MARLO Vs ENIGMA | Don't Flop Rap Battle

[Music] [Applause] welcome back to do flop this is entitled we have reached the main Acappella Battle of the day we're here at do flop everyone Make Some [Applause] Noise birthday is coming on the 16th of November you know you got to get your tickets for that Gemini verse either twister or you we are going to see very very soon all right let's get into this main Acappella battle day I cannot wait these two both agreed to it as a one round when we agreed I said you know both of you are going to text me in about 2 weeks time and said I got three rounds and both of them text me in about two weeks time and said they got three rounds we got three round classic coming up on my right hand side UK battle rap Legend we got Maro and on the left hand side he knocked the rust off at checkpoint in June he's now back for a turn we got Enigma Make Some [Applause] Noise round number one this is D vob and TI here at Arch 33 let's [Music] go but like why did you say that you'd rather stick your dick in your supposed to having sex with an adult woman why why why no I'm sorry can I speak for a second do I have people's attention good because I don't think that's an unreasonable question Dry garden salad this needed a dressing let's give this [ __ ] idiot a lethal injection I've seen teenagers climb skyscrapers and hang off the edges of the roof I saw a guy touch the [ __ ] live rails once when I was getting on the tube I saw someone give five stars to anyone but you in their letter box review and you saying that is still the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed anybody do but oh I bet you think because it's 20124 I should give you man of break I bet you think because it's been 12 years this has had its day you probably think that time you caught a sufficient batch of hate but you said youd put your penis in your daughter's mouth so I don't think that that's the [Music] case cuz he claims you can't get offended by anything cuz there's no limits no boundary you could overstep or trip so let's throw a test at this cuz maybe if I keep repeating the line it might finally show him where it is go come on but anytime anytime you [ __ ] bring this [ __ ] up right he's always like uh hyperbole it was hyperbole it was supposed to be awful oh right yeah hyperbole that makes the fact that you pictured that in your mind's eye totally normal hyperboy Enigma says that he'd rape a child in a rat battle it ruins his and his family's life also Enigma and that's an example of a GCS English literary language Mr fritzel you lured your daughter into a soundproof cell and locked the trap for years produced incest babies through rape and ruled through propaganda fear un your honor I'm sorry I thought the facts have not established here my client was banging his kids it was on a Mia what you spoke with lounge academics about what your time in the battling scene did they asked if you had any regrets after having to leave it you said you wouldn't change a thing I couldn't Adam an eve it wouldn't change a thing then you have the battle deleted I mean you don't do yourself any favors that much is true mate when Bonnie G said she take your daughter to Epstein Island you [ __ ] screw face yeah human traffic my family don't no context battle rap that kept describing Bonnie's content calling her filth a [ __ ] a pain [ __ ] I was like seems harsh I better go on Bonnie's only fans just to me yeah it's good to see you again George is [ __ ] just flies that new trim is nice while I was ditching my hair you grew yours back now you kind of look like a Fisher Price made Vanilla Ice Still BL that [ __ ] voice though you nas like a Disney crook trying to swallow a fishing hook with a chicken's foot catch enigma at bedtime reading his 5-year-old a picture book where every character in The Wind in the willow sounds like they're in Kidd orhood and his Peppa voice is way off even as a parody it isn't good he was forced to tell his daughter that Daddy Pig had moved their family to Englewood you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] dog mate genev makes you sleep out on the porch you two have like 7,625 kids and only 3,000 of yours you she let you come back to battle rap that's a rotten apple deep down to the core so if you say she's been keeping you grounded I hope you mean grounds for divorce George George she's a massive scare ASD wet call that slag Gillette she's the best in man she going to pipe her finger holes playing clarinet she's doing work with her ass up high like a standing desk yes we're having sex so stop pretending I can't send you into retirement I will do that happily and you know it I bed your best mate eat so bad that it made him trans and [Applause] islamophobia and he's had 10 years to think of Flips For That daughter angle he used a few against Bonnie and she belly grazed will touch on that daughter line so let's hand over to Enigma now to find out which pre-written rebuttal has made the CF all this [Applause] time he's right I did have a pre-written reott so I'm not going to do it yo when I looked around at this crowd I didn't quite get it cuz it's Maro here Maro there moo here you're so [ __ ] generic I mean I came here to battle a typical white male Who self-identifies as a cuz ever since you were Bard on your uni course inside of your student dorms and realized you knew a few music cords you have used this sport as a uniform that you have WN to conform you want a Tom McDonald anti blackness in human form well I'm a go you can try to remove my horns and I'll just come back respawn as a unicorn like a heterosexual not like [Applause] gay man unicorn yeah since the start you've been stagging a psychic with no progression someone who no one mentions still battling shuffle for some air time the only thing that's changed about you is your hairline yeah yeah cuz back when I start we first started battling I had no hair and you had some now I have hair and you have none you you came you came into the scene looking like a hipster and now you're a barding white Lyricist showing up today looking like [ __ ] water of white privilege [Applause] this [ __ ] is so bolded he doesn't even have hair on his weenie Al so I heard told y he's so Bor he doesn't have hair on his weenie he's such an insecure [ __ ] he [ __ ] his wife while wearing a beans and he feels like he's J kiss every time he drops a couple Quicks more like Jada Smith just a dumb bull [ __ ] yo oh I know oh I know that M patn boldness runs in your family but judging by your fat bit of a wife that's the only thing that runs in your family cuz you are ginger and it's true it's not but me you're Ginger and Bal even if I was filled with wealth if I was Ginger and Bal I would [ __ ] kill myself and that's why he a l bit wi cap cuz he hopes to hide that if you watch his battles from start to end you can see his hair gradually disappear like a homer time lapse and if you watched him in Reverse you can see his hair growing right back and the way you're built is [ __ ] offensive tall gangly and anorexic without on you just look like a [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] way is it's all gangling anorex and without your cap on you just look like a [ __ ] gingerbread stick [Music] was and your wife's buts too yeah she should just run into traffic the world wouldn't be worse off I'd have to be blindfolded to even think about getting in your bird's box cuz I he tried to conceal this right but I tried to I he tried to conceal this right but I'll reveal tonight the first time he got to see or feel his wife was when that polish [ __ ] came around to his house to seal his pipes cuz he's a PL a handyman the drilling type plus we all know that [ __ ] Works part time on a building site and for their marriage he didn't even do any vows he did like this awkward rap and to cap it all off this bll wore a hat look like a massive pedo I followed him the other day into Starbucks and guess what he bought a cappuccino bad B [ __ ] yo and when he's [ __ ] his [ __ ] he imagines it's just Adam smashing him from the back and to finish her off he pulls a [ __ ] rabbit from his hat basically Uncle fer just a b everyone in Adam's family hates he's so white he thinks about Pottery when anyone mentions cassia's clay he has he has one black friendly parade the AL is great and it's just Samuel day from Jango Unchained the other day we went to a Jamaican restaurant and he was like I don't understand but this man has just sold me he's so white he thinks jerk chicken is wanking off ptry he's so white he can't even move to a beat it's like he's confused in the feet your beard looks like someone glued Ginger Pub to your cheeks and yo I'll say whatever I want to man [ __ ] or girl going to cancel the man canel [Music] you are stood in the middle of a pub for a battle Enigma you are nowhere near big enough to be cancelled and I mean those ball bars are pretty harsh given what we agreed though anytime he brings up my appearance in this battle he told me that's actually Fiddler secret Street code and he's admitting that he's a pedo yo for your for yours and your wife's anniversary you commissioned one of shuff's RS and he literally only remembered to tell me about it yesterday today what a [ __ ] TW Adam do you realize what I could have done with that but I really [ __ ] love the fact that you essentially had yourself cuted with rat oh what oh happy happy Anniversary sweetheart here's some bars from another man oh George I love it thanks I guess I'll go return that Rolex that was 100 Grand yo your big comeback against Bonnie was a car crash I witnessed it live I mean you were dropping R SWS F SWS NW and then you started spitting your rmes yes told her a reped me and all I could think at the time was that if you ever battled Harry Baker he might literally die you told her rosea part didn't sacrifice her f p at mod Rosa Parks didn't sacrifice herself like a modern dat J of arst of dumb [ __ ] like you could go on on fans and show your ass wow disrespectful you should be shown a ban or retire Rose stop it if Rosa was around today you know her only fans will be fired you really showed Bonnie in that third round though didn't you cuz who owns only fans a white man and who benefits from your nudity a white man nice and who was giving her this lecture disapprovingly a white man and who was telling her what to do with her uny Che and how who's now swooping in to s for her deluded Enigma Enigma your forefathers sacrificed themselves for your bodily or tonomy also Enigma you know those squirting pics you post online stop it cuz it bothers me but yo you thought that was bad what about when he went on to literally say online with you slit out every day just trying to get a bit of pay Martin Luther King would be spinning in his grave wait God you're right I can see it now MLK just shooting the [ __ ] with the Saints in the afterlife so Dr King what you think you still have faith in the stars and stripes he's like listen I can forgive police still murdering black people neo-nazis racist remarks and fights but I draw the line at women empowered into shaking their ass for lights he's like God you got to let me go back to Earth buddy I'll I'll end all poverty lies and sin you think I had a dream before this time I'll put a stop to the rioting I'm talking no more famine no more war I'll get Tottenham a title win but obviously the priority is this Bonnie gadiva thing you toed off your whole go at keeping GD on her feet when you set up to drop the N word and look like you were going to rhyme it honestly until you clock rivers and Mar behind her cut the line and stop the steam oh sure it's always speaking your mind until you're minding what you speak but he came up what he landed on the best excuse for why he was poor he claims someone smacked him in the head before the battle and by someone I mean a door get in the don't ruin spoiler don't ruin that go on go on go you get you getting hit in the face of the doors now buddy picture him and someone else going through those double doors trying to travel different ways so the side he tried to push through back and smack them in the face and if that bit isn't great he claimed it did damage to his brain like that isn't an excuse you could apply to every battle that he takes so I asked my GP I said doc do you think I'm fine performing that angle he said Theo concussion is no joke unless it happens right before no seriously M we Ma so genuinely you poor soul but even more genuinely you got hit in the face with a door L that door that door [ __ ] sent for him [ __ ] stepped to him you stepped into the center ring sounding like Professor FR it was funny enough when I heard someone had accidentally gave your head a think now imagine how much funnier it was when I heard it was K because of him you went into that bnny Clash feeling sore in the dome there forc you to talk a bit slow yeah prohibition error he had to speak easy when the Jazz man brought that door out of nowhere [Applause] when he tried to rap he became dazed confused distorted and immobile cuz there was a ringing in George's head like last orders at my local and ever since and ever since that door [ __ ] Enigma up it sort of gained a rep it's in talks with Dana White about an Autumn main event conrat on your TKO against the n Door we really it sort of gained a w he in talks with Dana White about an to Main Event congrats on your TKO against Enigma door we really thought you'd break his neck door's like shut up tell hery I want Lu it if that door will pay my bread yeah [ __ ] the door CU is that was going to be your big comeback but it's clear that you were through over you were looking shaky spent Rusty a [ __ ] used motor spent years lying that he's a rapper but now his views lowered so it's tired of being full of it like a food coma so I don't I'm rapping here I'm rapping here here so I don't want to hear about how much you hate doors you're the only battler alive who still team up with J Shaw if they made a figurine of you it come with a [ __ ] skateboard and an option to buy the expansion plack Rusty chainsaw but that was hard but after he was concussed with that bnny Clash he confided in his sweet wife like why does it have to be like this she's like cheer up George this is really just a three time blade he's like but look at all these opportunities I've M she's like well when one door closes another like [Applause] [Music] so yes I did call Bonnie a terrible [ __ ] thanks for watching my B I didn't watch any of yours I that a couple yo he is an upper class classless [ __ ] for his sweet 16 his parents bought him a real life T-Rex and he stabbed him with a hot P tractor he was like no you know I wanted a velociraptor cuz he grew up where na is branded by Gucci his mom used to get thear a landscape with Gucci used to live in a house so big just to get to the kitchen he had to navigate with a TomTom he's so [ __ ] Posh he masturbates into condoms yeah and when he does he pitch your shot's face for [ __ ] sake as a kid I was getting breastfed by my mom you getting breastfed by your mom's maid mommy wasn't around mommy wasn't around you raised by a personal tutor growing up I barely had a working computer you are the exact composite of every single Nursery School shooter yo and that's why a rapper is not what you're meant to be he saw salurn and thought it was a [ __ ] documentary and cuz he tries to do bat Rap to blend in with a lower end of classes shows up to the event like what's up my fellow G's I also P out SC and blast he once turned to me at an event and was like where do I get one of those nword passes from me think battle rap is a hobby and you use it for clout when you rap real hip-hop heads are tuning you out cuz they can tell by the sugary sweetness of your words that you grew up with that silver spoon in your mouth because I don't know why the charlot seem to think he can be part of the scene you may be able to master a scheme and craft it with ease but that pattern of the seat has already been casting jeans cuz Even Adam knows the Apple doesn't fall far from the [Applause] tree in fact maro's whole Persona is photoshopped an image doted by Design RoboCop you cannot see what's behind his eyes I'm a Rolex watch just a product for my time so we can try and convince who I don't have a conscience when I rhyme but he's sure least the on he's the real monster in [Applause] Disguise he put on a front and be like I don't ever shop on Amazon and I'll never buy an i phone and I'll only fornicate with a lady if she has pronouns in her bio I mean he's running from the truth trying to escape accountability like Ferris bu smart enough to play W being dead asleep Freddy Krueger CU he would say he's left wing but vote right wing so the right wing on his Mansion doesn't get taxed and Daddy doesn't get mad so when you listen to the words he brings up in his rap just notice like when he first went bored nothing but he he says he's left but both right is part of the tactics says left but means right like Maric he wears many different CS that he crafted with fabric call him earling harand cuz he mastered the Hat Trick and that's why it's hard to stop him a pale B right winger with a Target problem known for leaning in on the left and reach his goals like Aran Robin [Applause] see he'll claim to be liberal and be like uh actually I encourage fat people and I also find tax evil but your favorite rapper is Matt lethal and you cross the road whenever you see black people so so you I saw you y so you can have a fat white F saying black lives matter but the fact is this prick racist he refers to Penguins as mixed race fish that's what he them I don't know and he also he also says the black people are irrelevant he's like I do want the fruit salad as long as there isn't any melon in he says the black people are irrelevant and he's like I do want the fruit salad as long as there isn't any yo but this is the truth he's no forgiv abuse he won't let his wife wear underwear or drink Tropicana cuz he hates nickers and juice and and back in back in the day I did not back in the day back in the day his family invested in the stock market got richer and then to celebrate they play Frisbee with a frisbee shaped like a schaser cuz for breakfast Marlo eats eggs and sliced ham or sight in mine camp and every sentence starts with well actually as a white man because he he even hates the Japanese he dresses up as the [ __ ] atomic bomb for Halloween he's such a Donald Trump fan he's constantly reading magazines and that's a creeper that's AEP yeah and when he brings his daughter around his xenophobic mom she's like a look at her little ginger polish you you're a buts lizard man again say it I just need you to S to say this next bit cuz you're not BBL Drizzy you're edl Lizzy you think you're the king of bad bars well I can use bad bars to win and that's why you lose him he's so racist he hates skinny cows you know Muslims [Applause] [Music] Qui shut the absolute [ __ ] up you knb you said said the magazines was a creeper it's [ __ ] no yo they were calling this match of old school when people say I'm old school They needan my battles and how they're written when people say you're old school you just touch someone's afro without permission if you call me an actor or a theater kid I'll List It proudly as a strength I mean how do you think I'm able to act as if I like being around you at events one of these oh I just say what I feel I've got no filter Chris Crick the ti me because we all know he'd go back and turn that filter on without a hint of irony with a time machine so if you see me walk away from you a battle George just take the hint and quit refining me this isn't tide and seek and the best things in life are free like shutting the [ __ ] up cost nothing the best things in life are free [ __ ] should hear the stuff he Le to me told me his own mom's the weirdest freak and how he mates with Sam Pepper and his dad like sucking BBC or works the BBC something BBC look I I know that Guilty By Association isn't a cut that bleeds as deep but as a man you are The Company You Keep and your company is e you told Lounge academics battle rap helped you gner fans for life but that those aren't the fans you'd like H interesting I can't imagine why so wait give me a second just to get this you're saying you don't like having a fan base for pretending you molest kids you are braful [ __ ] he said he hates it now when fans only know him for his battles cuz he's an author so he's done loads of things actually you're like the HW T girl going on a PR tour trying to promote a philanthropy you're going to start deting for charity let's keep it let's keep it let's keep it 100 like why would anyone care about something you wrote that they have to read in fact let's keep it 300 since you'll only ever be known for the bow [Applause] scene in fact here's where I take that exact question about his fans in that interview he got asked but I've remixed it so that now it's Hitler on a podcast like Adolf obviously you're known for that Nazi [ __ ] you know huge body count and racist you still get fans showing love he's like bro to be honest now it's draining I get all these Aryans say they love the Third Reich stuff and it's like I got it wow amazing they're like oh we love your Holocaust it's like cool but what about the [Music] [Applause] paintings on Twitter 24/7 and when you're not doubling down on your approval of hard slurs you are a 39-year-old man quote tweeting posts about relationships like these virgins are doing my last nerve you said in school you couldn't build a box a [ __ ] box you're even useless at craft work I'm just saying maybe you of all people need to stop defending the Youth of the r words and of course you still think it's funny to call someone a you're not prepared to listen to why it's not can only defend dehumanizing language if you're not willing to dialogue a nearly 40-year-old man in insisting he's the pillar of right and wrong this [ __ ] is quite literally over the hill that he's dying on so honestly what have you done in the last decade to be [ __ ] proud of George oh you're an autobiography Ghost Writer that just means nothing counts as yours a dad who should have stopped having kids but you keep spunking out for more why' you call your daughter Rebel you're the one without a cause all he's good all he all he's good for now is making his submissive wife get in the bath and drink up all his old sperm is that what you do so in a way he is still a household name cuz she calls himself saltburn no originality no originality is an author just trying to get your sales higher dog ripping off a story Circle you're a tail biter we'd only ever scrap if I was drunk cuz I'm a frea or fighter but I can still land of successful left for this failed wrer you'll be some you'll be some 60 old trying to live through the whole guilt of your old writtens racism in that b situation you're Jimmy in pop fiction and to be clear I'm not saying you should take that break and to be clear I'm not saying you should take a break from rap I'm saying you should stop this cuz you always think you can do it and then you can't like Caucasians using Chopsticks views popular tweets your ancient news you've lost it but that was the case when you were hottest it's basic human logic cuz you can never shake the room or raise the roof without bringing danger to your offspring that went a bit harder than I was expecting you you always squander your best ideas cuz they're never written as well so everything is put to waste like a utility belt I'll shut so everything is put to waste like a utility belt I'll put him in a box and he won't know why like silica gel slap him so hard everything is put to waste like a utility belt I'll put him in a box and he won't know why like silica gel slap him so hard it sends his bu back pretty tell I'm giving you help I'm giving you help but the decade you chose to sit on the Shelf trying to embrace your inner child you're kidding yourself he was like let's he was like let's write each other's bars for this Enigma you Bel are you [ __ ] joking as if I want to do this to myself so we're wishing you well honestly cuz honestly George being around you five minutes is about as fun as growing a cancer tried to make it as an author but nobody back you so it's no wonder this is how you choose to end your go as a rapper you've always been terrible at closing a chapter yo when you first started battling you were awful couldn't get your bars to hit right but you soon improved your delivery the moment you moved in with your Midwife that was a your Midwife and for this battle you wrote it with Adam at your side get handed in your marker like a could you make the punch L's l a little harder and add a spattering of laughter sh with a trench coat when like Casper with a Parker yeah cuz I don't trust the O when he bust his flow all of his ghost written like The Lovely Bones the fact is you didn't think you could beat me one one so you needed the help how's this crowd going to believe you could beat me solo if you don't even believe it yourself in fact [ __ ] it we should get shot right here and set it right cuz of course you wouldn't want it to be a fairly measured fight you'd rather it be two on one like your [ __ ] wedding night yo any anyone could get your wife I'd put her on a bed and I'd split that bitch's Hefty thighs at 10 to five go for the clip and push back her Hood leave that [ __ ] gentrified [ __ ] I'm not talking about the refractory period when I say I get that plumber [ __ ] to reset my pipe cuz against cracker you said oh you're the worst than your two and two thought you had a clever line but you're also in the shadow of someone with better Rhymes or a lesser so you say that to Cracker it's like the pop calling the kettle Wesley Snipes cuz without shu's labor you wouldn't have a pop to piss in cuz on tour he brings a higher value to the market I guess that's just the cost of living cuz it's his bread that you're feing so for you to get that D I guess that you need him it's see him being better than you compounds your struggle it's like you're playing Mario the way you bend the knee and Crouch down the shuffle that's and yo when he's in your two on two it UPS your views cuz his greatness hides the fact there's none in you I guess you wish you were Adam's Double to but that's just a [ __ ] [ __ ] in you you got and I know that you guys are fans of the office well the ly version so if he's Ricky jaase you're just a tall idiot psychic just a wind up Merchant and I know living in this I know living in the shadow drives Marlo insane have you ever had an original thought that shuffle didn't first implant in your brain you'll go to the gym and I'll be like all right mate want to build a little muscle and you're like uh I don't know let me go out shuffle you wife be like and putting you a b cuz she's I'm ping you aart would you like me to add some Bubbles and you're like uh I don't know let me go watch shle she say after the bath you want to dog give me much [ __ ] and then we have a snuggle you said and you said I don't know a man pins you down jams his [ __ ] [ __ ] in your mouth and during the struggle he says you like that you little [ __ ] and you're like I don't know let me go you're in a codependent homosexual relationship if one of you gets a tattoo the other one immediately has to shule had a baby and you oh I should try that too yo I should I should try that too you are constantly attached to that man I want opened up his trench coat and you just sat in a pocket having a wank it was weird it was so weird it's like it's like you're in competition or in constant friction cuz if shuff's life's a mess you're like but what about me I'm depressed and if sh says his r's are best you're like wait wait wait my lines are next and if shu's wife was dead that night you stab your [ __ ] wife to death and if sh came out of the closet you'd be like I do hate vagina sex which is true anyway cuz you two are a couple of [ __ ] and it's 2024 so I don't mean that in a homophobic way I'm just saying you and Adam are [ __ ] gay obessed obsessed with Ryan PS but swear you're not artistic just a comic Misfit you spent your childhood in Adam's house playing soggy biscuit that's Weir and and that's how you got your heart captured so now when you look at your kidnapping you're like a why couldn't have a kid like Adams and you like well actually Maro if you check the DNA I think you find it is Adam's child because because you live in this guy's Shadow he's like a dark s he's the reason you ended up on X Island inside of that L man yo he's like a dark fan and he's the reason you ended up on X Island inside of that large mansion and it lined up a string of 9-year-old boys with n nak butth holes and asked if you wanted to assbang them and you were like uh I don't know let me go ask [Music] he