did I did offer on both of them. I got both of the I got both of the four start running backs. One of them is a junior, the other is a freshman. So, I mean, I could try to develop them until they want to go to the NFL in the seventh [ __ ] round. Yeah. You want to go get $200,000 a year to get [ __ ] blown up? Stealth [ __ ] We got Tarius Hughes, the four-star free safety. I'm in a recruiting battle with UCLA on brink, with Oklahoma on Heredia, and with Oklahoma on Ols. Damn, we stole Sergio, the fivestar corner from Oklahoma. We won that recruiting battle. We got Champ. Was Was this the one with UCLA? He might not have actually been in a recruiting battle. We just got the four star rate guard. Ah, Brink Hard committed to UCLA. Damn, it's moving that recruiting thing too fast. You know what though? It doesn't matter. We just had a monster monster transfer portal. I don't think I have any realistic position changes for this roster. Although, I have two very good running backs now. So Redau is now a sophomore and Henderson is now a senior. Look at Will Henderson shifty sideep gold tier 360 senior 90 overall. We do not need stealths. I am more than okay with that. And then Rudau is going to be ready next year. Gold tier shifty. Alejado is now a red shirt senior. The obvious starting quarterback. Wide receiver. So Biggs is now a senior. Ross Duca now an 84 overall. Wide receivers's got a lot bigger. Duca 6'5. Tie big 6'2 like our wide receivers. Tight end is [ __ ] Tight end is absolutely obliterated. Can I move a wide receiver to tight end? Can I move Fight T Luna to tight end? He's 85 speed, 87 XL. He's 6'2. What would his What would his overall be? He actually would be a decent tight end. He'd be better than anybody I have in there. And I don't need another wide receiver. I'm doing it. I'm taking Fle Luna to a tight [music] end because we couldn't get that one tight end to come back. I'm going to start Luna. 85 speed 87 X. Okay, so I've GOT A VERTICAL THREAT tight super unders sized. It's not completely unheard of. Whatever. I mean, at least he's got a good dev trait, too. I guess PJ Furio technically has a better dev trait, but he's so slow. 66 speed. I'm going to take groupy and make him a weak sideline backer or a strong sideline backer. [music] A weak side. That way Moses can start. Sparks is actually pretty good, too. Look at Moses Lyles. By the way, Moses Lyles has the highest possible dev trait. He's going to be so freaking [snorts] good. Also, Heredia is a red shirt freshman with 96 speed, but his dev trait. Wow, I can't believe the five star is that bad of a dev trait. All right, gentlemen. Our third season, 2028 is about to kick off. And how are we looking? 81 overall. Micah Alejand final season. and he's all pissed off about his playing time. What's he going to do? He can't transfer. It's his final year. Wee ball. It's just a bug, by the way. He's my starting quarterback. Obviously, he's getting playing time. Um, physical got a lot of abilities. Resistance, step up, dot, and on time. Aliato is looking good. Honestly, the biggest thing from the transfer portal is this. Ooh, Will Henderson III. Justice Staltz can eat a dick, bro. Have fun. Genuinely have fun in the National Football League, buddy. 96 speed and excel. Henderson can still get a little bit better. 90 carrying, 75 catch, jumping is 95. Maybe I can bring out some juicy hurdles. And then we've got shifty silver tier. Sideep silver tier and 360 gold tier. Bro, if you get plat platinum 360 is disgusting, too. It's as good as you remember it. Henderson number 20. So happy to have you, brother. So happy to have him. Not to mention, we also got Deshawn Red with Gold Tier Shifty, who is only a sophomore. He's going to be really, really good in the future. Wide receivers's got bigger and slower. No more Cadella, but Tai Bigs is going to be ready. Tight end is ugly as [ __ ] Honestly, like really pitiful position here. I'm going to start Fatle Luna. I absolutely need to shore this up. I thought for sure we'd get that last tight end to come back. He didn't come back. Really put us in a pitch. So Luna, the wide receiver, converted to tight end, is going to do his best. But I mean, does this guy even have room to grow? He's out of Hawaii. Uh, his blocking is horrible. Useless blocking tight end. He's almost maxed out his speed. His hands can get better. His route running can get better. I mean, he can get he can get marginally better at tight end, I guess. Got to fix that up next season. No question. Wolfford's a 90. Tole is an 84. Our center is an 80. Our right guard's a 78. And our right tackle 76. Offensive line looks awesome. Defense got Nick John at left edge rusher. Duca at right edge rusher. Stockton at Dackle. Sam is groupy. Mike linebacker is the red, not red shirt, the true freshman, Moses Lyles with elite dev. This guy's gonna be insane. He's literally gonna be so good. He can get so much like the fact that he can get this much faster and he's already 88 speed, 90 XL. Really, I'd love if he dumped it all into power. Had 90 hit power at some point. But yeah, number 35, Moses Lyles. Get used to that name if we can hang on to him. Weak side linebacker is ugly. Schaefer's nothing special. Corners look good though, too. Von Troutman and Doss. Um, Heredia really sad that he doesn't have a good dev trade. That's honestly a bummer. We spent a lot to get him away from Oklahoma. Hughes is looking good though. Four start out of the transfer portal and strong safeties. Now, Gage Columbus with Aftershock and Hammer. Pretty excited about that. But, okay boys, we are all set up and ready to go for the next season OF COASTAL SEATTLE. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO SAY NOW, BOYS? CUZ next episode's episode 5. So, what are they going to say now? I LOVE YOU, BOYS. I'll see you in the next episode. Peace. [music] >> [music]