Madden, But I Trade My Best Player Each Game…

Could you win a Super Bowl if after every single game you traded away your best player? A question that nobody has ever asked, but we're going to answer today. The rules are simple. After every regular season game, we take the highest overall player and we have to trade him away. Rule two will be setting our trade difficulty to hard just to add a little spice. And rule number three, we can only play the key moments of each game. But the very first thing we're going to need is a random NFL team to complete this challenge with the Cowboys. The Cowboys. Well, our top five players are CD Lamb, Dak Prescott, Quinnon Williams, George Pickkins, and our kicker Brandon Aubrey. CD Lamb will be first to go. I think we're going to need an offensive guru for this. If anybody can do it, it's head coach John Sunlong. He's Chinese. Cowboys roster is actually really good. CD Lamb will have good trade value. So will Quinnon Williams. Dak's 33, so I really don't know. George Pickkins will be worth a ton. The funny thing about having Caleb DS is he progresses so fast. He may end up being our highest overall player by the end of the year. I'd really like to keep him. Our week one games versus the Giants. And this is the only time you will ever see this roster fully intact. For one game only, we get the full Cowboys roster. Gentlemen, the NFL season is almost here. And with the sponsor of today's video, SeatGeek, you can get tickets for anything, including NFL and college games. Whenever I go to anything that needs a ticket, I use SeatGeek because the app is so simple. They take tickets from all across the web and put them in one location, the SeatGeek app. And each ticket is rated on a scale of 1 to 10. So, look around your venue. You want to see the green dots. Those were the best value tickets. Stay away from yellow and red. I can also get you a discount. If you use my promo code MMG, you'll get $20 off your first purchase at SeatGeek. So, make sure to click the link in the top of the description to download the SeatGeek app and have it on your phone for anything that you want to go to. And that's $20 off your first purchase with promo code MMG. Huge shoutout to SeatGeek. Enjoy the rest of the video. And it's a Sunday night prime time game. In the third quarter though, we are losing. I'm going play action. Dak is sacked before I can do anything. Oh my goodness. Well, if this is the only time I've got the full Cowboys roster, I want to make something happen with it. Dang, it's loud in here. I'm rolling out with Dak. I'm going to use Pickkins as a blocker. He does not want to block. >> Third and six. All right, Javvante Williams, I drafted you in fantasy football. You're homeless. You're cut. See you, buddy. Fourth and six. We kind of got to go for this one. Down by eight points. We're already in the fourth quarter. Maybe the player that we're about to trade can make a big play for us. I'm shipping you off either way, CD. So, you know what? Go ahead and drop it. New York got a field goal. It's fourth and nine. Things are not looking good. George Pickkins. Bang. Good catch. Great. The next moment is fourth and 18. This stadium is so loud, dude. It rattles your whole screen when the stadium's this loud. Fourth and 18. Thanks, guys. Dropped it anyway. Not a good ball. The challenge was not if you win the game, you trade the player. We trade after every game, win or lose. And we just got dominated by the Giants in the season opener. CD Lamb said, "Who want me?" Bears are offering Jaylen Johnson. Bengals are offering Jonathan Allen. Deion Dawkins and Zack Allen. Bucky Irving for CD Lamb. You're out of your mind. Okay, but Achan would be insane. Dude, these trades are wicked. What if we did athletic Josh Allen? Build the defense. Dude, I'm going Josh Allen. No, we lost CD Lamb and George Pickkins strained his quad. Our wide receivers are going to be so bad. But our Dline did get way better. Josh Hines Allen's a cowboy. Dak will be throwing to Ryan Florenoi, Jonathan Mingo, and Cavante Turpin. And in week two, we'll be taking on the Washington Commanders at home. I'm just going to be honest, if we're going to win a Super Bowl, we kind of got to make the playoffs. We do have a pretty cool Dline right now. Although Josh Hines Allen's an 89 overall, so he may end up getting traded at some point, too. We may be switching off a lot of players. Terry McLaren cannot get there. It's great defense. Could I have an offensive moment, please? Thank you. Third and five. It is 7 to zero. I've got the bum wide receiver squad out there. Listen, guys. It's a long season. Everybody cut me some slack. But it's fourth and five, so I kind of got to go for this. Dude, I'm getting We're getting clamped. We got clamped by the Giants. See if we can change something up here. Fourth and five. That's a zone coverage. Need it. Mingo. Yellow. Caught. All right, that moves us into the red zone. I mean, Jake Ferguson's a dog. We can feed Jake Ferguson >> potentially. I'd rather Nope. Almost got sacked. Second and 10 here. Javante caught it in front of Sony Styles. We got a first and goal. First and goal. Nice blocking, gentlemen. That was embarrassing. Cavante Turpin. Yo, Cavante Turpin is low-key fast. Kavante cook this man. Kvante did not cook that man, but they got to turn their backs to find Dak Prescott. Hey, Dak is now our highest overall player, by the way. So, I'm going to have to trade Dak after this. ever. I wasn't even going to commentate because I thought that was such a meaningless play. I I I don't know what just happened. Look at Jake Turpin, go be fast. Kavante Turpin, go be fast. Damn, he did. 14 to7 here. Little checkown action never hurt nobody. This is a weird formation. We got Jaden Blue taking good reps. Double team right there is huge. Can we playmaker him, Dak, you're a fraud? That looked like it was going to be cool. Third and seven. Dak, you need a lock in, buddy. Dak doesn't want it bad enough. Well, he does now. He doesn't have a choice. Jonte >> down by seven. First and 10. No, George Pickkins. He's hurt. No, CD Lamb. We traded him. Ryan Floroi is going to get there. I think we got to go for two. If we can get this. Look at this play right here. That's a cool play. Motion hatback swing. You guys know I love plays like this. Oh, wow. You got a lot of good dude. Open your eyes and see the light. That was some of the dumbest blocking I've ever seen in my life. We had like two bodies for every one and we that up. It's almost impressive. I just got to get rid of this thing and then call a timeout. 9 seconds down by seven. Dude, we're already 0 and one. We got to win this game. I think we go Ferguson right across the middle. Does Sunny Styles see it? He sort of does. Fergie caught. He's not in. Oh, I think we got to run it. No. Fourth and inches on the one and they're not in goal line. >> This has got Javvante Williams written all over it. Do we go for two? Do we go for two? We got to go for two. It's just what play do we have for this, dude? I'm addicted to speed option. It's actually a drug. I'm genuinely addicted to speed option. 14 to 13. Speed option to the left. Bobbled it. Count it. Anyway, Javvante Williams carried us. Yo, that was actually insane. But somehow we snuck out of week two with a win. But now we got to trade away Dak Prescott. Dak is currently tied with Quinnon Williams for our highest overall player, but Dak pops up first. Dak Prescott, who want me? Wow. Bears really want to get rid of Jaylen Johnson. The Browns would give me Denzel Ward. He'd be kind of nasty, but we'd have to trade him right away. Colts would give me Sauce Gardner a first in a second, but I haven't really figured out what I want to do with draft picks in this challenge. I suppose if we're going to be getting draft picks in every single one of these trades, we might as well use them. How about Dak in a first? I could get a wide receiver back, but I still won't have a QB. Oh, this is just hilarious. The Packers are going to give me Micah back. Sure. Welcome back, Micah Parsons. Back like he never left, but you're definitely getting traded next game. In week three, we take on the Ravens. I'm hoping that Micah is so good I can get a quarterback back in the trade. George Piggin is back. That's Joe Milton, by the way. That's Joe Milton. Sorry, Dak. I'm hitting him up with the play action. Hey. Hey. Okay, that's Joe Milton. That's Joe Milton. Lore accurate. Go get another one, Javante. Oh my god. No way. You just wound up that animation to not get in the end zone. That's crazy. He didn't get there. Javante Williams deja vu. Well, it wasn't an easy one, but we've got a three-point lead and only five seconds separating the play clock and the actual clock. So, I can do what Joe Mil does best and I can just loft the highest possible pass to George Pickkins and hopefully they'll burn the rest of this clock. That's my actual strategy right now. Tell me. Oh, actually, should I just dunk on his head? Oh, one second. Look at Micah. Look at Micah and Quinnon and Hines Allen. Oh my god, I have Hines Allen in coverage. I'm a chud. Although Lamar's throw was worse. I need a team to give up their quarterback. And every time you get offers, I swear teams never put quarterbacks in here, which makes sense. I mean, most teams wouldn't trade their franchise QB. But I mean, the only good news is that Joe Milton is in no jeopardy of being the highest overall player on this team. What are we going to get back from Micah, though? Trey McBride. I mean, we got Ferguson still. Fred Warner is kind of crazy and a first round pick. Derek Stingley and two first round picks. I'm taking that. This lineup is so bizarre. Josh Heis Allen still on the team. He's got a buffer for sure. Derek Stingley's on the chopping block unless Quinnon Williams gets an overall. Oh, no way. That's our week one opponent. Oh, no way. That's our week four opponent. We just gave Micah Parsons to the Texans who were playing right now. Probably should have checked my opponent before I traded all willy-nilly. This is going to be a tough game. Did I just verbally say willy-nilly? Someone needs to come over here to smack me. I might like it. Joe Milan. Maybe we just developed Joe Milton into the goat. I tried to do that on franchises before and it never works. Although that was a dot. Mr. Milton, are you goated with the sauce? That's Will Anderson. Or is that Micah? that's Micah. Well, Joe Milton can't really put up points. But you know what? Neither can CJ Stout cuz it's still three to three. How about Kavante? Dude, Kavvonte Turpin is so fast. Good block, dude. He's so fast. Crazy shot. Could ice this game up right here. David Montgomery. CJ Strad still got Hines Allen. We're sending him right here. Fourth and three. Hop blitz. Hob blitz. Oh, come on. That is playoff mode. CJ Shroud, he threw that at my dome piece on all Madden. I guess it was fourth down. He had to throw something. Texans are off to an 0 and4 start as we pick up another win right here. Well, Derek Stingley's still the best. You know, I kind of want to make a trade where I don't have to immediately trade the player away. Like maybe I could get a guy like Jared Verse and let him progress for a little bit cuz he's an 89 overall. You know what? I'm doing exactly that. Derek Stingley for Garrett Wilson. But we also get a second, a fourth, and two seventh. We trade away a third. I wouldn't call it the greatest trade, but Garrett Wilson can stay in this lineup for a while. And maybe Joe Milton was the answer all along cuz he's winning games. So, we now have George Pickkins and Garrett Wilson on offense. Defensively, we still have Hines Allen, Quinnon Williams. We lose Derek Stingley. And it's Thursday night prime time against the Buccaneers. Imagine being a Cowboys fan in this universe. You got Micah Parson's back and then you just pissed him away. Actually, imagine being a Cowboys fan in the real life universe. It's way funnier in the real life universe. Someone actually put me down like a dog. Seriously, I'm doing the Joe Milton special. Joe Milton special. Oh my god, Cavante. If I just green that bruty. Well, listen. We went out of our way to get Garrett Wilson. Might as well you might as well overthrow him. Keep running that man coverage, Tampa. I'm cooking it here. You better not be manned up, Tampa. They're manned up. I told him I'd cook them if they were in man. George Pickkins. I That That's got to be the worst celebration I've ever seen. He hit him with a He hit him with the Y in YMCA and then just didn't do the rest of it. An IQ too high. Was Why was Joe Milton the answer all along? As soon as he became the starter, we haven't lost. The bell has rung for Quinnon Williams. George Pickkins is next. Hines Allen, Tyler Smith, Aubrey, Garrett Wilson, but I did get extra first round picks in the Stingley trade, so let's use him. Could just get Sexter Dexter. I'm officially getting too many wide receivers. We quickly went from no wide receivers to Malik Neighbors, George Pickkins, Garrett Wilson. All for Joe Milton. Dline definitely got worse though. And we're going to need that new wide receiver core to really clutch up. The rain is coming down hard. We're taking on the Packers who we did steal Michael Parsons from. Who did we give them for Micah? Did we give them Dak? Don't tell me I'm facing No. Pickkins. I wish I could make him do a Lambo leap. He'll go over there and talk though. No, actually, he's just ora farming into the wall. It's kind of lit, though. This game's coming down to it. It's 14 to 17. Milton, can you hit Pickkins here? Oh, over Jesus. That was a hospital pass. Oh, wow. Down by six. Fourth quarter. This is huge. Fourth and three. Milton. My god. Denil Hunter on the Packers. They started scoring like crazy. We're in big trouble. Holy Joe Milton. The rain was not friendly to us. We had three fumbles in that game. We lose 14. Oh my god. It is Dak. We did trade them. Dak, bro. That is so horrible. Don't dab me up, Dak. DON'T YOU DAB HIM UP. You know, if it makes somebody feel better, Joe Milton outplayed Dak by a wide margin. We just literally kept fumbling. Well, we will get to hang on to Malik Neighbors and Garrett Wilson, which is really good cuz we got to trade away George Pickkins right now. And I'll let go of that final Derek Stingley firstrounder right here. You do see a lot of the same players on the offers, but every once in a while I get a different one like Nick Bonito. This has never been an option. He'd be crazy good. It would be nice to get multiple players in a trade. So, I threw Kenny Clark in with our first rounder in Pickkins. And the Dolphins would give me Aaron Brewer, Achan, and a fifth round. I think this is our route to the Super Bowl. It does seem a little unfair to add a player to the trade. So, I'm only going to allow myself that option one more time in this entire rebuild. But, we do get Achan, who's a glitch, and if we have to trade him, we still have Javvante. And Aaron Brewer is actually a huge addition to this O line. Oh my god. This is the game of doom and despair. It's 35-3. No. George Pickkins and Han is not even in right now. Javvante floater. Why did you jump? Keep your feet on the ground. Javvante. That was a touchdown. Han takes number 37 on the Cowboys. I'm doing the exact Okay. Oh my god. Loopers. Oh, Joe Milton. Oh, Joe Milton. You did not, Jiad Campbell, you did not just stride for stride with Han, the fastest player in the game. I'm in piss. The Eagles own me. I just wanted a poverty touchdown. That's a crazy celebration. How did this guy just Oh my god. You win some, you lose some, and you really, really embarrassingly lose some. John Sunlong has brought dishonor to his family. Hey, Chan, don't tap them up. Who's getting sacrificed? It's Aaron Brewer. It's actually a good thing though. I'm happy to get rid of an O lineman. Dude, I actually love this trade because DK is only an 86 overall. So, we get DK. A fourth and two sevens and he won't be in jeopardy of getting traded. Okay, finally a game where we can breathe. The Cardinals. Thought I was going to jinx myself, but I didn't. It's 24-10. We still have a champ, but it looks like they're splitting reps, which isn't that bad. Javvante is still really good. Four and three right now. So, I mean, we're probably a playoff team still. Sort of. Let's get back on track. Let's get back on track. Okay, that meter closed up, but our next moment's on the one. Looks like Arizona turns the ball over to HJ. Let's go get one. Come on. Number 37. What do you got? Go over top. Okay, Chud behavior. Dang, he's got 11 rushes for 116 yards today. You know, this is really a job for Javvante Williams. I do not have the right personnel in. Although, this is what Han is good at right here. We're going to send him in motion. Give him a little dump off and let him be faster than everybody. Nope. All right. H, you had three attempts at that. You're going to take your L. It's Brandon Aubryy's turn. >> It's Brian Anger's turn. Dot. Holy I know a 12-year-old girl who can throw a better ball than that. Oh, it's Halloween. Nice. What the is this? That's I mean, I get he's a putter, but happy Halloween, everyone. That's pretty cool presentation. It didn't matter. Luckily, the Cardinals are trash and we get a freebie. Sorry, Brat. On the chopping block is Tyler Smith. Our O line is getting depleted right now. The offers for him are not as good. Ooh, damn. Really? Chris Jen just straight up. That's just too good to pass up. The Eagles are 7 and one, but we're technically the five seed right now. I think the best thing we can do for this team is just let Joe Milton get really good stats because we're not going to be able to get rid of him. I don't think it is gonna almost have to be Joe Milton to end this season. Let's going play action here. Holy dude. Literally everyone. Oh my god, dude. All Madden defense does not play round about play action. They just straight up ignore that and go get you. Do it, Joe. I should have specified That's Oh my god. And he got tossed. Joe Milton all time lowlight. That was horrible. No. Don't row the boat, bro. Don't or farm on me. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We get it. Look at this Joe Milton clip, baby. Well, third and five. We still have three super good wide receivers. And we got a Chan. I'm not giving up on Achan. I've struggled with him so far, but he's a beast. It's Joe Milton time, baby. Oh my god. It's Joe Milton time. That was an alltime dot to Metaf. Nice work. I think I got my swagger back. Five to three. Did I just say five to three? We're five and three. Joe Milton redemption game. In real life, we'd be at the trade deadline. This is not real life. For Chris Jones, I just want to get a young player that I don't have to trade away. I'm going to get Ezra Cleveland, a second, a fourth, a fifth, and a sixth. Just a player we can keep for a long time and get some trade value. Still got three great wide receivers. Still got Achan. Joe Milton. Joe Milton, dude. 99 throw power, 72 accuracy. This guy. I will not be losing to the 49ers. That is just MMG law. Well, I might be losing to the 49ers. That's a close game. It's first and 10. Just give this ball to Hen. Fred Warner's creeping up there. Scaring the out of me, dude. Old Madden defense cheats, bro. They just simply know what play you're running and then they just go get you. >> Second and 12. Fergie, that's a good ball. Milton. All madden this. All madden that. Bro, does all Madden know about the Joe Milton Devon Achan speed option? Holy Yeah, they do. Like that spin is quick. Bosa lays us out. I'm going for it. We don't kick field goals against the ners. I learned that the hard way as a Lions fan. Good thing I'm the dead. You know when I said all Madden just cheats. Look at Bosa. Dude, 78's blocking. What the Jake Ferguson, you're fired, bro. Jake, look at this You know, Fergie, I kind of wish you were our highest overall right now, bro. Oh my god. It's like M cop security, bro. What's that? What's the meme? Can we put in the meme of the security guard at the end at the college football game? Why not, bro? I literally just took the snap. Good thing I got Josh Hines Allen. Good thing I got Athletic Josh Allen. Oh my god, I just got bodied. Okay. KYLE USE CHECK OR GOD HIMSELF. THAT'S BO JACKSON. >> It's the worst day of my life. Back in the red zone. First and 10. I haven't used Malik Neighbors nearly enough for how good he is. Why don't we just call him out and get a tutty? No way. The ners just got a safety. How on earth did they allow that? Get down, McCaffrey. Hang it up, Bunk. Well, we still got Brandon Aubrey, so we can find a way to get this ball back. This is anybody's game. Kind of imagine. Wow, they are not running this ball. What are you doing? 53 D. Winters, can you get on your man, please? Christian McCaffrey just burnt me on a double move, but we sacked him. Let him run the clock on this. Okay, we're going to guess pass here. I'm going to have my DBs play back. Let's see if Mac Okay, McAffrey absolutely has a route. I got to follow him. Another double move. Slaying over the middle. Sacked. Time out. This game is alive. Two straight sacks on Brock Pury. Okay, Cavante, I know you're fast. Cavante. Cavante. Okay, I got a little got a little antsy. It's Joe Milton time. It's Joe Milton time. Fergie. It really is Joe Milton time, isn't it? Joe Milton, dude. This guy. Well, we got Metap Wilson, Malik, HN. We got so many options. Yikes. We got to get Aubrey in range, bro. It's third and 10. I mean, Aubrey range is closer than this. I'm going to run the ball. They got to think we're passing this, right? Oh, good. Han. Little greedy there cuz it gives us fourth and one. It's a 60 yarder for Aubrey. He's like the only person in the entire league I trust with this kick. Maybe Cam Little, but I like Aubrey better. That was good from 66 or 68. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. Still got to stop the ners here though. First and 10. They got timeouts. Got the middle. You're Did you just give me a DPI? They just gave me a DPI for standing there. They'll probably decline it though. I think they're already in range. This is horrible. We got to sack Brock. He got rid of it. Dude, the blitzes are crazy. Brock Pury is not happy with these blitzes. Okay, I lied. He's a dog and he owns me. Oh my god. Go score. Go score. We have a chance. Oh my god. And they didn't get the two. They could have shoot the whole clock, kick a field goal, and one. They just left this game wide open. I thought it was over. I'm going Achan again. I just got to use all that speed. Get a quick timeout. We got one more. We do have to get in the end zone though. I'm going to need a Joe Milton special. Yo, that's Joe Milton special. The metaf. It's obvious what we must do. Maybe Malik. Maybe Malik. No. Milton. Where the hell is that ball to? No. No. I wanted it to lead right. Yeah. Joe Milton cannot be contained. Don't try. He's only got one high safety. Metaf's got a chance. Joe Milton. All right, they got extra deep safeties now. We still got timeout, though. Good dot. Time out. And we're going to have a couple more shots, dude. Metaf Metaf was built for this. OH MY GOD. WOULD SOMEBODY BLOCK NICK BOZA? >> THAT is a criminal loss. That's criminal. A sad day. And we lose Josh Hines Allen. We had him for a long time though. And I'm going to get Tariq Woolen in a second rounder. Woollen's only an 83, so he'll be on his team for a while. I was hoping for an easy day here against the Titans, but we are losing right now. Um, I could have done something ridiculous there. I should have just thrown that to Garrett Wilson. Oh, just got mossed. Ironically, that ended in us scoring. So, calculated. Whoa. What is this play? Joe Milton jump pass, by the way. Just did a jump pass. I cannot believe this guy. Second and two. Joe Milton, do the Joe Milton thing. Please just do it one time. Joe Milton bang. Tennessee is mossing me. Stop. Somehow we keep ending up in the red zone, though. Um, thanks, but when I take control, we just start to lose. Oh my god, Joe Milton, my lord and savior. Yo, Cody, that was not cool at all, bro. That was so late. We could ice this game up with a Joe Milton special if you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you know what I'm saying. Oh, you know what I'm saying. Not this time. Oh my god. I caught that. But we were out of bounds, so I didn't catch it, obviously. All right, third one. Go a little play action. This play is horrible. Excuse me. You say intentional grounding, I piss and pee in my pants. Oh my god. I was still in the pocket. Sometimes the sim gives and takes. I don't think I could have played worse with the football in my hands. And we still beat the Titans. Joe Milton, don't take no credit for that. It's finally Devon Han's time. Hey, we still got Javvante. Let's bundle him up with some picks. Han, a first and a second. I like this. Milton Williams, a superstar, 87, and a first round back. Kind of like a first round swap, I guess. But I'm basically like evening the team out with 88s and 87s so that we don't lose too much talent every trade. Our Dline has been through it all. Wow. Caleb DS. I told you, bro. He's going to get good. He's close. Well, it's Thanksgiving now. Fortunately, we're taking on the 9 and1 Eagles and it's first and goal. Give me Tariq Woolen. Let me go on Tariq Woolen. Oh. Oh. Oh. the full wave of emotions there. Run the ball. Give it to Saquon. Give to that Chud Saquon Barkley so I can blow it up. Oh. Oh. Okay. I just got air trucked by Dallas Gddard. It's 14 to zero. These Eagles are disgusting. It's 27-10. >> Oh. That's interesting. I guess nobody wanted to cover Garrett Wilson. There is one thing working in my favor. >> The Eagles have never seen the Joe Milton's. Everyone's seen it. Everyone's seen the Joe Milton special. Everybody has seen it. We just lost on It's just a tale of all his time. Cowboys losing on Thanksgiving. Lions losing on Thanksgiving. You know, after all this time, Malik Neighbors finds himself on the chopping block. Saquon Barkley. You know what? Yeah, I'm going to do this. I need to neuter that Eagles team. Well, Saquon Barkley comes at the perfect time because we are taking on the Seattle Seahawks. They're 7-4. We're 7 and5. We are a fringe playoff team right now, but we just added one of the best running backs in football, Saquon Barkley. Darn it. I thought for sure he'd run that man over. Fergie. Fergie. Did Why do Why do they run routes better than my guys? Why are you in the perfect position to catch my pass to Jake Ferguson? Huh? An alltime classic. Here it is. Two to three. It is literally two to three. Maybe. And this is just a maybe. Maybe I slow down the offense. Oh my god. What is going on? You guys are cheating. Maybe I slow down the offense and throw checkowns. All I'm saying is it might work. Javvante, that was the worst route I've ever seen. Run double bracket. getting sweated on. Oh, we finally caught one. But it's fourth and four. Fourth and four. It's Joe Milton's time to shine. Oh my god, he did. I was kidding. He did. He did shine. Joe Milton, you have to do the thing. Joe Milton, you have to do the thing. Come on, Joe. One time, dude. Please. I just want to do it once. Florenoi. Banger. Time out. I'm missing Malik Neighbors right now. >> Oh. Oh. OH MY GOD. HE DID the thing. >> Did the thing Wilson's in the end zone. No neighbors. No problem. Kind of a crazy route here. That's going to work though. Ferguson picks it up. Nice play. Can end the ball game here with some big plays. Dude, Javvante was the wear and tear is crazy. Javvante Williams is like worthless right now. But it's supposed to be Saquon in anyway. Now it's Jaden Blue. Where is Saquon? >> Well, I know what I have to do. Please, please, please, please, dude. This meter is worthless. Third and eight. This is ugly. Although, although Jaden blue, I can't believe that worked. Oh, I had MAF clearing. Oh my. Joe Milton. That had some heat on it. And that first down iced the game. They even put up an extra field goal in the sim. 27-10 against the reigning Super Bowl champions Joe Milton. And I should have done this a while ago, but wear and tear is ass. EA tried to implement wear and tear, but they're a small indie company with only a few employees, so it just didn't pan out. We got to part ways with Squan, but he really didn't do that much. Dude, Josh Swed, a fifth and a seventh. No, let's finally get a linebacker. We'll get one of my favorites ever, too. So, we have Foyad, a Luakan, two/3, a sixth, and a seventh. I'll take it. Foyad is just a Madden goat. And look who we get to take on. If it isn't the God squad. Yes, that is uh Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett on that Dline. By the way, it's third and one. I'm rolling out right. Oh my god. Wait, I honestly thought that was a good ball, but DK totally came off his path there. Javvante Williams, you're back up, kid. Good blocks, Javante. Big stiff arm, dude. That's Trent McDuffy. This team is so unfair. You would think they're doing a Madden challenge. My team's unfair, too. I've got Joe Milton. Zacked instantly. Ryan Floreno season. Oh, that was really bizarre. That whipped my meter around, but we caught it anyway. Seven to seven. Well, we got Fully Sad Lukakon now. Caleb DS is getting a lot better, too. Let me get on full side. Third and 18. Stafford, Kairen, Puka, Devonte. Good lord, this team. He can't go to Puka. Down he goes. Force a field goal. Nice defense. Well, they instantly put another one up, but we do get a red zone alert. First and 10. Dude, we actually can win this game. If we can beat the Rams, we can beat anybody. Fergie. Fergie. Oh my god. We got another third down alert. Third and four. Right in the middle. DK. Joe Milton. Have a day, kid. I had so many people open. I'll just take six though. Javvante Williams is inevitable. We've gotten all these different running backs and they just like never hit the field. They're inches. This is a job for Fergie. >> No, it's a job for the goat. He got flattened, but he got there. Dude, we're lowkey cheesing the Rams. We using all this clock about to take the lead. Hopefully if Javvante can get in up top. Nope. That works. That works. Oh, the Rams scored. Made it 29. Joe Milton legacy game. You smell that? You smell that Joe Milton? Dude, what's with the teleporting? What's What's with the teleporting, dude? I got you beat by two steps. You don't just get to teleport up to the football. That's not mad. Chill. Oh my god. We're dealing with stadium pulse and Madden. That's not my play call. I guess it just became my play call. We just ran inside zone. Javvantage, this game's doodoo. >> Okay, sure. I'm going to go Javvante on a little juicy little playmaker. Third and six. Dude, Joe Milton's actually having a day. 250 and two, no interceptions. Just gonna no huddle the same play. >> Scoo maker's got a chance. What the I I threw it to him and I greened it, but it just goes over his head. Why are they punting? No, the game's over. GG's Rams. GG's. That would have been such a big win. Did he actually had such a good game? Genuinely very sad that Brandon Aubry is our next guy to trade. He's not going to have a lot of value, though. There are no offers for him. Brandon Aubrey in a second rounder for Cam Little. And what do you know? We're taking on the Jaguars. If this comes down to a game-winning kick, this will be cinema. Third and three for our first moment. And I guess I'll check down. Boo. They say to me, Matt, why do you never learn your lesson? Why do you keep airing every ball out with Joe Milton? It's not working. Why don't you just learn your lesson? I say, cuz I'm not a made like you. Go get in that calf. Bang. God, this meter is worthless. So they come to me again. They say, "Matt, no matter what you do, you cannot get a deep pass with Joe Milton." You know what I say to them? I say, "Your mama." And then I throw a dot. Oh my god. And there's no meter that time. Probably for the best. Okay, this is lowkey a super close game. Is it actually going to come down to our kickers here? No, because I'm going to do the Joe Milton special. You know I'm going to do it. Jump pass. I got to catch it now. Oh my god. I caught it. I caught it, but I was out of bounds. Dude, that was a jump pass. Cam Little. Cam Little. Well, maybe the kicker trade was kind of crazy. Oh, Cam Little does not have the abilities that Aubrey has, cuz that was a fast meter. And a quick red zone alert, though. That's huge. Garrett Wilson hasn't gotten a rep in a minute. Maybe he's open. He is sort of. Yeah, take that. All right, Javvante, keep this simple. Okay. Like remember when I said the game just cheats? That's Chris Jones, by the way. What is that? What is that? >> I'm going Fergie fight. Alternatively, you could just drop it. Oh my god. Can you believe that? This is going to come down to a field goal. First 10 if Joe Milton can keep it together. Fergie gets a good seven. Oh, it's the Christmas game. Nice, dude. We're I mean, we're eight and six. We got to make the playoffs. Okay, second and three. I'm just going inside zone. They got three down linemen. That's cake for Javvante Williams. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I kind of want this to come down to Cam Little cuz it' just be funnier. >> Milton up the gut. We are absolutely in Cam Little range. Let's just go hand off Javvante here. We go to the weak side. Get weird with it. I'll take that. I'll take three. All right. If we can get the first down here, it's over entirely. Jacksonville's already out of timeouts, though, so we just got to keep this ball in play. Fergie, I almost got batted. What? I'm sorry, Cam Little. Okay, so apparently in the sim, we just went and scored a touchdown. We could have just chewed that clock, used Cam Little. I thought that would have been cooler. I guess they don't see it that way. A win is a win, though, and we need it. All right, keep in mind it's week 17. Next game is week 18. We should make the wild card after the regular season. There's no trades left. We only have three trades left. The current trade, the Giants trade, and the commanders trade. Then our team's locked in for the playoffs. No. Gavvante. I'm actually so sad, dude. I've loved him. Have one first round pick left. I'm going to go with Charles Cross. Get a second, fourth, and a fifth. These are ugly. So now the starting running back. Running black. Nice. Now the starting running back is Jaden Blue. Still got G Wilson, DK Metaf. O line. He's back to looking good. Keith Foyad, Milton Williams, Caleb DS, you're getting scary good. I really want you for the playoffs. Do the Giants somehow not know. Wow. Oh. Oh. Oh, they do know about the Joe Milton special. Someone's been reading the scouting report. I think it was the New York Giants. Dude, I'm not scared of these frauds, bro. I'm not scared of these frauds. If you really think about it, they should be scared of Joe Milton. Okay. Like I am full-blown perfectly in that green meter. Crazy. I think the all Madden defense automatically gets a green swat or something cuz I can't get that thing beat. Okay. I mean, I was kind of asking for it. Now I need to claw this game back because I've made some mistakes. So, let's get after it. Oh, good blocking right there. Just let Joe Milton get some freebies. Gotta make some Oh my god. Oh my god. You're not in. Okay. Well, Joe Milton made that whole play. Jaden Blue gets a great rep now as his hair phases through his jersey. That's impress. That's some thick hair. Tell you what, Jaden Blue. Okay. charged up the dive animation like a superhero and I ended up getting sucked into a tackle. But that's okay. Second and goal. I trust our O line. We've been spending some We've been Dude, guys, just stick the ball out, you know. Just stick the ball over that thing. It shouldn't be that hard. There. Oh, Jamon Blue. I'm missing Javvante. Really sad we had to trade off Javvante. Third and four. A really big play. Jackson Dart Scataboo. We got Foyad. I'm blitzing. I'm going right up the middle on this. Let's go. Come on for you. Let's go get Jackson Dart. Oh. Oh, good scramble. No, you're not. >> Nobody took an angle for that. Are we serious? Not even me. First and 10. They're in the red zone. This is going to Scat Pack. This is going to Scataboo. Pitch out to Scataboo. All over it. Good defense. Now they're passing. I need Milton Williams to get Oh, they're not passing. Oh, they were play action. Yes, good call. Dline has certainly lost some firepower. I'll tell you that right now. We have lost some firepower on this defense. Throws into the middle. We're all over it. Let's go win this game. Ferguson gets a really good release right there. Good blocks downfield. Uh-oh. Somebody stop me before I do it. Nobody stop me. I'm him. DK. It's possible, baby. It's possible. Now, let's bleed this clock on the Giants and win this ball game. Jaden Blue. Oh, we did not want a first down there. Yikes. It's still going to sort of work, but we have to get in the end zone. Got too many yards. Not usually an issue for us. Okay, I'm currently in QV Neil and that was a mistake, but I'm not burning a timeout and I'm kind of a psycho, so I'm running that. What do they know about the Joe Milton Jaden Blue speed option? I didn't teach you about that in band camp. They didn't teach you Okay, they taught him something. But I'm telling you, this can work so long as we can get in the end zone. It's easier said than done. Third and goal. Oh, we're down to the one. Holy Do I trust Jaden Blue? I'm going Jaden Blue. Notice how you in switch plays the defense like adjusts to exactly what you're doing. They'd be cheating, bro. Jaden Blue. Who the is this kid? He's unbelievable. We had the nuts. We had the nuts and it paid off. 22 to 19 taking on the Giants. Let's go. Okay, we got to load up on talent here so that we have a great final trade. No, I knew it. Caleb DS. He's going to have some really good trade value though cuz he's insanely good. Putting everything we got here. We got three second rounders and Caleb DS. You know you want to is the only trades available. Bengals have really been trying to get letter Dexter Lawrence. Either way, we trade this player away right after this. Maybe the draft picks messed it up. Interesting. I guess we're getting Dexter Lawrence. Oh, we got a little snow in this game. It's three to three and Dexter Lawrence is going to have to get traded here. So, I got to use him. Got our D line really good again, though. Oh my god, I'm worthless. Oh my god, you're open. Okay, make it any easier for him, guys. Golly. Uh-oh. I mean, we're 10 and six. At 10 and seven, we should make the playoffs, but I feel like that's not a risk we want to take. First 10. He Oh my god, DK. Oh, I'm I'm so glad we're going to be able to hang on to him cuz he he's like up shockingly low overall. Maybe not shock. I don't know. But he's not going to have to get traded. And you know what? Jaden Blue's been great. He's not going to get traded either. Well, this is big. It's 10 to 16 right now. Once again, I could cheese the clock, but I'm gonna I'm gonna let him breathe. Third and six. Big play, Garrett Wilson. Oh my god, he torched him. Huge. First and 10, dude. Dja Vu game-winning touchdown needed here. So, we go back to the Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, why was that absurdly cracked speed option touchdown? It might be a Cam Little game, though, cuz they scored on us instantly. I don't even know what I'm running. Sometimes it'd be like that though. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I threw that to DK Metaf. Whatever. I'll just I'll just take my loss. I don't even care anymore. Just a Joe Milton Classic. We really need to still make the playoffs, though. I hope Dead and Seven was enough to get there. Phew. Oh my god. I thought we didn't make it. We're the seven seed. We're taking on the 49ers. And then the Eagles are the one seed. We'd be taking them up next. Okay, so this is our final trade right here. So, we got to make it count. So, it's going to have to be a Dexter Lawrence trade. Here's our team after trading every single regular season game. Dexter Lawrence, Charles Cross, Milton Williams, Foyataluakan, Garrett Wilson, Tyler Booker, Tariq Woolen, DK Metaf, Darren Plan, Jaylen Thompson, Cam Little, Jake Ferguson, and Joe Milton. Now a 73 overall at our quarterback, our final trade, Dexter Lawrence. Two second rounders, three third rounders for Bejon Robinson. And if you think the Falcons lost that trade, let me just say the Carolina Panthers traded Christian McAffrey for two second rounders straight up. So this is our playoff roster. Joe Milton, DK Metaf, Garrett Wilson, Bejon Robinson adding so much firepower to the offense. We've honestly got a really good old line cuz we picked up Ezra Cleveland and Charles Cross. Jake Ferguson still great. Defensively, we picked up Foyad Luakan, Milton Williams, Tariq Woolen, but sadly we lost Caleb DS, and we couldn't replace him. We even got ourselves Cam Little. Now, can we win a Super Bowl? Starting with the San Francisco 49ers. You can't ask for a better start than this. It's 7 to zero. And we got a red zone alert. Beon is number 30. That is so cursed. You know what I'm going to do? Don't even ask me, D, dude. Shut the up. What? Don't go. Dude, what? These guys are inhuman. That's what DK is supposed to do. DK is the big wide receiver. What on earth? You know, if they swat it, they swat it. But when they're up on some of those shenanigans, what am I doing, guys? We have Bejon now. We don't got to worry about anything. Oh my god, he's a glitch. Dude, he moves so fast. Genuinely belt to ass. I don't have to do anything. It's 28 to7. I will give it to number 30 Bejan though. Okay, Fred Warner 19 rushes 116 yards. Sometimes you have to run backwards so that you can throw the Joe Milton special. It makes it much more impactful. Oh, that's a do. Okay. The DBs are better than wide receivers. They're just straight up are they're better at the wide receiver position. I wish I could sub all these. Can I sub Renardo Green and at wide receivers so that he can be the greatest of all time. I mean truly Joe Milton, you keep running your route, you Oh my god, you're so free in the Oh my god. I'm okay. I am okay. You know why? Cuz I have the power of the Joe Milton special on my side. I don't know how. I don't know how, but it finally worked. Not that it mattered because we are actually whooping their ass. The streets handed me that win. I attempted to hand it a loss, but the streets handed me the win. This is the true gauntlet. There's a chance of snow. We're taking on the Eagles and they're so good. Take a look at the Eagles roster. Blaine Johnson, Devont Smith, Zack Bond, Quinnion, Jaylen Carter, Dallas Goddard. We gave Did I trade with them twice? I don't remember trading with them twice. Seaquan, they Malik Neighbors and they have Josh Hines Allen. I've created a problem. Well, every time we've seen the Eagles before, it's just been a bloodbath and not in our favor. So, maybe the playoffs can turn that around. I do see Bejon on a wheel route in man coverage. Joe Milton. Oh my god, what a ball, Joe. Joe Milton. Dude, that was a perfect pass coming into the second quarter here. Snow's coming down big time. And I had the check down, but I got Joe Milton. And I ain't sliding. Calculated. That's why we don't slide. Is DK Mechaf left-handed? He just shot that free throw lefty. Oh my god, the intentional fumble. The genius tech fumble. That's incredible. That is actually incredible. It's 14 to zero after that. Now hold up just a minute. I hit the wrong button, dude. Stadium pulse took away my icons. Stadium pulse. This college football. It's 14 to seven. Now we got two-minute drill. Bejon. Bejon. Go do some Bejon I mean, especially in the snow. Bejon has human joystick. It's harder to cut in the snow. This is a really good game for him to just completely pop off. It's a really good game for Jordan Davis to fly up the middle untouched. Third and 15. Big play. >> Ooh, DK's actually got some room. He's going to get there. Wow, that's gross. We're actually playing a really good game. Proud of you, Joe. Fergie. Fergie got it. Getting yards. Dude, if I catch him in man again, I just got to lob it up to Bejon. That's not man. But DK's open in the middle. Caught. Time out. I'm gonna hit him with the sneak attack. Actually, the RPO is open. Garrett Wilson. I was going to run the ball, but kind of like that. First and 10. How do they guard Metaf? Maybe. Oh. Oh my. This is our best. This is the exact time we needed our best game ever. Oh my god, we're going to do this. Why not one more? Why not one more against the Eagles after they whooped our ass all regular season long? Why is anyone not in Bjan in bro? Why are we load managing? It's Davis. I don't know who that is. I Malik Davis. We are really in the running back depth chart here today, boys. First and goal. I mean, it doesn't matter. We're just we're just toying with them. We We throw to Skoon Maker. All right, Bejon. All right, Bejon. Why not reach the ball, Bejon? That is criminal. Well, we didn't get the stat pad, but it is 28 to7 and we are moving on to the NFC Championship where I got to imagine we're we're playing the Rams, right? It's going to be the Miles Garrett Aaron Donald Rams. Sirani and John Sunlong having a little chat. It's all Jover. Oh my god. Jaylen Herz. Jaylen Herz had 34 passing yards. We neutered him. We took Squan away. Ah, it's the Seattle Seahawks. Interesting. So, the Rams didn't Oh my god, the Rams didn't even qualify. Rams didn't even make the playoffs. I'm shocked. Okay, so we got the Seahawks. On the other side is Denver or Baltimore. Already played Seattle this season. Got a chance of rain. The Joe Milton legacy lives on. We're in the rain here in Lumen Field, but it's 24 to 10. The Seahawks have turned the ball over four times. Things we love to see. Other things we love to see. Jake Ferguson. Why do I speak? Never speak too soon. Don't start yapping about Joe Milton. So, the game's over. Alrighty. Fourth and eight. Wow. We can really put the game away right here. That's all she wrote. Why can't my wife Oh my god, what an effort. That should have been Foyad's ball. Third and nine. Well, you know what? If I learned anything, it's that I can't I can't throw the ball at Jake Ferguson. I got to check it down to Bejon. Oh, he slipped. He slipped in the rain. We got to go for this, coach. all that noise. Coach Brian. Yo, Brian Anger Redemption. Brian Anger Redemption. Cam Little, you wish, buddy. Oh, it's Cam Little throwing it. Wow. I'm telling you the computer cheats. They should straight up cheat. Come on, man. You That DB knew that Cam Little was gonna end up as quarterback on that play. Come on. You're sucking me. Sammy boy. It don't matter though. NFC Championship ain't My goodness, dude. When I come into play, it all starts to go downhill. Don't tap them up. Yo, why does Cooper Cup look like a goober? What was that? Was that Cooper Cup? What do you have on his chin? Gentlemen, we've made it. Our Super Bowl is against the Baltimore Ravens, who I never traded with. Lamar Jackson, Kyle Hamilton, Dererick Henry. Our top three are Bejon, Garrett Wilson, and Milton Williams. Joe Milton is certified super hot ass with 18 touchdowns and 17 interceptions. Can't really check stats very well since none of these players were really on our team, but Bejot had 146 technically. DK, Garrett Wilson, Jake Ferguson, not bad. I mean, in defense, like, we can't really check this either. None of these are really our players. Wow. Our leading sack player is LT Overton with four. It all comes down to the Super Bowl, gentlemen. We traded every regular season game, and this is the team that we have assembled. It is disgusting, but it is here in the Super Bowl. It wouldn't be a Super Bowl unless we did the Joe Milton special. Runman coverage. Runman coverage. Runman coverage. I want to throw a wheel route to Bejon. DK lost his abilities. Garrett Wilson lost his abilities. Oh, SO MY WHOLE TEAM GOT washed for the Super Bowl. Okay, teleport. Sick. That teleport animation will genuinely be the death of me. It's like to catch up to receivers. These DBs can just actually glitch a step or two. I'm just handing the ball off. No, I'm going Joe Milton. Joe Milton. I knew it, baby. They're scared of sleepy Joe. They had those core. They were containing. Damn. Did all my dudes lose their abilities? Garrett Wilson's not a star. Oh my god. BEAT OUT OF YOUR JS. JOE MILTON. Trey Hendrickson, you're a bum. Give him redemption. Give Give him redemption. Yeah. Let's see if they're cheating now. Six to zero in the bowl. And they don't see it coming. HOLY THAT WAS ACTUALLY A BETTER BALL THAN LAST TIME. Way better ball than last time. I'm going with that heavy kick, baby. Just realize my first time ever kicking off in this. When you play the moments, it usually doesn't let you do this. I don't know why it did, but I want to try. What is our What is the return strategy here? Well, the Ravens insta turn the ball over and it's Joe Milton season. Dude, I'm so sad. Doesn't change anything. Joe Milton special. DK, you're still I grained it. What kind of shenanigans was that? I graded it. DK just did a 360 fake out. I I don't know what just happened. I'm taking my little one. There's washed Garrett Wilson. No more abilities, guys. It's We're supposed to get dev trade upgrades in the Super Bowl, not lose our abilities. Good thing I've got the goat himself. Good thing I've got Joe Milton Hurdle. Joe Milton. Three rushes, 40 yards. Don't stop me now. Okay, let's give DK a little single. Look at DK. Look at DK. Don't look at DK. Look at Joe Milton. Why is this working? This has never worked before. 13 to zero in the Super Bowl. Joe Milton is scrambling his ass off. Third and two. I think there's a new meaning for the Joe Milton special. It doesn't Oh my god. No, it's the same meaning. DK got that That's a ball. That's a ball. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Good release, DK. Okay. Okay. Mikke, you freak. This is all just a distraction. It's all a decoy distraction. Everything. All the motion. It's for nothing. It's just to get Joe Milton more open for a scramble. Ah, hoping Blitzer. Joe Milton. Why is it a Okay. What's going on? They literally are auto turning the ball over. Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey. Oh, they're QB spying my goat. GOOD THING HE OH, good thing he throws the lasers. No way. Okay, they finally scored. I'm not getting any defensive moments, but it's 27 to 14, baby girl. Joe Milton, why has he come alive in the only game we needed him? Oh my god, I just am Ultra Instinct right now. I have locked in. I have locked in. Fourth and five. Aluacon. Hooker. Bell. Hooker. Do it. OH MY GOD. I'M ACTUALLY ULTRA INSTINCT RIGHT NOW. YO, IF WE PLAYED like this the entire rebuild, I never would have been worried even remotely. What's going on here? Floroi. Okay. I mean, I did green it. Kyle Hamilton's just a little bit bigger than Ryan Florenoi. Good thing I've got time for some redemption. Why are you in a Tampa 2? Why the is the computer defense in a Tampa 2? you, Trey Hendrickson. That's cheating. When would it matter the Dallas Cowboys? Joe Milton. Who is on this team? DK Metaf, Garrett Wilson, Milton Williams, Bean Robinson, John Sunlong. Oh my god. Joe Milton is Super Bowl MVP. He completely carried that entire game. The most deserved Super Bowl MVP, too. I'm not even kidding. Unironically, he is Super Bowl MVP. Let's just watch this glorious cut scene. Payoff, gentlemen. Commissioner Goodell's up there to give us the Super Bowl trophy. John Sun Long is going to hold that sucker up. Why is Snoop Dogg up there? Who is that? Joe Milton is unironically Super Bowl MVP. I mean, my wide receivers, my tightness, everyone is making crazy catches, but genuinely, Milton didn't miss a throw. That throw on the run, that like dot inside was unbelievable. Joe Milton finishes the Super Bowl with two touchdowns. Lamar had four interceptions, dude. Oh my god. Bean at 103 on the ground, too. Milton had three rushing touchdowns. I mean, if one person on defense got all the interceptions, maybe they could win it. No. Jaylen Thompson, Lee Cooker over Shon, and Kobe Durant. Interesting. We did it. Dallas Cowboys are six-time Super Bowl champions and quarterback Joe Milton is Super Bowl MVP. Cardinal take on offensive rook of the year. David Bailey, defensive rook of the year. Jaylen Herds, you can win all the awards you want cuz Joe Milton's got the Super Bowl. Now, did we put this team in a good position? Absolutely not. This team is bizarre and horrible. Uh Garrett Wilson lost superstar. DK Mechaf lost superstar. Jake Ferguson lost superstar. We made the Super Bowl and my team got objectively worse, which is kind of hilarious. Bean's always going to be amazing. The O line's not horrible. The defense, Milton, dude. Literally, my whole team got obliterated for making the Super Bowl. How does that occur? I don't know. I don't care. We won our Super Bowl and we did it as the Dallas Cowboys, trading our best player after every regular season game. This is actually shockingly fun. I don't know. We do a lot of the same rebuilds. I felt like switching it up. I really hope you guys enjoyed. I love you. You're so handsome. And I'll see you in the next video. Peace.