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All right, we're we're getting a look at Rhythm Heaven right now. These are a bunch of mini games. Boom. Boom. Bye. I I know you're just definitely pressing your Boom. Bye. >> Rhythm Heaven. >> Even though I play I like the aesthetic. I've I've actually never played it, so They have so many different like art styles and different types of mini games. >> It looks like there's a prawn kind of >> So it looks like you you're definitely like Look right here. Uh boom. >> Just get into the groove and press the correct button. >> Boom. >> That's all there is to it. >> Oh, that's so satisfying. >> It's not always the same rhythm. >> Boom. >> Listen carefully to the beat. Find your flow and you'll be >> Bro, I play piano. I still going to get cooked in this game. >> Two, three, four, now. Two, three, >> Three, four. >> Oh. >> See, I already messed up. >> Two, three, now. >> I was born with a zero rhythm. This would be hell for me, not heaven. >> All new rhythm games are included. >> Over 80 games. >> And as you play through the game, you can unlock different modes. >> This is cool. >> The kingdom's everlasting peace rests on your shoulders. >> What? >> A lot of pressure. >> Wait, what is this? >> You're awake. >> Why is it like an RPG screen? Yeah, right. >> I can't lose. >> And use the magical words >> to beat monsters. >> It's a rhythm fighting >> It's spells. >> b a >> That's a fire spell. >> And a healing spell with d down a. >> Wow. This is awesome. >> This is awesome. >> So you really want to fight? >> There's a boss fight. >> will strike a chord. >> I'm sorry. The boss looks intimidating. >> So you really want to fight? >> Like that throws me THAT THROWS ME THAT throws me up. >> This guy's rhythm. Quiz show. Plus, there are even more rhythm games in the lineup. Enjoy all of this while playing solo. And >> Oh. >> Dan, Emily, Leo >> Multiplayer, multiplayer. Okay, what's what's happening here? >> Up to four players can enjoy dedicated rhythm games. Note the timing. >> Oh, is it the timing at the end? Oh, wow, that's cool. That's cool. That's cool. >> Or aim for 3:00 on the dot. >> Oh, I want to play everyone. At a party, we're doing this game. Oh, that's going to be so fun. >> Get into the groove solo or with >> Oh, this is all You can't get bored with this game. No, it's like 80 games on top of this? July 2nd? Okay. >> Pre-orders are available now on Nintendo eShop. >> All right. >> Is it exclusively Switch 2? >> Uh, no. >> Nintendo Switch. >> I'm going to explode. All right. >> Please wait just a little longer for its release. >> I Yeah, that's okay. >> From here, we'll introduce games coming to Nintendo Switch 2. >> Oh, it's Switch 1. >> Including some games that will also be available on Nintendo Switch. >> Yes, so if you all wondering, uh, he doesn't own a Switch 2 and this is trying to convince him, so. >> Master the >> Oh my god, they The first announcement, they never said it's coming to Switch 2. This is SWITCH SWITCH 2 GAMEPLAY. >> HOLY MOLY, IT'S ON SWITCH. >> CAPCOM IS PUTTING YO, CAPCOM. YES, CAPCOM. YES. They're putting every every game of Capcom's going to the Switch 2. This is Switch 2 gameplay. Wow. >> Wow. >> We like that. Yeah, I This looks incredible. >> counter-attack E-set. They're showing off a lot of good gameplay here for Onimusha. >> techniques to strike down the enemies in your path. Ony armaments are also at your disposal. >> I'm just How did Capcom optimize this game to run on Like it still blows my mind how well Capcom's Get out of here. Mo-cap >> They put They put They put motion cap Oh my gosh. It's literally a Switch game now. >> cut down those that stand in your way? Onimusha >> Is Demo Give us a demo. Give us a demo. Give us a demo, too. Come on. Demo? Come on. Demo? Demo for Switch, too? Or not ready yet? Not ready yet. Okay. All right. That was cool. Okay. >> Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen is heading to Nintendo Switch. >> THERE LET'S GO! >> IS CAPCOM >> LET'S GO! >> CAPCOM'S PUTTING EVERYTHING on the Switch, TOO. >> OH MY GOD. THIS IS ONE OF THE >> This is the best Now, playing this in bed Look at the look. NEW LAND? THEY ADDED TO IT. ARE WE GETTING A DLC announcement of Dragon's Dogma within the Nintendo Direct? This is decent We never We never fought these monsters when we played. >> From a fighter specializing in close-range combat >> This is This is part This is the one before >> The last one. >> This is Dogma 1? No, no, no. Part 2. So, the one that had the amazing DLC >> Yeah. >> that we that we played right before >> Right. >> the last Dogma? >> Right. >> That's what this is. Okay. This is Dogma 1 for Switch, too. >> Dogma 2: Dark Arisen, right? >> Okay, I'm tripping out. I think we confused each other. So, are they introduced Oh, hold on. This is a crazy but this is a crazy clip. We're freaking out over Okay. No, this is the older Dogma. >> Yeah. Yep. >> What fate awaits the Arisen and their pawns? >> So, they're So, Dogma 2: Dragon's Dogma: >> But, they added to it. It's already It already had like the best DLC. >> Yeah. >> Otherworldly endeavors await in these games. >> Capcom is out of control. Oh, damn. >> Stellar Bla- >> Stop. Stop. There's Stellar This is Okay. I'm going to have to eat my words today. We're 2 seconds into the direct and I have a million reasons to get the Switch, too. But, this is Stellar Blade on Switch? No, this is not How is this on Switch? Oh, I'm so on this boss fight. I never beat that I never beat her. >> I wonder if there's any added >> They are so smart to launch this on Switch, too. That means their next game is going to be multi-platform. I was not expecting Stellar Blade on the Switch, too. Oh, this looks good. >> looks so amazing. >> really retro 80s and anime. >> I played it, but I can't say I'm on the Remargo, but this just looks great, right? >> And the music the soundtrack the thing >> This game is beautiful. And it's co-op. That's awesome. >> See, if you have a Switch you can play. >> So, you don't need a Switch 2 for this. As long as you come over, we can play. Now, you can't play with your girl, all right? But, I'm saying you can play with your boy with your Switch 1. >> Rayman >> Ooh, I did play Rayman. This game look I never played a Rayman in my life, by the way. >> Really? >> No. But, look at But, look at like look like the variety that I'm seeing in this. >> You're going to have the time of your life. >> Dragons? That looks like Crash Bandicoot >> That's my little Crash Bandicoot face. >> Crash Bandicoot face. I'm so uncultured for a man guy, so if I'm saying something >> It's all It's all right. You get to enjoy it more. >> Look, this is Switch 2 gameplay. This is so Bro, the Switch is just showing off that they can do everything right now. Oh, these are just like little cutsey games. This is like a little silly co-op. >> This is a very Steam gamey. >> Like these are the types of games we play with like 1 hour of sleep. >> Yeah. Last brain cell. >> Last brain cell. And I guess that's your mic activating when you're talking. >> This is fun. >> what he said? >> Can anyone hear me? >> No, he said, "Buy a Switch 2." >> No. >> That's what he said. Oh, that's going to be me. >> Go buy a Switch 2. >> And change the text down there. >> I guess cozy in its own way? >> And silly. >> And silly, yeah. Oh, they're really They're really So, they're really optimizing all these games on Switch 2. >> That's That's kind of what I was waiting for to see the gap between the first one and the second one. And I might be eating my words today. >> Yep. >> I really A lot of These are the one gig two gig games you you love. >> That I always cry about? >> YEAH. YEAH. >> WAIT. >> SANJI! SANJI! >> IT'S A ONE GIG IT'S A ONE GIG >> NO! >> GRAND GOURMET >> NO! NO! I'M NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS ONE. >> with Sanji. >> You're kidding me. >> It's a cooking game with Sanji, bro. >> Sanji? >> Absolute >> That is crazy. That's cute. Thanks for playing. It's a Sanji cooking game. Bro, I never heard of this in my life. Wait, they're hunt Luffy and Zoro are hunting Ace. They're bringing back ingredients for Sanji to cook. >> Oh, and Ace uses the fire to cook it. >> Wait, isn't that the Yeah. Dude, so they're using their abilities. Each one has their special abilities and I guess that's how they'll help cook or something. Yeah. SUPER! LIKE YOU CAN JUST HEAR HIM. I CAN HEAR HIM. 400 characters? Brother, 400 characters? >> Bro, I need Smash Bros to come in and top this. 400 One Piece >> Don't even Don't even mention Smash Bros. I got my top. >> They added 400 characters to be part of this restaurant game. >> Okay, that looks fun. I I thought I never Wait, what in the Pocopia? >> Pocopia DLC. Pocopia DLC. >> No. >> Pocopia DLC. >> No. >> Or Or it's a just a Imagine it's like a TV show. Underwater expansion. It's an underwater expansion. It's an under It's an under It's an It's AN UNDERWATER EXPANSION. >> NO WAY. COME ON. >> How crazy can the underwater get though, right? Did they announce POKE >> FREE! FREE! >> YES. OH MY GOSH. OH, IT'S SO CUTE. OH, it's so cute. You can decorate your home. Oh my gosh, it's moss. You grow moss. She Oh my gosh. Do you know they just expanded the game? Like I'm making Atlantis. That's it. I'm making Atlantis. That's such a random update, but that's so cool that they're utilizing the water now. The water's not in August, too. What does that mean? So, we're getting a a free expansion and a DLC. Wait, bubbly basin. That's a new app map. Complete new map. And new Pokémon. New Pokémon. Popplio was not in there. Oh, monkey. Oh. WAIT. TODAY? TODAY? TODAY? WE CAN PLAY SNAP? ARE YOU SERIOUS? WAIT. WHOA. THERE'S IT'S GOING TO BE A THREE-PART DLC Oh, expansion pass. Oh. They they have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Oh, my gosh. What Poképia? I didn't KNOW YOUR GAME. DUDE. IS THAT MANAPHY? OH MY GOD, YOU CAN get Manaphy. It's a new mythical. Bro I Bro Manaphy new mythical, are you kidding me? Poképia. So, there was like a whole mini game to get Mew. So, now they're doing a whole mini game probably like to get like a whole puzzle thing to get What IS THIS? OH, IT'S FIRE EMBLEM. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. FIRE Emblem info. Fire Emblem info. Fire Emblem info. All right, lock in. Lock in. So So, we're going to know how the story connects. participate. So, they're all in the tournament? Okay, for just weave. Okay, that's what what I need to see what info we're getting here. This is big. >> The story revolves around four heroes. Kai, a young boy determined to protect >> Okay, kind-hearted boy from Ruberia Village. You were right, you called this the main character when we watched the trailer earlier. Al you card. Al Timo Al you card. No, he looks amazing. >> Edelgard, a queen >> Queen, she looked like a queen. She looked royalty. >> And Leda, a musician with a >> She's cool. I like her. >> bard class. >> Guide whichever character you choose to victory as they weave their own unique tale. >> Wait, so Do you get to pick a protagonist? Oh my god, it's four different tales. >> Hone your techniques at the training ground. >> Arena? So, this is similar to the training grounds in three houses maybe. >> Recruit new allies. >> Who is Who is Nene? What kind of class is she? Woah, look how big the map. The map was crazy. >> How you spend your free time is up to you. >> Obtain the following choose Is that dungeon running? >> of turn-based tactical battles. >> We love that. >> Consider your weapon's range. >> Ursula. >> And your unit's strength on the battlefield. The character design >> I'm looking at all these characters announced on the bottom left. Look what's their name? >> Top-notch character design. >> So, it's four stories, right? Cuz they said you could you could play as their individual. >> That's what I'm thinking. Either that or that Those are just the main >> It's How do you top three houses? >> You don't. >> Rejoice with me. >> That's our villain? That's our villain. >> That can't >> That's the villain. >> You look upon the promised one who will route you here and guide you into salvation. How did it feel to upheave the world? >> OH, SHE'S BACK. WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. >> the darkest >> Yo, I'M GETTING GOOSEBUMPS. WAIT. OH, SEPTEMBER 17TH. >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. IT'S OVER. SEPTEMBER, WE'RE COOKED. THE STEEL book You get cards with it? >> That launch is the same day. >> Same day. We're We're pre-ordering this. Yes. the Dagt in collection Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WOW. >> WOW. My god. >> Is it Ninjago? >> I'm reeling. >> I literally >> I'm reeling. >> I literally cannot focus on this [ __ ] >> reeling >> This is cute. This looks nice. >> Wow, my Fire Emblem. I'm I'm I'm post Fire Emblem processing. >> It's hard. It's hard. >> I'm trying to lock back in. >> We're trying to lock in. >> What in the Zelda intro is this? Oh my god, Ninjago's an open world game. >> After accidentally breaking a forbidden seal, you're stranded on an uncharted planet. Overcome the dangers lurking here. >> Okay, kind of cool. >> Oh, the monsters >> awesome >> THE NINJA TURTLES WHAT ARE THE NINJA TURTLES DOING HERE? >> IN search of clues to get >> Oh, that's cool. Okay. >> Oh, that's cool. >> He's grinding air rails that he's creating. >> Can I be honest with you? I'm getting Zelda mixed up with Splatoon. Like >> Oh, hell yeah. >> You can even summon buddies with gum Ninjitsu to unleash powerful attacks. >> It's cool. It's cool. >> Up to four ninja can team up >> co-op This is awesome. Co-op. This is awesome. >> The first part of Ninjala 2, the Uncharted >> I never played the first one. >> saying Ninjala. They're saying Ninjala. >> This is a sequel? >> The Uncharted Planet. Yeah, it's like a co-op uh multiplayer. Spring of next year. >> What is DK Challenge? What is this? Is this collectible cards? No way. Wait, but this is new. What is this? Donkey So you're playing like classic levels of the game to get cards? So is any Donkey Kong game? Look at the card the card icon in the in the Develop I like these super rare cards. Can you trade? What's going on here? Did you see the OG Yeah, the OG They have the original Donkey Kong? >> Yep, you can >> Is this like a Is this like a trophy thing like But it's it's a limited time event? >> Limited time >> June 9th to September 1st >> We had it Right? We already had it We already had a DLC for Donkey Kong. What does that mean? Oh my god. Wait, is that outfit Is that outfit Is that outfit? Okay, that's cute. That's cute. Little collaboration Okay, I legit thought they put Mario and Luigi in the game. I was about to be like, "Bro, what? The crossover?" It is technically the same universe. Wave one, wave two, wave I love how they're >> abandoning their their game. >> games, yeah. >> Yeah, this is really cool. >> from the crew >> Oh, Castlevania? No. >> Domain expansion. >> JJK? Is JJK Domain expansion. Megumi Is this a rogue-like JJK? Nobara It's a It's a It's a rogue It's a rogue-like. Wow. Oh. It's a rogue-like JJK. You You can play as Inumaki? >> You can play as You can play as Hakari. We haven't had Hakari in any games yet. You can add a rule to your run just like in JJK if you do like a >> Oh, wait. If If you and me where we battle it out. Yes, Megumi, Nobara offline so kill cursed spirits the most cursed spirits >> And then we fight each other. The end. The The two winners >> rumble >> You know, I'mma be honest. >> That should be on Switch 1. >> Yeah. >> That That should be a Switch 1 game. >> Oh, it says this one is Switch 1 and Switch 2. >> Okay, good. >> What is this? What is this? Lord? >> Shut the No way. BS. That's the gameplay of Lords >> No way. >> I did not think that I was not >> I was not expecting Lords of the Fallen on Switch 2. They optimized it. And you could see it's Switch 2 quality. But like the fact that they even put it on is kind of >> Oh, that's the new site. >> Yeah, this is Switch 2. This is happening. >> On your journey across the realms of the living and the dead, a hero must rise. >> That looked like Pieta for a second. Brother, they're putting Lords of the Fallen 2. On the Switch 2. How? >> Just another reason for me to get it. >> Oh. Dust blood? Dust blood. This is Dust blood. >> of P. >> Lies of P. This is a They're putting all the Souls games on the Switch 2. Do you even need another console at this point? Remember Remember what you're saying about the Steam Deck, brother? I think it's a We're getting Souls-like galore right now. Oh, the other handhelds are in trouble. The other handhelds are in big trouble. Yo, Switch, this is like Nintendo's just flexing this entire direct. Complete edition. I feel like I can pinch me. I'm going to wake up. I'm going to wake up. The games that they're running is awesome, save. Oh, yeah, everything. Kiss and a Yo, fall is going to be Yo, you own a Switch? No. Yeah! Yes! YES! YES! Are you convinced to get a Switch 2? Yes. This is nuts. Look how optimized this one is. This looks crazy optimized. You know this is like my second favorite Devil May Cry game, right? >> Yeah. >> Aside from 3. Uh Snipes, if you're watching this, just put all the big entries together. Like Like all these titles are coming to Switch 2. Just group this together. This is Switch 2 gameplay. Additional content. New weapons for Nero. Did you see the Mega Man arm for Nero? June 23rd. That's That's this month. That's this month. I need a Switch 2. That's >> I need a Switch 2. >> That's this month. >> I need a switch, too. >> Are you serious? >> What is this? Oh, it's one of these like little Kisuke >> Kisuke >> Momohime It's beautiful. Very Demon Slayer inspired here. >> Yeah. >> Wow, I wonder who drew I mean who The art is The art's pretty unique in this. Berserker girl Recharge, upgrade, forge, skill tree That looks cool. >> Xenoblade >> Wait, no, they're all Switch to edition. Oh, they're all going to be upgraded for Switch, too. 60 FPS Monolith is Monolith is amazing, by the way. Monolith's Yeah, bro. So, I'm glad you held off on playing Xenoblade. Oh my goodness, what a difference. >> Wow. >> What is this? What do you mean not only that? Where did this come from? They added additional content on top of it. What is I've never seen Oh my god, they added a roguelike to the third. That's a roguelike top-down. They added that to it for no reason. Voiced conversations, yep. Voiced conversations New rare blade and blade quest Oh my gosh, so much content for Xenoblade. Yep, with games that we already love is nuts. Because I mean, just having them on the Switch 2 would have been good enough. This is Wow. Bro, did they say available later today for the definitive version? You got to be kidding me. One, two, and three. Great. Yo, I don't understand what is crazy. What is happening right now? Xenoblade 4? Stop. I got to see how this beautiful this looks. Look at this. This looks so pretty. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Full-blown war is happening. It's war. This is beautiful. Is that our new MC? Anima Crystone. So, that's the mechanic in this one. I'm sorry. Oh, she's like the monastery in here. She's the main character. She's so cool. OH. WOW. WOW. LOOK at the mounts. Griffin dogs? I love Griffin dogs. Let's see some combat here. This is just an early look on top of that. We're not even This is not even a full-out direct. Oh, we need a full direct on just this game. OH MY >> WOW. Writing dragons. >> This looks amazing. I love this. Every The art, the characters, the design, this is only going to be a >> Oh, this definitely is It looks so good. >> I didn't I didn't Oh, the character design is This is peak. This is so Whoa. Oh my god, I did not expect a Xenoblade like four. What's the title of this one called? Wish me luck, brother. Six sons? Look at the like the It's a Wow. The traversal is insane. And you can walk there probably. They outdid themselves this time. Oh, it it it wraps around. Oh, wait. Name What's your name? What's your name? Xenoblade? Give us a name. Genesis. Wait, the start of it all? WOW. WHAT? WHAT IS I was not expecting 2027. I thought 2028. Sure. Fire Emblem. Xenoblade. Mario Tennis update. Mario Tennis update. You mean next? Next pick my jaw up off the floor. WAIT. THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE US MORE THAN MARIO TENNIS. OH, we're back. This is going to be They're like archery. Oh, this is very Wii Sports. If they show bowling The classic comps are back boys. Oh, look at the way that you're holding the joy cons. >> All with intuitive motion control. Let's go over them. >> 12 sports total. What else you going to have? Boxing? I knew they were going to have boxing. You can get the smoke. You can get the smoke now. I think they might have the old sword fighting thing again. This is cool. The kendo or whatever it is. >> Keep your opponent on their toes. >> Like this? >> Basketball. They're going to have basketball again. >> Archery. I love archery. That's my favorite one. I just feel like a super I you know, I feel like I'm in a movie every time I like to do that. >> Green Arrow, Hawkeye action. >> Exactly. Volleyball? Little >> volleyball. Roll the ball straight >> Bowling. We're back. We're back. We're peak. We're back. Peak. >> Back to the Wii bowling days. >> I just needed I We just needed bowling and we're good. Oh, there's basketball. Knicks guys. >> Knicks in four. >> Swing your club in golf. Battle with one >> Thumb wrestling. >> Shut up. >> Ride through the Skateboard? First of all, on grass? >> Yeah, what's going on here? Unrealistic, all right? Not a chance. Power cruising. I think this one's kind of cool. Like, whoa. Oh. Wait, I I feel dangerous. I feel like I would crash with that. >> That's awesome. That's awesome. >> Oh, you literally have to like >> It's not even the analog. >> Oh, IT'S >> NO WAY! >> THAT'S A WARM up before working out. From here on out, that's >> or me character. >> Okay, this is where I want to escape to. >> That's cool. >> Nintendo's trying to get us back in shape, guys. I like the fact that they're it's not just exclusively the old me designs. >> Yep. Like you have this fresh >> avatar the fresh avatar >> They could have They could have went back to the classic, but I think it In a way, we do need something new. >> Yeah. The fact that they allow us to make a me still >> Also, I just realized that plane is supposed to represent a toy plane like you're flying a toy plane. >> I like especially the way you're holding it. >> October? >> Man, we're eating this ball. >> They're cooking. >> We showed all the sports included. Oh, that one that one's that one's competitive. I can see that getting competitive. I guess this is this is definitely competitive. Thumb wrestling rules. >> Huh? To shake? Okay. Bro, you're building thumb muscles? That's so creepy, bro. That looks like a a toe thumbnail. Like a toe. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH, you have to literally Oh, this is competitive. What? I'm trying to like understand this movement. I guess he's trying to avoid getting caught by like going back and forth. And then once you actually on top, you got to I think the funniest part about this segment is that Koizumi-san is literally marketing this game. With like they're like yo, everyone's going to lose their minds over the thumb wars. I love everything he chooses to get in Koizumi-san says let's show off the thumb wars. This is this is the best one we have to offer. Maybe maybe it's going to be a lot of fun. I don't know, but it's make like the thumbs getting bigger is crazy. Even he was surprised. The comment >> the commentary on this. >> Oh, I got deflected. >> I got the Oh, that's funny. You little parry with your thumb print. No. Don't do me. No. What kind of difficulty is this? >> Please wait a little longer for Nintendo Switch Sports Resort. >> That's going to be a ball. That's going to be super fun. >> headlines. >> Headlines? I love when he does that cuz I know something cool's happening. RuneScape's coming on this, too? They're just announcing themselves everywhere, bro. The RuneScape survival. Oh, wait. Wait, I just realized something. We can play survival games together handheld Nintendo Switch. This looks good. Yeah, the RuneScape I told you it's a fun game. You didn't even want to play it on Wilds yet. You didn't even want to play it on Steam. You're like, "I'm not playing this on Steam." You were waiting for console, then they announced the PS5. What? But now you can play in bed. I we can play survival games, bro. Speedy direct already. Like we're we're not even 50 50 minutes and we're getting survival games right now, bro. That's crazy. >> And build shelter. Then step into battle. >> I never I never expanded past the first area in this game, by the way. I only played like the base and then never played after that. >> It actually looks great. >> Survive the wilds. >> Wow, RuneScape. >> Oh, wow. They added a lot since I've last played. >> RuneScape dragons. >> Wow, September 15th. >> It doesn't look like stacked ball, I think in like since I don't know where. It's crazy, bro. >> Get on board for these games. Customize your own avatar >> Hello Kitty. HELLO KITTY PARTY LAND. I was waiting for Hello Kitty Party Land, baby. Shout out boys at Bandai. Hello Kitty Party Land. I think we have to move over a little bit. Left? >> Uh yeah, and then I'll yeah, good. Where are you guys going? >> Well, at least we know we're we're getting Hey ladies. >> Hey, you cover your meat up. >> Collect stickers. >> Cover your They were they were in packaging to me. What did I say? They know how to market. Okay, so I mean we're >> They're showing off their already game. We already know this. >> Look how good it looks. Boom. Explosions. I still think the multiplayer is this. >> Boom. Explosions. >> This is the most Michael Bay thing I've ever heard you say. >> This is you right there. Boom. They're like, let's let's remind everyone Starfox is coming out real fast. Just don't It's going to be a Starfox summer, boys. Available later today. Play the demo. Everyone can find out what's going on. That's really cool. And you know how many demos I have to play? What is this? This feels like an Oh, wait, wait. It's It's It's pixelated. >> Okay, HD 2D situation going on. >> Oh, oh, I I like this. This is what I imagine when I draw a stick figure comics and stuff like that. Like this is how I picture it in my head. It looks like this. Oh. Residents. Wait, wait, stop. What? Square? Roll. We got a squa- OH MY GOD, A FF game in HD 2D. Are you kidding me? What? YO. IS ON THE BRINK OF ANNIHILATION. NOW rain >> I wasn't expecting this. I wasn't expecting this. >> across the realm with his companions to stop the Veritas. >> I love that they You know my favorite part about all these things? I love that they use a Switch 2 to announce an HD-2D. They always use the Switch 2 to announce >> iconic Final Fantasy heroes from other WORLDS TO TAKE CLOUD >> YOU CAN SUMMON THEM IN TO do attacks? >> and the secret >> Oh my gosh. So, you know what this is inspired from? They have a mobile game where they have all these pixelated characters you can summon, and I think they're like, "Let's put it all into an actual game." October. Of course you guys would all launch the most stacked ball of all time. Calling it now. I want to play that so bad. An FF game? HD-2D? >> Pikuniku returns in a new 3D puzzle exploration adventure. What do giant fruit, malevolent robot frogs, and >> I'mma be honest, I don't know what the hell a Pikuniku is. >> other than a shadowy conspiracy of >> That's me when I have no Oh god, not the foot. For free? >> with their own problems and puzzles to solve. But beneath this seemingly happy world lies a sinister plot to squeeze the locals for all their worth. >> Well, that's a little dark. That's like the US government with all our top top companies here. The wage gap's just increasing in this game. Maybe this game is is economic implications. >> Also commentary on the >> Yeah, I was I was like, "What's the What's a Pikuniku?" And I realized this is this is the state we're living in. They're This is addressing a lot deeper issues. In fact, I think we need to make an hour video on the social economic implications. >> war's right here, ladies and gentlemen. Believe it a Pikuniku everyone. It's coming. >> Pikuniku 2 >> They They know what they're doing, chat. They're cooking. >> Somehow I still know nothing about that game. >> What is this? >> for Is this Dragon Quest? Dragon Quest Builders. Am I right? Am I right? Am I Am I right? Not Builders, not Square. I'm sorry. That's a lie. What is this? What Dragon Quest is this? This is a a whole different style, by the way. It's a spin-off. Oh, it's a unique I think you're right. I think you're right. It's a new Dragon Quest game. I think you really see the combat. Scout, buddy. Wait, no no no. >> It's going to be a Builders, I think. >> no no, it's not Builders. She has a It's like it's like Pokémon. She has her her monsters with her. >> A a literal team? >> It's a monster catcher. Oh my god, that's crazy. >> You have to be kidding me. >> Oh my god. A Dragon Quest I feel like they did this before, but I'm but King Green King Slime. Yeah, dude. I love it. It's so it's a monster catcher monster catching Dragon Quest game. What's the title of this one? I know they did this before. If anyone knows who's watching this, let me know in the comments like which old game did it before, but this is cool how they follow you like a full party. Dragon Quest Monsters. >> Okay, nice Christmas >> All right, after deal after GTA. I feel like I should know who that is. Is Dust Blood? >> This is We're 100% getting Dust Bloods right now. >> Yeah. >> This is Dust Bloods. Yep yep yep. Okay, lock in. Dust Bloods, what are we seeing here? This is the chapel where that boss I told you the boss was here. Yo, I know my my Souls games. That is a bald man drinking a cup. That's a pope or something. Sorry, that's the way I'm describing it. This is This is a to exclusive. >> blood. Wow, the atmosphere. I mean, they never miss. They cleaned up the game cuz look at the graphics. It's slightly upgraded from the first one. Okay, gameplay. Give me my phone. Come on. That can't be it. That can't be it. No way. No way you guys just teased footage. Come on. Gameplay. Joe. Joe. Joe. It's live in the summer. We're going to play the closed network test. Okay. That's a You don't need to show gameplay because we get to experience the gameplay in the summer. And aren't we in the summer? Unexpected. Yeah, Souls fans, you need to buy a Switch, too. Lock in. Splatoon. This is Splatoon. I can I hear the music. More information on Splatoon Raiders. So, this is your base? Do you know how many amiibo they released for Splatoon? Like, the amount of amiibos we have for Splatoon is ridiculous. They're going to release more. So, you get a little insight on this adventure, like single-player kind of game. It's a quirky game. The graphics are nice. That these are really stupid enemies. I hate them. The bug guys, I hate them. Oh, that looks cool. Like, I literally just jumped into Splatoon 3 online mode. Oh, that's awesome. That is funny. That's cool. Little >> He even gets out of the bot to unleash special moves like this. >> We got to clear a bunch of islands. Weapons. We love weapons. Okay, guy. My bad. Technical term, gadgets. A shot pot? >> Another that slices through enemies. >> That's cool. >> They sound like They sound like things you'd say in college. Like, "Yo, we got the the splash eye." Oh, it's a It's exploding bomb. Okay. What, in the Beyblade? That was cool. Boss. So, you just got to avoid its like direct line of fire? Splatted dead. Oh, it's a different type of enemy. Am I missing out? Am I missing out? Did I miss out on the Splatoon wave? I don't Oh, look at that. The little island It's very customizable, clearly. This [ __ ] They got deep in the systems. Oh, they're doing a whole direct on this. Uh June 30th. Okay. So, now you can find out more information. >> Way to prove me wrong. I'm excited for Splatoon Raiders. >> cool. A lot of mechanics going on there. Comics? Oh, there is manga. We saw manga. That's That's a thing. Splatfest is a thing. You You missed all the Splatfest. Don't worry. Don't worry about Splatfest. Don't worry about that. You just need to worry Oh, live stream at 12. Yeah, June 20th. Don't worry. Don't worry about all this. Don't worry about all this. This is all the extra stuff. Single player focused Splatoon game, too. >> Okay. >> Was the first one The first one was multiplayer? They're all multiplayer focused. Did you say Tomb Raiders? Oh, Splatoon Raiders. I was like I was like, "What?" Okay, look. Look, I I'd like the colors. I just only my only ever complaint with the Switch 2 is that it it's I can't see them. But I do get the at least the Joy-Con. What is this? Wait. >> It's not Pikmin, is it? >> No, this is um Oh my god, it's a very popular game tonight and everyone's going to kill me in the comments. Deltarune. >> Deltarune. >> Everyone's going to kill me. That dog showed up. Everyone's going to kill me. My My I'm fried. So, is this another Deltarune chapter? People love Deltarune. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I did not recognize this because I am on 1 hour of sleep from coming back from Summer Games Fest, so I apologize. Chapter 6. It's another chapter. They're releasing another chapter. They just keep dropping these Deltarune chapters out of nowhere. This is insane. >> That's cool. Oh, and it's Switch and Switch 2. >> June 24th as a free update to Deltarune. Do not even >> Let's go. >> Oh, is this Metaphor? Uh is this Metaphor? >> This is the Metaphor announcement. >> Is this Metaphor? >> Metaphor is officially on Switch >> 2. Oh my gosh. We're waiting so long for this. Can I be honest with you? I'm going to replay this whole thing again. It's on Switch 2. Metaphor remake. This This was This was a game of the year contender when it came out. >> It was. It actually was. >> This is like dude, we're finally Yo, the Switch 2 is so eating like I feel like we're like It It feels like owning a Switch 2, you're actually a part of the console wars. >> Yeah, you are. >> Like you're It's a real console. You get to experience everything. It's not like just like >> So, it's crazy because we had this conversation that you know, there's really nothing that you want to play on the Switch 2. >> And it's been a year. And now you've officially like a year later, they're like, "Okay, >> Within the first 30 minutes, they've blown my >> Here's what you can play on the Switch 2. >> Wow. >> For anybody who hasn't played this yet, survive. >> the fact that you get this on Switch >> Launching on the Nintendo Switch. >> And if you didn't know, it's the same people developers who make Persona. So, which again, all 10 out of 10. Minecraft. Wait, what did it say? What What's a Minecraft game? Oh, it's dedicated. It's not just a regular Minecraft port. It's a Switch 2 version. It's literally a dedicated version. Oh, that looks so much better than what they had. They they added shaders and everything, I think. Yeah. They're like They're like, "Yo, these PC modders? Nah. We're going to give you some shaders here." Carry over data from Okay, from the Switch 2. I can't believe Minecraft is still running. But, a Switch 2 specific version is really interesting. Final Fantasy? Final Fantasy Oh, the Warhammer? Metal Gear. They're showing all the games. Oh my god. Brother. Koei Tecmo? Is this Koei Tecmo? JRPGs? We're getting JRPGs announced? Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine. Yeah, how about that, huh? How about that on the Switch 2? You weren't expecting a Warhammer announcement. This guy bugs me every day to play Warhammer with him. Now I'll play. Now I'll play. I'll play. You want to play? This is crazy. I will play the Warhammer. DayZ. Shut up, bro. We're going to play DayZ on the Switch 2? Are you kidding me? What do we I I I might as This is a great I might as well throw away my other systems. The master The master collection. We had the Oh, this is This is This peak. Oh, the classic. This is crazy. Wait, Rise of THE TOMB RAIDER. OH, WHAT? They're like >> Oh, this is awesome. >> And this is perfect timing to play Tomb Raider because the next one's coming out. Tales of Eternia remaster, okay. Holy moly, bro. It's like they're like everything. Yo, this is actually one of the craziest compilations. I know people don't really understand. When they see this part, they're like, I want to get to the next thing. >> No. >> But there's so much they're showing you right now. >> The Warhammer thing crazy, guys. Look at Warhammer 40K. Fitness Boxing, okay. >> Okay. >> This is if you're not into the Switch the Switch 2 uh stuff, you get you know, you get this if you want, you know. >> Animal Crossing >> Yeah, Everbloom, okay. >> It's like another Oh. >> The cute little wow. >> Survival, maybe farming >> If you want feeling a little furry, we can play this game. If you're feeling a little furry, we can hop in. Oh, 14. I love 14. I You're going to play the MMO you've always said I I you know, you want to play you play it handheld. And that's this summer. That's Titan. I remember that Titan fight. That was crazy. >> of light and approaches. >> They are >> Kingdom Hearts >> There's a Kingdom Hearts They're Oh my god. >> It's three. I think it's three. I think it's three. >> No, but here's the thing. They've Remember they only had the cloud versions? 2.1.5 2. They're putting the actual game. No more cloud versions. Okay, everyone's losing their mind right now. That is insane. You ready to play You ready to get a Switch 2 at this point? Wow. No more cloud. That cloud man Call your >> We were just complaining Well, not complaining, we were >> No, no, no. >> hoping for something >> thing is a lot of people could not play the cloud versions. Kingdom Hearts buying the entire thing. I'm buying the entire thing for Switch 2. >> What? >> Oh, man. >> Oh, my god. We're eating, guys. >> plus Re Mind will be AVAILABLE LATER TODAY. >> THAT'S CRAZY. >> LET'S GO. LET'S GO. THAT'S LET'S >> LET'S GO. >> THEY'RE LIKE, "YO, WE'RE WE'RE sorry for the cloud version. Here's everything. Sleep, you don't need it." What the actual What is this? No way. No way, Phillip. No way, Phillip. They did not just announce four. Are they announcing This is four. This is four. THIS IS FOUR. THIS IS FOUR. THIS IS FOUR. FOUR THIS IS FOUR. THIS IS FOUR. THIS IS FOUR. THIS is four. This is four. This is ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHO WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THAT? WHO WHO'S THAT? WHO ARE THESE CHARACTERS? Oh my god. Oh my god. Who's that? Who's that? Was that Riku? Bro, Who would have thought it's a Kingdom Hearts 4 for Switch 2? What? a Switch 2 a Switch 2 DIRECT OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I promised you everyone's losing their mind right now. Oh my god. This is This is crazy. Oh my god. Joe, oh my god. I'm going to have a heart attack. Oh my god. Oh They said, "Yo, Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo." On the Switch. You realize this is Switch 2? This is Switch 2 gameplay. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WAIT. OH MY GOD. at launch Okay. Okay. Okay. No date. No date. But What do they mean at launch? when it comes out. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. JOE, YEAH, AND TOOK EVERYONE BY SURPRISE. That took everyone's lost it. Everyone lost it. What Please Nintendo stop. This might be the greatest direct Is this Zelda? This looks like Wait. >> It's Zelda. >> God. Oh my god. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> YO. >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? >> WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? At the very edge of this kingdom there lay a small forest. It's not Ocarina, is it? Is it Ocarina? I I'm I Okay. Oh my god. Joe, I want to see the gameplay. Please. Oh my god. This is the craziest Bro, I'm going to cry, bro. This is the greatest switch two direct ever. Ever. Cork baby. Okay. Okay. Okay. Navi. Hey, listen. Okay. Why does this look like it's going to be the most epic thing I've ever seen? That's our boy. That's our guy. Let's see. Let's see. I'm I'm going to close my I'm not going to scream. I promise. I want to just That's Link. They can't keep cooking like this. My god. Holy holy holy Okay, I'm I'm trying not I'm This is the most gorgeous looking Oh my god. The art style is so different. Joe, this is incredible. I am I am I am freaking out. Oh my god. This is so beautiful. The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT. I GET to experience it. I get to experience it. More gameplay? Gameplay? 2026?