NO INFLUENCERS on NANTUCKET (our Nantucket recap) ft Harrison Wallace and Macy Thompson
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The hosts conclude their memorable Nantucket trip by reflecting on it as their most relaxing experience yet, a success attributed to staying in an incredible house found by Harrison Wallace rather than constantly making reservations. This laid-back atmosphere was further defined by their self-imposed "No Influencers" rule, where they jokingly claimed to be accountants and criticized other visitors for being glued to their phones. The segment is filled with comedic role-playing about retail exchanges and humorous updates on their reading of *Five-Star Weekend*, while guests like Caroline, Presley, Macy Thompson, and Alexa Fields introduce themselves with funny corporate titles. They share the trip's highlights, such as enjoying lobster rolls, Shark Attack cocktails, ice cream, and dinner parties, alongside the lows like bad coffee and ill-fitting boxer shorts, before promoting their newsletter and a floral rental service.
Despite the overall relaxation, the group faced a collective low point when they were bullied for wearing matching outfits during a post-dinner walk. Initial reactions from strangers and locals ranged from a seventeen-year-old telling them to go back to bed to an older woman comparing them to escaped prisoners, yet the incident ultimately highlighted how much attention their fashion choices garnered in the town. The conversation also delved into an internet feud involving Liz Schmidt of the "Skinny Society," with the hosts joking about being recruited for her group chat and the potential for a future Netflix documentary about their conflict. These moments of tension were balanced by genuine highs, including discovering Children's Beach as a serene spot, enjoying a euphoric blueberry vanilla oat milk latte at Handlebar, and playing Fishbowl with close friends.
As the episode winds down, the hosts discuss future plans, teasing a potential two-week trip to Nantucket next year which might be split between the island and the Cape. The final moments feature Charlie's introduction as the new "Head of Security" at Harrison Co., adding another layer to their fictional corporate roles. Before heading to the airport, they share one last farewell filled with banter about firing each other from their fake accounting firm, wrapping up a recap that perfectly blends personal anecdotes, travel tips, and their signature humor. This departure marks the end of a unique journey where the absence of social media pressure allowed them to truly connect and enjoy the island's charm without the usual influencer hustle.
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Now I'm about to leave for the airport
cuz I'm leaving early because we got in
a huge blowup fight.
>> I think we should arm the gays.
>> Okay, [laughter] let's arm the gays.
Literally, I've been big backing central
and I love it. It's literally been
amazing.
>> Charlie, what do you think about the
furry community?
>> Um,
>> we were bullied [music] and not for the
reasons that you might think. It has
nothing to do with our huge following.
Lesbians in an Alen book. Five
exclamation points. Let's go.
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>> It's just getting better and better.
>> I My Jeffre is pretty good. My Michaela
is getting better.
>> Do it.
>> What do you want me to say?
>> Like I'm divorced.
>> Off their PR list.
>> Get ready for Korea.
>> Yeah, that's my line.
>> Good.
>> Get ready with me to go to Korea.
[laughter]
>> It's good. It's good. I like that one.
>> I'm flying to Korea. [laughter]
>> Okay, guys. So, we are here on the
beautiful island of Nantucket.
>> Speaking of Massachusetts accents, oh my
god, it's perfect. We're here on Nucket
Baby.
>> Maybe if we come next summer, she'll
come visit us for a dinner.
>> I can only hope.
>> I think so.
>> Um, we're in the twilight of our trip.
>> Okay, thanks for bringing that one up.
Harrison just really likes to ride on my
parade.
>> I'm like, let's just bring the mood down
as soon as possible.
>> As soon as possible.
>> We leave tomorrow. W
>> Yeah, it's really just been the best
week. Um,
>> I don't even know where to begin. I've
been here for two weeks. They got here
last week, so we've had one full week.
And we were just saying like I think
that the pro of this was that Harrison
found this amazing, incredible house for
us. You really like
>> We did pretty good with the house. I'm
not going to lie.
>> You did pretty good with the house.
>> We did pretty good.
>> Credits due. Um and it was just so
relaxing. Like I feel like normally when
we go places, it's a trip. Like we are
booked busy. We've got reservations. We
have things to go, things people to see,
things whatever places to go. Whatever.
Guys, honestly, my brain has stopped
working all week. I can't even talk
about it. I'm not even going to bore you
with the details. I'm literally not even
going into it.
>> We're fried.
>> It's just been like really rough. I had
like five drinks one day and I'm still
recovering from it and it's like five
days later. Anyway, um yeah, it's been
like a true vacation and it's just been
like fabulous.
>> So fabulous. I feel like this trip like
compared to last year was like you said
more of a trip. We were going
reservation to reservation, table, thing
to thing. And this year because of the
house, we've just kind of like really
relaxed here on most nights, I think.
It's been so good. It also has not
helpful because you can't like really
get a table [laughter] hardly anywhere
right now.
>> Yeah. So, that does help because we did
really slack on making reservations. So,
that did make a difference. So, that was
good.
>> But, hello.
>> We're also in like a different era of
our lives. Like, we're not like we're
God forbid you turn 30, I turn 29.
>> Who I was in 2025.
>> Yeah. You're so different. Back then you
were 29 and now you're 30.
>> I know. I was 29.
>> All right, grandpa.
>> God,
>> I can't even.
>> Harrison's one of those that like is
having a really hard time at turning 30.
>> 30's been tough.
>> But 30 has also been not as like sad as
I thought it was going to be.
>> I literally told you it was going to be
great.
>> Blah blah. Everyone says this, but I
just I just still kind of don't believe
it. [laughter]
[gasps]
>> He just
>> I'm in the twilight of my life. Much
like we're on the twilight of this trip.
>> The twilight.
>> I might not make it next year. I'll be
dead.
>> [laughter]
>> I'll be dead.
>> Wait, should we talk about our our
bartender last night? The
>> Oh my god. Speaking of I'll be dead. We
Okay, so you meet some characters on
this island as you know.
>> You know,
>> and we were like randomly went into I
won't name the name of the place. I
don't want to blow up this.
>> No, because we love this man and we
don't love this guy.
>> Wait, what? What's a place that we don't
like? Just kidding, actually. Sorry. No
influencer sign. Pull it up, please.
We'll get into that soon. No
influencers.
>> This is my prop for the day. when
there's something that I do not like.
>> Mhm.
>> No influencers.
>> Who's emerging? Oh, Charlie.
>> Oh my god.
>> Okay, guys. Feel free to walk in and
out,
>> guys. It's fine.
>> Yes, please. Charlie, come on up.
>> Come on.
>> Come on up.
>> Hi.
>> Hi, Charlie. Guys, Charlie's just
walking through. Isn't it great to have
a man around?
>> And finally, I mean, my god.
>> Oh my god. Got here. Charlie took my
stuff upstairs.
>> It's beautiful. The best part about it
is that Harrison acts like before
Charlie came around like he was the one
doing all that stuff and I'm like when
did you do that? Like you do it if it's
just us two traveling. I'll give you
that. But in the in the group he's like
oh my god. And then I had to lug all the
suitcases all the way up and all the way
down. I'm like
>> when did you do that? Like
>> in your head?
>> I feel like we had to carry suitcases
upstairs last year.
[laughter]
>> History on that one.
>> Yeah. Anyway, no influencers.
>> Get out of here. Yeah.
>> Uh, where were we? Oh, our bartender.
>> Love him.
>> You You get a lot of like uh
>> maybe rushed or harried service in this
town
>> and people can be kind of curt
sometimes. And that's just normal. Like
you just kind of got to
>> We kind of love it.
>> We I do love it. I'm like, you know
what? Yeah.
>> Yes. Please be mean to me. I live for
it.
>> Yeah.
>> This guy was not mean, but he was
definitely curt with us when we first
got there. And I could kind of get the
impression that his co-workers were
really annoying him. Like he had to
reexplain to one of the barbacks like
how to empty the dishwasher and reload a
new tray, like stuff like that, which is
frustrating,
>> especially in a busy restaurant on a
busy island in a busy season,
>> of course.
>> And he had like kind of stopped by a
couple times and then finally he looks
at me, he puts his hands on the bar like
this and he goes, "I need a gun."
[laughter]
which is like so Harrison Chamer
[laughter] like
>> and I'm like I hope you find one cuz I
want to see what you do with [laughter]
>> Harrison's like let me help.
>> Well yes I think and he was gay and I
think we should arm the gays.
>> Okay [laughter]
let's arm the gays.
>> I think the gays need to be armed and
dangerous and then finally
>> okay
>> society will be in check. ar that I
agree with.
>> Every LGBTQ plus person in America
should be issued a firearm.
>> What did they do in Australia where they
like bought back all the guns?
>> Yeah, they like some kind of firearm
buyback.
>> Yeah, we can do that and then just
disperse
>> and red redistribute the wealth.
>> We always say this like with Dallas like
I wish that whoever is in charge would
just give Harrison and I the key to the
city so we can tell them where to open
what like I promise you it would do
better. Like I know that we don't know
anything about that except for we know
everything about that. So, I feel like
it would work really well and I think
that like it's kind of similar to this
for you.
>> Totally.
>> That's my platform. [laughter]
>> Did you run for mayor?
>> Yeah. On a platform of arming the gay
community
>> in Dallas, Texas.
>> Some of them are probably armed enough
if I had to guess.
>> Yeah,
>> there's a handful of them that got a
little collection going.
>> A little collection.
>> Little collection. Anyway, I I would
just love this guy's vibe and I'm like,
>> you're hilarious. Like, what?
>> I know. We were talking cuz I'm like
every year we're trying to upgrade our
trip. So like this year we stayed longer
and next year we're going to stay even
longer, but our rules for the first
three days are going to be that we have
to befriend every single person who
actually lives here. Like I don't really
care about anyone visiting cuz I want us
to have friends that are like actually
there for the trip. So we're going to
befriend all of our baristas.
Unfortunately did hate most people this
time. But you know there is a whole
>> Should we get Should we get into the no
influencers at all? Like
>> I guess I mean I feel
>> it's kind of like we're so tired of the
conversation but I do feel like we need
to like
>> I was gonna say I feel like you might
have more to say here than I do but like
>> it's a joke.
>> No, it's like funny.
>> It is funny. Like they put this up to be
funny
and I I understand that we are kind of
maybe deriving some extraneous meaning
from this whole thing. I think the
critique is more on the behavior
versus the person or even the job title
quote unquote of being an influencer.
>> Well, I also think I also can like
understand why Paige would also have
that response because people have I get
how you have that response. Oh, totally.
>> I think in general with people on the
island, it's just that like which like
again like started with Ellen's books
years ago. Like that's why I started
coming here. But I think it's more of
people are just on their phones and
taking it's like way busier than it's
ever been and like hello here we're here
and then it's all these people who are
just taking photos all the time. They're
not necessarily influencers are just
like taking photos because the whole the
like culture is like if you're Gen Z,
you have a Tik Tok now. You know what I
mean?
>> Yeah.
>> But um No, we've really been having a
lot of fun with the whole no influencers
of it all. And Oh, we actually aren't
even influencers this week. I haven't
even told them about my new job.
>> Guys, we all quit. [laughter] Yeah, we
all
>> No one in this house has posted a single
piece of monetizable content this whole
time.
>> No influencers. I said on my Instagram
story when I was coming from Martha's
Vineyard, I said, "Off to Nantucket, my
favorite place for two weeks." In
parenthesis, telling everyone I'm an
accountant.
>> Yep.
>> And that really is kind of that's what
we are. And like we'll do everyone's
going to be introducing their job. I am
the founder and president. No, sorry.
Founder of CEO.
>> Yeah,
>> I think I'm the founder and the CEO.
>> What did we say? I was
>> delegating. You are.
Was it HR? No, there was a good one for
you.
>> Am I like CFO, CMO? I need to be a C
something.
>> Agree. Because you're going to quit if
not.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. You could be everything with a C.
You could You know what? You know who
you are. I can tell you exactly who you
are. You are someone that we hired to
bring on that's trying to get me out of
the company. [laughter]
That's what's happening.
>> It's now turned into succession.
>> Yeah. That's exactly what's happening. I
like that. Yeah. So, we all have like
different like job titles and stuff.
Should we invite on our our first two
guests?
>> Yeah, let's get our first groups. Our
first groupies in here.
>> We're having the Nucket House.
Everyone's coming on the show. Um, so I
think first up is Caroline and Presley.
If we could get the girls,
>> if the girls are ready, please come sit.
>> Please do.
>> Divas.
>> Hello, Divas.
>> Hi, doll.
>> Papa squat.
>> Oh, those are your mics.
>> How's everyone doing today?
>> So good.
>> I'm doing great. I'm so happy to be
here.
>> Such a fabulous lunch that Harrison made
us that.
>> Yeah, I just finished making
>> say the prot the pronunciation.
>> Linguini along the first time with cla.
>> No, literally it's called on menus.
>> Olivang.
>> Yeah.
>> Harrison loves if there's something like
in Italian on a menu, he wants to
pronounce it like the way it's supposed
to be pronounced, which I love.
>> Oh my god, guys. Earlier, speaking of
dua, I went down to our bedroom and
Charlie's like watching the podium.
hasn't been feeling great and he's like
we for book club we need to start doing
that do a lipida thing
>> and I was like do a lia he's like yeah
do a liipa like that do a lia thing we
need to do that and he means like do a
lingo duo whatever apparently do a liipa
has been like doing book club interviews
he's like I saw that [laughter]
yes it's her new thing
>> that's actually crazy that you bring up
dual lia cuz I asked Presley last night
when we were at dinner I said who are
your like top two pop princess divas and
dualipa was one of your answers True.
>> That's my girl. My ride or die. I just
like want to be her so bad. Like, hence
my hand tattoos.
>> Do you have a favorite song of hers?
[singing]
>> Don't copyright us, please. We're just
trying to have fun.
>> So good.
>> Well, that's less than seven seconds, so
we should be fine.
>> Sorry, guys. Can you introduce
yourselves along with your new job
titles?
>> Oh my gosh. Hi, my name is Caroline. I'm
actually the receptionist for our new
accounting company. Just got hired.
Really looking to expand um in the
finance world. So, I'm so happy to be
here on Nucket at our little accounting
convention.
>> It's also important to note that it at
our accounting firm Harrison and Co.
that I founded.
>> Um, and I've renamed
>> there are no accountants. Not a single
one of us is.
>> None of us are a CPA. Yeah. No one.
>> Okay. Um, I am head of human resources.
I've been really trying to make sure
that everyone stays in line on this
trip. Make sure no one's getting fired.
Um, I have almost had to have multiple
meetings with Harrison. We've been
walking a very, you know, dangerous
line, but so far we're doing okay.
>> Yeah.
>> No official head meeting has been called
quite yet, but you never [laughter]
know.
>> He was probably
>> there accusations.
>> Yeah. We just can't we just can't prove
anything quite yet. [laughter]
>> He was probably saying just some like
really bigoted stuff.
>> Yeah. Hugely.
>> But Harrison can do like nothing wrong
in my eyes, you know? [laughter] Wrong
in mine.
>> Yeah. And that's why Presley had
>> Harrison keeps me fed. Okay. So, we got
to we got to keep him around. Yeah. Oh
my gosh.
>> I like Harrison coming on to take me out
of the company. That I feel like is
right. That's pretty accurate. Okay.
Harrison and I are asking everyone, can
you guys share your highs and your lows
from the trip?
>> Oh my gosh.
>> We need to know. The audience needs to
know my highs and lows of the trip.
>> Um, do you want me to go first?
>> Yes, please.
>> Okay. My high is I've been having the
best ice cream of my entire life on this
trip.
>> Um, literally I've been big backing
central and I love it. It's literally
been amazing. My low is I can't find a
good cup of coffee to save my life. And
I'm getting so unlucky.
>> It has been rough.
>> It's a journey. It's trial and error.
And it's not the same dayto-day at the
same place.
>> No, it's not. That's the problem.
>> No, it's not. There's been no
consistency. The color is off every
single time I get a cup of coffee. It's
just really thrown me for a loop cuz I'm
a coffee like connoisseur.
>> What do you look for in the perfect cup
of coffee?
>> It needs to be darker. I don't want it
to look like a glass of milk and I don't
want it to look like a cold brew. has to
be that perfect.
>> Brown. Yes. And I just literally cannot
find a good cup to save my life.
>> You know, one of my friend that's a year
one of my friends that is a yearrounder
did say that to me last week. She was
like love it here, but like it's
>> Yeah.
>> And like you know, my favorite drink in
the entire world, the Born and Bread ice
chai,
>> so it works for me. That's a challenge.
>> Is that your thorn for the trip?
>> Yeah. They ran out for the whole week.
>> For the entire month.
>> Thank god I was here a week early cuz I
still was able to get it. But if that's
my only thorn, and it's a huge one for
me on this show, don't get me wrong,
then whatever.
>> Okay, I have my answers now.
>> Let's hear it.
>> Okay, guys. My high. Um, on night like
one or I think it was night two, Charlie
and I just cleaned out on this couch and
we watched like our YouTube videos and
we had so much fun. Charlie taught me
all about like the trajectory of like
the scope when you're shooting and all
different types of It was really fun. We
had so much fun just like sitting and
chatting. It's been great having my
friend on this trip. Not
>> how are we all of a sudden as people who
like literally don't have guns. how it's
that's all today has been.
>> Yeah, it's been a lot of guns today.
It's been a lot about firearms.
>> Guncast, gun central.
>> But yeah, that was my high. We had a lot
of fun. And then my low would be
honestly I So I bought these really cute
striped boxer shorts
>> from one of the little stores here and I
went to put them on and I was like, "Oh,
I'm a huge giant. I cannot fit into
these. This is so bad." So now I have to
go back and tell the kind of mean
checkout lady that I need to exchange
them. I'm a little scared about that.
I'm not going to lie, but it's okay.
We're going to do it with the whole
group. group and have some moral
support. That's going to be my low. I'm
anticipating my low of that.
>> They can definitely be a little
intimidating here.
>> They can.
>> You just have to be intimidating back.
You just need to like
>> You need to be rude back.
>> I've never seen a cashier look more mad
that I was checking out. She was
infuriating.
>> Let's Let's play this out.
>> You be the rude cashier and you be
intimidating back. I want to see what
Harrison, show me how you would be
intimidating back to me. Okay. Okay.
[cough]
[clears throat]
>> Hey, call the scene.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh. Um, you guys are at Breezin Up
getting a new hat. Okay.
>> All right. I thought we
>> I thought we were doing
>> We're doing the return.
>> We're doing
>> Oh, you're doing the actual exchange.
>> Yeah, we're role playing.
>> Okay.
>> We've done a lot of Blackbox Theater
this trip.
>> Okay, guys. Go.
[clears throat]
>> Can I help you?
>> Hi. Um, I was in here earlier today and
I purchased these boxer shorts and I was
wondering if I could just exchange them
for a new size.
>> So, it's all final sale. So, do you have
like a receipt or anything? Actually, I
don't cuz I didn't think it would be an
issue, but the tag is still on them.
>> Okay. Um, I'm going to need to like ask
someone. So, give me like
>> you can you can go ask someone.
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>> And then they tell you to come back in
four hours. They're going to ask
someone. You're going to say, "Actually,
I'm I'm heading out of town, and if we
could just get this fixed right now, it'
be really easy."
>> I don't know what to do.
>> Okay. Can you ask someone who might know
what to do?
>> I will call someone and then they like,
"Call and go in the back."
>> So, maybe we can. Okay. Maybe it's not.
>> I think there's a path.
>> We can do it. We can do it.
>> I think there's a path.
>> We can do it.
>> And you have to ask for what you want in
this world. This is a lesson for all of
our listeners out there.
>> This is so big brother of you.
>> You have to ask.
>> You just ask and you shall receive.
>> And I'm usually good with that. Like at
a restaurant, I have no problem asking,
but for some reason in a retail
environment, it's like more scary. I
would have been fine if it was someone
else. But
>> actually, yes, we should. I I think the
more horror stories we share, the less
people will come
>> and then the less lines we'll have to
wait.
>> But we're not sharing any of the
businesses. Oh, no, no, no, no. Tell us
your story of wo.
>> Okay. So, one of my downfalls is I will
not send anything back. Restaurant,
drink, someone could spit in my food and
I would say, "Thank you so much." And I
would so good.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Literally like extra
protein. Thank you so much. So anyway,
we go to this [laughter] restaurant.
>> We order round of drinks. Okay. We're
taking pictures. Oh, actually no, we're
not cuz we're not influencers.
[laughter]
>> No, we're not influencers.
>> We're accountants. We're like getting
the receipts and crunching them.
>> We're taking pictures to share in Slack.
>> Exactly. For our corporate event.
Anyway, so we're looking at the photos
and [laughter] Alexa is like, "Oh my
god, a giant black hair floating in the
drink was in my drink." and I just
immediately break into a sweat. And it
wasn't even the hair. It was the fact
that I knew that someone was going to
send this drink back. Immediately
drenched in sweat. It's also important
to know that Presley is the one per like
out of anyone that I know, she will not
like she cannot drink after someone. She
cannot share anything. If I ever get a
drink that I know she wants, I have her
drink it first because she will not
drink after you. So, anything revolving
like around drinks, it's like her
biggest fear in life. So, the fact that
of all people, it was you. But, it was
fine. Like, they got it taken care of.
They did. My uh lovely Caroline sent it
back for me.
>> Do you think it [laughter] was targeted?
>> Honestly, maybe.
>> No, that waiter really liked us. No, he
did like us.
>> He was really He was really nice.
>> Like you have some like questionable
people, but then you also have like the
most lovely. You also have I know. And
if only they would give us a chance. I
know they're like not the nicest cuz
they hate everyone else who's here, but
like we are such a delight.
>> Yeah.
>> I will say like weight staff has been
better than like retail workers, I would
say.
>> Yeah. In general, I think so. But I also
feel like I understand why retail is so
stressful. I went into a couple
different stores today and it was so
popping and impacted and they're like I
could barely breathe. I'm like if I had
to work with these people like I get it.
Like I get it.
>> People are rude and they're annoying and
they
>> ask for dumb
>> Mhm.
>> But that doesn't mean that you can't ask
for a reasonable thing. You know what I
mean?
>> I don't feel like my request is dumb. I
feel like it's pretty reasonable.
>> Yeah. That is a very valid.
>> No. No. No. But the last time we went to
that store and asked for another size,
they did have to go in the back and they
told us we could try again in 3 hours to
open the to get the box for the
come back at 3. And I said, "Oh, it's
that store."
>> Yeah, it's the same. Oh, honestly,
Caroline, I would just buy.
>> That's why we HAVE WE HAVE SOME TRAUMA
[laughter] AT THAT STORE. I take some
drama. I did not realize you ventured
that far out. Now I know what you're
saying. Oh,
>> it's a store.
>> Okay. Do you guys have a favorite order
from the trip
>> order? Like a food order?
>> Drink order. We know Presley doesn't
have a coffee order. So
>> we at I don't know if it was Billy's or
the whale, but I had a chicken fruits
and a glass of sair that was incredible.
It was
>> night one. I think
>> those Billies. Yeah.
>> Yeah, it was so good. Really loved that.
And sisterhip. They have great.
>> Oh my god. You love sisterhip.
>> The papas Fritos is Sister Ship.
>> Really good.
>> Really well done. Very good.
>> I think Milliey's for me the Pobe Boy
yesterday was unreal. And then you can
walk to get some ice cream and it was 10
out of 10.
>> It's really cute.
Great views.
>> My favorite is the brown butter lobster
roll from Brotherhood.
>> It's always my fave.
>> We still haven't done Brotherhood.
>> We're going to try tonight. We're going
to try tonight.
>> Yeah, we'll try. [snorts]
>> Um, let's see. Okay. The like actually
the thing that I loved the most was the
coffee. The iced cortado at lemon press.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Oh my god. That's my number one so far.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. If I had to pick one, it' be Lemon
Press.
>> Yep. I think so, too.
>> They passed the check.
>> I also been loving my Shark Attack from
Cisco. It's been great.
>> Shark attack show his broness so bad,
you know.
>> He comes around all these girls and
suddenly he gets more broy.
>> I know. It's cuz he hates us.
>> No influencers.
>> He hates women at his core. So why would
he ever be like one?
>> Why?
>> Exactly. And so um Caroline, you did
read a book this week.
>> I did. I started it on the plane,
>> FiveStar Weekend, which just so happens
to be the book club book. I didn't even
realize that until we had actually
landed and I was like, "Oh, now I'm so
motivated to finish this." But I got
like a over a hundred pages in just on
the plane.
>> It's been really good. I'm not usually
like a realistic fiction girly.
>> I prefer like a southern gothic or like
a Regency era Gothic where like there's
ghosts in like this crazy estate in
England in like 1880. Like that's what I
typically want.
>> So I wasn't sure.
>> The fairies.
>> I know that's right. [laughter] a girl.
>> Yeah. Or
>> I thought you were going to say or girls
who kiss cuz I also do love that.
[laughter] I don't care what the setting
is.
>> Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins. Love it.
>> Spoiler alert.
>> Girls kiss in this book.
>> Oh my god.
>> I get a text from Caroline. And I go,
there's lesbians in this book.
>> And I didn't realize it. I was so
excited. I'm I'm screaming. Okay. I was
so excited. It was so good. Let me read
it verbatim. Lesbians in an Ellen book.
Five exclamation points. LET'S GO.
>> LET'S GO. OH,
>> I read that like page that line on the
page and I was like, yo,
>> we've been so excited
>> watching I wonder if the series is going
to
>> We've been watching the series on
Peacock. We're about four episodes in
and there have been some key differences
in the series and in the book and I'm
like now I'm one of those people who's
like, "Well, actually in the book it's
like this [laughter]
>> the whole time we watch." I'm like,
"Actually, in the book it goes like
this." So,
>> yeah. Actually, you guys have no idea.
>> Good. I wasn't sure how I would react to
like a main character posting on
Twitter. Like, I wasn't sure I would
like that. And like it is slightly
triggering because it's about a food
influencer
>> and they'd be like talking about like
posting recipes and I'd be like,
>> "Yeah, [laughter]
>> embarrassing ruin that for you."
>> We were watching it upstairs in our room
and um like Jennifer Gardner puts down
like a bunch of food on the table and
then she goes, "Wait, wait, wait. Let me
get some pictures. I need some pictures
really quick." And Caroline goes, "Oh my
god, [laughter]
>> it's like looking into a crystal ball."
I will say she represented the food
influencer world pretty well with like
how she does it and stuff.
>> Yeah, she does a lot of like cooking
videos on her own socials. It's so
>> I got to say the actresses they hired
for that series have been great.
Jennifer Garner, incredible. Chloe 70,
incredible.
>> I don't remember the actress who plays
Brooke, but she has been so committed to
the role and has done incredible. I've
really liked it. So
>> very good.
>> It's been very interesting. But yeah, I
just blazed through it. I was just on my
reading stuff and now I have a new one
to read when we get home. So excited.
>> It's so exciting. She got a new bookmark
and everything. I think we should end
off with this round of maybe you guys
should vote on Harrison and I's future
in Nucket Homes.
>> What neighborhoods are you guys feeling?
>> Yeah.
>> What are you thinking? Just like really
put it.
>> We're taking feedback in. We're going to
kind of circle up with the accountants
who work at our firm.
>> 100%.
>> I don't know. I definitely see like
beachfront. Like I really see that for
you guys. We've been seeing that.
>> I can really see you guys in like
sconcet, but also where we went by
Milliey's was really cute and quiet over
there. Madak was so cute. I liked that.
>> There's one like in Madak that's pretty
I mean like it's obviously so expensive
with Zanta. Everything here is like $1
million if it's like it's actually more
than $1 million. You can't even get
anything for $1 million. But um I think
that those are just the ones that are
like falling into the ocean. Isn't that
the worst?
>> Oh yeah, that's a bummer.
>> Lame. Don't want that.
>> Hate when that happens. when that
happens. So anyway, okay. Well, thank
you guys so much for coming on.
>> Oh my gosh, thank you guys for this week
so far. Like anything you would change,
>> would you give this week five stars?
>> Oh,
>> oh my god, what I give this week five
stars. Honestly, I've really enjoyed how
relaxing it's been because I was like
slightly like I was so excited to come,
but I was like, "Oh my god, it's going
to be like more of a trip. Like it's
going to be thing after thing after
thing." And the fact that
[clears throat] everyone was like kind
of chill and just like wanted to hang
out was so nice. It was great. Yeah,
this is just a really easy group to do a
group trip with those cannot be easy
sometimes depending on who's on the trip
and I feel like we all have a very good
just like independent routine but then
we can all kiki together too. So it's
been so amazing, so relaxing.
>> We surgically made the most perfect
group of people to
>> No, literally I like met
>> Presley and Alexa in the Philadelphia
airport and like ever since then like
I'm obsessed and it's just been like so
good. I literally remember getting off
the plane and being like these girls are
the best. Like it's incredible. And I
remember being like, I don't know half
the people who are coming on this trip.
I don't know how this is going to go.
>> But it's been so great. Like, and that
also speaks to Kenzie, too, that she
would only introduce us to like cool
people,
>> right?
>> No, I had a vision. And I was like, this
is going to work perfectly.
>> And here we are. Here we are. Here we
are.
>> Whole 365 days later. [laughter]
>> Crazy. And then we get to do it again
next year.
>> Wait, we should do this as like, you
know, that Billy Eyish interview that
they've done everywhere.
>> She goes, I'm 16. I'm 17. And she goes
through like her followers and like who
the most famous person in her phone is.
>> And then she talks about how like
homeschooling your or if you your
parents send you to public school, they
like hate you. [snorts]
>> Oh, that was a different interview. But
that's just what I
>> That's kind of how I felt when I had to
transition [laughter] to public school.
I wasn't very happy.
>> It was really a culture shock for me.
>> Home school, not private.
>> I've done both. I've done all three.
I've done every way you can. The big
three.
>> The big three.
>> I've done every way you can take it.
>> It's been so real. I guess Macy and
Alexa Waldo are going to be coming, but
thank you too.
>> Pinky, love you all.
>> In the interim, should we say our highs
and our lows?
>> Yeah, let's do it.
>> Um, my high was the dinner party that
Harrison cooked for us.
>> That would be my high as well. That was
the the funnest night for me.
>> It was so good. The meal was amazing.
>> Thank you.
>> You guys can see it all on Harrison's
YouTube channel. Oh, hello. Oh.
>> Oh,
>> okay. No influencers. Do you know if I'm
doing
>> no influencers on the edge?
>> Just as a reminder.
>> Oh, sure.
>> Sorry. [laughter]
>> She's on the edge.
>> I'm not good from I'm not good from
every angle like Alexa field.
>> All right, guys. How are we feeling?
>> Oh, here. Wait. Oh,
>> I have to give some lip gloss to my
talent.
>> Oh.
>> Oh my god. This is really cute.
>> Oh, wait. One second. Hold on.
>> Influencers being influencers. One
second.
>> Did you wear my ring light?
>> I actually [laughter] Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Oh my god.
>> Okay. [laughter] Okay.
Okay. It's Colada.
>> Wow.
>> Haley Bieber sent it to me.
>> I'm never going to be allowed back here
ever [laughter] again.
>> Okay.
>> We're done for.
>> Oh my god.
>> Not again.
>> Okay, perfect. Oh, there's multiple
cameras. I thought it was just that one.
So, that's why I was like, I cannot be
seen from that angle.
>> Yeah. No, we have to personal. And you
know what? We were just This is kind of
how he just showed
>> like ask for what you want. [snorts] and
I can't be seen from that angle.
>> Okay. If you ever introduce yourselves
along with your job title of the season,
we would love to hear.
>> Yes. Hi guys. My name is Macy Thompson.
Whoa. Sorry. Um Kenzie assigned me as
the Jenzie intern of the accounting
firm. It's really important to note that
as accountants, we don't have any
accountants here. Um [laughter]
>> but anything to not be seen as our
truest form, which is
>> I'm not even going to say it.
>> No. And also the accountants, none of
those. The accountants are um back at
the office. So
>> yes, why why would they be here?
>> We should [laughter] work.
>> Someone has to stay back and work.
>> They're not like social.
>> Actually, Miss Alexis Fields.
>> Alexis Fields.
>> Hi everyone. My name is Alexa Field. I
am VP of wellness. [laughter]
>> If you need an eye patch, perhaps an ad
hoc Pilates class, I am your go-to gal.
Some may say working hard or hardly
working. I call it wellness. Thank you.
>> I love that. I also pretend like I'm the
president, but Kenzie told me that I'm
not allowed to say that.
>> Oh, no. Harrison told you that.
Harrison's already has like a billion
keep you guys like down. Like I'm really
trying to
>> We don't need that. We don't need to be
kept down. We already are. [laughter]
We decided that Harrison, like I'm the
founder and CEO and Harrison said he has
to do something with C and then he's the
guy that they that they hired to like
>> kick me out of the company.
>> I'm planning a hostile takeover like
private equity like [laughter]
>> it's a coup.
>> This is a coup. I'm going to start a
rumor that Harrison's head of AI.
[laughter]
>> This is actually the open AI brand.
>> My favorite two letters in the alphabet.
>> Yeah, Harrison loves AI.
>> Wait, really quick.
>> Big AI head over here.
>> I forgot part of my intro. I found these
sunglasses in my bag. They are from my
performance weekend at Marshella.
Marshall's Coachella. These are
Marshalls. So, I just wanted to get that
out there.
>> That's the tea right there.
>> And actually, thank you for bringing
that up because we did forget that
Harrison again has decided that no one's
spots are guaranteed for next summer.
>> Yes.
>> Oh, we need to talk about this actually.
>> Can you just take us down that?
>> Yeah. I think um we need to start
treating this group like the Dallas
Cowboys cheerleaders.
>> Everyone has to rearn their spot. Can I
have a phone?
>> Yeah.
>> Wait. Okay. Ready? This is going to be
Harrison next year.
>> I'm ready. Let's hear it.
>> I like the little blonde one. I like how
she can move. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah.
Though that's what Kelly does. She
literally talks into her phone the
entire time and she'll be like
>> looking a little janky. Like she'll just
be like
>> too big. [laughter]
>> That is how Harrison talks.
>> That's what I'm saying. So like as we're
walking around the town in
>> Courtney the brunette has star power.
>> Exactly. No. Harrison can't identify
star power. So, we're just going to be
like walking around Nantucket and
Harrison's going to be like, don't know
if she's going to make the cut.
[laughter]
>> Thank you for my Kelly phone.
>> I love some competition. We've again I
said
comfortable and complacent here in this
friend group and I think it's really
important to encourage
>> everyone to try a little bit. We don't
have to press Harrison.
>> Yeah. I think it's just like going to be
like whoever can pay their way in.
[laughter]
>> Seriously,
>> we're being so real.
>> So, only Macy will be able to pay.
>> Yeah. So, so you guys never literally
>> Yeah. Wait, I brought something.
>> Okay.
>> So, this is why I have to come next
year. I have been hyping up this entire
trip. My really pretty top.
>> You have mentioned this top 25 times.
>> I can't wait to see it.
>> Has gotten more airtime than any other
conversation. By the way,
>> it has had no air time and I haven't
seen it
>> and no one's seen it. And I've just worn
the same thing this entire trip and I
keep saying, "Guys, should I wear my
pretty top?" And it hasn't been the
time. And now I'm about to leave for the
airport cuz I'm leaving early because we
got in a huge blowup fight and I have
shown you all the top. So I thought that
I could do a live review.
>> Could you hold my
>> No, actually I'll for No, I have it.
>> Oh, beautiful. Oh,
>> wow. Beautiful.
>> A really pretty top.
>> Talk about the silhouette a little bit.
>> So it's like a bandana top and it kind
of like it's I was going to wear it on
the boat, but it would have showed some
things with the wind.
>> Totally. And it's from Anthro and it's
just like really pretty.
>> Is that the one you had delivered here?
>> No, that order was cancelled. I was
supposed to have one other really cute
dress that was delivered but Anthro
cancelled that order for reasons
unknown. So I was supposed to have two
cute outfits and I didn't wear either.
>> Anthro figured out that she was an
influencer
>> and they said we don't do that here. So
did you like my top
>> Macy? I think that top is so perfect.
>> It's so cute and I'm so glad we got to
see it in this context cuz it's so much
better than if god forbid you were
wearing it. I [laughter] know.
>> I know. Seriously. Like, oh my god.
>> All week long she's been like, "Guys,
I'm just letting you know like my other
outfits are just outfits, but I have a
really I have one really cute top."
>> And every day she wakes up, she's like,
"Is today the day?" [laughter]
>> It just never was.
>> You were like, "Yes." And then it never
came out. It never was. And then she'd
come out a different top and everyone
would be like, "Is this the top?" And
she'd be like, "No."
>> I know. You wore a beautiful yellow top
last night. I said, "I thought that was
>> I came downstairs in a different top and
they're like, "You're wearing the top."
I was like, "It's like the finale of the
fireworks show. You'll know when it's
>> You'll know.
>> You'll know [laughter] when it's the
finale.
>> Also, Charlie's wearing a backwards hat.
>> Yeah, that's the biggest thing.
>> It's about to go down.
>> My whole camera roll of this entire trip
is literally just like trade photos of
Harrison and then like Charlie in a
backwards
>> Yeah. [laughter] Oh, I was on the phone
with uh my brother yesterday and he was
like scrolling and he goes, "Ooh,
Charlie looked handsome on the boat."
[laughter]
>> Which brother?
>> The married one.
>> Yeah.
>> Wow. That was even more from him.
That's really nice.
>> He looks handsome on the boat.
>> Yeah, it's really sweet. Can you guys
give us like your highs and lows so far?
>> Let's just start with our collective low
and why we're wearing this right now.
[laughter]
>> It's time that we really address
something and the fact that this
happened
we got here. Correct.
>> It really set the tone for the whole
week and we've kind of just been
different versions of ourselves after
this. Like I don't think I'll ever be
the same.
>> I've been a shell of a human since
>> we were bullied
>> and not for the reasons that you might
think. You may be thinking it
>> has nothing to do with our huge
following.
>> It has nothing [laughter]
to do with the fact that we are actually
not accountants.
>> Yes.
>> But instead to do with us matching
>> this outfit these outfits
>> that you see right here.
>> You know, to be honest with you, now
that I'm really [laughter] looking at
it,
>> don't say
>> No, I No, I'm not I'm not going to. But
I'm honestly from the bottom of my heart
really surprised that Harrison went
public with you guys. [laughter]
>> I also looked like Not that you
guys look like but I looked like
>> I wasn't saying that.
>> I looked like
>> Hold that thought. So, we go on a walk.
>> Let's set the scene. It's post dinner.
This is a post- dinner walk. Everyone's
winding down for the night. It's also a
Monday.
>> We have no weapons. We're not there to
hurt anyone.
>> No,
>> we're not armed and dangerous like
Harrison and the rest of the gays.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. That gays that are trying to kill
me.
>> So, we go for a little post-dinner
stroll
>> and about 10 minutes into the walk,
we're feeling great. Feel feeling just
on cloud nine. We're in the best place
with the best people. We have just
arrived.
>> And keep in mind, um, I live in I live
in New York City. I know where you see
some really crazy things. You wouldn't
think that this two girls matching in a
set would be the craziest thing, but to
this island,
>> it was
>> daily drills.
>> I hear um
here I go. I hear from the right a
rooftop. Someone yells off the rooftop
about 17 years old, "Go back to bed.
[laughter]
And I was like, but she's talking to us
and then she like sees that we saw and
she's like and like peaks underneath.
She's like, "They heard?" Yeah, weird.
>> Yeah, we heard. And then
>> wait, she was like 17. I thought it was
like a grown woman.
>> Me, too.
>> I don't know about I really don't know
the age. She bullies don't know ages.
Okay.
>> Okay. She's probably like a rough.
>> They transcend any age group.
>> Yeah.
>> And then we have a good encounter after
that, which was great.
>> Immediately after someone complimented
them,
>> liked our sets, she probably knew where
they were from maybe. And then not even
10 steps past that, we are bered again.
This time by an old lady
and she said they look like they just
escaped prison.
>> I wish they just escaped prison.
>> Like
>> honestly,
but
>> I made that joke. We were walking by the
church.
>> We can make that joke. We can just
bullied
>> also like it was one woman that said
that but she was sitting with our whole
family and they were like staring at us
and laughing and pointing. No joke, she
had her finger pointed at us like this.
>> It was crazy.
>> I wanted to put them on my street where
I see people lighting themselves on fire
outside [laughter] my window.
>> Like this was the craziest thing this
island had ever seen. And to that I
realized they just like maybe need to
see some more things.
>> They probably do. Like if we were
actually the talk of the town, nothing
happens here. And obviously this rumor
spread like wildfire. Like the whole
town is talking about their outfits.
>> Everywhere we walking on Main Street,
it's like ring lights and they're
laughing in your face.
>> I was seriously like I wasn't even
filming my dances in this set. God
forbid I pulled out a lyrical.
>> Would you be open to just doing a little
a little number for us? Give me your
mic. We know you want to.
>> Like an Addison Ray number.
>> Oh yeah. Like that's what I was
thinking.
>> Yeah. Come on.
>> I mean you are auditioning to earn your
spot again.
>> Mhm.
It's like watching the Mona Lisa be
painted.
>> Did you like that?
>> Loved it.
>> Amazing. I thought that was amazing.
>> Thank you.
>> You know, I think you're so talented.
>> Thank you.
>> Um, so my note, my note for you two was
they got bullied in their matching
outfits.
>> That's our low.
>> They did.
>> So, what's
children's beach? [sighs]
>> Oh, your new home away from home.
>> Yeah, I googled what's the closest Well,
I actually didn't Google it. I googled
it after to see if there was another
option, so I didn't. probably went on AI
and looked for it.
>> I probably went on the AI app.
>> I Googled it
>> on the AI app. I actually went on a
walk. I went on a walk and I found
myself on this beach and I was like,
>> I really like the crowd here. Everyone's
really nice. Like this seems like
[laughter]
this feels like my part of the island.
Like I'm going to come back here
tomorrow again. I was just on a walk. I
was like, this is perfect. I go to drop
a pin
>> children's beach. Of course, that's
where I felt at home.
>> Fitting.
>> Um, but I love beach. It's really
relaxing. It's like a little lagoon. I
really enjoyed my time there because we
are an island so I wanted to like
maximize like ocean time.
>> Um, another high. You can go now.
[sighs]
>> Oh my gosh, I had the best latte this
morning after hearing Presley talk about
not having good coffee.
>> No, this had a euphoric experience this
morning at Handlebar. Note to self, here
is the order. Ice latte, blueberry and
vanilla
>> with an extra shot.
>> Always add an extra shot to
>> and your milk of choice. Put the sign
down. [laughter]
[gasps]
>> What happened to regular coffee?
>> Oat milk is for gays. [laughter]
>> Okay. Ice Cortado.
>> Literally.
>> That's the gayest coffee anybody could
ever order.
>> No. Literally. Anyway, it was just
really, really satisfying taking a sip
of that this morning and finally feeling
like your work here was done.
>> Yeah. And then I just had to wear these
stupid pants again last night and it
felt like day one all over again. So not
too bad, but everything after our
experience has been high.
>> Wait, one other thing,
>> please.
>> I obviously loved my new beach discovery
with my friends that I built sand
castles with. But I also loved playing
fishbowl with y'all.
>> Oh my god,
>> was so fun. We should do it again
tonight.
>> As much as I love Nantucket, like I just
love being with y'all. Wait,
>> we were saying that like it doesn't even
matter where we
>> hates it. No, like [laughter] you guys
you guys are like
>> He's like I'm only here.
>> You're going to make me do it. At least
make me do it here.
>> No, [laughter] literally like you guys
are Nucket heads and like it's cool. I
like the beat. No, I'm kidding. I love
it here. But like we could play fishbowl
in Wakahhatche, you know?
>> Yeah.
>> And it was so fun.
>> We should play fish. I like walkie.
>> I know. I just like is the most fun
name.
>> We should play again tonight.
>> I know. It's basically like one round.
It's charades, but you all put in your
own words. It's so fun.
>> It's really fun to play when because
like I also famously do say that like my
worst nightmare is when I'm somewhere
and then like people are like, "Let's
play fishbowl." But like playing
fishbowl with close friends where it's
nothing but inside jokes so fun.
>> No, I hate games.
>> Yeah,
>> I like games
>> where you all talk about the same things
all the time.
>> Like that is perfect. But if I'm in a
group of people that like I don't know
and like they're not funny, like Maisy
had a really great experience.
>> Yeah.
>> Um Yeah. Then it's just like, okay,
well, you can't be funny. So what's the
point?
>> Really quick tutorial for anyone that
doesn't know fishbowl. Everyone writes
down three things. Can be anything. The
more specific the better. Person, place,
thing.
>> Mhm.
>> Etc.
>> Concept, idea,
>> person works great. The first round is
describing it without using the word.
Second round is acting it out. And third
round is just using one word. And it's
the most fun thing ever. And
>> it was so fun.
>> Should we give an example?
>> I probably can.
>> For the best.
>> Probably not. [laughter] No, I don't
think so. I thought for this episode we
should just all play fishbowl live for
the pod.
>> I did too. So good. The terms we had I
don't know.
>> Yeah,
>> I was I was going to say
>> Kenzie is trying to like monetize this
podcast.
>> Yeah, we have to sell ads on this one,
don't we?
>> Yeah,
>> like keep a career.
>> Kenzie, how much are we making on this
one?
>> A million [laughter] dollars.
>> No way. You need to take some of this
behind the pay wall.
>> No, seriously. But like no one would
even think it's funny because they don't
know what they're talking about. Like
>> Well, the one that I was going to say
would be a a collectively funny one.
>> What What were you gonna say?
>> The the example that I was going to have
Macy do was
>> say it with the house guest card in
front of you.
>> Oh, I know what she's going to say.
>> No influencers.
>> Oh, Skinny Society.
>> Oh, yeah. Can we talk about that?
>> Okay. Basically, Liz Schmidt, aka
founder of the successful group known as
the Skinny Society, reached out to me.
>> Number one weight loss group for women.
>> Exactly. reached out to me via DM and
said that [clears throat] I would be a
great fit for her group. It's [laughter]
um
>> what y'all are just jealous you weren't
recruited and she said it's for girls
looking to hit a weight achieve a weight
loss goal or you can be fine with your
body. You're just looking for a
like-minded woman um that are healthy
and basically you pay $80 a month to be
in the group chat and it's basically
like an eating disorder hub where
[laughter] like people like you know
>> she reminds you to only take
Yeah. And so then I replied to her DM
and I was like, "Wait, I'm so sorry. I
just had a dunka latte. Peanut butter
dunka latte. Is that okay?"
>> And she reminded me that I can have
anything in moderation. And so,
>> you know, that's what we've been doing
everything in moderation.
>> Yeah. But I wouldn't say we've been
moderating at all. [laughter]
>> I wouldn't I wouldn't say that.
>> But yeah, all that to say, I am a member
of the Skinny Society and this has been
a Skinny Society group trip.
>> I think you're blocked.
>> Um, I haven't been blocked yet.
>> Okay.
>> But I can't. We're working our way
>> probably after this podcast, baby.
>> Hopefully.
>> Yeah, that was really
>> It was my first internet feud.
[clears throat]
Food
>> was
going to hate that. [laughter]
>> We don't talk about food on here.
>> Yeah, sorry. Yeah,
>> we actually can't.
>> Not in these meetings.
>> $80 a month. It's like Harrison and I
always talk about how like we would
genuinely be very good cult leaders.
Like I I do think we have I think you
would be like slightly better.
>> Thank you. But I I think that like we
have a future there if we didn't have a
moral compass,
>> which is kind of out the window.
>> I mean,
>> for him at least.
>> But I think that like something like
that like where she's doing 80 bucks a
month. Like she's kind of on her way.
Like there's going to be a Netflix doc
on this.
>> Oh, and I want to be like right there
like with the blurred face. No, don't
blur my face. I want to be in it.
[laughter]
>> You want like that?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> You get to sit down and go, "Is that my
camera?"
>> Yeah, [laughter] literally.
>> Exactly. All right, let's go.
>> No, it would actually be really good.
But I'd really like to see you in like
an internet feud and I think
>> it was a good thing to get in a feud
over.
>> Thank you. I agree.
>> So funny.
>> Genuinely so funny.
>> The waves and the ripples that it
caused.
>> Thank you. And then Kenzie posted a
photo where she was dare I say looking
very skinny society. So I posted I
commented I was like this is so skinny
or I was like hi skinny society and my
comment on your Instagram photo got 100
likes.
>> Wow.
>> I know that's right.
on Instagram comments.
>> Mega viral
>> are a lot viral for sure.
>> Yeah.
>> Wow. Okay, guys. Well, it's been so
fabulous having you here on this trip.
>> Thank you for having us. I actually have
to leave for the airport like
>> now.
>> Yeah. What time is it?
>> Literally.
>> Like you actually do. It's like 4:12.
>> Okay. Time for you to move.
>> Bye guys. Going to think I'll go to
Boston [singing]
on the train back to Boston. Okay. Thank
you so much.
>> You're actually really She's really
good. Wait. [laughter] Okay, you guys,
YOUR AUDITION, YOU PASSED.
>> I think Caroline,
>> you made it.
>> You guys did. Yeah, now the only one we
have left is Charlie.
>> Thank god, Charlie.
>> Wait, but his talent is wearing a
backwards hat. So, you already passed.
Wait, why have we not been utilizing
Good luck, Charlie.
>> Damn.
>> He's so out of his
>> Oh, can you leave us with that?
>> Please do your luck impression. We love
it. It's so good. You guys, you will
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kidding me? Of course you want you to do
it.
>> Come on.
>> Is it the best one you've heard?
>> It is.
>> Yes.
>> I've never heard a better Donald Duck
impersonation.
>> I'm nervous now.
>> Please do it. Just Just get in the zone.
>> No.
>> Come on. Please.
>> It's so good. [snorts]
>> Donald Duck.
[laughter]
>> Wow. Why are you guys laughing? It was
so good.
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>> Okay, Charlie.
>> Get over here.
>> Come on over. And you're backwards. Hi.
>> I don't I I can't follow that.
>> Should we vote on MVP of the trip?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, that would make me sad.
[laughter] It's gonna be It's gonna be
Harrison.
>> I I was going to say I think my MVP of
the trip is Harrison.
>> Wow. Oh my god.
>> Followed closely by Charlie.
>> I think Charlie's my MVP.
>> Yeah,
>> I think Caroline.
>> Of course.
>> My name is not even in the running.
>> I'm going to be out, so just vote.
>> Just go ahead.
>> Okay, Charlie. So, let's see what we
have for you. Well, we've been having
everyone come on and introduce
themselves and their new job title at
the accounting firm,
>> right? And I definitely have one. What
did we decide?
>> What do we say? He was head of security.
>> Yes,
>> I'll take that.
>> Hi, I'm Charlie and I'm head of security
at Harrison Co.
>> Perfect.
>> I like that.
>> That was good. I think that was really
good. Um, we're asking everyone what the
highs and the lows of their trip were.
>> Um, my high was you got a sweater with
Palmer on it. Oh, that's a sweet.
>> That was sweet.
>> Name and my bow.
>> I didn't go to the chicken box. I
wouldn't feel
>> Oh my gosh. Yeah. I gotta come back next
year.
>> It was a little dead last night though.
>> You would have loved it still.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> But it was like so not fun. Don't worry
about it.
>> We had no fun at all.
>> But don't worry, Charlie, cuz we're
going to move here eventually. So, we'll
just like summer here and then we're
going to have
>> chicken box as much as you want. So,
like what if let's talk logistically.
Like would you even be willing to live
next door if it's a summer house or like
do we have to be like a couple streets
over?
>> I would live next door. Yeah,
>> I think we could do that.
>> Yeah, I'd live next door.
>> Okay.
>> I think we we'd have like a healthy like
>> I agree.
>> I'm not going to come knocking like all
the time, you know?
>> Well, I think that we have like good
independence.
>> Yeah.
>> But also it would be helpful because
like okay, you're here and then like you
need me to like let Oscar out or
something.
>> Exactly. So that'd be wonderful. That'd
be nice.
>> So what he's saying is he just like
wants an assistant.
>> Correct.
>> And if Caroline's not here.
>> Yeah. Hello.
Hello. Did we tell them at the beginning
of the episode with what the sign was
that we've been
>> It might have been in the take that got
scrapped.
>> Yeah, cuz I was thinking about that
after if you're listening on audio.
>> Uh Kenzie made me this little no
influencer sign. I'm sure you've all
[laughter] heard about this.
>> Yes, I do think we talked about it.
>> And if you haven't, that's probably for
the best actually.
>> Yeah, we'd like to just leave it there.
But there's a store here. They put up a
quarterboard sign that says no
influencers. Harrison's obsessed,
>> you know, taken off, I guess. But
>> did you take a photo in front of it?
>> No, I didn't go in that store yet.
>> Okay. She was too afraid to.
>> I'm not taking No, because I'm not
fighting back at I don't care. I don't
>> Not that like we'd get recognized, but
like
>> No, but like I don't want a photo to be
I don't want to post a photo and be an
in front of you. I just have it
and like frame it and put it in the
house.
>> It's just too risky. I need people here
to like me because as much I do want to
say like we've been like oh like people
were mean. This was crazy. Whatever.
We're only telling like stories that are
funny like most people are nice.
>> Oh yeah.
>> So it's mainly
>> Oh my god. Hey.
>> Sorry.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Please go.
>> Please. Okay. So that was your high and
your low was that you haven't been
feeling good and need to get a chicken
box.
>> Yeah.
>> My low was that my brain didn't work for
4 days straight.
>> Now it is.
>> Now we're firing on all cylinders.
>> Yeah. As soon as we're leaving. Oh, my
other high was you wearing a backwards
hat.
>> That's why I came on.
>> Take a shot every time I say that.
>> Seriously.
>> Okay. Well, this is your this is you're
our only newbie. So, can you give us a
nice review?
>> I want to hear like your
>> from your perspective.
>> Your first impression on what? Traveling
with you guys.
>> This place. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. Nucket.
>> Okay. So, he says the house is awesome.
Nothing about traveling with us.
>> Great. No, hold on. I'm getting to I'm
going to build up, you know, I'm doing
like the lowest one first. But, uh,
yeah. No, Nucket is beautiful. Like I
want to come back here every year, which
we plan to anyway. Maybe have a house
here in the future. And then um being
with you guys is easy. Like you could
sometimes we cook dinner. Sometimes some
of us would go off and do something and
the others wouldn't, you know, they
would.
>> Would you say that this group is
probably some of the most
incredible, influential, positive
people?
>> Yeah. Let's pretend I said that. Are you
out of here? I did say that.
>> Oh, Macy's leaving. Okay, Jenzie intern,
please come be in my TikTok first
because I can't miss this. It's like
yours is the funniest one.
>> You got a great photo of me and Macy.
>> Do you want to sit down and say bye to
everyone while we're
>> Yeah.
>> Okay, perfect. I appreciate that.
>> Macy's back.
>> Bye, guys. I just want to like really
make an exit for myself [laughter]
like on camera. Sorry, didn't time my
flight great.
>> Wait. Bye, Macy.
>> Tell Will to come next [music] time.
>> Okay, I will. I will. Love y'all.
>> Bye. Tell Will we love him?
>> Yeah.
>> Don't forget his gift. trade.
>> Oh, I just
>> Oh, yeah. Macy is leaving for her trade
in Boston.
>> Um,
>> listen. The things we do for the trade.
>> The things we do for the train.
>> I haven't even called my Uber yet, but
I'm just like
>> Oh, you're just getting prepared.
>> She's going to like stand on the front
porch for 17 minutes.
>> Literally. Okay. Well, you're not
getting to the flight till like 6:30, so
best of luck. Okay. So, you loved
Nucket. Well, like let's hear more about
it from your perspective.
>> Was it Yeah. Was it what you expected or
what did you expect?
>> I think it was better.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's it's awesome.
The cobblestone roads, everything. It's
Yeah.
>> Charlie's very like us,
>> you know? Like, he likes like we like
>> also it's smaller. So, like when we
stayed on
>> Yep.
>> We like cozy. We like nice.
>> Yep.
>> It's all those things.
>> It's just all those things.
>> The lobster roll.
>> I can't remember how tan you are.
>> You're
>> She gets mad when I get tan.
>> Why?
>> Because I'm so jealous.
>> Spite.
>> I've never naturally gotten tan in my
life.
>> Oh, me. Yeah. It's hard. It's just like
in so much envy. Okay. What was your
favorite order from the trip? This is
good for you. I know what you're going
to say. Well, I can tell you what not my
favorite is because I haven't been able
to get it. Carrot cake from Brotherhood.
>> Yeah, I do want to get the carrot cake.
Um I don't know what it was. Everything
was good here. Like literally every
place we went to eat was
>> Yeah, you really I mean it's very easy
to get great food here for sure.
>> It's too easy going for us right now.
>> I know. There's no there's no bad
there's there's no conflict with you.
>> Do you like the sign at least?
>> That's a great sign. I wish I had seen
the real one, but you were too afraid to
go look at it with
>> You could see it from the window.
>> I saw it from the window and it was good
enough.
>> Yes, I missed it. I'm not very
observant.
>> Yeah. Um
>> the library was an awesome building. I
haven't gone into that today. It was so
cool.
>> It was so cool. As much as I've said
this trip, I'm like, "Oh my god, the
fact that like I could potentially have
kids within the next decade, like
insane." And it was like something where
I was like, "Oh, wait, that's actually
really cute."
>> Yeah. To come and take them to the
library.
>> Yeah. you like
>> you make them check out like fairy books
that'll turn them gay. [laughter]
>> Yeah, they're going to have very like
diverse reading.
>> We've had a lot of like conversations
about furries on this trip.
>> I know.
>> Charlie, what do you think about the
furry community?
>> Uh, no. Do what you want.
>> Okay.
>> I don't know. I don't need to be
>> He's our ally.
>> Yeah. [laughter]
>> I don't like I don't like walking
through this water right now with you.
This is weird. So, you're pro furry.
[laughter]
No,
>> you're out as a furry.
>> I'm indifferent furry. I don't own a
tail.
>> What's your persona?
>> Yeah. What's your persona? If you were a
furry, what's your persona?
>> He's sweating right now.
>> I'd be I'd be an ox.
>> Oh, I like that. You don't see horned
creatures that I know. It's probably
harder to pull off,
>> but I love that.
>> Charlie is like
>> No, no, no. An ax.
>> No. Charlie out of all of us is like the
most innocent and the most pure.
[laughter]
So it's so much
>> starting to sweat now after blank for us
to just like
>> show him stupid Yeah.
>> Patient with us.
>> Yeah, he is. He's just happy to be
there. It's so beautiful cuz this time
last year, 13 months ago now, when we
were on our annual summer trip, I just
met Charlie.
>> That's right.
>> So I was just in such a good mood and I
was in love and I was like, I have to
leave. And now look at you.
married basically.
>> Yeah.
>> You know that once we got engaged,
Charlie, like when we were driving home
that night, he's like, "So, like, when
do I get my ring? Like, look at mine."
>> Okay.
>> A We have other things to say.
>> We rented a car for a couple days this
trip, which makes all the difference in
the world. And I think we need a car the
whole time next year.
>> Agreed. We need a car about some dates
just to like have them set in stone.
>> Let me I'll text my girl,
>> please.
>> If we have dates in mind, I'll text her.
>> Okay, perfect. I would what what is like
a realistic time that we can like how
long can we stay next year?
>> I mean if I think we'd aim for like 10
days next year do you think?
>> Yeah, [clears throat] I would do two
weeks.
>> Yeah, I would do two weeks too.
>> We just did 14. It was perfect. So
>> yeah, it was really nice.
>> What might be nice is if we did a two
week trip but did part on the Cape and
then part here.
>> I don't think Cape's next year though. I
think that I don't know if that will be
in the works.
>> Our Cape Connection.
>> Our Cape Connect. I don't think it's
>> I do want to do Ptown again though.
would love.
Would love. Are there going to be
furries there?
>> Depends on the week.
>> Okay, perfect.
>> I don't I don't know if they have furry
week.
>> Maybe Harrison is Maybe you're the
furry.
>> Maybe I'm deflecting my own firm.
>> You might be guys
>> persona. What would you be?
>> Like a penguin. [laughter]
>> Why would you be?
>> Oh my god. You know what?
>> No, you can't escape that. What would
you be?
>> I would be nothing, guys. But I will say
yeah that
was terrible.
>> We have been watching so many like
documentaries and like one thing about
Harrison and Caroline is that they have
video on video on video stacked. That's
why she had that video to show Charlie
like they're always connecting there.
And we did watch the 9/11 the woman who
wasn't there dock where there was this
woman who great documentary
>> by the way wasn't even in the country
during the time of 911 becomes the
president of the like 9/11 survivors uh
club or something like that. Yeah.
starts guilting other people who were
survivors, does this full thing. It's
six years later and then there's a full
investigation. She was the woman who
wasn't there. She was never a part and
she also faked that she was a widow.
>> She was never married and also didn't
know him. So, if you're ever like, "Wow,
I'm a bad person." Like, just think
about her.
>> Think about that. Think about that girl
for a second.
>> Think about that.
>> That's crazy. No, if you ever need a
good doc recommendation, let me know cuz
I've seen all of them. Yeah, you really
finally working our way through. We were
behind.
>> But Harrison's seen things that like are
not even documentaries. They're like
weird like dark web YouTube videos.
Don't like it's not
>> like live leak stuff.
>> Yes.
>> Yeah.
>> All right. So, as the Oh, should we have
this be the ceremony where you're taking
over as CEO? Did you hear that
Harrison's been hired to push me out of
company?
>> I'm now officially CEO of our accounting
firm, Harrison and Company. Oh, now
officially. Now officially I'm the CEO
fired.
>> No, she still found her and is probably
in your head position.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And like you'll stay
on through the transition just to kind
of help shepherd everything along, but
your services are no longer required.
>> Okay, cool. And it's just kind of like
his thing.
>> Am I getting fired too?
>> No, I like you.
>> No, of course not. He would keep you on
forever.
>> I was just I mean we have a connection.
>> No, you have great job security here,
Charlie.
>> Yeah, I don't at Harrison and Co.
accounting for an accounting the only
time for you to retire. That's all I'm
saying.
>> Yeah. This is the only accounting firm
that has absolutely zero accountants.
>> No accountants.
>> And that's why it works.
>> That's why it works. [laughter]
>> All right. Well, this has been so
fabulous. Um, thank you all for tuning
in. I hope you guys have enjoyed our
Nantucket special. We look forward to
seeing you again on Island next year.
Maybe we will have more energy. Maybe we
will. I think this was a great episode.
>> It was fun. It was just relaxed. You
know, we're like, like I said, twilight
of our trip.
>> Wow. Let's start on a negative and end
on a negative. Why don't
>> you? Let's just wrap this up and let's
just get sloshed tonight.
>> I really want a mudslide.
>> We need one final mudslide at the gazebo
while we still can.
>> While we still can.
>> Yeah.
>> Alexis Field.
>> She's literally
>> off of half a mudslide though. Off of
only half a mudslide.
>> No. When Alexa has one drink, she turns
into Alexis Field.
>> Alexis Field. All right, everyone. Thank
you so much. Love you all. Bye.