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Lance Woods traces his journey from growing up in San Francisco's "Death Valley" projects to finding stability after moving to Sacramento at age six due to safety concerns and rising living costs. His childhood was marked by traumatic experiences, including witnessing a dead body outside their home and the eventual reconciliation with an absent father who had left when he was young; although they remained married until Woods turned 25, his early years were defined by anger issues and truancy that he attributes to environmental factors rather than simple parental neglect. While his academically successful brother channeled energy into books, Woods expressed himself through fighting until failing a high school exit exam led him to an anger management program called "Juveniles at Risk," where he learned self-evaluation and accountability. His transformation was further catalyzed by the church community, which initially saw him improvising comedy routines that imitated pastors during family gatherings before inviting him to host events; this unique path eventually evolved from improvised religious humor into professional stand-up performances outside of church settings after writing original jokes for a New Year's celebration between 2010 and 2011.
Woods' entry into the comedy world was serendipitous, beginning at The Punch Line club across from his church where he fought for forty-five minutes to get on stage during an amateur night showcase instead of performing in front of fellow comedians or strangers as intended. He honed his craft by observing veterans like Chris Rock and Bernie Mac, focusing initially on writing jokes through observation rather than the monetization strategies that would later become industry standards. His career trajectory shifted significantly when he partnered with ESPN around All-Star weekend following Kobe Bryant's death in 2019, moving away from reaction videos for the Sacramento Kings toward learning direct-to-consumer models and leveraging social media independently to build his brand without relying solely on traditional networks. Throughout this evolution, Woods credits three key figures who shaped his career: Tony Roberts, whom he idolized before becoming close friends with; Daniel Dugar, who took him on extensive tours across diverse West Coast markets like Montana and Idaho to teach regional performance nuances; and BT Kingsley, who instructed him in show promotion techniques involving barber shops and salons as well as budgeting for shows alongside Nate Jackson.
Beyond his personal growth, Woods reflects on the broader landscape of comedy execution, emphasizing that jokes must be refined through repeated live performances rather than just writing them down initially. He defends Jamie Foxx's decision to include sensitive stories about real people in a stand-up special following his health crisis, arguing that as a master storyteller, Foxx needed to share those traumatic experiences despite potential backlash or security concerns regarding figures like JLo and LL Cool J. The discussion also touches on the changing nature of modern roasts and social media's tendency to amplify isolated incidents into public controversies, warning comedians against associating with individuals driven by money or ego rather than genuine friendship because one never knows who they are playing with in an unpredictable industry. As he looks toward future projects including appearances on BET's Comic View, a Hulu special produced by Kevin Hart's Heartbeat Productions, and Nate Jackson's comedy jam, Woods praises Ali Sadik for democratizing the field by allowing comedians to self-produce specials directly online while maintaining genuine connections through phone calls rather than text messages that often lead to tone misinterpretations.
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It's very hard for a man to follow a
woman to church.
>> Just the idea of
church and you coming to listen to the a
pastor who is more times than not a man.
So now there's this woman telling her
man to come listen to this man and
you're like, I don't need to listen to
him. You need to listen to me.
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>> guys. We got a special special guest in
here today. This guy don't need no
introduction. This guy is one of the
coldest comedians you ever wanted to
see. BLA, STOP PLAYING, MAN. Comedian
Lance Woods in the building.
>> Yes, I am. Let me tell you something,
Miss Jamaica. First and foremost, every
time I seen this show, I thought she was
reading a Q card. [laughter]
Either reading the Q card or y'all just
filmed it once and put that at the top
of every video. She doing that off the
top of the dome. One take, JAKE. AND
IT'S THE SAME WORD AND she ain't stumble
over nothing.
>> Y see me in the street. Y'all say y'all
want to be a part [laughter] of the
show. Well, this is how you can do it.
You subscribe. We on Facebook. We on Tik
Tok.
>> We everywhere, man. It's going.
>> That was impressive. That was fantastic,
>> man. Let's get all the way in your
business. Let's get in your Kool-Aid
[clears throat] and find out what flavor
we looking for.
>> That was old school.
>> D.
>> Let me get in your Kool-Aid and find out
what flavor it is. [laughter]
>> YEAH, LET'S GET IT.
>> MISS JAMAICA. SO, YOU'RE born and raised
in California?
>> Yes, California. Born in San Francisco,
raised in Sacramento.
>> San Francisco. Sacramento. How far is
San Francisco from Sacramento?
>> About 90 miles.
>> Oh, so not far.
>> About Yeah. About an hour and a half.
Hour and a half.
>> Same as Port Arthur from Houston.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. Yeah. Same. Yeah. Same. [laughter]
Same as Port Arthur from Houston. Cuz
that I was going to say the same thing,
you know, cuz I run these Texas streets.
[laughter] So, it's about that same
little distance.
>> Yeah. Let's get to it. Did you move to
Sacramento when you got older?
>> No. No. So I moved to Sacramento when I
was young, probably like 6 years old.
>> Oh, so your mama and daddy moved to
Sacramento.
>> Yes. So what happened was my mom is the
oldest of nine children.
>> Wow.
>> Um so and I got uncles. I got a lot of
uncles who was involved in street
activities
>> and
>> Amen.
>> You know what I mean? [laughter] That
just means so be it.
>> That's just that's just how the life
goes sometimes. But so so what happened
was my mom had three children,
>> two boys and my sister.
>> You're the oldest.
>> I'm in the middle.
>> In the middle.
>> That's why I'm the best. So JCole middle
child. [laughter]
So
>> but my mom just didn't want to raise us
in that environment. In that environment
of what was happening in
>> San Francisco at that time period.
>> Man, there's a whole lot of pimping
going on up there, man. Sacramento,
Oakland, all that.
>> Let me tell you something, man. It was a
whole lot of them. You know what I'm
talking about, man. It was a [laughter]
lot going on, man. It was a lot of
street action.
>> Shout out to Louis. Louis belt. He
popping it right now.
>> Oh, man. [laughter] My OG's not my
Louis. I love that slogan. I love it.
>> Yes. But no, just like man, where where
I was at in San Francisco, I was in the
projects on Page Street.
>> Okay.
>> Um they call it Death Valley
>> was where I was at. My mom didn't want
to raise her kids in Death Valley. So,
did you do you remember anything from
before you moved?
>> I'm only thing I remember and I don't
know how I remember this, but some
images stick out in your head. I just
remember walking over a dead body.
>> Wow.
>> I remember we was trying to get out the
gate and somebody was laid out in front
of the gate and we had to walk like over
like my mom walk around and then pick
one of us up and walk through. I
remember that when I was real young. And
um
>> that's probably the first time you've
seen something like that. White is
stuff.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I I hope so. [laughter] I
hope that was the first time. But but
you know what the the the funny part is
when when you don't have a lot of money,
and I'm not going to talk to you like we
were the poorest people in the world,
but just when you don't have a lot of
money, you're just going to move to a
different ghetto in another city.
>> You know what I'm saying? It's not like
we going to, oh, we got to get out of
here. we can go live in the suburbs over
here. It's like, no, you you're gonna go
to a new ghetto.
>> See, that's what I was gonna ask you. I
was gonna ask you because the dope game
is everywhere. Street life is
everywhere. So, you leaving from San
Francisco to go over to Sacramento.
Did you not run into the same
situations?
>> Well, you remember I'm young, too. I'm 6
years old,
>> right? But but I but I think for my
mother it was more Well, first off,
Sacramento was cheaper than San
Francisco.
>> Oh, okay. You know, San Francisco is one
of the most expensive cities in the
world in in America for sure. Kind of
always Yeah. San Francisco's always been
very expensive.
>> Um, so, okay, I can get more of my money
out this way.
>> Right. Right.
>> And then I can get sort of a fresh start
>> here. And then all of my other family
started to migrate down to Sacramento.
You know what I mean? So, that's how
that happened.
>> Okay. So, I hear you talk about your
mom, but So, was your dad there as well?
>> Yeah. Okay.
>> My dad was there, man. You know, ish,
listen. [laughter]
>> I love my dad. Uh, my dad was great. So,
they they they were
>> together till when?
>> No. So, I this Okay, I'm going to tell
you I'm going to tell you another story.
I'm going to tell you a story. And and
you you start to understand these things
differently the older you get. I
remember now we are in Sacramento now.
>> So, my dad's around when I'm young, you
know what I mean? When I'm like a when
I'm a baby and all that. So now we in
Sacramento and I remember one day we
came home and the house was in shambles
like stuff thrown everywhere, couches
flipped over
and then I and then I didn't see my dad
again till I was about 10 years old.
>> Wow.
>> So whatever situation they had, whatever
that argument was, [ __ ] I'm out of
here. Whatever it was was that
>> it was over
>> for years. So he didn't try to contact
y'all.
>> I mean I'm I'm this is this before cell
phones. This is you know I mean you
would have to go through your mom to see
you have to come back to the house.
>> So then
>> when I when I when I when I remember
seeing my dad again.
>> So it was at a it was almost a homeless
shelter but not really.
>> So it was a church. South Sacramento
Christian Center had this um like this
program where they were just helping
people get on their feet.
>> So then my mom's like, "I want you to go
to this thing." And like I said, I'm
like 10 years old. And when you 10, you
don't want to go anywhere that don't
involve video games. Correct. Or
basketball or football or something. I
don't want to go to no church rel. It's
not even Sunday.
>> Mhm.
>> So we go there. So, I'm sitting I
remember I remember I'm in a van and I'm
talking to this man in a van and he's he
got a box of stuff and he's just showing
me all this stuff. He was like, "Yeah,
man. This is this." And then I served in
the military so I had this right here.
And then I'm like, "That's that's really
cool, mister." Like, he keeps saying
this and he was like, "Yeah, you know,
I'm your daddy." I said, "My who?"
[laughter]
>> You know what I mean? So,
>> you didn't even recognize him.
>> No, cuz I was so small. You know what I
mean? When you know what I So when he
when he starts doing that and that and
so then that's
>> that's why your mom wanted you to go
over there
>> to go over there cuz cuz they had been
in contact again and all that. So it's
like okay you go and then they were
married
within the next 6 months of that six
seven months of that they was married
>> then my parents stayed married until I
was
>> probably like 25 years old something
like that.
>> That's that's a pretty good run. They
had a good run. So since he left when
you were like six, like when you were
young, you didn't really did it affect
you during that time between that time
to 10 before
>> I'm sure it did. You probably I'd
probably have to talk to a professional
to to figure out what all the effects
were. You know, I I I'll say this. I've
never been a person who like holds on to
things
>> like that. So, I'm I'm really
understanding in a way of like when I'm
looking back at it, I'm like, "Oh, nah,
he just got into an argument with his
girl."
>> I'm looking at that's my mama. But now I
understand like,
>> right, cuz you're older now.
>> That's you. You and your girl was y'all
had issues, you know what I mean? And
you was I got to get away from this
woman
>> or I got to get this man away from me,
whatever. Whatever that was. So I I
wasn't
>> But looking at that now cuz a lot of
people go through that situation, right?
>> Mhm.
>> But I hear people including females will
say, "Yeah, we have disagreements or we
can't deal with each other, but why
should the kids be suffering from from
you being absent now just because you're
mad at me or I'm mad at you, you should
still make efforts in being in your
children's life."
>> For sure.
>> So what are your views on that?
>> Well, I for their situation, I don't
know the details.
>> Right. Right. Right. But in general,
>> generally speaking,
>> in general,
>> what I notice is people always say
everything [clears throat] is about my
kids. It's about my kids. But the
decisions they make don't reflect
>> that that's the most important thing. Or
someone might be like, I'm willing to
die about my kid, but are you willing to
get along with the mob?
>> Like that seems way easier than dying,
>> you know? So,
>> or not even get along with them because
you can still have your disagreement,
but you can be like, "Man, I love and I
understand there are some
>> manipulative women and men out there who
will use kids as pawns
>> for sure
>> to whether try to reel you back in or
try to get whatever they need from you."
And is sometimes people feel like rather
than I catch a case, let me just stay
away
>> and whenever the kids get old enough,
they'll come to me. But I feel like who
suffers in that case?
>> Well, the kid always suffers. But you
know when and when I say get along
because I my belief is the the best
thing you can do for your child is to
respect their other the parent the mom
or who on both sides the best thing you
can do for that child is to respect each
other as as as parents.
>> So when I when I hear the disrespect or
see the disrespect back and forth from
the parents I don't care what you what
logic you have behind this. You are
doing a disservice to your child.
>> Right? like period, you know, but it's
not to say that the c the child can't be
successful. It's not to say that the
child can't
>> grow up and have a good life, but
>> and have male influences, positive male
role models can still be in the
children's life.
>> That that all of that is possible,
right? But if the best case scenario is
y'all wouldn't made this decision to
keep going raw,
>> y'all y'all figure out how y'all can at
least respect each other enough to give
this child the best chance at some level
of success or or or or not. Um the the
world living in the world, we're going
to deal with enough trauma. It's
inevitable. This like man born of a
woman, the days will be short and full
of trouble.
>> Exactly. So that's a promise from God.
>> Exactly.
>> You know what I mean? Your days is going
to be short and full of trouble.
>> I don't need you to add to it by
>> because your pride or because your
immaturity or because of your whatever
won't allow you two to get along. Even
though y'all made the decision without
me, I didn't ask to be here. That this
was y'all's choice.
>> So now that I'm here,
y'all going to act like now it's all
about you? No. But once y'all made the
decision to bring the child here, it's
not all about you anymore.
>> That's true. Uh uh you mentioned off
camera that you had um
>> I was lying.
>> Anger issues growing up. [laughter]
>> How old were you when you first started
um acting out with anger?
>> This this feel like her this feel like
therapy now.
>> Of course.
>> You see how she said when you when you
were dealing with anger. That's how
Oprah used to give people. She'd ask the
question and give them a little smile. I
see what you're doing. [laughter] Uh I I
just always remember being like a little
bad kid. Like just I used to fight all
the time. Like all of the time.
>> That's and I see that's the reason why
when I asked you if your dad not being
there for those moments. Sometimes you
don't realize that that could also be
the reason why
>> that's a possibility
>> that happened.
>> I would I wouldn't I wouldn't put that
past. Like I said, you got to talk to a
professional who who knows more about
these things.
>> I I wouldn't be like, "No, that's not
why." I mean, maybe. I don't know. I
just know I was socking on kids, right?
>> You know. Uh,
>> so your mama came to the school very
often then?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We was at
the school. I tell you, I I have never
graduated
>> high school.
>> Any level.
>> Huh?
>> Any level.
>> You always got kicked out
>> or or they would just pass me on. Like I
never had a sixth grade graduation. I
never had a middle school graduation. I
never had a high school graduation.
>> What? Okay. So, were you the bully? Were
you the one always starting the fights
or did people just pick on you?
>> I never started fights. Um, I just was
okay with fights.
>> Like, like look,
like once again, I'm not I don't I don't
want to portray like we were the poorest
people in the world. I don't want to I
don't want to do that. But, you know, I
we didn't have I didn't have every
parachute. I didn't have that growing
up. I remember
>> um
Hakeim Elijah.
>> Mhm. You Jamaican.
>> Hakeim Elijahan has some signature
shoes. He has some Spaldings.
>> I remember those.
>> You remember the Hakeim Elijah? Okay.
Now, if you are a kid who don't have a
lot of money, you like, "Oh, at least I
can have
>> not necessarily name brand shoes, but no
Nikes,
>> but a signature athlete sho. I'm going
to get the Hakee Elijah ones." So, I
came to school with my Hakeim Elijah.
I'm dream shaking. I'm thinking like,
>> I'm fresh.
>> I'm fresh. And then they making fun of
my hakee Elijah wants. So somebody had
to get socked out for that. But is it
and what what it is is you just you you
you do it to the first person and you do
you make a public display. We moved a
lot. So every time I moved I said I'm
going to have to fight again because
when you go to a new place you're around
new people. People think they could be
funny. People do all this. So the first
person who think they want to be cute.
I'm gonna punch him out in front of
everybody. And now now I could be cool.
>> I could be funny now that you know that
you know
>> you can't play with me.
>> That that's that that's how you kind of
have to be or at least in my experience
some people navigate those things.
>> So you moved a lot cuz then if you did
that a couple times then you should not
be fighting no more because nobody
should want to even mess with you no
more if you stayed out of school.
>> Yeah. But this is this is going to
different schools all the time. You know
what I mean? So it's like, okay, when
you go to this neighborhood, you're
going to have to fight. You're going to
have to fight over here. You got to
fight over here. You got to fight over
here. You got to fight over here. And
that's just kind of how
>> Did your brother do the same thing, too?
>> No. My brother I don't know if my
brother ever had a fight.
>> So it's just you.
>> Yeah. It's just me. It's just me. That's
what I'm saying. And and and that's
>> You all went to the same schools?
>> No.
>> How old was he? How long?
>> My brother is three years older than me.
>> Okay. Okay. So, why wouldn't y'all be in
the same school?
>> Because my brother is a um like a
scholar.
>> Oh.
>> My brother's a doctor.
>> Oh.
>> My brother um always had a 4.2 GPA.
>> Okay.
>> You know what I mean? My brother cared
about academics. My brother was very um
proactive about his education. Mhm.
>> My brother graduated high school, left
California, went to Morehouse, got his
masters, left there, went to I forgot
the name of the school in San Francisco,
got his doctorate, left there, moved to
DC, and started his his business, his
practice. Now he just left there. He
just moved to Indianapolis. Like my
brother's now he wants to move abroad.
And my brother's always been big on
academics, big on that. I never was. So
that that's why I say we'd have to talk
to a professional because we were raised
in the same house.
>> I was whole but totally different.
>> You know what I mean? I but he don't he
didn't have those or if he did have
those anger issues, they didn't come out
the same way that mine did.
>> He put it in his books.
>> You see what I'm saying? And I I but I
put it in
>> in your fist.
>> Yeah. My fist. Yeah. [laughter]
>> Yeah. Definitely put it in my fist. But
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think
other things I did well, but nope. I was
>> so sports,
>> huh?
>> Did you do sports?
>> I play sports. I play basketball, box,
football. Um
>> cuz you would think you said box. You
would think that if you joined like a
boxing club, you would learn how to um
deal with your anger issues.
>> It's not about if it's not about an you.
So this this is what it is because I
never focused on
this. This is what I learned when I went
through anger management when I got
connected to my church. Like I these are
the things I learned,
>> right?
>> I never developed the work ethic early.
>> Okay. So caused it.
>> So I would I would do a lot of things
from talent. I was really talented kid.
I could do a lot. I could but I but I
never worked
>> at it.
>> Mhm.
>> So if you Okay. Now you now you in
basketball and you are um you're doing
well in basketball, but what do you got
to do to play basketball at these
levels? You got to have the grades. I
never had the grades. So, I could play
ball, but I had a grades.
>> So, it's like, yeah, I would play in the
summer league when when they didn't
count the grades. [laughter]
>> You know what I'm saying? But now that
they counting the grades, you can't play
no more. You got a 67 GPA. We
>> But coaches, don't coaches, if they
really care, like if you're really that
good and they want you on the team,
they'll try to get you like tutors or
try to get you to, you know,
>> I had a 67.
>> You just didn't carry this. put your
name under and that was it.
>> That's it. You know what I mean? I had
only grade I was passing was like
probably PE.
>> Like I'm I and this is no exaggeration.
Like I'm talking about I remember one
time I was in Mr. Steel's class,
political science.
>> Fast forward years later, Mr. Steel came
to one of my comedy shows. I apologized
to that man. I said, "Yo, I was in your
class just causing hell. You was just
coming to work."
>> He remember you.
>> Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He I mean,
he was so happy. He was like, "Bro, I'm
so proud of you." Cuz he had seen
everything I was doing. I had to
apologize to that man. I said, "Hey, Mr.
Sir,
>> you know what's crazy? When you got a
teacher, you still call them by their
teacher name.
>> That man name is Richard or something."
But I'm still calling him Mr. Steel.
It's like grown grown man. You ain't Mr.
Steel, you're Daniel. But [laughter]
>> I'm still giving them respect of Mr.
Steel. But I'm like, you know, you was
just coming to coming to coming to work.
and you got somebody at every time you
come to work who's just going to make
your job harder. And that was me. I had
to apologize about that. But I remember
I was in his class and uh one of the
coaches, coach Hardwick, basketball
coach, came in. He pulled me out of
class. He had this long speech with me,
35 minutes, sitting outside the
classroom. He's like, "Listen, you have
a lot of talent. This is what you can
do, and this is the path you're going
down. What do you want?" And I was like,
"Nah, you right."
And I I didn't change nothing. But I
said, "You're right." You know what I
mean? I still kept the 67. But what I my
point of that is the the teachers tried.
>> The the the they the coaches tried.
People tried. It just you you you have
to make decisions for yourself. If your
mind ain't made up on stuff, then people
trying. And it's just people trying
>> because you know when I hear people say
that cuz coming from a mother's
perspective and I and I know that there
are mothers who are watching this show.
>> Shout out to the mamas
>> and having problems with their boys cuz
you know they always say mamas can never
raise their boys. Always it takes a man
to really get him to do what he needs to
do. But some moms don't have that
choice. They got to do what they got to
do to try to get him straight. And so
this boy don't end up on the streets
doing this, doing that. How can looking
back on your life now yourself as a kid,
what could your mom have done to get you
to do better in school or to get you to,
you know, um, so nothing
>> because the things she could have done
was impossible. Like
>> my my dad is my dad is in and out cuz
they're married, but they got they
issues. He has his issues.
My mom My mom has always been in the
church since I was young.
>> Okay.
>> My mom came from the streets,
cleaned herself up, stopped drinking,
stop smoking, all that. Got heavy into
the church and has been that way now
since I was 7 years old,
>> okay?
>> 8 years old, whatever the case is. My
dad would be in and out the church with
my dad like to smoke. My dad like to
drink. So,
um, you know, they they would always
>> bump heads.
>> Bumpheads with that, right? Cuz she
trying to do the church thing and he
like, "All right."
>> She probably trying to get him into it,
trying to get
>> and and he loved God, but he like, "I my
my belief is it it is it it is really
hard to um
for a relationship to work. How I've
seen it, this is just how I've seen it.
How I've seen it, people. how I've seen
it. The man has to lead these things
spiritually.
>> Exactly.
>> It's very hard for a man to follow a
woman to church.
>> Just the idea of
church and you coming to listen to the a
pastor who is more times than not a man.
So now there's this woman telling her
man to come listen to this man and
you're like, I don't need to listen to
him. You need to listen to me.
>> See what I'm saying? So now the woman is
is struggling between do I listen to my
pastor or my husband, my pastor, my
boyfriend, my pastor or my man. And and
that that whole tugof-war thing happens.
But my mom always worked at least two
jobs.
>> Mhm.
>> Two or three jobs. So it's like what you
could have done, what she could have
done was be way more present in terms of
okay, get home. Okay, show me where's
your homework. Okay, take it out. Okay,
what' the teacher say? Okay, we got to
get this done. Okay, I'mma I'm going to
the school. But she didn't have time to
do that.
>> Tired.
>> Tired. And literally I'm at work,
>> right?
>> You know what I mean? Like I don't have
time to be at your school. I have to
work,
>> right?
>> So, you know, like that's what I'm
saying. Like what she could have done
was be there. It's like it's like the
Chris Rock joke when he's talking about
uh how you could stop a man from
cheating. It's like be there.
>> You know what I mean? like everywhere he
at you be there. But who who can do
that, right?
>> If he want cheat, he going cheat
regardless.
>> You know what I'm saying? It's like the
the a person has to make up in their
mind like
>> if you're not there at all hardly is
going to give him more motive to go.
>> Yeah. But eventually that's relationship
is just going to sever.
>> Exactly.
>> You know what I mean? This ain't a
relationship that could sever. You know
what I mean? It's like
>> Well, actually my relationship with
school did sever cuz I left in the 10th
grade. But [laughter]
>> and you were never one to say, "Okay,
I'm going to go back and get my GED or
anything like that."
>> I I got all that stuff. It was Yeah. Cuz
because I
>> Okay, so
I went through anger management.
>> Okay.
>> So because I'm going to give you the
short version of this story. I am Oh. So
um so I moved we moved again. This is
after I think after my sophomore year.
So the high school I was supposed to go
to, I didn't have enough credits
>> because I got 67. Like I I have credits
as if I've never been in school and I've
been there for 2 years,
>> right?
>> So they wanted me to go to a
continuation school
>> and I I didn't want to do a continuation
school in a new neighborhood
>> because I know the like these are like
new gangbangers. Like I I'll do it in
with the gangbangers. I know. I don't
want to
>> have to fight new gang bang. Like I
don't want to do that again.
>> So I ended up doing homeschooling.
>> Okay.
>> Now when you do homeschooling, really
all you do is you go to a a a office, a
building, whatever. They give you a
stack of work. It's like it's thick like
the Cheesecake Factory venue. It's like
a they give you a a stick a thick stack
of work
>> and then you come back next week.
>> Time to do the test.
>> Give No, no, not even a test. You just
turn in that work and they give you
another stack of work and then you
that's that's that's what homeschooling
is.
>> Okay.
>> So obviously I'm not doing this work.
Like there's no way I'm doing this work.
I bring this thick stick this thick
stack of work home and then I would just
put it down and I would play video games
or do whatever.
>> Homeschooling was just not for you.
>> But I'm also like my parents is working.
Like I'm just now I'm just like free.
Like I just have all day to just do
stuff,
>> right?
>> I'm playing video games. I'm meeting
girls. I'm I am living I I my life is
amazing. My life is incredible.
>> So then with the homeschooling thing,
after a few months they were like, "Yo,
this isn't working because you don't
you're not you're not doing the work."
So then they were like, "Yo, we have
this program."
>> Um not a program, it's like a test, like
a standardized test. You take this test,
you pass the test, and you're done with
high school.
>> Take the test, you're done with high
school.
>> I said, "That sounds easy enough."
>> Sounds easy enough to me. What did I do
day before the test? My friend spent the
night. We stayed up all night playing
video games. 4 in the morning. We on the
sticks.
>> We I mean, we NBA live. It might have
been at the time. It wasn't even 2K yet.
I think it was NBA Live. One of those
two. We on the video games all night.
>> Okay.
>> Day of the test.
>> Day of the test. I get to the test and I
go to sleep.
>> I'm in there like this.
I'm out and then I wake up. They're
like, "Okay, uh 10 minutes, 20 minutes
left." So, I just start marking stuff.
>> Don't tell me you passed.
>> Oh, absolutely not.
>> Okay. [laughter]
>> Not even close. Not a chance. But they
don't give you the test scores back for
another like month. So, I'm telling my
mom like, "Oh, the test is done. I'm
done."
So now I'm literally just I don't have
anything that I have to do. I'm just
>> chilling.
>> Yeah. Then the test scores came back and
I obviously failed.
>> Uhhuh.
>> So now they're like, yo, now you're just
a truent student
>> cuz I'm like maybe 15 or something like
that and I'm just not in school and they
just like, yo, what are you like you
have to do something right now? They
start to say stuff like your parents can
get in trouble. All that kind of stuff.
So that I there's this program called
juveniles at risk.
>> Mhm.
>> So there's like yo you need to go here.
You need to go to juveniles at risk and
it is uh anger management attached to
it. So this is when I went through anger
management.
>> Okay. it was here and now when I'm here
this is one of the moments that changed
life for me because anger management the
main thing I learned from there was
self-evaluation
and you know you be mad
and when you get mad you be like they
made me mad what did they do and then
self-evaluation made you say okay what
did I do what could I have done
different what and then that changes
everything cuz now I'm applying this
self evaluation to every aspect of my
life. Every aspect of my life is like,
okay, what am I doing here? Why is that
happening? Why? Okay, how could I have
avoided that situation? And
>> do you think about that during the
situation or after the situation or
before the situ, but like
>> well now now I know how to deescalate
things and now I know how to be
accountable for things. Now I know
everything I'm [clears throat] doing
before I do it and I say, you know, if
if I'm going to do this, I know what can
come with it. You know, that's that's
the real thing when people talk about
snitching. This this the snitching thing
is about you are not taking
accountability for the decisions you
made.
>> You chose to be in a life and then when
the consequences of that life came to
you, you tried to get out of the
consequences.
That that's that's all
>> that a lot of stuff is. It's just about
accountability.
>> And I had to learn that through anger.
>> How long How long did it take you to
learn it?
>> Probably
probably two months.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah. I I mean, it didn't it it took me
longer to apply all of it. But to really
understand it,
>> it was like two months of like, huh?
Huh? Okay. And then I, you know, mean it
took a long time to apply, like years
and years to like learn how to apply it
to all these situations and deescalate
things and see something before it's
about to happen and like understand
like if like if you applied it to
dating, right?
like, man, she she went through my she
but it's like but what what did you do
that not not allow her to do that but
even
what what role did you play like what
role did you play in this
>> making her feel not comfortable why she
feel like she had to go and do that?
>> Well, I ain't going to say had to.
[laughter] That's that's a stretch. I I
don't want I don't want to go that far.
You know what I'm saying? That's a lot.
But, [laughter]
you know, I'm I'm just saying in in
general like like it it but because it
could be that,
>> right?
>> But it but it also could be, you know,
why is your why is your passcode so easy
to figure out?
>> You see what I'm saying?
>> How why did you even make a passcode
that would even allow her to get in your
phone,
>> right?
>> Why is your face? Because then when you
sleep, she gonna put the she put your
face on the phone like that. She gonna
get in your phone. It's your fault for
having a face. You see what I'm saying?
So, how long after that you got your
GED?
>> I was there for like maybe three months.
>> Oh, okay. And
>> three months.
>> Okay.
>> Four. Three or four months. I remember
the day cuz it we had like a ceremony.
This is the first time I ever had a
ceremony cuz like sixth grade they
kicked me out the thing. I couldn't have
a ceremony. Junior high didn't have a
ceremony. First time my mom ever got to
see me like have like a graduation type
ceremony. I was mad cuz it was the same
day as the NBA draft. I want to watch
the draft. I'm like, "Oh,
woo."
>> But, you know, it made her happy. So,
>> wow. You know,
>> you I want to tell you thank you first
of all for coming on the show.
>> Hey, man. I want to say
>> I appreciate you um for even recognizing
us. Um you know what sticks out about
this show that made you even want to
come rock out with us?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Uh, listen.
[laughter]
I I said what I SAID. I AIN'T GOT TO SAY
NOTHING.
>> NO, that what it was. That's horrible.
Not iced tea. Nobody else. Just
[laughter] this dude. That's sad. You
know what I'm saying?
>> No, I mean it's really just seeing how
how many real conversations you was
having.
>> Wow.
>> And it's like, you know, you you watch
you watch podcast and you watch shows
and like you somebody who let people
Whatever you want to talk about, we
could talk about.
>> That's Kdub said the same thing, didn't
he?
>> Oh, Kub said
>> the exact same thing.
>> Yeah,
>> that's really crazy. Nobody else that
you talk about you want to talk about?
>> No, it ain't that. It is like some some
places you go and they are trying to get
you to say clickbait, gossip stuff. Some
places are trying to throw names out
there to to try to make you
>> right. Don't Don't So So what you think
about them too? Huh? Huh? [laughter]
>> No. But No. Sometime people bring that
energy to podcast too.
>> They do.
>> Cuz I have people that come up here for
the smoke.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh yeah. I had a whole guy. Remember
that guy came the guy who snitched on
the guy and they got out of prison
together and that was a crazy time for
us. Yeah.
>> And one snitched on the other and I let
both of them come and one of them
brought his lawyer. They was trying to
show who snitched on who and you didn't
and and I brought my lawyer which
happened to be his auntie, wasn't it?
And his aunt came and they was pretty
much his auntie was his lawyer. And
that's why he went to jail. You
[laughter] can't have your auntie as
your lawyer. Your auntie could she could
do your hair.
>> Your auntie could cook for you. Your
auntie could could pray for you. She
could your auntie your lawyer. And I'm
not saying the aunties can't be lawyers,
but your auntie can't be your lawyer.
You got to separate your work and state
at some point. We've had a lot of
interviews where it was interesting
conversations. We've had some dope
people on here and I thank God for
y'all, man. Shout out to Columbus Short
who when we early first started it was
like, man, we I just had to fly down
here and come on Ball.
>> It's like what?
>> Yeah.
>> It threw me off for people just coming
like that. I'm serious.
>> Listen, man. I said I got to fly here
and I I landed came straight here and
I'm flying out at 5 in the morning.
>> That's hard man. Yeah. You're a hustler,
though. That's all. You just like to go
and kick it and do what you you just you
just podcast hustling. I I don't do a
bunch of podcast. You don't? WELL, WHY?
SEE WHAT I MEAN? A bunch of podcast.
>> Let's talk about you being a uh and
y'all might already cover this.
>> No.
>> What?
>> Uh a a a what do you call I don't know
if he was joking.
>> The minister.
>> A minister.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Okay. Let's talk about that. I
want to talk about you being a minister.
>> Okay.
And basically getting you can marry
people.
>> I I have married people. Yeah.
>> What how did you end up getting into
that?
>> Okay. I think Yep. I'm going to give you
the whole story. So this might be
long-winded.
>> That's fine.
>> Okay. I started comedy in my church.
>> That's the same thing my old boy said.
>> Your boy. The one I just asked you
about.
>> Marcus.
>> Yeah.
>> Marcus.
>> No.
>> K. Dub.
>> No. Alisa D. The guy.
>> Oh, Marcus D. Wy Dy yeah that's how he
did the same thing.
>> So I started comedy in my church. You
know, we we talked about the um the
anger issues and all of that and and
changing over stuff, but
>> my me getting connected to my church
also
>> was a major part
>> of this transformation of me
understanding and me learning how to be
accountable and me developing a work
ethic and all of this stuff. So my mom
my mom was over over the um the she
would do the programs at the church for
like church anniversaries and stuff like
that. So I used to be at the house and I
would imitate my pastor just joking with
my mom and my sister at this time. My
brother already off to college. Uh and
you know black pastor they and the LORD
SAID AH WHOA YOU GOING TO H like just
real animated dog like a full black
pastor. I used to do that at the house
just joking. And then my mom said, "I'm
going to have you do that at the
church." And I said, "No, the [ __ ] you
not
>> really." [laughter]
>> That's what I said in my head. That's
what I said in my head. And uh so then
look, we we the the service, the
anniversary service. So whoever was um
MCing the event, this I remember them
reading it like this. And next we have
brother Lance [laughter]
cuz I like I wasn't like I wasn't like I
wasn't like this loud talkative cl like
I wasn't doing that. You know what I'm
saying? Like I was chilling.
>> So then when I came to the stage
>> and I said y'all know how pastor get on
Sunday, right? And I just start going
into it and I'm doing it and I'm telling
you to this day I've never had a
reaction from a crowd like that. I'm
talking about people were in the church
running around laughing laughing.
>> Like my pastor is on the literally on
the floor with real tears coming out of
his face. Like real tears like
>> like I'm talking about PEOPLE ARE LIKE
LIKE it [laughter] was it was it was
>> How long did you do it for?
>> Uh that was probably like
five minutes, seven minutes, something
like that.
>> How long was that? Okay. It felt like an
hour at the time, you know what I mean?
>> The first time you did.
>> Yeah. I did that and then I still wasn't
thinking I was going to be a comedian. I
just thought that was funny.
>> Like that was funny. And then
so then going forward, every time we had
an event at the church, they was like,
"Can you host it?"
>> So [snorts] then I would host these
events and then I would uh like joke
about people in the church. So it'd be
like like at that time some of my my my
church is called Spirit and Truth the
like but it so it's abbreviated is like
STC.
>> Mhm.
>> And uh
like I was and at this time we had a lot
of like young married couples so
everybody was having these babies and
all of that. So I I remember I said
something like welcome to uh uh STC
sexually transmitted church or something
like that. And cuz like everybody was
pregnant, you know what I'm saying?
[laughter] And uh I would just I would
just I would just joke about people in
the church.
>> And all this was off the top of your
head or were you writing down jokes?
>> Um I wasn't writing them down yet. I I
was I wasn't writing them down uh like
in detail. Okay. Like I might notice
something and be like, "Oh." But I but I
didn't know I was going to be doing
something like this would be like they
like, "Yo, we got an event in two weeks.
Can you host the church thing?" So I was
doing that, but all of my jokes were
about the church, people in our church.
>> Then we go into New Year's and we have a
New Year's celebration. And then my
pastor called me. Actually, my pastor's
son called me. He said, "Can you can you
write I mean, can you do some comedy at
the New Year's event? You know, churches
on New Years, they always try to say,
"You don't got to be out there in the
streets. Come bring in the New Year's
with the Lord." So I, it was one of
them. You know what I mean? And you like
cuz they like it's safer. It's safer to
bring in new years in the church,
>> right?
>> You know what I mean?
>> The fun [ __ ] out there,
>> but bring it in with the Lord in here.
So,
[laughter] it it's cracking out there.
You hear me?
So, I that was the first time I wrote
jokes.
>> Okay.
>> Like that were not about the church that
I just wrote jokes like just regular
jokes.
>> Wow. And I did that and then then my
pastor was like, "Yo, I want to do like
a First Fridays event and I want you to
host it." So now I'm hosting that. So
I'm telling jokes.
>> He seen the vision. He seen the vision.
Not even see he's seen the vision. You
know what I'm saying? That's why I I I
give so much credit to God with my
pastor AK Thrower, my church spirit and
truth to what like all of this was
birthed there.
>> Wow. like to be able to take it
professional because I started in 2010
2011 there is no Instagram there is no
Tik Tok like you had to go to the people
and do it so like now every a lot of
people are comedians but they're like
>> no I'm a comedian you didn't see my
video
>> you know what I'm saying like no that
was me remember I kicked the old lady
and that so I'm a comedian now right
y'all it's like no you had to really go
get on stage and you had to find where
stages were and you didn't know
comedians that weren't on TV. That's
right.
>> So, how you got to the first place other
than your church, your first away show?
>> I'mma answer that, but I'm finish this
one first because we talking about the
minister thing.
>> Mhm.
>> So, I that that was that was the um I'm
I'm just giving you the birth of how
ingrained I am in my church.
>> Okay? how ingrained I am in my church.
So, as I'm under this ministry and I'm
like now I'm doing this comedy and I'm
performing, I'm meeting all these people
and I was like, yo, I feel like my reach
is a lot wider than I ever imagined that
it would be. My influence is bigger than
I thought it would be. I need I need to
know how to manage this. I was pe I was
a person people was always calling for
advice. I was a person like people who I
was looking up to was asking me for
answers. So I wanted to know uh what
what answers to give. I didn't want to
give you my answers. I wanted to give
answers with some type of um real
spiritual
um soundness to them.
>> So then I studied under my pastor. I did
ministry training for two and a half
years.
every week we met and I had to do these
assignments and I had to report back,
study the word, fill out these things,
we would talk. It was three of us.
>> And um that that's how I got into the
ministry was that now my first time
doing comedy outside of my church,
>> this how crazy this was. My church, the
building we were in at the time,
directly across the street from the
punch line.
>> Wow. directly across the street. I never
knew what a comedy club was. I had never
heard of a comedy club at this time. I'm
probably like 24
years old.
>> Okay.
>> I I don't know what a comedy club is.
>> Right.
>> So, the girl I was with at the time, she
was like, "Yo, I called the the the the
punchline and they have an amateur night
every first Wednesday of the month. You
should go." And I said, "Yeah, I
should." So then she was like, "Okay, I
signed you up." [laughter]
She seen the vision, too. So
So I went
I went to go watch it May 12th. I know
this is my uncle's birthday. It's my
brother's birthday. It's the first
Wednesday of every month, but this
Wednesday it was the second Cinco de
Mayo.
So they put it to May 12th. I go I go
watch it. This is my first time watching
comedy live and I'm watching and
everybody was amazing. I know all of
them now weren't amazing at all, but at
the time to me
>> cuz that was your first time watching
comedy.
>> I was like, how did he do that?
Wow.
I was like I'm talking about I was in
awe. Like some of these good friends and
all of that, but I was like, bro, this
is incredible.
Next month I'mma come back June 2nd. Now
I'm coming back to do my joint.
I get there.
Doors open at 7. Show start at 8. I get
there 6:52.
Let's get it.
>> Hey, I'm here for the for the for the
show. She was like, "Okay, we just come
back. Doors open at 7:00." "Okay, I come
back at 7:00. I'm here." She said, "You
got to talk to the manager." "Hey, hey,
big dude, 6'4, black Samoan." I'm like,
"What's up, man? I'm here for the show."
And he was like, "Who are you?" And when
he said that, I could see that this
wasn't going to go good. [laughter]
I could see the way he said like, "Who
are you?" And I was like, "It's it's me.
It's Lance Woods."
>> But this is still comedy night. I mean,
amateur night, right?
>> This is amateur night. But what I didn't
know is they don't have an amateur
night.
>> Oh,
>> this is a showcase.
>> Oh,
>> yeah. It's way different than open mic
amateur night, right? You can't just
sign up and show that this is not that.
But I've never been to kind I don't know
that this is not that.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> So he said, "Yeah, I'm not." He was,
"I'm not putting you on stage. I don't
know you." I was like, "Oh." So then I
just left and I walked. It was a sunny
day, but when he said that, it start
raining and [laughter]
my world got rainy. I was like, "Oh,
okay." Huh. So then I'm going downstairs
and I remember the crazy thing. I was
just I had been watching
>> Kings of Comedy, but the the the DVD
with the special features.
>> Yeah.
>> And on the special features, you know
what I mean? I remember they were
talking and DL Hugley was talking and he
said, "Man, we used to have to fight
just to get five minutes. We used to
have to fight for 5 minutes." And I was
like, "Oh, I got to go fight for 5
minutes." So, I go back upstairs to the
door and this is 2011, 2010. Once again,
there's no that like Facebook, no
Instagram. Everybody I told that I was
coming, that I was going to be here, I
don't really have a way to tell them
never mind. So, I'm like, I'm fighting
with this dude for 45 minutes. Like, 45
minutes like begging this man to get on
stage. And he would say stuff. He was
who Avis, that's my guy now. But at that
time he was he would say stuff like
everybody think they funny until they
bomb and then what and he walk off. I'm
just sitting there like damn what do
what happens after you bomb? I don't
know [laughter]
I don't know what happens next. So
this is this this is this is what got me
on stage. We standing by the bar. People
keep walking in. Keep keep walking in.
And people they keep walking in. They
say, "Hey Lance, can't wait to see you
tonight." "Hey, do your thing, dog. Hey,
can't wait to see you. And I think he
was like, "Yo, it's a lot of people here
to see this dude. Who is this?" But it's
just I've always been like pop. I always
knew people, you know what I mean? So,
it's like
>> much less you had the whole church
rolling. So, a lot of those people
probably was from the church.
>> Not one person from my church showed up.
>> Really?
>> Not one. No, because it was on a
Wednesday night. It was Bible study.
Bible study.
>> Not one single person from my church was
there. But I'm talking about people from
my job. People just I just knew people.
People just came out. It was like maybe
55 people came to see me. Like something
like that.
>> And um
I remember I remember uh one of the
workers there was like I ain't seen it
this packed on a Wednesday in a minute.
And then a was like it was more packed
last month, [laughter]
but I was there last month. No, it
wasn't.
>> So it's like it's probably like 7:55.
Show starts at 8. And Abe says, "All
right, you got five minutes. You up
first." I said, "All right, cool." Now,
mind you, this whole I am upset. Like,
I'm angry. Remember, I I'm I'm still I'm
still dealing with it. I'm still dealing
with it. You know what I'm saying? So,
it's like I I I want to like trip.
>> I really want to trip.
Um, I didn't tell anybody who I knew
that this was going on because they
would have tripped and I I didn't want I
didn't want that kind of situation.
>> So,
he says, "You going up first?" I'm like,
"Cool."
>> Then at 8, shows getting started. He
said, "Never mind, you going up third."
>> I don't know nothing about going up
first. I don't know that that's taking
the bullet. I don't know that what a
sweet spot is. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't All I know is you said
I'mma go up. I'mma go up whenever they
call my name. And uh he he made me so
angry that I couldn't be nervous.
>> Wow.
>> Like, you know what I mean? Like any any
nerves I would have had was all gone cuz
I was like, bro, he really like why is
he talking to me like this, dog? I don't
What is wrong with you? You know what I
mean? Like I'm I'm in that mode.
>> The comic that went up before me, he was
on stage for eight minutes, maybe.
Nobody smiled.
Not a smile.
>> Did that make you feel nervous after
that point?
>> No, it made me more angry cuz I said I
had to fight for five minutes and he
just got to go up there and do this
[ __ ] [laughter]
This So I'm begging and you putting that
just on the stage.
[sighs] So then I go on stage set goes
great.
>> I still remember all my all my early
jokes. I still remember I always knew
how to write a joke. Um I didn't know
how to perform a joke well, but I knew
how to write a joke. I I understood
what a joke was.
>> Who taught you?
>> I just watched.
>> Okay.
>> I just watched people, you know what I
mean? I I would just study.
>> Okay.
>> Study, study, study. You know what I
mean? I I cuz I became such a a nerd of
it, you know what I mean?
>> Because you found something that you
love.
>> Found something I love outside of
basketball.
>> Mhm. or or sports in general,
>> right?
>> So, it's like, "Oh, I can just watch
this all day."
>> Oh, that Oh, that's what he's doing. Oh,
she Okay, I see what she's doing. Ah,
okay. Oh, he's talking about himself.
Okay. So, then we talk about you,
he can talk about you cuz he already
talked about himself. So, you can't be
offended if he says something about you
cuz he's about him already. Got it. I'm
watching all this stuff. I'm watching
how Chris Rock is pacing back and forth
and and then he when but when he when he
tells the punch line though, he's he
stops.
Okay. What is What is he doing that for?
>> It's hard.
>> You know, all of that stuff. Okay. How's
Bernie Mack?
>> Huh? His voice,
>> tone of voices.
>> Okay. Yeah. I'm I'm paying attention to
all of this stuff. And uh yeah, that's
that was the first time. So my first
time outside of my church was at the
punch line which people be hearing that
and be like what? Because usually you
got to like work up to get into a comedy
club first. A lot of people's first time
be like at a little barn grill or like a
little open mic.
>> Yeah. Cuz that wasn't amateur night at
all.
>> Not even a little bit.
>> So what did old boy come to you and say
to you after you finished your set that
night?
>> The one who was said, "Oh, you only had
five minutes. I was giving you such a
hard time."
>> Like he was like, "Man, good job." I'm
tell we ended up being real cool. He's
he's he's good in my book, but he just
he ain't know me.
>> You know what I mean? And
>> well, I I think um some of the questions
I always like to ask is when you seen
those guys come out that you was talking
about earlier on the internet and they
was able to turn around do a video and
they felt like they was comedians and
they was pretty much getting traction
when you guys pretty much was still
having to go do standup. Mhm.
>> And you got did you know how to monetize
early on or did you even think about
that or or were you one of those guys
who was still doing it the way you knew
how?
>> Uh why you talking like that? Why you
why you why you talking real low and
sexy? What what kind of qu [laughter]
>> Yeah. So was you one of those guys?
>> I'm just going in.
>> Who knew how to monetize or was you uh
[laughter]
>> did you
>> uh No. I didn't know I didn't know how
to do none of that stuff, man. And I was
uh trying to figure it out like
everybody else.
>> But you seen guys doing great.
>> I seen I seen guys doing but I didn't
know they was monetized. I didn't know
what those words even meant.
>> Okay.
>> You know what I mean? It was like
>> What did you learn?
>> Probably two days ago. [laughter]
What's today? No, I mean I learned I
learned eventually. It was um
[sighs]
this this is what I say about when I
seen guys on the internet. When I when I
seen guys online popping up, I I never
>> Well, first off, I knew a lot of them.
>> You did?
>> Yeah.
>> How?
>> Cuz we was running around comedy scenes.
See, a lot a lot of people
>> don't know where people started from.
They just discovered them on the
internet. So, they feel like they just
never did anything else. It's like, no,
these people have been in clubs for
years,
>> but the internet is what popped them.
what pushed him. You know what I'm
saying? So, you know, but but when when
when I when I seen it, I I was never
focused on monetizing. I was focused on
audience.
>> Okay?
>> Right? Cuz I I didn't I I did not know
that people was making
>> that type of money
>> 20 grand a month on Facebook and 30
grand a month on YouTube. Like I I
didn't know that, you know? I didn't
know that that was even a real thing.
>> You know what I mean? And then
everything felt so like impossible.
>> Like it felt impossible to to make
videos with your phone that were this
long and and you can cut them up and
like I you know I I didn't know. But I I
I I was always trying to make sure that
I wasn't
uh like like turning like turning my
nose up to it like I'm I'm above it or
that's beneath me, you know? Cuz that's
how you get passed up is once you start
to, you know, I mean, you OG, you know,
I mean, imagine if people was like, "I
ain't doing no podcast, man. I'm, you
know what I mean? You you going to close
off all kind of
>> all kind of doors."
>> All kind of doors. So,
>> you know, I I was I was really like um
I was doing internet stuff early, but
trying to figure out like what the real
play was with it. And I I think in a way
I'm still trying to figure it out. No, I
mean, you know, it's it's all kind of
videos, all kind of stuff out there.
It's all kind of people that's you got
your internet guys, but they're not even
like they were at first to me. Yeah.
They kind of they not people used to it
now. You got to find a different way to
leverage. You know what I mean? You hear
you hear different people names, they
get the buzzing. You know how you see
certain com comedians buzz at certain
times. This guy, who is that guy with
the light skin? It is it Mojo?
>> Mojo Brooks.
>> He's buzzing.
>> Yeah, Mojo hot right now.
>> But he wasn't two years ago. But I
remember when he was doing it.
>> Yeah.
>> He wasn't buzzing. He's really like
every time I talk to somebody now, they
be saying this guy name like
>> Yeah. Well, he's just going to a new
level. I remember I remember when I met
Mojo. Um we was in Chicago
at a um it's one of them shows kind of
like the we don't want show now. It be
like 85 South and Tony Roberts and
Michael Black and Mojo was just
backstage like me. We were just both
like just kind of backstage, you know
what I mean? And we had like introduced
each other, but it was like, "Yeah,
man." And but then I next time I seen
him, he was at the club and it was
people. It was like packed. Okay. It's
moving. Next time I see him, um,
it's more people. Next time I see him,
it's, you know what I mean? It's like he
he keeps elevating and elevating and
elevating and elevating which is what we
all aspire to do is just keep growing
our business, keep growing our you know
in our career.
>> You think he he was with uh he went on
them weed them one that was I think he
wasn't buzzing when he first went with
him.
>> I remember when he first went with him
let me tell you
>> and then as it progressed all of a
sudden it hit. I'm telling you for for
how people come to me about him right
now.
>> I'm telling you, when he was first doing
the Wheel of Ones tour, he was going up
before the host.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah. It's going up before the host. And
it was like, nah, bro. You too funny to
be going. People got to see you.
>> Wow.
>> No, no, no, no. We got to We got to put
you a little later. People, you what you
doing is not something that this many
people should be missing.
>> And he kept growing it and kept growing
it. And like I went to the We the Ones
tour. Um
I mean I've been to I've performed on a
few of them, but
>> um the the last one I went to,
he he is
one one of the biggest stars there, you
know what I mean? When he comes out,
it's like, no, there's a large amount of
people who bought tickets to see him.
>> Wow.
>> And you can see it. He bringing it.
>> Yeah. He he ain't just a part of the
show. He is a big reason for the show.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah.
>> I like that. And and and so when you
look at different comedians, you know, a
lot of
>> Jamie Fox.
>> Mhm.
>> One of the coldest for me.
>> Yeah.
>> I've been saying it for years, don't
that's my thing up here. Plus, he 20
minutes away from here where his mama
and him had the house there
>> in Turo, Texas. Tur off of Brad show,
>> but they named it Jamie Foxwood and he
ain't been back since.
>> I was down there that day. When he come
down there, he waved at everybody
[snorts]
>> up top of the the the the Escalade.
>> Oh yeah.
>> And then he got back in and left.
>> Last time I seen the [ __ ]
>> he's showing love.
>> You know what I'M SAYING? [laughter]
>> JUST showing love.
>> No, but he definitely And then drama
boy. He them [ __ ] talked about Jamie.
Boy, they were on Jamie head. I used to
go down there cuz I met my wife down
there. So I'm I'm from East Texas. I'm
country. Yeah.
>> So I go there to get my country. Yeah.
>> Like it's right there. They like real.
It's like Okay. I don't have to go all
the way to East Texas to get my I can
get my country right here in Turbo. So I
go over there. I said man that [ __ ]
James. Yeah I know [ __ ] that's Eric
Bishop. I said yeah I said [laughter]
that [ __ ] I said you'll NEVER COME
BACK. NAH [ __ ] don't never come back
man. I don't Then Drummer Boy is like
man Drummer Boy was like he he like yeah
I used play the drums. That [ __ ] know
me man. I used to play the music down
here and I don't even know what happened
to that man. And then um uh he was
talking they was all negative as hell
about the Jamie Foxy from down there be
a hear no more. Only on one regional and
Gilbert was cool with him you know and
then Gilbert
>> yeah Gilbert. So them his partner
partners you know but the other [ __ ]
was hating like hell right
>> that's how it be
>> UNTIL THAT [ __ ] SHOWED UP.
>> UNTIL he showed up though
>> that [ __ ] showed UP
[ __ ] going to fall out. So I was like
damn they love him today. I've seen
that. I've seen that too many times.
>> Prophet is without honoring his own
country till he come back cuz it was a
things that I I used to see. They had
put billboards up cuz they kind of I
think they offended him a little bit cuz
one time he came down and they they put
a a big tractor up and put a smaller
picture of him and this was long time
ago and it was like your hometown. He's
like I'm the biggest thing down you know
ever come from down in which he is ain't
no bigger you know. But to see him come
from down there like that is just dope
thing. How did you and him even How do
you I seen you on the video with him?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> How do you even know this dude?
>> So,
>> Eric Bishop is a first is really You
didn't know that?
>> No, I knew.
>> How you know?
>> I I know a lot about
>> You studied him, too?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, you studying every day. Don't you
study me, [ __ ]
>> Tell [laughter] you right now,
>> I I know I KNOW ABOUT YOUR HISTORY.
>> I heard about it. I KNOW. I KNOW. I
know. I know what this NO, NO, NO. DON'T
DON'T STUDY THIS. GO on and [laughter]
study Jamie. But but what how did you
guys even link?
>> Um
okay, so it's I mean it's it's it's a
story, but Tony Roberts
>> Yeah.
>> is probably my closest friend in the
world at this point. It's my favorite
comedian. A lot of people's favorite
comedian. Um he's one of Jamie's
favorite comedians. So I remember Tony
like Tony will come to LA. He'll just
stay at my house and we'll go run around
and do all the shows and all that. So he
got word that Tony was in town. He's
like, "Oh, you got to come to the
house." And he said, "Yo, me and Lance
going to come." Oh yeah, for sure. Bring
L. So
we at the house. We just at Jamie house
and we just kind of bouncing ideas and
playing chess and kicking it and just
type stuff you do at Jamie Fox house. We
working out, you know what I mean? It's
just we just had a good time.
>> We just having a good time, man. And
then, you know what I mean? Tank come
through and
>> they singing. He sang with everybody
singing. saying with his head, you know
what I mean? Just please don't
>> it's all of that going on. We just we
just kicking it in Seattle, right?
>> You know what I'm saying? So then him
and Tyron Turner, you know, Tyron
>> Mhm.
>> they start arguing about LeBron and
Jordan
and they they start like it's intense.
WELL DONE. WELL, IF HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE THE MAN, THEN WHY DOES Wayne wear
that to Carry Man if he's supposed to be
the goat? Huh? Tell me that is is this
going on for 20 minutes? [laughter] This
20 minutes. After about 18 minutes, Tony
starts recording. And Tony starts like
he's like, "Record." And that's when
Tammy is like, "I don't care about your
camera, Tony Robbert. [laughter]
I don't give a [ __ ] I AIN'T SCARED OF
YOUR CAMERA, TONY ROBBINS. Let the
people know LeBron James." And that's
the video that you're talking about.
>> That's crazy.
>> Is uh is is him and Ty. I'm just sitting
there and you know and you know I I
don't like to be in people's debate but
I like to instigate. [laughter]
I'm a big fan of instigating uh little
debates and arguments. So then somebody
be like no no I mean well he he did he
DID MISS THE SHOT BUT HE
>> YEAH. I mean I mean what I mean I mean
he did have I mean he like they start
doing that and
>> but I don't know y'all had a good time.
>> We had a great time. We had a great
time. And then I seen I just seen Jamie
at the Super Bowl. Um
>> Okay.
>> And um he was just like, "Whatever you
need from me, let me know." Yeah. He's
like, "Anything you need, bro, let me
know. I got you." And every time I've
text Jamie Fox since then, he has text
me back whatever I need.
>> Wow. That's a That's a cool thing, man.
One thing about it to find somebody
genuine enough to do what they say cuz
most people they too busy or they they
ain't got time for that.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, but he make time for it. You
you you got to you got to you got to
respect it. You know what I mean?
>> You got to and me, I'm the type of [ __ ]
won't text. [laughter]
>> Oh yeah. No, [ __ ] Yeah, that's too
much.
>> He picks up the phone and calling [ __ ]
No, we don't talk. I know you call.
>> I'm talking to the [ __ ] He better not
give me his number. I'm [laughter] ring
ring. He ain't answering, baby.
>> [laughter]
>> I will call this [ __ ] four times.
>> I'll be calling people too.
>> I swear I'll be calling people too cuz I
be driving a lot. I be moving around and
sometimes it's easier for me just to
pick up the phone and see I got to say
and then you know what I mean? I'll be
joking and stuff. Sometimes you text a
like
and they read it wrong. It's like that.
>> That's why I don't like doing it.
>> Yeah, that's not what I meant. I This is
how I But you you misread the tone in
the text.
>> That's right. I don't have time for none
of that. I'm not doing that with nobody.
You not know how to text tone.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Some people speak to it.
I've seen that.
>> They do that text.
>> Well, that that be messing up the most.
And you try to talk to the text and tell
>> they say something else.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Tell Hey. Yep. Yeah. Well,
tell tell them Yeah. Tell them I want a
brick.
>> Hey, why you text me say you want some
dick? [laughter]
What's What's going on IN YOUR WORLD,
DOG? EXACTLY. So it's it's like when you
look at you I seen the lab where what do
you like performing the most as far as
what city?
>> Yeah. No. What what venue? What what
place? I seen you at the Lab Factor. I
seen you at where do you like going the
most? Would you you go to Funny Bone?
You go to uh
>> Yeah. So Okay.
>> Atlanta Comedy Club.
>> Atlanta Comedy Theater. I was just in
Atlanta last week at the um City Winery
with Finesse Mitchell for his birthday.
Shout out to my guy, man. Yeah.
>> Um,
>> where do you like
>> My favorite city to perform?
>> That's tough.
>> I love DC. DC is a great comedy city.
Baltimore, great comedy city. And they
buy a lot of merch out there.
>> Wow.
>> You go to Baltimore, you go to DC, you
going to leave rich.
>> They going to show you some love.
>> They going to buy Baltimore. You got to
remember they used to buy cra. So
[laughter] Baltimore, DC,
>> Baltimore,
>> I love Texas, Houston, Dallas, Austin.
>> Really?
>> Of course he got to say that. He here.
>> He here.
>> Nah, man. But I'm telling you though,
it's like
>> cuz they're all different. You know what
I mean? Like New York is like you going
to get You don't know what is so diverse
in New York. And
>> which one is the hardest city for you to
>> get them to laugh?
I mean, the hardest cities are are
sometimes cities that um just don't have
a lot of
diversity
>> sometimes, right? So, sometimes if you
go to like cuz I've done all of the
shows,
>> I've done the shows in Winuck, Nevada,
>> you know what I mean? I've done the
shows in in the little town in Idaho,
you know what I mean? So, that that can
be tough. Um, LA can be challenging for
people because you might get a industry
night where the whole crowd is like
industry. So, they're not coming to
laugh. They're coming to assess.
>> Wow.
>> So, they watching you like, hm. So, you
out there working your heart out and
they like, h, this guy's funny. Laugh.
>> Exactly. Cuz some people can like it and
not laugh.
>> Yeah. And that's you.
>> I know. I'm
>> Oh, that's you. See, you're a terrible
audience member. Don't laugh. Yeah, I'm
laughing. I'm falling. I'm trying to
laugh to make you go harder. That's what
I'm saying. That that right there.
>> He does that.
>> That right there.
But it's going to motivate you, right?
>> That laugh is so fake.
>> I don't care. He don't know. They don't
even know me.
>> They don't even know it's fake. You know
what I'm saying?
>> You can hear the fake laugh.
>> No, you can't. Now, you don't know this
[ __ ] fake laugh. You know me cuz you
know me.
>> But laughter is contagious. So if he got
a fake laugh, it might make them laugh.
>> That's right. know they laugh might be
real. They might be laughing at his
laugh, but it creates a a spirit of
laughter in the room. But this right
here,
>> like that's it. [laughter]
That's horrible.
>> Yeah, that what you come out here for.
>> And then you know, I'm going to tell you
that person right there be the first
person after the show. Man, you were
hilarious.
>> That's right.
>> I don't believe you. I don't believe
you. You're a liar. And I hate you. I
really I don't like you at all.
>> Crazy. I see it all the time.
>> All the time.
>> But everybody's sense of humor is
different. People like different type of
jokes and different things. And it's so
funny because I like certain comedians.
>> Like I'll go to a comedy show and um I
love the comedy. I laughed all of that.
And I'm like, "Okay, when he comes back
in town, I'm going to go back to his
show."
>> Yeah.
>> Go back to his show. And it's not the
same type of cuz he's talking about
something totally different. And I'm
just like,
>> so okay. So,
>> and I'm I thought I was in love with his
comedy till I realized that it's not
every single show
>> I'm going to feel that way about.
>> And she might be on something different
at that time, too. She ain't going to
admit that, though. [clears throat]
>> Okay, we get to Yeah, let's get to the
bottom of this. Yeah,
>> people change. They mood change the p
the moment because you know what it is.
Whoever this comedian is has proven to
be a professional at making people
laugh. You have not proven to be a
professional laugher. [laughter]
>> You ever thought about that?
>> That's just hard. I like that.
>> You know what I'm saying? Has anybody
ever paid you to laugh?
>> That's right.
>> I probably laugh a lot more if they did.
>> See what I'm saying? [laughter] He He
getting paid to make people laugh. So,
he has a vested interest in making sure
he knows how to make people laugh. You
got free tickets and an attitude.
[laughter]
>> You on the guest list. You like this
ain't like it was the last.
>> That's right. They know. They know us
and they inviting us and you just
sitting over there eating them wings.
[laughter] Yeah.
So, let me ask you this, man. Who do you
when you when you trying to uh where do
you go mentally when you trying to get
to that place to write these joke? Do
you have like uh what they call writer's
block? Uh you could get writer's block.
I think
>> I think the easiest thing, not the
easiest thing, but what I learned is I
had to start living comedy versus trying
to write it. So if I'm living it, it's
like, oh, I I can write down everything
that happens. I got to find something
funny in it, something relatable in it,
something that I can pick from,
something that I can take and and spin a
little like I just I write bullet
points,
>> okay,
>> all day on my phone. All day. All day.
Bullet anything. Anytime I observe
something, I think something, I feel
something, I write down just that. Like
if I showed you if I showed you my phone
and and the amount of bullet points like
you know it's like
>> oh damn everywhere.
>> Yeah. It's like it's a lot and this is
like all day. You know what I mean? So
like right now I'm write down podcast
host use his sexy voice in the
beginning.
[laughter]
>> That'll be hard. That's hard. I love it.
I love it.
>> On a podcast somebody go out. So yeah,
man. Tell me about um [laughter]
>> Yeah, you you know, you just lay all the
way back. You know what I'm talking
about. But you know, did you ever think
of like do you have you done a podcast
before?
>> You been been the host of one?
>> I've done 11 podcasts.
>> And you Damn, why you keep changing?
>> I mean, because it's I I commend y'all
because I know how much work it take to
do a podcast.
>> You did 11
>> probably. though between 7 and 11.
Starting them, stopping them. I'm going
to do this one. Okay, let's do that. I
got a podcast I do now.
>> What's your name up?
>> That's a great question. [laughter]
That's a hell of a question. What's the
name of my podcast? Oh, that's crazy.
See what I'm saying?
>> That's wild.
>> No, we got to cut this out.
>> He just started.
>> No, we did, but we just restarted.
>> Okay.
>> Is it called Good Game?
>> Good game.
>> That's a good name.
>> That's a name.
>> I think it's called Good Game. We just
call it that.
>> If it's not, it should be.
>> I think it's called the Good Game
Podcast. Yeah. It's me and Clint Coley
talking about sports.
>> That's hard.
>> Yeah. And uh so look,
>> that's hard. That hard. Do you watch my
boy Bubba Dub?
>> Yeah. My guy, man.
>> My dog.
>> Yeah. So I I tell you this, right?
>> So I worked with the Sacramento Kings
for years.
>> Whoa. And um I was doing like reaction
videos and things online and that's how
they found me. And I started this in
like 2018.
>> Okay.
>> And I when you asked me about
monetizing, I didn't know that what I
was doing was something that was
incredible. I didn't know I I don't know
anybody who went from their phone to
their hometown team at the time.
>> Wow.
>> You know I mean I grew up here. I went
to high school right there when I the
first time I was on TV doing sports
stuff for the Sacramento Kings. I was
getting calls like, "Yo, do they know
who they got on their TV? Do they do
they know what's happening?" You know
what I'm saying? I went to Valley High
School and now I'm sitting here with
with Jerry Reynolds and Jim Kosmore and
we talking sports and I'm doing the
media day for the team and they and I'm
I'm loose. They letting me talk. They're
not giving me a script. They just
saying, "Go ahead.
>> You know what not to say.
>> Your gift will make room for you."
>> Amen. You know what I'm saying? So, I I
didn't know how to, man. They the the
team that came to me, this is probably
this is probably 2019. It's 2019. The
team came to me with a with a with a
budget, some money, and um I didn't know
how to create the show for them. They
wanted the show. I didn't know how to do
it. I didn't know how I didn't I didn't
plan out what was the next step once I
get I was just doing something fun and
then that turned into this. That'll
never happen again. [laughter]
Never happen again. Next time somebody
come to me or now they won't have to
come to me, I'm going to bring it to
them. You already got this done. Let's
let's get some done. I was I had a
meeting with ESPN.
>> Wow.
>> Um
I was going to I was going to All-Star
weekend in 2020.
um
um to I was going they I they had a
media pass for me. Now, this is what
they told me, too. We don't know what
you going to do, but just go just go out
there and you can figure it out, but
you'll have media credentials, so you'll
be able to get everywhere. You'll be
able to get where you got to go,
>> but just shoot shoot content. Let's
let's see let's see what you come up
with.
This was 2020. January 6, 2020, Allstar
weekend changed. Kobe died.
>> Yeah.
>> Kobe died. The All-Star game was now
ain't nothing funny no more.
>> There ain't nothing to laugh at no more.
The Allstar game. The whole thing was
dedicated to Kobe as it should have
been.
>> Right
>> now. Also, it's it's um
>> like Valentine's Day weekend. So, it's
like February 13, 14th, whenever Allstar
is. CO is is becoming more of a thing
too.
>> Right after Kobe died.
>> Right after Co. So Kobe died and they
saying it's it's AIDS in the air. Yeah.
You don't we don't need you [snorts] to
come here.
We don't need you to come here. And then
for the next two years Allstar game, it
was just everything was changing and
they was doing different things and all
of that. So I never revisited it. But it
was like just
you ask me about bubba dub and because
of the sports connection I always think
of that like yo I was doing these things
>> and did not know exactly
>> which is
>> what I was supposed to or how to like
bring it all together. But then you also
ask about monetization. I didn't fully
know how to bring all of that together.
You know what I'm saying?
>> And and that's the thing. And and it it
it got more prevalent after Bubba Dub
started his run too.
>> Yeah.
>> Um I remember us sitting here talking
about it and it was we had some hell of
interviews and it's just like damn like
once you know the game
>> Yeah.
>> It's like damn why I didn't start back
then.
>> Yeah.
>> Cuz I started that back then doing my
thing like like trying to figure out how
to stay in these people face and talk
sports.
>> Yeah.
>> I didn't need nobody. I can go talk to
ESPN but I had my own thing going.
That's the way Bubba Dub is doing today.
He still just and the same thing you
more likely still, you know, doing as
well. I think that's the
>> I love that
>> independent wave. The way you could do
it on your own and you can still go and,
you know, partner up with them as well.
I think that's Yeah.
>> Which, you know, everything is becoming
a little more direct to consumer, right?
To where you can I just need an
audience, which is full circle. This is
what I learned when you asked me about
my first time at the comedy club.
>> Yeah. Yeah,
>> it's like, oh, I didn't know that I just
had 56 people come see me on a Wednesday
night and that means I didn't know what
a guest list was. So, that means 50
something people bought tickets and got
hit with a two drink minimum.
>> That's right.
>> I didn't know I just made the club, but
Oh, y'all had a good night.
>> A little grip.
>> Yeah, had a good night tonight.
>> No, but that and that's something you
learn. But here here's here's the deal.
Um, when it come down to comedians, who
when you I know Tony Robbins, but who's
your top three? I gotta do that before
we get off here.
>> You gotta do that.
>> You said Yeah. You already
>> top three comedians of all time that are
>> I already know who you gonna say the
first one is.
>> All right. Okay. Can I can I answer
this? It's going is You're not going to
like my answer.
>> I don't give a damn what you say.
>> Okay. And and I'm saying I'm saying
you're not going to like it, but you
might like it.
>> Yeah.
>> Um cuz three is a tough number. Let's
start there.
>> Well, you're not gonna say more than
three.
>> I got I I
>> I only want three.
>> Oh, you only want three. That's all I
want.
>> Okay. So, this the thing. I'mma tell you
the top three comedians that really
helped my career.
>> Well, that's how you want to do it.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah. That's that's what I want to talk.
I want to talk about three. I don't give
a damn how you do it, bro.
>> So, we going Yes. Give me your three.
>> Listen. Tony Roberts.
>> Okay.
>> But I mean, I tell you this before I met
Tony Roberts, he's my favorite comedian.
>> Okay. But you still you kissed up to him
when you met him? Come on.
>> Hey, okay. Let's let's let's relax.
>> [laughter]
>> I remember first time I met Look look
I'm talking to Tony and look this is the
crazy advice I ever got in my life. I'm
I'm excited to be like hanging out with
him. I got question. I'm like hey bro
what should I do with that? What should
I do with this? Hey what do you think I
should do about this? He said I'm going
to tell you the first thing you should
do. Stop asking me all these goddamn
questions.
>> That sound like something I would say.
>> Yeah [laughter] that [ __ ] right
there.
>> That sound like me?
>> YES.
>> I do this to her right now.
>> I'm going to tell you the first thing to
do. Stop asking all these goddamn
questions. Let's start there.
>> Yeah, there it is. Uh, so Tony Roberts,
>> Daniel Dugar, he's uh never heard of
him.
>> Daniel Dugar.
>> Daniel Dugar. He's
>> white boy.
>> He's black guy. He's from the Bay Area.
>> Daniel Dugar. Look that boy up. Let me
see how he look.
>> Yeah. Um, this the first person who ever
took me on the road. This is the first
person who ever um took me out of the
country.
Um he he gave me like he he would say
stuff. He was like, "Yo, you got to go
to grow." He said that to me earlier.
You have to get out of here to grow. You
can't you can't develop what you going
to develop in this spot.
>> Um
>> you found those last season,
>> white boy,
>> Indian looking guy.
>> We used to do these things. No, he black
dude.
>> Um we used to do these things.
>> Dar d u g a r
>> a r. That's what I did. Um Yeah,
>> we used to do these things called triple
runs. It's a comedian named uh comedian
turned.
>> Oh, there he is.
>> Let me see him. Let me check him out.
>> This guy.
>> Yeah, that's him.
>> Daniel Dale Guard. There he is. Looking
>> Dar. Yeah, there he is. Mr. Dunar.
>> Yeah,
>> you can he took me on the road for the
first time. We used to do these things
called triple runs. There's a guy named
Dave Triple and he have these shows set
up all across the West Coast and we
would just get in the car and drive. So
you might be gone for two weeks, but you
go to do a show in Montana, then you
going to do a show in Idaho, then you
going to do a show in Oregon, then you
go do a show in Washington State, then
you're going to do a show in one of and
you would do all of that and you might
come home with $1,500.
>> Well, I mean the experience, man. God
don't make no mistakes, brother.
>> You know what I'm saying? And that and
that was how I developed working in
front of any crowd
>> cuz you start to learn like oh no no no
no no people in this part of the world
are different. It's not just race. It's
like no that state thinks different than
this state. That city thinks different
than this city. No, that's a red state
for real. They don't they don't agree
with what you're saying.
>> So uh
>> that was that the third one or second?
>> That was the second one.
>> What was your number three? Number
three.
So, it's either BT Kingsley.
>> Pick one.
>> I don't [snorts] I don't like how y'all
talking to me. I'll [laughter] be honest
with y'all. I didn't know that. That's
what boss talk meant. I ain't know you
mean y'all be bossing people around in
here.
>> Y'all pick one because we only getting
one. Huh?
>> Yeah. It's only three total. B B B B B B
B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B
B B B B B B B B B B B B B B BT K K K K K
K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K Kingsley
um taught me how to promote shows, put
shows together, how to go in a city and
go into the barber shops and the hair
salons and to everywhere and and get
people to to to come to your show, how
to put your own show together. You know,
you could do this show and they'll pay
you $200 or you can put your own show
together and you'll make five grand.
>> Mhm.
>> Potentially. You might lose money,
but you got the potential to make this
right here.
>> He showed you that.
>> He showed me that. But then Nate
Jackson,
>> I said we said what we said, bro.
>> But then Nate Jackson,
>> you breaking rules and stuff.
>> Listen, rules are made to be broken.
>> No,
>> come on, man. We both been to jail. We
know how.
>> I've never been to jail where you went
to jail, though. That's the difference.
>> I don't I don't know what that even
meant, but it was intimidating. It was
intimidating.
>> I ain't never been to jail where you
went to jail.
>> Never. You're like, "What? What do I say
after [laughter] that?" Right.
>> But I got to say, cuz Nate Jackson
showed me how to edit videos.
>> Nate Jackson. [clears throat]
>> And that's important.
>> It's very important.
>> Where you from?
>> She from Tacoma, Washington.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> I think I think that's I think you you
got to understand, man. Everybody's put
in your life for a reason, right?
>> Yeah. And and the one thing you you
you've expressed who you are as a as a
comedian that came up and and and all
y'all grind so hard, you know, like I
work your butt off. Yeah.
>> I think that's dope, man, that you you
stuck with it this long, you know, and
it must be you it have to be your
passion
>> cuz you wouldn't have you you wouldn't
have done it. You wouldn't when did
somebody ever steal your joke?
>> Yeah, for sure.
>> When you knew it, did you talk to them
about it? Cuz I've I've been in the mix
of some people who talked like, you
know, that's So,
>> SCRUNCHO, SHOUT out to him. He said it's
like stealing his baby, [laughter]
right? IT'S LIKE TAKING A SHOT. LIKE,
WHAT?
>> I am going to tell you something, homie.
That joke YOU JUST AIN'T PLAYING WITH
HIM EITHER.
>> YEAH. NUNCH. YEAH, that's my guy, man.
Uh [sighs]
>> I I've had I used to put a lot of jokes
on Facebook. I used to like write them
out and then I I remember I would watch
people do my Facebook post on stage.
Like I would watch it. I was like, "Oh,
I posted that earlier. Okay, that huh
interesting. You know, I I so I have a
whole series of videos. Look, cuz this
people have all these different ways of
stealing jokes and I'm a believer that
people don't always steal jokes. I do
believe that there is parallel thinking,
but I also believe that
>> people don't always know how to make the
point come together. So what happens to
me a lot what has happened a lot is
people will come up to me after be like
yo that joke you do about that man I got
a joke something like that but I I know
what they're saying a lot of times is I
had a thought like that but I heard you
execute the joke
>> so when you see me do the joke I don't
want you to think that
>> I'm stealing your job
>> but you did not know how to execute it.
You see what I'm saying? So it's like
you you didn't know how to
>> They're stealing your execution.
>> They stealing execution. It's like
there's there's so much stuff.
>> People came to you and said you took
their joke.
>> Nah.
>> Never.
>> Somebody come to me and said I took
>> I remember Gary Owen was telling me that
Nick Can started off just doing
everybody joke. He didn't realize you
couldn't do that.
>> That's hilarious. [laughter]
>> He just going up doing that.
>> But that's a real thing. But you don't
know things until you learn them. Like I
didn't I didn't know you could tell the
same joke twice.
>> So my first year in comedy, I never
repeated a joke.
>> Wow.
>> I was like, "No, I can't do that joke."
I said that joke at that hole in the
wall spot 6 months ago. I can't do that
again.
>> Ruin pain.
>> Yeah. They says like, "What? How are you
supposed to get the joke good if you
don't keep doing it?" I said, "You can
keep doing the same joke." It's like,
you better
>> just not in the same place.
>> Even in the same place, you got to
develop it. It's like you learn like
there is no I've never seen a comedian
get good at standup other than being on
stage all the time. I've never seen a
joke get good other than keep developing
it and adding to it and listening to it.
Okay, let me take that up. I probably
need to add that. Okay, what if I Okay,
imagine that. Okay, what if I compare
that and that? But you don't you don't
do that in the writing process. You do
that in the performing process. You got
to perform it and and hear it. And then
you might do the joke and then somebody
might say, "Oh, dog, that's funny. You
should try saying this with it." Oh,
thank you. So then you got that tag from
that person and then you added that to
that and then that person and then by
the time you see it now it's this like
refined amazing joke. But man, a lot of
times the jokes that we love,
>> that joke is seven years old.
>> It took seven years to get it. It took
six years to get that joke to that
point.
>> It took a lot of like refining, taking
this out, moving this around. I have a
whole I had a whole
um series that I was doing like a
videos. I got it was one with me and
Godfrey.
>> Another one is me and Finesse Mitchell.
Another one is me and Darren Fleet.
Another one is me and Von D Carlo. And
it's just me coming up to comics after
they show and being like, "Yo, I love
your set. That joke that you got about
babies and the roller coaster, I got a
joke just like that." And it's like a
parody cuz that's how people will come
up to you. Like they'll really come up
to you after your set and tell you they
got a joke just like this. Even if
you've seen them for years and have
never seen a joke in that you've never
seen I've never seen you tell a joke
like that. Never in my life.
>> Have you ever What do you think about
Jamie Standup? Have you and him ever
discussed standup?
>> I just I just wanted to go see Jamie
stand up a few months ago. We talked
about it. I I I had some notes for him.
He was like thankful and he was like,
"Yeah, man. Let's J look." I was talking
to Jamie
and he was like, "Um,
>> what was that?"
>> That it sound like
>> a car backfired or something.
>> That's what that was.
>> Yeah. We from the hood.
>> I know it.
>> This [ __ ] This [ __ ] don't shake us.
Let's go.
>> I'm not saying shake, but I Something
happened. Something happened out there.
You heard it, right?
>> Mhm. Okay. All right. Just
>> You got insurance on the truck.
>> Yo, if something happened, I'm at boss
talk 101. [laughter]
>> Yeah, they all in here.
>> So, uh,
>> he was talking, you know, you you seen
his last special.
>> Mhm.
>> I cried. I loved it. He cried.
>> I cried. And I I just love to see him
back out there because I was rooting so
hard for him when he was sick. And I did
some man I did some heck of a reviews
just talking about I want them dudes,
man. Just about showing love. Like when
you when you love somebody and you see
him, you know, go through that, no
matter what it was or what it is, you
I'm rooting for him because I'm a Texas
[ __ ] to my heart, [ __ ] To the core.
>> Anything that's out of Texas is first
with me. And everybody know that. They
be like, This did it just bust again.
>> Them was fireworks.
>> Boy, it's busting out there.
>> Them fireworks.
>> If they get closer, you jump in the
front and I'm going to try to throw the
table. Lance, you get down and I'm going
to try to survive and I'm going to back
down.
>> Somebody got to tell the story.
>> Me and you. You keep running when I
start doing all of that.
>> Yeah. Somebody got to tell the story for
people people at home listening. There's
some violence going on right outside
[laughter] OF THIS.
>> SHOUT OUT TO BOS 101. KEEP IT GRIMY.
>> PEOPLE get shot every day. B, you all
right? You tough, right? [laughter] But
uh I'm talking to Jamie about um that
special.
>> Yeah.
>> And you know, he was like, "No, that
that special was there was a reason for
that. That was I had to tell that story.
>> I had to explain to people what that
happened to me. I couldn't just come
back out just joking because like I went
through a traumatic thing that people,
you know, wanted to know about. He was
like this next special
>> and he was talking to me so I know what
he meant. He was like, "This next
special is like y'all going. This is for
y'all to laugh." Like he was like
>> heavy.
>> Yeah.
>> Ain't no better when it come and he told
me he was telling me stories and he was
like, "But I can't say that on stage."
>> You know that.
>> And I was like, "You have to say that on
stage." It was it was I mean, and it's
his stories to tell, but he told me two
of the funniest stories in the world.
But there, you know, there's like names
attached to the stories. So he like,
"Ah, I can't do that." And I'm like,
"You got to cuz a lot of people's
favorite standup special from Jamie is I
might need security."
At at the core,
Jamie is one of the most amazing
storytellers
the world has ever seen. We want to hear
the stories.
>> I might security had the names attached
to the stories. when he talking about
the JLo thing, when he talking about
Aluccino, when he talking about LL, it's
like we we can picture it because he can
do voices and he he's so good at it. So
these other stories he tell me, I'm
like, nah, I just do it.
>> But he don't I don't have to deal with
the consequences. So [laughter]
>> just say that [ __ ] dog.
>> Because a lot of comedians feel like
because everybody knows comedy, it
shouldn't be no hard feelings when they
tell it because it's just jokes. Well,
Tony Hinchcliffe went a little too far.
>> You think so?
>> I know. So,
>> okay.
>> What is your opinion on it?
>> I just think that
>> certain things you you don't need to be
doing. I'm from the old school, though,
so it's going to be different for me
than it is for a younger person.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I
>> I get I get why younger people are okay
with certain things I'm not cuz I'm from
the old school. Yeah. And I mean, I
understand what it is to be caught up in
a maze where people treat you different.
A lot different.
>> Yeah.
>> So, I ain't going out like that no more.
>> I get it.
>> And I'm willing to go out.
>> You You will Yeah. You You You willing
to
>> You willing to do whatever you You don't
care how this goes for what you believe
in.
>> No, you don't have to play with that.
And and I just feel like um
I going to say it. You guys don't do
roast for real. Ain't nobody doing no
real roast because you got certain
people that Kanye and a couple of more
people talk about that ain't nobody
going to say nothing about these people.
Okay.
>> Don't quit trying to play like you
roasting like that, [ __ ] Cuz you not.
>> You not even built like that. Don't make
me go there. You know what I'm saying?
You you ain't built like that. Cuz when
Kanye did it, when Nick Cannon did it,
y'all, you know, you ain't going to say
this stuff. You're playing with my
people.
>> For sure.
>> Oh, I just took it there. No, you did.
It's too late. But no, but that's how
you feel. And you should express how you
feel. And And you know what? What it is
for me when I'm when I'm watching it,
I'm saying,
okay, let's start here. I don't think
roast
or I don't think comedy really is for
the masses.
I think
>> I like that.
>> So, there there's a there's a there's a
thing that happens between the art and
the business. If if you tell whatever
whatever joke, I don't care what the
joke is, whatever it is, in a room of
200 people who agreed to be at a comedy
show, nobody's offended. When you do
that same thing and broadcast it to
150 million people, now it's now we're
having a different conversation.
>> Wow, that makes sense.
>> So, so,
so the people who were like, "It's
comedy." Yes. But now it's comedy in
front of a 100 million people. You see
what I'm saying? It's like if you and
your wife started kissing, you like,
"No, this is my wife." Yes, that's your
wife. go do that there. You don't do
that. You don't you don't you you not
going to just start
being intimate with your wife with 7,000
people watching unless unless that's
what your only fans is.
>> You know what I'm saying?
>> They did it.
>> So, you see what I'm saying? So, it's
like, no, I I I understand the culture
of roast. I understand the culture of
comedy. I get it. And if you guys would
have done this in a little room and that
then it's not a big deal. But this is on
Netflix.
>> Correct. You know what I'm saying? I
think it's I think it's uh the climate
we in too. A lot of people just don't
take the things like it. Times change.
So I things are sensitive now because
even now when certain comics go on stage
at improv or you know whatever and as
much as some they say oh you shouldn't
have your phone out or whatever but
sometimes when
>> they say something that's offensive in a
sort certain sort of way whether against
the LGBTQ or whatever that somebody take
up and they'll film it. I've seen where
Eddie Griffin said something at a show
and all of a sudden it's blasted all
over social media because they did not
agree with what he said.
>> So, and they took it and run with it.
>> Yeah.
>> So, although it's in a small area, it
we're in an era of social media.
Everything gets blown up
>> once it once it gets broadcasted to
people now now it's different.
>> People are sensitive with certain
things. If I if I go buy a ticket to see
something, then to to a degree I'm
agreeing to whatever happens here to a
degree.
>> Mhm.
>> Now, if it's on Netflix or whatever, I
didn't agree to a lot of people who were
who were um who were who were angry
about Tony Hinchcliff's things, they
didn't even watch the roast. It would
just it just got blasted out so much
that they seen it. So they they didn't
even sign up to see this. They just on
their Instagram and they watching you
talk about George Floyd. They're like,
"Yo, get him out of here. I don't need
context. Get the I don't that there
there is no explanation for how this is
okay."
So, you know, I I I understand it in
that way.
>> Well, you understand however you want to
understand it. Boy, ain't no way nobody
supposed to be talking about nobody uh
standing on somebody neck and acting
like just it's it's cool to do. It's
cool to do that, especially from another
race who had never endured those things.
>> So, let me ask you this.
>> So, I'm just going to say this. Uh
>> man, got a daughter, family,
>> you know what I'm saying? And and my
homeboy, which which we're getting at,
you know what I'm saying? You really
don't never know who you dealing with.
Like I look at these dudes, man, and
they they act as if they untouchable,
but you're not.
>> That's the biggest you is going to shows
and if a [ __ ] got a budget, you know
what I'm saying? You know, you I'm a
smart dude.
>> A budget can get you in trouble, bro.
>> And and and dudes don't know how to act.
>> Yeah.
>> You can take a dude that ain't never
This dude in your neighborhood never
left,
>> but he love you.
>> Mhm.
>> He do anything for $2,000.
>> No, he love you.
>> Yeah. He'll do it for the just cuz he
love you.
>> Yeah.
>> You know what I'm saying? You know what
I'm saying? So, I don't think it's a
good thing to be putting yourself in
these situations.
>> It's definitely
>> when you don't know who you playing with
>> 100%. But this is the question.
>> Let me say this. One of the dudes who
just he did that. I just interviewed a
dude who just got out
>> who was love this man. Am I right?
>> Grew up with him
>> and go always into something. Love being
into something. So you just don't know
who you playing with. So you playing on
this stage
>> and it can be like dude, you don't even
know who you playing with.
>> And I think that's the bad part about
it. Yeah.
>> So that was a thing that hurt a lot of
people.
>> Yeah.
>> And and and you don't know who you
playing with. That's my biggest
>> No, no. I think I think all of that is
true. I think so. I think I think two
things. I think
one of the keys to a joke being funny is
you feeling like they're joking. And
people don't feel like he's joking.
>> They feel like he's just racist.
>> That's That's a good
>> So it's like he did a George Floyd joke
at the Tom Brady roast.
You know what I'm saying? It's like no,
this is this is
>> that's what he do.
>> Yes. that he is a habitual limestepper.
Like he that's he
>> really
>> Yes.
>> I thought that was his first time doing
it.
>> No. No. At the Tom Brady roast um he
told Grank um Rob Gronowski, he said he
looks like the last boss in the George
Floyd video game. That was a joke he
told at the time Tom Brady roast.
Um I I I'm not exactly sure why.
The outrage wasn't there that time, but
I don't think it matters. Um, what I
know is when I seen him there, I said,
"Oh, well, I know what he going to do."
>> Oh, you already knew.
>> Yeah. It's not a secret. Like, it's like
he's not I was not shocked at all. And I
was at the roast. I was in the building.
>> I'm telling you, in the building, it
wasn't like shock
>> because everybody knew what he does.
>> Yeah. and and he kind of stumbled over
it and people was kind of trying to be
like, "Hold on, what?" Like, it wasn't
like a thing where everybody was like,
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute." It
was a combination of things. That's why
when Cheryl came up and Cheryl did what
she did, that's why the room erupted.
>> Oh, I I loved it.
>> You know what I mean? Because it was
like
he said a um
he said a joke about Kevin Hart and he
was like um talking about him fighting
on a plane. He was like, "Just proof
that wherever black people go, they're
always going to act like ninjas
cuz they're fighting." Like, you know
what I mean? So, he's like,
>> so the joke was a white guy almost said
the n word, you know what I'm saying?
It's like,
>> okay, you know what I mean? But I I know
this comedy like I know
kind of what you're doing. So, you know,
I I don't I I don't get
>> I definitely I don't get nothing away
from cuz I don't I don't But at the end
of the day, I just know that you got to
be careful on who you play with.
>> You got to
>> cuz you never know.
>> You got to but I tell you in this in
this climate, you know, there's a group
of people who feel empowered to say what
they want to say and feel like they can
do what they want to do.
>> That's right.
>> And they say exactly right.
>> It starts at the top.
>> Oh man.
>> And it's not even just comedians. It's
internet people period.
>> You can take it off the internet and
just say people
>> how like they feel like no.
>> Wow.
>> The reason why I say internet more
because they feel like you're not going
to see me,
>> right?
>> I'm going to say whatever. But when you
face to face with somebody, they're not
always going to say
>> at all
>> whatever they need to say.
>> Lance Woods is in the building, guys.
Comedian is in the building today. He
came down and showed us love. Man, how
can people get a hold of you? [laughter]
That's how people kick you out their
house nicely. I [laughter] like that.
He's like, "Yeah." Hey, man. Lanch is
here. [clears throat] So, how can people
get so I can go to bed? [laughter]
>> Not really. I think you you done messed
up. I was going to take y'all to eat,
but you didn't messed that up.
>> No, we can still eat what you
>> n man. He tried to take my meal away.
See how they do.
>> Sir Lancewoods on everything. Sir
Lancewoods. S I R Lance Woods. So, when
when we when it's coming out,
>> don't worry about that. That's not your
business.
>> No, I was going to tell cuz I was going
to tell you some stuff that's coming
out.
>> Say you go ahead and say it. I'll let
you know. Go ahead. I'm in control.
>> All right, cool. So, so they bringing
Comic View back. I'm on a new season of
Comic View. Yes, I'm on a new season of
Comic View that's coming out like BET
weekend. They're going to start
releasing it.
>> That's
>> um I just shot a I just shot a special
for Hulu. Uh Kevin Hart's um production
company, Heartbeat produced it. So,
that'll be on Hulu soon. I just did Nate
Jackson super funny comedy jam that'll
be out soon.
>> Um
>> yeah, I'm working on some film stuff.
Just stay stay in tune people. Sir Lance
Woods getting
>> comedy specials have become more and
more like out there.
>> Oh no, it's time for because before you
had to wait for somebody to give you a
special. Now if I got a camera I could
just shoot it and then put it out. Shout
out to Ali Sadik who killing the
>> youth. Ali Sadik changed the game
>> amongst other people. But Ali Sadik like
changed everything. Ali started putting
out other people specials.
>> That's right. That's right.
>> You don't got to go to them. Come to me.
Put it on. Not bring it on. You going to
get more views over here than you going
to get over there.
>> Hustle.
>> Yeah.
>> My guy. That's my guy.
>> Texas Texas hustle. Like [laughter]
Texas got a special hustle, man.
>> That's for real.
>> Soon as I got here, I was like, "What
can I sell? Well, don't be selling
something in Texas. You got to sell
something [laughter] out here,
>> man. Shout out to Lance, man. It's going
down. Woods in the building. It's been
another great segment of Boss Talk 101,
where the bosses talk.
>> And we out, man.
>> Yeah, we on Boss Talk 101. Yeah, we
going to talk. We going to have fun. We
be on fire. We be lit. It's a unique
hustle, [ __ ]