Nintendo Can't Stop Winning...

Nintendo has done it again. After what felt like waiting forever for any new news on Knockout Tour Rallies, not only were we given two new tracks, but now only weeks later, we've gotten another two new releases. Thanks, Nintendo. No, actually though, thank you Nintendo. Please keep releasing these. I I need this. Of course, the reason I need it is because I still have my goal of reaching 10K rating points in Knockout Tour. Oh, and of course, the grind's always better with friends. So, I brought my friends Moonky and Serax as well. Guys, who's ready to race? >> Don't look at my points. Don't look at my points. I fell off. Don't look at my points. >> Sounds about Dion, >> bro. My fall off is still more than both of you guys, bro. >> Shut up, man. Get right. Not starting off on a new track, but I mean, it's a brand new day, guys. We're going to hit 9K. Maybe today. What are we thinking? >> I like this video. We could hit 9K VR right now. >> Collectively, we can hit 9K. >> That would that Yo, Coin Box, I appreciate you. >> Let's go feeding the streets. Oh, thank God. >> Wait, wait. I'm catching mushroom feed. You poor [ __ ] >> Obviously, the goal today is just get as many wins as possible, but also we we want to see these new knockout tour tracks. We've done this a few times on Moon and Dion's channel. Let me Oh, mushroom boosting like Mario Kart 8 all over again. I know Dion gave me a little stimulus money. >> He gave me a little Dion, can you get ALL THE STIMULUS BACK HERE, MAN? Come on, man. >> Not good, bro. I I said I sent y'all stim checks already, man. >> I said, you know, I'm good for it. >> Come on, man. I suck your dick. I need payment plan. >> Please three slurps. >> Three slurps. Three. Three. Three slurps per queen. >> We not even one checkpoint in. What are we talking about? >> Plus Luigi. I just know. I just know. I just know you're just Do slow down, man. I'm trying to get a draft. >> Hey, bro. Actually, you know what, Dion? In the spirit of friendship, go ahead. >> Get out fish. >> You did not have to bump me, but all right. >> You bumped me. I think I'm cooked. I got no items, right? Who knows about it? I'm cooked. I got no items. Yeah, I literally that. >> You know what? We were going to bring it up, but just in the spirit of protecting your honor, like Moon accidentally started one before we recorded and he got first place. >> Nobody saw it and then the very next one he doesn't make top 20. >> Literally, the coins that Dion gave me was the last time I got anything that whole race. >> Well, maybe you should have gave more sense. >> That was where the That was where the stimulus package came from. A coin. some coins. Hey, well, Moon, the good news is now we have a lot of footage of the all new leaderboard that Nintendo allows you to see. How's it look? >> Bro is faking the punk. That [ __ ] hype. >> I I see Doto in second place right now. >> Thank you, Moon. Appreciate you pointing that out. I'm right behind you. >> I see Dion struggling going from 12th to fourth to 13th. Sounds about Dion. >> I'm fine. Sounds about Dion as you are literally dead in the first set. Sounds about boo. Oh my god, man. Lights too bright for moon, man. >> Are you the guy that just ate one of my shells? >> Yep. Yep, that was me. All right. I would appreciate if you could refrain. >> I didn't do it on purpose. >> Oh god, I'm scared. Bomb. All right, we'll make it. We're going to be okay. >> Yeah. Well, let's look at Doto real quick. >> Did Dion make it? >> Let's look at Doto. As I said, your shell killed me. >> Oh, the the shell you ate. Dude, I didn't even throw that. >> I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying. >> All right. Cuz >> I came off of a ramp, I landed, and you just happened to be there surrounded by shells, bro. >> All right. Cuz as long as like cuz I'm really trying All right, our laugh. Thank you for eating that. I'm trying to even though we are enemies. The last time we recorded for your video. >> Yeah, we had bad blood. So, I've been trying to extend like the olive branch. Bury the hatchet. What's another uh >> Usually it is buried until you do some [ __ ] [ __ ] But like, you know, once you open up that door, it's just hard to close. But right now, it's closed, so it's fine. >> I like that. Yeah. See, we don't we usually don't have too many uh positives when recording these videos. I'm glad we could have one. >> Yeah. Can we all say something nice about each other throughout this video? Just one thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. Throughout the video. Like not now. I can't think of any now, but yeah, >> the vibes are off. Yeah. Like >> I couldn't think of three hours. >> Yeah. >> Big fish for the first time today. >> Big fish on campus. >> I wonder if we'd have to wait 3 months per knockout tour batch for DLC. >> Honestly, I feel like they're getting generous now. I think they finally crack. No. Okay, we're fine. I got squamish. >> All right. No, I feel like they've cracked the code now. Nintendo's like locking in. We're getting content pretty regularly. Also, if I can be honest, I feel like they're going to use it as like fluff for cuz that last direct was god awful. Let me just say like it put me to sleep. But then I kind of perked up a little bit when they said, "Oh yeah, new knockout tour track or whatever." >> So the knockout tour was the only shining part of that dire >> pretty much. Yeah. Oh my god, this the boomerang is going to ruin my life. >> I think the only thing that would excite me from anything Nintendo related is Ocarina time [ __ ] or or Mario Kart. So, >> Metroid was hype. I'm trying to just protect you guys from the comment section cuz I I hear them typing. Of course, you guys hated the direct guys please. >> You guys have no class. >> Oh, six foot. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Finally, this part of the track and I didn't get absolutely blown back from shitty items. Thank you. Only thing that could Oh, okay. That kind of sucks. Only thing that ruins my day right now is a lightning at the worst time. >> Don't Don't Don't even speak those words. >> I have to speak it a little bit. Oh god. I I don't have a lot of speed. Other people have good items and I have two bananas. >> No. >> No. No. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It didn't hurt. Yes. >> Okay. THAT'S >> ANOTHER SHOT BLOCK. LET'S GO. >> Bullet Bill coming and he survived that. >> I needed that. I don't care. Hit me all you want. I've already won. Top eight. I'm feeling great. Can I get top four? >> Damn. Would you say your life is like a video game? >> Honestly, hold on. I'm trying hard to beat this stage in all of this while I'm still collecting coins. >> Do have I told you lately like I'm happy to see you succeed, bro. >> Thank you. I hate the way that he walked, the way that he talked, the way that he >> Okay. Kind of thought we were doing >> I was talking to Moon. I was talking to Moon. >> ABC convers AB conversation. I'll see my way out. I >> Dion. I also think that Donald's a sick man with sick thoughts. I think people like him should uh perish. I think people like I think fish like him should flop. >> I did not like that. >> No. >> Hearing you say I did not like that with those fish. >> You're cooked. >> Wait. >> Maybe he's trying to get a sick draft and he got >> He did the best in the first race. >> Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, somebody hit somebody. Damn. Lame way to end the first race, but I guess I'll take fifth. >> I guess I'll take 20 seconds. >> You You're right. It could be worse. I got to keep my head up. Do we just wait? Hey, at least my man Luis is still out there, bro. I know it's called I know it's pronounced Luis cuz he's got the pizza icon. >> Uh, stick with your fellow fish brother. >> I think that's Luis, bro. It's >> Louis. >> That's Louis. >> That's Luis. >> Do you think in the world there's anybody named Lois who's dating somebody named Luis? I don't know. I thought you were going to say anybody named Lo is dating someone named Peter. >> And then they have a son named Louie. >> I would hate that family. >> Oh, positive 45. I'm catching up to Dion already. >> Well, yeah. I mean, I lost 30 points, so I mean, we keep doing [ __ ] like that, you'll catch up. >> We will not be doing [ __ ] like that. >> You know what, guys? I'm going to do something I haven't done in a long time. >> Oh, he's switching cars, mood. I got to be me. I'm back to my main character mobile, bro. This is this is my like the way Spongebob got the same outfit in the closet, bro. This is this is my same outfit, bro. Like, this is my main character. Like, when Spongebob or Goku wear anything other than like their main thing, it just looks weird, you know? This is my main ghee right here. >> Why the hell was in that? >> Why the hell is the two you bring up Spongebob and Goku? >> Because I'm just thinking of people who wear the same [ __ ] every day of their life. >> Brought up his special interest. editor, put Spongebob in Goku's. No, no, no. I got a better challenge. Put Goku in Spongebob's outfit. >> His body has to be a square, though. You know, ever since Nintendo walked back the update, I'm not getting triple shrooms as much as I used to, Nintendo. >> Yeah. Okay. So, apparently there were some I think we asked in one of the videos like if there were updates. There were. They took back our triple mushrooms. >> They walked back. >> Meanwhile, Mario Kart 8 is getting faster. We're just slowing it down. I guess Come on, Nintendo. What are we doing? Oh, now I get triple mushrooms. Now that I'm losing harder than ever before. >> Finally living on my own without uh Dion's uh stimulus. >> Moon, what happened? >> What happened? >> What happened? What happened? You just hit me with a horn. >> Oh, I I thought you were in front of me. We were All right. To be fair, like the crystal ball kind of thing. So, we all look the same. So, I didn't know who was who. >> Wait, so like don't Oh, wait. Wait. I got squid. The squid only affect the people in front of you. >> Yeah. I'm getting in my face. >> Useless item, man. All right. I got my gold trim. I'm getting ready to cut. Goodbye, y'all. I'll see you in first place, everybody. >> There when I'm there. >> I'm not going to lie, bro. You kind of kind of really out here. >> You know, I'm hauling ass or whatever. Hauling ape ass, bro. Ape ass. This man says >> I'm I'm Donkey Kong and I'm hauling ass, bro. And my ass has to be an ape ass. >> I just don't like the compound word ape ass. I'm sorry. Not [ __ ] with it. >> Well, start [ __ ] with it, bro. >> No, I will not be [ __ ] with change your ways, man. Damn. So, everybody knows a trick that I don't. Top top four right now. We are just in a different a different wavelength. Okay. They threw a boomerang at me and crushed every defensive item I have. I'm throwing a shield. All right. >> Oh, that was not necessary. >> Dion, I think you're fine. There's not a lot of people behind you at all. >> I I know I'm fine, >> but just don't panic. I I saw a little bit of panic in your eyes. >> Just like breathe breathe. Keep talking to me, bro. Dion, if I may use this opportunity to say something nice about you for the video. Uh, I like the way you breathe. >> All right. Thanks. You like the way I What? >> You breathe. He didn't even hear the gobl like that. >> Breathe. >> Yeah. >> Thought you said breathe. >> That's I don't know if I like I don't know how I feel about that as a compliment. That sound crazy. >> Disgusting. >> Disgusting Mario Kart video. >> Breeding, isn't he? >> The way you multiply inspires me. It's like what? >> Just the way like your kids are. I can tell that you breathe very well. That gloomba literally just spawned in. Sorry, Doto. I had to suffer. So I want YOU TO SUFFER, TOO. >> NO, THAT'S not friendship. >> That was bad, Dion. I saw that. That was not good comms, man. >> I think we could all tell that wasn't good comms. He just did it out of anger. He knew he did it out of Dion. That was your bomb, too, wasn't it? >> Well, that you're Listen, you were behind me and I threw it forward. Moon, you hit me with the horn once, bro. That's just to get even. All right. >> If I If I may also admit, I did hit you with the red shell back there a little bit. >> Ah, good to know. Am I proud about it? >> Blue shell going out. Green shell army going out. This is going to be it for me, isn't it? >> You already have an item. You didn't need that double item. >> I wasn't even going for it. You just ran up on me. >> Oh god. Oh god. I have to clutch. I have to clutch. I HAVE TO CLUTCH NOW, DUDE. NO. NO. NO. It's going to bring me the long way, isn't it? No. Bullet Bill. Why? We need to update the GPS in this [ __ ] Dude, it still worked. It still worked. But I hated that. And now we're on the bridge, y'all. Yep. Not a good day to play Mario Kart. >> Are we excited? >> No. >> Okay. Do Are you going to do something with that green shell? cuz I know the second I'm behind you backwards. >> It's just it's just >> it's just insurance >> protection. All right. Now I'm going to throw probably cuz I'm in sixth. >> Watch out. Watch out. >> Someone >> Oh, I just kind of I think I'm figuring out the bridge finally. >> He was He was doing some Tony Hawk type [ __ ] bro. >> So I did the same thing. Moon also saw mine and didn't >> It was not as cool though. You just following. You just following. >> I like moon this video, bro. Like, what the hell? >> Is this going to be one of the rare times I actually make it off the bridge alive? And a blue shell. Hold up. >> Hold on. We passed the bridge, y'all. We made it out. >> Gentlemen, I feel like this could be the legendary race where we all hit top three. >> We hit top three. This is the friendship video, bro. Like, >> as destroys that top, the boomerang. >> My bad. I was just throwing it. I just was getting rid of the trash. You know it. I know it. Like also like it's kind of good to bag right now. So if anything, I kind of did you a solid. >> I guess that's how we rationalize it. I guess >> I'm not going to lie. The top >> the top two racers this race have been dominating the entire time. >> Yeah, I'll catch them. I see them. They're in my sights. If I have any hope of catching up, I need good items and a good Oh, yes. Yes, Nintendo. Yes, Nintendo. More of this. >> Wait, actually, I may have secured my spot. >> Moon, what item do you have? >> Uh, just a bullet bill and a gold. Oh, that's good. That's good. >> Did somebody say golden mushroom? >> Wave. Me, too. Oh, damn. You took the long way around. Okay, somebody's going to need to get lightning. I hope it's me. >> [ __ ] you. I'm in third. I don't want no lightning. [ __ ] you, man. No. So, this is how YOU REPAY ME. >> YOU ran into my shell. >> This is how you repay the shell incident. >> So, the dream is dead of all of us. >> Oh, it's definitely dead. Banana, please stop somebody. Uh, >> mind you, only me and you were in banana range for him to hit. >> He was trying to kill us, >> bro. He was trying to be trying to be there, man. >> Guys, guys, guys, now that I'm dead for real, like, one of you does need to win. >> I got to make up for my [ __ ] 202, but there's nowhere catching moving right now, dude. >> Might as well go for it. Hold up. Yo, P is driving like he's never gonna drive again after this. >> He's out of here. I did the shortcut. Nothing personal. Moon, >> you and Moon dead ass running a side event right now. It's just a side event to these two. >> Oh, there goes D's lone banana. It's the whole mark that he lived. >> Remember that we I lost seven points for that. Were we >> Welcome to the big leagues, bro. Welcome to the big leagues. We're in a bot lobby. >> Okay, we need a new course right now. Like like give us one of the new courses, Nintendo, please. That's all we need. >> They have they have the voting system, by the way, in Grand Prix, like when you're playing online. But for some reason, when you're playing Knockout Tour, they don't have the same voting system. Like, just have four maps pop up and let us pick between them. And I guarantee you, everyone would only pick the new maps. >> Another bot lobby, man. Is the game dead? >> Shut up, bro. There's a 9.2K, bro. They give respect. Like, this is the They opened the gates and we walked in, bro. We're playing with We're playing with P and his sidekick, the snowman, again, man. Like, you know what? I I welcome this cuz I I do want to beat these guys. I want to get a first place on top of these guys. >> I feel like all the demons are in school right now. >> I hate that sentence, though. And that I agree with. >> All the demons is [ __ ] six-year-old [ __ ] sixth grade guy. >> We got Hey, all them demons still like they're in third period right now, man. Like, we already off to the races. We already off to the race. It might be a bot lobby, but I'm staying in first the whole time. He's not in first no more, is he? >> I'm in third. I'm in fourth. I'm in third. I'm in third, >> bro. That bro, that was the longest. Oh. All right. Damn. Someone threw water in my face, slapped me in the face, and then j my nuts. What the [ __ ] >> Yeah. I don't think I don't think we doing the same race, man. None of the items that hit me do that stuff. >> You don't have to run me over. Wow. I was the last one. Wa. >> Last one for what? >> To cross the line. >> I'm pranked you. I don't even know who that dry buns guy is. I'm You know what? There's so few people. I'm I'm going to rail grind a little bit. Oh, you're lucky you fell that way. >> Yeah, I am. I'm extremely lucky. >> Uh, gentlemen, what rally real quick are you in? >> Moon, there's no way. >> Because we're IN THE SAME LOBBY. I'M I'M CURIOUS BECAUSE I'M LIKE, how the [ __ ] do we even DC? >> Moon, you're not. So, that's what you mean when you said you were the last to cross the line. >> God damn it, >> bro. >> We're currently We're in the heart rally right now. >> I'm in the golden rally. Knuckles just on his own side quest, bro. Once again, Moon has ventured off from the trio and is playing in his own race. Hey, we'll get that win. Moon like we we'll keep checking in on your side quest progress. >> Don't worry, I'm bringing home a W. >> I bet Moon's lobby is full. Probably playing on a new map. >> Cuz he was saying like, damn, there's a bunch of bots. I'm like, damn, I think these are pretty respectable people. >> I don't I wouldn't say this is too many bots. >> Can I just say our comm's uh do I'm sorry. Those bananas are just scaring me, bro. >> All right. No, that's fine. Yeah. I was about to run into you. It's either it was you or me. You know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. No. You or me. Yeah. Yeah. You or me. >> But we're good though, right? >> Yeah, man. It's just It was just bananas at the end of the day. >> And it's early. It's not like, you know, life was on the line or anything. >> Yeah. It's not that that's true. I love going into a final checkpoint race with three green shells and Oh, actually, I can I can accept this. Coming around the final race. This is again, I got to remind myself lot of bots. No need to be afraid. I feel like Wario is just maybe he's bagging intentionally. He has not been up front for a while. >> No, I think it's me. I'm just that good, bro. >> Um, are you in first place? >> Oh god. >> So, who threw that? Was that you? >> No, I just I was just warding you. >> I'm in 14th now, bud. >> Hey, don't worry, man. I'm in 10th. >> Oh, yeah. It makes me feel bad. >> But with this golden shroom, I can take any shortcut I want. Just got to hit this quick turn. Yeah, I'll refresh to get some coins. Why not? I'm at 18 coins. Don't horn me. Don't horn me. I've horned other people for worse. >> Lightning almost always strikes over here. I'm a little scared. >> I Dude, somebody horned perfectly in the range of my fireballs and blocked all of them. >> Oh, go. RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN. [ __ ] I'm not shining. >> I'm supposed to be. >> So, you're dead. No, I'm here. I'm here. I'm still shining. I'M GOING UP. UP. This is my moment. They feeling the [ __ ] on my colon. >> Huh? >> That's a song. >> What? Yo, just pay for Netflix, bro. What are you downloading? >> I was watching 2B Demon Hunters. >> [ __ ] you, Eric. Bro, his name's Eric and ends with a a CK, bro. Like, what? >> Yo, I felt like I was flying. >> You couldn't pick between endings Eric with C or a K, so you go with CK, bro. Like >> I feel like on like PLAYSTATION WHENEVER I'M IN FIRST. THIS HAPPENS TO ME. >> HAVE YOU GUYS ever noticed when you're playing on PlayStation, you're finding like Dark Knight 45, you're playing on Xbox, you find like uh Sam the Killer, but you go on Nintendo's like John. It's like, bro, YOU HAD OPPORTUNITY. >> I'VE SAID THIS so often. Every like the gamer tag culture just does not exist on Nintendo. It's always like my name is Steven end cuz my last name starts with an N. Bro, do have you ever been in a situation where like you're in a [ __ ] shitty placement, so you're like, "Oh, I'll just go off. I'll just go off because I'm going to get something speed related and then you get a gold shell." >> Yeah, don't worry. Now I lost. Now I lost with the fish. >> I lost as well. All right. So >> I found Brotherhood. You found a victim complex. All right. >> Because I just like what happened was quit out. I don't even want to spectate that, bro. I'd rather just hear Moon's [ __ ] audio podcast. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] horn me at the end. I could have made top four. >> And in the end of the at the end of the race, we still found a way to find each other. >> Okay, >> we're turn. >> Hey, Dion, if you do bad enough and I do good enough, >> we could like actually handshake this video. >> I'LL NEVER LET IT HAPPEN. >> Ille rage to me. >> All right, first new track of the video. We're all in the same lobby and we don't have any bots. Like, this is prime Mario Kart. This is peak Mario Kart. This is the quintessential Mario Kart experience. >> And I didn't get an item block. All right. >> Now, that is also the quintessential Mario Kart experience. >> But not not the kind of experience I want, man. I am in first though. I drafted too well. All right, Nintendo. I know you I know you dialed back the update, but spare me. Give me the triple shroom. >> Nintendo, you mean it. >> Wow, that car spit out a star. >> God, I feel like big jumps just make you like it just takes too long. Who's throwing it? >> Don't bump into me. >> I'm trying not to. I appreciate the fact that you didn't just throw them. Can I get some coins? Like, I'm really hungry. >> I'm hungrier, bro. I'm big ape. You're fish. Get the fish food, [ __ ] Bro, they was taking my coins, bro. >> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Get this trash out OF MY INVENTORY. NO. NO. NO. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. Is there any more item blocks? Good. >> Wait. What happened? Wait. Tell me what happened. >> Like, I got pushed and shoved and there's a I might I might still be able to make it if somebody messes up. >> I was going to ask you if one of your items got stolen. No, I don't think so. >> Okay. Cuz my sto Well, it's just triple shell. So, I was like, >> I got I look I got so messed up that I like it was multiple people, multiple asalants. I still made it. Literally 20th guy to cross the line. >> You persevered. >> I It never can be like that again. I I'm still I I I can't I can't I can't I don't know who first place is, but I'm about to unleash a firestorm on them the likes of which the world has never seen. >> Man, every time I see they stay giving the horns, bro. Like, damn. Beep beep. Who got the keys to my Jeep? >> Is that the Is that the ending of the track? >> Yes. Yes. >> What? >> Oh my god. It never gets easier. >> Dion, why'd you go back to your old car, man? >> Uh, man, I didn't go back to my old car. Well, this is my old. >> He switched out of the bullet into the the trike. >> Oh, he's back on the tricycle. >> He went to a different old car. Can >> we not say it like that? A >> boomerang in in 14th. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Maybe. Damn, this is a competitive race, bro. People not >> I mean, people not letting off the trick. All right, who hit me? It has to be good. Nintendo. Nintendo, don't do me wrong right here. Don't do me wrong. Do me right. Do me right. Do me right. Do me right. Do me right. DO ME RIGHT RIGHT NOW. NINTENDO AND SAY YOU swear cuz I need the bailout. I've needed a bailout for so long. No. >> No. >> That was not the bailout I was looking for. I'm still alive, but barely again. Wow. >> Come on. Please. Please run out. Run out. Run out. Run out. No way you do this to me, Nintendo. Please. I needed that item. >> Oh, damn. This is a This is a quick [ __ ] lap. >> It's still usable, actually. >> Lock and do. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. >> I'm trying, Moon. I'm trying, Moon. I battled through too many [ __ ] obstacles to go out now. >> I like what I'm BATTLED THROUGH TOO MANY. I'M NOT LEAVING. I'm not going home yet. This is where the rubber meets the road though. This is where the ch like there is no more mistakes. >> Actually, it's meeting the sand or even mud. >> Shout out to Moon. >> Nice. I know the mud. >> I don't like this guy's username. Guccer. >> Yeah, I'm not a fan of that one. >> Three bananas. Cool. >> What's up, my gooers? >> Today on show you how to Guccer Guccer. >> I would hate to be in that group. >> Dion, how do you always have mushrooms, man? I don't >> mushrooms and horns, bro. He just be hacking. >> We love to take credit away from you when I'm just a >> You know, you are notoriously the most Mickey Mouse Kart racer out here, bro. >> Oh, it's not Mickey Mouse no more, man. >> Oo, I dodged that [ __ ] I'm different. I know Donald's the one trying to kill me, by the way. >> I was. It's true. But only >> because now I'll kill you. >> No, it's just me or you. No, it's not just me. It's for top four and you're in second. I'm going to [ __ ] kill you. >> No. No. >> If Dion is in a lobby full of 24, just know one enemy will be do like no. >> Oh, that's the shock dodge in seventh with items. Oh my god. Oh my god. Come on. Come on. Come on. >> Of course he got the gold shroom and I got a single turn, bro. >> [ __ ] Sorry. >> Oh, >> come on. >> Yes. Come on. There's always a chance. N you're a [ __ ] >> Dion, have you said something nice yet? >> I still think it's been I've been waiting mood. I don't think it's coming. >> You'll be waiting, bro. You're going to be the skeleton sitting on the bench meme, bro. No, I have to I have to go for a [ __ ] long throw here. It's I've got to blind them. If I blind them right here, they they might be ignorant to the shortcut. It looks like one of them did go out of bounds. Perhaps this could be my last chance. But I need good items. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hit him. Hit him. HIT HIM. NO. NO. I THINK I GOT SECOND. >> WOW. That's second. That is second. >> That is second. [ __ ] I wanted first. I wanted first. H. It's still going to be positive. 57 paid dirt, baby. Come on, man. I do. I really do this. >> I'm happy for you. >> Thank you, Dion. >> You did fantastic. Do >> So, what are you guys hoping for this race? like if you had to say like what you'd be happy with. >> Uh top one actually. >> All right. I like that. That's a go-getter. I think one thing that I can say about both of you that I like if we're keeping the positive theme rolling, I just like the competitive spirit in this group, man. >> Iron sharpens iron, man. You know, >> I didn't get any items. This might be Raps for my career. >> Come on. We're like 3 seconds. >> I don't I don't want to panic too early. Like I don't want to I don't want to have a classic do moment, but I'm panicking. >> YOU [ __ ] GUCCER. I will kill you, dude. I will kill you in the race. >> Kill that gu. Yeah, kill that gu, bro. >> Dude, I think it's over for me. >> No way. >> Um, well, now it's definitely not getting any better. >> Oh, I thought I thought it was bad enough to where that wouldn't be good. >> Yeah, I thought that was good. >> [ __ ] >> Oh, that's that's a huge loss. No, no, no. I didn't look I didn't answer when you asked what would I like to see this race >> precisely what happened >> because at the end of the day we're racing for 9K. You were getting a little too close, bro. Like >> Oh my god, Dion. That's not >> I never got a double item box. I I >> They say speak things into existence, bro. I thought that one into existence. >> Oh my god. N y'all got to lose so I can play one more, man. Please, man. [ __ ] hell, Guccer. And he's got a friend. There's two Guers. I bet they're laughing and taggling. Did you see what I did to him, bro? Yeah. >> I'm tired of his voice. >> They probably They probably >> You just got gooed. >> I get [ __ ] >> See, this is where I wish Nintendo was more like like Xbox or something. Like I want to message Papa from Guccer saying, "YOU GOT GOOED. YO, I'M DIFFERENT. OKAY, NOW I DIED. >> I was riding on the side of the [ __ ] the ice the whole time. Not on purpose, but I was just surviving. All right, D, walk in. You watching me, bro? >> I am. Yeah. >> Let me show you how you really get down. >> He's going for the >> Damn, I've never done this. What the [ __ ] are you doing? >> So, you don't have to drive in the water, bro. >> That's pretty cool. I guess I'm a fish, so fish kind of takes water route. >> It's hard to feel impressive like impressed when you're down bad and >> Yeah, I'm angry, bro. I just used I just used code Gucc on FanDuel and got nothing mad as >> you can't stop the spirit of Gucci. >> Get off these streets. >> Talked about him long enough, bro. >> Okay, wait. One of the Guers lost, but the second Gucca remains. Somebody please take him out. He did this to me. >> The one that's alive. >> I don't know. But yeah, but even if not, his brother's culpable, so he should die, too. >> Nice. >> What' you guys think? How is Guer in top four? Nobody's stopping this. Wait, are you both in top four right now? >> Yes, sir. >> As much as I have hate in my heart sometimes for y'all, bro. Like, please stop this. Don't let it end like this. >> You ain't got to worry about a goddamn thing. >> What family would you guys be? I think I'd be uh I want to pay the iron price. >> All right. >> I wouldn't be a Targaryen. I'd be a Taruchian. >> This podcast, my [ __ ] >> This podcast was a huge mistake. I'd like to ask you guys to leave. Damn, I'm kind of smoking y'all. I ain't going to lie. I just looked at the map. >> And and going out from >> Gucc is going to make second. >> Yeah, this I mean I I guess I can No, no, I'm still pissed. Like this was I'm about to lose 100 points while Guer goes positive 30. >> Minus 83. >> Ah, back to base. >> Took me back to base four, man. >> Hey, hey, Moon. We We held up our end of the bargain of getting top three all of us one time, but >> I don't know. Have you ever felt a strange tickling in your Gucc? >> Yeah, he's back. >> Moon, have you ever won a moon rally, bro? Like, get right. Come on. >> How dare you? >> It's moon rally, bro. You're supposed to win these. >> Not the fullest lobby we've seen today, but this is still going to be pretty competitive from 14. And >> there is a hit out on both Guccers. If anybody kills them, that's plus 20 uh video credit points. >> I wish it affected my VR. I don't give a [ __ ] about them video credits, >> bro. But like the amount of video credit points determines how many nice comments you get about you. >> What's what's the the currency on the auto bucks on those those credits >> again? Like the more video credit points like the more like you'll open up the comments and the top comment will be like I'm not going to lie like whoever kills Gucci like did a great job this video that graphic that you like that's not going to hold past one watch. Yo me too close to me bro. Me too. Horn for horn. >> Oh I got scared. I got scared. >> Yeah son. Ah, my Spanish got me killed. >> That's what got you killed. >> Not speaking that [ __ ] well. >> God heard me God heard me sing a little bit of Royce and struck me down for that and then I got squid. Bro, I don't care what nobody say. I don't I don't [ __ ] with that Bad Bunny stuff, but Prince Royce. Yeah, that's that's Spanish. >> That's a joke, by the way. Do does not dislike Bad Bunny. >> Nah, but he just not Royce for me, though. I just I just know people are gonna be like, "Oh, here comes another bad chick from We don't want to ruin the Doto popular music artist of all time." I don't like him. >> That guy ruined my Super Bowl. I like Kid Row. >> So, I'm watching the Super Bowl and and he came out singing Spanish. What the [ __ ] >> Is that America? >> Is that Bell speaking Mexican? >> And now this is America. >> Yeah. We don't want to upset the Latino community. We're going to we're going to upset a different part of this community. >> WE DON'T EVEN GUCCI, not me. >> There's a Gucci green shells behind you. >> Guys, I sent back a lot of fireballs to help out. >> Was that >> No, that wasn't me. I had triple mushrooms. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Get out of the center of the map. Get out of the center of the map. All right, this is where the race actually gets competitive. >> This is where it starts. I'm good. >> Yeah, I'm good. I thought you threw that green shell. >> No, I had I had red mushrooms. You had red. I thought you had green mushrooms. >> I had yellow I got yellow bananas. I had >> So you did throw the green shells. >> No, I had I had Moon sound guilty as hell right now. Moon, did you? >> No, no, no. Yellow bananas, bro. Yellow bananas. I um yellow coins in in my pocket. Yellow coins. >> Red coin. >> Somebody just got to jump off the CLIFF AND JUST >> NO, I DIDN'T GET AN ITEM. IT'S OVER. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. >> It's all right. I have a gold troom, bro. >> That didn't help me at all. >> Honestly, I am racing very well. Like, I dodged a lot OF ITEMS. >> STOP. [ __ ] YOU, QUAN. >> I DODGED A LOT OF IT. WAIT, IS THERE ONE MORE item left? Am I tripping? >> It's like a million. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Mundo, throw those back. Mundo, THROW THOSE BACK. I DIDN'T THROW ANYTHING. I DIDN'T THROW ANYTHING. >> HOLY [ __ ] I got dead last. You didn't throw anything. I was blaming you falsely, bro. It's because a guy passed you with fire and threw it back. like dead ass. It looked like you got framed, bro. Like in a court of law, you might have even been found guilty. But I know that you didn't have fire. You had show. Dragon riding is the blood of Targaryen. Oh man, I GOT [ __ ] >> I JUST I JUST got the item. >> Everybody mad. Nobody happy that [ __ ] happened in >> because I had I had a bullet. Oh, I didn't use it. Be something speed. Okay, I'll take a star. I'll take a star. That makes me feel nothing to secure my victory unless I get a I got triple mushrooms, bro. Oh my god. >> I mean, I'm still looking for a way to survive, to be honest. >> This This is it for me. >> Never give up fighting. Never give up fighting. Never give up fighting. Cuz if you give up, then it's over. If you give up, then it's truly over. BUT WE CAN ALL FIGHT AND LIVE. I fell down that waterfall. >> Yeah, that lightning done [ __ ] the whole vibe up in the call, man. We were I had I had a bullet and a star, bro. And then I got hit by lightning and I didn't use either. The worst feeling is like not getting shocked. It's having the item to like not get shocked and then getting shocked. That's the worst. IN THE HONOR OF DOTO DOYA GUER, I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD. >> NO, I NEED SPEED ITEMS. NOT THIS. WAIT. >> SUCH AS A BULLET MAYBE. >> That's hype. >> Come on. Let's go. >> And the best thing about that, Dion robbed Guer at the last second. >> I told you I called him out, bro. Was that >> me? Hey Dion, even through all the hate, bro. We kind of moving like Naruto and Sasuke right now, bro. Like, this is the dynamic duo right now. >> Don't worry, you can take that, bro. >> Can I pull off the water? What the [ __ ] >> Yeah, it's Naruto and Sasuke. It's Naruto and Sasuke. Naruto and Sas. >> Naruto and Sasuke. All right, they do be fighting. >> Gold shell. Who the [ __ ] poverty ass threw a golden shell? >> I got hit by my own fireball. I deserve that. Yes, it gave me the two items it gave me after getting top four is two [ __ ] fire flowers. Like, all right, bro. >> Exciting video. I'm going plus 50, which is going to leave me less than where I was. But you know what? Thank you guys for coming. >> Every Mario Kart stream ends like this for me. Wow, what crazy ups and downs. I have 20 less points than I had 3 hours ago, but it's a good place to end. My life is like maybe next time we won't go negative. Appreciate you guys for coming through. Goodbye. I went positive.