Video summary
Dr. Harriet Hall opens this lecture by addressing numerous recurrent myths and pseudoscientific concepts within alternative medicine that persist despite repeated debunking, which she refers to as "zombie memes." The first of these is the bogus homunculus, a concept where practitioners claim specific body parts like ears or feet map onto internal organs without any anatomical basis. While real neurological maps exist in the brain's sensory and motor cortices, alternative versions found in practices such as ear acupuncture, reflexology, iridology, and hand therapy are products of wild imagination rather than science. Hall explains that these false mappings often stem from "cargo cult science," where practitioners imitate scientific terminology without understanding the underlying biological principles or anatomy.
The lecture then explores several other persistent misconceptions regarding diet and health, starting with the idea that food alone can act as a complete medicine for all diseases. Although good nutrition prevents deficiency-related illnesses like scurvy, it cannot cure chronic conditions such as diabetes or pneumonia, nor does any specific "superfood" possess unique healing powers beyond basic nutrients. Hall also debunks the claim that diet and sanitation are superior to vaccines in preventing disease spread; historical data shows that while better living standards reduced overall death rates before vaccination, only immunization significantly lowered infection incidence among children. Furthermore, she clarifies that cancer prevention is limited because a significant portion of cases arise from random genetic mutations ("bad luck") or heredity rather than lifestyle choices alone.
Beyond diet myths, the video examines various ineffective and potentially dangerous alternative treatments promoted by quacks. These include effortless weight loss solutions like Hoodia or Garcinia Cambogia, which lack scientific backing for efficacy while often causing side effects; bogus detoxification methods such as foot baths that merely show rust from electrodes rather than toxins leaving the body; and colon cleansings that carry serious risks of infection and dehydration without medical benefit. The presentation also covers absurd beliefs like breatharianism—the claim one can survive on air alone—and liver flushes where olive oil congeals into soap-like substances mistaken for gallstones, alongside dangerous practices such as ear candling which has led to burns and eardrum perforations.
Finally, Hall addresses the proliferation of longevity clinics selling expensive supplements that promise extended lifespans without evidence, noting that most vitamins are unnecessary unless there is a specific deficiency or medical indication. She highlights the "antioxidant paradox," where high-dose antioxidant supplements can sometimes increase mortality rates by disrupting the body's natural immune balance against free radicals. The lecture concludes by listing an overwhelming array of other pseudoscientific practices—from magnetic therapy and ozone treatments to psychic surgery—emphasizing that human imagination has created endless fads for gullible people to believe in, urging listeners to rely on science-based medicine rather than these oddities found at the "zoo" of alternative health claims.
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Hi, I'm back. This is Dr. Harriet Hall
with lecture eight in a series of 10
lectures on science-based medicine. In
previous lectures, I covered the big
five major areas of alternative
medicine. Chiropractic, acupuncture,
homeopathy, naturopathy, and energy
medicine. But there are a lot of minor
topics I haven't covered. In this
lecture, I'm going to talk about some of
the recurrent themes in alternative
medicine, and then I'll cover some
remaining odds and ends, some of which
are really odd and should be ended.
First, I want to talk about zombies,
recurrent memes and myths that refuse to
die. No matter how many times they're
debunked or disproved, they keep coming
back to haunt us. There are lots of
them, but I'll focus on these seven
examples.
The bogus homunculus
food as medicine. The idea that a proper
diet will prevent all all disease. The
idea that superfoods have unique health
benefits. That weight loss can be
effortless. That detoxification is
necessary for health and that retained
feces are poisoning the body. I'll start
with zombie number one. The bogus
homunculus meme.
Homunculus means little man in Latin. It
refers to any smallcale representation
of the human body. These are two real
homunculi. They show the areas of the
brain that correspond to sensation and
movement in various parts of the body.
The one on the left maps the sensory
cortex. The one on the right maps the
motor cortex. A disease or injury that
has damaged these parts of the brain
would cause a paralysis or a loss of
sensation in the corresponding parts of
the body.
In lecture seven, I talked about cargo
cult science where people imitate
science without understanding the
principles involved. Alternative
medicine offers lots of examples of
cargo cult science where the homunculus
is imitated in other parts of the body
without any understanding of the
underlying anatomy.
These real homunculi in the cerebral
cortex represent the true wiring of the
nervous system as mapped by anatomists
and neurohysiologists.
Alternative homunculi represent nothing
but wild imagination.
I talked about ear acupuncture in
lecture 4. A doctor in France imagined
that the ear looked like a fetus curled
up in its mother's womb. This led to
several versions of a bogus homunculus
like this one. There are no anatomical
connections between the ear and the
areas of the body depicted here.
Reflexology offers a lot of different
bogus maps of regions on the foot that
have no anatomical connections to the
areas shown.
And iridology offers yet another bogus
map of the body on the iris or the eyes.
Here's another bogus map on the hand
from hand acupuncture.
That was hand acupuncture. This one is
from hand reflexology.
Just press on the right spot to relieve
pain in the corresponding areas of the
body. Notice that this is entirely
different from the hand acupuncture
diagram.
Notice the spine running along the
outside edge of the thumb, the eyes on
the middle finger, the arms on the index
finger, and the heart at the top of the
little finger.
Even individual teeth are said to
correspond to organs. According to this
diagram, when I fell and broke my top
two front teeth, it should have affected
my kidneys. It didn't. Remember butt
reflexology from the acupuncture
lecture? It showed a homunculus on the
periphery of the buttocks.
It's no sillier than any of the other
diagrams I've just shown you.
Zombie meme number two is food as
medicine. This is a really old one
dating back to ancient Egypt. The
ancient Egyptians thought that all
diseases were caused by what people ate
and that dietary regimens could cure.
Hypocrates said, "Let food be your
medicine and medicine be your food."
Of course, he didn't really have much in
the way of medicine, so food was
probably the best he could do.
Today, some people like Dr. Joel Ferman
are still echoing Hypocrates.
He says, "We must unleash the disease
fighting artillery in our own kitchens.
Should patients just be given drugs for
diabetes, cholesterol, blood pressure,
and more? Or should they know they have
the opportunity for a complete for a
complete non-drug recovery? We don't
need to find the cure. It's already been
found and it's sitting there on the
shelves of our grocery stores. Not in my
grocery store, dude. You got to wonder
where he shops. The cure for diabetes
right there between the arugula and the
artichoke. I don't think so. Mark Heyman
agrees. He says food cures everything.
He says scientists have discovered a
powerful drug to cure all chronic
illness. He says food is the most
powerful drug we have, the fastest
acting with the most impressive results
and no side effects.
Really? If he had pneumonia, I wonder if
he'd treat it with food instead of
antibiotics.
If he were in agony with a kidney stone,
I wonder if he would refuse morphine and
just eat something instead.
The word neutrauticals is a compound of
the words nutrition and pharmaceutical.
It's a marketing term that refers to
foods sold as medicines. It includes
dietary supplements and also foods that
have been fortified with extra nutrients
like iodized salt.
Quiteatch lists the American
Neutrautical Association as a
questionable organization.
As far as science is concerned, foods
can't be considered medicines unless
they can be shown to treat diseases.
Food can treat diseases caused by
nutritional deficiencies.
Scurvy is a disease caused by a
deficiency of vitamin C and citrus
fruits are a good source of vitamin C.
So they can be used as medicines to
treat scurvy.
Good nutrition is important to health in
general, but I don't know of any
specific food that can serve as
effective medicine to treat any
non-deficiency disease.
Lots of claims are made. For instance,
they'll tell you that cinnamon lowers
blood sugar and can be used to treat
diabetes.
But studies have given conflicting
results. And even those that showed
lower blood sugar didn't find any
improvement in hemoglobin A1C levels,
which are the best measure of long-term
diabetes control. The American Diabetes
Association concluded that cinnamon
doesn't work.
Zombie meme number three, the idea that
a proper diet will prevent all disease.
You may have heard statements like
these. If you eat right, you can't ever
get sick. or a proper diet will prevent
100% of cancers and will cure cancers
already present.
Well, that's simply not true.
Some people think a proper diet is
better than vaccines.
Some antivaxers claim that vaccines
didn't make a difference. They point out
that deaths from contagious diseases
were already declining before vaccines
were introduced.
Well, they were because of better
sanitation, better nutrition, and more
effective medical treatment of sick
children. Deaths were declining. But the
incidents, the number of children who
caught the diseases wasn't declining. It
only declined when vaccines were
introduced.
The idea that factors like sanitation or
diet are more effective than vaccines is
just nonsense. We've seen several
natural experiments in both developed
and underdeveloped countries where the
vaccination rate declined and the
incidence of the disease increased and
then when the vaccination rate rose
again the incidence of the disease
dropped again. In the same country with
no change in nutrition or sanitation.
Some people insist that a healthy child
who's adequately nourished can't get
sick.
They are dreaming.
Good nutrition may reduce the risk of
catching an infectious disease and it
may reduce the risk of serious
complications,
but it certainly doesn't prevent the
diseases.
Some people think a proper diet will
prevent cancer and we know that can't be
true. The majority of cancers, 58% of
them are due to bad luck and they're
unavoidable.
Some cancers are due to heredity. There
are familial cancers and inherited
mutations like the BRCA genes that cause
breast cancer. The body's constant
constantly copying DNA as cells divide
and the process is imperfect. Copying
errors can lead to cancer and there are
unavoidable random mutations.
Only about 42% of cancers can be
attributed to environmental or lifestyle
factors and nearly half of those are due
to tobacco.
Being overweight is associated with 5%
of cancers. Exposure to radiation from
all sources, sun, tanning beds, medical
procedures, and natural background
radiation is associated with another 5%.
You're more likely to get cancer if you
live at a high altitude or live in a
brick house or if you have radon in your
basement.
And eating too fruit, too few fruits and
veggies probably accounts for around 5%.
Alcohol is associated with 3.5% of
cancers. Chemical toxins like pesticides
and workplace exposures account for a
small percentage of cancers and a few
cancers are caused by infections like
HPV and hepatitis B. But we have
vaccines to prevent those.
Different studies come up with different
numbers. An estimate from the American
Cancer Society is more optimistic. It
says that as many as a third of cancers
might be preventable with diet, but that
includes dieting to prevent obesity.
It's true that eating a healthy diet
will reduce the risk of cancer, but
there's no way it could prevent all
cancers. There's no way diet could have
any effect on the bad luck factors.
Proper diet can't prevent all disease,
but it can prevent deficiency diseases
and it can reduce the risk of some other
diseases.
What can science tell us about proper
diet?
Science discovered vitamins and it has a
pretty good handle on what nutrients we
need. The best scientific knowledge is
reflected in published nutrition
guidelines.
We need six categories of nutrients:
proteins, fats, carbohydrates, vitamins,
minerals, and water. The body digests
what you eat and breaks it down into its
component nutrients. The original source
of the nutrients is not important.
Throughout human history, people have
eaten a wide variety of diets. Some rich
in plant foods, some poor in plant
foods, and rich in animal foods. And
people can thrive on a wide variety of
diets.
Modern vegans eat no animal products.
Essimos live mainly on raw meat and
blubber. The Messiah subsist mainly on
raw meat, raw milk, and raw blood from
their cattle.
People can live on raw meat alone. It
has all the nutrients we need, even
vitamin C, which is destroyed by
cooking. A raw meat diet may be
nutritious, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Studying diet is problematic. Most
studies are questionable because it's
hard to control exactly what people eat
and it's practically impossible to do
double blind studies. Researchers can
ask people to follow a diet, but they
can't very well enforce compliance. Even
patients in controlled inpatient
settings can cheat. Friends can smuggle
in food or patients can sneak down to
the gift shop for a candy bar. Most
studies rely on self-reports and recall.
And we know that memory is unreliable
and estimates of portion size are
unreliable.
Nutrition recommendations change, but
that's the value of science. It can
change in response to better evidence.
As we learned more about risk factors
for heart disease, first we were told to
avoid cholesterol in the diet, then
total fat, then saturated fat, and now
it seems everything's okay except trans
fats. When experts recommend low
recommended low-fat diets, people
replaced the fats with high calorie
carbohydrates and they got fat. And then
low carb diets became popular.
So what should we eat? Low fat, low
carb, low protein, no meat? We don't
have any good answers yet. Some diets
like the Mediterranean diet and the
vegetarian diet have been shown to
correlate with better health, but we
don't know if they're ideal, and they
certainly don't prevent all disease by
any means. Traditional Chinese medicine
has a non-scientific view of nutrition.
It classifies foods as warm, cool,
moist, or dry. Here are some examples.
Boiled spinach is cooling and
moistening, so it would presumably treat
warm, dry diseases. If there were really
any such thing as a warm dry disease,
roast beef and chilled wine are warming.
Toast, while dry to the touch, actually
moistens the body. Who would have
guessed? They make a lot of health
claims for these four categories of
food, but it's all based on
pre-scientific mythology. It's
superstition and magical thinking, not
science.
Ayurveda, the ancient Indian system of
medicine is equally unscientific. In
Ayurveda, diet recommendations are
determined by your dosha, your mind body
type. To pacify caffa, you should eat
spicy foods and avoid sweet foods except
for honey, but don't heat the honey.
Avoid tomatoes and nuts. Turkey is fine,
but avoid rabbit and pheasant. To reduce
vata, eat sweet, sour, and salty foods.
Avoid spicy foods. Nuts are good, and so
are dairy products.
For excess pitha, eat sweet foods and
avoid the spicy. Eat nuts. I took Deepak
Chopra's quiz and I found out that my
type is mixed vata and pitha. Those two
apparently agree that I should eat sweet
food, avoid avoid spicy foods, and eat
nuts. But that left me confused as to
whether I should eat sour and salty
foods and dairy products.
Everyone seems to want to tell us what
to eat. Here are some of the diets
people advocate that are not supported
by evidence. The Paleo diet based on
what we think our ancestors ate. Raw
food diet based on the belief that
cooking destroys the life force in food.
The blood type diet. The alkaline diet.
The makers diet which only allows foods
that are mentioned in the Bible.
Futarians who eat only fruit. The
tapeworm diet. the Zodiac diet. There is
so many of these fad diets. It seems
like there's a new one every month. And
they not only want to tell you what to
eat, but how to eat. Certain food
shouldn't be mixed. Food should be eaten
in a certain order. Don't drink liquids
with meals. Advocates of fletcherizing
even want to tell you how to chew. You
must chew your food 32 times, then you
spit it out.
The idea is that you would absorb the
nutrients without the bulk and would
lose weight. Fletcher's motto was nature
will castigate those who don't
masticate.
There's a plethora of claims and a
posity of proof. So, how can you choose
the right diet? We still have a lot to
learn, but the available evidence is
converging on this diet advice. Eat a
variety of foods, mostly plants, not too
much. Get your nutrients from food
rather than from pills.
Most reputable sources of dietary advice
emphasize plant-based foods. Your mom
was right when she told you to eat your
vegetables.
Zombie meme number four is that certain
foods have unique health benefits.
Sometimes they're called superfoods.
Good nutrition is important to health,
but there are no special foods with
unique health benefits.
Gaylord Hower discovered that these five
wonder foods would add years to your
life. Skim milk, brewer's yeast, wheat
germ, yogurt, and blackstrap molasses.
He also claimed that he had cured
himself of tuberculosis of the hip by
eating 36 lemons a day for one to two
weeks.
I find that hard to believe.
It makes me wonder why he didn't add
lemons to his list of wonder foods. He
wasn't a doctor or a scientist. He was a
hu had had several run-ins with the FDA
for making false claims to sell products
like anti-diabetes tea.
Cider vinegar is promoted as a cure all
that keeps the body in balance, thins
the blood, a aids digestion, and gives
you a longer, healthier, youthful life.
The evidence for those claims,
zero.
Wheatgrass juice allegedly has all these
wonderful effects. It cleanses the body,
neutralizes toxins, slows the aging
process, and prevents cancer. The plant
enzymes in wheat grass are supposed to
supplement body enzymes, but that
doesn't seem likely since we know that
enzymes are destroyed by digestion.
There's no evidence that any of those
claims are true.
The stuff looks putrid, and they tell me
it tastes even worse.
One of the latest fads is
anti-inflammatory foods. Inflammation is
such a bugaboo that it even made the
cover of Time. These foods are supposed
to be anti-inflammatory.
kelp, wild Alaska salmon, turmeric,
shiakei mushroom, green tea, papaya,
blueberry, extra virgin olive oil,
broccoli, sweet potato.
They supposedly counteract heart
disease, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, age-
related disorders, many cancers, and
autoimmune diseases like rheumatoid
arthritis.
Evidence for these claims is lacking.
There's a whole science of
neutrogenomics.
Now, it's true that nutrients affect
gene expression and genetic differences
affect how we process nutrients.
Someday, we may be able to provide
individualized diet advice based on the
genome. But the companies that currently
offer neutrogenomic testing and advice
are pretty much a scam designed to tell
you to sell you their brand of diet
supplements.
Acai is build as the number one
superfood in the world. Look at all
these claims. Weight loss, increased
energy, better digestion, improved
sleep, enhanced mental health, stronger
immune system, healthier skin, youthful
appearance, detoxification benefits,
improved circulation, healthier heart.
Wow.
The evidence
zero. In fact, a study showed that the
antioxidant content of acai berries was
less than that of mangoes, strawberries,
and grapes.
Acai is one of the superfruits that are
said to offer value beyond basic
nutrition. Promoters typically hype a
single exotic tropical superfruit, but
all of these have been designated
superfruits. Asai, baobob, macki,
mangistine, goji, seabbuckthornne, juju,
cucku,
payas, pomegranates, guava, dragon
fruit, kiwi, luchi berries, yumberries.
How could you decide which one to
choose?
Superfruits is a marketing term and it's
used mainly to promote exotic tropical
fruits that have to be imported and can
be sold at at exorbitant prices.
They are high in nutrients, but they
don't offer any special benefits that
you can't get from other fruits. A lot
of more common fruits have also been
designated as super fruits, including
choke cherries, linganberries,
blueberries, blackberries, raspberries,
figs, apples, bananas, cantaloupe,
cherries, citrus fruits, plums,
strawberries, tomatoes, avocado,
pumpkin, and pumpkin seeds, watermelon,
and pineapple.
Now, maybe an expensive fruit has more
antioxidants per gram, but you can get
the same amount of antioxidants if you
eat enough of the cheaper fruits.
Lists of superfoods contradict each
other. Here are three different lists
that I found on the internet. The one on
the right is Dr. Oz's.
There's very little overlap. 23 items
appear on only one of these three lists.
And the only item that's common to all
three lists is beans.
All these foods are a good source of
various nutrients, but there's nothing
special about them.
Oranges are usually considered a great
source of vitamin C, but many other
fruits have more than oranges. One
medium orange has 70 mg of vitamin C. A
cup of chopped red bell pepper has
nearly three times as much, 190 mg. Two
kiwi fruits have 137 mg. A serving of
broccoli has 132 mg.
Other foods that have more vitamin C
than an orange include green bell
peppers, mango, pineapple, Brussels
sprouts, cauliflower, strawberries,
papayas, kale, and chili peppers.
A superfood may contain a high level of
a nutrient or even high levels of m
multiple nutrients, but if you're
already getting enough of those
nutrients in your regular diet, eating a
superfood won't make you healthier. The
excess will just be eliminated.
You may have noticed that most of the
claims of health benefits of foods are
rather vague. Unless a product has been
approved by the FDA as a medicine, it's
illegal to claim that it can cure,
treat, or prevent any disease. One
company falsely advertised that
elderberry juice could cure, treat, or
prevent various disease conditions,
including AIDS, diabetes, and flu, and
their products were seized by the FDA.
Zombie meme number five. There is an
effortless way to lose weight. Don't you
wish? Physics tells us that if you use
up more calories than you take in, you
will necessarily lose weight. It's
simple in principle, but it's fishly
difficult to put into practice, and it
takes a lot of effort. People want a way
to make it easy. If it sounds too good
to be true, it probably is. Akavar 2050
advertised that you could eat all you
want and still lose weight. They said we
couldn't say it in print if it wasn't
true. But they did say it in print and
it wasn't true. They were using
deceptive marketing tactics to sell an
untested product. They claimed to have
evidence from two clinical trials, but
neither of those trials actually tested
the product. One just tested caffeine.
There is no evidence that Akabar 2050
aids weight loss, but if it does, it's
probably because it contains a lot of
caffeine. And frankly, coffee tastes
better and is cheaper. Hoodia is a
cactus-like plant that only grows in the
Namib Desert. It was traditionally used
by skinny bushmen in the Namib Desert as
an appetite suppressant in starvation
conditions on long hunts.
Recently, it has been touted as a
miracle weight loss pill for lazy fat
people with plenty of access to food.
That doesn't necessarily follow.
It can't be cultivated. You have to go
out and find it in the desert. Its
popularity led to biopiracy. It was
stolen from the sun people. It's
protected by law and it can only be
exported under license with part of the
profits being returned to the sun. When
several hoodia products were tested,
half of them contained less than a tenth
of a percent of what the label said and
half of those contain no hoodia at all.
So if you're buy if you buy it, you're
probably not getting any. And if you are
getting any, you're defrauding the sun
people. Either way, I'd say the customer
was getting hoodie a winked.
It hasn't been proven safe or effective.
A pharmaceutical company worked on it
for a while trying to extract the active
ingredient, but they gave up on it.
Finally, in 2011, a study showed that it
doesn't work and it causes side effects.
Dr. Oz seems to have a new weight loss
miracle every month or two. The latest
one is Garcinia Cambogia. He calls it
the weight loss holy grail.
He's easily impressed by testimonials
and he disregards the scientific studies
that have shown either no effect or an
effect too small to be clinically
significant. Oh, and it is known to
cause various side effects.
Before this one, Dr. Dr. Oz recommended
other miracles like green coffee bean
extract, raspberry ketones, yerba mate,
bilberry, hot pepper jelly, katakin and
conjugated linoleic acid, acacia powder,
pickles, red wine, and wet foods.
Dr. Oz must have been eating a lot of
wet foods because he's all wet. I wonder
what his next miracle will be. Here's
what the scientific evidence says about
successful weight loss. Reduce calorie
intake, stay physically active, and keep
a food diary. Most weight reduction
diets are strategies that get you to eat
fewer calories. Keeping a food diary has
been shown to improve weight loss, and I
think it's because people who write down
everything they eat become more aware of
what they're putting in their mouth, and
they eat fewer calories.
Zombie meme number six, the idea that we
need to be detoxified.
These are the only science-based reasons
to detoxify. Alcohol detox for
alcoholics, drug detox for addicts,
treatment of poison ingestion, dialysis
for kidney failure, and chelation for
heavy metal poisoning. Except in cases
of poisoning, the body doesn't need any
help in handling toxins. The liver and
kidneys do a fine job by themselves.
Toxins are constantly being ingested and
they're also being constantly created in
the body by metabolic processes. The
liver breaks down toxins and prepares
them for excretion in bile or urine and
they're eliminated.
Here are some of the bogus
detoxification treatments that are used
in alternative medicine. Colon
cleansing, infrared saunas, foot pads
and foot baths, Gerson therapy, oil
pulling, Scientology's purification
rundown, keation, maple syrup, cayenne
pepper and lemon juice, removal of
dental fillings.
Now, none of these will do you any good
and some of them are likely to harm you.
Have you seen these detox foot baths?
The water turns brown and they tell you
it's the toxins coming out through the
skin of your feet.
It's not toxins, it's rust. It's a
process of electrolysis that removes
ions from the metal electrodes. If you
run the machine without putting your
feet in it, you'll see the same color
change.
Have you seen ads for those detox foot
pads? Kenokei is the best known brand.
You leave these pads on your feet
overnight and in the morning they've
turned brown. And supposedly the color
change means that toxins have been
removed from your feet. But guess what?
They also turn brown if they're exposed
to moisture without any skin contact.
Zombie meme number seven. Retained feces
are poisoning you. The mantra is death
begins in the colon. Almost every
disease has been attributed to poisons
absorbed from the intestine. They say
that decay, fermentation, and
putrifaction in the colon are released
into the blood, poisoning the entire
body. This process is sometimes called
auto intoxication.
There's a long history of people being
overly concerned about bowel function
and constipation.
Those worries date back as far as
ancient Egypt. A passage in the Iber's
papyrus suggests that undigested food
produces poisonous substances that
overflow into the body and initiate
putrifaction in vital organs. The
autotoxification myth was discredited by
science early in the 20th century, but
it persists as a popular belief.
Heather Mills tells us, "Did you know
that when you eat meat, it stays in your
gut for 40 years, putrifies, and leads
to a disease that killed you?"
Others tell us, "Over a period of years
of faulty diet, the walls of the large
intestine become coated with a thick
layer of mucus and impacted food. The
average North American is carrying
around 9 to 12 pounds of impacted fecal
material.
Some people claim there are accretions
of 5-year-old hamburgers stuck to the
colon wall.
Now, none of that can possibly be true,
even in part. Doctors are constantly
looking inside the colon. Surgeons,
radiologists, gastronurologists doing
endoscopies, and pathologists doing
autopsies.
No doctor has ever seen any such
accretions. And we know that the cells
lining the colon are constantly being
replaced every few days. So if anything
were stuck to the wall of the colon, it
would fall off as the old cells slough
off. Nevertheless, people who believe
this rot subject themselves to colon
irrigation, also known as high colonics
or colon hydrotherapy,
often in one of these spa-like fac
spa-like facilities.
It's like an enema but with much more
water. It can cause side effects like
cramping, bloating, nausea, and
vomiting. It can be dangerous due to
perforation, dehydration, infection,
electrolyte imbalance, and removal of
normal colon bacteria.
There have been reports of kidney
failure, pelvic abscesses, paranal
gangrine, septasemia, acute water
intoxication, and deaths from amoeba
infection transmitted by improperly
cleaned equipment.
There is no medical reason for colon
cleansing except as a bowel prep for
surgery, imaging procedures or
colonoscopy and colon irrigation is not
used for those bowel preps.
Then there's coffee enemas said to be an
important part of any detox. They say it
stimulates the liver to excrete toxins
in the bile. They say the caffeine is
absorbed but claim it doesn't cause
caffeine side effects which doesn't make
any sense because once the caffeine is
in your bloodstream it can't remember
how it got there and it can't act any
differently.
Coffee enemas are used for everything
from general well-being to treatment of
cancer. People take four to 10 enemas a
day. It requires boiling the coffee for
15 minutes, lying on the floor for 15 to
30 minutes after the enema before
excretion. That's a huge investment of
time for something that has never been
shown to do any good.
There are even special coffees sold for
the purpose. If Starbucks were selling
it, they could call it Starbucks.
Twice daily coffee enemas are part of
the Gonzalez regimen promoted as a
treatment for cancer. Patients also take
freeze-dried pancreatic enzymes,
nutrition your nutritional supplements
130 to 160 doses a day,
a special diet of organic foods,
preparing fresh juices many times a day,
skin brushing daily, and liver flushes.
The Gonzalez regimen has been tested and
it doesn't work. I'll be coming back to
it in lecture 10.
So, enough about zombies. Now for some
more odds and ends. That reminds me of
the old joke about the psychiatrist and
the proctologist who decided to open an
office together. They couldn't decide
whether to call it nuts and butts,
queers and rears, or odds and ends.
One of the oddest alternative health
beliefs is bretharianism.
This is Praad Johnny. He's 83 years old.
He claims to have lived without food for
seven decades, surviving on universal
life force energy alone. The Indian army
is studying him because they want to
teach their troops to go without food.
They're so invested in believing his lie
that they're not bothering to provide
constant 24-hour surveillance to make
sure he's not cheating.
The bretharian fed has come to the US.
This woman tells us that the starving of
the world would be just fine if they
could only be reprogrammed. They starve
to death because the mass media has
tricked them into thinking they need
food.
Did you realize you were being tricked
by the mass the mass media?
You don't need food. You can live on
light or the holy breath or prana or
something. Yep. You can live on it until
you die, which will happen a lot sooner
if you don't eat.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could remove
gallstones without surgery? So-called
liver flushes claim to do just that.
They use a variety of ingredients,
mainly olive oil. You drink the flush
solution, and these objects appear in
your stool.
The green objects, not the quarter.
That's just there to show the scale.
These are not gallstones. They're soap
stones produced by the action of
digestive juices on large volumes of
olive oil. Here's another odd belief.
Ear candles. A conical hollow cylinder
coated with wax is inserted into the ear
canal and lit. It supposedly removes wax
buildup from the ear canal.
After a treatment, the candle remnants
are open to show that they contain
debris like this. Patients are told that
this is the ear wax that the candle
removed by creating a suction. It isn't.
Skeptics tried burning the candles
without inserting them in the ear. They
found the same debris. It comes from the
candle itself, not from the ear canal.
Some ear candlers have wised up enough
to stop claiming that it removes wax,
but they still claim it's a holistic way
of treating earachches. It's also sold
as a relaxation technique, and it
allegedly provides a whole laundry list
of other health benefits.
Ear candles have been banned by the FDA
because they serve no medical purpose
and they're risky. There have been
reports of burns, perforated eardrums,
complications requiring surgery, fires,
and at least one death.
Longevity clinics are springing up
everywhere. In his book, Fantastic
Voyage: Live Long Enough to Live
Forever, Ray Curtzvile predicts that in
the future, everyone will live for live
forever. And he's trying to stay alive
until science makes living forever
possible. He follows a regimen that he
devised in collaboration with Dr. Terry
Gman, who runs a longevity clinic. He
takes 250 supplement pills every day. He
spends a whole day every week at the
longevity clinic getting IV vitamins,
chation and acupuncture.
He takes additional herbs that his wife
gives him. He drinks 8 to 10 glasses of
alkaline water a day and 10 cups of
green tea.
I wish him luck, but none of the things
he's doing have ever been shown to
extend the human lifespan.
Science-based preventive medicine can
minimize the risk of premature death
from disease. But the claims of the
anti-aging clinics and longevity clinics
go way beyond any evidence.
Then there are claims about vitamins.
40% of Americans take vitamins mostly
for the wrong reasons. Science says most
of them are wasting their money. People
take vitamins to boost their energy, to
improve their memory, to fight fatigue,
irritability, and poor concentration,
to extend their lives, to lose weight,
to relieve depression, to induce hair
growth, to improve skin, and other
alleged beliefs.
News flash, vitamins don't do any of
those things.
Here are the only science-based reasons
for people in the general population to
take vitamins. Young women should take
folic acid for prevention of birth
defects. And the elderly who may not be
getting enough vitamin D or vitamin B12
in their diets should probably take
supplements. Otherwise, people should
only take vitamins if their doctor tells
them there's a specific medical reason
to.
For people who worry that they may not
be getting enough vitamins in their
diet, it's better to improve the diet
than to take multivitamin pills.
And vitamins can harm. Studies have
shown that smokers who take beta
carotene, vitamin A, are more likely to
die of lung cancer and heart disease.
When people took vitamins A, C, E, beta,
betaarotene, and selenium to prevent
intestinal cancers, it increased their
death rate.
Supplemental vitamin E increased
mortality, heart failure, and prostate
cancer. And one study showed that taking
a multi a daily multivitamin
increased the risk of death.
And there's the antioxidant paradox.
Antioxidants can have both good and bad
effects. When people take large doses of
antioxidants in the form of supple
supplemental vitamins, the balance
between free radical production and
destruction might tip too much in one
direction, causing an unnatural state
where the immune system is less able to
kill harmful invaders.
There are all sorts of bogus oxygen
therapies based on the myth that disease
is caused by a lack of oxygen. Hyperaric
chambers are recommended for everything
from autism to insomnia.
Ozone and intravenous hydrogen peroxide
are used for AIDS and cancer.
Diet supplement companies sell oxygen
supplements like vitamin O that don't
even contain any oxygen.
Bogus magnet therapies abound. Magnets
are used mainly for pain, but also for
other conditions. Everything from HIV to
diarrhea.
They've been put into everything from
insoles to mattress pads. They
supposedly work to increase circulation
by attracting the iron in hemoglobin in
red blood cells. That's not true.
Hemoglobin is not ferromagnetic. And
oxygenated hemoglobin and plasma are
actually slightly repelled by a magnet.
If blood were attracted to magnets,
patients would explode or bleed to death
during MRI exams.
The claims for magnets are
pseudoscientific or simply ignorant. A
magnetic mattress pad salesman once told
me that negative magnetism is greater at
night because the moon is out.
Magnets have been tested. They don't
improve the circulation and they don't
even produce any significant magnetic
field at or below the skin.
Here are just a few of the many things I
won't have time to cover. Aroma therapy.
Boach flower remedies which are like a
cross between aromatherapy and
homeopathy,
psychic surgery, neural linguistic
programming, fake cancer cures, shiatsu,
EMDR, eye movement desensitization and
reprocessing,
facilitated communication, water
quackery, urine therapy, and there are
many, many more. It's what the French
call anishes,
an embarrassing overabundance of riches.
If time permitted, it would be fun to
review all of these. It would be a bit
like a visit to the zoo to see all the
strange animals. There's no end to what
the human imagination can invent and no
end to what gullible people will
believe. If you want more, you can find
it on Quackwatch, Science-Based
Medicine, and the Skeptics's Dictionary.
Those are all listed in the course
guide. Now, that's all the time I'm
going to devote to CAM. In the next
lecture, I'll talk about pitfalls in
clinical research.