Joshua King & Ipalibo Battle Old School Songs to the Death! Michael Jackson will be devastated 😭🇳🇬

So his best quality is um he's a [music] very creative he's a very creative person. I think one of the most creative persons I've ever First of all be fa so you think I'm loyal bro >> I don't know where it come from my mouth [laughter] >> man I didn't even know >> my name is I'm from river state I'm a content creator sports analyst I'm a musician music Right. What's this? I'm an assistant. Yeah. So, um I do music basically and I'm a businessman. Yeah. What business do? >> No. Which business you do? Businessman. You don't have you know what? I'm a businessman. >> Okay. I'm an entrepreneur. >> What they enter? My name is Joshua King and I'm a comedian, [music] an actor, a script writer, a joke writer, an NC, a fine boy, a broke sugar daddy. Tell me your your your girlfriend's crush. Forget about the portable. It's just part [music] of it to my socials. Talib on all social media platform. Easy. >> [music] >> It's that easy. >> So I'm the only comedian in Nigeria bearing two English name. Joshua King [music] on all platform. I used to be on X until my ex left me. [laughter] >> This part [music] is not my friend though. You say I should come with somebody then. It was the last person I could I was scrolling through my phone scrolling scrolling scrolling all my friends they are busy [music] so I just felt there's there's one jobless guy that that moved from to Lagos so I said ah let me pick him up >> so [music] if you're if I'm that jobless guy and you're here with me where does that leave you >> I have a job and this is the job I brought you so that you can have [music] >> a job like you are good. >> Yeah. >> Nice job. >> You're a frustrated artist. >> I [music] like it. >> Yes. [music] >> This of friends really obviously friends. >> Yeah. I really know you. Do I know your parents? Your brother know me. I only know you in the city of that you used to go from churches to churches for concerts and you be dancing like someone [music] that want to win rice. Tell me where I know you from. >> I think I'm energetic. Energetic. >> Yeah. >> You look like all those children that all those children that they don't want in the family [music] say go outside and play. You wear glo and go different places to dance. Is this supposed to be a rose? Joshua. Joshua, is this a rose? >> No, it's not a rose. Is I'm being honest here. [music] Wow. Thank you for being honest. >> Yeah, it's I don't really know you. >> Can we proceed, please? [music] So the person I pick the card nice who I invited they are pick too much >> I don't [music] you >> believe all right let me pick now a positive/ motivational song [music] you are the pill that [singing] holds my Jehovah But what you are the >> bro that's not a motivational song. So what is it? That's not even a [music] how is that even a positive? That's a worship song bro. >> So a worship song will motivate your spirit >> to do what? >> To be energetic in life >> bro >> because they say the spiritual controls the physical. >> How do you know? >> I carry no person don't feel because this [music] boy obviously has failed. My heart a d song with an African and a non-African. Oh, [music] make me sweat. Make me [music] >> for real. Shut [screaming] your mind will be >> is it is that what she said? Make me [music] spread. >> That's all I choke. Why? >> That's why they will see you make me spread. [music] Give me the time because this young man here stressed my life. In fact, I [music] regret bringing him here. I waited under this cushy song. You know, by God's grace, I don't have a car. I stood at his junction. I was waiting for him. [music] Come on. Are you a woman? Okay. So he's bad at at communication, right? He's very bad at [music] communication. Joshua cannot communicate properly. He cannot give you an information on time. [music] Everything for him has to be fire brigade impromptu. How do you expect me to keep your time? [music] That's how he behave. You cannot call me up. You cannot call me late at night and tell me hey something in [music] the morning. Oh boy. Bro, >> so you see that the time thing is not my thing. >> Oh no. as a result of it. >> I watch you do surprised you're saying [music] this. All right. I'm surprised you're saying you're jobless. >> Okay. >> So I can call you. >> I like the fact that you think I'm jobless and that's why I keep I keep [music] him waiting every single time you call me. >> All right. Just tell me that water [music] just nice one. Nice one. A song by a girl band. Very good. Very good. [music] I'm a survival. I going to make it. I'm a survival. Keep on wait. [music] >> Oh. Miss China, >> what did you take me for? >> I think it's just Kelly Roland. >> Come on, I'm a survivor. >> Hey, you don't survive. >> Yay. What did you take me for? >> So that like some you're on two and I'm on one or we good. >> Yeah. Yeah. Pick your girl. [music] >> You need a song with the word money. You need it. Pay me my money. Whiskey. Africa. Africa. [music] African [music] in Port one of these concerts. Talk to Yeah. Let me focus that I see >> I see >> I saw I saw him dancing and I saw that oh this guy this guy needs help because it's it's not proper for a young man to be dancing like this. >> He didn't like they was praising God. >> No you were praising God but there was [music] too much hunger. Not not spiritual hunger but the real hunger bro. Yeah. He is one of those people that they will sing finish and when someone [music] start they start sleeping. Yeah. >> [music] >> You know, that was the impression I saw about him. A hungry young man that [music] needed to grow, but growth is part of him. >> First impression First impression I had [music] about Joshua was >> Yes. I had the impression that he he's a snob. [music] >> I'm a snob. >> Wait, I'll explain. >> Hey, >> wait. Now I will explain. Why? Because, [music] you know, as much as he talks, he smiles, he plays, [music] he has a very unapproachable look from a distance. So, if you're going to judge by that, you wouldn't [music] even want to go close. He's different. Joshua on stage is different from Joshua in person. Don't get [music] it twisted. >> Yeah, I I agree to that one. Damn. So, I don't lie now. [music] I don't lie. So, yeah, that's it. >> [music] >> A song about mother. [music] Mama. Mama. >> Show me. Mama. Mama. You know I love >> mama. You're the queen of [singing] my heart. Your love is [music] like tears from the stars. Mama. Just one kiss. Yes. >> Mama, you know I love you. Mama, you man loving you is like good to my soul. What the What are you saying? [singing and music] That kind voice. The same voice. >> [music] >> mama. >> So [music] when you want to sing a song by voice to me, you don't sing with that kind of voice. Which one is m? [singing] >> I don't know. It's >> me, right? We good. >> [music] >> A song from a TV commercial. Ait a great history. Mama papa a station. He shows so much about he shows so much about you. It's just so much about that. >> Yes. Hunger in the land because the only people that have cable TV bro [music] I'm a rooted [music] boy mama papa station sister brother Africa independent. [music] So like I said earlier, the only good quality I can attest to this guy is that he's loyal. That's all. Wow. So yeah, but I know that inside of [music] him, he has some evil around him because he's a B red devil. So but he is a guy that because he's jobless. Don't forget he's jobless. So I can call him anytime and as I'm praying he shouldn't have a job. So I can always utilize him. Yeah, because [music] I like I like the way he runs to me when I call. >> Yeah, off camera. He calls me boss. But you know, all right, take away the boss. Take away the boss. He calls me Joshua, right? [music] >> Sorry. Hey, there. >> Oh my [music] god. He knows a lot of criminals in pot. So I don't want them to come after my life. >> So his best quality is um he's a very creative. He's very creative. I think one [music] of the most creative persons I've ever first of all before Joshua. So you think I'm loyal? >> Wow. Bro, >> I don't know where they come up with [music] my man. >> I didn't even know he's bro. >> So yeah. Yeah. So, um, his best quality is that he's very creative. The most one of the most creative minds [music] I've ever met, work to it, and I've ever seen as well. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's his best quality. [music] Just they say one quality. I wish I could say one. >> Yeah. >> So, yeah, that's it. >> Okay. A song [music] by a female artist. >> [music] >> as late >> in a young boy. >> Yeah, >> I don't know for some weird reasons, right? Nobody will think of that song. That's why because the way the song started sounded like Boy, don't change my key. [music] That's what the key said. >> So you don't know songs like brown [music] skin. >> I know a lot of songs. No, that's >> what I don't understand is when you are faced with camera, you forget a lot of things. >> Just one. [music] >> A song that is trending now. >> Very good. Hey, very good. I [music] go cut my goat and it to my size this year. >> Bro, [music] we're evil now. Back where it all began. >> Joshua. Mm- What do you mean? >> You are already in trouble. You You are already in trouble that you're in so much trouble that you're not aware. All right. First of all, I'm not a troublemaker. I'm a peace giver. >> Okay. The only trouble that my dad the only problem I can be into right now. >> I think I [music] I I think I'm the one where I beat you. >> Yeah. >> Cuz I do banter >> your your banter against my club [music] has caused so much trouble and now I regret bringing you here. >> Okay. Because [music] my my I wanted >> I wanted to say my final thing my farm people or my community not like it trying to help >> a very wicked man a red devil in fact a short small red devil so that's what you are >> I remember the day we play again man city caring cup finance you humilated me and you brought me there this boy I don't to use >> oh so that's why you're humilating me now because you brought me here >> oh I want to pay you >> for the guy the Why is this mine man like [music] your back? Watch your back. You have to be a lawyer. >> Yeah. >> You said [music] I was nice. >> All right. Now you manag your card, right? >> Hey. Hey. Hey. Song with the word word. We are the world. We are the children. We are the world. Make a better place. So let's cut. >> Let's [music] Let's cut G. We make a better [singing and music] song with the word love. [music] You love me. We are one big family. >> Objection. >> Objection over me. >> So we have not had a good fight. >> Should be a good fight. >> All the fight we've been having is from some terrible [music] fight. >> Why keep me? Why never? Come on. Why? >> Hey. Hey. That sounds like as if we are dating. [music] Come on. Why? >> But that but that's how you sound though. That's how you sound. You just keep me here saying he [music] never come out. He never come. You always bro. >> No. And that's not fight. The fight I'm talking about is [music] >> You said a good fight. So this one is not good enough now, but we can call it a fight. All right. >> The only time that that [music] I was very upset with you. There are two times. The time that you youated my club. Oh, and the time that you took me to your house and you warned me FIFA. You dealt with me as if I was the one that made you to be short in life. [music] >> Oh, bro. I'm so I'm so sorry. I didn't I didn't This is hot. >> Hey, if you want me again, I warn you. [music] >> Sorry. Bring it in. >> Just talk. Don't touch me. >> I'm I'm very sorry. I I'm the whole wide world because he need >> I'm very sorry. I just entered his club because they don't have respect. [music] That's one. And I had to win it properly in FIFA because >> But now you cannot try it again. I'm I'm a mad bro. For every single time I meet you, you cannot try again and I always relate you. >> All right. That's not good. >> So the question is who says sorry? [music] >> I think I do. >> All right. I'm not a man of sorry. >> Good. I do. So I I say sorry for >> I'm a man of action. I'm a man of war. I have powers that not use. I have leaser. >> Wow. A movie soundtrack [music] [singing] [music] [singing] in this life. You reap what you s with movies. They play anyone you remember my jiggy. Let's do her. [laughter] song with two Africans. [music] >> Wasting time forget [music] wait [music] >> and your brother. >> Oh, >> we don't know. >> We don't know. I forget you. [music] If I If I speak English, bro, let it go. >> Let it go. The point is already yours by G. Let it go. >> I sing that pass. >> No. [music] >> You know I suffered it to the show. You know that I don't spend money like that. >> Oh, actually. >> Yeah. I think I'm the one because I think I'm the one because you never even know when Joshua is spending money. All right. So, I think he's mostly around people that spends money, but he's never the spender. What? Oh, yes. He's mostly around people that spends money, but he's never the spender. So, how do you know this boy? [music] Come on. Come on. Leave me alone. Right. Oh, you shot him. [music] A dread song with a male and a female singer. [music] >> You are my African queen. [laughter] >> You really had to just insulting. Ah, boy. Ah, no. You're down by one. I'm [music] I'm not winning. >> A song by your favorite rapper. I take [music] it to the candy shop. Now, how do you [music] come? >> He's not singing the song, >> bro. A song by sing the song. A song. I don't even give them by singing. [music] We are my African queen. Male and female. Those are two things that both male and female. Mr. is he's a man. He's a man and also [music] a human sex. >> Are they going to play that? >> I don't know. I don't >> man. All right. Me because he actually acts like a zombie sometimes. [music] So bro, you don't see yourself sometimes. >> I didn't mean you said when I was when I'm [music] sleeping, I look like a zombie. I >> I know. I didn't have to tell them that. I just said you are. Okay. Wait. I think you will survive a zombie apocalypse. [music] If you came here, you you really they do like them sometimes. If you see Joshua, so [music] let me give you one fun fact about Joshua. Where wherever he lays his [music] head, he finds sleep. I don't know if that makes sense. So if he's at So how's the music? [music] Good. So even on this show I can it's like magic. [music] Now sleep pol sleep bro. >> So yeah that's a fun fact about it. So someone like this come on now. When the zombie sees him. [music] >> All right. I went to saying me, but now you said I would survive, but I think you're the one that will survive. >> No, no, no. They'll kill me. Are they too active? >> No, no, no. You you you're not worth biting. >> I didn't I didn't think of. >> You don't look healthy enough. >> Hey. [music] >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They need healthy people to eat. >> Yeah. I look very healthy. >> One or two fleshy. >> Yeah. [music] I know. You just have mustache covering your suffering your your straight neck. You look like a ostrich. >> [music] >> Mad a a mini ostrich a dw ostrich. All right, let's go. I can't a religious song. [music] Jesus come. Jesus [music] ignorant in our lives. Jesus [music] look you when you are hurted you cry Jesus these are >> it's okay it's okay it's my time now a song [music] by >> elite by elite finger [music] Michael Jackson >> the king of pop >> yeah [music] >> are you okay are you You okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Do like they bring your chest out. [music] >> Wait, if I do like this bring my come out. >> Okay. Why it has lasted this long? I think it's been more than 10 years. [music] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because we have not been close. That's why it has lasted this long because what kind of answer it is? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. [music] >> So if we come day if we if we are closer >> than this problem. Yes. >> I think that probably will be for me >> because I cannot tolerate [singing] this [music] year. This year rubbish bro. >> This I think the show will end. >> Huh? >> Yeah. Because you get the show about bad things. >> Yes sir. Because why me and you friendship date? Nah. Because say we know they too close just today that I I was waiting for you to come and go this show. You waste my time. You come me stand for for post I beg money the way you actually dress the way you see where you stand. I didn't hear. >> Why you stand there? >> Why you stand there and be you know that [music] stuff where this people start to um arrange these things that they place on the road now? [music] >> It's traffic. >> Thank you. This traffic sh traffic sh you get [music] it and they start >> traffic [ __ ] >> Traffic [ __ ] Why you go stand for demo with your pocket hat cross leg like see all those money? Why? Oh, you know say I just people going to look me like I say this stranded people they be say I'm little bit stranded please I don't usually do this um I came to look my aunt >> you you actually look stranded even though I >> so because our last [music] because you're not that very close and sometimes when the friends you're healing now if you get closer to them [music] you'll not like them again but the girls you're crushing on right now if you get closer to them you know that the crush will crush you. [music] Yes. So you crush you crush on them from afar and uh let it be. Some [music] friendship are prepared to last longer from afar. Thank you for letting [music] me know this. I will never get close to you. >> Yeah. A det [music] with a singer and um a rapper. I I dare you to sing the other one. >> The other one that you read. >> I will never sing the other one. I like national [music] anthem. I can't sing it, bro. I don't even know it. [singing] [laughter] [music] >> We shall see. Correct. A regular song from the '9s. Uh-huh. >> from the '90s. >> Yes. All right. [music] >> So, I have discovered >> Wait, wait, wait. Make talk decided use car. [laughter] So everybody so I have discovered [music] that they have land with >> one love was sang 1965 [music] >> by who? >> Not tell them. >> By who? Now >> you were singing the song. Tell them now. Sing a song from the ' 90s. You say one love. One love. One love. 1965. Is that 1990s or '9s? >> Children of God. They say song from >> I knew that song was from the ' 90s song [music] from the '90s. Tonight my question this argument [music] here right now actually this is the argument biggest argument so far because arguing we have see [music] but that one argument that one beat you >> yes [music] but this argument I switch between characters like me. Why? [music] It's one. Oh my god. Okay. So this is the biggest argument. Yes. >> Yes. >> Because we just need to find a winner. >> So I need I'm moving to a serious no. Why you going to look for that kind? [music] >> Yes. Because you they try me too much. Okay. >> Last card. [music] A wedding song. You and I will leave us. [music and singing] You and I. You and I. You. No. Hey, don't promote [music] you. You and I. I could do like this. If you had a girlfriend, I had a girl. If I had a job, >> who are you talking to when we started recogning that before that was >> that that could be it could be >> it could be. >> No, it's still into friendship, bro. Not talking state. We're just friends. >> No, they will know your true collaboration. >> H please. I'm single. You like you already know my social [music] when [singing] you were in high school or secondary school. Do me do me with your body. >> Very good. I think that is the [music] right song because you really get that busy body is like Hold on tight rock. [singing] [music] [singing] Get inside. Get inside. That's it. [music] Ch. [music] >> My dearly beloved friend Joshua, I love you because you are a free spirited [music] person. You are down to earth. You're original. You're a creative mind. I love [music] you for being so selfless. Thank you for being my >> Is that what you wanted? >> That's not what they want. They say why I just told you now don't do it in a word tell me if you don't talk I why are you [music] slap if you don't tell me why I bro I tell you from my heart my turn right [laughter] yeah bro you won't lie so you don't love me all this are fake love me all this are fake right this is all fake >> a few moments later >> guys [music] I take back Baby, it's okay. Baby, it's okay. [laughter] >> Who is this man? >> Now you sound like you sound like those girls that say you got what you wanted. >> Yes, >> baby. It's okay. >> You use me. >> It's okay. >> You use me. [music] >> Just after everything we've been through. >> No, we never been through this. You love the fact that I'm a lawyer. >> Your loy loyalty comes with your height. No, that's you're very dancer. Not like a true kind. Tell me why you love me. Bro, this tell no waste my time. Why did you tell me why I love [music] them? Okay, you're one guy that I know that resonates with hardworking never give up spirit and the most important character you had. You're very joyful. I've never seen you sober. Oh, >> I have never seen you sober. Most times that I come to your place, I am sober. >> Okay. So when [music] I come to your place and I ask I want to play again just to lighten up my mood. So most of [music] the banter that we have when we play game and like I say I feel we just to clear off my chest [music] because it's always it's a thing about we comics we are we are very close to depression. >> Yes. You might [music] not know that sometimes. >> No I do. >> So it's you might say I'm very creative and this and that. deep [music] down inside I'm hurt mostly because you say um creatives are people that [music] people take advantage of the they don't really take advantage of you. >> Yeah. But my eyesight [music] are small. >> Yeah. So when I come to you come to your place meet your friends the house people and the rest just to get my mind off some stuff. So you give me that um environment. >> Mhm. >> That um broadly um love regardless of [music] um you don't really have enough but you still share. >> Guys, this is becoming very emotional, right? I I can remember the time that I called you to come on his set and he turned up and I was happy he turned up because he drove cuz [music] I told them that it's my friend that's coming as a big boy and even you tricked I would have been [music] point so one thing I want to tell you that I've never told you before is that you're a great man you do see yourself. I want you to [music] see yourself much more than you see yourself. Most of the things that be happening around you from your [music] group, your personal life, there's much more to this. You're a center of attraction. [music] You attract a lot of people to you. You are saying that me I'm a people's person public relationship. Now [music] you are the pre public relationship person because me and my personal from afar I look scary. I look not approachable because I'm an introvert. >> Okay. >> Mhm. >> At this time I'm hearing you're introverted. Very strong introvert. >> Yeah. My name I read a lot. I don't Yeah. So it's you know when they say when you know too much you become very reserved and you want to keep your space. >> Ah just wait. [music] >> Are you saying I don't know? >> Yeah that's wait why do [music] you do I've never recommended a book for you. Yeah. >> So, I appreciate you despite the fact that I told you about this production on a very short notice. Um, you came through. I know you had [music] a lot of engagement that you'd have been to today, but you respected the fact that I called you to come and do this. And I gave you reasons why. [music] Cuz you I know you're a big man. You're a brand on your own. You're not supposed to even come out for free when this is it. Tell me you don't get money to tell you say she everybody calling it. So yeah, [music] they are just a brand trying to help. >> Mhm. >> So for me all what I'm trying [music] to say is that I cannot tell that I love you. >> But you just did know. >> Did I say it was nice? You don't have seats, but you just need to. All right. Thank you very much. >> That wasn't so hard though, bro. >> Bring it. [music] >> Wow. Yeah, you should have to share. Yeah. >> All right, ladies and gentlemen. >> You're with your Android phone, you're with your iPhone, you're with your tablets, you're with your laptop. >> Ladies and gentlemen, do not follow Lumi. Africa. Do not follow them. I hope you get it. Do not follow them.