NFL Playoffs in a Blizzard! Superstar TE Ep. #3

This is the career of the greatest tight end of all time, Matt Meeks. Multiple time national champion and multipletime Heisman winner. He declared for the NFL draft and landed in one of the greatest spots for a young tight end, the Baltimore Ravens. And alongside Lamar Jackson, the Ravens are off to an insane start. Currently the one seed in the AFC. And Matt Meeks is looking to add a Super Bowl to that resume. We pick up in a frozen tundra game. It's week 14. We've only lost one game in our rookie year. We're taking on Tampa Bay in the snow. We're dominating the NFC North. We lead the league by a mile in receiving yards and touchdowns and receptions. Although, actually, Devonte Adams has one more catch than me, which is pretty impressive, actually. One of the big reasons this is possible is because they've actually updated this system where you can manually upgrade everything. So, we're a 90 overall as a rookie with 93 speed, 90 excel in stamina, and 99 catching and catching traffic. Honestly, nuts. Now, if I want to get any faster than this, I've got to earn some cap breakers. My maximum current speed is 93. To earn those cap breakers, I got to move up on my GOAT score journey. Right now, I'm a cornerstone player for the Ravens in my rookie year. That's pretty cool. If I can get to a star, a household name, a superstar, I'll earn a lot of cat breakers. We're pretty close. My favorite change this year is how many abilities there are. There's core abilities for your player. Physical abilities, mental abilities, specialties, and X factors. [music] It sounds like a lot, but it's basically just more abilities, and you can upgrade all of them right now already. We have gold [music] tier sticky figures, truck elite, shake it off, iron grip. For physicals, we've got a ton. None of them are gold tier yet, but some bronze and silver tiers. All of them are really good. powerful stiff arms, better double moves, additional acceleration. Mental abilities are usually for just maintaining your X factors or seeing what play the defense is running, which is kind of awesome as a tight end. And then for specialties, this is crazy. Call for lofts. I can influence the strength of the pass when calling for the ball. So now I don't have to get a bullet every time. And then naturally, my X factor is double me, so I can catch everything. I'm on a Super Bowl. We've got a snow game against the Buccaneers. I'm so used to superstar being a drag because your team sucks. I got drafted to a good team. Lamar texted me. Did you see they're saying we're getting so Yeah, actually I did see that. Lamar, I'm well aware. Something tells me that this is not what a text conversation with Lamar Jackson would look like. But that's just me. Damn, it's already coming down hard. I didn't know if this would be the new dynamic snow. Maybe it is. But I tell you this, this game is start. Damn, it's cold out there. I think this should give us an edge on Tampa Bay. They're all pampered over there with perfect weather all the time. >> Actually, MMG, I'm from Tampa and recently >> Shut the up, dude. Shut the up. I don't care. Let's kick this puppy off strong. Heavy snow, higher chance of fumbles, and change of direction worsens as the game goes on. Okay, so it doesn't look like it's a total tundra, at least for our first play. And I'm blocking for De Henry, who's slipping in the snow already. You know, this should make the defense worse at changing direction, too. So maybe Oh. Oh. Oh, I had single coverage. I did not run a good route though. I bumped into my boy. A little motion wheel route here. Just got a crosser. See what kind of coverage we get from Tampa Bay here. Oh, give me one. Oh, got a line. I got a linebacker on me with 93 speed. I was hoping for a little lob there. So, I recently unlocked call for lofts and I haven't used it yet. So, let's see how it works. Interesting. Okay, so in college football, if you tap B or the button on the right side if you're on, you know, PlayStation, that's how you call for a loft. I wonder if that's the same here. I'm going to try it out with a dumbass pass. It kind of looked like I called for that. I think my hand went up. Lamar's getting the ball out quick, though. All right, let's try it. Oh, yep. That's a call for A LOFT. I JUST GOT IT. NO, that green window was gigantic, but I didn't even jump for it. Hey, listen, Lamar. I'm just testing out the new features, bro. So, if you tap B, you get a loft. I'm hoping if you like lightly tap B, you'll get kind of a floater. Like, I don't want Lamar Chuck on an actual Hail Mary, you know? Maybe sometimes I do, but not right there. I don't. Ah, back to my college days. Getting false starts. It's just what I do. They knew that when they drafted me. I had more false starts than anybody in college. All right, let's just take an easy one. Just kidding. Antoine Winfield's got his X Factor lit up now, too. It's zero to zero. Damn, it's the third quarter already. Whoa. All right, let's lock in. I'm doing a whole lot of nothing for this team right now. And that ball doesn't even get past the line of scrimmage now. Third and four. Okay, let's come alive here. Just give me an easy one, Lamar. What's Buddy doing back there? Damn, it's still zero to zero. Oh no, I have one minute quarters on. Sorry guys, I played a few games off stream so it' be a little closer to the playoffs. I play those with one minute quarters just to speed things along. I forgot to set it back. No wonder this game's going so quick. Okay, but I got a wideopen shot. Let's go. Hey, it's going to be an ugly 7 to zero win, but we'll get out of the snow game alive. Snow looks really good this year, dude. I love the dynamic snow they added. God, that looks so good. Look at the big boy. Don't ever on my cleats, bro. I spent all my cred on the Kyler Murray Vapor something or others. I don't know. They're sick. Hey, 7 to0 Matt Meeks. Let's go. I mean, I got the only touchdown in the game. I needed 50 receiving yards and I didn't get it though. Okay, that's my bad. I mean, honestly, we still got absurd XP for that. I might have just got a cap breaker on two catches, 40 yards, and a touchdown. We take those. There we go. We're back to four-minute quarters, but now we're taking on the Pittsburgh Steelers, and they've already got seven points. That said, my quarterback has increased throw accuracy. Uh-oh. Stadium pulse. I'm not entirely sure we're running. Okay, that is my route. That is actually my route. Good release. I like where I'm at here. Oh, I'm still up. GET OUT OF MY WAY, REF. HURDLE YOUR OH MY GOD. I tried to hurdle the ref and I didn't get touchdown. [laughter] Can you blame me? I just wanted to hurdle the ref. No, that was actually such a That was going to be a sick touchdown. I sold. I sold. I sold. I sold. All right. I can block though. I can block Shaquan Brisker. Okay. I still want to continue to try call for lofts though. So, I know if I tap it, I get like the true loft. What if I hold it a Oh, just kidding. Dude, Lamar gets the ball out fast. Lamar is real good at just whipping that thing out there. I'm going to go jet touch pass. I'm going to block for my homie. I think this should be Z. No, no, no. Rashad Baitman. Maybe I'll be I'll be a homie. GOOD BLOCK. [snorts] AND LOOK AT Derrick Henry, too. Rashad Baitman, you're never getting an easier touchdown than that. Okay, we're going to go right back to it. I'm one of the primaries here. I'm going to try and call for a lofter, so I'm going to hold B a little bit. I know if I hold it all the way down, it's got to be a bullet. [music] Interesting. Lamar told me to piss off. It just wouldn't be right to not run triple option. [music] That is Mark Andrews in the back field on triple option. Mark Andrews just got 14 rushing yards. It's pretty sick. I gotta influence the boy Lamar to just hang on to this ball a little bit longer. Oh, here we go. Lamar, you're such a cuck. You're gonna [music] throw to Marky Mark Andrews, his old chopped washed ass over young, handsome 6'6 goed rookie tight end. It's all good, Lamar. I forgive you. It's still seven to seven. >> All right, so there was a tap B. I tried to get that one go. No, you're lying. You're [laughter] lying. Triple coverage. I tried to get him to loft that one. That was still like a Hail Mary, but it's a catch. Damn. I cannot believe that green meter stayed alive for that. I thought for sure that'd be one of those ones where it just peters out. Okay, so if we blocked Eric Henry here, hopefully Lamar will just hold on to this thing. Give me a little underneath. GIVE ME A LITTLE STIFF ARM. HEY, I'm still up. My goodness. If you're wondering, by the way, I play on all pro. You could go up to all Madden for a little bit more of a uh Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Great. Ah, I didn't green it. That's my fault, OG. I did get um I did get bonus points for securing a catch, though. Not sure how that worked, but cool. Second and 10. I really like this. Oh, just do it. Just do it, Lamar. Oh, just do it, Lamar. Just do it. The best formations are when I'm a wide receiver and it's single coverage. Oh my god. Tell me. Tell me, Lamar, do it. Do it, Lamar. Oh my god. Is that the dawn of the century if that was in stride? Oh my god. I had him be. It is really hard. It is hard to get them to throw that pass. That's not a nuclear jackpot and also not a super quick bullet. You know what I mean? Jaylen Ramsay gets an interception. Can't help but blame myself on that one, but I'll block downfield for the slip screen. Oh. Oh, god tier blocking. God tier blocking for Dererick Henry. You're welcome, kid. See what they guard me with here. I'm going to try and get the interesting. So, I held B that time. I'm going to keep trying it. Keep trying this till I get it. Damn. Lamar's actually lowkey selling. That's two interceptions he's throwing on his own. Derrick Henry is going to hawk him down. Thank goodness. Those balls were not the two interception. Okay, the one to Jaylen Ramsey, that was me. But the other two, he wasn't throwing to me. It's all good. I mean, we still got a lead. 14 to 14. We got 22 seconds and we have a timeout. Honest to God, Lamar, you just got to trust me, brother. If you trust me here, Lamar, this is going yard. Do it. I like my odds. I like my odds. [laughter] Time out. Oh my goodness, dude. You can green and Madden a hell of a lot better than college. I felt like in college I could never come down with those. Ah We just need a little more space, coach. Trust the process. I'm going to turn that. I'm This is a post. How do they defend this? I don't understand how they think they're going to defend this. They're not going to. That's how. Okay. Good play. I take it all back. Good play. Give me the big boy, Lamar. I don't know where the ball is. He'll check down. We got a timeout. And the kicker is going to come out. Hey, we'll take a lead. Let me go for a onehand snag right here. That'll be fun. Assuming he doesn't throw it to Hibner. Hibner is the primary. Oh, he will. Onehander. [laughter] Dude, you just Thanos snatched that ball. If you hold the left bumper, you'll initiate a one-hand catch animation. I think this is just blocking. Yes, sir. Good blocks. Lamar, I'm going to torch him. Took a big hit from Jaylen Ramsay, but that's the start of a good drive right there. Not sure why I can't audible myself. I should be able to. Looks like I got Oh. Oh. Oh. Was that a run? That must have been a run. I don't know what happened there. I might have just got the no huddle glitch. Actually, I think I did. I think I just got the no huddle bit. Dude, what's going on with the play calls? None of these are the play calls we're calling. This is weird. Hey TJ Watt, you're a bum by the way. Derek Henry. My god. Just ran him straight over. Look at this. Boom. And look at the block out of me. Wow. Great block, kid. Called for the medium. Okay, I'm in the end zone. I goofed up my meter there again. Luckily, I caught it. Called for the medium loft there and it kind of seemed like it. What we call that pass bullet. X factors lit up. It's time, baby. OH, HOW DID YOU CLAMP ME? NO. All right, Baitman, I need you to clear out. Derek Henry, I need you to piss off and I'm going to the end zone. OH MY GOD, LAMAR, I'M SO OPEN. I don't know about that ball, Lamar. This is what I mean, bro. Lamar, if you just throw it to me, I have the entire field TO WORK WITH. WHY ARE YOU, [groaning] DUDE, he's going jackpot hill Mary looking up in the sky and throwing a nuke. Crazy, bro. So frustrating. I tried holding it just intermittently there, too. I tried to get the like touch pass. throws to Mark Andrews. Gets a whole lot of nothing. Uh, second and 10. Throws quick. Incomplete. It's honestly a miracle we're winning this game by so much. I guess I do have 26 yards and two touchdowns. >> I'll take the check down. I'll just make it happen myself. How about that, Lamar? Let's keep it simple for you. Lost my X Factor. Jaylen Ramsay got his criminal. Holy I'm open. Can we get through this? Ah, Lamar four interceptions today. I do blame him. Actually, one of them was me. Outside of that, I blame him. First and 10. Let's go get another touchdown up. Oh, this is a run. I just blocked Rashad Baitman. I just whooped the out of Rashad Baitman. Teach him to her call for the ball over me. [laughter] It's a bit of a forgettable game for us. Made some mistakes today for sure. Well, Jaylen Ramsey, I'M HURDLING YOUR DUMB ASS. OH, JAYLEN RAMSEY KIND of owns me. I don't know if you guys are picking up on that, but Jaylen Ramsay kind of owns my front ass. Free safety Jaylen Ramsay. Sorry Pittsburgh, but it's GG's. I'm going to try and get a touch pass in the back here. Interesting. I'm not ever covered, coach. Coach saying call for ball when covered. Coach, you don't know me. This is a touchdown. The wheel route's undefeated. This is a touchdown. Please, Lamar. Oh, please Lamar, just throw it to the boy. Statistically a monster game, but we can all agree that was an ugly one. Let's lock in for a better one. Oh, it's a Christmas game. Oh, that was cool. There was some like Christmas theming. Also, interesting weather in Baltimore. There was just a frozen tundra. And now for the Christmas game. It's just beautiful blue skies. Little cloudy up there. I might be full of Lamar, just give me the damn ball. Okay. Thanks, Lamar. Leave no doubt. Lamar Schwessinger ain't got on me. What do we got? Do I have the chance for a little lobster? >> Oh, do it, Lamar. Lamar, you don't have to throw the ball quickly. Lamar, you don't have to be MM checkdown. You can MM look down. Is this how you guys feel when you watch Wheel of M? Cuz I'm feeling it. I need this Chud fraud to throw me the ball. He's mm checkdown. I hurdled somebody. Okay, here we go. Big play. Big play. First and 10. Oh, Lamar. Bang. They made that one way too easy. And I still got to get new celebrations, bro. I am just the biggest cornball when I score. That means they made it a little too easy. That's a dot from Lamar. Right in the zone. Right in the sweet spot. Good Look at the Christmas logos. I like that. Big fan. Haven't I've never had a Christmas game before. I want a lobster. Oh, I want a lobster. Whoa, that he must have got hit. There's no way that's what Lamar was going for there, right? I got to hope. Okay, this could actually be good if we block here. I may get the lobster. Do it, Lamar. DO THE LOBSTER, LAMAR. I BELIEVE IN YOU, LAMAR. OH, I >> We're not going to get it every time. We're not going to get it every time. Is this fake screen wheel? Oh, check out Lamar. Well, it was 10 yards down the field. I think I got to try it in a new way. I gotta find a new way to do what I'm Oh, good block. I should have read that. If I If I go behind that block, that's on me, Mark. Hey, Marky. Mark, that's on me. Good blocking, kid. Truly good blocking. Interesting. Oh, get ran over, son. I think I did get the touch pass there. I do think it's possible. I think I'm just going to go for a loft or like a psycho here. Do it. Oh, okay. I can block. I can block. Derek Henry almost did the rest. Second goal. This is a good game. I'm going to play this smart. We're going to go hatback slam Derrick Henry. That's the good thing about this this Ravens team is like anytime you want, you can really just run the ball effectively. Although admittedly, the Browns did a good job stopping that. RPO alert flat now. Maybe we'll give Marky Mark Andrews a touchdown. Just kidding. He's also a Chud. Are we going to go for this? We are. Wow. Coach, we got to pass. We're going for this. Here we go. Fourth and goal from the three. It's up to the goat now. That's gross. That's gross, dude. So, when I call for the ball, I'm always getting for the most part a really accurate throw because of call for lofts. That specialty ability just makes it for when you when you call for the ball, you get a really good ball. Now, I'm still struggling to get the perfect ball for these deep throws, but honestly, in all the times I've played Super Road to Glory, I've never found a good solution to that. It's always kind of funky. But here it's a perfect ball. I didn't green it. Still caught it. Couldn't get off that. We can extend the lead right here. I'm going same route. If they man up the corner route touchdown, IT'S NOT MAN. IT MIGHT NOT MATTER. I'M NOT IN. I'M ON THE ONE. IT'S a great job. Let's let Derrick Henry punch this puppy in. Let's go be a blocker for him. Let's go be a good teammate. GOOD BLOCKS. GOOD BLOCKS. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. My X Factor just activated. I didn't do anything. I ran around. He threw the ball to somebody else and I got double me. I won't pretend to know how that works, but I will call for a lob. COME ON, BABY. DOUBLE ME. OH, [laughter] I CAUGHT NO. NO, I'M OUT of bounds. NO, I CAUGHT THAT WELL, I can see Schwessingers's zone. Damn, that was a stupid route, too. No way I didn't catch that. I didn't get two feet down on that. I don't know if you can challenge plays, but I should have challenged that. I just needed to see it again. I still have double me. No, I do not still have double me, unfortunately. But I'm going to run this post route here. Nope, I ain't running >> Lamar just threw to somebody else and hit me in the face with it. That's brutal. Maybe I call for the lob early. No, I'll just block. That, by the way, is why I say blocking is a myth. You will get pancake and impact blocks no matter how good your blocking stats are. That is straight up a myth, bro. They don't give a about that stat in this game. Here we go. Okay, so those guys are in hook curls. Oh my goodness. This could be a golden opportunity. We got to block Mark Andrews, though. Yeah, this could be juicy. Yep. Oh, I just called for it. Okie dokie. First and 10. I think I'm manned up here. Good ball. >> Whoa. What just happened? Oh, the no hollow glitch gave us positive yards that time. That's kind of funny. I'm just going to block. Just going to be a homie. No, I'm not blocking. Got my I got my worked there. Goal line play action. And I'm way too open. They sold out for the run. Give me a big spike. Give me a big spike. Yes, that's a nice play. Please, Lamar, please, please, please do not throw the ball instantly to somebody not named to me. >> Oh. Oh, good ball, Lamar. Wait a minute. I'm almost in. I'm so close to in right there. Okay, I finally figured out the touch pass. That was a touch pass right there. Not a bullet, but a touch pass. I figured it out. I'm going to go for something sick here. I'm going to go for Oh, that was mesh spot. Why on earth did the ball just get handed off? Oh, it's touchdown. If you just throw it, Lamar. Lamar, I'm too butt naked wide open for you to goof that one up. I'm just going to keep it a buck with you, my slime. I am butt booty naked. No clothes on. Hey, don't hit my washed like that after he scored a touchdown on you. I got beef with Ronnie Hickman now. I might go score another touchdown on Cleveland just cuz he did that. I think I will. I think I'll score one disrespectful touchdown on Cleveland for that. Not sure what he was thinking there. Okay, Lamar, I am but Lamar, what the is wrong with you? I'm butt booty naked wide open with no clothes on. And I'm butt ass naked stripping on the field. Just throw it to me. Now you got a pick six on your record. That's on you, Lamar. Oh my god. They could have arrested me streaking on the field in the middle of an NFL game. I pulled in Antonio Brown except I also didn't have pants on and you still threw a pick six. Insane. But you know what, Lamar? Because I'm a good teammate cuz I'm the best teammate there is. I'm going to let you try that again. This is one of those scenarios where the CPU defense believes that we are running. So you literally just get free yards. Like they're What the is Lamar doing? Okay. Can I understand her, dumbass? Look at the defense. Hey, I'm still going. Oh yeah. You just know this play is going to run perfectly. Take a look at this. You just know this is coming out up. Oh, I can't even snap it. Oh, I can do it. Lamar. Oh Is that to me? >> What just happened? Double me. 12 seconds. You better double me. [laughter] And then I hit that dance on you. That's what you get, Ronnie Hickman. Don't ever touch my Mark Andrews. Look at the Christmas W. It's a Christmas miracle. Ravens are 13-1. Browns are nine and five. Damn, it's actually pretty good. Browns are nine if they're going to go to the playoffs. Just another decent game for the literal goat. 13 receptions, 230 yards, and four touchdies. Well, here's a banger. Thursday night prime time is our next game against division rivals Cincinnati Bengals, who are eight and seven, so they really need this win. On top of that, your QB1 gains arm talent. Opposing defense is stronger with a lead. They don't have a lead right now. And I have access to all plays. Coach trusts me enough to open up the entire playbook, which is huge. Also, there's so many plays where like you literally cannot run cuz you're just body blocked. But now that I have the entire playbook, I got to imagine there's some disgusting we can pull out. You know what's been insane is those motion wheel routes. Return sprint tight end screen. Oh my god. I'm I've got a screenplay in this. I don't know what the hell this is. So Lamar's going to sprint out. Lamar, did you just throw to someone not named me on my screen pass? LAMAR, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? I'M running that again. I cannot believe he just threw that ball to Baitman. Do I have to call FOR THIS? LAMAR, LAMAR, IT'S A TIGHT END SCREEN, OKAY, WELL, maybe that doesn't work. I got to remember what those motion wheel route plays were, bro. The motion wheel route plays were bonkers. On a lot of these plays, I can just choose plays where I am the primary. So, at least Lamar is like more likely just to throw it my way. Like that right there. Get through him. Hey. No. No. The first fumble of my career came from James Cook. It's not James Cook. I know. Shut up. Damn. I ran the first one over, but I set up. That's Harrison Smith, by the way. That's Harrison Smith on the Cincinnati Bengals. Oh, I gave him the perfect shot on me. Arm with the ball in it. And since he's got a lead. Okay, bummer. Let's look at some of these other plays. I mean, this is technically a wheel. It was those motion wheel routes that were like grossly open. Like I can barely run this route. Do you sound the ball, Lamar? Because I'm butt booty naked. I'm just doing cardio. I certainly don't mind play action cuz when it's play action, at least Lamar has to load up the playaction animation. Oh, tell me. Tell me you're throwing that, Lamar. No. That was juicy. That was going to be juicy. Okay. I mean, this is sort of a motion wheel route. I could turn it into a motion wheel route if I want. Oh my god, LAMAR. I'm going to fight Lamar. I'm going to put my hands on him. I need to favor that play. Okay, so that was like kind of what I'm talking about where I can turn this into wheel route. For some reason, the defenses cannot guard this very well. You can kind of see right there. I was really open. Lamar. Lamar, I'm going to I'm going to assault you. Lamar, I'M A TOUCHDOWN EVERY TIME. I'm going to keep running this until I get it. He just I need him for the love of God to throw me the ball. Do I knock out the chemistry? Oh, I bet you'll throw it to me now that I'm OKAY, I'M NOT LOCKED UP. I WAS GOING TO SAY I'm finally locked up now. You'll throw it. Boay Maf. Dude, that's what's so crazy about that play is if you run it, you end up getting manned up by automatically by a linebacker or DN. Boy Maf is good, but he's nowhere near as fast as me. This could be my glitch play. I want to keep finding plays like this. Now, listen. I'm not going to spam this play over and over and over, but you know what we can do? We can get Mark Andrews a route to just make this even better. Get more people off my case on this. Oh my god, Lamar. Dude, what what is wrong with these plays? Dead ass. What is wrong with these plays? All right, I'm going to run the score up with this thing. And then I'm going to only pull it out every once in a while in the future because I don't want this to become a motion playaction counter simulator. You guys are going to watch the same route over and over, but I'm telling you, this is lethal. Okay, so this is zone. This probably has a better Nope. That's still a touchdown. I didn't even get the meter that time, dude. It's insane. It's literally insane. [laughter] I just need Lamar to throw it to me. That's so sick. Hey, listen, boys. If you get tight end career mode or maybe even wide receiver, you could probably do it as wide receiver. If you have a motion wheel route, I don't know what it is. They don't got the tech. I have four receptions. I'm going to break every record right now. I'm going to get some cap breakers. Don't you just love that feeling? Don't you love that feeling of breaking the game? You break it in the perfect way. Oh, you just got to give me a big See, like even there, Bully Maf is not going to stay with me down the field. He's not going to. And now I've got double me. So, he's really not going to. If Lamar puts that up there, I like my odds. Let's take a look at this. Okay, this is actually well defended here. Say flowers, are you blind and deaf? Are you Helen Keller? No, that's that's disrespectful. Helen Keller. Helen Keller would have mossed that You're bum ass. That might have been Baitman, though. Might have been Rashad. Do it. DO IT, LAMAR. You need your bum ass quarterback to throw it to you. But if you get that done, I think the other good thing about this play is like even if it, you know, even if I'm not butt booty naked free touchdown, I am consistently getting single coverage on this. And with double me activated all these abilities. All right, I'm going to go back to giving people routes. We're going to take the play action off of this. Give everybody a route. Okay, Lamar goes with the quick laser beam. I'm put Zay on a post this time, but put Marky Mark up the field. I'm gonna put Henry out to the right. Try and get all these routes moving to the right side so I'm the only dude on the That nullified my motion. That's interesting. All right, fine. Fine. I'll switch it up. Third in. >> Got to do it. Lamar beauty. I'm still up. I'M STILL UP. COME ON NOW. You think I'm done? Baltimore. Baltimore, what makes you think I'm done running this play? I'm done running this play when you know I see what's happening too. Rashad Baitman's running into the guy that's supposed to cover me. I'm running a pick play which is illegal in the National Football League but everybody doesn't and doesn't usually get called. I don't think this is out of the realm. I don't necessarily think I'm cheating right now. Let's call it bending the rules. Six receptions, 244 touchdowns. Let's see IF THEY FIGURED IT OUT. News flash, they have not figured [laughter] it out. COME ON, MATT MEEKS. COME ON, MATT MEEKS. GIVE ME A SPIKE, KID. GOD, I'm getting used to this. That corner of the end zone. All those Bengals fans paid for those seats. They're sick of me. They're looking at coach like, "Coach, it's the same play." Okay, just put somebody back there. I think my favorite part is this is not the route either. Like, I'm supposed to be running this like boomerang C route, you know? supposed to motion over and run a dig basically, but that shit's fraudulent. Oh my god. [screaming] Come here. Come on. I want to run through SOMEBODY FOR COME ON, HARRISON. JESUS. Harrison Smith owns me. Harrison Smith needs to steal the out. He's lighting me up today. Hey, I sought out the contact and I paid the price. Eight receptions, 380 yards, six touchdowns. One more, coach. They ain't had enough. Damn, Cincy's putting up buckets, though. It's 42 to 27. Come on, Lamar. You know it ain't over yet, Lamar. Oh, you're There is no way you're defending this. Lamar. Lamar, don't be a Chud now, bro. You saw nobody on me, right, guys? We've cracked the code. Literally cracked the code. Okay, put one up there, Lamar. Oh, here. Just get disgusted with your quarterback. You have to sigh. Lamar is going to have a hell of a game. He's got 500 yards and six touchdowns right now. Might as well fall start. Give me five extra receiving yards. Okay, Lamar, you know what to do, kid. You know what to do, Lamar. They're literally booing. They're booing. I'd be booing, too. By the way, how do I not have an A+ teammate grade? I'm currently putting up Hall of Fame, breaking every record that's ever known to man. If that ain't A+, I don't know what is. Sorry, coach. I just needed 400 more yards and five more touchdowns. I suppose that's on me. Thursday night prime time. Unlocked the playbook. Unlocked the glitch play. Okay, so after that absolutely legendary game, we're officially a star in the league. I've unlocked cap breakers and I could get even faster if I want to. I think that's probably what I'll use this cap breaker on. I also have an absurd amount of upgrades to use here. I think I do want to break more tackles. Let's go break tackle up to 93. Let's go trucking up to 90. And we're going to get shake it off and truck elite at silver tier. So there's our core upgrades. Physicals. I'm going to use a cap breaker. Oh, I can use two and I can go to 99. Holy We have 99 speed and gold tier highspeed getaway. Significantly more likely to break tackles while second gear is active. Now, we do still have points to spend here, but I don't have any cap breakers for Excel or stamina. So, we'll have to go elusiveness. Jumping is definitely important for getting up for those big balls. So, we're just going to take jumping up to 90. I think that's sometimes why I'm not animating on the green catch cuz my jumping is just not that high. We have some mentals, but not enough to get silver tier film study. That's the only thing I want right now. So, we'll hang on to that. Actually, no. I just lied to you. I'm going to go persistent. Harder to knock out of the zone. So, once we get double me activated, we'll just be rolling with it. And then specialty. So, we've already filled out call for lofts. Highlight re would be nasty. I don't know what this means. Request one hand catch it animations. I think though we need to go showbo and deep route elite anyway. You know, like does it really matter? We need to do both of these anyway. So, let's take both those. We got Bronze tier deep route and bronze tier showboat for improved midair catches and improved long route catches. And with three left over, I'm going to go drive extender. Slightly more likely to catch and hold on to passes on third and fourth down. I like that. And then we have one upgrade left in X factors. Once again, I really do not understand this because Xactors are always Xactors, but apparently there's bronze, silver, and gold tier now. I don't know how they get any better, but apparently you can upgrade them. So, I'm going with gold tier double me. And we do have access other X factors, but double me is pretty insane. I'm not going to lie, yak them up can be insane, too. You always pretty much break the first tackle after you catch the ball. So, I think it'll be something to explore. For now, I like double me, but yakim up will eventually get used. Max security is pointless. Max sec, you'll never use this, but yakamup has there's reasons to use it. We're up to a 93 overall, and coach wants to yap about some BS. Coach, it's the last game of the season. I shouldn't even be playing. Final game of the season. We're 15-1. I think we no matter what get a buy in the playoffs. I really should not be playing. I we should be benching the starters. Don't want to risk an injury here. Although the good news is this is the Pittsburgh Steelers and I want redemption. Okay, I'm not going to abuse the play, but I want Jaylen Ramsay to know that he's a little and that I've got a trick up my sleeve this time around. [music] Got a trick up my sleeve, buddy boy. Okay, you know what? They're not as poverty as the Bengals. They actually kind of defended that appropriately. Maybe this isn't a glitch play. Maybe it was just broken against the Bengals. I'm actually going to try it out. No, it's Oh, I fear I may be wrong. I may totally be wrong. I just had Lamar throw a pick six. Wait a minute. Why was Cincinnati so bad against this? Or maybe Pittsburgh just defended it well a few times. That'd be so funny. Maybe there's certain defensive schemes that are horrible against it. Snag. No, they're actually they're completely defending this play. Wow, that is so weird. Maybe they're not running man coverage. Second and inches. I mean, it's good defense there. It's good catch. I mean, it's still a good play, but it's not completely worthless like the Bengals were. Weird. Okay, so Pittsburgh figured something out. I'm going for the big boy. Come on, JAYLEN. YOU GO LEARN TODAY, JAYLEN. I'M so sick of the Pittsburgh Steelers mossing the out of me. Oh, dude. They genuinely have our number. Pittsburgh's got me figured out. Pittsburgh knows my trick plays. Pittsburgh's always activating X Factors on me. They think I'm a jobless chud. I'm going to run Jaylen Ramsey. YEAH, BUDDY. WHO got the last laugh, Jaylen? Well, if you win this game, you So, let me lock up. Lock in. I know I can catch a ball on Jaylen Ramsay's bum ass. Come on. No meter. I hate that. You press A too fast, it'll mess up your meter. Do it. Oh, he did do it. I DIDN'T REALIZE HE DID IT. I NEED IT. DUDE, WHAT THE IS THAT? HE'S TELEPORTING into this animation and it won't let me. At least let me go up. At least let me jump for it. Criminal, bro. But I guess he does have his X factor. Am I going to have to check down? Well, this is a wheel route technically. Come on. LET ME DO IT ONE TIME. YEAH, BUDDY. Get off of me. Why you humping me, fraud? I just dunked on you. Okay, mistakes have been made. Okay, so this play's kind of nasty. Let's try this again. Do it. Oh, Lamar just threw a pick. Dude, we Lamar is bad against Pittsburgh. I'm also bad against Pittsburgh. I've I've put Lamar in some tough spots, but I'd like to blame Lamar. Good catch. Almost stayed up. First and 10. Four interceptions in the first half for Lamar. My fault. OG. You know what to do. Lamar, right? Oh, that's touchdown. Got to be right. Got to BE RIGHT. I'M TOO DAMN FAST. OH, DISRESPECTFUL AS SO DISRESPECTFUL. That's like the case. The case for Yakim Up is I'm so fast and like I can just try and get open. Just do it. Dude, I'm These guys are crazy. Y'all be laying out for everything. Got Ed Reed at every position. Well, Pittsburgh can't score, so it doesn't really seem to matter. Snag. Hey. Hey, get the OFF OF ME. HEY, THAT'S THAT GROG BABY. Let's go. NOW I GOT TO SPIKE IT LIKE GRUNK. Big time. Oh my god. Three broken tackles on that one. That's a great ball, Lamar. That's a dot. That was a dot. I can't believe we got the stiff arm on the end of it. Jaquan Brisker, get the off of me. Well, if they keep covering me like this. Oh, this how they were covering me in college. I remember this. Shay Ramsey, you're bum. Yeah, you every once in a while you'll Well, wait a minute. Now, I'm going to try the play. Now that they're covering me like this, does this play work? It's got to be something in the game's code where it adjusts how it defends you. >> [crying] >> Um um [screaming] um um. What? What [laughter] the WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I GOT MY SWAGGER BACK. OH MY GOD. What just happened? Let's watch this play. Somehow I caught this. I don't know. Somehow I shook off both of those and then dude, that was like five different animations all trying to trigger at the same time and it resulted in a disgusting touchdown. Listen, we're finally playing well against Pittsburgh. Let's keep it rolling. I'mma run my glitch play. I want to see if I can get this thing to activate again or if I just had like a one. Oh, no. It is activating. I guess they have a safety over top of it and Cincinnati never did. That's why it was so good against Cincinnati. Cincinnati never had help over the top. So, as soon as I got the single coverage, I'm just gone. But Pittsburgh's got a second safety. Oh, not this time. Oh, no, they do. Excuse me. That was so glitchy. I ran my route. I greened it. I don't know. This is my last time calling it. I swear to God. [music] I'm not addicted. You are. It's getting that awful little late so that Jaylen Ramsey can come over here with his I do need a bullet on it, but either way, so it's interesting. Pittsburgh literally they will not come out of this defense. I need a bullet, Lamar. I just need you to throw the damn thing. Oh my god, I can put myself at wide receiver. Oh my god, I can put myself at wide receiver. Dude, playing tight end is actually so cool because you have an insane amount of options. Look at this. If I go to formations and I just change my package, I can go tight end at X. It's probably got to be gun. I just had it doing it. Yep. Tight end at X. Look at this. I'm a wide receiver now. Yo, I mean that's single coverage with a DB. If Lamar removes his head from his ass and throws this to me, let's block Mark Andrews. Just give me some time. I literally just need this ball to get thrown to me. Yeah, come double me, Jaylen. Bum. Oh my god, I'm a wide receiver. I wonder if I can get in the back field somehow. Well, we did some myth busting today. Caught some crazy catches, but the glitch play is not the end all be all. If the opponent doesn't have a safety over the top, it's crazy good. If they do, it's just another play. Well, we finished the regular season with 3,000 receiving yards and 50 touchdowns. Holy Lamar had 4530 passing yards, 56 touchdowns, and 17 interceptions. I mean, does he get MVP off of that or do I get MVP off of that? And I certainly won a lot of AFC offensive player of the week awards. Nine receptions, 450 yards, seven touchdowns, and a fumble. Nice. Now, here's the playoff bracket. So, we were the one seed. We got a buy and we're taking on Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills. On the other side is Broncos Bengals. I would love to see the Bengals again. They're going to get got, I'll tell you that. I don't know about Denver. Across from that, the Rams are the one seed and the Packers. And then the Giants and the Eagles. So, we'll see. But for now, let's just get through Buffalo. Our wide receiver one is out this game. Well, maybe I'll play wide receiver today then. Well, good news since we got the better record. We get homefield advantage. Bad news, Buffalo's already got seven. No, wide receiver one. Well, let's take a look at the packages here. I can't believe I'm a wide receiver. So, I only in this formation though, like it's not like I have to do this every play or something. I think it's going to be pretty cool. And I'm open here. Breaking one, breaking two, and down we go. Finally. Just going to block Mark. Oh, tell me I get single here. Give me a touch, Lamar. No, but we do get good yards. There's a quick route on this one. Let's see how this looks. Oh, I love it. I love it. GOOD CATCH. I'M STILL UP. Big spin. Am I okay? I don't got the shiftiness for that. That's not going to turn into a touchdown. That's a great play. Okay, they've seen me at wide receiver. They're pissed off. Let's get back in at tight end. Let's go put this in the end zone for our first playoff touchdown. Okay, that's a quick one to Jacobe Lane. Jacobe Lane's getting reps because Jay Flowers is out. Makes sense. See if I can find myself in the back corner of this end zone with just one dude on me. Yes, sir. Oh. Oh, good. Okay. I don't know what I just did. Busted his ankle. Just going to run something simple here. Looking for the touch pass. Sometimes you're just bigger and stronger and better. Maxwell Haristston needs to learn that. 10-7. Is it time that I showed Buffalo the hidden technology? I think I'm going to need to show Buffalo the hidden technology. Let's see if they've got an answer for it. Looks like they have a safety over the top. See if that remains true. It still works. Still a good play, but nobody's biting on it quite like Cincinnati. I'm not getting the Cincinnati. The Cincinnati sauce. That's okay. I really didn't deserve it in the first place. First and 10. Take this. Good block downfield. Can't get through the safety. Took a big hit for playing pretty smart today. Am I here? I am. And somehow I'm up. We're just going to post to the back of the Oh. Oh, Lamar. I want to try the tight end screen. Lamar could never figure this out before. So, this one we motioned Eric Henry and then I'm just going to pop out here for this screen pass. That's a really bad play. I mean, maybe just against that defense, but that was horrible. We are not running that again. If I went [music] in like something disgusting. Do we have like third and 18? Not what you're looking for. We're going to get some good yards here though. Fourth and seven. Settle. 10 to 10 in the division. It's actually a close game. I'm going have to play this one really smart. Okay. Buffalo doesn't need another score. That's huge. Oh, right here. Ooh, great ball, Lamar. And a little block in the back. A little unsportsmanlike for fun. And they don't call it. So, it's like I did nothing wrong. Just a little crosser here. >> Let's keep playing smart. No, I think Lamar's just taking off. Second and seven. Big play. Big play. Big play. >> Ooh, that was super ugly. But you know what? Got the ball to dare. Oh, we have no timeouts. Coach, we have no timeouts. Coach, you just got to throw this to me. Not coach. Lamar, you need to throw this to me. Do it, Lamar. Where the hell was that ball to, Lamar? My goodness, dude. Look at these route combos. This looks like I'm casting a spell. Going Jacobe Lane and I'm giving myself something spicier. Just give me the easy one, Lamar. Let me get out of bounds cuz I'm him. Cuz I'm him. One shot at the end zone. Lamar in the playoffs. This is big. Huge in fact. Do it, Lamar. Oh, he's there. That's a dot, Lamar. That's a dot. Jacobe Lane. Hey, I'm just happy this game's too big to lose. Jacobe Lane with a touchdown. 17 to 10 and I've got really interesting coverage on me here. I can't tell what this is. Oh my god, Lamar, what the are you doing, Lamar? Just take a quarter second to breathe and then I'm wide open for a touchdown. It's 13 to 17 now and it just started snowing. Dynamic snow. Wow, I did not know there was a forecast of snow for this game. Came out of nowhere. I got double me activated and I'm bringing out the glitch play. It's too big of a moment. Oh, Lamar. Lamar, YOUR ASS. YOU'RE DICK AND IT'S ENTIRELY MY FAULT. YOU BETTER tackle him, Lamar, you bum. Am I going to sell a playoff game? The glitch play is not a glitch play, guys. I just I guess I wigged out Cincinnati one time. It's losing. No, don't give up on it, Matt. Don't give up on it. I've still got double me. I've still got my glitch play. I'm like an addict who won't who won't admit that he's wrong. I'm right. I'm right. See, I got 15 yards. I'm not done yet either. I ain't done yet either. Let me see that juicy juicy motion. Me, let me see it, you dirty freak. Let me see it. Yes. Yes, it's working. I ain't done yet, son. You're done when I say you're done. Come on, Matt. Meigs. Lamar, snap the ball. What are you doing? What you tap? What the No huddle glitch. No huddle glitch. Monkeys making this game. That was for the three EA devs watching. I just said a slur in monkey speak. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Lamar, BELIEVE. ARE YOU SUCKING MY DICK FROM THE BACK? OH MY GOD. SIRI SAID A REMINDER TO SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK. I DIDN'T ANIMATE AND WE GO volleyball and I have double me activated. If Buffalo scores, we might lose. Thank god. Get that play away from me. Get that play away from me. I'm an addict and I need to be stopped. Get that play away from me. I am running nothing but crispy, clean, as God intended routes. Yes. Look at me. Good boy. Oh, hello. Now I'm in a good spot. Beautiful. Beautiful. Second and inches. Let's go similar route. I should be a wide receiver here again. I don't know what's Oh, do we just know huddle glitch? I really hope not. We just know huddle glitch. I guess we got a first on that though, so I guess it works. Who's supposed to be on me? Lamar, where the are you throwing that to? That is a dead nuts INT. You're trying to throw it right there. Down by three in the playoffs. We did not go 16 and one to lose to the 9 and8 Bills, right? I have to imagine. Good route. Oh, I'm him. I just torched your Big timer. First and 10. It's coming down to it. Let me tell you what. It is coming down to it. I'm not going to run the play. Oh no, I just misclicked the play. I guess I have to run it now. I don't want to burn a timeout. But I guess I just have to run it. That's a bummer. Except it isn't. Lamar, if you don't throw me the ball, Lamar, I'm so butt booty naked. Sucking it from the back right there. Okay, I'm going to be a wide receiver. Maybe this will give me better looks here. Second and 19. Oh. Ooh. OOH. MATT MIGS AT THE X. SNOW'S COMING DOWN. Maybe this is where I need to be. Oh, double me. Oh, Lamar, why are we auto throwing a checkdown? That wasn't even the primary. You're just doing it for the love of the game. You're pissing me off for the love of the game right now, Lamar. Yeah, I'll just clutch. I'll just clutch, Lamar, if you're going to make me. Oh, out route. Oh, this is too money here. >> It's too money, Lamar. >> Oh, that almost just got genuinely horrible. Damn, that was good defense. I did not expect that. Let's see if they stay in this same defense where they leave the middle. Actually, yep. Yep. >> EXCUSE ME. ARE THESE GUYS ON GOD MODE? ZIP IT, LAMAR. Do I not have four yards of separation on him? My god, he just teleported up to the ball. No way. It's 27 to 17. We have no timeouts. There is actually no way. Well, that's the two-minute warning. I don't think we can. Well, I like to see that, Lamar. Um um [laughter] I still think we lost. I think they have they could shoot the entire clock. HOW DO WE HAVE THE BALL? WE HAVE NO TIMEOUTS. How did Buffalo not just use the entire clock? We have the ball. Buffalo managed to burn 30 seconds with pos or did we get an onside? No, cuz 40 seconds came off. Dude, I don't know what just happened. My miracle catch keeps us in the game. This is still a game. I just got to take everything I can get. Oh no. This is going to be one of those scenarios. No huddle breaks the game, but we have to run it. We need to take a penalty. I don't have any timeouts. It broke it. It It broke it. No huddle breaks the game. This is that bug that I've been talking about forever. Okay, it's 35 now. We lost a play to that. They're in zone. Oh, I'm open. Where the DID YOU JUST THROW LAMAR? YOU'RE SO FULL OF LOST A full play to the no huddle glitch. We have no timeout, so we can't stop it. And now we're depending on Tyler Loop to make this to go into overtime. I guess it's a 49yd field goal. He made it. 27 to 27. It's overtime. And I think Buffalo already had a possession. Dude, they updated so much in this mode and they didn't fix the like groundbreaking no huddle glitch. Okay, first and 10. I mean, I'm tempted to just go yard again. Just give me the ball, Lamar. No more of this footing around it. Just give me the damn ball. Playaction cross. It's going to be a deep one if we go for it. I cannot believe we came down with that first one. Ooh, I just became a block. I just ran a nasty pick right there. Not on purpose. Let's bring out a different play. We don't have to play from that position. I'm going to GO FAKE JET WHEEL. The wheel has been lethal. A touchdown and we win it. We're in overtime in the playoffs. Snow's coming down. I'm not particularly open, but I'd take a laughter. I don't know who has the ball. We just lost eight yards on that. Yikes. Definitely not what we're looking for. I honestly think I just call for the ball in the middle here. Get something little. What is this coverage? You pressing me? I love that. You can do THAT ALL YOU WANT. COME ON, COLE BISHOP. STAY WITH ME NOW, BUFFALO. DAMN. Let's go. 20. He catches 344. Just going to run spacing here. Holy That would have been pretty open, too. But Dererick Henry gets good yards there. I think we only need a field goal, but I don't think it's worth risking it. If we can get a touchdown, we should go get it. Uh-oh. I don't know if Lamar still has the ball. Third and five. I'm calling a timeout. I don't want the no huddle glitch here. We need our best play. Third and five. What are we going to get this with? I kind of like everybody getting out of my way and I just take this over the middle. And then I got to block our running back so that Yeah. Who's in the back field? Justice Hill. I got to block him so Lamar doesn't try to throw that. Okay, third and five. Oh my GOD. IS THAT NOT DPI? HE'S SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ME. OH MY GOD. HE NEVER TURNED TO THE BALL. WELL, I'M hoping that the field goal ends it. HOLY HOW IS THAT ALLOWED, DUDE? This game doesn't make any sense. And this shouldn't have been a game we should have lost. We got the Hail Mary catch. The insane Hail Mary catch. And then Buffalo managed to milk 30 seconds. Maybe we got an onside kick. I need to go look at the play history to see what the hell just happened. Okay, let's look at the highlights here. [laughter] Lamar Jackson passed to Matt for 46 yard touchdown. Onside kick recovered by Buffalo. Then Josh Allen Neils. Then 12 seconds later, instead of burning the whole clock, they get a one-yd rush to James Cook. And then Kyle Hamilton picks off Josh Allen. Excuse me. Why did any of that happen? We won the game. Our division round matchup is against the Denver Broncos. But if you can't tell, I'm playing worse and worse every second. I honestly think this is a perfect place for me to just take a break and pause. Next episode, we'll pick up in the divisional, then hopefully the AFC Championship, and hopefully the Super Bowl. But damn, those playoff games are a hell of a lot harder. We struggled with nobody in the regular season. Buffalo just put on god mode. That was crazy. Got to lock in. I'll see you boys in the next one. Peace. [music] >> [music]