Jackie Chan & Chris Tucker Are HILARIOUS! | Rush Hour (1998) Movie Reaction | First Time Watching

So, it's come to my attention that I have never seen Rush Hour and neither of you, right? >> So, here we are watching it today. >> You know, I seen Jackie Chan, Who Am I? and then I watched uh what's that other one? Drunken Master. Those were the two Jackie Chan movies that I absolutely loved as a kid because well, those were the two movies that I had and I actually missed these movies completely. The reason we're reacting to these guys is because they've been requested probably like 500 times since we started our channel and we have been watching some really some really heavy stuff lately. A lot of Stephen King, a lot of horror, a lot of psychological thrillers. We just watched uh The Six Sense. >> We watched that last night. Pallet Cleanser. So, we're going to watch something. >> That was a palette cleanser. >> No, this is cuz this is going to be funny. Funny movies are always a palette cleanser. You watch something funny and then you get back into the drama. So, hopefully you guys enjoy this reaction. If you do, we also have a Patreon where you can see the full uncut reaction. Hype the video, like the video, let us know in the comments section. How old were you the first time you seen Rush Hour? That was the first question that literally popped into my mind. So, I'm going to be 34. >> If you guys can think of a better question you'd rather answer, let me know that, too. And we're going to see you guys on the other side of this movie. [music] >> You like that? [music] Hey, that little xylophone was tough. >> I know. There's like some heist music, though. >> I feel like I'm playing that Cruising USA game, [laughter] that old game, that arcade game >> where you select the vehicle and stuff. >> It's like checkpoint. >> Yeah. [music] >> Hey, that's Kent Le Young. You know Kent Le Young? >> Yeah. Miles from Lost, right? >> Let's go. Instantly better. [music] He was like a Lincoln Park band member. >> I was going to say like a Asian Eminem. OH, >> let's go Jackie. He said he looks like a Asian Eminem. [laughter] He's like Shanghai. What? >> Y'all heard of Dr. Yay? [laughter] >> You stupid. Oh my, he's fire. >> Escape boat. >> We shall miss you and we wish you nothing but happiness as you take up your new post in the United States. Ladies and gentlemen, Council Han, >> what a lovely dinner table. >> Earlier this evening, Detective Inspector Lee and a special task force have once and for all crushed the gentile criminal organization. the default. >> Stupid fool. Get the hell out of my way. [laughter] >> Very friendly place. >> It depends on where you go. Okay. I mean, our town's pretty friendly, right? Everyone's just a little dumb. [laughter] >> And they move at a slower pace. >> Don't go to Walmart. >> Step away from the car. >> Hey, officers. >> Put your hands above your head. >> All right, take it easy, BUDDY. YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. >> OH, YES I DO. OH, NO HE DON'T OFFICER. He just playing officer. >> NO, I AIN'T PLAYING. >> YES, he is. >> No, I'm not. >> YES, HE >> I'M NOT PLAYING. >> All right. All right. Everything cool now. He down. The gun down. Get back in THE CAR. JUST LEAVE. >> He's from Reservoir DOGS, RIGHT? >> OH. OH. >> OH. SO, he's working for them. >> Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Okay. So, imagine you're sitting there though and then he's sitting there like like the criminals like, "Get out of here. [laughter] I'm not going to lie, the movie cover kind of gave away the fact that they're both cops. >> Oh, did it? >> Yeah. >> Sorry, I didn't. >> They're like this. They're like, [laughter] >> stop that C4 in the truck. [laughter] >> That's what I was wondering about. >> Yeah. Oh, no. GTA. >> [laughter] >> It's like Fortnite. >> So, he emotes after he does explosions. [laughter] >> He paid like $10 for that emote. >> Guess what, man? I forgot to tell you. I'm LAPD. [laughter] >> That's why he was looking at the C4 all crazy. He was like, "What is this?" >> Come on. We're going to be late. Let's go. >> Excuse me. >> Telephone China. >> Suang, >> will you be home after school? >> No. I am gonna pick you up myself. >> That means he's not. >> Oh, that was cute. >> Wait, where's your hunt? Hello. [music] >> Is this some Mariah Carey? >> Was that me? >> Man, that brings you back, doesn't it? Whoa. >> Uh-oh. >> Is there a problem, officer? >> No problem. Just rush hour. >> I was like, how did he become an officer? >> He just dropped the movie title. >> Yes. >> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. [snorts] Her dad's been training her. Oh no. [screaming] >> That completely kills my good vibe I was having. >> I know. >> We need to speak with you in private, sir. Excuse me. >> I know this is a difficult time for you, council, but I want you to know we're going to get your daughter back. >> I would like one of my people to help. Let me assure you, council, the FBI considers this a top priority. We have plenty of people on the case. M >> Russ, I am not an American. My daughter, she is not an American. >> I understand that, sir, but he's already on the plane. I trust you would treat him with the same courtesy as you have shown me. >> Inspector Lee, >> I can't believe you went without me. >> First of all, if you want to go out on a date with me, you going to have to wait on the list like every other woman. Okay? And second of all, I work alone. I don't want no partner. I don't need no partner. And I ain't going to never have no partner. You know, we were supposed to be on the same team. >> Team? This the LAPD. We the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama shame of me. She tell everybody I'm a drug dealer. [laughter] [laughter and snorts] >> She'd prefer that. >> What can we do? He's on his way. >> Call the field office. Have him over a rookie. Keep him out of our way. >> Well, as long as we're going to humiliate someone, might as well be LAPD. [laughter] >> Please. No. >> It's a disgrace to my department. It's a disgrace to >> Dan. I'm sending someone right over [laughter] >> from the FBI. The 10-year-old daughter of a Chinese diplomat was kidnapped this. >> And they want you on the case. >> FBI want me. >> That's right. >> Stop lying. >> I don't lie. >> Tell the truth. >> I'm telling the truth. >> If anybody need me, I'm going to be working A BIG BIG CASE for the FBI. [laughter] What is this movie? [laughter] >> I've been needing this movie for a long time. I like that stingray. That's nice. >> These ones are a cheek workout. >> So, basically, they're going to send uh what's his name? Inspector Lee. They're going to send him on a goose chase. So, that's Inspector Lee and Agent Carter. >> Yo, I need one of those earpieces immediately. All right. >> Who is this? >> James Carter FBI. >> Warren, he's here for the uh special assignment. Your particular assignment is considered G14 classified. Now, why don't you and I take a walk and I'll fill you in. >> Okay. War. >> Everything in this movie is funny. >> Forget the little girl. Your assignment is Lee. >> Who [snorts] is Lee and what kind of assignment is that? >> Lee is a foreign detective. He's a personal friend of the consoles. Now, it's your job to keep him out of sight. [laughter] >> I just don't want to see him or you until this thing is resolved. Now, his plane arrives in an hour. We want to make a good impression, Carter. It's his first trip to America. >> What's he going to do? Take him to the movies. >> The bars. I don't know. [laughter] >> I feel like he's going to be so serious. >> Please tell me you speak English. I'm Detective Carter. Do you speak any English? [laughter] >> Put your bag in the back. No. No. No. No. No, you put your own in the back. I'm not a sky cap. I'm FBI. You understand? >> I don't think yelling is going to help his English anymore. >> That's what I was sitting there thinking. [laughter] >> Captain, I don't think this is funny. No, I'm serious, Captain. Now, I ain't playing. And you need to call the FBI. Tell him you made a mistake. >> I can't do that, Carter. I'm sure that you and Mr. Lee will have a nice time together. >> I'm warning you, man. You better call the FBI. I'm going to drop his ass off at Panda Express. >> Drop this [laughter] case, Carter. You're suspended for two months without pay. >> All right. Well, you can forget about being mad then. [laughter] >> Congratulations, Carter. Looks like you finally got yourself a partner. >> One little pinky get blown off. Everybody tripping. [laughter] Chinese console. That's one place you can't go. [laughter] >> That's the little girl. Say something. >> Y'all think it's real funny. Get caught in the big G14 classified case. [laughter] I'mma show the FBI. They don't know who they playing with. I'm going solve this case myself. >> Yes, >> that's right. >> He's going to show the whole FBI. I love that. >> I hope they become like besties. >> Hey, look. Capital Records. I used to grind that. >> I'll show you something first. Look [laughter] familiar? Just like home, man. Look, just like home. I ain't never been to China, but I bet you probably LOOK LIKE THIS. DON'T >> MATTER. LOOK, LOOK, [laughter] LOOK. John Wayne. >> John Wayne. >> Yeah, John Wayne, man. The Duke. Hang out with the Duke. I'll be right back. You might see one of your cousins walking around here. I'll be right back. >> Find them AND STALK US. FIND THEM AND STALK THEM. STAR MASK RIGHT HERE. STAR MASTER. >> FIND them and stock them. >> You got the ADDRESS TO MICHAEL JACKSON HOUSE? >> Never Neverland. >> Carter, you can't be coming around my job. That's harassment, man. >> Hey man, I'm just checking up on you >> now. Fully legit now. I'm selling star maps. That's all I'm selling. All right. My ass. What you Asian gang member friends talking about these days? You know anything about a kidnapping? >> I don't know nothing. >> Give me one of them star maps for $45. Do you understand what I'm saying? >> Well, I might know a little something. I don't know nothing about the kidnapping, but I'll tell you this. There's this dude who's buying up all kind of firearms, explosives, and people like he's going to start some kind of war or something. >> What's his name? >> I don't know his name. >> You don't know his name? >> For $45, I don't know his name. >> For $45, you better tell me [laughter] something. >> I don't know nothing for $45. >> Stucky, you don't. [music] [laughter] >> He made an easy 45, didn't he? >> He don't even understand English and he thinks he's just going to stand there. Please. >> Oh, he would be in Chinatown, of course, when he loses. [laughter] >> It will be easier now cuz they have the translators. >> Didn't I tell you to wait for me? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THIS BUS? It's okay. It's all right. FBI. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. [laughter] >> Watch out. Watch out. >> Why was that the best part? [laughter] >> FBI, stop this bus. >> Luckily, a guy was driving by with like a ton of pallets. >> I [laughter] know. >> FBI, I need this motorcycle. Wait, man. Oh my god. I would not know how to ride that, >> bro. That was not him. That was a stunt double. Did you see that? >> Didn't I tell you to stay over there by the Duke? >> Hey, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? >> JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, OWN, MAN, and stay in the car. Hey, >> put the gun down. Put the gun down. I ain't playing with you, man. Think I'm playing with you? Don't move. Hey man, FBI. >> He understood that. >> I'm policeman. I'm just showing him how to take a gun from a suspect. [laughter] >> All of a sudden, you speaking English now, huh? >> They go w [laughter] >> I didn't say I didn't. You assume I didn't. >> Soon I kick your little Beijing ass right now, man. [laughter] >> You must take me to see console right away, >> man. Just sit there and shut up. This ain't no democracy. >> Yes, it is. >> No, it ain't. United States of James Carter. I'm the president. I'm the emperor. I'm the king. >> Why would they not want my help? >> Nobody likes you. You can't stop for nothing. >> How are you? [music] >> Oh, that's disrespectful. >> You didn't just touch my goddamn radio. >> The voice [music] is great American music. [laughter] >> You do that in China, but you can get your ass killed out here, man. Let me show you real music. That's real music. You hear that? What if you like both? [laughter] [music] >> Hell no. [laughter] >> I must get to the consulate. What are we doing here? >> It's called a shakeddown. Very serious police work. Now just watch me handle my business and control the space. >> I want to help with the investigation. This is my case. >> Y look, you can bag me up. When we get in here, follow my lead and do what I do. Okay. Look at that smoky room. [laughter] >> What's up, my >> What's up? >> Is this weed? >> What? >> You got a prescription for this? >> Yeah. >> Where is that? >> It's a busting them up. >> What? I >> I take your ass. You know that? >> For what? >> For what? Look at this. >> I just cigarette. >> This cigar weed [laughter] looking like a cigarette. >> You better have my cigared. >> I believe he does. Remember that when that guy did that justice? >> Oh my god. Yeah. >> What a girl. >> What girl? >> The little girl. >> What little girl? >> The little Chinese girl. >> Lee, go outside real quick. It's going to get a little dangerous in here. >> I may have some. >> And the only reason why I ain't busted your ass cuz you my cousin >> and the kill ain't Bootsy. [laughter] >> The word down in Chinatown is there's this new dude in town. Bad ass dude out of Hong Kong buying up every goddamn thing. He looks so funny at that bar for some reason. [laughter] >> What's up, my >> Oh, >> what did you just say? >> He's new. He's new. >> What's up, my >> Look, guys, if I have to cut it, it's not my sensibilities. It's just because YouTube will do everything in their power to take my money. >> He's fired. This is fun. Like, he just took on this whole bar. [laughter] >> I made the promise to Suyang. >> You're right. I have been wasting your time. I'm sorry. Just let me go in here and get something to eat. When I come back out, I'm going to take you wherever you want to go. >> Okay. >> Not drill. >> Shake on it. >> Hey, what are you doing? >> You ain't the only one with quick hands, are you? [laughter] >> He might take your steering wheel off. >> Well, he can't do like a weird backflip thing. And >> he might find a way out of it. >> I mean, I got to do a beef and bean burrito. >> He did. He took it off. >> The whole steering wheel. >> Yeah, you can take the whole steering column apart. We have a taxi cab approaching. A man stepping out. Asian about 510. >> Got someone approaching the gate. Dropped off by a cab. >> Got a wheel attached to him. [music] >> Tell him to intercept. >> Intercept. >> We will intercept. >> Can I help you? [music] >> Yes. I must see the console. >> About what? >> Please. It's very important. >> Why don't you tell us why you need to see the console? Huh? We'll tell you whether it's important. >> Do you have identification? >> It's about his daughter, Suyang. Hands above your head. >> He asked about the consil's daughter. >> He asked about the daughter. You don't understand. I was invited. [laughter] >> Yes. >> I mean, he might be the best actor of all time. >> If you think about it, >> kill him. >> Is everything all right? >> Did you see him use that wheel to his advantage? >> Yeah. >> I'm sorry about this. >> Non-lethal. [snorts] [music] [laughter] >> He went over >> [laughter] >> I'll say Jackie Chan is very impressive. >> Stay away from the window, please. Not here. >> Get out of now. >> Oh, we took it. Don't move, Lee. Mr. Russ, I think there has been a misunderstanding. >> It's all right. It's okay. It's him. Guy from China. >> What? Come in, please. >> He was about to give him a spanking. >> Mr. Russ, I would like you to meet Detective Inspector Lee. Excuse me very much. Oh, yes. No gun. >> That was a cool move. >> Where the hell is Carter? >> I got to put her up with Look at >> Say man. Y'all seen a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm? >> Go screw yourself. [laughter] >> What' you say? >> I said go screw yourself. >> You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in. Get out of the way. [laughter] >> Get up out of this trap, >> man. When I get up in here, I'm slapping somebody. I don't play that. >> What happened, Carter? It was your job. >> My job to be jumping on off of buses. I do not do that. I am not Carl Lewis. >> Who is this man? Sir, I can explain. Agent Carter has been helping with my investigation. He's upset that we have not done our job. Me and Lee are taking care of the situation. We have everything under control. We're on top of it. We're going to get your daughter back safe and sound. >> He is very passionate about fighting your daughter. >> My gratitude. >> I wanted Detective Lee to have one of our best men by his side at all time. >> Agent Russ, maybe this is a good time to tell the council the details of my assignment. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Can I speak to you for a moment? >> Tell them the details. >> Oh, I see. This must be G14 classified [laughter] >> type stuff. First, let me call my captain and let him know what's going on around here. Me and I, we'll talk in a second. G14. I love when the G14 be coming around. [laughter] >> Hello. >> Am I speaking with FBI? >> Yeah, the FBI. Yeah, this the FBI. >> If you want the girl back alive, listen and do not talk. >> Okay, I'm listening. Let me get a pen. >> A This is the wrong person to be on the phone. >> The drop will be made tonight, 11:00 p.m. The amount will be $50 million. >> $50 million? [laughter] Who you think you kidnapped Chelsea Clinton? Keep talking currency. Nothing bigger than [snorts] 50. >> All right. Right. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. $50 million. No problem. No problem. >> I want 20 million in 50. >> 20 million in 50s. >> He said 20 million in 20. [laughter] >> 20 million in 20s >> and 10 million in 10 >> and 10 million in 10. With that, [laughter] >> what is your name? >> What's your name, man? You called us. Why you want to know my name? >> I just want to be able to tell the console who is responsible for his daughter death because he talked too much. >> All right. Look, man. All right, hold up. Hold up. Calm down. Calm down. I'm trying to hook you up, man. I'm on your side, man. [laughter] >> You will receive instruction for the drop half an hour before it is to be made. [laughter] If it is successful, the girl will live. >> I'm going to get you the money. I'm I'm going to make sure you get the money and we can spend it together. You know, when you get it, cuz I don't even I I don't even really work for them. [laughter] >> 620 South Broadway downtown. >> Oh my god. He just hangs up. [laughter] This is reminded me of Tropic Thunder. The guy's calling. He's like, [laughter] "This is flaming dragon. >> Take your team and cover the building floor by floor all the way to the top." [laughter] >> God damn. >> They must not go into the building. You're right. Let's go tell. Come on. >> You must put your men back. >> The hell are you doing here? Where is Carter? You may be [music] very confident, but the mere fact that you know this girl compromises your judgment. Sir, if we were asking for $50 million, would you be in a place like that? >> Get this clown away from >> That's a good point though. That's a really good point. >> Why were we all hiding? >> What you talking about? I want to hide. >> You were hiding. >> Man, I've been down to the top of my shoe. When I looked up, you was gone. >> Sir, the area secured. Damn it. >> Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. >> Please don't answer. >> I knew it. >> Damn. That makes this very serious. I mean, it's been serious, but >> evacuate the building right away. Get fire crews here. We got an explosive six in Broadway. >> Dang. He's a little too close to ground zero, isn't he? What the heck? There is no way this dude gets away from him. [music] I just seen him scale a wall. He's good. He'll get up there. [music] He's like, "Woohoo!" [laughter] Luigi, [music] >> hey, man. I ain't clean my dude. Jabar, push you down some more. [laughter] >> He was an airplane, right? >> Oh, >> no. Oh. Oh my god. Oh, >> he sounds funny. Lee. >> I know. Cuz he's just hollering, giving away his position. >> No. OH. >> OH. OH. OH. OH. OH. OH. OH. That could have been bad. Wow. >> Think I broke my >> Jason, [laughter] >> what does that mean? What limb is that? >> Listen for you. >> Mhm. >> He got away. >> WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE BRIDGE? >> I did. >> No, you didn't. >> I did. >> No, you did not. >> Tell me something about this. This I don't know. Okay, come on. >> It's a remote. Could be nitro cow. Could be cross delay. Definitely not homemade. Definitely not American. I mean, it could open up a garage door or blow up some C4. >> C4? >> Yeah, C4. >> You ain't never sold this to nobody. >> How could I sell it to somebody when I don't even know what it is? >> Oh, what are you going to do? You want some of this? Cuz if you do, I'll give you all you want. >> Give me a name. >> I ain't telling you >> She's only 11 years old. I don't want her to die. Give me the name. >> The guy's name is Juna. I never seen her. June time food chow restaurant Chinatown. >> Wow. >> Do yourself a favor. Get rid of this guy. He's going to get you killed. >> Thank you, man. I'mma come back next visiting time. I'm bring your fat ass some cookies, man. We appreciate this. >> That's it right there. >> What are we waiting for? >> We scoping the place out, man. We ain't going to just run up in there. That's how you get shot. >> Fall asleep. >> Yeah. [laughter] Absolutely. >> Say that again. [laughter] >> No war. >> Everybody knows who. [laughter] >> It ain't you all. It's y'all. >> Y'all. >> You sound like a karate movie. Y'all [laughter] >> I just say it like y'all. >> Absolutely. >> That's his whole thing, isn't it? The >> I know that's his signature move. >> [laughter] >> Do it again. [music] >> A they're bonding. [music] >> Hey, let's go. [laughter] >> Imagine just driving by that. wouldn't think much about it actually will be on you now when you make the drop. Hello. >> You have what I asked for. >> I do. >> I hope now you realize how serious I [music] am. Take the money to the alley behind the Fuja restaurant in Chinatown. >> You have 29 minutes left. >> Damn Chin. Some greasy You got [laughter] no better food like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something? >> Chinese food. No soul food here. >> I didn't say nothing about no soul food. I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy How you going to sell a big box of grease? >> That's a ew. >> Is it good? >> Very good. >> What you got? >> Camel something. >> What? [laughter] >> How we going to go about getting this guy Jun child? How we know he even exists? Ain't nobody never seen him before. >> I know. >> I love you. My father. >> That's one of the reason why I don't have no partner. That's one thing I learned from my daddy. >> Your daddy was a policeman. >> 15 years LAPD. >> My father was also a policeman. >> My daddy wants to arrest 15 people in one night by himself. >> My daddy arrest 25 by himself. [laughter] That your boy? >> Yes. Let's go. >> I love their banter. >> Yes. >> I better go in first. Ain't nobody going to recognize me. >> Okay, I'll wait 5 minutes. >> Hey, you take my ID. If anything go wrong, bust in like the LAPD. [laughter] >> This won't work. I don't know if this work. >> Yes, it will work. Look, man. It's all about attitude. All right. Close. Do it fast. Flip it open. Flip it close. Do it fast. >> Take this. For what? >> No, for two. I'm here for a meeting with Mr. Juntow. >> I'm sorry. I don't know Mr. Juna. >> Look, maybe you don't understand. I'm Mr. Juna's lawyer, legal adviser. He done got into some again. He told me to come down here, and I'm a very busy, man. I ain't got time, you know, to be coming down here this late, but I'm down here. My wife want me to come home. My baby all over the house. He need diapers. Would you please go, [laughter] Mr. J? >> But I have already told you. I don't know, Mr. >> You think I came down here for nothing? You going to give me some gas money? >> You got $5. Would you please go upstairs and tell Mr. J get his ass down here, then? [laughter] She said, "I don't know if a situ >> his interrogation tactics are you." >> Sure. >> He likes that either. >> Camel hump. [laughter] >> I don't think they were eating camel hump. That's not a thing. >> Rascal's chicken and waffles. >> I'm sorry. I'm from out of town. >> Some lame. It look like [laughter] >> someone someone's food just got sniffed by him. [laughter] Damn, this guy's serious, isn't it? >> The music and everything. >> That's a nice break room. >> Wait, >> he's behind it all. >> Get the girl out of here. Make sure those two don't leave. >> I was hoping for once it wasn't us. [laughter] I was like, "Come on." >> I don't think I've laughed this hard since Damn Happy Gilmore, like a year ago. >> So funny. >> Yeah. >> It's funny cuz it's like supposed to be an action movie, but it's just so hilarious. >> Was that cocaine? >> I feel like you need more coke than that, right? [music] >> Her necklace will see you. It's about time. >> Honestly, I didn't expect her to be in the city. Like, I thought they would like, you know, move her out. >> What's up, man? What y'all watching? [laughter] What y'all watching? >> Where Jun at? Why y'all so quiet? [screaming] >> I came down here to see Juntown cuz he told me to come down here cuz I'm his half brother from Beijing. I'm black. We all the same. I'm a hood, man. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay. You going to kill me? All right. If you going to kill me, put the gun down. Fight me like a man. That's right. Fight me like a man. Anybody can shoot somebody. That's what I'm talking about. Bag back. Give me some room. [laughter] You don't know who you messing with. >> Whoa. [laughter] Which one of y'all kicking me? Me. [laughter] He tried to be like Lee. >> [laughter] >> He almost out of it. >> Let's talk about this, man. Hold a minute. No, no, no. Treat. What? What? I mean, it's a misunderstanding. Come on. [laughter] Let's pray about this. Come on. >> Let's pray. FBI, huh? >> No, I ain't FBI. I'm a security guard. I work at the mall. >> Wipe [music] yourself off. You're bleeding. >> Oh, hell no. No, he just playing, man. He playing. He need that. [laughter] He cut me loose. Let me go. He's [laughter] just playing it. [laughter] I like how he uses a lot of props. Like he keeps using the background like >> Yeah, he's awesome, dude. Like he's like a WWE star. >> You see the synergy? >> YEAH. [laughter] >> We kick y'all ass. [laughter] Oh yeah, >> he rolled out. You saw that? They're the best cop duo ever. Dang. Is >> that my gun? >> That is my gun. >> How you going to chop the goddamn bad out the window? [laughter] [screaming] >> He almost blew his up. >> [laughter] >> I got everything UNDER CONTROL. DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOTHING. >> JESUS. Mary and Joseph. Dan, I want these two back at the consulate immediately. >> If they think this guy's such a screw up, how does he have a job? [laughter] Like, he's just blowing things up all the time. They're like, >> maybe cuz he's still securing the arrest. It's like, [laughter] >> get your hand off me. Hey, man. You with me? >> Oh, is this their going to get in trouble moment? >> We were making the drop. Han was about to get his daughter back and you two screwed it up. Oh, this assignment Carter case closed. FBI, >> it was all my fault. Lee would never do anything to jeopardize your daughter's life. >> It's a little too late for apologies, sir. >> Oh, boy. >> Ransom is now 70 million. I will call tomorrow with instructions. >> 70 mil. >> It's like a Taylor Swift album. [laughter] >> Jesus. >> Sorry, man. Be sorry for so young. Could you imagine if this movie ended right now though? The bitter taste in their mouth. >> That would suck. >> They're going to get back together somehow. >> They have to. >> I think he's going to jump off the plane or something. [laughter] >> No, baby. That's Tom Cruz, not Jackie Chan. Tom Cruz. >> Thomas. >> Snake. >> Have the money in the upstairs control room. Be sure to make no more [music] mistake. >> He's like, you got to do this >> for 70 million. [laughter] >> [laughter] >> Now get your ass up now. We got work to do. >> Go away. I've disgraced myself. >> Leave. >> What about the little girl? What about me? >> Leave me alone. A man like you could never understand. >> A man like me. >> You are devoted only to yourself. You're ashamed of being a police officer. You dishonor your father's name. >> Look, you don't know nothing about my father. >> You say your father is a legend. >> My father was a legend. My father was killed making a routine traffic stop in broad daylight by some punk who didn't want no ticket when his partner supposed to get out the car and backed him up but never did. My father was just as much devoted as you. And now he's dead. And for what? A traffic ticket to some punk. You tell me what's the honor in that. >> You believe in your father waste his life. That he died for nothing. >> Prove me wrong. >> For 50 years in control of Hong Kong. Juna was the most powerful crime lord in Southeast Asia. British tried to close down his operation, but uh we failed. >> But why the council's daughter? >> Detective Inspector Lee helped me raid every known asset of Gentile's operation. We confiscated millions in weapons and cash and a collection of Chinese art that was unsurpassed in the world. Pay the money. >> Mhm. >> Of course it is. >> I mean, if he's just got 70 million, are they giving them time to liquidate anything? Cuz if he's just got 70 million cash, you better pay that. >> They're already there. >> I am pleased to present 5,000 years of China's history and heritage. The first thing we got to do is clear out this riff rack. If anybody stay behind, they got something to lose. Wait right here. I'll be right back. [laughter] >> Mhm. That's good thinking though. >> Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. >> God damn it. >> I'm Detective Carter from the LAPD. >> We got Carter down here. >> All right, everybody. Take care. Hold your positions. What is going on? >> GET YOUR OLD ASS OUT BUILDING. Come on, lady. Put your ass down. GET OUT OF HERE. EXIT OVER THERE. YOU GOING TO GET YOUR HEAD BLOWED OFF. >> Somebody dab Carter. >> [laughter] >> He's hilarious. >> Guys, we had a super short stint with comedy. We never got to Chris Tucker, but I wanted to watch his standup material. >> Oh, I didn't know he's a comedian. >> Hard. Six blocks of C4 are wired to your daughter in a car outside. >> Oh, he got that Uzi Suzie. You know, before the changeover, most of this exhibition was in the hands of a single private collector. I worked most of my life to acquire and catalog these priceless pieces that you see before you. And then in one fell swoop, >> villains, >> it was taken away from me. >> Man, this ain't Indiana Jones. >> I shall be paid in full. Don't move. She dies if I press this button. Just be patient. The transportation will be here shortly. [clears throat] >> Hey. Hey, man. I was just going to tell you who's in the red zone. Cops all over this place. [laughter] >> You know I can do that, did you? Put your hands up. Put your hands up. I ain't going to kill you this time. I'm just going to KICK YOUR ASS. >> [laughter] >> TELL YOUR friends about me. >> He's an actual cartoon character. >> Oh, shoot. And she's going to have to fix it because she was doing the explosive thing. She failed. Yes. >> We've been looking for you. I'm Detective Carter from the LAPD. Everything is okay now. Okay. I'm going to take you to your daddy. All right. And the first thing I'm going to do, I'm going to take this vest off you. >> No, don't touch it. I heard them say it. It will explode. >> Okay. Yeah, I think it'd be safer if we leave it on. Okay, don't don't don't move. >> Where are you? >> Oh my gosh. >> OVER. >> DON'T MOVE. >> HOLD YOUR POSITIONS. Godamn it. Do not draw your weapon. >> I think we'll call that an evening. Thank you. And good night. >> That was a hell of a distraction. >> I know. >> I got something for you. Got something you want, huh? I got your bomb right here. Suya. >> PAPA. >> NO. >> Want to blow some up? Come on, push the button. >> Oh, this is a gamble. >> Push the button. >> What are you doing? I'm just playing along. >> Come on. Push the button. >> Yeah. Come on. Push her button. Oh. [laughter] >> Blow everybody up. >> PUSH THE GODDAMN BUTTON. >> You heard what she said. >> What you going? >> Oh no. >> No. No. >> It's okay. She's professional. You must take the vest off. Just just give me a second. There's a trigger on this vest. It'll blow if I take it off. >> That'd be hard cuz every every vest is built different. >> Mhm. >> Haven't done this before. >> You know, like some guys like they can only work on like Chevys. >> I don't know how to work on a sign. DO YOU [music] >> the escape plan? >> Are glow. Sugar is sweet. And so are you. >> Oh, >> is she really just guessing like that? >> The remote can still set it off. Get rid of it. Is she okay? >> Yes. >> I know THAT AIN'T THE BOMB. TAKE THE BOMB OUTSIDE. TAKE THE BOMB OUTSIDE. You can call. Yeah. Take it over some time. [laughter] >> Oh my god. [music] >> Oh, and he's trying to save the artifacts. Whoa. >> [laughter] >> Oh man. >> You know they're going to do it big for the end of the movie. We got to climb up the towers. >> Meet me on the roof. >> Roger. >> If I got a direct line to the pilot and I'm like, "Meet me on the roof." And he goes, "Roger." I don't trust his ass. He ain't my crew. >> I've been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass. [laughter] >> Well, your boys ain't here, man. Where you at? They all alone. >> I kill him. >> Go ahead. >> Yeah. >> I don't even like it. Go ahead. [laughter] >> Put your gun down. Fight like a man. >> What' you say? >> Fight like a man. >> Come on. Put the gun down. >> Same time. >> He's not going to He's not going to He's not going to. >> Oh, >> that was some Clint Eastwood stuff. >> That was like a bicycle kick. >> Ain't that what he said in the beginning of the movie? Clint Eastwood. >> Wipe yourself off, man. You dead. Damn. >> Oh my god. He has that vest on. Where does everyone bow these disposable guns at? Cuz every time they get to shoot them, they just toss them out. >> It's like a video game. >> Yeah. >> Oh, [laughter] he's like wacky chain. >> Whoa. Whoa. >> [screaming] >> Oh, he's about to get the scarf face ending. [music] >> The world is yours. >> Yeah, with all the money and stuff. >> Thank you, God. >> It's like a survivor challenge. He's down there chasing money. >> Chasing butterflies. [laughter] >> Oh Oh. Uh-oh. >> [music] [screaming] >> Um, you know, [laughter] help do something. Hey, be cool, man. Hang on. >> You know he did. >> Hang on for about an hour. I'm going to go get dam. I'll be right back. Jump there. Oh, [laughter] thank you. Thank you. Um, I mean, what the hell are you doing? I just being polite. >> Well, next time be polite to my nuts. >> Sorry. Thank you. >> This feels like the end of like a Die Hard movie. [laughter] >> I owe you everything. only your friendship. >> Suya. Oh, look who's here. >> Oh, >> what took you so long? >> I think this belongs to you. >> That was her necklace. I thought that was like a gang affiliation thing. Stupid ass. Sorry. Should have known that. >> We were just coming by to tell you what a great job you did yesterday. And when you come back, there's going to be an FBI badge waiting for you. >> You serious? >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> Come on, man. Don't be playing. >> Are they serious? >> I don't know what to say. It's It's like a dream come true. I never believe that. >> I got an idea though. I got an idea. Why don't y'all take that badge >> and shove it up your ass? [laughter] >> All up in your ass. >> Thankfully. I'm glad he said that. >> they toyed with him. [laughter] >> He's trying to get back to Cali. >> What's up? What's up, man? You ready to go? >> Yep. >> May I offer you some peanuts? >> You never told me you spoke Chinese. >> I never told you I didn't. You assume I didn't. Man, this is cool, man. Hans let me go to Hong Kong with you. You know I ain't been on a vacation in 5 years. >> We can hang in my crib. I will show you my hood. >> Now you can show me a couple of them Chinese girls. Can I get over there? I want a massage. I'm going to get buck wild. >> No [laughter] police work for two weeks. He's Deshan Watson. >> 15 hours. >> 15 hours? What we going to do for 15 hours? >> Listen to your song. >> Listen to me. [laughter] >> Action. >> Don't look. Don't smite. >> What is this about your daughter? $50 million? What you think you got? Kelsey Clinton. $50 million. [laughter] What you think you got? Kelsey, [laughter] >> this movie was so much funnier than the bloopers, actually. >> MHM. >> KILL YOUR ASS. [laughter] >> You know, all that other stuff, but you don't know his name. What's >> wrong with you? [laughter] >> My daddy once cut catch a bullet. Caught caught a bullet. Caught a bullet. >> Caught a bullet. [laughter] >> Man, this is cool. Hung sending us to Hong Kong. What's that line? [laughter] >> That was wholesome. >> All right. S tier movie. >> Yeah. >> Was that one of the funniest movies I've ever seen? It really has to be. >> Yeah. >> I don't think I've laughed that hard genuinely since we watched Happy Gilmore. >> Yeah. >> Hilarious. >> Happy Gilmore had me rolling from the beginning of the movie to the end of the movie. And this movie was right on par with that to me. All right, so uh Jackie Chan was phenomenal. I just want to get that out the way because obviously >> Chris uh Chris Tucker is unbelievably funny, right? Like that's a >> once in a generation type >> ability to make people laugh, right? Um Jackie Chan is wrapped up in a different package. He's super wholesome, especially in the end credit scene. I don't know how much of that's going to make editing, but um >> all the bloopers and stuff, amazing guy, but his ability to do these stunts was so cool, >> right? And it was like the coolest type of choreography, I guess. So, did you enjoy the film? >> I had so much fun. I thought that was a great film. I'm so mad I missed that in life, I guess. But I'm actually happy to have watched it here, but it was a great introduction to Jackie Chan. Like, I feel like I definitely need to see more of that guy. I feel like you needed to see that because uh I mean you're like half Asian and you did a really good job taking all the jokes. You did you did really good. So >> Well, they're I mean who takes them serious, you know? >> Well, people do. >> I know. >> Um so I thought the movie was hilarious. I really did. I thought the chemistry between both of the actors was just so good, man. I think that it was like I mean it was like sweet and sour. You know what I'm saying? Literally, it was like sweet and sour put together. >> You say sweet and sour chicken ash. >> Sweet and sour chicken ash. Yeah. And that's what it was like. It was just a beautiful combination and it just turned out freaking great. Awesome. So good that I would pay $1.99 for it. >> Yeah, >> that's how good it was. >> It was great. >> Okay, so um S tier movie 100% one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Hopefully Rush Hour 2 is just as funny as this one because we are watching that one next, guys. We're going to watch that one and I know there's a Rush Hour 3 also. If Rush Hour 2 is good and you guys enjoy that one, we'll watch Rush Hour 3. But if the franchise falls off like so many have in the past, then you know, I don't know if we'll watch it. But if it's good, we'll 100% watch it. So, that'll be up to you guys. >> And uh we're also starting a TV show. >> Will that be out by the time this is out? I'm not sure. But guys, always always just let us know in the comments what you guys want to see cuz we definitely take your input%. Yeah, for sure. Um >> yeah. So, if there's any more Chris Tucker, please, please, please, please, please put it in the comments. Let us know. Any more Jackie Chan, I'd be totally down to watch it. I prefer to watch some of his mainstream movies cuz like I said, the two that I've seen, I don't know if those were considered like big films at the time >> or if uh >> I just happen to have them cuz my grandma got them from the Salvation Army. Yeah. >> But um [music] they were good. So there's any more Jackie Chan movies, please let us know. And before we get out of here, babe, what was the funniest part of this movie to you? >> When he answered that ransom call. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> He was just like the guy's [laughter] serious. He's like 50 million. He's like in shock. He's like 15 million. >> He's like, "Who'd you kidnap?" Chelsea Clinton. >> Oh my god. >> That was hilarious. >> That's It's just funny as hell because like it's so like it's a perfect line. Like if you want $50 million, you better have kidnapped Chelsea Clinton. >> No. >> Like there's not too many people on earth you can kidnap and expect $50 million for. Like Jesus Christ. >> And after she Yeah. I'm just saying that's a lot. All right. Uh like, comment, subscribe, hit us up on Patreon if you want to see the full uncut reaction, guys. Like the video, hype the video, share the video, and yeah, we're going to see you guys on the next one.