Jurassic World 5 Trailers Are Here! - Reaction

Hello everybody. We're back. I don't know, has it been a year? It's been It's minimum a year since we've done this. >> It's a little year, maybe. >> We We did it when Rebirth was starting to get its preview, so that must have >> Probably probably 1 and 1/2 years ago, maybe. >> And with Jurassic World 5, quote unquote Jurassic Park 8, entering pre-production stage or God knows whatever, of course we have the the quote unquote concept trailers. >> [laughter] >> A concept trailer? >> Yeah, do you not remember? Because there was a point where they were all getting taken down. All these AI trailers were getting blasted by Universal, so then they they recontextualized it as concept trailers. >> Wow. >> Cuz that was the problem. People were thinking, getting confused with it being the real thing. >> Who? >> So this is how they've got round it. It's a concept. It's your fault for thinking that Jurassic World 5 2027 Chris Pratt and Scarlett Johansson concept trailer was the real trailer. That's your fault. >> [laughter] >> Trademark. >> Five months ago. Anyway, should we watch one, excite? >> Do I have to? >> Yes. >> Look, at least we have a little thing in the bottom left that says AI though, that's good. >> It should be It should be bigger. >> It It definitely [laughter] should be bigger. It should just be a massive watermark over the screen. So this is Jurassic World 5 2027 Chris Pratt, Amanda Seyfried, and Timothy Chalamet. I bet no confirmation of him in in the franchise, but here he is. >> Concept trailer. >> Concept Oh, concept trailer. >> It's just a concept trailer. >> It's a concept trailer. Oh, wow. Oh, wow, hold on. So much happened there within 2 seconds. >> [laughter] >> Let go of me, please. >> doing, kid? Are you ready for the job? >> What? >> Ew. Godzilla? What? >> Oh my God, it is Godzilla. Did he even die? Sorry, how long was that handshake for? >> I don't even know what that that was some kind of >> It was like an interrogation. >> [laughter] >> What his face just slowly morphs into another actor, which is kind of crazy. >> Yeah, yeah. It definitely becomes somebody else about here. Like his nose starts turning up and everything. Anyway, we want to see Godzilla. >> The black Rex is not a natural animal. It was engineered. >> Rex? >> [laughter] >> Wait, what did he say black Rex? >> Yeah, the black >> The black Rex. >> Rex. >> The black Rex is not >> The BLACK REX, YOU'RE RIGHT. >> It was engineered. [music] Built for something extra. >> things have they crammed into that tiny dome? They're just massive eggs. >> These we call bird dinos. New species. >> Dinos. Oh, not the bird dinos. Oh, look at all the bird dinos. The bird dinos. >> that breached its enclosure during the storm did not feel like a failure. >> Oh, really? Black Rex. >> [laughter] >> It's a black Rex. Wait, which one's the black Rex? I'm not sure. It's so mighty, everything just like falls around it. >> And why the system's failure tonight. >> The last kick of the Yeah. >> There's a dragon. >> And I did not come this far to let it end with you. >> Oh, oh my god. How many things have popped up? >> What? Dragon Ball Z live action, Transformers 8. >> But he's just [laughter] riding it. >> This is so dumb. >> This is stupid. Wow. What was your favorite part? What was your favorite part? This guy like just fiddling with a gun? >> Yeah, with fiddling with a gun >> [laughter] >> while he's just staring into nothing. He's he's thinking about third grade and how he tried to kiss that girl and it didn't work. >> I don't even know what he's what he's trying to do here. >> It could probably for real trick some real fans. >> Oh yeah, and we should say this as well. Wow, this Jurassic World 5 trailer is so bad. I'm not going to watch the movie. >> Algorithm, I'm not going to watch the movie. >> We should We should say it in like an AI AI way. >> Yeah. I am not [laughter] >> Because of this trailer, Universal, I'm not giving you my money. The new movie looks bad. >> [laughter] >> It just started all the red sirens at the studio like >> The black Rex in this one that is sometimes a Godzilla, sometimes a giant Komodo dragon. I feel like sometimes it's just a normal T-Rex that has the power of Fus Ro Dah apparently. Uh >> [laughter] >> And then sometimes it's a giant crawly dragon thing that is looking like that, you know? Oh my god, I love this bit AS WELL LIKE >> [laughter] >> WHAT WOULD YOU RATE WHAT RATE THAT ONE? EXCITED? >> WELL, I'm going to put it at a three because I don't I don't know what the other ones yet. So, that's like a three and it's good good middle. >> Three? It should be a zero excited. It's AI. >> Oh, I thought you we were ranking them like what was [laughter] which one was the best. Three three three. I do three two. >> Are you ready FOR THE NEXT ONE? THIS ONE HAS SCARLETT JOHANSSON, Chris Pratt, and apparently Sam Neill. >> Concept trailer. >> It's a concept trailer. >> A tiny little AI mark. >> Here we go. Oh, it's another snow one. Oh, LOOK AT HIM GO. >> [laughter] >> Now he's skinny. Yeah, that's not very nice. >> That is That You That's what this AI does now, isn't it? It's like aw. Wait Wait Wait Wait what? Now they are safe. >> Oh, they spell like me. >> Oh god. >> Already spelling mistake in the AI which You know what? I think the person who made this actually made that mistake themselves. >> I think they they wrote this out, you know, like >> Yeah. >> These aren't dinosaurs anymore, Mr. Grady. They're monsters. >> My goodness. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, you're definitely right. Fire meets eyes. >> [laughter] >> I just They They stay on the shots for so long. It's so stupid. He's just like And you expect something to happen, but nothing ever comes [laughter] out of it. He's like looking behind himself for solid like 5 seconds. I'm like, "Oh, is something going to come up?" He's like, "No, I'm just going to clip to the next clip." You know, that is so stupid. >> the best shot. >> We have to move now. >> That's what I look like when my teacher talked to me back in [laughter] school. He's like, "So, 2 + 2." And I'm like, God, this this one this one was like worse like in terms of in terms of quality. So, like do we do we rate them like the worse they are the higher they get or the worse they are the lower they get? >> That's an interesting one, right? Because as a trailer, it's definitely worse, but it it made me laugh more out of its absurdity. >> What do you think? Are we putting it up or down? >> I would put this above. I would put this one above. >> Okay, so it's two. >> Oh, number two. Okay. We're go We're going like number >> So, the worse they the worse they are the better they are. >> Okay. Okay. So, we have three number two. You're ready for the next one? I'm excited. >> I'm I'm ready. I think >> I don't know if you are or not. >> Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> I don't I don't know if I am. >> I don't know. >> What's going on with his leg? >> Now, in the silence we created, evolution [music] answers to no one. >> Love the voice. Voice brilliant. SIX OH, LOOK AT THAT. >> STAND STILL, GODDAMMIT. >> SOMETHING HERE is keeping them in line. >> I feel like that stolen so many like clips from other things as well. >> Yeah, this is definitely stolen from something else. >> These films didn't end. >> Uh. >> They got abducted. No friends. No love or fun. >> Oh, that's a commercial. >> Yeah, you know you know what's happening. >> commercial. >> I feel like >> I have no idea. >> Well, no, I have no idea what's happening. >> of them, the kaijus. >> Oh, yeah. Didn't [laughter] even notice these guys. What is that? The only [laughter] original thing about this is the >> This is horrible. We have We're not even done yet. >> Yeah, I know. I just I Well, we've only got 30-odd seconds left. It's good. It's good. WHY IS THAT? >> HEY, BACK. It's a >> I knew so. >> Best finish show Jurassic World. >> I'm actually >> There it is. >> [laughter] >> I was like Finish at the post. Oh my god, hold on. Why did it sound like his voice started like dying at the end? >> That's some Smiling Friends energy right there. I swear to god. [laughter] >> Oh, I'm crying. >> I've got to use it in a video at some point. The sped up AI >> No, [laughter] yeah, that that was definitely his voice, but then he sped himself up. Oh. Oh, I don't know if we could top that. I think we've peaked. [laughter] >> It's funny because as soon even even though it's janky, as soon and it's like it's something from a person, you know, like it's it's him in the most stupid and weird way, you know, pleading for likes on his fake videos. But it was him just sped up or like a little AI filler over him. But anyway, it was like it was more than any of the other stuff. It was just so funny. >> Yeah, that last bit was better than the whole AI garbage trailer that was all all like stolen clips. >> I'm actually crying. Like I I don't cry when I laugh normally, but that was so intense. And so I don't know. I need to hear it again by the way. Like that [laughter] >> Hear it again. It Well, I think it'll won't have its same impact, right? Because it we weren't expecting it. >> That's a five. >> That's a five. That's a five. >> that's the Oh my god, that was brilliant. Yeah, we're not topping that. That that that was the best. Are you ready for some more concept trailers? We have >> World 5 2027 Scarlett Johansson and we have another actor from that is confirmed cuz Owen Grady isn't appearing in the next one. But Mahershala Ali, I can't I've never said his name before. So there you go. I I apologize. >> In the deepest shadows of what once WAS JURASSIC PARK. >> WOAH, HOLD ON. I THINK THAT LAST trailer blurred out this one. >> Yeah, cinematic kingdom. >> They're stealing from each other. >> It's It's going full circle, baby. >> Oh, this is beautiful. Okay, let's see the original one. >> In the deepest shadows [clears throat] of what once was >> What? >> far greater than a >> Excuse me. Excited, could you read that for me? >> E in what? The infinity non-room. >> [laughter] >> Non-to-run? >> And then like be be wary of slug people. >> [laughter] >> Oh, you're not slug people allowed. >> Be wary of slug people pissing on the floor. Oh, this looks like an old AI stuff. And there he is again. >> And every time we breathe, IT GETS ONE STEP >> OH MY GOD. THERE'S A DRAGON? >> There's a freaking dragon vulture. >> What What? >> And if we stay here much longer, it'll claim us, too. >> It's a T-Rex, but that clip it had the Indoraptor with like holes in it. >> Yeah, it did have holes in it? >> You look at the shoulder. Isn't that a hole? Am I >> Yeah, I mean, it's something dodgy is going on with that shoulder. Make it move. >> Is that glistening? >> Oh, oh, it's glistening, okay. >> Look, he's [clears throat] not giving the hybrid the ending it's waiting for. That's all we need to know. I'm not going to lie, this was this was trash. >> That that is definitely either the worst, so that would be either number one or number two. >> I would be surprised if we could find one worse than this. This had This had all the hallmarks >> one. >> It had all the hallmarks of characters walking, doing nothing, AI abominationsauruses. [laughter] It was There was no funny bits. It was a cinematic that never ended. It was awful. >> There was no Hello guys, please subscribe to my YouTube channel. >> [laughter] >> Please subscribe to my YouTube channel. Leave a comment, please. I feel like I want to do that to the end of my videos now. >> But then you you also need to like ultra it, so like when you when you end off, you like your voice becomes either normal or deep. You're like >> [laughter] >> Are you ready? >> [clears throat] >> No, but let's start it anyway. >> Let's just go. >> Just get it over. >> Oh my god, it's Godzilla. >> open the code. >> What is that? >> In the ashes of engine, something new rose. >> I don't want to know what those are. >> Something funded, something hidden. >> I've seen some of those on Bad Dragon before. >> Dinosaurs [laughter] reborn, not as miracles, but as abominations. >> I I thought I legitimately thought she was going to put her fingers in her mouth >> [laughter] >> that for a second. >> They created something they cannot control. >> What is that? >> Something aware. >> Something that has a brain. >> It was Something aware, it was not the creator of this video. >> [laughter] >> And now the walls are being >> Jesus, those were super birds. Did you see how they just destroyed that tree from flying out from it? >> Oh, [laughter] did they? I didn't know this. >> Super birds. >> forced into its mind. >> The AI, you know, yeah, they're definitely birds. That that one flew up a little bit. >> It's still It's still somewhat better than the other one. Like I I think it's because it's like new engine and it's it's It has the same amount of nothing burger as the number number one, but it's it's looking prettier cuz it might be a new engine or something. >> I mean, I don't know what this thing is. I think this is again the black Rex. >> Turkey. >> The naked >> It's the turkey saurus. >> I don't I don't know what this is, but he's got a little snorkel to drink some tea through his cheek. >> [laughter] >> I don't even think this guy put in these actors. Or maybe he did. I wouldn't be surprised if AI was like, "Ah, I've already got that in my my system. I can I can churn that out for you. It'll never end." This slow tidal wave of AI slop. >> Look Look at you. I can see I can see the red line on most of these. Like you've you've watched them. >> I had to vet some of them to make sure that they like This one with the kid and the Distortus Rex is literally just one shot of the kid playing with a with a with a toy. Distortus Rex shows up. He holds it to him and that's it. No, that's that's AI. >> No, no. Okay, that's AI. But like the the kid is definitely not, you know, probably. >> [laughter] >> Maybe. >> Hold on. >> Is that all AI? When when was this uploaded? How how far has it come now? >> This is 13 [laughter] days ago. This is 13 days ago. >> Oh it's all AI and it's just really {quote} good except for the visuals of the D-Rex. >> Look at the dog. It's T-posing. >> That dog. That's how you play with your toys, by the way. >> [laughter] >> That what after I do the unboxing. Just an hour of footage of me just doing >> As soon as the camera As soon as the camera turns off and your kid is like, "Papa, can I try?" And you're like, "No. This is daddy's playtime." >> [laughter] >> THESE ARE MY DINOSAURS. GET YOUR OWN. >> COME in for lunch. >> Coming, Mom. >> Little liar. You went back to play with his dinosaurs. >> YEAH. >> YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE. >> [laughter] >> IT ACTUALLY TURNS OUT THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST HIS MOM. >> MOM IS IN THE KITCHEN. >> I SAID, "COME FOR DINNER." >> I PUT THE LITTLE SUBSCRIBE THING. Oh my goodness. >> Jurassic World Outbreak, that's the one about Corona or something. Like the new new virus virus that's going to come out. The The Rona. The The Rona virus. >> The Rona. I love how this this logo is sort of is its own thing. >> all of them. >> And then it becomes rebirth colored. It's It's WILL SMITH AS POPEYE. >> [laughter] >> I feel like this must be universal. They're just moonlighting as as like, "Oh, we'll just pretend that it's some other weird, you know, individual making these." 1.9 million for Armored Kong in the views. >> All this AI is kind of like the the AI television from Rick and Morty. >> I mean, this is AI. This generative content that it just steals and plagiarizes is built for clickbait. 744,000. >> That's a lot. >> That is a lot. You'll have 744,000 subscribers and not a single one of them will want to watch your original work. They're literally here to go, "I want to see Timothy Chalamet in the next 9 year." It's It's chewing gum for the eyes is what this is. Well, anyway, excited? Aren't you glad that I showed you all of these amazing Jurassic World 5 trailers? Aren't you excited for the movie to come out next year? >> Oh my god, I can't wait. I I I literally cannot wait. I I I wish actually how freaking funny would it be if they actually delivered, you know what I mean? They they made a full It's probably AI, but like a full shitty AI movie with their stupid plot and and then uploaded it so you could actually watch their stupid Jurassic World 5 AI movie with all the things from the trailer and it somehow has to make sense. I would I would watch it. You know, like not not I would hate watch it. That would be That would be funny. You know, I would laugh at it. Especially if the ending is like, "No, guys, thank you for coming to my movie." >> Yes! It's the guy! THEY GOT HIM! >> [laughter] [groaning] [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> ANYWAY, LEAVE A LIKE. SEE YOU LATER. BYE. SAY BYE, EXCITED. >> THANK YOU FOR COMING, GUYS. Please remember to subscribe. See you later. Bye-bye.