LOKWONDO'S DOJO - MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EPISODE 397

Let me show you something. Motivation, elevation, dedication, ejaculation. You got to be released. And they think, "How do we do all this stuff?" I'm going to show you something. You see this? Let me show you a quick move. Don't you have a couple late to my class? Get over there. Come to me like you're going to like you're going to shoot me. I don't have nothing. Please don't HURT ME. You're done. This is called the banky break. I say to myself like this guy can be dangerous and a lot of time. This right here is called the Russian pretzel. This is Lwando Confessions. Back in the day, I was in the gym. When I first met the Gracies, uh, we was doing mixed martial arts at the time, but uh, a lot of people asked me, Lwando, how did you get great? I sparred with some of the greats. When the Gracies was first in America, we met. It was a gentleman in North Philly. It was called Joe's Gym. Joe's Gym was a boxing gym. But once I took the great there, we laid some mats down and we first really established mixed martial arts at that time. I wasn't really working on Lwando. But uh was a lot of stuff going on at the time. The scene was real, it was a real groovy scene, but you know, when I discovered Lo Quando, you know, Miss Martial Arts was taking a time. It was like I also established jail jitsu when I was doing my time when I was on my vacation. A lot of people see me and they wonder why I got 13 black belts. This is what this symbolize. 13 times I've been a black belt. I've been through danger 13 different times. And you know rabbits taking a knife from somebody, stopping a car with my bare hands or escaping from kidnapping. If you think about it, I done it. A lot of people ask me, "How did I get 13 black belts?" The story, I'm going to be truthful with you. A lot of people call me 13. I was in a shootout with 13 men one time. And miraculously, I walked away. All their guns was in the zoo ho. People say, "How did this happen?" There's a lot of tactics that I choose. If you want to join my class, come to my dojo. I'm going to be opening up a class because everybody in the world keep talking about where you going to train, where you going to open up your gym again. It's a lot. But if you want to come to my class, I want you to sign up right now. Look at the number on the screen. Sign up. Come learno in jails from a 13 time black belt. See you soon. A lot of guys in the world, they wanted me to start a dojo. I did. I didn't start when I'm allowed into my personal place. TKO dojo. Everybody come to meet me here. This is where I take my meetings. I train a couple clients, but I open it up for submissions and uh thousands of people shined up. These are the guys I choose. I don't let everybody come to my classes, but these was the guys. Come here. You student. What's your name? >> Rough and Sweet. >> Rough and Sweet. Turn around. I want to show you a move real No, that way. Let me show you a quick move. Don't you ever come late to my class. Get over there. Now, the four core mentalities when it comes to being with my program and being great like me, motivation, elevation, dedication, ejaculation. You got to be released. >> Ejaculation >> of everything. >> What? >> You can't let nothing hold you back or stop you. You want to be fluid. You want to be loose. Why do you have a t-shirt on in my dojo? >> What you mean? I I can't wear a t-shirt. >> You're supposed to be you and your ghee. That's it. You have a t-shirt and socks on. Def. >> Well, I ain't You [ __ ] crazy, man. >> You want me to be in this joint with no draws on, man? What type of class is this? >> If you really want to be one with the earth, you got to be willing. >> No, you trying to change the sport, [ __ ] He wants some ass, man. This ain't karate class. This karate ass, man. >> What's your name, little guy? >> Jojo, >> do you know how to defend yourself? >> Yes. Come here. Now, if D you didn't even do nothing. Get Get over there. Get back over there. You're not ready. You're not ready to be a a 13 time black belt. Everybody wonder how did I do it? Hey, this guy right here, you think you're a hot shot. Stop laughing in my class. >> All right, stop it. Now, I'm going to put y'all through some personal training. this training. A lot of people wonder like when you see me, you're scared. The first thing you say is, "This guy's no joke." You never think of me like him. I would never think that he's rough. I would definitely think that he's sweet. You never look at me and think that. You look at me, you see danger. You see, this is what I see before I die. >> A lot of men have. >> You don't want to be one. Now I'm going to >> stripes on your belts inside >> 13 times. As you can see, each one of these symbolize the different belts. I got the black belt. That's one. These other ones is 12. 13 time black belt. >> Is that scotch tape? >> No, it's not scotch tape. Come here real quick. Let me tell you something. Let me show you something. Turn around. Let me show you a move. Get your dumb ass over there. Yeah, he just he just don't want to learn. Now, I'm going to put y'all through a couple things. I just want y'all to stay right there. Show you a couple things. And I want to see if you're really ready. I want to see if you're ready. Hold this. The journey is coming in here. You guys came in here all weak and sloppy. When you walk out, you're going to have a black belt. The first one. But I need you to do as I do. You see this? Do that. You're ready. You just did exactly what I done. I like that. Next. Stay right there. Hold this. A lot of people look at me and they think, "How do we do all this stuff?" >> Do that. >> Get the [ __ ] out of here. >> Do that. What's wrong? Let's do this again. [ __ ] Oh no. That [ __ ] ain't That [ __ ] ain't right, man. You do that [ __ ] >> Yeah. Why the [ __ ] yours breaking? Mine ain't breaking. [ __ ] >> it's the same board. Come here. Put that down. Rough and sweep. Hold this. >> You see that? Hold it again. But you come in my class talking about you ready for it. Be be great. >> Come on, [ __ ] I got you punching, [ __ ] You're ready? >> Why you couldn't do that? >> Because you you you had me hit my [ __ ] head with it, man. >> I'm going to show you something. >> [ __ ] biscuit, man. >> Stand right there. Come step up front. If you want to be great, I'm going to show you something. You see this? >> You're ready? Let me tell you guys something. >> You scratched my [ __ ] face, man. >> If you want to be great with that [ __ ] man. Now, hold on, man. Let me Hold on. You want to be great. >> Let me show you something. You want to be great? >> Back up. Get up. Get over there. Get over there. Think you a hot shot? Get over there. You're not a You're not a sensei. How dare you talk to me now. Jail jitsu is about protection. >> [ __ ] on my [ __ ] biscuit, man. >> Jail jitsu is about protection. >> Man, I'm bleeding, man. >> You'll be okay. Don't worry about it. Get over here. Get back in your position if you want to be in this class. Come here. Jill Jitsu. Let me show you something, guy. You want to protect yourself. So in jail, it's about protection. Get close now. >> Hug him. >> Watch it. Turn around. Let me show you something. You didn't even protect yourself. How is you going to protect yourself? Your life is in my pocket. There's nothing you really can do. >> Is you ready to submit? >> You never submit. >> You'll never be a true warrior. If you were able to submit, that mean you gave up everything. >> I'll never be a black belt like you. >> Look at Jojo feet. >> Oh my god. >> Come on. This episode of Me and Osworth Game is brought to you by DraftKings. The wait is over. Football is here and so is DraftKings. DraftKings Sports app is now live in all 50 states. 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You ever know when you're walking through a dark alley and you're going somewhere and you're coming through and some jokers, some highpowered cowards come out and try to take something from you. You, you come here. As y'all get close to me, just get in position like you're going to do something. Now me, watch this. If this ever happened to you, this is the easiest way to defend yourself and danger the danger. Ah, come on, [ __ ] [ __ ] is you doing, man? Stomp on my [ __ ] toes, man. >> [ __ ] is wrong with you, man? [ __ ] out of head, sneaks on. That [ __ ] was >> yourself. Why this guy is a 13 time black belt? That's why, >> man? These 50y old [ __ ] walkers, man. [ __ ] is you doing, man? >> Ass feet, man. >> I'm going to show you something. Come here. >> [ __ ] out of here. No. [ __ ] out of here. point this at me like it's a gun. Come to me like you're going to like you're going to shoot me. I don't have nothing. Please don't hurt me. >> You're supposed to say some tough stuff. >> Get on the ground. >> Okay, I'm going. >> Yeah, was some [ __ ] [ __ ] Get on the ground. You the cops. You >> You messing the door up. Start over. >> Please. >> Into your pockets. >> Don't hurt me. I will. Please. Please. Just let me Can I Can Can I REACH FOR MY HAND? A you think he missed the target area, man. That [ __ ] stepped on my [ __ ] pinky toe, man. [ __ ] my Jones up, man. It's your turn, man. I ain't doing no more of that [ __ ] Go ahead, man. Step up, [ __ ] >> Joe, step up. Now see when you look at people like you Joe I say to myself like this guy can be dangerous and a lot of TIME You never know when danger is going to strike. Always be prepared and ready. >> Jojo, [ __ ] >> You always got to be prepared and ready. >> I don't like this [ __ ] This ain't one of my favorite classes. [ __ ] stop my [ __ ] feet, man. >> Let's sit in a circle. Sit down. Butts on the ground. Damn. Freaky [ __ ] >> Come in more. Now, this is the part of class a lot of people don't go hold their hands. We're going to sit here and we're going to hold hands and we're going to look at each other for an hour. >> Stay focused. Stay focused. Stay locked in, man. Stay locked in. >> That's why I ain't on that side of >> this martial arts. This is what martial arts about. If you want to be >> I've never seen Bruce Lee hold no [ __ ] hands, man. >> This is what martial arts is about. >> [ __ ] out of here, man. Y'all [ __ ] is crazy, man. >> Now, now let me explain something. >> Hey, shut up. >> Yeah, you're done. Hey, >> shut up. Hey. Hey. This right here is called the Russian pretzel. >> Shut up. You can't breathe. Shut up. >> Tired of this guy. >> Hey, >> this is called the Russian pretzel. >> Hey, >> shut up. You wanted to be a hot shot all day. >> Hey, >> stop me from teaching my class. >> Sensei, he's going to pass out. Sensei, >> I told you to hold I told you it was about holding each other and being compassionate. Now I'm holding you in a way you don't you never thought I would. >> That's some [ __ ] gay [ __ ] man. I don't know what you >> tap out. Tap out. >> Tapping out for motherf tap out. You want to tap out? >> Yeah, [ __ ] Tap out. He won't tap out now. I'm tired of it. Time to go to sleep. Night. Night night. He's dead. He's sleeping. That's what I do. That's what I do. That's what it's all about. It's all about Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Sleep time. Night. Night night. Go to >> this [ __ ] He on some frisky [ __ ] man. This episode of Me and Hours Worth of Game is brought to you by Stella Blue. Football is back. Stella Blue coffee is in retail stores everywhere. And to celebrate, we're giving you a chance to hang with Barto Stool on Sunday this fall. 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Stella Blue, right? >> Stand up, >> Sensei. >> Yes. >> Why you have the band-aid on your toe? >> Last night I was in a bar fight. >> I went to the bar to get a couple bruskies and uh this guy had he wanted to be a hot dog. want to be a real life hot shot. Said a couple things to me. I said, "I don't want no problem." Next thing you know, his teeth was in my foot. You see this? That's what happened. >> Man didn't put his feet in your mouth, man. >> Any more questions? >> When I be a black belt, since I >> You just woke up, didn't you? >> Yeah. >> Why would you be a black belt? >> I took the course. You just went to sleep. >> I'm safe. >> Does she think you can protect your girlfriend? Did she think a guy like you going to protect her from danger? >> Not yet. >> That's why you in my class. She sent you. She got you a membership. All of you guys are losers. I didn't have to go to no class to be great. I learned it. The journey that I went on was un unbearable. Everybody wanted to take something from me and I defended myself. That's how Jibson was born. >> Sensei, you said something about ejaculation. What were you referring to? >> You have to relieve yourself in order to be truly one. In order to truly be a sensei like me, shaking the dice is a major part of martial arts. That's the part nobody tell you about. It gets your arm stretched long. It gets you strong and it gets you ready and it relieves all the demons out your body. >> So, you got to beat your dick to become a 13 time black belt. >> I don't I wouldn't say that. I think you're saying that wrong. See, you want to become a true dragon. >> Y'all let the fire >> this guy, you're not going to make it. But if you want to become a two dragon, that's that's a major part of the four pillars of being a great 13 black belt. >> I want to become a Drew Dragon. >> Rough and sweet. >> Yes, sir. >> What do you want to get out of this class? >> I want to be the number one martial artist. in the world. Spell martial arts. Don't even say nothing cuz you don't. You got to be smart and you got to be dangerous. Nothing about you see danger. >> Everything about >> kicking off a little [ __ ] like they don't see danger. That's like >> everything. Get in your stance. All three of you show me your stance. >> That's a stance. Do it again. Do it again. >> Jojo, kick my hand. >> Kick my hand. >> A little lower, >> Rusty. Kick my hand. Hot shot. >> Yeah. Nothing. Kick my hand. >> See, let me tell you something. I come from a different generation than these losers. >> Stop that dumb [ __ ] Kick my hand. >> You didn't do it. >> You moved it, [ __ ] Let's >> go, losers. How do it feel being a loser? >> You're losers. Come here. Waste my time. >> Thousands of people signed up for this class. I picked you three guys. You think I should have picked y'all? Why? There's thousands of people that's trying to get in my class. People all over the world. London, Africa, Jamaica, Dominican Republic, Tokyo. That's trying to get to this class. And I picked you three losers. Why I'm the only one in this class that smell like onions? I told y'all don't take a shower for a week before you come here cuz you lose your strength. >> Y'all smell like soap deodorant. You smell like [ __ ] man. This guy take that do- rag off in my class. Take that headband off. Take your t-shirt off. >> When I get a headband, Sensei, a what? >> A headband. >> I'll tell you a story about this. You're not worthy of it here. >> Sensei, where did you get the headband from? >> 1993. I was at a speak easy with Karate Earl. I was really doing security outside the door cuz he knew they thought it was a setup. He wanted to see if I was ready for danger. As I'm standing in the car, truck pull up. Chuck Norris get out. We're in North Philly. Chuck going there. Him and throw a couple blue skins back. He come back out. This fell out of his pocket. I picked it up and said, "Chuck, you're" He said, "That's for you." I had it ever since. >> So you burn. >> Chuck gave it to me. Chuck Norris. He's great. He know about me. He knew what I was doing. Now we're going to have none practice. Don't move. Work though. Show me what you got. Give me the never disrespected nut trucks. Now I'm going to sleep you teach you guys a major technique in jails. Jitsu was established sleeping inside of jails. It was a form for guys to protect theel. So when you think about geojitsu, it's mostly about protecting yourself when you sleep. Everybody lay down like they're sleeping. As I look at everybody that's sleeping, only one of you is doing it right. Everybody sit up. Rough and Sweet stay down. Jojo stay down. As you can see, Rough and Sweet is invited. Jojo is invited. You can't protect yourself like that. What happened if somebody jump on you and say, "Don't move." Rough and Sweet. move. >> Oh, you're going to move, huh? >> Jojo, the same thing with you. >> I'm going to scream. >> Tell me what you going to scream and and act like it's happening and scream whatever you want to scream. >> Help. Help. >> What you're going to scream, rough and sweet, >> get off me. >> Help. >> You guys don't have a clue. Sit up right now. Tell me about your story. >> These guys, when I see them at the bar, they always pick on me and um I'm ready to defend myself. Act like he's the he's the guy that's picking on you. Go defend yourself. >> You all right? [ __ ] you talking about, [ __ ] [ __ ] you talking, [ __ ] >> [ __ ] Stop. >> [ __ ] you. >> Yeah. Defend yourself, [ __ ] Defend defend yourself, [ __ ] I killed you. Hey, you guys. >> Hey, get the [ __ ] off me. Look at this. Get the [ __ ] off me. Get the [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] off me. >> The [ __ ] me, [ __ ] [ __ ] Now, I'm ready to prepare y'all for a legendary move. A lot of people say why I'm so great. I'm going to show y'all and I want y'all to be ready. That move right there changed everything. That move set the pace for wars. Unbelievable battles. >> The R. Kelly twostep. >> No, that wasn't R. Kelly twostep. >> Yes, it was that >> side to side. >> No, that wasn't. Get that off your mind. >> Where did you learn it from? >> Karate Earl. Let's >> do it again. No, wasn't meant to be seen. You were supposed to learn. You wasn't learning. >> What's that move called again? >> You do it. >> A little slippery. >> Sit over there. >> It's a little slippery. >> Sit over there and face the wall. No, no, no, no. Sit right here and face that way. Sit down. No, no. Sit on the other side of that. Sit on the floor and face that way, buddy. >> Yeah. Stop the dumb [ __ ] Your turn. Show me what you could do. Attack him. >> All we got to do is kick that [ __ ] in his chest. >> Attack him. Jo the [ __ ] out. >> Go this way. Go this way. [ __ ] out. >> [ __ ] out of here. Jojo I kick you in your [ __ ] chest. >> Kick you across the street, man. Look at this loser. Come back over here. Ruff. Jojo. Attack. Ruff. >> Defend yourself. Jojo, you got nunchucks in your hand, man. You tried to kick him with them little ass feet. Jojo trying to kick. >> He got nunchucks in his hand. Tell him >> back. >> Jojo can only do foot sweeps and [ __ ] >> Get back together. We're going to do board breaks. Count of three. Break it on your head. One, two, three. Break it again. Hold this. Hold both of them. This is called the pinky break. >> Teach me the pinky break. >> All right. He going to put pinky in your ass and break it off in your ass, man. You keep asking for all this spicy [ __ ] >> It's time for you to do it. You got it. >> My piggy break. >> Come on, man. >> They know about me. >> They do. >> They know. >> Hold this. Jojo. [ __ ] flew all in Jojo face and [ __ ] >> It's time for you to do something. Kick this. >> No, man. I ain't kicking that [ __ ] man. I'm cool, man. You already stepped on the top of my [ __ ] feet, man. That dumb ass [ __ ] [ __ ] my feet up, man. >> Oh, man. >> This my last This my first last class, man. I ain't coming back no more, man. >> Yeah. Man, you [ __ ] my feet up, man. >> You look at these guys on the wall, then you look at me and you say, "This guy, he's the real deal. I'm Liquando. This is my dojo. 13 time black belt. These guys, they're losers. They never done one part, 1% of what I added to the value and the value that I brought to mixed martial arts, karate, loando, jails, and a bunch of other stuff that I done. The Gracies talk about me and when they speak of me, they get energized based off the time that we spend in the dojo together. Let me tell you something. I got these 13 black belts because I once in a shootout I dearmed 67 men by myself. You're saying to yourself, how did he do that? I done it. If you want to learn how to be great, everybody in the world respect me. Everybody know me. Presidents, I'm talking about emperors, they study my work. Hit the number below. Join my Jojo. >> It was a great class. Uh, I really wanted to make sure that if I ever an event I go to jail or it goes to the bar and deal with these people, I'll be well prepared. So, my groin hurts, my foot hurts, but in spirit, I feel like a champion, and I'm going to strive to be a black belt. >> All right. How I think this class went, it went pretty good. Got roughed up a couple times. I learned a lot, though. Um, will I come back? Probably probably I could use it. I could definitely use it. So, how did I like the class? I really didn't like it. He stepped on my [ __ ] feet, man. Ripped the skin off my [ __ ] toes, man. Like, I don't know what type of I don't know how educational it was. You know what I mean? I just know my [ __ ] feet hurt. And he smashed like a board on my biscuit. You know what I'm saying? scratch my face up. Like I was just trying to learn like so I don't I don't really understand how you know think I might go back to boxing. This might be my first and last class. You know what I mean? Like this [ __ ] was rough, man. Feet [ __ ] up. But uh if there something you into, you can sign up. I'm out, man. I [ __ ] to keep the membership money and everything, man.