Joey VS Kaiba In Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel!!

When you think of iconic Yu-Gi-Oh characters, your mind immediately goes to Kaiba and Joey. Well, today we are going to live out a duel from them in Virtual World. Yeah, the guy that built the decks said it's from Virtual. We're going to say it's from Battle City. All right. They might be from Virtual World, but as far as I can tell, they never actually duled there, even though it's an amazing arc. Nobody can complain about that. >> Bro, bro, why do you tell people where their mind goes? You don't you don't have jurisdiction and control over where my when you think of your mind immediately when you think of hot man your mind immediately [laughter] goes to Siri like okay okay little vein but uh I I know bro like like that's what you're think look I want you to close your eyes just give me a second close your eyes right now visualize iconic characters from Yu-Gi-Oh your mind immediately went to Merrick bro like I can see it in your head like I know what you're thinking >> it definitely went to Yugi bro like [laughter] it's >> oh god this guy's basic as hell Oh, hey. Hey, turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn two two two is turn one or what do I draw to start or do you just go bro >> I feel like we just go like drawing to start is like yeah I guess it's a like I just go man like I don't care >> go ahead bro hey your call bro >> I would have made that call no matter if it benefited me or not this this card sucks this card is this card is a business >> Oh by the way uh this this might be a twist or come as a surprise for you guys but uh I'm Joey this time yeah >> yeah I totally forgot I play Joey a lot so I thought you know what let's Get some ser Joey, bro. Like, let's see what he's got. >> I'm going to kick you, Kester. [laughter] >> I don't like the word kester there, dude. What is this deck, bro? Like, I feel I'm looking at my cards, bro. This is not good. >> I'm going to come out swinging with my alligator sword. >> Hey, this mighty lizard man can swing his sword so fast that it [music] more than the speed of sound. That's what I was going to say, Kaiba. Now, I'm going to swing with my alligator sword. That caught his ass. >> Yeah, that's the wicked worm beast for you. >> I'll set a card and I'll end my turn. Kyber must have [music] been digging through some trash for the virtual world arc, man. Like, what what actually do I have here? >> Wicked worm beast, by the way. What does this even do, bro? Read it. It's awful. During your end phase, return this face up card so that Why [music] would you ever want to do that? >> [laughter] >> I don't I don't know if you would, but while you were reading my card, classic act of distraction, I discarded my Thunder Dragon. What's some Kaishit? What would he say? M. Well, Wheeler, time for you to go back to the pound with the other pups. I'll play Spirit Ryu and discard one of my many, many dragon cards that you [music] just saw me. Oh, Thunder Dragon's not a dragon. MY BLUE EYES. [laughter] I don't know if this counts as when you declare an attack, but >> I'm going to play my fairy boy. >> A don't do this, man. Like, >> there's some Digletts coming out of this ding. I call heads. >> This ding. Joy's not Jamaican. There's some diglets coming out of this thing, man. Oh, there I go. I KNOW. >> ALLIGATOR SWORD, >> BRO. Turn Joey into Mr. Grim. Also, >> Oh, man. Hey, I got bad news, bro. You should have took You should have took Man, I'm so confident, bro. I do not need this [ __ ] bro. >> You probably right. You should have kept it. [music] But you probably right. Not need this [ __ ] I ain't paying no life points, bro. >> He's going for the perfect >> I'm not going to throw my heavy artillery. Yeah, I'm going to throw my [laughter] rocket warrior. >> Rocket warrior is not heavy artillery. >> Hey, compared to the monsters I have in my hand, bro. Trust me, I'm I'm throwing out the grunts right now. >> And I think I'm going to go into battle. [laughter] Hey, let me get a alligator sword and rocket warrior. Hold the dick in. >> Hey, let me get him. Then I'm going to end my tween. >> I'm going to be straight up honest, bro. I don't know how I'm getting out of this one. >> I have two 1500 monsters. >> Two 1500 monsters, bro. I want you to repeat that with the respect it deserves. I have two 1500 monsters on my >> Well, compared to what I'm holding it. All right, I'll show you what I'm holding in my hand just so you know, like it could be worse, bro. >> Goblin attack force. [laughter] You're a fool, Wheeler. I was waiting for you to play a devastating beast. Now I have a devastating beast without the effect. >> Then I'm going to play my part agreed. >> Oh man, >> I've been holding on to this card for a long time. Then I I think I'm going to go into my attack. I'm going to attack with my goblin attack. >> What if you didn't want to, bro? What if you just >> my graceful dice? >> Oh, that's so lame. >> And it looks like this tool's over, Kyber. >> I don't think that's math. >> My math is a little off. Am I really losing to Wheeler who can't do math? >> Then I'll set a card and I'll end my twin. Maybe I can win this yet. Okay, let me actually No, I cannot. [laughter] There's a storm coming for you, Wheeler, to wipe away the trash. >> Wow, that was trash. Holy [ __ ] Giant germ. Uh uh uh >> I feel a lot more confident if you couldn't kill me just with the attack point differential between giants. >> Bro, what? Maybe maybe like my hand was just ass. Can we Can we maybe look at that? Like my hand was pretty ass. Damn. 1800. Hey, how'd you get that jakard Joey? >> I clap the cup cheeks here in there. [laughter] You see me and my we go way back and I took a way back to the [laughter] >> I don't know what I was going to say. Cyber hoppy lady. Go ahead and end his joint. End his joy. [laughter] >> His joy. >> End his joy. Take his joy out. All right. Zero zero one in embarrassing fashion. But like am I going to let that happen again? >> [ __ ] man. Like maybe maybe it's because like the energy you started this game with, you know? >> You know what? I think the decision went back to >> I see like all of my beaters immediately >> when I played first and like you immediately got to draw a card. Like that was kind of tough, >> you know? So this time I'm going second. So you makes the difference. >> Okay. Well, now I am not in the greatest of sports. I'm going to win this time. >> I'm going to set a card and then I'm going to set a card and then I'm going to set a card. >> You better hope I don't draw Heavy Storm. >> Then I'm going to set a card. >> Oh, he's on the wrong. >> I'm going to end my twin. >> I should also mention that my the deck that uh I don't know if I said his name. Scrief made for me is 50. Wow. >> You set yourself up. You have six cards and I have less than two. So, I can activate gamble. >> Okay. >> Since you have six cards in your hand and I have less than two, I can toss a coin. If I call it right, I draw five quads. But if I call it wrong, I skip my next my next turn. [laughter] >> I call heads. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Very impressive. Wheeler. >> I seen this little Paula Twick a billion times. [laughter] >> You like it goes back and forth from New Yorker to just like baby. [laughter] Nice. Twai Quber. >> Kaiser Seahorse. This guy has amazing pe. >> My Kaiser seahorse can count as two tributes if I want. Damn. Disrespectful time wizard, bro. Like that's not respect. >> I didn't mean it. Time wizard. Anyways, you're twin. [laughter] Something it's it's now gone from New Yorker kid and now uh what's his name? Spinal Mike Tyson. Oh, my [laughter] toy. H I think actually. Do I want to summon this? >> I really took a big [music] gamble, dear. But I didn't know if he would ever have six cards in his hand again. [laughter] >> Yeah, you were you were right to do that. If you didn't gamble, then the gamble would have never respected you back. You have to take a chance to be respected by the chance. >> Let me let me dink. Uh you going to use skull dice. Lower some of my attack points. >> Nah, this is fine. This is fine. I got to take this hit. This is fine. This is fine. >> What about this hit, Wheeler? >> Say not bad, Kyber. Do you own a billion dollar corporation? [laughter] Do you? My mommy says you own a billion dollar corporation. >> I'm going to vote for a guy to make you pay more taxes. [laughter] >> Ah, Joey, I got to copy you. >> Copycat. He's going to copy your kais a seahorse. And I'm a little novice about your back row. How could a rookie like Wheeler make a play so smart? If he gets over my blade knight, then I'll never have blade knight again. >> I'm going to end my toy. Your back row is kind of scary. >> Moaba, he's walling me up. But does that really matter when I can draw pot of greed? [clears throat] >> This [ __ ] got ported. >> Oh, and I'm enjoying it as well. Gulp. Oh, you you should [ __ ] gulp, bro, because I'll bring forth one of the strongest monsters in my deck for a single tribute. >> Blue eyes. Kaiser Glider. Am I scared of this? Cannot be destroyed by battle with muscle that has the same [music] attack. Oh no. [laughter] >> Maybe you can't be destroyed by battle, but you can be destroyed by a trapole of spikes. Not only are you destroyed, but you're also going to take the damage back to your face. Not bad, Wheeler. But what if I never had a dragon for you to destroy? By activating burst breath, I can tribute Kaiser Glider and destroy your monster. What? [laughter] >> Destroy all face up monsters on the field. whose defense is less than or equal to the attack. >> A does that destroy my monster too? >> Yeah. A [laughter] >> So instead of destroying one of your monsters, you destroyed all of them. Thank you. >> Not bad, Wheeler. You used my own You used my own pride and arrogance against me. [laughter] >> That's a move the Pharaoh would make. >> Ah, what is this? Is the worst card that might have ever been printed. >> What? Why would I ever want this card? [laughter] >> All righty, >> dude. Every card has its value. Like, do we need to learn this lesson again? >> I hope I draw something good. >> You have cards, bro. That gamble ruined my life. I'm not going to lie. I feel so behind. [laughter] >> You're not that behind. Um, >> what sucks is I would have been so up if it just worked. I just called the right call. >> I'm going to play Spirit Ryu. You've seen him before, I'm sure. Attack. Do you have a dwagon? All my dwiggins is babies. All right. Well, you know, spirit, >> it's only when you declare when >> Yeah, it's only my battle. >> No, it's when No. Well, that means if I attack it, it does the same. >> No, but during your battle step, >> you ain't got no choice. But I got to wall up. Feel like you missed the first sentence on my >> I'm going to set a quad. >> I missed the what? >> My the first your battle step. Yeah, my >> I'mma activate dragon's ra Oh, I forgot I'm activate dragon's rage. >> I got him doing my voice. You hear that, Serenity? I'm inspirational. >> Well, she certainly can't see that. Oh, >> that's it. >> Come on, Kya. You really going to know that? Is there no strings attached? He's just this. >> You may be able to roast me, Kaiba. But if you roast my sister, I'm going to whoop your Oh my god. >> Yeah. 1900 beat stick, bro. >> This guy's strong as [ __ ] >> Yeah, I I was confused, bro. But like, maybe he can't attack on his first summon. >> No, he definitely can. [laughter] Yeah, he can. Oh my god, my battle warrior. Oh, you know times are tough. You got battle warrior, bro. He's all I had. I was hoping he could hold off spirit Ryu and then this [ __ ] freak showed up. >> You talk about some battle warrior, man. I Oh god. [laughter] I wonder how different this duel would have went if Gamble went according to plan. >> I think very different, bro. I would have drawn [ __ ] four cards. Basically, all the bricks that I just drew. I summon forth my ancient lamp. >> Not sure why he's acting like that one's a big >> My only choice is to use skull dice and play >> [ __ ] Wheeler, you almost got the FOUR [screaming] >> ONE- one so far. Um, feeling pretty good. >> Not really back and forth duels here. [laughter] Well, I mean, literally, it's back and forth. A back and forth set, though. Like, that's got to be good. [laughter] Wait, this card is broken. This card is broken. Mm- I'm going just do this right like straight up, bro. Thunder Dragon. Well, Wheeler goddamn duel. >> There is three of them in my deck after all. Not that you would know about mathematical averages, but I'm more focused on this card, the lullabi of obedience. >> You are not going to call the card in my [ __ ] hand. >> It's in It's >> Oh, it's in my deck. >> Oh, yeah. It's in It's in all of your deck, bro. Tell me, Wheeler, you still holding on to that copy of Jinszo. [laughter] >> What are my options? >> Uh, nothing good. >> Option one, declared monster is added to the hand of So, I would give it to you. And then option two, the player who activated this card special summons to their field. Ignore. What the [ __ ] Sure, bro. I guess [ __ ] put it in your hand, bro. I'm not going to make you just special summon this immediately. The [ __ ] >> Thank you, Wheeler. You took my Jinszo. You roasted my sister. [laughter] Now I'm going to beat your ass. >> I play my marauding captain, and he's going to allow me to special summon from my hand, calling forth my alligator sword. M kind of a short. >> This mighty lizard man can swing his sword so fast that it's more than the speed of sound. >> They should write that down somewhere. >> I wonder what it says on the Japanese card cuz I know he don't have this act or the like this [ __ ] New York [ __ ] twang. And >> I would love it if they if he did even in like the originals Japanese. >> I'm sure the card probably says, "Yeah, he's a lizard with you [music] walking over here." [laughter] >> Oh [ __ ] >> Hey yo, man. [laughter] >> Your [ __ ] ass your [ __ ] ass got a heavy storm. That's why you not said nothing or what? >> Maybe >> I'll just set one card for now. >> Like you don't really know the depths of my strategic [music] mind, man. Like I could I definitely could sanctuary. >> Here's my plan. I activate Fiend Sanctuary. I summon >> Jinszo on my card. So hype. >> All right, man. But is it not hype? Like >> give me my [ __ ] COD back, Kaiba. >> Why would you think I had Heavy Storm if I took Jinszo? Think about that for a second, >> bro. I don't know. [ __ ] He definitely has Heavy Storm if he doesn't set anything right now. By the way, [clears throat] W Heavy Storm. >> No Heavy Storm, man. >> I >> I think this card is in my deck as a Jinzo counter, by the way. >> The La of Obedience. >> No, no, the There's another card in my hand that I think is just to stop Jenzo. And >> I'm going to set a card. >> You ain't using that card. Yeah. No counter to Jinszo, man. No time wizard, no nothing. [ __ ] you mean no counter. This guy's the strongest card in the game. Talking about some no counter. Oh, and I ripped him right out of your deck. >> Whoop your ass for saying some [ __ ] bro. >> I took her right out of the deck. And I'm Kaiba, bro. I'm not returning this after the duel. I'm taking this. >> [ __ ] you, Kaiba. All right, I am my toy. >> Jinszo, you've always been loyal to me and Esparroa. Why did you leave me for this guy? >> Jinszo, you promised that you'd never betray somebody like Esparro like like you did [music] with him with me again, bro. Please. >> Oh, come on, Jins. Come on. Kinszo is working for me now. I think he likes the health benefits. >> Sure, I don't have a multi-millionaire company, but I'm still a good guy. That don't make me no bad brother. >> Bad brother? [laughter] Who the [ __ ] is this? >> I've been watching too much night cap. How do I deal with this guy? There's >> I got my >> You could always put your hand on the deck, man. >> I'll never surrender. Not to my own quad. >> Surrender. [laughter] Why? No, I'm not going to surrender. Uh, these won't hold me back. Part of my health plan is making sure Jinszo is never exposed to giant germs unless [laughter] it's on the field of battle. >> Giant germ, make him sneeze. >> Jinszo, make him bleed. >> That's all I got. >> That was in the order I thought that would happen in. That is honestly, if giant germ attacked directly in the anime, the guy probably would sneeze like, >> "Oh my god, >> they would use that. so mad. Give me my [ __ ] card back. >> You You weren't ever going to draw this character anyway. >> Ah, character. He's calling Jinszo character, not a card. This guy don't know. >> Good times, man. Good times. I draw. >> It just keeps getting better. >> I sure hope I draw my one up. Oh my [ __ ] god. >> I know you ain't got no 2k defense. Light warrior going to take care of it. Yeah, you >> baby dragon. >> You absolute. >> Maybe if he was blue and had white eyes. Oh, blue and was white. >> Blue and had white eyes. ALL RIGHT. >> WHITE EYES. Blue dragon. >> Who made that laugh, bro? Was that my pot of greed? >> Uh, I don't know. I thought it was my cards crying. Jesus Christ, Joey Wheeler, man. >> I mean, you don't have no time lizard yet. That's your That's your saving grace. >> No, my saving grace is you give me my [ __ ] card back. >> Oh, get over it. It's my card, bro. Oh, I have outs for your whole deck, but not my own card, bro. [ __ ] Well, I might as well go out on my sword, or my axe, I should say. >> Oh [ __ ] Axe raider. Who you going to kill yourself to? >> I'll never do it. You'll have to take me out, dick, bro. Gentle just saying no to my traps and you just got to steal it, bro. Like, what the [ __ ] was that? >> I mean, it was lullabi of obedience, man. He He's under my spell. >> [ __ ] most broken card in the game. It was a UR. It was a you are but I'll go up 21 in the set. Will Kaiba escape with a I wish you accidentally target. >> That [ __ ] would have pissed me off. >> Oh >> yeah, that [ __ ] would have really turned the t. [laughter] >> Oh man, >> classic, dude. Classic. >> Oh, Joey Wheeler. Oh, Joey Wheeler in pain. Joey Wheeler hoing. [laughter] Joey Wheeler will go voice. [clears throat] Uh, go first. Okay. Yeah, Joey Wheeler go this [laughter] time. >> Oh, I'm going to [music] [ __ ] my I'm going to set [laughter] cards card. >> I'm going to man. What happened, bro? >> Nothing. I'm going to win this game. That's what happened. >> Used to be such a dominant duelist. But how will you stop my Ryukishian power? >> 1600 attack is far too pivotal for you to overcome with that. >> Not with my [ __ ] battle warrior, man. What can I say? >> Stop. If you're playing this card, just stop playing him, bro. Like, there's other ways, bro. I got to What? You want me to put nothing on the wheel, bro? Come on, Ka. [ __ ] Oh my I'm going to scream. Got corrupted for a second. >> Set a card. I had my turn. >> I wonder how their battle city duel went. I imagine Kaiba probably won. Yeah, he did. Joey just playing some straight [ __ ] [ __ ] >> bro. It's not [ __ ] That [ __ ] means something to me. >> Oh, you don't know what's in my hand, bro. He'd be straight playing some [ __ ] straight [ __ ] bro. >> Don't be that way, Joey. I got a whole briefcase of cards, bro. I [music] can get you right. I can get you right right after this. Kyo would not do it, bro. He probably show him the briefcase of cards and then light it on fire in front of him. All right. So, do I told you I added one slightly cheating card, but I think it's within theme, bro. >> Hey, bro. If you I told you to. If it's within theme, it's within theme. >> Fusion Oaman. All right. Hear me out. Hear me out. Because in the in the show >> Mhm. >> in the show, he could just summon Flame Swordsman as a regular card. So, this is my version. >> That's true. That's true. You know what I'm saying? I can't attack because of the card that I just >> I mean, I was >> That was pretty cool, bro. Like, I thought it was cool. I like that. >> But after that, so afraid of your back, bro. could be more than afraid of my back, bro. I mean, it's flame swordsman, dog. Like, flame swordsman. I I have monsters that beat that. Even though, and I will say this all the time, flame swordsman is the coolest monster ever made. >> What if I put some lightning on his blade? >> Okay, that's a little scary. Actually, my twin. I can't attack. I only said it was a little scary. [laughter] >> I have ways. I have ways. Why? I don't want you to have ways, bro. Perhaps I'll start with my best way. By tributing [music] two monsters, I call forth the blue- eyesed white dragon. [groaning] >> You're no pharaoh, Wheeler. Far from it. >> Blue eyes. White dragon strike. >> Unless I'm allowed to be happy. >> Skull dice. >> Wheeler. Give me a five. >> No. OH MY GOD. [ __ ] MAN. I wouldn't have [ __ ] beat you anyway, bro. You shouldn't be a [ __ ] bro. See if I win the die roll. [ __ ] [laughter] >> That's not how luck works, man. You got to You got to win. >> Counted three of my [ __ ] cards with one punch, bro. >> You've made me so proud. Blue eyes. >> Yeah. [groaning] >> You know, I want to make something clear to everybody watching this. You're probably thinking, why don't you have a extra deck? And I I am running polymerization, but I think >> Oh, >> the guy that made this deck. >> I don't know how [ __ ] ass this [ __ ] is. >> Creepers just forgot to tell me what my extra deck is, so I didn't put anything in there. >> So [ __ ] ass. Probably just Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. That's it. >> Yeah, probably. Like I didn't do it. So like that's pretty cool. >> Oh yeah, man. Yeah, man. >> How ass is it, bro? Like I know I'd be winning with the Joey deck. I just have that connection to him. You would have just made insect appear on the on the [ __ ] field, huh? >> I like to think so. Yes. >> Level seven insect queen in my hand. That shit's so compromise. There's always an out, man. There's always an out. >> Yeah. And you had shrink. You got rid of my out, bro. [laughter] >> Well, I mean, that was just my out to your out. >> I am my void. >> Hi, Flers. [laughter] >> Joey Wheeler Pierce. Joey Wheeler here. competitive, >> bro. Just stop playing cards, bro. Oh my god. Just stop playing cards. >> So, you're promising me that I'll win if I attack? >> I'm not saying that. I'm just saying stop playing cards so I can have room to come back potentially, bro. [ __ ] >> I mean, how are you stopping one blue eyes attack? >> I have my ways. Unless you have that stupid piercing damage [ __ ] I activate scapegoat. M I don't have that. Bye. Bye. You're going to have to get rid of these four sheep tokens before you can torch my wife points. [groaning] >> Let's call up the attack. Let me get some tokens. >> I'm going to blow up. Goodbye. >> What [screaming] is wrong with them, >> bro? Cuz I [laughter] They just disappeared into dust. They >> There was a bomb strapped to my blue eyes, Wheeler. A better duelist would have [music] noticed. >> Ah, Wheeler. My blue eyes always comes back. [groaning and screaming] >> He's pissing me off. >> Tell me where [music] I can find the pharaoh. >> Stop playing cards. You told me you'd stop. [laughter] >> You told me it was white headed. [laughter] Suck. Oh, these guards suck. I'm going to [ __ ] blow myself up. I play [clears throat] Wobba. Give me that monster. >> Don't do this. >> I don't give a [ __ ] anymore. [ __ ] DIE. [screaming] >> I CALL forth this guy. >> Joey, don't. >> First time Cava says Joey. >> Why everybody? >> Joey, blow up. >> Wheeler. >> I had gamble face down. That's why I was telling you not to play any cards, bro. You have six. >> I see. >> But then you kept playing cards, didn't you? >> Hey, well, GG, Dion. Why'd you ready up? >> Oh, wait. That's the end, >> bro. I won three. Is 3-1. >> First to two. >> No, that was three. Was that three? >> I thought that was I thought you just had two. Ah, give me the salty regardless. >> All right. What' you want? First or second, >> man. [ __ ] Let decide. I don't even give a [ __ ] anymore. >> This Kaiba guy got some good cards. So bad, bro. like I will set a CAD and I will set a CAD and I'll end [music] my twin. >> I think you might have me on this one. Uh just looking at my H maybe not, maybe not. There's always hope. I did draw a Thunder Dragon again. Not like it matters. That thins my deck down from 50 to 49. So I just wish I didn't have like I wish I had something, you know? >> I mean this Spirit Ryu been showing up and doing some work every here and there. >> I know. Uh, so basically all of the monsters in these decks are one of and somehow I damn 1,800 >> widow wing god. That's >> he may be widow but he got a shield that make him a wing god. >> Little wing guard. That's why I said widow wing god. [laughter] >> Did I stutter? Did I stutter? >> Say cool. Say cool. >> My lightning blade is going to attach to this widowing god. >> Going all out for no reason, man. >> [ __ ] you mean no reason, Ka? Now, if you shrink me, I'll still be strong enough to beat your ass. >> Really playing around shrink in 2026, [music] man. >> That [ __ ] has been beating my ass, bro. Couple games I felt like I might have had a chance without shrink, bro. >> Well, I don't know how I'm going to get past this one. This is quite the expensive little wingard. >> I'll stay in uh attack mode. Where the wing god has a choice. Ah, [clears throat] the stool. I did draw my um That's not too bad. But should I No, I think I think we'll play it a little safe. I'll throw down a face down monster and end my turn. Throw down a face down. That don't sound like the Kaiba. I know. I'm going to go into battle and swing with my whirlwind dad. >> You got nothing else? You got like no other monsters you want to play or >> none of your [ __ ] business. >> Oh. Oh, my twin headed behemoth comes back. >> On my hand. >> Twin-headed behemoth, bro. He's just a little bit weaker, but he's back now. I'm slowly going to build up a monster. >> Oh, wait. >> Claus is crazy. >> I'll activate Monster Reborn >> and bring back >> Thunder Dragon. >> What's the matter, Wheeler? Afraid of my iconic blue eyes? >> Yes. >> Well, have no fear. I'll be summoning Zoa >> being eat. >> Still more than enough to defeat little wingard. >> Not with my trampolines. >> Oh, don't do this. >> This will destroy you, Zoa. >> Don't do this. >> And you're going to take the damage. [gasps] >> But that was that was everything. >> How do you think I felt when I used a three card combo to bring out [ __ ] flame swordsman and then [music] you just shrunk it? But that was my home. Like that was every good card I had left. You already know [music] once. Oh, wait. Actually, for some reason you wanted me to play another monster. So what if I don't do that? I'm going to go into battle and I'm just going to beat your ass with Widow Wingad. >> But what if like >> I'll set I'll set one card but face down cuz he probably has that one trap that like makes me attack my own monster or some [ __ ] I drove a vanilla blue eyes. Oh, Lin. Yeah, vanilla linen man. >> My rocket warrior. >> Another victim, bro. Like, how do I get out of this one, man? How do I beat little wing guard with sword enhance, bro? Like, I can't do it. >> 1,800 is pretty strong. But what if my base attack was 1,800? Cuz I activate shield and sword for the vibes, >> making me even stronger. >> For some reason, I thought that was going to go differently. >> It just changes my original attack. My equip spell is still in effect. Then I'm going to lay a cat face down and in my swing. Not going to lie, bro. Like when my deck breaks, you know, there's 50 cards in here. We're like, you know, it's not great. Potter agreed. Potter agree. Potter agree. Potter agree. Oh, and I don't I never mind. I got excited, but I can't even afford this cost. Oh, that would have been so good 4 hours ago. >> Oh, you were trying to la obedience me again, huh? >> Maybe. Oh, damn it, man. Looks like we're going to a potential final game. Even though maybe the last one was the final one, but I don't remember. [laughter] >> Winner wing. >> I'm pretty sure I'm going to kick your kester. I'll activate soul demolition. >> I got kind of scared. I was like, what? >> Wow, man. >> Let's go into the potential final. >> Like this could be the final or this is just the >> or maybe D already won. But I'll get more content, bro. [ __ ] it. Let us know audience down below. Do you think it was Did you think we played three games? Like without going to look back, like what? >> They're able to look back, bro. >> Yeah, but what happened? >> Damn, bro. Your little mate avatars over there just eating grass or throwing mulch in them. You don't see these like little pots you got over here, bro? Like they're like spitting down. >> Those are not mates, bro. Those are That's my graveyard in Banner Zone, bro. >> Yeah. Well, I can tell they're not the smartest guys on the block. Uh I'll play Lin Lin. And he's one of the strongest magicians in the world. IW. >> Back in the day, bro, people used to run Lian like he was meta back then. >> I'm going to start by playing my fusion armament, which basically just summons flame swordsmen who can't attack. >> Ah, lightning sword for game or what? >> Then I'm going to set a CAD. Then I'm going to set another CAD. >> No sword. All right. No lightning sword. We kind of made out like a bandit. >> The thing is like I know that I'm cooked. >> Sorry, Kaiba. You might have already won the episode, but you're not going to win this duel. All right, here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm think I want everybody to understand my thought process. Exactly. Those two back row will lower or enhance his like I'm thinking skull dice, lucky dice kind of thing. Like I can't win a direct battle. I can't trade, which is what I would normally do cuz I'll be cooked. So, I have to do this. I have to hit you with a Oh, no. >> Did you think it had higher? Wait, what? What's going on here? >> Yeah, nothing, man. Just ignore that. What the [ __ ] were you? What did you think? Wait, what? I I'm confused at what you were trying to do. [clears throat] >> What do you Did you think it had higher attack? >> I'm not going to leak the data, bro. Like, I'm not going to leak the plan cuz the plan went ary. >> It went very ary. It did go very arai. It did, bro. >> Unless this is bait to get me to attack. So, he has something that'll get rid of my god. I can't live in here. >> I'm going to attack with my flame swordsman. >> This is bad. I only summoned Thunder Dragon because I thought that Thunder Dragon was a dragon. >> And I think I'm going to just uh do a little bit of thing right there where I end my thing. [sighs] Not a great situation for me, man. [music] Not a great one. I miss Legion for what it's worth. Like I really do. I don't like the way you said legit. >> I think I'm going to I think I'm going to set a I'm not afraid of a heavy. Go ahead, flame swordsman. Slicing dice. You can't get over an 800 meter. Huh? >> It's It's a lot to get over, man. It's a lot to get over, man. It's a lot to get over, but I just need one card. >> What is happening, man? Like, can I Well, to be fair, I made a pretty big misplay, but come on, man. >> Uh, you legit wasn't going to beat my cat anyway. I'll tell you that much. >> Would have done [music] something, man. He would have fought back. He would have rallied the troop. >> He would have not died. Lickety split. I'm just going to keep beating your ass with flame swordsman. >> Innovative strategy. I can't fault you for using what works. >> That's big flame swordsman. This the most action he's got in 25 years. >> That's not true. He had a whole like little arc type thing. >> Yeah, he did. He did. >> Oh god, man. Could you just give me a chance? Oh, why did you just set that in defense mode, bro? >> Cuz why would I put it in defense mode when I have good cards? Back it up. >> No one's [ __ ] falling for this [ __ ] bro. >> Oh, don't embarrass yourself, man. >> So, you're trying to embarrass yourself? >> You trying to embarrass yourself? >> I'm laughing because like you're going to make a big mistake here. >> Think so? >> Yeah. >> Oh, see he can still activate it. He has shrink. [clears throat] Yes. >> Oh, but you can't shriek me to be weak enough, can you? But you can't shriek me to be weak enough. >> You did. Yeah, I was going to say you did just make a mistake though because giant germ splits into multiple [music] germs, multiple pathogens. >> Nobody's scared of that [ __ ] >> Why would you not be scared of this? What the hell? >> Why the [ __ ] would I be scared of it? I'm going to go ahead and end my >> I draw. He does have a way to get over my Ginszo if he has the blue eyes white dragon wagon. >> I'm going to play my blue eyes white dragon. >> Unwheel. >> What will you do now, Wheeler? >> I'm going to trust my dice. If I roll a six, we'll both die. You willing to play the game? >> No. >> Oh my god. [laughter] You're not willing that I have a one in six chance, bro. >> And I know that you were going to get a five. >> Yeah, I got it, too. >> Yeah, my Ginszo. >> All right, now I feel control. I feel like myself again. Ah, that [ __ ] that [ __ ] will suck for so long, bro. But I'm back now. It's all thanks to Giant [music] Germs Germy ability. I'm going to go ahead and play my I'm going to go ahead and play my marauding captain. Oh, for the special summon. Yeah. Then I'm going to set a card. Well, I'm going to play swordsman of style. Oh, the fall from grace. [laughter] The fall from grace. [music] Not your best, bro. Not your best. >> I am going to then end my Can't blame you for that. Can't blame you for that at all. When you're dealing with a blue-eyed white dragon [music] of this size and magnitude, like what is there to do? Especially when he's backed up with a blade knight that isn't just a blade knight by the way. Like he's a blade knight with his effect. This is great news for who for blade knight bro. Like he gets the rod and captain [music] talking about some attack bro. Here >> I play fury blocks. >> Oh that's not good. I need you to be wrong. >> No. That would have ruined my whole life, bro. Blade Knight get in on this. He can't call a coin toss. Uh, I don't want to risk it, bro. >> Risk what? >> I'm just going to blow it up, bro. >> Blade Knight. >> I have to call it now, bro. I can only do this on the turn that it was summoned, so I can't like get with this. >> Let's see if I would have got it right. Nope. Good. >> I'll never get to duel the pharaoh like this. >> I will be paying the tour. I'm going to set a card. And be very careful with your next repair. >> Yeah, the worst part is fairy box is genuinely devastating. But there's always a [music] way out. Especially when I have the best, most pricey cards, I draw. Not what I was hoping for, to be honest. Bro, at a certain point in a young man's life, like I have to get over Barry Box, >> bro. It's been here for a turn. Like, you could take [music] a couple turns off. Like, you're probably fine. Most likely. >> No, but then I let you ramp up and then [ __ ] gets like [ __ ] gets stupid, man. Like, I'm not going to let [ __ ] get stupid. But it could get more stupid. Like if you attack the wrong thing and fairy box and then just die. You only have 2,000 life points, bro. >> Bro, I'm scared. A wing beat of a giant dragon by returning my blue eyes to my hand. I Oh, forgot it takes all of mine. It's not the worst thing ever, but we we just we get back on it, bro. We get back on it. We get back on it. We get going. We get going. >> Have enough. You almost didn't have enough. [laughter and gasps] >> Oh, but almost isn't enough to stop a duelist like me. Ah, there's [snorts] only one thing I can think of to stop the duelist like yourself, and that is to play my Monster Reborn. >> Oh, no. >> You see, I've been sitting on this card for a little while, trying to find the right moment to play it. And I'm going to bring back my Jinszo. >> Howard man, bring back your flame swordsman, man. >> I cost myself the D. >> And I'm going to attack. Actually, I could just win right now. [music] >> It was going to be so beautiful. >> I'll normal summon my X raider. >> I forgot that it blows up my own cards. Who made that [ __ ] [ __ ] spell card, man? >> Oh, maybe if you read it, you wouldn't be in such a predicament. >> Oh, who made that card? Just drop it. >> No. The hell am I going to do with a homie drop, bro? Like, what what I got? I ain't got a >> You getting a homie drop. You getting >> I don't have [ __ ] bro. Like, let me die. You getting a homie drop. >> Give me a monster so I can kill myself. >> No, don't don't don't. I can't even kill myself. >> Wait, don't don't don't don't. I want to play a card. I want to play a card. I want to play a card. Okay, so you're going to kill him, so you're going to ruin me playing my card. >> Well, I can still play him, so it's not going to be as cool. >> Maybe I'm not out of this duel [music] just yet. >> Oh, you're [ __ ] out of this duel. All right. >> You don't know that, man. >> Oh, this is beautiful. As a Joey appreciator, you'll appreciate this one. You see, I wanted to tribute three monsters, but I'll tribute two. But my gil for the lightning. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Equipped with lightning blade. >> All right, that's doing the most. >> Then I'm going to activate my giant true nade to pick up my lightning blade. Then I'm going to re-equip it with lightning blade. This guy's got a lightning blade. He's guilt with the lightning. [music] And he's going TO SLASH AND DASH YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE. SO, like why the giant shrewade to pick it up? >> Just to show I had it. I don't know. Like you were about to die anyway, you know. >> Well, hey man, like hopefully I won. And those were just two like of the best salties like anybody's ever gotten, bro. Like [laughter] >> Well, hopefully you didn't win and I just won the video. But I mean, that's for the comments to decide. >> Yeah. Hey, hey, you guys get to decide, man. How did that video end? And don't bring up my my wing. I think it's going to be embarrassing if you didn't actually win three and just in your head it was over. >> But I don't know. I could be stupid. God, I hope I won, man. Damn.