Michael Reeves Spills Everything: Income, Fighting, Almost Dying
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In this candid interview, Michael Reeves opens up about his life following a significant defeat at Creator Clash last year and details the chaotic projects he has been undertaking since then. He describes an average day that involves hanging out with his girlfriend Lily, who is training to be a voiceover actor for anime shows like Genshin Impact, while Reeves himself explores potential opportunities in voice acting inspired by his childhood fascination with prank phone calls from "The Crank Yankers." A major focus of the conversation shifts to an elaborate boxing robot project that took over three months to build. The endeavor involved ordering heavy-duty guide rails from China via AliExpress and drilling forty holes into his garage's concrete floor, a process complicated by initial sizing errors and subsequent flooding issues in his basement-level property which required insurance reimbursement for destroyed equipment. Reeves also delves deeply into the aftermath of his recent chess boxing match against Gary Vee, reflecting on the intense physical training regimen that included running up Griffith Observatory and sparring sessions at CM Stables under a coach who was formerly a Golden Gloves champion. He admits to feeling immense relief now that the fight is over but acknowledges the psychological pressure of performing in front of cameras and a live audience for his video content. The discussion highlights how he managed the dual stressors of preparing for the physical bout while simultaneously filming high-production videos, noting that any mistake during the match would have heavily impacted the final edit. Despite the exhaustion from sparring and cardio work on concrete surfaces which led to shin splints and knee issues, he expresses a desire to return to training as a better partner for others in his gym community. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Reeves reveals that much of the recent activity under the name "Michael Reeves 2" is actually managed by another creator who has been clipping and editing footage from his main channel without direct compensation, leading to over eight million views in a single month. This secondary operation generates significant ad revenue through sponsored segments for products like Alpha GR, which Reeves jokingly claims he used exclusively during the fight. He discusses the ethical complexities of this arrangement, noting that while the clips are well-made and popular, they have faced demonetization issues recently. The two also brainstorm potential collaborations or hiring arrangements with the clipper to monetize his back catalog more effectively, though Reeves remains hesitant about shutting down the channel entirely given its current success. Finally, the interview touches on various eccentric hobbies and business ideas, including Reeves' recent purchase of a city-owned white truck complete with emergency lights which he uses for "trash dumping" in public dumpsters while wearing a high-vis vest to avoid detection. He shares stories from his motorcycle adventures in San Diego's deserts and discusses failed sponsorship pitches involving an outrageous request for 300 Fleshlight products to build a raft, highlighting the absurdity of some marketing interactions. The podcast concludes with Reeves confirming he is still alive despite rumors circulating online, showing off his advanced aquarium filtration system that looks like it could be used for illicit activities, before wrapping up plans to release new vlog content and potentially embark on another road trip along the Pacific Coast Highway.
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for those una aware Michael Reeves is
the person that I fought last year at
Creator clash and he completely beat me
up so today we're sitting down with him
and confronting him on exactly what
happened exactly what he's been up to
since then what's an average day look
like for you wake up crack pipe instant
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chug and some of the crazy projects he's
working on currently behind the scenes
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let's get back to the video what have
you what have you been up to today was
yeah what was your day like today um I
was hanging out with Lily uh my
girlfriend uh we like just went around
we took I took her to like a voiceover
thing she does like voiceover work so I
like took her that we went grabb some
food um I went home just like working a
little bit what type of voice over work
is it is it for like animations or
something it's for like anime like shows
different shows like pretty much
whatevers yeah did she study that in
college or she just naturally no I think
well she's like pretty good at it
naturally but then she's also like
taking like a bunch of classes and she's
been like doing it for a while so really
yeah yeah she booked has she booked
anything yet yeah she's done lot she was
actually in a genin impact you know
gench impact that uh it's like an anime
it's like the world's largest anime game
you know like you know weebs we weebs
you know wee wee is like someone who
like watches anime yeah is a weeb why is
why is a weeb it's the I think that's
the weeaboo is the Japanese word for
like loser and so we Fred it to wee I
didn't know that to den knowe okay so
right here I'm actually pulling this out
of my all the way and I have no idea
what I'm talking about weabo is not a
Japanese word it is a madeup word on
forchan that someone Ed and then I here
I will pretend to talk about it like I
know that it is a like I know that it's
a Japanese word like I know that I know
what it means but I don't it's all
coming out of my ass so it's not a good
term like you don't want to be called a
weed people proudly wear the badge of
being yeah no but it's become more way
more socially acceptable like in recent
times like like when like middle school
for me you were like you hid that yeah
um and now you're like cool if you wear
like a Naruto shirt so are you a weeb no
I mean I don't watch like that much
anime I have like a you know I watch a
lot but yeah not like an animal not
anime animal yeah yeah exactly would you
do voice over yourself yeah um yeah I
would give it a shot I would give it a
shot really right off a few lines dude
yeah like I feel like there's got to be
a company out there who wants your voice
I think they're actually I am talking to
one right now actually they just they I
think they're making a video game and
they just like need a random and I said
i' i' do it sounds fun and what would
that entail like what would you say I
don't actually know right now I could do
screaming and stuff I do a lot of yeah
screaming I feel like video game stuff
like can do very gut we get a gutural
example use that for like a sound effect
right what sound effect would that be
like you get hit or something like
you're underwater in the underwater
scene you're struggling to get
air can we license that and sell it huh
Can we license that yeah dude you got to
suck in air at the same time yeah
oh to suck in air and do it yeah no it's
good that's a good yeah that was good
that was good fantastic was good that
was wet that was that was voice that was
good I wanted to be a voiceover actor
really when I was a kid voice like for
what yeah so when I was a kid there was
this uh this group called The Crank
Yankers okay and they do these prank
phone calls and I got a CD of it and I
want it to be like the crank aners and
they'd make these phone calls to people
and they do different accents and like
different voices and they pranked them
on the phone so I got really into that
so I started prank aners was it you
Channel Jack this is like
2003
no
no telion this was a CD oh okay it was a
CD that you bought crank anchors so I
developed this voice of a grandma where
I would call up uh I usually grocery
stores be like hi I want to know if you
have something for sale and you know I
just play that sounds like my grandma
really yeah kind of yeah she had that
that that exact
yeah a bit like a little bit Yeah but uh
but yeah it was better back then you
know times were different it's uh it's
been quite a while but I'd call up these
stores and just like just have fun with
with with my friends
like oh it was always someone else's
phone we put it on speaker phone cuz I
didn't have a cell phone back then so I
use someone else's typ star 886 yeah
star 67 I think it was St 67 I call up
we get a laugh out of it and we do the
next one so I wanted to get in into
voiceovers for a while oh that's cool
yeah dude there's still time yeah still
get into it yeah so we got to talk about
some things because last time we had you
on we had this big disagreement I
wouldn't say we I would say mostly
between you and gr Jack let's save that
for later you want to save that for
later like Michael post his first video
in like two years okay let's talk about
the let's talk about the video you
posted you said you were very late on it
right on that boxing video Yeah I wanted
that to come out like the same month as
CL and then seven months passed yeah
like so many like I made a a thing where
like you it forces you to box with like
electricity in your arms and like I
finished the [ __ ] like the part where
it forces you to like punch like 10
months ago and then I was like that's
pretty cool and funny and then I was
like okay what if I and that was it that
was the whole plan like it was just the
arms and then I was like okay what if
you did like a rail system and like
moved the people I was like that would
be funny and I predicted that that would
take 2 weeks and it took maybe 3 or four
months to like actually get that done um
why what was what was so complicated
about the rail system cuz like order the
rails from China I order the rails from
like China um it needed to be pretty
hefty rails cuz it needed like to
experience a lot of like Dynamic force
in like a lot of ways cuz there's like
cuz there's like lifting Force cuz like
it's like your body and then you like
you know if something's like straight up
and it does this it like Falls over a
little bit right you know so you're like
experiencing like a lifting thing so it
has to like take a lifting Force so okay
I don't know I ordered these rails from
China on AliExpress and they were good
they worked um I they custom made or did
you have to no no they're just like huge
guide rails built for like CNC Machining
stuff so like you know if like a machine
that you know just like creates has like
a huge spindle and like Cuts metal and
you need like a really bulky rail can
they just sell it in like different
sizes so I bought like in the knockoff
version of that I think like if you
bought like the good quality High win
version of that it would have been like5
or $6,000 but these were like like $ 800
or less kind of 800 seems like a lot
though for the rails I mean it's a lot
of Steel and it's like compared to like
the the good one the the one that's like
an industry standard high quality one
it's like it's almost nothing like who
would buy who would buy your rails that
you yeah my rails actually were
destroyed by the Reigns recently in Los
Angeles they were fully flooded my
garage your garage was fully flooded oh
yeah dude like two
um yeah the the place I live at has a
garage that is like below ground level
but just by like 3 in but that's enough
to just get absolutely on by any rain
that happens in La did you just wake up
one morning go to the garage and was
just covered yeah and it's like it's so
[ __ ] bad and there was just rust
everywhere like destroyed the thing do
you have wrenches Insurance um no maybe
no I think I do actually to rent the
house I think I do have to I think you
have to they would pay for it you to
tally up how much you L they'll
reimburse you for rails yeah maybe at
the end of the least I really like this
house so I got set up in the well no no
but it's through your insurance company
not through landord oh that's cool
that's pretty sweet you like you pay $20
a month and you call them up for your
stuff I do I do have that yeah so you
call them up and say hey I got a a a
boxing thing in the garage on Rails it's
destroyed here is my cost on it here's
my receipt they'll reimburse you for
that sort of stuff if your property's
damaged yeah yeah yeah I should yeah so
sometimes like when it's raining I have
to go out there with the shop vac and
like pump the water out from the floor
so my doesn't get destroyed so you made
this robot how how did that take you
three months dude just the rail part was
just so like I I I ordered the wrong
rails from China and then I like order
them again really yeah dude I I was so
stupid I think I was just like out of it
that day I like measured the size that
they had to travel but like I did not
realize it that like I didn't think
about the fact it had to move so it
actually had to be double that size
uh which sucked um so it's just like a
lot of waiting for China to do it I had
to drill 40 holes in the concrete of my
garage um to to support it Bol it's
bolted to the concrete yeah cuz it's
like a lot of force going through that
like you're moving and so it's just
steel drilled in a concrete holding
these big plates and rails down was your
landlord not like I I'm thinking about
that too I so the garage is [ __ ] it's
like absolutely [ __ ] like the
everything's off kilter I called an
electrician to do my lights and he said
I literally cannot touch this wiring
system it's so bad that I might lose my
license so it's like a garage so it's
like I'll fill in the holes you know
I'll do it when I leave okay like like
it's not like I'm
ruining there's like a 2in lip to get in
the garage like it's a Concrete [ __ ] lip
that they put in like hopefully to keep
the rain out it does not keep the rain
out if anything it holds the rain in
like a bowl like a toilet bowl oh my go
so I'm not destroying anything crazy
nice
yeah but I'll fill it in before I leave
as like a like you know like to be nice
sure um but like the drywalls like you
can kick the drywall lightly and it
falls part how old is the house I'm not
sure okay yeah old enough to have like a
few additions put on it so okay yeah
yeah quite quite old I mean I I really
like it though okay so when did you
start this video that got posted seven
months after the boxing event you just I
don't even remember woke up one day so
long ago how long I don't remember yeah
I think it was um well you must have
started it what after Ian reached out to
you okay but still that was like a year
and a half ago basically yeah yeah
something like that so you started about
a year and a half ago on that video yeah
and then it started like getting serious
and then critic clash and then yeah but
you have an interesting process with
your videos of like you explained it the
first time of like you'll come up with
the idea film just like the intro edit
that and then as you go you'll just
throw it on and like keep editing like
throughout then be done at the very end
yeah yeah um that is how I like to do it
sometimes like when I have to not do
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back to the podcast enjoy I got into
motorcycles recently you did um and so
it was it's kind of about that
motorcycle is dangerous don't ride it
unless you take the course and do all
the things you know it's probably the
most dangerous thing like you can do
that's legal normally on the street so I
have almost been hit so many times so
don't don't just go riding around like a
freak yeah take the course and get your
license and try not to have them steal
your organs all right bye I went on a
adventure in the deserts of San Diego um
by myself which is fun uh the motorcycle
yeah yeah how long was the adventure um
just like a day or two but it was it was
fun enough like there's you know a lot
of things went wrong so that's good for
video cont what goes wrong with the
motorcycle the motorc was totally fine
actually yeah my truck I got this truck
from the city of like like of La it's
like white you know those trucks like
the city truck no like it's just a white
truck and it's got like no just like a
pickup truck and it's got like the
orange light on top did you buy it yeah
it was like $4,000 okay Co well cuz it's
a secondhand City truck and it's like 20
years old it's only got 880,000 Mi on it
somehow but like I can do anything I can
park anywhere and I flip the light on
dude I had to call them and be like hey
don't take the light off I want that
light yeah after they like get the use
out of them they'll give them to like
people to sell like whoever use cars
guys and I bought it from them and dude
I can go any I can do anything I'm like
God in the truck it's incredible I like
like if I one time I was like picking my
girlfriend up there was a t of Uber
drivers I just turn the light on and
honked everyone moves out the way are
you serious dude I got [ __ ] um hi Vis
vest in the glove compartment so anytime
I need I just throw on the hiis vest
dude instead of getting junk removal I
make so much trash at my house I throw
it in the back of the truck I drive
around the place I live I just put on
the hiest vest and dump it in anyone's
dumpster and like apartment complex
dumpsters restaurant dumpsters like on
trash day you know they're throwing it
away anyway and no one stops you cuz
you're in a white truck you're in a
white truck with a light on top and
you're wearing a hiest vest even they
it's it's confidence though I do that I
do that as well and dump in other
people's trash cans all the time we keep
it classic we do it on trash I do the
night before the same yeah late at night
preferably so nobody
sees and I try to be really quiet too
and I put in the trash so gently so that
it doesn't make any sound it's getting
thrown away anyway like it's it's fine
yeah I have that problem as well you
know they sell police cars just like
that with the with the lights on and
everything and aren't those retrofitted
to be like faster and like better cars I
don't know if they are but there was a a
Crown Victoria that was for sale in
Vegas it was $4500 look legitimately
with like the lights the proper lights
the cage in the back the the two lights
in front that's funny but people who buy
those are weird though unless it's like
for fun so I was tempted to get one park
it outside of the house and just keep it
there it's not like you're daily driver
you know you're weird if it's a daily
thing but I think it would be cool that
would be cool to it' be really neat why
didn't you do it I just thought it's a
waste of money like realistically I
thought it I thought it'd be fun to park
it out front of the house and everyone
comes up they like oh he's got a cop car
in the front yeah uh and then I drive it
every now and then I thought it would
just be cool that does sound kind ofun
but then I thought like realistically
it's like five grand let's say all in I
don't need that you don't need the I
don't need I don't need that in my life
right now huh the future yeah so where
did you get the inspiration to buy the
city car like I've never thought about
buying something like it's it's great um
I was just looking for a truck to put my
motorcycle in and Craig like a used
truck on Craigslist yeah yeah yeah
actually right after the fight I took
like a dirt biking lesson and thought it
was really fun huh so oh you're like
dirt biking not motorcycle oh I do both
but um I got one that can like go on the
dirt on the road so oh nice it's not
like a Harley or anything like that no
no like like a dual sport it's like a uh
KTM it's a Yamaha yah 250 yeah it's like
a it's like a nice little like you know
going in the desert but then also right
on the road it's fun yeah that is so how
much 15 I don't know like not expensive
no no like $6,000 or something that's a
little pricey you did you buy a new it
was new yeah was new but it also gets
like whenever I fill it with gas it's
like $8 full tank which is
nice why I was I think I was driving
back from Vegas one day yeah um well
there were like a couple things one was
like this uh YouTuber uh you know Casey
niat yeah his brother he has a brother
van niat and he had a really cool
motorcycle um Series where he like I
think it was footage from like 10 years
ago but he like went across the us and
that looked really fun and also I was
driving back from Vegas once and I saw a
dude on a dirt bikee and I thought that
looks super sick and so I I got I took a
dirt bike lesson now when you were
driving back from Vegas you had the guy
in the dirt bike was that like not on
the road but like off of the
road the trails you see him like that
sweet yeah yeah yeah how was it how was
my experience yeah was it is what it
lived up to be or yeah super fun I I
don't like doing hitting jumps I just
like go a cool spots that cars can't go
to which is sweet there's a couple cool
spots like um above La there's this
place called like roller Flats like you
go like 50 Mi up a hill like you climb a
mountain and then on the other side is
like a big old Lake which is really
sweet huh um yeah yeah I was thinking
about like doing some like camping or
something like 3 10 and then so now
every you know how you were talking like
it took what 10 minutes to get like a
mile now it's like actually like you
know a Mile's worth of time to get a
mile it's cuz you just going in between
the cars have you done that yeah yeah I
do all the time you do that all the time
yeah it's great it is it is for Los
Angeles I can't not drive aing car
anymore it it I think I was going to
take my bike over here actually but did
this weird kind of raining yeah um but
like just for transportation it's super
nice what was your first time like doing
that um cuz you must have had a moment
there you're like I could do it oh maybe
not all let me do to get like groceries
at the store cuz the store is what time
what time of day that that matters like
at night first and then like I was like
oh during day this time and then it was
like oh dude I could do that and then I
got my BL license and um you got your
license after you did
that yeah yeah all right yes yeah um I'm
never even pulled over on it but it's
nice it's super dangerous I've almost
been hit so manying times really yeah
it'sing crazy I mean but it's nice cuz
like like the traffic it's like it's
like I actually get to a place when it
Google says I'll get to a place or
before I Google says I get to a place
yeah but is that is that worth the
danger it's uh the fun I think is the sh
that makes up in between those two Bal
so fun it
isud is lit what do you hate most about
La I don't really tell tell us yeah
traffic is pretty I don't like like a I
don't know like um in Hawaii there's
like not a lot of bar to entry to just
like do whatever you know it's like get
food at the minutes or the 7-Eleven
7-Eleven food super haai just like go
there and then go to the beach and you
know it's like a 20-minute thing and or
like you know super easy
what but it's like I almost you know
you're stuck in traffic and it's like
ass and then there's a lady yelling at
you and then someone hits you so yeah
it's just like a nice sure I was with
you on that I I lived in LA or Santa
Monica I guess with graham in his guest
house for a year and I had a strong
distaste for I I did not I liked living
that whole living situation was amazing
extremely grateful for that that was fun
but anytime I tried to leave anywhere it
was just like the biggest pain in the
butt and also Santa Monica started going
downhill a little bit like it started
getting dirtier it was a little
sketchier going out at night and stuff
like that so I was I just did not like
LA and I've maintained that for a long
time I feel you on that I like the
people and you know that's nice yeah I'm
kind of like enjoying it a little more
now cuz I'm like getting out of the
house now would you ever leave oh yeah
yeah yeah I kind want to live in Japan
for a year someday I could see that that
F yeah just like cross that one off like
the bucket list and you can see
PewDiePie up there exactly yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah I can't believe I've seen
some of his Vlogs there they're really
interesting it seems like it's fun to go
to like Tokyo and like spend like a
month or two there right yeah have you
ever been never it is it's super fun you
should go really yeah you can also get
some you can business expense it and do
your tax yeah you really can I mean like
you expense the whole trip and like I
could Vlog it we do we do
a we do a vlog do you know research
there yeah exactly market research
podcast yeah all your Foods expensed
dude it is so fun what do you like about
Japan I I enjoy the walkability of the
cities like pretty much anywhere you
want to go you can go like you can
without a car which is nice so you can
like hop on um just generally you can
walk and there's like you know a great
Corner Store the 7-Eleven food is also
super good like convenience store food
which I like a quick bite to eat um if
you need to get anywhere in a city you
just like take a train and the train
system's like super fast super easy Once
you learn it I mean it's kind of
overwhelming first but eventually like
you like you know get the little card
even on your phone you can just tap your
phone on the little Turn Style and you
get in t it when you get out it charges
you automatically you don't worry about
it what if you don't speak Japanese is
how easy is this like it's pretty good
it's pretty easy and I mean you can pick
up like the words that are like I'm
sorry and [ __ ] you know um how do you
say I'm sorry uh sui Masen sui masan su
su suen or Goen if you're like super or
like casual if you need to go from City
to City you can get on a shin Consin
like a bullet train it feels like goes
so fast it feels like being on a plane
just on the ground like right before you
take off but that's it the whole the
whole way then they go like 300 mph wow
it's [ __ ] like when it turns the
tracks Bank a little bit because it
needs to it's going so [ __ ] fast yeah
it's so fast the air pressure sometimes
in the tunnels it becomes super loud
because it's pushing such a high
quantity of air out it they're it's
beautiful you can like just get around
the country on a train and you can do
anything there like spot in Tokyo where
it's like it's called Golden guy that I
really liked it was like it's a
collection of like a 100 tiny bars and
each bar only says like five people so
like you you're like in an intimate
situation with your bartender and anyone
else in there like you have to talk to
them it's just like how it goes and so
you're like there's like super nice
people who will like teach you a little
Japanese and you'll teach them a little
English or like uh if they don't speak
it good pull Google translate you like
meet both ways really yeah I had a
bartender she pulled out Google
translate and I pulled out Google
translate and it was like a [ __ ] you
just
Swap and test something and they give
them back so fun it was a blast that's
cool yeah what's stopping you from going
there now uh like to live yeah um I
think a little probably a little more
time here like
um I'm still here with my um like our
the lease on my current plays isn't up
but I would do it I would definitely do
it sounds fun like for like a year you
know would be fun I think that would be
a blast right I could do I could do a
week or two for sure yeah you should you
should go over just for like vacation
first I get to travel anywhere like I
I've done I've done North America yeah
done that but yet to really see anything
beyond that yeah so that's something I'm
looking forward to you should do it yeah
it would be fun and you can make some
good content out of yeah there's so much
like random bu to do in yeah so we got
these um I'm going to pop it pop it open
it's a happy Dad so we did a podcast the
other night with um
John and he's the CEO of happy Dad okay
and he gave us uh a whole bunch of these
that's nice so I'm going to try it it's
a banana it's not it's not
but banana flavor it's [ __ ] nft on
the side is so godamn
obnoxious honestly I'm with yeah I'm
with you on that you don't want any
screenshots what the [ __ ] I'm with you
on that yeah no screenshots of it tastes
pretty good though it's not bad I'm
going to cover whole can shame for my I
don't blame you what advice would you
give them for happy Dad like if if you
could yeah I didn't think of ban flavor
with Seltzer would work but it's quite
good they actually did a great job this
was a limited edition flavor they told
us sold out and they're bringing it back
permanently I think it's good yeah
tastes good tastes delicious yeah yeah I
feel like you should come out with your
own product or something like that yeah
happy Dad is blown up I mean really yeah
for for a Seltzer they're really doing
well see this is where we can now talk
about the differing philosophies because
Graham is now talking to Michael about
making his own product or service
right so the last podcast like I kind of
alluded to earlier there was a big
difference in philosophy between both
you and Graham Graham was very much of
the case like yo why are you not
grinding why are you not pumping out a
bunch of content why are you not
capitalizing striking while the iron's
hot like your stuff is blowing up you
could be making a ton of money you know
and you were very much the type We Like
H I'm having fun living the life I'm I'm
I'm living right now like kind of chill
in a lot of the time but also working of
course when I need to and also when I
want to not really when I feel like I
have to you know yeah yeah I should
definitely work more I think we can meet
in the middle someday probably probably
you can go to Japan I can work a little
more I can to do two videos a year two
videos a year dude I feel like you
should just do one a mon one a month
[ __ ] you you could do dud you can do it
no I'm not I'm not going to dude if you
had someone just on you every day just
like you know waking you up at 7:00 a.m.
be like you got to work why would you do
that to yourself Jesus Christ crank out
the best videos though I would like this
uh yeah I'm excited to make this Vlog
even if I don't release it anywhere just
like maybe not you may not release it
anywhere I throw it on my patreon maybe
those poor [ __ ]
have they get one video a year two oh
dude they're the strongest soldiers that
have ever live dude those poor Bast what
they get
yeah God so wait explain this how much
is the patreon and like what what was
included or what it's not a hug but um
it's actually like
they get so [ __ ] little and they're
still there it's crazy so I trying to
throw them I it's not like a crazy
amount of people but Jesus Christ these
poor yeah yeah so I'm going to try and
make give this video at least to patreon
uh before I if I ever post it but
definitely for patreon yeah how long do
you think this video is going to take in
the post production oh I'm like six
minutes in I'm almost done okay I mean
yeah I got all the footage there's
nothing like really to improve on you
know it's just like a fun situation so
why are you content living the way that
you are right now you know working like
when you want to and taking like breaks
and and spending your free time like
having fun with your friends you are a
unicorn when it comes to that to have
the luxury to post like once a year and
the one video you post man blows up
everyone loves it I could get my bank
account up I really could I really could
but
um
oh yeah I don't know I love it I don't
know dude
yeah if I'm busy grinding everyone
else's lives go on as well so you
know yeah can't get that back but like
what's what's an average day look like
for you uh [ __ ] wake up crack pipe
instant nice fortnite
chug fortnite is actually a big part of
my days usually do you really play
fortnite a lot yeah yeah dude my house
might's [ __ ] we [ __ ] love fortnite
dude really yeah this is see this is how
uh [ __ ] Jack's talking about pickle
ball was [ __ ] with me he like
unironically loves pickle ball this is
this is my pickle ball you unironically
for [ __ ] love fortnite yeah the new
season [ __ ] out of it I actually kind of
like it really yeah yeah well they got
me back in they added like the the cloud
back the Dragon Ball Z Cloud okay um I
kind of like some of the new guns too it
took some getting used to yeah I didn't
like it was the um the the event the um
the the there's always a start of the
Season event and this event was dog [ __ ]
this was a really sad way to start a
season usually the really cool dude I
had the saddest [ __ ] story the
saddest day of my life the saddest day
of my entire life um worse than my dog
dying worse than my childhood dog
perishing dude we [ __ ] my roommates
are out of town for like a month plus
seeing family they get back the day that
this new fortnite season drops we Zoom
to LAX we pick them up all we're [ __ ]
talking about in the car fortnite this
new season is going to be sick we get
home sit at our computers just straight
dog sh sh for an hour right like it was
the worst like starting event I've ever
seen in my life it was just like
terrible and then a black screen and it
says fortnite will return eventually and
the servers are down for the rest of the
day and like the next 72 hours and we
were [ __ ] we were so sad there's the
lowest point in my entire I don't think
Graham feels any sympathy for this I
don't get it when you're saying you're
saying season like it's a show they come
out to to they change the map up so when
you're going around killing stuff they
keep it fresh you know I feel the same
[ __ ] constantly so season was like a big
change lots of new [ __ ] okay yeah so we
don't call it like fortnite 2 no no cuz
same game yeah yeah same game yeah dude
I [ __ ] got on LinkedIn and I messaged
every fortnite engineer no you didn't
and someone responded to no what they
she said it will be back in about 72
hours or like [ __ ] 5:00 p.m. the next
morning or something she responded it
was incredible and what did you say back
thank you well I mean thank you for
responding to me yeah feel bad for
bugging them I did I did it kind of as a
joke but got it I really
responded funny if they knew you be like
oh my God Michael we just sent me a
message we got guys we got to hurry this
up got to spe things up Michael's
waiting but yeah that's that's a fun
thing I do with my my housemates I'm not
going to lie gr there there was probably
a month of time in my life probably
honestly it's probably three months two
months where I was like like at night oh
yeah I was like grinding fortnite and my
houseat when when was this this is
probably recent no it was just before
the the launch of the new season and I
was like I was like super into it and
like come like 7 800 p.m. I would play
for like 3 hours every single night and
I would grind you know and I I bought
the pass and everything pass what's
what's the point what's the point is fun
man it's you escape reality man so all
the worries that you have the anxieties
of the next day The Dread that you have
of the past that disappears and you you
live in the present to get a winner
winner chicken dinner man to get the
victory Royale absolute [ __ ] Rush of
a victory Ro
spirit that through your veins also um
well they make like winning a little
more rare than other games you know it's
hard really yeah cuz it's like only one
person or team can win out of like 100
people so it's like is a validating
enjoyable time when you are the one yeah
um but also like it's fun for like if
you have a group of people you know it's
connecting with your friends it's like a
fun group experience you know it's like
a teamwork thing you work together
towards a common goal and then achieve
it as fun what do you get for winning
you get to
you get sick you get to emote on the
people who lost em on [ __ ] on them what
does that mean so you you do a dance you
kill them and then you like do a dance
you at the end of the game L dance on
them you got to do the L dance but can
they see they can't see you they see
they can they can yeah it's it's
literally just to see the screen that
says you won yeah but it it's just a
good feeling it's like I don't know why
do people like games where you build
towards something like Clash of Clans or
like other games like RPGs where you
feel like you're advancing and evolving
people just like to sports I think where
like it's similar to sports you know you
work together as a team common goal and
then like [ __ ] I don't know what is
you know the high school football team
get they just get to say he we won you
know their score is bigger than the en
score right so I just don't I don't I
don't get it that same way you don't get
it Michael probably doesn't understand
your constant focus on like you know
doing the
busing acument and you'd be killing it
in fortnite dude nonstop you could diver
it Focus fornite ruin yeah oh it would
be you'd be it would be over you'd be a
monster I can see I get addicted to
things though if I find something I
really like all all I will do I just get
all hyped about that you feel you hate
fortnite though honest yeah because the
thing is like there's a learning curve
just like if you if you've never played
a video game before you got to learn how
to use the it is not a fun first video
game for sure yeah there are a million
more video games that you'd like what
would you recommend for someone getting
into videoes you play I Was MRA you play
Minecraft or like if you like a story if
you're like I don't get a video game um
story based game is good you know cuz
it's like it's like a movie and you like
GTA movies maybe um so yeah you get to
experience a movie through through
gameplay was fun yeah I love Nintendo 64
that's kind of where I left off was that
what' you play uh gosh almost all of
them my favorite games conquer bad FR
Daya one of my favorite games uh I
played banjo kazui banjo Tui Super Mario
yeah um golden eye actually the two
golden eyes yeah and then the racing
games are really fun oh gosh and then um
Yoshi Yoshi's story oh yeah I think it
was a that was a fun one some good games
yeah I love those like the Mario one was
just a classic it was great Super Mario
6 I got the magazines back then like I
get stuck and they sell those magazines
in like the tutorials you're a gamer
dude yeah I love I would get stuck at a
level and then they'd sell those like
those cheat sheets and so I'd go through
and I I find where where the hidden
things are to go through and then I got
a game shark you remember this you got
like a cheating game oh my God that
leveled me up cuz then I just get
unlimited everything that's where you
ran off the
rails I stop playing shortly after that
cuz it's stopped becoming fun after that
exactly no I had I had action replay
into game shark as it going it just
ruins the game it did oh I got game
shark the the big one was game shark for
Pokemon on the Game Boy and I would get
all the rare candies so all my Pokémon
would be level 100 have all the rare
ones I had the Mew but then I'd be
trading the Mew with other kids in class
who didn't have the Mew dude
congratulations you made it so good that
you you efficient all the fun out of the
game you grinded all fun out of there's
no struggle anymore after that yeah cuz
I'd get the master ball for the Articuno
I remember getting stuck on that for
like a week trying to catch that
Articuno and then one game shark done
and yeah yeah you just have it it's like
I got it that's magical yeah oh that's
where it all changed are there any
cheating things with fortnite no like
people super anti cheat there was a dude
that streamed himself cheating on
fortnite and he got Bann immediately you
can download like aimbots and stuff like
that so you drop in lobbies and then
there's this like software that
basically finds the other person's head
and then moves the C I think I saw uh it
was like a sunny V2 video on that about
like the video game people yeah yeah
yeah yeah a yeah yeah we're show and
it's like that the thing just like yeah
yeah pretty much since the start of
every uh player game that has been a
problem yeah and so they're getting more
intense with anti-cheats and even in
chess there's like alleged cheaters in
your but alleged yep do you think that's
do you think it's real I don't know it
could have been that's awesome I like
would be Michael that would be a great
video for you to do Mike Boyd made that
I think Mike Boyd made a yeah but you
could do it better like private be a
taser
dude actually really smart people could
see you being really good at chess
that's the thing so if you could somehow
trick like what's Hikaru or something
and you be like hey man I've been
training a ton yeah like the B sisters
and you beat them in EN time you're that
would be
hilarious sh what was that Michael
nothing nothing that would be good I
that would be funny yeah I think you
should do that I think that's a that's a
hit video there's 10 million view right
there you get it sponsored by someone
will sponsor it like Adam will sponsor
that yeah yeah yeah
that would be sweet I'm G make an LED
man an LED the RGB butt plug chest close
in the dark yeah that sweet do you feel
much of a pressure to be working harder
right now um like a little bit I kind of
want to make more videos so you want to
make more videos and what's the reason
why you want to make more videos cuz it
it would be fun it would be sweet I
guess yeah yeah it would be nice it
would be nice to have my first page on
my YouTube channel filled out
I think I'm on my second page now
actually when you go to like the videos
wow you go to the second page I think I
want two pages that would be sick that
would be cool yeah yeah at least I'm
getting an easy one out of the Vlog that
quick and easy think that you have like
perfectionism like to a pretty serious
degree like you you it's hard for you to
feel content with the video want yeah I
want it to be good so yeah it takes yeah
yeah probably what would you say with
the limiting factors to you posting more
um that f dub in fortnite baby yeah yeah
so if fortnite didn't exist you would be
like posting a my yeah every [ __ ]
week you would be posting every day of
fortnite not a thing but what about the
guys that you you play fortnite with
like they have jobs right they have yeah
yeah they do do you play solos no no no
I always play it with people okay yeah
so what do you do when they're at
work [ __ ] other stuff I guess I I I
try to get some work done yeah yeah yeah
yeah I don't know sometimes it's it's
tough to get through an edit but uh do
you just lose interest at a certain
point where it's like you spent so long
on something you're like oh man not
another day of this yeah from time to
time yeah but yeah so I'm I'm going to
try and get it like where I have like a
good grasp of the video um or like the
idea as a whole cuz sometimes like I
make like too many auxiliary pieces of
[ __ ] you know like like rails or like
like for the boxing video like um just
like side things that have like nothing
to do with the start of the video but
I'll like you know take like two or 3
weeks to build them mhm I'll be like
that didn't actually save any time for
the for the video making experience so
yeah I'll probably like cut down on on
those and just like maybe I'll see like
how fast I can make a video from like
start to finish that' be interesting to
document that post that on your patreon
oh that would be a great thing to to
give the patreon like the behind the
scenes of a video dude those [ __ ] God
damn it UNICEF needs to send them
something so they basically uh do the
patreon and they say like whatever you
give us if it's anything we're happy for
it but we just want to support you yeah
for a lot a lot of the part God those
poor [ __ ] oh are you going to creater
Clash 2o yes dude I'm so excited I am so
[ __ ] yeah dude I'm going to be screaming
I'm going to lose my [ __ ] voice again
I lost my voice at the chess boxing dude
oh you went to that yeah how was it that
was sweet that was fun as [ __ ] actually
really yeah yeah um it's fun to be on
the outside for sure much more fun than
doing it so
yeah yeah yeah yeah being on the outside
is like you can be excited for
everything and like just [ __ ] be hyp
cuz like also we have like a unique
perspective where it's like you know how
it feels like you're doing that and
you're like [ __ ] so glad it's not me
I know dude it's I yeah I can't wait
dude I'm so excited Ian invite you to do
the second yeah yeah we're going yeah
hell yeah extremely excited yeah I'm
looking forward to it did Ian invite you
to go to the second one or to to like
fight I think everyone who fought in the
first got invited to to the second dude
he [ __ ] he almost got me with I said the
only guy I'd fighting in would be
[ __ ] um [ __ ] Gary ve no way but no
way in the world that gets Gary ve cuz
like Gary ve is like he's like our size
you know so he is is he he's in his
right that would be the such a fight I
know right dude Vegas would go crazy
with those that would be so funny he
almost yeah so like that's just an
impossibility though cuz he's like busy
all the time which I kind of knew cuz I
I wasn't really wanting to do it a
second time unless it was Gary ve um you
just want to take down all the finance
people oh my God just work your way
through us one by one he almost got me
with Froggy Fresh though dude uh do you
know who Froggy Fresh is he's fighting
the second one okay um against I think
Chris rayun I think um actually I'm not
exactly sure he's fighting but um he is
like like early internet he had like
some funny video he was like on Tosh.0
like future video yeah he had like some
really funny [ __ ] early on and now he's
like reemerge to to fight which is like
he looks jacked as [ __ ] too which I'm
excited yeah oh I gotta see what he
looks like dude from before and then now
it's like crazy he had like a [ __ ]
beard now and like a chest tattoo and
he's like Jack yeah I'm glad yeah I'm
glad I didn't fight him so so but you
were on the edge a little bit like maybe
maybe doing it maybe yeah yeah but yeah
it's a crazy I already make like not
that many videos so I think that's
probably part of why that video also
takes so long I was like dude like so
much time like just boxing training so
it's like yeah you know how it is but
what if he got Gary ve would you really
would do it I would do it I would do it
with no training I would I would do
anything you really are that confident
you could I don't care maybe he'd beat
the [ __ ] out of me I don't know cuz it's
funny it's just funny it's funny yeah I
think he's like I think we're the same
height too I did not know that I thought
I thought Gary ve was like 5'8 or
something I don't care
it's take on I would do it yeah cuz
that's so fun he's also like 50 so like
that would be a good advantage
that would be the fun that would be
funny as [ __ ] that's that might actually
be fair if he's like in his 50s taller
but but you know you're younger more
agile you're not going to throw your
back out yeah yeah yeah yeah I I thought
that would be funny but I'm I was pretty
sure that he couldn't you know did you
present that to Ian as like a serious s
like yo that's kind of like when like
this like a sponsor comes to you and
you're like I don't want to do this
sponsor give the and you quote them
really high that's what that was for me
but what if he called your bluff I would
I would 100% yeah I would do cuz that's
funny you still down for it I super down
for you would done it yeah is this you
officially calling out Gary ve dude I've
done it before oh yeah yeah and has he
responded to you or no oh it's cury you
don't think he would respond if we get
him on the podcast which I think will
eventually happen we will mention this
we will mention it let know him down cuz
it's for charity so like you know does
it have to be filmed I don't care you
just BR cameras if you want I do it in
the Target parking lot is there anyone
else you would fight though no no I
don't think so I think my fighting
career is done really what about for a
rematch just hypothetically speaking
back in their still hypothetically want
I wouldn't do it I would do it
hypothetically if it I would not do it
either my [ __ ] yeah dude like yeah I
get dizzy from getting hit in the head
too much especially in sparring y so
what was your sentiment from the
beginning from like once you first heard
that you're going to fight Graham
through the fight and then after the
fight like how do you feel about it Now
versus a week after the fight cuz we
talked to you building up to the fight
but then what about like I was just
extremely happy for it to be over cuz it
was like I was so [ __ ] nervous about
it me too um yeah I was just like
sitting in the garage and like listening
to music and staring at the floor and
like I had like a mirror in the garage
and I would just like every time I get
nervous just like start Shadow Boxing
and like cuz that's like I don't know
practice for it so yeah yeah it was it
was yeah it was nerve-wracking so I'm
just glad for it to be over and then
after the fight how do you feel feel
about it now like reflecting on it I'm
glad for it to be over still I still
feel that relief feeling I thought you
what I that too I like I don't have to
box anymore dud you like wake up and
you're like my day is better cuz I I no
longer have this pressure and I'm still
feeling it I'm still riding that high
sometimes I remember it like I don't
have to do that anymore wait until the
[ __ ] boxing match you're going to be
so happy you're like holy [ __ ] I'm not
in the [ __ ] ring and I can just cheer
and and drink a beer and eat eat a dog
you know what but I want to be be like
backstage just like pep talking cuz I
like I know what that's like you know
that's I want to be that guy got this
dude you [ __ ] I want to help Leon
Hart like I really want him to win I
forget who he's fighting but like I want
to be like if if I could be like in his
ear be like yo man just don't put your
hands down like you got this he [ __ ]
got this dude here's some songs dude
yeah just be a Hitmonchan you know you
do you could do that you [ __ ] got it
dude yeah dude [ __ ] so happy it's
over I was just listening to music
[ __ ] trying to not think it was dude
yeah but you've kept up with your boxing
right not really no I I i' no there was
like a big I was trying to cuz like my
um my coach from last time is training a
lot of the people in the next one so I'm
a good sparring partner for a lot of
them so I did some sparring for them
like I sparred toast he he he did the
yeah and that was good um but then I
like took a lot I'm trying to get back
into like just like getting my cardio
and [ __ ] back up to like be a better
sparring partner for them but not a lot
recently yeah and what was the most
nerve-wracking part of it all because it
seems like a pretty like high anxiety
thing was it the fact that it was in
front of a bunch of people or like a
live audience I don't think the audience
was the issue cameras was scary I mean
there being cameras but I mean honestly
like you know once you were in the ring
it was like it kind of just all was
black for me was the audience though oh
yeah cuz like
sparring it's just like I just focused
on the other person yeah but I guess
with this it's like there's distractions
like screaming and I'm in my head I'm
like everything I do is being watched
and seen so it's like do anything wrong
then it's like everyone that more like
pressure yeah yeah I don't know just the
whole thing also for
um the I also had the added thing of
like the video that I was making for it
I was like oh [ __ ] on top of the V on
top of the fight it's like also the
video will now be heavily impacted by
the F like whatever happens in the fight
like I don't know yeah my conclusion is
like entirely dependent on on the fight
and like if I you know look like [ __ ] or
not so that was that was scary
um yeah you did great though you had
moves that I didn't even know existed
when you would like go like your back
would just Arch like like under like a
scorpion sort of deal my coach is a
crazy [ __ ] he is like such an
excellent Co he's also like a he's like
you know he's like close to like our age
too so he's like yeah yeah he's like I
[ __ ] forget he's got to be like 29 or
something or like 30 really yeah and so
he's like you know he's just like your
boy dude I just assumed he was like a
really like goodl looking 45-year-old
dud you think think because he seems
like he has a lot of experience he does
he he was a golden gloves for California
so like he won in his division he he did
like he went to like Nationals and [ __ ]
um he's like an extremely like well
accredited boxer and he like really
knows how to fight and teach how to
fight good motivation guy how do you
have you training like what was that
about well he'd like dude it was super
lucky um he would like uh thank God it
was all covered by Ian but he'd like
come to my house and we would just like
train near my garage in my garage I put
up like a punching bag I need like bring
Ms and like have me do [ __ ] Ms and
sticks and like run the ladders and [ __ ]
and then after that I'd like go do
cardio at at the gym and like just run
on the treadmill for a while I [ __ ] up
my legs pretty bad running um um what
you get on concrete huh did you get like
shin spls I did get shin splints and
also knees got really bad my hip also
got pretty bad so I so I switched to
treadmill and that kind of help but oh
he'd have us run up Griffith every like
other week which was pretty sweet he
took us on the same route he trained at
the same gym uh Pacquiao train at oh wow
so he took us on like the same or like
half of the same route not the whole
whole rout and so what was the route
though what would you be doing it was
just from like bottom to top you know
you just like jog all the way up um in
the middle is the observatory you do
[ __ ] crunches good our crunches and
push-ups out of the way in the middle
this was not super off this like every
other week sometimes every like two
weeks um and then like go all the way to
the top of the mountain after that um
and you look like a huge [ __ ] doing
that at the observatory you look like
just the biggest [ __ ] ever doing
Shadow Boxing on the Cass it's
embarrassing so embarrassing Shadow but
dude he's so [ __ ] like you got it
dude you [ __ ] got he'll like do it
with you so it's like less embarrassing
um yeah cuz I see guys at the gym every
now and then through the shadow boxing
and it's always the kind of weird ones
that do that you like by themselves I
don't want to be the weird they look
they all look really aggressive I know
dude yeah so I'm like who are you
pretending to fight I imagine they they
imagine they're like
somebody dud they definitely have
someone in mind they a particular person
in mind yeah those people are weird so
that was embarrassing to do um yeah how
is it uh now that you don't have to do
the training uh great I en I actually I
still do the training I do once a week
once a week sometimes every other week
depending on what the schedule is like
yeah it's it's good it's good afterwards
I hate going into it because I don't
feel like it but then after I finish I'm
like I'm glad I went it's always a good
thing afterwards yeah yeah yeah but the
training was tough yeah God hey we don't
have to do it anymore let's fing I
know you know it was funny I was talking
to drct Mike about this and he said that
um he recommended a um what like a
sports I forget like a not a therapist
but like a psychologist or what was it
forget the term for it but there's like
a like a sports like a like a pep talker
oh yeah a hype man yeah but but there's
like a there's a scientific way about it
where they where they do it in such a
way where Maybe it's more I I don't like
a sports psychologist maybe that's it
yeah yeah yeah those are real that like
cuz I was saying like the biggest fear
for me was just like the fear and like
getting up in front of all these people
and like he says oh there there's ways
that you could combat that and you
should have done this I was like I
didn't even know that existed right yeah
yeah it's like a lot of [ __ ] you out
after so I think he started doing that
um after a second fight I think he wants
to take it more seriously he is right
he's like getting heavy heavy into it
that's exciting and scary and fighting a
boxer yeah well he fought like a real
boxer last time didn't he fight I think
that was like an MMA guy right gu Nick
Nick Diaz n oh yeah yeah he was in his
he did he did well he didn't win but he
did well I mean was a really scary guy
yeah yeah that is like an MMA animal
those guys move like czy like he a
doctor it's like I don't know I feel
like his mind is so like you shouldn't
you shouldn't mess with that yeah dude I
don't know how many more punches I can
take probably like lose it dude yeah
doing it can consistently is crazy like
going to a consistent sparring you're
getting head
consistently yeah CT yeah you sparred
way more than I did I think I only got
like two sessions and something like
that but you were like add it add it it
yeah my coach was very adamant about
like sparring as NE and I think it was
good dude dude I was a dude [ __ ]
holding back tears my first fight or my
first sparring yeah I was like well why'
you hit me I mean it's like who is the
who's the first coach oh your coach it
like it was like I mean it's all good
but it was like just like a human
reaction of like someone hitting you in
the face is like weird right and it's
like yeah getting over that hump was was
a good experience yeah yeah it's
interesting when the coaches do that
because they hit you in such a way they
they like do this and you go down like
that and then they get you at the top
yeah you know they know like what you're
going to do like it's it's like chess
it's interesting it really is like
they'll do they'll do a jab to the gut
and you go oh like that but then you put
this hand down and they go like that but
what if they train you they're like okay
you know you look like you're going to
get punch in the gut you you got to lean
to the side and they train you that way
and then they know if they go for a gut
shot you just lean to the side I mean
IDE ideally you want to do that but then
you but then you could throw like you
know I'm going to hit hit the head but
I'm just going to fake it yeah I'm just
going to fake it and then you you do
that and then they go down it's how they
find like your weaknesses and stuff and
they'll tell you and then I still
[ __ ] do it you know yeah it's so hard
to get rid of some of those Hab it's
incredible like am thinking and work
that goes into that I think that's where
things went wrong for you gram is the
lack of sparring like a simulated real
fight I feel like especially with such
little time to practice is the best way
to get decent in uh the amount of I
hated it I hated it I hated sparing I
didn't want to but you like the headgear
and everything andar does stop your like
I think headgear is only so you don't
get like cuts on your face like you've I
mean it's still like just like 90% of
the impact is hit in your head yeah and
like you can still get the headaches and
stuff like it's just so your like nose
doesn't get [ __ ] up the coach was
telling me that concussions I think are
more common with the
yeah more surface area yeah I think it's
cuts um it helps protect your nose a
little bit Yeah but like you could still
like you get punched right in the middle
it's like it doesn't offer that much
protection yeah sparring is intense dude
I fought some sparred some people at
like the the gym that my coach trains
out of now it's called CM Stables um and
those people are crazy they all like you
know like went easy and like worked with
me but it like still they hit you with
like such a hard
shots [ __ ] this one girl named Norma
dude she it was really useful CU it was
I actually got a great variety of people
so it was like some people who like were
really defensive and then some people
who were like really agile moved around
a lot um so it was like good to see the
different styles and like try to adapt
to different [ __ ] dude she would just
like do this and like cover everything
yeah she turtle and then once you got
close you would [ __ ] like just like
the strongest hooks ever that was the
dizziest I ever I think I got a small
concussion from that yeah Spar her I
Spar um this kid named
who is like he he is 14 years old but he
is the best 14-year-old in the country
so because he beat the [ __ ] out of me I
think that's okay because he's the best
he's for get any good hits no no no no
he it was like he was like fighting Ang
from Avatar the Last Air Banner he was
like he would just like jab you three
times and then like and then like jump
and he would he was like like I was in
the center and he was just like like
[ __ ] Hubble Space Telescope orbiting
the [ __ ] out of me he was just like
always moving were you bigger than him
yeah well yeah yeah I'm like I mean you
know I'm GNA adults and he's 14 years
old he could definitely beat the [ __ ]
out of hey there are some big there's
some big 14 yeah there are yeah could be
some there six foot tall beard and like
you know yeah but he was just like
incredibly fast and like just a
disgusting amount of like he is the best
14-year-old boxer in the entire United
States were you scared before you fought
him uh a little bit I mean like he I
think he was also going easy and not
hitting me super hard which is nice um
was part of you like he's 14 no at no
point they look so scary dude they all
look so cuts on their eyes they smoking
a cigarette everyone everyone who boxes
though is like they got Muses they look
like chel yeah they all look chiseled at
no point was I like [ __ ] it's it's a kid
no no it's like yeah no okay no yeah did
you talk to him beforehand yeah yeah
actually I think that's that's that was
part of my strategy was to establish a a
relationship so they go easier on me
yeah I would like talk during the
sparring and be like oh good one oh I
did the same thing good one yeah I did
the same thing great hit
humanize yourself make yourself a more
vulnerable well
done that one kind of
hurt the same thing yeah yeah I it's a
defense
F yeah yeah I talked
before can't they be the [ __ ] out of me
now do anyone like do any of them watch
your channel do they know who you are
really few of them saw the fight okay
was which is good yeah they should nice
but did they know you from like YouTube
at all like from and then our coach is
like always like talking about like the
YouTube stuff now and he's always like
doing [ __ ] about it yeah so they they
know now yeah I think they still think
it's maybe like a little stupid but
they're all extremely nice yeah yeah
yeah so what do you think about Ian
fighting uh Alex Wasabi right now oh
dude that's gonna be crazy who do you
think I think I think my money's on Ian
cuz he's got that experience right now
been fighting for like years oh you know
Alex was he has a [ __ ] boxing pring
in his backyard for how long I thought
this was like a recent thing no no no
he's been doing this they both they they
both got a lot of experience um say Ian
still I want to say Ian cuz I just want
to see that happen yeah yeah yeah Ian
won in my heart also for the for the
last creative Clash that was awesome
yeah just seeing him go through it it
was in oh gosh super
intense good fight yeah I felt bad on
stage I just wanted I wanted to call it
you know like guys all right we did
enough good show guys he got to show the
he like really showed the like his
endurance that was crazy yeah but like
seeing him right at with the black eye
and like the puffy face felt bad yeah I
would also feel bad for him though if
you called it early and like he cuz he
still obviously had [ __ ] in the tank you
know and it's like you don't want to
call it while he's like still able to
fight I would have stopped earlier but
give them both a you know just say you
both won this point everyone wins as
long as you that would be hilarious if
just everyone wins as long as you get up
there you you want something dude dude
holy [ __ ] it's going to be sweet I I'm
excited for um do you know who uh
Sabrina is um she's like um I think
she's in like the really lightweight um
female fighting uh section of the fight
so and she's like I I don't actually
know who she's fighting but she was at
the same gym that I was at like my coach
trains out of sometimes she just comes
for fun um
and like she just punches so [ __ ]
much she's like a volume puncher and so
that's going to be awesome to see that's
like super overwhelming for most people
me included like whenever like someone's
just throwing combos it's like I just
shut my brain off yeah um yeah so I'm
excited for that one I'm just excited to
go I think I think it's all leveling up
now because everyone saw the first one
and like for real yeah yeah like the bar
is now set at that level and you have to
surpass that by like probably twofold
yeah yeah thank God we did the first one
and not the second one the second one's
like two times as big for the crowd you
see that I don't think I do this is it a
different Stadium like a bigger Arena
it's like a 2X Stadium 2x on what we
were at it's I think it went from 10,000
to 20,000 or 20, whatever whatever the
multiplier for time
two yeah yeah yeah it'll be hyp it'll be
sick jez does Lily not want to fight no
I don't think she wants to get hit in
the head no yeah no she doesn't she
likes learning like little boxing stuff
um like punching and stuff yeah she's
pretty good at jabbing I think it's
interesting that dad is going to fight
again
honestly I am the most excited for that
fight to yeah isn't he fighting someone
that's like kind of like fighting AB
yeah in the last one kind of big right
was big and pretty good yeah but dad is
crazy if I were AB I would be so scary
be terrified I think he could like
probably snake dad a couple you know cuz
Dad was like putting his hands I mean
like to to unload to un yeah yeah like
his hands were like down like maybe abs
like seeing it and being like I could
survive yeah but so is see that too and
like you know scared I'm not going to do
that my favorite though is The Joe Rogan
clip see Jo is like the father is
literally beating the [ __ ] out of the
Sun the best tweet of my life and he's
enjoying it the sun gets you know
knocked out and the dad just like that's
not do as a father so funny that was an
incredible clip what do you guys think
do you think he's going to go out like
the same that he did the first grader
class just run out and start punching
and hopefully preparing for that I feel
like everyone's expecting that so he'd
be smart to like do something a little
different fake him out like go slow and
then Sprint up you know like I guess
we'll see that's why I'm excited to go I
can't [ __ ] wait what did you think of
when you were in the [ __ ] back room
and you saw the [ __ ] did you have a t
you had a TV we had the TV it was a tiny
little thing too oh really and you saw
the M Watson fight what did dude like
what was going through your head I was
terrified dude me too that was the
moment where I was like I was kind of
hoping people were taking it easy like
you know like you know the sparring we
like could hit like that's what I
thought it was going to be like just
gentle just gentle like little Jabs here
and there nothing nothing crazy when I
saw that tone dude I thought how
mismatched is it like if if if this was
the first one are they all going to be
like that's exactly what I thought I was
like is everything going to be like that
but then he kept getting hit my my
biggest thing was just watching people
like go up there and then come back and
you see the before and afters of people
like they're going up and they're scared
and they're terrified and they come back
and they're just like limping in and
they got like an
on the side of their face they like you
got to go to the hospital but everyone
is doing that and then I'm thinking like
I can't escape that like there's no way
that like I'm going to be the exception
of just like not being hurt at all that
buildup was [ __ ] to be like later on
in the fights dude seen the Ryan McGee
Alex fight crazy yeah yeah they came
back and they were like holy never
[ __ ] up yeah I think he went to the
hospital right yeah yeah he did he BR I
think he broke his nose yeah concussion
broke his nose and concussion I remember
remember seeing his nose and it was like
huge it's absolutely massive and they
had the the stuff they stuffed his nose
in the middle that and um and his eye
was like just completely red like there
was no white in the eye it was red that
was an awesome fight it was a crazy
fight but I would would have loved to
have gone first yeah I think so too yeah
and plus like people were still kind of
like filling in the seats get it first
get it out of the way you know not
everyone gets to see it that really set
the stage the dad fight Jesus Christ
Jack and I were gonna do the uh what is
it the liver King thing oh the Barbarian
the bar yeah he invited us to do a
barbarian and it involves holding what
is it 80 lb bar it's like 80 lb is it 80
yeah I think it was 80 lb okay 80 lb
kettle bell kettle bells in either hand
with 100 lb in the back backpack plus
ankle weights and you're like dragging
drag like a 200 lb sled you got to walk
a mile you walk a mile to yeah it's
crazy so I was thinking Well Jack
there's no way Jack and I should have
the same weights right if someone if
someone's like 6 tall 6'5 let's just say
they weigh 250 lb I shouldn't carry the
same weight as that person it doesn't
make sense probably not it should be it
should be to body weight yeah yeah yeah
should be a proportion of body weight
that's the only way to keep it you know
keep it fair because otherwise I'm doing
the work of two yeah I don't know Grant
because you've also been working out for
what 10 years now yeah but not like not
like a thorough workout I'm talking like
sh out people say you have not they're
not functional though they're all
they're purely aesthetic okay ask me to
pick up anything I can't do
it mayy was trying to get me to open a
jar the other day I couldn't and you
couldn't do it no it was just on there
it took me like five minutes what did
you think man she like called for you to
help her out first of all she couldn't
do it and then she goes to me I couldn't
do it so I run under water for a little
bit it was like a pasta sauce JW jar and
it just was just stuck [ __ ] on there
yeah I'd blow torch that yeah yeah you
got to do something I got it off though
but feel good it did but it's also the
um like if it's a if it's a wide jar
it's hard for me to like get a good
grasp on it right if it's a smaller jar
yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll do it dude yeah
yeah it's hard to find a thing that's
your size yeah dude tough 5 foot three
life it's [ __ ] sweet dude it's
actually so hard to find a motorcycle
that I could fit on properly Honda
rockus uh yeah see that's what I'm
saying yeah yeah yeah yeah no I just do
the one foot
thing right yeah I would think the same
thing with motorcycles like just being
able to put your foot down when you're
at a red light without the whole thing
toppling over yeah you got to do like a
like the the onef footer instead of like
Norm like a lot of people just do the
two Footers yeah you just like you just
must gain the skill that must 250s are
pretty big yeah yeah the other like like
a 689 and that that one is much larger
so what are your plans for the future
how do you envision the perfect Michael
leaves Reeves
Michael leaves life in five years um
maybe I'll be in Japan for a year
that'll be fun yeah maybe hopefully
sooner yeah I want to um I was thinking
about going like on more road trips
would be fun up the West CO the PCH
would be super fun that is cool be super
sweet I'd love to see Vlogs if you just
did a vlog I'm on you have the channel
I'm doing once a week I'm doing yeah
doing one a a cool thing happened I
wasn't gonna I was just going to get the
footage and like listen on patreon but a
a cool thing did happen in this Vlog
where I was like okay I could maybe put
this on YouTube can we get a little bit
of a I can tell you out okay yeah yeah
yeah it happens like right in the middle
I just like don't talk about it it was
fun it was like um a couple times like
the car the truck broke down and I had
to fix it on like the side of their own
that's like fun trials and tribulations
okay yeah radiator blew and I had to
like do some hose [ __ ] was this the
uh the city car this is a city car do
not meant to go that fast un like
well it's like on
high 80,000 miles I feel like it could
probably go pretty fast right I mean I
don't know whoever owned it before did
not treat it well so like on the highway
for a consistent amount of time it heats
up so [ __ ] fast oh dang yeah the
radiator is absolutely [ __ ] up so how
many vehicles you have now you still
have the
Tesla I think so oh yeah yeah we have a
very we have a large parking lot in the
backyard yeah oh nice yeah I mean the
truck is like like a work truck you know
I don't drive it anywhere yeah right
yeah and I don't really drive my car
anymore it's just the motorcycles kind
of just do the bikes around town yeah
yeah it's much nicer around La that's
what lwig does I mean he rides a he's on
the best yeah I him get his motorcycle
license you did yeah he got it he took
the test on my bike wow no wait wait I
didn't know he he got the vesa recently
um oh no I think his vesa's legal to
ride without it or he was just riding it
could be less than 50 c maybe yeah yeah
when I saw that I was so jealous man was
so funny I told you Grand I was like
dude he looks so so cool on that vesa
that looks like it's so fun vesas are
sweet it's like a scooter scooting
around yeah yeah not in city traffic but
like going up like the like a road to
like Griffith is quite nice at like the
sun sunet they sell 49cc vesas like they
purposely make a model that is 49 cc to
bypass the California you can drive
around I think you just need a driver's
license all you need is a driver's
license so you you just do it like
tomorrow and you I mean technically you
can buy any motorcycle without a
driver's license they just sell it to
you and like don't drive it on the road
yeah there you go fell off you go buddy
I don't know how you're getting it
home I'm going to go this way now and
I'll see you later yeah yeah but yeah
you can do it and it's fun on like a
like a a back road or like Sunset is
super nice dude the line to get to
Griffith is like so long but you just
like drive past all of them cuz you're
just like I'm really I feel like one car
is going to go like way you do gr would
you hop on a a motorcycle scooter a vesa
or something like that depends where I
would I would but just not Ro yeah oh
yeah that's that's easy you I feel like
you could do it in your neighborhood in
Vegas maybe yeah your neighborhood go
around yeah that'd be fun you get a
Honda Ruckus those can go on dirt a
little bit too those are fun yeah
scooters you don't have to like work a
clutch or anything too you just [ __ ]
hop on and I could do that twist the
thing yeah yeah those are sweet my
neighbors in La I don't know if you
remember this there's a whole bunch of
kids who lived across the street and
they got one of those little tiny
motorcycles like they're really tiny
ones their legs would be like up in the
air like pocket rocket and they would
ride that thing up and down the street
but it was so loud [ __ ] and they would
go late at night and so sometimes I'm
filming like I'm talking 10 p.m. at
night vro vroom and just like just up
and down for hourss [ __ ] hours and
the thing is they must have been like 12
or 13 I don't think their parents really
like yeah had any involvement in them
but they were just like just up and down
the street was fun dude yeah that's
[ __ ] yeah dude I was so jealous of
kids in my neighborhood who had like
little pocket rockets just like flying
around like 25 cc it's like barely a
[ __ ] lawnmower
engine it sounds like a lawn mower
though yeah yeah yeah it probably is
like the same Eng some we whackers like
a two-stroke [ __ ] thing gosh yeah
yeah yeah so I want to do more of that
like just like I get that just some like
long road trip traveling is fun I really
liked my um road trip to Boston when I
did like the dog piss video I liked that
that was that was super nice cuz like
like a lot of the time I'm like damn
should be working or doing something but
it's like I literally could not be cuz
I'm like my only mission is to just
drive to a place and like I couldn't
work if I wanted to you know did you
take your time on the trip or was it
like I took some time yeah um I like
stopped in like a couple spots Utah was
like super beautiful I think we talked
about that a little last time actually
um yeah so something like that again
like really nice yeah your dedication to
the video is mind-blowing to me like
going to Vegas for just that one like
we're talking like 10 seconds 20 seconds
of a clip but it's like a whole day trip
trip for 10 seconds makes sense though
that one yeah that was fun that was good
dude the Boston trip was sweet I I think
I kind of wanted to do the road trip
anyway and it was like you get a video
segment out of it yeah yeah so that was
that was excellent yeah be fun if you
did something with AI like just
Incorporated like a chat GPT of of some
sort for like a you know yeah I'll do
something like that that's just going
crazy have you seen those um uh AI
generated um Pres playing like fortnite
voices yes dude those are the funniest
those are probably the greatest memes
I've seen in recent history I haven't
seen them there so it'll be like [ __ ]
Obama you need to hop on Roblox right
now you shited and like dude [ __ ]
like Joe Biden Trump [ __ ] Obama
Hillary Clinton and like a Minecraft
server like and the voices sound like
real I heard I heard of Joe Biden one
that sounds pretty good dud so good
there's like one [ __ ] I saw this video
of like a dude showing one to his his
mom and it's like Joe Biden talking
about like the stickiest ickiest weed
he's ever smoked like he's like this
[ __ ] this [ __ ] will stop your pacemaker
this has been watered with the blood of
36 dragons and is really and his mom is
like well you know what people are going
to believe it that's that's the thing
you know so being used for memes and
it's so good reminds me that Joe Rogan
thing it's funny I think I sent you this
Jack it's like it's as soon as it came
up The Joe Rogan thing where he's
selling testosterone pills yeah uh I was
scrolling Tik Tok and all of a sudden
there was this guy who was talking about
like these testosterone pills and Joe
Rogan you see him yeah these pills are
the best I go for like Alpha you know
whatever it is and I'm looking cuz it it
seems a little off I realize it's AI
it's not even Joe Rog it's Ai and like
you see his mouth moving but it's not
perfect and it seems a little off but
like it it's it looks so legit it's like
Alpha GR
and I sent it to you like as soon as it
came was it a fake ad yes yeah they like
totally faked this guy yeah so what they
did they went on The Joe Rogan show and
there was another guy the other guy was
legitimately talking about the benefits
of testosterone yeah then they got back
to to Joe and Joe's AI now yes I you
know I totally agree with that point
that's why I do alpha [ __ ] yeah
particle yeah yeah Al that's why I use
Alpha grind through number one in the
Amazon store I'm like it's you know what
actually I didn't catch it at first but
but it sounded too much like an ad like
wait a second This sounds too salesy
like he wouldn't say this and then I
looked into it and like that's a real
thing dude that sh's c the future's
going to be awesome the fut going to be
sweet I hope I die by the time that I I
but I but you know what but like at some
point there's got to be like a
verification tag like if if a computer's
able to see that you're online like
there's some sort of blue check mark or
something that you've approved that or
that that's actually you yeah or just
that it's not like a deep faked video I
think working on stuff where it's like
you can tell if it's like a def fake
thing how would they be able to tell I
don't even [ __ ] know I don't know I'm
really bad at AI stop so I'm not sure
all I know is I love the memes Joe Rogan
talking to Jordan Peterson about his
Minecraft
build so [ __ ] swear God I saw that
exact same yeah those are they're
incredible I will show you right over
here oh my gosh I would love that I
binged like 20 of them it was literally
they's so like low effort to make
usually too that there's just like there
a lot of them now and they're so funny
they're just so [ __ ] funny yeah we
could have an intro like that for the a
coffee hour that would be interesting
and we say oh this intro was just all AI
that would be cool no or say that we
paid for it on
Cameo that would be cool too yeah that
would be sweet just just play it off as
like hey this is real yeah you own the
Michael RE 2 channel right is that you
or is that no that's someone no I don't
that is just some R oh I did oh it was
you were telling me on the other podcast
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah what podcast the
OTV one oh you don't own Michael re too
no that's just a random person no I talk
to him now and again and I'm
like no it's not not me um yeah yeah
trying to how is that channel doing I
feel like it does I'm trying to get him
to pay me he's probably making more
money than myud here's the thing you
could come up with some sort of like
contract be like yo I'll take 50% of
Michael re2 and I'll send you on random
occasion little tidbits of like yeah
I've talked to him before original
footage I just would rather have it not
happen but it's always going to happen
like a second someone clipping you don't
think that's you would rather not not
happen I would rather a second channel
that it's like pretending to be me did
not exist but I'm I feel like it will
probably always happen if I think it's
good for you because you're posting so
infrequently that these these Random
clips that like pop off on YouTube and
stuff like that they keep you random
though on top though between each post
yeah it's pretty random though it's fun
to it's fun to get them on the
starvation diet though starvation
they're like they have to go back like 3
years likeit so is the reason you're not
posting because of the second
Channel I talk to him on Discord
sometimes I'm trying to work something
out with him yeah you still haven't
worked something out with him I'm a lazy
person I thought R was you know it's
funny because looks a lot like it's so
well done too like the videos are well
clipped good titles good thumbnails it
was funny I thought for the longest time
you had a second Channel and there was
something on Creator clash and I
commented as though as that were you and
then I think they pinned the comment at
the top responded back like thank you so
much and I was like that's cool Michael
responded that like he's he's on YouTube
right now that's kind of neat and I
thought like okay it makes sense that
you're not posting as much on your your
main Channel because you got this thing
yeah yeah no no no no definitely not I
wonder the sort of like deals she's
getting cuz like iMagic you getting
sponsor no no but I'm just saying it's
guaranteed there are companies reaching
out as probably getting offered yeah
guaranteed probably yeah
guarantee then he'll start using like AI
to start making
guysa grind this is how I won the boxing
match Alp Alp grind I only ate Alpha
grind woke up Alpha grind went to bed
Alpha grind it's number one in the
Amazon
store and you could order now before
they run out
unreal yeah guaranteed they could they
could be taking crazy sponsor ship deals
yeah yeah yeah I would just I would hire
the guy honestly you honestly could I
would I would hire that person he's
already doing all the work you know yeah
yeah how many subscribers does he have a
few hundred thousand I thought more the
videos pop off yeah no I thought it was
like at a million subscribers
probably I want to say like
400,000 513,000 subscribers that's about
right bro but dude the views he's
pulling I can't got it does it make you
sick I want to kill myself but they're
all they're all over 8 minutes like he
purposely makes 8 minutes and 3 seconds
to Mid the
video every video is just barely over
you know how much they're making in ad
Revenue yes what is it you can't I can't
think about Michael can you not just
like reach out I do I do I know but just
like work something out or he gives the
channel I think he said that it it's
been getting demonetized like intensely
recently which is why wants you to
believe I know right yeah but like oh
yeah it's not that good though access to
it yeah that is absurd so that channel
sorry man 118 million
views that's crazy there's one month he
had uh 8.3 million views in a month I
can't look at that wow oh God doing he's
doing this is doing fantastic an average
of 75,000 views a day you're doing great
Michael you don't got to worry about it
man don't feel this pressure that you
need to be posting all the time dude cuz
he's doing it but you do you man he's
doing it I this is actually a great
video I actually I watched this one
Michael Reeves being a comedy genius for
18 minutes I'm this a fantastic video
though it's like really well like the
amount of research and time to make it
all together that is a lot of time yeah
like that's probably like a few days
worth of work if if someone were to go
through all of your videos and like you
know organize them yeah dude I wonder
how many times he's combed through the
library cuz like there's not that much
to
work he knows every video word for word
he just it as he's a bad clip he's like
okay I got to use
this he getting time to upload again
what about getting someone else just
like you know you give someone else
power of attorney they they do all the
work on your behalf to like re just get
in cont like work with the guy yeah
maybe like you don't want to shut him
down but like work with him he's
obviously talented at what he's doing or
hire him jack for like for Clips we
could use him for like our Clips Channel
and stuff like that you know dude yeah
he's talented he's I think it's worth
his time man I think he's doing
just well you'll know to reach out when
he's gets sponsored by Alpha crun yeah
dud he's going to contact me and be like
can you do the ad read now yes
imag I my AI is no longer working I just
I need to say these few words dude wait
would you do that if you reached out and
was like yo I found a sponsor you do the
I'll give you 50% of the revenue would
you do it funny as [ __ ] only if it was
like something super funny like like
Adam and Eve or something like
Fleshlight Fleshlight dude I I remember
flashlight did uh yeah it's a company I
wanted to do a video with them where
they were like alank sponsorships but
they never contacted me I said I needed
like 300 flashlights for a video and
they didn't ever contact me again what
what was the video I think I was going
to make like a raft out of fleshlights
or something like a
boat just I think the it wasn't like
like the thing it was more just like to
see how many flashlights I could get
from
flashlight I just like make the dumbest
[ __ ] thing ever with
it just like do they float yeah does it
freeze like do random stuff I really
want to 300 CU that's the only way it's
like funny huh 300 yeah like 300
flashlights I think 100 FL flashlights
no some I don't know I don't know how
much would be needed to make a raft be
funny to go to Marina del re and like
make it legit like raft and like see if
you get it from the beginning of the
harbor to the
end what if they just don't float from
the start I bet I I bet you could take
it out of the plastic and like blow it
with compressed air to make a balloon
Okay and like you like pontoons like a
hovercraft around my boat and the and
the main structure is like why you give
up on that man they didn't give me 300
flashlight I I was ready I had the
vision I was so ready to make this
[ __ ] game for it would you do yeah I
want 300 flashlights how much would that
cost 300 flashlights I have no idea I
don't know I've never bought a
flashlight but how much would that cost
I mean like would the cost them about
$17.99 per flashlight I love how you got
that s Sunday yeah use my referral link
oh gosh this is now now it's my search
and now I'm going to get at I know where
can I buy 300 flashlight uh they're
expensive okay so the really cheap ones
are
1995 1766 like right yeah that's funny
that's the Mia Khalifa one damn that's
why is that the names of these too oh
yeah they name them Mia stroker [ __ ]
stroker it's called dude it's called
It's called The Mia Khalifa stroker
stroker what
this in white one stroker one stroker
wasn't enough there no stroker stroker
this is the boss level for
$80 boss level dude what do you what is
that the boss level you know you have to
clean those you have to clean those
yourself oh man dishwasher safe and then
we got mistress Mercedes Vibe mouth
stroker Cho damn that one I don't want
that it only has one stroker in the name
that's not good enough I need thiser
Elite strer wait so are these real molds
uh some of them are real molds of real
people serious dude I yeah I can't look
at that anymore what okay so anyway the
answer is $20 20 that's the answer yeah
like2 so $6,000 probably at cost too for
them is like you know cuz they're making
like I bet it's like five bucks or
something got to be it's got to be yeah
it's like five times like 300 they're
they're under like two grand for that
one I just want 300 flashlights at
cost so it doesn't matter like if I were
to buy you 300 flashlights you wouldn't
do I funny if it's from them you know
cuz like it's obviously not about what I
make with it's like I just want to see
how many I can like squeeze out of them
how many they send me dude I want to get
like a pallet of fleshlights arriving to
my door like by for Cliff that is would
be so awesome yeah they just never
message me again which is sad that would
be great but did you get in contact with
him in I did originally on LinkedIn huh
that sounds like way to get into contact
with dude they were YouTube DM or sorry
Twitter DM and yeah I was like 300
please for this and I think they just
never talked again about it yeah why
wouldn't you have Michael Reeves 2 reach
out for you oh yeah yeah yeah he could
be doing everything for the real guy
[ __ ] [ __ ] I'm just a puppet actually
the real [ __ ] the heart and soul
behind this whole operation he tells me
what to say I would honestly i' hire him
yeah no I would hire him I I don't think
he lives in the United States
too dude he's making a kill him I know
hire him hire him to do this
[ __ ] bastard what other ideas
like this have you just like scrapped
because the compan flashlight one yeah I
don't know I can't think of them off the
top of the head there's a I think
there's probably a couple but I don't
really remember where I just asked for
something outrageous like maybe they'll
give it to me that's funny I know right
dude I'm sure I want to know what that
looks like oh it probably looks it's you
know what I bet it's smaller than you
would think what
she 300 especially if you're ballooning
them I mean no it's like I would imagine
it's it's 300 300 water bottles I can't
imagine it being like that much like a
case of 24 is like this but you're
ballooning the thing is he's blowing
them up with no but I'm saying shipping
like they sh I want to say the my guess
the pallet would be like about the size
of this and probably like that so it's
like this is for 24 this is like a water
bottle this is like 24 it's not too bad
like 4times like a foot and a half by a
foot that's as far as I'll get if you
blew them up you could make like a
fortress dude I bet you could that would
a double de I could use do multiple
things I could build a raft I could fill
them with [ __ ] helium and do an up
balloon that would be great fill them
with with helium you can make a foam pit
out of them too out of the blown up ones
that would be so sick God damn dude you
can make like a [ __ ] water balloon
spy balloon with the airag out of them
yeah they're going to shoot that down so
fast
flashlight spy
balloon [ __ ] yeah so what does a video
need to pass like what what is the
litmus test you push push video ideas
through in order to say okay this is
good enough to make a video I don't even
know I if I like just [ __ ] around with
it and it gets out of hand it's probably
going to become a video if you like cuz
I'm sure since there's such a large
period of time between each video I'm
sure you come up with plenty of ideas
through that time but what is that you
just don't know like how do you know
that it's a a actual main Channel video
idea I don't know usually I'll just
[ __ ] get too far on it [ __ ] around
with it and it has to become a video now
and then or like if if I don't get super
far it's cuz I've like already shot it
down um I think I'm I'm going to start
I've already started working on like the
next one which is like not the greatest
idea but I've already already gotten
pretty far and I could make it pretty
quick I think um it's not the Vlog thing
tease it oh we got to get a hint there's
like nothing I like it's about videos
it's a video about videos okay yeah de
yeah yeah yeah yeah um which isn't a
super good idea but I think it'd just be
fun to make how'd you get the idea [ __ ]
I don't remember maybe something yeah no
I don't really remember all right I just
thought it would be fun as well I was
working on like the last one like this
would be interesting and what's your
timeline to have that posted by I don't
know Michael Reeves to needs to know
they' been call he's got
mouth he has mouth to feed he a family
man just think of it [ __ ] no dude no I
have no idea I'm G to do the Vlog first
and then maybe go on a road trip and
then make the other video Yeah PCH baby
that sounds fun yeah yeah I think so I
actually recently just took a road trip
up to Oregon and but it was on like the
five where'd you go in Oregon uh we went
to Ashlin but we were there for like a
20 minutes we're having my friend move
so we're getting a stuff bringing it
back um it's really fun road trip though
and I think it would be even better
looking on the PCH it' be slow but the
five is just like really starts really
beautiful and like and then it's just
like dog [ __ ] yeah cornfields for like
300 miles yeah oh I got something
interesting to tell you yeah I uh posted
a clip on my channel it was the it was
the uh scara's credit score remember he
said that someone stole his credit card
or his credit score and there was like a
trade line and and someone was like
paying it off yeah I didn't realize that
that's very common uh with some people
who um pay for a social security number
they apply for a credit card but they
don't want to screw anybody over so
they'll open up a card or take out a
loan but pay it off oh and so they said
most likely his credit card information
or not his credit card his his identity
had been leaked somebody purchased it
but without like malicious intent he's
got like a benevolent credit card
identity I don't know if that's what
benevolent means I think it is it's
close enough close enough yeah he's got
like a like a guardian angel who social
security number but like I got multiple
be like yeah it's not that uncommon I
guess makes sense you don't want to be
like a huge [ __ ] right and like you
just don't want to you can't or like you
can't go through the process of getting
social right exactly so it's like you do
that but you don't want to like screw
someone over yeah and and you want like
more credit from that so it's like
you're not going to like you know bite
the hand that feeds so like you're going
to pay it off and dude that's crazy
someone has to like go to that extent to
to get that to get like a social
security number and they'll still pay it
off and they'll pay it off on time
they'll be a great citizen
financially literate yeah understanding
the due dates not carrying interest to
no balances on that card growing someone
else's credit yeah they're kind of doing
them a service in a way they are yeah I
mean it could it could have gone really
bad but it went well yeah so it's just a
fun resolution I didn't think of that
yeah so cool cool I think is there
anything else you want to mention I
don't think so no what do you up to
tonight Stu I'm I'm going work on my
video actually okay I'm like a pretty
fun part to edit right now of the Vlog
really yeah nice it's fun yeah it's like
kind of wild event happened to me are
you going to post it before Creator
Clash or after before for sure I think
I'm trying to get it out by like I don't
know middle of next month really at
least to those poor starving patreons
okay [ __ ] sorry I really hope you post
it on the main Channel if not then it's
a it's a good I'll give it to Michael
Reed too I'll give it to Michael Reed
too and he can post it oh yeah
yeah I like
that all right man well thank you so
much I really appreciate this anytime
you get your free stock Down Below in
the description you still alive a lot of
people think he died still look at that
lot of people think he died I don't know
what's with that everyone has terrible
they're like oh wow oh yeah yeah really
I keep him alive yeah you like him I oh
yeah you got a good tank form you got
good filtration yeah dude my my um uh my
water source is just really good I have
like the full AR system underneath dude
if my landlord looks under my sink he's
going to think I'm cooking meth under
that thing dude it looks it's like a
three stage filter or two you got four
stage four with a deonat stage are you
serious dude I wanted that fish to live
I I mean I still want the fish live
obviously still alive yeah yeah get
scallops or something like that yeah
maybe yeah I'm afraid what is a scallop
is that a clam it's a it's a m clam it's
a mollusk Jack why does it look like a
meatball then when it that's on the
inside you eat it but how is there how
is there that much meat inside of a clam
cuz that's what they filter feed with
you have the two shells and you pull
open the shell and that's the meat on
the inside like you've seen my the clam
that's what it is yes there's a lot of
meat in that clam yeah that's that's a
different type of clam but yeah I guess
I'm just picturing the Moll in the ocean
they just have two shells and then they
slightly open up and they have little
tentacles that are on the
outside and they'll just filter feet
thanks for explaining that yeah yeah so
cool cool there you go thank you for
coming now we covered everything yeah
every
time thank you man appreciate it is yeah
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